Speaker 1: This is Gary and Shannon and you're listening to KFI
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Speaker 1: I did want to just get to this story briefly
Speaker 1: because I find it fascinating what rich people spend their
Speaker 1: money on because they're so bored. There's this woman named
Speaker 1: Vivianne up in the Bay Area, and she arranges these
Speaker 1: elaborate group kidnappings. Ten blindfolded and gagged people are bundled
Speaker 1: into a van, dropped into a warehouse packed with militants,
Speaker 1: and given clues and tools that help them muddle their
Speaker 1: way out. She says she charges about a million dollars
Speaker 1: for ten people. That her kidnap package includes numerous locations,
Speaker 1: dozens of actors, fire smoke, fog machines. She said, ultra
Speaker 1: high net worth individuals are obsessed with it.
Speaker 2: Idiots killed. There's nothing else children.
Speaker 3: That's why we have to have spicy food now, is
Speaker 3: because there's nothing exciting going.
Speaker 2: On in your life. Wow. I do like spicy food.
Speaker 3: I know, but you also don't do it to the
Speaker 3: point where you're going to cry or potentially ruin your insides.
Speaker 2: No, I had a.
Speaker 1: Cup of noodles this morning, and yeah, and because they
Speaker 1: have everything here at this place, I found a little
Speaker 1: packets of Frank's Red Hot sauce. So I put one
Speaker 1: of those little packets in that cup of noodles and boom, boom,
Speaker 1: a little spice, a little sodium. How this day should start?
Speaker 3: Quick correction and retraction. Uh huh, Jason said it. I
Speaker 3: confirmed it. It's wrong.
Speaker 2: Is this about God? Yes?
Speaker 3: The Book of Isaiah is of course written by the
Speaker 3: prophet Isaiah, and is.
Speaker 2: It Yeah, I erroneously said that.
Speaker 1: I said that it was written about Isaiah because I
Speaker 1: was reading some Isaiah verses and they referred to Isaiah
Speaker 1: in his life.
Speaker 2: So maybe he just was writing in the third person.
Speaker 2: Very very likely.
Speaker 3: Okay, a couple of story, a couple of things though,
Speaker 3: to get to in terms of our.
Speaker 4: Gary and Shannon, I love your guys' Bible talk. It's
Speaker 4: one of my favorites. But the other guy is probably right.
Speaker 4: It probably does trigger people, but.
Speaker 2: I love it.
Speaker 4: I think it's hilarious and one of my favorites. And
Speaker 4: I've always wondered, Gary, how did you what did you
Speaker 4: grow up in?
Speaker 2: Just grow up in anything?
Speaker 5: I know?
Speaker 2: Shannon grew up in.
Speaker 4: The Catholic States and got hit by.
Speaker 2: Nuns or hit with rulers. Not sure, but what did
Speaker 2: you what did you grow up? I went to a
Speaker 2: Presbyterian church when I was a kid. What does that mean?
Speaker 3: Well, it's not quite as Lutheran, Yeah, I mean it's
Speaker 3: it's it's not as formal as Catholics in terms of
Speaker 3: stand up, sit down, fight robes, kneeling all, you know,
Speaker 3: up and down, that kind of thing.
Speaker 1: Up and down, that kind of thing. It's called genuflecting.
Speaker 2: Okay, oh wow, listen to you late hearing Shannon's struck
Speaker 2: of Jesse and his wife Rohnda. Hey, we are listening
Speaker 2: to you.
Speaker 5: Guys going to Las Vae gets to the iHeartRadio Music
Speaker 5: Festival tonight.
Speaker 2: Say hi if your weekend. Oh, have the best time.
Speaker 6: In this company.
Speaker 2: See you're welcome. And by the way, I date to
Speaker 2: take your wife to truck or Jesse.
Speaker 3: I commuting honk ooh, how do I know your truck
Speaker 3: or Jesse unless you you give us a honk. By
Speaker 3: the way, a reminder, that is what you learned this
Speaker 3: week on the Gary and Channon Show. Coming up later
Speaker 3: at the bottom of the hour. So let us know
Speaker 3: what you learned this week? But what else is going on?
Speaker 2: Time for what's happening?
Speaker 1: The House has unanimously approved a bill today that would
Speaker 1: bolster Secret Service protection for major presidential and vice presidential
Speaker 1: candidates following the second to parent attempt on Trump's life
Speaker 1: in a couple months. This legislation would require the Director
Speaker 1: to apply the same standards for determining the number of
Speaker 1: agents required to protect presidents, vps and other candidates. According
Speaker 1: to the summary, the final vote past the legislation was
Speaker 1: four hundred and five to zero.
Speaker 2: You don't see that very often anymore, No, you don't.
