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Make it your New year's resolution to treat yourself right.

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Speaker 2: Don't make your eyes.

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Speaker 3: Pop when your old career gives you lemons throwing some

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ice mix in some vodka. We call it a podcast

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from the Mac of All Trade Studio in Fairport and

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driven by Victor Chrysler Dots Jeep Ram. It's Billified, the

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Bill Moran Podcast.

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Speaker 4: Well, hello and welcome.

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Speaker 2: Thank you for getting your pot on. Thanks for telling

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a friend.

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Speaker 1: That's how we spread the word about the piren Ship.

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Speaker 2: Kevin is here. We're waiting on some guests to show up.

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It should be an exciting day today. I'll just leave

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it at that. Hey man, We'll leave it at.

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Speaker 1: That until things come So, and we're taping earlier than

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we normally do because my son is coming back via train.

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He told me, I said, how do you like the train?

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He goes, I like it so much better than flying

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And I said, really, it just takes forever, that's the problem.

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And he's like, if I could go back to moms

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via that, because he went to his mom was visiting

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family of hers in the Philadelphia area, so he went

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there and then he went up to my mom's and

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spend a night with her, and she was going to

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take him to the movies, but they both fell asleep,

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I guess. But the funniest is I call him today

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because everything Amtrak, if you have somebody who's a minor,

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considered a minor. They escort the miners on and off

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the train, they do all this stuff. That's it's very different,

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I mean even than flying really, And so I called

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him because I kept getting updates that the train was

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like ten minutes late.

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Speaker 2: Not no big deal, but I.

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Speaker 1: Was getting always yeah, it was always getting these uh

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I was getting the up to you.

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Speaker 4: You think he's getting at five thirty year, you're you'll

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be there probably closer.

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Speaker 5: To the six.

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Speaker 2: Okay, well that makes sense.

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Speaker 4: So listening for the horn down the street once't you

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hear it? Just start driving, Go go sit in the

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back of Damien's. Yeah, and that a little in a

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little pavilion of God. Dam bring a couple out. I

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can see the amp truck go by wave and then

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just get in the car and go.

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Speaker 2: That'll tie it nicely to where I'm gonna go next.

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Speaker 1: But the uh, so I'm talking to James and he goes, hey,

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do you talk to uh, they call her mom, Marge,

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my mother, And he said, have you talked about Mars

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and said no. Why he goes, oh, man, he's like,

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I locked my I locked her keys in her car

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and I said what. He goes, well, she leaves your

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keys in the car and we always locked the doors.

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Speaker 2: In the car.

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Speaker 1: He goes, I just assumed she had the keys in

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the house. So I hit the lock thing and then

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I said to her, hey, I need to get another bag.

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Speaker 2: Where are the keys?

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Speaker 1: She goes in the car and he goes, oh, and

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she goes, even my backup set is in the car

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because I have my mailbox key on that and I

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just leave it there.

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Speaker 4: How old is her car? It was an older car.

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Uh yeah, someone will won't let you lock him in

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there anymore.

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Speaker 2: No, right, right, hers is older. Hers is older.

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Speaker 1: She's just been running this Honda for I don't even

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know how many one hundred thousands of miles she has

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on there. So she so she calls the police and

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they and they roll over to the state troopers just like, look,

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this is not a big emergency. And then I guess

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the town of Rhinebeck cop shows up and he's like

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it happens all the time.

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Speaker 2: Don't worry about it. It's like James like, all right.

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Speaker 1: So then I talked to her and she's like, I

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told Jamison, the keys are in the car. I said,

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the keys are in the car, so just grab your stuff.

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And then he's fourteen.

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Speaker 4: He he didn't hear anything after the key.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, just like, come on, Holy God, And now there's

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a there's a.

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Speaker 4: Maybe it's time to get my mars some triple A.

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Speaker 2: This is this is what I said. I said, do

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you have triple A? She said no. I wish I

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had known that.

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Speaker 1: Great Christmas present it would have been her Birthday's gonna

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be just around the corner July. Not exactly around the corner,

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but a great I'll tell you, Triple A is a

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great thing to have on your I I have.

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Speaker 4: Triple I mean I think we have cut, we have

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you know, roadside through insurance and everything like that, but

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I still have triple A because they're they're just they're

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the best. They come right out, they'll come to your house.

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Speaker 2: I ran out of gas once. That's a great question.

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Speaker 4: That's such as a sexist thing to say. But that's

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such a woman.

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Speaker 1: It's such a it was a great thing. I was trying.

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It was doing like an experiment with one of the

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mini vans we had, and I was drying. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

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see how far I could get, honey? And I broke

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down on like some backass road in the town of Pittsford,

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like way, you know, way out, so Jim Bahm didn't

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come by. I had to come looking along and I'm like,

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oh man, yeah, I was trying to see how far

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I could go. Because we knew as soon as.

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Speaker 4: He found out you were a guy, he was. He

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was on that CB time. Probably probably girls they get

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the past.

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Speaker 2: Dudes.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you should never run again. Running out of gas

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to me is inexcusable.

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Speaker 2: Inexcusable. You should always see unless.

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Speaker 1: Your gas gage is broken, you are correct, right, and

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it wasn't. But I wanted to see how far I

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could go. And here was the thing. At the time,

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I was married and the wife and kids were away.

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Speaker 4: He would do anything to get out of that house.

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Speaker 1: They were away together, and I was home alone. So

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I go, you know what, I want to see how

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far I can push this.

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Speaker 2: I did.

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Speaker 1: I saw how far I pushed it. You know a

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lot of people do try January yeah, Okay.

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Speaker 5: I believe.

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Speaker 4: I believe my neighbor across the streets trying that.

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Speaker 2: Trying that you're going to ruin that for it.

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Speaker 4: I'm sure he'll ruin it on his own. He's got

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COVID right now.

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Speaker 2: So oh he does. Yeah, Okay, is that even I

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hate to say, like that, is that even a thing anymore?

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Speaker 4: I've heard it spiked back up.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I would think.

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Speaker 5: So.

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Speaker 2: I've seen more people wearing masks and things like, it

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sucks to be sick, period, Get the flu, get whatever.

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It sucks to be sick. So I don't want to

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but we're not making all the mandates again and all

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that stuff.

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Speaker 5: And it's the flu.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but it sucks to be sick. It just does.

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Speaker 1: But I saw a map and it's on my Facebook

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page of the amount of drinking that happens in the

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United States by county. Okay, okay, so where we are

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in New York State, Monroe County, it's.

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Speaker 5: Blue light zone right.

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Speaker 1: Well, there was very few dry but even in like

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the driest counties, nine percent of people were considered excessive drinkers.

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And I go, okay, they don't define what an excessive

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drinker is, so I went to look for what an

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excessive drinker is on the weekend.

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Speaker 2: It's always shocking.

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Speaker 1: When you learn what an excessive drinker is, because there

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was I'll tell the story of this second. Let me

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tell what an excessive drinker is. Excessive drinkers for okay,

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for a woman, four or more drinks on any day,

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so out of a week, one day, four drinks is excessive,

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is considered excessive or see this is crazy. Or eight

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or more per week, which makes no sense. How do

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you go four and a day eight in a week.

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Speaker 4: So either you drink four in a day or you

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have two here two there.

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Speaker 1: Right, let's say you did. Let's say you had two.

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when you went home for five nights in a row.

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You're an excessive drinker. Even if you had one drink

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a night five days in a row, you're an excessive No,

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you're not. No, no, you're not, because you're eight you're eight.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, okay. For men, come on, it's good to

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be a man. It's good to be a man. For men,

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five or more drinks on any day, been there? Oh yeah?

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Speaker 5: Oh yeah, this week?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, oh yeah? Or any or any sorry or any.

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Speaker 4: Or fifteen or more per week been there this week

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as well, fifteen or.

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Speaker 1: More per week, and I went, oh my god, the

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amount of drinking I have done over a lifetime is insane.

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It makes you wonder, like, what could happen. I hit

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both of those numbers on a weekly basis over the weekends.

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Fifteen or more, oh, absolutely, and five in a day.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. Oh, I definitely did New Year's Eve and I

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Speaker 4: I think Greg was a little pissed to me when

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we went to the Bills game because I wasn't drinking

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in the parking lot.

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Speaker 5: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: I did a shot or two with whatever they were doing,

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but I wasn't.

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Speaker 5: He's like, here, I brought beer. I brought. I'm like,

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I'm good.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm good.

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Speaker 4: I don't need to I don't. I don't need to drink.

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I like to drink.

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Speaker 2: I like to drink too. But so you go, all right,

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so one are the benefits? Now? You got to see

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this map?

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Speaker 1: God damn, why does this phone always ring? It never

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stops ringing. I can't get it even silent anymore.

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Speaker 4: Just turn the ringer off, Jane.

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Speaker 2: I just did. I just I thought i'd turned it off.

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You know what happened.

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Speaker 1: I did a stupid thing on my phone, and then

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I will tell you these other things. I did a

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stupid thing on my phone where you can double tap

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it and it turns off or turns on the ringer,

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and now I'm so even. Sometimes I'll bump it and

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I think I've turned it off, but it didn't anyway.

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I once went to get an alcohol evaluation and I

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was considered by the alcohol evaluation people drunk. And I

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did that because I've been at some work event, drove home,

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and then the next morning I'm driving back and I'm like, man,

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I had probably three or four beers that night, figuring

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I was okay, and I'm like, Dan, these roads are

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so dark and stuff.

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Speaker 2: I don't I don't.

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Speaker 1: So I went and I just talked to somebody and

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many It's amazing. It's amazing what is considered in the

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health community, because.

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Speaker 4: There's there's been a few nights where I'm like, I

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don't know how I I've gotten home.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's bad. Oh yeah, but I remember those days too.

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Speaker 4: I had one night it was once its kind of right,

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not smartphones, but the beginnings of smartphones. Yeah, Verizon used

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to have that Verizon Navigator. It was GPS for your

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phone to get your directions. It was a brand new product.

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And I'm I think we were at I think we

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were at Foxies. I went with a couple of guys

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that want to go there, so I'm like, I might

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as well just get a picture beer instead of buying

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three or four beers. It's the same price. I'm drinking

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the same amount of beer. So I'm drinking around of

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the picture and I'm driving home and I'm I'm just bombed.

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And I'm coming up like two fifty nine, going towards

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the expressway and i can see lights in the far off.

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Speaker 2: This isn't good, No, it's terrible.

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Speaker 4: So I pull into like this parking lot of an

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apartment complex. I shut the car down. I sit there

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for ten minutes or so, and I pull back out

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and go the other way, and I'm hitting a navigation

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trying to figure out where.

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Speaker 2: The hell I am.

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Speaker 4: It's like, make it extully, Nope, not doing that. Make

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it excelle eat, Nope, still not doing that. Finally found

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a way home, figured it out, found the street I knew,

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and I'm like, all right, I can take this. I

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know where I am and got home.

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Speaker 2: Wow, Like it's one.

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Speaker 1: Of those things you never it's so stupid nowadays to

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even get at DWY. But here's the thing with drinking

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in the health community, and you never know because these

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things always seem to change. But it's pretty standard. I

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would assume excessive drinking, heavy drinking, same same thing. I

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would assume. I don't know, I don't know how they

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define it. But but up to forty percent of Alzheimer's

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cases could be prevented or delayed by removing heavy drinking

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from your diet.

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Speaker 2: And there's a guy.

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Speaker 4: You're also taking away the fun of heavy drinking.

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Speaker 2: He's eighty three.

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Speaker 1: He's written more than twenty books on the human brain,

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and in The Complete Guide to Memory, The Science of

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Strengthening Your Mind, he revealed what age he should quit alcohol,

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and according to him, too.

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Speaker 2: Hit seventy.

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Speaker 1: So then he goes alcohol is a very very weak neurotoxin.

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It's not good for nerve cells.

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Speaker 4: See I call bullshit in this guy.

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Speaker 2: I don't know.

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Speaker 4: Every person here has over one hundred years old. Oh

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how'd you get? Okay, smoke three packs a day and

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the head all the whiskey, and I could ever ever

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want that. I've never heard that, well maybe not maybe

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not free pactice day, but you know, smoking cigarettes, but

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they'll do a shot and whiskey all all the time.

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And wine.

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Speaker 1: So and he says, here, ask yourself, why do I drink?

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If the answer is because alcohol helps me to alleviate

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or excuse me, elevate my mood or lower my anxiety,

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you may be it's some peril and it's probably best

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to stop altogether. So a comment to this is, Hey,

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I'm eighty one going on eighty two, and I regularly

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consume wine daily. Health is good and will continue until

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the day I die.

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Speaker 2: So I again, you.

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Speaker 4: Left the cabin hanging like the person die in the

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middle of.

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Speaker 5: No.

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Speaker 1: But so to me, that's a glass. That's not excessive drinking.

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That's probably not somebody's sitting down and drinking an entire bottle.

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Speaker 2: But I have no idea.

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Speaker 4: I don't think I drink heavy, Like I'll drink Friday night,

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Saturday night, sometimes Sunday, okay, but I usually won't drink

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a ton during the week. Like I go to hockey practice,

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all the dads are having beers in the bar, and

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I'm just like, I'll take a water or lemonade. I

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don't I don't need to drink during the week. Yeah,

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but when Friday Saturday comes, that's right, baby. Once you

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crack down, time on, it's on.

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Speaker 2: Now.

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Speaker 1: I know a number of young people who are no

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longer drinking, and some aren't even doing weed stuff. Although

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I do think that legalization of cannabis has cut into

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some of the has cut into some liquor stores. Who

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do you think has a higher percentage of excessive drinkers?

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Erie County or Monroe County where we are.

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Speaker 2: Erie County.

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Speaker 4: Smart answers Monroe County, but I feel like it would

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be eerie just because of the sporting events and bills

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games and sabers schemes and stuff like that.

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Speaker 2: Monroe County.

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Speaker 1: According to the data, and you can see this on

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my Facebook page, sixteen point sixty seven percent of people

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in Monroe County are excessive drinkers.

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Speaker 4: I don't know how you around sixteen.

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Speaker 1: I don't know how you get that percentage. I must

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be people like answering a survey or. I would assume

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that they're answering a survey or, right, But how honest

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are they going to be? In Erie County? Twenty point

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one percent are excessive drinkers. The state with the most

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excessive drinkers is Wisconsin, and there's nothing else to do.

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Speaker 2: Everything there is.

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Speaker 1: Wisconsin's got a cheese and booze. But the summer in

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Wisconsin is awesome. I remember going as you did twenty minutes.

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Speaker 4: You get a summer to Rice Lake.

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Speaker 1: Riding boats and water skiing, and uh yeah, twenty five percent.

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And then there's one county. The most is in Montana,

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and I forget the county.

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Speaker 4: I got nothing to do.

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Speaker 1: Twenty six percent of the residents are considered excessive drinkers. Again,

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excessive drinking four more drinks per day, eight or more

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per week for a woman, five or more day up

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to fifteen.

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Speaker 4: How honest are you when you go to the doctor

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and ask you how much you drink? Are you honest

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with him? Do you do you tell them or do

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you not want the lecture? I'm not sure I get

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that questionin. It might be too drunk to even know that.

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Speaker 2: I got to go.

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Speaker 1: No.

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Speaker 2: I I think I think I might say like social.

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Speaker 4: Because I've gotten that here and there, and also my

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my the favorite one is do you feel safe at home?

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Speaker 5: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's always mind too. No, she's that's why I drink.

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Speaker 1: All right, we will, uh will take a moment. Some

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fun excitement coming up, very excited about and the can. Yeah,

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Greg Owens is going to be in here. Comedian, he's

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been on the podcast a couple times before. And allegedly

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a friend of ours who's going to be performing at

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comics at the Carlson Thank You is is going to

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be in here, and we will wait to see that.

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Speaker 2: It's all coming up.

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how great a job the guy's doing. As people say,

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gonna get back out of here, and sure enough they do.

