Speaker 1: The Reynolds Aluminum Program with Fiber McGhee and Mollie.
Speaker 2: The Reynolds Medal Company and.
Speaker 1: Makers of Renold's Aluminum present Fiber McGee and Molly transcribed
Speaker 1: with Bill Thompson, Artaque, Brian Cliff Arquette, Alba Allman.
Speaker 2: And me Hollow Wilcox.
Speaker 1: The show is written by Phil Leslie and Keith Fowler
Speaker 1: and directed by Max Hutthole, with music by the King's
Speaker 1: Men and Billy Mills Argus f.
Speaker 2: Here's news of.
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Speaker 1: right to Reynolds Metals Company, Louisville, I, Kentucky. The Christmas
Speaker 1: shopping season is at its peak in westfol Vista, with
Speaker 1: hundreds of shoppers in every store. We find two of
Speaker 1: these shoppers returning home now. Their heart's full of joy
Speaker 1: and good cheer, their arms full of bundles and packages,
Speaker 1: and their feet full of aches and pain. As we
Speaker 1: joined Fipper McGhee and Molly.
Speaker 3: Oh, I'm glad we're almost home, Darie. I couldn't walk
Speaker 3: another block.
Speaker 2: Ain't either.
Speaker 4: This Christmas shopping is brutal, kiddo. I don't know which
Speaker 4: is flatter My feet are my wallet?
Speaker 3: They we accomplished a lot today.
Speaker 5: Yeah, along, I'm not too sold on that presence you bought.
Speaker 4: France, Sarah h dear old rich type fisted aunt, Sarah,
Speaker 4: bless her little tiny cast iron heart.
Speaker 2: What's the matter with her presence?
Speaker 6: Well, it just doesn't seem very glamorous.
Speaker 2: A home Bunyon kit, now.
Speaker 4: I bet you hasn't got one besides it.
Speaker 3: McGhee, will you look? Oh, somebody left the package for.
Speaker 4: Yeah, my gosh, right on our porch, all and up
Speaker 4: on Christmas paper.
Speaker 3: I'll bring it in. Oh, like a big one.
Speaker 6: Who's a problem, you know, who's the problems?
Speaker 2: I've got a card on it.
Speaker 5: Yes, yes, it's said dear It says Merry Christmas from Wallace.
Speaker 2: Oh, oh my goodness, mister Wim, Well what do you know,
Speaker 2: good old Wim.
Speaker 3: I didn't expect this much from mister Wimble.
Speaker 2: I'll set it on the table, kiddle right.
Speaker 3: Certainly is a big one.
Speaker 4: Yeah, funny shape too.
Speaker 2: You're like to know what it.
Speaker 6: Is, so would I.
Speaker 2: But it's not right to open presence before Christmas.
Speaker 4: Oh no, that's kids stuff.
Speaker 2: Sure there's a whopper in.
Speaker 5: It, sort of bunchie. I wonder what missus bulge that way?
Speaker 4: I mean too, But we'll find out Christmas day. That's
Speaker 4: soon enough, of course it is. Yes, we're not the curious.
Speaker 2: Time, No, no, not a.
Speaker 4: We're just stick it in the closet till Christmas.
Speaker 2: That's what we do. Sure is a big one, isn't it.
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 2: I kind of all and wide boat. I can't figure
Speaker 2: it out. Well, into the closet the goals until Christmas day?
Speaker 3: Ye, then we'll see what the kids.
Speaker 4: Right, that's when presence ought to be opened, and.
Speaker 3: Not a minute sooner.
Speaker 6: Yep, McGhee. Yeah, let's stop kidding ourselves.
Speaker 3: Open to a right.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 4: We put up a pretty good fight, though, didn't we, kiddo.
Speaker 5: I'm glad we lo.
Speaker 3: This is certainly it.
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, do you see what I see? Kiddle?
Speaker 3: I'm afraid I do.
Speaker 6: So that's our gift.
Speaker 4: Well, what are we supposed to do with the three
Speaker 4: foot plaster statue of the Statue of Liberty?
