Speaker 1: It is The Jesse Kelly Show. Another hour of The
Speaker 1: Jesse Kelly Show on a Friday, and ask doctor Jesse Friday,
Speaker 1: and we have a bunch to get to. We're going
Speaker 1: to talk about deporting illegals, how does polling work, the
Speaker 1: Baton death March, being a Texas Ranger, all that and
Speaker 1: so much more coming up this hour on The Jesse
Speaker 1: Kelly Show. Also, I am going to play voicemails. I
Speaker 1: forgot to mention. On top of emailing the show, which
Speaker 1: you can do Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. We
Speaker 1: also have a place for you to leave voicemails. Yeah,
Speaker 1: good call Chris, Jewish producer. Chris wanted me to remind
Speaker 1: you to keep him fairly short. You want it to
Speaker 1: be played on the air, It's gotta be fairly short,
Speaker 1: just like the calls. Get right to the point. But
Speaker 1: you can leave us voicemails eight seven seven three seven
Speaker 1: seven four three seven three eight seven seven three seven
Speaker 1: seven four three seven three. I played a little bit
Speaker 1: of this one earlier, but it just seems appropriate. This
Speaker 1: would be the first.
Speaker 2: Time I was listening last night and you were talking
Speaker 2: about hallopena flakes and pizza. Now I'm gonna tell you
Speaker 2: those hallopena flakes. As long as they're hot enough to
Speaker 2: burn your bawl, those things will be great with some
Speaker 2: pineapple and some sweet Italian sausage. Nah, I would not
Speaker 2: let you down. You get a nice Brooklyn crust and
Speaker 2: some nice sauce, mozzarella, those Halopenia flakes, pineapple, the sausage,
Speaker 2: best pizza in the world.
Speaker 1: I've better reject the pineapple. Other than that, that sounds fantastic.
Speaker 1: Little sausage, little jilapeno pepper flakes, Chris, we should order pizza.
Speaker 1: Did we already have pizza this week?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 1: Who cares? Let's order some pizza. Oh wait, I don't
Speaker 1: have the jilapeno pepper flakes, Chris. Can you order some
Speaker 1: for the studio please? How have you not already done
Speaker 1: this anyway? Jesse. Trump often mentions that he would deport
Speaker 1: all the illegal aliens. Let me push back on you
Speaker 1: on that a little bit, Chris. I needed to grab
Speaker 1: something for me if you can find it. If not,
Speaker 1: it's totally fine. Trump sat down with Cheryl Atkisson, and
Speaker 1: Cheryl actually asked him what I had brought up many
Speaker 1: many times before that mass deportation. I have no faith
Speaker 1: that it will happen, because if they try mass deportation,
Speaker 1: you will see the largest propaganda campaign against it in
Speaker 1: human history. It will exceed the COVID propaganda you saw. Because,
Speaker 1: as we discussed in depth last night, I'm not going
Speaker 1: to do this again. The world governments need mass immigration
Speaker 1: into countries to destroy them the way they want. It's
Speaker 1: a central part of their plan. They're not going to
Speaker 1: give it up for nothing. Cheryl Atkisson asked Trump, Hey,
Speaker 1: what the first time you load a crying mother on there? Anyway,
Speaker 1: As Chris looks that up, I'll move on to the
Speaker 1: rest of the email, because I have a separate point
Speaker 1: to make. The guy said, like you, I'm not sure
Speaker 1: the American people have the fortitude and resolved to see
Speaker 1: our immigration laws being strictly enforced. Would it help? Do
Speaker 1: you think if a narrative was established that, instead forcibly
Speaker 1: exporting illegal immigrants were instead of that, we're kindly and
Speaker 1: gently repatriating these poor, lost, misguided souls to their homeland
Speaker 1: and forefathers. He said, Thanks, Jesse and Chris, you guys
Speaker 1: are the closest thing to Russian snurdly out there. His
Speaker 1: name is Chuck. Okay, so what if we He's essentially saying,
Speaker 1: what if we start prepping the ground now and adjusting
Speaker 1: the language and say, no, we're not being mean to them,
Speaker 1: We're just trying to help them. Well, let me let
Speaker 1: me explain why that's a terrible idea. And I understand
Speaker 1: what you're getting at. It's not a stupid email at all,
Speaker 1: but let me by way, it's a terrible idea that
Speaker 1: would never work. You know, accepting the premise, Accepting a
Speaker 1: false premise is the easiest way to lose an argument.
