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<v Speaker 1>You're watching Chewing the Cud with Miss Kinsman and Mike

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<v Speaker 1>Bennion Row.

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<v Speaker 2>And he said two can play at that game, so

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<v Speaker 2>I told him I'll call the RSPB. Oh, Hello, welcome

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<v Speaker 2>to Chewing the Cud. I'm miss Kinsman, and today I'm

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<v Speaker 2>joined by the ever vescent Mike Benyon Roe.

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<v Speaker 1>Hi. Hello, I'm not too bad. Full of cheese. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>so before before we started recording, I had some lovely

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<v Speaker 1>both for you. There were no labels, no labels. No. Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry, Mike, just oh I didn't no, no, no,

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<v Speaker 1>no movie issuous though, really what Jesus really nice? Selfish?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm so sorry. Now we get Now we get an apology.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh dear, anyway, what have you got for us today, Mike?

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<v Speaker 1>Today I have a story about things people search for

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<v Speaker 1>on websites on trains, and then we see what's cooking

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<v Speaker 1>in the kitchen with Everybody Loves Fanny. Oh we sure.

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<v Speaker 2>Anyway, we have a game that you can also play

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<v Speaker 1>Just look forward chewing the cud and as you can see,

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<v Speaker 1>names of people have reached out on social media going

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<v Speaker 2>But now, unfortunately we have missed in the showbiz. So

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<v Speaker 2>we have some lovely romantic news. Okay, do you know

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<v Speaker 2>of the musical star Ben Platt?

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<v Speaker 1>Now? Who is he? He's a star of musicals? What

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<v Speaker 1>I can't remember off the top of my head, loads

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<v Speaker 1>of music, trying to think of what the big one is.

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<v Speaker 2>Dear Evan Hanson Okay, yeah, yeah, who did you play

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<v Speaker 2>that Evan haunts?

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<v Speaker 1>Well?

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<v Speaker 2>If I remember the plot of the story, not really,

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<v Speaker 2>It's been a long time since I've watched it. Anyway,

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<v Speaker 2>they're very very good at musicals. They've married and Noah Galvin.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't actually know, to be fair, because I don't

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<v Speaker 2>really know very much about celebrity, So why I do

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<v Speaker 2>this segment?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know someone that you've seen in one thing

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<v Speaker 1>but can't which part he plays, has married to somebody

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<v Speaker 1>that you have no idea who it is.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah again again, some of my friends who are much

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<v Speaker 2>morefa with musicals will shoot me now. Thanks for exposed me.

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<v Speaker 1>But anyway, you've exposed yourself, and like in real life,

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<v Speaker 1>exposing yourself is a crime.

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<v Speaker 2>Look, it's two lovely rather well known gay people getting

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<v Speaker 2>married and then they've had a lovely wedding. Nice and

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<v Speaker 2>that's the story here, not my incompetence anyway, Both there

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<v Speaker 2>they are.

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<v Speaker 1>They look very happy. They do look like a happy couple,

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<v Speaker 1>don't they.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, in a chippy, So they've been together for about

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<v Speaker 2>four years A deep fact for own the back around there.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not too sure that's the salient point about the story.

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<v Speaker 1>It's something I recognize, at least these two. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>have a clue they are. And you can't describe them

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<v Speaker 1>to me and say one of them is in a musical.

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<v Speaker 1>You think you know, one of.

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<v Speaker 2>These days I will actually get through the show of

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<v Speaker 2>his notes without actual criticism or being picked parts.

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<v Speaker 1>So I doubt it.

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<v Speaker 2>Anyway, The story is they've been dating for about four years.

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<v Speaker 2>They got engaged in twenty twenty two, and they've had

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<v Speaker 2>a ceremony, and to be honest, it's quite sickening.

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<v Speaker 1>They've taken a set. They're taking a ceremony.

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<v Speaker 2>Wanted it to be like a big group hug okay,

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<v Speaker 2>which is very very nice. They were also surprised by

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<v Speaker 2>a musical number by their mothers. Nice doing a traditional

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<v Speaker 2>Jewish song, and yeah, that was a lovely element of it.

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<v Speaker 2>Platter said, we were overwhelmed with love, sweaty and sobbing

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<v Speaker 2>most of the time.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I'm not too.

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<v Speaker 2>Sure that's what you're to be doing is the part

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<v Speaker 2>of the wedding ceremony in front of your parents. The

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<v Speaker 2>pair didn't want to match in their suits, because when

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<v Speaker 2>you have two males in suits a wedding getting married,

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<v Speaker 2>that they can kind of look like cater waiters sometimes.

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<v Speaker 2>Well that's what these guys were worried about. They got

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<v Speaker 2>the stylist Jared Elner Jared Alna.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh okay, somebody does recognize. Okay.

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<v Speaker 2>Anyway, they designed their looks for the day, dressing Galvin

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<v Speaker 2>in a nineteen fifties inspired French workwear look and Platt

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<v Speaker 2>in a seventy style cream suit.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, their special date. As long as they're happy, that's

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<v Speaker 1>all that matters. Well, I'm having problems visualizing.

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<v Speaker 2>They say they were overwhelmed with love and that they

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<v Speaker 2>were happy just to keep hanging out forever.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh that's cute until the divorce. Well, let's move on. Then.

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<v Speaker 2>This is also quite a short story really, but one

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<v Speaker 2>I know that you'll be quite sad about.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, thing you is dead. Oh it might be worse.

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<v Speaker 1>Nothing's worse than Pingo da Pingu day and it's fast

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<v Speaker 1>the scene.

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<v Speaker 2>Did you see the Pingo Thing movie? Now, it's absolutely brilliant.

