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<v Speaker 1>It's the fuck back to the day. We make you

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<v Speaker 1>look smart in front of your bodies. It's the fuck

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<v Speaker 1>that to the day. All right, guys, here we go

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<v Speaker 1>with some fun facts for you today. I like this

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<v Speaker 1>one because you just look around me. I'm a sharpie,

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<v Speaker 1>I am a post it note, I'm a highlighter guy.

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<v Speaker 1>All right. I like the school supplies. Okay, I got

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<v Speaker 1>my stapler right there. I'm ready to go highlighters, which

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<v Speaker 1>nothing has changed since college. Look at this piece of

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<v Speaker 1>paper in front of me. Three quarters of it is highlighted.

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<v Speaker 1>What was the rule twenty percent when you're in college.

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<v Speaker 1>I think they told you, like you shouldn't be highlighting

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<v Speaker 1>twenty percent of your books. My books were highlighted eighty percent.

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, they's the one thing I'm paying attention.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not highlighting. Uh huh. And then you buy people's

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<v Speaker 1>use books, and you've had that person thanks if you

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<v Speaker 1>appreciate it. I was like, thank you for highlighting. If

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<v Speaker 1>you bought a used book and that person was a

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<v Speaker 1>good if they like kind of matched your highlighter, if

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<v Speaker 1>they matched your highlighter energy, and it's like that book

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<v Speaker 1>was so valuable. Yeah, anybody mine was like this, just

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<v Speaker 1>this guy. All yeah. Highlighters were originally yellow, which I'm

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<v Speaker 1>looking at this through a yellow highlighter right now as

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<v Speaker 1>I read this. Highlighters were originally yellow because they wouldn't

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<v Speaker 1>leave a shadow. When a paper was xerox sh you

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<v Speaker 1>could highlight it, but it didn't come across in the

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<v Speaker 1>copy machine. Who I thought? Tea bags? Careful, kids are listening,

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<v Speaker 1>not the real tea bags. Like to make tea real

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<v Speaker 1>tea bags. I don't know what were you thinking of.

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<v Speaker 1>Tea bags were invented by accident in nineteen oh eight

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<v Speaker 1>a salesman in New York. He sent samples of tea

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<v Speaker 1>to people in silk bags. They assumed that they were

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<v Speaker 1>supposed to put the entire bag into the pot. And

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<v Speaker 1>then the trend caught off that I just assumed everything

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<v Speaker 1>with tea came from Britain. We invented the tea bags,

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<v Speaker 1>fucking England. Yeah, we invented all the tea bags. Next up, stop, stop, guys,

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<v Speaker 1>you can do it all right, this is fun. Darius Rutger,

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<v Speaker 1>Darius Rutger, Hoody. You call him hoody, and you know what,

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<v Speaker 1>many people did call him hoody hoody and the blowfish

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<v Speaker 1>assumed that he was Hoody and the guys in the

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<v Speaker 1>band were the Blowfish. No, those were two nicknames for

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<v Speaker 1>his friends in college. One had big eyes and looked

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<v Speaker 1>like an owl. They used to call him Hooty, and

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<v Speaker 1>the other one had big cheeks blowfish. It was Hoody

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<v Speaker 1>and the Blowfish. They were friends of Darius. That's neat,

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<v Speaker 1>We make you look smart. Leonard Skinner, the gym teacher.

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<v Speaker 1>It was their gym teacher. And then the weird spelling

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<v Speaker 1>of it. There's a story about that as well.