Speaker 3: It isn't just a statue, mcgie, it's a lamb, you see.
Speaker 3: You screw the light bulb. They're in Liberty's charch.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, she's got a plug right in the middle of.
Speaker 2: Her back there. So this is just awful, ditty bad
Speaker 2: all right, boy, old boy?
Speaker 4: Why anybody who turned the Statue of Liberty into a
Speaker 4: lamp would stick a picture of his dear old, white
Speaker 4: haired mother on a piece of wood and sell it
Speaker 4: for a dark boy?
Speaker 2: This thing has gotta go.
Speaker 3: You're right, niggie, we'll take advance.
Speaker 2: I said it.
Speaker 4: We'll turn it in and get something we really want.
Speaker 8: I wouldn't do this as a rule, but there.
Speaker 2: Are come in? Heard heard Johnny hall over candy.
Speaker 4: Time, my old timer.
Speaker 2: But you got there on the table, Johnny sho be down.
Speaker 4: No, it's sort of a Christmas present.
Speaker 1: Well, I haven't getting ready for Christmas too.
Speaker 4: Yeah, when it's.
Speaker 2: Duggan's leak and cut myself down a tree.
Speaker 3: Oh have you got your tree already?
Speaker 1: H I've done my Christmas chopping early? Hey, done so
Speaker 1: good with my presence. No, can't figure out what give Bessie. Ah,
Speaker 1: you're having trouble with her presence.
Speaker 3: Huh yep.
Speaker 2: Used to be real simple. Yeah. I give her a
Speaker 2: pearl neck that's a long time ago. And have a
Speaker 2: year I've been adding to it. Oh so big now
Speaker 2: though I can't add no more to it this year.
Speaker 2: No room for more pearls.
Speaker 1: Eh, that ain't what I added. Oh I stotted one
Speaker 1: pearl and added more string. Well, now the pearls drags
Speaker 1: on the ground.
Speaker 5: Candy makes a nice gift, mister Alzheimer.
Speaker 2: Not for Bessie daughter. She's two sentimental sentimental about candy. Yeap.
Speaker 2: When I give her candy, she don't eat it.
Speaker 1: She presses it in the book. She's got the messiest
Speaker 1: library in town.
Speaker 3: Don't you have any other ideas for it.
Speaker 1: Well, I did see one thing I liked, a real
Speaker 1: crazy red turtleneck sweater with go go goo gochete across
Speaker 1: the bosom.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I showed up to Bessie in the store window. He said, Honey,
Speaker 1: I wouldn't wear that to a dog fight, So that's
Speaker 1: out too.
Speaker 2: Huh, no fight. Think I'll get it for anyhow, there's
Speaker 2: a dog fight. Just more gold. Telly knows the artice
Speaker 2: him the sound.
Speaker 9: Anything, every gony but not any.
Speaker 4: Nine guys, when you look at the mob in this store, Molly,
Speaker 4: let's exchange this lamp for something we really want and
Speaker 4: get out of here quick.
Speaker 3: All right, but don't drop it.
Speaker 2: I won't drop it.
Speaker 3: Twenty dollars. That thing costs my sin.
Speaker 4: In the windows twenty bucks, My guysh was wimp ever
Speaker 4: a sucker. Imagine spending twenty bucks on a stupid thing
Speaker 4: like us, I mean, a stupid thing like this.
Speaker 2: Hey, what're you looking at? Oh?
Speaker 5: Look look at those lovely bath towels. Aren't they beautiful?
Speaker 2: Yeah? All worn about three yards wide. Boy, look at
Speaker 2: the size of them things. Who gets that wet?
Speaker 5: I'd love to have one of those McGhee they're just
Speaker 5: two dollars apiece. Say we could exchange that lamp for
Speaker 5: ten of these towns.
Speaker 4: Oh well, if you like him, kid, go ahead and
Speaker 4: get him.
Speaker 2: Let's go on home.
Speaker 4: I'm not the type guy that he stands in the
Speaker 4: way of my wife getting something. You want that whimp
Speaker 4: is paying for wonderful.
