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<v Speaker 1>Linch Taco.

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<v Speaker 2>This is Orlando's rock station one O one one w

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<v Speaker 2>j r R. This hour brought to you by our

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<v Speaker 2>next Sunday fun Day with our very own Taco Bob.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm looking at the place right now, Mullets Sports Bar.

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<v Speaker 1>You're already there in Claremont. No, no, no, I'm looking online.

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<v Speaker 1>It's gonna be a good time out there. We're out

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<v Speaker 1>there with surfs I and Vodka doing a Summer of

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<v Speaker 1>Rock ticket blitz every fifteen minutes, tickets for shows like

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know, Volbeat, Coheedon, Camria, Steak Figure. I'm telling you,

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<v Speaker 1>come on out, Mullets Sports Bar.

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<v Speaker 2>What time on Sunday in Claremont?

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<v Speaker 1>Noon to two? Okay, unless I get an email letter

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<v Speaker 1>that says, hey, we don't confused, noon to two this Sunday.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's do it all right?

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<v Speaker 3>You remembering a hole. We're gonna get crazy.

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<v Speaker 2>Remember earlier in the week we had the story about

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<v Speaker 2>the guy named Loony Toon who was on the run

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<v Speaker 2>from police. He's been apprehend by the way to rack

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<v Speaker 2>up that story there, Okay, just when we thought that

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<v Speaker 2>was put to bed, say hello to thirty four year

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<v Speaker 2>old Patches Magic Beans. How does this happen. Patches magic

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<v Speaker 2>Beans is from Heartland, Wisconsin.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm telling you, if you go and and I know

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<v Speaker 1>you researched beyond belief for all these idiotologies, but if

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<v Speaker 1>you search these people changed their name to that, there's

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<v Speaker 1>no way unless he was born with psoriasis or ezema

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<v Speaker 1>that they're naming him Patches.

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<v Speaker 2>Patches magic Beans. Yeah, he is from Wisconsin. However, over

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<v Speaker 2>this past weekend he was over in Minnesota driving apparently

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<v Speaker 2>under the influence of hallucinogenic mushrooms. Who would have thought, well,

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<v Speaker 2>the officer that was following the thirty four year old

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<v Speaker 2>Patches magic Beans kind of thought something was up when

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<v Speaker 2>he saw the swerving going on about ten till four

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<v Speaker 2>in the afternoon as Patches was headed towards the Lafayette Tunnel,

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<v Speaker 2>which is north of Two Harbors, Michigan. This is when

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<v Speaker 2>he began swerving even more, hit a curb. The van

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<v Speaker 2>that he was in, hit a curb curb, several traffic

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<v Speaker 2>cones just underneath the tunnel, and then hit a scissor

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<v Speaker 2>lift that had some workers on top working on some

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<v Speaker 2>lights that were in the tunnel, knocking the scissor lift,

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<v Speaker 2>leaving one of the tunnel workers hanging on for dear

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<v Speaker 2>life like this, you know, like on the monkey bars.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, like you see in the movies as the

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<v Speaker 2>van flipped over and rolled multiple times before coming to

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<v Speaker 2>a stop and Patches gets us.

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<v Speaker 3>So the long straine trip it's been.

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<v Speaker 2>And the police are you know, there to witness this

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<v Speaker 2>whole thing. They said he was obviously showing signs of

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<v Speaker 2>some sort of impairment. His eyes were blown, and he

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<v Speaker 2>became combative with rescue workers as they tried to remove

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<v Speaker 2>him from his vehicle. They say magic Beans was saying

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<v Speaker 2>things that did not make sense and appeared to be

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<v Speaker 2>engaging with things in the air that were not actually there. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>they did not smell alcohol, but they believed magic Beans

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<v Speaker 2>was impaired by a controlled substance. They later found what

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<v Speaker 2>authorities believed to be psilocybin mushrooms in the vehicle.

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<v Speaker 3>You can get those anywhere nowadays.

