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Speaker 1: Before we get to idiotology and update on the Los
Speaker 1: Angeles area wildfires. This is gone from bad to really
Speaker 1: bad to virtually out of control. At this point, more
Speaker 1: than one hundred thousand people have been ordered to evacuate
Speaker 1: out of the path of these quick moving wildfires that
Speaker 1: are being fanned by these relentless winds that are gusting
Speaker 1: up to sixty miles per hour. It's still dark out
Speaker 1: there on the west coast. The air fire fighting apparatus
Speaker 1: have not been able to get up in the air
Speaker 1: because of the winds. Since eight o'clock last night. These
Speaker 1: fires just continued. There's three main fires, and the embers
Speaker 1: from those are being picked up by the wind and
Speaker 1: starting smaller fires all over the place. They're showing these
Speaker 1: entire neighborhoods on fire where there's there's not even a
Speaker 1: firefighter in sight because they've been so overwhelmed by all this,
Speaker 1: and it is just it is, this is a disaster
Speaker 1: unfolding as we speak.
Speaker 2: There's showing. I mean, you know, all these houses burn up.
Speaker 2: That's insane. And then you look at just the little
Speaker 2: things of showing. Big old front edd are big old
Speaker 2: like what do you call the things with big scoop
Speaker 2: on the front.
Speaker 3: Oh, the bulldozer, the big bulldozer.
Speaker 2: Sorry, it was brain farting big bulldozers just flipping people's
Speaker 2: cars out of the way so they don't start exploding.
Speaker 1: And so firefighters can get down the roads. People have
Speaker 1: just abandoned their vehicles and fled for their lives. I mean, yeah,
Speaker 1: this I've never seen anything like this.
Speaker 3: Crazy.
Speaker 1: It's reminiscent of that whole Maui situation, but on a
Speaker 1: bigger scale.
Speaker 3: And if you have not.
Speaker 1: Seen these visuals yet, if you want to get over
Speaker 1: to our Facebook page, we do have the live feed
Speaker 1: from one of the Los Angeles stations there just bringing
Speaker 1: pictures that are.
Speaker 2: Yeah, hey, do you see the news that are earlier
Speaker 2: this morning? On a totally different note, a good, good note,
Speaker 2: Trevor Lawrence's wife had a baby girl, so congrats to him.
Speaker 2: We didn't get to that with a sudden change with
Speaker 2: Mike Bulldog with Mike the Bulldog Bynkey, so I figured
Speaker 2: we'd hit it. Plus, it's happier than fires.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Have you ever heard of gabon? How do I
Speaker 3: know gabon? I didn't.
Speaker 2: This is the first time I've ever heard or even
Speaker 2: seen this word gabon. I might be mixed up with
Speaker 2: something else.
Speaker 3: Problem.
Speaker 1: It's a country in Central Africa. Who knew well that
Speaker 1: is now the home to a new living creature mutation
Speaker 1: of sorts, the orange dwarf cave crocodile. These are crocodiles
Speaker 1: that apparently crawled into a cave system, survived by eating
Speaker 1: bats that live in the cave, and started mutating into
Speaker 1: this new species, and they've turned orange from swimming in
Speaker 1: the bat guano. Yeah, it's unclear how long they've been
Speaker 1: down in this cave system, but genetic research indicates they
Speaker 1: have definitely morphed into this literally a whole new species.
Speaker 1: So we've got orange dwarf cave crocodiles to worry about
Speaker 1: now in the world.
Speaker 2: Now, that's why I said that you could worry about
Speaker 2: you're losing a finger because they're dwarfs. But how big
Speaker 2: are these dwarf crocs? Well, that was crocs, dwarf crocs.
Speaker 3: To me.
Speaker 1: If I hear the word crocodile, I'm steering clear. I
Speaker 1: don't care if it's a dwarf or the full blown,
Speaker 1: you know, crocodile hunter variety.
Speaker 2: Yeah, gators, same thing. Are you Are you planning on
Speaker 2: going to Ebon or something or whatever? It's Gabon, You
Speaker 2: planning on going there? Gabon, you plan on going there?
