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Speaker 2: Start rocking that bank. Everybody rocked it last week, three
Speaker 2: days in a row.
Speaker 1: Let's uh begin of in our favorite part of the
Speaker 1: state for Shenanigans.
Speaker 2: Uh Clearwater.
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, taco, very good. Say hello to a fifty
Speaker 1: three year old Dimitrio Wilson and twenty nine year old
Speaker 1: ty Mario Merrill.
Speaker 2: Well, these two fine outstanding citizens up to.
Speaker 1: They were caught, as the police report reads, in a
Speaker 1: quote unnatural act behind a bus bench and right in
Speaker 1: front of a Wendy's on on nineteen in Clearwater. Who's
Speaker 1: not nineteen in a clear Water? Hey, that's na for them.
Speaker 1: This This was my question that they were. Yes, it was,
Speaker 1: you know, nature called and they were doing what what.
Speaker 2: They had to go to the bathroom.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, no, I'm sorry engaged animal instincts
Speaker 1: you know too? Oh?
Speaker 2: An animal? I don't know it was with themselves, Okay,
Speaker 2: never mind.
Speaker 1: I just just wonder why these more.
Speaker 2: Gentlemen were making sweet love at the bus bench. Is
Speaker 2: that where you're the bus stout right?
Speaker 1: Well, not on the butt on the grass in between
Speaker 1: the bus bench and the Wendy's Yes. Reading from the
Speaker 1: police report. Hold up these two Wilson unencumbered by pants?
Speaker 2: Oh wait, one of these is a chick? No where
Speaker 2: which all one on my left? And that's a female.
Speaker 1: I thought the same thing you did.
Speaker 2: I thought it was two dudes, like what you said,
Speaker 2: two fine young men.
Speaker 1: Well no, I said hello to Dimitria Wilson in time, Marri.
Speaker 1: I guess Dimitria is a yeah wow Demetria. From the
Speaker 1: police report, Wilson, unencumbered by pants was on his right
Speaker 1: side with her buttocks facing her partner m hm. Merrill's
Speaker 1: pants were pulled down and he was turg He was
Speaker 1: in a turgid state as he repetitively engaged with Wilson.
Speaker 2: I think you gets stopped there.
Speaker 1: The couple was busted in charged with performing an unnatural
Speaker 1: and lascivious.
Speaker 2: Act down here at the bus stop. See I'm ten
Speaker 2: percent bus stop. Remember, Oh you your keys? Uh you
Speaker 2: really uh down down in the keys driving with all
Speaker 2: the guys who just got out of the lock up
Speaker 2: the night before bus stop life. Uh huh, it was cool.
Speaker 2: I shared beer with him. Still never forget when the
Speaker 2: guy goes no, no, no, and pointed to the stab
Speaker 2: wound on his shoulder. But he was like, oh, really
Speaker 2: had a tough night, all right.
Speaker 1: Not to be outdone.
Speaker 2: Florida Man, Florida man, fload man's got to be a
Speaker 2: flooring man. He's got to be a.
Speaker 1: Flying We've got what sounds like Florida Man on the lamb.
Speaker 1: That would be twenty nine year old Jonathan Navis. He
Speaker 1: had driven out of the usual boundaries where Florida Man
Speaker 1: does Florida Man stuff and found himself in Georgia, where
Speaker 1: he spent more than an hour inside an advanced auto
Speaker 1: parts store barking like a dog.
Speaker 2: Was they can stealing batteries or you know, getting expensive equipment.
Speaker 2: He's just in there, barking.
Speaker 1: Let this go on for an hour, I guess before
Speaker 1: they decided to call the police. And the cops were
Speaker 1: called to the store.
Speaker 2: Oh, they were open. I thought that he broke in.
Speaker 1: This is you know, during business hours. He's in there,
Speaker 1: I don't know, you know, barking.
Speaker 2: Like a dog.
Speaker 1: The cops did show up, he was still you know, barking.
