1 00:00:00,440 --> 00:00:02,160 Speaker 1: Made a decision. 2 00:00:04,400 --> 00:00:15,199 Speaker 2: Face sunny sun, I had vision. It's two week. 3 00:00:15,320 --> 00:00:21,760 Speaker 1: Hey everybody, it's Friday. What's up, Stephanie? Uh not much? 4 00:00:23,879 --> 00:00:26,920 Speaker 3: Welcome to for crying out loud. Hey listen, let's say 5 00:00:26,960 --> 00:00:30,559 one thing. If you enjoy this show, let's not slow down. 6 00:00:30,679 --> 00:00:34,679 If you enjoy the show, tell a friend, tell a 7 00:00:34,719 --> 00:00:37,399 bunch of friends, Tell your sister in law, tell your 8 00:00:37,439 --> 00:00:41,759 brother in law, tell your ink, tell your everybody, people 9 00:00:41,840 --> 00:00:44,880 you work with, your boss, tell me like and these 10 00:00:44,960 --> 00:00:48,359 girls love to swear. They talk about parenting the way 11 00:00:48,439 --> 00:00:50,520 I like to talk about parents. The mind of a 12 00:00:50,560 --> 00:00:53,359 married woman. It's like you get to get inside of 13 00:00:53,679 --> 00:00:54,600 Remember that show. 14 00:00:54,479 --> 00:00:56,399 Speaker 1: On a Married Man? 15 00:00:56,520 --> 00:01:01,719 Speaker 3: Yeah, sucked, but look like we're you know, go subscribe 16 00:01:01,759 --> 00:01:06,159 and give us a nice five star rating. Yeah, oh Stephanie, 17 00:01:06,640 --> 00:01:09,000 you big star. Do I have to get baby Doll 18 00:01:09,079 --> 00:01:09,879 Dixon on the line. 19 00:01:10,239 --> 00:01:13,799 Speaker 1: I'm on my way. After I leave here, I'm going 20 00:01:13,879 --> 00:01:19,599 to be shooting the commercial. What I'm just kidable. 21 00:01:19,760 --> 00:01:21,560 Speaker 4: I didn't even get a call back. Here's what okay, 22 00:01:21,719 --> 00:01:27,000 here's what app okay got last week? Yes, I think 23 00:01:27,079 --> 00:01:28,920 I was was I going that Yes? Now I was 24 00:01:28,959 --> 00:01:29,560 going that day? 25 00:01:29,680 --> 00:01:30,200 Speaker 1: Yeah you were? 26 00:01:30,280 --> 00:01:33,480 Speaker 4: Because we recorded on Tuesday, and I had the commercial 27 00:01:33,640 --> 00:01:35,719 edition that after you out, and I said, break a leg. 28 00:01:36,000 --> 00:01:38,719 Speaker 1: Yeah, so I go home, I you know whatever, I 29 00:01:38,799 --> 00:01:39,239 get ready. 30 00:01:39,760 --> 00:01:42,719 Speaker 4: And as you know, if you remember last week me 31 00:01:42,799 --> 00:01:47,359 telling you the story the breakdown, said, uh, mid to 32 00:01:47,480 --> 00:01:52,359 late thirties Hispanic or ethnically ambiguous. 33 00:01:52,599 --> 00:01:55,439 Speaker 1: Okay, So I, like I told you, I asked my 34 00:01:55,560 --> 00:01:59,239 friend like Jewish in that ethic exactly, like I look like. 35 00:01:59,280 --> 00:02:02,799 Speaker 4: A Russian Jew. I've got pale skin, like dark hair. 36 00:02:03,079 --> 00:02:05,400 But that's as far as like the looking hispanic goes. 37 00:02:05,439 --> 00:02:08,039 It's just the dark hair. The rest of me looks white. 38 00:02:08,759 --> 00:02:12,199 So I dated a Russian Jew, by the way you did, Yeah, 39 00:02:12,479 --> 00:02:14,599 go ahead. He was the last guy I dated before Adam. 40 00:02:14,879 --> 00:02:18,719 Speaker 1: Really. Yeah. Was his name Flad? No, his name is Roman, 41 00:02:19,240 --> 00:02:22,199 Oh Roman, that sounds Italian, Yeah, I know, but his 42 00:02:22,319 --> 00:02:26,479 last name is I can't say it, Weinstein now it 43 00:02:26,599 --> 00:02:32,439 was it was along those lines Polanski. Too old for 44 00:02:32,479 --> 00:02:38,439 him anyway, Yeah, yeah, by like forty years. Okay. 45 00:02:38,639 --> 00:02:44,120 Speaker 4: So so I talked myself just to remind you, I 46 00:02:44,199 --> 00:02:46,719 had already had a talk with the company with my 47 00:02:46,879 --> 00:02:49,680 agent and said, like, look like, don't send me for 48 00:02:49,800 --> 00:02:51,520 stuff that I'm never going to have a chance of 49 00:02:51,599 --> 00:02:54,639 getting and they were like, totally feel you. And then 50 00:02:54,680 --> 00:02:57,360 they presented me with this one and I was like, okay, 51 00:02:57,439 --> 00:02:59,400 so I'm like twenty years too old for the mid 52 00:02:59,439 --> 00:03:03,439 toly thirties. Yeah, and I don't I'm not hispanic, but sure. 53 00:03:03,919 --> 00:03:05,520 So then they were like, are you going to go? 54 00:03:05,639 --> 00:03:07,560 And I said, yeah, I'll go. So I'd already committed 55 00:03:07,599 --> 00:03:10,520 myself to going, so now I gotta go. So but 56 00:03:11,560 --> 00:03:14,719 on the flip side, I was like, well, there's no sides. 57 00:03:15,639 --> 00:03:18,439 So sides for you that don't know is like a script, 58 00:03:18,680 --> 00:03:20,599 like nothing I have to memorize. So I was like, 59 00:03:20,680 --> 00:03:23,879 what the hell worst case scenario. It's a good story 60 00:03:23,960 --> 00:03:24,680 for for crying. 61 00:03:24,520 --> 00:03:27,280 Speaker 1: Out of course, right, yeah, I owe it to you guys. 62 00:03:27,439 --> 00:03:27,639 Speaker 2: Yeah. 63 00:03:27,719 --> 00:03:29,439 Speaker 3: And I thought it was funny too that you're like, 64 00:03:30,759 --> 00:03:32,759 I tell them, don't send me out for stuff that 65 00:03:32,800 --> 00:03:33,439 blah blah blah. 66 00:03:33,439 --> 00:03:34,680 Speaker 1: And then you're like and then they. 67 00:03:34,639 --> 00:03:36,360 Speaker 3: Said, call you for this and you don't want to 68 00:03:36,360 --> 00:03:39,000 sound difficult, yeah, and turn it down gong no. 69 00:03:39,280 --> 00:03:41,879 Speaker 1: This is like yeah, no, So I want to be right. 70 00:03:41,960 --> 00:03:43,960 Speaker 4: I guess if you think if they I mean, you know, 71 00:03:44,039 --> 00:03:47,479 they always they presented you like they requested you which 72 00:03:47,560 --> 00:03:50,919 is not true. Nobody's recalling going, hey, it's Stephanie Wilder 73 00:03:50,960 --> 00:03:52,879 Taylor available to be in this commercial. 74 00:03:53,120 --> 00:03:53,680 Speaker 1: That's not it. 75 00:03:54,159 --> 00:03:56,520 Speaker 4: What they're doing is all the agencies are sending them 76 00:03:56,639 --> 00:03:58,919 just headshots, and they're like, all right, we'll take her. 77 00:03:59,199 --> 00:04:01,719 You can send her her and and her in. They're 78 00:04:01,759 --> 00:04:04,120 looking at a picture. Yeah, maybe I look more hispanic 79 00:04:04,199 --> 00:04:04,759 in my picture. 80 00:04:04,960 --> 00:04:05,360 Speaker 1: I don't know. 81 00:04:05,759 --> 00:04:07,400 Speaker 4: First of all, as I told you, it's like a 82 00:04:07,479 --> 00:04:10,439 glamour shot. It's not a normal commercial headshot. 83 00:04:10,599 --> 00:04:12,639 Speaker 1: A nice beautiful brown eyes. 84 00:04:13,240 --> 00:04:15,919 Speaker 4: Yes, but it's very That picture is so doctored, like 85 00:04:16,120 --> 00:04:20,360 it's very uh them, it's from parnal discretion. 86 00:04:20,839 --> 00:04:22,240 Speaker 1: Oh with the lighting. 87 00:04:22,439 --> 00:04:25,920 Speaker 3: It looks glad on your LinkedIn page, that one I think, 88 00:04:26,000 --> 00:04:28,879 so yeah, yeah, yeah, it's it's not the one on 89 00:04:28,959 --> 00:04:29,759 your Twitter page. 90 00:04:30,839 --> 00:04:35,439 Speaker 1: I love that, yeah with my little kid. Okay, So anyway, 91 00:04:35,720 --> 00:04:37,639 I'm like, all right, so fine whatever, I'm going to 92 00:04:37,680 --> 00:04:38,800 go in on this. Now. 93 00:04:38,959 --> 00:04:41,800 Speaker 4: It's in Hollywood and it's at five pm, so we 94 00:04:41,920 --> 00:04:44,480 got some things working against it, but I have no 95 00:04:44,600 --> 00:04:46,959 other plans. So I'm trying to have a good attitude 96 00:04:47,000 --> 00:04:50,000 about it. Right, So I get there first of all. 97 00:04:50,480 --> 00:04:53,279 You know how when you're going somewhere and it's on 98 00:04:53,480 --> 00:04:57,360 Sunset Boulevard, but it could be, but I'm not sure 99 00:04:57,399 --> 00:05:00,480 at this point. Sometimes addresses can be tricky in La, 100 00:05:00,920 --> 00:05:02,600 like it could say Sunset and it could be like 101 00:05:02,839 --> 00:05:05,480 actually closer to the beach, but have the same address 102 00:05:05,600 --> 00:05:09,720 except for missing like the north Sunset. So I weighs 103 00:05:09,800 --> 00:05:11,920 it like four different times, trying to see if it'll 104 00:05:11,959 --> 00:05:12,959 give me a different location. 105 00:05:13,120 --> 00:05:15,319 Speaker 1: But it's the same. Look you're trying to helpe it's closer, 106 00:05:15,759 --> 00:05:16,240 so it's. 107 00:05:16,199 --> 00:05:20,160 Speaker 4: Sweet fifteen, Like let's just say it's fifteen twenty nine. 108 00:05:20,240 --> 00:05:22,040 It's something that sounds like it's going to be on 109 00:05:22,079 --> 00:05:22,959 the fifteenth floor. 110 00:05:23,399 --> 00:05:26,600 Speaker 1: So I get there. It's long drive, of course. I 111 00:05:26,680 --> 00:05:27,000 get there. 112 00:05:27,040 --> 00:05:29,800 Speaker 4: It's five o'clock. I'm looking for parking and at the building. 113 00:05:29,959 --> 00:05:32,120 I drive by the front of this building and it's 114 00:05:32,199 --> 00:05:33,319 a one story building. 115 00:05:33,720 --> 00:05:35,480 Speaker 1: So I'm like, oh no. 116 00:05:36,079 --> 00:05:37,839 Speaker 4: I'm like, you know, I'm having that thing in my 117 00:05:37,959 --> 00:05:40,560 stomach already where I'm like, this is this going to 118 00:05:40,639 --> 00:05:42,920 be in some other part of town but. 119 00:05:43,040 --> 00:05:45,120 Speaker 1: I've just never been here before. 