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<v Speaker 1>Let me finish.

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<v Speaker 2>This is the first time I committed a hate crime.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe they'll jerk my dick off or something like that.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, probably we've disgusted. I'm associopath.

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<v Speaker 3>Any thrashed relationship, any trash ship. You're a worst friend.

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<v Speaker 3>Do you want to know why you're all fucked up?

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<v Speaker 3>Just look at the fucking problems you hang around with.

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<v Speaker 2>You're listening to your Worst Friend with Shane and Matt.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm Matt. I'm joined today by my friend and co

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<v Speaker 2>host Shane.

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<v Speaker 3>That was the best intro you've ever done.

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you, I appreciate it. Go to your Worst Friend

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<v Speaker 2>entirely commercial free and what the fuck just working? Or

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<v Speaker 2>is this frozen roll credits? My fucking Internet's been so

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<v Speaker 2>shitty lately.

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<v Speaker 3>Maybe a squirrel got in the box. You got a

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<v Speaker 3>box for your computer?

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<v Speaker 2>I do a box. I do have a box for

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<v Speaker 2>my computer. Did I show you that or tell.

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<v Speaker 3>You that maybe a squirrel got in it?

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<v Speaker 2>Did I tell you what I did? It's the dumbest

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<v Speaker 2>thing you could do. It looks retarded, but in a

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<v Speaker 2>fun way. I fucking went to Goodwill and I bought

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<v Speaker 2>this no, like an end table, like a you know

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<v Speaker 2>you'd put on the side of your fucking couch in

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<v Speaker 2>the living room.

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<v Speaker 3>Right.

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<v Speaker 2>It had a magazine dropped down in the back and

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<v Speaker 2>it has a little door in the front. So I

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<v Speaker 2>fucking took a jigsaw and just cut a hole in

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<v Speaker 2>the side of it.

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<v Speaker 3>Attached a fucking is this a jigsaw?

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<v Speaker 2>That is a jigsaw.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, the battery's dead.

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<v Speaker 2>You're the battery is not plugged in.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, Oh yeah it's not.

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<v Speaker 2>There's no battery.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it's in the battery bag. That's a good point.

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<v Speaker 3>Check out my Dewault.

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<v Speaker 2>Toolbox, fault man.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, you see that toolbox I just bought from my

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<v Speaker 3>Dwault tools.

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<v Speaker 2>Uh. Oh, someone's trying to drown in pussy.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, dude. The Walt is like the pussy magnet that

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<v Speaker 3>existed before a four chan.

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<v Speaker 2>Not like those fucking Ryobi pussies. I don't know that's

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<v Speaker 2>a type of it's a it's the lower end type.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh is it? I've seen? Uh? What is it? They got?

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<v Speaker 3>Like Martinelli? The Walt craftsman. Snap on.

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<v Speaker 2>I think it's not Martin Ellie.

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<v Speaker 3>It's Kie Makita ya.

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<v Speaker 2>You just you just jumped from Ally Forces in World

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<v Speaker 2>War two, Nelly to Makita.

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<v Speaker 3>Now, Martin Elly, that's that fucking uh that's the cider.

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<v Speaker 3>That's the cider that you drink at Thanksgiving. Yeah yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>yeah yeah, but it's still some fucking dago.

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<v Speaker 2>So I cut a giant hole in the box and

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<v Speaker 2>I fucking glued ah.

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<v Speaker 4>Fan.

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<v Speaker 2>Like, what's it called? Fan?

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<v Speaker 3>Why?

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<v Speaker 2>Because then I put all of my laptops I have

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<v Speaker 2>three of them I have to use, and my mac

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<v Speaker 2>all inside of this wooden box, which is it again

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<v Speaker 2>a terrible idea? Enormously because that keeps heat in more

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<v Speaker 2>or less.

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<v Speaker 3>Uh, it's also gonna heat keep heat in if they're

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<v Speaker 3>in a box with a fan.

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<v Speaker 2>No, no, no, the fan is pulling air out.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh the fans not in that box.

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<v Speaker 2>I ripped this side of the box off and I

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<v Speaker 2>attached the.

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<v Speaker 3>Fan, okay, and you sealed off the sides and where

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<v Speaker 3>the fan attaches, and you then sucked out all the

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<v Speaker 3>air to achieve a perfect vacuum before turning the fan on.

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<v Speaker 2>Right, Why would that do anything? You just are trying

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<v Speaker 2>to create motion of air?

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<v Speaker 3>Why do you want motion of air? Don't you want

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<v Speaker 3>to cool the laptops? Don't you want as little air

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<v Speaker 3>in there as possible? No?

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<v Speaker 2>Why why I'm not creating spacelike conditions here?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, I guess, yeah, I guess you. But is

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<v Speaker 3>the other end of the box open for circulation?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah? I drilled some holes in it?

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<v Speaker 3>Some holes. Why don't you just cut the whole side

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<v Speaker 3>of the box off, and again, I think it would

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<v Speaker 3>still just work better without the box, and you just

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<v Speaker 3>put the fan next to the laptops.

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<v Speaker 2>I know, but I can't put junk and clothes I'm

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<v Speaker 2>not wearing right now on top of it. If I

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<v Speaker 2>cut all the sides off and just leave them sitting.

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<v Speaker 3>That's an insulator that's definitely going to track.

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<v Speaker 2>Keep my blow towards next to it running. So there's that. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>all right, how did we even get here? You said

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<v Speaker 2>something about there's sticks in my computer? I don't remember.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, you had a squirrel in that box at

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<v Speaker 3>the computer box. No internet's not working. Oh that's what

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<v Speaker 3>we're saying. Your internet's a piece of shit. You got

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<v Speaker 3>squirrels in a box?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know squirrels in a box? Is that a

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<v Speaker 2>common phrase?

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<v Speaker 3>Is that you know a little you know, a little

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<v Speaker 3>computer box. Yeah, it's probably a fucking critter in there

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<v Speaker 3>that chewed on a wire. And now your internet's funny.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah maybe, Okay, it's possible. I got an internet video

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<v Speaker 2>for you here, video for you here. Yeah, that made sense.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, what is it?

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<v Speaker 2>Well, football season's coming up. I think we're less than

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<v Speaker 2>thirty days away. Oh shit, and I am an Indians

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<v Speaker 2>Colts fan. I'd like to talk about that just for

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<v Speaker 2>thirty seconds. I don't want to do more than four

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<v Speaker 2>minutes on fucking football, but I think you should follow

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<v Speaker 2>your hometown. Now team there's a team Nevada, Arenas Vega,

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<v Speaker 2>Las Vegas Raiders.

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<v Speaker 3>That's not I'm way closer to fucking Oakland San Francisco.

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<v Speaker 2>And said, yeah, well they don't. I mean San Francisco

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<v Speaker 2>has a team.

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<v Speaker 3>Sure, but what else am I closer to?

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<v Speaker 5>Uh?

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<v Speaker 3>Fucking Salt Lake City, even I think is closer than

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<v Speaker 3>Las Vegas.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but I'm not even near Indianapolis.

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<v Speaker 3>Portland is closer.

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<v Speaker 2>Portland doesn't have a team.

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<v Speaker 3>Seattle Seattle is are they North or South Washington?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't how would I fucking.

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<v Speaker 3>Because you follow football. Where the arena's at where the arena.

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<v Speaker 2>By the way, there's stadiums, not arenas. But that's fine.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, stadium's bigger. He told me that, ye stadium

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<v Speaker 3>is where Saddam Hussein will execute a soccer team in

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<v Speaker 3>a rena is where he'll execute his family. Yeah, or

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<v Speaker 3>more intimate?

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<v Speaker 2>No, oh, more intimate? All right, yeah, but yeah, you

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<v Speaker 2>want the bigger public show. That's a fair point for.

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<v Speaker 3>He did that. Yeah, I know he killed the soccer

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<v Speaker 3>team at the soccer field Seattle. All right, Oh, it's north.

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<v Speaker 3>That's okay, that's further away.

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<v Speaker 2>I think it's North.

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<v Speaker 3>Look what's above it? It's Canada. Yeah, it's North.

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<v Speaker 2>No, look it's right here. You've got all of Washington above.

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<v Speaker 3>It, and then what's below it? All of Washington and

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<v Speaker 3>then all of Oregon.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh does it go that deep? Oh? I guess that

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<v Speaker 2>fucking river really threw me off.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, you're not good at the maps.

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<v Speaker 2>No, I'm really not good with fucking maps, right, I'm not.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not the best maps men in the world. Lewis

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<v Speaker 2>and Clark would be real fucking annoyed with me because

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<v Speaker 2>we live in Florida.

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<v Speaker 3>It'd be like, I can't believe we ditch that fucking

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<v Speaker 3>Native American bitch for this idiot. This guy said he

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<v Speaker 3>was good with maps. He say he convinced us like, Oh,

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<v Speaker 3>don't listen to this fucking wigwam bitch. Oh she's a

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<v Speaker 3>fucking dumby. She's a girl. You're gonna let her map you.

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<v Speaker 2>I'll map you, perst off one. She's a woman too, savage, yes,

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<v Speaker 2>like her flat face. Wasn't she not really that pretty?

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<v Speaker 3>Of course she wasn't. She was probably sickly and fucking beaten,

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<v Speaker 3>you know, mercilessly as part of her warrior heritage. And shit,

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<v Speaker 3>oh wow she's hot in that picture though.

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<v Speaker 2>Damn I think droll a real sexy there like that one.

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<v Speaker 2>She's all right, she's even a little bit.

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<v Speaker 3>Uh yeah, she don't look great there.

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<v Speaker 2>She's littally androgynouss there.

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<v Speaker 3>Which doesn't even bother me. You know. I meant to

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<v Speaker 3>tell you when we saw Coyla Ray uh open for

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<v Speaker 3>jene Ico. One of the things I said to my

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<v Speaker 3>wife afterwards was because we were both like really impressed

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<v Speaker 3>with Coil Ray. The whole show was great, but I

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<v Speaker 3>hadn't really heard her music. I didn't really know much

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<v Speaker 3>about her. My wife straight up said like, it takes

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<v Speaker 3>a lot to change my mind, and she changed my

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<v Speaker 3>mind because it was just a knockout performance. But one

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<v Speaker 3>of the things I said afterwards was, damn, like, that's

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<v Speaker 3>like the hottest and drought androgynists bitch I've ever seen like.

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<v Speaker 3>She really does it well. So there's a way to

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<v Speaker 3>do androgyny like sexy. She was like humping the floor

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<v Speaker 3>and she had like a little bikini on, and shit

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<v Speaker 3>she was. She was sexy, but at the same time

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<v Speaker 3>she has like guys clothes on and basically no tits,

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<v Speaker 3>So you know, you can't tell unless you pull the

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<v Speaker 3>fucking pants down and check, like you go to dick

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<v Speaker 3>or something.

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<v Speaker 2>A boxer in the Olympics. Yeah, right, and then everybody

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<v Speaker 2>knows what you are.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah. Then they just take a Russian news story that

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<v Speaker 3>says you got an x Y chromosome and run with it.

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<v Speaker 3>But either way, whether you got one or not, there's

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<v Speaker 3>a way to do the androgynist look sexy.

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<v Speaker 2>Name again, what name the person we're talking about?

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<v Speaker 3>Saka Chawia No, no, who toiler ray c o I

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<v Speaker 3>l E. Oh yeah there you go. Yeah. So when

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<v Speaker 3>we saw her, she had like baggy shorts, sneakers, like

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<v Speaker 3>a little top, so you know, it's like covering her

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<v Speaker 3>tits but like they're not there. And then yeah, her

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<v Speaker 3>hair was like completely pulled back. She had definitely had

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<v Speaker 3>boyvo vibes going, and it was making my dick do like,

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<v Speaker 3>oh you know, like if she had a dick, yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>I guess I would still have to fuck you know,

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<v Speaker 3>like I was thinking it.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh no, no, First off, she has a very feminine face.

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<v Speaker 3>She does.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that is a big deal in the androge anything

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<v Speaker 2>m the the I would even say the fucking tilt

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<v Speaker 2>of the cheeks down when they got those big fucking

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<v Speaker 2>you know the Oh.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I don't like British faces. Yeah that can can

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<v Speaker 3>we just agree British people are like whenever I think

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<v Speaker 3>of that, like that like big blocky cheek face.

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<v Speaker 2>Ah, don't talk about David that way, oh your cat, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>we talk about David later.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, but I think of like, uh, yeah, look at

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<v Speaker 3>this motherfucker on the left here with the glasses. Yet

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<v Speaker 3>they're not like nice cheekbones.

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<v Speaker 2>Fucking homo from what he's got, he's got fuck you

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<v Speaker 2>tattooed on his head. He's he's not an average.

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<v Speaker 3>I feel like I feel like that's the cheeks you're

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<v Speaker 2>Right are you talking about hi here?

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<v Speaker 3>Because I'm not No, I'm not talking about where the

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<v Speaker 3>how much of your face is, Like it's a combination

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<v Speaker 3>would consider part of the cheek area. It combines in

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<v Speaker 3>a certain way on British people that makes them look

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<v Speaker 3>like they were pressed in between two bookends for their

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<v Speaker 3>entire life. You know, uh I would oh yeah, that

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<v Speaker 3>motherfucker right there with that fake square. No, not Tom York.

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<v Speaker 3>I saw a baby once that looked like Tom York.

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<v Speaker 3>I wonder where he's at nowhere?

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<v Speaker 4>Good?

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<v Speaker 2>Did I click away from it?

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<v Speaker 1>With no?

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<v Speaker 3>Go up? He's got like this ai ass head. There

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<v Speaker 3>you go, that's British mother. But here you go. That's

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<v Speaker 3>the look.

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<v Speaker 2>Revealing the face of an infamous nineteenth century British assassin.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, well I have to save this picture now.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, we'll say that, but well that's the cover.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, that will be the pep we can go.

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<v Speaker 2>These guys aren't even fucking trying any more.

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<v Speaker 3>They got to dig deeper.

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<v Speaker 2>So, yeah, you brought it up. I Jen and I

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<v Speaker 2>on a whim. I picked her up from work. I

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<v Speaker 2>had to get back to work. I didn't. I just

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<v Speaker 2>were looking at all these cats and they had all

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<v Speaker 2>these like kittens and like cool colored ones in this

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<v Speaker 2>and then towards the end they just had this big

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<v Speaker 3>I next time, Yeah, next time, that's the cat I'm

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<v Speaker 3>going for.

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<v Speaker 2>I like that. So we go around to the other

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<v Speaker 2>side and start trying to bother them. No, then I look,

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<v Speaker 2>I go, oh boy, he sure is winking at me

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<v Speaker 2>a lot. Why is he doing that if he wants

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<v Speaker 2>to run away so much? I notice? No, he's missing

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<v Speaker 2>a fucking eye.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, so he's got one eye. He's a cat and

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<v Speaker 3>he that's all right. You could hey, all right, you

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<v Speaker 3>could like it.

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<v Speaker 2>The reason I referenced before. He's a little British short hair,

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<v Speaker 2>and his color. Get this is lilac?

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<v Speaker 3>Is that a real color?

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<v Speaker 2>They say? I mean, I know lilac is a color.

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<v Speaker 3>But I thought it was a flower.

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<v Speaker 2>Uh yeah, well, I mean all those violet right, is

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<v Speaker 2>that a flower? It's got to be a color. They

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<v Speaker 2>said his color is lilac. It's not some weird fourth dimension.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not having to look through something to determine what

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<v Speaker 2>they mean by lilac.

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<v Speaker 3>Now, I thought violet was from Willy Wonka.

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<v Speaker 2>He's talking about the kid. Now, well, then what's an orange? Okay?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh that's a fruit?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, So anyway, yeah, I got a cat. Now here's

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<v Speaker 2>the thing that's cool. He had a real stupid fucking

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<v Speaker 2>name to start with.

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<v Speaker 3>I disagree.

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<v Speaker 2>We never even played the football thing.

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<v Speaker 3>Hunt. Oh yeah, you wanted to do football. Yeah, okay,

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<v Speaker 3>let's do football.

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<v Speaker 2>No, I let me tell you this first, because then

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<v Speaker 2>I'll be done with football.

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<v Speaker 3>Uh.

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<v Speaker 2>He had a real stupid fucking name.

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<v Speaker 3>I think he had a cool name.

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<v Speaker 2>Did you did? Did I tell you his name?

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<v Speaker 3>You might have told me his name. But I'm just

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<v Speaker 3>going to say this when it comes to pets, I

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<v Speaker 3>like the name you gave your cat, but and I

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<v Speaker 3>and I and it falls in line with my naming

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<v Speaker 3>scheme for animals, which is, like you get them very

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<v Speaker 3>human names. Sure, I like. I like the I like

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<v Speaker 3>playing names. Like for a long time I wanted to

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<v Speaker 3>get a greyhound and I wanted to name her Francine

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<v Speaker 3>or Doreen. I really like that. It's just like those

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<v Speaker 3>and I kind of like, yeah, that's a good one, right,

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<v Speaker 3>that's a really good one. I'm becoming so much more

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<v Speaker 3>of a cat person, though, and I don't see myself

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<v Speaker 3>getting any more dogs, so for now, at least you

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<v Speaker 3>can have the name. But yeah, I love that pattern.

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<v Speaker 3>Or I like to give them crazy, ridiculous, wild names,

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<v Speaker 3>like you know, fucking where in the world is Carmen

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<v Speaker 3>San Diego, And then every time you address them you

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<v Speaker 3>have to say the whole thing or it doesn't work,

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<v Speaker 3>you know. Yeah. Yeah, So those are the two patterns

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<v Speaker 3>I like. And I feel like the first name already

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<v Speaker 3>had that attribute and then you went and changed it

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<v Speaker 3>to the other quality I like. So I'm torn. I'm conflicted.

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<v Speaker 3>Both names are good, but I think I like the

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<v Speaker 3>first name better.

