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<v Speaker 1>This is Gary and Shannon and you're listening to KFI

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<v Speaker 1>AM six forty, the Gary and Shannon Show on demand on.

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<v Speaker 2>The iHeartRadio app.

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<v Speaker 1>I did want to just get to this story briefly

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<v Speaker 1>because I find it fascinating what rich people spend their

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<v Speaker 1>money on because they're so bored. There's this woman named

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<v Speaker 1>Vivianne up in the Bay Area, and she arranges these

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<v Speaker 1>elaborate group kidnappings. Ten blindfolded and gagged people are bundled

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<v Speaker 1>into a van, dropped into a warehouse packed with militants,

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<v Speaker 1>and given clues and tools that help them muddle their

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<v Speaker 1>way out. She says she charges about a million dollars

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<v Speaker 1>for ten people. That her kidnap package includes numerous locations,

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<v Speaker 1>dozens of actors, fire smoke, fog machines. She said, ultra

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<v Speaker 1>high net worth individuals are obsessed with it.

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<v Speaker 2>Idiots killed. There's nothing else children.

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<v Speaker 3>That's why we have to have spicy food now, is

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<v Speaker 3>because there's nothing exciting going.

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<v Speaker 2>On in your life. Wow. I do like spicy food.

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<v Speaker 3>I know, but you also don't do it to the

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<v Speaker 3>point where you're going to cry or potentially ruin your insides.

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<v Speaker 2>No, I had a.

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<v Speaker 1>Cup of noodles this morning, and yeah, and because they

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<v Speaker 1>have everything here at this place, I found a little

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<v Speaker 1>packets of Frank's Red Hot sauce. So I put one

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<v Speaker 1>of those little packets in that cup of noodles and boom, boom,

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<v Speaker 1>a little spice, a little sodium. How this day should start?

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<v Speaker 3>Quick correction and retraction. Uh huh, Jason said it. I

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<v Speaker 3>confirmed it. It's wrong.

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<v Speaker 2>Is this about God? Yes?

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<v Speaker 3>The Book of Isaiah is of course written by the

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<v Speaker 3>prophet Isaiah, and is.

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<v Speaker 2>It Yeah, I erroneously said that.

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<v Speaker 1>I said that it was written about Isaiah because I

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<v Speaker 1>was reading some Isaiah verses and they referred to Isaiah

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<v Speaker 1>in his life.

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<v Speaker 2>So maybe he just was writing in the third person.

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<v Speaker 2>Very very likely.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, a couple of story, a couple of things though,

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<v Speaker 3>to get to in terms of our.

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<v Speaker 4>Gary and Shannon, I love your guys' Bible talk. It's

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<v Speaker 4>one of my favorites. But the other guy is probably right.

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<v Speaker 4>It probably does trigger people, but.

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<v Speaker 2>I love it.

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<v Speaker 4>I think it's hilarious and one of my favorites. And

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<v Speaker 4>I've always wondered, Gary, how did you what did you

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<v Speaker 4>grow up in?

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<v Speaker 2>Just grow up in anything?

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<v Speaker 5>I know?

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<v Speaker 2>Shannon grew up in.

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<v Speaker 4>The Catholic States and got hit by.

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<v Speaker 2>Nuns or hit with rulers. Not sure, but what did

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<v Speaker 2>you what did you grow up? I went to a

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<v Speaker 2>Presbyterian church when I was a kid. What does that mean?

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<v Speaker 3>Well, it's not quite as Lutheran, Yeah, I mean it's

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<v Speaker 3>it's it's not as formal as Catholics in terms of

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<v Speaker 3>stand up, sit down, fight robes, kneeling all, you know,

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<v Speaker 3>up and down, that kind of thing.

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<v Speaker 1>Up and down, that kind of thing. It's called genuflecting.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, oh wow, listen to you late hearing Shannon's struck

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<v Speaker 2>of Jesse and his wife Rohnda. Hey, we are listening

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<v Speaker 2>to you.

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<v Speaker 5>Guys going to Las Vae gets to the iHeartRadio Music

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<v Speaker 5>Festival tonight.

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<v Speaker 2>Say hi if your weekend. Oh, have the best time.

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<v Speaker 6>In this company.

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<v Speaker 2>See you're welcome. And by the way, I date to

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<v Speaker 2>take your wife to truck or Jesse.

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<v Speaker 3>I commuting honk ooh, how do I know your truck

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<v Speaker 3>or Jesse unless you you give us a honk. By

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<v Speaker 3>the way, a reminder, that is what you learned this

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<v Speaker 3>week on the Gary and Channon Show. Coming up later

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<v Speaker 3>at the bottom of the hour. So let us know

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<v Speaker 3>what you learned this week? But what else is going on?

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<v Speaker 2>Time for what's happening?

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<v Speaker 1>The House has unanimously approved a bill today that would

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<v Speaker 1>bolster Secret Service protection for major presidential and vice presidential

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<v Speaker 1>candidates following the second to parent attempt on Trump's life

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<v Speaker 1>in a couple months. This legislation would require the Director

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<v Speaker 1>to apply the same standards for determining the number of

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<v Speaker 1>agents required to protect presidents, vps and other candidates. According

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<v Speaker 1>to the summary, the final vote past the legislation was

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<v Speaker 1>four hundred and five to zero.

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<v Speaker 2>You don't see that very often anymore, No, you don't.

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<v Speaker 3>Residents of a tiny little town in Kentucky called Whitesburg

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<v Speaker 3>trying to cope with the shooting involving two of its

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<v Speaker 3>most prominent citizens. The sheriff is accused of shooting a

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<v Speaker 3>judge in the judge's chambers at the county courthouse. And yes,

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<v Speaker 3>this does seem like a Hollywood script somehow, at least

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<v Speaker 3>attributed to John Grisham in part. Somehow, They said they

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<v Speaker 3>do not know exactly the motive. We spoke with Laura

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<v Speaker 3>Ingle from NewsNation earlier today, and she said that there

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<v Speaker 3>is some reference potentially to a deputy not the sheriff,

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<v Speaker 3>but a deputy having been caught or at least accused

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<v Speaker 3>of sexually assaulting a couple of women in the judge's chambers.