Speaker 3: Residents of a tiny little town in Kentucky called Whitesburg
Speaker 3: trying to cope with the shooting involving two of its
Speaker 3: most prominent citizens. The sheriff is accused of shooting a
Speaker 3: judge in the judge's chambers at the county courthouse. And yes,
Speaker 3: this does seem like a Hollywood script somehow, at least
Speaker 3: attributed to John Grisham in part. Somehow, They said they
Speaker 3: do not know exactly the motive. We spoke with Laura
Speaker 3: Ingle from NewsNation earlier today, and she said that there
Speaker 3: is some reference potentially to a deputy not the sheriff,
Speaker 3: but a deputy having been caught or at least accused
Speaker 3: of sexually assaulting a couple of women in the judge's chambers.
Speaker 3: So a very weird, weird story out of Kentucky.
Speaker 1: Big When for the city of New Orleans, they've gone
Speaker 1: eighteen days without a murder, CIMEX experts say this is
Speaker 1: the longest stint in years. Just two years ago, New
Speaker 1: Orleans considered the murder capital of the US. Now experts
Speaker 1: say were they are leading the nation in crime reduction.
Speaker 2: When I was there.
Speaker 1: For the Super Bowl, I had stayed in a hotel
Speaker 1: where a hooker was said to have died in the
Speaker 1: lobby the week before.
Speaker 2: And then when we were walking can we find a
Speaker 2: better term for that woman who lost her life?
Speaker 1: A lady of the night, Yes, a lady of the night.
Speaker 1: Maybe she worked the morning though I don't know. I
Speaker 1: feel like I don't want to get that wrong. But
Speaker 1: when we were walking back my parents and I from
Speaker 1: that Super Bowl, we saw a body in the street,
Speaker 1: white sheet covering it in all.
Speaker 2: So firsthand experience with that, that sounds like fun.
Speaker 3: Way back to Levitigus, Yeah, no kidding. Was there something
Speaker 3: else in Leviticus that he wanted to go to.
Speaker 2: No, no, no.
Speaker 3: There's a mobile home park in Malibu called the Point
Speaker 3: Doom Club Doom Club of Malibu two hundred and ninety seven.
Speaker 2: They call them residences. Have you ever seen that place?
Speaker 1: It's like, yeah, it's right there, like on the I
Speaker 1: think on the right side on pch The views are stellar.
Speaker 1: I mean I often wondered, what is that piece of
Speaker 1: land worth that those homes run? And they are nice.
Speaker 1: They are nice mobile homes. Two hundred million, that's your
Speaker 1: price tag. Ninety five plus acre site at the Point
Speaker 1: Doom Promontory, the largest privately owned ocean front parcel in Malibu.
Speaker 1: According to real estate broker It was on the market
Speaker 1: for the first time since the underlying land was purchased
Speaker 1: back in eighteen ninety two. Wow, what's the highest price
Speaker 1: ever obviously per site, ever achieved by a manufactured housing community.
Speaker 2: I assume they're going to get rid of those and
Speaker 2: do something with that land. Maybe the HOA bought it.
Speaker 3: Maybe they now get to own their own property for
Speaker 3: the first time in a long time. Well, it's time
Speaker 3: for our Gas Fantasy four play. Now, pay attention to
Speaker 3: these rules. These are important to play along with us,
Speaker 3: you must use the hashtag gas Fantasy four play. Now,
Speaker 3: we're going to throw a tweet up that's going to
Speaker 3: explain which of these four games are the four games
Speaker 3: that we are choosing from. But all you have to
Speaker 3: do is then either reply to that tweet or write
Speaker 3: your own with that hashtag gas Fantasy four play, and
Speaker 3: then pick the winners of the four games that Jacob
Speaker 3: is about to tell us about. And if you win
Speaker 3: all four you pick them correctly, why then you will
Speaker 3: be on the list for some of our Gary and
Speaker 3: Shannon show swag. All right, everybody got that. Everybody's paying attention.
Speaker 3: Now we got this easy stuff out of the way.
Speaker 2: Sorry, Jacob. What's our first game of Week three in
Speaker 2: the NFL season? But we two in the Gas Fantasy
Speaker 2: four play all right? Week three?
Speaker 7: Our first game, we have the Houston Texans going to
Speaker 7: Minnesota to take on the Vikings.
Speaker 1: The Vikings coming off a huge win with San Francisco,
Speaker 1: the Texans coming off strong start with c. J. Stroud,
Speaker 1: who will leave with their first loss of the season.
Speaker 1: I believe in Sam Darnold, and I believe that he
Speaker 1: is pissed off after wasting years in places like Carolina
Speaker 1: and the third backup in San Francisco, and he is
Speaker 1: ready to shine in Minnesota.
Speaker 3: Disagree, c J. Stroud, Houston Texans. They're gonna they're better
Speaker 3: than people are giving them credit for. And there are
Speaker 3: still two and oh, like you.
Speaker 1: Said, dude, who's not giving the Texans credit? I just said,
Speaker 1: you know, I just picked the Vikings at home. It's
Speaker 1: hard to win in that place.