Speaker 2: Come on, here's exchange this.
Speaker 3: Let's turn in the lamp and get a credit sack.
Speaker 2: Hey, but you the exchange clerk.
Speaker 10: What does the sign on my desk say.
Speaker 2: Exchange clerk?
Speaker 4: And what does the sign on the wall behind me say,
Speaker 4: exchange clerk.
Speaker 2: We'll take it over. Take your time. I'm sure that
Speaker 2: in less than half an hour you'll say to yourself.
Speaker 3: Ah, that battles exchange clerk.
Speaker 4: Okay, you don't have to make a dad rite of
Speaker 4: protection out of it. I want to turn in this lamp, yes,
Speaker 4: and I'd like, well, hello, baby, I didn't see you
Speaker 4: there behind this elderly gentlemen, what do you mean elderly?
Speaker 2: Go play with your statue.
Speaker 4: Dad.
Speaker 1: Did anyone ever tell you what gorgeous lips you've got, baby?
Speaker 10: Why?
Speaker 3: Yes, well not lately, but.
Speaker 2: They're just as read as that garnet met ring you're
Speaker 2: wearing that ain't garnet. That's ruby, and be sorry. I'm
Speaker 2: happy to know your Ruby. What say we do the
Speaker 2: town tonight?
Speaker 6: Now, just a darn man, We'll hit the high spots.
Speaker 2: Ruby dinner at the finest.
Speaker 5: Cafeteria, a good our trays gently touching.
Speaker 4: Then a triple feature movie the exact cunch of buttered popcorn.
Speaker 2: Put out buster.
Speaker 4: You're talking to my wife?
Speaker 7: Your why?
Speaker 4: Yeah, my why?
Speaker 2: Ruby? Is this true?
Speaker 5: Yes, he's my husband. Well, I'm sure he doesn't deserve you,
Speaker 5: no matter who he is. Oh, that's silly.
Speaker 2: Well you're a lucky man. Silly h.
Speaker 4: Shark for Sylvester. Never mind the clatter.
Speaker 5: Just take this lamp and right here on the exchange slipster,
Speaker 5: I want some bath towels.
Speaker 2: You look clean than me, but you shall have the towel.
Speaker 4: Yeah, here you are, Ruby, and drop back anytime you
Speaker 4: decide to exchange, Sylvester.
Speaker 2: McGee.
Speaker 3: Are my lips really so red?
Speaker 2: I'm not wearing a.
Speaker 3: Bit of lipstick.
Speaker 4: Yeah, they're red, and so's mine, so's everybody's. Just look
Speaker 4: around the store and I'll give you fifty bucks for
Speaker 4: every pair of green lips you see in the whole.
Speaker 3: Ah, here cute when your eyes placed that way?
Speaker 2: Sure after all? I?
Speaker 5: Oh, here we are, miss I'd like some of those
Speaker 5: large towels. Please, yes, Madam, panadam, please, I have a creditor.
Speaker 2: All there, Molly higher pals junior?
Speaker 4: You down here picking up some Christmas presents?
Speaker 2: Or are you fanclum? No?
Speaker 1: As a matter of fact, Val, I've been up in
Speaker 1: the toy department auditioning for the part of Santa Claus.
Speaker 3: Oh really, what part of him did you audition? Farms?
Speaker 2: All of him was the help of six pillows.
Speaker 6: Oh, you didn't need six.
Speaker 1: I gave the children a big smile, and I said, mey, Christmas, kiddies, Christmas,
Speaker 1: let's just scare the a junior out of them.
Speaker 2: Well, there it was. It was really cute.
Speaker 1: Yeah. One chubby little chap climbed up in my lap
Speaker 1: and he said, Sandy.
Speaker 2: Claus, isn't your.
Speaker 3: House awfully cold up at the north pole?
Speaker 4: I suppose you had a clever retort on the top
Speaker 4: of your tongue.
Speaker 1: Oh sure, sure, I said, not any more funny or sonny.
Speaker 2: I said, it used to be cold.
