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<v Speaker 1>We have a guest today on the Minnesota Goodbye. Vont

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<v Speaker 1>is going to be here for at least the first

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<v Speaker 1>part because there's a question that involves you. Oh wokay,

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<v Speaker 1>So let's get started the Minnesota Goodbye, which a lot

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<v Speaker 1>I got a question for Bailey.

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<v Speaker 2>Ok.

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<v Speaker 1>I love Bailey and Vant on the show. What is

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<v Speaker 1>the dynamic between Bailey and Vant? Why do I get

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<v Speaker 1>the vibe they don't get along great? Is that part

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<v Speaker 1>of the bit. Maybe I'm misreading it. I've been listening

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<v Speaker 1>in debating asking because I may be way off. Have

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<v Speaker 1>a wonderful day. Thanks for bringing a smile to my

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<v Speaker 1>face daily. That's from Sarah. I'm glad that you love

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<v Speaker 1>Bailey and Vant on the show, we do too. So

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<v Speaker 1>who wants to address this situation?

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<v Speaker 3>I just want to say one thing prior, so, like,

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<v Speaker 3>I think it's funny because before, like right when I started,

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<v Speaker 3>and even before I started, when I was still like

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<v Speaker 3>subbing and Drake was gone, so Vant was here, people

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<v Speaker 3>were texting in saying I think Bailey and Vont are

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<v Speaker 3>into each other and that they're together. Yes, and so

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<v Speaker 3>now people texting in and being like, I think they

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<v Speaker 3>hate each other is wild to me because there's those

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<v Speaker 3>are two entirely different spectrums to me. On either end

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<v Speaker 3>of the spectrum, Oh yeah, totally, No, I don't hate Vant.

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<v Speaker 3>I think Vont and I are probably the closest on

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<v Speaker 3>this team.

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<v Speaker 1>I would say you probably are because for whatever reason,

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<v Speaker 1>and I'm going to tell you my observation. I watched

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<v Speaker 1>these two flirt with each other all through the first

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<v Speaker 1>couple of weeks. Flirty, flirty, flirty, and you know, nothing,

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<v Speaker 1>nothing too bad because Alyssa is, you know, the love

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<v Speaker 1>of Vaunt's life. He wasn't here then, well she wasn't,

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<v Speaker 1>but a little flirty, flirty flirt. See how hard the

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<v Speaker 1>Bailey laughed at Vaughan's choke there. So I think there's

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<v Speaker 1>still a little bit of like, you know, just like

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<v Speaker 1>a little bit of whatever, and that's fine. When Angie

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<v Speaker 1>Taylor first started in the show, Susan said, it sounds

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<v Speaker 1>like you got a little crush on each other, and

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<v Speaker 1>I said, you know what, maybe we did. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know when we first started, but after a while it

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<v Speaker 1>kind of devolves into you fucking asshole though I don't know,

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<v Speaker 1>so I think it's a good excuse. I think you

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<v Speaker 1>guys rib each other because you like each other. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I was going to give the opposite. I was gonna

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<v Speaker 1>say that. I think I'm gonna friend zone you right here.

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<v Speaker 1>I think you and I are more like very brother sistery.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Even yesterday when we had the Mall of America event,

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<v Speaker 2>you were like, just stop being a fucking crab apple.

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<v Speaker 2>You like poke. We sit in these meetings after the

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<v Speaker 2>show and you don't you have to like touch me,

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<v Speaker 2>whether you're hitting me with the pen, yeah, or you're

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<v Speaker 2>like stabbing me in the leg ors a good bit.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, you like why me and like, why are you

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<v Speaker 3>such a big fat crabby patty?

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<v Speaker 2>No, Bailey and I talk very often outside the show.

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<v Speaker 2>We don't dislike each other whatsoever. No is the mitae.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, I don't like her at all, honestly.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh hey Bailey to see.

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<v Speaker 1>Avon. You're free to go. No, No, you got stuff

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<v Speaker 1>to do in the other room. Okay, see, Vaughnt's got

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<v Speaker 1>things to do in the other room. If he didn't

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<v Speaker 1>have anything to do, then we would have Vont on

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<v Speaker 1>the podcast. But you know we got you got stuff

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<v Speaker 1>to do. Get out.

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<v Speaker 4>No. I wanted him to turn the lights off. I

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<v Speaker 4>was motioning to him. Try you yelled at him. It

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<v Speaker 4>was my fault, you're dad.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, next email, Let's see what we got here. I

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<v Speaker 1>got to click on the right tab because there's tabs everywhere.