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<v Speaker 2>So what do you think, audience, if you had we

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<v Speaker 2>haven't told them either. I don't think maybe the real name,

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<v Speaker 2>but if you had a one eyed animal though.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, me and my wife were talking about that.

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<v Speaker 3>Why didn't they name it cyclops.

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<v Speaker 2>Cyclops one right, Yeah, you want to go ridiculous, you

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<v Speaker 2>want to go deep cut, not that deeper cut, but

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<v Speaker 2>deeper cut. Frank, what's the reference.

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<v Speaker 3>There, Craig from Is that from Goonies?

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<v Speaker 2>Nope? Donnie darko Oh okay remember guy who gets Yeah

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<v Speaker 2>yeah yeah, yeah, uh. You could. You could go with

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<v Speaker 2>a pirate name. You could go I wouldn't, but you

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<v Speaker 2>could go with Jack, call him Jack Sparrow and say

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<v Speaker 2>it's because he's missing eye, like a pirate.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't like that, I think either. I know somebody

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<v Speaker 3>who had an animal and named it Jack after Jack Sparrow,

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<v Speaker 3>and I didn't like that.

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<v Speaker 2>No, because it's gay. Here is my cat, a lilac

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<v Speaker 2>colored British short hair What should be I mean on paper?

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<v Speaker 2>Like the fat red eyes in the world? One of them?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>Uh uh, this isn't mine.

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<v Speaker 3>This is a google But is that a red Okay?

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<v Speaker 3>So they're like camber but they're darker darker Okay.

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<v Speaker 2>Well that one was this one us is in the second. Anyway,

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<v Speaker 2>they named this cat this cat again, a British short

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<v Speaker 2>hair cat. Uh, very prim and proper, very classy.

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<v Speaker 3>Eddie Wop yeah, I like that name. That's a good

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<v Speaker 3>name for a cat.

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<v Speaker 2>Fucking stupid rapper with one eye.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, that's ok he's got one eye.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, I get the reference. All the other ones

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<v Speaker 2>worked as well, though.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, but you already had the cat with the one

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<v Speaker 3>eyed name.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah one, that's okay, all right, famous one eyed people,

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<v Speaker 6>some Chinese guy, some other Chinese guy.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know any of these. Oh my god, there's

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<v Speaker 3>not one famous guy that has an I missing. You

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<v Speaker 3>know that. I think that's probably indicative of a bias.

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<v Speaker 2>Damn it. That's what I should have should have called

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<v Speaker 2>them Sammy.

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<v Speaker 3>It's not too not too late, change changed his name,

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<v Speaker 3>change his name to Sammy David.

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<v Speaker 2>So that is that is the reveal. I specifically said

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<v Speaker 2>to Jen, he has to have like a give him

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<v Speaker 2>a British name, but it should sound very normal and proper.

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<v Speaker 2>I said, what about David. She goes, David's funny. I go,

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<v Speaker 2>and we specifically note when we go to the vet

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<v Speaker 2>that he does not like to go by Dave. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>So in the additional notes I will write that in

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<v Speaker 2>he does not like to go by Dave, but then

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<v Speaker 2>British name David Beckham David Bowie, Dave, David Banner, David,

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<v Speaker 2>who's David Banner?

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<v Speaker 3>He made that song booty booty, booty pooty. Oh no,

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<v Speaker 3>that's Bubba's mark. He did know he made Uh he

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<v Speaker 3>made that. Yeah, that's so yeah, yeah he dripping sweat,

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<v Speaker 3>dripping cum. Let me see your pussy sweat or something.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I think that your lyrics were not far off

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<v Speaker 2>if they were wrong.

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<v Speaker 3>So I think it's something about drinking pussy sweat. Was

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<v Speaker 3>someone in the comments tell us what David David Banner

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<v Speaker 3>is famous for.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, we could just play it.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't care, Okay, I don't care about David Banner.

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<v Speaker 2>So yeah, we had to put our cat down on

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<v Speaker 2>my birthday last year, November twenty seventh, coming up on

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<v Speaker 2>a year, and we just kind of were like, this

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<v Speaker 2>cat's cool, he's an oddball. He doesn't give us attention.

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<v Speaker 2>Turns out that breed is just not like a fucking

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<v Speaker 2>attention seeking cat. He's chill. He's real fat, but like

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<v Speaker 2>that's his body build, super fluffy and salt and it's

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know, it's nice pet around, you know.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, having pets is great. I just wish that I

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<v Speaker 3>had known before you got or before I got this cat,

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<v Speaker 3>how needy cats can be. I would have gotten away

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<v Speaker 3>less attention seeking cat like you. My cat will not

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<v Speaker 3>leave me alone. He is just like constantly up my ass.

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<v Speaker 3>I can like play with him and you know, exhaust

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<v Speaker 3>him to the point where he falls down on the floor,

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<v Speaker 3>you know, and then he'll want to take a nap

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<v Speaker 3>or whatever. And he's got his regular nap times throughout

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<v Speaker 3>the day. But when he's awake, if I don't like

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<v Speaker 3>just to tire the shit out of him right the

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<v Speaker 3>fuck away, as soon as he gets up, he'll just

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<v Speaker 3>bug me NonStop. He's all up in my shit.

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<v Speaker 2>You know what Jen taught me, the subtle fun of

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<v Speaker 2>hmm fucking like picking on cats. Oh yeah, let me

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<v Speaker 2>clarify that sounds bad.

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<v Speaker 3>Uh.

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<v Speaker 2>More like you know, have you ever put have you

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<v Speaker 2>put Scotch tape on Gomez his feet?

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<v Speaker 3>Yet?

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<v Speaker 2>No?

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<v Speaker 3>We threw spaghetti on.

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<v Speaker 2>Him and didn't do anything right.

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<v Speaker 3>He kind of just like froze and he like stuck

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<v Speaker 3>his head back like that, his neck back, and he

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<v Speaker 3>wouldn't take the spaghetti off his face. He just kind

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<v Speaker 3>of sat there.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's see Scotch tape cat.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean like it on their like on the the

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<v Speaker 3>paths of their feet. Yeah yeah, yeah, okay, let's see.

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<v Speaker 3>Let's see they're speaking Asian. Ah, he's walking on his hindies.

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<v Speaker 2>And they do that. No, no, if you put it

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<v Speaker 2>on all four start they start, They try and shake

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<v Speaker 2>it off, and it's funny.

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<v Speaker 3>That's a cute cat. This one does not like it.

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<v Speaker 2>No, it's mean, don't get me wrong.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh he got it, he got it off, he bit

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<v Speaker 3>it off. He used his ingenuity. He's a cat.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. Well that dog just fucking jerked off in the corner.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh that dog was shit yeah in their living room.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, okay, it's cruel. It's sad. You shouldn't do it. It's

429
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<v Speaker 2>not funny. I know, it's not really cruel.

430
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<v Speaker 3>Oh dude, why do you get pets other than to

431
00:23:28.480 --> 00:23:31.839
<v Speaker 3>fucking torture them and shit pick on them.

432
00:23:31.920 --> 00:23:35.200
<v Speaker 2>Yeah yeah, not torture. Don't say torture. There are people

433
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<v Speaker 2>who torture pets.

434
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<v Speaker 3>Okay, Oh yeah, the Michael Vicks of this land.

435
00:23:39.839 --> 00:23:44.279
<v Speaker 2>Speaking of football, let me play this song by this guy.

436
00:23:44.319 --> 00:23:47.079
<v Speaker 2>I think you're gonna enjoy it. H This was the

437
00:23:47.160 --> 00:23:50.759
<v Speaker 2>fourt Okay, So apparently this guy was making a song

438
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<v Speaker 2>for every team that the Colts were playing, even the

439
00:23:54.599 --> 00:23:57.759
<v Speaker 2>preseason games. This is a song when they were playing

440
00:23:57.799 --> 00:23:58.640
<v Speaker 2>the Broncos.

441
00:23:59.480 --> 00:24:02.240
<v Speaker 3>There's the preseason have any weight on anything? Or is

442
00:24:02.279 --> 00:24:03.839
<v Speaker 3>it just so they can stretch their legs?

443
00:24:04.279 --> 00:24:06.240
<v Speaker 2>You know what it is. It's so they can sell

444
00:24:06.400 --> 00:24:12.880
<v Speaker 2>concessions in the stadium, so they can sell shitty tickets.

445
00:24:12.960 --> 00:24:14.720
<v Speaker 2>The only football game I've ever been to was a

446
00:24:14.720 --> 00:24:18.160
<v Speaker 2>preseason game, and everything was like almost the same price

447
00:24:18.200 --> 00:24:20.119
<v Speaker 2>as if it were a real game, and yet you're

448
00:24:20.160 --> 00:24:22.880
<v Speaker 2>not seeing any of the starters play where it's beneficial.

449
00:24:24.000 --> 00:24:27.759
<v Speaker 2>It's beneficial for coaches to see guys who are on

450
00:24:27.960 --> 00:24:31.119
<v Speaker 2>the bubble of being cut or not, whether or not

451
00:24:31.240 --> 00:24:33.680
<v Speaker 2>in a game situation, they can like step up and

452
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<v Speaker 2>do something.

453
00:24:34.400 --> 00:24:38.680
<v Speaker 3>So yeah, yeah, but that preseason, that's not the real season.

454
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<v Speaker 3>Let's say I put you in the game and then

455
00:24:40.799 --> 00:24:42.720
<v Speaker 3>you joke on TV.

456
00:24:44.680 --> 00:24:48.160
<v Speaker 2>Yeah there is that, Sure, I agree. Let's play this song.

457
00:24:48.240 --> 00:24:51.319
<v Speaker 2>This is the Colts anthem for a preseason game against

458
00:24:51.359 --> 00:24:54.640
<v Speaker 2>the Broncos. Uh, and this will be the extent of

459
00:24:54.680 --> 00:24:57.920
<v Speaker 2>our football talk until somebody gets killed on the field.

460
00:24:58.519 --> 00:25:01.039
<v Speaker 2>We're off the field. There's a lot drunk drivers with

461
00:25:01.119 --> 00:25:03.559
<v Speaker 2>these guys who signed thirty million dollar contracts.

462
00:25:03.920 --> 00:25:06.440
<v Speaker 3>I'll watch a good knee break, you know, once the

463
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<v Speaker 3>season kicks off. All right, this is our couvs.

464
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<v Speaker 2>This is our team weeplea, this is our couvs.

465
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<v Speaker 5>Whether winner lose, we love them for the shoe beat

466
00:25:27.839 --> 00:25:28.680
<v Speaker 5>the prongises.

467
00:25:29.400 --> 00:25:31.519
<v Speaker 3>Let's show them who the real horse is.

468
00:25:31.960 --> 00:25:38.279
<v Speaker 7>This is our team joke cold.

469
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<v Speaker 3>All right, I like the end. Okay, cool, he got me,

470
00:25:41.680 --> 00:25:45.880
<v Speaker 3>he won me with the end. He's my wife's parlance.

471
00:25:46.480 --> 00:25:48.200
<v Speaker 2>Well, Benedict Arnold and such.

472
00:25:49.519 --> 00:25:50.920
<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, dumb girls.

473
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<v Speaker 2>Yeah yeah, uh. You have gone to a few like

474
00:25:55.000 --> 00:25:56.640
<v Speaker 2>famous guy restaurants, haven't you?

475
00:25:57.559 --> 00:25:59.400
<v Speaker 3>Just? Gordon Ramsey placed a couple of times.

476
00:25:59.400 --> 00:26:02.200
<v Speaker 2>I mean, yeah, are any of a Michelin star or no?

477
00:26:02.839 --> 00:26:05.480
<v Speaker 3>I think so. I think the at least the one

478
00:26:05.519 --> 00:26:08.960
<v Speaker 3>in Tahoe is for sure, but I don't know about

479
00:26:09.000 --> 00:26:11.200
<v Speaker 3>the one in Vegas or the one. Definitely not the

480
00:26:11.200 --> 00:26:13.400
<v Speaker 3>one here in Reno because it's just a fast food.

481
00:26:13.960 --> 00:26:17.000
<v Speaker 3>It's a Gordon Ramsey's take on fish and chips, and

482
00:26:17.039 --> 00:26:22.559
<v Speaker 3>they literally just sell like fried fish, fried trimp and

483
00:26:23.079 --> 00:26:28.400
<v Speaker 3>fried clams I think, or maybe klamari. But they have

484
00:26:29.000 --> 00:26:32.119
<v Speaker 3>three things and fries. That's it, all right?

485
00:26:32.240 --> 00:26:37.799
<v Speaker 2>Well, this guy was unhappy with a Guy Fieri restaurant.

486
00:26:38.079 --> 00:26:40.599
<v Speaker 3>What kind of restaurants does Guy Fieri have? I imagined

487
00:26:40.599 --> 00:26:43.039
<v Speaker 3>his place is more like a Chili's.

488
00:26:42.720 --> 00:26:46.200
<v Speaker 2>So uh yeah, I would say close. I know. The

489
00:26:46.240 --> 00:26:49.839
<v Speaker 2>only Guy Fieri I've ever had was at a concert.

490
00:26:50.039 --> 00:26:55.480
<v Speaker 2>They had like a like catering setup, not even no

491
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<v Speaker 2>no catering. I'm getting general mission.

492
00:26:57.880 --> 00:26:59.720
<v Speaker 3>Well, I thought you were in backstage with the band,

493
00:26:59.839 --> 00:27:02.160
<v Speaker 3>like you know, Guy Fieri was there like a guys,

494
00:27:02.240 --> 00:27:04.920
<v Speaker 3>I made this for you. It's bastama zule and it's

495
00:27:05.000 --> 00:27:10.000
<v Speaker 3>some fucking spare ribs, and it's my wife's mayonnaise, homemade mayonnaise.

496
00:27:10.200 --> 00:27:10.960
<v Speaker 3>Help yourself.

497
00:27:11.359 --> 00:27:14.240
<v Speaker 2>You know, I'm back of the audience with the cripples.

498
00:27:14.279 --> 00:27:15.640
<v Speaker 2>I'm not backstage. O.

499
00:27:16.559 --> 00:27:18.400
<v Speaker 3>Well, guys there you might be.

500
00:27:19.799 --> 00:27:23.799
<v Speaker 2>So fucking uh. The only time I've ever had it

501
00:27:23.880 --> 00:27:25.839
<v Speaker 2>was I don't even remember if it was like a

502
00:27:25.880 --> 00:27:28.720
<v Speaker 2>barbecue sandwich. I think it was a burger. I got

503
00:27:28.799 --> 00:27:31.440
<v Speaker 2>it at a concert at h They had a stand

504
00:27:31.559 --> 00:27:34.440
<v Speaker 2>set up for it, and if you paid extra you

505
00:27:34.480 --> 00:27:38.279
<v Speaker 2>could get mule sauce, which is what they called. They're like, yeah,

506
00:27:38.279 --> 00:27:40.640
<v Speaker 2>I guess that's what he calls. Is everything type of.

507
00:27:42.480 --> 00:27:42.720
<v Speaker 1>Sauce.

508
00:27:43.440 --> 00:27:46.200
<v Speaker 2>Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah, mule sauce.

509
00:27:46.880 --> 00:27:48.640
<v Speaker 3>That's a great name for it. It's Kenny.

510
00:27:48.880 --> 00:27:52.839
<v Speaker 2>We're mocking it. But I like Horseya sauce from fucking Rby's.

511
00:27:53.240 --> 00:27:57.559
<v Speaker 3>I like some Horseya sauce occasionally on a sandwich, but

512
00:27:58.279 --> 00:28:00.680
<v Speaker 3>I don't like I've never liked the name sauce, and

513
00:28:00.720 --> 00:28:03.920
<v Speaker 3>I've never liked the name Jamocha shake. Get the fuck

514
00:28:03.960 --> 00:28:08.400
<v Speaker 3>out of here with that that pre emptify bonics. Get

515
00:28:08.440 --> 00:28:10.240
<v Speaker 3>out of here. They were trying to They were trying

516
00:28:10.279 --> 00:28:13.200
<v Speaker 3>to sell me at Jamocha Shake in nineteen ninety. Get

517
00:28:13.240 --> 00:28:14.160
<v Speaker 3>out of here.

518
00:28:15.000 --> 00:28:20.000
<v Speaker 2>Said nineteen ninety wouldn't work. Never mind, I was gonna say,

519
00:28:20.079 --> 00:28:23.599
<v Speaker 2>not until OJ's convicted. Yeah, I leder one of those

520
00:28:23.680 --> 00:28:24.680
<v Speaker 2>Jamocha shakes.

521
00:28:25.119 --> 00:28:27.440
<v Speaker 3>Not until I see Rodney King beat down in the

522
00:28:27.480 --> 00:28:28.680
<v Speaker 3>streets a second time.

523
00:28:29.559 --> 00:28:32.720
<v Speaker 2>Jesus. Uh. Well, this gentleman was not happy with his

524
00:28:32.799 --> 00:28:36.319
<v Speaker 2>Guy Fieri experience. And I thought it was a funny video.

525
00:28:37.160 --> 00:28:40.079
<v Speaker 2>It's a the Yelp review we all want to do?

526
00:28:40.119 --> 00:28:42.440
<v Speaker 3>Is that a hank from breaking bad with a twope?

527
00:28:43.359 --> 00:28:48.400
<v Speaker 3>It's Hey, I'm at Chicken Guy.

528
00:28:48.799 --> 00:28:54.480
<v Speaker 8>And uh, I'm at Guy Fieri's place. You know, it

529
00:28:54.519 --> 00:28:57.240
<v Speaker 8>depends on who you how you spell it, how you

530
00:28:57.400 --> 00:28:59.440
<v Speaker 8>say it, but swear to got.

531
00:28:59.240 --> 00:29:02.960
<v Speaker 3>Two chip ands with just two waters seventy fucking dollars.

