Speaker 1: You're watching Chewing the Cud with Miss Kinsman and Mike
Speaker 1: Bennion Row.
Speaker 2: And he said two can play at that game, so
Speaker 2: I told him I'll call the RSPB. Oh, Hello, welcome
Speaker 2: to Chewing the Cud. I'm miss Kinsman, and today I'm
Speaker 2: joined by the ever vescent Mike Benyon Roe.
Speaker 1: Hi. Hello, I'm not too bad. Full of cheese. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so before before we started recording, I had some lovely
Speaker 1: mar Mite cheese in the fridge and niff out come
Speaker 1: back empty packets here. Oh I didn't know they were
Speaker 1: both for you. There were no labels, no labels. No. Oh,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, Mike, just oh I didn't no, no, no,
Speaker 1: no movie issuous though, really what Jesus really nice? Selfish?
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry. Now we get Now we get an apology.
Speaker 1: Oh dear, anyway, what have you got for us today, Mike?
Speaker 1: Today I have a story about things people search for
Speaker 1: on websites on trains, and then we see what's cooking
Speaker 1: in the kitchen with Everybody Loves Fanny. Oh we sure.
Speaker 2: Anyway, we have a game that you can also play
Speaker 2: along with too. But on your screen now you can
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Speaker 1: Just look forward chewing the cud and as you can see,
Speaker 1: names of people have reached out on social media going
Speaker 1: on the bottom of the screen.
Speaker 2: But now, unfortunately we have missed in the showbiz. So
Speaker 2: we have some lovely romantic news. Okay, do you know
Speaker 2: of the musical star Ben Platt?
Speaker 1: Now? Who is he? He's a star of musicals? What
Speaker 1: I can't remember off the top of my head, loads
Speaker 1: of music, trying to think of what the big one is.
Speaker 2: Dear Evan Hanson Okay, yeah, yeah, who did you play
Speaker 2: that Evan haunts?
Speaker 1: Well?
Speaker 2: If I remember the plot of the story, not really,
Speaker 2: It's been a long time since I've watched it. Anyway,
Speaker 2: they're very very good at musicals. They've married and Noah Galvin.
Speaker 2: I don't actually know, to be fair, because I don't
Speaker 2: really know very much about celebrity, So why I do
Speaker 2: this segment?
Speaker 1: I don't know someone that you've seen in one thing
Speaker 1: but can't which part he plays, has married to somebody
Speaker 1: that you have no idea who it is.
Speaker 2: Yeah again again, some of my friends who are much
Speaker 2: morefa with musicals will shoot me now. Thanks for exposed me.
Speaker 1: But anyway, you've exposed yourself, and like in real life,
Speaker 1: exposing yourself is a crime.
Speaker 2: Look, it's two lovely rather well known gay people getting
Speaker 2: married and then they've had a lovely wedding. Nice and
Speaker 2: that's the story here, not my incompetence anyway, Both there
Speaker 2: they are.
Speaker 1: They look very happy. They do look like a happy couple,
Speaker 1: don't they.
Speaker 2: Yeah, in a chippy, So they've been together for about
Speaker 2: four years A deep fact for own the back around there.
Speaker 1: I'm not too sure that's the salient point about the story.
Speaker 1: It's something I recognize, at least these two. I don't
Speaker 1: have a clue they are. And you can't describe them
Speaker 1: to me and say one of them is in a musical.
Speaker 1: You think you know, one of.
Speaker 2: These days I will actually get through the show of
Speaker 2: his notes without actual criticism or being picked parts.
Speaker 1: So I doubt it.
Speaker 2: Anyway, The story is they've been dating for about four years.
Speaker 2: They got engaged in twenty twenty two, and they've had
Speaker 2: a ceremony, and to be honest, it's quite sickening.
Speaker 1: They've taken a set. They're taking a ceremony.
Speaker 2: Wanted it to be like a big group hug okay,
Speaker 2: which is very very nice. They were also surprised by
Speaker 2: a musical number by their mothers. Nice doing a traditional
Speaker 2: Jewish song, and yeah, that was a lovely element of it.
Speaker 2: Platter said, we were overwhelmed with love, sweaty and sobbing
Speaker 2: most of the time.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm not too.
Speaker 2: Sure that's what you're to be doing is the part
Speaker 2: of the wedding ceremony in front of your parents. The
Speaker 2: pair didn't want to match in their suits, because when
Speaker 2: you have two males in suits a wedding getting married,
Speaker 2: that they can kind of look like cater waiters sometimes.
Speaker 2: Well that's what these guys were worried about. They got
Speaker 2: the stylist Jared Elner Jared Alna.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, somebody does recognize. Okay.
Speaker 2: Anyway, they designed their looks for the day, dressing Galvin
Speaker 2: in a nineteen fifties inspired French workwear look and Platt
Speaker 2: in a seventy style cream suit.
