Speaker 1: A National Broadcasting Company presents transcribed from Hollywood, The Magnificent Montague,
Speaker 1: starring Marty Willey. Today in Hollywood, the sun is shining,
Speaker 1: bomby breezes are blowing through the palm trees. But to
Speaker 1: Edwin the Magnificent Montague, waiting in his retted bungalow for
Speaker 1: Empire Studios to start starring him and Macbeth, this is
Speaker 1: the winter of his discontent. It is bad enough that
Speaker 1: this giant of the Shakespearean stage has already sunk to radio,
Speaker 1: where he is uncle good Heart here of an afternoon program.
Speaker 2: But now he has succumbed to movies, his pet hate.
Speaker 1: On the other hand, his wife Lily and Agnes the Maid,
Speaker 1: are entranced by this tropical paradise, far from the cold
Speaker 1: and sleep of their native New York. It is mid
Speaker 1: afternoon in the Montague Bungalore. Lily is out in the garden.
Speaker 1: Agnes is happily dusting with one hand and reading a
Speaker 1: movie magazine with the other.
Speaker 3: I ought to be in pictures. I'm beautiful to see.
Speaker 3: I ought to be in pictures. Oh what a hit
Speaker 3: I would be My mail come yet not yet?
Speaker 4: Well, the Maleman should be here any minute.
Speaker 3: Cheapers, I better get my hair out of these curlers.
Speaker 3: He's a cute one. Where's Edwin in his bedroom?
Speaker 2: As usual?
Speaker 3: He's got the blankets over the window to keep the
Speaker 3: sun out. He's got a full of smoke, and all
Speaker 3: the fans going to make it drafty. He's trying to
Speaker 3: pretend he's back home in New York.
Speaker 4: Poor Edwin having to wait around with nothing to do
Speaker 4: while they make up their minds about.
Speaker 2: Making the picture. I can't even get him out in
Speaker 2: the sun.
Speaker 3: He's been out here a month and his face still
Speaker 3: looks like a bowl Offarina.
Speaker 4: Get a load of my tongue, Agnes, you're as brown
Speaker 4: as a berry.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Well, when I get back to New York, am I
Speaker 3: gonna put on the dog in front of those stuck
Speaker 3: up elevator boys. I'm gonna tell him I was in Florida.
Speaker 4: What Edwin is doing in the bedroom?
Speaker 2: Very quiet in this.
Speaker 3: Maybe a ray of sunshine got through the blankets and
Speaker 3: killed him.
Speaker 5: Please, Agnes, I'm going to see if I can't get him.
Speaker 2: Out of that bedroom. Edwin, come out, Edwin, come.
Speaker 5: Out, God, Lily, must you sound like John l Lewis
Speaker 5: calling me out?
Speaker 2: Of the pits.
Speaker 4: When it's such a lovely day, must just stay cooped.
Speaker 2: Up in that smoke filled room.
Speaker 3: He'll be the first hand who smoked himself.
Speaker 5: I dear that is Why don't you run up a
Speaker 5: palm tree, tear a coconut off off and hurl it
Speaker 5: to the sidewalk without letting go of it?
Speaker 3: What a glamour boy.
Speaker 2: Really act this? Now that you're in Hollywood, why don't
Speaker 2: you get married?
Speaker 5: Or can't you get Frankenstein to pop the question?
Speaker 6: When?
Speaker 4: Why don't you get out and meet some of the
Speaker 4: people here, these savages?
Speaker 2: What am I a missionary?
Speaker 4: And every night you sit home alone and brood?
Speaker 5: And with whom should I spend an intellectual evening?
Speaker 2: Mickey Cohen?
Speaker 4: And when I know what, how did you come out
Speaker 4: and help me weed?
Speaker 2: The god weed? The god? Ah?
Speaker 5: My wife, Lily Boy, my dazzling co star the Sakespearean stage,
Speaker 5: My Juliet, my Ophilia has found a new role, Rebecca
Speaker 5: of sunny Brook Farm.