120 00:05:45,160 --> 00:05:47,399 Speaker 4: But it's really in deep West Hollywood, but I'm in 121 00:05:47,480 --> 00:05:50,920 like East Hollywood, right, So I'm like, oh, my God. 122 00:05:51,240 --> 00:05:52,800 And then I'm already having that thing in my head 123 00:05:52,800 --> 00:05:56,000 where I'm like, can I just go home? But then 124 00:05:56,079 --> 00:05:58,160 I talk myself down from that because I'm like, don't 125 00:05:58,160 --> 00:06:01,839 be stupid, You're already here, right, Okay. So I find 126 00:06:01,959 --> 00:06:04,160 parking like a couple of blocks away at a meter. 127 00:06:05,240 --> 00:06:08,399 I walk back to the building and I see a 128 00:06:08,480 --> 00:06:12,040 bunch of people that look like actresses. Okay, So I'm like, okay, 129 00:06:12,240 --> 00:06:14,319 so I kind of follow them, and then I see 130 00:06:14,920 --> 00:06:19,360 randomly in this building there's just like a sweet fifteen 131 00:06:20,000 --> 00:06:22,800 blah blah blah, weird like out of nowhere, like there's 132 00:06:22,839 --> 00:06:25,199 no reason for it to be. It's not a big 133 00:06:25,360 --> 00:06:26,839 building or a big con anyway. 134 00:06:27,600 --> 00:06:28,240 Speaker 1: So I walk in. 135 00:06:28,639 --> 00:06:31,560 Speaker 4: There's I find the thing. I'm already patting myself on 136 00:06:31,639 --> 00:06:36,439 the back for. I've found the office where there are people, right, okay, yeah, 137 00:06:36,560 --> 00:06:40,879 you I walk in, it's all it looks like it's 138 00:06:40,920 --> 00:06:43,920 all Mexican people. It's like they might as well have 139 00:06:43,959 --> 00:06:47,480 been playing like tequila in the background. It's just a 140 00:06:47,759 --> 00:06:50,800 Mexican as far as the eye can see. And well, 141 00:06:50,959 --> 00:06:54,399 and it's kids too, a bunch of kids. So it's 142 00:06:54,879 --> 00:07:01,639 met very very non ethnically ambiguous, very Hispanic, clear women, 143 00:07:01,800 --> 00:07:04,639 very clear Hispanic women. And then there's a bunch of 144 00:07:04,720 --> 00:07:09,839 kids that are Hispanic or ethnically ambiguous but not white, 145 00:07:10,279 --> 00:07:13,240 like either they're all like half black and half half 146 00:07:13,360 --> 00:07:18,279 Mexican or they're like Asian and Hispanic. They're all like 147 00:07:19,199 --> 00:07:23,000 freaking adorable. But there's no way any of them could 148 00:07:23,040 --> 00:07:26,360 have been birthed from my loins. Like just no way, right, 149 00:07:26,439 --> 00:07:30,439 I mean none of these kids all super cute and 150 00:07:30,879 --> 00:07:32,759 all the kind of kids that you see in commercials, 151 00:07:32,920 --> 00:07:36,560 like kids with like amazing like super king of curly 152 00:07:36,639 --> 00:07:41,600 hair like, but nobody that's come from me, right, I mean, 153 00:07:41,759 --> 00:07:43,279 I couldn't look like more of. 154 00:07:43,319 --> 00:07:47,800 Speaker 1: A basic bitch at this just no flavor to me. God, 155 00:07:48,160 --> 00:07:50,680 you know what I mean? Yeah, well, I give you 156 00:07:50,800 --> 00:07:52,240 my sun tan spray. 157 00:07:54,480 --> 00:07:57,199 Speaker 4: So I go in there and I'm like I'm just 158 00:07:57,319 --> 00:07:59,120 kind of laughing to myself, like I was like, this 159 00:07:59,319 --> 00:07:59,959 is hilario. 160 00:08:00,879 --> 00:08:03,639 Speaker 1: This is so like okay, what what what was your hair? 161 00:08:03,839 --> 00:08:07,480 Your hair was fine? The straight iron I made my 162 00:08:07,560 --> 00:08:08,199 hair curly. 163 00:08:08,639 --> 00:08:09,920 Speaker 4: I'm going to show you a picture of what I 164 00:08:09,959 --> 00:08:11,639 did to my hair because I was like, I was like, 165 00:08:11,800 --> 00:08:14,160 I'm not going to try to make my hair really straight, 166 00:08:14,199 --> 00:08:15,279 because that's not work. 167 00:08:15,360 --> 00:08:18,079 Speaker 1: That's been working for me. So I got to show 168 00:08:18,079 --> 00:08:20,519 you a picture of me, and what were you wearing? 169 00:08:21,439 --> 00:08:22,839 I need to know what you look like. We need 170 00:08:22,879 --> 00:08:29,560 a visual of. Okay, so I was wearing Okay, here's hair. 171 00:08:31,079 --> 00:08:33,759 I love them. I love it. Though your hair looks 172 00:08:33,879 --> 00:08:37,639 really like curly that's not really curled. It with a 173 00:08:37,679 --> 00:08:38,120 curling iron. 174 00:08:38,159 --> 00:08:39,639 Speaker 4: So it just looked kind of like how people are 175 00:08:39,639 --> 00:08:42,399 wearing their hair these days, except for okay, if you 176 00:08:42,480 --> 00:08:44,679 can imagine, if you can imagine this, I. 177 00:08:44,720 --> 00:08:46,120 Speaker 1: Didn't comb it through enough. 178 00:08:46,600 --> 00:08:48,720 Speaker 4: Do you see what I'm saying. It's a little too 179 00:08:48,879 --> 00:08:52,080 curling iron like ring lidy. Yeah, like you just came 180 00:08:52,120 --> 00:08:53,639 out of it, like I just came out of like 181 00:08:53,759 --> 00:08:56,080 somebody just set my hair in the salon and then 182 00:08:56,120 --> 00:08:57,480 I came out and I was like, let me not, 183 00:08:57,600 --> 00:09:01,440 don't mess this up? Right, Like there's some like styling 184 00:09:01,519 --> 00:09:04,320 lotion in it, almost looking like okay, so that's not good. 185 00:09:04,600 --> 00:09:06,519 But I don't realize that at the time because I'm 186 00:09:06,559 --> 00:09:08,720 thinking I look pretty cute before I leave the house, right, 187 00:09:08,840 --> 00:09:11,120 And I think I might have been thinking, all finger 188 00:09:11,200 --> 00:09:12,639 comb this like when I get there. 189 00:09:12,720 --> 00:09:15,720 Speaker 1: Yeah, but never did. So then I'm wearing this like 190 00:09:15,840 --> 00:09:18,080 a red shirt that's sleep. 191 00:09:18,240 --> 00:09:20,320 Speaker 4: I can't explain it, but I'm thinking it looks a 192 00:09:20,440 --> 00:09:25,120 little flavorful, looks a little Spanish like, it's like it's 193 00:09:25,200 --> 00:09:28,440 got a pattern and it's red and it's blouse. 194 00:09:28,559 --> 00:09:30,960 Speaker 1: And I'm that I'm wearing jeans because it said dressed casually. 195 00:09:31,399 --> 00:09:34,039 Was the shirt tight? Was it? Or was it kind 196 00:09:34,080 --> 00:09:38,120 of loose? Kind of loose figure. Yeah, But I walk 197 00:09:38,200 --> 00:09:41,000 in there and it doesn't. I'm like, it's not going 198 00:09:41,080 --> 00:09:43,720 to matter. I'm not going to get this commercial well 199 00:09:44,080 --> 00:09:45,960 that it look like me? Okay no. 200 00:09:46,080 --> 00:09:49,080 Speaker 4: But then so then I'm having that feeling like I 201 00:09:49,159 --> 00:09:52,360 should leave, like what this is done? But then I'm thinking, 202 00:09:53,320 --> 00:09:56,399 and I'm sure you know this feeling, I'm like, okay, 203 00:09:56,799 --> 00:09:58,840 but I already drove all the way down here. I 204 00:09:59,000 --> 00:10:02,440 found the place, I found parking. I found the suite number, 205 00:10:02,639 --> 00:10:05,200 which was confusing because it's fifteen something and. 206 00:10:05,279 --> 00:10:07,120 Speaker 1: A no two story place. 207 00:10:07,519 --> 00:10:10,519 Speaker 4: So I'm like, after all that work, it seems dumb 208 00:10:10,639 --> 00:10:13,120 to leave because now the agent like, I did all 209 00:10:13,159 --> 00:10:14,879 this work and now I'm not even gonna get credit, 210 00:10:15,039 --> 00:10:17,039 right because they're going to tell my agent that I 211 00:10:17,120 --> 00:10:17,720 never showed up. 212 00:10:17,879 --> 00:10:18,080 Speaker 1: Yeah. 213 00:10:18,399 --> 00:10:20,120 Speaker 4: Now, so I had signed and I had signed in, 214 00:10:20,600 --> 00:10:22,600 and I'm like, well, maybe, okay, maybe i just like 215 00:10:22,639 --> 00:10:24,240 crossed my name off the list and go home. 216 00:10:24,320 --> 00:10:27,399 Speaker 1: I'm thinking all these thoughts, but I'm like, just fuck it, 217 00:10:27,399 --> 00:10:31,240 I'll just say do it. Yeah, I'm there for an hour. Okay, 218 00:10:31,639 --> 00:10:33,480 how many people? How many women? So then I go 219 00:10:33,559 --> 00:10:35,720 in this room. So I go in a room. 220 00:10:36,120 --> 00:10:39,440 Speaker 4: He brings in all these people. He names off all 221 00:10:39,480 --> 00:10:43,240 these people, all these kids. So it's people and their kids, 222 00:10:43,799 --> 00:10:45,720 and then it's the actresses that are going to be 223 00:10:45,759 --> 00:10:47,639 playing the mom right. And then we go in this 224 00:10:47,799 --> 00:10:50,320 room and then it's a guy at the cameraman. Guy 225 00:10:50,519 --> 00:10:54,000 is like all right, so he's being funny with the kids, 226 00:10:54,120 --> 00:10:56,440 and he's like, okay, so here's what's going to happen. 