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Speaker 3: I don't even care what the comment is.
Speaker 2: At some point, just do whatever I want to see,
Speaker 2: like what happens with like, Yeah, I'm just curious.
Speaker 3: I'm just curious as to how that would affect it.
Speaker 2: Really, you know, I don't really understand because we're just
Speaker 2: we're yellow dollars signed into oblivion. Sure, So I'm just
Speaker 2: I'm curious if that would even remotely affect it at all,
Speaker 2: given how volatile this brand.
Speaker 4: Is, well, would you be able to like potentially just
Speaker 4: I don't know, it's so weird because we get yellow
Speaker 4: dollar signs, but like I watched podcasts where they like
Speaker 4: edge on racism a lot, and they don't like and
Speaker 4: it's not even funny.
Speaker 2: It's like, but they're they're well connected, is what I
Speaker 2: tried to explain to you guys early on, and you refused.
Speaker 1: They're well connected. We are not.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and that's why they can do it and we can't.
Speaker 1: I want to show you, guys. Oh, I thought it
Speaker 1: was going to show me the entire list. Well it
Speaker 1: should if I go to because I want to show
Speaker 1: you carbonate of water. Carbonated water that is discussed served.
Speaker 1: No one's ever burped on this podcast before, and let's
Speaker 1: never have that happen again. Yeah, I throw up one
Speaker 1: of my I don't know if the audience is familiar
Speaker 1: with this video, but there's a video that I share
Speaker 1: every on again because I love it so deeply. And
Speaker 1: it's this this this fat guy at a at a
Speaker 1: baseball game video. It seems bad, like at it's not funny.
Speaker 1: At a point you're like, hah, oh, let.
Speaker 2: Me explain it. There's this guy at a baseball game.
Speaker 2: I think it's a baseball I'm pretty sure. It looks
Speaker 2: like it looks like a Yankee stadium build.
Speaker 1: Build uh, and.
Speaker 2: He's just sitting in one of the chairs like exceptionally
Speaker 2: by himself, like people have like very clearly like walked
Speaker 2: in and he's got his he's got his hand up
Speaker 2: to his mouth like this, and he's just like vomiting.
Speaker 3: All over himself, but he moving.
Speaker 2: Like I feel like normally when you vomit, or at
Speaker 2: least like when like when I vomit last time, I
Speaker 2: remember throwing up. I remember like dry heaving, and I'm like,
Speaker 2: I'm kind of like it's really hard to sit still
Speaker 2: because it's just kind of like you're feeling like.
Speaker 1: You feel warm, but he's convulsive feel warm inside you
Speaker 1: that you're like you're.
Speaker 2: You're like dry heaving, You're wretched heaving really, but he's
Speaker 2: it's almost like he just sits there and opens his
Speaker 2: mouth and it falls.
Speaker 4: Out of He'sah.
Speaker 1: There's people that there's these chugging champions that somehow they
Speaker 1: just open their throats so there's no gulping. That's insane.
Speaker 1: I don't know how to do that. You didn't do that,
Speaker 1: but your incience is not to do that because you
Speaker 1: think you're gonna drown.
Speaker 2: I know people who can just throw up like that
Speaker 2: on command, and I just open their mouth and vomit
Speaker 2: falls up.
Speaker 1: Because I'm like, y ms can do that again. I
Speaker 1: think I saw him do it, saw him doing.
Speaker 4: You told me the story he came back from like
Speaker 4: sometime I vid con. Yeah, like I just saw him
Speaker 4: just spew vomit out.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't.
Speaker 2: I don't remember if it's one of these things where
Speaker 2: it's like I can't remember if it was in person
Speaker 2: or if it was a video, you know what I mean,
Speaker 2: Just because like I associate, there are people that I've
Speaker 2: met in person and seen in video that I can't
Speaker 2: necessarily delineate it all mash meshes it all messages together.
Speaker 2: But like I've seen him do it in some way
Speaker 2: or another, and it's upsetting.
Speaker 1: You used to be able to do that.
Speaker 2: I don't believe you after you broke your ribs.
Speaker 1: When you broke your ribs, were you able to suck
Speaker 1: your penis?
Speaker 4: No, it's not that kind of break.
Speaker 1: It was more or less like if I would have
Speaker 1: till to it forward at all, I would have passed out,
Speaker 1: so I could have attempted it, if you like. But
Speaker 1: I'm like, imagine you try, you break your ribs and
Speaker 1: then you try to suck your own dick and you
Speaker 1: puncture your and you succeed with.
Speaker 2: Then your back snaps and then they find you with
Speaker 2: your lips around your cock, with your back broken way
Speaker 2: folded like a wishbone.
Speaker 1: You trying to suck your own dick, piercing your heart
Speaker 1: with one of your fucking jagged It's like, yes, and
Speaker 1: you die like a vampire. But you were sucking your
Speaker 1: own dick when a broken, broken fucking rib cage in
Speaker 1: your arm. You feel it pierce your heart and you
Speaker 1: keep and you don't stop. You're like, it's too late
Speaker 1: now if you notice the pain, you realize it and
Speaker 1: you're like, yeah, yeah, you're already into deep. Might as
Speaker 1: well just keep going, my lips on my cock real
Speaker 1: quick before like that. If you fail now you failed
Speaker 1: for nothing, right, Yeah, it's just like you might as
Speaker 1: well succeed and go out successful. Just keep digging. You know,
Speaker 1: it's the only you know, it's the only reason I
Speaker 1: want to be in shape. So you suck your dick.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't want to find out I'm gonna sucking dick.
Speaker 4: I don't really need to know.
Speaker 1: I feel like at that moment, it's like, let me
Speaker 1: look at okay, I gotta be sucking more dick. Here's
Speaker 1: the thing, I don't know if you I don't know
Speaker 1: if you guys ever felt this. I don't know if
Speaker 1: you guys ever felt weird sucking on a tit or
Speaker 1: something and you're like, this is probably not that much
Speaker 1: different other than like there's the forward and back motion
Speaker 1: that's probably missing. Yeah, I know, Like have you ever
Speaker 1: like felt like kind of a little bit awkward, like
Speaker 1: this is like the way that I'm sucking on this.
Speaker 3: I will say in general.
Speaker 4: The cities before, So I'm I've been in a very.
Speaker 1: You've done that. Yeah, so you've smashed a milf. I
Speaker 1: smashed that a girl I was pregnant when I was younger.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that is just just another level of like you
Speaker 4: don't need to do that.
Speaker 1: It's my life is levels of sexuality where like, hold on,
Speaker 1: I didn't need to do this, and I kept like, oh,
Speaker 1: this will be cool.
Speaker 4: Then I'm like I didn't need to do this.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be honest, man, like, uh, I've never really
Speaker 1: The weird thing is I've never uh, I never considered
Speaker 1: because I've never really considered that right to try to
Speaker 1: do that. But also that does seem kind of cool.
Speaker 4: It was one of about it got pregnant. Sorry, one
Speaker 4: of my friends got pregnant right out of high school
Speaker 4: and then she broke up. I think she was pregnant
Speaker 4: with nice and then she cat after right after, and
Speaker 4: then she was just like, dide, I've been on a
Speaker 4: dry spell for like seven months. And I was just like, oh,
Speaker 4: they weren't smashing.
Speaker 1: She broke they broke up. Well, oh she was on
Speaker 1: drive spots they broke up.
Speaker 4: Yeah, So like she was, I was like, how do it?
Speaker 4: How fucking a teenage boy being corny? Like yeah, But
Speaker 4: then I did it, and I was like, I don't
Speaker 4: think I should have done that. Yeah, you felt I
Speaker 4: felt really bad? Why because there was someone else's kid
Speaker 4: inside of her. You know that's really gross.
Speaker 1: But you already knew there was gonna be even at
Speaker 1: the most it is. It is something.
Speaker 4: It's one of those things where it's like I'm gonna
Speaker 4: do this, then you do it, and you're like, I
Speaker 4: didn't need to do this. I could have just not
Speaker 4: done this.
Speaker 1: Of course. That's so that's so many life experiences, and
Speaker 1: that is that is almost every sexual excipate in my life.
Speaker 1: I'm like, this is the right thing to do well,
Speaker 1: and then you realize, like I really like this one
Speaker 1: night stand type of things, like if you're doing it's
Speaker 1: always that I don't. It is so rare when you've
Speaker 1: had like a one night you're like, you're like one
Speaker 1: of the movies. You're like yeah, yeah, and you when
Speaker 1: you click your heels together, you jump and click your
Speaker 1: heels together. It's not it's usually not that much crazy
Speaker 1: for that's like it's like flag with figures and then
Speaker 1: smoking a cigarette.
Speaker 3: That is so crazy.
Speaker 4: It is so it's so juxtaposed. Yeah, it's always like
Speaker 4: you do this and then you're like, dang. I was
Speaker 4: like for me, it was like one night stands out
Speaker 4: do it and I'm gonna be like I really wish
Speaker 4: I had someone I was in love with instead of
Speaker 4: like this it's a that was my whole life to me,
Speaker 4: It's only like that if it was if it ended
Speaker 4: in a awkward way, like I've had ones where where
Speaker 4: I'm like, okay, everything seemed cool, but then as soon
Speaker 4: as like I finished, it was almost it almost felt
Speaker 4: like transactional, like like if you're paying for like like
Speaker 4: like the she like basically what it was was maybe
Speaker 4: maybe at a certain point like everything was cool. But
Speaker 4: then she's kind of like, I don't know if she's
Speaker 4: like like metaphorically looking at her watch, like can we
Speaker 4: wrap this up kind of a thing or else?
Speaker 1: The idea that is crazy, Like it was just kind
Speaker 1: of like, so, what are you gonna do? I heard
Speaker 1: I've heard that before, and I was just like, I've
Speaker 1: looked at my watch. I've never done that. I don't
Speaker 1: think I watch it. I bought a watch just to
Speaker 1: look at it, just to look at it. That's about
Speaker 1: the situation. There's something about that cool. It wasn't even
Speaker 1: on It was watch that had been uncharged for months.
Speaker 4: You guys are cold. I can't.
Speaker 1: Let me tell you one of the worst experience I
Speaker 1: ever had. It was there was this girl that I
Speaker 1: remember you laugh at it? Yeah you can't, No, you can.
Speaker 1: This is actually it. This is it's not a funny story.
Speaker 1: But if it turned out to be funny, please It
Speaker 1: was just yea for me, yeah for him. If this
Speaker 1: wasn't traumatic to me, this was just like, this was
Speaker 1: just yeah, I'm not I'm not a pussy.
Speaker 4: So you're a fucking cunt about that shit.
Speaker 1: Dude, You're the only person that is so unceremoniously rude
Speaker 1: about that. It's crazy.
Speaker 4: Everybody else is like, oh, that's kind of unfortunately.
