Speaker 1: How about greasy pork sandwich served up in a dirty
Speaker 1: astra estoray, thank you? Is it? Chet chet chet? Bill
Speaker 1: Paxton no longer with us. No, such a good actor. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I thought he ruined his career after he did Aliens.
Speaker 1: He was great, he was perfect. Bishop should go. He
Speaker 1: was He said he had lived a lot of that,
Speaker 1: and he was just like after he's finished, he was like,
Speaker 1: I'm such a douche. I looked like a douche in
Speaker 1: this movie, and my career is over. And it was like, nope, dude,
Speaker 1: you just darting. He played a douche a few times. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you did good at it. He's relaxed. I'm playing weird
Speaker 1: because I have a list for you. Yeah, books a
Speaker 1: hour two by the way, to be back tomorrow. Yep.
Speaker 1: He's taking time off because he's he's got so many days. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I got a bunch too. Let's see what happens. I'm
Speaker 1: off next Monday. No, okay, I know I'm doing the
Speaker 1: show Monday. Off Tuesday, guys, I'm in California, going to Cali. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna do Uh. I'm at my buddy's house. He
Speaker 1: runs a military institute in California. So I'm just gonna
Speaker 1: do the show from there on Monday. Sweet. Yeah, cool.
Speaker 1: What's the weirdest thing a guest has done at your house?
Speaker 1: I read in question answered by many Uh, oh, okay,
Speaker 1: let's give us one there. I had a buddy spend
Speaker 1: the night at the house while we were writing music.
Speaker 1: The next morning, he came into the living room brushing
Speaker 1: his teeth in front of me all four of my
Speaker 1: roommates and our girlfriends. He said, hope you don't mind,
Speaker 1: but I found this toothbrush under your bathroom sink and
Speaker 1: didn't have mine, so I'm using it. Oh oh, oh,
Speaker 1: that's time to Oh why are you getting your keys? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm going to Walter Reeds. Yeah, we're gonna get a
Speaker 1: new toothbrush. That could have been the scrub the sink toothbrush. Oh,
Speaker 1: that could have been yeah, Oh that's right. He didn't care.
Speaker 1: Some people are disgusting and don't care. This person went
Speaker 1: through my garbage and then lectured me on it, like
Speaker 1: who does this? For example, two pieces of bread were
Speaker 1: in the trash can. Somehow I hadn't finished the loaf,
Speaker 1: and those two were shoved at the back of the fridge.
Speaker 1: I finally found him. They were disgusting. I threw them away.
Speaker 1: Dude drags the pieces of bread out of the garbage
Speaker 1: and begins chastising me, saying, I'm throwing away perfectly good
Speaker 1: food that had mold on it. Who goes through people's trash.
Speaker 1: That's the last day with him. I mean, there's at
Speaker 1: some point you have to draw a line of weirdness.
Speaker 1: Mm hmm. And you gonna scold me for bread in
Speaker 1: the garbage. First of all, you're going through my garbage.
Speaker 1: Even Costanza wouldn't have done that. No, that is the
Speaker 1: last day with him. Well, thanks for the input. I
Speaker 1: appreciate it. You can take it with you, But I like,
Speaker 1: would you like to take that bread with you? Or no?
Speaker 1: You know what. Matter of fact, I've got some peanut
Speaker 1: butter that will go well with that bread if you
Speaker 1: want that. Yeah, oh you don't want to eat it? Ooh, okay, weirdo.
Speaker 1: I was making a homemade pineapple ham glaze for Thanksgiving dinner.
Speaker 1: It was simmering for a long time and almost perfect.
Speaker 1: Then my now ex mother in law arrived, walked directly
Speaker 1: to the stove and said, this crap looks burnt. Dumped
Speaker 1: it in the toilet and flushed it. Oh what what? Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's why she's the ex mother in law. Dude, I'm
Speaker 1: guessing Mama's boy. There there's no doubt. Years ago, my
Speaker 1: best friend was hanging out at my house. My parents
Speaker 1: were home and we were getting ready to have dinner.
