Speaker 1: We have a guest today on the Minnesota Goodbye. Vont
Speaker 1: is going to be here for at least the first
Speaker 1: part because there's a question that involves you. Oh wokay,
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Speaker 1: I got a question for Bailey.
Speaker 2: Ok.
Speaker 1: I love Bailey and Vant on the show. What is
Speaker 1: the dynamic between Bailey and Vant? Why do I get
Speaker 1: the vibe they don't get along great? Is that part
Speaker 1: of the bit. Maybe I'm misreading it. I've been listening
Speaker 1: in debating asking because I may be way off. Have
Speaker 1: a wonderful day. Thanks for bringing a smile to my
Speaker 1: face daily. That's from Sarah. I'm glad that you love
Speaker 1: Bailey and Vant on the show, we do too. So
Speaker 1: who wants to address this situation?
Speaker 3: I just want to say one thing prior, so, like,
Speaker 3: I think it's funny because before, like right when I started,
Speaker 3: and even before I started, when I was still like
Speaker 3: subbing and Drake was gone, so Vant was here, people
Speaker 3: were texting in saying I think Bailey and Vont are
Speaker 3: into each other and that they're together. Yes, and so
Speaker 3: now people texting in and being like, I think they
Speaker 3: hate each other is wild to me because there's those
Speaker 3: are two entirely different spectrums to me. On either end
Speaker 3: of the spectrum, Oh yeah, totally, No, I don't hate Vant.
Speaker 3: I think Vont and I are probably the closest on
Speaker 3: this team.
Speaker 1: I would say you probably are because for whatever reason,
Speaker 1: and I'm going to tell you my observation. I watched
Speaker 1: these two flirt with each other all through the first
Speaker 1: couple of weeks. Flirty, flirty, flirty, and you know, nothing,
Speaker 1: nothing too bad because Alyssa is, you know, the love
Speaker 1: of Vaunt's life. He wasn't here then, well she wasn't,
Speaker 1: but a little flirty, flirty flirt. See how hard the
Speaker 1: Bailey laughed at Vaughan's choke there. So I think there's
Speaker 1: still a little bit of like, you know, just like
Speaker 1: a little bit of whatever, and that's fine. When Angie
Speaker 1: Taylor first started in the show, Susan said, it sounds
Speaker 1: like you got a little crush on each other, and
Speaker 1: I said, you know what, maybe we did. I don't
Speaker 1: know when we first started, but after a while it
Speaker 1: kind of devolves into you fucking asshole though I don't know,
Speaker 1: so I think it's a good excuse. I think you
Speaker 1: guys rib each other because you like each other. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I was going to give the opposite. I was gonna
Speaker 1: say that. I think I'm gonna friend zone you right here.
Speaker 1: I think you and I are more like very brother sistery.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Even yesterday when we had the Mall of America event,
Speaker 2: you were like, just stop being a fucking crab apple.
Speaker 2: You like poke. We sit in these meetings after the
Speaker 2: show and you don't you have to like touch me,
Speaker 2: whether you're hitting me with the pen, yeah, or you're
Speaker 2: like stabbing me in the leg ors a good bit.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you like why me and like, why are you
Speaker 3: such a big fat crabby patty?
Speaker 2: No, Bailey and I talk very often outside the show.
Speaker 2: We don't dislike each other whatsoever. No is the mitae.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I don't like her at all, honestly.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Oh hey Bailey to see.
Speaker 1: Avon. You're free to go. No, No, you got stuff
Speaker 1: to do in the other room. Okay, see, Vaughnt's got
Speaker 1: things to do in the other room. If he didn't
Speaker 1: have anything to do, then we would have Vont on
Speaker 1: the podcast. But you know we got you got stuff
Speaker 1: to do. Get out.
Speaker 4: No. I wanted him to turn the lights off. I
Speaker 4: was motioning to him. Try you yelled at him. It
Speaker 4: was my fault, you're dad.
Speaker 1: Okay, next email, Let's see what we got here. I
Speaker 1: got to click on the right tab because there's tabs everywhere.