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That's what people do. But you know what, then the

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you know, you know, you know, it's like it's like

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not to know that. You know. That's that's like you

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know that the taxes are high, that the rents are high,

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the people are high. You know, it's like, let's get

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away from that, you know, and look out here. You

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guys have seasons. You know. I hear the leaves change

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change color. You know, they're all they're all hopped up.

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other projects have you been doing. I knew that they're

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like last saying we talked there were movies.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, well you know it's funny, that's uh well,

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I did that movie with Matt Wife called Down Suck,

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which is available in all streamers, but there's two more

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movies coming out. It's just that's how wacky that business is.

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I mean, that's I mean not even parony, but they

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really chase that that industry out. And you talk to like,

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you know, Warner Brothers at a twenty million dollar flop

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with a joker too, and as bad as that movie did,

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the soundtrack that ten times worse. And they're in a

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really tricky situation because the business has changed so much,

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or streaming. That's why during the actors strike that Netflix

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and these people wouldn't reveal their wouldn't reveal the stocks

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or how it works because they'd have to be able

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to vote for that money. But like a lot of

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those people on Netflix series have to go and get

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regular jobs after the series is done because they don't

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pay enough money. I mean, you know, God forbid, but

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but you know that's the problem with the Screen Actors

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Guild or even the Writers Guild. I mean they all

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they do is okay strikes, and once they're okay strikes,

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everything goes goes into camp.

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Speaker 2: I'm hearing that people haven't really gotten back to work,

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some of them since the writers.

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Speaker 5: Oh no, no, that's bad, it's bad. I mean believe

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I've talked to a friend of mine. He has a

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bunch of shows on television, and he's it's not bad

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for him, right, But all those other people, I mean,

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the Art Directors Guild literally took a full page out

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thinking about getting our gill. Only twenty five percent of

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our people are working. I mean a lot of that

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productions moved to Atlanta, yes, moved to Vancouver and Montreal, Michigan,

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where they give them like a real tax and center,

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like forty percent tax back. And the other thing is,

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I mean, who's watching it now? I mean, like I

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don't even watch it. I don't even turn my television

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on anymore. Maybe just watch the Eagles play, or maybe

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to watch you.

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Speaker 2: Know, I watch a little ESPN. I mean that is true.

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That's about it.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, but that's it. But every commercials like Big Farmer

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got the diabetes. It's just tap dancing and singing. I

475
00:22:41,119 --> 00:22:45,240
got I go, oh, I go, hey, hey lady, you

476
00:22:45,240 --> 00:22:47,559
got diabetes. I won't be singing and dancing about it. Okay,

477
00:22:47,880 --> 00:22:49,839
it's a horrible disease. And then you go, have you

478
00:22:49,960 --> 00:22:51,920
taken this pill? But if you're taking side effecks from

479
00:22:51,960 --> 00:22:53,519
this pill, maybe you want to take this pill. And

480
00:22:53,559 --> 00:22:55,440
then a lawyer coon goes, have you taken any of

481
00:22:55,480 --> 00:22:58,039
these three pills? You may be entitled the legal compensation.

482
00:22:58,279 --> 00:22:59,640
I mean, that's the world we live in now, we

483
00:22:59,720 --> 00:23:02,039
live in. We live in the dumbest time. When they

484
00:23:02,119 --> 00:23:03,960
look back on this period of American history, it will

485
00:23:03,960 --> 00:23:05,839
be called the dumb ages. You know what I mean,

486
00:23:06,160 --> 00:23:07,799
I really will be called the dumb I mean, look

487
00:23:07,839 --> 00:23:09,759
at look at like if you could explain to me

488
00:23:09,839 --> 00:23:12,279
how given a dime for a plastic bag, how that

489
00:23:12,400 --> 00:23:14,839
helps the environment? I mean I don't I don't get it.

490
00:23:14,920 --> 00:23:16,960
I mean, you know, everything we used to do get

491
00:23:17,039 --> 00:23:19,559
for free. Like you know, it's like even your luggage

492
00:23:19,599 --> 00:23:21,480
on an airplane. I mean, you're gonna pay for your luck.

493
00:23:21,759 --> 00:23:25,119
Flies without luggage, terrorists. That's because I don't need luggage.

494
00:23:25,119 --> 00:23:27,000
They don't know. So that's another way you catch them.

495
00:23:27,279 --> 00:23:30,000
You have bags, no got about a lie? Check them down,

496
00:23:30,200 --> 00:23:32,599
you know what I mean? Uh, I mean why it's

497
00:23:32,880 --> 00:23:35,240
it's like it's it's just and you know the thing is,

498
00:23:35,440 --> 00:23:38,319
it's just cumulative. It's just a little bit, a little bit,

499
00:23:38,799 --> 00:23:40,480
a little bit and you wake up and how the

500
00:23:40,559 --> 00:23:42,480
hell do we get here, get all the way back here?

501
00:23:42,799 --> 00:23:46,720
And and that's it. And anybody who's uh, you know,

502
00:23:47,119 --> 00:23:48,839
we were just talking about it on the way and

503
00:23:50,079 --> 00:23:52,960
it's you're just living in a matrix. It's all a lie.

504
00:23:53,519 --> 00:23:56,680
We never went to the moon, uh, in all of it.

505
00:23:57,079 --> 00:23:59,559
I mean, you know, I mean, go through a little research,

506
00:23:59,680 --> 00:24:02,079
go do go through a little reshown about the moon.

507
00:24:02,119 --> 00:24:04,759
Speaker 2: One. I've never been convinceding, have you been convincing?

508
00:24:06,160 --> 00:24:07,720
Speaker 6: That's what stroked this conversation.

509
00:24:07,960 --> 00:24:10,440
Speaker 1: I was like, pull pull that mic up a little higher.

510
00:24:10,480 --> 00:24:14,400
I know Danny sits there and he no, you can

511
00:24:14,440 --> 00:24:15,640
google it, look at the videos.

512
00:24:16,880 --> 00:24:19,200
Speaker 2: There's the whole movie. They just did what it was

513
00:24:19,279 --> 00:24:21,319
on the sounds. It's called it.

514
00:24:21,359 --> 00:24:24,119
Speaker 5: It's called the it's called propaganda. That's what they call that.

515
00:24:24,440 --> 00:24:25,960
Speaker 6: That's the cowhourn going up.

516
00:24:26,039 --> 00:24:26,240
Speaker 5: Yeah.

517
00:24:26,960 --> 00:24:28,359
Speaker 2: Yeah, you would always wait for your.

518
00:24:29,640 --> 00:24:32,480
Speaker 1: Well if somebody funck something up, because we've heard more

519
00:24:33,000 --> 00:24:35,559
they set off. Do you hear that, Jimmy, Yeah, okay,

520
00:24:35,839 --> 00:24:38,960
so that's the old emergency that they would call.

521
00:24:39,240 --> 00:24:42,039
Speaker 4: That's the fire department, right, he's doing the podcast when they.

522
00:24:43,559 --> 00:24:46,400
Speaker 6: Because it used to be for farmers out in the fields.

523
00:24:46,440 --> 00:24:47,440
Speaker 4: They hear the volunteers.

524
00:24:47,640 --> 00:24:49,000
Speaker 2: They were volunteers. They were running.

525
00:24:49,480 --> 00:24:50,599
Speaker 6: Would we have your buckets?

526
00:24:50,720 --> 00:24:50,880
Speaker 5: Joe?

527
00:24:51,200 --> 00:24:52,599
Speaker 2: They voted what is this?

528
00:24:52,720 --> 00:24:54,079
Speaker 5: My cousin Vin trying to get some.

529
00:24:55,799 --> 00:24:56,400
Speaker 2: Comes to train.

530
00:24:56,839 --> 00:24:58,680
Speaker 7: I've been in this room probably four or five times

531
00:24:58,720 --> 00:25:04,240
in my life. Yes, the fucking time that fucking cowhorns going.

532
00:25:04,039 --> 00:25:06,519
Speaker 2: On the second time. Do you don't hear you're living?

533
00:25:07,160 --> 00:25:09,160
Speaker 6: I hear it right across I live right across the

534
00:25:09,279 --> 00:25:09,799
golf course.

535
00:25:09,960 --> 00:25:11,200
Speaker 2: Yeah over there, okay, so.

536
00:25:11,279 --> 00:25:12,920
Speaker 6: I hear it a little clear as fucking day from

537
00:25:12,960 --> 00:25:13,279
my house.

538
00:25:13,359 --> 00:25:16,200
Speaker 1: But why they voted to keep it when everything is

539
00:25:16,359 --> 00:25:18,720
electronic now, but they voted to keep it.

540
00:25:18,960 --> 00:25:22,319
Speaker 5: Yeah, Yeah, it's a it's a little bit of nostalgia.

541
00:25:22,720 --> 00:25:25,519
Yeah yeah, loo a phone booth.

542
00:25:25,640 --> 00:25:27,599
Speaker 6: I hear that, and I hear the fire alarm at

543
00:25:27,640 --> 00:25:28,279
four forty one.

544
00:25:28,480 --> 00:25:29,079
Speaker 5: Yeah it goes off.

545
00:25:29,160 --> 00:25:33,000
Speaker 2: Okay, Yeah that's Penfields. You're right in the middle, so

546
00:25:33,480 --> 00:25:36,599
you're over by. Yeah, I got you. Oh, I know

547
00:25:36,720 --> 00:25:38,519
exactly what it is. Yeah, you're hearing it all.

548
00:25:39,000 --> 00:25:39,720
Speaker 6: I get all the fun.

549
00:25:39,880 --> 00:25:42,759
Speaker 2: You're right in all the mix of it. So, Jimmy,

550
00:25:43,079 --> 00:25:44,440
you're in Florida now, yeah?

551
00:25:44,559 --> 00:25:47,160
Speaker 5: Still yeah, loving it, love it. Yeah, I'm five minutes

552
00:25:47,160 --> 00:25:47,559
from the beach.

553
00:25:47,599 --> 00:25:48,559
Speaker 2: I love It'll just.

554
00:25:50,880 --> 00:25:55,039
Speaker 5: You got your near that place. All these old people

555
00:25:55,119 --> 00:25:58,000
up there having key parties. Yeah, they are are the

556
00:25:58,119 --> 00:26:03,720
highest rated in any fifty five plus community, right genital warts.

557
00:26:03,759 --> 00:26:07,279
And it's just part of that with little with little

558
00:26:07,640 --> 00:26:08,599
scrungies on top.

559
00:26:08,960 --> 00:26:10,640
Speaker 2: You know what they like they are. It's the loofa.

560
00:26:10,799 --> 00:26:15,039
Speaker 5: Yeah, you know, I think the green pineapple upside down pineapples.

561
00:26:15,079 --> 00:26:18,759
There's three holes, no waiting anybody step. I don't know.

562
00:26:18,880 --> 00:26:21,200
I don't know. I mean, you know, I get I

563
00:26:21,279 --> 00:26:23,759
get these people old, they've been through their lives. They

564
00:26:23,920 --> 00:26:25,119
got it. I don't care now, who.

565
00:26:25,079 --> 00:26:28,319
Speaker 2: Cares, you know? Why not you got one and the

566
00:26:28,400 --> 00:26:29,119
other one in the grave.

567
00:26:29,839 --> 00:26:31,279
Speaker 5: I got what we got one foot in the grave

568
00:26:31,319 --> 00:26:33,079
and one foot and another woman's supposed to you. It

569
00:26:33,119 --> 00:26:35,039
likes to be fucking stretched out like an old raincoat.

570
00:26:35,079 --> 00:26:37,480
I mean, you do a deep benz over fire hygh drant.

571
00:26:37,480 --> 00:26:41,279
You know what's It's fine, It's just old people. It's

572
00:26:41,359 --> 00:26:42,960
old people having a good time. Who cares.

573
00:26:43,160 --> 00:26:46,400
Speaker 2: I'm going, yeah, whe are you going? As soon as

574
00:26:46,440 --> 00:26:49,279
I can going down there? It sounds like it sounds

575
00:26:49,319 --> 00:26:49,839
like a circus.

576
00:26:50,119 --> 00:26:54,079
Speaker 1: They're saying that HIV is up right, and only because

577
00:26:54,119 --> 00:26:57,559
of I think that unprotected sex people who are older.

578
00:26:57,640 --> 00:26:59,839
Speaker 2: No one's getting pregnant. But you are still spreading Disney.

579
00:26:59,880 --> 00:27:02,519
Speaker 5: You know what's really like HIV? It's remember that guy

580
00:27:03,079 --> 00:27:05,920
apparently had sex with a monkey in Africa. It's very

581
00:27:05,960 --> 00:27:08,599
similar to the bat story. Somebody to bat. Yeah, I

582
00:27:08,640 --> 00:27:11,119
got COVID nineteen. I thought you was involved in both

583
00:27:11,160 --> 00:27:13,680
of them. So I don't even trust this guy. I tried.

584
00:27:13,839 --> 00:27:16,400
I'm supposed to trust these people, you know. I mean,

585
00:27:16,440 --> 00:27:18,759
I went out to have my dick laminated. Sure it

586
00:27:18,920 --> 00:27:21,039
was a little sensitivity, but it's either that or walking

587
00:27:21,039 --> 00:27:22,720
around with a button on it says, lose weight. Now

588
00:27:22,799 --> 00:27:25,000
ask me how I went to the village. So now

589
00:27:25,640 --> 00:27:28,799
I'm just dropping weight like a you know, telling them

590
00:27:28,839 --> 00:27:33,119
on noze, I got rested, goes epic face. But you know,

591
00:27:33,240 --> 00:27:35,839
but God forbid you tell people cinnamon does the exact

592
00:27:35,880 --> 00:27:37,000
same thing as ozempic.

593
00:27:37,119 --> 00:27:39,039
Speaker 2: But you know, yeah, I think there's a lot of

594
00:27:39,119 --> 00:27:40,319
natural cures that you can say.

595
00:27:40,400 --> 00:27:43,200
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, cinnamon does the exact same thing as th epch.

596
00:27:43,240 --> 00:27:46,279
Does that regulate your your insulin levels. It's it's actually

597
00:27:46,400 --> 00:27:49,480
keeps you from getting diabetes. But you know, they they processed.

598
00:27:49,880 --> 00:27:50,880
Nobody puts cinnamon.

599
00:27:51,000 --> 00:27:54,440
Speaker 1: We don't want people to know or no, that forbid

600
00:27:54,519 --> 00:27:57,319
you have natural cure. There's a woman named Barbara O'Neill.

601
00:27:57,720 --> 00:28:00,559
Speaker 5: Yeah, I love I love Barbaron dude, I take cayane

602
00:28:00,559 --> 00:28:02,880
pet I take to cayenne pepper capsules.

603
00:28:03,119 --> 00:28:04,599
Speaker 2: Oh you take pie and pepper.

604
00:28:04,640 --> 00:28:06,599
Speaker 5: I can't. I have a bag of the cayan pedler.

605
00:28:06,640 --> 00:28:07,839
I take one in the morning, one of the union.

606
00:28:07,880 --> 00:28:09,640
It's a it's a natural blood thing. It is also

607
00:28:10,640 --> 00:28:12,319
I've touched that with heaches. You get start to get

608
00:28:12,319 --> 00:28:14,720
a headache, you take cayne pepper increases the blood flow.

609
00:28:14,880 --> 00:28:17,640
You don't have to take aspirin. Yea aspirin right.

610
00:28:17,759 --> 00:28:20,519
Speaker 2: Which you will run through your liver and kidneys and

611
00:28:20,559 --> 00:28:21,680
stuff right, the other stuff.

612
00:28:22,799 --> 00:28:26,039
Speaker 5: But it's also but that you know, these conglomerates, so

613
00:28:26,119 --> 00:28:29,519
it's like breast cancer awareness, you know, it's it's that

614
00:28:29,960 --> 00:28:33,000
whole month they have is AstraZeneca, which is a British

615
00:28:33,039 --> 00:28:35,880
conglomerate which makes a lot of the orange of chlorides

616
00:28:35,920 --> 00:28:37,720
and and the and the and the d dts and

617
00:28:37,759 --> 00:28:41,440
the and the industrial pesticides which actually cause it. Not

618
00:28:41,599 --> 00:28:43,240
to mention, you know, if you're getting up, if you're

619
00:28:43,240 --> 00:28:44,640
a woman today, you get up in you mirre one

620
00:28:44,680 --> 00:28:47,440
hundred and ninety eight chemicals on your body, which causes

621
00:28:47,440 --> 00:28:47,799
a lot of that.