Speaker 2: Here, you, Jacob, I'm going c J. Stroud in the Texas.
Speaker 2: Oh see, see, there's other people you want to pick.
Speaker 1: Last year's another loser from last year to go along
Speaker 1: with fine producer.
Speaker 2: Who did you pick? I'm taking the Texans. Oh boy,
Speaker 2: separation baby Island all right too.
Speaker 7: Game two we have the Miami Dolphins and the Seattle Seahawks.
Speaker 1: The Seahawks at home versus Guyler Thompson is getting to
Speaker 1: start for Miami.
Speaker 2: I'll take Seattle. Yeah, I'm taking Seattle. I gotta stick
Speaker 2: with my Dolphins.
Speaker 1: Oh boy, oh, you have loyalty, unlike Jacob.
Speaker 2: I miss everybodys Tua. But he's such a good guy.
Speaker 2: He's gonna make a great analyst next year.
Speaker 7: Game three, Game three we have the Baltimore Ravens heading
Speaker 7: to Dallas to take on the Cowboys.
Speaker 1: These are two teams in need of a bounce back game,
Speaker 1: the Ravens getting embarrassed by the Raiders in the fourth
Speaker 1: quarter at the hands of Gardner Minshew. You've got the
Speaker 1: Cowboys losing their home opener to the Saints that came
Speaker 1: in and just owned them. I think I'm gonna keep
Speaker 1: going back and forth with this one because I think
Speaker 1: the Cowboys play better when they're pissed off. But I
Speaker 1: just think the Ravens are going to be more upset
Speaker 1: with the way that game ended with the Raiders and
Speaker 1: come out there and hand hand the Cowboys another loss.
Speaker 2: Jacob First, I've got Baltimore in this one too, Okay,
Speaker 2: Keana the Cowboys. I'm taking the Ravens. Hmm, okay. I
Speaker 2: like this. I liked it. We're all mixed up. I
Speaker 2: like that it's good. I like that it's different.
Speaker 3: It feels it feels, it feels de mirrored, it feels
Speaker 3: they don't do it.
Speaker 2: I'm going to all right, Game four? All right, Game four,
Speaker 2: our last game.
Speaker 7: We have Dan Campbell's the Detroit Lions going to Arizona
Speaker 7: to take on the Cardinals.
Speaker 1: Dude, did you hear Dan Campbell had to sell his
Speaker 1: house because people found out where he lived and he
Speaker 1: and the family were just getting threats and pranked and everything.
Speaker 1: You don't like him, Well, it's because of the last
Speaker 1: last year's playoff loss and then the loss. Who did
Speaker 1: they lose to this season already? I don't remember, but anyway,
Speaker 1: they had to put their house on the market.
Speaker 2: That's just so crazy.
Speaker 1: NFL fans are I like the I like the Cardinals.
Speaker 1: I like them at home. Kyler Murray's running all around
Speaker 1: the field like a squirrel on rabies and a working
Speaker 1: for them. They're putting up big numbers, so I'll take
Speaker 1: the Cardinals.
Speaker 3: I'm also taking the Cardinals because I'm a huge Skyler
Speaker 3: Kyler Murray, not Skyler Murray, Kyler Murray.
Speaker 2: Fan, Jacob. I have Arizona two.
Speaker 3: And Keana Arizona. All right, that's a clean sweep for
Speaker 3: the Cardinals. Okay, Texas Vike Texans Vikings.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I was just gonna say.
Speaker 1: The Lions lost last week to the Buccaneers, oh with
Speaker 1: Baker and the only team the Lions have beat so
Speaker 1: far the Rams, which are a total dumpster fire of
Speaker 1: a team.
Speaker 3: Dolphin Seahawks is the second game, Ravens Cowboys, and then
Speaker 3: Lions Cardinals. Pick the winners of those four games, let
Speaker 3: us know who they are. Use the hashtag Gas Fantasy
Speaker 3: four Play. You could reply to the tweet. You can
Speaker 3: make your own whatever. We will rejoin on Monday.
Speaker 1: A few quick shout outs to people who I know
Speaker 1: are feeling good right now, and those people are Carol,
Speaker 1: our friend Carol, who's a Vikings fan. She's got to
Speaker 1: be excited about the way this team looks. And also
Speaker 1: our friend Chris with that big win Aaron Rodgers and
Speaker 1: the J's over the Patriots last night. Two very happy
Speaker 1: Gas family members. And we do have a chase four
Speaker 1: oh five northbound excuse me southbound now, and this is
Speaker 1: moving through Long Beach Signal Hill area. He was on
Speaker 1: the seven ten for a while and then tried to
Speaker 1: fake out the black and whites behind him by being
Speaker 1: pretty dodgy with which exits he was going to take,
Speaker 1: taking last minute exits, last second exits.
Speaker 2: I'm not mistaken. It's like a but that a buick.