Speaker 1: But now my house is lined with Reynolds aluminum reflective insulation. Oh, brother, yes,
Speaker 1: And I said, let life ried aluminum foil on craft paper,
Speaker 1: so easy to tack or staple in place. And oh
Speaker 1: what a job it does.
Speaker 5: I said, did jumpy little lapstit or said that nothing?
Speaker 2: He just smiled happily and set fire to my beard.
Speaker 4: Warm of criticism, no doubt.
Speaker 2: Well, I beat the fire.
Speaker 1: Out with my mittens, and I said, in the winter time, kitties,
Speaker 1: Reynold's installation keeps your house.
Speaker 2: Warmer with less fuel.
Speaker 1: In summer, it keeps the house up to fifteen degrees colder.
Speaker 2: I said, well that again, mister w.
Speaker 5: Mister we've got you single handed have probably said Christmas
Speaker 5: back fifty years.
Speaker 6: Oh thank you, miss here's the credit.
Speaker 1: I tell you.
Speaker 2: I'll tell you the kids love. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 1: One little fellow about seven years old climbed up on
Speaker 1: the chair arm and he said, Santa Claus, is it
Speaker 1: really true that Reynold's reflective aluminum insulation is not only
Speaker 1: lighter and easier to work with than heavy bulk insulation,
Speaker 1: but aluminum actually.
Speaker 2: Means more for your money? Is that true? He said,
Speaker 2: pre cautious youngster.
Speaker 1: What it really is true, Sonny, I boomed. Ever since
Speaker 1: the Reynolds metals company brought competition into the industry to
Speaker 1: push production up and keep the price down. I said again,
Speaker 1: well with that cousin claude smile.
Speaker 2: He's a lad who asked the question. Hey, I owe
Speaker 2: him a buck. I better find him.
Speaker 11: See a letter, kid, Yeah, good old fan aluminum.
Speaker 10: But that's still gary.
Speaker 3: Do you want to carry the towels? It's a pretty
Speaker 3: big pack.
Speaker 2: No, you can carry, and that's okay, toy. I'll lead
Speaker 2: the way on accoonomy.
Speaker 4: Because hey, wait a minute, look at all the fancy
Speaker 4: tools here, Molly oil attentionally.
Speaker 3: Is there a doctor in the house, Please go the tobacco.
Speaker 6: Calder immediately, doctor.
Speaker 8: A customer had decide which cigarette to buy.
Speaker 5: Oh my goodness, the problems doctors have to face these days.
Speaker 3: Only Jesu's naval tubes hold these towels.
Speaker 5: A minute, I want to talk, okay, neighbor, Wait.
Speaker 4: A minute, boy, I'd sure enough to have one of
Speaker 4: these combination hack sauce scrolls on buck saw. It's spoiled
Speaker 4: boy with the nail punch in the chisel on the end.
Speaker 4: Look at that, I'm a hollow handle full of iodna
Speaker 4: twenty bucks. The tag says, just the iodynalone would say
Speaker 4: that much in doctor bills and I can't see laugh.
Speaker 8: Oh my gosh, there, Hi.
Speaker 3: What are you doing shopping chair for Christmas passions?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 8: Some Yankees for my mama and some hamburger for my
Speaker 8: daddy to smoke.
Speaker 2: Oh but wait a minute, but people don't smoke hamburger.
Speaker 6: Oh my daddy does A bet you he does.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 8: He came home one night and said what he wanted.
Speaker 10: To eat was a great big steak.
Speaker 8: So so Mama said, you'll get hamburger and you can
Speaker 8: put that in your pipe and smoke it. I I
Speaker 8: think I'll give him a half a pound.
Speaker 2: You will, huh because it I said, you will, huh?
Speaker 5: Get him a half a pound the fine hamburger put
Speaker 5: in his pipe smoking.
Speaker 2: I ain't.
Speaker 8: Hm see I like Christmas?
Speaker 2: You want Christmas vacation? Nothing?
Speaker 8: Yeah, I'm having fun down here today, though.
Speaker 2: Are they?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 8: Some friends might have got a job singing Christmas cows
Speaker 8: and I'm healthy.