227 00:10:56,639 --> 00:11:00,559 I'm going to separate you guys into groups. And so 228 00:11:01,159 --> 00:11:04,279 it's like he's assigning all the women a set of 229 00:11:04,360 --> 00:11:07,919 two kids. Oh, so he assigns me two kids that 230 00:11:08,039 --> 00:11:11,639 look nothing like me. Right, So I'm like, all right, 231 00:11:11,720 --> 00:11:13,519 I'm just like I'm not getting this part. But what 232 00:11:13,919 --> 00:11:17,399 Now I'm here and I'm feeling stupid as all hell, 233 00:11:18,840 --> 00:11:20,320 and I'm literally okay. 234 00:11:20,399 --> 00:11:22,039 Speaker 1: So then he says, Okay, here's what you're gonna do. 235 00:11:22,120 --> 00:11:25,519 Speaker 4: You're gonna you're gonna kneel at this coffee table, and 236 00:11:25,720 --> 00:11:29,440 the kids have all been told to bring backpacks, so 237 00:11:29,519 --> 00:11:31,559 all these kids have a backpack with them. So you're 238 00:11:31,600 --> 00:11:35,480 gonna take the backpack and you're gonna he gives us 239 00:11:35,559 --> 00:11:37,600 this quick instruction of what you're gonna do. So you're 240 00:11:37,600 --> 00:11:40,279 gonna slate. That's you say your name. Then you're going 241 00:11:40,360 --> 00:11:43,000 to do a profile profile. Then you're going to put 242 00:11:43,000 --> 00:11:45,440 your hands in front of your face with the back 243 00:11:45,480 --> 00:11:47,000 of your hands to the camera, and then you're going 244 00:11:47,080 --> 00:11:49,039 to show the front of your hands. I don't know why. 245 00:11:49,200 --> 00:11:50,960 I don't know if it's like, let me just make 246 00:11:51,000 --> 00:11:55,360 sure you don't have a weapon. Sure, I don't know 247 00:11:55,519 --> 00:11:57,879 what that's for, but all the kids have to do it, 248 00:11:57,919 --> 00:12:00,559 and all the parents have to do it. Okay, so 249 00:12:00,720 --> 00:12:03,720 that's what we're going to have to do. Then he says, okay, 250 00:12:03,759 --> 00:12:06,879 so you're gonna do this scene where you're sitting here, 251 00:12:06,960 --> 00:12:09,399 kneeling at this coffee table in front of the camera 252 00:12:09,879 --> 00:12:12,519 with the kids, and then you're going to say like, hey, kids, 253 00:12:12,600 --> 00:12:14,519 like it's time to go to school, and you're gonna 254 00:12:14,559 --> 00:12:17,279 grab their backpacks and you're gonna make sure their backpacks 255 00:12:17,320 --> 00:12:18,639 have stuff in it. And then you're gonna go, okay, 256 00:12:18,720 --> 00:12:20,480 let's go to school. And then you're gonna get up 257 00:12:20,480 --> 00:12:23,120 and walk out of the frame. Easy for you, easy, 258 00:12:23,279 --> 00:12:25,039 right peasy. It's like what you do every day. 259 00:12:25,240 --> 00:12:25,360 Speaker 3: Right. 260 00:12:25,480 --> 00:12:27,639 Speaker 4: So then you're gonna go and you're gonna sit against 261 00:12:27,679 --> 00:12:29,679 a wall and you're gonna pretend like you're all watching 262 00:12:29,720 --> 00:12:31,559 a movie and eating popcorn. 263 00:12:32,039 --> 00:12:35,919 Speaker 1: I'm like, okay, how many kids in the scene with 264 00:12:36,039 --> 00:12:37,240 you too? Okay? 265 00:12:37,759 --> 00:12:41,399 Speaker 4: So then I proceed to wait and I start making 266 00:12:41,440 --> 00:12:44,039 small talk with some of the other women, which was 267 00:12:44,120 --> 00:12:46,519 pretty funny because I did mention the fact that I 268 00:12:46,639 --> 00:12:50,399 was like, well, it's pretty clear that I'm the only 269 00:12:50,480 --> 00:12:55,279 cracker in this room, like, and they were laughing at me. 270 00:12:55,720 --> 00:12:58,080 I told one of the girls that I said, like, 271 00:12:58,200 --> 00:13:01,440 this is why I do podcast now. Oh. She was saying, 272 00:13:02,000 --> 00:13:04,480 this other girl is being really funny who was sitting 273 00:13:04,519 --> 00:13:06,600 with me, and she was like, it's just like she goes. 274 00:13:06,679 --> 00:13:08,519 You go on all these auditions, you have to lie 275 00:13:08,559 --> 00:13:11,120 to your job about leaving right because then you show 276 00:13:11,240 --> 00:13:13,679 up you're not right for the part. There's like eighty people, 277 00:13:13,879 --> 00:13:15,480 and I was like, I know, I go and I 278 00:13:15,519 --> 00:13:17,720 don't even really do this, and she goes, and then 279 00:13:17,759 --> 00:13:20,960 you have to find parking, and then you know, we 280 00:13:21,039 --> 00:13:22,120 were just kind of complaining. 281 00:13:22,240 --> 00:13:25,600 Speaker 1: Ye yah yah, so the story of my childhood. Yeah yeah. 282 00:13:25,919 --> 00:13:27,799 And not only that, but the girl that was saying 283 00:13:27,840 --> 00:13:29,480 this was like way more right for the part. 284 00:13:29,679 --> 00:13:33,600 Speaker 4: She was definitely like late twenties, early thirties, totally cute, 285 00:13:34,120 --> 00:13:39,039 very Mexican, adorable, would have been way more right for it. 286 00:13:39,360 --> 00:13:42,480 So I was like, at least she's right, yeah, okay, Yeah, 287 00:13:42,759 --> 00:13:46,519 So we're just I'm making jokes with these women, just 288 00:13:46,639 --> 00:13:49,720 trying to have fun with the Latinas. With the Latinas. 289 00:13:49,919 --> 00:13:53,320 I was like, you guys, hello, Like I'm not getting this. 290 00:13:54,480 --> 00:13:56,600 I said, you know, I drove all the way down here. 291 00:13:56,679 --> 00:13:58,440 We were all talking about Oh. The one girl was like, 292 00:13:58,480 --> 00:14:00,679 it took me an hour to get here the West side. 293 00:14:00,879 --> 00:14:01,840 Speaker 1: Oh my god. 294 00:14:02,399 --> 00:14:07,840 Speaker 4: Okay, So then it was just so dumb. And of course, 295 00:14:08,159 --> 00:14:10,519 you know, there was the one woman who's just the 296 00:14:10,639 --> 00:14:13,879 biggest fucking ass kisser. She's like making friends with all 297 00:14:13,919 --> 00:14:15,960 the kids in the room, and she's acting like she's 298 00:14:16,120 --> 00:14:18,879 like a preschool teacher. She's like, and then she got 299 00:14:19,000 --> 00:14:20,840 called into the room and then when she came out, 300 00:14:21,360 --> 00:14:23,559 she was like, she was like, oh my god, I 301 00:14:23,639 --> 00:14:26,080 loved you guys so much. You guys are adorable, like 302 00:14:26,919 --> 00:14:29,519 going on and on about the kids, right, and she 303 00:14:29,679 --> 00:14:32,600 looked more right for it. She looked maybe Puerto Rican. 304 00:14:32,679 --> 00:14:34,320 She had like curly hair. And they sent her in 305 00:14:34,399 --> 00:14:38,200 with these two kids that she was very cute. And 306 00:14:38,320 --> 00:14:40,159 they sent her in with these two kids that totally 307 00:14:40,240 --> 00:14:41,879 looked like her, these twins. 308 00:14:41,919 --> 00:14:44,120 Speaker 1: And I was like, well, just give her the part 309 00:14:45,360 --> 00:14:48,559 our time. I know, you know, I know, she just 310 00:14:48,639 --> 00:14:50,759 go out like she already booked it, you know. I 311 00:14:50,919 --> 00:14:51,639 was like whatever. 312 00:14:52,360 --> 00:14:54,399 Speaker 4: So then somebody else goes in and they're in there 313 00:14:54,440 --> 00:14:58,080 for a long time. I'm not like, I'm not exaggerating. 314 00:14:58,120 --> 00:15:00,279 They were in there for like fifteen minutes. So then 315 00:15:00,399 --> 00:15:03,120 I get I'm in. Like two more groups go by. 316 00:15:03,240 --> 00:15:05,120 I've now been there an hour. I'm starting to worry 317 00:15:05,159 --> 00:15:09,240 about my meter, right, and then we go in and 318 00:15:09,320 --> 00:15:13,120 the guy's like, okay, Like I swear to Godlinette, I 319 00:15:13,279 --> 00:15:15,519 was like, this guy is like, well, she's not getting it, 320 00:15:15,639 --> 00:15:18,399 so let's just get through this. So we have to 321 00:15:18,480 --> 00:15:21,960 do the slate and show our hands, and uh, I 322 00:15:22,159 --> 00:15:23,679 have the worst hands. All. 323 00:15:24,200 --> 00:15:26,480 Speaker 1: I have a terrible hands. Me too, My hands looks 324 00:15:26,519 --> 00:15:30,679 eighty Yeah. I never wear polished ye me neither, I know. 325 00:15:31,120 --> 00:15:33,080 So I'm like, what is this a hand modeling job? 326 00:15:33,159 --> 00:15:35,320 Because somebody should have told me I put at least 327 00:15:35,360 --> 00:15:36,279 put lotion on it. 328 00:15:36,480 --> 00:15:38,279 Speaker 2: I know, I know. 329 00:15:38,759 --> 00:15:41,440 Speaker 1: I look like I'm auditioning for like an old witch, 330 00:15:42,159 --> 00:15:44,840 like who's just made a potion? 331 00:15:45,200 --> 00:15:49,440 Speaker 4: Like so nothing could be less in my favor right now. 332 00:15:49,600 --> 00:15:51,360 So then I just decided to just have fun. 333 00:15:51,639 --> 00:15:52,919 Speaker 1: Yeah, so I have to. 334 00:15:53,080 --> 00:15:55,639 Speaker 4: So I kneel down at the table with these two kids, 335 00:15:55,720 --> 00:15:58,960 who are, by the way, super cute and fun and 336 00:15:59,120 --> 00:16:03,559 not a so the little boy, Connor reminded me of Xander, 337 00:16:04,039 --> 00:16:08,360 like a Mexican Xander. He was eleven years old. That 338 00:16:08,519 --> 00:16:10,639 most of the kids there were like six or seven, 339 00:16:10,919 --> 00:16:11,480 they were younger. 340 00:16:11,679 --> 00:16:13,759 Speaker 1: Yeah. So I had a little girl who was like seven, 341 00:16:13,960 --> 00:16:14,879 looked nothing like me. 342 00:16:15,039 --> 00:16:18,360 Speaker 4: She was probably she was like a Hispanic Asian combo, 343 00:16:18,759 --> 00:16:19,919 really really cute. 344 00:16:20,159 --> 00:16:24,360 Speaker 3: I mean the Hispanic latinas They're always like, their skin 345 00:16:24,519 --> 00:16:27,399 is always perfect, They're just beautiful people. 346 00:16:27,960 --> 00:16:29,879 Speaker 1: They were all much darker than me. This was not 347 00:16:30,039 --> 00:16:31,759 like right balance so I have to say. 348 00:16:31,840 --> 00:16:34,519 Speaker 3: One thing that keeps coming to my head is Suzanne, 349 00:16:35,039 --> 00:16:40,000 my bff, white, whiter than white, white bread, and her 350 00:16:40,159 --> 00:16:47,159 daughter Gracie total Latina looking little does She's just dark skinned, beautiful, 351 00:16:47,240 --> 00:16:48,679 like brown. 352 00:16:49,360 --> 00:16:52,200 Speaker 1: She could look nothing like Suzanne. So could it happen? 353 00:16:52,639 --> 00:16:52,840 Speaker 4: Yeah? 354 00:16:53,279 --> 00:16:55,840 Speaker 1: But a book it that way from the commercial? 355 00:16:55,960 --> 00:16:57,960 Speaker 4: Are they going to be like, listen, if you go 356 00:16:58,039 --> 00:17:00,440 to our website and read the backstory, this woman is 357 00:17:00,480 --> 00:17:03,399 actually married to somebody who's Hispanic and her child really 358 00:17:03,519 --> 00:17:04,599 is No, they're not going to. 359 00:17:04,640 --> 00:17:05,279 Speaker 1: Read up on it. 360 00:17:05,319 --> 00:17:07,440 Speaker 4: They're just going to be like, this bitch looks white, right, 361 00:17:08,079 --> 00:17:11,400 and those kids are dark. So the kids were super cute, 362 00:17:11,559 --> 00:17:13,599 so we have to sit down, so I don't. So 363 00:17:13,759 --> 00:17:15,640 I was just kind of being funny. I was like, 364 00:17:15,880 --> 00:17:17,720 are you guys ready for school? I was like, let 365 00:17:17,799 --> 00:17:18,640 me see your backpack? 