Speaker 2: It's one of those weird mid size suv things, kind
Speaker 2: of hard to tell. The well, it's not from Thorson
Speaker 2: because it is not. It's also a few years old.
Speaker 3: It's probably about a ten year old vehicle that he's
Speaker 3: rolling around on that four h five southbound traffic is
Speaker 3: building up. He's right near the Lakewood Boulevard exit there,
Speaker 3: sort of the Long Beach area on four oh five south,
Speaker 3: making his way through there. He had been on the
Speaker 3: seven ten And they believe it's a stolen vehicle.
Speaker 1: Why would you steal this car? SUV Maybe just said
Speaker 1: it's easier to steal if I jack a car, it's
Speaker 1: gonna be like a McLaren.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I'm sure you're gonna run across across a
Speaker 3: lot of McLaren's.
Speaker 2: Lamborghini will What are you a fourteen year old boy? Yes,
Speaker 2: we'll continue to watch. That's how had a cup of
Speaker 2: noodles for breakfast.
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Speaker 1: He's driving like Steve Gregory. Now he's driving in the
Speaker 1: shoulder to get around the traffic.
Speaker 2: I thought you're gonna say he's driving like Matt money Smith.
Speaker 2: Now both of them.
Speaker 3: I didn't realize they realized Matt was a bad driver.
Speaker 2: It's not.
Speaker 1: And I appreciate the ride to the game, and I
Speaker 1: feel bad that I'm aligned him.
Speaker 6: Good.
Speaker 3: Well, it is Friday, which means we've spewed a lot
Speaker 3: of stuff over the course of the last five days.
Speaker 2: Some of it you may have learned from.
Speaker 3: Some of it you didn't listen very closely, which I'm
Speaker 3: not saying that you're saying that. Here's some of what
Speaker 3: you learned this week on the Gary and Channon Show.
Speaker 6: Hey, guys, what I learned this week on The Gary
Speaker 6: and Shannon Show is that Shannon has great taste in books.
Speaker 6: She briefly recommended Defending Jacob and a quick little snippet.
Speaker 6: You guys were talking about something and I checked it
Speaker 6: out and read the summary, looked good, bought it and
Speaker 6: read it in two days.
Speaker 2: Wow, really good. It wasn't quite so much. You're welcome,
Speaker 2: a good one. It's very nice. Yes, crediting us for
Speaker 2: something intellectual, not us, I think I was fair. Oh okay,
Speaker 2: all right.
Speaker 8: But I have learned this week is that you both
Speaker 8: are the greatest unemployed political strategists, mind readers, and who
Speaker 8: knows what else biding your time working on a farm
Speaker 8: information station.
Speaker 2: Good luck to both of you. Was that tongue in cheek?
Speaker 2: I don't I don't know. Honestly.
Speaker 3: What I learned this week is that some people just
Speaker 3: don't make sense.
Speaker 5: That's what I learned, Hello, gyman. This week I learned
Speaker 5: on the Gary and Shannon show that fitnyl It's a
Speaker 5: bad drug no matter how it's taken, and it seems
Speaker 5: that there's a lot of ways to take it. So
Speaker 5: that's what I learned this week. I appreciate all you
Speaker 5: do and have a great weekend.
Speaker 3: I just got to break in really quickly just to
Speaker 3: get to a quick update on our chase. Yeah, they're
Speaker 3: on Redondo Avenue in Signal Hill and there's two people
Speaker 3: in the car at least because the passenger just kicked
Speaker 3: open the passenger side door and while traveling at about
Speaker 3: sixty miles an hour, was holding the door open with
Speaker 3: his right foot. Now they've they've come to a stop
Speaker 3: and they're accelerating again. There is an LPD unit right
Speaker 3: behind him, so well again, keep an eye on that.
Speaker 2: But it's time for more of what you learned. Do
Speaker 2: you remember what we learned about the otter that they
Speaker 2: can smell underwater? Yeah, the only mammal. Why are you
Speaker 2: giving away the upcoming what you learned? Oh, I'm sorry,
Speaker 2: guys from Riverside here.
Speaker 5: Hey, what I learned this week on the Gary and
Speaker 5: Shannon Show is that Gary, how's the gut bio.
Speaker 9: Of a Haitian street dog?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 2: True, it's so funny. Thank you. Have a good weekend, guys.
Speaker 10: This is Claire in Orange County, and this week on
Speaker 10: the Gary and Shannon Show, I've learned that Squeaky From
Speaker 10: tried to assassinate Jimmy Carter. A couple hours later.
Speaker 8: When I was trying to regale my mom with this new.
Speaker 10: Knowledge I had Gerald, I'm not a quick listener, and
Speaker 10: that Squeaky From try fascinate Gerald.
Speaker 2: For we've done this before too.
Speaker 10: Embarrassed about my listening skills and about my knowledge of
Speaker 10: American history.
Speaker 1: But I've done that too. I've mistaken the two of
Speaker 1: them for as well.