622
00:28:47,839 --> 00:28:49,400
Speaker 2: But I do appreciate it because they look better.

623
00:28:49,799 --> 00:28:52,359
Speaker 5: Well yeah, well that's great. Why don't you just try

624
00:28:52,400 --> 00:28:53,200
being a nice person.

625
00:28:53,519 --> 00:28:55,240
Speaker 2: That may work. That may work. That may work.

626
00:28:55,839 --> 00:28:57,799
Speaker 4: Where you got the flu bomb from the flu bomb?

627
00:28:57,920 --> 00:28:59,559
Speaker 1: So today for the in the New York Post, and

628
00:28:59,559 --> 00:29:01,000
I've been doing the flu bomb for a while and

629
00:29:01,039 --> 00:29:03,799
I got it from Barbara O'Neil. They have her explaining

630
00:29:03,880 --> 00:29:07,000
what it is, and it's cayenne pepper, lemon, honey and

631
00:29:07,079 --> 00:29:09,599
a clove of garlic, scrushed up, little ginger in there,

632
00:29:09,920 --> 00:29:11,720
and you stir that up with warm water and she

633
00:29:11,880 --> 00:29:13,839
has you put eucalyptus oil in there you.

634
00:29:13,880 --> 00:29:15,119
Speaker 2: Can, and then you shoot it down.

635
00:29:15,440 --> 00:29:17,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, and I'll tell you what if you start feeling

636
00:29:17,480 --> 00:29:20,440
any symptoms coming on for anything I make on the.

637
00:29:20,440 --> 00:29:22,359
Speaker 5: Shots they did like five fingers of to America, five

638
00:29:22,400 --> 00:29:24,319
fingers of ginger. I put it in a blend with

639
00:29:24,359 --> 00:29:26,799
five oranges and premium coconut water. I top it off

640
00:29:26,839 --> 00:29:30,480
with apple cider vinegar. And what happened to you? Paper? Well,

641
00:29:30,599 --> 00:29:32,519
you know, I've done a lot of damage.

642
00:29:32,559 --> 00:29:35,759
Speaker 2: I'm so. We were just talking about like what is

643
00:29:35,839 --> 00:29:38,200
heavy drinking for successive drinking? Because this is.

644
00:29:38,400 --> 00:29:39,960
Speaker 5: Also you want to hear that. You know what it is,

645
00:29:40,160 --> 00:29:43,119
the carnivor diet they've tried. They they did it with mice.

646
00:29:43,400 --> 00:29:45,839
They tried to give them mice liver damage. But they

647
00:29:45,880 --> 00:29:48,039
were on a carnivor ketotonic diet.

648
00:29:48,079 --> 00:29:49,519
Speaker 2: And it didn't happen.

649
00:29:49,599 --> 00:29:52,519
Speaker 5: It didn't happen. They couldn't do it because it's you know,

650
00:29:52,799 --> 00:29:54,559
I was so telling him about a podcast I've seen

651
00:29:54,640 --> 00:29:57,720
with a clinical psychiatrist. She said the best thing I've

652
00:29:57,839 --> 00:30:00,599
ever seen, or the results from any test I've ever seen,

653
00:30:01,000 --> 00:30:03,839
was they took all these kids, about three hundred, all

654
00:30:03,920 --> 00:30:05,799
kinds of behavioral desours, and they put them on a

655
00:30:05,839 --> 00:30:08,960
proper diet, meat and eggs, meat and eggs. And what

656
00:30:09,119 --> 00:30:13,400
happens is within three weeks they were all cured. They

657
00:30:13,480 --> 00:30:17,000
were all cured. It's a keutoconic diet. It's meat and eggs.

658
00:30:17,039 --> 00:30:18,599
That's what we should be eating. By the way, and

659
00:30:18,680 --> 00:30:20,559
people say, you know, I mean I I do the

660
00:30:20,640 --> 00:30:22,880
raw milk, I do the right to raw milk, yogurt,

661
00:30:22,960 --> 00:30:25,359
raw butter, raw cheese, I do all that stuff, and

662
00:30:25,400 --> 00:30:27,640
I did. I basically just eat eggs and organic fruit

663
00:30:28,039 --> 00:30:31,440
with cinnamon and honey. Honey. Honey is honey, honeys. I

664
00:30:31,680 --> 00:30:33,599
drink that stuff probably four or five times a day,

665
00:30:33,680 --> 00:30:35,359
big gulps of it, right out of the glass bottle.

666
00:30:38,119 --> 00:30:45,440
You're at the village's bread. How does that make you

667
00:30:45,720 --> 00:30:48,000
d have a do fucking why?

668
00:30:48,160 --> 00:30:48,279
Speaker 1: Well?

669
00:30:48,359 --> 00:30:48,759
Speaker 5: Why bro?

670
00:30:49,279 --> 00:30:49,400
Speaker 7: Bro?

671
00:30:49,640 --> 00:30:53,480
Speaker 5: Either food is medicine, or take medicine is food later

672
00:30:53,559 --> 00:30:55,319
on in your life, now you make the call.

673
00:30:55,519 --> 00:30:57,680
Speaker 7: I just know if I'm taking cayenne powder on the

674
00:30:57,720 --> 00:30:59,200
way in, I'm wondering how it feels on.

675
00:30:59,200 --> 00:30:59,759
Speaker 2: The way out.

676
00:31:00,119 --> 00:31:01,440
Speaker 5: Jesus Christ, I got news for you.

677
00:31:01,519 --> 00:31:05,160
Speaker 7: I'm scared sitting here, sitting at this table fart fucking factories.

678
00:31:05,920 --> 00:31:08,880
Speaker 5: No, no, actually, it repairs the lining of your stomach,

679
00:31:09,480 --> 00:31:11,720
and it does a lot of believe it or not.

680
00:31:11,960 --> 00:31:14,279
It's you know, it's pep sent it's that that. But

681
00:31:14,359 --> 00:31:16,759
it also networks as natural blood that it prevents strokes,

682
00:31:16,799 --> 00:31:19,039
prevents all kinds of stuff. It's not that's not just

683
00:31:19,160 --> 00:31:21,759
one thing. It's a natural cure, but it actually works.

684
00:31:22,119 --> 00:31:23,640
You ask Barbara, now get Barbara.

685
00:31:24,880 --> 00:31:26,440
Speaker 7: I took him to the frog Pine then, and he

686
00:31:26,599 --> 00:31:29,680
had a pile of eggs and a steak and here

687
00:31:29,720 --> 00:31:32,039
I am lowing up my fucking toast and ship.

688
00:31:34,720 --> 00:31:35,160
Speaker 2: Looks great.

689
00:31:35,200 --> 00:31:37,119
Speaker 6: It looks like he lost probably thirty Albert no.

690
00:31:37,400 --> 00:31:39,279
Speaker 5: I read, I read, I lost fifty. I was too

691
00:31:39,359 --> 00:31:41,039
sixty and bound to two ten. I just got weight

692
00:31:41,039 --> 00:31:43,480
and it just had some blood. Nice but you know, uh,

693
00:31:43,960 --> 00:31:46,119
but yeah, but do the research. There's a book called

694
00:31:46,200 --> 00:31:47,400
Grain Bank, Grain Brain.

695
00:31:47,799 --> 00:31:48,119
Speaker 2: Read it.

696
00:31:48,440 --> 00:31:51,319
Speaker 5: You'll never have bread again. That's the thing that's that's

697
00:31:51,400 --> 00:31:54,839
like anything. And we talked about sugar being poisoned. This

698
00:31:54,920 --> 00:31:56,319
is a health podcast, by the way.

699
00:31:56,240 --> 00:31:56,599
Speaker 1: No, it's not.

700
00:31:58,039 --> 00:31:58,359
Speaker 2: I don't know.

701
00:31:58,480 --> 00:32:00,480
Speaker 1: I just I knew Jimmy would go down that train.

702
00:32:00,480 --> 00:32:03,480
But they started because you were talking about the moon

703
00:32:03,559 --> 00:32:06,119
landing not being real. And then Mark, yeah, we were

704
00:32:06,119 --> 00:32:07,119
talking about it away here.

705
00:32:07,319 --> 00:32:10,119
Speaker 7: Yes, because I mean literally, I said, you're you're probably

706
00:32:10,160 --> 00:32:12,200
one conspiracy away from being a flatter.

707
00:32:13,599 --> 00:32:16,000
Speaker 6: And then he brought the moon and I said, no,

708
00:32:16,160 --> 00:32:18,000
I go, I believe that we've been to the movie.

709
00:32:18,000 --> 00:32:21,759
Speaker 7: Bro go look at that foot I believe to hold

710
00:32:21,799 --> 00:32:23,319
out of it. Kevin, where are you at it? We've

711
00:32:23,319 --> 00:32:24,119
been to the fucking.

712
00:32:26,519 --> 00:32:28,759
Speaker 4: I hit the golf balls four years old.

713
00:32:28,799 --> 00:32:31,640
Speaker 5: I watched it happen. Yeah, it doesn't mean it happened.

714
00:32:32,799 --> 00:32:35,519
I'm now going to go down a rabbit hole, I'm

715
00:32:35,559 --> 00:32:38,319
telling him, and go look at buzz Aldron. He talks

716
00:32:38,359 --> 00:32:39,920
about it. He asked him a question, what was the

717
00:32:39,960 --> 00:32:42,000
scariest thing about going to the moon. He goes, well,

718
00:32:42,480 --> 00:32:44,680
it would have been scary if it happened. He goes,

719
00:32:44,720 --> 00:32:46,839
it never happened. Towards later on in his life, he

720
00:32:46,880 --> 00:32:49,359
started telling the truth because you know, when you watch

721
00:32:49,440 --> 00:32:51,640
those guys get back from the moon, you should be elated.

722
00:32:52,319 --> 00:32:54,400
You should be a lady. You just got back from

723
00:32:54,400 --> 00:32:57,559
the moon. These guys look like they were just disciplined. Yeah,

724
00:32:57,599 --> 00:33:00,519
it was good. Like they're lying. They're absolutely ying about it.

725
00:33:00,720 --> 00:33:03,720
Look at the equipment, bro, it looks like cardboard covered

726
00:33:03,759 --> 00:33:06,920
a tinfoil. And then he and then he used the shuttles,

727
00:33:06,960 --> 00:33:13,319
nut the shuttles. Every fucking that video does the thing's

728
00:33:13,359 --> 00:33:14,920
this big and yet they pull on.

729
00:33:14,960 --> 00:33:16,640
Speaker 2: A moon rover and where was the moon rover on

730
00:33:16,720 --> 00:33:17,039
that thing?

731
00:33:17,559 --> 00:33:20,039
Speaker 8: I never I never saw any makes it does have

732
00:33:20,200 --> 00:33:20,640
some sense.

733
00:33:20,720 --> 00:33:22,799
Speaker 2: I never saw the aldar and of the Buzz Alders

734
00:33:22,920 --> 00:33:23,599
talking about Oh.

735
00:33:23,519 --> 00:33:26,359
Speaker 5: It's it's all he's on with the Conan O'Brien, google it.

736
00:33:26,480 --> 00:33:28,480
Punch it up there, Who's who's producing this?

737
00:33:28,559 --> 00:33:32,720
Speaker 2: Punch it up? But the okay, I didn't know that.

738
00:33:32,799 --> 00:33:35,200
Speaker 5: But Buzz was like he was a footage of the

739
00:33:35,279 --> 00:33:38,319
guy getting out of the craft. Yeah, he's stilling, one

740
00:33:38,440 --> 00:33:42,000
small man from a kind and one step and just

741
00:33:42,000 --> 00:33:45,200
so he gets down, a light fixture falls and you

742
00:33:45,480 --> 00:33:48,359
guy go God. You can hear the go cut in

743
00:33:48,440 --> 00:33:51,839
the background. I'm telling you, Bro, it's you see the strings.

744
00:33:52,119 --> 00:33:55,279
It's all like even in the Karen stuff, there's gravity

745
00:33:55,480 --> 00:33:57,519
and then there's all of a sudden there's gravity nowhere.

746
00:33:57,640 --> 00:33:59,200
There's a picture of all the guys in the buggy

747
00:33:59,240 --> 00:34:01,400
with have their helmets a I mean, there's a joke.

748
00:34:01,920 --> 00:34:03,200
Speaker 2: Well the weird bro go.

749
00:34:03,759 --> 00:34:06,440
Speaker 5: All you got to do is google it. Somebody google

750
00:34:06,519 --> 00:34:07,079
it and call.

751
00:34:07,000 --> 00:34:08,880
Speaker 2: It right now. Google it right now. We got to

752
00:34:09,119 --> 00:34:09,440
call it.

753
00:34:11,840 --> 00:34:12,119
Speaker 5: Getting.

754
00:34:12,960 --> 00:34:14,679
Speaker 4: It'll be that one day, hey fuckers.

755
00:34:15,920 --> 00:34:17,880
Speaker 8: I just thought buzz was like, you know it is,

756
00:34:18,320 --> 00:34:21,039
you know, getting a little you know, well, it's getting

757
00:34:21,039 --> 00:34:21,159
to the.

758
00:34:21,119 --> 00:34:22,320
Speaker 5: Point where he didn't give us it anymore.

759
00:34:22,360 --> 00:34:24,880
Speaker 8: He felt like, yeah, it's a little you know yeah,

760
00:34:24,920 --> 00:34:27,559
but no, no, no, no, he was Yes.

761
00:34:27,760 --> 00:34:30,119
Speaker 1: I didn't know that either, because I would any of

762
00:34:30,199 --> 00:34:32,840
these guys, you know, a lot of them were daredevils.

763
00:34:32,880 --> 00:34:34,880
Speaker 2: I didn't break the state mas.

764
00:34:35,079 --> 00:34:37,440
Speaker 5: No, they were jet pilot, jet pilot.

765
00:34:37,480 --> 00:34:39,199
Speaker 1: So these are guys who when they got out of

766
00:34:39,280 --> 00:34:44,679
these planes and stuff, you're adrenaline's pumping hard. I would assume,

767
00:34:44,800 --> 00:34:47,119
I mean, I've done drag racing with cars, and you

768
00:34:47,159 --> 00:34:48,800
would you get out of there and the man you're

769
00:34:48,840 --> 00:34:50,000
buzzing because you just want.

770
00:34:49,880 --> 00:34:52,599
Speaker 5: To question about it. But you look at that, you

771
00:34:52,679 --> 00:34:54,679
look at that press conference when they came back, and

772
00:34:54,760 --> 00:34:57,679
I swear to god, it was just they it feels

773
00:34:57,800 --> 00:34:59,400
like they.

774
00:34:59,440 --> 00:35:02,599
Speaker 1: Have hang ton of second here was perfect when he

775
00:35:02,679 --> 00:35:05,920
fact check just popped up? Here a fact check just

776
00:35:06,039 --> 00:35:09,880
came up. Interview clips do not show buzz Aldron saying

777
00:35:09,960 --> 00:35:13,199
moon landing was a fake. An online video combining clips

778
00:35:13,239 --> 00:35:16,559
from three buzz Aldron interviews do not show him saying

779
00:35:16,599 --> 00:35:19,360
the first moon landing was faked, but users are sharing

780
00:35:19,440 --> 00:35:22,679
the video as though Aldron admits that Apollo eleven did

781
00:35:22,760 --> 00:35:23,119
not land.

782
00:35:23,320 --> 00:35:27,280
Speaker 5: He's on Conan O'Brien. He says, what you saw was

783
00:35:27,360 --> 00:35:33,159
an animation. Hey guys, and even Conan's like, okay, maybe

784
00:35:33,199 --> 00:35:35,000
I missed was a mistaken.

785
00:35:35,039 --> 00:35:38,119
Speaker 2: Wait wait here, we'll get something up here pulling it up.