Speaker 1: Okay, their special date. As long as they're happy, that's
Speaker 1: all that matters. Well, I'm having problems visualizing.
Speaker 2: They say they were overwhelmed with love and that they
Speaker 2: were happy just to keep hanging out forever.
Speaker 1: Oh that's cute until the divorce. Well, let's move on. Then.
Speaker 2: This is also quite a short story really, but one
Speaker 2: I know that you'll be quite sad about.
Speaker 1: Okay, thing you is dead. Oh it might be worse.
Speaker 1: Nothing's worse than Pingo da Pingu day and it's fast
Speaker 1: the scene.
Speaker 2: Did you see the Pingo Thing movie? Now, it's absolutely brilliant.
Speaker 2: Go and have a look on YouTube. It's basically the Thing,
Speaker 2: which is a really classic horror movie done with pingu. Okay,
Speaker 2: it's amazing anyway, So remember on the show we have
Speaker 2: talked before, got rather excited about a show by Neil
Speaker 2: Gayman called Dead Boy Detectives and we very much enjoyed it.
Speaker 2: You watched it before I did and got very excited
Speaker 2: about the captain King. King is hot and I really
Speaker 2: enjoyed the show. There was lots about it to enjoy.
Speaker 1: But unfortunately it has been canceled. There is going to
Speaker 1: be season two. I can believe it because apart from
Speaker 1: the pretty boys in it, the plot was a bit thin. Well,
Speaker 1: I quite liked it.
Speaker 2: I very much enjoyed it, and I thought there was
Speaker 2: much scope there for doing more with it.
Speaker 1: There was a lot of scope for doing more with it,
Speaker 1: and I think if they did half the episodes it
Speaker 1: would have been much better. Well it was only about
Speaker 1: eight episodes long anyway. Yeah, the story was that thin.
Speaker 1: It was very much a case of going, look, these
Speaker 1: are two dead guys that are slightly gay, enjoying themselves.
Speaker 1: Bit of seduction, bitslation. There was a bit of a
Speaker 1: will they won't they kind of drags artists like. There
Speaker 1: was bits missing and the storyline was a bit thin,
Speaker 1: so I can see why it was canceled. I'm upset
Speaker 1: by that.
Speaker 2: I thought it had room to go. I've certainly seen
Speaker 2: things that are thinner carry on for longer. Yeah, I know,
Speaker 2: but we don't talk about those people.
Speaker 1: Next story. Do you remember the musical artist Sarde Chade, Well, yes,
Speaker 1: if you want to pronounce it correctly, I do. I
Speaker 1: am aware of Chardot's work.
Speaker 2: Yes, so she was pretty big late eighties, early nineties,
Speaker 2: shall we say, renowned for being quite a smooth opperata.
Speaker 1: M, that is one of the big hits. Well done.
Speaker 2: I have researched that one. Your Love is King being
Speaker 2: a good one and no ordinary love being another one.
Speaker 2: They were the ones I could remember playing on an
Speaker 2: album a long long time ago in my early teenage years,
Speaker 2: hoping over some boy.
Speaker 1: What when did those songs come out in in the
Speaker 1: early nineties, early nineties, Yes, teenageers. That makes sure we
Speaker 1: were forty. You can listen to music that's before you.
Speaker 2: Were born if you're a teenager in the early nineties.
Speaker 2: I didn't say that I was listening to them in
Speaker 2: the early nineties. They were made in the early nineties.
Speaker 2: I could have listened to them in the early parts
Speaker 2: of this century when I was a teenager hoping over boys.
Speaker 1: I will make this live work anyway. There she is.
Speaker 2: So British singer songwriter. She like a lot of big
Speaker 2: impact when first came out, a little bit quieter recently
Speaker 2: though technically has kind of released things over a period
Speaker 2: over the time period until like maybe about five years ago,
Speaker 2: and they haven't.
Speaker 1: Really done anything since.
Speaker 2: So they've been coaxed out of retirement, well not retirement,
Speaker 2: but they've been quiet for about five years and they've
Speaker 2: been coaxed out to do a new song for this
Speaker 2: compilation album that is all to support their trend son
Speaker 2: Okay cool, and it's for this whole album that's got
Speaker 2: lots of trans artists. It's the track itself is titled
Speaker 2: Young Lion and it's basically to contribute to this album
Speaker 2: called Transa and it's about uplifting trans and non binary artists.
Speaker 2: Scheduled for reas about twenty second of November, So if
Speaker 2: you're waiting for that, come out. And it's the brainchild
Speaker 2: of dust read an artist messee Ma Belle, who began
Speaker 2: compiling the album round about twenty twenty one.
Speaker 1: Okay, cool.
