Speaker 1: Let me finish.
Speaker 2: This is the first time I committed a hate crime.
Speaker 1: Maybe they'll jerk my dick off or something like that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, probably we've disgusted. I'm associopath.
Speaker 3: Any thrashed relationship, any trash ship. You're a worst friend.
Speaker 3: Do you want to know why you're all fucked up?
Speaker 3: Just look at the fucking problems you hang around with.
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Speaker 2: I'm Matt. I'm joined today by my friend and co
Speaker 2: host Shane.
Speaker 3: That was the best intro you've ever done.
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Speaker 2: entirely commercial free and what the fuck just working? Or
Speaker 2: is this frozen roll credits? My fucking Internet's been so
Speaker 2: shitty lately.
Speaker 3: Maybe a squirrel got in the box. You got a
Speaker 3: box for your computer?
Speaker 2: I do a box. I do have a box for
Speaker 2: my computer. Did I show you that or tell.
Speaker 3: You that maybe a squirrel got in it?
Speaker 2: Did I tell you what I did? It's the dumbest
Speaker 2: thing you could do. It looks retarded, but in a
Speaker 2: fun way. I fucking went to Goodwill and I bought
Speaker 2: this no, like an end table, like a you know
Speaker 2: you'd put on the side of your fucking couch in
Speaker 2: the living room.
Speaker 3: Right.
Speaker 2: It had a magazine dropped down in the back and
Speaker 2: it has a little door in the front. So I
Speaker 2: fucking took a jigsaw and just cut a hole in
Speaker 2: the side of it.
Speaker 3: Attached a fucking is this a jigsaw?
Speaker 2: That is a jigsaw.
Speaker 3: Yes, the battery's dead.
Speaker 2: You're the battery is not plugged in.
Speaker 3: Okay, Oh yeah it's not.
Speaker 2: There's no battery.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's in the battery bag. That's a good point.
Speaker 3: Check out my Dewault.
Speaker 2: Toolbox, fault man.
Speaker 3: Yes, you see that toolbox I just bought from my
Speaker 3: Dwault tools.
Speaker 2: Uh. Oh, someone's trying to drown in pussy.
Speaker 3: Yeah, dude. The Walt is like the pussy magnet that
Speaker 3: existed before a four chan.
Speaker 2: Not like those fucking Ryobi pussies. I don't know that's
Speaker 2: a type of it's a it's the lower end type.
Speaker 3: Oh is it? I've seen? Uh? What is it? They got?
Speaker 3: Like Martinelli? The Walt craftsman. Snap on.
Speaker 2: I think it's not Martin Ellie.
Speaker 3: It's Kie Makita ya.
Speaker 2: You just you just jumped from Ally Forces in World
Speaker 2: War two, Nelly to Makita.
Speaker 3: Now, Martin Elly, that's that fucking uh that's the cider.
Speaker 3: That's the cider that you drink at Thanksgiving. Yeah yeah,
Speaker 3: yeah yeah, but it's still some fucking dago.
Speaker 2: So I cut a giant hole in the box and
Speaker 2: I fucking glued ah.
Speaker 4: Fan.
Speaker 2: Like, what's it called? Fan?
Speaker 3: Why?
Speaker 2: Because then I put all of my laptops I have
Speaker 2: three of them I have to use, and my mac
Speaker 2: all inside of this wooden box, which is it again
Speaker 2: a terrible idea? Enormously because that keeps heat in more
Speaker 2: or less.
Speaker 3: Uh, it's also gonna heat keep heat in if they're
Speaker 3: in a box with a fan.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, the fan is pulling air out.
Speaker 3: Oh the fans not in that box.
Speaker 2: I ripped this side of the box off and I
Speaker 2: attached the.
Speaker 3: Fan, okay, and you sealed off the sides and where
Speaker 3: the fan attaches, and you then sucked out all the
Speaker 3: air to achieve a perfect vacuum before turning the fan on.
Speaker 2: Right, Why would that do anything? You just are trying
Speaker 2: to create motion of air?
Speaker 3: Why do you want motion of air? Don't you want
Speaker 3: to cool the laptops? Don't you want as little air
Speaker 3: in there as possible? No?
Speaker 2: Why why I'm not creating spacelike conditions here?
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I guess, yeah, I guess you. But is
Speaker 3: the other end of the box open for circulation?
Speaker 2: Yeah? I drilled some holes in it?
Speaker 3: Some holes. Why don't you just cut the whole side
Speaker 3: of the box off, and again, I think it would
Speaker 3: still just work better without the box, and you just
Speaker 3: put the fan next to the laptops.
Speaker 2: I know, but I can't put junk and clothes I'm
Speaker 2: not wearing right now on top of it. If I
Speaker 2: cut all the sides off and just leave them sitting.
Speaker 3: That's an insulator that's definitely going to track.
Speaker 2: Keep my blow towards next to it running. So there's that. Yeah,
Speaker 2: all right, how did we even get here? You said
Speaker 2: something about there's sticks in my computer? I don't remember.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, you had a squirrel in that box at
Speaker 3: the computer box. No internet's not working. Oh that's what
Speaker 3: we're saying. Your internet's a piece of shit. You got
Speaker 3: squirrels in a box?
Speaker 2: I don't know squirrels in a box? Is that a
Speaker 2: common phrase?
Speaker 3: Is that you know a little you know, a little
Speaker 3: computer box. Yeah, it's probably a fucking critter in there
Speaker 3: that chewed on a wire. And now your internet's funny.
Speaker 2: Yeah maybe, Okay, it's possible. I got an internet video
Speaker 2: for you here, video for you here. Yeah, that made sense.
Speaker 3: Okay, what is it?
Speaker 2: Well, football season's coming up. I think we're less than
Speaker 2: thirty days away. Oh shit, and I am an Indians
Speaker 2: Colts fan. I'd like to talk about that just for
Speaker 2: thirty seconds. I don't want to do more than four
Speaker 2: minutes on fucking football, but I think you should follow
Speaker 2: your hometown. Now team there's a team Nevada, Arenas Vega,
Speaker 2: Las Vegas Raiders.
Speaker 3: That's not I'm way closer to fucking Oakland San Francisco.
Speaker 2: And said, yeah, well they don't. I mean San Francisco
Speaker 2: has a team.
Speaker 3: Sure, but what else am I closer to?
Speaker 5: Uh?
Speaker 3: Fucking Salt Lake City, even I think is closer than
Speaker 3: Las Vegas.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but I'm not even near Indianapolis.
Speaker 3: Portland is closer.
Speaker 2: Portland doesn't have a team.
Speaker 3: Seattle Seattle is are they North or South Washington?
Speaker 2: I don't how would I fucking.
Speaker 3: Because you follow football. Where the arena's at where the arena.
Speaker 2: By the way, there's stadiums, not arenas. But that's fine.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, stadium's bigger. He told me that, ye stadium
Speaker 3: is where Saddam Hussein will execute a soccer team in
Speaker 3: a rena is where he'll execute his family. Yeah, or
Speaker 3: more intimate?
Speaker 2: No, oh, more intimate? All right, yeah, but yeah, you
Speaker 2: want the bigger public show. That's a fair point for.
Speaker 3: He did that. Yeah, I know he killed the soccer
Speaker 3: team at the soccer field Seattle. All right, Oh, it's north.
Speaker 3: That's okay, that's further away.
Speaker 2: I think it's North.
Speaker 3: Look what's above it? It's Canada. Yeah, it's North.
Speaker 2: No, look it's right here. You've got all of Washington above.
Speaker 3: It, and then what's below it? All of Washington and
Speaker 3: then all of Oregon.
Speaker 2: Oh does it go that deep? Oh? I guess that
Speaker 2: fucking river really threw me off.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're not good at the maps.
Speaker 2: No, I'm really not good with fucking maps, right, I'm not.
Speaker 2: I'm not the best maps men in the world. Lewis
Speaker 2: and Clark would be real fucking annoyed with me because
Speaker 2: we live in Florida.
Speaker 3: It'd be like, I can't believe we ditch that fucking
Speaker 3: Native American bitch for this idiot. This guy said he
Speaker 3: was good with maps. He say he convinced us like, Oh,
Speaker 3: don't listen to this fucking wigwam bitch. Oh she's a
Speaker 3: fucking dumby. She's a girl. You're gonna let her map you.
Speaker 2: I'll map you, perst off one. She's a woman too, savage, yes,
Speaker 2: like her flat face. Wasn't she not really that pretty?
Speaker 3: Of course she wasn't. She was probably sickly and fucking beaten,
Speaker 3: you know, mercilessly as part of her warrior heritage. And shit,
Speaker 3: oh wow she's hot in that picture though.
Speaker 2: Damn I think droll a real sexy there like that one.
Speaker 2: She's all right, she's even a little bit.
Speaker 3: Uh yeah, she don't look great there.
Speaker 2: She's littally androgynouss there.
Speaker 3: Which doesn't even bother me. You know. I meant to
Speaker 3: tell you when we saw Coyla Ray uh open for
Speaker 3: jene Ico. One of the things I said to my
Speaker 3: wife afterwards was because we were both like really impressed
Speaker 3: with Coil Ray. The whole show was great, but I
Speaker 3: hadn't really heard her music. I didn't really know much
Speaker 3: about her. My wife straight up said like, it takes
Speaker 3: a lot to change my mind, and she changed my
Speaker 3: mind because it was just a knockout performance. But one
Speaker 3: of the things I said afterwards was, damn, like, that's
Speaker 3: like the hottest and drought androgynists bitch I've ever seen like.
Speaker 3: She really does it well. So there's a way to
Speaker 3: do androgyny like sexy. She was like humping the floor
Speaker 3: and she had like a little bikini on, and shit
Speaker 3: she was. She was sexy, but at the same time
Speaker 3: she has like guys clothes on and basically no tits,
Speaker 3: So you know, you can't tell unless you pull the
Speaker 3: fucking pants down and check, like you go to dick
Speaker 3: or something.
Speaker 2: A boxer in the Olympics. Yeah, right, and then everybody
Speaker 2: knows what you are.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Then they just take a Russian news story that
Speaker 3: says you got an x Y chromosome and run with it.
Speaker 3: But either way, whether you got one or not, there's
Speaker 3: a way to do the androgynist look sexy.
Speaker 2: Name again, what name the person we're talking about?
