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<v Speaker 1>We've got an exciting Christmas program lined up. Produce folks.

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<v Speaker 1>We've been a little boys this year. Every game it's

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<v Speaker 1>back to the TLF Christmas Show. I'm wrapping in part four.

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<v Speaker 1>We're coming off a gift that we're not going to

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<v Speaker 1>soon forget for all the wrong reasons. I should send it.

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<v Speaker 1>We should send it back to them. Frank Zille's fucking

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<v Speaker 1>return to Sender taking the creepiest face in the history

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<v Speaker 1>of television on Twin Peaks. They put it on a

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<v Speaker 1>massive blanket. I mean, this blanket has got to be

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<v Speaker 1>one of the biggest blankets, one of the biggest graphic

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<v Speaker 1>blankets I've ever seen that. I mean, I mean, also,

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<v Speaker 1>do you know which it's not just even the image

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<v Speaker 1>of it, it's the fact that it is. It's a

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<v Speaker 1>surgically owned close up of it, you know, like it's

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<v Speaker 1>not even like the whole shot from the from the scene.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like just a giant square of his fucking face. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>let's see if we can lower the temperature here. What's next?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know, we got there, Oh, Christian Hollist, Eh,

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<v Speaker 1>this is going to be a face from a Stephen

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<v Speaker 1>King's movie. It's gonna be a face from a Stephen

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<v Speaker 1>King movie or something. You gotta do this, Okay, it's

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<v Speaker 1>got things in it. It's like it's good. Oh wow,

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<v Speaker 1>there's like a board game or something or toys. Man, Christian,

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<v Speaker 1>what a long time roth solid listener. Man. This is

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<v Speaker 1>He's the kind of person you when you start to

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<v Speaker 1>make a podcast, this kind of person you picture digging it.

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<v Speaker 1>He's been with us so long and it's been such

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<v Speaker 1>a pleasure to you know, we always talked about, Remember

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<v Speaker 1>we always talked about in college. We talked about the

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<v Speaker 1>we just want that one person who's who's goes on

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<v Speaker 1>the roof and just shouts for us, like, that's Christian Hollister,

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<v Speaker 1>He's at exactly, he's that person. What do you send us?

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<v Speaker 1>Where do we going? Oh? Do you remember this? I

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<v Speaker 1>remember this? No? This is that is I mean that's

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<v Speaker 1>something they would have made in the Attitude era, but

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<v Speaker 1>that is clearly not Attitude era, right, it came out

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<v Speaker 1>in the Attitude era, but it has the the classic

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<v Speaker 1>Well and Brett and logo sid you know, like these

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<v Speaker 1>are wow that what would you call this? The beveled

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<v Speaker 1>kind of logo would you call? Yeah, well it's the

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<v Speaker 1>metallic the metallic that the metallic logo, the one that

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<v Speaker 1>what's his butt? Designed? Friend Brian Henry yes to him

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<v Speaker 1>as well, But how many eight hundred, eight hundred trivia

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<v Speaker 1>questions we're going to do? One? I this is like

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<v Speaker 1>Jack's Season one to wait till you do that? Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>let's do that. I do remember this being like this

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<v Speaker 1>came out around the same time as like the first

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<v Speaker 1>Jack's Ring and like the Survivor series four pack with

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<v Speaker 1>a green Olpnate Warrior. Yes, it was part of that,

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<v Speaker 1>like well, let's actually try to do merchandise again after

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<v Speaker 1>the doldrums of the fucking ninety five era. I went

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<v Speaker 1>all in. I remember, you know. I mean not that

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<v Speaker 1>I've not talked about it all the time, but just

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<v Speaker 1>I was so excited they were selling toys again that

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<v Speaker 1>I could actually use. I was so into the jack

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<v Speaker 1>just just to have something, just to be able to

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<v Speaker 1>have something and to be able to collect again. Doubt. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I remember that Christmas because I had I had all

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<v Speaker 1>these more memories, as I've talked about a million times

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<v Speaker 1>over the years on the show of getting all those

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<v Speaker 1>has Bros. That one Christmas, and it just died. There

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<v Speaker 1>was no restling toys to ask for anymore. For the

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<v Speaker 1>longest time, it felt like, and then all of a sudden,

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<v Speaker 1>these jacks came out and it was like here with

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<v Speaker 1>that blanket. But thing's gotta go away, trash or something.