532
00:29:03.160 --> 00:29:04.200
<v Speaker 2>Fuck this guy.

533
00:29:04.680 --> 00:29:06.640
<v Speaker 8>Oh, by the way, you want sauces on your thing,

534
00:29:06.720 --> 00:29:08.000
<v Speaker 8>it's they're a dollar a piece.

535
00:29:08.279 --> 00:29:10.720
<v Speaker 2>Fuck you guy, Go fuck your stilist.

536
00:29:11.240 --> 00:29:14.680
<v Speaker 3>God fuck these prisons are closing left and right. This

537
00:29:14.759 --> 00:29:17.559
<v Speaker 3>guy's a complete piece of shit. Go fuck yourself.

538
00:29:17.680 --> 00:29:21.839
<v Speaker 8>Guy, How about that? Am I making my point? Good?

539
00:29:22.000 --> 00:29:25.599
<v Speaker 3>Fuck your stuff. I don't know. I heard he's friends

540
00:29:25.599 --> 00:29:26.519
<v Speaker 3>with Sammy Hagar.

541
00:29:27.079 --> 00:29:31.200
<v Speaker 2>You hear that? Or do you think they look alike? No?

542
00:29:31.319 --> 00:29:33.359
<v Speaker 3>I think I saw them hanging out in a video

543
00:29:33.519 --> 00:29:36.200
<v Speaker 3>with the guy, the singer from Tool Maynard.

544
00:29:37.119 --> 00:29:41.960
<v Speaker 2>Remember when Guy Fiery got caught coming off a plane

545
00:29:42.039 --> 00:29:46.880
<v Speaker 2>with his quote unquote stylist and the stylist was upset

546
00:29:47.000 --> 00:29:51.720
<v Speaker 2>as if maybe he was not a stylist but a

547
00:29:51.799 --> 00:29:55.559
<v Speaker 2>lover who had just been in argument with Guy Fieri.

548
00:29:56.160 --> 00:30:00.160
<v Speaker 3>Or yeah, maybe his fucking he's pancreas was acting up

549
00:30:00.680 --> 00:30:02.480
<v Speaker 3>and that just made him look like a little bitch.

550
00:30:02.880 --> 00:30:07.079
<v Speaker 2>I don't think it's kurious As acting up. Let's see. Oh,

551
00:30:07.160 --> 00:30:09.400
<v Speaker 2>here's a TMZ about it. We're gonna have to watch

552
00:30:09.440 --> 00:30:15.039
<v Speaker 2>an ad. Maybe I don't know. This might be kind

553
00:30:15.079 --> 00:30:19.240
<v Speaker 2>of gay. You tell me. I don't know. Just getting

554
00:30:19.240 --> 00:30:22.759
<v Speaker 2>in pressy fights with your stylist, it.

555
00:30:22.759 --> 00:30:25.920
<v Speaker 3>Might be kind of gay. But I'm not a celebrity. No,

556
00:30:25.960 --> 00:30:28.200
<v Speaker 3>this is the longest advertisement I've ever seen. This is

557
00:30:28.200 --> 00:30:28.880
<v Speaker 3>the right video.

558
00:30:29.240 --> 00:30:30.200
<v Speaker 2>We're not halfway there?

559
00:30:31.039 --> 00:30:31.880
<v Speaker 3>Is this the right video?

560
00:30:32.160 --> 00:30:35.160
<v Speaker 2>It is the right video. Guy fiery fights his hairdresser.

561
00:30:35.359 --> 00:30:37.839
<v Speaker 2>I don't know how many times he did that. I'll

562
00:30:37.880 --> 00:30:39.480
<v Speaker 2>just look on YouTube.

563
00:30:39.799 --> 00:30:45.720
<v Speaker 3>No, don't, god, he didn't do it on YouTube. Well,

564
00:30:45.720 --> 00:30:47.039
<v Speaker 3>he only did it on TMZ.

565
00:30:47.880 --> 00:30:49.839
<v Speaker 2>His hairdresser.

566
00:30:53.440 --> 00:31:04.960
<v Speaker 4>Hey, let's see, oh shipheads Kurt Kreischer.

567
00:31:07.039 --> 00:31:09.240
<v Speaker 2>No, no, no, it's just a fat guy.

568
00:31:09.960 --> 00:31:11.000
<v Speaker 5>You you're.

569
00:31:12.839 --> 00:31:16.160
<v Speaker 3>Oh my god, which ones?

570
00:31:16.200 --> 00:31:18.920
<v Speaker 2>Which guy was in the car?

571
00:31:19.640 --> 00:31:21.839
<v Speaker 3>Can we? I? I didn't see any of the fucking

572
00:31:21.880 --> 00:31:25.000
<v Speaker 3>stupid tattoos, the spiky hair. Do we have confirmation this

573
00:31:25.039 --> 00:31:25.359
<v Speaker 3>is him?

574
00:31:25.480 --> 00:31:26.759
<v Speaker 2>Confirmation this is him?

575
00:31:26.839 --> 00:31:32.519
<v Speaker 3>Yeah? Tmzes okayu yeah, TMZ is legit. They post the

576
00:31:32.640 --> 00:31:34.640
<v Speaker 3>juiciest fucking muck.

577
00:31:35.000 --> 00:31:40.640
<v Speaker 2>It's funny. People hate TMZ like there their scumbag reliable

578
00:31:40.759 --> 00:31:44.359
<v Speaker 2>they put out. Uh. They were the first one to

579
00:31:44.400 --> 00:31:46.799
<v Speaker 2>get Kobe, they were the first one to get a

580
00:31:46.799 --> 00:31:52.839
<v Speaker 2>whole bunch of stuff. He's man, that was so weird.

581
00:31:52.880 --> 00:31:56.480
<v Speaker 2>First that I had a CNN alert that came through

582
00:31:56.720 --> 00:32:00.160
<v Speaker 2>and it was in all caps like it should have been,

583
00:32:00.640 --> 00:32:03.720
<v Speaker 2>you know, nuclear war has started or something. It's just

584
00:32:03.759 --> 00:32:06.440
<v Speaker 2>said Kobe Bryant dead at he.

585
00:32:06.599 --> 00:32:09.440
<v Speaker 3>Was, Well, it wasn't he a big fella in the

586
00:32:09.480 --> 00:32:10.400
<v Speaker 3>basketball world?

587
00:32:10.920 --> 00:32:13.960
<v Speaker 2>What are you asking me? Yeah, hey, it was.

588
00:32:14.440 --> 00:32:17.000
<v Speaker 3>That's a news story, you know, because people care about

589
00:32:17.000 --> 00:32:17.759
<v Speaker 3>their sports here.

590
00:32:18.039 --> 00:32:22.839
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, okay, there's sports here really all right?

591
00:32:23.240 --> 00:32:26.480
<v Speaker 3>So oh yeah, so yeah, this fucker what he's probably

592
00:32:26.519 --> 00:32:28.359
<v Speaker 3>just never been in a fancy restaurant before. Like, I

593
00:32:28.359 --> 00:32:31.480
<v Speaker 3>don't know how good the food was at Guy Fieri's restaurant,

594
00:32:31.759 --> 00:32:33.640
<v Speaker 3>but that's how the shit is. Dude. When I went

595
00:32:33.680 --> 00:32:37.160
<v Speaker 3>to and if you don't know that after your first experience,

596
00:32:37.519 --> 00:32:39.839
<v Speaker 3>why the fuck are you going to any fancy restaurant?

597
00:32:39.880 --> 00:32:43.440
<v Speaker 3>Like I went to a fancy restaurant. Uh, when was

598
00:32:43.480 --> 00:32:46.599
<v Speaker 3>it on Valentine's I think it was Valentine's Day with

599
00:32:46.640 --> 00:32:49.759
<v Speaker 3>my wife and I hadn't been there before. It had

600
00:32:49.799 --> 00:32:53.640
<v Speaker 3>good reviews I looked online. It had the hallmarks of

601
00:32:53.759 --> 00:32:56.880
<v Speaker 3>like a good fancy place where the menu is really limited,

602
00:32:57.200 --> 00:33:02.920
<v Speaker 3>it's tight, it changes every day. They have fresh food in,

603
00:33:03.079 --> 00:33:06.640
<v Speaker 3>you know, vegetables and fish and stuff. I didn't really

604
00:33:06.720 --> 00:33:09.400
<v Speaker 3>dig it, you know, but I didn't fucking comply. It

605
00:33:09.440 --> 00:33:13.680
<v Speaker 3>wasn't horrible, But was it better than like an olive

606
00:33:13.720 --> 00:33:16.599
<v Speaker 3>garden meal that I could have paid the same or

607
00:33:16.839 --> 00:33:18.920
<v Speaker 3>half the price for and gotten the same enjoyment out

608
00:33:18.960 --> 00:33:21.400
<v Speaker 3>of No? No, it was about the same. It was

609
00:33:21.519 --> 00:33:23.559
<v Speaker 3>the same quality, you know. But I'm not bitching about

610
00:33:23.559 --> 00:33:26.680
<v Speaker 3>it because I knew going to that fancy place that

611
00:33:26.759 --> 00:33:30.000
<v Speaker 3>I'm paying for this fancy experience. That's like, that's the

612
00:33:30.039 --> 00:33:31.200
<v Speaker 3>whole fucking thing, you know.

613
00:33:32.440 --> 00:33:34.480
<v Speaker 2>Let's see, all right, well you're and.

614
00:33:34.480 --> 00:33:37.440
<v Speaker 3>Just to give you some perspective, like when I first

615
00:33:37.480 --> 00:33:40.359
<v Speaker 3>time I went to the Gordon Ramsay restaurant, we splurged.

616
00:33:40.440 --> 00:33:43.200
<v Speaker 3>We we got the bottled water, like you can just

617
00:33:43.279 --> 00:33:46.079
<v Speaker 3>get tap water. It's free, and it's Tahoe water. It's

618
00:33:46.119 --> 00:33:50.599
<v Speaker 3>really clean and clear and filtered to hell, like naturally

619
00:33:50.680 --> 00:33:54.359
<v Speaker 3>through the fucking aquifers or whatever, so you can get that.

620
00:33:54.839 --> 00:34:00.920
<v Speaker 3>Or they have like imported crystal crystalline geyser water something

621
00:34:00.960 --> 00:34:02.519
<v Speaker 3>in a glass bottle.

622
00:34:02.839 --> 00:34:07.640
<v Speaker 2>Sparkling feet through a river somewhere, and they bottled it

623
00:34:07.680 --> 00:34:09.440
<v Speaker 2>and said from Norway.

624
00:34:09.599 --> 00:34:12.719
<v Speaker 3>Right exactly, and it's ten dollars a bottle. We got

625
00:34:12.760 --> 00:34:14.519
<v Speaker 3>it the first time, and I think we've been there

626
00:34:14.559 --> 00:34:17.400
<v Speaker 3>three times and every time we've gotten it. You know,

627
00:34:17.920 --> 00:34:22.000
<v Speaker 3>it's just like, is it worth the ten dollars? It

628
00:34:22.039 --> 00:34:25.039
<v Speaker 3>is when we're there, you know, that's just that's what

629
00:34:25.079 --> 00:34:27.840
<v Speaker 3>you're paying for. So if this guy didn't like the meal,

630
00:34:28.440 --> 00:34:31.360
<v Speaker 3>that's one thing. But it's like to act like fancy

631
00:34:31.440 --> 00:34:36.800
<v Speaker 3>restaurants are expensive and this is news. Get the fuck.

632
00:34:36.599 --> 00:34:39.519
<v Speaker 2>Out fancy restaurants.

633
00:34:40.480 --> 00:34:42.480
<v Speaker 3>I'm gonna associate anything.

634
00:34:42.159 --> 00:34:44.639
<v Speaker 2>Fancy a lot. Well, let's just run through this man.

635
00:34:44.880 --> 00:34:49.159
<v Speaker 3>Well, well before we do, where is the restaurant located?

636
00:34:49.599 --> 00:34:51.079
<v Speaker 2>This is Las Vegas?

637
00:34:51.159 --> 00:34:54.519
<v Speaker 3>Okay, so right off the bat, every place in Las Vegas,

638
00:34:54.639 --> 00:34:57.360
<v Speaker 3>especially if you're on the strip, is a fancy place.

639
00:34:57.800 --> 00:35:02.440
<v Speaker 3>The drive through chapel is a fancy place in Las Vegas.

640
00:35:02.519 --> 00:35:05.280
<v Speaker 3>You know what I'm saying. Because everybody is nickel and

641
00:35:05.400 --> 00:35:10.320
<v Speaker 3>diming you for every little thing they can get. They

642
00:35:10.480 --> 00:35:12.639
<v Speaker 3>like that. That's what I'm talking about. It's like the

643
00:35:12.760 --> 00:35:18.079
<v Speaker 3>upsil the the.

644
00:35:17.360 --> 00:35:20.800
<v Speaker 2>So it's like, if I see so eating expensive with fancy.

645
00:35:21.800 --> 00:35:24.559
<v Speaker 3>No, I shouldn't have said fancy, but I am. I

646
00:35:24.599 --> 00:35:29.159
<v Speaker 3>am saying that when I I am saying that when

647
00:35:29.199 --> 00:35:36.920
<v Speaker 3>I get something expensive or fancy, I'm not necessarily expecting quality.

648
00:35:38.159 --> 00:35:42.840
<v Speaker 3>Fancy stuff can suck ass. It happens, you know, But

649
00:35:42.920 --> 00:35:46.079
<v Speaker 3>at the same time, fancy stuff should be very good.

650
00:35:46.960 --> 00:35:49.880
<v Speaker 3>So if what I'm alluding to is if I'm paying

651
00:35:49.960 --> 00:35:54.360
<v Speaker 3>for anything on the Vegas Strip, and if especially if

652
00:35:54.400 --> 00:35:59.199
<v Speaker 3>I see a celebrity's face on the fucking restaurant's billboard,

653
00:35:59.679 --> 00:36:01.920
<v Speaker 3>I know, as soon as I go in the door,

654
00:36:02.639 --> 00:36:05.679
<v Speaker 3>for every person in my party, I should at least

655
00:36:05.880 --> 00:36:09.679
<v Speaker 3>expect to spend one hundred dollars. You know, Drinks are

656
00:36:09.679 --> 00:36:13.760
<v Speaker 3>gonna be so much money. Appetizers, dessert like things come

657
00:36:13.840 --> 00:36:16.119
<v Speaker 3>in courses. So if you want macaroni and cheese as

658
00:36:16.159 --> 00:36:18.719
<v Speaker 3>a side, it's like eleven dollars for a little bowl

659
00:36:18.719 --> 00:36:21.679
<v Speaker 3>of macaroni and cheese in addition to your fucking steak

660
00:36:21.760 --> 00:36:24.719
<v Speaker 3>or whatever. I know all this in advance. This fucking

661
00:36:24.800 --> 00:36:26.760
<v Speaker 3>sixty year old man didn't fucking know that.

662
00:36:28.480 --> 00:36:31.679
<v Speaker 2>Fancy. I would like to turn down some of the

663
00:36:31.719 --> 00:36:34.440
<v Speaker 2>menu at Guy Fieri's.

664
00:36:34.800 --> 00:36:38.199
<v Speaker 3>What is this one stink zone.

665
00:36:38.559 --> 00:36:40.880
<v Speaker 2>Vegas Kitchen and Bar, where.

666
00:36:40.679 --> 00:36:43.760
<v Speaker 3>The My Vegas Kitchen Bar, where.

667
00:36:43.559 --> 00:36:48.119
<v Speaker 2>The logo is fucking wings made out of kitchen utensils

668
00:36:48.679 --> 00:36:53.320
<v Speaker 2>around a cauldron of fire. Why the fires in the cauldron?

669
00:36:53.360 --> 00:36:54.000
<v Speaker 2>I don't know.

670
00:36:54.199 --> 00:36:58.360
<v Speaker 3>I think that's the leftover logo from uh Rock of

671
00:36:58.480 --> 00:36:59.639
<v Speaker 3>Love season three.

672
00:37:00.239 --> 00:37:04.320
<v Speaker 2>Doesn't look good? Fancy you used a few times on

673
00:37:04.400 --> 00:37:10.360
<v Speaker 2>the Schabels menu. We have the jalapeno pig poppers. Uh,

674
00:37:10.400 --> 00:37:16.400
<v Speaker 2>we have the trash can nachos. Mm hmm, caso corn

675
00:37:16.519 --> 00:37:21.639
<v Speaker 2>dip that don't sound American now. And the quote unquote

676
00:37:21.760 --> 00:37:26.199
<v Speaker 2>Korea town tacos? Why is that? Why is that quoted?

677
00:37:27.760 --> 00:37:31.880
<v Speaker 3>Maybe he learned from the ancient Koreatown Master of you know,

678
00:37:33.039 --> 00:37:35.480
<v Speaker 3>Louisiana or wherever he's from. He went to the local

679
00:37:35.559 --> 00:37:39.039
<v Speaker 3>Korea town in Oklahoma. He's like, oh, please teach me

680
00:37:39.119 --> 00:37:42.880
<v Speaker 3>a wise one. How do you make the Korea town tacos?

681
00:37:43.480 --> 00:37:45.639
<v Speaker 2>Okay? But then why is it in quote? He should

682
00:37:45.679 --> 00:37:48.599
<v Speaker 2>be the you're saying he learned the I'm wondering if

683
00:37:48.639 --> 00:37:49.159
<v Speaker 2>this was the thing.

684
00:37:49.239 --> 00:37:55.239
<v Speaker 3>Well, that's because the man, uh, the Koreatown master, he

685
00:37:55.360 --> 00:37:58.639
<v Speaker 3>was like, get out of my hut, my tuckle hunter,

686
00:37:59.079 --> 00:38:02.559
<v Speaker 3>I will not teach a super go Korean tuckos. So yeah,

687
00:38:02.679 --> 00:38:05.159
<v Speaker 3>legally he has to put it in quotes because if

688
00:38:05.519 --> 00:38:08.199
<v Speaker 3>if he said they were legit Korea town tacos, he

689
00:38:08.239 --> 00:38:11.480
<v Speaker 3>would be, you know, moving in on mister Chun's business.