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<v Speaker 1>My name is wan Nita. Hi, y'all want to say

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<v Speaker 1>start by saying I love the new addition to the show,

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<v Speaker 1>and I'm still watching for the bigger, better, blacker billboards. Hello,

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<v Speaker 1>I want to address the questions come up on the

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<v Speaker 1>show before. Am I a bad parent? A while ago, Dave,

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<v Speaker 1>you were talking about how kids don't know how to sweep,

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<v Speaker 1>mop or do some of the everyday chores that other

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<v Speaker 1>people know how to do correctly, And I noticed this

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<v Speaker 1>boy Scout camp it'd be like, okay, boys, we got

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<v Speaker 1>to clean up the cafeteria before we check out. And

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<v Speaker 1>there's a broom, there's a mop, and you would hand

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<v Speaker 1>a kid a mop or a basic broom, like a

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<v Speaker 1>like a you know, a straw ish kind of broom,

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<v Speaker 1>and they would hold it like a hockey stick. And

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<v Speaker 1>they had no fucking idea how to mop or how

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<v Speaker 1>to like sweep a floor.

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<v Speaker 2>And they were seen a movie, seen Cinderella.

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<v Speaker 1>I guess not so weird. So Jannita goes on to say,

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<v Speaker 1>I got a fourteen year old son, and just the

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<v Speaker 1>other day I asked him to sweep up the crumbs

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<v Speaker 1>out of the kitchen. The way he was holding the

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<v Speaker 1>broom looked inhumane. You could tell he had no idea

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<v Speaker 1>what the hell he was doing. To be honest, I

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<v Speaker 1>can't remember ever asking him before to sleep, sweep or

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<v Speaker 1>mop any thing. After painfully watching him trying to sweep

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<v Speaker 1>up a few crumbs, I start asking him to do

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<v Speaker 1>other chores like fold laundry, loa the dishwasher. It's become

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<v Speaker 1>very apparent this boy can't do shit, and it's my fault.

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<v Speaker 1>I told his dad. He just keeps saying the same thing.

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<v Speaker 1>I told you stop doing everything for him. Am I

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<v Speaker 1>indeed a bad parent because my fourteen year old can't

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<v Speaker 1>do anything?

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<v Speaker 2>Help?

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<v Speaker 1>Ps keep having the best show on the radio ever.

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<v Speaker 1>I love listening to you guys every day. Love y'all.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you, Anita. That always means a lot when people

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<v Speaker 1>say they like the show so appreciated. No, you're not

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<v Speaker 1>a bad parent. You are a good parent for noticing

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<v Speaker 1>that your kid can't do shit, and you're a good

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<v Speaker 1>parent for not snatching the broom out of his hand

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<v Speaker 1>and saying, let me do it myself. But yeah, I

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<v Speaker 1>think that absolutely. If Carson had to fold laundry when

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<v Speaker 1>he was fifteen, he would have been lost because Susan

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<v Speaker 1>did everything for him, right. But now, for some reason,

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<v Speaker 1>he's been able to figure out sweeping, shopping, laundry folding,

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<v Speaker 1>making doctor appointments, and plane reservation.

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<v Speaker 2>Wow, all on his own.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, he does great. I tell you, the kid has

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<v Speaker 1>made a turnaround once he realized that he's on his own. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>I think that's what happened. So you kind of like

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<v Speaker 4>get thrown into the world after high school, whether you

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<v Speaker 4>go off to college or start working full time or

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<v Speaker 4>whatever it is, and you just realize, hmm, I got

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<v Speaker 4>to figure some shit out now.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, yeah, you have no choice. So you're like, well,

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<v Speaker 2>I've been tossed in.

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<v Speaker 4>I think the hardest transition for me, honestly was making

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<v Speaker 4>doctor appointments. That was very hard for me to do

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<v Speaker 4>on my own like that. I don't know, it's just

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<v Speaker 4>a stressful thing to do. And so you I'm still

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<v Speaker 4>like calling my mom like I don't know if I

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<v Speaker 4>did this right.

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<v Speaker 2>Mom.

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<v Speaker 4>She's like, we'll just show up and make sure she

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<v Speaker 4>checks like your health, and then you should be good.

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<v Speaker 1>I think that also, I'm going to take it a

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<v Speaker 1>step further. There are couples where one person does all

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<v Speaker 1>of the stuff like that and the other person you

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<v Speaker 1>hear about like you know, an old man die or

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<v Speaker 1>in like an old lady dying, and the husband has

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<v Speaker 1>never learned how to do like he can't cook any

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<v Speaker 1>assurance or cook or pay the bills or whatever. And

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<v Speaker 1>Susan's really kind of been that way. I tried to

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<v Speaker 1>make a plane reservation a year or so ago, and

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<v Speaker 1>I did it wrong. I didn't use our miles and

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<v Speaker 1>I was paying full price, and she had to cancel

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<v Speaker 1>it and go back and use our miles because I

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<v Speaker 1>didn't know how to do that.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, but I know how.