786
00:35:38,159 --> 00:35:41,239
Speaker 5: Look at the light fixture falling during the moon. Dude,

787
00:35:41,400 --> 00:35:46,880
you got Stanley Kubrick, uh Clark who was the famous

788
00:35:47,000 --> 00:35:51,199
uh John C. Clark, and a bunch of Nassau guys

789
00:35:51,280 --> 00:35:53,480
walking on the back laud of Paramount. It's in it.

790
00:35:53,559 --> 00:35:56,159
It's in a red hot Chili Peppers space maybe the

791
00:35:56,239 --> 00:35:58,800
Final Frontier, but it's made it in a Hollywood basement.

792
00:35:58,960 --> 00:36:00,920
That song was made twenty five years ago.

793
00:36:01,079 --> 00:36:04,159
Speaker 2: Bro over over years ago.

794
00:36:04,719 --> 00:36:07,280
Speaker 5: Over what do you I mean? I don't know the

795
00:36:07,360 --> 00:36:09,519
last they have a thing called they have a thing

796
00:36:09,639 --> 00:36:13,280
called you know, I forget what it's called, Karen. But

797
00:36:13,400 --> 00:36:15,800
but if they tell you what they're doing, they can

798
00:36:15,840 --> 00:36:18,239
get away with it. And you know, but but they

799
00:36:18,320 --> 00:36:20,280
lie about everything. You see it. I mean, you go

800
00:36:20,400 --> 00:36:23,239
back to cartoons from the nineteen sixties and there's the

801
00:36:23,320 --> 00:36:25,960
World Trade centers are on fire. You can see it clearly.

802
00:36:26,039 --> 00:36:28,639
I mean, there's there's I mean, there's I mean, and

803
00:36:28,679 --> 00:36:31,480
there's a series of them, I mean everything. Look, I

804
00:36:31,519 --> 00:36:33,400
don't I don't believe a fucking thing they say anymore.

805
00:36:33,400 --> 00:36:35,199
How about that? And so it has to do with

806
00:36:35,280 --> 00:36:37,480
the last three years. You start going down rabbit hole

807
00:36:37,519 --> 00:36:40,960
after hours, like Alison, wonder's nice to know why it

808
00:36:41,159 --> 00:36:45,000
didn't happen. So in the future, if we want to

809
00:36:45,119 --> 00:36:48,760
keep doing something, we need to know why I a

810
00:36:48,880 --> 00:36:52,880
buzz something stopped in the past that we wanted to

811
00:36:53,360 --> 00:36:54,039
keep it going.

812
00:36:54,519 --> 00:36:55,559
Speaker 2: But I think I know.

813
00:36:57,880 --> 00:36:58,760
Speaker 5: Because we did.

814
00:36:59,480 --> 00:37:03,599
Speaker 2: We did it? Did did I remember?

815
00:37:03,800 --> 00:37:05,719
Speaker 4: Very clearly? I think anybody was a lot of the time.

816
00:37:05,800 --> 00:37:07,760
Speaker 5: Does I remember my parents waking me up and we

817
00:37:08,400 --> 00:37:11,079
went down and we watched you guys land on the moon?

818
00:37:12,480 --> 00:37:16,360
What because there wasn't any television when when he taking

819
00:37:16,360 --> 00:37:20,599
a picture, you watched animation, so you associated what you saw.

820
00:37:20,599 --> 00:37:25,639
Speaker 2: With a very hazy memory camera. We saw got that first.

821
00:37:27,320 --> 00:37:28,840
Speaker 5: He makes the points.

822
00:37:29,559 --> 00:37:32,760
Speaker 7: Seriously, here's the thing, folks, see, you got to come

823
00:37:32,840 --> 00:37:36,039
to the Carlton this weekend and if you don't see Jimmy.

824
00:37:35,840 --> 00:37:37,239
Speaker 5: He got whacked by the CIA.

825
00:37:40,199 --> 00:37:43,760
Speaker 7: Carlson Coomedy dot Com, Carlston Comedy dot Com.

826
00:37:45,440 --> 00:37:47,800
Speaker 5: Talked about it. They talked about it, They talked about

827
00:37:47,800 --> 00:37:50,400
it on Rogan. They go, look at the equipment, bro,

828
00:37:50,519 --> 00:37:52,880
what's a joke. Let me ask you question. I mean,

829
00:37:53,719 --> 00:37:57,280
Ron Howard's making that movie about space. They and they

830
00:37:57,360 --> 00:38:00,480
said to him. His grandfather said, he's well, they'll just

831
00:38:00,519 --> 00:38:03,760
give me access to the footage. He goes, He goes, Yeah,

832
00:38:03,840 --> 00:38:06,519
he goes, he goes, he goes, and ghost he goes.

833
00:38:06,559 --> 00:38:09,079
They throw it all away, They got rid of all

834
00:38:09,159 --> 00:38:12,800
They threw it all away. There's absolutely nothing. You do.

835
00:38:12,920 --> 00:38:15,679
All that work, you put all those schematics in read

836
00:38:15,719 --> 00:38:18,760
that movie with Kevin cost and the black mathematician whatever,

837
00:38:18,800 --> 00:38:21,760
and they, yeah, they did all that work and then

838
00:38:21,800 --> 00:38:26,159
they just threw it all away. Let's go there's nothing new.

839
00:38:26,320 --> 00:38:28,880
But really, you didn't say not even just for old timesake,

840
00:38:29,119 --> 00:38:31,360
just for memories. Remember when we figured it all out,

841
00:38:31,400 --> 00:38:32,239
we launched a missile.

842
00:38:32,400 --> 00:38:33,639
Speaker 2: They got rid of all this?

843
00:38:34,039 --> 00:38:35,639
Speaker 5: Does this go? Now?

844
00:38:35,800 --> 00:38:35,960
Speaker 3: Is this?

845
00:38:36,159 --> 00:38:37,880
Speaker 2: Do you work this into your acting anyway?

846
00:38:38,400 --> 00:38:40,280
Speaker 5: I tried to, but people just like I sit there

847
00:38:40,320 --> 00:38:42,400
and tell them that we should have penis because I'm

848
00:38:42,480 --> 00:38:45,119
up on stage, running through, running through their bubble garden

849
00:38:45,159 --> 00:38:47,679
like a pin. It's not my job to wait.

850
00:38:47,760 --> 00:38:50,280
Speaker 4: You never stopped. I can't stand it never stops.

851
00:38:50,559 --> 00:38:53,360
Speaker 1: I read an army such good points. I read an

852
00:38:53,440 --> 00:38:56,199
article years ago that where you called and you were

853
00:38:56,280 --> 00:39:01,159
part of uh of Sam's Possible sort of, but you

854
00:39:01,199 --> 00:39:02,960
said he was the most rock and roll comic. I

855
00:39:03,000 --> 00:39:05,119
would say that you've you're kind of not. I don't

856
00:39:05,119 --> 00:39:08,000
know if it's rock and roll, but it's certainly that edge.

857
00:39:08,079 --> 00:39:11,199
Speaker 2: That's what I've always always loved about Jimmy Schubert. Well, yeah,

858
00:39:11,280 --> 00:39:13,320
it's intelligent, you're smart.

859
00:39:13,519 --> 00:39:13,719
Speaker 5: Yeah.

860
00:39:13,960 --> 00:39:15,800
Speaker 1: I may not always agree with some of the things

861
00:39:15,840 --> 00:39:18,039
you say. I'm not sure about this moon landing, but

862
00:39:18,400 --> 00:39:21,960
it comes. It has it comes with stuff. There's there's

863
00:39:22,039 --> 00:39:23,760
knowledge behind it, and it's funny.

864
00:39:24,039 --> 00:39:25,880
Speaker 5: Yeah, well there's a little yeah, because you want to

865
00:39:25,880 --> 00:39:27,519
make people laugh and think at the same time.

866
00:39:27,679 --> 00:39:29,000
Speaker 2: Yes, that's well to me.

867
00:39:29,159 --> 00:39:33,880
Speaker 1: Comedy do some comics today have become almost modern day philosophers.

868
00:39:34,119 --> 00:39:37,440
Speaker 5: That's it's almost all of them. Yes, I mean Bill Burr,

869
00:39:37,519 --> 00:39:40,599
I mean Joe Rogan, I mean look at the Chappelle

870
00:39:40,920 --> 00:39:45,639
Chappelle Also, uh, John the guy used to host the

871
00:39:45,960 --> 00:39:50,079
Daily Show, John Stuart, I mean John Stewart. I remember

872
00:39:50,119 --> 00:39:53,360
seeing him on a CNN talk show with was Tucker

873
00:39:53,400 --> 00:39:55,639
Carlson and somebody else. I mean, we just went off

874
00:39:55,679 --> 00:39:57,960
on him because you guys are all it's all it's

875
00:39:58,039 --> 00:40:01,320
all basically division. So you night, we stand divided, we fall,

876
00:40:01,360 --> 00:40:03,679
and all of them, whether whether it's Fox or MSNBC,

877
00:40:04,559 --> 00:40:07,119
they're there to basically divide you. None of these people

878
00:40:07,159 --> 00:40:09,079
are gonna give you the straight trip. They can't tell you.

879
00:40:09,079 --> 00:40:11,440
You can't handle the facts effect that. I mean, our

880
00:40:11,599 --> 00:40:14,000
history has been before. If you go back and read

881
00:40:14,039 --> 00:40:17,360
history books from late eighteen hundreds, you could actually see

882
00:40:17,440 --> 00:40:19,639
they actually tell the truth in those Sartue books. But

883
00:40:19,719 --> 00:40:22,719
in nineteen twenty they changed everything and the Rockefeller look,

884
00:40:22,840 --> 00:40:26,800
you know the whole rock when he was an oil man.

885
00:40:26,920 --> 00:40:29,119
But they find out you can make petroleum based medicines,

886
00:40:29,400 --> 00:40:32,039
and then he took a best fortune and he basically

887
00:40:32,199 --> 00:40:34,800
donated to the medical schools to teach them to teach

888
00:40:34,880 --> 00:40:37,320
medicine different. And they flip the food pyramid. And if

889
00:40:37,320 --> 00:40:38,880
you flip the food pyramid, what do you get? You

890
00:40:38,960 --> 00:40:41,079
get fat people? And what if fat people need insulin

891
00:40:41,360 --> 00:40:43,079
and they I also need all kinds of and so

892
00:40:43,159 --> 00:40:45,360
what their whole thing is? I mean, you know, people think, oh,

893
00:40:45,360 --> 00:40:47,840
they're gonna curea Now they're never gonna cure cancer. I mean,

894
00:40:47,880 --> 00:40:51,679
the chemotherapy industry is one hundred and ninety for a billion,

895
00:40:52,119 --> 00:40:54,920
maybe even more than that. With a b all of

896
00:40:54,920 --> 00:40:57,000
a sudden, they're gonna go, well, we can't make all

897
00:40:57,039 --> 00:41:00,400
this money, let's cure the fucking thing. Just what do

898
00:41:00,480 --> 00:41:02,599
they do? They put sugar in everything, and it feeds everything.

899
00:41:02,920 --> 00:41:05,840
Sugar feeds all the disease. It's absolute poison. They put

900
00:41:05,880 --> 00:41:08,639
half that ketchup bottles filled with poison, you know, and

901
00:41:08,679 --> 00:41:11,559
then wonder why people are sick. You're cooking your food

902
00:41:11,599 --> 00:41:14,480
and seed oils. That's motor oil. Crisco is motor oil.

903
00:41:14,519 --> 00:41:17,519
They used to use the motorized tanks. It's all fucking poison.

904
00:41:17,639 --> 00:41:19,880
Speaker 1: There is if you're not cooking in ghee or beef

905
00:41:19,960 --> 00:41:23,239
tallow Yeah, you know, I use cocon and oil.

906
00:41:23,360 --> 00:41:26,800
Speaker 5: Yeah, cocon and oil is good, but not not olive oil.

907
00:41:26,840 --> 00:41:28,599
You can take two spoonfuls in the morning, but other

908
00:41:28,679 --> 00:41:31,199
than that, I'd only use it for salads. But I

909
00:41:31,239 --> 00:41:34,440
would not cook and I wouldn't poly you know, I would.

910
00:41:34,559 --> 00:41:36,239
I only cook and beef towels.

911
00:41:37,039 --> 00:41:40,039
Speaker 2: Is this whole line of thinking and stuff does to

912
00:41:40,079 --> 00:41:41,039
help attract women?

913
00:41:41,960 --> 00:41:44,360
Speaker 5: No, I don't care. That's another thing. Why would I

914
00:41:44,400 --> 00:41:47,760
give a fucking you want to get a woman? Invite

915
00:41:48,000 --> 00:41:51,960
so I can yell that because they're having too much fun? Yeah, yeah,

916
00:41:52,039 --> 00:41:54,280
sit down, shut out, stop that. What are you doing?

917
00:41:54,360 --> 00:41:57,440
You're ridiculous. No, you're fucking ridiculous. Get away from me

918
00:41:57,840 --> 00:42:01,400
when you bring it to the table besides your vagiant Seriously,

919
00:42:01,679 --> 00:42:05,079
what the fuck are you gonna put Hello? No, but

920
00:42:05,239 --> 00:42:07,840
but I'm I'm seriously, I mean, you know, I mean

921
00:42:08,119 --> 00:42:11,039
pornography is ruined fucking modern men. I mean look at

922
00:42:11,039 --> 00:42:13,599
all this. Look look they put all country synthetics next

923
00:42:13,639 --> 00:42:14,519
to your fucking body.

924
00:42:14,599 --> 00:42:14,920
Speaker 4: That's all.

925
00:42:16,000 --> 00:42:18,679
Speaker 5: Also, you're you're you're drinking fucking soy milk. That's lot.

926
00:42:18,719 --> 00:42:22,320
When your testosterone count the testosterons counts dropped by forty percent.

927
00:42:22,400 --> 00:42:25,320
And most modern men, all these little soy boys running around,

928
00:42:25,599 --> 00:42:31,119
you know, polyester wearing underwear, soy boy douchebags. They're just

929
00:42:31,280 --> 00:42:34,519
crying in the corner, safe space. Get away from me.

930
00:42:37,639 --> 00:42:40,519
I eat fucking meat and eggs and fucking raw milk

931
00:42:40,559 --> 00:42:42,079
and fucking coffee out of the bowl.

932
00:42:42,239 --> 00:42:46,119
Speaker 2: If you are not in comedy at the cross, I'll we'll.

933
00:42:45,960 --> 00:42:47,119
Speaker 5: Get to some of it. I got I got some

934
00:42:47,199 --> 00:42:49,119
notes on some of this stuff. No, dude, you know

935
00:42:49,159 --> 00:42:51,519
what's funny because if you look at these idiots from

936
00:42:51,519 --> 00:42:53,599
the world, say how funny you are been in this

937
00:42:53,960 --> 00:42:56,960
but the World Economic Forum, listen to these feetle you

938
00:42:57,000 --> 00:42:59,559
know what they're agenda is. They want you living in

939
00:42:59,679 --> 00:43:02,039
fucking fifteen minute cities. You want fucking bugs.

940
00:43:02,239 --> 00:43:04,400
Speaker 2: You got to be the opening act when President Trump

941
00:43:04,480 --> 00:43:05,239
goes to the UN.

942
00:43:06,039 --> 00:43:07,639
Speaker 5: Dude, let me tell you. Let me tell you something, bro.

943
00:43:07,880 --> 00:43:11,679
They're feeding people because they change the name of stuff.

944
00:43:11,800 --> 00:43:15,159
They change it like uh you know, uh, you know,

945
00:43:15,239 --> 00:43:16,960
I love these people, like I was watching that show

946
00:43:17,000 --> 00:43:20,239
Bizarre Foods with Andrew Zimmer And if you've seen that show, no, yeah,

947
00:43:20,280 --> 00:43:22,639
he gotta eat weird shit at thirteen episodes do anything.

948
00:43:22,679 --> 00:43:25,000
I haven't seen that guy his pussy, you know. So

949
00:43:25,119 --> 00:43:26,760
he's a little fucking you know what I mean. Nice.