366 00:17:18,759 --> 00:17:21,079 Speaker 1: I go, is your I go? Is your folder in here? 367 00:17:21,599 --> 00:17:23,720 Speaker 4: And then the kid they were playing along and the 368 00:17:23,839 --> 00:17:25,720 kids like yes, and I was like, are you sure? 369 00:17:26,599 --> 00:17:28,000 And then I said and did you pack your And 370 00:17:28,079 --> 00:17:29,240 then I looked at the little girl. I was like, 371 00:17:29,279 --> 00:17:30,279 did you pack yourself a lunch? 372 00:17:30,359 --> 00:17:30,400 Speaker 3: Like? 373 00:17:30,440 --> 00:17:31,000 Speaker 1: I told you too? 374 00:17:31,039 --> 00:17:33,000 Speaker 4: And I go, did you fill it? With unhealthy snacks. 375 00:17:33,039 --> 00:17:36,400 Like I told you too, cracking them up. You're ad 376 00:17:36,519 --> 00:17:39,079 libbing all of this, totally ad libbing because we had 377 00:17:39,119 --> 00:17:41,480 nothing to say, no part, right, So I was like, 378 00:17:41,519 --> 00:17:43,640 I might as well just have fun. I was so 379 00:17:43,759 --> 00:17:45,319 I was cracking the kids that ye, I was just 380 00:17:45,400 --> 00:17:47,440 being fun. I was being like if I was a mom, 381 00:17:48,079 --> 00:17:50,880 no one's ever going to book for a commercial. Nobody 382 00:17:50,960 --> 00:17:53,920 needs a snarky, funny mom in their commercial. So I 383 00:17:54,000 --> 00:17:56,000 was being funny with the kids. And then I was like, 384 00:17:56,039 --> 00:17:58,640 all right, let's go to school. I go probably late 385 00:17:58,720 --> 00:18:00,960 because you know, we're always a little bit late, and 386 00:18:01,720 --> 00:18:05,519 the kids were laughing, you are always lame. Yeah, And 387 00:18:05,640 --> 00:18:07,680 then we had to pretend like we were watching a movie, 388 00:18:08,119 --> 00:18:09,920 so I okay, yeah, so. 389 00:18:09,960 --> 00:18:13,400 Speaker 1: We're The little boy was so cute. His name was Asher. 390 00:18:13,480 --> 00:18:16,000 Speaker 4: He was he was laughing and he was going, I 391 00:18:16,119 --> 00:18:17,839 love this movie. And I was like, I know you 392 00:18:18,000 --> 00:18:20,599 love Will Ferrell movie. I said, I shouldn't show him 393 00:18:20,599 --> 00:18:22,640 to you, but somehow you always talk me into it. 394 00:18:23,400 --> 00:18:25,400 And then I covered both their eyes. I was like, 395 00:18:25,519 --> 00:18:26,640 this part's inappropriate. 396 00:18:27,039 --> 00:18:30,960 Speaker 1: I could totally ficture you. That's awesome. I just had fun. 397 00:18:31,079 --> 00:18:33,960 Speaker 4: I was at least I was funny in this one, right, 398 00:18:34,200 --> 00:18:37,519 But yeah, was anybody laughing other than no? 399 00:18:37,759 --> 00:18:40,400 Speaker 1: It was just a camera guy who couldn't have looked bored. 400 00:18:41,079 --> 00:18:42,960 Speaker 4: Just us in a little room, just me and the 401 00:18:43,039 --> 00:18:45,880 two kids in a camera guy, and he was all 402 00:18:46,200 --> 00:18:48,519 he The look on his face was just like, you're 403 00:18:48,559 --> 00:18:53,160 not booking this commercial, so stop trying that hard, which 404 00:18:53,200 --> 00:18:53,559 I did not. 405 00:18:53,920 --> 00:18:56,119 Speaker 1: I did not get a callback. No, I never know. 406 00:18:56,440 --> 00:18:59,519 Speaker 3: You know what though, who I mean the people that 407 00:18:59,640 --> 00:19:02,240 do the commercials of the advertising agencies, right, I mean 408 00:19:02,319 --> 00:19:05,319 you could they might go, she's not good for this part, 409 00:19:05,400 --> 00:19:10,400 but she'd be great for the part of the snarky. 410 00:19:11,559 --> 00:19:15,759 Speaker 1: Farmers. I don't know if it works that way. 411 00:19:15,839 --> 00:19:18,960 Speaker 4: I don't know if they are thinking ahead to like, well, 412 00:19:19,039 --> 00:19:20,799 we might have a commercial, we might have a job 413 00:19:20,920 --> 00:19:22,799 for Oh remember that girl we. 414 00:19:22,839 --> 00:19:24,519 Speaker 1: Saw in the middle of a tape of looking at 415 00:19:24,559 --> 00:19:27,319 fifty people. She was great. I don't think I was. 416 00:19:27,720 --> 00:19:30,640 Speaker 4: Plus, I'm sure I wasn't that great. I'm sure they 417 00:19:30,680 --> 00:19:32,799 weren't like, wow, we should give her a clio for 418 00:19:33,359 --> 00:19:36,200 acting in an audition. I think it was just like 419 00:19:37,480 --> 00:19:39,599 I'm sure they fast forward. I'm sure as soon as 420 00:19:39,640 --> 00:19:41,880 they saw me they were like, she's too, she's wrong, 421 00:19:42,680 --> 00:19:43,000 moving on. 422 00:19:43,319 --> 00:19:45,480 Speaker 1: So yeah, but I'm glad you did it. 423 00:19:45,680 --> 00:19:48,440 Speaker 3: You look you never you never know, I don't know, 424 00:19:49,000 --> 00:19:51,720 never know you could have like maybe I don't know, 425 00:19:52,200 --> 00:19:52,759 who knows. 426 00:19:52,880 --> 00:19:55,400 Speaker 4: Such a giant waste of time. But the best part 427 00:19:55,559 --> 00:19:57,279 was just that I just didn't care. By the time, 428 00:19:57,759 --> 00:20:00,839 I was like, who cares, I'm not booking this. It's 429 00:20:01,079 --> 00:20:02,680 just the story bad that you. 430 00:20:03,200 --> 00:20:05,480 Speaker 1: Didn't really fit the description. 431 00:20:05,759 --> 00:20:07,640 Speaker 3: Because when you go in there and you don't care, 432 00:20:07,759 --> 00:20:10,519 really is when you they tend to like you let 433 00:20:10,559 --> 00:20:13,559 you think a little more. Right. So if you take 434 00:20:13,640 --> 00:20:16,119 the factor that you don't fit the description what they're 435 00:20:16,160 --> 00:20:16,599 looking for. 436 00:20:17,519 --> 00:20:19,519 Speaker 1: You know that they are looking for a Russian jew, 437 00:20:20,200 --> 00:20:21,880 you would have booked it probably in her fifties. 438 00:20:22,200 --> 00:20:24,359 Speaker 4: You're like a vodka commercial where I go, I can't 439 00:20:24,359 --> 00:20:28,359 actually drink the vodka, but I mean, look, it was 440 00:20:28,519 --> 00:20:32,079 good practice feeling like I don't care, because I was like, well, if, 441 00:20:32,480 --> 00:20:34,799 like you said, if I get an audition for a 442 00:20:34,880 --> 00:20:36,680 part that I'm more right for, I could try to 443 00:20:36,839 --> 00:20:40,319 channel that same feeling of like who cares? Right, of course, 444 00:20:40,359 --> 00:20:42,359 then I'll probably get really nervous. Yeah, I try to 445 00:20:42,400 --> 00:20:44,319 take off my blazer and then they'll go, do you 446 00:20:44,359 --> 00:20:46,160 always take off your blazer when you're thinking? 447 00:20:46,400 --> 00:20:47,960 Speaker 1: Do you want me do it again? Yeah? 448 00:20:48,279 --> 00:20:51,480 Speaker 4: Do you always wear blazers to It's not the eighties, honey, 449 00:20:52,799 --> 00:20:53,960 how about lose the blazer? 450 00:20:55,519 --> 00:20:56,440 Speaker 1: Oh my god. 451 00:20:56,799 --> 00:20:58,920 Speaker 3: You know I feel bad for not just you, when 452 00:20:58,920 --> 00:21:00,960 I feel bad for the parents to those kids have 453 00:21:01,039 --> 00:21:03,759 to take their kids to the auditions, and I know 454 00:21:03,880 --> 00:21:06,200 they want to do it, but like, you know how 455 00:21:06,240 --> 00:21:10,119 many auditions people have to go on to most people 456 00:21:10,240 --> 00:21:13,559 have to go on to book one. Maybe maybe, I 457 00:21:13,640 --> 00:21:16,079 mean it's it's a tough. It's tough out there a 458 00:21:16,200 --> 00:21:19,079 lot of kids there too. That's especially with kids, Like 459 00:21:19,160 --> 00:21:22,640 there's kids ever. I just I don't know what my 460 00:21:22,920 --> 00:21:26,440 parents were thinking, but like, I mean, there's just you. 461 00:21:26,640 --> 00:21:28,799 Just My dad would just tell me, you're doing it 462 00:21:28,880 --> 00:21:31,000 for the experience. If you get the park, great, but 463 00:21:31,160 --> 00:21:32,880 don't just go in there and just get to. 464 00:21:33,200 --> 00:21:34,720 Speaker 1: Look awaios experience. 465 00:21:34,920 --> 00:21:37,839 Speaker 3: I don't want to be an actor, and I would say, yeah, okay, 466 00:21:38,119 --> 00:21:40,720 But until I was like finally when I was like sixteen, 467 00:21:40,839 --> 00:21:42,680 said I was like, I don't really want to do this, 468 00:21:43,240 --> 00:21:45,920 and I still did it. I still like remember going 469 00:21:45,960 --> 00:21:49,319 in my car and taking time off of my work 470 00:21:49,480 --> 00:21:54,559 over at the Little Little Uh Little Graduates preschool in 471 00:21:54,680 --> 00:21:56,720 Kenoga Park on Rosco. 472 00:21:57,400 --> 00:21:59,039 Speaker 1: I would like, you know, have to tell. 473 00:21:58,960 --> 00:22:01,640 Speaker 3: Them, and they knew, and I'd say on an audition 474 00:22:01,880 --> 00:22:04,119 and I would have to change there, and then where's 475 00:22:04,160 --> 00:22:05,440 miss Lynette going. 476 00:22:05,799 --> 00:22:10,680 Speaker 1: Dressed as a you know, prostitute or bud light? Like 477 00:22:10,960 --> 00:22:11,839 you need to wear a bikini. 