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<v Speaker 3>So a very weird, weird story out of Kentucky.

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<v Speaker 1>Big When for the city of New Orleans, they've gone

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<v Speaker 1>eighteen days without a murder, CIMEX experts say this is

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<v Speaker 1>the longest stint in years. Just two years ago, New

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<v Speaker 1>Orleans considered the murder capital of the US. Now experts

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<v Speaker 1>say were they are leading the nation in crime reduction.

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<v Speaker 2>When I was there.

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<v Speaker 1>For the Super Bowl, I had stayed in a hotel

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<v Speaker 1>where a hooker was said to have died in the

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<v Speaker 1>lobby the week before.

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<v Speaker 2>And then when we were walking can we find a

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<v Speaker 2>better term for that woman who lost her life?

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<v Speaker 1>A lady of the night, Yes, a lady of the night.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe she worked the morning though I don't know. I

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<v Speaker 1>feel like I don't want to get that wrong. But

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<v Speaker 1>when we were walking back my parents and I from

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<v Speaker 1>that Super Bowl, we saw a body in the street,

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<v Speaker 1>white sheet covering it in all.

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<v Speaker 2>So firsthand experience with that, that sounds like fun.

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<v Speaker 3>Way back to Levitigus, Yeah, no kidding. Was there something

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<v Speaker 3>else in Leviticus that he wanted to go to.

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<v Speaker 2>No, no, no.

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<v Speaker 3>There's a mobile home park in Malibu called the Point

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<v Speaker 3>Doom Club Doom Club of Malibu two hundred and ninety seven.

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<v Speaker 2>They call them residences. Have you ever seen that place?

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<v Speaker 1>It's like, yeah, it's right there, like on the I

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<v Speaker 1>think on the right side on pch The views are stellar.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean I often wondered, what is that piece of

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<v Speaker 1>land worth that those homes run? And they are nice.

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<v Speaker 1>They are nice mobile homes. Two hundred million, that's your

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<v Speaker 1>price tag. Ninety five plus acre site at the Point

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<v Speaker 1>Doom Promontory, the largest privately owned ocean front parcel in Malibu.

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<v Speaker 1>According to real estate broker It was on the market

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<v Speaker 1>for the first time since the underlying land was purchased

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<v Speaker 1>back in eighteen ninety two. Wow, what's the highest price

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<v Speaker 1>ever obviously per site, ever achieved by a manufactured housing community.

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<v Speaker 2>I assume they're going to get rid of those and

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<v Speaker 2>do something with that land. Maybe the HOA bought it.

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<v Speaker 3>Maybe they now get to own their own property for

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<v Speaker 3>the first time in a long time. Well, it's time

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<v Speaker 3>for our Gas Fantasy four play. Now, pay attention to

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<v Speaker 3>these rules. These are important to play along with us,

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<v Speaker 3>you must use the hashtag gas Fantasy four play. Now,

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<v Speaker 3>we're going to throw a tweet up that's going to

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<v Speaker 3>explain which of these four games are the four games

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<v Speaker 3>that we are choosing from. But all you have to

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<v Speaker 3>do is then either reply to that tweet or write

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<v Speaker 3>your own with that hashtag gas Fantasy four play, and

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<v Speaker 3>then pick the winners of the four games that Jacob

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<v Speaker 3>is about to tell us about. And if you win

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<v Speaker 3>all four you pick them correctly, why then you will

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<v Speaker 3>be on the list for some of our Gary and

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<v Speaker 3>Shannon show swag. All right, everybody got that. Everybody's paying attention.

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<v Speaker 3>Now we got this easy stuff out of the way.

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<v Speaker 2>Sorry, Jacob. What's our first game of Week three in

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<v Speaker 2>the NFL season? But we two in the Gas Fantasy

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<v Speaker 2>four play all right? Week three?

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<v Speaker 7>Our first game, we have the Houston Texans going to

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<v Speaker 7>Minnesota to take on the Vikings.

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<v Speaker 1>The Vikings coming off a huge win with San Francisco,

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<v Speaker 1>the Texans coming off strong start with c. J. Stroud,

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<v Speaker 1>who will leave with their first loss of the season.

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<v Speaker 1>I believe in Sam Darnold, and I believe that he

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<v Speaker 1>is pissed off after wasting years in places like Carolina

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<v Speaker 1>and the third backup in San Francisco, and he is

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<v Speaker 1>ready to shine in Minnesota.

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<v Speaker 3>Disagree, c J. Stroud, Houston Texans. They're gonna they're better

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<v Speaker 3>than people are giving them credit for. And there are

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<v Speaker 3>still two and oh, like you.

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<v Speaker 1>Said, dude, who's not giving the Texans credit? I just said,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, I just picked the Vikings at home. It's

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<v Speaker 1>hard to win in that place.

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<v Speaker 2>Here, you, Jacob, I'm going c J. Stroud in the Texas.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh see, see, there's other people you want to pick.

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<v Speaker 1>Last year's another loser from last year to go along

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<v Speaker 1>with fine producer.

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<v Speaker 2>Who did you pick? I'm taking the Texans. Oh boy,

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<v Speaker 2>separation baby Island all right too.

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<v Speaker 7>Game two we have the Miami Dolphins and the Seattle Seahawks.

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<v Speaker 1>The Seahawks at home versus Guyler Thompson is getting to

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<v Speaker 1>start for Miami.

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<v Speaker 2>I'll take Seattle. Yeah, I'm taking Seattle. I gotta stick

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<v Speaker 2>with my Dolphins.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh boy, oh, you have loyalty, unlike Jacob.

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<v Speaker 2>I miss everybodys Tua. But he's such a good guy.

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<v Speaker 2>He's gonna make a great analyst next year.

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<v Speaker 7>Game three, Game three we have the Baltimore Ravens heading

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<v Speaker 7>to Dallas to take on the Cowboys.