Speaker 2: There's other artists on there as well, Sam Smith, Andre
Speaker 2: three thousands, I've load of them in ages and Jeff Tweedy.
Speaker 1: Oh cool. That sounds like a good album. I think
Speaker 1: I might have to download that on my Apple I
Speaker 1: music thing and other services are available. Yeah, and that's
Speaker 1: the end of the shows this week. Yes, thank you.
Speaker 1: It's always nice to know that we've gone from someone
Speaker 1: I've never heard of and you can't think of, to
Speaker 1: someone that we both recognize. Well, you know, this whole
Speaker 1: segment's about celebrities. Anyway, you are welcome. Stick around as
Speaker 1: next as Mike in the buzz you're watching Cheering the
Speaker 1: Card with Mister and Mike. And now we go into
Speaker 1: the deeper parts of the Internet. As it's Mike in
Speaker 1: the buzz Are you allowed to make your own choices?
Speaker 2: Well, there's a quite deep philosophical question there, but I believe.
Speaker 1: So, okay, it's not deep philosophical. This is chewing the
Speaker 1: could anyway. This's a story about a lady called Lorrie Favre.
Speaker 1: Don't know whether that right, Probably haven't. It's a French name.
Speaker 1: But she has given up all control over her life
Speaker 1: to people on the Internet. Oh no, my use of telegram? Telegram,
Speaker 1: So she's on OnlyFans and she puts poles out on
Speaker 1: Telegram to say, if she's got access to the Internet,
Speaker 1: why does she need to use a telegram the application telegram?
Speaker 1: Oh oh oh, sorry, boomer, modern technology, modern technology. She
Speaker 1: was going down did did it? Services? Famuly turned off
Speaker 1: in two thousand and one, two thousand eleven. Second, So
Speaker 1: she uses the app telegram to poll her subscribers right,
Speaker 1: and even asked them what they wanted to do. So
Speaker 1: some of the decisions she has made, do I have
Speaker 1: this for lunch? Right? Lunch right? Simple decisions? Should I
Speaker 1: read my life savings at a casino? Should I dump
Speaker 1: my partner? She goes for those level of questions. Yes,
Speaker 1: so everything, So all of her life decisions are run
Speaker 1: by telegram.
Speaker 2: So she's got a level of controlling that she's setting
Speaker 2: the questions.
Speaker 1: They can also set questions, they can set poles. Okay,
Speaker 1: she has done so well out of doing this since
Speaker 1: twenty twenty two. Right, she is now one of the
Speaker 1: top selling people on OnlyFans. Right, she is in the
Speaker 1: top half off a percent of people and Only Fans
Speaker 1: making money because she has relinquished all control over all life.
Speaker 1: How how happy is she? Very happy? Because she's admitted
Speaker 1: so she said that you know, she won't do anything
Speaker 1: that puts her in danger, anything hateful, or anything that
Speaker 1: causes harm. Okay, So there are criter it's very much.
Speaker 1: That's pretty much it. Okay. Everyone makes decisions for her.
Speaker 1: They put up questions should she do this or the other?
Speaker 1: And how many are we talking? Because there's so many
Speaker 1: choices you make in a day, any choices. So as
Speaker 1: soon as she comes across the choice, it's posted questioned.
Speaker 1: Pretty much. If it's not an immediate requirement for a choice,
Speaker 1: So do I cross the road now or not? She
Speaker 1: makes that decision, okay, right, so yeah, but things like
Speaker 1: deciding to break up with a partner. That's a bit
Speaker 1: cruel on the partner, isn't it. Why if the question
Speaker 1: was posed, should I break up with my partner? Yes
Speaker 1: or no? And everyone said yes, Well I don't. I
Speaker 1: don't know.
Speaker 2: I've not really had a relationship, but yeah, I can imagine.
Speaker 1: Okay, I give you a hint. If you're thinking about
Speaker 1: ending the relationship, it's probably ending. Yeah, she's given up
Speaker 1: all responsibility pretty much of all of her big life decisions.
Speaker 1: She's quite a job because of the poll, right, well,
Speaker 1: an internship, but she's happy because she's making a lot
Speaker 1: of money. And she said that she's making a lot
Speaker 1: of friends and sharing a lot of experiences with people.
Speaker 1: Mm hmm, because she doesn't feel disconnected from these people.
Speaker 1: They're living her experiences because they're having an input into
Speaker 1: her life and then watching the outcome. It's like a
Speaker 1: conscious Truman show. It's like it's Morkin's big brother. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you've got people that are making a decision about what's
Speaker 1: going in your life and then watching and paying for it.
Speaker 1: But yeah, she said that it's not going to all forever,
Speaker 1: but for now she's happy doing it.