Speaker 3: Saka Chawia No, no, who toiler ray c o I
Speaker 3: l E. Oh yeah there you go. Yeah. So when
Speaker 3: we saw her, she had like baggy shorts, sneakers, like
Speaker 3: a little top, so you know, it's like covering her
Speaker 3: tits but like they're not there. And then yeah, her
Speaker 3: hair was like completely pulled back. She had definitely had
Speaker 3: boyvo vibes going, and it was making my dick do like,
Speaker 3: oh you know, like if she had a dick, yeah,
Speaker 3: I guess I would still have to fuck you know,
Speaker 3: like I was thinking it.
Speaker 2: Oh no, no, First off, she has a very feminine face.
Speaker 3: She does.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that is a big deal in the androge anything
Speaker 2: m the the I would even say the fucking tilt
Speaker 2: of the cheeks down when they got those big fucking
Speaker 2: you know the Oh.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't like British faces. Yeah that can can
Speaker 3: we just agree British people are like whenever I think
Speaker 3: of that, like that like big blocky cheek face.
Speaker 2: Ah, don't talk about David that way, oh your cat, Yeah,
Speaker 2: we talk about David later.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but I think of like, uh, yeah, look at
Speaker 3: this motherfucker on the left here with the glasses. Yet
Speaker 3: they're not like nice cheekbones.
Speaker 2: Fucking homo from what he's got, he's got fuck you
Speaker 2: tattooed on his head. He's he's not an average.
Speaker 3: I feel like I feel like that's the cheeks you're
Speaker 3: talking about on girls that is just like really disgusting.
Speaker 2: Right are you talking about hi here?
Speaker 3: Because I'm not No, I'm not talking about where the
Speaker 3: bone is. I'm talking about the impression of the cheek,
Speaker 3: how much of your face is, Like it's a combination
Speaker 3: of bone, jow, muscle, all the fucking shit that you
Speaker 3: would consider part of the cheek area. It combines in
Speaker 3: a certain way on British people that makes them look
Speaker 3: like they were pressed in between two bookends for their
Speaker 3: entire life. You know, uh I would oh yeah, that
Speaker 3: motherfucker right there with that fake square. No, not Tom York.
Speaker 3: I saw a baby once that looked like Tom York.
Speaker 3: I wonder where he's at nowhere?
Speaker 4: Good?
Speaker 2: Did I click away from it?
Speaker 1: With no?
Speaker 3: Go up? He's got like this ai ass head. There
Speaker 3: you go, that's British mother. But here you go. That's
Speaker 3: the look.
Speaker 2: Revealing the face of an infamous nineteenth century British assassin.
Speaker 2: All right, well I have to save this picture now.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we'll say that, but well that's the cover.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, that will be the pep we can go.
Speaker 2: These guys aren't even fucking trying any more.
Speaker 3: They got to dig deeper.
Speaker 2: So, yeah, you brought it up. I Jen and I
Speaker 2: on a whim. I picked her up from work. I
Speaker 2: had to get back to work. I didn't. I just
Speaker 2: skipped it. And we went to pet Smart and we
Speaker 2: were looking at all these cats and they had all
Speaker 2: these like kittens and like cool colored ones in this
Speaker 2: and then towards the end they just had this big
Speaker 2: fat cat and he wouldn't give us any fucking attention whatsoever.
Speaker 3: I next time, Yeah, next time, that's the cat I'm
Speaker 3: going for.
Speaker 2: I like that. So we go around to the other
Speaker 2: side and start trying to bother them. No, then I look,
Speaker 2: I go, oh boy, he sure is winking at me
Speaker 2: a lot. Why is he doing that if he wants
Speaker 2: to run away so much? I notice? No, he's missing
Speaker 2: a fucking eye.
Speaker 3: Okay, so he's got one eye. He's a cat and
Speaker 3: he that's all right. You could hey, all right, you
Speaker 3: could like it.
Speaker 2: The reason I referenced before. He's a little British short hair,
Speaker 2: and his color. Get this is lilac?
Speaker 3: Is that a real color?
Speaker 2: They say? I mean, I know lilac is a color.
Speaker 3: But I thought it was a flower.
Speaker 2: Uh yeah, well, I mean all those violet right, is
Speaker 2: that a flower? It's got to be a color. They
Speaker 2: said his color is lilac. It's not some weird fourth dimension.
Speaker 2: I'm not having to look through something to determine what
Speaker 2: they mean by lilac.
Speaker 3: Now, I thought violet was from Willy Wonka.
Speaker 2: He's talking about the kid. Now, well, then what's an orange? Okay?
Speaker 3: Oh that's a fruit?
Speaker 2: Okay, So anyway, yeah, I got a cat. Now here's
Speaker 2: the thing that's cool. He had a real stupid fucking
Speaker 2: name to start with.
Speaker 3: I disagree.
Speaker 2: We never even played the football thing.
Speaker 3: Hunt. Oh yeah, you wanted to do football. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 3: let's do football.
Speaker 2: No, I let me tell you this first, because then
Speaker 2: I'll be done with football.
Speaker 3: Uh.
Speaker 2: He had a real stupid fucking name.
Speaker 3: I think he had a cool name.
Speaker 2: Did you did? Did I tell you his name?
Speaker 3: You might have told me his name. But I'm just
Speaker 3: going to say this when it comes to pets, I
Speaker 3: like the name you gave your cat, but and I
Speaker 3: and I and it falls in line with my naming
Speaker 3: scheme for animals, which is, like you get them very
Speaker 3: human names. Sure, I like. I like the I like
Speaker 3: playing names. Like for a long time I wanted to
Speaker 3: get a greyhound and I wanted to name her Francine
Speaker 3: or Doreen. I really like that. It's just like those
Speaker 3: and I kind of like, yeah, that's a good one, right,
Speaker 3: that's a really good one. I'm becoming so much more
Speaker 3: of a cat person, though, and I don't see myself
Speaker 3: getting any more dogs, so for now, at least you
Speaker 3: can have the name. But yeah, I love that pattern.
Speaker 3: Or I like to give them crazy, ridiculous, wild names,
Speaker 3: like you know, fucking where in the world is Carmen
Speaker 3: San Diego, And then every time you address them you
Speaker 3: have to say the whole thing or it doesn't work,
Speaker 3: you know. Yeah. Yeah, So those are the two patterns
Speaker 3: I like. And I feel like the first name already
Speaker 3: had that attribute and then you went and changed it
Speaker 3: to the other quality I like. So I'm torn. I'm conflicted.
Speaker 3: Both names are good, but I think I like the
Speaker 3: first name better.
Speaker 2: So what do you think, audience, if you had we
Speaker 2: haven't told them either. I don't think maybe the real name,
Speaker 2: but if you had a one eyed animal though.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, me and my wife were talking about that.
Speaker 3: Why didn't they name it cyclops.
Speaker 2: Cyclops one right, Yeah, you want to go ridiculous, you
Speaker 2: want to go deep cut, not that deeper cut, but
Speaker 2: deeper cut. Frank, what's the reference.
Speaker 3: There, Craig from Is that from Goonies?
Speaker 2: Nope? Donnie darko Oh okay remember guy who gets Yeah
Speaker 2: yeah yeah, yeah, uh. You could. You could go with
Speaker 2: a pirate name. You could go I wouldn't, but you
Speaker 2: could go with Jack, call him Jack Sparrow and say
Speaker 2: it's because he's missing eye, like a pirate.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I don't like that, I think either. I know somebody
Speaker 3: who had an animal and named it Jack after Jack Sparrow,
Speaker 3: and I didn't like that.
Speaker 2: No, because it's gay. Here is my cat, a lilac
Speaker 2: colored British short hair What should be I mean on paper?
Speaker 2: Like the fat red eyes in the world? One of them?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Uh uh, this isn't mine.
Speaker 3: This is a google But is that a red Okay?
Speaker 3: So they're like camber but they're darker darker Okay.
Speaker 2: Well that one was this one us is in the second. Anyway,
Speaker 2: they named this cat this cat again, a British short
Speaker 2: hair cat. Uh, very prim and proper, very classy.
Speaker 3: Eddie Wop yeah, I like that name. That's a good
Speaker 3: name for a cat.
Speaker 2: Fucking stupid rapper with one eye.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's ok he's got one eye.
Speaker 2: I mean, I get the reference. All the other ones
Speaker 2: worked as well, though.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but you already had the cat with the one
Speaker 3: eyed name.
Speaker 6: Yeah one, that's okay, all right, famous one eyed people,
Speaker 6: some Chinese guy, some other Chinese guy.
Speaker 3: I don't know any of these. Oh my god, there's
Speaker 3: not one famous guy that has an I missing. You
Speaker 3: know that. I think that's probably indicative of a bias.
Speaker 2: Damn it. That's what I should have should have called
Speaker 2: them Sammy.
Speaker 3: It's not too not too late, change changed his name,
Speaker 3: change his name to Sammy David.
Speaker 2: So that is that is the reveal. I specifically said
Speaker 2: to Jen, he has to have like a give him
Speaker 2: a British name, but it should sound very normal and proper.
Speaker 2: I said, what about David. She goes, David's funny. I go,
Speaker 2: and we specifically note when we go to the vet
Speaker 2: that he does not like to go by Dave. Okay,
Speaker 2: So in the additional notes I will write that in
Speaker 2: he does not like to go by Dave, but then
Speaker 2: British name David Beckham David Bowie, Dave, David Banner, David,
Speaker 2: who's David Banner?
Speaker 3: He made that song booty booty, booty pooty. Oh no,
Speaker 3: that's Bubba's mark. He did know he made Uh he
Speaker 3: made that. Yeah, that's so yeah, yeah he dripping sweat,
Speaker 3: dripping cum. Let me see your pussy sweat or something.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think that your lyrics were not far off
Speaker 2: if they were wrong.
Speaker 3: So I think it's something about drinking pussy sweat. Was
Speaker 3: someone in the comments tell us what David David Banner
Speaker 3: is famous for.
Speaker 2: I mean, we could just play it.
Speaker 3: I don't care, Okay, I don't care about David Banner.
Speaker 2: So yeah, we had to put our cat down on
Speaker 2: my birthday last year, November twenty seventh, coming up on
Speaker 2: a year, and we just kind of were like, this
Speaker 2: cat's cool, he's an oddball. He doesn't give us attention.
Speaker 2: Turns out that breed is just not like a fucking
Speaker 2: attention seeking cat. He's chill. He's real fat, but like
Speaker 2: that's his body build, super fluffy and salt and it's
Speaker 2: I don't know, it's nice pet around, you know.