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<v Speaker 1>It's gonna be like locked up in a safe. We'll

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<v Speaker 1>talk about it. I don't care. I'm not that's not

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<v Speaker 1>sleeping anywhere near around me. I don't shoot myself. I

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<v Speaker 1>forgot about all this stuff. Man, look at this. It's

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<v Speaker 1>like a board game too. I've got a rock. You

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<v Speaker 1>might via trading card. The Wow, look at that. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know what this that's gonna be. I must be

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<v Speaker 1>part of the game. Maybe, Uh. I wonder if that's uh,

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<v Speaker 1>if you get if that's worth anything? Now, I bet

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<v Speaker 1>it would be worth something if he was nominate for

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<v Speaker 1>an Oscar. It's tough. Probably won't be. It's a tough shot. Sorry,

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<v Speaker 1>that's gonna be. That's gonna be. I'll tell you what that.

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<v Speaker 1>I can tell you right now. I probably will never

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<v Speaker 1>get a meeting with seven but productions, it's fine, all right,

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<v Speaker 1>He's fine. Brian's a big fan. Yeah, Brian, listen, listen. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>but my time, I'm gonna spend Raggon on this, not Ragon. No,

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<v Speaker 1>We're just look if he I'm being honest about it.

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<v Speaker 1>In my opinion, I listen, if he gets it, if

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<v Speaker 1>he gets a nomination, congratulations, all for It'll be all

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<v Speaker 1>for it. We'll be happier for him than anybody. I'll

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<v Speaker 1>shoot myself in the head, but I'm congratulation. As a

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<v Speaker 1>nineteen ninety five Survivor series, who is Bredheart's opponent, gold

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<v Speaker 1>Dust Undertaker or Diesel? That's so fucking stupid, my mom,

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<v Speaker 1>Dezel incorrect at the nineteen ninety Summer Slam Repo Man's

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<v Speaker 1>opponent Model Virgil or Crush Crush correct? The tag team

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<v Speaker 1>involved in the Final Survivals that up? You don't look

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<v Speaker 1>to make sure I was right? No, sad, not really

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<v Speaker 1>all right? The tag team. I did look, but I

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<v Speaker 1>was just I was more interested to see, like if

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<v Speaker 1>they got it wrong. This one, I don't. Yeah, I

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<v Speaker 1>do know this one. The tag team involved in the

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<v Speaker 1>final Survivors match the nineteen ninety Survivor series was what

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<v Speaker 1>I got, multiple choice, But I'm going to give that

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<v Speaker 1>to you. Wa wait, so ninety ninety five series, the

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<v Speaker 1>participants the tag there's one tag team involved, follow the Divisionaries,

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<v Speaker 1>the Visionaries. Yes, for the Visionaries. Wait, wait, you mean

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<v Speaker 1>like a tag team or do you mean like a

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<v Speaker 1>Survivor Series tag team. The tag team involved in the

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<v Speaker 1>final Survivors match of the nineteen ninety Survivor series was

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<v Speaker 1>I don't understand the question demolition, Power and glory or bushwhackers. Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>power and glory. There you go. That's the stupid I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>because that doesn't make any sense. For the Survivor series

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<v Speaker 1>is a tag match? Yeah, but only one tag team

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<v Speaker 1>made it to the Surviviatori's final fine intact. I guess

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<v Speaker 1>the co captains for the tag team elimination match of

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<v Speaker 1>the nineteen eighty eight Survivors series were Wait for which

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<v Speaker 1>one the co captains for the tag team elimination elimination Uh,

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<v Speaker 1>Demolition powers Pain. I wouldn't have known that the theme

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<v Speaker 1>for WrestleMania seven was Stars and Straps Forever unbelievable I'm doing.

