WEBVTT 1 00:00:00.440 --> 00:00:05.879 How about greasy pork sandwich served up in a dirty 2 00:00:05.919 --> 00:00:11.720 astra estoray, thank you? Is it? Chet chet chet? Bill 3 00:00:11.759 --> 00:00:16.120 Paxton no longer with us. No, such a good actor. Yeah, 4 00:00:16.120 --> 00:00:18.760 I thought he ruined his career after he did Aliens. 5 00:00:19.440 --> 00:00:22.440 He was great, he was perfect. Bishop should go. He 6 00:00:22.519 --> 00:00:24.600 was He said he had lived a lot of that, 7 00:00:24.679 --> 00:00:26.359 and he was just like after he's finished, he was like, 8 00:00:26.399 --> 00:00:28.800 I'm such a douche. I looked like a douche in 9 00:00:28.839 --> 00:00:30.879 this movie, and my career is over. And it was like, nope, dude, 10 00:00:30.920 --> 00:00:33.320 you just darting. He played a douche a few times. Yeah, 11 00:00:33.359 --> 00:00:36.079 you did good at it. He's relaxed. I'm playing weird 12 00:00:36.079 --> 00:00:38.799 because I have a list for you. Yeah, books a 13 00:00:38.840 --> 00:00:41.079 hour two by the way, to be back tomorrow. Yep. 14 00:00:41.159 --> 00:00:46.359 He's taking time off because he's he's got so many days. Yeah, 15 00:00:46.359 --> 00:00:48.719 I got a bunch too. Let's see what happens. I'm 16 00:00:48.719 --> 00:00:50.920 off next Monday. No, okay, I know I'm doing the 17 00:00:50.960 --> 00:00:55.719 show Monday. Off Tuesday, guys, I'm in California, going to Cali. Yeah, 18 00:00:55.719 --> 00:00:58.560 I'm gonna do Uh. I'm at my buddy's house. He 19 00:00:58.640 --> 00:01:01.759 runs a military institute in California. So I'm just gonna 20 00:01:01.799 --> 00:01:04.640 do the show from there on Monday. Sweet. Yeah, cool. 21 00:01:05.159 --> 00:01:07.799 What's the weirdest thing a guest has done at your house? 22 00:01:09.040 --> 00:01:12.439 I read in question answered by many Uh, oh, okay, 23 00:01:12.560 --> 00:01:15.280 let's give us one there. I had a buddy spend 24 00:01:15.280 --> 00:01:17.480 the night at the house while we were writing music. 25 00:01:17.519 --> 00:01:19.799 The next morning, he came into the living room brushing 26 00:01:19.840 --> 00:01:22.319 his teeth in front of me all four of my 27 00:01:22.439 --> 00:01:24.920 roommates and our girlfriends. He said, hope you don't mind, 28 00:01:24.920 --> 00:01:27.159 but I found this toothbrush under your bathroom sink and 29 00:01:27.200 --> 00:01:32.280 didn't have mine, so I'm using it. Oh oh, oh, 30 00:01:32.439 --> 00:01:35.159 that's time to Oh why are you getting your keys? Yeah, 31 00:01:35.159 --> 00:01:36.920 I'm going to Walter Reeds. Yeah, we're gonna get a 32 00:01:36.920 --> 00:01:39.680 new toothbrush. That could have been the scrub the sink toothbrush. Oh, 33 00:01:39.719 --> 00:01:42.319 that could have been yeah, Oh that's right. He didn't care. 34 00:01:43.840 --> 00:01:46.359 Some people are disgusting and don't care. This person went 35 00:01:46.400 --> 00:01:48.640 through my garbage and then lectured me on it, like 36 00:01:48.680 --> 00:01:51.599 who does this? For example, two pieces of bread were 37 00:01:51.599 --> 00:01:53.920 in the trash can. Somehow I hadn't finished the loaf, 38 00:01:53.959 --> 00:01:56.760 and those two were shoved at the back of the fridge. 39 00:01:56.760 --> 00:01:59.200 I finally found him. They were disgusting. I threw them away. 40 00:02:00.120 --> 00:02:02.439 Dude drags the pieces of bread out of the garbage 41 00:02:02.439 --> 00:02:05.439 and begins chastising me, saying, I'm throwing away perfectly good 42 00:02:05.480 --> 00:02:10.360 food that had mold on it. Who goes through people's trash. 43 00:02:10.360 --> 00:02:13.199 That's the last day with him. I mean, there's at 44 00:02:13.240 --> 00:02:15.520 some point you have to draw a line of weirdness. 45 00:02:15.639 --> 00:02:18.080 Mm hmm. And you gonna scold me for bread in 46 00:02:18.120 --> 00:02:20.680 the garbage. First of all, you're going through my garbage. 47 00:02:20.759 --> 00:02:23.159 Even Costanza wouldn't have done that. No, that is the 48 00:02:23.240 --> 00:02:25.759 last day with him. Well, thanks for the input. I 49 00:02:25.759 --> 00:02:29.240 appreciate it. You can take it with you, But I like, 50 00:02:29.639 --> 00:02:31.840 would you like to take that bread with you? Or no? 51 00:02:32.000 --> 00:02:33.840 You know what. Matter of fact, I've got some peanut 52 00:02:33.879 --> 00:02:35.400 butter that will go well with that bread if you 53 00:02:35.439 --> 00:02:39.680 want that. Yeah, oh you don't want to eat it? Ooh, okay, weirdo. 