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<v Speaker 2>Go and have a look on YouTube. It's basically the Thing,

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<v Speaker 2>which is a really classic horror movie done with pingu. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>it's amazing anyway, So remember on the show we have

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<v Speaker 2>talked before, got rather excited about a show by Neil

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<v Speaker 2>Gayman called Dead Boy Detectives and we very much enjoyed it.

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<v Speaker 2>You watched it before I did and got very excited

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<v Speaker 2>about the captain King. King is hot and I really

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<v Speaker 2>enjoyed the show. There was lots about it to enjoy.

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<v Speaker 1>But unfortunately it has been canceled. There is going to

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<v Speaker 1>be season two. I can believe it because apart from

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<v Speaker 1>the pretty boys in it, the plot was a bit thin. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>I quite liked it.

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<v Speaker 2>I very much enjoyed it, and I thought there was

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<v Speaker 2>much scope there for doing more with it.

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<v Speaker 1>There was a lot of scope for doing more with it,

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<v Speaker 1>and I think if they did half the episodes it

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<v Speaker 1>would have been much better. Well it was only about

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<v Speaker 1>eight episodes long anyway. Yeah, the story was that thin.

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<v Speaker 1>It was very much a case of going, look, these

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<v Speaker 1>are two dead guys that are slightly gay, enjoying themselves.

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<v Speaker 1>Bit of seduction, bitslation. There was a bit of a

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<v Speaker 1>will they won't they kind of drags artists like. There

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<v Speaker 1>was bits missing and the storyline was a bit thin,

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<v Speaker 1>so I can see why it was canceled. I'm upset

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<v Speaker 1>by that.

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<v Speaker 2>I thought it had room to go. I've certainly seen

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<v Speaker 2>things that are thinner carry on for longer. Yeah, I know,

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<v Speaker 2>but we don't talk about those people.

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<v Speaker 1>Next story. Do you remember the musical artist Sarde Chade, Well, yes,

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<v Speaker 1>if you want to pronounce it correctly, I do. I

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<v Speaker 1>am aware of Chardot's work.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, so she was pretty big late eighties, early nineties,

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<v Speaker 2>shall we say, renowned for being quite a smooth opperata.

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<v Speaker 1>M, that is one of the big hits. Well done.

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<v Speaker 2>I have researched that one. Your Love is King being

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<v Speaker 2>a good one and no ordinary love being another one.

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<v Speaker 2>They were the ones I could remember playing on an

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<v Speaker 2>album a long long time ago in my early teenage years,

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<v Speaker 2>hoping over some boy.

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<v Speaker 1>What when did those songs come out in in the

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<v Speaker 1>early nineties, early nineties, Yes, teenageers. That makes sure we

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<v Speaker 1>were forty. You can listen to music that's before you.

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<v Speaker 2>Were born if you're a teenager in the early nineties.

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't say that I was listening to them in

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<v Speaker 2>the early nineties. They were made in the early nineties.

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<v Speaker 2>I could have listened to them in the early parts

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<v Speaker 2>of this century when I was a teenager hoping over boys.

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<v Speaker 1>I will make this live work anyway. There she is.

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<v Speaker 2>So British singer songwriter. She like a lot of big

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<v Speaker 2>impact when first came out, a little bit quieter recently

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<v Speaker 2>though technically has kind of released things over a period

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<v Speaker 2>over the time period until like maybe about five years ago,

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<v Speaker 2>and they haven't.

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<v Speaker 1>Really done anything since.

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<v Speaker 2>So they've been coaxed out of retirement, well not retirement,

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<v Speaker 2>but they've been quiet for about five years and they've

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<v Speaker 2>been coaxed out to do a new song for this

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<v Speaker 2>compilation album that is all to support their trend son

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<v Speaker 2>Okay cool, and it's for this whole album that's got

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<v Speaker 2>lots of trans artists. It's the track itself is titled

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<v Speaker 2>Young Lion and it's basically to contribute to this album

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<v Speaker 2>called Transa and it's about uplifting trans and non binary artists.

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<v Speaker 2>Scheduled for reas about twenty second of November, So if

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<v Speaker 2>you're waiting for that, come out. And it's the brainchild

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<v Speaker 2>of dust read an artist messee Ma Belle, who began

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<v Speaker 2>compiling the album round about twenty twenty one.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, cool.

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<v Speaker 2>There's other artists on there as well, Sam Smith, Andre

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<v Speaker 2>three thousands, I've load of them in ages and Jeff Tweedy.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh cool. That sounds like a good album. I think

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<v Speaker 1>I might have to download that on my Apple I

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<v Speaker 1>music thing and other services are available. Yeah, and that's

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<v Speaker 1>the end of the shows this week. Yes, thank you.

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<v Speaker 1>It's always nice to know that we've gone from someone

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<v Speaker 1>I've never heard of and you can't think of, to

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<v Speaker 1>someone that we both recognize. Well, you know, this whole

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<v Speaker 1>segment's about celebrities. Anyway, you are welcome. Stick around as

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<v Speaker 1>next as Mike in the buzz you're watching Cheering the

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<v Speaker 1>Card with Mister and Mike. And now we go into

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<v Speaker 1>the deeper parts of the Internet. As it's Mike in

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<v Speaker 1>the buzz Are you allowed to make your own choices?

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<v Speaker 2>Well, there's a quite deep philosophical question there, but I believe.

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<v Speaker 1>So, okay, it's not deep philosophical. This is chewing the

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<v Speaker 1>could anyway. This's a story about a lady called Lorrie Favre.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't know whether that right, Probably haven't. It's a French name.