Speaker 1: In fact, it's a guaranteed way to lose an argument.
Speaker 1: The communists understand this. We have never understood this in
Speaker 1: a way we should. I'm going to use a different
Speaker 1: political issue, but it's along the exact same lines. Remember
Speaker 1: the House passing this cr continuing resolution where they don't
Speaker 1: cut a penny, they keep blowing through our money. Remember
Speaker 1: what Mike Johnson got up at the podium, this is
Speaker 1: this one yesterday, two days ago, got up at the
Speaker 1: podium and said this.
Speaker 3: Weoth crs as much as anyone, but this is the
Speaker 3: situation that the Senate Democrat leadership put us in. It
Speaker 3: would be political malpractice to shut the government down. I
Speaker 3: think everyone understands that, and so we hope that this
Speaker 3: will get done quickly and we get everybody back home
Speaker 3: to their districts to work into the campaign trail.
Speaker 1: What's that it'd be political malpractice to shut down the government. Well,
Speaker 1: as soon as you say that, as soon as you
Speaker 1: walk into a negotiation. Let's say, let's say we're having
Speaker 1: a merger. I'm a good company, Jesse's Burgers, And let's
Speaker 1: say there's an evil company, Chris's Banking. All right, So
Speaker 1: Chris's Banking and Jesse's Burgers, we're gonna have a merger, okay.
Speaker 1: And in this merger, I the good guys. I walk
Speaker 1: in there with Chris's Banking the bad guys, and I
Speaker 1: declare that, no matter what happens, we will have a deal,
Speaker 1: because I absolutely positively will not walk out of here
Speaker 1: without us being merged. What have I just done? I've
Speaker 1: just destroyed the negotiations for me. I cannot possibly win
Speaker 1: these negotiations at all, because now Chris's Banking, they understand
Speaker 1: full well I won't walk away. As long as I've
Speaker 1: taken walk away off the table, then I've accepted the
Speaker 1: premise that there must be a merger. And if there
Speaker 1: must be a merger, then the bad guys Chris's Banking
Speaker 1: are going to get more than they ever got before.
Speaker 1: Let's circle back to your immigration argument. What if we
Speaker 1: started prepping the ground the American people that it should
Speaker 1: be done, that they were doing this nicely, we're actually
Speaker 1: helping them. Well, we are accepting all kinds of false
Speaker 1: premises there at all one, And I'll go ahead and
Speaker 1: drive this one home because it's the main one. Why
Speaker 1: do I have to be nice? I don't owe you
Speaker 1: a thing. You came to my country from your country.
Speaker 1: You owe me. I don't owe you. And if you're
Speaker 1: here illegally, you can pack up your crap and leave,
Speaker 1: and you can scream until you're blue in the face
Speaker 1: about how mean I am. I can't believe this. Ba, mommy,
Speaker 1: ba bah. I don't give a crap. All of you leave. Leave.
Speaker 1: I don't have to be nice. I have to enforce
Speaker 1: the law and protect my civilization. We don't need to
Speaker 1: prepare the American people or try to convince them that
Speaker 1: deportation of people here illegally is the nice thing to do.
Speaker 1: What we need to do is explain to the American
Speaker 1: people that we are a sovereign country of citizens, and
Speaker 1: the most evil people on planet Earth will continue leading
Speaker 1: this country if we allow the mass import of barbarians
Speaker 1: from all over the planet. So I don't care how
Speaker 1: much you wine and cry and sob and mommy and
Speaker 1: baba bah bah bah, get on a freaking plane and
Speaker 1: go and don't come back. Don't accept the premise that
Speaker 1: you have to be nice. You don't have to be nice.
Speaker 1: Now back to what you were talking about, deporting all illegals.
Speaker 1: Not trying to pour cold water on anybody right now,
Speaker 1: but understand that. Well here it is, play it. Chris
Speaker 1: Trump sat down with Cheryl Atkinson and she pretty much
Speaker 1: asked him what I talked about all the time.
Speaker 4: On immigration, which you've mentioned. Most people seem to think
Speaker 4: that you can tighten up the border. And for the
Speaker 4: untold millions who are here illegally that you referred to,
Speaker 4: you've talked about a mass deportation program. How is that
Speaker 4: practically possible because a lot of the millions of people
Speaker 4: have had children here who are American citizens. And don't
Speaker 4: you think the first time there is an image on
Speaker 4: television of a family tearfully being told to board a
Speaker 4: bus that that whole program would end.