54 00:02:41.400 --> 00:02:45.080 I was making a homemade pineapple ham glaze for Thanksgiving dinner. 55 00:02:45.599 --> 00:02:49.039 It was simmering for a long time and almost perfect. 56 00:02:49.800 --> 00:02:52.319 Then my now ex mother in law arrived, walked directly 57 00:02:52.319 --> 00:02:55.039 to the stove and said, this crap looks burnt. Dumped 58 00:02:55.039 --> 00:03:04.280 it in the toilet and flushed it. Oh what what? Yeah, 59 00:03:04.400 --> 00:03:06.879 that's why she's the ex mother in law. Dude, I'm 60 00:03:06.919 --> 00:03:11.240 guessing Mama's boy. There there's no doubt. Years ago, my 61 00:03:11.280 --> 00:03:13.520 best friend was hanging out at my house. My parents 62 00:03:13.599 --> 00:03:15.479 were home and we were getting ready to have dinner. 63 00:03:16.080 --> 00:03:18.879 My friend went into the bathroom for quite a long time, 64 00:03:19.080 --> 00:03:22.840 longer than usual. The shower door in our bathroom made 65 00:03:22.840 --> 00:03:25.360 a very loud snap noise when you opened and closed it, 66 00:03:25.400 --> 00:03:27.680 and could be heard even with the bathroom door closed. 67 00:03:27.680 --> 00:03:30.120 Oh boy, we heard the shower door open and close 68 00:03:30.199 --> 00:03:32.719 several times. I knocked on the door after about twenty 69 00:03:32.759 --> 00:03:35.199 minutes to check out him. He said he was okay. 70 00:03:35.759 --> 00:03:38.240 After dinner, when my friend went home, my father went 71 00:03:38.240 --> 00:03:46.280 into the bathroom. No no, found an open tampon in 72 00:03:46.319 --> 00:03:52.159 the garbage can that was covered in feces. My friend 73 00:03:52.159 --> 00:03:55.400 apparently was sticking this somewhere. He denied it, but we 74 00:03:55.479 --> 00:04:00.840 know he did it. He left evidence. Was he trying 75 00:04:00.879 --> 00:04:04.919 to stop some sort of situation that was going on 76 00:04:05.039 --> 00:04:07.159 and he thought that would help. He went in the 77 00:04:07.199 --> 00:04:13.520 shower multiple times. That means he doodooed himself. So what 78 00:04:13.639 --> 00:04:16.240 was the name of the driver with or he was 79 00:04:16.279 --> 00:04:19.920 out of gerbils. No, No, he doodooed himself. So he 80 00:04:19.959 --> 00:04:22.720 tried to clean off, and I think that was it. Yes, 81 00:04:22.879 --> 00:04:25.120 he was trying to clean off, Okay, and when he 82 00:04:25.160 --> 00:04:28.000 couldn't do it, he tried to stop it all with putting. 83 00:04:28.480 --> 00:04:30.759 I mean, maybe this will stop it up. If that's not, Oh, 84 00:04:31.000 --> 00:04:33.160 I'm going to throw up right now. Okay, I'm going 85 00:04:33.199 --> 00:04:35.120 to throw up. Thanks, it's better than I thought it was. 86 00:04:35.399 --> 00:04:39.959 You No, what do you think it was. I thought 87 00:04:40.000 --> 00:04:42.560 it was like, God, get your brain out of the gutter, 88 00:04:42.759 --> 00:04:46.920 like few silly Jerry. No, No, the guy. The guy 89 00:04:47.000 --> 00:04:51.319 had his tummy issues. Okay, poor guy. Weirdest things people 90 00:04:51.319 --> 00:04:53.199 have done at your house. I once had a one 91 00:04:53.319 --> 00:04:55.079 night stand and during the night I heard her get 92 00:04:55.120 --> 00:04:58.079 up to go to the bathroom. I locked the bedroom 93 00:04:58.079 --> 00:05:01.279 door out of habit and she struggled to on her 94 00:05:01.319 --> 00:05:03.319 trying to open the door woke me up, but I 95 00:05:03.360 --> 00:05:05.759 only half opened my eyes. She didn't know I was awake. 