Speaker 1: My name is wan Nita. Hi, y'all want to say
Speaker 1: start by saying I love the new addition to the show,
Speaker 1: and I'm still watching for the bigger, better, blacker billboards. Hello,
Speaker 1: I want to address the questions come up on the
Speaker 1: show before. Am I a bad parent? A while ago, Dave,
Speaker 1: you were talking about how kids don't know how to sweep,
Speaker 1: mop or do some of the everyday chores that other
Speaker 1: people know how to do correctly, And I noticed this
Speaker 1: boy Scout camp it'd be like, okay, boys, we got
Speaker 1: to clean up the cafeteria before we check out. And
Speaker 1: there's a broom, there's a mop, and you would hand
Speaker 1: a kid a mop or a basic broom, like a
Speaker 1: like a you know, a straw ish kind of broom,
Speaker 1: and they would hold it like a hockey stick. And
Speaker 1: they had no fucking idea how to mop or how
Speaker 1: to like sweep a floor.
Speaker 2: And they were seen a movie, seen Cinderella.
Speaker 1: I guess not so weird. So Jannita goes on to say,
Speaker 1: I got a fourteen year old son, and just the
Speaker 1: other day I asked him to sweep up the crumbs
Speaker 1: out of the kitchen. The way he was holding the
Speaker 1: broom looked inhumane. You could tell he had no idea
Speaker 1: what the hell he was doing. To be honest, I
Speaker 1: can't remember ever asking him before to sleep, sweep or
Speaker 1: mop any thing. After painfully watching him trying to sweep
Speaker 1: up a few crumbs, I start asking him to do
Speaker 1: other chores like fold laundry, loa the dishwasher. It's become
Speaker 1: very apparent this boy can't do shit, and it's my fault.
Speaker 1: I told his dad. He just keeps saying the same thing.
Speaker 1: I told you stop doing everything for him. Am I
Speaker 1: indeed a bad parent because my fourteen year old can't
Speaker 1: do anything?
Speaker 2: Help?
Speaker 1: Ps keep having the best show on the radio ever.
Speaker 1: I love listening to you guys every day. Love y'all.
Speaker 1: Thank you, Anita. That always means a lot when people
Speaker 1: say they like the show so appreciated. No, you're not
Speaker 1: a bad parent. You are a good parent for noticing
Speaker 1: that your kid can't do shit, and you're a good
Speaker 1: parent for not snatching the broom out of his hand
Speaker 1: and saying, let me do it myself. But yeah, I
Speaker 1: think that absolutely. If Carson had to fold laundry when
Speaker 1: he was fifteen, he would have been lost because Susan
Speaker 1: did everything for him, right. But now, for some reason,
Speaker 1: he's been able to figure out sweeping, shopping, laundry folding,
Speaker 1: making doctor appointments, and plane reservation.
Speaker 2: Wow, all on his own.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he does great. I tell you, the kid has
Speaker 1: made a turnaround once he realized that he's on his own. Yeah.
Speaker 4: I think that's what happened. So you kind of like
Speaker 4: get thrown into the world after high school, whether you
Speaker 4: go off to college or start working full time or
Speaker 4: whatever it is, and you just realize, hmm, I got
Speaker 4: to figure some shit out now.
Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, you have no choice. So you're like, well,
Speaker 2: I've been tossed in.
Speaker 4: I think the hardest transition for me, honestly was making
Speaker 4: doctor appointments. That was very hard for me to do
Speaker 4: on my own like that. I don't know, it's just
Speaker 4: a stressful thing to do. And so you I'm still
Speaker 4: like calling my mom like I don't know if I
Speaker 4: did this right.
Speaker 2: Mom.
Speaker 4: She's like, we'll just show up and make sure she
Speaker 4: checks like your health, and then you should be good.
Speaker 1: I think that also, I'm going to take it a
Speaker 1: step further. There are couples where one person does all
Speaker 1: of the stuff like that and the other person you
Speaker 1: hear about like you know, an old man die or
Speaker 1: in like an old lady dying, and the husband has
Speaker 1: never learned how to do like he can't cook any
Speaker 1: assurance or cook or pay the bills or whatever. And
Speaker 1: Susan's really kind of been that way. I tried to
Speaker 1: make a plane reservation a year or so ago, and
Speaker 1: I did it wrong. I didn't use our miles and
Speaker 1: I was paying full price, and she had to cancel
Speaker 1: it and go back and use our miles because I
Speaker 1: didn't know how to do that.
Speaker 2: Oh, but I know how.
Speaker 1: To make a doctor's appointment. By the way, I went
Speaker 1: to the doctor yesterday for a little spot on my
Speaker 1: face that came on a real all of a sudden,
Speaker 1: doctor comes in. He takes one look, literally three seconds.
Speaker 1: He's like, yeah, it's nothing, and he told me what
Speaker 1: it was. He's like, yeah, you get him when you're
Speaker 1: getting older and they pop up out of nowhere, and
Speaker 1: I'm like, that's fucking great news.
