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<v Speaker 1>One o one Taco on Orlando's rock station one oh

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<v Speaker 1>one one w JR. I brought you by rock the

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<v Speaker 1>Bank our thousand dollars cash giveaways which will be picking

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<v Speaker 1>back up this morning right around nine oh five.

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<v Speaker 2>Start rocking that bank. Everybody rocked it last week, three

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<v Speaker 2>days in a row.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's uh begin of in our favorite part of the

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<v Speaker 1>state for Shenanigans.

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<v Speaker 2>Uh Clearwater.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, yes, taco, very good. Say hello to a fifty

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<v Speaker 1>three year old Dimitrio Wilson and twenty nine year old

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<v Speaker 1>ty Mario Merrill.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, these two fine outstanding citizens up to.

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<v Speaker 1>They were caught, as the police report reads, in a

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<v Speaker 1>quote unnatural act behind a bus bench and right in

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<v Speaker 1>front of a Wendy's on on nineteen in Clearwater. Who's

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<v Speaker 1>not nineteen in a clear Water? Hey, that's na for them.

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<v Speaker 1>This This was my question that they were. Yes, it was,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, nature called and they were doing what what.

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<v Speaker 2>They had to go to the bathroom.

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<v Speaker 1>No, no, no, no, no, I'm sorry engaged animal instincts

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<v Speaker 1>you know too? Oh?

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<v Speaker 2>An animal? I don't know it was with themselves, Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>never mind.

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<v Speaker 1>I just just wonder why these more.

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<v Speaker 2>Gentlemen were making sweet love at the bus bench. Is

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<v Speaker 2>that where you're the bus stout right?

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<v Speaker 1>Well, not on the butt on the grass in between

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<v Speaker 1>the bus bench and the Wendy's Yes. Reading from the

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<v Speaker 1>police report. Hold up these two Wilson unencumbered by pants?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh wait, one of these is a chick? No where

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<v Speaker 2>which all one on my left? And that's a female.

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<v Speaker 1>I thought the same thing you did.

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<v Speaker 2>I thought it was two dudes, like what you said,

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<v Speaker 2>two fine young men.

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<v Speaker 1>Well no, I said hello to Dimitria Wilson in time, Marri.

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<v Speaker 1>I guess Dimitria is a yeah wow Demetria. From the

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<v Speaker 1>police report, Wilson, unencumbered by pants was on his right

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<v Speaker 1>side with her buttocks facing her partner m hm. Merrill's

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<v Speaker 1>pants were pulled down and he was turg He was

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<v Speaker 1>in a turgid state as he repetitively engaged with Wilson.

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<v Speaker 2>I think you gets stopped there.

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<v Speaker 1>The couple was busted in charged with performing an unnatural

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<v Speaker 1>and lascivious.

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<v Speaker 2>Act down here at the bus stop. See I'm ten

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<v Speaker 2>percent bus stop. Remember, Oh you your keys? Uh you

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<v Speaker 2>really uh down down in the keys driving with all

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<v Speaker 2>the guys who just got out of the lock up

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<v Speaker 2>the night before bus stop life. Uh huh, it was cool.

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<v Speaker 2>I shared beer with him. Still never forget when the

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<v Speaker 2>guy goes no, no, no, and pointed to the stab

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<v Speaker 2>wound on his shoulder. But he was like, oh, really

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<v Speaker 2>had a tough night, all right.

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<v Speaker 1>Not to be outdone.

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<v Speaker 2>Florida Man, Florida man, fload man's got to be a

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<v Speaker 2>flooring man. He's got to be a.

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<v Speaker 1>Flying We've got what sounds like Florida Man on the lamb.

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<v Speaker 1>That would be twenty nine year old Jonathan Navis. He

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<v Speaker 1>had driven out of the usual boundaries where Florida Man

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<v Speaker 1>does Florida Man stuff and found himself in Georgia, where

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<v Speaker 1>he spent more than an hour inside an advanced auto

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<v Speaker 1>parts store barking like a dog.

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<v Speaker 2>Was they can stealing batteries or you know, getting expensive equipment.

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<v Speaker 2>He's just in there, barking.

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<v Speaker 1>Let this go on for an hour, I guess before

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<v Speaker 1>they decided to call the police. And the cops were

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<v Speaker 1>called to the store.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, they were open. I thought that he broke in.

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<v Speaker 1>This is you know, during business hours. He's in there,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know, you know, barking.

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<v Speaker 2>Like a dog.

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<v Speaker 1>The cops did show up, he was still you know, barking.