Speaker 3: Yeah, having pets is great. I just wish that I
Speaker 3: had known before you got or before I got this cat,
Speaker 3: how needy cats can be. I would have gotten away
Speaker 3: less attention seeking cat like you. My cat will not
Speaker 3: leave me alone. He is just like constantly up my ass.
Speaker 3: I can like play with him and you know, exhaust
Speaker 3: him to the point where he falls down on the floor,
Speaker 3: you know, and then he'll want to take a nap
Speaker 3: or whatever. And he's got his regular nap times throughout
Speaker 3: the day. But when he's awake, if I don't like
Speaker 3: just to tire the shit out of him right the
Speaker 3: fuck away, as soon as he gets up, he'll just
Speaker 3: bug me NonStop. He's all up in my shit.
Speaker 2: You know what Jen taught me, the subtle fun of
Speaker 2: hmm fucking like picking on cats. Oh yeah, let me
Speaker 2: clarify that sounds bad.
Speaker 3: Uh.
Speaker 2: More like you know, have you ever put have you
Speaker 2: put Scotch tape on Gomez his feet?
Speaker 3: Yet?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 3: We threw spaghetti on.
Speaker 2: Him and didn't do anything right.
Speaker 3: He kind of just like froze and he like stuck
Speaker 3: his head back like that, his neck back, and he
Speaker 3: wouldn't take the spaghetti off his face. He just kind
Speaker 3: of sat there.
Speaker 2: Let's see Scotch tape cat.
Speaker 3: I mean like it on their like on the the
Speaker 3: paths of their feet. Yeah yeah, yeah, okay, let's see.
Speaker 3: Let's see they're speaking Asian. Ah, he's walking on his hindies.
Speaker 2: And they do that. No, no, if you put it
Speaker 2: on all four start they start, They try and shake
Speaker 2: it off, and it's funny.
Speaker 3: That's a cute cat. This one does not like it.
Speaker 2: No, it's mean, don't get me wrong.
Speaker 3: Oh he got it, he got it off, he bit
Speaker 3: it off. He used his ingenuity. He's a cat.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Well that dog just fucking jerked off in the corner.
Speaker 3: Oh that dog was shit yeah in their living room.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, it's cruel. It's sad. You shouldn't do it. It's
Speaker 2: not funny. I know, it's not really cruel.
Speaker 3: Oh dude, why do you get pets other than to
Speaker 3: fucking torture them and shit pick on them.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, not torture. Don't say torture. There are people
Speaker 2: who torture pets.
Speaker 3: Okay, Oh yeah, the Michael Vicks of this land.
Speaker 2: Speaking of football, let me play this song by this guy.
Speaker 2: I think you're gonna enjoy it. H This was the
Speaker 2: fourt Okay, So apparently this guy was making a song
Speaker 2: for every team that the Colts were playing, even the
Speaker 2: preseason games. This is a song when they were playing
Speaker 2: the Broncos.
Speaker 3: There's the preseason have any weight on anything? Or is
Speaker 3: it just so they can stretch their legs?
Speaker 2: You know what it is. It's so they can sell
Speaker 2: concessions in the stadium, so they can sell shitty tickets.
Speaker 2: The only football game I've ever been to was a
Speaker 2: preseason game, and everything was like almost the same price
Speaker 2: as if it were a real game, and yet you're
Speaker 2: not seeing any of the starters play where it's beneficial.
Speaker 2: It's beneficial for coaches to see guys who are on
Speaker 2: the bubble of being cut or not, whether or not
Speaker 2: in a game situation, they can like step up and
Speaker 2: do something.
Speaker 3: So yeah, yeah, but that preseason, that's not the real season.
Speaker 3: Let's say I put you in the game and then
Speaker 3: you joke on TV.
Speaker 2: Yeah there is that, Sure, I agree. Let's play this song.
Speaker 2: This is the Colts anthem for a preseason game against
Speaker 2: the Broncos. Uh, and this will be the extent of
Speaker 2: our football talk until somebody gets killed on the field.
Speaker 2: We're off the field. There's a lot drunk drivers with
Speaker 2: these guys who signed thirty million dollar contracts.
Speaker 3: I'll watch a good knee break, you know, once the
Speaker 3: season kicks off. All right, this is our couvs.
Speaker 2: This is our team weeplea, this is our couvs.
Speaker 5: Whether winner lose, we love them for the shoe beat
Speaker 5: the prongises.
Speaker 3: Let's show them who the real horse is.
Speaker 7: This is our team joke cold.
Speaker 3: All right, I like the end. Okay, cool, he got me,
Speaker 3: he won me with the end. He's my wife's parlance.
Speaker 2: Well, Benedict Arnold and such.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, dumb girls.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, uh. You have gone to a few like
Speaker 2: famous guy restaurants, haven't you?
Speaker 3: Just? Gordon Ramsey placed a couple of times.
Speaker 2: I mean, yeah, are any of a Michelin star or no?
Speaker 3: I think so. I think the at least the one
Speaker 3: in Tahoe is for sure, but I don't know about
Speaker 3: the one in Vegas or the one. Definitely not the
Speaker 3: one here in Reno because it's just a fast food.
Speaker 3: It's a Gordon Ramsey's take on fish and chips, and
Speaker 3: they literally just sell like fried fish, fried trimp and
Speaker 3: fried clams I think, or maybe klamari. But they have
Speaker 3: three things and fries. That's it, all right?
Speaker 2: Well, this guy was unhappy with a Guy Fieri restaurant.
Speaker 3: What kind of restaurants does Guy Fieri have? I imagined
Speaker 3: his place is more like a Chili's.
Speaker 2: So uh yeah, I would say close. I know. The
Speaker 2: only Guy Fieri I've ever had was at a concert.
Speaker 2: They had like a like catering setup, not even no
Speaker 2: no catering. I'm getting general mission.
Speaker 3: Well, I thought you were in backstage with the band,
Speaker 3: like you know, Guy Fieri was there like a guys,
Speaker 3: I made this for you. It's bastama zule and it's
Speaker 3: some fucking spare ribs, and it's my wife's mayonnaise, homemade mayonnaise.
Speaker 3: Help yourself.
Speaker 2: You know, I'm back of the audience with the cripples.
Speaker 2: I'm not backstage. O.
Speaker 3: Well, guys there you might be.
Speaker 2: So fucking uh. The only time I've ever had it
Speaker 2: was I don't even remember if it was like a
Speaker 2: barbecue sandwich. I think it was a burger. I got
Speaker 2: it at a concert at h They had a stand
Speaker 2: set up for it, and if you paid extra you
Speaker 2: could get mule sauce, which is what they called. They're like, yeah,
Speaker 2: I guess that's what he calls. Is everything type of.
Speaker 1: Sauce.
Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah, mule sauce.
Speaker 3: That's a great name for it. It's Kenny.
Speaker 2: We're mocking it. But I like Horseya sauce from fucking Rby's.
Speaker 3: I like some Horseya sauce occasionally on a sandwich, but
Speaker 3: I don't like I've never liked the name sauce, and
Speaker 3: I've never liked the name Jamocha shake. Get the fuck
Speaker 3: out of here with that that pre emptify bonics. Get
Speaker 3: out of here. They were trying to They were trying
Speaker 3: to sell me at Jamocha Shake in nineteen ninety. Get
Speaker 3: out of here.
Speaker 2: Said nineteen ninety wouldn't work. Never mind, I was gonna say,
Speaker 2: not until OJ's convicted. Yeah, I leder one of those
Speaker 2: Jamocha shakes.
Speaker 3: Not until I see Rodney King beat down in the
Speaker 3: streets a second time.
Speaker 2: Jesus. Uh. Well, this gentleman was not happy with his
Speaker 2: Guy Fieri experience. And I thought it was a funny video.
Speaker 2: It's a the Yelp review we all want to do?
Speaker 3: Is that a hank from breaking bad with a twope?
Speaker 3: It's Hey, I'm at Chicken Guy.
Speaker 8: And uh, I'm at Guy Fieri's place. You know, it
Speaker 8: depends on who you how you spell it, how you
Speaker 8: say it, but swear to got.
Speaker 3: Two chip ands with just two waters seventy fucking dollars.
Speaker 2: Fuck this guy.
Speaker 8: Oh, by the way, you want sauces on your thing,
Speaker 8: it's they're a dollar a piece.
Speaker 2: Fuck you guy, Go fuck your stilist.
Speaker 3: God fuck these prisons are closing left and right. This
Speaker 3: guy's a complete piece of shit. Go fuck yourself.
Speaker 8: Guy, How about that? Am I making my point? Good?
Speaker 3: Fuck your stuff. I don't know. I heard he's friends
Speaker 3: with Sammy Hagar.
Speaker 2: You hear that? Or do you think they look alike? No?
Speaker 3: I think I saw them hanging out in a video
Speaker 3: with the guy, the singer from Tool Maynard.
Speaker 2: Remember when Guy Fiery got caught coming off a plane
Speaker 2: with his quote unquote stylist and the stylist was upset
Speaker 2: as if maybe he was not a stylist but a
Speaker 2: lover who had just been in argument with Guy Fieri.
Speaker 3: Or yeah, maybe his fucking he's pancreas was acting up
Speaker 3: and that just made him look like a little bitch.
Speaker 2: I don't think it's kurious As acting up. Let's see. Oh,
Speaker 2: here's a TMZ about it. We're gonna have to watch
Speaker 2: an ad. Maybe I don't know. This might be kind
Speaker 2: of gay. You tell me. I don't know. Just getting
Speaker 2: in pressy fights with your stylist, it.
Speaker 3: Might be kind of gay. But I'm not a celebrity. No,
Speaker 3: this is the longest advertisement I've ever seen. This is
Speaker 3: the right video.
Speaker 2: We're not halfway there?
Speaker 3: Is this the right video?
Speaker 2: It is the right video. Guy fiery fights his hairdresser.
Speaker 2: I don't know how many times he did that. I'll
Speaker 2: just look on YouTube.
Speaker 3: No, don't, god, he didn't do it on YouTube. Well,
Speaker 3: he only did it on TMZ.
Speaker 2: His hairdresser.
Speaker 4: Hey, let's see, oh shipheads Kurt Kreischer.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, it's just a fat guy.
Speaker 5: You you're.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, which ones?
Speaker 2: Which guy was in the car?