690
00:38:12.519 --> 00:38:17.159
<v Speaker 2>Fancy was the word used once or twice the second section. Here,

691
00:38:17.679 --> 00:38:22.639
<v Speaker 2>ain't no thang but a chicken wing. You got your

692
00:38:22.639 --> 00:38:26.639
<v Speaker 2>buffalo wings, you got your sticky guccu jang wings, which

693
00:38:27.719 --> 00:38:33.280
<v Speaker 2>I felt racist saying it, and your double barrel barbecue wings.

694
00:38:33.599 --> 00:38:35.440
<v Speaker 3>All this sounds great ones.

695
00:38:35.480 --> 00:38:39.519
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that sounds great, Not like I wouldn't be like.

696
00:38:39.599 --> 00:38:41.280
<v Speaker 3>I bet you this shit was bombed, dude. And I

697
00:38:41.280 --> 00:38:43.440
<v Speaker 3>don't even like Guy Fieri. That's the funny part. I

698
00:38:43.480 --> 00:38:46.280
<v Speaker 3>have no vested interest in this guy. I used to

699
00:38:46.320 --> 00:38:49.719
<v Speaker 3>see his show on the Food Channel or whatever when

700
00:38:49.719 --> 00:38:53.079
<v Speaker 3>I was working overnight and immediately skip it. But I

701
00:38:53.079 --> 00:38:56.199
<v Speaker 3>don't have a problem with this dude, I bet you,

702
00:38:56.360 --> 00:38:59.280
<v Speaker 3>because he's a big fat, like a loud, obnoxious Okay,

703
00:38:59.360 --> 00:39:01.440
<v Speaker 3>let me give you a quick story. One time, me

704
00:39:01.480 --> 00:39:03.880
<v Speaker 3>and my wife when I worked at AutoZone, I got

705
00:39:03.880 --> 00:39:07.639
<v Speaker 3>invited to my boss, Steve's brother's house. So my boss,

706
00:39:07.639 --> 00:39:10.760
<v Speaker 3>Steve was this big fat guy. He was super nice,

707
00:39:11.000 --> 00:39:13.519
<v Speaker 3>he talked a million miles a minute. He was a

708
00:39:13.559 --> 00:39:18.039
<v Speaker 3>really organized boss. But he was very self interested, right,

709
00:39:18.159 --> 00:39:21.480
<v Speaker 3>Like he was constantly leaving work early and shit. So

710
00:39:21.559 --> 00:39:23.559
<v Speaker 3>when I saw an opportunity to get in good with

711
00:39:23.639 --> 00:39:26.480
<v Speaker 3>this guy, I took it, you know. So it's like, yeah,

712
00:39:26.480 --> 00:39:27.920
<v Speaker 3>I was trying to get on his good side so

713
00:39:28.000 --> 00:39:30.679
<v Speaker 3>I could leave early and not have to do the work,

714
00:39:30.719 --> 00:39:34.400
<v Speaker 3>you know. I fuck yeah, Like I'm that motherfucker. I'm

715
00:39:34.880 --> 00:39:37.840
<v Speaker 3>who's that guy, Dwight. Dwight was a really good worker though.

716
00:39:37.920 --> 00:39:40.039
<v Speaker 2>Huh, yeah, you're the opposite.

717
00:39:40.280 --> 00:39:42.239
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I'm that black guy.

718
00:39:42.840 --> 00:39:45.440
<v Speaker 2>Oh, the black guy was just punching and punching out.

719
00:39:45.639 --> 00:39:46.599
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, yeah that's me.

720
00:39:46.800 --> 00:39:49.079
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you're the black guy.

721
00:39:49.719 --> 00:39:52.320
<v Speaker 3>I am the black guy all this time. I just

722
00:39:52.320 --> 00:39:55.480
<v Speaker 3>found out. But anyway, I go to Steve's house or

723
00:39:55.480 --> 00:39:59.440
<v Speaker 3>Steve's brother's house. Mike, his brother is a way bigger,

724
00:39:59.480 --> 00:40:04.800
<v Speaker 3>fat guy, equally friendly. But these people are just fucking trash,

725
00:40:05.119 --> 00:40:05.519
<v Speaker 3>you know.

726
00:40:05.519 --> 00:40:09.559
<v Speaker 2>Like wait they yeah, because trash doesn't mean mean or

727
00:40:09.599 --> 00:40:11.000
<v Speaker 2>shitty or anything like that.

728
00:40:11.039 --> 00:40:12.920
<v Speaker 3>We're having a great time there where we stayed for

729
00:40:12.960 --> 00:40:15.199
<v Speaker 3>a long time, eating food and playing a drinking.

730
00:40:15.320 --> 00:40:16.440
<v Speaker 2>What's trash?

731
00:40:16.559 --> 00:40:20.719
<v Speaker 3>Then to you, well, everyone in the family, kids, even

732
00:40:20.760 --> 00:40:22.480
<v Speaker 3>all the guests. I think it was required. I think

733
00:40:22.480 --> 00:40:25.679
<v Speaker 3>we're the first people in the house to not have a.

734
00:40:25.360 --> 00:40:28.480
<v Speaker 2>Full fisted two liter bottle of soda as they was.

735
00:40:29.239 --> 00:40:32.239
<v Speaker 3>Well, no, they left them for us like that was

736
00:40:32.280 --> 00:40:34.360
<v Speaker 3>the party favor, like pick up your two leader on

737
00:40:34.400 --> 00:40:38.119
<v Speaker 3>the way in. But no, we were the first people

738
00:40:38.159 --> 00:40:39.760
<v Speaker 3>to ever step foot in that place that didn't have

739
00:40:39.840 --> 00:40:43.519
<v Speaker 3>skin tags. It was like, profusely, I.

740
00:40:45.119 --> 00:40:47.360
<v Speaker 2>All saw this weight. I got a couple of them.

741
00:40:47.440 --> 00:40:48.880
<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna get them off soon.

742
00:40:49.440 --> 00:40:52.960
<v Speaker 3>I had one, I think, gross, But I think before

743
00:40:52.960 --> 00:40:54.519
<v Speaker 3>it got to the point where I realized it was

744
00:40:54.519 --> 00:40:56.760
<v Speaker 3>the skin tag, I had already cut it off with something,

745
00:40:57.719 --> 00:40:59.000
<v Speaker 3>so yeah, I don't.

746
00:40:58.960 --> 00:41:01.039
<v Speaker 2>I had one next to my balls.

747
00:41:01.280 --> 00:41:04.000
<v Speaker 3>Oh boy, you want a dentist to look at that one.

748
00:41:04.079 --> 00:41:06.239
<v Speaker 2>Well, I don't clip them. I got one of those

749
00:41:06.360 --> 00:41:09.480
<v Speaker 2>kits where it like puts a little rubber band around it.

750
00:41:09.559 --> 00:41:11.920
<v Speaker 2>Oh okay, and after a few days it falls off.

751
00:41:11.960 --> 00:41:15.000
<v Speaker 2>So you just have this piece of dried.

752
00:41:14.840 --> 00:41:17.159
<v Speaker 3>Skin tag and it's like a dog's tail.

753
00:41:17.400 --> 00:41:19.519
<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna mail it to you next time, I think,

754
00:41:20.159 --> 00:41:22.280
<v Speaker 2>say to Jen, I think I said, should I mail

755
00:41:22.360 --> 00:41:26.599
<v Speaker 2>this Shane? She goes, that's horrible. You should not do that.

756
00:41:26.800 --> 00:41:28.920
<v Speaker 3>Just the only thing in the envelope I'm like shaking

757
00:41:28.960 --> 00:41:30.679
<v Speaker 3>it out, like what the fuck is in here? He is,

758
00:41:30.800 --> 00:41:34.519
<v Speaker 3>I'm rattling around, but what as I saying?

759
00:41:34.519 --> 00:41:34.679
<v Speaker 1>Oh?

760
00:41:34.760 --> 00:41:37.519
<v Speaker 3>So we go to Mike's house and these people are trash,

761
00:41:37.559 --> 00:41:42.800
<v Speaker 3>skin tags everywhere there. You know, Mike the brother is

762
00:41:42.920 --> 00:41:48.079
<v Speaker 3>missing all but like four teeth, you know. Like I

763
00:41:48.119 --> 00:41:50.079
<v Speaker 3>asked him once about it, like is it hard to eat?

764
00:41:50.119 --> 00:41:52.320
<v Speaker 3>Like He's like, no, I can. I can eat everything

765
00:41:52.320 --> 00:41:53.760
<v Speaker 3>that you can eat. I was like, can you eat

766
00:41:53.800 --> 00:41:57.039
<v Speaker 3>an apple? He's like I can't. I can't bite an apple.

767
00:41:57.440 --> 00:41:59.280
<v Speaker 3>But if you cut a slice of apple for me,

768
00:41:59.360 --> 00:42:02.320
<v Speaker 3>I could eat it. It's like, how do you eat

769
00:42:02.360 --> 00:42:04.480
<v Speaker 3>it though? If it's got the skin and everything. He's like,

770
00:42:04.800 --> 00:42:07.679
<v Speaker 3>I just gum it. You gum anything enough and it'll

771
00:42:07.719 --> 00:42:09.760
<v Speaker 3>get soft and muschine. You just swallow it. And I

772
00:42:09.800 --> 00:42:12.599
<v Speaker 3>was like, so, hey, did he look like the.

773
00:42:12.559 --> 00:42:16.159
<v Speaker 2>Other the leftover teeth were holding up?

774
00:42:16.679 --> 00:42:19.039
<v Speaker 3>Oh no, no, they were like just was.

775
00:42:19.039 --> 00:42:21.719
<v Speaker 2>A tower seven like we were just it was burning.

776
00:42:21.719 --> 00:42:24.719
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, calm down. It was just like a black, smoldering

777
00:42:24.840 --> 00:42:27.480
<v Speaker 3>mess and it was about to topple into the other buildings.

778
00:42:27.719 --> 00:42:29.239
<v Speaker 3>Yeah yeah, all.

779
00:42:29.239 --> 00:42:29.719
<v Speaker 2>Right, all right.

780
00:42:30.360 --> 00:42:34.320
<v Speaker 3>So it was again, these people are nice. I didn't

781
00:42:34.360 --> 00:42:37.440
<v Speaker 3>have any problem with him. I'm literally giving you descriptors.

782
00:42:37.840 --> 00:42:39.280
<v Speaker 3>I'm not trying to put any.

783
00:42:39.199 --> 00:42:42.079
<v Speaker 2>Like you're making no judgment on it. You're just pointing

784
00:42:42.119 --> 00:42:43.000
<v Speaker 2>out things you saw.

785
00:42:44.440 --> 00:42:47.679
<v Speaker 3>You know, all these people is trash. But anyway, so

786
00:42:47.800 --> 00:42:53.039
<v Speaker 3>the one thing I realized though, God damn, everything tasted

787
00:42:53.199 --> 00:42:56.840
<v Speaker 3>so fucking good, Like, these people know how to make

788
00:42:57.039 --> 00:43:00.079
<v Speaker 3>good ass food and a lot of it because they

789
00:43:00.119 --> 00:43:03.440
<v Speaker 3>are hungry all the time, and they are hungry for

790
00:43:03.559 --> 00:43:05.960
<v Speaker 3>good stuff like you get at a restaurant, because fat

791
00:43:06.000 --> 00:43:09.599
<v Speaker 3>people don't want Like I've never seen a fat person

792
00:43:09.639 --> 00:43:14.559
<v Speaker 3>who sits there and eats like try chicken breasts like

793
00:43:14.639 --> 00:43:18.119
<v Speaker 3>out of a can. And that's how they get overweight.

794
00:43:18.320 --> 00:43:22.079
<v Speaker 3>You know, you get overweight from eating stuff that tastes yes,

795
00:43:22.239 --> 00:43:26.880
<v Speaker 3>that tastes good. You know, these people have learned through

796
00:43:26.920 --> 00:43:29.840
<v Speaker 3>trial and error how to make the best food on

797
00:43:29.920 --> 00:43:33.119
<v Speaker 3>the littlest budget and how to share it with everybody

798
00:43:33.760 --> 00:43:36.360
<v Speaker 3>because they love to party. Another sign that you're in

799
00:43:36.400 --> 00:43:40.519
<v Speaker 3>the presence of trash. But you know, people can party

800
00:43:40.559 --> 00:43:43.119
<v Speaker 3>and that's fine. But if people just love the party

801
00:43:43.159 --> 00:43:45.079
<v Speaker 3>and it's like two am and here, it's like, okay,

802
00:43:45.119 --> 00:43:48.519
<v Speaker 3>I got to work tomorrow with you actually, and They're like, oh,

803
00:43:48.559 --> 00:43:53.960
<v Speaker 3>but stay, you're probably in the presence of some fucking trash.

804
00:43:54.000 --> 00:43:56.639
<v Speaker 3>But we knew that, like this was a new level

805
00:43:57.039 --> 00:43:59.960
<v Speaker 3>when they broke out something that was new for us,

806
00:44:00.079 --> 00:44:09.400
<v Speaker 3>us a deep fryer, and they filled it with oil something,

807
00:44:09.840 --> 00:44:13.119
<v Speaker 3>you know, Crisco or oil something like that. But what

808
00:44:13.239 --> 00:44:16.400
<v Speaker 3>I noticed was that instead of like, let's say, in

809
00:44:16.440 --> 00:44:18.760
<v Speaker 3>my mind, I thought at the time, if you were

810
00:44:18.800 --> 00:44:22.280
<v Speaker 3>going to deep fry a twinkie, you might just throw

811
00:44:22.360 --> 00:44:24.440
<v Speaker 3>the twinkie into the deep fryer. Now this is just

812
00:44:24.519 --> 00:44:28.000
<v Speaker 3>me like spitballing. I might have also known enough about

813
00:44:28.039 --> 00:44:31.199
<v Speaker 3>cooking at the time to know you gotta batter it up.

814
00:44:31.320 --> 00:44:34.239
<v Speaker 3>You gotta roll it in some flour and some egg

815
00:44:34.320 --> 00:44:40.400
<v Speaker 3>batter or what is it like some whipped up egg

816
00:44:41.000 --> 00:44:43.599
<v Speaker 3>and then some more flour and made some breadcrumbs and

817
00:44:43.639 --> 00:44:46.079
<v Speaker 3>then you would throw it in. These people had a

818
00:44:46.119 --> 00:44:51.119
<v Speaker 3>different solution. They took down what is the name is it?

819
00:44:51.199 --> 00:44:55.559
<v Speaker 3>Biz quick? Is that the pancake Oh they made whoa?

820
00:44:55.719 --> 00:44:58.800
<v Speaker 2>They made corn dog twinkies essentially?

821
00:44:58.880 --> 00:45:02.199
<v Speaker 3>Yes, they they made oh not just twinkies. Well first, yeah,

822
00:45:02.239 --> 00:45:05.079
<v Speaker 3>they whipped up a whole box of pancake batter. Yeah,

823
00:45:05.239 --> 00:45:07.559
<v Speaker 3>and I know they used the whole box because the

824
00:45:07.559 --> 00:45:09.800
<v Speaker 3>the whole point of using the whole box was that

825
00:45:09.920 --> 00:45:13.400
<v Speaker 3>when they ran out of the pancake batter, that's when

826
00:45:13.440 --> 00:45:16.920
<v Speaker 3>they had to stop deep frying the snacks because they

827
00:45:17.000 --> 00:45:20.159
<v Speaker 3>only had the one box. So they're deep frying twinkies.

828
00:45:20.400 --> 00:45:25.400
<v Speaker 3>Oreos like fucking those little what do they fudgstripe? I

829
00:45:25.400 --> 00:45:27.559
<v Speaker 3>think that was the one that Mike liked. He's like,

830
00:45:27.679 --> 00:45:34.079
<v Speaker 3>oh yeah, they melt so good in my mouth, you know.

831
00:45:34.679 --> 00:45:41.840
<v Speaker 2>And and fat ass guys eating deep fried things, holy shit.

832
00:45:42.519 --> 00:45:44.000
<v Speaker 3>And it was a lot of fun. And me and

833
00:45:44.039 --> 00:45:46.599
<v Speaker 3>my wife both talk about this a lot, like, God, damn,

834
00:45:46.840 --> 00:45:50.360
<v Speaker 3>wasn't that food good? Weren't those snacks good? Like the twinkies?

835
00:45:50.400 --> 00:45:52.599
<v Speaker 3>I think. I think I might have had a bite

836
00:45:52.599 --> 00:45:57.559
<v Speaker 3>of a twinkie just to appease them, But the oreos like,

837
00:45:57.719 --> 00:46:00.760
<v Speaker 3>I could have eaten a couple of them, but I

838
00:46:00.880 --> 00:46:05.440
<v Speaker 3>hurt so bad after one, you know, oh my god.

839
00:46:05.480 --> 00:46:08.239
<v Speaker 3>And these people are just shoveling them into their fucking faces.

840
00:46:08.239 --> 00:46:10.000
<v Speaker 3>But it's like, I get it. They taste so fucking

841
00:46:10.039 --> 00:46:12.960
<v Speaker 3>good and they're conditioned for it was trash.

842
00:46:13.280 --> 00:46:14.239
<v Speaker 2>How's dirty at all?

843
00:46:15.960 --> 00:46:18.119
<v Speaker 3>They made an attempt to straighten up.

844
00:46:18.480 --> 00:46:22.440
<v Speaker 2>That's nice. That's nice. I just I can't eat for

845
00:46:22.559 --> 00:46:25.599
<v Speaker 2>the dirty factor on trashy people. I couldn't.