96 00:05:06.519 --> 00:05:09.639 I saw her give up on unlocking the door, pull 97 00:05:09.720 --> 00:05:12.959 her panties down, and peel over my floor. Oh. Then 98 00:05:12.959 --> 00:05:15.160 she climbed back into bed for about five minutes, got 99 00:05:15.199 --> 00:05:17.360 back up, tried the door again, opened it and left. 100 00:05:19.120 --> 00:05:23.439 She probably was half asleep, probably drunk. She's sleeping with 101 00:05:23.480 --> 00:05:25.759 you thought that was the bathroom whatever. I thought it 102 00:05:25.800 --> 00:05:28.360 was the bathroom door. And then when she got back 103 00:05:28.399 --> 00:05:31.040 in bed, realized what she did and she went, uh, 104 00:05:31.079 --> 00:05:33.079 I've got to leave here because I cannot explain this 105 00:05:33.120 --> 00:05:37.000 in the morning. Yeah, poor girl. Man. Well, I mean, well, 106 00:05:37.000 --> 00:05:39.240 I'll just put paper down next. I chose you because 107 00:05:39.279 --> 00:05:42.120 she was drunk. Apparently true and he did. There's no 108 00:05:42.160 --> 00:05:44.360 follow up to that story, so help. You just said 109 00:05:44.360 --> 00:05:46.560 it was this first ever one night stand or could 110 00:05:46.600 --> 00:05:48.639 be she you know, I don't know this right, Nothing 111 00:05:48.680 --> 00:05:51.319 wrong with that. No, no, we're not judging, not at all. 112 00:05:52.040 --> 00:05:55.639 My weirdest guest was my girlfriend's friend's boyfriend well visiting us. 113 00:05:55.639 --> 00:05:58.800 He moved to vaz in our living room, which instantly 114 00:05:58.839 --> 00:06:01.720 improved the feng Shway of our space. I was so impressed, 115 00:06:02.160 --> 00:06:05.199 I said, we can move stuff here anytime. Fast forward 116 00:06:05.199 --> 00:06:06.600 to three am when I wake up to go to 117 00:06:06.680 --> 00:06:09.720 the bathroom. Our entire living room space is in disarray. 118 00:06:10.240 --> 00:06:12.079 All the lights are on, and one of our couches 119 00:06:12.160 --> 00:06:15.120 is propped up against the fridge. He was rearranging our 120 00:06:15.120 --> 00:06:18.480 whole apartment soaked in sweat. I told him to put 121 00:06:18.519 --> 00:06:22.199 everything back where he found it. Oh boy, right, mm hmm. 122 00:06:22.360 --> 00:06:26.160 Don't be careful what you flippantly say to your friends, 123 00:06:26.759 --> 00:06:29.720 especially the ones that apparently aren't on their meds. Yes, 124 00:06:30.040 --> 00:06:35.600 I came down once. You remember my house on Strathmore Village, Yes, Yes, 125 00:06:35.879 --> 00:06:37.800 the one where I had the Mike Tyson fight party 126 00:06:37.879 --> 00:06:40.040 where Way three showed up and did a la. Yeah. 127 00:06:40.079 --> 00:06:42.480 I heard about that one. It's the most legendary fight 128 00:06:42.680 --> 00:06:45.079 it was. People talk about it today. It was like 129 00:06:45.079 --> 00:06:49.160 two hundred dudes. Uh and Way three showed up. They 130 00:06:49.160 --> 00:06:50.839 pulled the van in and they went live for my 131 00:06:50.879 --> 00:06:52.639 living room life for twenty of the day's living room 132 00:06:52.639 --> 00:06:56.879 and we interviewed his right right after the fight. But 133 00:06:56.959 --> 00:06:58.720 I came back down the next day and there was 134 00:06:58.759 --> 00:07:01.560 a buddy of mine completely naked on my leather couch 135 00:07:02.639 --> 00:07:05.040 and he pulled his foot. He was like, he didn't 136 00:07:05.040 --> 00:07:06.879 even say anything, but he had his foot in his mouth. 137 00:07:08.000 --> 00:07:11.800 Oh man, he was chewing on his foot. That's flexibility there. 138 00:07:11.879 --> 00:07:15.000 And did I tell you he was naked, Yeah, yeah, 139 00:07:15.040 --> 00:07:17.439 foot in his mouth with a foot in his mouth. 140 00:07:17.480 --> 00:07:19.920 He doesn't say a word. This person. I'm not gonna, 141 00:07:19.920 --> 00:07:22.199 I'll tell you in the break. You know him. So 142 00:07:22.480 --> 00:07:25.439 I sat down, had my coffee and I didn't say anything. 143 00:07:25.519 --> 00:07:27.120 I just looked at him, was like, you know in 144 00:07:27.160 --> 00:07:29.600 my in my facial expression was what are you doing? 145 00:07:30.120 --> 00:07:32.399 And he pulled something off his foot with his teeth 146 00:07:32.439 --> 00:07:37.399 and he went and it went and landed on my leg. 147 00:07:38.120 --> 00:07:40.639 So he was like leeching himself, and I said uh, 148 00:07:40.879 --> 00:07:42.560 and he went and he went. He looked at me 149 00:07:42.600 --> 00:07:44.399 like a dog would look at and then went right 150 00:07:44.439 --> 00:07:47.040 back to chewing on his foot. I went and got 151 00:07:47.079 --> 00:07:49.920 a tissue clean my leg and finished my coffee in 152 00:07:49.959 --> 00:07:55.160 the kitchen. The heck, yeah, you know who. I can't 153 00:07:55.160 --> 00:07:57.600 wait to hear