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Speaker 1: We've got an exciting Christmas program lined up. Produce folks.
Speaker 1: We've been a little boys this year. Every game it's
Speaker 1: an artificial tree. So I did artificial job at Timmy
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Speaker 1: back to the TLF Christmas Show. I'm wrapping in part four.
Speaker 1: We're coming off a gift that we're not going to
Speaker 1: soon forget for all the wrong reasons. I should send it.
Speaker 1: We should send it back to them. Frank Zille's fucking
Speaker 1: return to Sender taking the creepiest face in the history
Speaker 1: of television on Twin Peaks. They put it on a
Speaker 1: massive blanket. I mean, this blanket has got to be
Speaker 1: one of the biggest blankets, one of the biggest graphic
Speaker 1: blankets I've ever seen that. I mean, I mean, also,
Speaker 1: do you know which it's not just even the image
Speaker 1: of it, it's the fact that it is. It's a
Speaker 1: surgically owned close up of it, you know, like it's
Speaker 1: not even like the whole shot from the from the scene.
Speaker 1: It's like just a giant square of his fucking face. Well,
Speaker 1: let's see if we can lower the temperature here. What's next?
Speaker 1: I don't know, we got there, Oh, Christian Hollist, Eh,
Speaker 1: this is going to be a face from a Stephen
Speaker 1: King's movie. It's gonna be a face from a Stephen
Speaker 1: King movie or something. You gotta do this, Okay, it's
Speaker 1: got things in it. It's like it's good. Oh wow,
Speaker 1: there's like a board game or something or toys. Man, Christian,
Speaker 1: what a long time roth solid listener. Man. This is
Speaker 1: He's the kind of person you when you start to
Speaker 1: make a podcast, this kind of person you picture digging it.
Speaker 1: He's been with us so long and it's been such
Speaker 1: a pleasure to you know, we always talked about, Remember
Speaker 1: we always talked about in college. We talked about the
Speaker 1: we just want that one person who's who's goes on
Speaker 1: the roof and just shouts for us, like, that's Christian Hollister,
Speaker 1: He's at exactly, he's that person. What do you send us?
Speaker 1: Where do we going? Oh? Do you remember this? I
Speaker 1: remember this? No? This is that is I mean that's
Speaker 1: something they would have made in the Attitude era, but
Speaker 1: that is clearly not Attitude era, right, it came out
Speaker 1: in the Attitude era, but it has the the classic
Speaker 1: Well and Brett and logo sid you know, like these
Speaker 1: are wow that what would you call this? The beveled
Speaker 1: kind of logo would you call? Yeah, well it's the
Speaker 1: metallic the metallic that the metallic logo, the one that
Speaker 1: what's his butt? Designed? Friend Brian Henry yes to him
Speaker 1: as well, But how many eight hundred, eight hundred trivia
Speaker 1: questions we're going to do? One? I this is like
Speaker 1: Jack's Season one to wait till you do that? Okay,
Speaker 1: let's do that. I do remember this being like this
Speaker 1: came out around the same time as like the first
Speaker 1: Jack's Ring and like the Survivor series four pack with
Speaker 1: a green Olpnate Warrior. Yes, it was part of that,
Speaker 1: like well, let's actually try to do merchandise again after
Speaker 1: the doldrums of the fucking ninety five era. I went
Speaker 1: all in. I remember, you know. I mean not that
Speaker 1: I've not talked about it all the time, but just
Speaker 1: I was so excited they were selling toys again that
Speaker 1: I could actually use. I was so into the jack
Speaker 1: just just to have something, just to be able to
Speaker 1: have something and to be able to collect again. Doubt. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I remember that Christmas because I had I had all
Speaker 1: these more memories, as I've talked about a million times
Speaker 1: over the years on the show of getting all those
Speaker 1: has Bros. That one Christmas, and it just died. There
Speaker 1: was no restling toys to ask for anymore. For the
Speaker 1: longest time, it felt like, and then all of a sudden,
Speaker 1: these jacks came out and it was like here with
Speaker 1: that blanket. But thing's gotta go away, trash or something.