846
00:46:25.679 --> 00:46:30.079
<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, I just couldn't. Yeah, I've changed a lot

847
00:46:30.199 --> 00:46:34.679
<v Speaker 3>since then. I don't know, I'm a lot pickier. I

848
00:46:34.760 --> 00:46:39.039
<v Speaker 3>go to food things and if something looks off now

849
00:46:39.280 --> 00:46:42.000
<v Speaker 3>I generally won't even give it a try. And I

850
00:46:42.119 --> 00:46:45.800
<v Speaker 3>used to be adventurous, like our future president Robert F. Kennedy.

851
00:46:46.239 --> 00:46:48.880
<v Speaker 3>But I really have taken a step back from fucking

852
00:46:48.920 --> 00:46:53.519
<v Speaker 3>with people's food just because it's like I realized, like

853
00:46:53.639 --> 00:46:57.360
<v Speaker 3>I make really good food now because I've learned over

854
00:46:57.400 --> 00:47:00.519
<v Speaker 3>the years. Like maybe it's vanity or whatever. But I

855
00:47:00.519 --> 00:47:02.599
<v Speaker 3>want to impress my family. I want to cook good

856
00:47:02.639 --> 00:47:05.440
<v Speaker 3>for them. I want to impress guests when they come over.

857
00:47:06.760 --> 00:47:09.119
<v Speaker 3>I want to eat good food. But dude, it's like

858
00:47:09.239 --> 00:47:11.320
<v Speaker 3>a lot of people I know, when they cook, they'll

859
00:47:11.320 --> 00:47:13.719
<v Speaker 3>have a big thing and they'll proudly proclaim like, oh

860
00:47:13.800 --> 00:47:16.519
<v Speaker 3>I made all this, and it's like, fuck, dude, you

861
00:47:16.639 --> 00:47:21.920
<v Speaker 3>really want to take ownership of this? All right? Okay, Yeah,

862
00:47:21.960 --> 00:47:23.840
<v Speaker 3>it's it's tasty. Sure, you know.

863
00:47:24.559 --> 00:47:29.960
<v Speaker 2>I I only really like eating food I haven't seen

864
00:47:30.079 --> 00:47:33.960
<v Speaker 2>being made or I'm made myself. It's so weird. I'm

865
00:47:34.000 --> 00:47:37.920
<v Speaker 2>more weirded out by like family members making food. I'll

866
00:47:37.920 --> 00:47:41.639
<v Speaker 2>be much more reticent to taste that than I will

867
00:47:41.679 --> 00:47:45.079
<v Speaker 2>a fucking burger. That's some high school kid probably wiped

868
00:47:45.079 --> 00:47:45.639
<v Speaker 2>his dick on.

869
00:47:46.960 --> 00:47:50.119
<v Speaker 3>That's a good point. Oh man, that's a good point.

870
00:47:50.119 --> 00:47:56.440
<v Speaker 3>But it's like, other than my grandma who's dead, I

871
00:47:56.480 --> 00:48:00.000
<v Speaker 3>don't know that. I Yeah, I agree, Like I would

872
00:48:00.119 --> 00:48:03.000
<v Speaker 3>not eat a fucking single thing my mother ever cooked

873
00:48:03.000 --> 00:48:06.480
<v Speaker 3>for me ever, Okay, Like I'm saying that she was.

874
00:48:06.840 --> 00:48:08.639
<v Speaker 3>If she was to come over now and be like, oh,

875
00:48:08.719 --> 00:48:11.159
<v Speaker 3>let me cook, I'd be like, no, you take a

876
00:48:11.199 --> 00:48:15.480
<v Speaker 3>load off. It's just like I know that there's no

877
00:48:15.599 --> 00:48:20.440
<v Speaker 3>way she's going to cook anything good. I think that's

878
00:48:20.559 --> 00:48:23.719
<v Speaker 3>probably a fair point. Yeah, it is easier to trust

879
00:48:23.880 --> 00:48:26.880
<v Speaker 3>a stranger almost than it is, right because you know

880
00:48:26.920 --> 00:48:28.119
<v Speaker 3>how bad your family is.

881
00:48:28.239 --> 00:48:32.280
<v Speaker 2>Yeah maybe, but I mean even yeah, or even a

882
00:48:32.280 --> 00:48:34.800
<v Speaker 2>family I didn't know. Like if I went to something

883
00:48:34.880 --> 00:48:37.440
<v Speaker 2>and a cousin was there and they were like they're

884
00:48:37.440 --> 00:48:40.239
<v Speaker 2>a real good person, they're related's ohah, and they made

885
00:48:40.320 --> 00:48:41.920
<v Speaker 2>that with their own hands, I'd be.

886
00:48:41.920 --> 00:48:45.000
<v Speaker 3>Like, it's kind of like fucking a cousin, huh.

887
00:48:45.079 --> 00:48:47.039
<v Speaker 2>If I went the White Castle and I saw the

888
00:48:47.079 --> 00:48:49.559
<v Speaker 2>guy picking his nose, I'd be like, well, he probably

889
00:48:49.559 --> 00:48:51.480
<v Speaker 2>has gloves when he made my sandwich.

890
00:48:52.360 --> 00:48:55.079
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, wine, he probably didn't wipe the bogger on the

891
00:48:55.119 --> 00:48:56.480
<v Speaker 3>grill and say it was an onion.

892
00:48:57.159 --> 00:49:01.599
<v Speaker 2>Plus, anything you ate was melt heat in oil, which,

893
00:49:01.639 --> 00:49:05.880
<v Speaker 2>by the way, one of those little mini deep fryers

894
00:49:06.039 --> 00:49:09.079
<v Speaker 2>is one of the rashiest things you can. You can

895
00:49:09.199 --> 00:49:12.719
<v Speaker 2>just put oil in a pan or a pot and

896
00:49:12.760 --> 00:49:13.800
<v Speaker 2>boil it like that's hot.

897
00:49:13.800 --> 00:49:18.920
<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, But okay, so let's just be let's just

898
00:49:19.000 --> 00:49:22.480
<v Speaker 3>say right off the bat, I was going to embrace

899
00:49:23.360 --> 00:49:25.840
<v Speaker 3>the trashiness of a deep frier and say like, okay,

900
00:49:25.880 --> 00:49:29.159
<v Speaker 3>well we've got a deep fryer. We're trashy hot. But

901
00:49:29.280 --> 00:49:33.320
<v Speaker 3>to say there's no practicality is just foolish. You can use.

902
00:49:33.199 --> 00:49:35.159
<v Speaker 2>It in this. You can use a pot the same

903
00:49:35.239 --> 00:49:36.679
<v Speaker 2>way you can.

904
00:49:36.880 --> 00:49:39.400
<v Speaker 3>But you can't have as big a space as you

905
00:49:39.480 --> 00:49:41.440
<v Speaker 3>can in a pot as you would in a deep fryer.

906
00:49:41.840 --> 00:49:46.159
<v Speaker 3>Like if you need to make if no, if you

907
00:49:46.800 --> 00:49:50.519
<v Speaker 3>and you can't have the what is it the uh,

908
00:49:51.119 --> 00:49:57.000
<v Speaker 3>the heating element so that the stovetop only heats from

909
00:49:57.320 --> 00:50:02.280
<v Speaker 3>the bottom the air. The deep fry heats from all angles.

910
00:50:02.480 --> 00:50:06.880
<v Speaker 3>All the oil is heated to be the same temperature overall.

911
00:50:07.199 --> 00:50:09.599
<v Speaker 3>But if you have a pot full of oil, you're

912
00:50:09.639 --> 00:50:12.000
<v Speaker 3>going to have a hot spot at the bottom and

913
00:50:12.079 --> 00:50:14.079
<v Speaker 3>a cold spot at the top, and you're gonna have

914
00:50:14.119 --> 00:50:17.320
<v Speaker 3>to be constantly like moving stuff around, which is not

915
00:50:17.559 --> 00:50:21.639
<v Speaker 3>always the best technique for getting like crispy juicy thing.

916
00:50:21.800 --> 00:50:23.199
<v Speaker 3>Generally you want to just let it rest.

917
00:50:23.320 --> 00:50:23.480
<v Speaker 4>Right.

918
00:50:25.000 --> 00:50:27.920
<v Speaker 2>You can definitely get a pot at least this big.

919
00:50:28.280 --> 00:50:30.719
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, but you'll only be cooking it from the bottom.

920
00:50:31.000 --> 00:50:32.400
<v Speaker 3>You'd be fucking up your fries.

921
00:50:32.599 --> 00:50:35.599
<v Speaker 2>But that's okay, because you're boiling the entire oil.

922
00:50:36.400 --> 00:50:37.840
<v Speaker 3>That's not how fucking.

923
00:50:38.320 --> 00:50:40.519
<v Speaker 2>Not boiling and keeping it all at the same temper.

924
00:50:41.000 --> 00:50:43.119
<v Speaker 3>That's not how it works, though. Yeah, you would fuck

925
00:50:43.199 --> 00:50:46.039
<v Speaker 3>up the fries. Make some fries, Go make them, come back,

926
00:50:46.079 --> 00:50:46.960
<v Speaker 3>tell us how it works.

927
00:50:47.400 --> 00:50:51.360
<v Speaker 2>Well, none of this matters anymore because we have air fryers.

928
00:50:51.920 --> 00:50:54.199
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I do like air fry but I still okay,

929
00:50:54.199 --> 00:50:55.239
<v Speaker 3>that's what I was going to say.

930
00:50:55.280 --> 00:50:56.840
<v Speaker 2>Things that need to be fed.

931
00:50:57.480 --> 00:51:01.320
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, there's a practicality to the deep fryer where let's

932
00:51:01.320 --> 00:51:04.440
<v Speaker 3>say my wife wants to make Lumpia Filipino egg rolls,

933
00:51:04.840 --> 00:51:08.840
<v Speaker 3>there's no substitute. There's no better way. You could have

934
00:51:08.880 --> 00:51:11.159
<v Speaker 3>a pot on the stove, have the deep fryer going,

935
00:51:11.800 --> 00:51:15.239
<v Speaker 3>and you could use the stove on the egg rolls,

936
00:51:15.239 --> 00:51:18.360
<v Speaker 3>even because you only want to do one layer at

937
00:51:18.400 --> 00:51:21.400
<v Speaker 3>a time. But being able to just like throw them

938
00:51:21.400 --> 00:51:24.159
<v Speaker 3>in the like roll them up to be the exact

939
00:51:24.199 --> 00:51:26.519
<v Speaker 3>size of the pan, like the little thing that you

940
00:51:26.559 --> 00:51:29.199
<v Speaker 3>dip into the oil so that they all fit in snugly.

941
00:51:29.960 --> 00:51:32.239
<v Speaker 3>You drop them all in in a line. You just

942
00:51:32.360 --> 00:51:34.119
<v Speaker 3>drop that in the oil and then be able to

943
00:51:34.199 --> 00:51:37.400
<v Speaker 3>dump it out and repeat. That's a very practical tool

944
00:51:37.480 --> 00:51:37.920
<v Speaker 3>right there.

945
00:51:38.840 --> 00:51:41.440
<v Speaker 2>How many times a week is she making these egg rolls?

946
00:51:41.599 --> 00:51:44.719
<v Speaker 3>Oh dude? But when you do make them, you make hundreds.

947
00:51:44.920 --> 00:51:48.440
<v Speaker 3>You make hundreds of them, literal hundreds. It's and to

948
00:51:48.480 --> 00:51:50.440
<v Speaker 3>do that with a pot or a pan would be

949
00:51:50.480 --> 00:51:58.199
<v Speaker 3>a fucking nightmare, oil splashing everywhere, and shit, Okay, I

950
00:51:58.280 --> 00:52:01.440
<v Speaker 3>am there, so there is some practicality. So I am trash.

951
00:52:01.480 --> 00:52:03.519
<v Speaker 3>I'll take me in the trash. I mean, just give

952
00:52:03.559 --> 00:52:06.639
<v Speaker 3>the deep fry a little credit. Oh dude, he didn't

953
00:52:06.639 --> 00:52:07.480
<v Speaker 3>do anything to you.

954
00:52:07.599 --> 00:52:11.599
<v Speaker 2>There's a lot I like mountain dew, mountain de trashy

955
00:52:11.679 --> 00:52:12.880
<v Speaker 2>as ship mountain.

956
00:52:12.920 --> 00:52:14.599
<v Speaker 3>Dude doesn't even taste good? Why do you like it?

957
00:52:14.719 --> 00:52:19.960
<v Speaker 2>Don't probably say it's racistist? Did you hear that thing?

958
00:52:20.320 --> 00:52:21.639
<v Speaker 3>You know? What is that? Oh?

959
00:52:21.679 --> 00:52:24.719
<v Speaker 2>You didn't hear jd Vance bomb that fucking joke?

960
00:52:25.199 --> 00:52:28.559
<v Speaker 3>Oh? I heard he had been like, so, what's the

961
00:52:28.559 --> 00:52:30.800
<v Speaker 3>deal he's out like campaigning, He's getting a lot of

962
00:52:30.840 --> 00:52:33.679
<v Speaker 3>crickets at these events or something. I hear he has

963
00:52:33.719 --> 00:52:34.639
<v Speaker 3>a lot of gaffes.

964
00:52:34.719 --> 00:52:37.480
<v Speaker 2>I'll be honest. Yeah, but you're reading the one side

965
00:52:37.480 --> 00:52:37.639
<v Speaker 2>of it.

966
00:52:37.960 --> 00:52:39.960
<v Speaker 3>I'm not reading any side of it. I'm just wanting

967
00:52:39.960 --> 00:52:43.239
<v Speaker 3>to hear it. I'm not reading a side. I'm just getting.

968
00:52:43.239 --> 00:52:44.760
<v Speaker 3>I'm what I'm gleaning.

969
00:52:45.119 --> 00:52:48.360
<v Speaker 2>What I'm let me say, I probably I came at

970
00:52:48.360 --> 00:52:50.960
<v Speaker 2>that more aggressive than I meant to, only to say

971
00:52:51.239 --> 00:52:53.679
<v Speaker 2>I haven't. I haven't really watched any of this, So

972
00:52:53.760 --> 00:52:55.960
<v Speaker 2>I don't know if he's I just know this one

973
00:52:56.000 --> 00:52:58.920
<v Speaker 2>got boy, this one joke bombed because I saw it.

974
00:52:59.039 --> 00:53:00.840
<v Speaker 2>I heard it on a radio show I listened to.

975
00:53:01.079 --> 00:53:04.880
<v Speaker 3>What I've heard is that just from hearing people talk

976
00:53:05.119 --> 00:53:09.360
<v Speaker 3>about his appearances, is that you know, what what should

977
00:53:09.400 --> 00:53:13.760
<v Speaker 3>Trump do? Should he change? Should he drop? Should he

978
00:53:13.800 --> 00:53:18.719
<v Speaker 3>do this? Their strategy was was this jd Vance would

979
00:53:18.760 --> 00:53:20.880
<v Speaker 3>have worked for Biden, but it's not going to cut

980
00:53:20.920 --> 00:53:24.119
<v Speaker 3>it for Harris. So I've heard all this discussion that's

981
00:53:24.159 --> 00:53:29.360
<v Speaker 3>related to what should Trump do in light of jd

982
00:53:29.559 --> 00:53:35.760
<v Speaker 3>Vance's recent appearances and the potential future as the running mate.

983
00:53:35.920 --> 00:53:39.840
<v Speaker 3>So I wouldn't say I'm reading aside, hearing aside, getting aside.

984
00:53:39.960 --> 00:53:45.400
<v Speaker 3>I'm just getting the sense that he's not performing the

985
00:53:45.440 --> 00:53:46.480
<v Speaker 3>way they wanted him to.

986
00:53:48.079 --> 00:53:52.199
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, again, I have no that's interesting then, because I

987
00:53:52.239 --> 00:53:55.159
<v Speaker 2>don't I the vice president. I don't really find I

988
00:53:55.199 --> 00:53:58.280
<v Speaker 2>really haven't followed much since the shooting. I want to

989
00:53:58.280 --> 00:54:02.440
<v Speaker 2>get this really, I'll show you this thing afterwards. Here's

990
00:54:03.280 --> 00:54:07.679
<v Speaker 2>jd Vance bombing a joke. Again. The only reason I

991
00:54:07.719 --> 00:54:09.400
<v Speaker 2>follow this at all is because I heard it on

992
00:54:09.440 --> 00:54:13.840
<v Speaker 2>a comedy show because it's Hey. So, remember I said

993
00:54:13.840 --> 00:54:16.239
<v Speaker 2>about drinking mountain dew. You'll probably call that racist.

994
00:54:17.039 --> 00:54:19.480
<v Speaker 9>It is the weirdest thing to me. Democrats say that

995
00:54:19.519 --> 00:54:23.079
<v Speaker 9>it is racist to believe. Well, they say it's racist

996
00:54:23.119 --> 00:54:26.559
<v Speaker 9>to do anything. I had a die mountain dew yesterday

997
00:54:26.920 --> 00:54:29.119
<v Speaker 9>and one today. I'm sure they're gonna call that racist too, but.

998
00:54:31.519 --> 00:54:32.760
<v Speaker 1>It's good.

999
00:54:34.000 --> 00:54:37.920
<v Speaker 2>Ready, here's where and again when I listen to people

1000
00:54:37.920 --> 00:54:40.519
<v Speaker 2>talk about it as professional comedians, so you can see

1001
00:54:40.559 --> 00:54:45.559
<v Speaker 2>it that it's good. Is a very like, hey, guys,

1002
00:54:45.599 --> 00:54:48.360
<v Speaker 2>I'm looking for a little more from you here, you know. Yeah,

1003
00:54:48.400 --> 00:54:52.400
<v Speaker 2>and then the next line is him just like giving

1004
00:54:52.480 --> 00:54:53.199
<v Speaker 2>up quitting.