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<v Speaker 1>To make a doctor's appointment. By the way, I went

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<v Speaker 1>to the doctor yesterday for a little spot on my

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<v Speaker 1>face that came on a real all of a sudden,

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<v Speaker 1>doctor comes in. He takes one look, literally three seconds.

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<v Speaker 1>He's like, yeah, it's nothing, and he told me what

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<v Speaker 1>it was. He's like, yeah, you get him when you're

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<v Speaker 1>getting older and they pop up out of nowhere, and

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, that's fucking great news.

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<v Speaker 2>A liver spot.

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<v Speaker 1>Well he called it a barnacle of something. Really, yes,

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<v Speaker 1>you've got barnacles. I got barnacles of something, and I'm like,

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<v Speaker 1>that's hot. Nobody's ever going to have sex with me

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<v Speaker 1>ever again.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, they weren't going to anyway of aging.

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<v Speaker 4>It says barnacles of Agentoric Bailey.

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<v Speaker 1>What it says.

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<v Speaker 4>Syboric caratosis is like the technical term. They're non cancerous

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<v Speaker 4>skin growth that can resemble barnacles. What that's not the

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<v Speaker 4>title of this Parker spot on your face?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, he says they're going to spring up all over

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<v Speaker 1>your body and I'm like, oh, that'll be great. Wow.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, one day when you're laughing your ass Off.

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<v Speaker 1>I want you to remember back to this day, so

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<v Speaker 1>in the year probably twenty sixty four, Bailey, when you're

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<v Speaker 1>old and ugly, I want you to remember how you

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<v Speaker 1>laughed at me. Yeah, and I want you to come

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<v Speaker 1>over and bring me a sandwich out of your palety.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh that's right, Okay, good, what's gonna say you? You're

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<v Speaker 4>gonna still be alive?

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<v Speaker 1>Love that, Andrew writes in I've Got Faults. I've composed

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<v Speaker 1>a list of things I do that annoy other people. Andrew,

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<v Speaker 1>I love this already. Here we go. When someone is

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<v Speaker 1>speeding through a parking lot and honks at me as

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<v Speaker 1>if I'm crossing a lane or the road to get

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<v Speaker 1>into a store, I stop, turn to face them and

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<v Speaker 1>cock my head to the side and stare at them

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<v Speaker 1>and look confused.

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<v Speaker 2>All right.

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<v Speaker 1>I like that one. When somebody is face timing or

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<v Speaker 1>talking to somebody on a speakerphone in a store, having

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<v Speaker 1>a full conversation. I join in, assuming this is now

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<v Speaker 1>a public debate person on the phone. Did you hear

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<v Speaker 1>what Jennifer said of the PTA meeting the other night? Me?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, what is that crazy loon up to now?

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<v Speaker 1>So you join in your I thought about doing that before.

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<v Speaker 1>I love it because I saw a video of a

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<v Speaker 1>guy doing that one time, like at an airport, and

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<v Speaker 1>then the person on the phone realized and he's like, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>I no, I wasn't talking to you. No, I'm just

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<v Speaker 1>I'm over here, and he was on his own phone call. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>So the person on the speakerphone would be like, do

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<v Speaker 1>you hear what Jennifer did at the PTA meeting the

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<v Speaker 1>other night. He's got his own phone up to his here.

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<v Speaker 1>He's like, no, what that crazy old loon do now?

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<v Speaker 1>And the other person would eventually catch on and go,

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<v Speaker 1>Then he keep it up. Next one the number of

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<v Speaker 1>cars on the road with broken blinkers. You're driving along

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<v Speaker 1>all of a sudden they just dip off. There's nothing

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<v Speaker 1>we can't keep blinkers working. Signed a passive aggressive Minnesotan Andrew,

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<v Speaker 1>you win the award for most random ass email of

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<v Speaker 1>the week, and I love it. Remember the other day

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<v Speaker 1>Nurselena wrote in and said, Dave, you need eyelid surgery?

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<v Speaker 1>Remember that I do? And she said you know. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>I noticed that your eyelids are sagging. It can be,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, a health detriment. You can't see peripherally. Blah

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<v Speaker 1>blah blah. And so she said, hey, if you want

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<v Speaker 1>So she did because we were kind of ripping her

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<v Speaker 1>And we called her nurse o Lena and we said, yeah, Nurselena,

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<v Speaker 1>course we were kidding. Nurselena writes in I am so sorry, Dave.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't mean to make you feel bad. I was

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<v Speaker 1>might start to affect your feel the vision. Someday in

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<v Speaker 1>the future, you and Susan are still hot flame emoji,

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<v Speaker 1>and make whatever decisions now are in the future and

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<v Speaker 1>you'll still be hot, but you might not see as well.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll leave it to your doctors and nurses to give

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<v Speaker 1>you many a medical info. Sorry for being a rude bitch.