Speaker 2: Well, all power to us, or she's happened, and she's
Speaker 2: got those criteria about not being hateful and hurting any
Speaker 2: your wordy or don't ey think that's going to be
Speaker 2: her self harm?
Speaker 1: Then fill your boots. Did Yeah, But we'll move on
Speaker 1: a little bit now to one of your favorite train activities,
Speaker 1: and that's porn hub.
Speaker 2: I do not watch porn on the train. Again, I
Speaker 2: do not watch porn on the train. I do occasionally
Speaker 2: open an application on my tablet and find that porn
Speaker 2: is suddenly playing and switch off very very quickly.
Speaker 1: Do you see the porn?
Speaker 2: No, well enough to recognize that it is what it
Speaker 2: is and then turn it off. Therefore, you have watched
Speaker 2: watching on the train. I didn't say you're watching a
Speaker 2: lot of porn. I did say you're wanking to porn.
Speaker 2: I said you watched porn. You will seen it. Move
Speaker 2: you've watched porn on a train. Dirty, dirty old man.
Speaker 1: Anyway, porn hubber released. There're twenty twenty four statistics of
Speaker 1: what people search for.
Speaker 2: Oh well, is this going to impress me more than
Speaker 2: the grinder statistics impressed Lee?
Speaker 1: Yes, because you're featured in this one. What so in Alabama,
Speaker 1: most people say the top hit was for cute twink. Oh, okay,
Speaker 1: I see why I'm related. Alaska was nipple sucking, okay,
Speaker 1: Arizona was riding dildo's. Florida was feet worship. Florida man caught.
Speaker 1: Hawaii was real crushing. What's real crushing? So someone stepping
Speaker 1: on the bollocks and not pretending? Oh no, no no
Speaker 1: no no no, no, no, no no no. Indiana was
Speaker 1: underwater sex okay, okay. Maine was hairy mature, so that's
Speaker 1: why I thought of you. And Oregon was hard pigs.
Speaker 1: So still with the mist theme there. I know that's
Speaker 1: upsetting almost as much as Tennessee when they were searching
Speaker 1: for Grandpa jerking. No no, no, no no no, hard
Speaker 1: pigs was Oregon? Not me? Im? Why want dirty old man?
Speaker 3: Laugh?
Speaker 1: We get a tissue? Please, well, duster, I really do
Speaker 1: not know why I come here for this abuse, because
Speaker 1: it's cheaper than where you normally pay for it. New
Speaker 1: York was like muscle bottom people looking for Yeah. Idaho
Speaker 1: was romance, ah as in bromance turns to porn, not
Speaker 1: romance as in going, hey, bud, well.
Speaker 2: You know what leads you into from the fantasy can
Speaker 2: be pure and romantic.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they fist bump, but not using each other's fists
Speaker 1: fist pump.
Speaker 2: I think that's cute and very interesting, especially especially the
Speaker 2: nipple sunking in Alaska?
Speaker 1: Was it? I think it was Alaska? But if, like mister,
Speaker 1: you've suddenly gone, oh, I need to pornhub, you can
Speaker 1: always share that with us at the could TV on
Speaker 1: social media. That brings as nicely to our story of
Speaker 1: the week. Now, this one is definitely for you. Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: how's your diet improving? Good? Are you getting enough fiber? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I am, yes, good. Plenty of water? I am about
Speaker 1: three liters a day. Well not today, you've not. The
Speaker 1: reason why I ask is because new research has come
Speaker 1: out about the number of times you should be wiping
Speaker 1: after you've booped. M what's your number?
Speaker 2: Depending on how diet's been very varied, low end, top end,
Speaker 2: A couple of what end?
Speaker 1: It's four? Yeah, okay, far too many? Toilet roll a
Speaker 1: third of a toilet roll, two flushes job before yeah, okay, right,
Speaker 1: that's when I that that that end of the range
Speaker 1: was when I'm like, I need to address this. Yes,
Speaker 1: you definitely, because you should be wiping no more than
Speaker 1: three times, according to research, because what that does if
Speaker 1: you do wipe mon three times, you impacted by something
Speaker 1: called fecal smearing, and that's basically where you leave poop
Speaker 1: around your bum hoole okay, because paper is dry and
Speaker 1: it's taking on the moisture away and you just end up. Well,
Speaker 1: this is the argument for the B day. Really, isn't
Speaker 1: it the day? B day? The day anyway? You should
Speaker 1: be doing pelvic floor exercises. I do do those? Do you?
Speaker 1: What method do you use for pelt floor exercises?
Speaker 2: Your key eagles and the rocking back and forth, Well,
Speaker 2: mainly just to loose on my.
Speaker 1: Hips, Okay, to use the waterfall method. The waterfall method, yeah, oh,
Speaker 1: as in taking some in and then holding it and
Speaker 1: then it's douching. Yes, No, so pelvic floor exercise where
Speaker 1: you start at the top of your insides and flex
Speaker 1: your muscles and then move the way down.