Speaker 1: My friend went into the bathroom for quite a long time,
Speaker 1: longer than usual. The shower door in our bathroom made
Speaker 1: a very loud snap noise when you opened and closed it,
Speaker 1: and could be heard even with the bathroom door closed.
Speaker 1: Oh boy, we heard the shower door open and close
Speaker 1: several times. I knocked on the door after about twenty
Speaker 1: minutes to check out him. He said he was okay.
Speaker 1: After dinner, when my friend went home, my father went
Speaker 1: into the bathroom. No no, found an open tampon in
Speaker 1: the garbage can that was covered in feces. My friend
Speaker 1: apparently was sticking this somewhere. He denied it, but we
Speaker 1: know he did it. He left evidence. Was he trying
Speaker 1: to stop some sort of situation that was going on
Speaker 1: and he thought that would help. He went in the
Speaker 1: shower multiple times. That means he doodooed himself. So what
Speaker 1: was the name of the driver with or he was
Speaker 1: out of gerbils. No, No, he doodooed himself. So he
Speaker 1: tried to clean off, and I think that was it. Yes,
Speaker 1: he was trying to clean off, Okay, and when he
Speaker 1: couldn't do it, he tried to stop it all with putting.
Speaker 1: I mean, maybe this will stop it up. If that's not, Oh,
Speaker 1: I'm going to throw up right now. Okay, I'm going
Speaker 1: to throw up. Thanks, it's better than I thought it was.
Speaker 1: You No, what do you think it was. I thought
Speaker 1: it was like, God, get your brain out of the gutter,
Speaker 1: like few silly Jerry. No, No, the guy. The guy
Speaker 1: had his tummy issues. Okay, poor guy. Weirdest things people
Speaker 1: have done at your house. I once had a one
Speaker 1: night stand and during the night I heard her get
Speaker 1: up to go to the bathroom. I locked the bedroom
Speaker 1: door out of habit and she struggled to on her
Speaker 1: trying to open the door woke me up, but I
Speaker 1: only half opened my eyes. She didn't know I was awake.
Speaker 1: I saw her give up on unlocking the door, pull
Speaker 1: her panties down, and peel over my floor. Oh. Then
Speaker 1: she climbed back into bed for about five minutes, got
Speaker 1: back up, tried the door again, opened it and left.
Speaker 1: She probably was half asleep, probably drunk. She's sleeping with
Speaker 1: you thought that was the bathroom whatever. I thought it
Speaker 1: was the bathroom door. And then when she got back
Speaker 1: in bed, realized what she did and she went, uh,
Speaker 1: I've got to leave here because I cannot explain this
Speaker 1: in the morning. Yeah, poor girl. Man. Well, I mean, well,
Speaker 1: I'll just put paper down next. I chose you because
Speaker 1: she was drunk. Apparently true and he did. There's no
Speaker 1: follow up to that story, so help. You just said
Speaker 1: it was this first ever one night stand or could
Speaker 1: be she you know, I don't know this right, Nothing
Speaker 1: wrong with that. No, no, we're not judging, not at all.
Speaker 1: My weirdest guest was my girlfriend's friend's boyfriend well visiting us.
Speaker 1: He moved to vaz in our living room, which instantly
Speaker 1: improved the feng Shway of our space. I was so impressed,
Speaker 1: I said, we can move stuff here anytime. Fast forward
Speaker 1: to three am when I wake up to go to
Speaker 1: the bathroom. Our entire living room space is in disarray.
Speaker 1: All the lights are on, and one of our couches
Speaker 1: is propped up against the fridge. He was rearranging our
Speaker 1: whole apartment soaked in sweat. I told him to put
Speaker 1: everything back where he found it. Oh boy, right, mm hmm.
Speaker 1: Don't be careful what you flippantly say to your friends,
Speaker 1: especially the ones that apparently aren't on their meds. Yes,
Speaker 1: I came down once. You remember my house on Strathmore Village, Yes, Yes,
Speaker 1: the one where I had the Mike Tyson fight party
Speaker 1: where Way three showed up and did a la. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I heard about that one. It's the most legendary fight
Speaker 1: it was. People talk about it today. It was like
Speaker 1: two hundred dudes. Uh and Way three showed up. They
Speaker 1: pulled the van in and they went live for my
Speaker 1: living room life for twenty of the day's living room
Speaker 1: and we interviewed his right right after the fight. But
Speaker 1: I came back down the next day and there was
Speaker 1: a buddy of mine completely naked on my leather couch
Speaker 1: and he pulled his foot. He was like, he didn't
Speaker 1: even say anything, but he had his foot in his mouth.