Speaker 2: A liver spot.
Speaker 1: Well he called it a barnacle of something. Really, yes,
Speaker 1: you've got barnacles. I got barnacles of something, and I'm like,
Speaker 1: that's hot. Nobody's ever going to have sex with me
Speaker 1: ever again.
Speaker 2: I mean, they weren't going to anyway of aging.
Speaker 4: It says barnacles of Agentoric Bailey.
Speaker 1: What it says.
Speaker 4: Syboric caratosis is like the technical term. They're non cancerous
Speaker 4: skin growth that can resemble barnacles. What that's not the
Speaker 4: title of this Parker spot on your face?
Speaker 1: Yeah, he says they're going to spring up all over
Speaker 1: your body and I'm like, oh, that'll be great. Wow.
Speaker 1: You know, one day when you're laughing your ass Off.
Speaker 1: I want you to remember back to this day, so
Speaker 1: in the year probably twenty sixty four, Bailey, when you're
Speaker 1: old and ugly, I want you to remember how you
Speaker 1: laughed at me. Yeah, and I want you to come
Speaker 1: over and bring me a sandwich out of your palety.
Speaker 4: Oh that's right, Okay, good, what's gonna say you? You're
Speaker 4: gonna still be alive?
Speaker 1: Love that, Andrew writes in I've Got Faults. I've composed
Speaker 1: a list of things I do that annoy other people. Andrew,
Speaker 1: I love this already. Here we go. When someone is
Speaker 1: speeding through a parking lot and honks at me as
Speaker 1: if I'm crossing a lane or the road to get
Speaker 1: into a store, I stop, turn to face them and
Speaker 1: cock my head to the side and stare at them
Speaker 1: and look confused.
Speaker 2: All right.
Speaker 1: I like that one. When somebody is face timing or
Speaker 1: talking to somebody on a speakerphone in a store, having
Speaker 1: a full conversation. I join in, assuming this is now
Speaker 1: a public debate person on the phone. Did you hear
Speaker 1: what Jennifer said of the PTA meeting the other night? Me?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, what is that crazy loon up to now?
Speaker 1: So you join in your I thought about doing that before.
Speaker 1: I love it because I saw a video of a
Speaker 1: guy doing that one time, like at an airport, and
Speaker 1: then the person on the phone realized and he's like, oh,
Speaker 1: I no, I wasn't talking to you. No, I'm just
Speaker 1: I'm over here, and he was on his own phone call. Yeah,
Speaker 1: So the person on the speakerphone would be like, do
Speaker 1: you hear what Jennifer did at the PTA meeting the
Speaker 1: other night. He's got his own phone up to his here.
Speaker 1: He's like, no, what that crazy old loon do now?
Speaker 1: And the other person would eventually catch on and go,
Speaker 1: are you talking to me? Oh?
Speaker 2: No, no, I'm on my own phone call.
Speaker 1: Then he keep it up. Next one the number of
Speaker 1: cars on the road with broken blinkers. You're driving along
Speaker 1: all of a sudden they just dip off. There's nothing
Speaker 1: I can do about this. One is just irritating that
Speaker 1: we can't keep blinkers working. Signed a passive aggressive Minnesotan Andrew,
Speaker 1: you win the award for most random ass email of
Speaker 1: the week, and I love it. Remember the other day
Speaker 1: Nurselena wrote in and said, Dave, you need eyelid surgery?
Speaker 1: Remember that I do? And she said you know. I'm
Speaker 1: a professional. I'm a nurse. I work in this field.
Speaker 1: I noticed that your eyelids are sagging. It can be,
Speaker 1: you know, a health detriment. You can't see peripherally. Blah
Speaker 1: blah blah. And so she said, hey, if you want
Speaker 1: to get something done, points you out blah blah blah.
Speaker 2: Did she respond?
Speaker 1: So she did because we were kind of ripping her
Speaker 1: a little bit in a lighthearted sort of way. Yes,
Speaker 1: And we called her nurse o Lena and we said, yeah, Nurselena,
Speaker 1: she's been bullying me and blah blah blah, but of
Speaker 1: course we were kidding. Nurselena writes in I am so sorry, Dave.
Speaker 1: I didn't mean to make you feel bad. I was
Speaker 1: just trying to inform you as a nurse that it
Speaker 1: might start to affect your feel the vision. Someday in
Speaker 1: the future, you and Susan are still hot flame emoji,
Speaker 1: and make whatever decisions now are in the future and
Speaker 1: you'll still be hot, but you might not see as well.