Speaker 1: You're like, oh, you're good. I'm sorry that I was
Speaker 1: raised by savages. Man, You're just you're just a bad verse.
Speaker 1: It is a difference that is bad when it comes
Speaker 1: to that particular subject. Like I just wasn't instilled with
Speaker 1: the empathy that I should.
Speaker 4: Be respect for people's sexuality because I am.
Speaker 1: I am for like people who I perceive is weak women,
Speaker 1: you know, like stuff like that, like there's what's your story,
Speaker 1: So okay, look story shirt. There's this girl that we
Speaker 1: were in and out like kind of relationship kind of
Speaker 1: a thing, and we had like one night, one encounter
Speaker 1: where she was just like because I know, I'm not
Speaker 1: really into like a lot of like role playing or
Speaker 1: doing anything like that, but she was just like one
Speaker 1: of the just randomly was kind of doing this very
Speaker 1: submissive thing, and like it was very I wasn't particularly
Speaker 1: into it, but at the same time like okay, cool, whatever.
Speaker 1: But as soon as like I'm done, it was like
Speaker 1: immediately like she stopped that thing immediately, and it was
Speaker 1: so sudden that it was like it was almost like
Speaker 1: like like if you were to you know how there's
Speaker 1: the meme of you smash a girl you immediately call
Speaker 1: her a cat, like you roll over and a complete
Speaker 1: fall asleep or something. It was the equivalent before I mean,
Speaker 1: if I don't know if it was probably one of
Speaker 1: the most like like, oh, you were so clearly not
Speaker 1: into this and it wasn't even my idea. So it
Speaker 1: was so busy are that she was like oh yes,
Speaker 1: like whatever she was calling me, I don't remember, like
Speaker 1: some sort of subservient thing. I don't remember if it
Speaker 1: was master or whatever. It was something like it. If
Speaker 1: she said I would have remembered that married busted immediately.
Speaker 1: But yeah, it was one of those things. As soon
Speaker 1: as it was over, she was just like all right,
Speaker 1: kind of a thing and I'm like, what, that's very strange.
Speaker 1: I was like, what was I felt so like I
Speaker 1: don't understand the whole thing, Like, I'm not what it
Speaker 1: was Dungeons and Dragons. I not a fan.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna act for free. Yeah, yeah, it's a job.
Speaker 1: Good. What about what about dreadie talk? What do you
Speaker 1: guys think about that?
Speaker 4: Don't talk to me all with you? I want to
Speaker 4: be dead, silent.
Speaker 1: I want, I want dead side. I want I want
Speaker 1: like in the middle of a desert silent, like I
Speaker 1: can hear. I need hear the blood in my penis
Speaker 1: moving around. Yeah, I play. I have this ten hour
Speaker 1: loop of room tone that I blash at like so
Speaker 1: so like what is does that Work's ambient but really loud. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's like it's it's clipping very you hear.
Speaker 3: Like and that's all. That's the only thing I want
Speaker 3: to hear.
Speaker 4: Hear your house sometimes, like sometimes you hear like creaking
Speaker 4: of the place you live. It just that just happened
Speaker 4: something so like that, but I imagine that but extremely loud.
Speaker 4: That's actually scary. He I think you have my windows
Speaker 4: open and shot on your own sometimes and sometimes like
Speaker 4: a shadowy figure walks out my closet, says helped me,
Speaker 4: and it gets pulled back in.
Speaker 1: And you've never done anything about that. Something with the foundation.
Speaker 4: If it happened in every home I live in, that's
Speaker 4: a problem.
Speaker 1: They're just following you. It comes up.
Speaker 4: My old room had like a fucking walking closet and
Speaker 4: it comes out there's no clothes.
Speaker 1: You gotta deal with this, now, you gotta do I'm
Speaker 1: sure at some point, you fucking you you you bang
Speaker 1: a girl in an Indian burial ground. You busted on
Speaker 1: some you know, Native American remand to like whatever, get
Speaker 1: over it, dude, Yeah, but still they need to rest
Speaker 1: and you're still.
Speaker 2: So I saw on Twitter. We can move on to
Speaker 2: some of the topics after this, but like I saw
Speaker 2: on Twitter this, Uh, I don't know, you know how
Speaker 2: Twitter is, and it's like political, and there was like
Speaker 2: this this clip of like I think people like toppling tombstones,
Speaker 2: and the head the the headline or caption or whatever
Speaker 2: was Zionists desecrate Christian cemetery.
Speaker 1: It's okay about it. Turn it on so I can
Speaker 1: hear that stupid, racist, horrible. But so I was looking
Speaker 1: at it and they were like toppling the tombstone, right,
Speaker 1: and it's like greating footage of people toppling. I don't
Speaker 1: know if it's ZI, I don't know if it's a
Speaker 1: Christa's I just I just know that people were designating
Speaker 1: a tombstone and I was thinking, like, cemeteries feel just
Speaker 1: really incorrect to me. Now.
Speaker 2: I don't know if I don't know when this necessarily
Speaker 2: happened in my life that I felt this.
Speaker 4: Way, they're kind of shams as a thing.
Speaker 2: Well, I just mean, like, why are we burying people
Speaker 2: in the first place, Like, what are we doing?
Speaker 4: We got that's a that's a europe It's very much
Speaker 4: so like a European thing, like we got that from them.
Speaker 4: They're like, hey, put people in the ground.
Speaker 1: Well, I feel like that can't be. I feel like
Speaker 1: back in the day.
Speaker 4: Because every of the culture doesn't do that.
Speaker 3: What what do they do though?
Speaker 1: What a lot of the body because they burned them
Speaker 1: sort of spirit and the soul cans leave like they
Speaker 1: can go somewhere. I can't be a solely European. I
Speaker 1: think it's particularly europe Well it might be, it might
Speaker 1: be majorly, but like it's I don't have not entirely
Speaker 1: of course, the probably other places Chinese cemeteries. I'm not
Speaker 1: going to pretend like I know the origins of it,
Speaker 1: Like yeah, it's just like I think that it at
Speaker 1: least was salvageable, it was manageable back in the day
Speaker 1: when there was way less people and oh yeah, probably
Speaker 1: hoace to bury people there. Now it's like the idea
Speaker 1: I never thought about that, the idea of also embalming
Speaker 1: bodies and then putting them in the ground is so
Speaker 1: fucking dumb because it's just like just at the very least,
Speaker 1: let them completely decom you know, I understand the reason
Speaker 1: you do that because you want to parade them around
Speaker 1: and then you don't want them to be smelling and
Speaker 1: rotting and shit while you're at the funeral, awake or whatever.
Speaker 4: The thing is that funerals, if I'm not mistaken up,
Speaker 4: aren't they like I forget where they are they're gay,
Speaker 4: where they are gay, Like the way we have funerals
Speaker 4: in like America. I forgot what country I heard about,
Speaker 4: what country it's from. I'm drawing a blank from it.
Speaker 4: But like I know, for Tano people like us, we
Speaker 4: would just we would burn the bodies. Well, look, we
Speaker 4: would have the celebration for like a few days, and yeah,
Speaker 4: burn the body.
Speaker 1: It would just go away. Well for me, I don't know.
Speaker 2: I was just looking at it from like a perspective
Speaker 2: of like, man, that's a tombstone that's being desecrated right now,
Speaker 2: And I bet no one gives a shit, you know
Speaker 2: what I mean?
Speaker 1: I bet no one.
Speaker 2: I bet like there's a pretty straight there's a pretty
Speaker 2: high possibility that tombstone has been around since like the
Speaker 2: seventeen like the eighteen hundre. It's some guy who know
Speaker 2: there's no shot anybody goes to visit it.
Speaker 4: No one remembers them.
Speaker 1: So it's just like I don't know that. I said
Speaker 1: that happens to every tombstone.
Speaker 2: They eventually just get like fucking forgotten and then they're
Speaker 2: just sitting there and it's kind of sad.
Speaker 4: People clean tombstones, and I was like, what is wrong
Speaker 4: with you? Like, what the fuck are you doing?
Speaker 1: Clean? Is it related culturally?
Speaker 3: It's kind of nice if it's.
Speaker 4: Not related to me, I'm not no, I'm just like
Speaker 4: what am I doing? I feel like I'm just respectful
Speaker 4: being here where it is.
Speaker 3: I don't know, I think that's kind of nice.
Speaker 1: But like that's what's sad about it is the fact
Speaker 1: that it's just like all of these will get forgotten eventually,
Speaker 1: because what the fuck? Because realistically, like what do you
Speaker 1: what do you want to do every every couple of
Speaker 1: months you want to go back to just like dwell
Speaker 1: on this, Like.
Speaker 4: It depends on how it depends how what happens, you know,
Speaker 4: Like I have uncles that like they lost their kids
Speaker 4: and they genuinely go speak to them every week, and.
Speaker 1: It's right, But like, how long have they done that for?
Speaker 4: They're for years, since they've been, since they've been since
Speaker 4: the kid's been gone, they've been doing it.
Speaker 3: How long has it been?
Speaker 1: Maybe like seven years he's been going like every week.
Speaker 3: They let me tell you something, fifteen years from now,
Speaker 3: they're not going no more.
Speaker 4: If if they're still in my condition, because the thing
Speaker 4: is this, right, it just depends on how the loss
Speaker 4: happens and who it is. Like I've dude, I've visited
Speaker 4: my mom's grave maybe twice in my life, maybe touching
Speaker 4: my Granted, she's buried like in Rhode Island for some
Speaker 4: fucking reason, and I was just like.
Speaker 3: Wait, why do you have family in Rhode Island?
Speaker 4: I don't know why she's there, dude, buried under Peter
Speaker 4: Griffin's house. That's crazy. She's over there for some reason.
Speaker 1: I'm like, why is she whit?
Speaker 4: I was like, bitch, I'm definitely not gonna come see you, like.
Speaker 1: You're yeah really inconvenient again, Yeah, I mean just generally
Speaker 1: people are so mobile now, you know what I mean,
Speaker 1: Like people are moving all over the place.
Speaker 2: It used to be like oh, I was born here,
Speaker 2: I'll die here. My kids are born here, they'll probably
Speaker 2: die like maybe a town over. It's not that unreasonable
Speaker 2: to go visit it.
Speaker 1: Have you seen Chinese cemeteries?
Speaker 3: What's a Chinese cemetery?
Speaker 1: A cemetery in China?
Speaker 3: Yeah, but what's it look like?
Speaker 1: Huge?
Speaker 4: Like big bar like I'm sure they're like, I'm assuming
Speaker 4: that there's probably bigger one. There may be more comparable
Speaker 4: size ones, but I've never seen one.