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<v Speaker 1>That's exactly. It's such a game because I remember you

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<v Speaker 1>never remember about this game. I remember being like, Wow,

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<v Speaker 1>there's a lot of questions in here about a period

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<v Speaker 1>to time period that we're not supposed to talk about, right,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, like just those alone, right, they would never

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<v Speaker 1>talk about Hogan and like that whole era. But this

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<v Speaker 1>game did. What was the name of the Blue Brothers manager,

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<v Speaker 1>the Blue Uncle Saya's good Ninetay seven surviverceriies one team

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<v Speaker 1>was Bulldog's Young Stallions, Strike Force Bees. And it's like

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<v Speaker 1>those strikes RELI in the least strike Force. We'll do

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<v Speaker 1>something about that, right, So he said, strike Force Bees,

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<v Speaker 1>Bulldogs Stallions and wait, Bulldog Stallions, Bees and strike Force.

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<v Speaker 1>There's one more. There's one more, stump the boss. We're

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<v Speaker 1>playing stump the Boss. I think this could be a

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<v Speaker 1>recurring series. Christian. I'm gonna go on a limb because

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<v Speaker 1>I know they had a brief period as a Babyface team. Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>I got it right. We're gonna keep going to you

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<v Speaker 1>get it wrong, I get it, yes, yes, Wow. At

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<v Speaker 1>the nineteen ninety one Riversaries who eliminated Skinner from competition?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh that's a tough one. Holy shit, your choices you Matador,

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<v Speaker 1>Barbarian or Slaughter. I have to look at it, and

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<v Speaker 1>we have stumped the boss. It was Sergeant Slaughter eliminated

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<v Speaker 1>Skinner from competition. Well, they could eliminate Skinner entirely for

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<v Speaker 1>my Hashbro competition. What's the name of his book, Booze whatever?

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<v Speaker 1>You should be called? Boot Steve kerran Chronicles Chronicles Part

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<v Speaker 1>one and two, The Stomach Turn. Well we got more

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<v Speaker 1>here from Christian. Wow, look at this one. Hey about

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<v Speaker 1>complete hul Cogan? What do we got? Oh that's a beauty.

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<v Speaker 1>Look at that. That's a gorgeous thing. WWF Magazine, April

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<v Speaker 1>eighty eight. Hogan on the cover with the red and

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<v Speaker 1>yellow headband, not the bandana headline. Hogan's title stolen a

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<v Speaker 1>Vengeful Giant takes the belt with a little help from

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<v Speaker 1>his friends. Wrestling Maya four. Inside details, Hulax plans Ultimate Warrior,

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<v Speaker 1>Hercules plans for his destruction. Matilda can she get her

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<v Speaker 1>teeth into a six man brawl? Henan protests in this issue,

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<v Speaker 1>elizabeths e protests, Yeah, that's funny, even protests. I like that.

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<v Speaker 1>Shout outs to Big fun in Columbus, Ohio, which apparently

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<v Speaker 1>Trading Cards. Oh, I had a million of these. This

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<v Speaker 1>was the first box of cards I ever got in

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<v Speaker 1>my life, not just a pack, like a whole box

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<v Speaker 1>my house. I still use them as bookmarks. That seems

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<v Speaker 1>like a lot. Absolutely, that's crazy. You can't open them? Sure,

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<v Speaker 1>is there a stick of gum in here? I would

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<v Speaker 1>I would actually chew it if it was in there.