950
00:43:28,159 --> 00:43:31,000
I'm saying he likes to he got like maggots. Yeah, yeah,

951
00:43:31,039 --> 00:43:33,039
he likes to wears the ball without a glove on it.

952
00:43:33,119 --> 00:43:33,840
Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying.

953
00:43:34,320 --> 00:43:37,480
Speaker 5: Hey has smooth elbows, and he likes to sleep diagonally. Anyway,

954
00:43:37,559 --> 00:43:40,000
The point is, so this guy, he's all these but

955
00:43:40,280 --> 00:43:41,000
I love these people.

956
00:43:41,079 --> 00:43:41,119
Speaker 7: Go.

957
00:43:41,360 --> 00:43:43,880
Speaker 5: You know, seventy percent of the world has insects in

958
00:43:43,960 --> 00:43:46,800
their diet. Yeah, that's because they don't live in America,

959
00:43:46,880 --> 00:43:49,920
you jackasses. Their garbage is suppose he's better than forty

960
00:43:49,920 --> 00:43:52,079
percent of the people in the free world. But I'm

961
00:43:52,119 --> 00:43:55,880
telling you they're actually putting ground up cricket protein and

962
00:43:55,960 --> 00:43:58,960
your food's already. They call it a cheetah powder, and

963
00:43:59,079 --> 00:44:01,280
it's ingrains and it's in crackers and it's called the

964
00:44:01,360 --> 00:44:03,719
cheetah powder. I found this out. I go, you're kidding me.

965
00:44:04,039 --> 00:44:06,039
That's all you could say. It's called the cheetah padder.

966
00:44:06,199 --> 00:44:09,199
What's that? It's ground up crickets. I called the FDA

967
00:44:09,320 --> 00:44:12,320
to complain. You know what I heard, crickets. They never

968
00:44:12,440 --> 00:44:13,960
got back to me. Look, you don't I eat, I

969
00:44:14,119 --> 00:44:16,519
ate chicken. You don't need crickets chicken. You don't move

970
00:44:16,559 --> 00:44:17,800
the chicken out of the way and go right to

971
00:44:17,880 --> 00:44:20,199
the cricket, you know, I mean, you wanta wanna pull

972
00:44:20,320 --> 00:44:22,039
of crickets. You gotta have a bake. You can have

973
00:44:22,079 --> 00:44:22,519
them fried.

974
00:44:22,800 --> 00:44:22,960
Speaker 2: You know.

975
00:44:23,079 --> 00:44:26,199
Speaker 5: My stylist Federico told me on the al paka testicles

976
00:44:26,239 --> 00:44:28,960
they're delicious. Yeah, well, there's gonna be no l pocket

977
00:44:29,599 --> 00:44:31,920
testicles on my conscience right until I see a line

978
00:44:31,960 --> 00:44:35,079
of Americans wrapped around building selling the basket testicles. I'm

979
00:44:35,079 --> 00:44:40,920
sticking with the chicken figures. Okay, maybe alpacas and llamasont ruling.

980
00:44:40,960 --> 00:44:42,639
Maybe they're just a spit of people because I don't

981
00:44:42,639 --> 00:44:44,559
want their testicles. They want to be reapetizer about you

982
00:44:44,639 --> 00:44:45,280
ever think about that?

983
00:44:47,440 --> 00:44:49,239
Speaker 2: Greg Owen, is this gonna be opening up?

984
00:44:50,599 --> 00:44:55,239
Speaker 5: Whoa fresh for the villages, Fresh for the villages, Fresh

985
00:44:55,280 --> 00:44:58,480
for those villages instead of general wards. Anyway, it's all

986
00:44:58,519 --> 00:44:59,360
gonna be fantastic.

987
00:44:59,639 --> 00:45:02,760
Speaker 2: It's gonna be fantastic. Yeah, We'll got show tonight to

988
00:45:02,920 --> 00:45:05,360
tomorrow two Saturday only one Tomorrow we're only one.

989
00:45:05,480 --> 00:45:07,320
Speaker 6: Yeah, everyone's partied out this week.

990
00:45:07,599 --> 00:45:08,159
Speaker 2: That's a point.

991
00:45:09,679 --> 00:45:11,239
Speaker 8: We just want to get one good one tomorrow and

992
00:45:11,559 --> 00:45:12,920
your Saturday normal good.

993
00:45:12,760 --> 00:45:16,480
Speaker 2: One is to laugh gets the best laugh.

994
00:45:16,760 --> 00:45:18,840
Speaker 5: But you know what the interesting thing is. I mean,

995
00:45:19,119 --> 00:45:21,159
especially after the last three years, you know, people come

996
00:45:21,239 --> 00:45:24,039
to like it's you know, people have come up to

997
00:45:24,119 --> 00:45:25,800
me after my shows and go, oh my god, I

998
00:45:25,920 --> 00:45:28,360
haven't laughed like that in a long time, and they

999
00:45:28,400 --> 00:45:32,280
forget how important laughter is and your into your own

1000
00:45:32,440 --> 00:45:35,199
mental well being. Yes, I mean, because you watch the TV,

1001
00:45:35,400 --> 00:45:38,159
you'll go crazy. You watch that news, you get angry,

1002
00:45:38,199 --> 00:45:40,400
and it's designed to get you angry. It's designed to

1003
00:45:40,440 --> 00:45:43,320
get you crazy. They don't they don't want to well educated.

1004
00:45:43,719 --> 00:45:47,599
Uh you know, uh, population on their hands. I mean, look,

1005
00:45:48,559 --> 00:45:51,079
it's all coming unraveled, and you see it. You see

1006
00:45:51,119 --> 00:45:53,079
it's all coming around. I don't believe. I mean a

1007
00:45:53,199 --> 00:45:55,320
friend of mine that was in China for the last

1008
00:45:55,360 --> 00:45:57,639
fifteen years, he laughs at people who watch the news.

1009
00:45:57,960 --> 00:45:59,599
I said, why are you laughing? Him goes, because we

1010
00:45:59,639 --> 00:46:03,280
forgot fifteen years ago. It's all propaganda. It's all propagandas

1011
00:46:03,480 --> 00:46:05,639
the people will control the information, control the people of

1012
00:46:05,639 --> 00:46:07,519
this country, if you watch it and you believe that,

1013
00:46:07,559 --> 00:46:09,360
I feel sorry for you. But even if you have

1014
00:46:09,400 --> 00:46:11,519
a little sliver or gray matter between your ears, you

1015
00:46:11,559 --> 00:46:14,719
can tell there's something seriously fucking going along. But if

1016
00:46:14,760 --> 00:46:16,079
you want to sit there and take your right que

1017
00:46:16,079 --> 00:46:18,079
at a fucking tire gauge, you believe everything you see

1018
00:46:18,119 --> 00:46:20,079
on the jan or Fox News, when then you were

1019
00:46:20,079 --> 00:46:21,480
a fucking war on, And I feel sorry for.

1020
00:46:21,559 --> 00:46:24,480
Speaker 8: Honestly, what I'm arguing with is get rid of cable period.

1021
00:46:24,679 --> 00:46:25,519
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, I don't.

1022
00:46:25,639 --> 00:46:26,400
Speaker 6: I don't get anything.

1023
00:46:26,400 --> 00:46:28,800
Speaker 5: I mean, it's why do you think they call it programming?

1024
00:46:28,920 --> 00:46:30,880
Why do you think they call it programming?

1025
00:46:30,960 --> 00:46:33,920
Speaker 1: Even the even the just the regular news, right, it's

1026
00:46:34,079 --> 00:46:37,000
the most depressing ship and someone got shot, someone fell

1027
00:46:37,039 --> 00:46:39,559
off a motorcycle and the weather was slightly warm and died.

1028
00:46:39,719 --> 00:46:42,599
Speaker 2: A truck hit this. It's things I need to know

1029
00:46:42,760 --> 00:46:45,920
throughout my day. I get it. It's somebody's life.

1030
00:46:45,920 --> 00:46:48,920
Speaker 7: But yeah, but who gives the other impact your other

1031
00:46:49,039 --> 00:46:49,719
kiss stolen?

1032
00:46:49,960 --> 00:46:52,239
Speaker 2: Yes, you know your life directly.

1033
00:46:52,400 --> 00:46:54,320
Speaker 5: Yeah, but you're not supposed to carry away to the

1034
00:46:54,360 --> 00:46:57,280
world on your shoulders social media. I'm not supposed to

1035
00:46:57,280 --> 00:46:59,679
have a conversation with a million people in the fucking time.

1036
00:47:00,000 --> 00:47:01,280
What are you a fucking moan to tic?

1037
00:47:01,440 --> 00:47:04,599
Speaker 2: So let me ask this question. All right, you got

1038
00:47:04,719 --> 00:47:05,159
a pena.

1039
00:47:05,239 --> 00:47:06,199
Speaker 5: You're asking a lot of question.

1040
00:47:06,280 --> 00:47:07,719
Speaker 4: Yes, that's the comic on the stage.

1041
00:47:07,760 --> 00:47:09,559
Speaker 5: I'm not talking about the field the same time.

1042
00:47:10,119 --> 00:47:16,599
Speaker 2: Social media is it? Has social media made society narcissistic?

1043
00:47:16,960 --> 00:47:19,760
Or has it exposed are narcissism?

1044
00:47:19,840 --> 00:47:22,880
Speaker 5: I think it's exposed because never before in the history

1045
00:47:22,920 --> 00:47:25,880
of the world have so many unlived lives been so

1046
00:47:26,039 --> 00:47:29,559
well documented. Yes, you know, everybody's a fucking expers. I'm

1047
00:47:29,599 --> 00:47:32,800
a relationship action Kathy. You've been divorced for fucking times.

1048
00:47:32,800 --> 00:47:35,199
What are you telling people? I'm a life coach. Bob,

1049
00:47:35,239 --> 00:47:37,280
you live in a fucking trailer park. Yeah, but I

1050
00:47:37,360 --> 00:47:39,480
got a link view, you know. I mean, what do

1051
00:47:39,559 --> 00:47:43,119
you everybody shot the fun I'm thinking about doing a

1052
00:47:43,159 --> 00:47:45,079
pocket Yeah? Yeah, what do you do? A podcast called

1053
00:47:45,159 --> 00:47:48,760
Please the Love of God? Shut the fuck up? Nobody

1054
00:47:48,880 --> 00:47:50,800
needs I mean, what do you what are you doing?

1055
00:47:50,840 --> 00:47:51,800
Speaker 2: How you can tribute you making it?

1056
00:47:51,840 --> 00:47:55,119
Speaker 5: I'm not talking about you. I'm not talking about show Man.

1057
00:47:55,440 --> 00:47:59,360
You're a broadcaster. You're a broadcaster. I'm not talking about you.

1058
00:47:59,800 --> 00:48:02,039
I'm talking about this. You know, when I'm talking about

1059
00:48:02,079 --> 00:48:05,239
other people. You know, wh I say you, I mean

1060
00:48:05,360 --> 00:48:08,079
you was a group, I mean anybody specifically. No, but

1061
00:48:08,199 --> 00:48:11,880
what I'm saying, but I mean, you know, it's like everybody.

1062
00:48:12,199 --> 00:48:14,760
Everybody's an influencer. I mean no, would I not do

1063
00:48:14,880 --> 00:48:16,239
what you told me to do. I would do the

1064
00:48:16,360 --> 00:48:18,559
exact opposite of you tell me. So if the masters

1065
00:48:18,599 --> 00:48:21,400
are going this way, I'm going to fucking other direction,

1066
00:48:22,039 --> 00:48:24,639
I'm not going with them. I think you're a bunch

1067
00:48:24,679 --> 00:48:28,719
of fucking lemmings. You're all being programmed in precondition. And

1068
00:48:28,800 --> 00:48:30,480
even if you think you are, even and I don't

1069
00:48:30,519 --> 00:48:32,480
know anything either, I mean, once you realize you don't

1070
00:48:32,480 --> 00:48:35,400
know fucking anything, then you start your journey and then

1071
00:48:35,440 --> 00:48:37,199
you can go re educate yourself. I call it the

1072
00:48:37,280 --> 00:48:38,039
Great Unfucking.

1073
00:48:40,639 --> 00:48:42,880
Speaker 8: That's a great book title, Yeah, because I think.

1074
00:48:42,760 --> 00:48:45,639
Speaker 1: There is a book called unfunck yourself right now. There

1075
00:48:45,719 --> 00:48:48,840
is a one book called but the Great Unfucking. It's

1076
00:48:48,920 --> 00:48:50,239
a fantastic title.

1077
00:48:50,400 --> 00:48:52,400
Speaker 7: I google all this ship we're talking about, but I'm

1078
00:48:52,440 --> 00:48:54,480
getting no service in this fucking studio.

1079
00:48:54,800 --> 00:48:56,519
Speaker 2: Oh you know why, because you're not hooked to I

1080
00:48:56,519 --> 00:48:57,639
wouldn't I wouldn't use Google.

1081
00:48:57,639 --> 00:48:58,880
Speaker 5: I would use braves because the.

1082
00:49:00,519 --> 00:49:02,480
Speaker 4: Horn's gone off six times. They're using it all.

1083
00:49:02,599 --> 00:49:04,880
Speaker 8: The cow alarm freaking works perfect, but I can't.

1084
00:49:06,199 --> 00:49:08,880
Speaker 5: That's another fucking joke. That's not speaking of cows. That's

1085
00:49:08,920 --> 00:49:12,079
another joke. You know, these people flying in their corporate

1086
00:49:12,159 --> 00:49:15,639
leer jets and their big limousines to these climbing conferences

1087
00:49:16,639 --> 00:49:19,719
on cow farts. You know, cow farts are the are

1088
00:49:19,800 --> 00:49:22,199
the problem. You know, we would to do cook hook

1089
00:49:22,280 --> 00:49:25,280
up a catalyt converted to cow's ass. Now, just straighten

1090
00:49:25,320 --> 00:49:28,800
it out. Yeah, cow's the problem. It's the real problem. Yeah.

1091
00:49:29,559 --> 00:49:31,920
Speaker 4: Is it really something else that's steal off the cow?

1092
00:49:33,119 --> 00:49:36,400
Speaker 5: I mean, it's just I'm telling you. So. You know

1093
00:49:36,559 --> 00:49:39,519
when you drink the raw milk, you know that's that's

1094
00:49:39,719 --> 00:49:43,519
that's the raw milk is a super food. So you

1095
00:49:43,639 --> 00:49:45,639
go to gallon milk in the grocery store, the DNA

1096
00:49:45,679 --> 00:49:47,880
from one hundred and fifteen cows in that gallon milk

1097
00:49:48,079 --> 00:49:50,639
and they pasteurize it and process all the goodness out

1098
00:49:50,679 --> 00:49:52,880
of it. You drink raw milk. It comes from one

1099
00:49:53,000 --> 00:49:56,679
source and there's like all eleven. You get it from farms.

1100
00:49:56,800 --> 00:49:58,119
Speaker 2: That's where I got it as a kid.

1101
00:49:58,320 --> 00:50:00,639
Speaker 1: Yeah, we used to go drop money in a bucket,

1102
00:50:01,000 --> 00:50:03,920
open a spickett on a on whatever was there. It

1103
00:50:04,719 --> 00:50:07,920
was not pasteurized. Yeah, and that means there could be

1104
00:50:08,639 --> 00:50:13,360
I don't know, there's it's the exactly right to the top,

1105
00:50:13,440 --> 00:50:14,079
you would squirt.

1106
00:50:14,519 --> 00:50:14,719
Speaker 2: Great.

1107
00:50:14,800 --> 00:50:16,679
Speaker 5: Guy just did a test on it. Guy just did

1108
00:50:16,719 --> 00:50:19,800
a test on it and found some hartful trace bacterias

1109
00:50:20,079 --> 00:50:23,360
in this one sample, and the other sample was fantastic.

1110
00:50:23,440 --> 00:50:25,360
There was only one and that's a good kind of

1111
00:50:25,400 --> 00:50:28,559
gut bacteria. And he thought they screwed up the samples.