Speaker 5: That's right.
Speaker 6: If you take a young woman with two beautiful children
Speaker 6: and you put her on a bus and it ends
Speaker 6: up on the front page of every newspaper makes it
Speaker 6: a lot harder.
Speaker 7: So we're going to look at it very closely. Are
Speaker 7: you The way you phrase it is exactly right. You
Speaker 7: put one wrong person onto a bus or onto an airplane,
Speaker 7: and your radical left lunatics will try and make it
Speaker 7: sound like the worst thing that's ever happened. But we're
Speaker 7: getting the criminals out, and we're going to do that fast.
Speaker 4: I immigrate.
Speaker 1: One minute. Remember, the campaign against mass immigration will be
Speaker 1: the largest, most hostile propaganda campaign in the history of mankind.
Speaker 1: You're about to witness it if Trump gets elected. In fact,
Speaker 1: I wouldn't. I wouldn't say it's impossible for Republicans and
Speaker 1: Democrats to impeach Trump if he actually attempts to do it.
Speaker 1: We are two months before the election. He got asked
Speaker 1: a very simple, very good question from Shiro Atkinson. We
Speaker 1: played a one minute SoundBite and it already went from
Speaker 1: mass deportation to well, the criminals. You see, this is
Speaker 1: why I've been trying to steal you the American people,
Speaker 1: for what we have to do. Mass deportation has to happen. Criminals, men, women, children,
Speaker 1: all of them must go without it. We can't put
Speaker 1: Humpty Dumpty back together again. There are too many people
Speaker 1: here without any loyalty to this place. All right, all right,
Speaker 1: let's talk about how polling works in the Baton Death
Speaker 1: March and more. It is the Jesse Kelly Show on
Speaker 1: a Friday, and ask doctor Jesse Friday. If you missed
Speaker 1: any part of the show. You can download the whole
Speaker 1: thing on iHeart, on Spotify, on iTunes. Let's go to
Speaker 1: the voicemail thing. I remember we take those now, figure,
Speaker 1: since we really don't hardly ever take calls, I might
Speaker 1: aso get into the voicemail game. Seven seven three seven
Speaker 1: seven four three seven three. I like this one. This
Speaker 1: is Martin. I'm in New York.
Speaker 2: You are the less articulate but equally great guy who
Speaker 2: took over for Rush.
Speaker 1: Less articulate, that's very true. I don't know a lot
Speaker 1: of words and stuff that's very true about this.
Speaker 5: One, mister Kelly. I just have a question. Are we
Speaker 5: ever going to find out who this clerk is probably
Speaker 5: a female on the Supreme Court who keeps leaking all
Speaker 5: of these abortion decisions before their time. That seems that
Speaker 5: everybody's given up on that and she's just going to
Speaker 5: be sitting there getting ready to do it again. So
Speaker 5: it's just curious as to your thoughts on that subject.
Speaker 1: It's a very good thing to bring up, because we
Speaker 1: we move past scandals, even huge scandals. I'm guilty of
Speaker 1: this too. We move past scandals because there's always a
Speaker 1: new one. Now there's always a new scandal, always a
Speaker 1: new lie, a new thing to tackle every day. So
Speaker 1: even big things we will move on from. Remember remember
Speaker 1: the whole Row versus Wade thing Supreme Court decisions. So
Speaker 1: when the Supreme Court meets and they finally make a decision,
Speaker 1: this one's about Roe versus Wade, and they decide they're
Speaker 1: going to overturn it. Those decisions have always, always, always
Speaker 1: been kept secret until the time came to release the decision.
Speaker 1: And that is done for a variety of reasons, and
Speaker 1: one of the main ones is they don't want the
Speaker 1: public to threaten the justices, try to intimidate the justices
Speaker 1: one way or the other. Where they were getting ready
Speaker 1: to overturn Roe versus Wade, and one of the commis
Speaker 1: for one of the comedy judges. Everyone knows that leaked
Speaker 1: the decision. It prompted all kinds of outrage and protests
Speaker 1: and oh my gosh, please let me murder my baby.