1005
00:54:57.880 --> 00:55:05.000
<v Speaker 3>Look, guys, Oh boyringe.

1006
00:55:02.480 --> 00:55:04.239
<v Speaker 9>These people were telling jokes up in the front row.

1007
00:55:04.280 --> 00:55:06.679
<v Speaker 9>You guys might hear it, but I'm I'm I'm getting

1008
00:55:06.719 --> 00:55:07.480
<v Speaker 9>caught a reaction.

1009
00:55:08.559 --> 00:55:11.760
<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, that was cringe. God damn, I didn't see that.

1010
00:55:11.760 --> 00:55:13.360
<v Speaker 2>That was real, real bad.

1011
00:55:13.760 --> 00:55:17.760
<v Speaker 3>That reminds me of fuck, what was it? That reminds

1012
00:55:17.760 --> 00:55:21.480
<v Speaker 3>me of a please clap moment?

1013
00:55:21.599 --> 00:55:25.800
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, even if even if like it was like, uh

1014
00:55:26.679 --> 00:55:29.320
<v Speaker 5>it was queued up on a card or something, whatever,

1015
00:55:29.360 --> 00:55:33.480
<v Speaker 5>the whatever, the most charitable take is his pathetic little

1016
00:55:33.519 --> 00:55:35.559
<v Speaker 5>whimper please clap.

1017
00:55:36.119 --> 00:55:36.280
<v Speaker 3>You know.

1018
00:55:36.880 --> 00:55:38.599
<v Speaker 2>It was that kill.

1019
00:55:38.679 --> 00:55:40.440
<v Speaker 3>I mean, that was the end of it.

1020
00:55:40.440 --> 00:55:42.960
<v Speaker 2>It was the end of it. Did you see this one?

1021
00:55:43.039 --> 00:55:47.159
<v Speaker 2>I'll post this picture somewhere where all of the media

1022
00:55:47.199 --> 00:55:52.639
<v Speaker 2>in the same day. Uh fucking started using the word

1023
00:55:52.800 --> 00:55:55.559
<v Speaker 2>joy for the Kamala Harris campaign.

1024
00:55:56.199 --> 00:56:00.280
<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, that's probably because the what is it, the

1025
00:56:00.280 --> 00:56:05.519
<v Speaker 3>the leakers or the staffers who report to the press,

1026
00:56:06.159 --> 00:56:10.280
<v Speaker 3>uh said like, oh yeah, she's gonna say the word joy.

1027
00:56:10.519 --> 00:56:14.159
<v Speaker 2>Joy is the new buzzword we're using. Yeah, that's not

1028
00:56:15.239 --> 00:56:17.840
<v Speaker 2>She shouldn't be leaking that to the press. Pressure.

1029
00:56:18.119 --> 00:56:20.760
<v Speaker 3>I mean, we know this happens like that.

1030
00:56:21.039 --> 00:56:23.599
<v Speaker 2>I it's okay to still be pissed about it. We

1031
00:56:23.679 --> 00:56:26.239
<v Speaker 2>know cops shoot black kids thirty eight times. We can

1032
00:56:26.280 --> 00:56:27.719
<v Speaker 2>get pissed every time they do it.

1033
00:56:27.800 --> 00:56:29.719
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I just don't see them as equivalent.

1034
00:56:29.840 --> 00:56:33.960
<v Speaker 2>You know, why one is shifting the entire culture of

1035
00:56:34.000 --> 00:56:36.199
<v Speaker 2>the country and one is a kid who may or

1036
00:56:36.199 --> 00:56:37.159
<v Speaker 2>may not have reached.

1037
00:56:36.920 --> 00:56:39.239
<v Speaker 3>For Well, I mean, it just assumes that the other

1038
00:56:39.440 --> 00:56:41.440
<v Speaker 3>side is not doing the exact same thing.

1039
00:56:41.599 --> 00:56:47.039
<v Speaker 2>They can be. What we've seen is one side dominates

1040
00:56:47.119 --> 00:56:47.599
<v Speaker 2>the space.

1041
00:56:48.639 --> 00:56:51.880
<v Speaker 3>Oh you mean just because there's more places that supposedly

1042
00:56:51.920 --> 00:56:57.719
<v Speaker 3>have a liberal bias. Yes, yeah, okay, I mean I will.

1043
00:56:59.840 --> 00:57:01.840
<v Speaker 3>I don't even know if I want to say that

1044
00:57:01.960 --> 00:57:04.920
<v Speaker 3>I concede that point, because I'm not even sure that

1045
00:57:05.599 --> 00:57:07.960
<v Speaker 3>there's a real I mean, I think there probably is

1046
00:57:08.000 --> 00:57:12.480
<v Speaker 3>a left bias in general with the news people, but

1047
00:57:12.559 --> 00:57:18.679
<v Speaker 3>that doesn't mean that the other side is not engaged

1048
00:57:18.719 --> 00:57:24.239
<v Speaker 3>as well. Like, sure, they're legitimate news organizations, they absolutely

1049
00:57:24.360 --> 00:57:30.960
<v Speaker 3>have sources and credibility or else hopefully or else we

1050
00:57:31.079 --> 00:57:38.119
<v Speaker 3>would see through that. We would you know, investigate the investigators.

1051
00:57:38.119 --> 00:57:41.760
<v Speaker 3>That's usually what ends up happening when journalists get found

1052
00:57:41.760 --> 00:57:44.960
<v Speaker 3>out that they lied about a story or embellish something

1053
00:57:45.079 --> 00:57:47.639
<v Speaker 3>or whatever. So I would hope that those checks and

1054
00:57:47.719 --> 00:57:51.239
<v Speaker 3>balances are in place. And because I don't I don't

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<v Speaker 3>know that world.

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00:57:52.039 --> 00:57:54.840
<v Speaker 2>But but isn't that what guys like Matt Tybee did

1057
00:57:54.880 --> 00:57:57.079
<v Speaker 2>and then he got outcast from journalists?

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00:57:57.599 --> 00:58:01.119
<v Speaker 3>How what did he do? What did Matt tayibe Twitter files?

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00:58:01.360 --> 00:58:04.960
<v Speaker 3>What is in the Twitter files? I'm not saying that

1060
00:58:05.079 --> 00:58:07.719
<v Speaker 3>like for you to inform me. I'm saying what is

1061
00:58:07.760 --> 00:58:11.199
<v Speaker 3>in there? That's so damning like that, Like you have

1062
00:58:11.360 --> 00:58:18.000
<v Speaker 3>both sides reaching out to Twitter making requests, and you

1063
00:58:18.039 --> 00:58:21.400
<v Speaker 3>have Twitter denying requests, accepting, you know.

1064
00:58:21.400 --> 00:58:24.559
<v Speaker 2>And accepting mostly other requests.

1065
00:58:24.599 --> 00:58:27.519
<v Speaker 3>But so what's the problem wing to celebrit not mostly

1066
00:58:27.719 --> 00:58:30.679
<v Speaker 3>like forty percent of so you're going to say, okay,

1067
00:58:30.719 --> 00:58:34.920
<v Speaker 3>so sixty is more than half cuts mostly forty percent

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00:58:35.000 --> 00:58:38.000
<v Speaker 3>they reject it. So it's like and it's not that

1069
00:58:38.039 --> 00:58:40.880
<v Speaker 3>they're recommending anything. You have to look at the Twitter files,

1070
00:58:41.679 --> 00:58:44.800
<v Speaker 3>Like a lot of the stuff is just like hey,

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00:58:45.639 --> 00:58:48.519
<v Speaker 3>this look at this account, please, you know, and then

1072
00:58:48.559 --> 00:58:50.679
<v Speaker 3>Twitter will look at the account and be like, there's

1073
00:58:50.719 --> 00:58:53.440
<v Speaker 3>nothing to see here, and they don't delete anybody or

1074
00:58:53.480 --> 00:58:55.960
<v Speaker 3>block anything, or since or anything, and they move on.

1075
00:58:56.119 --> 00:58:59.079
<v Speaker 3>And then also in the Twitter files, you don't have

1076
00:58:59.119 --> 00:59:05.840
<v Speaker 3>the government on either regime on either side, Biden or

1077
00:59:05.880 --> 00:59:11.360
<v Speaker 3>Trump saying censor this person, take this person down. You

1078
00:59:11.400 --> 00:59:14.440
<v Speaker 3>have the government saying like, hey, what this person is

1079
00:59:14.480 --> 00:59:18.519
<v Speaker 3>saying may not be factually true, or we didn't report that,

1080
00:59:18.719 --> 00:59:23.360
<v Speaker 3>or something along those lines. But all the decisions are

1081
00:59:23.800 --> 00:59:27.639
<v Speaker 3>internal with Twitter. You have Twitter people talking back and

1082
00:59:27.679 --> 00:59:31.440
<v Speaker 3>forth like, hey, should we run with this. No, I

1083
00:59:31.840 --> 00:59:35.719
<v Speaker 3>do think that's bullshit because it's linked to this, but yeah,

1084
00:59:35.920 --> 00:59:38.360
<v Speaker 3>leave that up because I don't see any reason to

1085
00:59:38.440 --> 00:59:42.880
<v Speaker 3>doubt that. Like, you have Twitter people making all the decisions.

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00:59:43.159 --> 00:59:45.719
<v Speaker 3>So I don't know what's so damning about the Twitter files.

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00:59:46.920 --> 00:59:50.079
<v Speaker 2>The argument comes from you said you don't quite believe

1088
00:59:50.320 --> 00:59:53.400
<v Speaker 2>or will won't concede that there's somewhat of a liberal

1089
00:59:53.440 --> 00:59:55.679
<v Speaker 2>bias in the media. I'll do it at that. I

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00:59:55.679 --> 00:59:56.239
<v Speaker 2>won't argue.

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<v Speaker 10>I'll say I'll say that more of the main mainstream

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01:00:00.760 --> 01:00:06.639
<v Speaker 10>news outlets that I know of are liberal, but more

1093
01:00:06.679 --> 01:00:07.960
<v Speaker 10>of the commentators.

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01:00:07.960 --> 01:00:12.039
<v Speaker 3>More of the pundits I know of are right leaning,

1095
01:00:13.920 --> 01:00:17.079
<v Speaker 3>and that's because I think they come from the internet,

1096
01:00:17.199 --> 01:00:23.000
<v Speaker 3>right They come from YouTube and Twitter, and they've now

1097
01:00:23.159 --> 01:00:25.960
<v Speaker 3>they have the Daily Wire and like they've built their

1098
01:00:26.000 --> 01:00:28.559
<v Speaker 3>own platforms and stuff. But I think a lot of

1099
01:00:28.559 --> 01:00:31.960
<v Speaker 3>the right people are the right leaning people is not

1100
01:00:32.400 --> 01:00:35.639
<v Speaker 3>right to mean correct, but the right leaning people I

1101
01:00:35.719 --> 01:00:40.760
<v Speaker 3>think the biggest voices are are on the internet. You know,

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01:00:40.800 --> 01:00:44.039
<v Speaker 3>they're just not on the TV, but I still hear them.

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01:00:44.400 --> 01:00:46.719
<v Speaker 2>But you Wilso, I mean you said they built their

1104
01:00:46.719 --> 01:00:48.920
<v Speaker 2>own platforms like Daily Wire and this and that stuff

1105
01:00:48.960 --> 01:00:52.360
<v Speaker 2>like the Huffington Post's been around twenty five years, Okay,

1106
01:00:52.760 --> 01:00:57.760
<v Speaker 2>you know, like I mean, you're saying the right leaning

1107
01:00:57.840 --> 01:01:00.840
<v Speaker 2>side is fine. You know, is there also they have

1108
01:01:00.920 --> 01:01:03.199
<v Speaker 2>strong blah blah blah. Yeah, But I mean, I can

1109
01:01:03.320 --> 01:01:05.320
<v Speaker 2>I can account for this stuff going back. You know

1110
01:01:05.599 --> 01:01:08.480
<v Speaker 2>that bar as well for I don't I don't care.

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01:01:08.840 --> 01:01:10.800
<v Speaker 2>I just thought the Jada Advance thing was funny, and

1112
01:01:10.840 --> 01:01:14.239
<v Speaker 2>that's all oh I think is funny. I disagree on

1113
01:01:14.280 --> 01:01:15.719
<v Speaker 2>the liberal lean I.

1114
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<v Speaker 3>Know, I'm not. I'm not. I'm not agreeing nor disagreeing.

1115
01:01:20.000 --> 01:01:23.119
<v Speaker 3>That's the thing is, like I'm saying in theory, what

1116
01:01:23.159 --> 01:01:27.599
<v Speaker 3>you're saying sounds right, because I know of more liberal

1117
01:01:27.679 --> 01:01:31.480
<v Speaker 3>leaning mainstream news outlets, right, and I'm pretty sure i've

1118
01:01:31.480 --> 01:01:33.760
<v Speaker 3>heard of like, oh, here's a study that says like,

1119
01:01:35.320 --> 01:01:38.960
<v Speaker 3>all this is left leaning, all the ai bots are

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01:01:39.000 --> 01:01:43.320
<v Speaker 3>left leaning, And I'm willing to accept that there could

1121
01:01:43.400 --> 01:01:47.119
<v Speaker 3>be this left leaning bias, but I also haven't seen

1122
01:01:47.119 --> 01:01:51.079
<v Speaker 3>it clearly demonstrated. I've heard a lot of conjecture, and

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01:01:51.320 --> 01:01:54.760
<v Speaker 3>I've I've also seen things like, well, a lot of

1124
01:01:54.800 --> 01:02:01.000
<v Speaker 3>companies just have to appease more left leaning people because

1125
01:02:01.039 --> 01:02:05.159
<v Speaker 3>they fucking complain more, you know. So it's not that

1126
01:02:05.199 --> 01:02:08.199
<v Speaker 3>they have this bias. It's that the people on the

1127
01:02:08.320 --> 01:02:11.280
<v Speaker 3>right don't complain about as much. So if they complain

1128
01:02:11.320 --> 01:02:14.840
<v Speaker 3>about more stuff, they'll you'll start to see a more

1129
01:02:15.440 --> 01:02:18.519
<v Speaker 3>right leaning bias. Like have something other than abortion to

1130
01:02:18.599 --> 01:02:22.079
<v Speaker 3>complain about, or guns or the border, pick a new thing,

1131
01:02:22.239 --> 01:02:24.320
<v Speaker 3>you know, and then maybe that'll spread it a little bit.

1132
01:02:25.239 --> 01:02:25.679
<v Speaker 4>Maybe.

1133
01:02:25.840 --> 01:02:28.360
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I don't know. I don't ow it's going to

1134
01:02:28.400 --> 01:02:32.039
<v Speaker 2>be interesting. We're a few months away, so figure.

1135
01:02:32.159 --> 01:02:34.639
<v Speaker 3>But it's like, I think if there was a left

1136
01:02:34.760 --> 01:02:37.159
<v Speaker 3>leaning bias, and if there is a left leaning bias,

1137
01:02:37.199 --> 01:02:43.119
<v Speaker 3>that's that's that's good and bad. It's good because it

1138
01:02:43.119 --> 01:02:48.320
<v Speaker 3>it shows that despite their being this bias in the media,

1139
01:02:49.039 --> 01:02:53.079
<v Speaker 3>the system seems to still be functioning as normal. We

1140
01:02:53.239 --> 01:02:59.400
<v Speaker 3>had Republican Democrat, Republican Democrat president. The swing states are

1141
01:02:59.440 --> 01:03:03.039
<v Speaker 3>still the swing states. They still swing. The other states

1142
01:03:03.039 --> 01:03:07.679
<v Speaker 3>are still locked in in the regular colors. It's uh,

1143
01:03:08.239 --> 01:03:10.320
<v Speaker 3>it seems to be business as usual. You know.

1144
01:03:11.679 --> 01:03:19.360
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, I I I don't know. I'm done. I'm

1145
01:03:19.880 --> 01:03:22.920
<v Speaker 2>I haven't followed Trump in weeks. I don't know what's

1146
01:03:22.960 --> 01:03:25.519
<v Speaker 2>going on with other stuff. If I don't see it,

1147
01:03:25.519 --> 01:03:28.000
<v Speaker 2>if it's not funny, I don't care anymore. I'm done

1148
01:03:28.000 --> 01:03:30.400
<v Speaker 2>with it. Like you said, can't really fight it, just

1149
01:03:30.480 --> 01:03:35.199
<v Speaker 2>let it go. Man. It's like, uh, I'm tired of

1150
01:03:36.119 --> 01:03:39.320
<v Speaker 2>underinformed people arguing constantly.

1151
01:03:40.320 --> 01:03:40.800
<v Speaker 1>Uh.

1152
01:03:42.079 --> 01:03:48.480
<v Speaker 2>Like it's toxic online. But even just videos I'm watching

1153
01:03:48.519 --> 01:03:52.320
<v Speaker 2>of people, even just people who are supposed to be educated,

1154
01:03:52.519 --> 01:03:55.239
<v Speaker 2>not using facts or lying about a little thing to

1155
01:03:55.320 --> 01:03:57.880
<v Speaker 2>make their point. I'm disgusted by it. I'm done with it.

1156
01:03:57.960 --> 01:04:00.119
<v Speaker 3>So you're saying, you're saying that's what you see in

1157
01:04:00.159 --> 01:04:00.599
<v Speaker 3>the media.

1158
01:04:01.239 --> 01:04:03.639
<v Speaker 2>No, that's what I see in independence. I mean, if

1159
01:04:03.639 --> 01:04:07.360
<v Speaker 2>you want to call the media like you know, individual people,

1160
01:04:07.960 --> 01:04:12.960
<v Speaker 2>then we're stretching the definition too far. I don't care

1161
01:04:12.719 --> 01:04:16.719
<v Speaker 2>is done. I'm done. I'm done. I mean I'm done

1162
01:04:16.840 --> 01:04:20.079
<v Speaker 2>caring about it. It's it's you can't fight it anymore.