Speaker 1: It's gonna be like locked up in a safe. We'll
Speaker 1: talk about it. I don't care. I'm not that's not
Speaker 1: sleeping anywhere near around me. I don't shoot myself. I
Speaker 1: forgot about all this stuff. Man, look at this. It's
Speaker 1: like a board game too. I've got a rock. You
Speaker 1: might via trading card. The Wow, look at that. I
Speaker 1: don't know what this that's gonna be. I must be
Speaker 1: part of the game. Maybe, Uh. I wonder if that's uh,
Speaker 1: if you get if that's worth anything? Now, I bet
Speaker 1: it would be worth something if he was nominate for
Speaker 1: an Oscar. It's tough. Probably won't be. It's a tough shot. Sorry,
Speaker 1: that's gonna be. That's gonna be. I'll tell you what that.
Speaker 1: I can tell you right now. I probably will never
Speaker 1: get a meeting with seven but productions, it's fine, all right,
Speaker 1: He's fine. Brian's a big fan. Yeah, Brian, listen, listen. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but my time, I'm gonna spend Raggon on this, not Ragon. No,
Speaker 1: We're just look if he I'm being honest about it.
Speaker 1: In my opinion, I listen, if he gets it, if
Speaker 1: he gets a nomination, congratulations, all for It'll be all
Speaker 1: for it. We'll be happier for him than anybody. I'll
Speaker 1: shoot myself in the head, but I'm congratulation. As a
Speaker 1: nineteen ninety five Survivor series, who is Bredheart's opponent, gold
Speaker 1: Dust Undertaker or Diesel? That's so fucking stupid, my mom,
Speaker 1: Dezel incorrect at the nineteen ninety Summer Slam Repo Man's
Speaker 1: opponent Model Virgil or Crush Crush correct? The tag team
Speaker 1: involved in the Final Survivals that up? You don't look
Speaker 1: to make sure I was right? No, sad, not really
Speaker 1: all right? The tag team. I did look, but I
Speaker 1: was just I was more interested to see, like if
Speaker 1: they got it wrong. This one, I don't. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: do know this one. The tag team involved in the
Speaker 1: final Survivors match the nineteen ninety Survivor series was what
Speaker 1: I got, multiple choice, But I'm going to give that
Speaker 1: to you. Wa wait, so ninety ninety five series, the
Speaker 1: participants the tag there's one tag team involved, follow the Divisionaries,
Speaker 1: the Visionaries. Yes, for the Visionaries. Wait, wait, you mean
Speaker 1: like a tag team or do you mean like a
Speaker 1: Survivor Series tag team. The tag team involved in the
Speaker 1: final Survivors match of the nineteen ninety Survivor series was
Speaker 1: I don't understand the question demolition, Power and glory or bushwhackers. Oh,
Speaker 1: power and glory. There you go. That's the stupid I mean,
Speaker 1: because that doesn't make any sense. For the Survivor series
Speaker 1: is a tag match? Yeah, but only one tag team
Speaker 1: made it to the Surviviatori's final fine intact. I guess
Speaker 1: the co captains for the tag team elimination match of
Speaker 1: the nineteen eighty eight Survivors series were Wait for which
Speaker 1: one the co captains for the tag team elimination elimination Uh,
Speaker 1: Demolition powers Pain. I wouldn't have known that the theme
Speaker 1: for WrestleMania seven was Stars and Straps Forever unbelievable I'm doing.