Speaker 2: No kidding. What do you do for him?
Speaker 6: Carry their music?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 8: I carry the lead.
Speaker 6: That's how need to see.
Speaker 3: You later, mid Okay, this is the story of the rain.
Speaker 1: There, I said, bretty right there he lost win.
Speaker 2: There oft to the evening, or he had peculiarity.
Speaker 6: Go on ten you tell, okay, so.
Speaker 8: To rudols red nose reindeer had a very shiny nose.
Speaker 8: And if you are rich sid you would even say
Speaker 8: it grows all out their reindeers. You used to let
Speaker 8: them call him name. They never left for Rudo. She
Speaker 8: joining any raindeercame on one Sunday Christmas.
Speaker 10: This way, and he cried with all.
Speaker 2: The glad gld hold the saint Nick won't ride to night.
Speaker 8: Just been along came Ruder. They got the gout through
Speaker 8: the art. Why didn't the way being for him?
Speaker 1: With his little also bright sand pass Rudo, please guide
Speaker 1: us on our way and the raindew rag.
Speaker 8: Rudy come along will and you play.
Speaker 4: So danger and danger and pressure and mixing and complican
Speaker 4: kimpin and daughter and blends him away.
Speaker 8: Rude author and those reindeer worn worlds.
Speaker 9: There used to be a rain deer.
Speaker 4: Don't you worry if you should see his army weather
Speaker 4: on Christmas eve, sad we'll find his way to you.
Speaker 3: It's Rudy Christmas, read oh, rude.
Speaker 8: Althar and those reindeer ring a ding on your way,
Speaker 8: everybody loves that reindeer.
Speaker 2: Call Rudolf, save to day.
Speaker 8: Yes, Rudol, no rain day.
Speaker 6: Say stand, that's the end of this day.
Speaker 9: I've had check.
Speaker 2: Are you sure I saw that that saw was wrapped up?
Speaker 1: Good?
Speaker 2: You just says and yes, sir, here you are, Sir.
Speaker 3: I said to say, hell lord, you DearS, I have
Speaker 3: the package. Say that's not my child.
Speaker 2: No, I traded them in kittle.
Speaker 3: You didn't.
Speaker 2: Yeah, for the greatest invention you ever saw.
Speaker 4: A combination hack sauce grolls on buck saw with a
Speaker 4: hollow handle full of iodine.
Speaker 2: Something I wanted all my life.
Speaker 6: Have the DJs?
Speaker 3: I never heard of such a thing.
Speaker 6: Yeah, me neither, but it's something I wanted all my life.
Speaker 3: Well, anyways, kindly bring a crowbar to the furniture departments.
Speaker 6: Another fat lady is stuck into that sea.
Speaker 5: Hm.
Speaker 6: She suck and I had some nice towles, and look
Speaker 6: what I got stuck for.
Speaker 3: That's just an Oh hello doctor.
Speaker 1: A game.
Speaker 4: Well, good afternoon, Molly.
Speaker 2: It's nice to see you. Hi a mudhead. Hello whale hips.
Speaker 3: Doing your Christmas shopping?
Speaker 10: How are you?
Speaker 8: Doctor?
Speaker 2: Just looking around? Molly?
Speaker 4: I thought it wold do me a great paper Whinni
Speaker 4: pats On, don't buy me in that cat.
Speaker 2: I saw your taste in ties, and brother, it stinks McGee.
Speaker 4: Look who's talking about taste? And tis the poor man's
Speaker 4: lucious booby? Look at that creepy Pravati's wary.
Speaker 2: Molly looks like his omelet blew up? Is that so?
Speaker 11: Well?
Speaker 3: It is pretty horrible?
Speaker 4: Yeah, that thing must have been designed by a cross
Speaker 4: eyed Russian with a vodka hangover who hand painted.
Speaker 1: It with his feet.
Speaker 2: Where did you get that?
Speaker 1: Era?
Speaker 4: Juggie? Is from you?