Speaker 1: You know how much the left loves that. Remember, they
Speaker 1: said they were going to dig into it, they were
Speaker 1: going to find this person, but they never end up
Speaker 1: founding founding. They never ended up finding this person. So
Speaker 1: what happened there? What happens there? Well, what's going to
Speaker 1: happen in the future is other controversial Supreme Court decisions
Speaker 1: will be leaked because they never found this one. And
Speaker 1: why didn't they find this one? They didn't find the
Speaker 1: Supreme Court leaker for the exact same reason they didn't
Speaker 1: find the pipe bomber from January sixth, for the exact reason.
Speaker 1: They never were able to find a motive for the
Speaker 1: Las Vegas shooter for the exact same reason. They never
Speaker 1: could work out why a dude parked an RV in
Speaker 1: downtown Nashville and blew the thing up for the exact
Speaker 1: Do you want them to keep going? They don't find
Speaker 1: the things they don't want to find Everyone understands what happened.
Speaker 1: Everyone understands that some common law clerk working for one
Speaker 1: of the COMMI judges, saw herself as a hardcore abortion activist,
Speaker 1: wanted to create outrage, possibly even harm one of the
Speaker 1: Supreme Court justices, so she leaked the opinion ahead of time,
Speaker 1: just getting rid of all the norms in the world
Speaker 1: in an effort to pursue her demonic religion of communism.
Speaker 1: Everyone knows that's what happened, and the reason it was
Speaker 1: not exposed is the federal law enforcement agencies have all
Speaker 1: been conquered and consumed by this exact same way of thinking.
Speaker 1: We try, and I do this too. We keep trying
Speaker 1: to convince ourselves that there are places where this kind
Speaker 1: of six stuff hasn't quite gotten to yet. You know,
Speaker 1: we'll accept that, Okay, this judge is super far left,
Speaker 1: and yeah, left judge is gonna have some lefty law clerks,
Speaker 1: so they all have some of that there. But it's
Speaker 1: not it's not in things like the FBI, the atf
Speaker 1: The exact same people bounce from department to department. Of course,
Speaker 1: it's in the FBI, ATFICK. Pick your organization if it's
Speaker 1: a federal government organization. It's almost undoubtedly run by communists now,
Speaker 1: any of them, including the United States military. Remember this
Speaker 1: audio from last night, General Mattlocke.
Speaker 8: This training started in twenty seventeen. It lasted until a
Speaker 8: few months ago. Ten thousand soldiers were taught that national
Speaker 8: right to life was a potential domestic terrorist thread, or
Speaker 8: that soldiers with state issued pro life license plates were
Speaker 8: a threat. How in the world does something like that
Speaker 8: go on for so long and neither of you or
Speaker 8: anyone in leadership ever catches it.
Speaker 1: General's start with.
Speaker 9: You, Chairman Banks, thank you for the question. So I
Speaker 9: want to emphasize again these training materials were improperly developed
Speaker 9: and should have never.
Speaker 8: Ready to go on for so long.
Speaker 1: I understand, I appreciate it.
Speaker 9: Acknowledging the Chairman Banks, the failure was in providing anyone
Speaker 9: providing feedback, or any supervisor not observing the training.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we all know this was done with the consent
Speaker 1: of the people in charge. If it is a federal institution,
Speaker 1: now we have to operate as if it has been
Speaker 1: poisoned and turned against us. They didn't find the Supreme
Speaker 1: Court leaker because they didn't want to find the Supreme
Speaker 1: Court leaker because the people who will be in charge
Speaker 1: of investigating the Supreme Court leaker agree with what the
Speaker 1: Supreme Court leaker did. Period. End of story. All right, now,
Speaker 1: let's discuss how polling works before we discuss that. I
Speaker 1: am sure you saw be Route today or what's left
Speaker 1: of Beyrout today. The Israelis went after the has Bella
Speaker 1: leadership in Beirut today. Bunch of explosions, a bunch of
Speaker 1: people died. And what that means is the sixty thousand
Speaker 1: people in northern Israel who are still without a home.
Speaker 1: That number is going to increase as this war gets
Speaker 1: hotter and more vicious. It is the Jesse Kelly Show
Speaker 1: on a Friday and asked doctor Jesse Friday. Remember you
Speaker 1: can email the show Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com.