Speaker 1: That's exactly. It's such a game because I remember you
Speaker 1: never remember about this game. I remember being like, Wow,
Speaker 1: there's a lot of questions in here about a period
Speaker 1: to time period that we're not supposed to talk about, right,
Speaker 1: you know, like just those alone, right, they would never
Speaker 1: talk about Hogan and like that whole era. But this
Speaker 1: game did. What was the name of the Blue Brothers manager,
Speaker 1: the Blue Uncle Saya's good Ninetay seven surviverceriies one team
Speaker 1: was Bulldog's Young Stallions, Strike Force Bees. And it's like
Speaker 1: those strikes RELI in the least strike Force. We'll do
Speaker 1: something about that, right, So he said, strike Force Bees,
Speaker 1: Bulldogs Stallions and wait, Bulldog Stallions, Bees and strike Force.
Speaker 1: There's one more. There's one more, stump the boss. We're
Speaker 1: playing stump the Boss. I think this could be a
Speaker 1: recurring series. Christian. I'm gonna go on a limb because
Speaker 1: I know they had a brief period as a Babyface team. Oh,
Speaker 1: I got it right. We're gonna keep going to you
Speaker 1: get it wrong, I get it, yes, yes, Wow. At
Speaker 1: the nineteen ninety one Riversaries who eliminated Skinner from competition?
Speaker 1: Oh that's a tough one. Holy shit, your choices you Matador,
Speaker 1: Barbarian or Slaughter. I have to look at it, and
Speaker 1: we have stumped the boss. It was Sergeant Slaughter eliminated
Speaker 1: Skinner from competition. Well, they could eliminate Skinner entirely for
Speaker 1: my Hashbro competition. What's the name of his book, Booze whatever?
Speaker 1: You should be called? Boot Steve kerran Chronicles Chronicles Part
Speaker 1: one and two, The Stomach Turn. Well we got more
Speaker 1: here from Christian. Wow, look at this one. Hey about
Speaker 1: complete hul Cogan? What do we got? Oh that's a beauty.
Speaker 1: Look at that. That's a gorgeous thing. WWF Magazine, April
Speaker 1: eighty eight. Hogan on the cover with the red and
Speaker 1: yellow headband, not the bandana headline. Hogan's title stolen a
Speaker 1: Vengeful Giant takes the belt with a little help from
Speaker 1: his friends. Wrestling Maya four. Inside details, Hulax plans Ultimate Warrior,
Speaker 1: Hercules plans for his destruction. Matilda can she get her
Speaker 1: teeth into a six man brawl? Henan protests in this issue,
Speaker 1: elizabeths e protests, Yeah, that's funny, even protests. I like that.
Speaker 1: Shout outs to Big fun in Columbus, Ohio, which apparently
Speaker 1: is look place he got his hands on this wonderful
Speaker 1: Are you ready for? Uh? What's that? Twelve nineteen ninety one,
Speaker 1: Actually it's truly twenty four, nineteen ninety one. WCW Official
Speaker 1: Trading Cards. Oh, I had a million of these. This
Speaker 1: was the first box of cards I ever got in
Speaker 1: my life, not just a pack, like a whole box
Speaker 1: of boss. And how I ended up getting it It must
Speaker 1: have been easy cut rate and a family friend bought
Speaker 1: it for me. So I had these cards all over
Speaker 1: my house. I still use them as bookmarks. That seems
Speaker 1: like a lot. Absolutely, that's crazy. You can't open them? Sure,
Speaker 1: is there a stick of gum in here? I would
Speaker 1: I would actually chew it if it was in there.
Speaker 1: I would remember. I used to feel like the sand
Speaker 1: on the cards because there was gum in there, and
Speaker 1: then like how awfully crunchy that ship so old? Come
Speaker 1: apart in pieces, it's like, and then you have to
Speaker 1: chew it so much to get it to be a
Speaker 1: piece of gum. The fact that I put that in
Speaker 1: my mouth as a kid, and like parents didn't say anything. Well,
Speaker 1: and the fact that you're still alive, right, I know
Speaker 1: that's like if you offered that today, I'm telling you,
Speaker 1: zero kids. No, not today's society. You're trying to kill
Speaker 1: me here, this one's for you, boss. Take a look.