Speaker 3: Can we? I? I didn't see any of the fucking
Speaker 3: stupid tattoos, the spiky hair. Do we have confirmation this
Speaker 3: is him?
Speaker 2: Confirmation this is him?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Tmzes okayu yeah, TMZ is legit. They post the
Speaker 3: juiciest fucking muck.
Speaker 2: It's funny. People hate TMZ like there their scumbag reliable
Speaker 2: they put out. Uh. They were the first one to
Speaker 2: get Kobe, they were the first one to get a
Speaker 2: whole bunch of stuff. He's man, that was so weird.
Speaker 2: First that I had a CNN alert that came through
Speaker 2: and it was in all caps like it should have been,
Speaker 2: you know, nuclear war has started or something. It's just
Speaker 2: said Kobe Bryant dead at he.
Speaker 3: Was, Well, it wasn't he a big fella in the
Speaker 3: basketball world?
Speaker 2: What are you asking me? Yeah, hey, it was.
Speaker 3: That's a news story, you know, because people care about
Speaker 3: their sports here.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, there's sports here really all right?
Speaker 3: So oh yeah, so yeah, this fucker what he's probably
Speaker 3: just never been in a fancy restaurant before. Like, I
Speaker 3: don't know how good the food was at Guy Fieri's restaurant,
Speaker 3: but that's how the shit is. Dude. When I went
Speaker 3: to and if you don't know that after your first experience,
Speaker 3: why the fuck are you going to any fancy restaurant?
Speaker 3: Like I went to a fancy restaurant. Uh, when was
Speaker 3: it on Valentine's I think it was Valentine's Day with
Speaker 3: my wife and I hadn't been there before. It had
Speaker 3: good reviews I looked online. It had the hallmarks of
Speaker 3: like a good fancy place where the menu is really limited,
Speaker 3: it's tight, it changes every day. They have fresh food in,
Speaker 3: you know, vegetables and fish and stuff. I didn't really
Speaker 3: dig it, you know, but I didn't fucking comply. It
Speaker 3: wasn't horrible, But was it better than like an olive
Speaker 3: garden meal that I could have paid the same or
Speaker 3: half the price for and gotten the same enjoyment out
Speaker 3: of No? No, it was about the same. It was
Speaker 3: the same quality, you know. But I'm not bitching about
Speaker 3: it because I knew going to that fancy place that
Speaker 3: I'm paying for this fancy experience. That's like, that's the
Speaker 3: whole fucking thing, you know.
Speaker 2: Let's see, all right, well you're and.
Speaker 3: Just to give you some perspective, like when I first
Speaker 3: time I went to the Gordon Ramsay restaurant, we splurged.
Speaker 3: We we got the bottled water, like you can just
Speaker 3: get tap water. It's free, and it's Tahoe water. It's
Speaker 3: really clean and clear and filtered to hell, like naturally
Speaker 3: through the fucking aquifers or whatever, so you can get that.
Speaker 3: Or they have like imported crystal crystalline geyser water something
Speaker 3: in a glass bottle.
Speaker 2: Sparkling feet through a river somewhere, and they bottled it
Speaker 2: and said from Norway.
Speaker 3: Right exactly, and it's ten dollars a bottle. We got
Speaker 3: it the first time, and I think we've been there
Speaker 3: three times and every time we've gotten it. You know,
Speaker 3: it's just like, is it worth the ten dollars? It
Speaker 3: is when we're there, you know, that's just that's what
Speaker 3: you're paying for. So if this guy didn't like the meal,
Speaker 3: that's one thing. But it's like to act like fancy
Speaker 3: restaurants are expensive and this is news. Get the fuck.
Speaker 2: Out fancy restaurants.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna associate anything.
Speaker 2: Fancy a lot. Well, let's just run through this man.
Speaker 3: Well, well before we do, where is the restaurant located?
Speaker 2: This is Las Vegas?
Speaker 3: Okay, so right off the bat, every place in Las Vegas,
Speaker 3: especially if you're on the strip, is a fancy place.
Speaker 3: The drive through chapel is a fancy place in Las Vegas.
Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying. Because everybody is nickel and
Speaker 3: diming you for every little thing they can get. They
Speaker 3: like that. That's what I'm talking about. It's like the
Speaker 3: upsil the the.
Speaker 2: So it's like, if I see so eating expensive with fancy.
Speaker 3: No, I shouldn't have said fancy, but I am. I
Speaker 3: am saying that when I I am saying that when
Speaker 3: I get something expensive or fancy, I'm not necessarily expecting quality.
Speaker 3: Fancy stuff can suck ass. It happens, you know, But
Speaker 3: at the same time, fancy stuff should be very good.
Speaker 3: So if what I'm alluding to is if I'm paying
Speaker 3: for anything on the Vegas Strip, and if especially if
Speaker 3: I see a celebrity's face on the fucking restaurant's billboard,
Speaker 3: I know, as soon as I go in the door,
Speaker 3: for every person in my party, I should at least
Speaker 3: expect to spend one hundred dollars. You know, Drinks are
Speaker 3: gonna be so much money. Appetizers, dessert like things come
Speaker 3: in courses. So if you want macaroni and cheese as
Speaker 3: a side, it's like eleven dollars for a little bowl
Speaker 3: of macaroni and cheese in addition to your fucking steak
Speaker 3: or whatever. I know all this in advance. This fucking
Speaker 3: sixty year old man didn't fucking know that.
Speaker 2: Fancy. I would like to turn down some of the
Speaker 2: menu at Guy Fieri's.
Speaker 3: What is this one stink zone.
Speaker 2: Vegas Kitchen and Bar, where.
Speaker 3: The My Vegas Kitchen Bar, where.
Speaker 2: The logo is fucking wings made out of kitchen utensils
Speaker 2: around a cauldron of fire. Why the fires in the cauldron?
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 3: I think that's the leftover logo from uh Rock of
Speaker 3: Love season three.
Speaker 2: Doesn't look good? Fancy you used a few times on
Speaker 2: the Schabels menu. We have the jalapeno pig poppers. Uh,
Speaker 2: we have the trash can nachos. Mm hmm, caso corn
Speaker 2: dip that don't sound American now. And the quote unquote
Speaker 2: Korea town tacos? Why is that? Why is that quoted?
Speaker 3: Maybe he learned from the ancient Koreatown Master of you know,
Speaker 3: Louisiana or wherever he's from. He went to the local
Speaker 3: Korea town in Oklahoma. He's like, oh, please teach me
Speaker 3: a wise one. How do you make the Korea town tacos?
Speaker 2: Okay? But then why is it in quote? He should
Speaker 2: be the you're saying he learned the I'm wondering if
Speaker 2: this was the thing.
Speaker 3: Well, that's because the man, uh, the Koreatown master, he
Speaker 3: was like, get out of my hut, my tuckle hunter,
Speaker 3: I will not teach a super go Korean tuckos. So yeah,
Speaker 3: legally he has to put it in quotes because if
Speaker 3: if he said they were legit Korea town tacos, he
Speaker 3: would be, you know, moving in on mister Chun's business.
Speaker 2: Fancy was the word used once or twice the second section. Here,
Speaker 2: ain't no thang but a chicken wing. You got your
Speaker 2: buffalo wings, you got your sticky guccu jang wings, which
Speaker 2: I felt racist saying it, and your double barrel barbecue wings.
Speaker 3: All this sounds great ones.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that sounds great, Not like I wouldn't be like.
Speaker 3: I bet you this shit was bombed, dude. And I
Speaker 3: don't even like Guy Fieri. That's the funny part. I
Speaker 3: have no vested interest in this guy. I used to
Speaker 3: see his show on the Food Channel or whatever when
Speaker 3: I was working overnight and immediately skip it. But I
Speaker 3: don't have a problem with this dude, I bet you,
Speaker 3: because he's a big fat, like a loud, obnoxious Okay,
Speaker 3: let me give you a quick story. One time, me
Speaker 3: and my wife when I worked at AutoZone, I got
Speaker 3: invited to my boss, Steve's brother's house. So my boss,
Speaker 3: Steve was this big fat guy. He was super nice,
Speaker 3: he talked a million miles a minute. He was a
Speaker 3: really organized boss. But he was very self interested, right,
Speaker 3: Like he was constantly leaving work early and shit. So
Speaker 3: when I saw an opportunity to get in good with
Speaker 3: this guy, I took it, you know. So it's like, yeah,
Speaker 3: I was trying to get on his good side so
Speaker 3: I could leave early and not have to do the work,
Speaker 3: you know. I fuck yeah, Like I'm that motherfucker. I'm
Speaker 3: who's that guy, Dwight. Dwight was a really good worker though.
Speaker 2: Huh, yeah, you're the opposite.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm that black guy.
Speaker 2: Oh, the black guy was just punching and punching out.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah that's me.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're the black guy.
Speaker 3: I am the black guy all this time. I just
Speaker 3: found out. But anyway, I go to Steve's house or
Speaker 3: Steve's brother's house. Mike, his brother is a way bigger,
Speaker 3: fat guy, equally friendly. But these people are just fucking trash,
Speaker 3: you know.
Speaker 2: Like wait they yeah, because trash doesn't mean mean or
Speaker 2: shitty or anything like that.
Speaker 3: We're having a great time there where we stayed for
Speaker 3: a long time, eating food and playing a drinking.
Speaker 2: What's trash?
Speaker 3: Then to you, well, everyone in the family, kids, even
Speaker 3: all the guests. I think it was required. I think
Speaker 3: we're the first people in the house to not have a.
Speaker 2: Full fisted two liter bottle of soda as they was.
Speaker 3: Well, no, they left them for us like that was
Speaker 3: the party favor, like pick up your two leader on
Speaker 3: the way in. But no, we were the first people
Speaker 3: to ever step foot in that place that didn't have
Speaker 3: skin tags. It was like, profusely, I.
Speaker 2: All saw this weight. I got a couple of them.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna get them off soon.
Speaker 3: I had one, I think, gross, But I think before
Speaker 3: it got to the point where I realized it was
Speaker 3: the skin tag, I had already cut it off with something,
Speaker 3: so yeah, I don't.
Speaker 2: I had one next to my balls.
Speaker 3: Oh boy, you want a dentist to look at that one.
Speaker 2: Well, I don't clip them. I got one of those
Speaker 2: kits where it like puts a little rubber band around it.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, and after a few days it falls off.
Speaker 2: So you just have this piece of dried.