Speaker 1: Oh man, he was chewing on his foot. That's flexibility there.
Speaker 1: And did I tell you he was naked, Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: foot in his mouth with a foot in his mouth.
Speaker 1: He doesn't say a word. This person. I'm not gonna,
Speaker 1: I'll tell you in the break. You know him. So
Speaker 1: I sat down, had my coffee and I didn't say anything.
Speaker 1: I just looked at him, was like, you know in
Speaker 1: my in my facial expression was what are you doing?
Speaker 1: And he pulled something off his foot with his teeth
Speaker 1: and he went and it went and landed on my leg.
Speaker 1: So he was like leeching himself, and I said uh,
Speaker 1: and he went and he went. He looked at me
Speaker 1: like a dog would look at and then went right
Speaker 1: back to chewing on his foot. I went and got
Speaker 1: a tissue clean my leg and finished my coffee in
Speaker 1: the kitchen. The heck, yeah, you know who. I can't
Speaker 1: wait to hear what is it rhyme with? I can't
Speaker 1: tell you that, oh give it away. When I was thirty,
Speaker 1: I was friends with this kid down the street who
Speaker 1: was the same age. Kid asked to use our bathroom,
Speaker 1: said he didn't want to use mine because it was
Speaker 1: probably nasty, so he used my parents. The next day,
Speaker 1: my mom says she's missing a bra without proof. I
Speaker 1: told him I know what he'd done. He panicked, apologized
Speaker 1: and confessed that he stole it. What it felt too
Speaker 1: weird to tell my mom and I didn't want to
Speaker 1: discuss this with either parents, so I told him to
Speaker 1: throw it away. Yeah, I stopped being friends with him. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you think you stole my mom's bra? Yeah? What's wrong
Speaker 1: with you? Dude? Mm hmm, I mean, come on, isn't
Speaker 1: the Sears catalog enough? Come on, dude? Oh boy. We
Speaker 1: were in our late twenties and had a couple of
Speaker 1: friends over for dinner. When I was putting food on
Speaker 1: the table, I walked in on them making fun of me,
Speaker 1: but at the time I didn't realize who or what
Speaker 1: they were talking about. Turns out they had searched my bathroom,
Speaker 1: dug out my razor and mentioned that they found pubes
Speaker 1: on it. Started making fun of me. My husband decided
Speaker 1: to join in and make up some lies about the situation.
Speaker 1: I found out too late, but I wish i'd thrown
Speaker 1: them all out. Why is that a problem if you're
Speaker 1: shaving yourself. I don't understand that. I don't know. I
Speaker 1: don't either. That's just oh man, this is a gross list.
Speaker 1: This is like a gross list. This is not what
Speaker 1: I expected. I guess I did, but I didn't. Uh.
Speaker 1: Someone would hide coconut, somebody would hide coconut related products
Speaker 1: in our kitchen every time they visited. First, there were
Speaker 1: cans of coconut milk in the cupboards, No one knew
Speaker 1: who had brought them, and my dad was the only
Speaker 1: one who liked coconut. Then other random coconut products started appearing,
Speaker 1: until whole coconuts appeared in the fruit basket. My dad
Speaker 1: loved it because he didn't usually get coconuts, says no
Speaker 1: one else liked it. Turned out to be my brother's friend.
Speaker 1: He thought it would be funny and wanted to see
Speaker 1: how far he could take it. Uh, just I kind
Speaker 1: of like the friend now, Yeah, why not? No? Why not?
Speaker 1: He just thought it was weird be funny later. I mean,
Speaker 1: he's less gross than the ones that we've heard so far.