Speaker 1: Let's dig into this really quickly here, Jesse, can you
Speaker 1: explain how polling works. I'm almost fifty years old and
Speaker 1: I've never been polled. Okay, well, I actually have done
Speaker 1: this before. Remember I ran for Congress a couple of times,
Speaker 1: and I know some people who do this. So let's
Speaker 1: just do a couple basics when it comes to polling. Polling,
Speaker 1: if you want to do it accurately. We'll start there.
Speaker 1: If that's your goal, and oftentimes that is not the goal.
Speaker 1: But if that is your goal, even then, Polling is
Speaker 1: not an exact science at all. And you can tell
Speaker 1: this because have you ever looked at one of the
Speaker 1: things I want you to look at. We're going to
Speaker 1: discuss something here like cross tabs and things like that,
Speaker 1: But one thing I want you to look at. Whenever
Speaker 1: you see a poll, it will generally be one of
Speaker 1: the headlines of the poles, so you won't have to
Speaker 1: dig that much. But one thing I want you to
Speaker 1: look at is the number of people polled. That's critically,
Speaker 1: critically important, the number of people polled. You will see poles.
Speaker 1: I've seen poles. You see them all the time. If
Speaker 1: you don't know to look, you don't look. But there
Speaker 1: will be some poll out saying Tobala Harris is up
Speaker 1: forty eight to forty five nationally on Donald Trump. Oh okay, wow.
Speaker 1: How many people did they pull?
Speaker 7: Oh?
Speaker 1: Six hundred. So in a country of three hundred million people,
Speaker 1: you got a hold of six hundred people and from
Speaker 1: that you concluded that Harris is winning nationally over Donald Trump. Okay,
Speaker 1: So either way. Always pay attention to the number of
Speaker 1: people being pulled, pay attention to where they're being pulled
Speaker 1: from a national poll. Any national poll you see, I
Speaker 1: don't care who did it, whether it's a reputable polling
Speaker 1: firm or not. If you see any national poll, reject
Speaker 1: it and ignore it. It's the most unimportant thing in
Speaker 1: the world when it comes to president excuse me, when
Speaker 1: it comes to presidential politics. It's the most unimportant thing
Speaker 1: in the world. For presidential politics. What matters is the
Speaker 1: state by state polling. Remember state by state polling. If
Speaker 1: you are one of these people rooting for Donald Trump
Speaker 1: over Kamala Harris this November, you need to be looking
Speaker 1: at Arizona poll polling, Georgia polling, North Carolina polling, Michigan polling,
Speaker 1: Pennsylvania polling, Wisconsin polling. Anything that says national poll just rejected. Okay,
Speaker 1: so let's go to that the poll. How do polls work?
Speaker 1: If I I'm trying to take an accurate Pennsylvania poll,
Speaker 1: I'm with Jesse Kelly's polling company. I first have to
Speaker 1: decide how many people I'm going to call, how many
Speaker 1: people I can afford to call. This is an expensive operation.
Speaker 1: It costs money. It's not free to just come up
Speaker 1: with a list of questions, get the numbers, dial up
Speaker 1: the numbers. All this is data that costs money. So
Speaker 1: if you tell me, hey, Jesse's polling company, I love you.
Speaker 1: I'd love for you to call five thousand people in Pennsylvania,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say, great, sounds good. Write me a gigantic check.
Speaker 1: So oh, okay, that checks too much? How about a thousand? Okay,
Speaker 1: So the number of people matters. The larger number of people,
Speaker 1: the more accurate accurate the poll is going to be.
Speaker 1: Remember that. I then have to sit down. Let's say
Speaker 1: I'm doing Pennsylvania and it's Jesse's polling Company. We'll make
Speaker 1: it about a thousand people. I have to decide where
Speaker 1: am I getting those thousand people from? And this is
Speaker 1: a total judgment call. Do I call Democrats in Pittsburgh?
Speaker 1: Do I call Republicans in Amish Country? Well, I guess
Speaker 1: it would be difficult to call them an Amish country,
Speaker 1: but you understand what I mean in rural Pennsylvania. If
Speaker 1: I call both, and ideally, if you're doing a statewide poll,
Speaker 1: you would like to call both. How many of each
Speaker 1: I've only got a thousand people I can call? Do
Speaker 1: I call two hundred Democrats and one hundred Republicans? Do
Speaker 1: I call hundred Republicans one hundred Democrats? If this is
Speaker 1: getting confusing, just I'm gonna stop. But I want to explain.