Speaker 3: Skin tag and it's like a dog's tail.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna mail it to you next time, I think,
Speaker 2: say to Jen, I think I said, should I mail
Speaker 2: this Shane? She goes, that's horrible. You should not do that.
Speaker 3: Just the only thing in the envelope I'm like shaking
Speaker 3: it out, like what the fuck is in here? He is,
Speaker 3: I'm rattling around, but what as I saying?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 3: So we go to Mike's house and these people are trash,
Speaker 3: skin tags everywhere there. You know, Mike the brother is
Speaker 3: missing all but like four teeth, you know. Like I
Speaker 3: asked him once about it, like is it hard to eat?
Speaker 3: Like He's like, no, I can. I can eat everything
Speaker 3: that you can eat. I was like, can you eat
Speaker 3: an apple? He's like I can't. I can't bite an apple.
Speaker 3: But if you cut a slice of apple for me,
Speaker 3: I could eat it. It's like, how do you eat
Speaker 3: it though? If it's got the skin and everything. He's like,
Speaker 3: I just gum it. You gum anything enough and it'll
Speaker 3: get soft and muschine. You just swallow it. And I
Speaker 3: was like, so, hey, did he look like the.
Speaker 2: Other the leftover teeth were holding up?
Speaker 3: Oh no, no, they were like just was.
Speaker 2: A tower seven like we were just it was burning.
Speaker 3: Yeah, calm down. It was just like a black, smoldering
Speaker 3: mess and it was about to topple into the other buildings.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, all.
Speaker 2: Right, all right.
Speaker 3: So it was again, these people are nice. I didn't
Speaker 3: have any problem with him. I'm literally giving you descriptors.
Speaker 3: I'm not trying to put any.
Speaker 2: Like you're making no judgment on it. You're just pointing
Speaker 2: out things you saw.
Speaker 3: You know, all these people is trash. But anyway, so
Speaker 3: the one thing I realized though, God damn, everything tasted
Speaker 3: so fucking good, Like, these people know how to make
Speaker 3: good ass food and a lot of it because they
Speaker 3: are hungry all the time, and they are hungry for
Speaker 3: good stuff like you get at a restaurant, because fat
Speaker 3: people don't want Like I've never seen a fat person
Speaker 3: who sits there and eats like try chicken breasts like
Speaker 3: out of a can. And that's how they get overweight.
Speaker 3: You know, you get overweight from eating stuff that tastes yes,
Speaker 3: that tastes good. You know, these people have learned through
Speaker 3: trial and error how to make the best food on
Speaker 3: the littlest budget and how to share it with everybody
Speaker 3: because they love to party. Another sign that you're in
Speaker 3: the presence of trash. But you know, people can party
Speaker 3: and that's fine. But if people just love the party
Speaker 3: and it's like two am and here, it's like, okay,
Speaker 3: I got to work tomorrow with you actually, and They're like, oh,
Speaker 3: but stay, you're probably in the presence of some fucking trash.
Speaker 3: But we knew that, like this was a new level
Speaker 3: when they broke out something that was new for us,
Speaker 3: us a deep fryer, and they filled it with oil something,
Speaker 3: you know, Crisco or oil something like that. But what
Speaker 3: I noticed was that instead of like, let's say, in
Speaker 3: my mind, I thought at the time, if you were
Speaker 3: going to deep fry a twinkie, you might just throw
Speaker 3: the twinkie into the deep fryer. Now this is just
Speaker 3: me like spitballing. I might have also known enough about
Speaker 3: cooking at the time to know you gotta batter it up.
Speaker 3: You gotta roll it in some flour and some egg
Speaker 3: batter or what is it like some whipped up egg
Speaker 3: and then some more flour and made some breadcrumbs and
Speaker 3: then you would throw it in. These people had a
Speaker 3: different solution. They took down what is the name is it?
Speaker 3: Biz quick? Is that the pancake Oh they made whoa?
Speaker 2: They made corn dog twinkies essentially?
Speaker 3: Yes, they they made oh not just twinkies. Well first, yeah,
Speaker 3: they whipped up a whole box of pancake batter. Yeah,
Speaker 3: and I know they used the whole box because the
Speaker 3: the whole point of using the whole box was that
Speaker 3: when they ran out of the pancake batter, that's when
Speaker 3: they had to stop deep frying the snacks because they
Speaker 3: only had the one box. So they're deep frying twinkies.
Speaker 3: Oreos like fucking those little what do they fudgstripe? I
Speaker 3: think that was the one that Mike liked. He's like,
Speaker 3: oh yeah, they melt so good in my mouth, you know.
Speaker 2: And and fat ass guys eating deep fried things, holy shit.
Speaker 3: And it was a lot of fun. And me and
Speaker 3: my wife both talk about this a lot, like, God, damn,
Speaker 3: wasn't that food good? Weren't those snacks good? Like the twinkies?
Speaker 3: I think. I think I might have had a bite
Speaker 3: of a twinkie just to appease them, But the oreos like,
Speaker 3: I could have eaten a couple of them, but I
Speaker 3: hurt so bad after one, you know, oh my god.
Speaker 3: And these people are just shoveling them into their fucking faces.
Speaker 3: But it's like, I get it. They taste so fucking
Speaker 3: good and they're conditioned for it was trash.
Speaker 2: How's dirty at all?
Speaker 3: They made an attempt to straighten up.
Speaker 2: That's nice. That's nice. I just I can't eat for
Speaker 2: the dirty factor on trashy people. I couldn't.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I just couldn't. Yeah, I've changed a lot
Speaker 3: since then. I don't know, I'm a lot pickier. I
Speaker 3: go to food things and if something looks off now
Speaker 3: I generally won't even give it a try. And I
Speaker 3: used to be adventurous, like our future president Robert F. Kennedy.
Speaker 3: But I really have taken a step back from fucking
Speaker 3: with people's food just because it's like I realized, like
Speaker 3: I make really good food now because I've learned over
Speaker 3: the years. Like maybe it's vanity or whatever. But I
Speaker 3: want to impress my family. I want to cook good
Speaker 3: for them. I want to impress guests when they come over.
Speaker 3: I want to eat good food. But dude, it's like
Speaker 3: a lot of people I know, when they cook, they'll
Speaker 3: have a big thing and they'll proudly proclaim like, oh
Speaker 3: I made all this, and it's like, fuck, dude, you
Speaker 3: really want to take ownership of this? All right? Okay, Yeah,
Speaker 3: it's it's tasty. Sure, you know.
Speaker 2: I I only really like eating food I haven't seen
Speaker 2: being made or I'm made myself. It's so weird. I'm
Speaker 2: more weirded out by like family members making food. I'll
Speaker 2: be much more reticent to taste that than I will
Speaker 2: a fucking burger. That's some high school kid probably wiped
Speaker 2: his dick on.
Speaker 3: That's a good point. Oh man, that's a good point.
Speaker 3: But it's like, other than my grandma who's dead, I
Speaker 3: don't know that. I Yeah, I agree, Like I would
Speaker 3: not eat a fucking single thing my mother ever cooked
Speaker 3: for me ever, Okay, Like I'm saying that she was.
Speaker 3: If she was to come over now and be like, oh,
Speaker 3: let me cook, I'd be like, no, you take a
Speaker 3: load off. It's just like I know that there's no
Speaker 3: way she's going to cook anything good. I think that's
Speaker 3: probably a fair point. Yeah, it is easier to trust
Speaker 3: a stranger almost than it is, right because you know
Speaker 3: how bad your family is.
Speaker 2: Yeah maybe, but I mean even yeah, or even a
Speaker 2: family I didn't know. Like if I went to something
Speaker 2: and a cousin was there and they were like they're
Speaker 2: a real good person, they're related's ohah, and they made
Speaker 2: that with their own hands, I'd be.
Speaker 3: Like, it's kind of like fucking a cousin, huh.
Speaker 2: If I went the White Castle and I saw the
Speaker 2: guy picking his nose, I'd be like, well, he probably
Speaker 2: has gloves when he made my sandwich.
Speaker 3: Yeah, wine, he probably didn't wipe the bogger on the
Speaker 3: grill and say it was an onion.
Speaker 2: Plus, anything you ate was melt heat in oil, which,
Speaker 2: by the way, one of those little mini deep fryers
Speaker 2: is one of the rashiest things you can. You can
Speaker 2: just put oil in a pan or a pot and
Speaker 2: boil it like that's hot.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, But okay, so let's just be let's just
Speaker 3: say right off the bat, I was going to embrace
Speaker 3: the trashiness of a deep frier and say like, okay,
Speaker 3: well we've got a deep fryer. We're trashy hot. But
Speaker 3: to say there's no practicality is just foolish. You can use.
Speaker 2: It in this. You can use a pot the same
Speaker 2: way you can.
Speaker 3: But you can't have as big a space as you
Speaker 3: can in a pot as you would in a deep fryer.
Speaker 3: Like if you need to make if no, if you
Speaker 3: and you can't have the what is it the uh,
Speaker 3: the heating element so that the stovetop only heats from
Speaker 3: the bottom the air. The deep fry heats from all angles.
Speaker 3: All the oil is heated to be the same temperature overall.
Speaker 3: But if you have a pot full of oil, you're
Speaker 3: going to have a hot spot at the bottom and
Speaker 3: a cold spot at the top, and you're gonna have
Speaker 3: to be constantly like moving stuff around, which is not
Speaker 3: always the best technique for getting like crispy juicy thing.
Speaker 3: Generally you want to just let it rest.
Speaker 4: Right.
Speaker 2: You can definitely get a pot at least this big.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but you'll only be cooking it from the bottom.
Speaker 3: You'd be fucking up your fries.
Speaker 2: But that's okay, because you're boiling the entire oil.
Speaker 3: That's not how fucking.
Speaker 2: Not boiling and keeping it all at the same temper.
Speaker 3: That's not how it works, though. Yeah, you would fuck
Speaker 3: up the fries. Make some fries, Go make them, come back,
Speaker 3: tell us how it works.
Speaker 2: Well, none of this matters anymore because we have air fryers.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I do like air fry but I still okay,
Speaker 3: that's what I was going to say.
Speaker 2: Things that need to be fed.