Speaker 1: Years ago, my former brother in law and his two sons,
Speaker 1: why did you say before you started this, because there's
Speaker 1: another one that might be gross. My former brother in
Speaker 1: law his two young sons stayed in my basement after
Speaker 1: his divorce until he could get back on his feet.
Speaker 1: One night, I noticed standing water near the floor drain
Speaker 1: as I had started a load of laundry, so I
Speaker 1: began to clear some dryer lent. Another random debris or deborahs,
Speaker 1: as my grandma used to say, so the water could drain.
Speaker 1: Wasn't until it was elbow deep that I noticed the
Speaker 1: distinct smell of urine. I politely asked him, Hey, are
Speaker 1: you peeing in my drain? Sometimes the boys and I
Speaker 1: don't feel like walking upstairs to go to the bathroom. Sorry,
Speaker 1: that's what I realized he'd worn out as welcome. Sometimes
Speaker 1: guys are raised in families that are all men, and
Speaker 1: they're just idiots and animals. Right, you need women around.
Speaker 1: They don't know any better. No, they're like wolves. They're
Speaker 1: like wolves until you get a woman around and teach them.
Speaker 1: You can't do that, son, You can't. Really. It's all
Speaker 1: goes the same spot, right, Sure it does. That's great,
Speaker 1: But that's not happening in his house unless it's clogged.
Speaker 1: Flush the toilet. Speaking of that, weird things people have
Speaker 1: done in your house, A family member came over for
Speaker 1: a visit and needed to use the restroom. After being
Speaker 1: in there for quite some time, he came out and
Speaker 1: chatted briefly before leaving. I later go into the bathroom
Speaker 1: and the stench assaults my nose instantly. The toilet is
Speaker 1: plugged and full of murky, dark brown water. I'm talking
Speaker 1: muddy swamp stuff here top. But the cherry on top
Speaker 1: was that the toilet lid and seat were not on
Speaker 1: the toilet. They were sitting on the side of the toilet,
Speaker 1: between it and the bathtub. So he had taken an
Speaker 1: unholy dump, left the remnants and stench of a muddy steamer,
Speaker 1: broke the toilet seat and cover, placed it on the
Speaker 1: side of the toilet, and didn't say a word. Oh
Speaker 1: took me ten minutes to plunge it clear. Then I
Speaker 1: had to buy new mounting bolts for the seat and lid.
Speaker 1: He stripped the original one somehow. In all fairness to
Speaker 1: the guy, what was he supposed to do? Is he
Speaker 1: supposed to go, I'm not feeling well and I broke
Speaker 1: your bathroom, but I need your plunger right exactly. I
Speaker 1: mean apologies, but this is awful. Sorry, And because you're
Speaker 1: going to get labeled the guy anyway, that news is
Speaker 1: going to get out, is it not, you think, tell
Speaker 1: me that's the last gross one. Tell me that's it.
Speaker 1: Let's see. Not my story, But I love the audacity
Speaker 1: of it very much. An acquaintance had her mother in
Speaker 1: law in for Christmas. She arrived with all her luggage
Speaker 1: on Christmas Eve. The adults and kids all had a
Speaker 1: good day and went to bed at night. My friend
Speaker 1: woke up Christmas morning to discover that her mother in
Speaker 1: law had redecorated the hallway during the night. She didn't
Speaker 1: like how it was done, so she brought paint and
Speaker 1: equipment to make it suit her taste. That's not weirdo Oh,
Speaker 1: I have weird people in our lives. Sorry, please tell
Speaker 1: me that's it. A coworker was picking me up for work,
Speaker 1: ived earlier than expected. He immediately walked past me, looked around,
Speaker 1: entered my kitchen, opened the fridge, and said, hey, nice
Speaker 1: fancy water. Then he grabbed a perryer, cracked it open,
Speaker 1: and proceeded to peruse my bookshelves and criticize my books.
Speaker 1: All of this happened within the first three minutes. Mind you,
Speaker 1: we were neither friends nor friendly. We were only working
Speaker 1: together on this one project. Hey, nice fancy water. Eh,
Speaker 1: don't mind if I help myself. Hence wolves raised by wolves,
Speaker 1: or he wanted to be more or something more, or
Speaker 1: he thought you all were something more. Uh huh, like
Speaker 1: you all were friends and you're like, I'm my friends
Speaker 1: with that guy. Now I work up one project with him. Bud,
Speaker 1: he's over there to pick you up. It's picking me up.