1112
00:50:28,960 --> 00:50:32,719
He retested them. Raw milk has eleven trace minerals in it,

1113
00:50:32,800 --> 00:50:35,000
which your body is a is a mineral based machine,

1114
00:50:35,159 --> 00:50:38,880
has got posterhus got calcium, magnesium, magnesium, your body in

1115
00:50:38,960 --> 00:50:39,719
your body.

1116
00:50:39,559 --> 00:50:46,519
Speaker 1: This function chemistry teachers, why aren't you a fucking doctor.

1117
00:50:46,960 --> 00:50:50,320
Speaker 5: Six hundred thousand functions in the human body require magnesium,

1118
00:50:50,360 --> 00:50:54,920
and everybody's got a magnesium deficiency. You know, uh, sleep,

1119
00:50:55,639 --> 00:50:58,960
pooping on a regular basis. Everything a magnesium is is

1120
00:50:59,039 --> 00:51:01,719
a But in the in the raw milk, there's eleven

1121
00:51:01,800 --> 00:51:04,960
tradesmen that are very bioavailable to body, and all twenty

1122
00:51:05,000 --> 00:51:08,360
two amino acids. By the way, all twenty two amino acids.

1123
00:51:08,599 --> 00:51:11,719
So it's like a superfood, you know. So, but you

1124
00:51:11,800 --> 00:51:13,679
go drink that pasturize shit and get back.

1125
00:51:13,760 --> 00:51:15,519
Speaker 4: Could you imagine them being your doctor comes in.

1126
00:51:18,360 --> 00:51:21,360
Speaker 1: But I'm going if you had Jimmy Schubert as a teacher,

1127
00:51:21,559 --> 00:51:24,079
you're forgetting anything in that class. You're fucking around.

1128
00:51:24,159 --> 00:51:24,800
Speaker 5: You're no.

1129
00:51:25,119 --> 00:51:25,519
Speaker 2: Number one.

1130
00:51:25,800 --> 00:51:29,920
Speaker 1: They're behaving and they're listening and fucking life because he

1131
00:51:30,119 --> 00:51:32,960
just if he can talk this way, he's not going bueler.

1132
00:51:34,480 --> 00:51:36,719
Speaker 5: He's like, get in and shut the fucking door. Hey,

1133
00:51:36,800 --> 00:51:38,119
amino acids.

1134
00:51:37,719 --> 00:51:39,199
Speaker 2: And you have a dab a doo and look.

1135
00:51:40,840 --> 00:51:43,039
Speaker 5: I know the Kardashians make it look easy. But if

1136
00:51:43,079 --> 00:51:45,639
you want to walk around and be a fucking idiot today,

1137
00:51:45,960 --> 00:51:47,920
good God bless you. I mean, you can go to union,

1138
00:51:48,039 --> 00:51:50,199
you can go iTunes university and sit in the back

1139
00:51:50,199 --> 00:51:55,400
of classrooms and munch discussions on financial uh, financials, world history. Everything.

1140
00:51:55,480 --> 00:51:58,199
It's free. I mean no, I mean YouTube. I mean

1141
00:51:58,360 --> 00:52:02,960
there is a massive formation out there that is available

1142
00:52:03,039 --> 00:52:05,199
to you and if you just want to apply yourself.

1143
00:52:05,280 --> 00:52:06,920
I happen to build on airplanes a lot, so I

1144
00:52:07,000 --> 00:52:08,519
listen to a lot of different stuff, and I listened

1145
00:52:08,519 --> 00:52:11,199
to podcasts and I listen to people like Barbara O'Neil,

1146
00:52:11,559 --> 00:52:16,039
and there's another doctor too, he talks about the sea word.

1147
00:52:16,199 --> 00:52:19,159
Everything comes from parasites. All disease and the human body

1148
00:52:19,199 --> 00:52:22,239
comes from parasites. And most people don't do a parasite clans.

1149
00:52:22,280 --> 00:52:25,679
You should absolutely do a parasite clutch, which is the whole.

1150
00:52:26,360 --> 00:52:29,880
The papia seeds don't show them to swallom hole and

1151
00:52:29,960 --> 00:52:32,519
you follow them wash them down. Well, actually you need

1152
00:52:32,599 --> 00:52:35,519
a binder. You need a charcoal, a couple of charcoals,

1153
00:52:35,760 --> 00:52:39,440
and then you take the seeds from the papaya and

1154
00:52:39,519 --> 00:52:42,360
the pepita seeds, the pumpkin seats, and one paralyzes them,

1155
00:52:42,360 --> 00:52:43,800
gets them out of the system and they bind to

1156
00:52:43,880 --> 00:52:45,519
the charcoal and you get rid of the parasites in

1157
00:52:45,519 --> 00:52:49,599
your body. The parasites cause muscular dystrophe, they cause even

1158
00:52:49,679 --> 00:52:51,920
some seaword. I won't even say the word, but the

1159
00:52:52,000 --> 00:52:55,079
sea word. Yeah, but you can also if you took

1160
00:52:55,159 --> 00:52:58,079
baking soda in a glass of water with food grade

1161
00:52:58,239 --> 00:53:01,400
probably three percent hydrogen peroxide, and put those drops in

1162
00:53:01,440 --> 00:53:04,239
the water, it alkalizes your body, It alcalizes your mouth,

1163
00:53:04,320 --> 00:53:07,480
and actually it would get cure a lot of a

1164
00:53:07,480 --> 00:53:09,559
lot of stuff. I mean even today you look at

1165
00:53:09,559 --> 00:53:12,199
the people's exposure to the sun is down with fifty pc,

1166
00:53:12,599 --> 00:53:16,280
but skin canser is up thirty one percent. It's interesting.

1167
00:53:16,320 --> 00:53:18,599
It could probably could your spirit and class a karsage

1168
00:53:18,679 --> 00:53:20,840
on your largest organ in your body, which you just get.

1169
00:53:20,960 --> 00:53:22,480
I'm telling you. When I used to play golf, I

1170
00:53:22,599 --> 00:53:24,760
used to put on that sunscreen, not a lot because

1171
00:53:24,760 --> 00:53:28,400
I hated I got. But I started using whipped beef tallow,

1172
00:53:28,599 --> 00:53:31,639
believe it or not, which matches human collagen production. And

1173
00:53:31,719 --> 00:53:34,920
the other thing is people wear sunglasses sunglasses. You shouldn't

1174
00:53:34,920 --> 00:53:36,880
wear sunglasses when you win the sun because your eyes

1175
00:53:36,920 --> 00:53:39,360
are like lenses to send a message in the brain

1176
00:53:39,440 --> 00:53:42,039
to tell your body how much melin the release to

1177
00:53:42,119 --> 00:53:44,719
protect you from the sun. But you put sunglasses on

1178
00:53:44,760 --> 00:53:46,360
you out in the sun, and you get third the

1179
00:53:46,400 --> 00:53:48,760
green burns on your penis at the New beach because

1180
00:53:48,760 --> 00:53:50,280
you wear sunglasses like a jackass.

1181
00:53:50,440 --> 00:53:53,079
Speaker 8: Where do you buy whipped fucking beef Palow.

1182
00:53:56,639 --> 00:53:59,320
Speaker 5: Amazon, they got a baby, they got they got bees wax,

1183
00:53:59,400 --> 00:54:01,159
they got it, they got.

1184
00:54:01,280 --> 00:54:03,280
Speaker 8: They've never even heard of beef tallo before.

1185
00:54:03,360 --> 00:54:05,599
Speaker 5: Bro, I'm cooking it. And look. My rule is if

1186
00:54:05,639 --> 00:54:07,320
I wouldn't need it. I'm not putting on my body.

1187
00:54:07,480 --> 00:54:10,079
But beef tallo also was really good for a fatty liver.

1188
00:54:10,239 --> 00:54:10,880
They won't tell you that.

1189
00:54:13,199 --> 00:54:15,760
Speaker 1: Look at this, because I just saw Monroe County has

1190
00:54:16,760 --> 00:54:20,639
sixteen point something percent of people are excessive drinkers. And

1191
00:54:20,760 --> 00:54:24,760
excessive drinkers, by definition, is a woman who drinks four

1192
00:54:24,920 --> 00:54:27,199
more a day, eight or more a week. A guy

1193
00:54:27,320 --> 00:54:30,159
is five or more day, fifteen or more a week.

1194
00:54:30,559 --> 00:54:33,840
Speaker 8: At that day, like every day, or in fact, can

1195
00:54:33,840 --> 00:54:34,679
I do like that one day?

1196
00:54:35,000 --> 00:54:37,639
Speaker 5: Friend of mine's a big Friday Saturday friend of mine's

1197
00:54:37,639 --> 00:54:39,719
a big drinker, and guy gave blood. There was an

1198
00:54:39,719 --> 00:54:41,880
olive in it. You know, That's what I'm saying. I say,

1199
00:54:41,880 --> 00:54:44,119
you know i'd sell you. No, I'm kidding.

1200
00:54:44,480 --> 00:54:46,760
Speaker 4: Seven seven pounds of beef tallow on Amazon.

1201
00:54:47,920 --> 00:54:50,320
Speaker 2: How much I'm gonna say, fifteen ninety nine.

1202
00:54:50,679 --> 00:54:52,880
Speaker 8: I'm gonna say forty three bucks.

1203
00:54:54,280 --> 00:54:58,119
Speaker 5: Fifteen pounds of beef tel seven pounds, seven pounds, Uh

1204
00:54:58,199 --> 00:54:59,079
probably thirty bucks.

1205
00:55:00,239 --> 00:55:01,440
Speaker 6: Yeah, but fucking damn it.

1206
00:55:01,519 --> 00:55:04,199
Speaker 5: Two look at me, and it'll be here Monday. I

1207
00:55:04,239 --> 00:55:08,599
don't know about the beef tail yeah, now.

1208
00:55:07,239 --> 00:55:07,840
Speaker 2: But you cook it.

1209
00:55:09,280 --> 00:55:12,760
Speaker 5: It's got zero zero points zero three percent of anything

1210
00:55:12,960 --> 00:55:15,719
freaking like you know those seed oils. It's actually beef

1211
00:55:15,760 --> 00:55:17,800
tawt is actually good for you. Yeah, but I use

1212
00:55:17,880 --> 00:55:21,519
on my face right now. It's hydrating, it's moisturizing, deep

1213
00:55:21,599 --> 00:55:23,400
hydration and cocon on one.

1214
00:55:23,880 --> 00:55:27,320
Speaker 4: Coming soon to the menu. Accommodate the Carlson cooked and

1215
00:55:27,400 --> 00:55:30,679
beef tail, Jimmy Schubert's wings cooked and beef tael.

1216
00:55:30,920 --> 00:55:32,400
Speaker 5: Well, you know what, when you're on the road, if

1217
00:55:32,440 --> 00:55:35,960
you go to uh the buffalo wings, they cooking beef tawtl.

1218
00:55:36,000 --> 00:55:39,000
They cooked the wings and beef towel. Really Yeah, McDonald's

1219
00:55:39,039 --> 00:55:41,480
used to cooking beef towel back in the seventies. It

1220
00:55:41,559 --> 00:55:44,360
was when it was good. But now it's all fucking poisoned.

1221
00:55:44,840 --> 00:55:46,679
If you're eating McDonald I feel sorry for you.

1222
00:55:46,960 --> 00:55:49,239
Speaker 1: Well, pause here to catch our breath. And Jimmy's got

1223
00:55:49,320 --> 00:55:53,239
some fantastic stories about his dad's time as a detective

1224
00:55:53,280 --> 00:55:56,039
in Philly. It's coming up right after this. Look going

1225
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to kick off twenty twenty five with a bang. Then

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you got a head to where the spirits are high

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and the music is hot. Iron Smoke Distillery right here

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in Fairport, New York.

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Speaker 2: I call Iron Smoke.

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Speaker 1: The pioneers who transformed the old cannery into Rochester's coolest

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hangout are serving up another sizzling Saturday of entertainment. Come

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over there and enjoy the acoustic sunset sessions. They begin

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at three point thirty with Rosewood Station this Saturday, January fourth,

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and then at eight thirty on the stage that Whiskey

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built its Tryst. That's right, you could be sipping on

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a Peacemaker cocktail while soaking in those sweet acoustic vibes

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or the live music of Tryst. Iron Smoke isn't just

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a distillery. They're the spark that ignited Fairport's entertainment revolution.

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Thanks to their vision, the historic cannery district is now

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buzzing with life and really great times. So grab your

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friends and head to one to eleven Pars Avenue, Saturday,

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January fourth. Trust me, this is how you start a

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new year right, Iron Smoke Distillery, where great spirits meet

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good times in Fairport, New York. Baby, you know what

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would make a great gift getting rid of your honey

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do list or your to do list, I should say,

1247
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is this project.

1248
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Speaker 2: Pile up around your house.

1249
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Speaker 1: You don't have time to get to them and let

1250
00:57:08,360 --> 00:57:10,559
me get honest, you probably don't have the skills either.

1251
00:57:10,679 --> 00:57:13,440
I mean, you might get so frustrated that you actually

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make things worse. That's why you call Mac of All Trades.

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That's right, Mac and his crew fantastic five eight five

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Speaker 2: Mack will take care of everything.

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Speaker 5: You need.

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Speaker 1: A room painted done? Want to put a drop ceiling

1258
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in your finished basement done? When I finally get the old.

1259
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Speaker 2: Carpet out and put some nice hardwoods in.

1260
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Speaker 1: Mac can do all of the projects that you've been

1261
00:57:34,920 --> 00:57:37,880
saying for years you're gonna do now in twenty twenty five.

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It's done thanks to Mac of All Trades. Check them

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out online at Macofalltrades dot net and give them a

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call at five eight five two zero two ninety two eighteen.

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you to all our great sponsors here at Billified. Now

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back to the funny professor. I'll call him Jimmy Schubert.

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00:58:39,559 --> 00:58:42,039
What's what's twenty twenty five gonna have for Jimmy Schubert?

1284
00:58:42,079 --> 00:58:42,639
What's up bringing?

1285
00:58:42,800 --> 00:58:45,599
Speaker 5: Well, we still have those two movies to be released.

1286
00:58:45,599 --> 00:58:46,920
I have a new special coming out. I have a

1287
00:58:46,960 --> 00:58:51,119
new album coming out, and continue to you know, write,

1288
00:58:51,159 --> 00:58:54,280
write jokes and write comedy and educate people.

1289
00:58:54,639 --> 00:58:57,840
Speaker 2: I kind of like this, Like I like what Timmy,

1290
00:58:57,920 --> 00:58:58,079
I do.

1291
00:58:58,360 --> 00:59:01,199
Speaker 7: I find out that I'm just because you feel like,

1292
00:59:01,360 --> 00:59:03,760
you know, like you feel smarter when you leave, you

1293
00:59:03,880 --> 00:59:05,960
know smart, But no, actually I feel dumber because like

1294
00:59:06,039 --> 00:59:08,280
I want, I want to believe that we did land

1295
00:59:08,320 --> 00:59:11,119
on a fucking BOLLI but he's given me so much

1296
00:59:11,199 --> 00:59:14,000
fucking ship today, and I'm like, he's fucking right.

1297
00:59:14,159 --> 00:59:16,159
Speaker 5: Well, you could just fucking google it, I mean, go

1298
00:59:16,239 --> 00:59:18,559
down look, And I wouldn't. I wouldn't go down. I want,

1299
00:59:18,599 --> 00:59:20,719
I wouldn't go down Google. Actually I would use a

1300
00:59:21,199 --> 00:59:24,480
search engine like Brave that doesn't limit your your your search.

1301
00:59:24,480 --> 00:59:25,199
Speaker 2: I don't know Brave.

1302
00:59:25,880 --> 00:59:28,559
Speaker 5: Yeah, well it's like proton mail, you know, when they're

1303
00:59:28,559 --> 00:59:30,559
reading everything you do and seeing everything you do. You know,

1304
00:59:30,679 --> 00:59:33,920
we live in a digital panopogon now, so every.