Speaker 4: Oh, come on, Edwin, it'll be fun you Agnes nye
Speaker 4: out in the garden weeding, not.
Speaker 3: Me for that beard around? Who can tell what the weed?
Speaker 2: Lovely? Agnes? Don't you ever take those curlers out of
Speaker 2: your hair. Your head looks like signal Hill, Edwin. Let's
Speaker 2: be serious, what are you doing.
Speaker 3: All day in that room?
Speaker 5: I'm finishing an article on Hollywood. I've been asked to
Speaker 5: write for the New York Times Drama section.
Speaker 2: An article about Hollywood. Yes, and I assure you that
Speaker 2: when it appears.
Speaker 5: There will be a spontaneous movement to throw California out
Speaker 5: of the Union.
Speaker 2: That's terrible delay.
Speaker 5: When this article hits New York, the statue of Horace Greeley,
Speaker 5: who said go west, young man, will be pulled down
Speaker 5: by howling mobs. It will then be melted down to
Speaker 5: a giant crowbar to derail any train going west to
Speaker 5: Jersey City.
Speaker 6: What's the name of.
Speaker 5: The article, beautiful California?
Speaker 2: Or to think we fought Mexico for this?
Speaker 4: Edmond Montague, Don't you dare mail that article to New York.
Speaker 2: Nail it.
Speaker 5: This article would never get through the United States mail
Speaker 5: and trust.
Speaker 2: To get to a foreigner New York actor. I know
Speaker 2: who is going over the wall.
Speaker 5: He is escaping from Warner Brothers disguise, disguised as a nutburger.
Speaker 6: Head.
Speaker 4: When you're being dreadfully unfair, to Hollywood.
Speaker 2: I'm being unfair. They lure me out here to do Macbeth.
Speaker 5: They changed my name to Raoul Randolph. They are forcing
Speaker 5: me to take acting lessons from a paragon of the
Speaker 5: drama whose reputation in the theater was made when he
Speaker 5: staged a minstrel show for the Shriners.
Speaker 2: They gave me an actress to play opposite Beers, Lady.
Speaker 5: Macbeth, whose previous title was Miss four Way Cold Tablet.
Speaker 5: It kept me here for a month because they say the.
Speaker 2: Script isn't ready. Hey, the script for Macbeth isn't ready.
Speaker 2: Shakespeare only wrote it in fifteen ninety two. And I'm
Speaker 2: being unfair.
Speaker 4: Oh Edwin, please, you've been grousing from the minute we
Speaker 4: got here. Now you're here, get.
Speaker 2: Used to it.
Speaker 3: He's already made a name for himself. He's replaced the
Speaker 3: Black Widow Spider at California's number one pest.
Speaker 2: It looks like a hot day.
Speaker 5: Shall we take Agnes for a dip in the labraa tarkit?
Speaker 2: When you better get freshed.
Speaker 4: You know you have your uncle good Heart broadcast to
Speaker 4: do this.
Speaker 5: Afternoon, My uncle good Heart broadcast, And to think when
Speaker 5: I went to the radio.
Speaker 2: I thought I had hit the cultural depths compared to
Speaker 2: the movies. Radio is the Harvard Classic.
Speaker 3: There's my mail, man, I'll get the mail. Hello there, Hi,
Speaker 3: look at him man.
Speaker 5: There's something about Agnes that brings out the sea biscuit
Speaker 5: and a man.
Speaker 4: Bringing the male Agnes.
Speaker 3: Here it is, honey, thank you.
Speaker 2: Oh Agnes.
Speaker 4: Here is a picture postcard for.
Speaker 3: You, No kitten, quick, let me see.
Speaker 2: Oh that who's a pub me?
Speaker 3: I sent it to myself from Clifton's cabetarium. Listen, dear Agnes,
Speaker 3: wish you were here, love Agnes.