Speaker 2: I don't think I've had that control there for a
Speaker 2: long long time.
Speaker 1: That still works further up.
Speaker 2: Might might have suffered more more very joyful damage in
Speaker 2: earlier years than I care to mention.
Speaker 1: You contract and release your muscles within okay, before you wipe,
Speaker 1: to make sure that you're empty because what a lot
Speaker 1: of the time people are doing is they're leaving stuff
Speaker 1: in there. When they're wiping, they're basically just fishing bits out,
Speaker 1: go for a little dig. It's just wiping and rubbing
Speaker 1: at that point. So it's like, remember happened playdo machines
Speaker 1: where you used to push down and a little star
Speaker 1: used to come out right, you could rub it off,
Speaker 1: but it'd leave a smear of play though behind. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's pretty much what's happening when you pup. You just
Speaker 1: need to make sure that you're you're fully evacuating because
Speaker 1: douching can be very bad for you. I do do
Speaker 1: Do you do it regularly or just do it when
Speaker 1: me regularly? I'll be careful because you'll disrupt your biome
Speaker 1: and I'll end up with ibs. You'll not just stick
Speaker 1: some yogurt up there. That's what I want to do,
Speaker 1: baby yogurt. M Have you never heard the phrase baby yogurts?
Speaker 1: Not from someone that's not in prison? No, But yeah,
Speaker 1: So you have to be careful with You've got health,
Speaker 1: that's all, and so making sure that you've got a
Speaker 1: good diet plenty fiber and doing the right way of
Speaker 1: exercising your inwards. Well make sure you have a healthier lifestyle.
Speaker 1: That's all from the bus this week.
Speaker 2: Well that's a lot of new information for me that's
Speaker 2: going to make me revisit some live choices.
Speaker 1: Thank you, Mike. You are welcome stick around because coming
Speaker 1: up next we have a game to play in that
Speaker 1: Game of the week, welcome back.
Speaker 2: And yes you're watching Chewing the Cud and we're going
Speaker 2: to play a little game. And this is for a
Speaker 2: man who really needs to get something in his gob,
Speaker 2: So off you pop, Mike.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but micro penises don't count day of the week.
Speaker 2: So now Mike has got himself ready and prepared for
Speaker 2: the Gobby Game Show where he will try and deliver
Speaker 2: some musical.
Speaker 1: Genius for me to guess what song that is? Are
Speaker 1: you ready give us a tune? Half half la la
Speaker 1: la la la la la. Uh? Would that be Axel
Speaker 1: f By? Isn't it by? Axel? It's the Beverly Hills,
Speaker 1: seemed to Hallow all. Maya I understood that lesson than
Speaker 1: Harrol Harold Harold Harold Hallow hu Faulkner flat flap flapper,
Speaker 1: flap flatter, h liar flattery. Maya our fucking give us
Speaker 1: another one, Mike, all right, that would be the Jurassic
Speaker 1: Park theme tune John Williams, isn't it. Aw's a dardo,
Speaker 1: So there's a Dardo. I don't know the name of
Speaker 1: the song, but it's through kill Bill. Uh huh.
Speaker 2: I don't know the name of the song, and I
Speaker 2: don't know who it's by, but I know it's all
Speaker 2: Rusty will Mayo, Will Rusty Mayo, Will Rusty will the
Speaker 2: fun lover O.
Speaker 1: Laa la around the world daft punk wanted Rick to
Speaker 1: get m that is is that like a mermaid having
Speaker 1: a wank all that the room? It sounded very pretty,
Speaker 1: but I know I could not identify. Hopefully you're doing
Speaker 1: better at home, but no, not not not got a
Speaker 1: clue on my friend hear Drop, well a Massive Attack.
Speaker 2: There are some people who used to live with me
Speaker 2: that know not to come into my room when Massive
Speaker 2: Attack or Porter's Head were playing because that was my
Speaker 2: go to sex playlist.
Speaker 1: So you don't recognize well.
Speaker 3: Massive Attack, tear Drop.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that kind of music was like very sexy time
Speaker 1: for me coming up to an angel. Oh mhmm. I
Speaker 1: had very sexy times in my uni years on your
Speaker 1: own every way else putting a massive attack.
Speaker 2: On for massive attack or porter's head if that's blaring
Speaker 2: loud to cover up any moony, groany noises.
Speaker 1: The problem was my room was next to the kitchen.
Speaker 1: Had to hold fast. Sorry, no, we just have to
Speaker 1: We just have to get the lyrics up of this song.