Speaker 1: I'm sure they packed their bodies like in the size
Speaker 1: of a lung that they see the like pull in
Speaker 1: one casket and they put it down and then it's
Speaker 1: layered six times up. You're like, what in the save
Speaker 1: a lot on engraving though, you know, with like the
Speaker 1: their language in general, I'm seeing a lot of like
Speaker 1: one things like this is it's just it's just little
Speaker 1: yet it's a couple of couple.
Speaker 3: It's kick tac toe. That's this person we charged by
Speaker 3: the letter.
Speaker 1: What do you think tiktak toe means in uh in Chinese?
Speaker 1: Maybe not anything. Let's call me oh yeah, why don't
Speaker 1: we draw our Asian friend that doesn't does not do
Speaker 1: this stuff? Three diagonal circles with a slash and that's
Speaker 1: next in the top corner.
Speaker 2: He's our only specifically Chinese Asian the Asian friends. I mean,
Speaker 2: I do because I'm not a bigot like you.
Speaker 4: And I'm a bigot, but I also have a bunch
Speaker 4: of Asian friends that I'm not from here.
Speaker 3: They didn't like me, but they're not like I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't know any Chinese people, so what I'm saying,
Speaker 1: and a lot of I know Japanese, Korean, like pretty
Speaker 1: much every everywhere else. Really shout out to all my
Speaker 1: old Chinese friends. I lost contact with ming anyway, the
Speaker 1: DNC happened. I don't know a single Chinese person doesn't
Speaker 1: have a very white person name. Well they because they yeah,
Speaker 1: it's like my uh Stephen Stephen uh Stephen Wang and
Speaker 1: he he. I was like, what's your real name? I
Speaker 1: forgot his first name, but it's it's uh. He goes
Speaker 1: by Stephen King now because Wang is essentially like King,
Speaker 1: and that's insane. And it was like, I was like,
Speaker 1: why don't you just do like Stephen Wang and what's
Speaker 1: your real He's like, I don't worry. He was so Americanized.
Speaker 1: He was kind of like, don't worry. About it, and
Speaker 1: he hated like where he came from, because they're like savages.
Speaker 1: He's like, hey, you see how you see how there's
Speaker 1: uh on the bathroom there's notes to say don't throw
Speaker 1: your shitty toilet paper in the trash can. Like that's
Speaker 1: that's that's where that's those people. And I was and
Speaker 1: I was like, why are you saying this? Man? I
Speaker 1: was like, it's just because to me, I was like,
Speaker 1: it's just it's cultural differences. Some of some cultures have
Speaker 1: bad pipes, so they don't throw anything down other than
Speaker 1: just pure waste. That is true.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: And I was like to him, that ship is. I
Speaker 1: was like, it's not ideal, it's not it's not great.
Speaker 1: It's it's not great in some countries.
Speaker 4: When you talk about when you talk about toilet paper,
Speaker 4: the toilet paper industry and how like stupid and like
Speaker 4: genuinely corrupt it is because like.
Speaker 1: We're talking about the corrupt toilet you know what you mean?
Speaker 4: No, it is because like, but days are one hundred percent.
Speaker 1: I know what he means. They're not. They they are
Speaker 1: literally what are you gay? Well that's not you want
Speaker 1: you want water taking your asshole? Yes, well I take
Speaker 1: a shower. So yes, it tickles by. I saw what
Speaker 1: I showered as well. Wait, wait, what are you doing? You?
Speaker 1: So you see the shower goes he's on his head,
Speaker 1: landing on his I can actively spread my ass cheeks
Speaker 1: and then turn around and spread the water directly into
Speaker 1: my ass. So and I'm like, you're incredibly flexible, sir.
Speaker 4: No, I just have really good ass muscle control.
Speaker 1: Where was that? So the shower usually goes down at
Speaker 1: like a forty five degree angle about or something. Yeah,
Speaker 1: something like that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, my assholes right under
Speaker 1: my shoulder leaves.
Speaker 3: The DNC happened.
Speaker 1: Wait wait, wait, wait before we go to the DNC,
Speaker 1: nothing there, Okay, now go to the DNC. All right, So.
Speaker 2: The DNC happened. I didn't really watch it. I tune
Speaker 2: in for a little bit of it and catching like
Speaker 2: the big players I saw. I saw Joe Biden up there.
Speaker 1: This nigga ain't gonna vote. He ain't excited. I know
Speaker 1: I'm gonna buy just I'm not gonna be it unconvinced
Speaker 1: or convinced that they.
Speaker 4: Get it at. You kind of write what you ride for,
Speaker 4: you know, Yeah.
Speaker 2: It's not even really like a ride it's just like,
Speaker 2: I can't in good conscience for a convicted felons you're
Speaker 2: for who you're saying, I cannot square away, Like you
Speaker 2: can run for president as a convicted felon, but you
Speaker 2: can't vote as a convicted maan, Like it's so it's
Speaker 2: it is so stupid, like.
Speaker 4: This is not gonna happen, like never, right, I do love.
Speaker 2: They're like, I do love the innocence of that, because
Speaker 2: that's definitely true. They were definitely like, well, this is
Speaker 2: clearly not going to happen.
Speaker 1: How could a convicted felon? Why would they do this?
Speaker 1: There are so many things that they didn't think of,
Speaker 1: because why would you have to? Yeah, and and so
Speaker 1: that's why we have what twenty seven amendments, twenty eight
Speaker 1: how many are we something like that or twenty eight whatever,
Speaker 1: we're close to thirty. Let's just say that because there's
Speaker 1: so many, I mean a lot of things we didn't consider. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I wish there were some things they did consider, but
Speaker 1: you know, also but also to be fair, to be
Speaker 1: fair something today, Well I was gonna say, to be fair,
Speaker 1: like our vote literally doesn't matter where we are at,
Speaker 1: well for the for the for the presidential for the general.
Speaker 3: Yeah, not for like local obviously matters, but like you know, I.
Speaker 4: Don't know, man, I think that. Well, I think we're
Speaker 4: definitely gonna be I think Calli's still blue. I think
Speaker 4: is always going to You don't like, oh no, no, no,
Speaker 4: it's it's it's I think the conservative conscious in general
Speaker 4: of the country has changed a lot. I think a
Speaker 4: lot more people are more conservative than maybe once upon
Speaker 4: a time, and it definitely more active voting than once before.
Speaker 4: I think that's very much so a real thing. But
Speaker 4: I think this you don't.
Speaker 1: Think, well, you're probably right, but not in the in
Speaker 1: the areas that it matters.
Speaker 4: That's that might be true as well.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because you look at say Texas flip flopping, Texas
Speaker 1: almost becoming blue because of how many people are moving
Speaker 1: Austin like Dallas and stuff. That's true, reasonable people that
Speaker 1: just don't want to pay an insane amount of taxes
Speaker 1: and ship. Now there are also some pieces of shit
Speaker 1: they are moving other too, being like oh Texas, so
Speaker 1: free Greg Abbott the ship even though he's a fucking nightmare.
Speaker 1: And then also the privatized companies are sucking them and
Speaker 1: killing people when there's outages and ship But besides.
Speaker 4: Melting, I was I was turning into popcorn.
Speaker 1: I was looking into some like just some.
Speaker 2: I went into like this weird political rabbit hole, and
Speaker 2: I was looking at like, like what's been going on
Speaker 2: in New York or whatever? Because I know that that
Speaker 2: mayor Eric Adams, like people really don't like him. Yeah,
Speaker 2: kind so I was trying to look at look at
Speaker 2: like why and it just seems to be like he
Speaker 2: like cuts, he cut a lot of education and stuff
Speaker 2: like that seems to be like the big thing. But
Speaker 2: like I didn't realize this until like I went down
Speaker 2: this rabbit hole. But he has he he appointed I think,
Speaker 2: like a director of rodent migration, and that's like real,
Speaker 2: that's like a rodent czar, like a rat king.
Speaker 1: That's amazing. Is that incredible?
Speaker 2: Apparently it's working. Apparently like they've got the rat population
Speaker 2: down like crazy.
Speaker 1: But like I think they're finally like putting trash in
Speaker 1: like trash cans. No, it's not like I say, they're
Speaker 1: happening now. Yeah, Well he signed they did like a
Speaker 1: thing where they were like they lowered the amount of
Speaker 1: time that trash can be left out on the street
Speaker 1: significantly so like that's like fucked the rat population, I
Speaker 1: guess because they can't see because I was like, that's
Speaker 1: the primary sources.
Speaker 4: Then't be like this rules sick.
Speaker 1: There's food.
Speaker 2: But the issue with New York and I guess specifically Manhattan,
Speaker 2: it's less so less of a problem in the other burrowers,
Speaker 2: I guess, but like there's really no alleyways in Manhattan,
Speaker 2: so like the trash can really only be on.
Speaker 1: The street, in the street, like there's no.
Speaker 4: There's no alleyways in like central Manhattan. So there's alleyways
Speaker 4: on like the Upper east Side and stuff like that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but there's there's gonna be middle of Manhattan. There's
Speaker 1: like it's like a regular.
Speaker 2: Place right right, But like in the places where there's
Speaker 2: the densest amount of people, the middle, there are the
Speaker 2: fewest amount of alleys, so you're going to see just
Speaker 2: you know, trash on the street, and I guess, like there's.
Speaker 4: An alleys, it's the same difference. They'll just go in
Speaker 4: the alleys as well. There's no there's no population because of.
Speaker 1: The liberal well, there will always be rats. It's just
Speaker 1: like I think for a while people were like, oh yeah,
Speaker 1: a rat, this is just what this place is. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I think I think only recently people were like does
Speaker 1: it have to be?
Speaker 4: Can we do something?
Speaker 1: That is always the question to ask. If you were like, oh, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: we had to do something about it, probably do something
Speaker 1: about these beasts starting one and like just waiting for
Speaker 1: like the Metro North to go back home, and like
Speaker 1: just seeing rats damn near stand up on her hind legs,
Speaker 1: get a ticket in and sit beside me, and hey,
Speaker 1: where you're going?
Speaker 2: I will say like, like, I don't know, I have
Speaker 2: like the unique pathway through New York and LA. I
Speaker 2: guess because I have seen in my life in New York,
Speaker 2: I've seen three rats that's crazy, And just in Burbank,
Speaker 2: I've seen already like fifteen.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so I don't understand what's going to New York.
Speaker 1: Huh. I've seen rats of the rats in New York.
Speaker 1: I've seen videos of that.
Speaker 4: I saw one rat get eaten by three other rats,
Speaker 4: and I was like, these motherfuckers will turn on anything.
Speaker 2: That's how you know they're So that's why we test
Speaker 2: things like our medicine on them, because they're so clearly
Speaker 2: like us. That is the most human, the most human
Speaker 2: thing in animals, the most human thing an animal could
Speaker 2: do is eat one of its own.