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<v Speaker 1>You were not a rude bitch at all, but I

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<v Speaker 1>did think it was a little bit rude. It'll be

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<v Speaker 1>flat out honest with you, and maybe we all learned

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<v Speaker 1>something that if you point out something about somebody's appearance,

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<v Speaker 1>they can't change in thirty seconds. But at the same time,

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<v Speaker 1>you weren't just a random pet groomer. You know what

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<v Speaker 1>you're talking.

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<v Speaker 2>About, yeaheah.

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<v Speaker 3>So and then we got to you know, talk to

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<v Speaker 3>my friend Winnie, and it turned into you know, good content, and.

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<v Speaker 4>Now you are sort of considering it.

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<v Speaker 1>I really am, Yeah, I really am. I think I

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<v Speaker 1>ever stepped because while you don't know me, all of

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<v Speaker 1>you make me feel like close friends with me with

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<v Speaker 1>how long I've been listening. Anyway, keep being awesome and hot. Haha.

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<v Speaker 1>No rakes we required because I said, I'm so ugly

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<v Speaker 1>that it looks like my face caught on fire, and

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<v Speaker 1>somebody tried to put it out with a rake, which

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<v Speaker 1>I thought was a very.

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<v Speaker 2>Tried to put it out try failed.

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<v Speaker 1>Didn't you title that?

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<v Speaker 2>I did?

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<v Speaker 1>What did you title the put like?

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<v Speaker 2>Put it out with a rake or a rake? But

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<v Speaker 2>today it's a barnacles of aging.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna I'm gonna write.

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<v Speaker 2>My back favorite SpongeBob episode talk.

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<v Speaker 1>For a minute. I'm going right back to Elena before

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<v Speaker 1>I forget, So if you two can talk for a minute,

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<v Speaker 1>I can write her back and say, hey, we address

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<v Speaker 1>all this in the Minnesota. Goodbye, I love you.

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<v Speaker 2>Any what should we talk about.

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<v Speaker 4>I have a little spot on my face now. I

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<v Speaker 4>feel like it is a barnacle of aging. And I

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<v Speaker 4>am significantly younger than Dave, so I think makes feel

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<v Speaker 4>a little self conscious. But I know that there's like

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<v Speaker 4>crazy skin treatments out there that can help keep your

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<v Speaker 4>skin looking baby smooth, yeah, soft and stuff. But like

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<v Speaker 4>just don't care anymore. Yeah, because I was the person

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<v Speaker 2>I think I was gonna be tan.

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<v Speaker 3>I used to I wish like they'd told you when

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<v Speaker 3>I was, you know, twenty one, that you can still

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<v Speaker 2>And get a tan.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, because I thought, well, if I wear sunscreen, I

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<v Speaker 3>won't get a tan. I literally thought it was like

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<v Speaker 3>wearing clothes on top of your skin.

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<v Speaker 2>But it's not. You can still get a tan.

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<v Speaker 4>And my sister would always she has like more of

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<v Speaker 4>and so she would sit out and oil herself up. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>and just become so dark in the summer. Right, I

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<v Speaker 4>always like strive to be exactly like her. Yes, No,

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<v Speaker 4>and said I. I was just a tomato and I

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<v Speaker 4>was ruining in my skin. Have you ever gotten sun

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<v Speaker 4>poisoning from like a bad sunburn before?

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<v Speaker 3>No? No, because I honestly I tan really well, so

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<v Speaker 3>like even if I burn, I'm like read for like

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<v Speaker 2>And then I turned ten.

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<v Speaker 4>I got at one time at Countryssay, surprise, surprise. I

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<v Speaker 4>on early enough because I didn't realize we were just

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<v Speaker 4>hanging out. It was like seven in the morning until

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<v Speaker 4>like maybe ten am. I put the sunscreen on, not

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<v Speaker 4>I got sun poisoning. And of course I was drinking

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<v Speaker 4>at the same time, so that was a bad mixture.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, And that is going to wrap it up for

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<v Speaker 1>the Minnesota Goodbye. I just wrote back to Nurselena and

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<v Speaker 1>told her that I love her and we're not mad,

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<v Speaker 1>and she actually gave us plenty of content. A little

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<v Speaker 1>bit shorter on the Minnesota Goodbye, but you know, sometimes

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<v Speaker 1>that's how it is. Send your emails into Ryan's Show

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