Speaker 5: Agnes has friends all over the country.
Speaker 2: The lady mail for me.
Speaker 4: Ah, here's an invitation for us Edwin, an invitation fancy
Speaker 4: parchment and engraving cab.
Speaker 2: Look at the crest of the wax seal. I read it, and.
Speaker 4: Mister and missus Edwin Montacue, you are cordially invited to
Speaker 4: attend the ceremonies in connection with the grand opening of
Speaker 4: Bleachers Boochers Butchers your neighborhood Butcher formal formal.
Speaker 2: You know I'm tempted to attend. I've never seen pigs
Speaker 2: feet in spats the mayor here, hmm, I hear something.
Speaker 5: The old drug store out here has a big sale
Speaker 5: on used cars.
Speaker 2: Dad, What an intellectual jungle.
Speaker 4: Oh, even look an a mail letter from New York
Speaker 4: from your Proscenium Club.
Speaker 3: You mean those broken down old fogies Finally found out
Speaker 3: there are aeroplanes.
Speaker 2: Oh, from my comrades. Let me have it.
Speaker 5: Wait, let me hold the envelope of my hands for
Speaker 5: a moment in reverie. Imagine only yesterday this letter was
Speaker 5: in New York. It's from Jarvis, president of the Prosidium Club,
Speaker 5: the only refuge left for the legitimate Shakespearean actor.
Speaker 3: I got a buck that says it's a touch.
Speaker 5: All right, I guess back into your cage. Read old
Speaker 5: Jarvis's letter, Edwin, listen, belove it, Montague. Our hearts are
Speaker 5: with you, far from New York, in the wilderness of California.
Speaker 5: We hope and pray that your delicate health is equals
Speaker 5: the heart hardships of frontier life.
Speaker 3: Those old hands when they go west of Times Square,
Speaker 3: they wear money belts.
Speaker 5: Dear Montague, knowing your daring spirit, we beg of you
Speaker 5: not to venture outside the stockade at night. However, our
Speaker 5: fears for you have been somewhat allayed by Sir Oliver,
Speaker 5: who made the trip west when he was a boy,
Speaker 5: and assures us the Union cavalry has subdued the maraudering Redskins.
Speaker 3: It's touching how they.
Speaker 2: Can be so out of touch, Agnes. Please go on, Edwin.
Speaker 5: We hope that you'll recovered from the tedious railroads trip
Speaker 5: across the continent.
Speaker 2: However, again, Sir Oliver assures.
Speaker 5: Us, the trip across the prairies of the West is
Speaker 5: most exciting, and that you like he enjoyed shooting at the.
Speaker 2: Buffalo from the moving train. Montague, Montague.
Speaker 5: Our hearts are with you in your glorious and gallant
Speaker 5: adventure in that fabulous land the beyond the great Divide.
Speaker 2: Speak of us as we think of you.
Speaker 5: Good Night, sweet Prince josh Oh Edwin.
Speaker 4: It was such a nice letter from old jobs to
Speaker 4: be back.
Speaker 5: With my dear friends the Presidium Club, talking reading.
Speaker 3: And getting chill blinds in the library.
Speaker 2: Bye. Better to freeze the library of the Presidium Club.
Speaker 5: That you achieve the highest on a Hollywood can bestow
Speaker 5: on you, to ride down Hollywood Boulevard.
Speaker 2: As Santa Claus.
Speaker 4: Oh, and when what stories you'll be able to tell
Speaker 4: the Proscenium club members.
Speaker 3: Are you save the rancher's daughter from a runaway stage
Speaker 3: coach and sunset boulevard?
Speaker 2: Now, miss Jone, come in? Hello? Anybody home? Who are you?
Speaker 2: My name is Gouch Hadley Gouch. Oh, I'm so sorry.
Speaker 2: I'm from the real estate company in charge of renting
Speaker 2: this villa. Villa is that the Spanish word for a rabbit? Hutch?