Speaker 1: That's why if you want to nerd out on details
Speaker 1: of a poll, what is always available? But people generally
Speaker 1: don't CLICKO on it when they're looking at these online.
Speaker 1: What's always available is something called the cross tabs. They're
Speaker 1: known as cross tabs. What are cross tabs? Well? Who
Speaker 1: are the thousand people? Who did you call? What questions
Speaker 1: did you ask? You can read the questions that were asked.
Speaker 1: Those are oftentimes loaded questions. I could call you right
Speaker 1: now and I could ask you, are you planning on
Speaker 1: voting for Donald Trump over Kamala Harris? That would get
Speaker 1: me one answer. I could ask you, do you think
Speaker 1: Donald Trump is better for the border than Kamala Harris.
Speaker 1: You know, those two answers may be different. I may
Speaker 1: be a Kamala Harris voter who thinks Donald Trump's better
Speaker 1: for the border. They can get you two different answers.
Speaker 1: I could ask you this, do you personally approve of
Speaker 1: Donald Trump? The percentages of people who say no would
Speaker 1: be higher than the percentages of people who were going
Speaker 1: to vote for him. You get a list from data companies,
Speaker 1: You figure out who you're going to call, You figure
Speaker 1: out what you want your cross tabs to look like,
Speaker 1: and then you burn up the phones with your staff
Speaker 1: calling people. You have to find someone who's willing to
Speaker 1: talk to you, and then you have to go down
Speaker 1: the list of questions that you or the campaign came
Speaker 1: up with, and from that you will create a poll.
Speaker 1: But all of that gets you a poll, and what
Speaker 1: do you generally get out of the pole a headline
Speaker 1: Trump over Harris in Pennsylvania. I just explained a tiny
Speaker 1: amount of the detail that goes into it, and yet
Speaker 1: the headline you'll get is Trump up one on Harris
Speaker 1: in Pennsylvania. Well, you don't have any idea. I might
Speaker 1: have called nine hundred Republicans in one hundred Democrats. You
Speaker 1: wouldn't know unless you looked at the cross tabs. You
Speaker 1: get the data from a polling company and you call them.
Speaker 1: Now you say you've never been called. They love, or
Speaker 1: at least they used to love, landlines. So if you
Speaker 1: don't have a landline, you won't be called as often,
Speaker 1: although I know they've mixed in cell phones with that.
Speaker 1: There's also something else that you and I have to
Speaker 1: take into account. Whenever we see a poll, they will
Speaker 1: be biased almost always for the left. There's a reason
Speaker 1: the national polling right now has the race kind of tied,
Speaker 1: really tied. Maybe Harris is up one, but Trump is
Speaker 1: up one, and yet the Harris campaign appears to be
Speaker 1: in panic mode. Why are they in panic mode? Because
Speaker 1: the bias is always Democrats want to talk to polsters.
Speaker 1: Republicans instinctively distrust anyone who calls them politically, and they
Speaker 1: will hang up on them or refuse to answer questions
Speaker 1: because and when they call, when upholster calls, I've been called,
Speaker 1: and in fact, i've seen them do these calls against
Speaker 1: I've been part of it. It's always something along these lines.
Speaker 1: You'll answer the phone, it's an unrecognized number, Hello, who's this?
Speaker 1: And then I'll answer Ahi, it is Jesse with the
Speaker 1: Center for the Center for America. It'll be something like
Speaker 1: that with Center for America. I want to know if
Speaker 1: I can ask you a few questions about voting this November.
Speaker 1: What's your first instinct? You don't know who I am.
Speaker 1: Pretend like you don't know who I am. You're gonna
Speaker 1: hang up on me, yell at me? What are you
Speaker 1: a dirty commie? A Democrat? Remember, politics is their religion.
Speaker 1: It's their god. They don't have another one. It's their religion.
Speaker 1: I don't care what center I'm with, I don't care
Speaker 1: what my label is. A Democrat is going to take
Speaker 1: five minutes on the phone to tell me all of
Speaker 1: their demonic policies and why Donald Trump is the antichrist.
Speaker 1: A Republican anyone on the right is much more reluctant
Speaker 1: to do that. Sony. Any poll it's going to be
Speaker 1: skewed towards Democrats. Now, so all this pulling you see,
Speaker 1: now Trump is tied, Trump is up one has Democrats
Speaker 1: in super super panicky mode because that is bad news
Speaker 1: for them. That likely means they're losing. Now, maybe they
Speaker 1: have enough fraud, enough of legals to overcome it. I'm
Speaker 1: not gonna pretend like that's not a thing, but they're
Speaker 1: panicking for a reason. All right, Let's talk a little
Speaker 1: bit about the Battle of Batan for just a minute.