Speaker 2: For my birthday? And that's why I say, don't give
Speaker 2: me an well, it's fits your personality some of the
Speaker 2: kind of things he wears.
Speaker 10: Molly, I think that's a very handsome neck tie.
Speaker 4: The doctor has art, well, thanks, Molly, it's my favorite.
Speaker 4: Just an old fallard I've had for years. What doctor
Speaker 4: an old fallard? Well, you know what I always say,
Speaker 4: there's no falard.
Speaker 2: Like an old pillard. Guys, don't you get it? It's
Speaker 2: a play on the old parver. No for who like
Speaker 2: an old falard?
Speaker 3: You telling doctor ain't funny.
Speaker 4: You're both just jealous on an account because you can't
Speaker 4: think him up like that.
Speaker 2: That's all.
Speaker 6: Yes, I'm just envious of your win.
Speaker 8: You got.
Speaker 4: Well, I gotta run along, Molly, I got a date
Speaker 4: this afternoon. I'm sad Sam Korshak the used comedy and that.
Speaker 3: I'd like to be sad like he is.
Speaker 2: That time must to be loaded. Every time I look around,
Speaker 2: he's opening up another.
Speaker 4: Used car lot someplace.
Speaker 2: Yes, I'm going over for his latest grand opening this afternoon.
Speaker 2: In fact, I'm in charge of it.
Speaker 4: You you opening a used car lote, No, I'm opening
Speaker 4: the used car dealer, mister carsh ex appendix comes out today.
Speaker 3: Here's any sweet theory?
Speaker 2: No, sure, let's lost to Christmas? Everybody sweet, But you
Speaker 2: wait a lot please.
Speaker 6: The elevators on the east side stop only at.
Speaker 10: The second and fourth stores between the hours of three
Speaker 10: side and no.
Speaker 8: Sorry, I mean the elevator on the west side.
Speaker 10: It stops at the thirty fists between the.
Speaker 2: Hours of two and for uh uh the uh east side.
Speaker 5: The elevators from six to nine will stop on the
Speaker 5: seventh and eighth floors.
Speaker 10: And the west side of the Oh.
Speaker 5: Well, come on, McGee, hang on to your little furniture record,
Speaker 5: then let's go home. I just don't know how we're
Speaker 5: gonna explain to mister Wimple about the name Molly.
Speaker 2: Looky here, look at the stuff in this food. Connor here,
Speaker 2: will you? Ooh look at that smoke turkey.
Speaker 3: Oh that's the most delicious. I have a bite once.
Speaker 2: Hey, look, I just got a bill of an idea.
Speaker 2: Kiddoll tell me, I'm gonna take this saw back.
Speaker 4: We've been going at this whole thing all wrong, kiddo,
Speaker 4: you bet you. We've been entirely too sensible about this.
Speaker 4: That's what we've been entirely two cents good.
Speaker 6: Why gosh, Christmas ought to be for fun.
Speaker 3: That's right, you're so right.
Speaker 4: Somebody gives you something you don't want. You shouldn't at
Speaker 4: a trade it for something sensible, like tolls or tools.
Speaker 4: You ought to get something extravagant.
Speaker 8: Eat talking right here, chiming, tell me more, something we've.
Speaker 2: Always wanted and couldn't afford, Like a smoke turkey. That's it.
Speaker 6: That's it.
Speaker 2: Go on by one and buy it.
Speaker 3: I mean, we'd like to look at some smoke turkeys. Please, Yeah,
Speaker 3: twenty dollars one sis you pick it out.
Speaker 4: Kiddle, I'll run and exchange the silly saucet, and boy,
Speaker 4: we'll live it up, kiddle, give me.
Speaker 5: Just one more slice Dari, and we'll put the turkey away.
Speaker 5: I think I'll invite all our friends over tomorrow evening.
Speaker 4: Mister Wimple too, let me get out that other drumstick
Speaker 4: off of there before he starts sending out the invitations
Speaker 4: to see.
Speaker 2: Boy, this is delicious.
Speaker 3: They wonder how the poor people are doing.
Speaker 2: This is quite a parlay, you know.