what is it rhyme with? I can't 154 00:07:57.600 --> 00:07:59.959 tell you that, oh give it away. When I was thirty, 155 00:08:00.279 --> 00:08:01.920 I was friends with this kid down the street who 156 00:08:01.959 --> 00:08:04.199 was the same age. Kid asked to use our bathroom, 157 00:08:04.759 --> 00:08:06.639 said he didn't want to use mine because it was 158 00:08:06.639 --> 00:08:09.959 probably nasty, so he used my parents. The next day, 159 00:08:10.000 --> 00:08:12.920 my mom says she's missing a bra without proof. I 160 00:08:12.959 --> 00:08:15.120 told him I know what he'd done. He panicked, apologized 161 00:08:15.160 --> 00:08:18.240 and confessed that he stole it. What it felt too 162 00:08:18.240 --> 00:08:19.720 weird to tell my mom and I didn't want to 163 00:08:19.720 --> 00:08:21.639 discuss this with either parents, so I told him to 164 00:08:21.639 --> 00:08:24.839 throw it away. Yeah, I stopped being friends with him. Yeah, 165 00:08:24.920 --> 00:08:27.680 you think you stole my mom's bra? Yeah? What's wrong 166 00:08:27.680 --> 00:08:29.839 with you? Dude? Mm hmm, I mean, come on, isn't 167 00:08:29.839 --> 00:08:36.279 the Sears catalog enough? Come on, dude? Oh boy. We 168 00:08:36.279 --> 00:08:38.120 were in our late twenties and had a couple of 169 00:08:38.120 --> 00:08:40.279 friends over for dinner. When I was putting food on 170 00:08:40.320 --> 00:08:42.519 the table, I walked in on them making fun of me, 171 00:08:43.120 --> 00:08:45.000 but at the time I didn't realize who or what 172 00:08:45.039 --> 00:08:48.559 they were talking about. Turns out they had searched my bathroom, 173 00:08:48.679 --> 00:08:52.799 dug out my razor and mentioned that they found pubes 174 00:08:52.840 --> 00:08:55.639 on it. Started making fun of me. My husband decided 175 00:08:55.679 --> 00:08:57.759 to join in and make up some lies about the situation. 176 00:08:58.759 --> 00:09:00.440 I found out too late, but I wish i'd thrown 177 00:09:00.480 --> 00:09:03.360 them all out. Why is that a problem if you're 178 00:09:03.360 --> 00:09:05.639 shaving yourself. I don't understand that. I don't know. I 179 00:09:05.679 --> 00:09:08.759 don't either. That's just oh man, this is a gross list. 180 00:09:09.679 --> 00:09:11.679 This is like a gross list. This is not what 181 00:09:11.720 --> 00:09:15.840 I expected. I guess I did, but I didn't. Uh. 182 00:09:15.879 --> 00:09:20.480 Someone would hide coconut, somebody would hide coconut related products 183 00:09:20.480 --> 00:09:22.559 in our kitchen every time they visited. First, there were 184 00:09:22.600 --> 00:09:25.279 cans of coconut milk in the cupboards, No one knew 185 00:09:25.279 --> 00:09:26.919 who had brought them, and my dad was the only 186 00:09:26.919 --> 00:09:30.919 one who liked coconut. Then other random coconut products started appearing, 187 00:09:31.000 --> 00:09:34.399 until whole coconuts appeared in the fruit basket. My dad 188 00:09:34.440 --> 00:09:36.600 loved it because he didn't usually get coconuts, says no 189 00:09:36.639 --> 00:09:39.320 one else liked it. Turned out to be my brother's friend. 190 00:09:39.320 --> 00:09:41.399 He thought it would be funny and wanted to see 191 00:09:41.440 --> 00:09:47.039 how far he could take it. Uh, just I kind 192 00:09:47.039 --> 00:09:49.399 of like the friend now, Yeah, why not? No? Why not? 193 00:09:49.919 --> 00:09:52.720 He just thought it was weird be funny later. I mean, 194 00:09:52.720 --> 00:09:57.279 he's less gross than the ones that we've heard so far. 195 00:09:57.519 --> 00:10:00.120 Years ago, my former brother in law and his two sons, 196 00:10:00.120 --> 00:10:02.559 why did you say before you started this, because there's 197 00:10:02.559 --> 00:10:05.360 another one that might be gross. My former brother in 198 00:10:05.440 --> 00:10:07.559 law his two young sons stayed in my basement after 199 00:10:07.600 --> 00:10:09.600 his divorce until he could get back on his feet. 200 00:10:09.679 --> 00:10:12.720 One night, I noticed standing water near the floor drain 201 00:10:12.759 --> 00:10:14.399 as I had started a load of laundry, so I 202 00:10:14.440 --> 00:10:18.120 began to clear some dryer lent. Another random debris or deborahs, 203 00:10:18.159 --> 00:10:20.759 as my grandma used to say, so the water could drain. 