Speaker 2: We all do. Happy Friday. You know I learned I
Speaker 2: think I learned it here that I don't know.
Speaker 6: Kamala Harris has a lot of accent and it's kind
Speaker 6: of scary.
Speaker 2: I have a great weekend. Bring some cokes in place,
Speaker 2: that's good. What is this passenger doing in this car?
Speaker 2: She got out? Oh, I'm behind you. Then yeah, she
Speaker 2: got out. She So it's a female in the I'm
Speaker 2: assuming it was she. There was a lot of hair.
Speaker 2: I don't know if that's a she. I'm watching that
Speaker 2: right now. Happy Friday. What I learned this week is
Speaker 2: moo dany is ya.
Speaker 4: Pigmy hippo, I guess.
Speaker 11: And also it might be all bino and it's not
Speaker 11: a food, and that I didn't realize that I really
Speaker 11: need a new breakfast food in my life so much
Speaker 11: since I thought when Janna was talking about Moondang, we
Speaker 11: were going to get some kind of delicious, delicious.
Speaker 2: Asian infused breakfast food. No conversation she had over.
Speaker 1: Breakfast that sounds actually like a very nice dish, doesn't it?
Speaker 2: Mood? Can I get the Moodang Family Size they have
Speaker 2: five star spicy Please. Hey you guys, Happy Friday. I
Speaker 2: learned that, Oh, hey, Patricia, how are you? I learned
Speaker 2: that Patricia is now part of the show. Have great weekend,
Speaker 2: miss Patricia to be clear.
Speaker 3: Yeah, let's let's have a little respect the honor that
Speaker 3: she deserves.
Speaker 5: This week on The Garyan Schatton Show, I learned something
Speaker 5: in the first minute of the first show of the week.
Speaker 2: Otters can smell sense underwater. Yeah, that can apparently.
Speaker 9: Yes.
Speaker 3: I usually like to do my own research, but I
Speaker 3: like the way the story is just the way it is.
Speaker 2: I don't need to know anymore. I love it anyway,
Speaker 2: y'all have a good weekend. See you.
Speaker 3: But yeah, sometimes the deeper you dive into some of
Speaker 3: that information, it just becomes worthless.
Speaker 1: I've been a hit over the head with y'all for
Speaker 1: so I'm coming back with a lot of y'all energy.
Speaker 2: That's what I'm through. And y'all don't make it a
Speaker 2: two syllable thing, y'all. No, y'all, y'all, y'all, y'all, Hey guys,
Speaker 2: Happy Friday. Hey.
Speaker 12: This week on The Gary and Shannon Show, I learned
Speaker 12: that otters can smell dead people underwater. And I also
Speaker 12: learned that you shouldn't put a two syllable word where
Speaker 12: only a one syllable word should be in your song.
Speaker 2: Learn cash.
Speaker 12: And I learned that there's going to be a News
Speaker 12: and Bruce next week.
Speaker 2: And I'm so.
Speaker 12: Excited because it's going to be the second time I'm
Speaker 12: there for my birthday.
Speaker 2: Oh nice, then birthday.
Speaker 1: Man have to burn that place down, Well, not really,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, have a good time, not
Speaker 1: burn the buildings.
Speaker 3: The proverbial burning of the proverbial place. The chase update,
Speaker 3: he's now driving on the wrong side of North Lakewood Boulevard.
Speaker 3: That's about Carson Street in the airport area. The passenger
Speaker 3: that was there got out, and there is still at
Speaker 3: least one LAPD unit that is following this car.
Speaker 1: I got to believe that was not a female because
Speaker 1: a female would not kick the door open like that
Speaker 1: and hold it open for you know, going sixty five.
Speaker 2: What would you do if you were Yeah.
Speaker 1: Well, first of all, I'm usually the crazy person, so
Speaker 1: I would drive.
Speaker 2: Yeah. All right, it's time for our nine news nuggets.
Speaker 3: You need to know the stories that kind of fell
Speaker 3: through the cracks because we had other stuff to talk
Speaker 3: about this week.
Speaker 2: Here's our honorable Mention.
Speaker 9: Honorable Mention, not honor serving with you, great and honorable.
Speaker 7: Most so, today we're holding auditions to become the newest
Speaker 7: member of Honorable Mention.
Speaker 1: So I don't always believe in the afterlife I will
Speaker 1: have a conversation with somebody. It's not what I think,
Speaker 1: I truly believe, but I'm open to all interpretations. And
Speaker 1: I do believe that Earls Darwin is still with us,
Speaker 1: and that he comes up with new ways to reduce.
Speaker 2: The weaker population.
Speaker 1: And this is exactly what he came up with when
Speaker 1: he created the world of influencing, when he had the
Speaker 1: brainchild to make people influencers and have them do stupid
Speaker 1: crap to their own detriment.
Speaker 2: I think that was all him.
Speaker 3: You think you think he thought we were getting too
Speaker 3: soft or too maybe too strong.