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<v Speaker 1>But she has given up all control over her life

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<v Speaker 1>to people on the Internet. Oh no, my use of telegram? Telegram,

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<v Speaker 1>So she's on OnlyFans and she puts poles out on

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<v Speaker 1>Telegram to say, if she's got access to the Internet,

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<v Speaker 1>why does she need to use a telegram the application telegram?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh oh oh, sorry, boomer, modern technology, modern technology. She

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<v Speaker 1>was going down did did it? Services? Famuly turned off

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<v Speaker 1>in two thousand and one, two thousand eleven. Second, So

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<v Speaker 1>she uses the app telegram to poll her subscribers right,

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<v Speaker 1>and even asked them what they wanted to do. So

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<v Speaker 1>some of the decisions she has made, do I have

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<v Speaker 1>this for lunch? Right? Lunch right? Simple decisions? Should I

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<v Speaker 1>read my life savings at a casino? Should I dump

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<v Speaker 1>my partner? She goes for those level of questions. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>so everything, So all of her life decisions are run

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<v Speaker 1>by telegram.

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<v Speaker 2>So she's got a level of controlling that she's setting

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<v Speaker 2>the questions.

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<v Speaker 1>They can also set questions, they can set poles. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>she has done so well out of doing this since

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<v Speaker 1>twenty twenty two. Right, she is now one of the

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<v Speaker 1>top selling people on OnlyFans. Right, she is in the

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<v Speaker 1>top half off a percent of people and Only Fans

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<v Speaker 1>making money because she has relinquished all control over all life.

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<v Speaker 1>How how happy is she? Very happy? Because she's admitted

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<v Speaker 1>so she said that you know, she won't do anything

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<v Speaker 1>that puts her in danger, anything hateful, or anything that

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<v Speaker 1>causes harm. Okay, So there are criter it's very much.

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<v Speaker 1>That's pretty much it. Okay. Everyone makes decisions for her.

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<v Speaker 1>Then fill your boots. Did Yeah, But we'll move on

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<v Speaker 1>a little bit now to one of your favorite train activities,

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<v Speaker 2>No, well enough to recognize that it is what it

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<v Speaker 2>I said you watched porn. You will seen it. Move

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<v Speaker 2>you've watched porn on a train. Dirty, dirty old man.

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<v Speaker 1>Anyway, porn hubber released. There're twenty twenty four statistics of

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<v Speaker 2>Oh well, is this going to impress me more than

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, because you're featured in this one. What so in Alabama,

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<v Speaker 1>I see why I'm related. Alaska was nipple sucking, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>Arizona was riding dildo's. Florida was feet worship. Florida man caught.

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<v Speaker 1>Hawaii was real crushing. What's real crushing? So someone stepping

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, they fist bump, but not using each other's fists

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<v Speaker 2>I think that's cute and very interesting, especially especially the

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<v Speaker 2>nipple sunking in Alaska?

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<v Speaker 1>Was it? I think it was Alaska? But if, like mister,

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<v Speaker 1>always share that with us at the could TV on

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<v Speaker 1>social media. That brings as nicely to our story of

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<v Speaker 1>the week. Now, this one is definitely for you. Okay, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>how's your diet improving? Good? Are you getting enough fiber? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>I am, yes, good. Plenty of water? I am about

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<v Speaker 1>three liters a day. Well not today, you've not. The

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<v Speaker 1>reason why I ask is because new research has come

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<v Speaker 1>out about the number of times you should be wiping

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<v Speaker 1>after you've booped. M what's your number?

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<v Speaker 1>It's four? Yeah, okay, far too many? Toilet roll a

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<v Speaker 1>third of a toilet roll, two flushes job before yeah, okay, right,

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<v Speaker 1>that's when I that that that end of the range

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<v Speaker 1>was when I'm like, I need to address this. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>you definitely, because you should be wiping no more than

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<v Speaker 1>three times, according to research, because what that does if

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<v Speaker 1>you do wipe mon three times, you impacted by something

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<v Speaker 1>called fecal smearing, and that's basically where you leave poop

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<v Speaker 1>it's taking on the moisture away and you just end up. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>this is the argument for the B day. Really, isn't

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<v Speaker 1>it the day? B day? The day anyway? You should

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<v Speaker 1>be doing pelvic floor exercises. I do do those? Do you?

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<v Speaker 1>What method do you use for pelt floor exercises?

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<v Speaker 2>mainly just to loose on my.

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<v Speaker 1>Hips, Okay, to use the waterfall method. The waterfall method, yeah, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>as in taking some in and then holding it and

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<v Speaker 1>then it's douching. Yes, No, so pelvic floor exercise where

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<v Speaker 1>you start at the top of your insides and flex

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<v Speaker 2>I don't think I've had that control there for a

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<v Speaker 1>That still works further up.

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<v Speaker 2>Might might have suffered more more very joyful damage in

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<v Speaker 1>You contract and release your muscles within okay, before you wipe,

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<v Speaker 1>to make sure that you're empty because what a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of the time people are doing is they're leaving stuff

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<v Speaker 1>in there. When they're wiping, they're basically just fishing bits out,

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<v Speaker 1>go for a little dig. It's just wiping and rubbing

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<v Speaker 1>at that point. So it's like, remember happened playdo machines

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<v Speaker 1>where you used to push down and a little star

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<v Speaker 1>used to come out right, you could rub it off,

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<v Speaker 1>but it'd leave a smear of play though behind. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that's pretty much what's happening when you pup. You just

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<v Speaker 1>need to make sure that you're you're fully evacuating because

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<v Speaker 1>douching can be very bad for you. I do do

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<v Speaker 1>Do you do it regularly or just do it when

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<v Speaker 1>me regularly? I'll be careful because you'll disrupt your biome

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<v Speaker 1>and I'll end up with ibs. You'll not just stick

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<v Speaker 1>some yogurt up there. That's what I want to do,

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<v Speaker 1>baby yogurt. M Have you never heard the phrase baby yogurts?