478 00:22:11,960 --> 00:22:14,480 Speaker 3: That's when I was like, I'm done. When it was like, 479 00:22:14,759 --> 00:22:16,400 you gotta wear a bathing suit, I was like, I'm 480 00:22:16,440 --> 00:22:16,920 not doing this. 481 00:22:17,119 --> 00:22:17,759 Speaker 1: I'm not doing that. 482 00:22:18,079 --> 00:22:21,160 Speaker 3: No, No, I didn't have to wear a bathing suit 483 00:22:21,200 --> 00:22:24,039 when I was ten, but now you know, so it 484 00:22:24,240 --> 00:22:25,599 just it's so much work. 485 00:22:26,240 --> 00:22:29,039 Speaker 1: It's a lot of work. But it's like driving if 486 00:22:29,079 --> 00:22:32,200 you get a national commercial, especially if you get a 487 00:22:32,359 --> 00:22:35,240 national commercial. But this commercial would have paid. 488 00:22:35,400 --> 00:22:39,559 Speaker 4: And this is like if I booked it, probably all told, 489 00:22:39,599 --> 00:22:43,079 I would have made like five thousand dollars. I know 490 00:22:43,200 --> 00:22:45,480 that seems like that's a good amount of money, but 491 00:22:45,960 --> 00:22:48,920 it's a buyout, so that means there's no chance that 492 00:22:49,000 --> 00:22:50,839 you're gonna they're going to run the hell out of 493 00:22:50,880 --> 00:22:52,599 it and you're going to suddenly make a lot more money. 494 00:22:52,680 --> 00:22:54,200 It's like you're going to go in, you're gonna do 495 00:22:54,319 --> 00:22:56,759 wardrobe thing, You're gonna shoot for the day. They're going 496 00:22:56,799 --> 00:22:59,279 to pay you part of it up front, Yeah, and 497 00:22:59,359 --> 00:23:01,279 then they're going to buy out. You're going to get 498 00:23:01,319 --> 00:23:03,680 it later the rest of a few thousand dollars and 499 00:23:03,759 --> 00:23:04,240 you're going to. 500 00:23:04,240 --> 00:23:06,480 Speaker 1: Be like nine months taxes and I know, right, and 501 00:23:06,559 --> 00:23:08,640 you're left with fucking gas money. 502 00:23:09,440 --> 00:23:09,640 Speaker 5: I know. 503 00:23:09,880 --> 00:23:12,920 Speaker 1: It's not like I know. And then you'd have to 504 00:23:13,000 --> 00:23:14,799 really be booking those all the time. 505 00:23:14,960 --> 00:23:16,920 Speaker 4: Yeah, if you wanted that to be like a second 506 00:23:17,079 --> 00:23:20,160 like a career, you'd have to book a bunch of them, right. 507 00:23:21,079 --> 00:23:24,880 Speaker 1: Yeah, that's it's a tough business man. It's tough. 508 00:23:25,799 --> 00:23:27,519 Speaker 3: And if you think about do you ever see the 509 00:23:27,599 --> 00:23:30,960 same person, and if you do, it's usually a character actor. 510 00:23:31,720 --> 00:23:36,079 Like the car there's this car dealership or not dealership, 511 00:23:36,119 --> 00:23:39,240 there's whatever car something, and the guy that's in it 512 00:23:39,440 --> 00:23:41,480 was is in every movie all the time. He's in 513 00:23:41,599 --> 00:23:43,480 modern Fay. You see them all the time. The kids 514 00:23:43,480 --> 00:23:45,119 are like, Ah, that's the guy that played the principal 515 00:23:45,160 --> 00:23:47,200 in the movie we just saw at the theater. You 516 00:23:47,279 --> 00:23:50,440 either got to be a character actor or I don't know, like. 517 00:23:51,160 --> 00:23:54,200 Speaker 4: Or you have to book a campaign like Stephanie Courtney, 518 00:23:54,279 --> 00:23:55,599 who's Flow from progressed. 519 00:23:55,680 --> 00:23:58,720 Speaker 1: Right, But that and then you're that's your living, Yeah, 520 00:23:59,079 --> 00:24:04,319 that's your career. How much money? I don't know. I 521 00:24:04,359 --> 00:24:06,880 have no idea. Yeah, I don't know either. A million 522 00:24:06,960 --> 00:24:11,279 dollars a year could be I mean more, could be more, 523 00:24:11,519 --> 00:24:14,599 Probably more. I mean she's probably shooting a new commercial 524 00:24:14,640 --> 00:24:18,240 every week. Yeah, yeah, for progressive progress. 525 00:24:18,359 --> 00:24:20,039 Speaker 4: Like that's her whole career. I mean, that's all she 526 00:24:20,200 --> 00:24:22,519 I'm sure that's all she does. Right, Well, I'm sure 527 00:24:22,559 --> 00:24:25,559 she can't compete against herself. 528 00:24:25,799 --> 00:24:25,880 Speaker 3: Right. 529 00:24:27,119 --> 00:24:29,319 Speaker 1: She's lucky because she got it locked in. Isn't she 530 00:24:29,400 --> 00:24:30,519 a comedian? Didn't you say? 531 00:24:30,599 --> 00:24:30,759 Speaker 2: Yeah? 532 00:24:30,799 --> 00:24:32,359 Speaker 1: I used to do stand up with her years ago. 533 00:24:32,519 --> 00:24:33,920 And didn't your kids be your nice? 534 00:24:34,319 --> 00:24:34,480 Speaker 4: Yeah? 535 00:24:34,599 --> 00:24:38,160 Speaker 1: Halloween, yes, Xander Still. They have a joke. He and 536 00:24:38,240 --> 00:24:43,000 his friend they call themselves Flowbros. They love Flow. They're obsessed. Yeah. 537 00:24:43,000 --> 00:24:45,440 Speaker 4: So I Facebook messaged her and I was like, Stephanie, 538 00:24:45,480 --> 00:24:46,880 my kids are obsessed. 539 00:24:46,480 --> 00:24:48,559 Speaker 1: With you, and she was like, oh my god. 540 00:24:48,720 --> 00:24:53,160 Speaker 4: I did a video of them holding up her face 541 00:24:53,400 --> 00:24:55,440 right and talking about how much they love flow, and 542 00:24:55,519 --> 00:24:57,200 she was like, I love this so much. And then 543 00:24:57,240 --> 00:24:59,880 she sent them a bunch of like per Flow from 544 00:25:00,039 --> 00:25:02,160 Progressive Paraphernilay that's so cute. 545 00:25:03,319 --> 00:25:04,960 Speaker 1: That's cute, like. 546 00:25:05,359 --> 00:25:08,880 Speaker 3: Like Jennifer Garner and those commercials like for Capital One 547 00:25:09,000 --> 00:25:09,440 and stuff. 548 00:25:09,680 --> 00:25:12,599 Speaker 1: May think she looks different, and I don't. Am I 549 00:25:12,680 --> 00:25:13,720 the only one that's thinking that. 550 00:25:13,839 --> 00:25:16,599 Speaker 3: I see these these commercials with her, and she doesn't 551 00:25:16,640 --> 00:25:18,240 look like herself. I don't know if she had work 552 00:25:18,279 --> 00:25:20,000 done or something, but I. 553 00:25:20,119 --> 00:25:23,000 Speaker 4: Think because when you see her, like in magazines and stuff, 554 00:25:23,240 --> 00:25:26,359 she's really down to earth. So she's not wearing makeup 555 00:25:26,400 --> 00:25:29,279 and she's like, yeah, dresses frumpy and doesn't do her 556 00:25:29,319 --> 00:25:32,119 hair right. But I'm sure she cleans up when they're 557 00:25:32,119 --> 00:25:36,000 putting her in a commercial. I'm sure she's superstyl made up. 558 00:25:36,200 --> 00:25:39,599 Speaker 1: Yeah, but she looks a little. There's something. I don't know. 559 00:25:39,759 --> 00:25:42,160 Speaker 3: It looks she just doesn't Maybe I don't know, maybe 560 00:25:42,200 --> 00:25:44,880 it's just me, but something looks whatever. 561 00:25:45,240 --> 00:25:47,000 Speaker 1: I know, she doesn't have any TVs in her house, 562 00:25:47,759 --> 00:25:50,039 and really, well, I don't know in her whole. 563 00:25:50,119 --> 00:25:52,519 Speaker 3: I don't know what do I know, but I've heard, well, 564 00:25:52,599 --> 00:25:55,119 you know, I worked at ABC when Alias was on 565 00:25:55,200 --> 00:25:58,079 the air. That's how she you know, And she was 566 00:25:58,160 --> 00:26:01,559 against TVs and really she was like, I don't want 567 00:26:01,599 --> 00:26:03,160 my kids ever to watch even though she didn't have 568 00:26:03,200 --> 00:26:04,279 kids back that that's what. 569 00:26:05,000 --> 00:26:07,960 Speaker 1: Yeah, she's just super nice, super sweetheart. Yeah, but I 570 00:26:08,000 --> 00:26:11,759 don't like people who are anti TV. That why you 571 00:26:11,799 --> 00:26:13,279 got to make everyone else feel bad when you're a 572 00:26:13,319 --> 00:26:14,880 TV star, right right? 573 00:26:15,480 --> 00:26:18,480 Speaker 3: I don't know this could be, but I remember people 574 00:26:18,519 --> 00:26:21,559 telling me that at ABC anyway, David Spade used to. 575 00:26:21,559 --> 00:26:25,720 Speaker 4: Have a really funny bit many years ago that always 576 00:26:25,720 --> 00:26:27,799 made me laugh that he it was about people that 577 00:26:28,359 --> 00:26:30,799 say they don't watch TV or whatever, and how people 578 00:26:30,920 --> 00:26:34,079 like will compete about it, like, oh, I don't I 579 00:26:34,119 --> 00:26:36,279 don't watch TV or whatever, and then the other person's like, 580 00:26:36,359 --> 00:26:37,519 I don't even have a TV. 581 00:26:37,640 --> 00:26:40,160 Speaker 1: I don't even I don't even know what what is TV? TV? 582 00:26:40,400 --> 00:26:41,359 What are those two letters? 583 00:26:41,480 --> 00:26:41,960 Speaker 4: Right or whatever? 584 00:26:42,079 --> 00:26:44,799 Speaker 1: People arguing about it. Yeah, I know that always made 585 00:26:44,799 --> 00:26:45,160 me laugh. 586 00:26:46,359 --> 00:26:48,920 Speaker 3: You know. Oh, I was gonna say, I don't know 587 00:26:49,160 --> 00:26:51,680 this guy that's been on Adam's show, what's his name? 588 00:26:51,759 --> 00:26:52,279 Speaker 1: The comedian? 589 00:26:53,279 --> 00:26:58,960 Speaker 3: He sounds exactly like Bill Maher. He does a snarky 590 00:26:59,039 --> 00:27:02,359 Bill Maher but with Adam, and Adam will go, you know, 591 00:27:02,640 --> 00:27:05,279 I love my kids, and he'll go, but you don't 592 00:27:06,519 --> 00:27:08,319 you know, I collect race cars. 593 00:27:08,759 --> 00:27:12,839 Speaker 1: Do you really? Were you just going around in a circle? 594 00:27:14,079 --> 00:27:16,240 If you can? Oh, I love Kyle again. 595 00:27:16,319 --> 00:27:18,440 Speaker 3: Oh my god, if you just play on he sat, 596 00:27:19,079 --> 00:27:21,599 I would have thought it was Bill Maher. Adam's like, 597 00:27:21,720 --> 00:27:23,359 he comes up to me with his laptop and he 598 00:27:23,400 --> 00:27:25,640 goes listen to Bill Maher. This was last time, the 599 00:27:25,680 --> 00:27:28,079 first time he was on Bill Maher's on my show. 600 00:27:28,160 --> 00:27:31,440 Listen to how snarky he was. And I was like, wow, 601 00:27:31,720 --> 00:27:32,119 but it's. 602 00:27:32,079 --> 00:27:34,039 Speaker 1: Totally but sounds like something Bill Maher would say. 603 00:27:34,359 --> 00:27:37,119 Speaker 3: But he's being funny he has been, Yeah, totally, and 604 00:27:37,319 --> 00:27:39,720 so he's Adam loves him now and he wants him 605 00:27:39,759 --> 00:27:41,599 to come on all the time, and he wants him 606 00:27:41,599 --> 00:27:44,759 to be snarky, specifically snarky Bill Maher. 