204 00:10:21.039 --> 00:10:23.919 Wasn't until it was elbow deep that I noticed the 205 00:10:23.919 --> 00:10:26.879 distinct smell of urine. I politely asked him, Hey, are 206 00:10:26.879 --> 00:10:29.840 you peeing in my drain? Sometimes the boys and I 207 00:10:29.840 --> 00:10:33.759 don't feel like walking upstairs to go to the bathroom. Sorry, 208 00:10:36.720 --> 00:10:41.799 that's what I realized he'd worn out as welcome. Sometimes 209 00:10:41.840 --> 00:10:44.919 guys are raised in families that are all men, and 210 00:10:44.960 --> 00:10:49.399 they're just idiots and animals. Right, you need women around. 211 00:10:51.080 --> 00:10:54.399 They don't know any better. No, they're like wolves. They're 212 00:10:54.440 --> 00:10:56.480 like wolves until you get a woman around and teach them. 213 00:10:56.600 --> 00:11:00.799 You can't do that, son, You can't. Really. It's all 214 00:11:00.840 --> 00:11:03.519 goes the same spot, right, Sure it does. That's great, 215 00:11:03.519 --> 00:11:06.200 But that's not happening in his house unless it's clogged. 216 00:11:06.720 --> 00:11:11.879 Flush the toilet. Speaking of that, weird things people have 217 00:11:11.919 --> 00:11:14.639 done in your house, A family member came over for 218 00:11:14.679 --> 00:11:17.519 a visit and needed to use the restroom. After being 219 00:11:17.519 --> 00:11:19.840 in there for quite some time, he came out and 220 00:11:19.919 --> 00:11:24.200 chatted briefly before leaving. I later go into the bathroom 221 00:11:24.480 --> 00:11:28.120 and the stench assaults my nose instantly. The toilet is 222 00:11:28.159 --> 00:11:30.799 plugged and full of murky, dark brown water. I'm talking 223 00:11:30.840 --> 00:11:34.639 muddy swamp stuff here top. But the cherry on top 224 00:11:34.799 --> 00:11:37.279 was that the toilet lid and seat were not on 225 00:11:37.320 --> 00:11:40.279 the toilet. They were sitting on the side of the toilet, 226 00:11:40.320 --> 00:11:43.480 between it and the bathtub. So he had taken an 227 00:11:43.519 --> 00:11:46.799 unholy dump, left the remnants and stench of a muddy steamer, 228 00:11:47.200 --> 00:11:49.639 broke the toilet seat and cover, placed it on the 229 00:11:49.679 --> 00:11:52.039 side of the toilet, and didn't say a word. Oh 230 00:11:52.200 --> 00:11:55.279 took me ten minutes to plunge it clear. Then I 231 00:11:55.320 --> 00:11:57.600 had to buy new mounting bolts for the seat and lid. 232 00:11:57.639 --> 00:12:02.679 He stripped the original one somehow. In all fairness to 233 00:12:02.720 --> 00:12:07.679 the guy, what was he supposed to do? Is he 234 00:12:07.679 --> 00:12:10.840 supposed to go, I'm not feeling well and I broke 235 00:12:10.879 --> 00:12:14.600 your bathroom, but I need your plunger right exactly. I 236 00:12:14.600 --> 00:12:18.919 mean apologies, but this is awful. Sorry, And because you're 237 00:12:18.919 --> 00:12:21.799 going to get labeled the guy anyway, that news is 238 00:12:21.799 --> 00:12:25.840 going to get out, is it not, you think, tell 239 00:12:25.840 --> 00:12:27.879 me that's the last gross one. Tell me that's it. 240 00:12:28.399 --> 00:12:31.559 Let's see. Not my story, But I love the audacity 241 00:12:31.600 --> 00:12:33.600 of it very much. An acquaintance had her mother in 242 00:12:33.679 --> 00:12:36.480 law in for Christmas. She arrived with all her luggage 243 00:12:36.480 --> 00:12:38.720 on Christmas Eve. The adults and kids all had a 244 00:12:38.759 --> 00:12:41.159 good day and went to bed at night. My friend 245 00:12:41.159 --> 00:12:43.279 woke up Christmas morning to discover that her mother in 246 00:12:43.320 --> 00:12:46.480 law had redecorated the hallway during the night. She didn't 247 00:12:46.639 --> 00:12:48.480 like how it was done, so she brought paint and 248 00:12:48.519 --> 00:12:53.120 equipment to make it suit her taste. That's not weirdo Oh, 249 00:12:53.200 --> 00:12:56.080 I have weird people in our lives. Sorry, please tell 250 00:12:56.120 --> 00:12:59.080 me that's it. A coworker was picking me up for work, 251 00:13:00.039 --> 00:13:03.720 ived earlier than expected. He immediately walked past me, looked around, 252 00:13:03.799 --> 00:13:05.960 entered my kitchen, opened the fridge, and said, hey, nice 253 00:13:06.000 --> 00:13:09.240 fancy water. Then he grabbed a perryer, cracked it open, 254 00:13:09.279 --> 00:13:12.279 and proceeded to peruse my bookshelves and criticize my books. 