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<v Speaker 1>Shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things. Welcome to

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<v Speaker 1>another edition of idiotology.

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<v Speaker 2>We'll let you tako one on one one w jr R.

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<v Speaker 2>But you're freaking idiots, so we just turned music from

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<v Speaker 2>a funeral portrait. They're part of the group of bands

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<v Speaker 2>that will be playing along with Ice nine Kills and

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<v Speaker 2>a host of others a little bit later this year

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<v Speaker 2>and hard Rock. All I have you a chance to

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<v Speaker 2>win tickets for that show this morning. If you vote

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<v Speaker 2>and you say we play, you get about fifteen minutes

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<v Speaker 2>to do so over the jar our Facebook page. Everybody

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<v Speaker 2>votes eligible for the tickets.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, you're voting on kid Rock. There's three songs

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<v Speaker 1>to vote from. One with the most votes is played

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<v Speaker 1>back at nine and then we just randomly picked somebody

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<v Speaker 1>for those tickets.

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<v Speaker 2>Ready for a little different love story?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, what do you mean? Different love?

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<v Speaker 2>Different type of love story?

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<v Speaker 1>You've had a lady that loved a fish.

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<v Speaker 2>This one is. Let's just say the couple is happily

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<v Speaker 2>married now, but it took a couple of years of

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<v Speaker 2>hot pursuit by the woman of the two. The man

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<v Speaker 2>and the woman who ended up getting married, The Brazilian

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<v Speaker 2>woman who first laid eyes on her now husband when

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<v Speaker 2>she was attending a funeral. The funeral director named Apollo

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<v Speaker 2>Scariots caught her eye. Daniella Signor was infatuated and knew

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<v Speaker 2>that was the man that she needed to marry.

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<v Speaker 1>The guy who works at the funeral the funeral director.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, so obviously you're at the funeral. The funeral director

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<v Speaker 2>is focused on funeral proceedings, right, So there was no connection,

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<v Speaker 2>not even any eye contact whatsoever. So Daniella did the

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<v Speaker 2>logical thing. She started showing up as a frequent viewer

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<v Speaker 2>at funerals people she wouldn't even know. She would just

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<v Speaker 2>go so she could see this Apollo guy. Did the

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<v Speaker 2>guy ever do the math and kind of figure out that?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it didn't. Eventually they connected and now they're married.

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<v Speaker 3>I was just, wouldn't you think, man, you really have

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<v Speaker 3>bad luck with friends all of all the amount of

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<v Speaker 3>people that you've been in here for that have died,

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<v Speaker 3>I'm staying far away from you.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh I didn't even know them. This is he you, honey.

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<v Speaker 1>People go to all ends for love. Okay, Well, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>glad it worked out. For two years of just you know,

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<v Speaker 1>attending funerals on a regular basis, which most of us.

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<v Speaker 1>That's not something any of us really all look forward to. No,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean they really don't cost you anything to go to, right, All,

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<v Speaker 1>she's good, She's gonna have the meal after.

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<v Speaker 2>You're sitting around one summer afternoon man on board today, you.

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<v Speaker 1>Know what I know? At least it's ac in those places,

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<v Speaker 1>very chilly to keep the bodies at the right tim.

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<v Speaker 2>Go in there and sit down amongst the dearly departed

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<v Speaker 2>friends and relatives and strike up. I'm gonna miss him. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>it's her name is Vanessa?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh her?

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<v Speaker 2>Are you?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna miss her too. You know how it is nowadays.

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<v Speaker 4>I mean.

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<v Speaker 1>People's identifying in certain sex groups. What's in the suitcase?

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<v Speaker 1>I said, we'd know because it's usually a head. But

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<v Speaker 1>are we going with a leg? Actually, everything but the

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<v Speaker 1>head would be the correct answer. This would be the

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<v Speaker 1>contents of a suitcase in a popular Italian tourist spot.

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<v Speaker 1>It was the body of a missing woman who had

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<v Speaker 1>been beheaded.

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<v Speaker 2>God. She was from Romania, had been missing since the

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<v Speaker 2>middle of the last month. As it turns out, she

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<v Speaker 2>was in Italy working as a high end escorts Oh okay,

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<v Speaker 2>she got connected with this guy who wanted her services,

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<v Speaker 2>had the services performed and then informed her that I

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<v Speaker 2>guess he didn't have the money to pay for her services.