1163
01:04:21.119 --> 01:04:21.599
<v Speaker 2>It's there.

1164
01:04:22.079 --> 01:04:26.880
<v Speaker 3>I you know whatever, So what do you? What do you?

1165
01:04:27.119 --> 01:04:29.360
<v Speaker 3>What's what does that mean? You're given? You're giving up,

1166
01:04:29.960 --> 01:04:30.880
<v Speaker 3>You're gonna cut yourself?

1167
01:04:30.960 --> 01:04:34.480
<v Speaker 2>Please don't no, no no, because politics isn't my life.

1168
01:04:34.800 --> 01:04:36.440
<v Speaker 3>So I thought you said you were giving up.

1169
01:04:37.519 --> 01:04:40.199
<v Speaker 2>You're giving up about this stuff. I'm not going to

1170
01:04:40.280 --> 01:04:44.760
<v Speaker 2>fight with people who either won't admit it is wrong.

1171
01:04:44.800 --> 01:04:49.280
<v Speaker 2>I've written out a thousand comments on different things.

1172
01:04:49.079 --> 01:04:51.000
<v Speaker 3>Lately, and what do you think we're doing?

1173
01:04:51.079 --> 01:04:52.079
<v Speaker 2>I delete? What do you mean?

1174
01:04:52.679 --> 01:04:52.800
<v Speaker 3>Well?

1175
01:04:52.880 --> 01:04:53.039
<v Speaker 2>Is that?

1176
01:04:53.119 --> 01:04:55.159
<v Speaker 3>Is that why you're saying this? Because you think we're

1177
01:04:55.400 --> 01:04:57.320
<v Speaker 3>arguing you're arguing with something just.

1178
01:04:57.199 --> 01:05:00.280
<v Speaker 2>Made the point about Reddit or Twitter or whatever. Are

1179
01:05:00.519 --> 01:05:06.159
<v Speaker 2>just stleading just underinformed people, but also like, like, I

1180
01:05:06.159 --> 01:05:09.960
<v Speaker 2>don't know when people just I'm tired of it, Well, yeah,

1181
01:05:10.239 --> 01:05:12.400
<v Speaker 2>I'm just tired of it. I'm tired of dealing with

1182
01:05:12.440 --> 01:05:16.000
<v Speaker 2>people who don't put in the same level of intelligence

1183
01:05:16.039 --> 01:05:18.880
<v Speaker 2>on shit work. You do, fine, you do work on it,

1184
01:05:18.920 --> 01:05:20.760
<v Speaker 2>and we disagree and that's whatever.

1185
01:05:20.880 --> 01:05:24.519
<v Speaker 3>But no, I'm saying like, you don't you You're saying

1186
01:05:24.519 --> 01:05:27.199
<v Speaker 3>you don't have time for people who don't put the

1187
01:05:27.280 --> 01:05:28.039
<v Speaker 3>time in the work in.

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01:05:28.599 --> 01:05:30.719
<v Speaker 2>I don't have time to argue with them. Yeah, I

1189
01:05:31.519 --> 01:05:34.719
<v Speaker 2>absolutely not that. Yeah, I'm just not interested. I'm just

1190
01:05:34.760 --> 01:05:38.280
<v Speaker 2>not interested. I'm above that. I have a British cat now.

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01:05:38.880 --> 01:05:41.000
<v Speaker 3>I feel like every once in a while, I have

1192
01:05:41.079 --> 01:05:42.920
<v Speaker 3>to get something out of my system. So I just

1193
01:05:43.000 --> 01:05:46.360
<v Speaker 3>look for somebody in a YouTube thread or comment section,

1194
01:05:46.519 --> 01:05:49.159
<v Speaker 3>you know, and I just like, sometimes let them have it.

1195
01:05:49.280 --> 01:05:51.880
<v Speaker 2>You yelled at me last week, and you were getting

1196
01:05:51.920 --> 01:05:52.719
<v Speaker 2>angry this week.

1197
01:05:53.320 --> 01:05:55.679
<v Speaker 3>People will tell me all the time that I'm like.

1198
01:05:55.679 --> 01:05:58.679
<v Speaker 2>If someone says, hey, you're being too aggressive, you're scaring

1199
01:05:58.719 --> 01:06:01.639
<v Speaker 2>my kid me, maybe you should in the moment go

1200
01:06:02.199 --> 01:06:03.719
<v Speaker 2>oh am I doing that again?

1201
01:06:04.079 --> 01:06:07.199
<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, I don't trust me. I've worked, I'm trying

1202
01:06:07.239 --> 01:06:09.400
<v Speaker 3>to work on that. But if somebody has explained to

1203
01:06:09.440 --> 01:06:11.880
<v Speaker 3>you multiple times, like, look, just because I'm raising my

1204
01:06:12.000 --> 01:06:17.039
<v Speaker 3>voice doesn't mean that I'm angry or anything. I talk intensely,

1205
01:06:17.119 --> 01:06:19.800
<v Speaker 3>you know, like that's just just how I get Like,

1206
01:06:19.880 --> 01:06:23.480
<v Speaker 3>I'm not issuing you or wishing you any ill will

1207
01:06:23.599 --> 01:06:26.679
<v Speaker 3>or saying anything mean like this is just how I've

1208
01:06:26.800 --> 01:06:29.679
<v Speaker 3>always been. I think it's a reflection of how I

1209
01:06:29.840 --> 01:06:32.320
<v Speaker 3>have been spoken to a lot of my life. But

1210
01:06:32.719 --> 01:06:37.079
<v Speaker 3>that's neither here nor there. But that's just it's really

1211
01:06:37.119 --> 01:06:39.559
<v Speaker 3>something I try to work on. But I feel like

1212
01:06:41.559 --> 01:06:44.119
<v Speaker 3>you saying like, oh, well, you yelled at me, that's

1213
01:06:44.360 --> 01:06:48.480
<v Speaker 3>okay it are you mad that I raised my voice?

1214
01:06:48.599 --> 01:06:51.960
<v Speaker 2>Sorry about anything? Oh okay, it's not even the yelling,

1215
01:06:52.119 --> 01:06:59.159
<v Speaker 2>it's the when you just go okay, okay, that face.

1216
01:06:59.840 --> 01:07:02.519
<v Speaker 3>I don't know what you mean, like why like my face?

1217
01:07:02.840 --> 01:07:03.159
<v Speaker 2>Okay?

1218
01:07:04.920 --> 01:07:08.760
<v Speaker 3>So so I think I think I know what I think.

1219
01:07:08.800 --> 01:07:10.719
<v Speaker 3>I know what you mean. I think I know what

1220
01:07:10.760 --> 01:07:13.639
<v Speaker 3>you mean. I think. But what it is is you're

1221
01:07:14.159 --> 01:07:19.039
<v Speaker 3>you're confusing me being surprised by your answers with me,

1222
01:07:19.360 --> 01:07:23.000
<v Speaker 3>like passing judgment or something. So I don't want you

1223
01:07:23.039 --> 01:07:24.880
<v Speaker 3>to think that, like I like.

1224
01:07:25.000 --> 01:07:27.199
<v Speaker 2>Is that legitimate surprise or is that like.

1225
01:07:27.880 --> 01:07:31.480
<v Speaker 3>Sometimes yeah, I think it's well, I don't I don't

1226
01:07:31.480 --> 01:07:32.599
<v Speaker 3>remember the context.

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01:07:32.719 --> 01:07:35.519
<v Speaker 2>I don't think we ever went to the moon. Okay,

1228
01:07:36.039 --> 01:07:39.039
<v Speaker 2>you know that's not legitimate surprise. That would be like, oh,

1229
01:07:39.039 --> 01:07:41.320
<v Speaker 2>this guy's a cunt, let me give him that cunt.

1230
01:07:41.119 --> 01:07:44.719
<v Speaker 3>Looks maybe, but i'd have to see myself or hear

1231
01:07:44.760 --> 01:07:48.599
<v Speaker 3>myself in context because I really can't. I guess I

1232
01:07:48.599 --> 01:07:53.079
<v Speaker 3>should remember it better, but I can't. But I think that, Yeah,

1233
01:07:53.239 --> 01:07:56.159
<v Speaker 3>like what I was, whatever we were talking about last week,

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01:07:56.159 --> 01:07:58.840
<v Speaker 3>I remember it related somehow to the Twitter files. That's

1235
01:07:58.840 --> 01:08:01.320
<v Speaker 3>why I looked it up afterwards and read about it.

1236
01:08:02.280 --> 01:08:04.599
<v Speaker 2>That we were weren't we we said something about them, We.

1237
01:08:04.639 --> 01:08:08.000
<v Speaker 3>Just mentioned something about it, And it's like I, I didn't.

1238
01:08:09.159 --> 01:08:14.280
<v Speaker 3>I didn't leave that feeling like anything, but just wanting

1239
01:08:14.320 --> 01:08:15.840
<v Speaker 3>to like get to the bottom of what we were

1240
01:08:15.880 --> 01:08:18.920
<v Speaker 3>talking about. You know, I just I I really do

1241
01:08:19.079 --> 01:08:23.720
<v Speaker 3>love as much as it's it's corny as it sounds.

1242
01:08:23.800 --> 01:08:27.239
<v Speaker 3>I love like bringing people together, you know, I really do.

1243
01:08:27.319 --> 01:08:30.159
<v Speaker 3>And I it's like I'm always trying to find solutions

1244
01:08:30.199 --> 01:08:33.119
<v Speaker 3>for stuff. So yeah, even if I come off aggressive,

1245
01:08:33.279 --> 01:08:37.560
<v Speaker 3>like I really, I apologize, I don't intend to. I'm always, uh,

1246
01:08:37.800 --> 01:08:40.000
<v Speaker 3>at least in my mind, always trying to come at

1247
01:08:40.039 --> 01:08:41.399
<v Speaker 3>everything from a good place.

1248
01:08:42.239 --> 01:08:47.520
<v Speaker 2>The problem is I don't want to go back at you.

1249
01:08:48.199 --> 01:08:51.880
<v Speaker 2>I'm not some timid, fucking pussy. Just so all aware.

1250
01:08:52.279 --> 01:08:54.000
<v Speaker 2>I don't want to go back at you because I

1251
01:08:54.000 --> 01:08:56.600
<v Speaker 2>don't want to hurt our friendship with a because it

1252
01:08:56.640 --> 01:09:01.079
<v Speaker 2>would I would if I went back at you. You would,

1253
01:09:01.439 --> 01:09:04.359
<v Speaker 2>I think, I know, you know, if you would slightly

1254
01:09:04.439 --> 01:09:07.079
<v Speaker 2>feel the need to escalate, and then we'd both start

1255
01:09:07.199 --> 01:09:10.319
<v Speaker 2>escalating and then eventually it would be a full on,

1256
01:09:10.439 --> 01:09:13.319
<v Speaker 2>like yelling fight. And I don't want to eye whatever happened,

1257
01:09:14.279 --> 01:09:17.880
<v Speaker 2>that's see. Have we ever seen the effects when you

1258
01:09:17.960 --> 01:09:20.199
<v Speaker 2>drow up a nuke? Maybe it just fulling blues up

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01:09:20.239 --> 01:09:21.439
<v Speaker 2>so fis or something.

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01:09:21.479 --> 01:09:24.399
<v Speaker 3>We saw it. Yeah, well, those Japanese and then we.

1261
01:09:24.560 --> 01:09:28.279
<v Speaker 2>Decided neither again after this next one okay.

1262
01:09:28.960 --> 01:09:30.680
<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, and all those tests on the ocean.

1263
01:09:30.720 --> 01:09:32.239
<v Speaker 2>What was the second one, Nagasaki?

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01:09:32.720 --> 01:09:33.800
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, that was the better one.

1265
01:09:33.840 --> 01:09:34.760
<v Speaker 2>Hiroshimo was the first.

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01:09:34.880 --> 01:09:35.720
<v Speaker 3>More fun to say.

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01:09:36.119 --> 01:09:38.319
<v Speaker 2>So, I don't want to get in some fucking screaming match,

1268
01:09:38.399 --> 01:09:42.960
<v Speaker 2>which is where I'll go, especially if you say something,

1269
01:09:43.000 --> 01:09:45.800
<v Speaker 2>if you go whatever, whatever.

1270
01:09:46.000 --> 01:09:48.560
<v Speaker 3>So I don't either. But here's getting in to that.

1271
01:09:48.640 --> 01:09:51.319
<v Speaker 2>Because I like my friendship with you so much.

1272
01:09:51.880 --> 01:09:56.000
<v Speaker 3>I do too. Sometimes it's it's all right, I could

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01:09:56.039 --> 01:09:58.640
<v Speaker 3>take it or leave it, I guess, okay, but I

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01:09:58.680 --> 01:10:01.000
<v Speaker 3>know I also don't want to fight or anything but

1275
01:10:01.039 --> 01:10:04.720
<v Speaker 3>with you. But here's the thing. I really am the

1276
01:10:04.800 --> 01:10:08.079
<v Speaker 3>kind of person and this is probably what really sets

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01:10:08.159 --> 01:10:10.319
<v Speaker 3>us apart. I think I really am the kind of

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01:10:10.319 --> 01:10:14.840
<v Speaker 3>person that I can go. I can push it to

1279
01:10:14.880 --> 01:10:17.159
<v Speaker 3>the limit, you know, like I can push it further

1280
01:10:17.640 --> 01:10:21.359
<v Speaker 3>than it should ever go, and the next day it

1281
01:10:21.800 --> 01:10:25.800
<v Speaker 3>like it in my head it can feel like what

1282
01:10:25.840 --> 01:10:28.079
<v Speaker 3>the fuck are they upset about? You know, like get

1283
01:10:28.119 --> 01:10:31.960
<v Speaker 3>over short memory in that way, not short memory, it's I.

1284
01:10:32.119 --> 01:10:36.039
<v Speaker 2>That's short for like like resent or anything like that.

1285
01:10:36.159 --> 01:10:38.399
<v Speaker 3>Well, it's my it's I think it's my emotions. You

1286
01:10:38.520 --> 01:10:42.399
<v Speaker 3>Sometimes I can stretch it out, but like, yeah, I

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01:10:42.399 --> 01:10:44.239
<v Speaker 3>think I have to work at it. Sometimes I have

1288
01:10:44.319 --> 01:10:46.399
<v Speaker 3>to like try to stay mad. It's like I better

1289
01:10:46.399 --> 01:10:48.640
<v Speaker 3>stay mad until Wednesday so I can fucking say this

1290
01:10:48.720 --> 01:10:52.520
<v Speaker 3>to him, you know. But other than that, like, yeah,

1291
01:10:52.560 --> 01:10:55.920
<v Speaker 3>I really do once I get it all out, even

1292
01:10:55.960 --> 01:10:58.720
<v Speaker 3>though I might say the worst fucking things are manageable

1293
01:10:58.760 --> 01:11:02.199
<v Speaker 3>and and hurt people, and and I've had it happen

1294
01:11:02.279 --> 01:11:04.640
<v Speaker 3>to me where it's like I've been in screaming matches

1295
01:11:04.880 --> 01:11:06.840
<v Speaker 3>and people have like said the worst ship to me

1296
01:11:06.920 --> 01:11:12.560
<v Speaker 3>and hurt me. And then afterwards it's both like, well, well, yeah,

1297
01:11:12.640 --> 01:11:15.439
<v Speaker 3>let's I guess we'll get Baskin Robbins, you know, but

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01:11:15.520 --> 01:11:18.039
<v Speaker 3>I think that that's again, a big thing that I

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01:11:18.079 --> 01:11:22.000
<v Speaker 3>grew up with was just like you, escalating to the

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01:11:22.279 --> 01:11:28.159
<v Speaker 3>extreme and then acting like, oh, yeah, everything's cool, you know. So, uh,

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01:11:28.239 --> 01:11:32.720
<v Speaker 3>that's just me. So if I come off like aggressive

1302
01:11:32.760 --> 01:11:34.720
<v Speaker 3>and stuff, yeah, I'm not trying to be. And also

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01:11:35.279 --> 01:11:37.800
<v Speaker 3>I value our friendship, so I don't want to yell

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01:11:37.840 --> 01:11:39.319
<v Speaker 3>at you and scare you away because you're a little

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01:11:39.359 --> 01:11:40.159
<v Speaker 3>pussy bitch boy.

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01:11:40.439 --> 01:11:45.279
<v Speaker 2>I can't find him now, but Tim's septac in the

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01:11:45.359 --> 01:11:53.960
<v Speaker 2>third grade septic tank septank septac okay, jewish name told

1308
01:11:54.119 --> 01:11:58.000
<v Speaker 2>me I wasn't allowed to play with his vortex football

1309
01:11:58.239 --> 01:12:00.359
<v Speaker 2>that he was throwing around with all the other whistle

1310
01:12:01.319 --> 01:12:04.039
<v Speaker 2>I have thought about this guy every day since then,

1311
01:12:04.680 --> 01:12:07.119
<v Speaker 2>and when I was old enough to understand real estate,

1312
01:12:07.239 --> 01:12:11.279
<v Speaker 2>the idea of making up enough money and sitting back

1313
01:12:11.319 --> 01:12:13.319
<v Speaker 2>and watching him buy a house and settle in his

1314
01:12:13.399 --> 01:12:16.560
<v Speaker 2>family and buying all of the homes around it to

1315
01:12:16.640 --> 01:12:20.920
<v Speaker 2>turn them into low income projects around this guy's dream home,

1316
01:12:21.000 --> 01:12:22.760
<v Speaker 2>so he'd have to sell it for nothing if he

1317
01:12:22.800 --> 01:12:23.760
<v Speaker 2>ever wanted to leave it.

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01:12:23.840 --> 01:12:26.720
<v Speaker 3>All whatever he makes, so you got to make six

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01:12:26.800 --> 01:12:27.880
<v Speaker 3>times as much.