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<v Speaker 1>These are two teams in need of a bounce back game,

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<v Speaker 1>the Ravens getting embarrassed by the Raiders in the fourth

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<v Speaker 1>quarter at the hands of Gardner Minshew. You've got the

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<v Speaker 1>Cowboys losing their home opener to the Saints that came

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<v Speaker 1>in and just owned them. I think I'm gonna keep

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<v Speaker 1>going back and forth with this one because I think

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<v Speaker 1>the Cowboys play better when they're pissed off. But I

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<v Speaker 1>just think the Ravens are going to be more upset

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<v Speaker 1>with the way that game ended with the Raiders and

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<v Speaker 1>come out there and hand hand the Cowboys another loss.

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<v Speaker 2>Jacob First, I've got Baltimore in this one too, Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>Keana the Cowboys. I'm taking the Ravens. Hmm, okay. I

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<v Speaker 2>like this. I liked it. We're all mixed up. I

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<v Speaker 2>like that it's good. I like that it's different.

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<v Speaker 3>It feels it feels, it feels de mirrored, it feels

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<v Speaker 3>they don't do it.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm going to all right, Game four? All right, Game four,

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<v Speaker 2>our last game.

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<v Speaker 7>We have Dan Campbell's the Detroit Lions going to Arizona

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<v Speaker 7>to take on the Cardinals.

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<v Speaker 1>Dude, did you hear Dan Campbell had to sell his

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<v Speaker 1>house because people found out where he lived and he

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<v Speaker 1>and the family were just getting threats and pranked and everything.

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<v Speaker 1>You don't like him, Well, it's because of the last

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<v Speaker 1>last year's playoff loss and then the loss. Who did

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<v Speaker 1>they lose to this season already? I don't remember, but anyway,

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<v Speaker 1>they had to put their house on the market.

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<v Speaker 2>That's just so crazy.

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<v Speaker 1>NFL fans are I like the I like the Cardinals.

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<v Speaker 1>I like them at home. Kyler Murray's running all around

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<v Speaker 1>the field like a squirrel on rabies and a working

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<v Speaker 3>And Keana Arizona. All right, that's a clean sweep for

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<v Speaker 3>us know who they are. Use the hashtag Gas Fantasy

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<v Speaker 1>A few quick shout outs to people who I know

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<v Speaker 1>Why would you steal this car? SUV Maybe just said

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<v Speaker 2>Lamborghini will What are you a fourteen year old boy? Yes,

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<v Speaker 2>we'll continue to watch. That's how had a cup of

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<v Speaker 3>It's Halloween time at the Disneyland Resort. KFI wants to

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<v Speaker 2>Now through October thirty.

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<v Speaker 3>First, keep listening to KFI for your chance to win

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<v Speaker 1>He's driving like Steve Gregory. Now he's driving in the

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<v Speaker 1>shoulder to get around the traffic.

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<v Speaker 2>Now both of them.

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<v Speaker 3>I didn't realize they realized Matt was a bad driver.

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<v Speaker 2>It's not.

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<v Speaker 1>And I appreciate the ride to the game, and I

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<v Speaker 3>Well, it is Friday, which means we've spewed a lot

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<v Speaker 3>of stuff over the course of the last five days.

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<v Speaker 2>Some of it you may have learned from.

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<v Speaker 3>Some of it you didn't listen very closely, which I'm

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<v Speaker 3>not saying that you're saying that. Here's some of what

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<v Speaker 3>you learned this week on the Gary and Channon Show.

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<v Speaker 6>Hey, guys, what I learned this week on The Gary

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<v Speaker 6>and Shannon Show is that Shannon has great taste in books.

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<v Speaker 6>She briefly recommended Defending Jacob and a quick little snippet.

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<v Speaker 6>You guys were talking about something and I checked it

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<v Speaker 6>out and read the summary, looked good, bought it and

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<v Speaker 6>read it in two days.

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<v Speaker 2>Wow, really good. It wasn't quite so much. You're welcome,

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<v Speaker 2>a good one. It's very nice. Yes, crediting us for

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<v Speaker 2>something intellectual, not us, I think I was fair. Oh okay,

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<v Speaker 2>all right.

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<v Speaker 8>But I have learned this week is that you both

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<v Speaker 8>are the greatest unemployed political strategists, mind readers, and who

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<v Speaker 8>knows what else biding your time working on a farm

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<v Speaker 2>Good luck to both of you. Was that tongue in cheek?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't I don't know. Honestly.

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<v Speaker 3>What I learned this week is that some people just

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<v Speaker 3>don't make sense.

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<v Speaker 5>That's what I learned, Hello, gyman. This week I learned

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<v Speaker 5>on the Gary and Shannon show that fitnyl It's a

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<v Speaker 5>bad drug no matter how it's taken, and it seems

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<v Speaker 5>that's what I learned this week. I appreciate all you

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<v Speaker 3>I just got to break in really quickly just to

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<v Speaker 3>get to a quick update on our chase. Yeah, they're

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<v Speaker 3>on Redondo Avenue in Signal Hill and there's two people

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<v Speaker 3>in the car at least because the passenger just kicked

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<v Speaker 3>open the passenger side door and while traveling at about

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<v Speaker 3>sixty miles an hour, was holding the door open with

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<v Speaker 3>his right foot. Now they've they've come to a stop

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<v Speaker 3>and they're accelerating again. There is an LPD unit right

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<v Speaker 3>behind him, so well again, keep an eye on that.

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<v Speaker 2>But it's time for more of what you learned. Do

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<v Speaker 2>you remember what we learned about the otter that they

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<v Speaker 2>can smell underwater? Yeah, the only mammal. Why are you

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<v Speaker 2>giving away the upcoming what you learned? Oh, I'm sorry,

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<v Speaker 2>guys from Riverside here.

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<v Speaker 5>Hey, what I learned this week on the Gary and

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<v Speaker 5>Shannon Show is that Gary, how's the gut bio.

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<v Speaker 9>Of a Haitian street dog?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>True, it's so funny. Thank you. Have a good weekend, guys.

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<v Speaker 10>This is Claire in Orange County, and this week on

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<v Speaker 10>the Gary and Shannon Show, I've learned that Squeaky From

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<v Speaker 10>tried to assassinate Jimmy Carter. A couple hours later.

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<v Speaker 8>When I was trying to regale my mom with this new.

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<v Speaker 10>Knowledge I had Gerald, I'm not a quick listener, and

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<v Speaker 2>For we've done this before too.