Speaker 1: They dropped, They drop on the fire, Fearless on my breath, night,
Speaker 1: night of matter, Dark flowers blossom, bareless on my breath,
Speaker 1: black flowers blood. It's really sexy. And it was a
Speaker 1: video of a baby being born. Well, we were watching
Speaker 1: the video. We're just listening to the sound. Anyway.
Speaker 2: Well, for all the sexy times I had, there were
Speaker 2: not many real.
Speaker 1: Customers, so that might be one of whom. Well ones exist, okay,
Speaker 1: math one? Oh wow Wow?
Speaker 2: No funk soul Brother that that that would be fat Boy,
Speaker 2: Slim Throngs, old brother.
Speaker 1: That works for If it has another name, I don't know.
Speaker 1: Huh Rockefeller Sank Yeah, I do know that. Let uh
Speaker 1: that would be Oh God, I remember their ruddy name.
Speaker 1: I know that song We'll get knocked down, but we
Speaker 1: get up again, you know ever gonna that keep me down?
Speaker 1: I can't remember the name of the band. I don't
Speaker 1: song either. No, I know it.
Speaker 2: I know I've danced along to it many many a time,
Speaker 2: but the actual day of the day with the band
Speaker 2: has gone out of my head.
Speaker 1: So there are people at home screaming at me. Now,
Speaker 1: Oh I'm one. That's it that one. I do apologize
Speaker 1: all I love.
Speaker 3: No more love?
Speaker 1: Oh you do quite well, thought I was looky looking
Speaker 1: at enjoying the performance. You could have kept going rapped up.
Speaker 1: It's Annie Lenox, no more I love you? That was
Speaker 1: another one of us sex song at about.
Speaker 3: Who alight.
Speaker 1: Best one? What that? Let my lap phone there? Oh?
Speaker 3: Man?
Speaker 1: Are that we are going for sexy times songs from
Speaker 1: a certain era, aren't we? Tony? Genuine? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Wow?
Speaker 1: One song a lot of frapp song. I don't know
Speaker 1: I heard that? That I when we?
Speaker 2: Oh, I'm sure I've had the blow drop in the
Speaker 2: back of an indie bars to jumper oneber.
Speaker 1: Sure that no one else was involved. Hennery wet and
Speaker 1: driver has got a lot to answer for. Right, that's one.
Speaker 3: As there.
Speaker 1: Why then I wrote heavy vert alum let for fillt fume.
Speaker 3: Mm hmmmmmm mm hmmmmmmm.
Speaker 1: It's a little bit more worried when you touched the
Speaker 1: ball out like that. Oh, oh, it's not a nice look,
Speaker 1: is it. It's not you know how all your lovers feel.
Speaker 1: Oh it's not a nice look. What what is our No,
Speaker 1: it's I've got a lovely arsehole. It's just covered in chips.
Speaker 1: Apparently I thought it was your faith. That's from meeting
Speaker 1: the other people who don't want the bottles properly, longman
Speaker 1: winding Road. Ye Oh, I'm presuming from the beautiful way
Speaker 1: you did it, is there a real young version? Huh?
Speaker 1: Nat King, Cole, Bill Collins, Carol Crow, Sheryl Crow. Wow way,
Speaker 1: or you're on record a fight then fails that f
Speaker 1: f rember where they're all they ram wire mantlder man
Speaker 1: who stuck a carrot.
Speaker 3: Of your army?
Speaker 2: Who he's getting over excited? I have no idea. You
Speaker 2: put your heart and soul in that performance. I felt
Speaker 2: the energy, but no, I don't have a bloody clue
Speaker 2: what it's called Madonna Ray of lt That was ray
Speaker 2: of light, right.
Speaker 1: I think we better get on with something else now,
Speaker 1: then stick around as next we get our feed on
Speaker 1: with Everybody loves Fanny. Welcome back to cheering the cud
Speaker 1: And now we go see what's occurring in the kitchen.
Speaker 1: As everybody loves Fanny. Everybody loves Fanny. No, I'm not.
Speaker 1: I'm not having it because they've said that. Miss it,
Speaker 1: says me. Partner's name's Jeffrow jeffro We, Fellows names Mark. Oh, Hello,
Speaker 1: how are you? I'm Fanny. Everybody loves me. How are
Speaker 1: you missed? I'm fine? And what a pleasure to meet you.
Speaker 1: I've heard so much about you. Yeah, I've heard a
Speaker 1: few things about you too. What have you got for
Speaker 1: us this week? Who's been talking about? Maybe I'm back?
Speaker 1: So this week we've got some lovely food for you. Okay,
Speaker 1: We've got something from the Natural Cookery Book, so not
Speaker 1: one of your own recipes. So we have something from
Speaker 1: the Natural Harvest Cookery Book by Paul Forte. All fute, Yes,
Speaker 1: I like to give it to friend Jackson's all right,
Speaker 1: all right. So what we're going to do is we're
Speaker 1: going to make a lovely filled pancake or crip ah.