Speaker 2: I think he saw he saw he needed to cut
Speaker 2: some fat.
Speaker 3: In this case, a Serbian influencer got close to a
Speaker 3: bear living in Bosnia.
Speaker 1: Her scabinies crawled into the bear's den.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and the video is actually pretty funny. From inside
Speaker 3: the den, you see the bear approach the outside of
Speaker 3: the den, and the guy say that he was absolutely terrified,
Speaker 3: which he absolutely should be.
Speaker 1: Why would you, Why are you crawling into a bear's
Speaker 1: den for the sake of hits or likes or whatever.
Speaker 2: You're an idiot.
Speaker 3: He made it out alive, though, so Darwin. Darwin swung
Speaker 3: and missed on that one. Yeah, here's number nine at
Speaker 3: number nine.
Speaker 2: I did ninth place.
Speaker 5: If a cock's dirty nine times out of tennis partners,
Speaker 5: thirty two and.
Speaker 2: I speak nine languages. Yea kill nine basically everybody at table.
Speaker 9: Nne I feel ready to go another nine?
Speaker 5: And niner?
Speaker 2: Did I catch a niner in there?
Speaker 9: Were?
Speaker 3: You're calling from Milwaukie talkie. This is pretty uh, pretty
Speaker 3: high figure ticket.
Speaker 2: Here.
Speaker 3: Guy was going ninety and a fifty five in Savannah, Georgia,
Speaker 3: and he knew. Connor Cato said, he knew he was
Speaker 3: going to be fined for speeding, but he did not
Speaker 3: expect to see a one point four million dollars fine
Speaker 3: on that speeding ticket.
Speaker 2: How did that add up?
Speaker 3: Well, he called the court to see if, in fact,
Speaker 3: this was a mistake. He was told that it wasn't
Speaker 3: a mistake and he was either going to have to
Speaker 3: pay it or appear in court on the twenty first
Speaker 3: of December.
Speaker 2: They actually did.
Speaker 3: The software that helps them write tickets just uses the
Speaker 3: number as a placeholder. No one's really expecting him to
Speaker 3: pay one point four million dollars originally, or I said.
Speaker 3: Ultimately the penalty was determined by a judge that defined
Speaker 3: would not exceed one thousand dollars but still ninety and
Speaker 3: fifty five one thousand dollars fine is a pretty hefty
Speaker 3: little uh, pretty hefty little knock on the wallet.
Speaker 2: There, here's number seven eight. I'm a score there outside reaction, my.
Speaker 5: Clive is bold every eight second listening to eight different
Speaker 5: bosses drown on about mission statements.
Speaker 3: Hey, you might might be nervous because people are outside
Speaker 3: that studio.
Speaker 2: Just tap in their watch. Wonder lead.
Speaker 8: You're going to leave?
Speaker 2: Leave, okay.
Speaker 1: So remember the story earlier in the week about the
Speaker 1: girl who jacked her mom's car and drove to target.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, well, eight year old, right, eight year old?
Speaker 1: This little girl jacked a subway train in New York
Speaker 1: and went on a brief joy ride before they crashed
Speaker 1: it and fled. This was a teenage girl that took
Speaker 1: this empty New York City subway train. They are looking
Speaker 1: for a male companion they believe was also pictured on
Speaker 1: the train in surveillance photos.
Speaker 2: They show.
Speaker 3: The surveillance photos that were released by the NYPD showed
Speaker 3: one person dressed all in pink, including a pink shower cap.
Speaker 1: How did they get the train running, that's the question.
Speaker 1: It happened just after midnight. This was a train in Queens.
Speaker 1: But that seems to be like a large security issue
Speaker 1: that someone could.
Speaker 2: Would Jack get that it's moving?
Speaker 8: Me?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 1: I mean I would play around and try to figure
Speaker 1: it out with the levers and the buttons.
Speaker 3: And I don't mean that in sort of the club
Speaker 3: call out way. How do you get this big train moving?
Speaker 3: That's a different that's a different thing.
Speaker 2: Oh wow, I see what you did there. Back to
Speaker 2: Hurtful Friday. It's number seven, the seventh, Son of the seventh.
Speaker 5: We're on with seven days with a government, seven.
Speaker 2: Seven years of college. Don't to drain seven seven seven days.
Speaker 1: We've been calling this week thick in Charlotte because of
Speaker 1: the food that I've just in.
Speaker 3: In China, a zoo is facing serious side I after
Speaker 3: their pandas were caught doing something that real pandas don't do.
Speaker 2: Real pandas don't bark like dogs.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, But in this Chinese zoo, the shan Wai Zoo,
Speaker 3: the visitors realized that those pandas they saw were actually
Speaker 3: just dogs that had been painted to look like pandas.
Speaker 1: They got some heat from about this months ago, and
Speaker 1: I guess they're still they're still trying to.
Speaker 2: Run the run down the place. Guys out of the car.