Speaker 6: Am I having the pleasure of addressing mister and missus
Speaker 6: Edward Montague.
Speaker 2: There must be a mistake. We're Fibber, Magee and Mulley.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, mister, I must have no No, we are
Speaker 1: the Montague.
Speaker 2: But the old gentleman he was just joking.
Speaker 5: Oh ah, yes, my dear mister crunch gunch a gun
Speaker 5: amaquas to what we owe the dubious honor of this visit.
Speaker 6: We just thought I might be of some service to
Speaker 6: you and helping you move out.
Speaker 2: Move out?
Speaker 5: You mean the local authorities have finally used some good
Speaker 5: judgment and condemned this whole.
Speaker 4: Condemned mister my husband's joking. Oh yes, mister, there must
Speaker 4: be some mistake.
Speaker 6: Oh no, you only read a sweetheart's nest for one month.
Speaker 5: Sweetheart's nest, that's the name of this villa.
Speaker 2: Didn't you see the sign on the fence.
Speaker 3: The sign that's the thing you take into the gun
Speaker 3: of the day.
Speaker 4: We moved in, mister Gunch. We originally planned on only
Speaker 4: being out here a month. However, my husband's motion picture
Speaker 4: has been delayed, so we'll have to take it for
Speaker 4: another month.
Speaker 5: Oh, that will be impossible, impossible. We've already rented Sweetheart's
Speaker 5: nest to another couple.
Speaker 2: We'll let them find another nest.
Speaker 6: No, no, no, that's out of the question, mister Montague.
Speaker 6: For the last fifteen years, for the month of February area,
Speaker 6: this cobbage has been rented to mister and missus ingelbad
Speaker 6: ingle pot but lovely people from the east.
Speaker 2: Mister Gun, Oh.
Speaker 4: You must realize that it's quite impossible for us to leave.
Speaker 2: Well, I'm afraid you'll have to if so happens.
Speaker 6: I have the necessary papers to legally see to Earth that.
Speaker 2: This villa is vacated. Oh no, hello, can a man
Speaker 2: think evicted from Sweetheart's Nest?
Speaker 4: But there are so many things we have to do before.
Speaker 2: We can leave.
Speaker 5: We have to pack get Agner's creative and of course
Speaker 5: I was planning on Bernie this stuck old doghouse to the.
Speaker 6: Ground, Bernie Sweethearts, No, no, no, please please, My husband
Speaker 6: is joking.
Speaker 4: Oh, mister, have you another villa available?
Speaker 2: I'll let me check with my notebook.
Speaker 6: Oh here's something, a cute little mink branch you can
Speaker 6: get a cheap that people couldn't make a go of.
Speaker 2: It. Just didn't get along with the mink.
Speaker 6: Eh, I'm really not acquainted with exactly what happened.
Speaker 2: Nevertheless, it is a goodbye mister Frankly. Do you think
Speaker 2: I could get along with the mink? Do you wish
Speaker 2: me to be free? Please? No?
Speaker 6: In fact, mister bout you, I cannot see you getting
Speaker 6: along with anything.
Speaker 2: Now get out of this house.
Speaker 6: Edwin, what are we going to do?
Speaker 2: I've got to get to my Uncle good Heart broadcast.
Speaker 2: You'd better get out and find a place for.
Speaker 4: Us, Oh, Edwin, looking for a place to live.
Speaker 2: It's a grueling experience.
Speaker 5: What do you think I'll be going through on that
Speaker 5: broadcast this afternoon? Uncle good Heart solves the world's problem
Speaker 5: by setting a canary's broken leg canter the time I'll
Speaker 5: be late for the broadcast.
Speaker 2: Allow back to the Magnificent Montague.
Speaker 1: He is in the middle of his Uncle good Heart
Speaker 1: radio program.
Speaker 5: Oh my God, good Heart, you make me so ashamed
Speaker 5: of myself for shooting this little canary.
Speaker 2: With the shotgun you gave me for Meatsmith.