607 00:27:46,119 --> 00:27:49,319 Speaker 4: But was he doing an actual Bill More impression? Oh yes, 608 00:27:49,440 --> 00:27:51,920 it's a Bill More impression. Yes, okay, yeah. 609 00:27:52,079 --> 00:27:55,000 Speaker 1: Oh here we go. Let's let's hear it. Let's hear 610 00:27:55,079 --> 00:27:59,160 a little Bill Maher. My daughter, I mean she is good. 611 00:28:01,839 --> 00:28:05,400 Speaker 6: Well I have a son and a daughter. Well they're twins. Yeah, 612 00:28:05,680 --> 00:28:09,839 oh god, well she's great, man, she's fun. We want 613 00:28:09,960 --> 00:28:13,799 people who have twins say they love them and they don't. Okay, 614 00:28:14,319 --> 00:28:16,839 there's no way that you feel any. 615 00:28:16,839 --> 00:28:20,359 Speaker 1: Love for your child out. But that's where you're wrong, Bill. 616 00:28:20,440 --> 00:28:21,720 I mean, I see, I'm like you. 617 00:28:21,839 --> 00:28:24,200 Speaker 7: I'm an atheist and I was single and I didn't 618 00:28:24,240 --> 00:28:26,359 think that was gonna happen for me. But man, once 619 00:28:26,400 --> 00:28:29,960 I saw these two little precious bungles land on this planet, 620 00:28:30,079 --> 00:28:32,440 I fell in love immediately with both of them. 621 00:28:32,839 --> 00:28:33,519 Speaker 4: What do they do? 622 00:28:34,039 --> 00:28:34,759 Speaker 1: Please tell me? 623 00:28:35,240 --> 00:28:39,240 Speaker 6: Besides crap, their parents take money from you, and when 624 00:28:39,240 --> 00:28:40,559 they're between thirteen and. 625 00:28:40,640 --> 00:28:42,240 Speaker 1: Twenty five hate the fuck out of you. 626 00:28:42,480 --> 00:28:46,880 Speaker 7: Oh yeah, okay, look that's look. They're not earners inta 627 00:28:47,279 --> 00:28:48,559 per se, you know what I mean. 628 00:28:48,720 --> 00:28:51,799 Speaker 1: Oh, they're gonna suck you dry their whole lives, believe me. 629 00:28:52,400 --> 00:28:57,279 Speaker 4: Oh my god, that's really nice. I know that's hilarious. Yeah, 630 00:28:58,200 --> 00:29:01,079 you know you know another thing that's gonna like really 631 00:29:01,359 --> 00:29:04,920 bring you joy. Yes, besides Kyle Dunnigan's impression of Bill 632 00:29:05,000 --> 00:29:08,920 maher share Yeah. 633 00:29:09,759 --> 00:29:16,359 Speaker 1: Okay, have you ever heard Share singing term time? Yes? 634 00:29:19,240 --> 00:29:24,400 But now you can hear Share sing abba. Oh my god? Right, 635 00:29:24,519 --> 00:29:25,599 you know what again? 636 00:29:25,640 --> 00:29:28,680 Speaker 4: I just want to remind you when they first told 637 00:29:28,759 --> 00:29:30,559 us that we were going to do ads for Share 638 00:29:30,960 --> 00:29:34,119 for her new album with No Code Us Love It 639 00:29:34,160 --> 00:29:36,799 on Share right, telling you how we feel about Share, 640 00:29:36,880 --> 00:29:37,640 our true feelings. 641 00:29:37,680 --> 00:29:38,680 Speaker 1: We're sharing about Share. 642 00:29:38,880 --> 00:29:41,680 Speaker 4: She's got a trans trans son, you know what's not 643 00:29:41,759 --> 00:29:45,480 to love, A fabulous voice. She's a freaking icon, she is, 644 00:29:45,720 --> 00:29:48,440 and she has a new album out featuring the song 645 00:29:49,000 --> 00:29:53,079 Gimme Gimme Gimme. That's right in parentheses of Man after Midnight. 646 00:29:53,200 --> 00:29:56,000 Speaker 1: Let's hear a moment of that and just a ton 647 00:29:56,200 --> 00:29:59,640 of other a ton of other probably. 648 00:29:59,440 --> 00:30:03,680 Speaker 3: Play it under Oh well, then that's even better. 649 00:30:03,920 --> 00:30:06,519 Speaker 1: So o s she's got what's all the anasades. I'm 650 00:30:06,519 --> 00:30:08,599 gonna break it when she says gimme, gimme, gimme. So 651 00:30:09,000 --> 00:30:10,920 she says, here a little bit of gimmy, gimme gimme. 652 00:30:11,319 --> 00:30:21,759 Now I'm gonna play it, annything kim Yeah, Okay, feel 653 00:30:21,799 --> 00:30:25,680 yourself at a gay disco at again. Just get your 654 00:30:25,839 --> 00:30:30,359 groove on with the hot guys. I am dancing the 655 00:30:30,559 --> 00:30:41,319 sweaty Yes, Palm Springs. Who does not like Share? I 656 00:30:41,440 --> 00:30:47,839 have never met anybody that doesn't like Share. She still 657 00:30:47,920 --> 00:30:50,079 got it. Man, You're not our friend if you don't 658 00:30:50,119 --> 00:30:54,319 like Share. I mean, she's listening her voice all the 659 00:30:54,480 --> 00:31:00,759 ABA songs, well, most of the ABBA songs. I'm into it. 660 00:31:01,799 --> 00:31:04,599 Sevani's dancing with her hands up like as if she's 661 00:31:04,640 --> 00:31:04,839 in a. 662 00:31:06,359 --> 00:31:10,519 Speaker 4: I just took my shirt off. It's good, all right, 663 00:31:10,599 --> 00:31:11,119 all right, all. 664 00:31:11,119 --> 00:31:14,640 Speaker 1: Right, all right, it's called it's called can tell them 665 00:31:14,680 --> 00:31:15,000 the name? 666 00:31:15,680 --> 00:31:20,119 Speaker 4: Uh, it's dancing Queen, Dancing Queen featuring all these songs, 667 00:31:20,200 --> 00:31:24,799 featuring a bunch of bunch of Abba songs, including the 668 00:31:24,920 --> 00:31:27,960 Winner Takes It All, The Winner Takes It. 669 00:31:28,039 --> 00:31:32,279 Speaker 1: All, the Loser has to that song That's night and 670 00:31:32,799 --> 00:31:36,960 can you hear the drums, Fernando, there is something in 671 00:31:37,160 --> 00:31:38,000 the end and. 672 00:31:44,640 --> 00:31:48,680 Speaker 4: Oh my goodness, Okay, yeah, yeah, I don't know what 673 00:31:48,759 --> 00:31:51,000 that was the weird noise that I did. 674 00:31:51,680 --> 00:31:54,160 Speaker 1: I know, we're like, doctor Bruce, Now, what else do 675 00:31:54,200 --> 00:31:57,440 you have going on? Onett? Really? 676 00:31:57,599 --> 00:31:59,319 Speaker 4: I mean, you know what I was thinking about that 677 00:31:59,480 --> 00:32:01,599 was making me ad for you on your behalf, not 678 00:32:01,759 --> 00:32:06,039 to reinvigorate your anger. But what is up with middle 679 00:32:06,079 --> 00:32:08,519 school having sports where they where they don't? 680 00:32:08,559 --> 00:32:10,960 Speaker 1: People don't make the team. I know, people who are 681 00:32:10,960 --> 00:32:13,599 already good at a sport. I know, Like, why are 682 00:32:13,640 --> 00:32:14,079 you having? 683 00:32:14,240 --> 00:32:14,279 Speaker 2: Like? 684 00:32:14,400 --> 00:32:17,039 Speaker 4: It makes me sad? Yeah, look, if you want to 685 00:32:17,119 --> 00:32:19,000 do that. This is I was just thinking about this 686 00:32:19,240 --> 00:32:21,400 and I was talking about it to somebody, and I 687 00:32:21,559 --> 00:32:24,480 was like, why don't they just have like my school has, 688 00:32:24,880 --> 00:32:28,640 which is what everybody can do the sport, right, some 689 00:32:28,759 --> 00:32:31,559 people are on varsity, Yeah, and then the rest of 690 00:32:31,599 --> 00:32:34,559 the people are on like JV, which is also kind 691 00:32:34,599 --> 00:32:37,680 of the fun team. So a select group of people 692 00:32:37,880 --> 00:32:40,160 are the ones that really go around to the schools. 693 00:32:39,839 --> 00:32:41,519 Speaker 1: And play competitively. 694 00:32:42,200 --> 00:32:45,359 Speaker 4: But anybody can play on the team, right, So the 695 00:32:45,480 --> 00:32:47,599 JV team, so that you know, at our school they 696 00:32:47,640 --> 00:32:52,480 separated it like this for girls basketball, there's a sixth 697 00:32:52,559 --> 00:32:56,799 grade team alone. Then there's the seventh and eighth graders 698 00:32:57,119 --> 00:32:59,000 are separated into varsity and JV. 699 00:32:59,680 --> 00:33:01,839 Speaker 1: Yeah, but nobody gets turned away. 700 00:33:02,599 --> 00:33:06,799 Speaker 3: Yeah, they have that with track, and Sonny did it 701 00:33:07,000 --> 00:33:10,119 and didn't want to do it because, frankly, the coach 702 00:33:10,359 --> 00:33:11,160 was a biatch. 703 00:33:12,400 --> 00:33:13,279 Speaker 1: I think she needs to. 704 00:33:13,319 --> 00:33:15,160 Speaker 3: Be, you know, like, if you're not going to show, 705 00:33:15,279 --> 00:33:17,720 you're not going to be on whatever. I don't know, 706 00:33:17,799 --> 00:33:20,319 it's just it was after anyway, he's got enough going on. 707 00:33:20,799 --> 00:33:26,640 But yeah, I mean they had their first flag football 708 00:33:27,599 --> 00:33:31,200 and all his I mean all his friends pretty much, 709 00:33:31,359 --> 00:33:33,839 not all but his close friends made the team. 710 00:33:34,359 --> 00:33:36,799 Speaker 1: That's soid I know. And so they they're getting on 711 00:33:36,960 --> 00:33:38,400 they can leave early. 712 00:33:38,720 --> 00:33:40,640 Speaker 3: On one of the days, they got on the school 713 00:33:40,720 --> 00:33:43,799 bus to drive to the other school and he calls 714 00:33:43,839 --> 00:33:45,359 after school and says, I really want to go to 715 00:33:45,400 --> 00:33:45,799 their game. 716 00:33:45,880 --> 00:33:46,640 Speaker 1: Can I go to their game? 717 00:33:46,720 --> 00:33:46,799 Speaker 4: Can? 718 00:33:46,920 --> 00:33:48,720 Speaker 1: I can't go on the bus, but can you drive me? 719 00:33:49,519 --> 00:33:52,440 Has a city. And the thing is he's fucking good 720 00:33:52,480 --> 00:33:55,759 at football. I know he's really good. Like I know, 721 00:33:56,680 --> 00:33:57,279 why do it? 722 00:33:57,400 --> 00:33:57,440 Speaker 3: Like? 723 00:33:57,559 --> 00:33:59,160 Speaker 1: Why do that? He's twelve years old? 724 00:33:59,319 --> 00:34:01,319 Speaker 4: Why are you going to already make a sport a 725 00:34:01,400 --> 00:34:03,720 thing where you're like only the elite, only the. 726 00:34:03,759 --> 00:34:05,319 Speaker 1: Best of the Like, why are you going to make 727 00:34:05,359 --> 00:34:06,960 some kids feel shitty about themselves? 