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<v Speaker 10>Embarrassed about my listening skills and about my knowledge of

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<v Speaker 10>American history.

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<v Speaker 1>But I've done that too. I've mistaken the two of

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<v Speaker 2>We all do. Happy Friday. You know I learned I

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<v Speaker 6>Kamala Harris has a lot of accent and it's kind

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<v Speaker 2>I have a great weekend. Bring some cokes in place,

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<v Speaker 2>that's good. What is this passenger doing in this car?

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<v Speaker 2>She got out? Oh, I'm behind you. Then yeah, she

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<v Speaker 2>assuming it was she. There was a lot of hair.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know if that's a she. I'm watching that

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<v Speaker 2>right now. Happy Friday. What I learned this week is

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<v Speaker 4>Pigmy hippo, I guess.

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<v Speaker 11>And also it might be all bino and it's not

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<v Speaker 11>since I thought when Janna was talking about Moondang, we

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<v Speaker 11>were going to get some kind of delicious, delicious.

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<v Speaker 2>Asian infused breakfast food. No conversation she had over.

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<v Speaker 1>Breakfast that sounds actually like a very nice dish, doesn't it?

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<v Speaker 2>five star spicy Please. Hey you guys, Happy Friday. I

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<v Speaker 2>learned that, Oh, hey, Patricia, how are you? I learned

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<v Speaker 2>that Patricia is now part of the show. Have great weekend,

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<v Speaker 2>miss Patricia to be clear.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, let's let's have a little respect the honor that

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<v Speaker 5>This week on The Garyan Schatton Show, I learned something

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<v Speaker 5>in the first minute of the first show of the week.

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<v Speaker 2>Otters can smell sense underwater. Yeah, that can apparently.

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<v Speaker 9>Yes.

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<v Speaker 3>I usually like to do my own research, but I

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<v Speaker 3>like the way the story is just the way it is.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't need to know anymore. I love it anyway,

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<v Speaker 2>y'all have a good weekend. See you.

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<v Speaker 3>But yeah, sometimes the deeper you dive into some of

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<v Speaker 1>I've been a hit over the head with y'all for

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<v Speaker 1>so I'm coming back with a lot of y'all energy.

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<v Speaker 2>That's what I'm through. And y'all don't make it a

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<v Speaker 2>two syllable thing, y'all. No, y'all, y'all, y'all, y'all, Hey guys,

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<v Speaker 2>Happy Friday. Hey.

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<v Speaker 12>This week on The Gary and Shannon Show, I learned

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<v Speaker 2>Learn cash.

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<v Speaker 12>And I learned that there's going to be a News

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<v Speaker 12>and Bruce next week.

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<v Speaker 2>And I'm so.

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<v Speaker 12>Excited because it's going to be the second time I'm

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<v Speaker 2>Oh nice, then birthday.

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<v Speaker 1>Man have to burn that place down, Well, not really,

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<v Speaker 1>you know what I mean, have a good time, not

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<v Speaker 3>The proverbial burning of the proverbial place. The chase update,

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<v Speaker 3>he's now driving on the wrong side of North Lakewood Boulevard.

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<v Speaker 3>That's about Carson Street in the airport area. The passenger

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. All right, it's time for our nine news nuggets.

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<v Speaker 3>You need to know the stories that kind of fell

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<v Speaker 3>about this week.

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<v Speaker 2>Here's our honorable Mention.

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<v Speaker 9>Honorable Mention, not honor serving with you, great and honorable.

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<v Speaker 1>So I don't always believe in the afterlife I will

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<v Speaker 1>I do believe that Earls Darwin is still with us,

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<v Speaker 1>and that he comes up with new ways to reduce.

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<v Speaker 1>And this is exactly what he came up with when

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<v Speaker 3>You think you think he thought we were getting too

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<v Speaker 2>I think he saw he saw he needed to cut

429
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<v Speaker 2>some fat.

430
00:21:32.839 --> 00:21:36.200
<v Speaker 3>In this case, a Serbian influencer got close to a

431
00:21:36.240 --> 00:21:37.319
<v Speaker 3>bear living in Bosnia.

432
00:21:37.400 --> 00:21:40.079
<v Speaker 1>Her scabinies crawled into the bear's den.

433
00:21:40.720 --> 00:21:43.880
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, and the video is actually pretty funny. From inside

434
00:21:43.920 --> 00:21:46.680
<v Speaker 3>the den, you see the bear approach the outside of

435
00:21:46.720 --> 00:21:51.599
<v Speaker 3>the den, and the guy say that he was absolutely terrified,

436
00:21:51.640 --> 00:21:53.079
<v Speaker 3>which he absolutely should be.

437
00:21:53.240 --> 00:21:56.480
<v Speaker 1>Why would you, Why are you crawling into a bear's

438
00:21:56.519 --> 00:21:59.480
<v Speaker 1>den for the sake of hits or likes or whatever.

439
00:22:01.319 --> 00:22:01.920
<v Speaker 2>You're an idiot.

440
00:22:02.039 --> 00:22:05.039
<v Speaker 3>He made it out alive, though, so Darwin. Darwin swung

441
00:22:05.039 --> 00:22:07.359
<v Speaker 3>and missed on that one. Yeah, here's number nine at

442
00:22:07.440 --> 00:22:08.000
<v Speaker 3>number nine.

443
00:22:08.440 --> 00:22:09.559
<v Speaker 2>I did ninth place.

444
00:22:09.400 --> 00:22:11.920
<v Speaker 5>If a cock's dirty nine times out of tennis partners,

445
00:22:11.960 --> 00:22:12.759
<v Speaker 5>thirty two and.

446
00:22:12.759 --> 00:22:17.119
<v Speaker 2>I speak nine languages. Yea kill nine basically everybody at table.

447
00:22:16.920 --> 00:22:18.759
<v Speaker 9>Nne I feel ready to go another nine?

448
00:22:18.799 --> 00:22:19.519
<v Speaker 5>And niner?

449
00:22:19.960 --> 00:22:21.480
<v Speaker 2>Did I catch a niner in there?