Speaker 5: No, now, Ronald, I gave you that gun because hunting
Speaker 5: is a sport.
Speaker 2: That Bill's character. But Ronald shooting a canary with the
Speaker 2: double barrels and while it was still in its cave. Oh, Ronald, you.
Speaker 5: Not only hurt Uncle good Hearts canari, but you blasted
Speaker 5: out one of the walls of Uncle good Heart's little
Speaker 5: pottage on the sunny side of the lady.
Speaker 2: Oh welcome. I'm just a bad boy.
Speaker 5: No, Ronald, You're just an exuberant, impulsive youth.
Speaker 2: Now I'm not. I'm mistaker, Ronald.
Speaker 5: I can understand you're racing through the business district in
Speaker 5: your hot rod while firing point blank in the crowds.
Speaker 2: But Ronald, shooting Uncle good Heart's kader. There's a limit. Oh,
Speaker 2: Uncle good Heart, you are so so good.
Speaker 5: Here is your gun back, Ronald, think of this to
Speaker 5: the canaria the next time you fire.
Speaker 2: At close range creatures. Think of this little bird. As
Speaker 2: you go out on life's highway with your eyes on high,
Speaker 2: look into the sun and life.
Speaker 1: So ends another episode of Uncle good Heart brought to
Speaker 1: you by Shalla Marsel.
Speaker 2: And now before we leave.
Speaker 5: You until tomorrow, here is Uncle good Heart with his
Speaker 5: thought for the day when a hurricane hits your neighbor's
Speaker 5: house and everything's lost in the blow as he stands
Speaker 5: there alone when his house used to be.
Speaker 2: Won't you step up and say cheerio.
Speaker 1: You're off the air, mister Montagall, step up and say cheerio.
Speaker 5: I must stop by that kindergarten. Speak to my writers again.
Speaker 2: Oh goodness, show mister Montague. Did you really like your
Speaker 2: mister kill? Oh?
Speaker 5: Yes, you know well, my boy, I would suggested you work,
Speaker 5: save up your money until you have a nice round
Speaker 5: sum and then go out and get your head examined.
Speaker 1: Yes, sir, Oh, your wife called. She couldn't find a
Speaker 1: place to live. She wants you to come right home.
Speaker 5: Oh no, where are we going to sleep tonight in
Speaker 5: the Hollywood Bowl?
Speaker 2: I better get home. Hey, ma, Ma fook at him?
Speaker 2: Sure are you, sir?
Speaker 5: With the dianderesel face and this pee bear with a
Speaker 5: flower growing out of her head referring to me?
Speaker 7: Oh yes, sir, how do he doodlely do sir, we're
Speaker 7: in the NBC studio tour. When Ma Hair spotted you,
Speaker 7: she did, Sir, we listen to you every day on
Speaker 7: the air.
Speaker 2: You're a favorite.
Speaker 4: I don't know how I'd ever get through the day
Speaker 4: without your guidance.
Speaker 5: Well, thank you. It's very seldom I meet listener. Well,
Speaker 5: I know how busy you must be.
Speaker 7: But Ma would sure appreciate it if you gave her
Speaker 7: your autograph.
Speaker 2: Mister link letter link letter? Ain't you art link letter?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 2: I am not art linkletter? Hell if id so much
Speaker 2: of see other? One of you morons?
Speaker 5: Again, I should have come known from coast to coast
Speaker 5: as the mad butcher of NBC.
Speaker 4: Oh, Agnes, let me sit down. I'm exhausted walking walking
Speaker 4: all afternoon looking for a place to live and be.
Speaker 3: To the sacks. How, brother, we covered Los Angeles like
Speaker 3: the smog. Well, thank goodness.
Speaker 5: Mister and missus Ingleby are such nice people.
Speaker 3: Are you sure when they found they said we could
Speaker 3: stay here with them?
Speaker 4: Yes, they said there were two bedrooms and they're only
Speaker 4: going to use one.