255 00:13:12.840 --> 00:13:15.279 All of this happened within the first three minutes. Mind you, 256 00:13:15.320 --> 00:13:18.600 we were neither friends nor friendly. We were only working 257 00:13:18.639 --> 00:13:23.399 together on this one project. Hey, nice fancy water. Eh, 258 00:13:23.600 --> 00:13:27.480 don't mind if I help myself. Hence wolves raised by wolves, 259 00:13:28.039 --> 00:13:30.759 or he wanted to be more or something more, or 260 00:13:30.840 --> 00:13:33.159 he thought you all were something more. Uh huh, like 261 00:13:33.240 --> 00:13:35.000 you all were friends and you're like, I'm my friends 262 00:13:35.000 --> 00:13:39.080 with that guy. Now I work up one project with him. Bud, 263 00:13:39.080 --> 00:13:41.399 he's over there to pick you up. It's picking me up. 264 00:13:41.480 --> 00:13:44.480 I guess there's just sharing a ride for some reason. Okay, okay. 265 00:13:44.879 --> 00:13:49.799 To me, deems like, uh, they're more than friends could be, 266 00:13:50.039 --> 00:13:52.399 you know, or they're just frugal. If I need a rhyme, 267 00:13:52.519 --> 00:13:54.879 calling Dave or Dwight, Yeah, of course, going to reach 268 00:13:54.919 --> 00:13:58.679 out to the new salesperson. I know, Hey, can you 269 00:13:58.679 --> 00:14:00.759 give me a ride? Well, they're working on a project together, 270 00:14:00.799 --> 00:14:02.480 so I guess they could talk about it on the way, 271 00:14:02.720 --> 00:14:06.279 you know whatever. My brother in law changed a baby's 272 00:14:06.360 --> 00:14:10.240 diaper on the dining table during Thanksgiving dinner. Yeah, that's wrong. 273 00:14:11.039 --> 00:14:13.840 And I offered him a bedroom a soface off blanket floor. 274 00:14:14.279 --> 00:14:16.879 He didn't take the hint until no, I'm fine. Didn't 275 00:14:16.879 --> 00:14:21.720 want to miss the conversation. That's when you say, that's 276 00:14:21.759 --> 00:14:24.919 not fine. This is my table, it's Thanksgiving. You are 277 00:14:25.039 --> 00:14:28.320 not changing that diaper on this table. Pick your child up. 278 00:14:28.879 --> 00:14:30.799 I mean at that point, you just got you gotta 279 00:14:30.879 --> 00:14:33.559 take firm action there, Can you say, hey, hold that thought. 280 00:14:33.559 --> 00:14:35.159 I don't want to miss the rest of the story. 281 00:14:35.519 --> 00:14:37.279 I gotta change a diaper here. You have to put 282 00:14:37.279 --> 00:14:38.799 your foot te No, no, no, God, I just don't want 283 00:14:38.799 --> 00:14:41.000 to miss No, no, No, we're good. No, we're not good. 284 00:14:41.240 --> 00:14:43.559 This is my table, and you're not changing that child. 285 00:14:43.840 --> 00:14:46.840 You are not changing a poopy diaper on this table 286 00:14:47.039 --> 00:14:49.720 during Thanksgiving. We don't want doing it. Honey mustard on 287 00:14:49.720 --> 00:14:52.360 the table at Thanksgiving. We're not changing poopy diaper. And 288 00:14:52.399 --> 00:14:58.399 we're not gonna have a poopy diaper discussion. No during Thanksgiving. No, 289 00:14:59.080 --> 00:15:03.759 we're here to eat. No politics, poopy diaper or religion. 290 00:15:04.279 --> 00:15:07.000 That's like basic. Okay. I saved the grocers for last. No, 291 00:15:07.159 --> 00:15:09.519 you can't, David, I'm kidding, that was the last one. 292 00:15:09.679 --> 00:15:13.000 Thank God. You know how to get me, dude. I 293 00:15:13.039 --> 00:15:17.039 know you know it's not fair. All right, short break 294 00:15:17.039 --> 00:15:19.279 will come back. We start a new week with Reeling 295 00:15:19.360 --> 00:15:22.759 in the Years. I just don't feel confident anymore. I've 296 00:15:22.799 --> 00:15:26.000 lost my mojo. I know it's ever since the heart thing. 