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<v Speaker 1>Not from someone that's not in prison? No, But yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>So you have to be careful with You've got health,

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<v Speaker 1>that's all, and so making sure that you've got a

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<v Speaker 1>good diet plenty fiber and doing the right way of

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<v Speaker 1>exercising your inwards. Well make sure you have a healthier lifestyle.

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<v Speaker 1>That's all from the bus this week.

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<v Speaker 2>Well that's a lot of new information for me that's

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<v Speaker 2>going to make me revisit some live choices.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you, Mike. You are welcome stick around because coming

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<v Speaker 1>up next we have a game to play in that

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<v Speaker 1>Game of the week, welcome back.

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<v Speaker 2>And yes you're watching Chewing the Cud and we're going

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<v Speaker 2>to play a little game. And this is for a

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<v Speaker 2>man who really needs to get something in his gob,

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<v Speaker 2>So off you pop, Mike.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but micro penises don't count day of the week.

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<v Speaker 2>So now Mike has got himself ready and prepared for

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<v Speaker 2>the Gobby Game Show where he will try and deliver

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<v Speaker 2>some musical.

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<v Speaker 1>Genius for me to guess what song that is? Are

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<v Speaker 1>you ready give us a tune? Half half la la

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<v Speaker 1>la la la la la. Uh? Would that be Axel

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<v Speaker 1>f By? Isn't it by? Axel? It's the Beverly Hills,

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<v Speaker 1>seemed to Hallow all. Maya I understood that lesson than

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<v Speaker 1>another one, Mike, all right, that would be the Jurassic

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<v Speaker 1>Park theme tune John Williams, isn't it. Aw's a dardo,

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<v Speaker 1>So there's a Dardo. I don't know the name of

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<v Speaker 1>the song, but it's through kill Bill. Uh huh.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know the name of the song, and I

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<v Speaker 2>don't know who it's by, but I know it's all

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<v Speaker 2>Rusty will Mayo, Will Rusty Mayo, Will Rusty will the

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<v Speaker 1>Laa la around the world daft punk wanted Rick to

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<v Speaker 1>get m that is is that like a mermaid having

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<v Speaker 1>a wank all that the room? It sounded very pretty,

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<v Speaker 1>but I know I could not identify. Hopefully you're doing

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<v Speaker 1>better at home, but no, not not not got a

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<v Speaker 1>clue on my friend hear Drop, well a Massive Attack.

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<v Speaker 2>There are some people who used to live with me

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<v Speaker 2>that know not to come into my room when Massive

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<v Speaker 2>Attack or Porter's Head were playing because that was my

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<v Speaker 1>So you don't recognize well.

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<v Speaker 3>Massive Attack, tear Drop.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that kind of music was like very sexy time

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<v Speaker 1>for me coming up to an angel. Oh mhmm. I

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<v Speaker 1>had very sexy times in my uni years on your

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<v Speaker 1>own every way else putting a massive attack.

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<v Speaker 2>On for massive attack or porter's head if that's blaring

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<v Speaker 2>loud to cover up any moony, groany noises.

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<v Speaker 1>The problem was my room was next to the kitchen.

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<v Speaker 1>Had to hold fast. Sorry, no, we just have to

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<v Speaker 1>We just have to get the lyrics up of this song.

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<v Speaker 1>They dropped, They drop on the fire, Fearless on my breath, night,

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<v Speaker 1>night of matter, Dark flowers blossom, bareless on my breath,

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<v Speaker 1>black flowers blood. It's really sexy. And it was a

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<v Speaker 1>video of a baby being born. Well, we were watching

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<v Speaker 1>the video. We're just listening to the sound. Anyway.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, for all the sexy times I had, there were

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<v Speaker 2>not many real.

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<v Speaker 1>Customers, so that might be one of whom. Well ones exist, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>math one? Oh wow Wow?

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<v Speaker 2>No funk soul Brother that that that would be fat Boy,

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<v Speaker 2>Slim Throngs, old brother.

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<v Speaker 1>That works for If it has another name, I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>that would be Oh God, I remember their ruddy name.

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<v Speaker 1>I know that song We'll get knocked down, but we

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<v Speaker 1>get up again, you know ever gonna that keep me down?

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<v Speaker 1>I can't remember the name of the band. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>song either. No, I know it.

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<v Speaker 2>I know I've danced along to it many many a time,

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<v Speaker 2>but the actual day of the day with the band

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<v Speaker 2>has gone out of my head.

420
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<v Speaker 1>So there are people at home screaming at me. Now,

421
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<v Speaker 1>Oh I'm one. That's it that one. I do apologize

422
00:28:25.160 --> 00:28:26.680
<v Speaker 1>all I love.

423
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<v Speaker 3>No more love?

424
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<v Speaker 1>Oh you do quite well, thought I was looky looking

425
00:28:47.079 --> 00:28:50.680
<v Speaker 1>at enjoying the performance. You could have kept going rapped up.

426
00:28:52.000 --> 00:28:59.240
<v Speaker 1>It's Annie Lenox, no more I love you? That was

427
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<v Speaker 1>another one of us sex song at about.

428
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<v Speaker 3>Who alight.

429
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<v Speaker 1>Best one? What that? Let my lap phone there? Oh?

430
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<v Speaker 3>Man?

431
00:29:33.240 --> 00:29:36.519
<v Speaker 1>Are that we are going for sexy times songs from

432
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<v Speaker 1>a certain era, aren't we? Tony? Genuine? Yeah?

433
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<v Speaker 3>Wow?

434
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<v Speaker 1>One song a lot of frapp song. I don't know

435
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<v Speaker 1>I heard that? That I when we?