Speaker 4: I think the most human the animal could do is
Speaker 4: by get a gun, like develop a tool of killed,
Speaker 4: like taking on getting a fucking jagged stick and stabbing
Speaker 4: something else with it, or picking up a rocket badging
Speaker 4: something with it.
Speaker 1: They were probably close. I think that's doing something. Yes,
Speaker 1: they can. Somebody reached for a pistol and they were
Speaker 1: like they stepped on and they were like, all right,
Speaker 1: we need policy.
Speaker 4: Bro, it's not good.
Speaker 2: Ever since I've shared these these horrible stories about elephants
Speaker 2: with you, have have have, I still love them.
Speaker 1: Do you love them less? No? I actually like them more,
Speaker 1: to be honest, Like elephants ravaging humans makes me happy.
Speaker 4: They deserve it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're making a wild assumption, though.
Speaker 4: I elephants, like it's a reason why for like centuries,
Speaker 4: we've just been so interact with them, because they're just
Speaker 4: not really that bad of animals, and the ones that
Speaker 4: are killing people, the people probably deserve it. I don't
Speaker 4: I feel like people just chill with them, like they're
Speaker 4: like the elephants, like in the back area we chill
Speaker 4: with other islands Africa.
Speaker 1: Well, the thing is, no.
Speaker 3: We chill with other people and people kill people.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's true, but people are pit Bulls are not
Speaker 4: as violent as will make them sound to be.
Speaker 1: They're more violent. Elephants they're more well, they're taught to
Speaker 1: be more violent. Poles are more violent because the issue
Speaker 1: is elephant education. Yes, I think, you know, I think
Speaker 1: I'm being honest. I think he's honest something. I think
Speaker 1: there are piece of ship the elephant and they're like
Speaker 1: slapping them mis stuff and pulling their trucks and ship.
Speaker 4: People in general, and like on a global scale, I
Speaker 4: think Americans have a particular perspective about animals that other
Speaker 4: places just don't like what we like animals more other places.
Speaker 4: I think I think we just kind of we have affectionately,
Speaker 4: we have.
Speaker 1: More affections towards I don't know if that's true necessarily.
Speaker 4: I think it's definitely true.
Speaker 3: I think it's true for certain animals.
Speaker 1: But like, yes, okay, yeah, you're right, you're right about that.
Speaker 2: Because you think about like how like I don't know
Speaker 2: where which culture exactly I'm I'm specifically blinking, but like
Speaker 2: there are places that would like be like why you
Speaker 2: eat cow?
Speaker 1: Like the fuck?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I think I think, Okay, so the idea of that, right,
Speaker 4: I agree there is we are we're more affectionate towards
Speaker 4: our pets. Maybe I think that might be a better
Speaker 4: than that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because we really in America, Like when I talk
Speaker 1: to people throw them all the countries, they're like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 1: my dog has like my last name, and like I
Speaker 1: take it to the groom where every because I took
Speaker 1: my dog to a groom where every like four months,
Speaker 1: I would get my dog groomed. And I told my
Speaker 1: agent from that and they were like, what the fuck
Speaker 1: are you talking about? That's a beast. It like it
Speaker 1: like helps you. And then that's it. Okay, Well, what
Speaker 1: the hell are you talking about? That is so cultural
Speaker 1: because it's a cultural thing because the weird thing also
Speaker 1: like say, you know how like a lot of people say, oh,
Speaker 1: they don't really care about dogs, and as I'm like, no,
Speaker 1: they what they have is there are dogs you eat,
Speaker 1: and then there are pet dogs.
Speaker 4: Well no it's not, it's not. It's not the dog
Speaker 4: eating is The idea is that like the idea of
Speaker 4: pampering and treating it like a damn near a person
Speaker 4: like as a human. That is a thing that well
Speaker 4: place it's just kind of diskind of like they don't
Speaker 4: really have the thing.
Speaker 1: It is definitely because of our I think, because of
Speaker 1: like Hollywood and the surreal life.
Speaker 3: Like yeah, there's that ship.
Speaker 1: Because like even I, you know, I started to people
Speaker 1: that I respected started to make Instagrams for their pets,
Speaker 1: and I instantly stopped respecting them because to me, I
Speaker 1: feel like that's the most that that is the most pretentious, stupidest,
Speaker 1: fucking bullshit ever. I'm gonna make exclusively an Instagram for
Speaker 1: my pet, as if it's the the pet running the Instagram.
Speaker 1: You're a fucking psychopath. You're you'. That's like really smart.
Speaker 1: It is smart for what reason? Because it's incredibly brand safe.
Speaker 1: It makes a ton of money, and it's easily shareable,
Speaker 1: like it makes it's it's actually like really intelligent if
Speaker 1: you are a creator. I'm I literally didn't say that
Speaker 1: about creators. I know just random Yeah, most I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't really socialize, like I'm I just socially regular people.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah yeah, So like it's just seeing people that
Speaker 1: are just living their lives. I'm gonna make it. That's
Speaker 1: what I'm saying.
Speaker 4: I'm like, it's not I don't know.
Speaker 1: I could. I would love a catalog on my dog. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm like, why the part You're not fucking like Joe
Speaker 1: Rogan like doing it for hers my dog Marshall. I'm like,
Speaker 1: I get it. He's gonna They're gonna, you know, people,
Speaker 1: I get that this is my dog, fucking Joe Rogan
Speaker 1: the dog. But like they get because but yeah, I
Speaker 1: guess they get the idea from the influencers and what. Sure, yeah,
Speaker 1: but it doesn't work for you because no one cares
Speaker 1: about you. What do you do about you?
Speaker 3: Dog means nothing?
Speaker 1: There's Baxter. I I would love my I would love
Speaker 1: to have a catalog. This is Eric the Human, my dog.
Speaker 1: I've been thinking about Eric the Human over the weekend.
Speaker 1: I've been thinking about I told literally that.
Speaker 4: She was like, that is the dumbest fucking thing. She
Speaker 4: was like, that's why is it called Eric?
Speaker 1: And I was like, it is human.
Speaker 3: It's a good name for a dog that's in the mob.
Speaker 4: Eric the Human come in.
Speaker 1: It's like really trying to walk. Yeah, It's like it's like,
Speaker 1: all right, go back to the regular you don't want
Speaker 1: to church yourself. It's weird to me that like dogs
Speaker 1: can walk on their hind legs, but it looks so
Speaker 1: fucking more or less hot. Well they'll know no, they'll
Speaker 1: do it, but they're like balancing and it looks so uncomfortable. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Like I saw those the cats. Cats just kind of
Speaker 1: go up sometimes like a bear. You know, you ever
Speaker 1: see a bear when they're flying, because because like black feet,
Speaker 1: That's why I'm like, yo, it was fucking crazy. Cat's
Speaker 1: standing up is crazy too, because they actually they just
Speaker 1: stand up like like.
Speaker 4: Like they do that thrill there, like fucking they stand
Speaker 4: up like fucking Xeno morphs.
Speaker 1: It's fucking weird.
Speaker 3: And I'm liked see the New Alien.
Speaker 1: Nah, I've kind of not been a fan of Alien
Speaker 1: for a long time. I heard it's good. Jojo really
Speaker 1: wants to see it, but I just I the last
Speaker 1: alien movie I saw. Oh, I saw Prometheus that was
Speaker 1: like twenty twelve. That was it was. I mean, we
Speaker 1: was in fact waited by the Handsome squid words the
Speaker 1: Handsome Squidward was interesting. I didn't like it.
Speaker 4: Because I just I just just like I just didn't
Speaker 4: like it.
Speaker 1: I don't know what, remember, I didn't even know why
Speaker 1: I didn't like it. I just kind of was like
Speaker 1: I didn't even hate it either either. I was just
Speaker 1: kind of like I saw the one laughter that tooken.
Speaker 1: I didn't see.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I didn't see how was Covenant.
Speaker 1: You're just you're not really into like Xenomor, And it's like.
Speaker 4: These motherfuckers are in the future, right, and they land
Speaker 4: on this ship where they're like, they're just there's weird
Speaker 4: ship going on, right, And it's like, why not have masks.
Speaker 4: They're in the future, have like fucking they're in their
Speaker 4: space travel. There's red little space travel. You're gonna get
Speaker 4: on a place, there might be some sort of foreign
Speaker 4: condamminar on this thing. Sure go in with a futuristic
Speaker 4: mask on your face. I also, I just I played
Speaker 4: Halo first, you know, before I really started watching it.
Speaker 4: So I'm just like, just use some sort of masks,
Speaker 4: because if they had masks on my face, huggers would
Speaker 4: jump on their face.
Speaker 1: I'd be like, well, this seems weird.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean, I don't know, it's it's I like alien,
Speaker 5: I think alien. I hear what you're saying, but it's
Speaker 5: in the same it's in the same vein as uh.
Speaker 5: How since Star Wars was made in the seventies even
Speaker 5: in like modern day, there were some things that they
Speaker 5: try to keep, you know, kind of adhere to the
Speaker 5: technology around that time, and it kind of doesn't really
Speaker 5: it doesn't translate well to what we will, you know,
Speaker 5: kind of takes you out of it a little bit,
Speaker 5: but you understand why they do it.
Speaker 1: I agree.
Speaker 4: I think I just think that's the idea. It was like,
Speaker 4: the idea of face huggers fell on my brain so
Speaker 4: hard when I instantly found out that like these motherfuckers
Speaker 4: could just have like high tech like fucking visors over
Speaker 4: their face.
Speaker 1: So my question here dying.
Speaker 3: So I don't know, it's been a while since I've
Speaker 3: seen the original alien movies.
Speaker 1: Yeah, is it ever? So? So the face huggers they
Speaker 1: lay the eggs. Yeah, they become the xenomorphs. Yeah, are
Speaker 1: they born as face huggers?
Speaker 4: They first, First, what happens the face huggers is the thing, right,
Speaker 4: They inject you with the genomorph like egg genomorpho just
Speaker 4: sticks inside of your body and takes traits of whatever
Speaker 4: it's inside of to a degree, and then face huggers
Speaker 4: the actual xenomorph pops out.
Speaker 1: So the genomorph is is the face the face huggers
Speaker 1: like the sperm cell. What did they because they introduced
Speaker 1: them through the Prometheus people. They Yeah, I just barely,
Speaker 1: I barely.
Speaker 3: I remember them hatching out of the eggs.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I remember. I think the I think they created
Speaker 1: the first demon more.
Speaker 4: Well, there's so much don't don't even.
Speaker 1: Remember.
Speaker 4: There's the old original canon before that, where like they're
Speaker 4: from a planet, so this is a planet from that
Speaker 4: and then they then it happens things go on too
Speaker 4: long and the other people take control the ship and
Speaker 4: then they want to change.