Speaker 3: Yeah, there's a practicality to the deep fryer where let's
Speaker 3: say my wife wants to make Lumpia Filipino egg rolls,
Speaker 3: there's no substitute. There's no better way. You could have
Speaker 3: a pot on the stove, have the deep fryer going,
Speaker 3: and you could use the stove on the egg rolls,
Speaker 3: even because you only want to do one layer at
Speaker 3: a time. But being able to just like throw them
Speaker 3: in the like roll them up to be the exact
Speaker 3: size of the pan, like the little thing that you
Speaker 3: dip into the oil so that they all fit in snugly.
Speaker 3: You drop them all in in a line. You just
Speaker 3: drop that in the oil and then be able to
Speaker 3: dump it out and repeat. That's a very practical tool
Speaker 3: right there.
Speaker 2: How many times a week is she making these egg rolls?
Speaker 3: Oh dude? But when you do make them, you make hundreds.
Speaker 3: You make hundreds of them, literal hundreds. It's and to
Speaker 3: do that with a pot or a pan would be
Speaker 3: a fucking nightmare, oil splashing everywhere, and shit, Okay, I
Speaker 3: am there, so there is some practicality. So I am trash.
Speaker 3: I'll take me in the trash. I mean, just give
Speaker 3: the deep fry a little credit. Oh dude, he didn't
Speaker 3: do anything to you.
Speaker 2: There's a lot I like mountain dew, mountain de trashy
Speaker 2: as ship mountain.
Speaker 3: Dude doesn't even taste good? Why do you like it?
Speaker 2: Don't probably say it's racistist? Did you hear that thing?
Speaker 3: You know? What is that? Oh?
Speaker 2: You didn't hear jd Vance bomb that fucking joke?
Speaker 3: Oh? I heard he had been like, so, what's the
Speaker 3: deal he's out like campaigning, He's getting a lot of
Speaker 3: crickets at these events or something. I hear he has
Speaker 3: a lot of gaffes.
Speaker 2: I'll be honest. Yeah, but you're reading the one side
Speaker 2: of it.
Speaker 3: I'm not reading any side of it. I'm just wanting
Speaker 3: to hear it. I'm not reading a side. I'm just getting.
Speaker 3: I'm what I'm gleaning.
Speaker 2: What I'm let me say, I probably I came at
Speaker 2: that more aggressive than I meant to, only to say
Speaker 2: I haven't. I haven't really watched any of this, So
Speaker 2: I don't know if he's I just know this one
Speaker 2: got boy, this one joke bombed because I saw it.
Speaker 2: I heard it on a radio show I listened to.
Speaker 3: What I've heard is that just from hearing people talk
Speaker 3: about his appearances, is that you know, what what should
Speaker 3: Trump do? Should he change? Should he drop? Should he
Speaker 3: do this? Their strategy was was this jd Vance would
Speaker 3: have worked for Biden, but it's not going to cut
Speaker 3: it for Harris. So I've heard all this discussion that's
Speaker 3: related to what should Trump do in light of jd
Speaker 3: Vance's recent appearances and the potential future as the running mate.
Speaker 3: So I wouldn't say I'm reading aside, hearing aside, getting aside.
Speaker 3: I'm just getting the sense that he's not performing the
Speaker 3: way they wanted him to.
Speaker 2: Yeah, again, I have no that's interesting then, because I
Speaker 2: don't I the vice president. I don't really find I
Speaker 2: really haven't followed much since the shooting. I want to
Speaker 2: get this really, I'll show you this thing afterwards. Here's
Speaker 2: jd Vance bombing a joke. Again. The only reason I
Speaker 2: follow this at all is because I heard it on
Speaker 2: a comedy show because it's Hey. So, remember I said
Speaker 2: about drinking mountain dew. You'll probably call that racist.
Speaker 9: It is the weirdest thing to me. Democrats say that
Speaker 9: it is racist to believe. Well, they say it's racist
Speaker 9: to do anything. I had a die mountain dew yesterday
Speaker 9: and one today. I'm sure they're gonna call that racist too, but.
Speaker 1: It's good.
Speaker 2: Ready, here's where and again when I listen to people
Speaker 2: talk about it as professional comedians, so you can see
Speaker 2: it that it's good. Is a very like, hey, guys,
Speaker 2: I'm looking for a little more from you here, you know. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and then the next line is him just like giving
Speaker 2: up quitting.
Speaker 3: Look, guys, Oh boyringe.
Speaker 9: These people were telling jokes up in the front row.
Speaker 9: You guys might hear it, but I'm I'm I'm getting
Speaker 9: caught a reaction.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, that was cringe. God damn, I didn't see that.
Speaker 2: That was real, real bad.
Speaker 3: That reminds me of fuck, what was it? That reminds
Speaker 3: me of a please clap moment?
Speaker 5: Yeah, even if even if like it was like, uh
Speaker 5: it was queued up on a card or something, whatever,
Speaker 5: the whatever, the most charitable take is his pathetic little
Speaker 5: whimper please clap.
Speaker 3: You know.
Speaker 2: It was that kill.
Speaker 3: I mean, that was the end of it.
Speaker 2: It was the end of it. Did you see this one?
Speaker 2: I'll post this picture somewhere where all of the media
Speaker 2: in the same day. Uh fucking started using the word
Speaker 2: joy for the Kamala Harris campaign.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, that's probably because the what is it, the
Speaker 3: the leakers or the staffers who report to the press,
Speaker 3: uh said like, oh yeah, she's gonna say the word joy.
Speaker 2: Joy is the new buzzword we're using. Yeah, that's not
Speaker 2: She shouldn't be leaking that to the press. Pressure.
Speaker 3: I mean, we know this happens like that.
Speaker 2: I it's okay to still be pissed about it. We
Speaker 2: know cops shoot black kids thirty eight times. We can
Speaker 2: get pissed every time they do it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I just don't see them as equivalent.
Speaker 2: You know, why one is shifting the entire culture of
Speaker 2: the country and one is a kid who may or
Speaker 2: may not have reached.
Speaker 3: For Well, I mean, it just assumes that the other
Speaker 3: side is not doing the exact same thing.
Speaker 2: They can be. What we've seen is one side dominates
Speaker 2: the space.
Speaker 3: Oh you mean just because there's more places that supposedly
Speaker 3: have a liberal bias. Yes, yeah, okay, I mean I will.
Speaker 3: I don't even know if I want to say that
Speaker 3: I concede that point, because I'm not even sure that
Speaker 3: there's a real I mean, I think there probably is
Speaker 3: a left bias in general with the news people, but
Speaker 3: that doesn't mean that the other side is not engaged
Speaker 3: as well. Like, sure, they're legitimate news organizations, they absolutely
Speaker 3: have sources and credibility or else hopefully or else we
Speaker 3: would see through that. We would you know, investigate the investigators.
Speaker 3: That's usually what ends up happening when journalists get found
Speaker 3: out that they lied about a story or embellish something
Speaker 3: or whatever. So I would hope that those checks and
Speaker 3: balances are in place. And because I don't I don't
Speaker 3: know that world.
Speaker 2: But but isn't that what guys like Matt Tybee did
Speaker 2: and then he got outcast from journalists?
Speaker 3: How what did he do? What did Matt tayibe Twitter files?
Speaker 3: What is in the Twitter files? I'm not saying that
Speaker 3: like for you to inform me. I'm saying what is
Speaker 3: in there? That's so damning like that, Like you have
Speaker 3: both sides reaching out to Twitter making requests, and you
Speaker 3: have Twitter denying requests, accepting, you know.
Speaker 2: And accepting mostly other requests.
Speaker 3: But so what's the problem wing to celebrit not mostly
Speaker 3: like forty percent of so you're going to say, okay,
Speaker 3: so sixty is more than half cuts mostly forty percent
Speaker 3: they reject it. So it's like and it's not that
Speaker 3: they're recommending anything. You have to look at the Twitter files,
Speaker 3: Like a lot of the stuff is just like hey,
Speaker 3: this look at this account, please, you know, and then
Speaker 3: Twitter will look at the account and be like, there's
Speaker 3: nothing to see here, and they don't delete anybody or
Speaker 3: block anything, or since or anything, and they move on.
Speaker 3: And then also in the Twitter files, you don't have
Speaker 3: the government on either regime on either side, Biden or
Speaker 3: Trump saying censor this person, take this person down. You
Speaker 3: have the government saying like, hey, what this person is
Speaker 3: saying may not be factually true, or we didn't report that,
Speaker 3: or something along those lines. But all the decisions are
Speaker 3: internal with Twitter. You have Twitter people talking back and
Speaker 3: forth like, hey, should we run with this. No, I
Speaker 3: do think that's bullshit because it's linked to this, but yeah,
Speaker 3: leave that up because I don't see any reason to
Speaker 3: doubt that. Like, you have Twitter people making all the decisions.
Speaker 3: So I don't know what's so damning about the Twitter files.
Speaker 2: The argument comes from you said you don't quite believe
Speaker 2: or will won't concede that there's somewhat of a liberal
Speaker 2: bias in the media. I'll do it at that. I
Speaker 2: won't argue.
Speaker 10: I'll say I'll say that more of the main mainstream
Speaker 10: news outlets that I know of are liberal, but more
Speaker 10: of the commentators.
Speaker 3: More of the pundits I know of are right leaning,
Speaker 3: and that's because I think they come from the internet,
Speaker 3: right They come from YouTube and Twitter, and they've now
Speaker 3: they have the Daily Wire and like they've built their
Speaker 3: own platforms and stuff. But I think a lot of
Speaker 3: the right people are the right leaning people is not
Speaker 3: right to mean correct, but the right leaning people I
Speaker 3: think the biggest voices are are on the internet. You know,
Speaker 3: they're just not on the TV, but I still hear them.
Speaker 2: But you Wilso, I mean you said they built their
Speaker 2: own platforms like Daily Wire and this and that stuff
Speaker 2: like the Huffington Post's been around twenty five years, Okay,
Speaker 2: you know, like I mean, you're saying the right leaning
Speaker 2: side is fine. You know, is there also they have
Speaker 2: strong blah blah blah. Yeah, But I mean, I can
Speaker 2: I can account for this stuff going back. You know
Speaker 2: that bar as well for I don't I don't care.
Speaker 2: I just thought the Jada Advance thing was funny, and
Speaker 2: that's all oh I think is funny. I disagree on
Speaker 2: the liberal lean I.
Speaker 3: Know, I'm not. I'm not. I'm not agreeing nor disagreeing.