Speaker 1: Someone has a question about it. Hang on, It is
Speaker 1: the Jesse Kelly Show on a Friday and amazing, ask
Speaker 1: doctor Jesse Friday, and there's still stacks and stacks of
Speaker 1: questions here. It's amazing, Jesse. Actually he called me, oh
Speaker 1: god of the pizza pocket. I do love pizza pockets.
Speaker 1: Hot pockets are underrated. You're not a hot pocket fan, Chris.
Speaker 1: What what's wrong? They are too hot? I'll give you
Speaker 1: that they are too hot. But listen, this is why
Speaker 1: you need my guys as your showgun, as your mentor.
Speaker 1: What Chris, here's what you do with a hot pocket.
Speaker 1: When you pull it out of the microwave, it's going
Speaker 1: to be like lava. You take a fork and you
Speaker 1: stab it a few times, like dating a redhead. You
Speaker 1: stab it a few times. It lets that steam out,
Speaker 1: give it a couple minutes, sink your teeth into it. Also,
Speaker 1: you know what else cools it off? Ranch dipping in.
Speaker 1: Don't shake your head, Chris, dipping in a little cool ranch? What?
Speaker 1: What now? You don't pour ranch on it? Oh gosh,
Speaker 1: I almost forgot. I haven't educated Chris in a while.
Speaker 1: So listen, let me explain to Chris. Let me explain
Speaker 1: to you. I am. I'm a sauce man, a condiment man.
Speaker 1: If you will. I'm mister sauce. You can call me
Speaker 1: the sauce man, all right, the sauce king. Life is
Speaker 1: about sauces. If you opened up my fridge, you'd be
Speaker 1: stunned at the sauces I have in. They're just sauces
Speaker 1: and hot sauces and Chipotle this and tangy that. And
Speaker 1: I'm a sauce man, all right, sauce man. When you
Speaker 1: have a sandwich, a taco, a burrito, I'm totally fine
Speaker 1: with putting the sauce on it, a little sauce spready,
Speaker 1: no issue with that whatsoever. You got a good taco,
Speaker 1: open it up, sauce it up, comala it down. Got
Speaker 1: no problem with that at all. But the superior technique,
Speaker 1: which is not always an option, I admit that the
Speaker 1: superior technique is not to spread it. It's to dip it.
Speaker 1: You dip it? Why do you dip it? Well, all foods,
Speaker 1: all foods, It's all about the ratio. It's all about
Speaker 1: the proportion. If I'm getting a cheese steak, I don't
Speaker 1: want five five pounds of meat on it. It's not
Speaker 1: that I don't like meat. I'm a meat freak. I
Speaker 1: love meat. Why are you immature, Chris. It's you need
Speaker 1: the right proportion of meat to cheese, to onions, to mayo,
Speaker 1: to jalapenos or whatever you're putting. You need everything in
Speaker 1: the proper proportion. When you dip your sandwich or your
Speaker 1: taco or your burrito. When you dip it in something,
Speaker 1: you guarantee for yourself the exact correct proportions in ratio
Speaker 1: every single bite, every bite, you give yourself maximum control.
Speaker 1: If you spread it around or pour it on there.
Speaker 1: You know how it works. You're sitting there mowing your burrito.
Speaker 1: The juices are all dripping down to the ends. Soon
Speaker 1: they're in your lap. Your wife's selling at you. Oh my,
Speaker 1: got you stay in another shirt. I can't believe you
Speaker 1: did that. You don't have to live like this. Dip it,
Speaker 1: dip it. Also, remember you can't dip your dog's food
Speaker 1: and rough greens. You have to sprinkle it on there.
Speaker 1: That's important to remember, what, Chris. Your dog's food is dead.
Speaker 1: It's all brown because it's all dead. If you took
Speaker 1: your dog to a factory, they've done this before. If
Speaker 1: you took your dog to a dog food factory and
Speaker 1: grabbed a handful of the dog food right. Well, when
Speaker 1: it's quote done, you know your dog wouldn't eat it.
