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Speaker 2: next Sunday fun Day with our very own Taco Bob.
Speaker 1: I'm looking at the place right now, Mullets Sports Bar.
Speaker 1: You're already there in Claremont. No, no, no, I'm looking online.
Speaker 1: It's gonna be a good time out there. We're out
Speaker 1: there with surfs I and Vodka doing a Summer of
Speaker 1: Rock ticket blitz every fifteen minutes, tickets for shows like
Speaker 1: I don't know, Volbeat, Coheedon, Camria, Steak Figure. I'm telling you,
Speaker 1: come on out, Mullets Sports Bar.
Speaker 2: What time on Sunday in Claremont?
Speaker 1: Noon to two? Okay, unless I get an email letter
Speaker 1: that says, hey, we don't confused, noon to two this Sunday.
Speaker 1: Let's do it all right?
Speaker 3: You remembering a hole. We're gonna get crazy.
Speaker 2: Remember earlier in the week we had the story about
Speaker 2: the guy named Loony Toon who was on the run
Speaker 2: from police. He's been apprehend by the way to rack
Speaker 2: up that story there, Okay, just when we thought that
Speaker 2: was put to bed, say hello to thirty four year
Speaker 2: old Patches Magic Beans. How does this happen. Patches magic
Speaker 2: Beans is from Heartland, Wisconsin.
Speaker 1: I'm telling you, if you go and and I know
Speaker 1: you researched beyond belief for all these idiotologies, but if
Speaker 1: you search these people changed their name to that, there's
Speaker 1: no way unless he was born with psoriasis or ezema
Speaker 1: that they're naming him Patches.
Speaker 2: Patches magic Beans. Yeah, he is from Wisconsin. However, over
Speaker 2: this past weekend he was over in Minnesota driving apparently
Speaker 2: under the influence of hallucinogenic mushrooms. Who would have thought, well,
Speaker 2: the officer that was following the thirty four year old
Speaker 2: Patches magic Beans kind of thought something was up when
Speaker 2: he saw the swerving going on about ten till four
Speaker 2: in the afternoon as Patches was headed towards the Lafayette Tunnel,
Speaker 2: which is north of Two Harbors, Michigan. This is when
Speaker 2: he began swerving even more, hit a curb. The van
Speaker 2: that he was in, hit a curb curb, several traffic
Speaker 2: cones just underneath the tunnel, and then hit a scissor
Speaker 2: lift that had some workers on top working on some
Speaker 2: lights that were in the tunnel, knocking the scissor lift,
Speaker 2: leaving one of the tunnel workers hanging on for dear
Speaker 2: life like this, you know, like on the monkey bars.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, like you see in the movies as the
Speaker 2: van flipped over and rolled multiple times before coming to
Speaker 2: a stop and Patches gets us.
Speaker 3: So the long straine trip it's been.
Speaker 2: And the police are you know, there to witness this
Speaker 2: whole thing. They said he was obviously showing signs of
Speaker 2: some sort of impairment. His eyes were blown, and he
Speaker 2: became combative with rescue workers as they tried to remove
Speaker 2: him from his vehicle. They say magic Beans was saying
Speaker 2: things that did not make sense and appeared to be
Speaker 2: engaging with things in the air that were not actually there. Yeah,
Speaker 2: they did not smell alcohol, but they believed magic Beans
Speaker 2: was impaired by a controlled substance. They later found what
Speaker 2: authorities believed to be psilocybin mushrooms in the vehicle.
Speaker 3: You can get those anywhere nowadays.
Speaker 2: Magic Beans said he did not remember the construction zone,
Speaker 2: and the last thing you remember was driving in another town,
Speaker 2: which was about an hour away from where the crash happened.
Speaker 2: He did later on, though, admit that he had been
Speaker 2: dosing and well, yeah, he had been forging, forcing or
Speaker 2: forging for mushrooms on his own for personal use.
Speaker 1: Well, he's not a microdosing, by the way. When he's dosing,
Speaker 1: that dude is macro. Think if he hit the side
Speaker 1: of the tunnel so hard in his magic being bus
Speaker 1: that he busted the water.
Speaker 3: You know what I'm getting at. Like you've driven in
Speaker 3: those tunnels.
Speaker 1: I've been in a car with you when you're driving
Speaker 1: a tunnel belite, beneath a river or a body of water.
Speaker 2: I'm not real familiar with the Highway sixty one Lafayett
Speaker 2: tunnel if that's under a body of water or through
Speaker 2: a mountain or something.
Speaker 3: But I'm thinking of you really pierced it, you know.
Speaker 2: God, And again, all I think is movies, Looney Tune, Patches,
Speaker 2: magic Beans.
Speaker 1: This one, Patches is completely normal. We're the crazy ones. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: you have the mushroom.
Speaker 2: Keep telling yourself that, sir man.
Speaker 1: Since said my grandpa's name was Pockets. Okay, I'm wondering
Speaker 1: why I can't read that one. That's for darn sure.
Speaker 2: What in the hell is going on at the Jersey
Speaker 2: Shore Yesterday we had the story of a swimmer being
Speaker 2: impaled by a needlefish. Yeah, and now we've got a
Speaker 2: New Jersey lifeguard that was impaled by a six foot umbrella.
Speaker 2: Now we've seen this happen before, even locally, Yeah, with
Speaker 2: a umbrella going airborne, but that does not sound to
Speaker 2: be the or seem to be the case with this situation.