Speaker 2: He's on his feet, now, oh.
Speaker 1: That ends well, Well, you realize how out of shape
Speaker 1: you are when you start running from the coffe.
Speaker 2: This guy's got some moves.
Speaker 3: I don't know if it's a chemically induced speed, but
Speaker 3: he is a.
Speaker 2: He's not driving on sidewalks anymore.
Speaker 5: Huh.
Speaker 2: I'm going over to sidewalks.
Speaker 3: In the downy nor Walk area Christie Street in Kimberley Court,
Speaker 3: and he's just kind of running through there. He's got
Speaker 3: bright blue pants on, white T shirt and he's wearing
Speaker 3: a camouflage hat. Of course, he's got long hair sticking
Speaker 3: out of the back of that hat.
Speaker 2: And man, that good.
Speaker 3: Twenty thirty second burst of speed is definitely catching up
Speaker 3: with him.
Speaker 2: Now. Sure, he's barely at a.
Speaker 1: Jog it's the adrenaline that gets you, and then you're
Speaker 1: winded and you're screwed and your muscle search twitch him.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's on foot again. Corby Avenue and Christie Street. Now,
Speaker 3: if you know that area right sort of, I think
Speaker 3: it's technically on the edge of so Ritos. There is
Speaker 3: an officer probably within about twenty feet, but they're going
Speaker 3: at about the same speed. The officer's got his taser
Speaker 3: out and he's gonna pop him right here below a tree,
Speaker 3: I assume him. Yeah, he goes down pretty quickly. There's
Speaker 3: the tackle. Excellent what I could see? I can you
Speaker 3: wrap him up?
Speaker 2: Was it a leg tackle?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 3: No, he just tackled him. The guy just kind of
Speaker 3: turned around at the at the sound.
Speaker 1: I love watching him. I'm on delay and I'm just
Speaker 1: watching him run out of steam right now.
Speaker 2: It's so great.
Speaker 3: He heard the officer's footsteps and tried to turn around
Speaker 3: and didn't take long for him to get him down.
Speaker 2: So that guy here's number six, number six, six. You
Speaker 2: got six, We got six, number six. There's six more
Speaker 2: weeks of later.
Speaker 10: What do you want to picture of me?
Speaker 2: A rabbi and six drunk and long stom I would
Speaker 2: just dig you in a nursing home closer to us.
Speaker 5: I don't have to drive, take down, drink another six pack.
Speaker 1: You ever go on a trip with a friend, Do
Speaker 1: I a male friend?
Speaker 2: Just the two of us, just the two of you? No,
Speaker 2: I don't think so. So you haven't done it naked,
Speaker 2: then I guess clearly not.
Speaker 1: Two pals are causing a bit of a stir. They're
Speaker 1: on a six day tandem bike ride, both completely naked. Oh,
Speaker 1: this is in the UK. They wanted to see some
Speaker 1: natural beauty across the southwest of England.
Speaker 2: More like they want to see some natural booty. Oh,
Speaker 2: it's not. It's a male and a female. Oh that changes.
Speaker 2: Have you ever gone on a trip with a female
Speaker 2: friend naked? My wife? But you guys don't do the
Speaker 2: naked stuff in public? Probably? Probably not.
Speaker 3: Well, I'm not closing the door on love, but I'm
Speaker 3: just saying we haven't yet.
Speaker 2: Number five for five, I have five rules. We beg
Speaker 2: five little geese. This is the year five point five.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, would be a favorite. Loose five pounds immediately.
Speaker 3: There's one line in this whole thing that makes me
Speaker 3: laugh the loudest. Have you ever heard of Vegandale, Deborah,
Speaker 3: this might be for you. Vegandale is a longtime event
Speaker 3: that's been run in New York City for a time.
Speaker 9: Uh.
Speaker 3: It's an eight city rough repping bonanza that spans the
Speaker 3: US and Canada, and the New York City leg of
Speaker 3: vegan Dale happened this last Saturday at City Field, the
Speaker 3: home of your New York Mets. Thousands of people showed
Speaker 3: up to visit the two hundred plus vendors and rock
Speaker 3: out to a bunch of music, et cetera. However, they're
Speaker 3: calling this the vegan Fire Festival because those vegans were
Speaker 3: all met with a massive line at the entrance. There
Speaker 3: were too few metal detectors. There was a lengthy process
Speaker 3: of get tickets. The four lines became a massive crowd.
Speaker 3: One attendee complained that there were only two staff to
Speaker 3: control the crowd that had grown to encompass the entire
Speaker 3: exterior of City Field. Those who were likely to get
Speaker 3: in couldn't find any shade, they couldn't find any seating,
Speaker 3: and it was eighty four degrees and moist, and others
Speaker 3: reported there was a shortage of toilet paper.
Speaker 2: See how popular though being.
Speaker 1: A vegan is, oh yeah, especially with is you got
Speaker 1: to bring extra You got to bring your own recreational
Speaker 1: toilet paper.