Speaker 1: I guess there's just sharing a ride for some reason. Okay, okay.
Speaker 1: To me, deems like, uh, they're more than friends could be,
Speaker 1: you know, or they're just frugal. If I need a rhyme,
Speaker 1: calling Dave or Dwight, Yeah, of course, going to reach
Speaker 1: out to the new salesperson. I know, Hey, can you
Speaker 1: give me a ride? Well, they're working on a project together,
Speaker 1: so I guess they could talk about it on the way,
Speaker 1: you know whatever. My brother in law changed a baby's
Speaker 1: diaper on the dining table during Thanksgiving dinner. Yeah, that's wrong.
Speaker 1: And I offered him a bedroom a soface off blanket floor.
Speaker 1: He didn't take the hint until no, I'm fine. Didn't
Speaker 1: want to miss the conversation. That's when you say, that's
Speaker 1: not fine. This is my table, it's Thanksgiving. You are
Speaker 1: not changing that diaper on this table. Pick your child up.
Speaker 1: I mean at that point, you just got you gotta
Speaker 1: take firm action there, Can you say, hey, hold that thought.
Speaker 1: I don't want to miss the rest of the story.
Speaker 1: I gotta change a diaper here. You have to put
Speaker 1: your foot te No, no, no, God, I just don't want
Speaker 1: to miss No, no, No, we're good. No, we're not good.
Speaker 1: This is my table, and you're not changing that child.
Speaker 1: You are not changing a poopy diaper on this table
Speaker 1: during Thanksgiving. We don't want doing it. Honey mustard on
Speaker 1: the table at Thanksgiving. We're not changing poopy diaper. And
Speaker 1: we're not gonna have a poopy diaper discussion. No during Thanksgiving. No,
Speaker 1: we're here to eat. No politics, poopy diaper or religion.
Speaker 1: That's like basic. Okay. I saved the grocers for last. No,
Speaker 1: you can't, David, I'm kidding, that was the last one.
Speaker 1: Thank God. You know how to get me, dude. I
Speaker 1: know you know it's not fair. All right, short break
Speaker 1: will come back. We start a new week with Reeling
Speaker 1: in the Years. I just don't feel confident anymore. I've
Speaker 1: lost my mojo. I know it's ever since the heart thing.
Speaker 1: I don't you found out you had one? And now
Speaker 1: you're overthinking things. Well, I'm trying to care less right,
Speaker 1: care more about Reeling in the Years. Well, let's try
Speaker 1: Radio eight forty w Chats all right, did we get
Speaker 1: it Friday? Ooh, I think you did. I'm not positive
Speaker 1: though you all have early on set. I can't even
Speaker 1: remember what we did for it. I know, let's get
Speaker 1: this week off started, right, baby, Come on, it's I'm
Speaker 1: flying solo on this one. Let's go, all right, EMILILYA,
Speaker 1: let's go. These were all top twenty hits back in
Speaker 1: the day. Let's kick it off with a little bit
Speaker 1: of Warrant cherry Pie. Oh it was such a subtle
Speaker 1: commercial or subtle video, isn't it. Oh? Sure, boy? I mean,
Speaker 1: come on, she was a waitress, you see dessert. The
Speaker 1: videos were so stupid. Her name was Man. I mean
Speaker 1: the girl would sit there in her short shorts and
Speaker 1: a piece of cherry pie would land on her crotch.
Speaker 1: It was like, boy, that'll never come out? What's this about?
Speaker 1: I do know. I don't get the reference. Nineteen eighty seven,
Speaker 1: eighty six or eighty seven for sure. All right, let's
Speaker 1: leave Warrant behind and I think we're gonna slow things
Speaker 1: down a little bit. Forgot about this song. This is
Speaker 1: from heart Stranded. Remember this song. I'm still in late
Speaker 1: eighties here, so it's sound like heard it sounds like
Speaker 1: Patty Smythe a little bit. It does. You're right. The
Speaker 1: only difference is she ate John McEnroe. Patty Smythe's is
Speaker 1: not fat. Oh you mean the heart singer? Yeah, she
Speaker 1: got large. Patty Smythe took the attitude of him the husband.