Speaker 5: All that.
Speaker 4: Edwin home from his broadcast.
Speaker 2: Lily, what are you going to do out here?
Speaker 5: There are even subway stations where a gentleman can spend
Speaker 5: the night.
Speaker 4: Now, don't get excited, Edwin, I have wonderful news.
Speaker 2: Found a place for us. Well, Edmund, there's nothing available.
Speaker 4: There are ten hardware conventions in town.
Speaker 2: And that's good new Lily.
Speaker 5: Are you planning on buying a fust vowel?
Speaker 4: No, we don't have to leave this house.
Speaker 2: Something happened to the ingle Butts. Nothing mine, I hope no, Edwin.
Speaker 4: The ingle Butts are moving in today. But they said
Speaker 4: we could stay and share the house.
Speaker 5: Share the house, but there's only our bedroom and agnuses oh, Edmund.
Speaker 4: The Inglebuts will use one bedroom, of course, and Agnes
Speaker 4: now will use the other one.
Speaker 2: Go on, there's still a little old measy.
Speaker 7: Well.
Speaker 4: We thought we could fixed up the garage for you.
Speaker 2: The garage, but am I an old.
Speaker 3: Essex me in a dankarage with my pulse nagel drip.
Speaker 5: Edwin.
Speaker 4: You know Agnes can't sleep in a garage, not with
Speaker 4: her sinus condition.
Speaker 3: I'd keep the country up all night. They think the
Speaker 3: Hollywood damn gave way.
Speaker 5: I'd drive my body three thousand miles of the mountains,
Speaker 5: rivers and prairies to sleep in the garage.
Speaker 4: Now, ed we Bey putting the day bed in there,
Speaker 4: and a rug, a little table and a lamp.
Speaker 5: Oh, Charley, we must have it photographed for a house beautiful.
Speaker 4: It's only because the ingle Butts are such nice people
Speaker 4: that we're not out on the street.
Speaker 2: All right, all right.
Speaker 4: The only reason they're letting us stay is because we're
Speaker 4: fellow Easterners.
Speaker 2: Fellow Easterners. They're from New York too. Yeah, that's someone
Speaker 2: to talk to. Imagine meeting out here.
Speaker 5: It's like Stanley meeting Livingstone and darkest Africa.
Speaker 3: It's getting light. They should be here. There they are.
Speaker 3: I'll get the door.
Speaker 5: I remember Edwin.
Speaker 3: Be nice to them.
Speaker 2: Nice, how charm no lily, they love me.
Speaker 3: Come in, mister and missus Inglebud.
Speaker 2: Well, howly doodle do?
Speaker 4: Come right in, mister and missus ingle Butt.
Speaker 2: This is my wow.
Speaker 4: Oops, hey, pauw hayy that crazy fella from NBC.
Speaker 2: My husband Edwin me NBC. So I've never been so
Speaker 2: insulted in my life. Are you sure you ain't from NBC?
Speaker 5: My dear mister ingobut, I am Edward Montague of the
Speaker 5: stage and Raoul Randolph of the screen.
Speaker 4: Well you sure sound like a fellow who rupt us
Speaker 4: up over at NBC.
Speaker 7: I do, yes, there was a nasty tempered old grouse
Speaker 7: to think we must took him for that nice.
Speaker 5: Fella art link letter. Come here, covey here, Agnes, and
Speaker 5: take mister Ingott's duffel bag.
Speaker 2: Well, here's it down. This is your home, you know. Oh,
Speaker 2: it's all of us?
Speaker 7: Is us home, Missus Fontague.
Speaker 2: So sweet of you.
Speaker 4: I'll come, missus inglebut Agnes and I will help you
Speaker 4: fix up your bedrooms.
Speaker 2: Mighty nice of you. I understand you're from the East.
Speaker 7: Oh, yes, yes, indeed back home, we're probably neighbors.
Speaker 2: We live on sixty first Street in New York.