Speaker 2: This was in Asbury Park Beach.
Speaker 3: That my wife is right near there right now.
Speaker 2: The first responders showed up and had to cut the pole,
Speaker 2: oh god, which was around an inch in diameter at
Speaker 2: both ends, with a handsauce so the young woman could
Speaker 2: fit in an ambulance. The lifeguard had a six foot
Speaker 2: umbrella pole that entered into her left armpit and exited
Speaker 2: out the left side of her back. The woman is
Speaker 2: believed about nineteen or twenty years old. The fellow lifeguards
Speaker 2: provided first day before the fire department in ems Rod.
Speaker 2: They rushed her to the Jersey Shore University Medical Center.
Speaker 2: Rescuers said the lifeguard remained alert and conscious. Did she
Speaker 2: fall off her lifeguards stand? There's one of two things
Speaker 2: that happened. It's not clear exactly how she became impaled.
Speaker 2: Some reports say when knocked her off the lifeguard stand
Speaker 2: and she fell on top of the pole. Others say
Speaker 2: she was impaled while sitting on the stand. Oh she
Speaker 2: fell off. I'm telling you, when I tried out for lifeguarding,
Speaker 2: I'm ten percent lifeguard. By the way, when I tried out,
Speaker 2: there's certain things you had to watch out for. You
Speaker 2: know why I didn't do it because about maybe halfway
Speaker 2: out on the swim, because you got to swim all
Speaker 2: the way out, swim back in. I looked over, man,
Speaker 2: everybody's lapping me. Do I really want to say? People?
Speaker 3: And I turned around got quit.
Speaker 2: I thought you were gonna say they were gonna require
Speaker 2: you to be there for eight hours. It was a
Speaker 2: long dass numburn too the fun.
Speaker 1: Hey, thank you all you lifeguards for keeping people safe
Speaker 1: and out of the rip current.
Speaker 2: The fire chief that responded to the incident was there
Speaker 2: had some some helpful reminders for beach goers to remember
Speaker 2: to make sure umbrellas are secure in the sand and
Speaker 2: always carry them with the point down. Yeah, says kind
Speaker 2: of same rule of scissors. Yeah, dude, you don't want
Speaker 2: to take an eye out of that, right speech umbrella? No,
Speaker 2: we had one here in Bevarre right, somebody got them
Speaker 2: paled ardervolutions. I definitely remember that. That girl's never gonna
Speaker 2: use Toyoda at the same.
Speaker 1: Oh this yeah, wow, I mean right through pet if
Speaker 1: it goes in here and you said out of the back,
Speaker 1: poor girl.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they had to cut it down so she could
Speaker 2: fit in the ambulance. You're gonna get that extended as well.
Speaker 1: You don't want the bad up of having an umbrella
Speaker 1: open inside of a contained vehicle.
Speaker 3: That's just like opening an umbrella in doors.
Speaker 2: Or they'd have to hang it out the back and
Speaker 2: that would create like a parachute drag type situation.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, then named Butch from New Jersey.
Speaker 2: Hey, the old pull my finger deal. We all know
Speaker 2: what that is.
Speaker 1: Can I just show you a text? Do not even
Speaker 1: attempt to read this back. We're not on Facebook live
Speaker 1: right now right now.
Speaker 2: Two two five two six is our text line, which
Speaker 2: is always interesting. Got you guys and ladies, keep us quite.
Speaker 1: These people are on fire today, listeners. We love you
Speaker 1: people that are sending these texts in I bet that's
Speaker 1: the same one who said patches as normal. We're all
Speaker 1: a crazy one.
Speaker 2: Wow.
Speaker 3: That last one was abaute, wasn't it.
Speaker 2: A police officer in England might lose his job after
Speaker 2: he asked a female coworker to pull his finger. He's
Speaker 2: now dealing with a disciplinary review to decide if he
Speaker 2: should be fired for what he did or not. Get
Speaker 2: this this happened. The initial incident happened in twenty twenty one.
Speaker 2: So he walks up to the female co worker says,
Speaker 2: pull my finger. She says she knew exactly what he
Speaker 2: was planning to do, so she told him to go away.
Speaker 2: But at that point he immediately spun around and then
Speaker 2: stood on his toes and let loose six inches away
Speaker 2: from her face and then laughed about it. Clearly, it
Speaker 2: takes four years to review an incident like this to
Speaker 2: decide on what, if any kind of discipline should be.
Speaker 1: I know, in twenty twenty one it was the times
Speaker 1: where you know, everybody's real sensitive.
Speaker 2: But I'm with her.
Speaker 1: You don't fart in somebody's face six inches away right after.
Speaker 2: You got to have at least a console between you
Speaker 2: and your victim.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I know exactly what you're talking about here,
Speaker 1: you and I. No the Uh that's right after COVID
Speaker 1: tiss she could have yeah, claimed the COVID fart?
Speaker 2: Yeah, can you spread COVID with farts? Uh? That's that's
Speaker 2: that is a valid question. That's a valid question, I guarantee.
Speaker 2: I mean it's a it's yeah, I would think. I mean,
Speaker 2: you're washing your hands until the skin fell off.
Speaker 1: Yeah, wearing gloves and masks and huh so, how many
Speaker 1: years of bad luck do you get enough from umbrella opens?
Speaker 2: Will? I'm paled through your body? Right? Exactly? A boy,
Speaker 2: what a well rounded idiotology this has been.
Speaker 3: Huh well w J R R.
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