450
00:22:21.559 --> 00:22:21.759
<v Speaker 9>Were?

451
00:22:21.759 --> 00:22:27.880
<v Speaker 3>You're calling from Milwaukie talkie. This is pretty uh, pretty

452
00:22:27.920 --> 00:22:29.599
<v Speaker 3>high figure ticket.

453
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<v Speaker 2>Here.

454
00:22:30.480 --> 00:22:35.559
<v Speaker 3>Guy was going ninety and a fifty five in Savannah, Georgia,

455
00:22:36.440 --> 00:22:40.279
<v Speaker 3>and he knew. Connor Cato said, he knew he was

456
00:22:40.319 --> 00:22:42.759
<v Speaker 3>going to be fined for speeding, but he did not

457
00:22:42.880 --> 00:22:47.960
<v Speaker 3>expect to see a one point four million dollars fine

458
00:22:48.079 --> 00:22:49.279
<v Speaker 3>on that speeding ticket.

459
00:22:49.759 --> 00:22:51.079
<v Speaker 2>How did that add up?

460
00:22:51.119 --> 00:22:53.400
<v Speaker 3>Well, he called the court to see if, in fact,

461
00:22:53.400 --> 00:22:56.319
<v Speaker 3>this was a mistake. He was told that it wasn't

462
00:22:56.359 --> 00:22:57.759
<v Speaker 3>a mistake and he was either going to have to

463
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<v Speaker 3>pay it or appear in court on the twenty first

464
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<v Speaker 3>of December.

465
00:23:00.880 --> 00:23:02.000
<v Speaker 2>They actually did.

466
00:23:02.680 --> 00:23:07.960
<v Speaker 3>The software that helps them write tickets just uses the

467
00:23:08.039 --> 00:23:10.839
<v Speaker 3>number as a placeholder. No one's really expecting him to

468
00:23:10.880 --> 00:23:14.759
<v Speaker 3>pay one point four million dollars originally, or I said.

469
00:23:14.799 --> 00:23:18.119
<v Speaker 3>Ultimately the penalty was determined by a judge that defined

470
00:23:18.119 --> 00:23:21.640
<v Speaker 3>would not exceed one thousand dollars but still ninety and

471
00:23:21.799 --> 00:23:24.759
<v Speaker 3>fifty five one thousand dollars fine is a pretty hefty

472
00:23:24.759 --> 00:23:27.880
<v Speaker 3>little uh, pretty hefty little knock on the wallet.

473
00:23:27.920 --> 00:23:37.599
<v Speaker 2>There, here's number seven eight. I'm a score there outside reaction, my.

474
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<v Speaker 5>Clive is bold every eight second listening to eight different

475
00:23:40.680 --> 00:23:42.720
<v Speaker 5>bosses drown on about mission statements.

476
00:23:42.759 --> 00:23:46.799
<v Speaker 3>Hey, you might might be nervous because people are outside

477
00:23:46.839 --> 00:23:47.359
<v Speaker 3>that studio.

478
00:23:47.480 --> 00:23:49.000
<v Speaker 2>Just tap in their watch. Wonder lead.

479
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<v Speaker 8>You're going to leave?

480
00:23:49.799 --> 00:23:51.079
<v Speaker 2>Leave, okay.

481
00:23:51.119 --> 00:23:53.160
<v Speaker 1>So remember the story earlier in the week about the

482
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<v Speaker 1>girl who jacked her mom's car and drove to target.

483
00:23:56.039 --> 00:23:59.119
<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, well, eight year old, right, eight year old?

484
00:23:59.160 --> 00:24:03.359
<v Speaker 1>This little girl jacked a subway train in New York

485
00:24:03.480 --> 00:24:06.000
<v Speaker 1>and went on a brief joy ride before they crashed

486
00:24:06.000 --> 00:24:08.759
<v Speaker 1>it and fled. This was a teenage girl that took

487
00:24:08.799 --> 00:24:11.400
<v Speaker 1>this empty New York City subway train. They are looking

488
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<v Speaker 1>for a male companion they believe was also pictured on

489
00:24:14.240 --> 00:24:15.960
<v Speaker 1>the train in surveillance photos.

490
00:24:16.119 --> 00:24:16.559
<v Speaker 2>They show.

491
00:24:16.720 --> 00:24:19.960
<v Speaker 3>The surveillance photos that were released by the NYPD showed

492
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<v Speaker 3>one person dressed all in pink, including a pink shower cap.

493
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<v Speaker 1>How did they get the train running, that's the question.

494
00:24:27.559 --> 00:24:30.319
<v Speaker 1>It happened just after midnight. This was a train in Queens.

495
00:24:31.039 --> 00:24:33.599
<v Speaker 1>But that seems to be like a large security issue

496
00:24:33.640 --> 00:24:34.680
<v Speaker 1>that someone could.

497
00:24:34.480 --> 00:24:36.720
<v Speaker 2>Would Jack get that it's moving?

498
00:24:37.160 --> 00:24:37.240
<v Speaker 8>Me?

499
00:24:37.559 --> 00:24:39.279
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I don't know.

500
00:24:39.359 --> 00:24:42.359
<v Speaker 1>I mean I would play around and try to figure

501
00:24:42.400 --> 00:24:44.680
<v Speaker 1>it out with the levers and the buttons.

502
00:24:44.319 --> 00:24:46.319
<v Speaker 3>And I don't mean that in sort of the club

503
00:24:46.400 --> 00:24:48.759
<v Speaker 3>call out way. How do you get this big train moving?

504
00:24:48.920 --> 00:24:50.519
<v Speaker 3>That's a different that's a different thing.

505
00:24:50.599 --> 00:24:53.759
<v Speaker 2>Oh wow, I see what you did there. Back to

506
00:24:53.839 --> 00:25:00.000
<v Speaker 2>Hurtful Friday. It's number seven, the seventh, Son of the seventh.

507
00:25:00.480 --> 00:25:06.599
<v Speaker 5>We're on with seven days with a government, seven.

508
00:25:06.000 --> 00:25:11.119
<v Speaker 2>Seven years of college. Don't to drain seven seven seven days.