Speaker 7: Where do you live, Council Bluffs, Iowa, Council.
Speaker 2: Gloves, Iowa.
Speaker 7: Yes, indeed, we people from the East gotta stick together.
Speaker 2: You're out here to make a movie.
Speaker 7: Your wife tells us, well, hope you don't take offense.
Speaker 7: We don't have time to come down to the studio
Speaker 7: to watch you, No, see, mon, I just come out
Speaker 7: every year for the quiz show season.
Speaker 2: The quiz show season.
Speaker 7: Now we spend a month out here, get on all
Speaker 7: the quiz shows from Hollywood March.
Speaker 2: We spend New York at.
Speaker 5: All quiz shows there, you know, usually spend spring in Chicago,
Speaker 5: pick up what we can. Don't you ever get home
Speaker 5: to council gloffs just to unloading?
Speaker 2: But do you do this for a living? Oh no,
Speaker 2: I should say not.
Speaker 7: I'm retired, used to be in the junk business.
Speaker 2: You still are? I mean you go on all the
Speaker 2: quiz shows.
Speaker 7: No, not all, man, I ain't a surprised what used
Speaker 7: to be. But I tell you there's a fortune in it.
Speaker 7: If I had my life to live over again, that
Speaker 7: is what I would go in.
Speaker 2: For quiz shows.
Speaker 7: When I hear about the young man of today beeping
Speaker 7: about there not being any opportunity, it makes my blood boil.
Speaker 7: It's all after any young red blooded American who has
Speaker 7: to get up and go. Why if I had a son,
Speaker 7: I put him in quiz shows as soon as he
Speaker 7: could answer to his own name.
Speaker 2: I must say anything.
Speaker 5: But you suddenly built new horizons before my eyes. Oh
Speaker 5: it's not a lazy man's game, mister Montague.
Speaker 2: Takes study to know them answers.
Speaker 7: It takes footwork to get from network to network.
Speaker 5: I can imagine now, if you'd excuse me, I have
Speaker 5: to learn some lines.
Speaker 2: I'll retire to the garage. The garage, well, I hope
Speaker 2: them refrigerate. It won't be in your way. Refrigerator. Mon
Speaker 2: I hit a few quiz shows today. Take the quicherators
Speaker 2: being moved into the garage.
Speaker 7: We're putting me four washing machines out on the patio,
Speaker 7: and the electric stoves are going into the kitchen.
Speaker 2: You won that on quiz shows just today. Shucks, that's nothing.
Speaker 2: We didn't get into towns on noon. And I work
Speaker 2: for a living.
Speaker 7: Well, if you haven't to do, you right ahead and do.
Speaker 2: It here in the living room. Thank you, missingle Butt,
Speaker 2: it's Macbeth. I'm doing I go right ahead. Won't bother
Speaker 2: us at call? I tell you.
Speaker 4: Hars that missus Montague is that sweetest woman?
Speaker 5: Yes?
Speaker 2: I noticed? Is this hey, mister Montague?
Speaker 7: If the phone rings a lot from now on, don't
Speaker 7: let it bother you. We sent a lot of cards
Speaker 7: in with this number of telephone quizzes. No, you're just
Speaker 7: sitting around at night, you know.
Speaker 2: Is this a yes?
Speaker 5: This is Hollywood?
Speaker 2: Four five six three? What's the question?
Speaker 7: Oh Abraham Lincoln are a single but sweethearts nest you
Speaker 7: can drive Hollywood?
Speaker 2: Thank you?
Speaker 7: Sorry, mister montagu There's going to be another refrigerator in
Speaker 7: the garage.
Speaker 2: Go right ahead with your work, though. Is this a
Speaker 2: refrigerator that I've seen? Is this that I see before me? Yes?
Speaker 2: We start studying. Yeah, that's right, Elsie, excuse me study?
Speaker 7: Yes, yes, we got a big day tomorrow.