Speaker 1: Not in my immediate future travel plans, Then don't worry
Speaker 1: about it. Hey, in the name of public service, there
Speaker 1: very well could be a listener to the vast reach
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Speaker 3: Who could have travel plans to Gobon.
Speaker 2: I've got Airbnb. Where are you going, Gabon, Stay the
Speaker 2: hell out of the cave. Yeah, don't do the cave tours.
Speaker 1: A former city councilor in town in Brazil has now
Speaker 1: returned a toilet in two sinks she took after she
Speaker 1: lost her bid for reelection. Gina Lima had her employees
Speaker 1: haul away this custom toilet and multiple sinks. I guess
Speaker 1: she had installed in her councilwoman's suite when she was
Speaker 1: elected several years ago. She's been booted out of office,
Speaker 1: and I guess she felt that she should go ahead
Speaker 1: and take the toilet and the sinks with her.
Speaker 3: I'd take them.
Speaker 2: Too, if if you if you were booting me out,
Speaker 2: I'd take the power flushers. I'd put those sins of
Speaker 2: bitches right in the back of my pickup truck and say,
Speaker 2: these are the best flushing toilets around town.
Speaker 1: Do not know if these are the Taco Bob power
Speaker 1: flush models that you have at your home, but I
Speaker 1: don't know. It would indicate that she had some sort
Speaker 1: of attachment to these these items that would explain her
Speaker 1: taking them.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'd take them to I don't blame me, counsel woman.
Speaker 3: So you beat me, good luck fighting the place to poop,
Speaker 3: says listen.
Speaker 2: So since the new Year, I've I've changed my uh
Speaker 2: not that I ever have control of my bowels, but
Speaker 2: I've changed my cycle, if you would. So I've been
Speaker 2: eating salad and uh, anyway, long story short, I'm going
Speaker 2: before I leave home, right, doctor tell you it gets
Speaker 2: more fiber in your system, cholesterol or something like that.
Speaker 2: But so listen to get more cholesterol in your system,
Speaker 2: because I have a little bit of a high cholesterol. Goall, Okay,
Speaker 2: So I've been eating salad and I'm going earlier in
Speaker 2: the morning, so I have to flush it and which
Speaker 2: is a treacherous at you know, four in the morning
Speaker 2: moon and all these people get woken up in the neighborhood,
Speaker 2: not just to my house.
Speaker 1: Plus the water levels just dip in the entire neighborhood
Speaker 1: when you hit the power flush.
Speaker 3: Yeah exactly. So Bob has these.
Speaker 1: Toilets that would you know, handle a truck stop flow, oh,
Speaker 1: handle two truckers in a row.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: But anyway, so yeah, with my new cycle and set up,
Speaker 2: I'm going it earlier in the morning.
Speaker 3: So like I can't have to flush it. I can't
Speaker 3: leave it like I would. Can you put your toilet
Speaker 3: on a timer?
Speaker 1: You've got delta dave your ill.
Speaker 3: There's probably a way to do that. I'm sure you
Speaker 3: could leave.
Speaker 1: It and then let it flush closer to sunrise when
Speaker 1: your family will be up and at him.
Speaker 2: For those that haven't heard, what could take down two
Speaker 2: truckers wasted a rest stop?
Speaker 3: Here? It is? Okay, here's the powers I was talking about.
Speaker 1: Watch because in his home, that's that is that's like
Speaker 1: hospital grade there. Man.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it doesn't play around. Somebody said, I hope Bob
Speaker 2: has sewer and not septic. I got septic, but it
Speaker 2: can handle the power. Water just blows straight through.
Speaker 3: I have toilet envy. I'm not. I'm not even gonna lie.
Speaker 3: I have toilet envy. You know here, I.
Speaker 1: Am a mere mortal like most of us, most of
Speaker 1: you listening right now, where you flush your toilet at home,
Speaker 1: and you just watch the slow swirl and hope that
Speaker 1: it goes down, hope that it goes down, and then
Speaker 1: play that again, just you know. For those of us
Speaker 1: who might want to set a goal here, I'm telling
Speaker 1: you man to get to this.