Speaker 1: Dogs eat everything. They wouldn't eat it because there's nothing
Speaker 1: in it. It's like styrofoam. They have to spray it
Speaker 1: with lard and stuff to get your dog to eat it.
Speaker 1: Why do you think your dog dies? At ten? Start
Speaker 1: sprinkling rough greens on your dog's food, all natural nutritional supplement,
Speaker 1: vitamins and probiotics and minerals and omega oils and antioxidants.
Speaker 1: Your dog's going to come alive and stay alive free.
Speaker 1: Jumpstart trio bags of it at eight three three three three,
Speaker 1: my dog, or you can go to Roughgreens dot com
Speaker 1: slash Jesse get some rough greens on your dog's food. Anyway,
Speaker 1: the guy says, oh, God of the pizza pocket. I
Speaker 1: realized I got a little sidetracked off of that, Chris.
Speaker 1: It wasn't that much, Chris. My uncle was lost in
Speaker 1: the Battle of Baton on board the ships that were sunk.
Speaker 1: I would like to hear you discuss that on your
Speaker 1: show when you have a chance. It was devastating for
Speaker 1: the whole family. I had a cousin that married a
Speaker 1: Japanese woman in the late fifties and no one in
Speaker 1: the family ever spoke to him again. I still have
Speaker 1: a few family members still alive and they listen to
Speaker 1: your show, so I will ask for direction. My uncle's
Speaker 1: last name was, He said, if you would not use
Speaker 1: my name, okay, I won't use your name. Amazing how
Speaker 1: it's still an open wound after eighty years I never
Speaker 1: met him. Okay, So let's talk about this. We're going
Speaker 1: to get into Baton just a little bit, don't I'm
Speaker 1: not going to do a long history thing today, but
Speaker 1: we'll get into Baton in a moment. But there are
Speaker 1: there are times in human history when societies, for different reasons,
Speaker 1: they will they will commit themselves to evil, and it's
Speaker 1: hard for people who aren't there or aren't in that
Speaker 1: society to really comprehend why how all of this is happening.
Speaker 1: When it comes to World War Two, we know about
Speaker 1: the racial hatred of the Nazis. That's just the thing
Speaker 1: it was. It was really their entire it was their
Speaker 1: drive for doing everything they did. It was based on
Speaker 1: racial superiority. Really, honestly, the reason their invasion of the
Speaker 1: Soviet Union failed it probably wasn't the winter. It was
Speaker 1: because they couldn't stop murdering everyone in a territory. When
Speaker 1: they took it over the Soviet Union, those people were
Speaker 1: thrilled to get rid of Stalin. They were thrilled that
Speaker 1: an invading army was fighting off these dirty Soviets who'd
Speaker 1: been oppressing them. And they were thrilled for about five minutes,
Speaker 1: and the Nazis started rounding up all the Jews and
Speaker 1: the Gypsies and everyone else and started blowing everyone's head off.
Speaker 1: And then the Soviets figured out, holy crap, these people
Speaker 1: are evil. The Nazis could have had half the Soviet
Speaker 1: Union on their side, but it was based on racial superiority,
Speaker 1: and therefore they just believed in murdering others they felt
Speaker 1: were inferior, and they spread that misery and evil everywhere
Speaker 1: they went, and so virtually everywhere the Nazis occupied they
Speaker 1: ended up being hated because they couldn't shed their racial
Speaker 1: superiority ways. And now, now let's have a discussion about
Speaker 1: the Japanese in World War Two and why those wounds
Speaker 1: for our troops lasted lifetimes and spanned generations. This is
Speaker 1: not unique to this email I have, actually, I've been
Speaker 1: blessed to talk with many, many World War II veterans
Speaker 1: over the years, and one thing is remarkably consistent. The
Speaker 1: World War two veterans I talked to. They are not
Speaker 1: exactly full of hate for Germans or Germany, or even
Speaker 1: the troops they fought against. They're really not. They hate Nazis,
Speaker 1: they hate the Holocaust and all that, but they would.
Speaker 1: In fact, there have been reunions. They'll all have a
Speaker 1: beer with an old German soldier today. To this day,
Speaker 1: I had never once spoken to someone who was on
Speaker 1: the ground fighting the Japanese who had anything but negative
Speaker 1: things to say about them, anything by Japanese cars. The
Speaker 1: hatred lasted a lifetime. Let's discuss that and how that happens,
Speaker 1: how a society gets that way, and just hang on