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<v Speaker 1>He was then out escorted out to the car, where

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<v Speaker 1>officers quickly became fully aware of why he was barking

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<v Speaker 1>like a dog for an hour. Math yes, sir, yes, sir.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh bonus was he had an active warrant out for

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<v Speaker 1>his arrest back here in Florida. So Florida man is

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<v Speaker 1>back in his native state now in familiar surroundings. That

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<v Speaker 1>would be a jail.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, it's a long ride back in cuffs from Georgia

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<v Speaker 2>head to Clearwater.

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<v Speaker 1>Right, Well, I don't know where this guy's from. You're

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<v Speaker 1>just assuming he's from Clearwater, doesn't say I thought. I

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<v Speaker 1>thought they drove him from Georgia down the clear Water.

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<v Speaker 1>Now the first two were for clear Water. That was

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<v Speaker 1>Demetria and ty Mario.

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<v Speaker 2>I gotcha, Yeah, somebody said, did that with the wife

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<v Speaker 2>Edie beat At le Vista, I walked by a couple

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<v Speaker 2>engaged at Earthday Birthday.

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<v Speaker 1>That was a particularly hot setting too, not a lick

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<v Speaker 1>of shade there lea Vista Center. When we did it

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<v Speaker 1>there those few years.

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<v Speaker 2>And two that I walked by, I was like, in

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<v Speaker 2>this little colvert almost I thought, all right, man, I've

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<v Speaker 2>seen it all. I'll have a good night ditch sex

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<v Speaker 2>wall they're doing. It was one of these taco whoa.

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't expect.

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<v Speaker 1>That we've got Well, we had a dog story, it's

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<v Speaker 1>only fair that we have a cat story. A high

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<v Speaker 1>school teacher in Australia is receiving multiple complaints for acting

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<v Speaker 1>like a cat in class. The teacher in question works

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<v Speaker 1>at Marsden State High School in Logan City. The teacher

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<v Speaker 1>insist on being called Miss Perr, wears cat, ears and hisses,

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<v Speaker 1>and even licks her hands while teaching. Now this is

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<v Speaker 1>I have more on this on our Facebook page. If

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<v Speaker 1>you want some visuals of Miss per.

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<v Speaker 2>You, Miss Perry, you can do that on your weekends,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, with the puris. But nah, not not in

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<v Speaker 2>the classroom.

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<v Speaker 1>One parent claim the teacher made her child per in

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<v Speaker 1>exchange for candy, which she found completely inappropriate. Some students

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<v Speaker 1>reportedly think the behavior is weird, but you know, just

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<v Speaker 1>roll with it, even though they're uncomfortable and confused. But

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<v Speaker 1>it's a high school teacher. Parents have lodged multiple complaints

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<v Speaker 1>with the school, saying this is completely unprofessional and distracting.

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<v Speaker 1>The school has not made a public statement yet, and

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<v Speaker 1>it's unclear if the teacher will face any action.

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<v Speaker 2>This is just surreal. Come on, miss Perr used a

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<v Speaker 2>litter box. That's what I'm under. And there were you know,

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<v Speaker 2>there were the reports of school age kids doing this.

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<v Speaker 2>Use no letterbox. But come on. Somebody said, having a

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<v Speaker 2>rough start to the day, could use head across shopping

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<v Speaker 2>carts sound effects to pick me up? Right, hang on,

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<v Speaker 2>letna get a sip of water first, All right, I'll

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<v Speaker 2>take lunch. Yeah, all right, let me get behind the

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<v Speaker 2>computer screen.

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<v Speaker 1>So human human beat box sound effects request we do

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<v Speaker 1>anything for our listeners.

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<v Speaker 2>That's what we did. And somebody said add one in yesterday.

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<v Speaker 2>I'd have to go back to what the text was.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh god, what was it.

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<v Speaker 1>Anyway, we're gonna harken back to circle nineteen eighty seven.

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<v Speaker 1>Lynch working at a Usowski Family Foods in Lake Park, Florida,

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<v Speaker 1>where we have apprehended a shoplifter that we wait and

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<v Speaker 1>laid and wait for outside the store in the overnight

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<v Speaker 1>hours m h. As the shopping carts are lined up

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<v Speaker 1>on the front sidewalk while the floor guy was in

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<v Speaker 1>there doing his thing. Got him in the headlock. He's

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<v Speaker 1>ready to rake his face across their.

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't mean to steal the stake. Don't lie you

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<v Speaker 2>having your pants solid work, Lynchers, solid work. We're here

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