Speaker 1: Is exactly why I want to see the new one,
Speaker 1: because I don't know what the fuck is happening at all. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I was like, I could just watch it for what
Speaker 1: it is, but I kind of want to know what's
Speaker 1: going pretty much.
Speaker 4: This one is I assume the idea is that when
Speaker 4: Alien one is happening a little before that, before they
Speaker 4: find a ship that has the Aliens on it proper
Speaker 4: it gets to the space station.
Speaker 1: This goes on that leads directly in. So this is
Speaker 1: like meanwhile, right before I think this is I think
Speaker 1: this is after or maybe maybe just during right it's
Speaker 1: around that time. Ye, I'm gonna look at it.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna So my question was ultimately okay, because I
Speaker 2: remember the face huggers hashing out of the eggs.
Speaker 1: By the way, there's some alien fan listening to us.
Speaker 4: That's going.
Speaker 3: He's ripping his penis off like.
Speaker 1: It's a hangnail and it's peeling all the way up
Speaker 1: his body.
Speaker 2: I remember the face huggers hashing out of the eggs,
Speaker 2: which means they're born as face huggers. Yes, but then
Speaker 2: they inject a person with an egg, and then that
Speaker 2: egg becomes a xenomorph, as a xenomorph baby.
Speaker 3: Yes, so it's like two species, but they're the same.
Speaker 1: I guess. Yeah, it's like a metamorphois, right, yeah, like
Speaker 1: like it and then it grows rapidly inside with that
Speaker 1: fucking those like it's it's a default, the crab thing,
Speaker 1: I think, like it's by default, but if it finds
Speaker 1: like a host, if those things can become that yes, okay,
Speaker 1: that's what I think. And it's an alien fan. If
Speaker 1: you're freaking out, feel free to we're probably already typing
Speaker 1: right now. So whatever.
Speaker 4: What happens is when you hear this turn in the
Speaker 4: face everywhere, Yeah, I.
Speaker 1: Just I don't know. I never really liked. I never
Speaker 1: really liked Alien Preditor. I love Alien, I don't. I
Speaker 1: just get so taken out of like I don't know, man,
Speaker 1: this is like so far in the future and like
Speaker 1: these these these I like sci fi a lot, but
Speaker 1: it's like an industrial kind of like future.
Speaker 3: It's not.
Speaker 1: It's not like mass Effect where everything's like pristine and cool.
Speaker 4: More different aliens and imagine the Zeno Morphson like mass Effect.
Speaker 4: Dude like Krogan would just beat the funk.
Speaker 1: Out of one. You know, well they have, but they're
Speaker 1: really they're really.
Speaker 4: I think the idea of them being like ultimate predators
Speaker 4: is really cool, right, Like they are like not you
Speaker 4: know what I mean, but like the idea of like
Speaker 4: these are like the most scary creatures, like they have
Speaker 4: all this ship, but it's like they're like, at this point,
Speaker 4: we have like laser guns and we have like fucking
Speaker 4: space travel.
Speaker 1: I just think they're like, you know, yeah, it.
Speaker 4: Just posed me out of it, and I'm like, I
Speaker 4: don't really, I just can't really care that much. But
Speaker 4: I think xenomorphs in design are insanely cool.
Speaker 1: I feel like that's really I think they're real and
Speaker 1: that's the major appeal like if they look if they
Speaker 1: looked goofy at all, I don't think it would have
Speaker 1: taken off.
Speaker 4: I just like I think predators look cool as well,
Speaker 4: but I just don't like them with their mass off.
Speaker 1: I am, well, their armor is fucking sick. Yeah, when
Speaker 1: they turn into like the Rasta man with them for
Speaker 1: the four jobs, I like that because I just like
Speaker 1: the idea of creating an alien that's not like appealing
Speaker 1: because there are so many fucking bugs and creatures on
Speaker 1: these planet on this planet that look fucking disgusting. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and so like why can't something morph into some rasta?
Speaker 1: And I love the.
Speaker 4: Elites are just the combination of two of them, which
Speaker 4: I think is really really cool cause I think I
Speaker 4: love elites. I think they're like one of the coolest
Speaker 4: things ever.
Speaker 1: I like that, Like, I mean, you grew up with that, Like, so,
Speaker 1: yeah know my references to elites when I look at
Speaker 1: both of them, like, the elites do this better than
Speaker 1: both of you guys do. I don't know.
Speaker 3: I xenomorphs fucking one of the coolest designs probably ever.
Speaker 1: I think I think that elites, Yeah, I think, like
Speaker 1: I mean, I love elites, but like I don't think
Speaker 1: they're as I think they're just artistically speaking, like there's
Speaker 1: just like they're very clearly designed xenomorphs to be like
Speaker 1: striking like designed elites are meant to be at lasts
Speaker 1: are designed to be more.
Speaker 3: Like just like realistic like organisms.
Speaker 1: I think something you.
Speaker 4: Would say they take pieces of both of those things
Speaker 4: and they put them in like a more like realistic way,
Speaker 4: because they're definitely both predators.
Speaker 2: And yeah, but the thing to me is just like
Speaker 2: I'm a sucker for or any kind of like it's
Speaker 2: a derelict space station.
Speaker 3: People are trying to survive. Things are fun. Yeah, Like
Speaker 3: you could do that a million times and I would.
Speaker 3: I would eat it up. I love that.
Speaker 1: It's why I love Dead Space. I have not seen
Speaker 1: Jason Well that so Jason X movie is so Lance
Speaker 1: reddicks in that movie. Wait wait, Jason X is he
Speaker 1: in space. I've never seen Jason X.
Speaker 4: I've never seen Jason Elison.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, said that so many times.
Speaker 3: That is insane. I've never seen a Jason movie pretty much.
Speaker 1: Well, see that's you never seen in front of their jeens.
Speaker 1: Oh wow, so don't that's that's what? Don't that the
Speaker 1: first one is fucking awful. No hollow. This Halloween is
Speaker 1: Michael Meyers Elms, Elms even worse.
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 1: I feel like I like, those aren't to me, those
Speaker 1: are They're not horror films at all. They're silly. They're
Speaker 1: just funny. I just thought they were. They were can't
Speaker 1: be horror too too campy for me. It was a
Speaker 1: little bit too It's like the sixties Batman. To me,
Speaker 1: it's a little too campy for me to enjoy.
Speaker 4: I think what happened is Ramy saw those as a
Speaker 4: kid and he was like, this ship is fucking ridiculous.
Speaker 1: Let's make it more ridiculous. And he made dead and
Speaker 1: he's like, yeah, Jack is great because say night maright
Speaker 1: el Street. I still you should consume as a compilation,
Speaker 1: like like that's it of all the killers.
Speaker 4: Don't watch the movies.
Speaker 1: It's just fucking all everything in between.
Speaker 4: I don't know, man, Horror movies as a whole are
Speaker 4: really hard movies to make, because horror movies skirt the
Speaker 4: line of comedy so slightly that if you fuck up
Speaker 4: like two times, this is a comedy.
Speaker 1: Who knows that. I think that's why great. I think
Speaker 1: because it is funny though.
Speaker 4: I think in particularly Evil Dead one, it's like a
Speaker 4: bit more serious and it's some silly. There's some dumb
Speaker 4: moments you laugh at. But Evil Dead Too is just
Speaker 4: like tone it up to the eleven and let's just
Speaker 4: get fucking wild and army and darkness guy, just like
Speaker 4: out of Pocket.
Speaker 1: I don't like. I don't like darkness, man, I like
Speaker 1: medieval So that's just me. I think I think that
Speaker 1: movie is so fucking it's so silly. I'm like, like
Speaker 1: the comics great, the skeleton that like like it was
Speaker 1: like doing that dumb face gag. Yeah, it's so stupid,
Speaker 1: Like I love it though, Like the biggest issue with
Speaker 1: Army Darkness to me is that it's not called Medieval Dead.
Speaker 1: That really bothers the hell out of me. I know
Speaker 1: that it was supposed to. I know that, Like, I
Speaker 1: think that was the idea, was that it was Evil
Speaker 1: Dead in medieval I always wonder about that, like when
Speaker 1: the obvious thing doesn't happen. It was like the studio
Speaker 1: was like, nobody knows what Evil Dead is, so call
Speaker 1: it something else, but.
Speaker 2: People know what Army of Darknesses. Well, it was like
Speaker 2: they needed like a catchier name. Something like, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: it's an army of Darkness. Sounds like something like like
Speaker 2: a thirteen year old would be like really fucking exciting,
Speaker 2: like Secret Wars, Like, yeah, they call it that exactly.
Speaker 2: To me, it's just like, I don't know, Medieval Dead
Speaker 2: sounds if I was like thirteen or whatever when that
Speaker 2: movie came out of.
Speaker 4: Me like that, what the fuck is that?
Speaker 1: Look? Man, the amount of sick, the amount of medieval
Speaker 1: cartoons that came out, like King Arthur and the Knights
Speaker 1: of Justice. You had one of the most popular toys
Speaker 1: than nineties, uh, Medieval Spawn, which Todd McFarland just launched
Speaker 1: another Kickstarter for it, and I'm I want it, but
Speaker 1: I think the comic line, so basically, yeah, the original
Speaker 1: comic line, the original line of toys lie so well,
Speaker 1: they're just doing like they're mainly they're focusing on the
Speaker 1: line of toys, like they're like, Okay, here is a
Speaker 1: modern version of So they did Spawn one and then
Speaker 1: now they're doing Medieval Spawn, which was like the Blue one,
Speaker 1: and that one was probably the most right. No, he
Speaker 1: has sword, he probably has an ax too, but he
Speaker 1: has a fucking dope ass shield. So this one's like
Speaker 1: all super intricate. Now it's fifty something dollars, but then
Speaker 1: the shipping, they're like, oh, it's gonna be twenty five dollars,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, I'm not buying it, just just just
Speaker 1: because because you know, it obviously wouldn't cost twenty five
Speaker 1: dollars a ship. I'm fucking I was just like the
Speaker 1: fact that they're just nickel and dimio. I'm not supporting.
Speaker 4: I've been super into like Action figures lately, and I've
Speaker 4: been like like really trying of like like Okay, I'm
Speaker 4: gonna get only four, right, i gotta choose four ones
Speaker 4: that I really want, and I can't go over that.
Speaker 1: Before, yeah, because if I go, do you you just
Speaker 1: keep him in the box. Huh.
Speaker 4: Just for like I'm gonna play with them, play with them.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna cut off my desk one day and I'm
Speaker 4: be like, all right, Spider Man black suit versus.
Speaker 1: Go on, You're not. You know what's crazy, though, is
Speaker 1: that like we I don't think we can do that anymore,
Speaker 1: not even like socially.
Speaker 3: I don't even think it's like a social thing. I
Speaker 3: think it's like literally like impossible.
Speaker 4: My magnesi isn't off yet.