1305
00:59:33,800 --> 00:59:35,800
Speaker 2: Singing there's no such thing as privacy anymore.

1306
00:59:35,880 --> 00:59:37,960
Speaker 5: No, but that's why. That's why I tell people behave

1307
00:59:38,079 --> 00:59:39,960
like you're being watched all the time, because you are.

1308
00:59:40,280 --> 00:59:41,519
I mean obviously they would.

1309
00:59:41,840 --> 00:59:44,360
Speaker 1: People are just whipping the cameras out and some of

1310
00:59:44,440 --> 00:59:46,280
them are telling on themselves or their call.

1311
00:59:46,320 --> 00:59:47,719
Speaker 5: But I have a friend of mine is a detective.

1312
00:59:47,760 --> 00:59:50,079
He goes, the greatest thing that ever happened law enforcement

1313
00:59:50,199 --> 00:59:51,840
is a social media because not only you were an

1314
00:59:51,840 --> 00:59:54,039
idiot and you robbed the house, then you went online,

1315
00:59:54,159 --> 00:59:59,719
but all this ship next year. Yeah, I mean, it's

1316
00:59:59,840 --> 01:00:01,960
it's you're not dealing with the smartest group. But my

1317
01:00:02,079 --> 01:00:04,000
dad was a detective in the city of Philade, Wia.

1318
01:00:04,320 --> 01:00:07,159
He tells me this story. It's hilarious, Like they first

1319
01:00:07,280 --> 01:00:09,639
came out with the idea of light detector tests, but

1320
01:00:09,719 --> 01:00:12,679
they were like Philadelphia detectives in the light detective test,

1321
01:00:12,719 --> 01:00:14,760
they wouldn't do the thing. So they had these guys

1322
01:00:14,800 --> 01:00:16,639
come in and they would do this as a joke.

1323
01:00:17,039 --> 01:00:21,599
They had a hubcap from a beetle a VW and

1324
01:00:21,719 --> 01:00:24,840
they would run wires from it. They would and they

1325
01:00:24,840 --> 01:00:28,239
would go into the copy machine and they go, well, well,

1326
01:00:28,280 --> 01:00:30,480
then you'd be willing to take a light detective test.

1327
01:00:30,519 --> 01:00:32,920
And then they goes, yeah, take a light of detective test, okay.

1328
01:00:33,559 --> 01:00:35,000
And they would send them with his back to the

1329
01:00:35,639 --> 01:00:37,519
machine and they put the hub cap on. It would

1330
01:00:37,800 --> 01:00:40,000
just scrap it on his head and they said is

1331
01:00:40,039 --> 01:00:44,000
your name Bill Washington? Yeah? And they had two pieces

1332
01:00:44,000 --> 01:00:46,159
of paper, one said true, one said false. Right, so

1333
01:00:46,440 --> 01:00:48,239
the true paper they would start with truth prayer. So

1334
01:00:48,320 --> 01:00:51,559
your name going and you see that's true? Now do

1335
01:00:51,639 --> 01:00:57,639
you live at thirty four fifty seven Chestnut Street. I do, okay,

1336
01:00:57,719 --> 01:01:01,159
see you tell me the truth. And then they make

1337
01:01:02,199 --> 01:01:04,519
the guy would switch the papers, He goes, did you

1338
01:01:04,599 --> 01:01:05,320
commit that crime?

1339
01:01:05,400 --> 01:01:05,880
Speaker 2: Did you run?

1340
01:01:06,840 --> 01:01:08,719
Speaker 5: See now you're lying to me. All right, I'll tell

1341
01:01:08,760 --> 01:01:12,800
you what happened, dude.

1342
01:01:12,880 --> 01:01:14,199
Speaker 4: How fucking funny is that?

1343
01:01:14,360 --> 01:01:16,599
Speaker 5: Dude? I'm my own man has the greatest stories about

1344
01:01:16,639 --> 01:01:19,920
being a detective of nineteen seventy. Like, dude, he was, Uh,

1345
01:01:20,199 --> 01:01:21,960
there was like a sidling warm went off of this

1346
01:01:22,079 --> 01:01:24,840
bank robbery, right, and there's a there's a wheelman, and

1347
01:01:24,920 --> 01:01:27,440
a wheelman pulls in. He's sitting there waiting, and the

1348
01:01:27,519 --> 01:01:29,360
two guys win the bank. They tripped a side arm,

1349
01:01:29,400 --> 01:01:31,119
and the two guys in the bank run out the

1350
01:01:31,239 --> 01:01:33,760
back well. The wheelman is like sitting there and then

1351
01:01:33,800 --> 01:01:36,920
all of a sudden, the guy cut off all the things,

1352
01:01:37,119 --> 01:01:39,360
and the guy's just sitting there. He's just in his

1353
01:01:39,440 --> 01:01:42,039
cards and there's like five or six cigarettes sitting outside

1354
01:01:42,039 --> 01:01:45,360
the door. Sir, He's like, let me see the driver's

1355
01:01:45,440 --> 01:01:48,360
license to pull it armed bank robbery, bank rubbery, Thank

1356
01:01:48,440 --> 01:01:50,079
rubbery guys. Okay, you step out of the car for

1357
01:01:50,079 --> 01:01:52,280
a minute, and said they get him in. But it

1358
01:01:52,400 --> 01:01:55,440
happens to be the day before the eve of Halloween

1359
01:01:55,920 --> 01:01:58,400
and the captain of the squad's next motorcycle cop had

1360
01:01:58,440 --> 01:02:01,079
a guy who was like a six six two seventy

1361
01:02:01,480 --> 01:02:05,159
big guy, and he's going to a big party, costume

1362
01:02:05,239 --> 01:02:07,480
party with his wife. His wife's been looking forward to it.

1363
01:02:07,519 --> 01:02:09,679
It's with the chief of police, the marat. The thing's

1364
01:02:09,679 --> 01:02:11,119
gonna it's gonna be a big to do. It's a

1365
01:02:11,199 --> 01:02:14,320
big costume party in the city of Philadelphia, and my

1366
01:02:14,440 --> 01:02:17,079
wife's looking forward to Well, they locked this guy up

1367
01:02:17,639 --> 01:02:19,679
and the cantin goes, you better get that guy talking

1368
01:02:19,960 --> 01:02:22,360
because I'm if I miss this party, my wife's gonna

1369
01:02:22,440 --> 01:02:24,000
kill me. So we had to close this out and

1370
01:02:24,119 --> 01:02:26,679
get it done. Yeah yeah dah, and said he go

1371
01:02:26,760 --> 01:02:29,440
in there and go fuck you, SA ain't nothing. I

1372
01:02:29,480 --> 01:02:32,400
don't know where he is. And then you're knocking the class.

1373
01:02:32,840 --> 01:02:35,400
And now the captain of the squad is dressed up

1374
01:02:36,039 --> 01:02:38,679
in his calloween outfit, which is a giant bunny rabbit,

1375
01:02:38,920 --> 01:02:41,199
and his nightstick was wrapped in pilaster of Paris and

1376
01:02:41,360 --> 01:02:43,039
was painting orange with a little green thing on it

1377
01:02:43,159 --> 01:02:46,480
like a carrot. So he's a big giant buddy rabbit

1378
01:02:47,480 --> 01:02:49,119
and he goes, you go tell that brick that he'd

1379
01:02:49,119 --> 01:02:51,840
better start talking or he's gonna beat the bunny rabbit.

1380
01:02:52,559 --> 01:02:54,800
And so he goes in there and he says, listen,

1381
01:02:54,840 --> 01:02:56,400
I got I got bad news for you. If you

1382
01:02:56,440 --> 01:02:58,119
don't if you're not gonna, if you're gonna keep a

1383
01:02:58,280 --> 01:03:01,039
bullshitt and we're gonna you know what I mean, the

1384
01:03:01,079 --> 01:03:04,039
money like, man, fuck you fuck the motherfucker money. Rabit right,

1385
01:03:04,400 --> 01:03:06,360
And so he goes, all right, I tried to help

1386
01:03:06,440 --> 01:03:08,400
you out. And as he goes, he shuts out the

1387
01:03:08,480 --> 01:03:12,920
light and he closes the door. You see the door going,

1388
01:03:14,800 --> 01:03:16,840
and the door creaks open. You just see the silhouete

1389
01:03:16,840 --> 01:03:19,239
of this giant bunny rabbit. He just goes hopping into

1390
01:03:19,320 --> 01:03:21,679
the room and he just starts beating the balls off

1391
01:03:21,719 --> 01:03:29,840
the game guys, and he just tops back the thing.

1392
01:03:30,880 --> 01:03:33,360
And then wait five minutes and the detector comes back.

1393
01:03:33,800 --> 01:03:35,320
I try to take you. Didn't I tell you? And

1394
01:03:35,400 --> 01:03:37,840
I tell you weren't tell me what happened, because he goes, man,

1395
01:03:38,440 --> 01:03:41,360
bunny rap beat the balls the hell out of me.

1396
01:03:42,079 --> 01:03:43,960
He goes, are you gonna tell me what happened? You

1397
01:03:44,000 --> 01:03:45,239
want to meet the rabbit? No, no, no, no, I'll

1398
01:03:45,239 --> 01:03:48,320
tell you. I'll tell you what happened. So the next

1399
01:03:48,440 --> 01:03:51,760
day the guy goes to court and he goes, you're

1400
01:03:51,800 --> 01:03:54,960
on her, I gotta beat that giant bunny rabbit, and okay,

1401
01:03:55,079 --> 01:03:58,079
let's send him down for a pecondy. It was such

1402
01:03:58,119 --> 01:04:01,199
a great interview technique. Probably use it like four or

1403
01:04:01,239 --> 01:04:04,000
five more times. And finally the judge calls down and goes, hey,

1404
01:04:05,199 --> 01:04:07,159
I don't know what the hell is going on over there,

1405
01:04:07,639 --> 01:04:10,159
but if another guy comes through my courtroom saying he

1406
01:04:10,280 --> 01:04:12,400
got beat by Johnny Byron Rabbit, there's going to be

1407
01:04:12,400 --> 01:04:14,360
an investigation. So I don't know what the hell you

1408
01:04:14,519 --> 01:04:17,840
jackasses over there, but you're better straightened it out. But

1409
01:04:17,920 --> 01:04:23,719
I tho those kinds of stories.

1410
01:04:25,000 --> 01:04:28,239
Speaker 2: Of a million You gotta is he still alive?

1411
01:04:28,360 --> 01:04:30,039
Speaker 5: Yeah, you gotta get him to write a book. He

1412
01:04:30,199 --> 01:04:31,960
is working on it. But you know, is he really well,

1413
01:04:32,039 --> 01:04:33,440
you know, he's trying when he can. You know, my

1414
01:04:33,519 --> 01:04:35,960
mom's gotting a little dementious. Yeah, he was trying to

1415
01:04:36,480 --> 01:04:38,400
try to take care of her and do everything as well.

1416
01:04:38,440 --> 01:04:38,719
Speaker 7: You know what.

1417
01:04:39,039 --> 01:04:40,679
Speaker 5: You know, he just turned ninety one the other day.

1418
01:04:40,760 --> 01:04:41,320
Look at Yeah.

1419
01:04:41,800 --> 01:04:43,639
Speaker 2: Wow, that's it.

1420
01:04:43,840 --> 01:04:45,039
Speaker 5: That's that's a good run.

1421
01:04:45,400 --> 01:04:46,159
Speaker 2: That's a great run.

1422
01:04:47,480 --> 01:04:49,880
Speaker 5: Yeah. So uh but yeah, he's got But there was

1423
01:04:50,000 --> 01:04:53,360
different back then. Things were different obviously, and you know,

1424
01:04:53,719 --> 01:04:56,159
and but he tells, uh, you know, but you know,

1425
01:04:57,320 --> 01:04:59,679
Frank Frizzo was the mayor of the city. Was who

1426
01:04:59,800 --> 01:05:01,639
used to be an old copy. I mean it was

1427
01:05:01,719 --> 01:05:03,679
all you know, it's all like ninety one.

1428
01:05:03,800 --> 01:05:06,199
Speaker 8: Is he fraying stuff in beef waff or whatever the fuck?

1429
01:05:07,320 --> 01:05:11,239
Speaker 5: You know, it's so funny, bro, No, it's so funny.

1430
01:05:11,519 --> 01:05:13,719
Like my mom took care of my dad the whole time.

1431
01:05:13,800 --> 01:05:16,559
See now my dad, I see my my dad doesn't.

1432
01:05:16,480 --> 01:05:17,840
Speaker 6: Was he drinking milk from the tent?

1433
01:05:18,079 --> 01:05:18,119
Speaker 2: No?

1434
01:05:18,239 --> 01:05:21,320
Speaker 5: No, what I'm talking about? What he doesn't? My mom

1435
01:05:21,400 --> 01:05:22,920
took care of him his whole life. So now the

1436
01:05:23,039 --> 01:05:25,159
jackass has to take care of my mom and he

1437
01:05:25,199 --> 01:05:27,199
doesn't know what he's doing. He doesn't that he's got

1438
01:05:27,440 --> 01:05:29,880
don't cooking skills. You know, my brother's wife step up

1439
01:05:29,920 --> 01:05:31,519
and make stuff for him so they can just scoop

1440
01:05:31,559 --> 01:05:32,920
it and reheat it because he's got enough to do.

1441
01:05:33,480 --> 01:05:34,920
I mean, but you know, try to help up. But

1442
01:05:34,960 --> 01:05:37,960
I mean, that's why I'm an excellent cook. That's why

1443
01:05:37,960 --> 01:05:39,039
I like to cook my own food.

1444
01:05:39,159 --> 01:05:44,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, I see that. Go to Comedy Carlson dot Com and.

1445
01:05:44,360 --> 01:05:45,960
Speaker 4: More Carlson Comedy.

1446
01:05:46,039 --> 01:05:49,760
Speaker 5: That a right, Carlson tonight tomorrow and uh Saturday. Yeah,

1447
01:05:49,840 --> 01:05:51,519
we've got one show tomorrow, We've got two on Saturday.

1448
01:05:51,559 --> 01:05:53,639
It'll be hilariousness working with this in all.

1449
01:05:53,599 --> 01:05:55,239
Speaker 7: Of the years I've been doing it since thirty plus

1450
01:05:55,360 --> 01:05:57,440
years now that I've been involved in the comedy business.

1451
01:05:57,519 --> 01:05:59,639
Not only is Jimmy Schubert a friend, but he is

1452
01:05:59,639 --> 01:06:01,800
probably one of the most hilarious human beings I've ever known.

1453
01:06:02,119 --> 01:06:02,800
Speaker 1: Just hanging out.

1454
01:06:03,519 --> 01:06:05,119
Speaker 5: Listen, come out, have a good laugh.

1455
01:06:05,199 --> 01:06:11,639
Speaker 8: You've been you've been with your kids all week, two weeks.

1456
01:06:12,639 --> 01:06:13,400
Speaker 5: Ready to snap.

1457
01:06:13,800 --> 01:06:14,920
Speaker 2: Seriously, have a laugh.

1458
01:06:15,000 --> 01:06:15,840
Speaker 6: He's one of the best.

1459
01:06:15,880 --> 01:06:19,119
Speaker 5: Baby, leave me hilarious and then.

1460
01:06:19,039 --> 01:06:19,960
Speaker 6: Head to the villages.

1461
01:06:21,239 --> 01:06:23,480
Speaker 2: To the villages and get an s t V. It's

1462
01:06:23,519 --> 01:06:24,920
always great to see you, man.

1463
01:06:24,880 --> 01:06:27,000
Speaker 5: You as well. Man, it's fun. I was looking forward

1464
01:06:27,039 --> 01:06:28,519
to it. I can't and we got we used tomorrow.

1465
01:06:28,559 --> 01:06:30,000
I'm gonna be the first guest on Weezy on the

1466
01:06:30,039 --> 01:06:32,159
way back to all right, Yeah, we can walk the

1467
01:06:32,159 --> 01:06:33,159
way back to Wheezy day.

1468
01:06:33,239 --> 01:06:33,400
Speaker 2: Yeah?