Speaker 1: What do you say? What do I see a lot?
Speaker 1: I see a peanut butter and jam sandwich, is what
Speaker 1: I say. M Garvin fabulous. I mean he just he
Speaker 1: looks hungover and like, but he thinks he's hot and sexy.
Speaker 1: Sounds like the free Birds to me, what a fucking
Speaker 1: every last one of them. His middle name is Jam,
Speaker 1: as in what you do when you're the greatest rock
Speaker 1: and roll band on Earth, or what he eats every
Speaker 1: night before going to bed eats Jam. What a child?
Speaker 1: Jeff real milk with that just ticks a spoon and
Speaker 1: Winnie the Pooh, What the fuck. Some weren't buying it.
Speaker 1: So the Freebirds bought space in Wrestling Wrap Up Volume two,
Speaker 1: number eight, page fifteen to set the record straight. Their
Speaker 1: number one smash hit is when Love comes to Town.
Speaker 1: A fucking bunch of bullshit Brother Love, Brother, What I'll
Speaker 1: take that one? Think that one keeps a pack attack?
Speaker 1: What do you have? The first one I have is
Speaker 1: Lex Luger who looks like, honestly, he looks like he's
Speaker 1: shitting out Rick Flair. We have two different Rick Flair
Speaker 1: used to do in a leap frog, and then I
Speaker 1: got one of Le's bear Hugging Rick.
Speaker 2: Podcast with Jack m JP Sorrow the Lapsed Fan Wrestling Podcast.
Speaker 1: Lex Luger ak the Total Package, is a four time
Speaker 1: ww US champion and one of the most explosive men
Speaker 1: in the ring, especially right there he's exploding Ric Flair
Speaker 1: out of his ass. His master tree in the ring
Speaker 1: has earned the respect of all opponents, including the nature
Speaker 1: boy Rick Flair, seen here getting ready to dine on
Speaker 1: some ring rope. What a stupid writer that writers don't
Speaker 1: they need? They need Vince mc man behind the sounds
Speaker 1: like they may have had him to JRR. Well, I
Speaker 1: get a j R. That's Lex luger. Look, how is
Speaker 1: that your Moross car? He's like barely in it. Ross
Speaker 1: is barely hold the mic I got, I got a
Speaker 1: fucking deer in headlights headshot of JR. Oh god, that
Speaker 1: that looks like what would be on his like CNN center,
Speaker 1: I now right exactly put that on a lanyard home
Speaker 1: the state of Oklahoma. I could say that again in
Speaker 1: what state is Oklahoma? Is what I'm asking? Favorite holding?
Speaker 1: His favorite hold is, oh god, I don't know, uh,
Speaker 1: the microphone? That was the barbecue sauce sauce it Ross brings.
Speaker 1: Ross brings a steady stream of danger to the arena,
Speaker 1: disgusting stream of sauce to the arena. As one of
Speaker 1: wrestling's most prolific commentators, He's a native of Oklahoma, and
Speaker 1: as the license plate says, he's okay. If it wasn't
Speaker 1: for his contribution to the sports, wrestling would definitely be
Speaker 1: at a loss for words or at a ross for words.
Speaker 1: If you ask me at a ross for words, that
Speaker 1: that would be a the documentary maybe I titled that
Speaker 1: the documentary words? How is this the fabulous free Birds? Okay?
Speaker 1: This is literally fat ass Rickey Morton headlock and head
Speaker 1: is totally cut off. I also got it. I've got
Speaker 1: a shot from the same match. But he just looks.
Speaker 1: They look miserable, fucking miserable. They don't want to wrestle anymore,
Speaker 1: not at all. Here's Tom Zank about to apply deodorant.