Speaker 1: It isn't off yet. It's still there somewhat, but it's
Speaker 1: I swear, I swear it's there look so in the
Speaker 1: same way, though not quite in the same way for sure.
Speaker 1: My friend said that to back. But you know what happened.
Speaker 4: I might think it's stupid, and my brain will be like,
Speaker 4: stop having fun, this is dumb, and I'll be like.
Speaker 1: I don't know if that's good, like because literally I had.
Speaker 1: It's just the complete desire is gone for me. Where
Speaker 1: before it was there was lore all of them. The
Speaker 1: dimensions would merge and stuff, and each room would be
Speaker 1: a different realm, and I.
Speaker 4: Acted exactly that was back when fucking life was a
Speaker 4: grand I'd be on my I'd crawl into my living
Speaker 4: room my toys, and it'd be like the fucking why
Speaker 4: open area of like a desert, and I'm like this,
Speaker 4: it's fucking sick, all right, blastos, shoot Spider Man with
Speaker 4: that gun you got, and he's like with my black like, no,
Speaker 4: a gun, a real gun.
Speaker 1: Blast dude. I have a very vivid memory of being
Speaker 1: on the top of my bunk bed and I was uh,
Speaker 1: I had this Wolverine with retractable clause and he was
Speaker 1: fighting strong guy and it was like a cliff scenario.
Speaker 1: I remember being so in it and like Wolverine can
Speaker 1: survive pretty much anything, so strong I hits him off
Speaker 1: the cliff, but my toy exploded, and immediately the entire
Speaker 1: scenarios gun on regular floor. My room exploded wolf like
Speaker 1: I'd never been taken out of my imagination. It's so fast.
Speaker 1: We're like, no, no, he exploded. I wish I did.
Speaker 1: I don't. I I still played.
Speaker 4: I still played DND that it's still that it's still
Speaker 4: that exact same, like I well, not the exact same.
Speaker 4: It's a little more rules given to it that give
Speaker 4: it more like an actual structure, but it's not the
Speaker 4: same as what it was when I was younger.
Speaker 3: Definitely, I feel like I even used to be able
Speaker 3: to play with them better, you know what I mean.
Speaker 2: Like I feel like when I was moving Spider Man,
Speaker 2: I could hold him in a way that would make
Speaker 2: him move.
Speaker 3: Like like animated. There's no way that's true, but like
Speaker 3: it felt.
Speaker 4: Like it's our mattics were so pure back then. When
Speaker 4: the last time you played with yourtys, the last day,
Speaker 4: the last hurrah.
Speaker 1: For me, it was like like twelve. It probably had
Speaker 1: to be sometime in middle school, probably sixth grade. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it was probably sixth grade when I.
Speaker 4: Had my It was a wild one. I had all
Speaker 4: the last ones I had in my house, and I
Speaker 4: went through like one like fucking cuge.
Speaker 3: You planned your last one.
Speaker 4: Well it was the last one because it was because
Speaker 4: it's like a really big war and I was like,
Speaker 4: I'm just gonna play. I think it's puberty.
Speaker 1: Man, Like, when I think about the time I stopped
Speaker 1: playing with them, I think it was when like, you know,
Speaker 1: my body was like all right, you have like you
Speaker 1: have come now like not just like not just like
Speaker 1: a little bit of seamen because I got like, uh,
Speaker 1: I remember being young and like like what's this? You know,
Speaker 1: like but like say you're actually you could possibly get
Speaker 1: someone pregnant. I think that's when it just goes away.
Speaker 1: The CUM takes away your imagination because at least I'm
Speaker 1: thinking about, like, it's not like I made the conscious
Speaker 1: decision to like I don't want to play with toys,
Speaker 1: and yeah, it literally stopped no desire. Yeah, I think
Speaker 1: maybe they were supplanted by video games.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but maybe we have to ask.
Speaker 1: Old people about that. Then like say, because they didn't
Speaker 1: have any video games and to fourteen. Well, but then
Speaker 1: they know what support my argument being the COUM because
Speaker 1: they're they immediately started. I guess, yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't remember the last time.
Speaker 3: I know it was Spider Man actual figures for sure,
Speaker 3: remember the last time.
Speaker 1: Having those adventures like making these, I even had the
Speaker 1: I would put in the time to make a stop
Speaker 1: motion and animation, and now I have zero desire to
Speaker 1: put it because that fucking takes forever. I just do
Speaker 1: the same thing. Motions difficult. It's well, it's mostly time
Speaker 1: consuming because each frame you gotta keep repositioning the thing.
Speaker 1: Like somebody did that ship for us, Uh the snark
Speaker 1: tank animated? Oh yeah, with the with the No, it
Speaker 1: wasn't Lego, it was one was a Genji, one was
Speaker 1: a bionicle, and the other one was some something. Somebody
Speaker 1: turned to one of those bionical shirts from like Lego
Speaker 1: Land to say by uncle, and it was like, this
Speaker 1: shirt is given to me by by uncle. That's so dumb.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know.
Speaker 4: I would be curious because kident.
Speaker 2: What's really crazy too, is like we used to have
Speaker 2: like and it's not even I understand that there's like
Speaker 2: a nostalgia aspect to this, but I actually I actually
Speaker 2: think it's like probably like verifiable. There was a point
Speaker 2: in time when we were kids where the quality of
Speaker 2: action figures like kind of skyrocketed. And then they like
Speaker 2: I saw it happen like while I was in high school,
Speaker 2: like my my younger like nephews would come over there
Speaker 2: with their action figures from like stuff that I still like,
Speaker 2: but I had toys to compare, and I was like,
Speaker 2: this is like a way.
Speaker 3: Worse Spider Man than the one that came out for
Speaker 3: Spider Man too.
Speaker 1: What the fuck is that? It's like it's less articulated,
Speaker 1: it's like less detailed, the paint is fucked, it feels cheaper.
Speaker 1: What the fuck's going on? I know exactly what they did.
Speaker 1: They did the same thing they did with fucking Like
Speaker 1: with like food on the market, where say, I was
Speaker 1: such an avid fan of Dorito's. I noticed when they
Speaker 1: shrunk the bag, like the nine and nine, since bag
Speaker 1: became way smaller, and then the normal size was like
Speaker 1: a buck twenty nine, and then they raised a two
Speaker 1: something whatever. It just and if you look at those
Speaker 1: the articulate toys. Now they're like, say, I got a
Speaker 1: couple of these Mortal Kombat eleven toys for my birthday,
Speaker 1: and these things are like twenty something thirty dollars and
Speaker 1: they move in the way that a ten dollars toy
Speaker 1: used to move, right, So they just.
Speaker 4: Doubled tripled the price.
Speaker 2: Like this, I had a Spider Man. I still have
Speaker 2: it at home. It's sitting on my on my desk
Speaker 2: in my parents' place. But that has like the articulation
Speaker 2: where you could post him like any kind of like
Speaker 2: any Spider Man cover that you've ever seen, which is
Speaker 2: crazy because he's like notoriously flexible. And that was like
Speaker 2: probably less than like fifteen bucks maybe yeah, maybe like
Speaker 2: twenty on the high end, And that has the same
Speaker 2: articulation as that fucking one hundred dollars fucking Jamiroquai that
Speaker 2: I have, and it's like the same level of quality.
Speaker 2: I'm like, what the fuck occurred?
Speaker 1: That makes sense?
Speaker 4: Just just the idea of how one at that time,
Speaker 4: how much more popular action figures were in general than
Speaker 4: they are now. They're just not that's true. I guess.
Speaker 2: I guess they were probably more worth. They're probably more
Speaker 2: worth investing in when we were kids because we were
Speaker 2: at like the peak, I guess, yeah of it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, although everyone had like a fucking fucking what was
Speaker 1: it called the I mean people. I knew some people
Speaker 1: that had toy boxes. I never had a toy box
Speaker 1: or like a toy chest. I had a drawer.
Speaker 2: I think I had like a like a like I
Speaker 2: had my clothes in my dresser and then I had
Speaker 2: a drawer like with the toys in it, and they
Speaker 2: were all which was like a not smart thing to
Speaker 2: do because like at some point they would get all
Speaker 2: scuffed up, like some of them would stain the other ones.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I had a Majin Boo that I beat the ship
Speaker 3: out of it.
Speaker 1: He had just he was covered in like fucking it
Speaker 1: was like I drew on him with all sorts of
Speaker 1: market everybody else I had. Yeah, I had like Spider
Speaker 1: Man's knee ink on him.
Speaker 4: I had heels crazy, but I remember that I had Sorry,
Speaker 4: there was a Fisher Price big football that was like
Speaker 4: the chest.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I know what that is.
Speaker 3: You mentioned this before that when I.
Speaker 4: Was younger, and I would go inside of it because
Speaker 4: I could fit it when I was little, and then
Speaker 4: my cousin would just be like, I'm gonna sit on
Speaker 4: this and not let you out, and I was like, wow,
Speaker 4: I'm just inside this toy chests.
Speaker 1: You know. I had a lot of chilling and I'm
Speaker 1: just like, you know, I had a lot of when
Speaker 1: I was. When I was a kid, I had a
Speaker 1: lot of I had a lot of toy cars. I
Speaker 1: guess there was a point in time where I was
Speaker 1: like really into cars, had quite a few cars.
Speaker 4: Wheels would give me cars and I'd be like hot wheels,
Speaker 4: and it would it would be the transition, like transition
Speaker 4: and it turned into like now they're into cars racing,
Speaker 4: and then it would get out and it to me
Speaker 4: grabbing it toys again, them fighting stuff like that.
Speaker 2: But dude, I would have It was so weird though,
Speaker 2: because I would have I had hot wheels, but I
Speaker 2: also had just like really like somewhat well detailed versions
Speaker 2: of just like real Bland cars that you could like
Speaker 2: open the doors.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah.
Speaker 2: And I was just like driving around and I would
Speaker 2: just pretend to drive because I was like I just
Speaker 2: wanted to drive when I was.
Speaker 3: When you're a child, you want to drive like really bad.
Speaker 1: I hit everything.
Speaker 2: I like driving still maybe not here. I would probably
Speaker 2: hate driving here. I love driving when we're back up state.
Speaker 2: There is space, Yeah, because you get to open the windows,
Speaker 2: you get to roll down, and you get the nice breeze,
Speaker 2: you get the blast music. I think blasting music really
Speaker 2: is what it. Going fast and blasting music feels really
Speaker 2: great going fast. But you can't go fast here because
Speaker 2: everything's fucking you'll like.
Speaker 1: Person, you'll die, you'll get pulled over, or you can't
Speaker 1: go fast at all because there's traffic.
Speaker 4: You can't go fast in the traffic.
Speaker 1: Off anyway, Yeah, I'm gonna start just.