728 00:34:07,920 --> 00:34:08,039 Speaker 3: Right? 729 00:34:08,199 --> 00:34:11,719 Speaker 4: I know it's it's competitive, and it's just it's I know, 730 00:34:12,079 --> 00:34:14,679 it is so s to be so competitive at that age. 731 00:34:15,000 --> 00:34:17,599 It's like it should be about learning, well, like port 732 00:34:17,760 --> 00:34:22,639 there's practices, should be about playing football and learning. Tell me, yeah, 733 00:34:22,840 --> 00:34:27,519 building at the tryouts Sonny, And I've I've watched it 734 00:34:27,639 --> 00:34:30,599 tryout sometimes, Like when he tried out for that elite 735 00:34:30,679 --> 00:34:33,199 basketball thing that he's on, I was like, how does 736 00:34:33,239 --> 00:34:34,239 the coach even though you're good? 737 00:34:34,280 --> 00:34:36,239 Speaker 1: He didn't even see you. Like the most of the 738 00:34:36,280 --> 00:34:38,239 time he was was talking to a parent. 739 00:34:38,559 --> 00:34:42,440 Speaker 3: It's one guy who's auditioning like, I don't know, forty 740 00:34:42,599 --> 00:34:45,679 five fifty sixty kids maybe in a not okay, now 741 00:34:45,840 --> 00:34:48,760 dribble this way, now dribble back. He's talking to a 742 00:34:48,880 --> 00:34:50,679 parent like mostly he doesn't you're in the middle of 743 00:34:50,760 --> 00:34:53,440 a crowd. And then he picks like a few what 744 00:34:53,920 --> 00:34:56,159 did Sonny not make his school basketball team? Even know 745 00:34:56,239 --> 00:34:58,199 they don't haven't had that, they haven't had that. Yeah, 746 00:34:58,280 --> 00:35:01,159 but the so so so he said when he auditioned 747 00:35:01,239 --> 00:35:04,440 for or tried out for the flag football, he said, Mom, 748 00:35:04,559 --> 00:35:06,599 the kid, the guy didn't even look in my direction. 749 00:35:06,880 --> 00:35:09,320 So all the kids in his line did not make 750 00:35:09,599 --> 00:35:11,519 And there was kids in his line that are just 751 00:35:11,639 --> 00:35:14,360 as good as all the other kids that have played 752 00:35:14,400 --> 00:35:17,400 flag football before outside of the school that didn't make 753 00:35:17,440 --> 00:35:19,800 the team. And he's like, of course we didn't because 754 00:35:19,840 --> 00:35:23,360 the coach wasn't didn't look in our direction. 755 00:35:23,480 --> 00:35:27,039 Speaker 1: He was focusing on like a certain And then also 756 00:35:27,440 --> 00:35:29,320 it's some of these parents that. 757 00:35:29,519 --> 00:35:32,119 Speaker 3: Like, especially some of the dads that show up at 758 00:35:32,480 --> 00:35:36,760 the thing, and I wonder like if look, if I'm 759 00:35:36,800 --> 00:35:40,119 a dad, I just think to myself if Adam showed 760 00:35:40,199 --> 00:35:43,960 up and was talking to the coach and I was like, 761 00:35:44,159 --> 00:35:46,960 that's a great program, you know, I played whatever whatever 762 00:35:47,119 --> 00:35:47,320 I mean. 763 00:35:47,440 --> 00:35:49,679 Speaker 1: And I think that he. 764 00:35:49,679 --> 00:35:52,840 Speaker 3: Would have gotten not because he's Adam, just because he's 765 00:35:52,880 --> 00:35:56,920 a dad showed interest. I mean, I think I think 766 00:35:56,960 --> 00:35:59,159 he would have gotten on because he would he would 767 00:35:59,199 --> 00:36:02,159 say my son. Then the coach would look over at 768 00:36:02,360 --> 00:36:05,039 his son in the direction. There's a lot of dads 769 00:36:05,039 --> 00:36:07,880 that showed up, and I start thinking to myself, Okay, 770 00:36:07,920 --> 00:36:09,639 this has got to be so I don't know, why 771 00:36:09,719 --> 00:36:11,000 are the dads showing up in the middle of the 772 00:36:11,119 --> 00:36:12,800 day for tryouts. 773 00:36:12,960 --> 00:36:13,559 Speaker 1: And they also have. 774 00:36:13,639 --> 00:36:16,119 Speaker 3: Older kids at the school, so they must know something 775 00:36:16,159 --> 00:36:18,840 that I didn't know. And it's kind of the same 776 00:36:18,880 --> 00:36:21,679 with the basketball. Even though Sonny's on that elite basketball team, 777 00:36:22,000 --> 00:36:24,880 there's a lot of not a lot, but there's a 778 00:36:25,000 --> 00:36:27,960 couple moms that are like I've just said this before, that. 779 00:36:28,039 --> 00:36:31,079 Speaker 1: Are you know, running the guy. He's a young guy. 780 00:36:31,519 --> 00:36:34,079 Speaker 3: And when we go to Vegas, they're like, all volunteer 781 00:36:34,199 --> 00:36:36,880 to do the bowling night and all volunteer. 782 00:36:36,519 --> 00:36:38,400 Speaker 1: To do this over at the spy the pool and 783 00:36:38,480 --> 00:36:42,280 all whatever. So of course, you know I just I 784 00:36:42,360 --> 00:36:45,199 don't know. And who are the parents that show up 785 00:36:45,239 --> 00:36:50,440 at all the practices together? I don't know, husband and wife. 786 00:36:51,559 --> 00:36:54,000 I had whatever. 787 00:36:54,360 --> 00:36:56,320 Speaker 3: I had to pick up Sonny from practice the other 788 00:36:56,480 --> 00:37:02,320 night at ten thirty nine, nine thirty, and uh, I 789 00:37:02,360 --> 00:37:03,920 don't want to get out of the car because it's 790 00:37:04,079 --> 00:37:05,880 first of all, it's like a nine thirty at night. 791 00:37:06,000 --> 00:37:07,480 Speaker 1: I just want to pull up and pick them up. 792 00:37:07,960 --> 00:37:10,719 Speaker 3: But I was about to get on the out of 793 00:37:10,760 --> 00:37:14,599 the car, but then there's the you know, the husband 794 00:37:14,639 --> 00:37:17,159 and wife are there, and I like, I can't remember 795 00:37:17,199 --> 00:37:20,119 the day. I didn't know anyway, I just decided to 796 00:37:20,159 --> 00:37:21,519 wait in the car and I was just I was 797 00:37:21,599 --> 00:37:24,559 like why, And then I didn't say anything. And then 798 00:37:24,679 --> 00:37:27,559 Sonny gets in the car and he mentions the kid, 799 00:37:28,760 --> 00:37:31,719 and and then he was and then he said, and 800 00:37:31,840 --> 00:37:34,199 I don't know why his parents, both of them come 801 00:37:34,960 --> 00:37:35,519 to all. 802 00:37:35,400 --> 00:37:38,039 Speaker 1: The practices, all the practices. 803 00:37:37,639 --> 00:37:43,000 Speaker 3: Both he's an only child and sit and watch and 804 00:37:43,119 --> 00:37:45,079 he's like, I go, would you want me? 805 00:37:45,119 --> 00:37:47,199 Speaker 1: And he goes no. I said, would you want dad? 806 00:37:47,239 --> 00:37:50,519 And he goes no, especially not at that age. He'sa 807 00:37:50,519 --> 00:37:51,760 sit there and watch the entire time. 808 00:37:51,920 --> 00:37:55,840 Speaker 3: No, He's like, of course, my games. But to practice 809 00:37:55,960 --> 00:37:59,559 is like, is there something I'm missing? I guess I'm 810 00:37:59,599 --> 00:38:01,880 not judging. I just don't get it. 811 00:38:02,280 --> 00:38:04,840 Speaker 1: I don't get Look, I don't get anywhere by myself. 812 00:38:04,920 --> 00:38:06,239 Go sit at his practice for an hour. 813 00:38:06,840 --> 00:38:10,800 Speaker 4: Xander's been playing a lot of basketball. He's doing basketball 814 00:38:10,800 --> 00:38:16,039 for Kiki, and Friday nights they do. They go at 815 00:38:16,079 --> 00:38:19,880 six o'clock for a practice, seven to eight is a scrimmage, 816 00:38:19,960 --> 00:38:22,280 and then eight to nine they play a game and 817 00:38:22,519 --> 00:38:26,000 Kiki calls it daycare with sweat, which I love. Yeah, 818 00:38:26,000 --> 00:38:28,800 it's like he's not expecting parents to be sitting there 819 00:38:28,840 --> 00:38:29,960 the whole Well, am I going to sit there for 820 00:38:30,000 --> 00:38:30,519 three hours? 821 00:38:30,639 --> 00:38:33,039 Speaker 1: It's not. So I drop him off at six and 822 00:38:33,159 --> 00:38:34,199 let him go to practice. 823 00:38:34,239 --> 00:38:37,440 Speaker 4: And like last time I on Friday, I took LB 824 00:38:37,559 --> 00:38:39,440 and we went and ate at Alpoil Loco, and then 825 00:38:40,719 --> 00:38:44,840 went home, dropped off food for Sadian John and then 826 00:38:45,000 --> 00:38:47,920 meandered our way back and watched the scrimmage in the game. 827 00:38:48,000 --> 00:38:49,599 But you know, there were parents that were there the 828 00:38:49,880 --> 00:38:52,079 entire time for three hours. Two parents. 829 00:38:52,480 --> 00:38:55,400 Speaker 1: Well, I don't like the kids in seventh grade. Why, 830 00:38:56,199 --> 00:38:57,360 I just don't understand. 831 00:38:59,199 --> 00:39:01,880 Speaker 4: I don't know, these are the same people that we 832 00:39:02,280 --> 00:39:05,480 that I think that I don't know. Maybe they have 833 00:39:05,760 --> 00:39:07,840 no other life than just hanging out with their kids. 834 00:39:07,960 --> 00:39:10,760 Speaker 1: Yeah, I know they don't. I don't think. Well, I 835 00:39:10,800 --> 00:39:14,280 don't know. Maybe they do. Maybe they just really love 836 00:39:14,320 --> 00:39:16,320 their kids more than we love our kids. Yeah. 837 00:39:18,960 --> 00:39:21,280 Speaker 4: I know there's so many things that I bitch about that. 838 00:39:21,400 --> 00:39:24,360 Maybe it's because it makes me feel better about yourself 839 00:39:24,440 --> 00:39:29,960 lesson like that, like why am I super nogad? 840 00:39:30,400 --> 00:39:30,440 Speaker 5: Like? 841 00:39:30,800 --> 00:39:30,960 Speaker 1: Right? 842 00:39:31,239 --> 00:39:33,480 Speaker 4: But then, like I said, but I will ask Xander 843 00:39:33,639 --> 00:39:34,960 like do you need do you want me to be 844 00:39:35,039 --> 00:39:35,960 there during your practice? 