436
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<v Speaker 2>Oh, I'm sure I've had the blow drop in the

437
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<v Speaker 2>back of an indie bars to jumper oneber.

438
00:30:06.079 --> 00:30:11.960
<v Speaker 1>Sure that no one else was involved. Hennery wet and

439
00:30:12.000 --> 00:30:16.480
<v Speaker 1>driver has got a lot to answer for. Right, that's one.

440
00:30:19.119 --> 00:30:19.799
<v Speaker 3>As there.

441
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<v Speaker 1>Why then I wrote heavy vert alum let for fillt fume.

442
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<v Speaker 3>Mm hmmmmmm mm hmmmmmmm.

443
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<v Speaker 1>It's a little bit more worried when you touched the

444
00:30:40.599 --> 00:30:49.039
<v Speaker 1>ball out like that. Oh, oh, it's not a nice look,

445
00:30:49.200 --> 00:30:52.720
<v Speaker 1>is it. It's not you know how all your lovers feel.

446
00:30:54.200 --> 00:30:56.640
<v Speaker 1>Oh it's not a nice look. What what is our No,

447
00:30:56.759 --> 00:31:02.839
<v Speaker 1>it's I've got a lovely arsehole. It's just covered in chips.

448
00:31:02.839 --> 00:31:09.759
<v Speaker 1>Apparently I thought it was your faith. That's from meeting

449
00:31:09.799 --> 00:31:14.400
<v Speaker 1>the other people who don't want the bottles properly, longman

450
00:31:14.440 --> 00:31:20.319
<v Speaker 1>winding Road. Ye Oh, I'm presuming from the beautiful way

451
00:31:20.359 --> 00:31:24.759
<v Speaker 1>you did it, is there a real young version? Huh?

452
00:31:26.640 --> 00:31:42.359
<v Speaker 1>Nat King, Cole, Bill Collins, Carol Crow, Sheryl Crow. Wow way,

453
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<v Speaker 1>or you're on record a fight then fails that f

454
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<v Speaker 1>f rember where they're all they ram wire mantlder man

455
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<v Speaker 1>who stuck a carrot.

456
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<v Speaker 3>Of your army?

457
00:32:12.440 --> 00:32:21.640
<v Speaker 2>Who he's getting over excited? I have no idea. You

458
00:32:21.759 --> 00:32:25.039
<v Speaker 2>put your heart and soul in that performance. I felt

459
00:32:25.079 --> 00:32:28.759
<v Speaker 2>the energy, but no, I don't have a bloody clue

460
00:32:28.799 --> 00:32:35.079
<v Speaker 2>what it's called Madonna Ray of lt That was ray

461
00:32:35.160 --> 00:32:38.200
<v Speaker 2>of light, right.

462
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<v Speaker 1>I think we better get on with something else now,

463
00:32:40.119 --> 00:32:42.559
<v Speaker 1>then stick around as next we get our feed on

464
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<v Speaker 1>with Everybody loves Fanny. Welcome back to cheering the cud

465
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<v Speaker 1>And now we go see what's occurring in the kitchen.

466
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<v Speaker 1>As everybody loves Fanny. Everybody loves Fanny. No, I'm not.

467
00:33:05.240 --> 00:33:07.599
<v Speaker 1>I'm not having it because they've said that. Miss it,

468
00:33:07.680 --> 00:33:12.680
<v Speaker 1>says me. Partner's name's Jeffrow jeffro We, Fellows names Mark. Oh, Hello,

469
00:33:13.279 --> 00:33:16.359
<v Speaker 1>how are you? I'm Fanny. Everybody loves me. How are

470
00:33:16.440 --> 00:33:20.079
<v Speaker 1>you missed? I'm fine? And what a pleasure to meet you.

471
00:33:21.400 --> 00:33:24.039
<v Speaker 1>I've heard so much about you. Yeah, I've heard a

472
00:33:24.079 --> 00:33:27.839
<v Speaker 1>few things about you too. What have you got for

473
00:33:28.079 --> 00:33:30.799
<v Speaker 1>us this week? Who's been talking about? Maybe I'm back?

474
00:33:32.559 --> 00:33:35.920
<v Speaker 1>So this week we've got some lovely food for you. Okay,

475
00:33:37.000 --> 00:33:40.559
<v Speaker 1>We've got something from the Natural Cookery Book, so not

476
00:33:40.680 --> 00:33:42.960
<v Speaker 1>one of your own recipes. So we have something from

477
00:33:43.000 --> 00:33:48.200
<v Speaker 1>the Natural Harvest Cookery Book by Paul Forte. All fute, Yes,

478
00:33:48.480 --> 00:33:51.319
<v Speaker 1>I like to give it to friend Jackson's all right,

479
00:33:51.400 --> 00:33:53.720
<v Speaker 1>all right. So what we're going to do is we're

480
00:33:53.720 --> 00:33:56.839
<v Speaker 1>going to make a lovely filled pancake or crip ah.