Speaker 1: Did you not when we interviewed her, I remember this? Yeah,
Speaker 1: now she was awesome maybe eighty eight. Now we heard
Speaker 1: this song earlier. Oh oh no, I'm moving to nineteen
Speaker 1: ninety eighty nine now yeah, okay, nineteen ninety now because
Speaker 1: those stupid haircuts and that he was he with, he
Speaker 1: was discovered by you can't touch this guy. He also
Speaker 1: likes dolphins. It's a flipper. It's nineteen eighty nine or
Speaker 1: ninety or ninety one. He turned this song even though
Speaker 1: he got sued, uh, it paid a lot of money.
Speaker 1: He still turned it into a remodeling company. He's done
Speaker 1: really well for himself. Remember so ho hip a chick. Okay,
Speaker 1: this is not nineteen eighties. That suit Courney Donaho's dancing
Speaker 1: somewhere with some Aquinet damn right. That means it's nineteen
Speaker 1: ninety or ninety one. The ieized baby has me in
Speaker 1: nineteen ninety and because I'm not sure on this song
Speaker 1: that's definitely not the it's not the eighties, and for
Speaker 1: sure it's nineties. A couple more to you. We're gonna
Speaker 1: slow it back down again with Stevie B. Don't know
Speaker 1: what the B stands for. Maybe because I Love you
Speaker 1: The Postman song? What yeah, Stevie B. The Postman Zone.
Speaker 1: Stevie B doing a ballad here. It's got a cordless
Speaker 1: phone in the video, Big one, get to it, Stevie.
Speaker 1: He's reading like song lyrics right now. Got Patrick Mahomes's hair.
Speaker 1: I have never heard this song in my life. I've
Speaker 1: never heard this song in my life. You've heard this song?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, Okay, let's get to the chorus and
Speaker 1: see if it rings a bell. Oh no, yeah, I
Speaker 1: know this song. I just was already at QMF at
Speaker 1: this time. And once you start working for the rock station,
Speaker 1: you know everything else is. You're just listening to rock
Speaker 1: music because you're at the rock station all day. Twenty
Speaker 1: years when you first start working, you're there twenty hours
Speaker 1: a day. The number one song November the eleventh, back
Speaker 1: in the day, you recognize those gymnastics. Oh yeah, love
Speaker 1: Takes time. All right, Care is nineteen ninety, right, remember one, baby,
Speaker 1: it's nineteen ninety. Baby, don't call me baby, That's what
Speaker 1: I'm talking about. I'm not talking to you. I'm talking
Speaker 1: to her. Oh I know you did, baby, Yes, you
Speaker 1: did what your saying with you and you threw me away. Sorry,
Speaker 1: she was a smart one. I'm going to marry the
Speaker 1: record executive that makes all the money and decisions and
Speaker 1: then divorce them and go Craig the day did go
Speaker 1: divorce of them and take all the money and then
Speaker 1: make a Christmas album for That's the hyphenated part of
Speaker 1: the or in parentheses part of the song title Final
Speaker 1: Answer nineteen ninety, nineteen ninety, nineteen ninety. Ice Ice Baby
Speaker 1: was nineteen ninety. Love Takes Time. Riyah Carrey was number
Speaker 1: one eleven eleven, ninety ninety. Yes, off to a fabulous start,
Speaker 1: off to one and oh suckers. I remember sitting in
Speaker 1: the production studio writing and doing bits for the morning
Speaker 1: show the next day making fun of the Ice Ice
Speaker 1: Baby music, and I think I wrote a bunch of
Speaker 1: bits about it too. It was just it was an
Speaker 1: easy target, all right. Back after this news Radio eight
Speaker 1: forty whas one and oh suckers, Courtney texting. I just
Speaker 1: saw them all texting along. I don't look at my
Speaker 1: phone in case she's because it's it's the Dwight Courteney
Speaker 1: Dave text line. So in case she punches in a number,
Speaker 1: I can't. I don't want to cheat. But she was
Speaker 1: laughing about the some of the stuff on the We
Speaker 1: We Got Right nineteen nineties right after her hour. Yeah right,
Speaker 1: we got right, said Courtney. Hey day, Yeah, that's exactly right.