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01:12:27.760 --> 01:12:35.279
<v Speaker 2>So when I say I have a longer memory, that's true.

1321
01:12:35.680 --> 01:12:37.960
<v Speaker 2>I don't see he deleted his Facebook the last time

1322
01:12:38.000 --> 01:12:42.600
<v Speaker 2>I saw Tim Septac Uh huh. He was married to

1323
01:12:42.760 --> 01:12:47.920
<v Speaker 2>a maybe married, definitely had kids with a three hundred

1324
01:12:48.119 --> 01:12:51.239
<v Speaker 2>pound You saw precious.

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01:12:50.880 --> 01:12:56.359
<v Speaker 3>Right, yeah, yeah with uh what's her fucking name? Cita Gabaret,

1326
01:12:56.439 --> 01:13:00.640
<v Speaker 3>citab Yeah. His wife looked like Mono Oscar winner. Uh

1327
01:13:00.800 --> 01:13:04.720
<v Speaker 3>no Oscar Oscar nominee. Yeah, yeah, I think Monique won

1328
01:13:04.720 --> 01:13:09.439
<v Speaker 3>the Oscar Yeah, as the rapist auntie rapist mother.

1329
01:13:10.520 --> 01:13:14.479
<v Speaker 2>Uh yeah she was. Uh, this is who is this bitch?

1330
01:13:15.760 --> 01:13:17.960
<v Speaker 2>Oh she's trashy s too, man?

1331
01:13:18.600 --> 01:13:19.840
<v Speaker 3>She went to our school?

1332
01:13:20.159 --> 01:13:20.479
<v Speaker 2>Did she?

1333
01:13:20.680 --> 01:13:22.760
<v Speaker 3>Did she know? I think she did?

1334
01:13:23.279 --> 01:13:25.880
<v Speaker 2>No? No, no, no, no. Last name, don't say her first name.

1335
01:13:26.000 --> 01:13:27.119
<v Speaker 2>Last name is Camiso.

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01:13:28.720 --> 01:13:32.600
<v Speaker 3>Mmm, it's you know, there's so many goddamn Italian, stupid,

1337
01:13:32.680 --> 01:13:34.399
<v Speaker 3>fucking diego names.

1338
01:13:34.520 --> 01:13:38.560
<v Speaker 2>Hey, can we come together politically on both sides and

1339
01:13:38.600 --> 01:13:41.479
<v Speaker 2>agree fucking wops gotta go?

1340
01:13:42.279 --> 01:13:44.319
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, drop the pasta off and leave.

1341
01:13:46.000 --> 01:13:48.560
<v Speaker 2>Let's play this video to end it here.

1342
01:13:49.279 --> 01:13:50.159
<v Speaker 3>What is this guy?

1343
01:13:50.439 --> 01:13:54.560
<v Speaker 2>Okay, this is one of these days I'm gonna pull

1344
01:13:54.600 --> 01:13:57.560
<v Speaker 2>the footage and we're gonna watch that fucking John Bass

1345
01:13:57.680 --> 01:14:02.800
<v Speaker 2>now you remember him. Oh oh, he had or by.

1346
01:14:02.800 --> 01:14:06.479
<v Speaker 3>Fitness six sixty sixty six minute apps, eight minute apps.

1347
01:14:06.600 --> 01:14:10.479
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, something like that. He's now selling trinkets on Facebook.

1348
01:14:10.640 --> 01:14:13.840
<v Speaker 2>We'll watch that one of these days. But John Bastall

1349
01:14:14.000 --> 01:14:15.760
<v Speaker 2>is selling trinkets on Facebook.

1350
01:14:16.479 --> 01:14:19.439
<v Speaker 3>Okay, it looks like Gavin Rosdale from the still, so

1351
01:14:19.720 --> 01:14:20.800
<v Speaker 3>sure it's John Baystall.

1352
01:14:21.000 --> 01:14:23.640
<v Speaker 2>This is not John Basdall. This is a similar thing though.

1353
01:14:23.680 --> 01:14:28.760
<v Speaker 2>He is selling colognes. Oh okay, I think either online

1354
01:14:28.920 --> 01:14:30.680
<v Speaker 2>or something like that, like, oh, you need to pick

1355
01:14:30.720 --> 01:14:33.159
<v Speaker 2>this one up. Check this scent out. Oh it smells

1356
01:14:33.199 --> 01:14:37.079
<v Speaker 2>like the ocean. Well, here's his analogy here, let's wrap

1357
01:14:37.119 --> 01:14:37.479
<v Speaker 2>this up.

1358
01:14:38.279 --> 01:14:39.359
<v Speaker 3>This is Gavincale.

1359
01:14:39.520 --> 01:14:42.319
<v Speaker 2>It is not Gavin Rosdale. Actually you mean Gavin Rosdale

1360
01:14:42.439 --> 01:14:44.079
<v Speaker 2>of Bush.

1361
01:14:44.159 --> 01:14:46.279
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, of Gwen Stefani's Bush.

1362
01:14:46.319 --> 01:14:49.760
<v Speaker 2>Did you ever see did you ever see him playing guitar.

1363
01:14:49.560 --> 01:14:51.680
<v Speaker 4>In the rain? Uh?

1364
01:14:51.680 --> 01:14:56.119
<v Speaker 3>It sounds familiar. Was he singing glycerine at Woodstock with.

1365
01:14:56.159 --> 01:14:58.159
<v Speaker 2>Either that one or a different one? I don't think

1366
01:14:58.159 --> 01:15:00.279
<v Speaker 2>it was Woodstock. I think it was like an MTV thing.

1367
01:15:01.479 --> 01:15:03.640
<v Speaker 3>Oh well, yeah, I think I seen that clip was

1368
01:15:03.680 --> 01:15:04.239
<v Speaker 3>a good.

1369
01:15:05.000 --> 01:15:06.800
<v Speaker 2>I mean it's a pussy winner.

1370
01:15:07.920 --> 01:15:10.119
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, dude, you go back and listen to Bush nowadays

1371
01:15:10.159 --> 01:15:12.239
<v Speaker 3>you're like, God, damn, how do we ever think this

1372
01:15:12.319 --> 01:15:15.560
<v Speaker 3>guy's voice was appealing? You know, It's like it really

1373
01:15:15.600 --> 01:15:18.760
<v Speaker 3>just sounds like you're trying to turn on a model

1374
01:15:18.840 --> 01:15:23.000
<v Speaker 3>t you found it in a shed and you're just

1375
01:15:23.000 --> 01:15:26.000
<v Speaker 3>trying to turn it over. It's an awful sound.

1376
01:15:26.279 --> 01:15:29.079
<v Speaker 2>I like Gathic and I like Bush personally.

1377
01:15:29.279 --> 01:15:32.079
<v Speaker 3>I like Bush. I listened to their whole album sixteen

1378
01:15:32.199 --> 01:15:36.760
<v Speaker 3>Stone the other day. That's got that one song Everything's

1379
01:15:36.800 --> 01:15:39.199
<v Speaker 3>In where he says there's no sex in your violence,

1380
01:15:39.239 --> 01:15:43.119
<v Speaker 3>as if that's a bad thing, all right.

1381
01:15:44.960 --> 01:15:46.960
<v Speaker 7>And the last one I don't talk so much about

1382
01:15:47.279 --> 01:15:48.880
<v Speaker 7>is Perry.

1383
01:15:48.560 --> 01:15:50.880
<v Speaker 1>Alice three sixty Rats. I love it, man.

1384
01:15:51.399 --> 01:15:53.600
<v Speaker 7>It's the dildo of the fraggance in the street.

1385
01:15:54.439 --> 01:15:58.199
<v Speaker 1>And yeah, it's not so funny. Actually, I still don't

1386
01:15:58.199 --> 01:15:58.640
<v Speaker 1>know how.

1387
01:15:58.520 --> 01:16:01.279
<v Speaker 7>To talk about the cough topic off masturbating.

1388
01:16:01.960 --> 01:16:02.840
<v Speaker 1>It's difficult, man.

1389
01:16:02.960 --> 01:16:05.960
<v Speaker 7>I do it, but I don't come and you know,

1390
01:16:07.279 --> 01:16:11.119
<v Speaker 7>if I can be that honest, but simply to boost.

1391
01:16:10.800 --> 01:16:14.760
<v Speaker 1>My power type of vibe, all right.

1392
01:16:15.000 --> 01:16:17.880
<v Speaker 7>Ultimately, of course I want to have a girlfriend and

1393
01:16:18.079 --> 01:16:21.960
<v Speaker 7>a wife, turning that girlfriend into a wife, and have

1394
01:16:22.039 --> 01:16:22.960
<v Speaker 7>great kids.

1395
01:16:23.920 --> 01:16:26.720
<v Speaker 1>So that's very out was three sixty red and the last.

1396
01:16:26.760 --> 01:16:29.119
<v Speaker 3>But the fuck was did he have a break with

1397
01:16:29.199 --> 01:16:31.479
<v Speaker 3>reality during the filming of this segment.

1398
01:16:31.239 --> 01:16:35.000
<v Speaker 2>What he did? Yes? It felt like shit fucking reality

1399
01:16:35.039 --> 01:16:35.720
<v Speaker 2>on that one.

1400
01:16:36.399 --> 01:16:40.039
<v Speaker 3>So yeah, it was like you know in Beetlejuice when

1401
01:16:40.079 --> 01:16:43.760
<v Speaker 3>they step out of the house and they instantly end

1402
01:16:43.840 --> 01:16:47.439
<v Speaker 3>up on saturn the sandworm thing. Yeah, I had the

1403
01:16:47.479 --> 01:16:52.439
<v Speaker 3>sandworm layer or whatever, and then somebody will see them

1404
01:16:52.479 --> 01:16:54.439
<v Speaker 3>and pull them back into the house and be like,

1405
01:16:54.479 --> 01:16:59.239
<v Speaker 3>you've been gone for hours. This dude literally just fucking

1406
01:16:59.359 --> 01:17:00.439
<v Speaker 3>sandworm hitt at.

1407
01:17:00.399 --> 01:17:04.800
<v Speaker 2>Us who's holding a Periellis thing as he got pulled back. Yeah,

1408
01:17:04.800 --> 01:17:07.479
<v Speaker 2>that was fucked. This guy's a real fucking weirdo, and

1409
01:17:07.520 --> 01:17:09.439
<v Speaker 2>I wouldn't buy cologne from him.

1410
01:17:09.760 --> 01:17:12.239
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I would assume that the cologne is the sweat

1411
01:17:12.239 --> 01:17:14.800
<v Speaker 3>that builds up when he's jerking off and not coming.

1412
01:17:15.640 --> 01:17:17.159
<v Speaker 2>Why is he going to point that out?

1413
01:17:17.800 --> 01:17:21.079
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I guess he's that's his way of attracting a

1414
01:17:21.079 --> 01:17:23.680
<v Speaker 3>girlfriend that will eventually become his wife. Is like, if

1415
01:17:23.720 --> 01:17:25.520
<v Speaker 3>they know, oh, he's got all the seed built up

1416
01:17:25.600 --> 01:17:28.680
<v Speaker 3>he's been he's losing the sweat so he's dehydrate it.

1417
01:17:28.720 --> 01:17:29.760
<v Speaker 3>But he's got a lot of seed.

1418
01:17:29.880 --> 01:17:34.760
<v Speaker 2>Stored seed is about the grossest term for it.

1419
01:17:34.960 --> 01:17:37.560
<v Speaker 3>I think he's like a patch of dirt under an

1420
01:17:37.560 --> 01:17:40.239
<v Speaker 3>oak tree.

1421
01:17:40.760 --> 01:17:42.520
<v Speaker 2>All right, we're gonna wrap this one up. Go to

1422
01:17:42.560 --> 01:17:44.920
<v Speaker 2>your Worst Friend dot com, follow us everywhere on Twitter

1423
01:17:45.000 --> 01:17:50.840
<v Speaker 2>and Instagram at Worst Friend cast Hatreon. Today we're gonna

1424
01:17:50.880 --> 01:17:56.159
<v Speaker 2>be playing a few clips from the Gathering of the Juggalos,

1425
01:17:56.239 --> 01:18:01.399
<v Speaker 2>an app for children, and save this for next week

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01:18:01.439 --> 01:18:02.439
<v Speaker 2>because this is a good one.

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01:18:03.680 --> 01:18:06.439
<v Speaker 3>Oh that looks disturbing. Yeah, I don't want to watch

1428
01:18:06.439 --> 01:18:08.479
<v Speaker 3>any more child porn on this show. You got to

1429
01:18:08.479 --> 01:18:10.239
<v Speaker 3>stop doing that. I'm going to get in trouble.

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01:18:10.520 --> 01:18:14.319
<v Speaker 2>I mean they're gonna transcribe these things someday and then

1431
01:18:14.319 --> 01:18:17.840
<v Speaker 2>they're gonna start serving for who said what, And you're yeah,

1432
01:18:18.319 --> 01:18:21.600
<v Speaker 2>your computer's gonna get searched. It'll be fine, it'll just

1433
01:18:21.640 --> 01:18:22.800
<v Speaker 2>be a fucking hassle.

1434
01:18:23.479 --> 01:18:26.000
<v Speaker 3>It will be a hassle because especially because I'm about

1435
01:18:26.000 --> 01:18:30.399
<v Speaker 3>to buy a new computer. So yeah, well, this one's

1436
01:18:30.840 --> 01:18:32.680
<v Speaker 3>like a busted piece of shit. I can't believe it

1437
01:18:32.760 --> 01:18:34.039
<v Speaker 3>still works to talk to you.

1438
01:18:35.399 --> 01:18:37.640
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but that's cool though.

1439
01:18:38.159 --> 01:18:40.079
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, yeah, it's a piece.

1440
01:18:40.199 --> 01:18:42.680
<v Speaker 2>Every week that this thing is gonna just die. But

1441
01:18:42.720 --> 01:18:44.359
<v Speaker 2>then just starting on my phone phone. Yeah, and it

1442
01:18:44.399 --> 01:18:45.279
<v Speaker 2>will probably sound better.

1443
01:18:45.359 --> 01:18:50.319
<v Speaker 3>Truthfully, that's so cool though. If we talked on my phone,

1444
01:18:50.439 --> 01:18:52.039
<v Speaker 3>then I would be able to sit outside and smoke

1445
01:18:52.039 --> 01:18:54.239
<v Speaker 3>cigarettes the whole time, and that would be so much

1446
01:18:54.279 --> 01:18:56.760
<v Speaker 3>better than being in my home office where I can't

1447
01:18:56.760 --> 01:18:58.880
<v Speaker 3>smoke cigarettes because of the snakes.

1448
01:18:59.119 --> 01:19:00.159
<v Speaker 2>Why can't? Oh?

1449
01:19:00.439 --> 01:19:00.720
<v Speaker 4>Really?

1450
01:19:00.800 --> 01:19:02.680
<v Speaker 2>Is that why? Or just the spill? You don't want this?

1451
01:19:03.159 --> 01:19:05.760
<v Speaker 3>I really just don't like to. Yeah, that as the

1452
01:19:05.760 --> 01:19:06.199
<v Speaker 3>real reason.

1453
01:19:06.199 --> 01:19:06.640
<v Speaker 4>But I don't.

1454
01:19:06.640 --> 01:19:08.760
<v Speaker 3>I honestly don't like to smoke around my pets if

1455
01:19:08.760 --> 01:19:11.199
<v Speaker 3>I kind of avoid it. I just feel bad blown smoking

1456
01:19:11.239 --> 01:19:15.960
<v Speaker 3>their face, all my pets, cats, dogs, snakes, whatever, even

1457
01:19:16.000 --> 01:19:17.920
<v Speaker 3>the fucking even my wife.

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01:19:18.199 --> 01:19:19.199
<v Speaker 2>I don't wanna what.

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01:19:19.800 --> 01:19:22.560
<v Speaker 3>Uh, I don't wanna, She's my property.

1460
01:19:22.600 --> 01:19:25.159
<v Speaker 2>I don't want to touch on anything you don't want

1461
01:19:25.199 --> 01:19:28.640
<v Speaker 2>you're not ready to yet. But was there any desire

1462
01:19:30.479 --> 01:19:31.840
<v Speaker 2>to get them high before?

1463
01:19:33.159 --> 01:19:33.880
<v Speaker 3>Who? My dog?

1464
01:19:34.239 --> 01:19:34.720
<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

1465
01:19:35.119 --> 01:19:36.880
<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, we get them high all the time.

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01:19:36.960 --> 01:19:38.279
<v Speaker 2>Oh I didn't know he did? Okay?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, like that's different. That's not blowing cigarettes, smoking

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<v Speaker 3>his face from fucking Philip Morris.

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<v Speaker 2>Sure you don't want to get through his fucking TPS

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<v Speaker 2>reports at work today?

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<v Speaker 3>Right? Yeah? But a little little fucking magical ganja sprinkled

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<v Speaker 3>dust from the fucking marijuana fairy known as fucking Jamal Webster.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, that feels racist.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 3>I did. Dude, his name is on the fucking door.

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<v Speaker 3>He's employee of the month.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, patrion dot Com Worst Friend Cast, we're gonna

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<v Speaker 2>wrap this one up. Uh fuck. I hope my levels

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<v Speaker 2>are good on this. I'm gonna lose my mind if

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<v Speaker 2>they're not.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, I heard you the whole time.

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<v Speaker 2>Good all right for your worst friend. I'm met.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm honestly just trying to keep my friend. Don't leave me.

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<v Speaker 2>Thanks for listening. We'll see you next week.

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<v Speaker 3>No, I don't. I don't. I don't want to use

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<v Speaker 3>a friend.

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<v Speaker 2>Fuck you, you know, all us all cru No, you

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<v Speaker 2>know I'm really gonna miss your god when

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<v Speaker 8>The show's over.