481
00:33:57.279 --> 00:33:59.279
<v Speaker 1>Do you love a nice crepe? Yes? I've heard you

482
00:33:59.359 --> 00:34:03.319
<v Speaker 1>talk a lot of So what I'd like to do is,

483
00:34:03.359 --> 00:34:06.000
<v Speaker 1>first of all, is I've given you I prepared some

484
00:34:06.160 --> 00:34:10.599
<v Speaker 1>lovely crapes. Oh, lovely. Okay, we don't need those quite yet, okay. Okay,

485
00:34:10.960 --> 00:34:13.360
<v Speaker 1>So what we're going to take your bowl and put

486
00:34:13.400 --> 00:34:17.599
<v Speaker 1>your crapes to one side, okay, Okay. Our first thing,

487
00:34:18.480 --> 00:34:21.119
<v Speaker 1>good thank you, thank you. I've made lots of effort,

488
00:34:21.159 --> 00:34:22.800
<v Speaker 1>and I'll give you the recipe for those a little

489
00:34:22.840 --> 00:34:27.280
<v Speaker 1>bit later, okay. And we're going to put our startings

490
00:34:27.320 --> 00:34:29.639
<v Speaker 1>and fillings into it. Okay. So I've given you some

491
00:34:30.239 --> 00:34:35.440
<v Speaker 1>fresh organic mask poney, which is the soft cream cheese,

492
00:34:35.559 --> 00:34:41.400
<v Speaker 1>just with your spachula, with my what spechulape right, okay,

493
00:34:42.159 --> 00:34:47.280
<v Speaker 1>so Nigella hasni, I have my speechela. We have our

494
00:34:47.320 --> 00:34:49.639
<v Speaker 1>same thing. So the first thing is just break up

495
00:34:49.719 --> 00:34:53.920
<v Speaker 1>the mask ponny Okay, okay, beat it off if you will, Okay,

496
00:34:54.440 --> 00:34:58.840
<v Speaker 1>just so it's it's it's broken and loose, okay, a loose,

497
00:34:58.960 --> 00:35:01.679
<v Speaker 1>cheesy white subst exactly. I thought you'd be used to that,

498
00:35:02.239 --> 00:35:06.159
<v Speaker 1>especially because you're making it on your own. So do

499
00:35:06.199 --> 00:35:08.800
<v Speaker 1>you cook off and missed? I do? I do like to.

500
00:35:09.000 --> 00:35:11.000
<v Speaker 1>I liked I like to have friends around and cooked

501
00:35:11.079 --> 00:35:14.519
<v Speaker 1>nice big meals marvelous. You think we've got friends. I

502
00:35:14.679 --> 00:35:18.159
<v Speaker 1>do have friends. Lovely. You like free meals, which is

503
00:35:18.199 --> 00:35:23.360
<v Speaker 1>why they ouse. No, I don't get to cook for

504
00:35:23.440 --> 00:35:27.239
<v Speaker 1>people often. That's a shame, because I do believe that

505
00:35:27.639 --> 00:35:30.599
<v Speaker 1>entertaining is what what is one of the life's little pleasures.

506
00:35:31.320 --> 00:35:36.400
<v Speaker 1>Granny drink amy. Have you beaten? Have you beaten your

507
00:35:36.480 --> 00:35:39.159
<v Speaker 1>cheese off? I have beaten my cheese off. Lovely. It's

508
00:35:39.320 --> 00:35:42.880
<v Speaker 1>it's a crumbler texture than it was before. Okay, that's

509
00:35:42.920 --> 00:35:44.599
<v Speaker 1>that's loveliness. Now what we want to do is want

510
00:35:44.639 --> 00:35:48.440
<v Speaker 1>to sweeten this. Okay, So I've given you some some

511
00:35:48.639 --> 00:35:53.119
<v Speaker 1>powdered sugar. Okay, I believe it's sugar. Okay. Best way

512
00:35:53.119 --> 00:35:54.880
<v Speaker 1>of telling whether it's sugar or not is to just

513
00:35:55.079 --> 00:35:57.639
<v Speaker 1>just have a little sniff. So just rub it on

514
00:35:57.719 --> 00:36:01.880
<v Speaker 1>my gums. That's sugar. So pop your sugar in the

515
00:36:01.960 --> 00:36:06.000
<v Speaker 1>whole lot about half okay, Well, I'm doing quite well

516
00:36:06.039 --> 00:36:07.440
<v Speaker 1>on my waistlider. Are you really?

517
00:36:08.079 --> 00:36:08.239
<v Speaker 3>Oh?

518
00:36:08.480 --> 00:36:12.880
<v Speaker 1>How sweet you think? I have lost eleven pounds? You've

519
00:36:12.960 --> 00:36:18.679
<v Speaker 1>lost eleven Well done you? Well, we're around of applause. Well,

520
00:36:18.800 --> 00:36:22.639
<v Speaker 1>you know on a television personality? Now, oh you really? Yes,

521
00:36:22.760 --> 00:36:26.559
<v Speaker 1>I need to present a certain look. You do present

522
00:36:26.599 --> 00:36:29.800
<v Speaker 1>a certain look. I have had many people tell me

523
00:36:29.920 --> 00:36:35.400
<v Speaker 1>that missed presents a certain look. So how are you

524
00:36:35.440 --> 00:36:37.400
<v Speaker 1>getting so? Now? You your cheese should be a little

525
00:36:37.400 --> 00:36:40.719
<v Speaker 1>bit creamy, And see it is a lot creamy. Added

526
00:36:40.760 --> 00:36:44.320
<v Speaker 1>a powder to something you'd expected to get dry. I've

527
00:36:44.400 --> 00:36:48.079
<v Speaker 1>dropped thigs, I'm making a mess. You've creamed cheese all

528
00:36:48.159 --> 00:36:53.880
<v Speaker 1>over the floor. Don't worry. I know exactly how to

529
00:36:53.920 --> 00:36:56.039
<v Speaker 1>get that out of the carpet. I'm sure you do

530
00:36:56.360 --> 00:37:01.400
<v Speaker 1>probably eat it because it is cheese after all. So

531
00:37:02.000 --> 00:37:05.000
<v Speaker 1>once you've done that, you've been talking to my cave,

532
00:37:05.000 --> 00:37:06.719
<v Speaker 1>been talking to Mike. Do you know why, because we're

533
00:37:06.760 --> 00:37:13.599
<v Speaker 1>the same person. The eight mat cheese. Now now that's no,

534
00:37:13.639 --> 00:37:15.639
<v Speaker 1>You're gonna add the rest of your sugar because the

535
00:37:15.679 --> 00:37:17.280
<v Speaker 1>rest of the sugar goes in. Now just add the

536
00:37:17.280 --> 00:37:18.800
<v Speaker 1>rest of the sugar now, because you know what you

537
00:37:18.880 --> 00:37:24.719
<v Speaker 1>deserve diabetes. You only live once unless you believe in reincarnation.