Speaker 3: You can get one. You can get one, and it's
Speaker 3: how do I get to my photos? Again? Why did
Speaker 3: you do this to me?
Speaker 2: You can get one and it's only about there we
Speaker 2: go and think it'll only run you about three hundred Well.
Speaker 1: That was going on to your power flusher. You just
Speaker 1: hit me with the blue screen of death over here. Really, yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm dead in the water.
Speaker 3: I probably caused it. There it is. Well, well he's
Speaker 3: dead in the water. Here's the power flusher I was
Speaker 3: talking about. Watch sir at the text line.
Speaker 2: While Pat's in the dead, dead in the water and
Speaker 2: our computer's frozen.
Speaker 3: What do you mean?
Speaker 2: Who? I hope I have sewer and not septic. That's
Speaker 2: just power power move man. That'll that'll get anything that's
Speaker 2: in the way down.
Speaker 1: I think maybe what he's indicating is, is the septic
Speaker 1: tank up for the velocity that's being fired its way
Speaker 1: on a regular basis by your your home power flushing system.
Speaker 2: It's gotta be you know, I mean, because it's legit.
Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: It's a legit system, so it's got to be a
Speaker 2: correct amount to flush. It just does it better than us.
Speaker 2: These are things that are important to me.
Speaker 1: Finally, Uh, We've got a guy in the UK who
Speaker 1: successfully sued a razor blade company for six and fifty
Speaker 1: bucks because he cut himself shaving.
Speaker 3: Again. This is just like the lady with the super
Speaker 3: glow in her eyes.
Speaker 1: Nick Silverthorne is forty eight years old. He purchased a
Speaker 1: super market owned brand razor which were actually they were
Speaker 1: they were manufactured by Wilkinson's Sword. You know all store
Speaker 1: brands are have some other name branded manufacturers or yeah,
Speaker 1: Wilkinson's Sword, world's biggest razor, one of the world's biggest
Speaker 1: razor companies. He drilled down to find out they were
Speaker 1: one's responsible for this faulty device. It by god, Bob,
Speaker 1: what do you think that little Nick and the drama
Speaker 1: of the blood. This guy's a tool. If he did
Speaker 1: he get the six cat, that is such a judge.
Speaker 1: I thought you said that. I'm thinking he's got you
Speaker 1: know when you cut yourself a little Nick, Yeah that
Speaker 1: you know, when you get it bleeds like crazy exactly.
Speaker 1: And he let it just run down and dry before
Speaker 1: taking the dramatic celf.
Speaker 3: He let it go down down his neck. Give me
Speaker 3: a break. It's like Jack the Ripper hit him.
Speaker 2: Somebody the guy with the the sewer and septic with
Speaker 2: my toilet said water usage. I'm sure it's monitored. About
Speaker 2: how much is flushing the amount? Somebody said, that's like
Speaker 2: a prison toilet. I bought mine because they showed seven
Speaker 2: pool balls being being flushed. I'll bet the gophers stay
Speaker 2: clear of Bob's yard. Pat, I'm gonna get you one
Speaker 2: of these power flushers. Man, Hey, birthday's coming up in April. Man,
Speaker 2: Or you could just come over and use mine. Wow,
Speaker 2: that will temporarily pacify me. But oh, remember when when
Speaker 2: that person said water usage. Yeah, I got my water
Speaker 2: bill for when I left the hose on for three
Speaker 2: days in the fill in the pool.
Speaker 3: People.
Speaker 2: Somebody asked for an update. They said, yeah, is there
Speaker 2: an update on what you're gonna get? How many gallons
Speaker 2: my normal I didn't look at gallons. I just looked
Speaker 2: at price. My normal water bill is about twenty five bucks. Dude,
Speaker 2: it was over one hundred. I think it was one
Speaker 2: hundred and thirty seven dollars. Welcome to my world on
Speaker 2: a regular basis. Sunshine Water Services, you suck. I hate
Speaker 2: that company. Get a power flusher just despite them. We
Speaker 2: are