509
00:25:11.160 --> 00:25:14.559
<v Speaker 1>We've been calling this week thick in Charlotte because of

510
00:25:14.599 --> 00:25:17.079
<v Speaker 1>the food that I've just in.

511
00:25:18.240 --> 00:25:23.240
<v Speaker 3>In China, a zoo is facing serious side I after

512
00:25:23.279 --> 00:25:26.759
<v Speaker 3>their pandas were caught doing something that real pandas don't do.

513
00:25:28.359 --> 00:25:30.559
<v Speaker 2>Real pandas don't bark like dogs.

514
00:25:31.000 --> 00:25:35.079
<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, But in this Chinese zoo, the shan Wai Zoo,

515
00:25:36.039 --> 00:25:40.799
<v Speaker 3>the visitors realized that those pandas they saw were actually

516
00:25:40.880 --> 00:25:44.119
<v Speaker 3>just dogs that had been painted to look like pandas.

517
00:25:44.240 --> 00:25:47.759
<v Speaker 1>They got some heat from about this months ago, and

518
00:25:47.799 --> 00:25:50.200
<v Speaker 1>I guess they're still they're still trying to.

519
00:25:51.759 --> 00:25:56.279
<v Speaker 2>Run the run down the place. Guys out of the car.

520
00:25:56.359 --> 00:25:58.079
<v Speaker 2>He's on his feet, now, oh.

521
00:25:58.200 --> 00:26:01.440
<v Speaker 1>That ends well, Well, you realize how out of shape

522
00:26:01.480 --> 00:26:03.359
<v Speaker 1>you are when you start running from the coffe.

523
00:26:03.000 --> 00:26:04.039
<v Speaker 2>This guy's got some moves.

524
00:26:04.079 --> 00:26:06.720
<v Speaker 3>I don't know if it's a chemically induced speed, but

525
00:26:06.839 --> 00:26:07.480
<v Speaker 3>he is a.

526
00:26:08.920 --> 00:26:10.720
<v Speaker 2>He's not driving on sidewalks anymore.

527
00:26:10.799 --> 00:26:10.960
<v Speaker 5>Huh.

528
00:26:11.319 --> 00:26:13.400
<v Speaker 2>I'm going over to sidewalks.

529
00:26:12.920 --> 00:26:17.000
<v Speaker 3>In the downy nor Walk area Christie Street in Kimberley Court,

530
00:26:17.920 --> 00:26:19.880
<v Speaker 3>and he's just kind of running through there. He's got

531
00:26:19.960 --> 00:26:23.079
<v Speaker 3>bright blue pants on, white T shirt and he's wearing

532
00:26:23.119 --> 00:26:26.400
<v Speaker 3>a camouflage hat. Of course, he's got long hair sticking

533
00:26:26.400 --> 00:26:27.519
<v Speaker 3>out of the back of that hat.

534
00:26:27.880 --> 00:26:29.519
<v Speaker 2>And man, that good.

535
00:26:29.759 --> 00:26:33.200
<v Speaker 3>Twenty thirty second burst of speed is definitely catching up

536
00:26:33.240 --> 00:26:33.519
<v Speaker 3>with him.

537
00:26:33.559 --> 00:26:35.680
<v Speaker 2>Now. Sure, he's barely at a.

538
00:26:35.680 --> 00:26:38.519
<v Speaker 1>Jog it's the adrenaline that gets you, and then you're

539
00:26:38.559 --> 00:26:41.640
<v Speaker 1>winded and you're screwed and your muscle search twitch him.

540
00:26:41.720 --> 00:26:46.119
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, he's on foot again. Corby Avenue and Christie Street. Now,

541
00:26:46.279 --> 00:26:48.279
<v Speaker 3>if you know that area right sort of, I think

542
00:26:48.319 --> 00:26:50.759
<v Speaker 3>it's technically on the edge of so Ritos. There is

543
00:26:50.799 --> 00:26:53.640
<v Speaker 3>an officer probably within about twenty feet, but they're going

544
00:26:53.640 --> 00:26:57.000
<v Speaker 3>at about the same speed. The officer's got his taser

545
00:26:57.000 --> 00:26:59.119
<v Speaker 3>out and he's gonna pop him right here below a tree,

546
00:26:59.160 --> 00:27:03.640
<v Speaker 3>I assume him. Yeah, he goes down pretty quickly. There's

547
00:27:03.680 --> 00:27:08.039
<v Speaker 3>the tackle. Excellent what I could see? I can you

548
00:27:08.039 --> 00:27:08.680
<v Speaker 3>wrap him up?

549
00:27:08.839 --> 00:27:09.839
<v Speaker 2>Was it a leg tackle?

550
00:27:10.200 --> 00:27:10.319
<v Speaker 6>No?

551
00:27:10.319 --> 00:27:11.880
<v Speaker 3>No, he just tackled him. The guy just kind of

552
00:27:11.920 --> 00:27:14.519
<v Speaker 3>turned around at the at the sound.

553
00:27:14.599 --> 00:27:17.000
<v Speaker 1>I love watching him. I'm on delay and I'm just

554
00:27:17.039 --> 00:27:18.559
<v Speaker 1>watching him run out of steam right now.

555
00:27:18.680 --> 00:27:19.400
<v Speaker 2>It's so great.

556
00:27:19.559 --> 00:27:22.680
<v Speaker 3>He heard the officer's footsteps and tried to turn around

557
00:27:22.359 --> 00:27:24.680
<v Speaker 3>and didn't take long for him to get him down.

558
00:27:24.720 --> 00:27:27.480
<v Speaker 2>So that guy here's number six, number six, six. You

559
00:27:27.599 --> 00:27:30.680
<v Speaker 2>got six, We got six, number six. There's six more

560
00:27:30.720 --> 00:27:31.279
<v Speaker 2>weeks of later.

561
00:27:31.359 --> 00:27:32.279
<v Speaker 10>What do you want to picture of me?

562
00:27:32.319 --> 00:27:34.240
<v Speaker 2>A rabbi and six drunk and long stom I would

563
00:27:34.240 --> 00:27:35.799
<v Speaker 2>just dig you in a nursing home closer to us.

564
00:27:35.839 --> 00:27:38.039
<v Speaker 5>I don't have to drive, take down, drink another six pack.