845 00:39:36,000 --> 00:39:39,320 Speaker 1: And he says no, right? Fine? Right would you want 846 00:39:39,320 --> 00:39:39,639 to do? 847 00:39:40,079 --> 00:39:42,719 Speaker 3: By the way, like at these practices and stuff, they 848 00:39:42,760 --> 00:39:45,480 get they get intent sometimes so that like the coach 849 00:39:45,519 --> 00:39:48,159 will go like Sonny, I said, like, do you want 850 00:39:48,199 --> 00:39:50,480 your kid to get yelled at while you're in front 851 00:39:50,519 --> 00:39:51,199 of their parents? 852 00:39:51,280 --> 00:39:51,360 Speaker 2: Now? 853 00:39:51,400 --> 00:39:52,719 Speaker 1: They don't want to be yelled at in front of 854 00:39:52,760 --> 00:39:55,639 their parents, right, that's right? 855 00:39:55,719 --> 00:39:55,840 Speaker 2: Good? 856 00:39:55,960 --> 00:39:56,079 Speaker 1: Is that? 857 00:39:56,239 --> 00:39:56,280 Speaker 2: Do? 858 00:39:56,400 --> 00:39:57,239 Speaker 1: I I don't know? 859 00:39:58,480 --> 00:40:00,800 Speaker 3: But then I now I know why kids on all 860 00:40:01,639 --> 00:40:04,199 makes it through all the tryouts. 861 00:40:04,920 --> 00:40:07,639 Speaker 1: You know that kid is on all the teams. Let 862 00:40:07,679 --> 00:40:10,840 me ask you this about basketball? Do you have do 863 00:40:10,960 --> 00:40:11,320 you ever? 864 00:40:11,480 --> 00:40:16,679 Speaker 4: Uh? Do you get like mad about Yeah, so kids 865 00:40:16,719 --> 00:40:20,239 that like don't pass because oh my god, okay, because 866 00:40:20,280 --> 00:40:22,639 there's a kid. There are a couple of them, but 867 00:40:22,679 --> 00:40:25,719 there's one in particular that does not pass the ball. 868 00:40:26,360 --> 00:40:26,920 Speaker 1: And it got me. 869 00:40:27,400 --> 00:40:31,039 Speaker 4: It was to the point where I was like, this kid, okay, 870 00:40:31,119 --> 00:40:35,400 this is so inside basketball. But he uh is oftentimes 871 00:40:35,440 --> 00:40:38,400 the point guard dribbles right into traffic like he's so 872 00:40:38,679 --> 00:40:40,480 averse to passing the ball. 873 00:40:41,079 --> 00:40:42,559 Speaker 1: He just wants to do it. 874 00:40:42,800 --> 00:40:45,039 Speaker 4: Yes, so he will go right into traffic he gets 875 00:40:45,039 --> 00:40:47,639 the ball taken away from him, or he shoots it 876 00:40:47,719 --> 00:40:49,280 from like half court or. 877 00:40:49,400 --> 00:40:52,239 Speaker 1: Just and then doesn't ever score. And it's not just 878 00:40:52,360 --> 00:40:55,320 me because Xander's always like so and so does not 879 00:40:55,480 --> 00:40:57,639 pass the ball. And it got so bad that I 880 00:40:57,800 --> 00:41:00,760 said to Kiki. I was like, Kiki, yeah, well, I 881 00:41:00,880 --> 00:41:02,639 was like, I know, want to be this parent. I go, 882 00:41:02,800 --> 00:41:04,760 but so and so never passes the ball. 883 00:41:05,079 --> 00:41:07,519 Speaker 4: Yeah, And he's like, well, it's the position I have 884 00:41:07,679 --> 00:41:10,719 him and he's playing guard. And I was like, I know, 885 00:41:11,000 --> 00:41:14,880 but there isn't part of the game passing the ball around. 886 00:41:14,920 --> 00:41:16,679 I mean, they're only ten, aren't they supposed to be 887 00:41:16,760 --> 00:41:17,760 learning to pass it? 888 00:41:18,199 --> 00:41:19,199 Speaker 1: Like I go, I get it. 889 00:41:19,400 --> 00:41:21,519 Speaker 4: I get that every kid wants to be like the 890 00:41:21,559 --> 00:41:23,559 star of the team. Right, But I go, but he's 891 00:41:23,639 --> 00:41:26,079 not making shots because he's not in a good position 892 00:41:26,159 --> 00:41:29,760 to shoot. Yeah, but he insists on shooting every time. 893 00:41:30,360 --> 00:41:33,000 Speaker 1: And then I saw him kind of say something. But 894 00:41:33,559 --> 00:41:38,119 the parents are uber parents. That's always that. 895 00:41:38,639 --> 00:41:43,480 Speaker 4: Yes, uber parents. They're together at every game, at every practice. 896 00:41:43,559 --> 00:41:46,360 They're both sitting there. They got two kids playing. They're 897 00:41:47,119 --> 00:41:52,599 super nice, they're not. But I'm wondering if it makes 898 00:41:52,679 --> 00:41:56,119 the coach feel uncomfortable to be like, you got to 899 00:41:56,159 --> 00:41:59,000 pass the ball when the parents are going to be like, no, 900 00:41:59,119 --> 00:41:59,639 he doesn't, you. 901 00:41:59,679 --> 00:42:00,719 Speaker 2: Know, No, I know. 902 00:42:01,119 --> 00:42:03,239 Speaker 3: But that's another thing that's at the flip side too. 903 00:42:03,440 --> 00:42:05,400 If you're sitting there, then the coach is going to 904 00:42:05,440 --> 00:42:09,880 feel like weird or awkward, right and right, I don't know, 905 00:42:10,559 --> 00:42:14,000 but no, I know those kids they're called ball hogs obviously, 906 00:42:14,320 --> 00:42:16,599 and they annoy the shit out of everybody. 907 00:42:16,800 --> 00:42:19,639 Speaker 1: Do they change a lot? Like Kent Jensen's mom, like 908 00:42:19,800 --> 00:42:21,800 just all the time. 909 00:42:22,000 --> 00:42:25,119 Speaker 3: Like she'll gets to the point sometimes where she'll say something, 910 00:42:25,360 --> 00:42:29,039 I mean, we've been together throughout basketball since they were five, right, 911 00:42:29,360 --> 00:42:31,480 But I so I've seen her in action, like and 912 00:42:31,599 --> 00:42:33,880 she knows the lingo and more than I do. 913 00:42:34,320 --> 00:42:39,480 Speaker 1: You know, hey, touchdown, But like I know, no, I 914 00:42:39,800 --> 00:42:42,280 I don't get it. 915 00:42:42,400 --> 00:42:44,920 Speaker 3: There's some kids that that are great and they plow 916 00:42:45,039 --> 00:42:47,199 right through and they make it. I've seen that too, 917 00:42:47,840 --> 00:42:50,719 and they're But like I was watching Sonny's football game. 918 00:42:50,800 --> 00:42:53,320 It was the first one of the season, and he 919 00:42:53,559 --> 00:42:56,960 was open all the time. He has his hands up open. Oh, 920 00:42:56,960 --> 00:42:58,159 but the kate kept throwing it to. 921 00:42:58,199 --> 00:43:01,519 Speaker 1: The same kid, and it's like, call he coach, why 922 00:43:01,599 --> 00:43:04,880 not was it? Why are they same kids? Saying kids kid? 923 00:43:05,039 --> 00:43:05,159 Speaker 4: Right? 924 00:43:05,519 --> 00:43:05,559 Speaker 2: Lo? 925 00:43:06,119 --> 00:43:06,320 Speaker 4: Yeah? 926 00:43:09,039 --> 00:43:11,639 Speaker 1: Yeah, why not? There's a lot of not just Sonny, 927 00:43:11,679 --> 00:43:14,559 there's a lot of other open kids. I don't get it. 928 00:43:14,760 --> 00:43:18,920 I just don't. Our coach did start to say, hey, 929 00:43:19,079 --> 00:43:20,880 so and so is open. So and so is open. 930 00:43:21,159 --> 00:43:24,280 But then I become crazy mom because I'm yelling. They 931 00:43:24,360 --> 00:43:27,360 call it. They call Xander Mattador. He gives all you 932 00:43:27,400 --> 00:43:27,880 know how I told you. 933 00:43:27,960 --> 00:43:28,119 Speaker 3: Yeah. 934 00:43:28,119 --> 00:43:30,280 Speaker 4: They gives everyone a nickname. Yeah, so he used to 935 00:43:30,320 --> 00:43:33,119 be Maddie. He got Madador at that, but Madador is 936 00:43:33,119 --> 00:43:36,440 still his nickname, right. He gives him all nicknames, sad 937 00:43:37,360 --> 00:43:40,679 Sadie's potato chips, potato ches. He calls her chip and 938 00:43:40,760 --> 00:43:44,719 then Elbie used to be Bambi. When she was younger, 939 00:43:44,920 --> 00:43:47,000 she had big brown eyes. He called her Bambi, but 940 00:43:47,079 --> 00:43:48,880 then as she got a little older he started calling 941 00:43:48,920 --> 00:43:50,079 her bambam Ah. 942 00:43:50,320 --> 00:43:55,239 Speaker 1: That's cute. Yeah, so uh anyway, yeah, but so I'm 943 00:43:55,239 --> 00:44:00,239 always like mad at doors open like a crazy person too. 944 00:44:00,559 --> 00:44:02,639 You got thata door over there side of the. 945 00:44:02,679 --> 00:44:06,119 Speaker 3: Car, he's right open, right, I need too. And if 946 00:44:06,159 --> 00:44:10,440 I'm with Natalia, you had Mada door open, nat shut. 947 00:44:10,800 --> 00:44:13,559 She'll pinch me and go, don't you're embarrassing him? I 948 00:44:13,639 --> 00:44:15,360 got my embarrassing him or you? 949 00:44:15,519 --> 00:44:16,199 Speaker 1: Which one is it? 950 00:44:16,400 --> 00:44:19,039 Speaker 3: Because he can't hear me, clearly, nobody can hear me, 951 00:44:19,480 --> 00:44:22,079 right right, But anyway, you're. 952 00:44:22,000 --> 00:44:24,800 Speaker 4: Like, I'm clearly not influencing the game at all now. 953 00:44:25,840 --> 00:44:27,840 And by the way, if you like our show, but 954 00:44:28,000 --> 00:44:29,599 you're like, how can I listen to just a. 955 00:44:29,599 --> 00:44:30,239 Speaker 1: Little bit more? 956 00:44:31,400 --> 00:44:33,159 Speaker 4: And how can it be like a little bit juicy, 957 00:44:33,519 --> 00:44:36,719 right little juici or yes, Patreon, that's where it's at 958 00:44:36,800 --> 00:44:37,119 right now. 959 00:44:37,679 --> 00:44:42,079 Speaker 1: Thank you. That's it, Thanks, Kaylen, Thanks Kaylen. You have 960 00:44:42,159 --> 00:44:44,920 a good weekend. Have a good weekend. Everybody. You're a 961 00:44:45,000 --> 00:44:46,440 parent now, don't have it up? 962 00:45:07,880 --> 00:45:10,760 Speaker 5: Can it? Can it? 963 00:45:10,960 --> 00:45:11,920 Speaker 2: Can it adjustment? 964 00:45:13,079 --> 00:45:13,880 Speaker 5: Can I give it. 965 00:45:16,440 --> 00:45:17,159 Speaker 2: A judgment? 966 00:45:18,360 --> 00:45:42,760 Speaker 5: Can diment din. 967 00:45:45,760 --> 00:45:46,280 Speaker 2: Adjustment? 968 00:45:47,519 --> 00:45:49,000 Speaker 5: Can it be the justice? 969 00:45:57,960 --> 00:46:29,480 Speaker 2: Lil? Can can you set 970 00:46:54,519 --> 00:46:54,559 Speaker 5: H