Speaker 1: I'll leave it to your doctors and nurses to give
Speaker 1: you many a medical info. Sorry for being a rude bitch.
Speaker 1: You were not a rude bitch at all, but I
Speaker 1: did think it was a little bit rude. It'll be
Speaker 1: flat out honest with you, and maybe we all learned
Speaker 1: something that if you point out something about somebody's appearance,
Speaker 1: they can't change in thirty seconds. But at the same time,
Speaker 1: you weren't just a random pet groomer. You know what
Speaker 1: you're talking.
Speaker 2: About, yeaheah.
Speaker 3: So and then we got to you know, talk to
Speaker 3: my friend Winnie, and it turned into you know, good content, and.
Speaker 4: Now you are sort of considering it.
Speaker 1: I really am, Yeah, I really am. I think I
Speaker 1: ever stepped because while you don't know me, all of
Speaker 1: you make me feel like close friends with me with
Speaker 1: how long I've been listening. Anyway, keep being awesome and hot. Haha.
Speaker 1: No rakes we required because I said, I'm so ugly
Speaker 1: that it looks like my face caught on fire, and
Speaker 1: somebody tried to put it out with a rake, which
Speaker 1: I thought was a very.
Speaker 2: Tried to put it out try failed.
Speaker 1: Didn't you title that?
Speaker 2: I did?
Speaker 1: What did you title the put like?
Speaker 2: Put it out with a rake or a rake? But
Speaker 2: today it's a barnacles of aging.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna I'm gonna write.
Speaker 2: My back favorite SpongeBob episode talk.
Speaker 1: For a minute. I'm going right back to Elena before
Speaker 1: I forget, So if you two can talk for a minute,
Speaker 1: I can write her back and say, hey, we address
Speaker 1: all this in the Minnesota. Goodbye, I love you.
Speaker 2: Any what should we talk about.
Speaker 4: I have a little spot on my face now. I
Speaker 4: feel like it is a barnacle of aging. And I
Speaker 4: am significantly younger than Dave, so I think makes feel
Speaker 4: a little self conscious. But I know that there's like
Speaker 4: crazy skin treatments out there that can help keep your
Speaker 4: skin looking baby smooth, yeah, soft and stuff. But like
Speaker 4: I think I would get to a point where I
Speaker 4: just don't care anymore. Yeah, because I was the person
Speaker 4: who went out and just sat in the sun without
Speaker 4: sunscreen on all the time.
Speaker 2: I think I was gonna be tan.
Speaker 3: I used to I wish like they'd told you when
Speaker 3: I was, you know, twenty one, that you can still
Speaker 3: wear sunscreen.
Speaker 2: And get a tan.
Speaker 3: Yeah, because I thought, well, if I wear sunscreen, I
Speaker 3: won't get a tan. I literally thought it was like
Speaker 3: wearing clothes on top of your skin.
Speaker 2: But it's not. You can still get a tan.
Speaker 4: And my sister would always she has like more of
Speaker 4: an olive skin tone. I have like the very fair skin,
Speaker 4: and so she would sit out and oil herself up. Yeah,
Speaker 4: and just become so dark in the summer. Right, I
Speaker 4: always like strive to be exactly like her. Yes, No,
Speaker 4: and said I. I was just a tomato and I
Speaker 4: was ruining in my skin. Have you ever gotten sun
Speaker 4: poisoning from like a bad sunburn before?
Speaker 3: No? No, because I honestly I tan really well, so
Speaker 3: like even if I burn, I'm like read for like
Speaker 3: two days.
Speaker 2: And then I turned ten.
Speaker 4: I got at one time at Countryssay, surprise, surprise. I
Speaker 4: was at festival drinking and I did not put sunscreen
Speaker 4: on early enough because I didn't realize we were just
Speaker 4: hanging out. It was like seven in the morning until
Speaker 4: like maybe ten am. I put the sunscreen on, not
Speaker 4: thinking anything of it, and then I got so badly burned.
Speaker 4: I got sun poisoning. And of course I was drinking
Speaker 4: at the same time, so that was a bad mixture.
Speaker 1: Yeah, And that is going to wrap it up for
Speaker 1: the Minnesota Goodbye. I just wrote back to Nurselena and
Speaker 1: told her that I love her and we're not mad,
Speaker 1: and she actually gave us plenty of content. A little
Speaker 1: bit shorter on the Minnesota Goodbye, but you know, sometimes
Speaker 1: that's how it is. Send your emails into Ryan's Show
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