538
00:37:25.159 --> 00:37:27.840
<v Speaker 1>So why not? Well this is even messier now, Oh

539
00:37:27.920 --> 00:37:30.800
<v Speaker 1>yes it is. But what you'll find is that your

540
00:37:30.880 --> 00:37:35.840
<v Speaker 1>cheese gets a little bit softer again. It does clever,

541
00:37:35.960 --> 00:37:39.760
<v Speaker 1>that is it is. It's just like an I'm talking. Well,

542
00:37:39.800 --> 00:37:41.679
<v Speaker 1>it was the first time for everything exactly is the

543
00:37:41.719 --> 00:37:47.800
<v Speaker 1>first time you've met me? Remember httle that's been for

544
00:37:47.840 --> 00:37:50.599
<v Speaker 1>a fag and I've got that ship. The last thing

545
00:37:50.639 --> 00:37:53.480
<v Speaker 1>you need to do is because that's very sweet, well,

546
00:37:53.599 --> 00:37:57.440
<v Speaker 1>let me let me just test it is. Okay, Now

547
00:37:57.800 --> 00:38:00.800
<v Speaker 1>what with that so salted caramel we all know has

548
00:38:00.840 --> 00:38:02.559
<v Speaker 1>a great little little kick to it because of the

549
00:38:02.639 --> 00:38:05.719
<v Speaker 1>salt it adds too. Yes, yes, we're now going to

550
00:38:05.800 --> 00:38:10.840
<v Speaker 1>use a natural, all natural ingredient, okay, perfectly organic to

551
00:38:11.000 --> 00:38:13.960
<v Speaker 1>create a little bit of extra texture and salt in there. Okay,

552
00:38:14.280 --> 00:38:15.599
<v Speaker 1>if you're looking at your cup, but you've got a

553
00:38:15.599 --> 00:38:20.239
<v Speaker 1>little tupper wet tub. Okay, it's been extra ingredients, just

554
00:38:20.320 --> 00:38:28.199
<v Speaker 1>keeping just keeping relaxed. And in what's this so here

555
00:38:28.239 --> 00:38:30.679
<v Speaker 1>we have what is in every ingredient in this this

556
00:38:31.239 --> 00:38:37.559
<v Speaker 1>little book, which is semen. This is cinnamon, No, not cinnamon,

557
00:38:38.719 --> 00:38:42.880
<v Speaker 1>semen man juice boy batter. So we're going to add

558
00:38:43.239 --> 00:38:47.239
<v Speaker 1>just a little bit two tea spoonlfuls of the of

559
00:38:47.320 --> 00:38:51.119
<v Speaker 1>the semen too to the recipe and you just mix

560
00:38:51.239 --> 00:38:53.920
<v Speaker 1>that in together and it creates a little bit of

561
00:38:54.119 --> 00:38:57.960
<v Speaker 1>looser batter for you. I usually like to know the

562
00:38:58.079 --> 00:39:00.840
<v Speaker 1>source of fighting. Now, how much did you just pop in?

563
00:39:00.840 --> 00:39:03.039
<v Speaker 1>Because I said about tea two teaspoonfuls and I gave

564
00:39:03.079 --> 00:39:06.639
<v Speaker 1>you four tablespoons in that oops could have a very

565
00:39:06.719 --> 00:39:11.880
<v Speaker 1>coming mixture. Well did you did you give it a

566
00:39:12.000 --> 00:39:13.280
<v Speaker 1>taste before you popped it in?

567
00:39:13.639 --> 00:39:15.440
<v Speaker 2>I did taste it before I popped it in. I

568
00:39:15.480 --> 00:39:18.119
<v Speaker 2>don't think I'm going to be tasting it after memories.

569
00:39:19.360 --> 00:39:19.800
<v Speaker 1>Oh dear.

570
00:39:20.199 --> 00:39:22.280
<v Speaker 2>My mom walked in on me having a wank once

571
00:39:22.679 --> 00:39:25.199
<v Speaker 2>and she was so shocked she she just said to me,

572
00:39:25.519 --> 00:39:28.840
<v Speaker 2>don't tell your father and walked straight out. One minute later,

573
00:39:28.960 --> 00:39:32.119
<v Speaker 2>my father walks in, has exactly the same expression that

574
00:39:32.239 --> 00:39:33.719
<v Speaker 2>says exactly the same thing.

575
00:39:33.800 --> 00:39:36.880
<v Speaker 1>It walked straight out as well. What says don't tell

576
00:39:36.920 --> 00:39:40.360
<v Speaker 1>your father? Well, yes, well that's how you found out

577
00:39:40.360 --> 00:39:44.079
<v Speaker 1>you're adopted. So once you've, once you've mixed up your

578
00:39:44.079 --> 00:39:46.079
<v Speaker 1>boy better, you want to add that to your pancakes.

579
00:39:46.280 --> 00:39:48.599
<v Speaker 1>I've got it all over my hands. Sos is a

580
00:39:48.679 --> 00:39:53.400
<v Speaker 1>lot whiter than mine. I added the correct amount of semen.