297 00:15:26.360 --> 00:15:29.120 I don't you found out you had one? And now 298 00:15:29.159 --> 00:15:32.960 you're overthinking things. Well, I'm trying to care less right, 299 00:15:33.519 --> 00:15:36.399 care more about Reeling in the Years. Well, let's try 300 00:15:36.639 --> 00:15:40.480 Radio eight forty w Chats all right, did we get 301 00:15:40.519 --> 00:15:45.120 it Friday? Ooh, I think you did. I'm not positive 302 00:15:45.159 --> 00:15:47.360 though you all have early on set. I can't even 303 00:15:47.399 --> 00:15:51.159 remember what we did for it. I know, let's get 304 00:15:51.200 --> 00:15:53.440 this week off started, right, baby, Come on, it's I'm 305 00:15:53.440 --> 00:15:56.080 flying solo on this one. Let's go, all right, EMILILYA, 306 00:15:56.120 --> 00:16:00.120 let's go. These were all top twenty hits back in 307 00:16:00.159 --> 00:16:03.200 the day. Let's kick it off with a little bit 308 00:16:03.240 --> 00:16:14.200 of Warrant cherry Pie. Oh it was such a subtle 309 00:16:14.200 --> 00:16:19.799 commercial or subtle video, isn't it. Oh? Sure, boy? I mean, 310 00:16:19.879 --> 00:16:24.000 come on, she was a waitress, you see dessert. The 311 00:16:24.080 --> 00:16:26.960 videos were so stupid. Her name was Man. I mean 312 00:16:26.960 --> 00:16:29.080 the girl would sit there in her short shorts and 313 00:16:29.120 --> 00:16:31.440 a piece of cherry pie would land on her crotch. 314 00:16:32.120 --> 00:16:35.240 It was like, boy, that'll never come out? What's this about? 315 00:16:35.399 --> 00:16:39.600 I do know. I don't get the reference. Nineteen eighty seven, 316 00:16:39.879 --> 00:16:43.919 eighty six or eighty seven for sure. All right, let's 317 00:16:43.960 --> 00:16:46.679 leave Warrant behind and I think we're gonna slow things 318 00:16:46.679 --> 00:16:49.679 down a little bit. Forgot about this song. This is 319 00:16:49.720 --> 00:16:58.879 from heart Stranded. Remember this song. I'm still in late 320 00:16:58.919 --> 00:17:05.039 eighties here, so it's sound like heard it sounds like 321 00:17:06.920 --> 00:17:12.400 Patty Smythe a little bit. It does. You're right. The 322 00:17:12.440 --> 00:17:16.240 only difference is she ate John McEnroe. Patty Smythe's is 323 00:17:16.279 --> 00:17:21.160 not fat. Oh you mean the heart singer? Yeah, she 324 00:17:21.279 --> 00:17:29.279 got large. Patty Smythe took the attitude of him the husband. 325 00:17:29.839 --> 00:17:32.839 Did you not when we interviewed her, I remember this? Yeah, 326 00:17:33.799 --> 00:17:38.400 now she was awesome maybe eighty eight. Now we heard 327 00:17:38.400 --> 00:17:47.960 this song earlier. Oh oh no, I'm moving to nineteen 328 00:17:48.039 --> 00:17:57.720 ninety eighty nine now yeah, okay, nineteen ninety now because 329 00:17:57.720 --> 00:18:04.400 those stupid haircuts and that he was he with, he 330 00:18:04.480 --> 00:18:07.759 was discovered by you can't touch this guy. He also 331 00:18:07.920 --> 00:18:13.000 likes dolphins. It's a flipper. It's nineteen eighty nine or 332 00:18:13.079 --> 00:18:18.480 ninety or ninety one. He turned this song even though 333 00:18:18.480 --> 00:18:21.000 he got sued, uh, it paid a lot of money. 334 00:18:21.000 --> 00:18:25.000 He still turned it into a remodeling company. He's done 335 00:18:25.000 --> 00:18:34.640 really well for himself. Remember so ho hip a chick. Okay, 336 00:18:34.680 --> 00:18:40.920 this is not nineteen eighties. That suit Courney Donaho's dancing 337 00:18:40.960 --> 00:18:43.759 somewhere with some Aquinet damn right. That means it's nineteen 338 00:18:43.839 --> 00:18:49.960 ninety or ninety one. The ieized baby has me in 339 00:18:50.039 --> 00:18:52.559 nineteen ninety and because I'm not sure on this song 340 00:18:54.640 --> 00:18:56.880 that's definitely not the it's not the eighties, and for 341 00:18:56.920 --> 00:19:00.839 sure it's nineties. A couple more to you. We're gonna 342 00:19:00.839 --> 00:19:04.559 slow it back down again with Stevie B. Don't know 343 00:19:04.599 --> 00:19:07.480 what the B stands for. Maybe because I Love you 344 00:19:08.119 --> 00:19:13.359 The Postman song? What yeah, Stevie B. The Postman Zone. 345 00:19:15.759 --> 00:19:19.839 Stevie B doing a ballad here. It's got a cordless 346 00:19:19.880 --> 00:19:24.000 phone in the video, Big one, get to it, Stevie. 