565
00:27:39.359 --> 00:27:41.920
<v Speaker 1>You ever go on a trip with a friend, Do

566
00:27:42.079 --> 00:27:43.240
<v Speaker 1>I a male friend?

567
00:27:44.559 --> 00:27:46.799
<v Speaker 2>Just the two of us, just the two of you? No,

568
00:27:46.880 --> 00:27:48.960
<v Speaker 2>I don't think so. So you haven't done it naked,

569
00:27:49.039 --> 00:27:50.240
<v Speaker 2>then I guess clearly not.

570
00:27:50.680 --> 00:27:52.960
<v Speaker 1>Two pals are causing a bit of a stir. They're

571
00:27:53.079 --> 00:27:58.359
<v Speaker 1>on a six day tandem bike ride, both completely naked. Oh,

572
00:27:58.359 --> 00:28:02.440
<v Speaker 1>this is in the UK. They wanted to see some

573
00:28:02.559 --> 00:28:05.039
<v Speaker 1>natural beauty across the southwest of England.

574
00:28:05.519 --> 00:28:08.400
<v Speaker 2>More like they want to see some natural booty. Oh,

575
00:28:08.440 --> 00:28:12.119
<v Speaker 2>it's not. It's a male and a female. Oh that changes.

576
00:28:12.359 --> 00:28:14.400
<v Speaker 2>Have you ever gone on a trip with a female

577
00:28:14.519 --> 00:28:19.400
<v Speaker 2>friend naked? My wife? But you guys don't do the

578
00:28:19.480 --> 00:28:24.119
<v Speaker 2>naked stuff in public? Probably? Probably not.

579
00:28:24.240 --> 00:28:26.319
<v Speaker 3>Well, I'm not closing the door on love, but I'm

580
00:28:26.359 --> 00:28:27.519
<v Speaker 3>just saying we haven't yet.

581
00:28:27.720 --> 00:28:31.480
<v Speaker 2>Number five for five, I have five rules. We beg

582
00:28:32.920 --> 00:28:36.240
<v Speaker 2>five little geese. This is the year five point five.

583
00:28:37.359 --> 00:28:41.359
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, would be a favorite. Loose five pounds immediately.

584
00:28:41.480 --> 00:28:43.839
<v Speaker 3>There's one line in this whole thing that makes me

585
00:28:43.960 --> 00:28:48.839
<v Speaker 3>laugh the loudest. Have you ever heard of Vegandale, Deborah,

586
00:28:48.839 --> 00:28:54.400
<v Speaker 3>this might be for you. Vegandale is a longtime event

587
00:28:54.599 --> 00:28:56.880
<v Speaker 3>that's been run in New York City for a time.

588
00:28:57.240 --> 00:28:57.599
<v Speaker 9>Uh.

589
00:28:58.319 --> 00:29:02.000
<v Speaker 3>It's an eight city rough repping bonanza that spans the

590
00:29:02.119 --> 00:29:04.599
<v Speaker 3>US and Canada, and the New York City leg of

591
00:29:04.680 --> 00:29:07.839
<v Speaker 3>vegan Dale happened this last Saturday at City Field, the

592
00:29:07.880 --> 00:29:10.799
<v Speaker 3>home of your New York Mets. Thousands of people showed

593
00:29:10.880 --> 00:29:13.240
<v Speaker 3>up to visit the two hundred plus vendors and rock

594
00:29:13.319 --> 00:29:17.200
<v Speaker 3>out to a bunch of music, et cetera. However, they're

595
00:29:17.200 --> 00:29:21.440
<v Speaker 3>calling this the vegan Fire Festival because those vegans were

596
00:29:21.440 --> 00:29:23.319
<v Speaker 3>all met with a massive line at the entrance. There

597
00:29:23.319 --> 00:29:26.039
<v Speaker 3>were too few metal detectors. There was a lengthy process

598
00:29:26.079 --> 00:29:29.880
<v Speaker 3>of get tickets. The four lines became a massive crowd.

599
00:29:30.000 --> 00:29:33.160
<v Speaker 3>One attendee complained that there were only two staff to

600
00:29:33.200 --> 00:29:35.799
<v Speaker 3>control the crowd that had grown to encompass the entire

601
00:29:35.880 --> 00:29:40.319
<v Speaker 3>exterior of City Field. Those who were likely to get

602
00:29:40.359 --> 00:29:43.279
<v Speaker 3>in couldn't find any shade, they couldn't find any seating,

603
00:29:43.400 --> 00:29:46.759
<v Speaker 3>and it was eighty four degrees and moist, and others

604
00:29:46.799 --> 00:29:50.279
<v Speaker 3>reported there was a shortage of toilet paper.

605
00:29:51.079 --> 00:29:52.680
<v Speaker 2>See how popular though being.

606
00:29:52.559 --> 00:29:55.799
<v Speaker 1>A vegan is, oh yeah, especially with is you got

607
00:29:55.839 --> 00:29:58.039
<v Speaker 1>to bring extra You got to bring your own recreational

608
00:29:58.039 --> 00:29:58.720
<v Speaker 1>toilet paper.

609
00:29:58.759 --> 00:30:02.559
<v Speaker 2>Here's number four. It's probably on his fourth tranquilizer by now.

610
00:30:05.400 --> 00:30:07.119
<v Speaker 2>This isn't the same world you left four years.

611
00:30:08.160 --> 00:30:10.519
<v Speaker 3>You know, when you're out of your business, TPE, you

612
00:30:10.559 --> 00:30:11.920
<v Speaker 3>go to recreational right.

613
00:30:11.960 --> 00:30:15.000
<v Speaker 1>If you're putting down that many garbonzobeans, man, you've got

614
00:30:15.039 --> 00:30:15.839
<v Speaker 1>to come prepared.

615
00:30:15.880 --> 00:30:17.200
<v Speaker 2>And I love Garbonzobeans.

616
00:30:17.200 --> 00:30:20.359
<v Speaker 1>Aren't they delicious? I love them in a salad which

617
00:30:20.440 --> 00:30:21.960
<v Speaker 1>I haven't had in a week and a half.