Speaker 4: That's from Wimple's lamp to bathtowels, to a set of
Speaker 4: sauce to a smoke turkey.
Speaker 10: Hied to try to exchange this poor thing, dary, this
Speaker 10: bird has suffered.
Speaker 4: Yeah, nah, that was the best idea. Somebody at the door,
Speaker 4: throw a towel over the turkey. I don't want to
Speaker 4: give this expensive.
Speaker 3: Oh, for goodness sakes, mister Wimple, say anything.
Speaker 2: Don't say anything.
Speaker 4: Hello, al right, Wimple man, come in, boy, glad's see it.
Speaker 2: Thank you.
Speaker 10: Sit down, mister Wimple. Oh iz, you can't stay missus.
Speaker 6: Nigee.
Speaker 3: I just got buyed it.
Speaker 2: Make sure you got that box I left on your
Speaker 2: porch this morning. Oh sure, we got it, wimp looks
Speaker 2: exciting too. We put it away in the hall closet.
Speaker 6: Feel Chris, Yes you take it out Christmas.
Speaker 2: Name is yeah good.
Speaker 3: I'll pick it up early Christmas morning.
Speaker 2: Huh.
Speaker 3: It's my present for SWEETI FeAs.
Speaker 2: She always opens your packages.
Speaker 3: Again, i'd bring them in the house, so I thought
Speaker 3: i'd leave it here.
Speaker 2: With you and Soley this time.
Speaker 5: Yes and yes you certainly foller all right, soda, we
Speaker 5: have some smoke.
Speaker 4: Turkey boy, I want to tell you about a funny
Speaker 4: thing that happened to us today on our front porch.
Speaker 2: Cliver and Holly return in a moment.
Speaker 1: Many of you who roasted you are thanksgiving turkey and
Speaker 1: Reynolds's wrap will want to repeat that wonderful experience this Christmas.
Speaker 1: But if you want to change from turkey, remember you
Speaker 1: can get the same extra benefits by roasting any meat
Speaker 1: in this pure aluminum foil.
Speaker 2: It's the perfect way to bake at Christmas ham.
Speaker 1: You get more flavor because the juices are sealed in,
Speaker 1: more meat on the table because there's less shrinkage in
Speaker 1: the oven.
Speaker 2: No oven watching either, no basting, no fear of burning.
Speaker 1: Whatever your Christmas menu, make it easy, make it better
Speaker 1: with Reynolds ramp stock up at your grocer's standard twenty
Speaker 1: five foot rolls and Jumbo economy rolls seventy five feet.
Speaker 1: Ask by name for Reynolds Ramp, the original and genuine
Speaker 1: made by the world's largest producer of aluminum foil, Reynolds
Speaker 1: Metals Company.
Speaker 10: It's some more turkey, mister Winkle, thank you.
Speaker 2: It's the issues. So that's a deal in wimp.
Speaker 4: You always spend five bucks on us for Christmas, so
Speaker 4: you merely take the dough for the next four years
Speaker 4: and buy your wife another.
Speaker 10: Lamp with it right right hand me that gumstick? Please,
Speaker 10: thank you, McGee.
Speaker 2: What are we going to give him for Christmas?
Speaker 6: Have you bought it?
Speaker 4: What it you think I'm going to buy a present
Speaker 4: for a guy that ain't going to give us anything
Speaker 4: on nineteen fifty six?
Speaker 2: You don't be knave kittle boy. Look at that bird
Speaker 2: eat teky good night, good night.
Speaker 7: Reynolds Medals Company, pioneers of progress through aluminum, brings you
Speaker 7: fill them with you and Molly each week at this time,
Speaker 7: Reynolds Aluminum also brings you mister Peepers starring Roley Conx
Speaker 7: on NBC Television Sunday night.
Speaker 2: See your local paper for a time and channel and
Speaker 2: don't forget to be with us again. That's Tuesday Night.
Speaker 6: Good Night.
Speaker 2: Transcribe. Tonight played Two for the Money with Herb Schreiner
Speaker 2: on NBC