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<v Speaker 1>I would remember. I used to feel like the sand

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<v Speaker 1>piece of gum. The fact that I put that in

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<v Speaker 1>my mouth as a kid, and like parents didn't say anything. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>and the fact that you're still alive, right, I know

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<v Speaker 1>that's like if you offered that today, I'm telling you,

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<v Speaker 1>zero kids. No, not today's society. You're trying to kill

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<v Speaker 1>me here, this one's for you, boss. Take a look.

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<v Speaker 1>What do you say? What do I see a lot?

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<v Speaker 1>every last one of them. His middle name is Jam,

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<v Speaker 1>as in what you do when you're the greatest rock

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<v Speaker 1>and roll band on Earth, or what he eats every

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<v Speaker 1>Jeff real milk with that just ticks a spoon and

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<v Speaker 1>Winnie the Pooh, What the fuck. Some weren't buying it.

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<v Speaker 1>So the Freebirds bought space in Wrestling Wrap Up Volume two,

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<v Speaker 1>number eight, page fifteen to set the record straight. Their

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<v Speaker 1>A fucking bunch of bullshit Brother Love, Brother, What I'll

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<v Speaker 1>What do you have? The first one I have is

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<v Speaker 1>Lex Luger who looks like, honestly, he looks like he's

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<v Speaker 1>shitting out Rick Flair. We have two different Rick Flair

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<v Speaker 2>Podcast with Jack m JP Sorrow the Lapsed Fan Wrestling Podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>Lex Luger ak the Total Package, is a four time

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<v Speaker 1>in the ring, especially right there he's exploding Ric Flair

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<v Speaker 1>has earned the respect of all opponents, including the nature

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<v Speaker 1>boy Rick Flair, seen here getting ready to dine on

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<v Speaker 1>some ring rope. What a stupid writer that writers don't

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<v Speaker 1>like they may have had him to JRR. Well, I

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<v Speaker 1>get a j R. That's Lex luger. Look, how is

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<v Speaker 1>that your Moross car? He's like barely in it. Ross

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<v Speaker 1>is barely hold the mic I got, I got a

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<v Speaker 1>I now right exactly put that on a lanyard home

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<v Speaker 1>the state of Oklahoma. I could say that again in

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<v Speaker 1>what state is Oklahoma? Is what I'm asking? Favorite holding?

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<v Speaker 1>His favorite hold is, oh god, I don't know, uh,

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<v Speaker 1>the microphone? That was the barbecue sauce sauce it Ross brings.

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<v Speaker 1>Ross brings a steady stream of danger to the arena,

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<v Speaker 1>disgusting stream of sauce to the arena. As one of

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<v Speaker 1>as the license plate says, he's okay. If it wasn't

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<v Speaker 1>for his contribution to the sports, wrestling would definitely be

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<v Speaker 1>at a loss for words or at a ross for words.

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<v Speaker 1>If you ask me at a ross for words, that

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<v Speaker 1>that would be a the documentary maybe I titled that

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<v Speaker 1>the documentary words? How is this the fabulous free Birds? Okay?

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<v Speaker 1>This is literally fat ass Rickey Morton headlock and head

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<v Speaker 1>is totally cut off. I also got it. I've got

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<v Speaker 1>a shot from the same match. But he just looks.

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<v Speaker 1>They look miserable, fucking miserable. They don't want to wrestle anymore,

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<v Speaker 1>not at all. Here's Tom Zank about to apply deodorant.

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<v Speaker 1>He's got his arm bit fully exposed. I also got

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<v Speaker 1>a z Man one, what if the fun But I

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<v Speaker 1>got more like a real one that looks like z Man.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, that's a good one. And this is flair

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<v Speaker 1>hip tossing Luger in the same match. You just showed

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<v Speaker 1>the lupra again. Z Man is not your average wrestler,

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<v Speaker 1>he says, quote, he says quote. I'm starting at the bottom,

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<v Speaker 1>say that again, working my way to the top. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't care who who has the belts Luker Flare, I

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<v Speaker 1>don't care who it is. I'm here to make a

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<v Speaker 1>name for myself. What do WCW fans that are the

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<v Speaker 1>Jim hurd Era and z Man have in common? But

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<v Speaker 1>they both didn't care who held the ww belt? His model?