Speaker 2: Hollywood, Jack Pop, name your game? What do you know?
Speaker 2: Quick as a flash? And ten or eleven others? Start
Speaker 2: me off?
Speaker 5: Mom?
Speaker 4: Who is the third President the United States?
Speaker 2: An Jefferson? What's the capital Romania? What's the pearl of
Speaker 2: the cabby in Guba? Identify this tune?
Speaker 6: Who is the wizard?
Speaker 5: Menhoe park?
Speaker 7: Amasad?
Speaker 3: What's that?
Speaker 2: Give me liberty?
Speaker 3: You give me death?
Speaker 7: After Henry?
Speaker 2: What?
Speaker 7: He played third base for the Baltimore Oriols nineteen hundred
Speaker 7: and one are a single?
Speaker 2: But Sweethearts nests you can drive? Thank you? Oh well?
Speaker 7: Washing machine?
Speaker 2: Is this a tiger that I see before?
Speaker 4: American plans?
Speaker 7: That's wrong?
Speaker 2: The stop stop, Lily, gets that out of here? What
Speaker 2: are you saying? This is the ingle Butt's house, Lily?
Speaker 2: How could I learn Macbeth?
Speaker 7: I'm going in the garage.
Speaker 2: Where should I study? In a deep freeze unit?
Speaker 7: I don't care monic you we were nice enough.
Speaker 2: To hold it. This one's on me. Hello, Yes, this
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Speaker 2: this seat of the program. What's the name of it?
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Speaker 2: el standy? Burt el standy? What? I now have one
Speaker 2: hundred dollars? Sure, go ahead? Who built the Panama cat hole?
Speaker 2: Which panamacadole? Oh? Had the lessoms? But I have two
Speaker 2: hundred dollars. Uh, sure, go ahead. I watch out for
Speaker 2: a trick question. Here's why they always try to throw you.
Speaker 5: On. What day is Thanksgiving Day is celebrated in Canada?
Speaker 5: Why it's on the same day it celebrated.
Speaker 2: There is no Thanksgiving Day in Canada.
Speaker 5: Hello, Hello, there is no Thanksgiving.
Speaker 2: Day in Era. I have four hundred dollars. Yeah here, Joe,
Speaker 2: go ahead?
Speaker 5: Clad what identify the tune? They're playing a tune? May
Speaker 5: you give me that receiver?
Speaker 2: Well? What is it? It's do you remember Sweet Alice? Ben Bolt?
Speaker 5: Hello, It's it's do you remember Sweet Alice?
Speaker 2: Sweet Alice? Ben Bault? Jerk, ben Bolt, Jerk? What I
Speaker 2: won the jackpot? I won the jack pot.
Speaker 5: I won the jackpot the name mister Horace Ingelbert, Why
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Speaker 2: Yes, yes that's right, Sweetheart's nest.
Speaker 7: You can drive Hollywood, California, and thank you too.
Speaker 2: Well.
Speaker 3: What was the jack probably when mister Montague, Yeah yeah.
Speaker 2: Mister Inglebert, have you ever been the Hawaii?
Speaker 5: You meet a three months cruise, all expenses paid, and
Speaker 5: the boat leaves tonight. The ingle Butts are leaving us
Speaker 5: for Hawaii.
Speaker 2: All together, all.
Speaker 1: Join us again next Friday night for another visit with
Speaker 1: a Magnificent Montague starring Marti Willey, created and directed by
Speaker 1: Matt hiken Written by Matt Hikeen and Delli Friedberg and
Speaker 1: Seymour as Lily Bollame. Purt Calton was Agnes. Included in
Speaker 1: tonight's cast were Alan Reed as the Landlord. Mister and
Speaker 1: Missus Horor single Butt were played by mister and Missus
Speaker 1: Jim Backus this is every King saying. Stay tuned for
Speaker 1: Duffy's Tavern, which follows immediately.
Speaker 2: Three times in Good Times on NBC