Speaker 3: That's the thing is, like I'm saying in theory, what
Speaker 3: you're saying sounds right, because I know of more liberal
Speaker 3: leaning mainstream news outlets, right, and I'm pretty sure i've
Speaker 3: heard of like, oh, here's a study that says like,
Speaker 3: all this is left leaning, all the ai bots are
Speaker 3: left leaning, And I'm willing to accept that there could
Speaker 3: be this left leaning bias, but I also haven't seen
Speaker 3: it clearly demonstrated. I've heard a lot of conjecture, and
Speaker 3: I've I've also seen things like, well, a lot of
Speaker 3: companies just have to appease more left leaning people because
Speaker 3: they fucking complain more, you know. So it's not that
Speaker 3: they have this bias. It's that the people on the
Speaker 3: right don't complain about as much. So if they complain
Speaker 3: about more stuff, they'll you'll start to see a more
Speaker 3: right leaning bias. Like have something other than abortion to
Speaker 3: complain about, or guns or the border, pick a new thing,
Speaker 3: you know, and then maybe that'll spread it a little bit.
Speaker 4: Maybe.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know. I don't ow it's going to
Speaker 2: be interesting. We're a few months away, so figure.
Speaker 3: But it's like, I think if there was a left
Speaker 3: leaning bias, and if there is a left leaning bias,
Speaker 3: that's that's that's good and bad. It's good because it
Speaker 3: it shows that despite their being this bias in the media,
Speaker 3: the system seems to still be functioning as normal. We
Speaker 3: had Republican Democrat, Republican Democrat president. The swing states are
Speaker 3: still the swing states. They still swing. The other states
Speaker 3: are still locked in in the regular colors. It's uh,
Speaker 3: it seems to be business as usual. You know.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I I I don't know. I'm done. I'm
Speaker 2: I haven't followed Trump in weeks. I don't know what's
Speaker 2: going on with other stuff. If I don't see it,
Speaker 2: if it's not funny, I don't care anymore. I'm done
Speaker 2: with it. Like you said, can't really fight it, just
Speaker 2: let it go. Man. It's like, uh, I'm tired of
Speaker 2: underinformed people arguing constantly.
Speaker 1: Uh.
Speaker 2: Like it's toxic online. But even just videos I'm watching
Speaker 2: of people, even just people who are supposed to be educated,
Speaker 2: not using facts or lying about a little thing to
Speaker 2: make their point. I'm disgusted by it. I'm done with it.
Speaker 3: So you're saying, you're saying that's what you see in
Speaker 3: the media.
Speaker 2: No, that's what I see in independence. I mean, if
Speaker 2: you want to call the media like you know, individual people,
Speaker 2: then we're stretching the definition too far. I don't care
Speaker 2: is done. I'm done. I'm done. I mean I'm done
Speaker 2: caring about it. It's it's you can't fight it anymore.
Speaker 2: It's there.
Speaker 3: I you know whatever, So what do you? What do you?
Speaker 3: What's what does that mean? You're given? You're giving up,
Speaker 3: You're gonna cut yourself?
Speaker 2: Please don't no, no no, because politics isn't my life.
Speaker 3: So I thought you said you were giving up.
Speaker 2: You're giving up about this stuff. I'm not going to
Speaker 2: fight with people who either won't admit it is wrong.
Speaker 2: I've written out a thousand comments on different things.
Speaker 3: Lately, and what do you think we're doing?
Speaker 2: I delete? What do you mean?
Speaker 3: Well?
Speaker 2: Is that?
Speaker 3: Is that why you're saying this? Because you think we're
Speaker 3: arguing you're arguing with something just.
Speaker 2: Made the point about Reddit or Twitter or whatever. Are
Speaker 2: just stleading just underinformed people, but also like, like, I
Speaker 2: don't know when people just I'm tired of it, Well, yeah,
Speaker 2: I'm just tired of it. I'm tired of dealing with
Speaker 2: people who don't put in the same level of intelligence
Speaker 2: on shit work. You do, fine, you do work on it,
Speaker 2: and we disagree and that's whatever.
Speaker 3: But no, I'm saying like, you don't you You're saying
Speaker 3: you don't have time for people who don't put the
Speaker 3: time in the work in.
Speaker 2: I don't have time to argue with them. Yeah, I
Speaker 2: absolutely not that. Yeah, I'm just not interested. I'm just
Speaker 2: not interested. I'm above that. I have a British cat now.
Speaker 3: I feel like every once in a while, I have
Speaker 3: to get something out of my system. So I just
Speaker 3: look for somebody in a YouTube thread or comment section,
Speaker 3: you know, and I just like, sometimes let them have it.
Speaker 2: You yelled at me last week, and you were getting
Speaker 2: angry this week.
Speaker 3: People will tell me all the time that I'm like.
Speaker 2: If someone says, hey, you're being too aggressive, you're scaring
Speaker 2: my kid me, maybe you should in the moment go
Speaker 2: oh am I doing that again?
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I don't trust me. I've worked, I'm trying
Speaker 3: to work on that. But if somebody has explained to
Speaker 3: you multiple times, like, look, just because I'm raising my
Speaker 3: voice doesn't mean that I'm angry or anything. I talk intensely,
Speaker 3: you know, like that's just just how I get Like,
Speaker 3: I'm not issuing you or wishing you any ill will
Speaker 3: or saying anything mean like this is just how I've
Speaker 3: always been. I think it's a reflection of how I
Speaker 3: have been spoken to a lot of my life. But
Speaker 3: that's neither here nor there. But that's just it's really
Speaker 3: something I try to work on. But I feel like
Speaker 3: you saying like, oh, well, you yelled at me, that's
Speaker 3: okay it are you mad that I raised my voice?
Speaker 2: Sorry about anything? Oh okay, it's not even the yelling,
Speaker 2: it's the when you just go okay, okay, that face.
Speaker 3: I don't know what you mean, like why like my face?
Speaker 2: Okay?
Speaker 3: So so I think I think I know what I think.
Speaker 3: I know what you mean. I think I know what
Speaker 3: you mean. I think. But what it is is you're
Speaker 3: you're confusing me being surprised by your answers with me,
Speaker 3: like passing judgment or something. So I don't want you
Speaker 3: to think that, like I like.
Speaker 2: Is that legitimate surprise or is that like.
Speaker 3: Sometimes yeah, I think it's well, I don't I don't
Speaker 3: remember the context.
Speaker 2: I don't think we ever went to the moon. Okay,
Speaker 2: you know that's not legitimate surprise. That would be like, oh,
Speaker 2: this guy's a cunt, let me give him that cunt.
Speaker 3: Looks maybe, but i'd have to see myself or hear
Speaker 3: myself in context because I really can't. I guess I
Speaker 3: should remember it better, but I can't. But I think that, Yeah,
Speaker 3: like what I was, whatever we were talking about last week,
Speaker 3: I remember it related somehow to the Twitter files. That's
Speaker 3: why I looked it up afterwards and read about it.
Speaker 2: That we were weren't we we said something about them, We.
Speaker 3: Just mentioned something about it, And it's like I, I didn't.
Speaker 3: I didn't leave that feeling like anything, but just wanting
Speaker 3: to like get to the bottom of what we were
Speaker 3: talking about. You know, I just I I really do
Speaker 3: love as much as it's it's corny as it sounds.
Speaker 3: I love like bringing people together, you know, I really do.
Speaker 3: And I it's like I'm always trying to find solutions
Speaker 3: for stuff. So yeah, even if I come off aggressive,
Speaker 3: like I really, I apologize, I don't intend to. I'm always, uh,
Speaker 3: at least in my mind, always trying to come at
Speaker 3: everything from a good place.
Speaker 2: The problem is I don't want to go back at you.
Speaker 2: I'm not some timid, fucking pussy. Just so all aware.
Speaker 2: I don't want to go back at you because I
Speaker 2: don't want to hurt our friendship with a because it
Speaker 2: would I would if I went back at you. You would,
Speaker 2: I think, I know, you know, if you would slightly
Speaker 2: feel the need to escalate, and then we'd both start
Speaker 2: escalating and then eventually it would be a full on,
Speaker 2: like yelling fight. And I don't want to eye whatever happened,
Speaker 2: that's see. Have we ever seen the effects when you
Speaker 2: drow up a nuke? Maybe it just fulling blues up
Speaker 2: so fis or something.
Speaker 3: We saw it. Yeah, well, those Japanese and then we.
Speaker 2: Decided neither again after this next one okay.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, and all those tests on the ocean.
Speaker 2: What was the second one, Nagasaki?
Speaker 3: Yeah, that was the better one.
Speaker 2: Hiroshimo was the first.
Speaker 3: More fun to say.
Speaker 2: So, I don't want to get in some fucking screaming match,
Speaker 2: which is where I'll go, especially if you say something,
Speaker 2: if you go whatever, whatever.
Speaker 3: So I don't either. But here's getting in to that.
Speaker 2: Because I like my friendship with you so much.
Speaker 3: I do too. Sometimes it's it's all right, I could
Speaker 3: take it or leave it, I guess, okay, but I
Speaker 3: know I also don't want to fight or anything but
Speaker 3: with you. But here's the thing. I really am the
Speaker 3: kind of person and this is probably what really sets
Speaker 3: us apart. I think I really am the kind of
Speaker 3: person that I can go. I can push it to
Speaker 3: the limit, you know, like I can push it further
Speaker 3: than it should ever go, and the next day it
Speaker 3: like it in my head it can feel like what
Speaker 3: the fuck are they upset about? You know, like get
Speaker 3: over short memory in that way, not short memory, it's I.
Speaker 2: That's short for like like resent or anything like that.
Speaker 3: Well, it's my it's I think it's my emotions. You
Speaker 3: Sometimes I can stretch it out, but like, yeah, I
Speaker 3: think I have to work at it. Sometimes I have
Speaker 3: to like try to stay mad. It's like I better
Speaker 3: stay mad until Wednesday so I can fucking say this
Speaker 3: to him, you know. But other than that, like, yeah,
Speaker 3: I really do once I get it all out, even
Speaker 3: though I might say the worst fucking things are manageable
Speaker 3: and and hurt people, and and I've had it happen
Speaker 3: to me where it's like I've been in screaming matches
Speaker 3: and people have like said the worst ship to me
Speaker 3: and hurt me. And then afterwards it's both like, well, well, yeah,
Speaker 3: let's I guess we'll get Baskin Robbins, you know, but
Speaker 3: I think that that's again, a big thing that I
Speaker 3: grew up with was just like you, escalating to the
Speaker 3: extreme and then acting like, oh, yeah, everything's cool, you know. So, uh,
Speaker 3: that's just me. So if I come off like aggressive
Speaker 3: and stuff, yeah, I'm not trying to be. And also
Speaker 3: I value our friendship, so I don't want to yell
Speaker 3: at you and scare you away because you're a little
Speaker 3: pussy bitch boy.