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<v Speaker 1>What his model? What's what's his model? U? Z Man

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<v Speaker 1>in ninety one? Stay single, that's the fucking road, low

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<v Speaker 1>low inside single. HOLDO, let me Okay, let me ask

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<v Speaker 1>you this. If you got this card, who would you

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<v Speaker 1>say this is of uh No, no, Terry Taylor. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, Terry Taylor. H you wouldn't fucking know that, really,

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<v Speaker 1>because he's like, you can't even see his face. It's

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<v Speaker 1>a profile shot of him holding an Armbarn Arn Anderson.

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<v Speaker 1>Shouldn't the subject of the card be center on the image?

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<v Speaker 1>Shouldn't you? Shouldn't hair not be on their face?

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<v Speaker 2>Like?

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<v Speaker 1>Should they actually be seeing stuff? I will say, though, Christian,

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<v Speaker 1>these these soft spot in my heart. Man, I could

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<v Speaker 1>look at these all day. I had all these when

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<v Speaker 1>Terry Taylor. When Terry Taylor enters the ring, you can

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<v Speaker 1>barely hear yourself talk for all the cheers put a

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<v Speaker 1>bunch of bullshit. He is truly a favorite among wrestling

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<v Speaker 1>fans from coast to coast. As for his opponents, it's

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<v Speaker 1>usually their time for getting a tailor made suit of pain?

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<v Speaker 1>What the fuck a tailor made suit of pain?

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<v Speaker 2>Is?

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<v Speaker 1>That? Is that the bread dress that Lady Gaga war

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<v Speaker 1>to the VMA's the suit of pain? Taylor made suit

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<v Speaker 1>of shame and pain? This should be And I believe

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<v Speaker 1>Kevin Salivan wore the uh the suit of New Bane.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh we got, we got well also from Christian, from Christian,

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<v Speaker 1>My god, here we go old school, old school. Wow. Wow,

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<v Speaker 1>really legit, what are you holding? I'm holding a original

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<v Speaker 1>Hull Cogan has Bro the Gorilla Press slam one sure,

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<v Speaker 1>apparently signed by Terry by Terry, says hulkster on it

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<v Speaker 1>written like in a thing, and I mean the price

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<v Speaker 1>tag says let me see here, signed by Hull Cogan

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<v Speaker 1>Twicks the complete Hulko Complete we signed I just I mean, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that looks like his handwriting. Yeah he does it. Yeah

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<v Speaker 1>with the h Wow, that's pretty cool. That's wild. In

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<v Speaker 1>the season of the complete. Indeed, just when you thought

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<v Speaker 1>you had enough, Hull Cogan has Bros. Right, I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>how many of the how many of this particular Hull

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<v Speaker 1>Cogan have we received over the years? The original hul

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<v Speaker 1>Cogan Guerilla Press with that one I know sign that's wild.

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<v Speaker 1>I do. I do like picturing members of the Solar

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<v Speaker 1>System going into their local you know, retro hobby shop

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<v Speaker 1>and shopping for the co chair. Yes, I do too.

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<v Speaker 1>It's the beautiful thing. Electrician. Thanks. We're going to be

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<v Speaker 1>thumbing through these w W Trading parts for quite a

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<v Speaker 1>while to come. I feel like we get those every year,

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<v Speaker 1>and every year I'm like, yes, they're they're just they

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<v Speaker 1>they never cease to uh hit in the sweet spot.

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<v Speaker 1>They're just great. So the writing is so stupid, So

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<v Speaker 1>let's shuffle them up and we'll see you for the

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<v Speaker 1>next installment of the Unwrappening. There is a production of

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<v Speaker 1>the Labs Entertainment Group. It's content is intended for private

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<v Speaker 1>use only. Feel so sorry, we want