Speaker 1: He's got his arm bit fully exposed. I also got
Speaker 1: a z Man one, what if the fun But I
Speaker 1: got more like a real one that looks like z Man.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's a good one. And this is flair
Speaker 1: hip tossing Luger in the same match. You just showed
Speaker 1: the lupra again. Z Man is not your average wrestler,
Speaker 1: he says, quote, he says quote. I'm starting at the bottom,
Speaker 1: say that again, working my way to the top. I
Speaker 1: don't care who who has the belts Luker Flare, I
Speaker 1: don't care who it is. I'm here to make a
Speaker 1: name for myself. What do WCW fans that are the
Speaker 1: Jim hurd Era and z Man have in common? But
Speaker 1: they both didn't care who held the ww belt? His model?
Speaker 1: What his model? What's what's his model? U? Z Man
Speaker 1: in ninety one? Stay single, that's the fucking road, low
Speaker 1: low inside single. HOLDO, let me Okay, let me ask
Speaker 1: you this. If you got this card, who would you
Speaker 1: say this is of uh No, no, Terry Taylor. Yeah,
Speaker 1: all right, Terry Taylor. H you wouldn't fucking know that, really,
Speaker 1: because he's like, you can't even see his face. It's
Speaker 1: a profile shot of him holding an Armbarn Arn Anderson.
Speaker 1: Shouldn't the subject of the card be center on the image?
Speaker 1: Shouldn't you? Shouldn't hair not be on their face?
Speaker 2: Like?
Speaker 1: Should they actually be seeing stuff? I will say, though, Christian,
Speaker 1: these these soft spot in my heart. Man, I could
Speaker 1: look at these all day. I had all these when
Speaker 1: Terry Taylor. When Terry Taylor enters the ring, you can
Speaker 1: barely hear yourself talk for all the cheers put a
Speaker 1: bunch of bullshit. He is truly a favorite among wrestling
Speaker 1: fans from coast to coast. As for his opponents, it's
Speaker 1: usually their time for getting a tailor made suit of pain?
Speaker 1: What the fuck a tailor made suit of pain?
Speaker 2: Is?
Speaker 1: That? Is that the bread dress that Lady Gaga war
Speaker 1: to the VMA's the suit of pain? Taylor made suit
Speaker 1: of shame and pain? This should be And I believe
Speaker 1: Kevin Salivan wore the uh the suit of New Bane.
Speaker 1: Oh we got, we got well also from Christian, from Christian,
Speaker 1: My god, here we go old school, old school. Wow. Wow,
Speaker 1: really legit, what are you holding? I'm holding a original
Speaker 1: Hull Cogan has Bro the Gorilla Press slam one sure,
Speaker 1: apparently signed by Terry by Terry, says hulkster on it
Speaker 1: written like in a thing, and I mean the price
Speaker 1: tag says let me see here, signed by Hull Cogan
Speaker 1: Twicks the complete Hulko Complete we signed I just I mean, yeah,
Speaker 1: that looks like his handwriting. Yeah he does it. Yeah
Speaker 1: with the h Wow, that's pretty cool. That's wild. In
Speaker 1: the season of the complete. Indeed, just when you thought
Speaker 1: you had enough, Hull Cogan has Bros. Right, I mean,
Speaker 1: how many of the how many of this particular Hull
Speaker 1: Cogan have we received over the years? The original hul
Speaker 1: Cogan Guerilla Press with that one I know sign that's wild.
Speaker 1: I do. I do like picturing members of the Solar
Speaker 1: System going into their local you know, retro hobby shop
Speaker 1: and shopping for the co chair. Yes, I do too.
Speaker 1: It's the beautiful thing. Electrician. Thanks. We're going to be
Speaker 1: thumbing through these w W Trading parts for quite a
Speaker 1: while to come. I feel like we get those every year,
Speaker 1: and every year I'm like, yes, they're they're just they
Speaker 1: they never cease to uh hit in the sweet spot.
Speaker 1: They're just great. So the writing is so stupid, So
Speaker 1: let's shuffle them up and we'll see you for the
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