Speaker 2: Here's number four. It's probably on his fourth tranquilizer by now.
Speaker 2: This isn't the same world you left four years.
Speaker 3: You know, when you're out of your business, TPE, you
Speaker 3: go to recreational right.
Speaker 1: If you're putting down that many garbonzobeans, man, you've got
Speaker 1: to come prepared.
Speaker 2: And I love Garbonzobeans.
Speaker 1: Aren't they delicious? I love them in a salad which
Speaker 1: I haven't had in a week and a half.
Speaker 2: I love them. I'm mixed up with spices and called hummus.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, oh yeah, easy.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna eat toilet paper on Aisle four.
Speaker 1: Archaeologists in Poland have been flabbergasted after discovering the remains
Speaker 1: of vampire children, one of which was decapitated to allegedly
Speaker 1: prevent them from rising from the grave. It is a
Speaker 1: burial that clearly shows the signs of anti vampire practices.
Speaker 3: Steak through the heart or something like that, or outside
Speaker 3: of the decapitation. I don't know, Hey, Jacob, I'm going
Speaker 3: to say something. We can add it to the mix
Speaker 3: later for post production. Ready, I'm gonna amend my joke. Ready,
Speaker 3: I'm gonna need some toilet paper on Aisle two. Stat
Speaker 3: there's a poop joke. Here's number three.
Speaker 2: Three shall be the count and the number of the counting?
Speaker 2: Shall it be three within three hours? I get it.
Speaker 2: It's just kind of like three like an eight year old.
Speaker 8: Three.
Speaker 2: Yeah, is a little bit brow.
Speaker 3: The hoi ho, which means noise shouter in uh I
Speaker 3: believe some sort of New Zealand native language, is now
Speaker 3: the bird of the year in New Zealand.
Speaker 2: Oh tell me about this bird? What does it look like?
Speaker 2: Yellow eyed penguin? Do we know what it sounds like? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Oh that's yeah.
Speaker 3: Uh noise shouter in Maori, because of its shrill call,
Speaker 3: lives along parts of South Island's east coast and the
Speaker 3: sub Antarctic Auk Islands. And the thing is, they said
Speaker 3: it smells like fish. Oh, well, because it eats the fish.
Speaker 2: Here's number two. What's going on you too? There's two
Speaker 2: sons and no women.
Speaker 3: I mean, this is just some of the things that
Speaker 3: happened in Thailand. Sixty four year old woman in Bangkok
Speaker 3: was stewing dishes at her home.
Speaker 2: She said she feels a sharp pain in her thighs.
Speaker 1: She looks down and she sees a huge python taking.
Speaker 2: Hold of her. Why do we have video of.
Speaker 1: This woman in the aftermath of her being squeezed to
Speaker 1: within an inch of her life by a giant python.
Speaker 3: She was there for an hour and a half while
Speaker 3: this thing was squeezing her. It's amazing that she's She's
Speaker 3: still alive sixty four years old too.
Speaker 2: Here's number one, weird, number one, number one.
Speaker 9: We're number one, Ben.
Speaker 8: Number one.
Speaker 2: Are you the number one row?
Speaker 11: Number one?
Speaker 1: Number one?
Speaker 2: Man.
Speaker 3: I've used a lot of euphemisms for this in my life,
Speaker 3: but I've never heard of sanding the paint roller.
Speaker 1: That's a good one. I was just standing the paint roller.
Speaker 1: I wasn't doing anything untoward with my own parts.
Speaker 3: The guy in the UK charge with a single count
Speaker 3: of masturbatory activities in public under section forty five two
Speaker 3: se of the Criminal Law Act of twenty seventeen.
Speaker 2: What a wanker? Get it?
Speaker 3: A video recording of the interview with the alleged injured party,
Speaker 3: a sixteen year old who happened to be seeing all
Speaker 3: of this. She was walking to school when she saw
Speaker 3: this guy doing whatever he was doing.
Speaker 2: His defense was, I wasn't doing that.
Speaker 3: I was simply sanding the paint roller that I was
Speaker 3: holding between my legs.
Speaker 2: Can we use that moving forward every time this comes up,
Speaker 2: standing the paint roller. Yeah, that's kind of fun. I mean,
Speaker 2: it's very innocuous.
Speaker 3: We're going to have to try to remember it. That's
Speaker 3: the thing. There's so many others that are already floating
Speaker 3: in my head.
Speaker 1: Well I don't have that problem, so I'll go ahead
Speaker 1: and remember sanding the paint roller.
Speaker 2: Thank you. I appreciate you take sharing the burden with me.
Speaker 2: That's what Levitica says. Have fun in Pittsburgh. Hey, thanks,
Speaker 2: I can't wait to go home.
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm really excited for the game, but I'm
Speaker 1: really excited to.
Speaker 2: You know, get home. Yeah, all right. You've been listening
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