Speaker 1: Do you love a nice crepe? Yes? I've heard you
Speaker 1: talk a lot of So what I'd like to do is,
Speaker 1: first of all, is I've given you I prepared some
Speaker 1: lovely crapes. Oh, lovely. Okay, we don't need those quite yet, okay. Okay,
Speaker 1: So what we're going to take your bowl and put
Speaker 1: your crapes to one side, okay, Okay. Our first thing,
Speaker 1: good thank you, thank you. I've made lots of effort,
Speaker 1: and I'll give you the recipe for those a little
Speaker 1: bit later, okay. And we're going to put our startings
Speaker 1: and fillings into it. Okay. So I've given you some
Speaker 1: fresh organic mask poney, which is the soft cream cheese,
Speaker 1: just with your spachula, with my what spechulape right, okay,
Speaker 1: so Nigella hasni, I have my speechela. We have our
Speaker 1: same thing. So the first thing is just break up
Speaker 1: the mask ponny Okay, okay, beat it off if you will, Okay,
Speaker 1: just so it's it's it's broken and loose, okay, a loose,
Speaker 1: cheesy white subst exactly. I thought you'd be used to that,
Speaker 1: especially because you're making it on your own. So do
Speaker 1: you cook off and missed? I do? I do like to.
Speaker 1: I liked I like to have friends around and cooked
Speaker 1: nice big meals marvelous. You think we've got friends. I
Speaker 1: do have friends. Lovely. You like free meals, which is
Speaker 1: why they ouse. No, I don't get to cook for
Speaker 1: people often. That's a shame, because I do believe that
Speaker 1: entertaining is what what is one of the life's little pleasures.
Speaker 1: Granny drink amy. Have you beaten? Have you beaten your
Speaker 1: cheese off? I have beaten my cheese off. Lovely. It's
Speaker 1: it's a crumbler texture than it was before. Okay, that's
Speaker 1: that's loveliness. Now what we want to do is want
Speaker 1: to sweeten this. Okay, So I've given you some some
Speaker 1: powdered sugar. Okay, I believe it's sugar. Okay. Best way
Speaker 1: of telling whether it's sugar or not is to just
Speaker 1: just have a little sniff. So just rub it on
Speaker 1: my gums. That's sugar. So pop your sugar in the
Speaker 1: whole lot about half okay, Well, I'm doing quite well
Speaker 1: on my waistlider. Are you really?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 1: How sweet you think? I have lost eleven pounds? You've
Speaker 1: lost eleven Well done you? Well, we're around of applause. Well,
Speaker 1: you know on a television personality? Now, oh you really? Yes,
Speaker 1: I need to present a certain look. You do present
Speaker 1: a certain look. I have had many people tell me
Speaker 1: that missed presents a certain look. So how are you
Speaker 1: getting so? Now? You your cheese should be a little
Speaker 1: bit creamy, And see it is a lot creamy. Added
Speaker 1: a powder to something you'd expected to get dry. I've
Speaker 1: dropped thigs, I'm making a mess. You've creamed cheese all
Speaker 1: over the floor. Don't worry. I know exactly how to
Speaker 1: get that out of the carpet. I'm sure you do
Speaker 1: probably eat it because it is cheese after all. So
Speaker 1: once you've done that, you've been talking to my cave,
Speaker 1: been talking to Mike. Do you know why, because we're
Speaker 1: the same person. The eight mat cheese. Now now that's no,
Speaker 1: You're gonna add the rest of your sugar because the
Speaker 1: rest of the sugar goes in. Now just add the
Speaker 1: rest of the sugar now, because you know what you
Speaker 1: deserve diabetes. You only live once unless you believe in reincarnation.
Speaker 1: So why not? Well this is even messier now, Oh
Speaker 1: yes it is. But what you'll find is that your
Speaker 1: cheese gets a little bit softer again. It does clever,
Speaker 1: that is it is. It's just like an I'm talking. Well,
Speaker 1: it was the first time for everything exactly is the
Speaker 1: first time you've met me? Remember httle that's been for
Speaker 1: a fag and I've got that ship. The last thing
Speaker 1: you need to do is because that's very sweet, well,
Speaker 1: let me let me just test it is. Okay, Now
Speaker 1: what with that so salted caramel we all know has
Speaker 1: a great little little kick to it because of the
Speaker 1: salt it adds too. Yes, yes, we're now going to
Speaker 1: use a natural, all natural ingredient, okay, perfectly organic to
Speaker 1: create a little bit of extra texture and salt in there. Okay,
Speaker 1: if you're looking at your cup, but you've got a
Speaker 1: little tupper wet tub. Okay, it's been extra ingredients, just
Speaker 1: keeping just keeping relaxed. And in what's this so here
Speaker 1: we have what is in every ingredient in this this
Speaker 1: little book, which is semen. This is cinnamon, No, not cinnamon,
Speaker 1: semen man juice boy batter. So we're going to add
Speaker 1: just a little bit two tea spoonlfuls of the of
Speaker 1: the semen too to the recipe and you just mix
Speaker 1: that in together and it creates a little bit of
Speaker 1: looser batter for you. I usually like to know the
Speaker 1: source of fighting. Now, how much did you just pop in?