618
00:30:22.079 --> 00:30:25.160
<v Speaker 2>I love them. I'm mixed up with spices and called hummus.

619
00:30:25.160 --> 00:30:31.519
<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, oh yeah, easy.

620
00:30:30.240 --> 00:30:32.480
<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna eat toilet paper on Aisle four.

621
00:30:34.000 --> 00:30:38.279
<v Speaker 1>Archaeologists in Poland have been flabbergasted after discovering the remains

622
00:30:38.279 --> 00:30:42.559
<v Speaker 1>of vampire children, one of which was decapitated to allegedly

623
00:30:42.599 --> 00:30:45.880
<v Speaker 1>prevent them from rising from the grave. It is a

624
00:30:45.920 --> 00:30:51.240
<v Speaker 1>burial that clearly shows the signs of anti vampire practices.

625
00:30:51.400 --> 00:30:53.960
<v Speaker 3>Steak through the heart or something like that, or outside

626
00:30:54.000 --> 00:30:57.839
<v Speaker 3>of the decapitation. I don't know, Hey, Jacob, I'm going

627
00:30:57.920 --> 00:30:59.799
<v Speaker 3>to say something. We can add it to the mix

628
00:31:00.079 --> 00:31:03.480
<v Speaker 3>later for post production. Ready, I'm gonna amend my joke. Ready,

629
00:31:04.119 --> 00:31:08.799
<v Speaker 3>I'm gonna need some toilet paper on Aisle two. Stat

630
00:31:09.519 --> 00:31:11.000
<v Speaker 3>there's a poop joke. Here's number three.

631
00:31:11.160 --> 00:31:14.480
<v Speaker 2>Three shall be the count and the number of the counting?

632
00:31:14.599 --> 00:31:18.119
<v Speaker 2>Shall it be three within three hours? I get it.

633
00:31:18.200 --> 00:31:21.599
<v Speaker 2>It's just kind of like three like an eight year old.

634
00:31:21.640 --> 00:31:21.839
<v Speaker 8>Three.

635
00:31:24.480 --> 00:31:26.680
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, is a little bit brow.

636
00:31:29.960 --> 00:31:34.839
<v Speaker 3>The hoi ho, which means noise shouter in uh I

637
00:31:34.920 --> 00:31:38.960
<v Speaker 3>believe some sort of New Zealand native language, is now

638
00:31:39.440 --> 00:31:42.000
<v Speaker 3>the bird of the year in New Zealand.

639
00:31:42.039 --> 00:31:43.759
<v Speaker 2>Oh tell me about this bird? What does it look like?

640
00:31:43.880 --> 00:31:47.880
<v Speaker 2>Yellow eyed penguin? Do we know what it sounds like? Yeah?

641
00:31:48.799 --> 00:31:50.079
<v Speaker 2>Oh that's yeah.

642
00:31:52.160 --> 00:31:55.920
<v Speaker 3>Uh noise shouter in Maori, because of its shrill call,

643
00:31:56.000 --> 00:31:58.640
<v Speaker 3>lives along parts of South Island's east coast and the

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<v Speaker 3>sub Antarctic Auk Islands. And the thing is, they said

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<v Speaker 3>it smells like fish. Oh, well, because it eats the fish.

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<v Speaker 2>Here's number two. What's going on you too? There's two

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<v Speaker 2>sons and no women.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, this is just some of the things that

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<v Speaker 3>happened in Thailand. Sixty four year old woman in Bangkok

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<v Speaker 3>was stewing dishes at her home.

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<v Speaker 2>She said she feels a sharp pain in her thighs.

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<v Speaker 1>She looks down and she sees a huge python taking.

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<v Speaker 2>Hold of her. Why do we have video of.

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<v Speaker 1>This woman in the aftermath of her being squeezed to

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<v Speaker 1>within an inch of her life by a giant python.

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<v Speaker 3>She was there for an hour and a half while

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<v Speaker 3>this thing was squeezing her. It's amazing that she's She's

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<v Speaker 3>still alive sixty four years old too.

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<v Speaker 2>Here's number one, weird, number one, number one.

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<v Speaker 9>We're number one, Ben.

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<v Speaker 8>Number one.

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<v Speaker 2>Are you the number one row?

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<v Speaker 11>Number one?

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<v Speaker 1>Number one?

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<v Speaker 2>Man.

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<v Speaker 3>I've used a lot of euphemisms for this in my life,

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<v Speaker 3>but I've never heard of sanding the paint roller.

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<v Speaker 1>That's a good one. I was just standing the paint roller.

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<v Speaker 1>I wasn't doing anything untoward with my own parts.

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<v Speaker 3>The guy in the UK charge with a single count

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<v Speaker 3>of masturbatory activities in public under section forty five two

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<v Speaker 3>se of the Criminal Law Act of twenty seventeen.

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<v Speaker 2>What a wanker? Get it?

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<v Speaker 3>A video recording of the interview with the alleged injured party,

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<v Speaker 3>a sixteen year old who happened to be seeing all

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<v Speaker 3>of this. She was walking to school when she saw

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<v Speaker 3>this guy doing whatever he was doing.

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<v Speaker 2>His defense was, I wasn't doing that.

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<v Speaker 3>I was simply sanding the paint roller that I was

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<v Speaker 3>holding between my legs.

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<v Speaker 2>Can we use that moving forward every time this comes up,

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<v Speaker 2>standing the paint roller. Yeah, that's kind of fun. I mean,

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<v Speaker 2>it's very innocuous.

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<v Speaker 3>We're going to have to try to remember it. That's

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<v Speaker 3>the thing. There's so many others that are already floating

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<v Speaker 3>in my head.

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<v Speaker 1>Well I don't have that problem, so I'll go ahead

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<v Speaker 1>and remember sanding the paint roller.

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you. I appreciate you take sharing the burden with me.

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<v Speaker 2>That's what Levitica says. Have fun in Pittsburgh. Hey, thanks,

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<v Speaker 2>I can't wait to go home.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, I'm really excited for the game, but I'm

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<v Speaker 1>really excited to.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, get home. Yeah, all right. You've been listening

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<v Speaker 2>to The Gary and Shannon Show.

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