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<v Speaker 2>Magic Beans said he did not remember the construction zone,

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<v Speaker 2>and the last thing you remember was driving in another town,

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<v Speaker 2>which was about an hour away from where the crash happened.

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<v Speaker 2>He did later on, though, admit that he had been

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<v Speaker 2>dosing and well, yeah, he had been forging, forcing or

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<v Speaker 2>forging for mushrooms on his own for personal use.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, he's not a microdosing, by the way. When he's dosing,

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<v Speaker 1>that dude is macro. Think if he hit the side

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<v Speaker 1>of the tunnel so hard in his magic being bus

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<v Speaker 1>that he busted the water.

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<v Speaker 3>You know what I'm getting at. Like you've driven in

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<v Speaker 3>those tunnels.

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<v Speaker 1>I've been in a car with you when you're driving

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<v Speaker 1>a tunnel belite, beneath a river or a body of water.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not real familiar with the Highway sixty one Lafayett

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<v Speaker 2>tunnel if that's under a body of water or through

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<v Speaker 2>a mountain or something.

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<v Speaker 3>But I'm thinking of you really pierced it, you know.

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<v Speaker 2>God, And again, all I think is movies, Looney Tune, Patches,

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<v Speaker 2>magic Beans.

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<v Speaker 1>This one, Patches is completely normal. We're the crazy ones. Yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>you have the mushroom.

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<v Speaker 2>Keep telling yourself that, sir man.

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<v Speaker 1>Since said my grandpa's name was Pockets. Okay, I'm wondering

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<v Speaker 1>why I can't read that one. That's for darn sure.

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<v Speaker 2>What in the hell is going on at the Jersey

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<v Speaker 2>Shore Yesterday we had the story of a swimmer being

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<v Speaker 2>impaled by a needlefish. Yeah, and now we've got a

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<v Speaker 2>New Jersey lifeguard that was impaled by a six foot umbrella.

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<v Speaker 2>Now we've seen this happen before, even locally, Yeah, with

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<v Speaker 2>a umbrella going airborne, but that does not sound to

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<v Speaker 2>be the or seem to be the case with this situation.

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<v Speaker 2>This was in Asbury Park Beach.

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<v Speaker 3>That my wife is right near there right now.

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<v Speaker 2>The first responders showed up and had to cut the pole,

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<v Speaker 2>oh god, which was around an inch in diameter at

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<v Speaker 2>both ends, with a handsauce so the young woman could

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<v Speaker 2>fit in an ambulance. The lifeguard had a six foot

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<v Speaker 2>umbrella pole that entered into her left armpit and exited

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<v Speaker 2>out the left side of her back. The woman is

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<v Speaker 2>believed about nineteen or twenty years old. The fellow lifeguards

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<v Speaker 2>provided first day before the fire department in ems Rod.

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<v Speaker 2>They rushed her to the Jersey Shore University Medical Center.

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<v Speaker 2>Rescuers said the lifeguard remained alert and conscious. Did she

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<v Speaker 2>fall off her lifeguards stand? There's one of two things

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<v Speaker 2>that happened. It's not clear exactly how she became impaled.

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<v Speaker 2>Some reports say when knocked her off the lifeguard stand

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<v Speaker 2>and she fell on top of the pole. Others say

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<v Speaker 2>she was impaled while sitting on the stand. Oh she

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<v Speaker 2>fell off. I'm telling you, when I tried out for lifeguarding,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm ten percent lifeguard. By the way, when I tried out,

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<v Speaker 2>there's certain things you had to watch out for. You

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<v Speaker 2>know why I didn't do it because about maybe halfway

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<v Speaker 2>out on the swim, because you got to swim all

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<v Speaker 2>the way out, swim back in. I looked over, man,

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<v Speaker 2>everybody's lapping me. Do I really want to say? People?

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<v Speaker 3>And I turned around got quit.

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<v Speaker 2>I thought you were gonna say they were gonna require

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<v Speaker 2>you to be there for eight hours. It was a

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<v Speaker 2>long dass numburn too the fun.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, thank you all you lifeguards for keeping people safe

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<v Speaker 1>and out of the rip current.