Speaker 4: Merging randomly into layed and it's causing disasters.
Speaker 1: I mean, like regular people already do. Yeah, speaking of
Speaker 1: a Speaking speaking of I guess video games supplanting action
Speaker 1: figures black myth Wukong is out? Wu Kang okay? Is
Speaker 1: that who that Wu Kang? There? There's that game science
Speaker 1: game from China, China? You would have that game? Isn't
Speaker 1: that crazy? What you're always gonna happen? What are you talking?
Speaker 1: You're always gonna put the game over here?
Speaker 3: They were not always according to who?
Speaker 1: What are you? What are you talking about?
Speaker 4: If I'm not mistake, I could be wrong I yes,
Speaker 4: but I thought they were just not going to.
Speaker 1: Have that game. Probably are That would be really stupid.
Speaker 3: No, I mean, I mean we wouldn't have.
Speaker 1: We've known.
Speaker 3: I mean we've known about that game for a long time, about.
Speaker 1: Game like yeah when they remember, Yeah, I was like
Speaker 1: the teaser. It's so long ago with that, like that
Speaker 1: one fight like Monna big was it like a minataur?
Speaker 1: I can't remember what it was something like that. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: it was a really cool creature design. I can remember.
Speaker 1: I was like, oh shit, this game looks sweet. But
Speaker 1: two thousand years later, like oh yeah, this game's coming up.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and it's finally out. Apparently it's pretty good, like
Speaker 2: pretty glowing reviews. It's very popular in China obviously, and
Speaker 2: people aren't used to seeing that, I think because the
Speaker 2: numbers are crazy high. But it's like smashing eleanorting and
Speaker 2: smashing all these other things.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like, how is.
Speaker 3: This game so fucking popular?
Speaker 1: How is it?
Speaker 3: How is it coming overnight? It's so popular.
Speaker 2: It's like, yeah, cause it's out in a place where
Speaker 2: the population is crazy. Yeah, obviously it's going to do
Speaker 2: mego well, yeah, the other.
Speaker 1: Ing not go to China. I mean I'm sure it did.
Speaker 1: It's just it probably it's just in the same vein as.
Speaker 1: Let's put it this way, there are some countries that
Speaker 1: really support and this was always really funny. Yah, what
Speaker 1: do you think about Like the one of the NBA
Speaker 1: All Star games, there was a Georgian playing in the NBA,
Speaker 1: and back then, voting used to matter, like we you
Speaker 1: would vote the All Star voting, the people would vote,
Speaker 1: and so there's like three million people in their population,
Speaker 1: but they fucking almost all of them voted for that guy,
Speaker 1: so he ended up being a starter when he's one
Speaker 1: of the he's not one of the best players of
Speaker 1: the league. So it was it again. I'm Georgia and
Speaker 1: I don't remember this fucking guy's name, But that's the
Speaker 1: whole point. They kind of rigged the system. And so
Speaker 1: what I'm saying is, I think because this is such
Speaker 1: a significant event for Chinese gaming that because when you
Speaker 1: look at their gaming market and like, say, how popular
Speaker 1: some of their fucking uh Gosha games are and stuff
Speaker 1: like that, those motherfuckers pay money, they show out. So
Speaker 1: I think they showed out for this game because when
Speaker 1: I looked twenty four hours, just over twenty four hours later,
Speaker 1: I looked at the amount of reviews that were just
Speaker 1: on Steam, so over two hundred thousand already. I was like,
Speaker 1: what the best Wild Dude? I was like, and then
Speaker 1: you know, this is funny.
Speaker 3: It was it like mixed or mostly positive.
Speaker 1: Overwhelming positive. So at the time when I was trying
Speaker 1: to I'll tell you in a second, like I had
Speaker 1: some problems with the game, so that some other people
Speaker 1: having some optimization problems. There was only six thousand negative reviews,
Speaker 1: and most of them were just because problems that were
Speaker 1: having so like with a lot of the some of
Speaker 1: the CPUs, some of the thirteen to fourteen generation CPUs
Speaker 1: people are having some fucking issues, or it depends there's
Speaker 1: some people are actually having graphics card issues. So there's
Speaker 1: people that were doing these things. I was looking on
Speaker 1: Reddit to see because you would open it and you
Speaker 1: would get this error saying that you're fucking you have
Speaker 1: no more memory on your video card, and I'm like,
Speaker 1: that's impossible, Like I didn't do anything. So it would
Speaker 1: be loading, it would be loading the shaders, and then
Speaker 1: it would just crash at like something percent. And so
Speaker 1: I was looking at seeing what people's solution was because
Speaker 1: the developers had a clution. They said lower your the
Speaker 1: clocking or disabled the shader loading. But then they said,
Speaker 1: if you do that, it'll probably still crash later on
Speaker 1: in the game. And I'm like, well, what the fuck
Speaker 1: kind of solution is that? So many different things basically
Speaker 1: what worked for me. They released an update for the bios,
Speaker 1: like just last week for the one that I have,
Speaker 1: and so I had to do that whole dumb thing
Speaker 1: when you know, you boot it up, you put the
Speaker 1: fucking driver on the fucking USB, and you had to
Speaker 1: They're like, we recommend you not only back up your ship,
Speaker 1: but also have a power source that could never shut off,
Speaker 1: because why if it because if why you're why you're
Speaker 1: updating your bios. If you happen to have a power outage,
Speaker 1: it'll break your fucking motherboard. So basically I shouldn't have
Speaker 1: even done it because I don't have, you know, But
Speaker 1: I was just like, I haven't had a power source
Speaker 1: some outage, and since I've been here, I'll be fine.
Speaker 1: I was like, I'm fine, it's only gonna take a
Speaker 1: few minutes. Can you imagine if that would I would
Speaker 1: have it would have been I would have deserved it.
Speaker 3: We get the Earth.
Speaker 1: But yeah, it took me. It took me about a
Speaker 1: half hour to figure out what the fuck was wrong.
Speaker 1: So I did that, updated it. It worked, and then
Speaker 1: I pretty much turned off the game because I was like,
Speaker 1: it was already two thirty in the morning, I might
Speaker 1: get it. So so the uh, it seems fucking awesome.
Speaker 1: The game is absolutely gorgeous. When I just looking at
Speaker 1: the ground, gorgeous game, I was like, holy shit, I
Speaker 1: just like, for me, I'm just like I'm looking at it.
Speaker 1: I'm like, this looks cool, but like I think I'm
Speaker 1: just kind of burned down on souls kind of.
Speaker 4: People said it's it's it's They said, it's not really,
Speaker 4: it's different enough.
Speaker 1: Is it like more of an action game? It's like yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: like a DMC or yeah. I noticed when like looking
Speaker 1: at some of the things about it, I was like,
Speaker 1: oh this, I like the change of pace where it's
Speaker 1: not just uh oh you make a couple of wrong moves,
Speaker 1: you're fucking dead and you're like, oh god, I dropped
Speaker 1: all my shit, you know, and all this, you know,
Speaker 1: just like the repetitive because I know what you say,
Speaker 1: because uh, that was one of the reasons why I
Speaker 1: was like, oh, well I had enough of Elden Ring.
Speaker 1: I'm yeah, like I'm good.
Speaker 2: Like I put like one hundred and seventy five hours
Speaker 2: into it, and like I got to the point where
Speaker 2: I was like I was beating boss after boss and
Speaker 2: not feeling anything.
Speaker 1: So I was just like, all right, I'm done. Like
Speaker 1: this is not yeah, this is not worth it really
Speaker 1: at this point, yeah, this seemed I mean, to be fair,
Speaker 1: I actually wouldn't have gotten the game. It just came
Speaker 1: with ah, the graphics card that I have. Oh, so
Speaker 1: like it was one of those things that are like,
Speaker 1: oh you get a code.
Speaker 2: Oh that definitely helps us kind of like that's like,
Speaker 2: uh when those games are like, what is it like
Speaker 2: when they say, like we Sports is like one of
Speaker 2: the best selling games time, well.
Speaker 1: Because it's yeah, so anybody that had like I think
Speaker 1: it was, you know, the Qualifying series, which I think
Speaker 1: I just have like a forty seventy or something I
Speaker 1: don't remember, and then uh, you just you get a code.
Speaker 2: I think I have like a thirty or something. I'll
Speaker 2: probably just get on PlayStation. Yeah, I might have one
Speaker 2: because I heard, uh it runs fine on PlayStation if
Speaker 2: you just do like performance mode.
Speaker 1: So it's like, I'm just gonna do I.
Speaker 2: I can't I cannot be I can't possibly be fucked
Speaker 2: that the boot up drivers on do what you do,
Speaker 2: no shot.
Speaker 1: It's so stupid. That's one of the worst things. That's
Speaker 1: one of the things I hate about PC gaming generally.
Speaker 1: And it seems like it's been pretty smooth for like
Speaker 1: the last four years. So the second I even think
Speaker 1: about having to do something like archaic like that, it
Speaker 1: was just dumb. Now I saw people saying I had
Speaker 1: a good I had a boot it, I had to
Speaker 1: launch in compatibility mode of Windows eight, and then I
Speaker 1: need to do this. I swear to God, I swear
Speaker 1: to God. I was looking at some of the things
Speaker 1: that people were doing. I was like, I'm not doing that.
Speaker 1: So I did take the time to cause the the
Speaker 1: most gonna shove my knife incompatibility mob with your fucking head.
Speaker 1: Can you tell me that? I swear to God, that
Speaker 1: is the worst possible thing for me to hear. If
Speaker 1: it was, I wish it was just easy, like say,
Speaker 1: you know, like there's drivers that are already in your
Speaker 1: computer that you just kind of reinstall or something, or
Speaker 1: and then or automatically update or whatever when you're into
Speaker 1: a source. No, this one was literally finding out what
Speaker 1: your fucking model was. I've never once thought ever what
Speaker 1: my model of my motherboard was, Like the model of it.
Speaker 1: I'm like, I think I only thought about that once
Speaker 1: when I got the box, like you just know it
Speaker 1: and I saw it was the name of it, like,
Speaker 1: that's an interesting name. I don't know it today. I
Speaker 1: don't know what I remembered it at the time when
Speaker 1: I was reading it. No, mine was. I was picking it.
Speaker 1: I knew my model.
Speaker 4: I was like, oh, I want to get this one.
Speaker 4: This would be cool to have.
Speaker 1: What is this is like a z X something. I'm like, who,
Speaker 1: no one knows this ship? Yeah? I uh, at least
Speaker 1: I think I've seen ninety gaming Wi Fi seven. That's yes,
Speaker 1: I gotta have a Chiny Well I do. It's a sue,
Speaker 1: so it is trying. I think, was this is Chinese?
Speaker 1: Really Japan Chinese? I don't know what it's a sous really? Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's actually so. I've always said as is an American.