347 00:19:24.200 --> 00:19:28.680 He's reading like song lyrics right now. Got Patrick Mahomes's hair. 348 00:19:32.240 --> 00:19:35.960 I have never heard this song in my life. I've 349 00:19:36.000 --> 00:19:38.279 never heard this song in my life. You've heard this song? 350 00:19:38.440 --> 00:19:40.880 Oh yeah, yeah, Okay, let's get to the chorus and 351 00:19:40.880 --> 00:19:44.480 see if it rings a bell. Oh no, yeah, I 352 00:19:44.519 --> 00:19:47.839 know this song. I just was already at QMF at 353 00:19:47.839 --> 00:19:49.880 this time. And once you start working for the rock station, 354 00:19:50.000 --> 00:19:53.000 you know everything else is. You're just listening to rock 355 00:19:53.119 --> 00:19:56.039 music because you're at the rock station all day. Twenty 356 00:19:56.119 --> 00:19:58.680 years when you first start working, you're there twenty hours 357 00:19:58.680 --> 00:20:04.119 a day. The number one song November the eleventh, back 358 00:20:04.160 --> 00:20:09.880 in the day, you recognize those gymnastics. Oh yeah, love 359 00:20:10.039 --> 00:20:14.279 Takes time. All right, Care is nineteen ninety, right, remember one, baby, 360 00:20:14.799 --> 00:20:18.079 it's nineteen ninety. Baby, don't call me baby, That's what 361 00:20:18.119 --> 00:20:19.680 I'm talking about. I'm not talking to you. I'm talking 362 00:20:19.680 --> 00:20:25.359 to her. Oh I know you did, baby, Yes, you 363 00:20:25.440 --> 00:20:30.319 did what your saying with you and you threw me away. Sorry, 364 00:20:31.119 --> 00:20:33.559 she was a smart one. I'm going to marry the 365 00:20:33.599 --> 00:20:37.359 record executive that makes all the money and decisions and 366 00:20:37.400 --> 00:20:39.799 then divorce them and go Craig the day did go 367 00:20:39.839 --> 00:20:42.839 divorce of them and take all the money and then 368 00:20:42.880 --> 00:20:48.400 make a Christmas album for That's the hyphenated part of 369 00:20:48.440 --> 00:20:51.720 the or in parentheses part of the song title Final 370 00:20:51.720 --> 00:20:56.559 Answer nineteen ninety, nineteen ninety, nineteen ninety. Ice Ice Baby 371 00:20:56.640 --> 00:21:01.839 was nineteen ninety. Love Takes Time. Riyah Carrey was number 372 00:21:01.880 --> 00:21:08.759 one eleven eleven, ninety ninety. Yes, off to a fabulous start, 373 00:21:08.880 --> 00:21:13.240 off to one and oh suckers. I remember sitting in 374 00:21:13.279 --> 00:21:16.640 the production studio writing and doing bits for the morning 375 00:21:16.680 --> 00:21:19.200 show the next day making fun of the Ice Ice 376 00:21:19.240 --> 00:21:21.519 Baby music, and I think I wrote a bunch of 377 00:21:21.519 --> 00:21:23.319 bits about it too. It was just it was an 378 00:21:23.359 --> 00:21:26.559 easy target, all right. Back after this news Radio eight 379 00:21:26.559 --> 00:21:33.279 forty whas one and oh suckers, Courtney texting. I just 380 00:21:33.279 --> 00:21:36.880 saw them all texting along. I don't look at my 381 00:21:36.960 --> 00:21:41.599 phone in case she's because it's it's the Dwight Courteney 382 00:21:41.720 --> 00:21:45.240 Dave text line. So in case she punches in a number, 383 00:21:45.279 --> 00:21:49.039 I can't. I don't want to cheat. But she was 384 00:21:49.119 --> 00:21:52.799 laughing about the some of the stuff on the We 385 00:21:52.880 --> 00:21:55.720 We Got Right nineteen nineties right after her hour. Yeah right, 386 00:21:55.759 --> 00:21:59.240 we got right, said Courtney. Hey day, Yeah, that's exactly right. 387 00:21:59.599 --> 00:22:02.880 We're trying effort in Nick Coffee, he's your sports guy 388 00:22:02.920 --> 00:22:05.200 on seven ninety from three pm to six pm, a 389 00:22:05.240 --> 00:22:07.759 show that Dwight or Dave and I used to do. 390 00:22:07.839 --> 00:22:13.119 M hm. I just want to know. Let's not overreact. 391 00:22:13.279 --> 00:22:16.079 I don't want to overreact. But boy, Tennessee may have 392 00:22:16.160 --> 00:22:18.720 played their best game they're capable of, and Louisville may 393 00:22:18.759 --> 00:22:21.119 have played their worse. Likely it's somewhere in the middle 394 00:22:21.160 --> 00:22:24.599 of the fingers crossed. Yeah, but they looked really bad 395 00:22:24.680 --> 00:22:27.880 on Saturday, and Tennessee was not threatened at all at 396 00:22:27.880 --> 00:22:30.200 one point, like Dave said, in the first hour, Oh yeah, 397 00:22:30.240 --> 00:22:35.440 they they they pulled within below ten double digits. Oh great, well, 398 00:22:35.440 --> 00:22:38.039 that's your highlight. Is they pulled within double digits as 399 00:22:38.079 --> 00:22:40.720 bad as they were playing to get it under ten? Was? 400 00:22:41.279 --> 00:22:44.799 It was momentary, but it was exciting. Yeah, just kept 401 00:22:44.799 --> 00:22:48.799