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<v Speaker 1>It's the fuck that to the day we make you

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<v Speaker 1>look smart in front of your buddies. It's the funk

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<v Speaker 1>that to the day.

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<v Speaker 2>A little something football. I'm in a good football mood

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<v Speaker 2>right now. Okay, it's good. The Saints kind of got

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<v Speaker 2>their ass kicked, but Bill's and Texans with wins over

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<v Speaker 2>the weekend. It's got me feeling good again.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay.

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<v Speaker 2>I like football right now. I like yeah, I like

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<v Speaker 2>football right now. The forty two NFL players with the

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<v Speaker 2>most points in their careers are all kickers. The forty

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<v Speaker 2>third highest scoring player non kicker, and he guesses Alex

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<v Speaker 2>who is Jerry Rice? Yeah, of course a wide receiver,

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<v Speaker 2>but yeah, the forty two people in front of him,

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<v Speaker 2>the highest scorers at players all kickers. A second a

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<v Speaker 2>zepto second is a trillion if of a billion if

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<v Speaker 2>of a second fuck season. Who Yeah, it's the smallest

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<v Speaker 2>unit of time ever measured. And uh and that's all

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<v Speaker 2>the time Chili needs, yeah for things. How Chili, you

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<v Speaker 2>would have told that joke about yourself. I feel comfortable

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<v Speaker 2>with that.

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<v Speaker 1>One.

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<v Speaker 2>Lawrence of Arabia is over two hundred and twenty minutes long.

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<v Speaker 2>The only shot of anybody in this room. Maybe even

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<v Speaker 2>getting a whiff of Lawrence of Arabia would be hell.

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<v Speaker 2>And I'm thinking you didn't see it. You know the

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<v Speaker 2>movie though, you know the movie. It's like this epic

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<v Speaker 2>like Gladiator, like millions of extras on the battlefield, that

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<v Speaker 2>type of thing. Lawrence of Arabia two hundred and twenty

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<v Speaker 2>minutes long. It doesn't have a single line of dialogue

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<v Speaker 2>spoken by even one woman.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh that's neat.

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<v Speaker 2>That's why hell didn't see any boycotted in.

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<v Speaker 1>It's the fun back to the day. We make you

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<v Speaker 1>look smart in front of your buddies. It's the fun

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<v Speaker 1>back to the day.