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<v Speaker 2>The fire chief that responded to the incident was there

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<v Speaker 2>had some some helpful reminders for beach goers to remember

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<v Speaker 2>to make sure umbrellas are secure in the sand and

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<v Speaker 2>always carry them with the point down. Yeah, says kind

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<v Speaker 2>of same rule of scissors. Yeah, dude, you don't want

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<v Speaker 2>to take an eye out of that, right speech umbrella? No,

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<v Speaker 2>we had one here in Bevarre right, somebody got them

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<v Speaker 2>paled ardervolutions. I definitely remember that. That girl's never gonna

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<v Speaker 2>use Toyoda at the same.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh this yeah, wow, I mean right through pet if

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<v Speaker 1>it goes in here and you said out of the back,

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<v Speaker 1>poor girl.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, they had to cut it down so she could

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<v Speaker 2>fit in the ambulance. You're gonna get that extended as well.

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<v Speaker 1>You don't want the bad up of having an umbrella

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<v Speaker 1>open inside of a contained vehicle.

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<v Speaker 3>That's just like opening an umbrella in doors.

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<v Speaker 2>Or they'd have to hang it out the back and

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<v Speaker 2>that would create like a parachute drag type situation.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, okay, then named Butch from New Jersey.

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<v Speaker 2>Hey, the old pull my finger deal. We all know

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<v Speaker 2>what that is.

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<v Speaker 1>Can I just show you a text? Do not even

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<v Speaker 1>attempt to read this back. We're not on Facebook live

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<v Speaker 1>right now right now.

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<v Speaker 2>Two two five two six is our text line, which

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<v Speaker 2>is always interesting. Got you guys and ladies, keep us quite.

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<v Speaker 1>These people are on fire today, listeners. We love you

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<v Speaker 1>people that are sending these texts in I bet that's

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<v Speaker 1>the same one who said patches as normal. We're all

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<v Speaker 1>a crazy one.

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<v Speaker 2>Wow.

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<v Speaker 3>That last one was abaute, wasn't it.

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<v Speaker 2>A police officer in England might lose his job after

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<v Speaker 2>he asked a female coworker to pull his finger. He's

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<v Speaker 2>now dealing with a disciplinary review to decide if he

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<v Speaker 2>should be fired for what he did or not. Get

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<v Speaker 2>this this happened. The initial incident happened in twenty twenty one.

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<v Speaker 2>So he walks up to the female co worker says,

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<v Speaker 2>pull my finger. She says she knew exactly what he

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<v Speaker 2>was planning to do, so she told him to go away.

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<v Speaker 2>But at that point he immediately spun around and then

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<v Speaker 2>stood on his toes and let loose six inches away

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<v Speaker 2>from her face and then laughed about it. Clearly, it

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<v Speaker 2>takes four years to review an incident like this to

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<v Speaker 2>decide on what, if any kind of discipline should be.

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<v Speaker 1>I know, in twenty twenty one it was the times

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<v Speaker 1>where you know, everybody's real sensitive.

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<v Speaker 2>But I'm with her.

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<v Speaker 1>You don't fart in somebody's face six inches away right after.

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<v Speaker 2>You got to have at least a console between you

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<v Speaker 2>and your victim.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, I know exactly what you're talking about here,

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<v Speaker 1>you and I. No the Uh that's right after COVID

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<v Speaker 1>tiss she could have yeah, claimed the COVID fart?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, can you spread COVID with farts? Uh? That's that's

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<v Speaker 2>that is a valid question. That's a valid question, I guarantee.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean it's a it's yeah, I would think. I mean,

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<v Speaker 2>you're washing your hands until the skin fell off.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, wearing gloves and masks and huh so, how many

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<v Speaker 1>years of bad luck do you get enough from umbrella opens?

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<v Speaker 2>Will? I'm paled through your body? Right? Exactly? A boy,

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<v Speaker 2>what a well rounded idiotology this has been.

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<v Speaker 3>Huh well w J R R.

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<v Speaker 2>We are Orlando.