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<v Speaker 2>She then said, you either pay me or I'm going

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<v Speaker 2>to expose you to your family and blah blah, And

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<v Speaker 2>that was enough to give him motive to dispense with her.

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<v Speaker 4>And here I was thinking he just wanted a head,

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<v Speaker 4>so I ended up getting hers. I mean, everybody right

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<v Speaker 4>there on the mantel, I.

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<v Speaker 2>Know, this is really really going to be morbid, but

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<v Speaker 2>my first thought was similar to that, although it involved

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<v Speaker 2>the head still on the body and the inability to

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<v Speaker 2>zip up the suitcase without making an accommodation.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh come on, this just whole thing just feels discussing.

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<v Speaker 2>Would you like some whier fare to wrap up this

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<v Speaker 2>final idiotology of the morning. This comes with visuals that

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<v Speaker 2>you might find pleasing.

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<v Speaker 1>Somebody said, you watched wedding crashers too many times? Oh yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>old lady, Yeah, yeah, I remember it. Towards the end,

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<v Speaker 1>he goes, I've moved on to funerals now, guys, it's great.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. There's a a neighborhood in Minneapolis where every year,

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<v Speaker 2>for the last few years, large crowds have been gathering

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<v Speaker 2>to watch the annual sharpening of a giant pencil, a

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<v Speaker 2>number two pencil that's.

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<v Speaker 1>Right along the lines of going to a funeral on

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<v Speaker 1>a board summer day. I'm not going to one. Here's

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<v Speaker 1>here's how this all came to be. There was a

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<v Speaker 1>horrible storm a few years ago and this property owned

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<v Speaker 1>by this family suffered some severe damage in one of

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<v Speaker 1>their oak trees. Was really just beyond needed to be

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<v Speaker 1>taken down. So rather than take it down, they commissioned

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<v Speaker 1>a local artist to sculpt a giant number two pencil

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<v Speaker 1>huge out of it's like twenty two feet tall. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>looking at it jrr Facebook page right now.

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<v Speaker 2>And paint it to resemble a number two pencil. And

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<v Speaker 2>then they also built a giant sharpener, which now on

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<v Speaker 2>the anniversary of the storm the locals gather. This year.

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<v Speaker 2>On this past Saturday, more than a thousand people showed

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<v Speaker 2>up to watch him place the giant sharpener on top

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<v Speaker 2>of the pencil and shave a little bit off. So

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<v Speaker 2>the thought is, make this an annual event and eventually

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<v Speaker 2>there'll be nothing left. But you remember you'd use those

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<v Speaker 2>number twos when you were in school to get him

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<v Speaker 2>down as small as you could barely even hold on

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<v Speaker 2>to it, So they envision that happening one day. I

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<v Speaker 2>my My main takeaway here is Okay, that's that's cool.

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<v Speaker 1>Obviously there's no ho A in this neighborhood.

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<v Speaker 2>There's no h o A in the world that's gonna

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<v Speaker 2>put up with this. So're gonna let you put up

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<v Speaker 2>a giant number two pencil.

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<v Speaker 1>These thousand people get together, is it at least like

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<v Speaker 1>a party? Like?

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<v Speaker 2>Do they have drinks and watch the I have the

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<v Speaker 2>full coverage of it. If you really are that inquisitive,

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<v Speaker 2>you can maybe look closely and see if there's food

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<v Speaker 2>and beverage being offered.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's why I'm learning, because otherwise I'm out. I

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<v Speaker 1>might go down to the local lanes on Saturday. What

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<v Speaker 1>do you want to do? I was playing on going

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<v Speaker 1>bawling with the boys.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, come on, honey, it's pencil sharpening day.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm fast forwarding to the party area. Let's see people, people,

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<v Speaker 1>They're jumping up and down. I'm not seeing any kekestands.

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<v Speaker 1>I am not seeing any red solo cups. No, there

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<v Speaker 1>is a bunch of goobers. We just go to the

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<v Speaker 1>pixel sorp neat f are the rock station