Speaker 1: We're trying effort in Nick Coffee, he's your sports guy
Speaker 1: on seven ninety from three pm to six pm, a
Speaker 1: show that Dwight or Dave and I used to do.
Speaker 1: M hm. I just want to know. Let's not overreact.
Speaker 1: I don't want to overreact. But boy, Tennessee may have
Speaker 1: played their best game they're capable of, and Louisville may
Speaker 1: have played their worse. Likely it's somewhere in the middle
Speaker 1: of the fingers crossed. Yeah, but they looked really bad
Speaker 1: on Saturday, and Tennessee was not threatened at all at
Speaker 1: one point, like Dave said, in the first hour, Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: they they they pulled within below ten double digits. Oh great, well,
Speaker 1: that's your highlight. Is they pulled within double digits as
Speaker 1: bad as they were playing to get it under ten? Was?
Speaker 1: It was momentary, but it was exciting. Yeah, just kept
Speaker 1: on shooting at three. Huh, it'll start falling at some point.
Speaker 1: Odds are sometimes it isn't. Not there's a new baby
Speaker 1: hippo for fans to Oh, I love baby hippo. Yeah,
Speaker 1: there's a new baby hippo to fall over. Pygmy Hippopotamuss
Speaker 1: was born. Hagas. That's that nasty meat. Hang on, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: oh she's her friend. Is get the gong ready? This
Speaker 1: is Scotland's Edinburg Zoo. Right, Okay, that's not gong worthy there.
Speaker 1: Why would you name anything Hagis? That was Remember this
Speaker 1: is an awful dish. You're a butcher. Don't isn't haggas.
Speaker 1: Haggas is stuffed in the stomach of a pig and baked.
Speaker 1: Isn't it something like that? Let me exactly what it is.
Speaker 1: It's like all the extra parts of everything else you
Speaker 1: don't eat, throw it in the stomach of a of
Speaker 1: a pig and bake it. Hagis is a savory pudding
Speaker 1: containing sheep's pluck, minced with chopped onion, oatmeal, suet, spices,
Speaker 1: and salt, mixed with stock cooked while traditionally encased in
Speaker 1: the animal's stomach. No, no, thank you. What is pluck? Uh?
Speaker 1: I don't want to know what pluck is. I'm going
Speaker 1: to google that, so pig pigmy, Yeah, whole sheep. Pluck
Speaker 1: is the entire thoracic cavity and upper abdominal organs, the heart, lungs,
Speaker 1: traky a, liver, and gallbladder. No, that's uh, that's it.
Speaker 1: Then it's in the stomach you see. But it's got onions. Nope,
Speaker 1: onions and nope spices. Well, you gotta be really desperate
Speaker 1: if you're gonna it's scultish. Yeah, I think i'd be
Speaker 1: really skinny. Screenny to me Haggis again Scotland. Do I
Speaker 1: have to eat it? No? Uh so. Pigmy Hippopotamus Haggis
Speaker 1: was born October thirtieth in Scotland's Edinburgh Zoo. Are they
Speaker 1: going to have a naming contests? Reportedly it's doing well.
Speaker 1: She's following the foo footsteps of MoU Dang, a fellow
Speaker 1: pigmy hippo born in Thailand. It went viral for her
Speaker 1: cuteness because apparently pigmy hippopotamuses are super cute and won't
Speaker 1: kill you. Because most people will tell you the most
Speaker 1: dangerous animal in Africa is a hippo mood dang and
Speaker 1: they move like the moo part. Come on, I know,
Speaker 1: I like the dang parts. Can mood dang mood dad?
Speaker 1: What would you say, mood dang? But they will tell
Speaker 1: you a hippopotamus is the most dangerous animal in Africa.