Speaker 1: He was then out escorted out to the car, where
Speaker 1: officers quickly became fully aware of why he was barking
Speaker 1: like a dog for an hour. Math yes, sir, yes, sir.
Speaker 1: Oh bonus was he had an active warrant out for
Speaker 1: his arrest back here in Florida. So Florida man is
Speaker 1: back in his native state now in familiar surroundings. That
Speaker 1: would be a jail.
Speaker 2: Yes, it's a long ride back in cuffs from Georgia
Speaker 2: head to Clearwater.
Speaker 1: Right, Well, I don't know where this guy's from. You're
Speaker 1: just assuming he's from Clearwater, doesn't say I thought. I
Speaker 1: thought they drove him from Georgia down the clear Water.
Speaker 1: Now the first two were for clear Water. That was
Speaker 1: Demetria and ty Mario.
Speaker 2: I gotcha, Yeah, somebody said, did that with the wife
Speaker 2: Edie beat At le Vista, I walked by a couple
Speaker 2: engaged at Earthday Birthday.
Speaker 1: That was a particularly hot setting too, not a lick
Speaker 1: of shade there lea Vista Center. When we did it
Speaker 1: there those few years.
Speaker 2: And two that I walked by, I was like, in
Speaker 2: this little colvert almost I thought, all right, man, I've
Speaker 2: seen it all. I'll have a good night ditch sex
Speaker 2: wall they're doing. It was one of these taco whoa.
Speaker 2: I didn't expect.
Speaker 1: That we've got Well, we had a dog story, it's
Speaker 1: only fair that we have a cat story. A high
Speaker 1: school teacher in Australia is receiving multiple complaints for acting
Speaker 1: like a cat in class. The teacher in question works
Speaker 1: at Marsden State High School in Logan City. The teacher
Speaker 1: insist on being called Miss Perr, wears cat, ears and hisses,
Speaker 1: and even licks her hands while teaching. Now this is
Speaker 1: I have more on this on our Facebook page. If
Speaker 1: you want some visuals of Miss per.
Speaker 2: You, Miss Perry, you can do that on your weekends,
Speaker 2: you know, with the puris. But nah, not not in
Speaker 2: the classroom.
Speaker 1: One parent claim the teacher made her child per in
Speaker 1: exchange for candy, which she found completely inappropriate. Some students
Speaker 1: reportedly think the behavior is weird, but you know, just
Speaker 1: roll with it, even though they're uncomfortable and confused. But
Speaker 1: it's a high school teacher. Parents have lodged multiple complaints
Speaker 1: with the school, saying this is completely unprofessional and distracting.
Speaker 1: The school has not made a public statement yet, and
Speaker 1: it's unclear if the teacher will face any action.
Speaker 2: This is just surreal. Come on, miss Perr used a
Speaker 2: litter box. That's what I'm under. And there were you know,
Speaker 2: there were the reports of school age kids doing this.
Speaker 2: Use no letterbox. But come on. Somebody said, having a
Speaker 2: rough start to the day, could use head across shopping
Speaker 2: carts sound effects to pick me up? Right, hang on,
Speaker 2: letna get a sip of water first, All right, I'll
Speaker 2: take lunch. Yeah, all right, let me get behind the
Speaker 2: computer screen.
Speaker 1: So human human beat box sound effects request we do
Speaker 1: anything for our listeners.
Speaker 2: That's what we did. And somebody said add one in yesterday.
Speaker 2: I'd have to go back to what the text was.
Speaker 2: Oh god, what was it.
Speaker 1: Anyway, we're gonna harken back to circle nineteen eighty seven.
Speaker 1: Lynch working at a Usowski Family Foods in Lake Park, Florida,
Speaker 1: where we have apprehended a shoplifter that we wait and
Speaker 1: laid and wait for outside the store in the overnight
Speaker 1: hours m h. As the shopping carts are lined up
Speaker 1: on the front sidewalk while the floor guy was in
Speaker 1: there doing his thing. Got him in the headlock. He's
Speaker 1: ready to rake his face across their.
Speaker 2: I didn't mean to steal the stake. Don't lie you
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