1469
01:06:34,159 --> 01:06:36,599
Speaker 5: You know who do I? You know, it's it's so funny.

1470
01:06:36,639 --> 01:06:39,880
Were you there when Opie and Opie used to work there?

1471
01:06:40,239 --> 01:06:40,280
Speaker 1: No?

1472
01:06:40,599 --> 01:06:44,639
Speaker 5: I was not, Yeah, there was. I mean, we started

1473
01:06:44,840 --> 01:06:47,440
like all these guys in radio. I mean it was

1474
01:06:47,519 --> 01:06:49,239
just with wees. Not too long ago. We had a

1475
01:06:49,360 --> 01:06:50,960
we had dinner down in Fort Lauderdale. I want to

1476
01:06:51,000 --> 01:06:53,800
check out his uh his pad down there. Guys living

1477
01:06:53,840 --> 01:06:56,320
a good lake down and high rise down there. We

1478
01:06:56,360 --> 01:06:58,519
went to a nice little jointing some food. But it's

1479
01:06:58,719 --> 01:07:00,559
it was always good to see wee afford to seeing

1480
01:07:00,599 --> 01:07:01,960
them on. But it's always good to see you guys.

1481
01:07:01,960 --> 01:07:03,920
I've been coming to this market for so long. You

1482
01:07:04,000 --> 01:07:06,639
guys are really like family, and I look forward and

1483
01:07:06,719 --> 01:07:07,960
so it was one of my favorite things to come

1484
01:07:08,000 --> 01:07:08,840
back because.

1485
01:07:08,880 --> 01:07:11,159
Speaker 1: The number of people that come out just to say

1486
01:07:11,320 --> 01:07:13,639
hi to you. Some of them can't even stay for

1487
01:07:13,719 --> 01:07:15,480
the show because they've got kids or something, but they

1488
01:07:15,599 --> 01:07:17,760
show up just in between shows to see you.

1489
01:07:17,920 --> 01:07:21,159
Speaker 5: Yeah. Well please told me I got it like a honor,

1490
01:07:21,320 --> 01:07:24,280
like a we said should be. You voted the Funniest

1491
01:07:24,320 --> 01:07:26,480
Ways guest ever like a couple of years running. But

1492
01:07:26,519 --> 01:07:29,880
I you know, uh, since then, I've gotten serious about

1493
01:07:30,000 --> 01:07:32,239
beef tallow and no.

1494
01:07:33,800 --> 01:07:34,280
Speaker 2: Funny Way.

1495
01:07:34,400 --> 01:07:36,400
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's absolutely. I mean I'm always and I'm working

1496
01:07:36,440 --> 01:07:37,800
on new stuff too. I mean I got a new

1497
01:07:37,840 --> 01:07:39,719
album coming out I got a new special coming out.

1498
01:07:40,079 --> 01:07:42,239
Once that drops, I mean start working.

1499
01:07:42,079 --> 01:07:43,679
Speaker 2: On where do you Where do you drop the specials?

1500
01:07:43,719 --> 01:07:45,719
Speaker 5: I'm gonna drop it on my space. Just let just

1501
01:07:45,800 --> 01:07:48,159
let it, let's let it go free. Yeah, because that

1502
01:07:48,280 --> 01:07:50,280
that seems to be the business model you do?

1503
01:07:50,480 --> 01:07:52,360
Speaker 2: Is you use tuber or my Space?

1504
01:07:52,440 --> 01:07:54,840
Speaker 5: You said I was just walking around. I said, I

1505
01:07:54,880 --> 01:07:56,039
was gonna say, friendster.

1506
01:07:59,000 --> 01:08:01,679
Speaker 2: Going. I couldn't tell No, No, maybe he is losing it. No,

1507
01:08:02,159 --> 01:08:06,719
Landing was real. It doesn't even bill face space.

1508
01:08:06,920 --> 01:08:08,960
Speaker 5: No, no, I'm dropping around friends there.

1509
01:08:09,360 --> 01:08:11,719
Speaker 2: No, it is the business model.

1510
01:08:11,840 --> 01:08:15,000
Speaker 5: No, No, you drop it on YouTube. Yeah, and it's

1511
01:08:15,000 --> 01:08:18,079
successible to everybody, and they can just get it because

1512
01:08:18,239 --> 01:08:20,359
because then they'll come to your shows. And it's like,

1513
01:08:20,399 --> 01:08:21,880
you know, it's like, you know, I'm coming from a

1514
01:08:21,960 --> 01:08:24,640
generation where you know, you bought the album, you bought,

1515
01:08:24,760 --> 01:08:27,279
you bought the eight track, you bought the album, you

1516
01:08:27,399 --> 01:08:30,359
bought the set, you bought the c D and you

1517
01:08:30,439 --> 01:08:32,479
got to get the digital download. I'm not going to

1518
01:08:32,560 --> 01:08:34,600
do that and read by the album. Yeah and then yeah,

1519
01:08:34,680 --> 01:08:37,680
yeah exactly, because you're an audio file. It's better to

1520
01:08:37,760 --> 01:08:39,760
be a pedophile anyway. The point is, you know it

1521
01:08:39,880 --> 01:08:41,000
wasn't the other day was it started?

1522
01:08:41,039 --> 01:08:41,199
Speaker 3: I was?

1523
01:08:41,640 --> 01:08:41,920
Speaker 2: I was.

1524
01:08:42,439 --> 01:08:44,720
Speaker 5: I was so hungry because I was doing an interimitte fasting,

1525
01:08:44,800 --> 01:08:46,640
which is yep. But it gets crazy.

1526
01:08:46,640 --> 01:08:48,199
Speaker 2: How many how many hours ago? Sixteen?

1527
01:08:48,279 --> 01:08:50,520
Speaker 5: No, like sixteen hours? Yeah, but I first couple of

1528
01:08:50,520 --> 01:08:52,520
times are tough. I just set the clock back three times.

1529
01:08:53,039 --> 01:08:55,680
But uh, but you go. You know, when you're on

1530
01:08:55,760 --> 01:08:58,840
the road and you're not in short schedule and you're

1531
01:08:58,880 --> 01:09:02,880
not in charge of so instead outside do I do?

1532
01:09:03,119 --> 01:09:04,960
I do it like I couldn't do it. I mean,

1533
01:09:05,000 --> 01:09:07,399
I just can't back get past the name subway. Yeah,

1534
01:09:07,399 --> 01:09:09,359
you know, that's the most disgusting place in the planet,

1535
01:09:09,920 --> 01:09:12,800
holorified drainage pipe. It is supposed like fecal matter and urine.

1536
01:09:13,000 --> 01:09:15,239
Why don't you just call your sandwich shoup the sewer. Hey,

1537
01:09:15,319 --> 01:09:17,319
let's go to the sewer and get a couple of sandwiches.

1538
01:09:17,319 --> 01:09:20,000
I'll have the corn speckled bum turn and the sea

1539
01:09:20,119 --> 01:09:23,439
roll and the whole and the whole fucking ordering process.

1540
01:09:23,520 --> 01:09:25,159
I mean, like, what do you what do you doing?

1541
01:09:25,239 --> 01:09:26,800
I just put it on the board. Give me an

1542
01:09:26,840 --> 01:09:29,760
eight minus the avocado. I gotta play twenty. Quiet You

1543
01:09:29,920 --> 01:09:32,359
like cred peppers? You want greet peppers? How you feel

1544
01:09:32,359 --> 01:09:35,239
about yellow peppers? You want hot pepper, want sweet pepper?

1545
01:09:35,439 --> 01:09:38,439
Want banana pepper? You want alpino pepper, you want salt

1546
01:09:38,479 --> 01:09:41,279
and pepper. You keep pepper me these questions. I'm going

1547
01:09:41,359 --> 01:09:43,439
back there and snack that paper had if your greasy head,

1548
01:09:43,640 --> 01:09:45,319
I'm not supposed to eat fresh when it takes thirty

1549
01:09:45,359 --> 01:09:47,840
minutes to order a sandwich. And you took about conspiracy theory.

1550
01:09:48,159 --> 01:09:51,600
Someone tested a tuna samples at the at subway. One

1551
01:09:51,640 --> 01:09:54,079
hundred percent of samples tested positive for chicken, pork, and beef.

1552
01:09:54,119 --> 01:09:57,720
To your names, Yeah, look I said to it. I

1553
01:09:57,840 --> 01:09:59,720
did stick my head and w to the prick. I said,

1554
01:09:59,760 --> 01:10:04,039
is tuda? He said, it looks like tuna. That's not

1555
01:10:04,159 --> 01:10:06,880
what I asked because I'm being honest. It's a little

1556
01:10:06,920 --> 01:10:07,439
bit of everything.

1557
01:10:07,520 --> 01:10:08,279
Speaker 2: It's a little bit.

1558
01:10:08,439 --> 01:10:10,560
Speaker 5: I want you slap her on everything. Beg we'll put

1559
01:10:10,640 --> 01:10:12,680
up there's a number twelve code everything but tuneing. You

1560
01:10:12,720 --> 01:10:13,760
can put up. There is a number.

1561
01:10:17,800 --> 01:10:21,079
Speaker 4: It just runs. It's just like it just it just goes.

1562
01:10:21,239 --> 01:10:21,920
Speaker 2: That's amazing.

1563
01:10:23,199 --> 01:10:24,840
Speaker 5: We all have our superpower.

1564
01:10:24,960 --> 01:10:28,279
Speaker 1: Yeah, you got your superpower right there, Jimmy Schubert, This

1565
01:10:28,399 --> 01:10:32,119
weekend a comedy at the Carlson and Greg going opening up.

1566
01:10:32,239 --> 01:10:33,920
Speaker 5: Yeah, man, it's gonna be it's gonna be a fun

1567
01:10:33,960 --> 01:10:36,199
week in the shows. Come on out, have some fun. Well.

1568
01:10:36,359 --> 01:10:37,960
I look forward to seeing everybody come out. If you

1569
01:10:38,000 --> 01:10:39,600
can't stay for the show, at least introduce yourself. I

1570
01:10:39,600 --> 01:10:41,920
have a cocktail and after the show, I'll be doing

1571
01:10:41,960 --> 01:10:46,560
complimentary breast exams. It's selling beef two, selling Jimmy super

1572
01:10:46,560 --> 01:10:47,000
beef Talent.

1573
01:10:47,079 --> 01:10:49,680
Speaker 2: I think Jimmy Schubert's beef towel may be the thing

1574
01:10:49,760 --> 01:10:49,920
to go.

1575
01:10:50,199 --> 01:10:51,640
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, that's what I would do. I want to

1576
01:10:51,680 --> 01:10:54,840
travel the case of beef tower. You my life's not

1577
01:10:55,000 --> 01:10:57,560
complicated enough, you know, you know, you know I caused

1578
01:10:57,680 --> 01:10:59,960
you know, I crossed a million miles and United Airline

1579
01:11:00,279 --> 01:11:02,680
no ship to a million mile flyers. No. They give

1580
01:11:02,680 --> 01:11:05,079
me a plaque. And while I was, yeah, I was on,

1581
01:11:05,840 --> 01:11:07,000
I was doing it. I think it was flying in

1582
01:11:07,039 --> 01:11:08,720
Hong Kong. They brought me a bottle of wines. And

1583
01:11:08,800 --> 01:11:11,399
you crossed a million miles. Thank you? Where you are

1584
01:11:11,439 --> 01:11:15,000
you figure maybe wouldn't lose my fucking luggage. Yeah figure,

1585
01:11:15,119 --> 01:11:16,000
figure least you could do.

1586
01:11:16,119 --> 01:11:19,239
Speaker 2: Is like you know what the people what were you

1587
01:11:19,319 --> 01:11:20,079
doing in Hong Kong.

1588
01:11:20,359 --> 01:11:23,960
Speaker 5: I was working over there. There's comedy club over there. Yeah,

1589
01:11:24,079 --> 01:11:26,279
well they speak or it's like Hong Kong was like

1590
01:11:26,399 --> 01:11:28,720
China light and then from there you can go anywhere

1591
01:11:28,720 --> 01:11:28,880
you go.

1592
01:11:28,920 --> 01:11:32,039
Speaker 2: To the most widely spoken language. It's just that sometimes

1593
01:11:32,119 --> 01:11:33,159
the slang is too hard.

1594
01:11:33,560 --> 01:11:35,680
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's what you have to realize when you work.

1595
01:11:35,720 --> 01:11:37,760
You have to work a little broader with your language

1596
01:11:38,159 --> 01:11:40,039
because they don't get slang. But it's like even in

1597
01:11:40,119 --> 01:11:43,000
their languages they say, even China, you know, if I am,

1598
01:11:43,560 --> 01:11:45,079
I means have you eaten yet? Which is how the

1599
01:11:45,159 --> 01:11:48,640
local say Hi. It's coming from guy who can say

1600
01:11:48,640 --> 01:11:50,199
how much for a hand job? In the eye contact

1601
01:11:50,199 --> 01:11:54,680
instead languages. I've been around. Listen anyway, listen to point.

1602
01:11:57,520 --> 01:12:02,760
Speaker 2: Oh my god.

1603
01:12:03,479 --> 01:12:05,840
Speaker 5: What's this podcast? Hitt and drop by the way tonight

1604
01:12:07,039 --> 01:12:08,600
drop it on Monday after my show.

1605
01:12:08,880 --> 01:12:13,359
Speaker 2: No, no, it's live right now on YouTube and Facebook

1606
01:12:13,720 --> 01:12:14,760
the ship.

1607
01:12:14,840 --> 01:12:17,199
Speaker 5: Okay, anybody any comments.

1608
01:12:18,560 --> 01:12:21,920
Speaker 1: And friends to all the platforms, all the platforms, everywhere

1609
01:12:22,000 --> 01:12:22,880
you want to go here.

1610
01:12:23,399 --> 01:12:27,399
Speaker 5: I was just I was fucking around. I thought you

1611
01:12:27,439 --> 01:12:31,039
would get it, but I said, yeah, you know, YouTube's

1612
01:12:31,039 --> 01:12:33,680
gonna spell it out. He's gonna lose a little. I

1613
01:12:33,720 --> 01:12:34,359
have to explain them.

1614
01:12:36,520 --> 01:12:37,840
Speaker 4: You start kickling, you guys.

1615
01:12:37,920 --> 01:12:40,680
Speaker 2: Jesus Christ God, I still use one of your lines.

1616
01:12:40,720 --> 01:12:43,479
I still everybody dropped which one? Mud whistle?

1617
01:12:43,560 --> 01:12:45,159
Speaker 5: Oh no, I got, I gotta, I gotta, I gotta,

1618
01:12:45,199 --> 01:12:47,119
I gotta. I said to him this morning, we had

1619
01:12:47,119 --> 01:12:48,520
a couple of cups of coffee. I said, I got,

1620
01:12:48,600 --> 01:12:51,319
I got a fudge monkey and the what and the

1621
01:12:51,399 --> 01:12:52,079
on deck circle?

1622
01:12:54,319 --> 01:12:58,079
Speaker 2: That circle, Oh my god, I left.

1623
01:13:00,079 --> 01:13:01,479
Speaker 5: Have a sewer was a good one.

1624
01:13:01,560 --> 01:13:04,319
Speaker 2: Yeah, but I like fudge monkey in the on deck circle. Yeah,

1625
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that's pretty good.

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Speaker 5: I'm getting readised in the cornspeckled sewer, trout upstream subway.

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I feel bag grey. Won't we have to do a podcast?

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Got two words? He got two? Sorry?

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Speaker 2: You get he's he's been one. I can't, I can't.

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It's God, I fucking miss you.

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Speaker 5: Coming on to the beep out man, We'll have a

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couple of cocktails, bring up a little celebration.

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Speaker 2: That would be awesome.

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Speaker 1: You know, that'd be awesome, all right for Jimmy Schubert,

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cro Owens, Mark Impalito Comedy at the Carlson, Kevin Muir.

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Speaker 2: I'm Bill Moran, we'll see you tomorrow.

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Speaker 4: See they were looking borrow candle with Tennessee.

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