Speaker 1: Because I said about tea two teaspoonfuls and I gave
Speaker 1: you four tablespoons in that oops could have a very
Speaker 1: coming mixture. Well did you did you give it a
Speaker 1: taste before you popped it in?
Speaker 2: I did taste it before I popped it in. I
Speaker 2: don't think I'm going to be tasting it after memories.
Speaker 1: Oh dear.
Speaker 2: My mom walked in on me having a wank once
Speaker 2: and she was so shocked she she just said to me,
Speaker 2: don't tell your father and walked straight out. One minute later,
Speaker 2: my father walks in, has exactly the same expression that
Speaker 2: says exactly the same thing.
Speaker 1: It walked straight out as well. What says don't tell
Speaker 1: your father? Well, yes, well that's how you found out
Speaker 1: you're adopted. So once you've, once you've mixed up your
Speaker 1: boy better, you want to add that to your pancakes.
Speaker 1: I've got it all over my hands. Sos is a
Speaker 1: lot whiter than mine. I added the correct amount of semen.
Speaker 1: Well I didn't know. It's supposed to be just a
Speaker 1: flavoring rather of a good source of protein. Okay, and
Speaker 1: I just what it does. Just read it out in
Speaker 1: the middle like this. So it's a little line. Okay,
Speaker 1: little line looks like a very big spear. Okay, yours
Speaker 1: looks like a rather distinct smear, which, if you were
Speaker 1: listening to Mike earlier, is maybe not the way to white.
Speaker 1: Oh no. And then so you just roll that up
Speaker 1: into a nice little little tube. Mm hmm. Okay to
Speaker 1: pop that out the way? Oh it's all sea pink
Speaker 1: hole little tube. It will sit through the holes if
Speaker 1: you're not careful. Okay, So you have to be gentle
Speaker 1: with it. And that's why I was very careful with
Speaker 1: the smearing. Have you been heavy handed? No, I've been
Speaker 1: gentler than you. Okay. And then you just give it
Speaker 1: a little nibble, okay, a little nibble. You went you?
Speaker 1: You went straight down on that. Hm hmm. That that
Speaker 1: was full throated. And you've got a roused, didn't you.
Speaker 1: It looks like you're advertising for something you do you.
Speaker 2: As well as well as being a culinary artiste and
Speaker 2: creating such beautiful concoctions, do you also maybe supplement your
Speaker 2: income using an OnlyFans account?
Speaker 1: I do sometimes get railed by a certain gentleman in
Speaker 1: a supermarket car park on a Thursday evening, but that's
Speaker 1: a hobby more than anything. M M, well, what what what? What? What?
Speaker 1: An interesting treaty. I might say that for later. Do
Speaker 1: you need to try it?
Speaker 2: As I said, I'm watching my weight, so I'll save
Speaker 2: that for later as a treat.
Speaker 1: Or someone telling to I do not come here for
Speaker 1: this bullshift from some wallabye. Oh oh well in for
Speaker 1: a penny? Mm hmmm, oh god, it's it's the end.
Speaker 1: You just tear that bit off, went near miss smeuth
Speaker 1: and somedthing it went limp. What does that to you,
Speaker 1: ladies and gentlemen? It is really seeping out the sides.
Speaker 1: Enjoy born tea? And does that taste delicious? It just
Speaker 1: changed quite nice? So so I know that someone may
Speaker 1: have whispered in you if the garages cornflower, there's a
Speaker 1: reason why Mike's not here trying it, just saying and
Speaker 1: if you want something delicious, Remember everybody loves Fanny. Everybody
Speaker 1: loves Fanny, So what did you think of the food?
Speaker 1: Surprisingly nice? I stuck off while we were filming that
Speaker 1: because I don't like Fanny. We've had a long history,
Speaker 1: had arguments, really really argument. It's similar personalities and the
Speaker 1: class shacked husband. What shacked husband? You shacked her husband?
Speaker 1: She's been bitter ever since. No, she just wasn't happy
Speaker 1: that I did not invite her. She waited to peg him.
Speaker 1: She could have watched. She could have, but she didn't.
Speaker 1: Never mind. But yeah, Well that's almost the end of
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Speaker 1: you for watching and we'll see you again soon. Bye bye.