581
00:39:54.800 --> 00:39:56.159
<v Speaker 1>Well I didn't know. It's supposed to be just a

582
00:39:56.239 --> 00:39:58.880
<v Speaker 1>flavoring rather of a good source of protein. Okay, and

583
00:39:58.960 --> 00:40:00.480
<v Speaker 1>I just what it does. Just read it out in

584
00:40:00.559 --> 00:40:02.719
<v Speaker 1>the middle like this. So it's a little line. Okay,

585
00:40:03.679 --> 00:40:13.400
<v Speaker 1>little line looks like a very big spear. Okay, yours

586
00:40:13.440 --> 00:40:17.280
<v Speaker 1>looks like a rather distinct smear, which, if you were

587
00:40:17.280 --> 00:40:20.519
<v Speaker 1>listening to Mike earlier, is maybe not the way to white.

588
00:40:24.320 --> 00:40:27.840
<v Speaker 1>Oh no. And then so you just roll that up

589
00:40:27.840 --> 00:40:32.719
<v Speaker 1>into a nice little little tube. Mm hmm. Okay to

590
00:40:32.760 --> 00:40:35.480
<v Speaker 1>pop that out the way? Oh it's all sea pink

591
00:40:35.880 --> 00:40:37.920
<v Speaker 1>hole little tube. It will sit through the holes if

592
00:40:37.960 --> 00:40:40.599
<v Speaker 1>you're not careful. Okay, So you have to be gentle

593
00:40:40.679 --> 00:40:42.079
<v Speaker 1>with it. And that's why I was very careful with

594
00:40:42.119 --> 00:40:45.239
<v Speaker 1>the smearing. Have you been heavy handed? No, I've been

595
00:40:45.320 --> 00:40:48.119
<v Speaker 1>gentler than you. Okay. And then you just give it

596
00:40:48.159 --> 00:40:57.320
<v Speaker 1>a little nibble, okay, a little nibble. You went you?

597
00:40:58.400 --> 00:41:01.280
<v Speaker 1>You went straight down on that. Hm hmm. That that

598
00:41:01.480 --> 00:41:04.639
<v Speaker 1>was full throated. And you've got a roused, didn't you.

599
00:41:05.360 --> 00:41:09.239
<v Speaker 1>It looks like you're advertising for something you do you.

600
00:41:10.880 --> 00:41:14.679
<v Speaker 2>As well as well as being a culinary artiste and

601
00:41:15.920 --> 00:41:20.239
<v Speaker 2>creating such beautiful concoctions, do you also maybe supplement your

602
00:41:20.280 --> 00:41:21.960
<v Speaker 2>income using an OnlyFans account?

603
00:41:22.719 --> 00:41:25.159
<v Speaker 1>I do sometimes get railed by a certain gentleman in

604
00:41:25.199 --> 00:41:28.960
<v Speaker 1>a supermarket car park on a Thursday evening, but that's

605
00:41:29.000 --> 00:41:32.440
<v Speaker 1>a hobby more than anything. M M, well, what what what? What? What?

606
00:41:32.800 --> 00:41:37.440
<v Speaker 1>An interesting treaty. I might say that for later. Do

607
00:41:37.480 --> 00:41:38.119
<v Speaker 1>you need to try it?

608
00:41:39.920 --> 00:41:42.920
<v Speaker 2>As I said, I'm watching my weight, so I'll save

609
00:41:42.960 --> 00:41:44.159
<v Speaker 2>that for later as a treat.

610
00:41:45.519 --> 00:41:50.239
<v Speaker 1>Or someone telling to I do not come here for

611
00:41:50.360 --> 00:41:58.079
<v Speaker 1>this bullshift from some wallabye. Oh oh well in for

612
00:41:58.199 --> 00:42:04.000
<v Speaker 1>a penny? Mm hmmm, oh god, it's it's the end.

613
00:42:06.360 --> 00:42:09.519
<v Speaker 1>You just tear that bit off, went near miss smeuth

614
00:42:09.559 --> 00:42:10.960
<v Speaker 1>and somedthing it went limp. What does that to you,

615
00:42:11.079 --> 00:42:14.760
<v Speaker 1>ladies and gentlemen? It is really seeping out the sides.

616
00:42:17.760 --> 00:42:28.920
<v Speaker 1>Enjoy born tea? And does that taste delicious? It just

617
00:42:29.039 --> 00:42:32.679
<v Speaker 1>changed quite nice? So so I know that someone may

618
00:42:32.719 --> 00:42:35.599
<v Speaker 1>have whispered in you if the garages cornflower, there's a

619
00:42:35.639 --> 00:42:38.760
<v Speaker 1>reason why Mike's not here trying it, just saying and

620
00:42:38.920 --> 00:42:45.920
<v Speaker 1>if you want something delicious, Remember everybody loves Fanny. Everybody

621
00:42:46.079 --> 00:42:48.559
<v Speaker 1>loves Fanny, So what did you think of the food?

622
00:42:48.960 --> 00:42:53.559
<v Speaker 1>Surprisingly nice? I stuck off while we were filming that

623
00:42:53.599 --> 00:42:57.800
<v Speaker 1>because I don't like Fanny. We've had a long history,

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<v Speaker 1>had arguments, really really argument. It's similar personalities and the

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<v Speaker 1>class shacked husband. What shacked husband? You shacked her husband?

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<v Speaker 1>She's been bitter ever since. No, she just wasn't happy

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<v Speaker 1>that I did not invite her. She waited to peg him.

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<v Speaker 1>She could have watched. She could have, but she didn't.

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<v Speaker 1>Never mind. But yeah, Well that's almost the end of

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<v Speaker 1>the show for now. Remember to look out for at

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<v Speaker 1>the Cud TV on your social media and you want

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<v Speaker 1>to catch up with previous episodes, you can always binge

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<v Speaker 1>us on YouTube. Just look for Chewing the Cud. Thank

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<v Speaker 1>you for watching and we'll see you again soon. Bye bye.