Speaker 1: It's not the lion or the elephants. A hippo is
Speaker 1: like can can swim as fast as it can run
Speaker 1: it and it's it wants to kill everything around it
Speaker 1: and it farts out of their mouth, so when you're
Speaker 1: getting by hippo, it could fart on you. That's like
Speaker 1: a bad burb. Haven't you seen where they spin their
Speaker 1: tail and they poop at the same time to spread
Speaker 1: their poop over where everywhere. So when they poop, they
Speaker 1: spin their tail like a fan and it sprays it everywhere.
Speaker 1: This animal is disgusting, but as kids, they sold us
Speaker 1: this was the cutest thing in the world. You know
Speaker 1: who moo Dang's dad was, Who flung pooh, who flung pooh, yeah,
Speaker 1: I got it. Those Haggis's dad got it. I got
Speaker 1: it all right. There seems to be an answer to
Speaker 1: the chicken and the egg question. Which came first, the
Speaker 1: chicken or the egg? Yeah, because the dilemma is, how
Speaker 1: can you have a chicken if there's no egg? One
Speaker 1: of the mankind's greatest conundrums has always been the question
Speaker 1: of which came first, the chicken or the egg. It
Speaker 1: seems that answer isn't hard to figure out, assuming to
Speaker 1: buy into things like science. A study centered around one
Speaker 1: celled organisms discovered in twenty seventeen in Hawaii found that
Speaker 1: it had existed for a billion years, over a billion years,
Speaker 1: and even before animals were roaming the planet. Research determined
Speaker 1: that it was able to form something similar to animal embryos,
Speaker 1: which shows that the eggs existed long before chickens did.
Speaker 1: So the egg huh was before the chicken? How long
Speaker 1: ago did the first chicken cross the road? I don't know.
Speaker 1: First we have to have the road, that's true. Plus
Speaker 1: the chicken, the first chicken like creature came in around Oh,
Speaker 1: chickens are relatively weird. They're only ten thousand years old.
Speaker 1: D really? Yeah, And dinosaurs were laying eggs way before
Speaker 1: that ago. Wow, they who laid the egg that became
Speaker 1: a chickens? If not another chicken? Right? We need these answers.
Speaker 1: Is there a missing chicken? Ten thousand years ago? That's
Speaker 1: the end of the last ice Age, so that's not
Speaker 1: very long ago. God knew that we needed chicken sandwiches.
Speaker 1: So I'm going to create people. But first thou must
Speaker 1: have a chicken sandwiches. I tell you, I think about it.
Speaker 1: That's a King James version of that story. How much
Speaker 1: chicken I wet? Oh love chicken? And how much we
Speaker 1: buy a week? And think most families eat that much?
Speaker 1: Like where did? And then you go to like Hostco.
Speaker 1: You get a whole chicken for five bucks, already cooked
Speaker 1: and seasoned. But again, my wife has been to some
Speaker 1: of these plants because she sells equipment. Don't don't tell
Speaker 1: me run these equipment. Don't tell me, don't or she
Speaker 1: used to, not evenmore, don't. But you don't want to know.
Speaker 1: I know you do not want to know. No, they are.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna get into it, and you love doing that.
Speaker 1: I know, I know I do. You don't, but you
Speaker 1: don't want to know. I don't all right, Uh, Nick,
Speaker 1: coffee is on for let's not overreact or or overreact.
Speaker 1: That's what we do in radio h It's really what
Speaker 1: we should do. I got to tell you, I'm overreacting.
Speaker 1: I was really disappointed with everything, the defensive effort, the
Speaker 1: fact that they could not figure out how to score
Speaker 1: the basket. And Tennessee looked like and in the second half,
Speaker 1: I didn't even care if they were there in one
Speaker 1: by double digits. You're like, Okay, let's finish this game
Speaker 1: because this team sucks. I mean, Tennessee, come on, man,
Speaker 1: I got a Hall of Fame coach Tony's second best
Speaker 1: defensive team last year. They did lose eighty percent of
Speaker 1: their scoring or seventy back. After this on News Radio
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Speaker 1: Who Flung Pooh? Who Flung Pooh?