Speaker 2: I can't find him now, but Tim's septac in the
Speaker 2: third grade septic tank septank septac okay, jewish name told
Speaker 2: me I wasn't allowed to play with his vortex football
Speaker 2: that he was throwing around with all the other whistle
Speaker 2: I have thought about this guy every day since then,
Speaker 2: and when I was old enough to understand real estate,
Speaker 2: the idea of making up enough money and sitting back
Speaker 2: and watching him buy a house and settle in his
Speaker 2: family and buying all of the homes around it to
Speaker 2: turn them into low income projects around this guy's dream home,
Speaker 2: so he'd have to sell it for nothing if he
Speaker 2: ever wanted to leave it.
Speaker 3: All whatever he makes, so you got to make six
Speaker 3: times as much.
Speaker 2: So when I say I have a longer memory, that's true.
Speaker 2: I don't see he deleted his Facebook the last time
Speaker 2: I saw Tim Septac Uh huh. He was married to
Speaker 2: a maybe married, definitely had kids with a three hundred
Speaker 2: pound You saw precious.
Speaker 3: Right, yeah, yeah with uh what's her fucking name? Cita Gabaret,
Speaker 3: citab Yeah. His wife looked like Mono Oscar winner. Uh
Speaker 3: no Oscar Oscar nominee. Yeah, yeah, I think Monique won
Speaker 3: the Oscar Yeah, as the rapist auntie rapist mother.
Speaker 2: Uh yeah she was. Uh, this is who is this bitch?
Speaker 2: Oh she's trashy s too, man?
Speaker 3: She went to our school?
Speaker 2: Did she?
Speaker 3: Did she know? I think she did?
Speaker 2: No? No, no, no, no. Last name, don't say her first name.
Speaker 2: Last name is Camiso.
Speaker 3: Mmm, it's you know, there's so many goddamn Italian, stupid,
Speaker 3: fucking diego names.
Speaker 2: Hey, can we come together politically on both sides and
Speaker 2: agree fucking wops gotta go?
Speaker 3: Yeah, drop the pasta off and leave.
Speaker 2: Let's play this video to end it here.
Speaker 3: What is this guy?
Speaker 2: Okay, this is one of these days I'm gonna pull
Speaker 2: the footage and we're gonna watch that fucking John Bass
Speaker 2: now you remember him. Oh oh, he had or by.
Speaker 3: Fitness six sixty sixty six minute apps, eight minute apps.
Speaker 2: Yeah, something like that. He's now selling trinkets on Facebook.
Speaker 2: We'll watch that one of these days. But John Bastall
Speaker 2: is selling trinkets on Facebook.
Speaker 3: Okay, it looks like Gavin Rosdale from the still, so
Speaker 3: sure it's John Baystall.
Speaker 2: This is not John Basdall. This is a similar thing though.
Speaker 2: He is selling colognes. Oh okay, I think either online
Speaker 2: or something like that, like, oh, you need to pick
Speaker 2: this one up. Check this scent out. Oh it smells
Speaker 2: like the ocean. Well, here's his analogy here, let's wrap
Speaker 2: this up.
Speaker 3: This is Gavincale.
Speaker 2: It is not Gavin Rosdale. Actually you mean Gavin Rosdale
Speaker 2: of Bush.
Speaker 3: Yeah, of Gwen Stefani's Bush.
Speaker 2: Did you ever see did you ever see him playing guitar.
Speaker 4: In the rain? Uh?
Speaker 3: It sounds familiar. Was he singing glycerine at Woodstock with.
Speaker 2: Either that one or a different one? I don't think
Speaker 2: it was Woodstock. I think it was like an MTV thing.
Speaker 3: Oh well, yeah, I think I seen that clip was
Speaker 3: a good.
Speaker 2: I mean it's a pussy winner.
Speaker 3: Yeah, dude, you go back and listen to Bush nowadays
Speaker 3: you're like, God, damn, how do we ever think this
Speaker 3: guy's voice was appealing? You know, It's like it really
Speaker 3: just sounds like you're trying to turn on a model
Speaker 3: t you found it in a shed and you're just
Speaker 3: trying to turn it over. It's an awful sound.
Speaker 2: I like Gathic and I like Bush personally.
Speaker 3: I like Bush. I listened to their whole album sixteen
Speaker 3: Stone the other day. That's got that one song Everything's
Speaker 3: In where he says there's no sex in your violence,
Speaker 3: as if that's a bad thing, all right.
Speaker 7: And the last one I don't talk so much about
Speaker 7: is Perry.
Speaker 1: Alice three sixty Rats. I love it, man.
Speaker 7: It's the dildo of the fraggance in the street.
Speaker 1: And yeah, it's not so funny. Actually, I still don't
Speaker 1: know how.
Speaker 7: To talk about the cough topic off masturbating.
Speaker 1: It's difficult, man.
Speaker 7: I do it, but I don't come and you know,
Speaker 7: if I can be that honest, but simply to boost.
Speaker 1: My power type of vibe, all right.
Speaker 7: Ultimately, of course I want to have a girlfriend and
Speaker 7: a wife, turning that girlfriend into a wife, and have
Speaker 7: great kids.
Speaker 1: So that's very out was three sixty red and the last.
Speaker 3: But the fuck was did he have a break with
Speaker 3: reality during the filming of this segment.
Speaker 2: What he did? Yes? It felt like shit fucking reality
Speaker 2: on that one.
Speaker 3: So yeah, it was like you know in Beetlejuice when
Speaker 3: they step out of the house and they instantly end
Speaker 3: up on saturn the sandworm thing. Yeah, I had the
Speaker 3: sandworm layer or whatever, and then somebody will see them
Speaker 3: and pull them back into the house and be like,
Speaker 3: you've been gone for hours. This dude literally just fucking
Speaker 3: sandworm hitt at.
Speaker 2: Us who's holding a Periellis thing as he got pulled back. Yeah,
Speaker 2: that was fucked. This guy's a real fucking weirdo, and
Speaker 2: I wouldn't buy cologne from him.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I would assume that the cologne is the sweat
Speaker 3: that builds up when he's jerking off and not coming.
Speaker 2: Why is he going to point that out?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I guess he's that's his way of attracting a
Speaker 3: girlfriend that will eventually become his wife. Is like, if
Speaker 3: they know, oh, he's got all the seed built up
Speaker 3: he's been he's losing the sweat so he's dehydrate it.
Speaker 3: But he's got a lot of seed.
Speaker 2: Stored seed is about the grossest term for it.
Speaker 3: I think he's like a patch of dirt under an
Speaker 3: oak tree.
Speaker 2: All right, we're gonna wrap this one up. Go to
Speaker 2: your Worst Friend dot com, follow us everywhere on Twitter
Speaker 2: and Instagram at Worst Friend cast Hatreon. Today we're gonna
Speaker 2: be playing a few clips from the Gathering of the Juggalos,
Speaker 2: an app for children, and save this for next week
Speaker 2: because this is a good one.
Speaker 3: Oh that looks disturbing. Yeah, I don't want to watch
Speaker 3: any more child porn on this show. You got to
Speaker 3: stop doing that. I'm going to get in trouble.
Speaker 2: I mean they're gonna transcribe these things someday and then
Speaker 2: they're gonna start serving for who said what, And you're yeah,
Speaker 2: your computer's gonna get searched. It'll be fine, it'll just
Speaker 2: be a fucking hassle.
Speaker 3: It will be a hassle because especially because I'm about
Speaker 3: to buy a new computer. So yeah, well, this one's
Speaker 3: like a busted piece of shit. I can't believe it
Speaker 3: still works to talk to you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but that's cool though.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, it's a piece.
Speaker 2: Every week that this thing is gonna just die. But
Speaker 2: then just starting on my phone phone. Yeah, and it
Speaker 2: will probably sound better.
Speaker 3: Truthfully, that's so cool though. If we talked on my phone,
Speaker 3: then I would be able to sit outside and smoke
Speaker 3: cigarettes the whole time, and that would be so much
Speaker 3: better than being in my home office where I can't
Speaker 3: smoke cigarettes because of the snakes.
Speaker 2: Why can't? Oh?
Speaker 4: Really?
Speaker 2: Is that why? Or just the spill? You don't want this?
Speaker 3: I really just don't like to. Yeah, that as the
Speaker 3: real reason.
Speaker 4: But I don't.
Speaker 3: I honestly don't like to smoke around my pets if
Speaker 3: I kind of avoid it. I just feel bad blown smoking
Speaker 3: their face, all my pets, cats, dogs, snakes, whatever, even
Speaker 3: the fucking even my wife.
Speaker 2: I don't wanna what.
Speaker 3: Uh, I don't wanna, She's my property.
Speaker 2: I don't want to touch on anything you don't want
Speaker 2: you're not ready to yet. But was there any desire
Speaker 2: to get them high before?
Speaker 3: Who? My dog?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, we get them high all the time.
Speaker 2: Oh I didn't know he did? Okay?
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, like that's different. That's not blowing cigarettes, smoking
Speaker 3: his face from fucking Philip Morris.
Speaker 2: Sure you don't want to get through his fucking TPS
Speaker 2: reports at work today?
Speaker 3: Right? Yeah? But a little little fucking magical ganja sprinkled
Speaker 3: dust from the fucking marijuana fairy known as fucking Jamal Webster.
Speaker 2: Okay, that feels racist.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 3: I did. Dude, his name is on the fucking door.
Speaker 3: He's employee of the month.
Speaker 2: All right, patrion dot Com Worst Friend Cast, we're gonna
Speaker 2: wrap this one up. Uh fuck. I hope my levels
Speaker 2: are good on this. I'm gonna lose my mind if
Speaker 2: they're not.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I heard you the whole time.
Speaker 2: Good all right for your worst friend. I'm met.
Speaker 3: I'm honestly just trying to keep my friend. Don't leave me.
Speaker 2: Thanks for listening. We'll see you next week.
Speaker 3: No, I don't. I don't. I don't want to use
Speaker 3: a friend.
Speaker 2: Fuck you, you know, all us all cru No, you
Speaker 2: know I'm really gonna miss your god when
Speaker 8: The show's over.