Speaker 1: I want to say ass because it sounds good like asis.
Speaker 1: But I worked at New Egg for a while and
Speaker 1: so like one of our largest manufacturers that we would
Speaker 1: deal with was it was a sous or some people
Speaker 1: say a sous and I'm like, that sounds terrible. And
Speaker 1: then sometimes I don't have to talk to them and
Speaker 1: like they would be the automated person like a sus
Speaker 1: and I'm like, what why why it's not like because
Speaker 1: like doctor Sus, it just just doesn't say it's stupid.
Speaker 1: It sounds so anyone that says ass, I'm almost like
Speaker 1: I respect that. It just sounds better. It's just better.
Speaker 1: I might get the game. I like, I like song
Speaker 1: will come. I think it's cool to get it when
Speaker 1: it's on sale if you're gonna get on PC and
Speaker 1: maybe optimization will be fixed by that time. Should though,
Speaker 1: because well you should because of how you're stupid. You
Speaker 1: that's what you bought it for. And actually you probably
Speaker 1: want to have the problem because I think, uh, you
Speaker 1: know what you know what Jens of like, you probably
Speaker 1: have stuff that you probably have the latest ship that
Speaker 1: it wouldn't have everything.
Speaker 4: Everything about my stuff is done my generation. I think
Speaker 4: you probably fourteen you.
Speaker 3: Yeah, just get on it.
Speaker 1: Might I got on playtation because whatever, Yeah, I just
Speaker 1: I have to cover it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that makes sense is more conveniently playing on places
Speaker 4: because it's in my living room. Uh then, like when
Speaker 4: I play a game, really could be a part of
Speaker 4: me playing the games. You can watch and have a
Speaker 4: good time to be watching. I see, So that's why
Speaker 4: I play place. Also, I just I enjoy.
Speaker 1: Why don't you just.
Speaker 4: Living room?
Speaker 1: Well, well, dude, you could. Why don't you just die?
Speaker 1: You know, why don't you just kill yourself? I thought
Speaker 1: about it, But why don't you just kill yourself from
Speaker 1: in front of your girlfriend in Frontier?
Speaker 3: No, you can because you can just stream.
Speaker 1: Uh, I see that to the to the scene deck.
Speaker 1: And do you have the doc for the living room?
Speaker 1: I don't see that. It's like thirty bucks. I should
Speaker 1: get one of those? Should I have one in the
Speaker 1: living room? Now? It's pretty well doesn't work? Well, I
Speaker 1: haven't tried it yet. I think it's pretty good sixty Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean if they Yeah, if your pre it from
Speaker 1: PC directors, you steam back and then have it in Yeah,
Speaker 1: I guess I'll get one. I just haven't thought about.
Speaker 1: I haven't.
Speaker 4: I haven't in my shopping cart. I just haven't gotten
Speaker 4: it yet. Yeah, it's you get plugged until you can
Speaker 4: plug that doc into my let.
Speaker 1: Me guess you and your bought stupider ship than that,
Speaker 1: you can very often you can just for Amazon. I
Speaker 1: don't really buy Amazon things too often.
Speaker 2: You can sink your controller to it like Bluetooth, so
Speaker 2: you don't even need to plug it in or it's
Speaker 2: it's pretty good. I've been using it for most things
Speaker 2: on steam Deck.
Speaker 1: Shout out to the guy that got yours. Yeah, it
Speaker 1: was cool around with it, not yet, just but he
Speaker 1: the start he changed the startup, the boot up, the
Speaker 1: video to where it was just like the still images
Speaker 1: of the The Red Dead crew, Like, no, no way really,
Speaker 1: So I turned it on. He's like, are you gay? Son?
Speaker 1: That's amazing, Sonny, it was funny. I was like, Oh,
Speaker 1: you got me. I wish I would have h I
Speaker 1: wish I would have like recorded, because it totally caught
Speaker 1: me off guard. That's awesome. That's pretty funny. Yeah, you
Speaker 1: know you? Uh so you got it? When'd you get it? Uh? Saturday?
Speaker 1: I think, yeah, I think it's got a Saturday. So
Speaker 1: I started playing. I was I was just testing things
Speaker 1: out on it, and then and then I just ended
Speaker 1: up playing like fucking like just like Roguelike Ship on
Speaker 1: there just because it's just simple. It's good. Yeah, And
Speaker 1: then I was I'll eventually I want to exclusively like
Speaker 1: emulate stuff. There's some game I want to funk around
Speaker 1: with it, but I want to have time. Because my
Speaker 1: fucking gaming chair broke. It was pretty cool, so I
Speaker 1: had to buy a new one. Now I gotta symble that.
Speaker 1: So I'm having a good time. We talked about the
Speaker 1: DNC at all or did we we just we mentioned it? Yeah,
Speaker 1: the DNC, did I did? I well, I said, I
Speaker 1: didn't see oh right right? That that was We got
Speaker 1: off on a different went nuts. Yeah.
Speaker 3: I saw Joe Biden finally admit that he was old.
Speaker 1: That was nice.
Speaker 3: He was like I'm fucking old, and I was like.
Speaker 1: Thanks. Yeah. I saw Obombna's I saw Obama went on
Speaker 1: a Bamba's wife. I saw that Hillary went on and
Speaker 1: I was like, what are you doing? I didn't. I
Speaker 1: think the weird thing is people have like amnesia and
Speaker 1: they were like cheering, fur and shit like in a
Speaker 1: way that I'm like, no, no, get.
Speaker 2: The fuck out of here, like do you like any
Speaker 2: any So the idea like if I wish I almost
Speaker 2: wish I could have been there at the in the audience,
Speaker 2: and the camera would have shifted to me. Yeah, like
Speaker 2: just randomly in the crowd, just so I could have
Speaker 2: been like boo, boo, leave.
Speaker 1: Throw a throw. I just like I don't know, man,
Speaker 1: I saw I saw her go up and like apparently
Speaker 1: she did. Well.
Speaker 2: I The thing for me is like Hillary Clinton could
Speaker 2: be she could say everything correct, and I would still
Speaker 2: just want her to go because she, to me is
Speaker 2: just like she ruined everything. That's the thing, Like, that's
Speaker 2: what He's the reason we're here m pics.
Speaker 1: It's not only her fault. It is a large reason,
Speaker 1: Like it's a big reason she sucked.
Speaker 4: But what happened is that he went against the established
Speaker 4: way the government is working, and they would have never
Speaker 4: let him become president because of the nature of how different.
Speaker 1: He was from the status quo. What are you talking,
Speaker 1: Bernie Sanders. He just there's no way they would have
Speaker 1: let him win. Every Trump win, well no, no, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: the country as a whole let Trump win.
Speaker 4: Well, they're not the d n C. The d n
Speaker 4: C was like, we can't let this guy get in
Speaker 4: office because everyone will like him too much and he
Speaker 4: will continue our Michie Right. But that's the thing.
Speaker 1: I guess the reason I disagree is that I think
Speaker 1: that's fundamentally the same thing.
Speaker 4: Uh not exactly what's the same thing, because one would
Speaker 4: be I think, the better and one would just be
Speaker 4: doing dumb ship at the head of office, right, And
Speaker 4: I think that's a different thing. I think Bernie Sanders
Speaker 4: should have won. I think, well, choice it.
Speaker 1: Is like if you just watch any like interview of
Speaker 1: like Bernie Sanders and himself talking about what he was
Speaker 1: doing and the and the polls and the states that
Speaker 1: he was winning and ship like that, it was obvious
Speaker 1: till they pulled the rug from under him. It's obvious.
Speaker 1: We all we all know this. It is annoying, but
Speaker 1: it is very true that say, how far could he
Speaker 1: have actually gotten with the powers that be making sure
Speaker 1: that things still stay relatively the same. And that's why
Speaker 1: people at first were really excited about Trump because they
Speaker 1: thought he was actually going to drain the swamp. But actually,
Speaker 1: but you know, he just he put more swamp members
Speaker 1: in his own because he didn't have any plans. He no,
Speaker 1: he actually didn't even think he literally but yeah, I think,
Speaker 1: uh so status quo shiit blah bla blah, Yeah, don't know.
Speaker 1: I just look.
Speaker 2: I just look at Hillary, and I'm just like, I
Speaker 2: just remember, it's like you were the most uniquely unpopular
Speaker 2: candidate in American history to the point.
Speaker 1: Most well, Like I would say on a on a
Speaker 1: way that like she like for president, she was she
Speaker 1: was it was in back still won the popular vote,
Speaker 1: but and she won the popular To me, that doesn't
Speaker 1: mean she was actually popular. It's just that people overwhelmingly
Speaker 1: still wanted her to be president versus Trump. Right, But
Speaker 1: if they had another choice, if it was Bernie Sanders,
Speaker 1: It's like, let's say, let's say Bernie Sanders was Republican
Speaker 1: in name only, but he's literally still Bernie Sanders. He
Speaker 1: would have whooped Hillary Clinton's ass, you know what I mean. Yeah, Like,
Speaker 1: in a way if it was Hillary versus issue Bernie
Speaker 1: Sanders is.
Speaker 2: That certain people can win primaries but they can't win generals,
Speaker 2: And then there's certain people who can't win primaries but
Speaker 2: can win generals. I think Bernie Sanders is one of
Speaker 2: those people where it's like it would have been difficult
Speaker 2: for him to win a primary, I guess because there's
Speaker 2: probably like a lot of like you know, inside you know, bullshit,
Speaker 2: trying to kick you out what but like I think
Speaker 2: he would have fucking demolished the general.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Trump, I think that's the thing. Whatever. So she
Speaker 1: goes up on stage and she's like fucking yeah. It's like, okay,
Speaker 1: go away. Do you not understand this is like box
Speaker 1: office poison? Is this woman? Like, get her the fuck
Speaker 1: away from everything that you're doing. If you're smart, do
Speaker 1: you not understand? It's wild to me that they don't
Speaker 1: get it. The thing is this right, The thing is this.
Speaker 1: This is all very arbitrary. It's all theater. Yeah.
Speaker 3: I hate the National Conventions, the rn C.
Speaker 1: It's all stupid. So Bernie was even Bernie Sanders went
Speaker 1: on THEO Band's podcast, and I think that was really interesting.
Speaker 1: It was it was really cool, and then you know,
Speaker 1: it was funny because it was actually this is actually
Speaker 1: the first time I've ever watched Theovan's podcast. You know,
Speaker 1: I've I've been aware of it. But I like the
Speaker 1: I like the I like I like the I think
Speaker 1: THEO isn't a bad person at all. Now I think
Speaker 1: I think sometimes he's playing it a little bit too
Speaker 1: safe where it annoys me. There's sometimes his language when
Speaker 1: he's talking politics. He's trying not to. I know where
Speaker 1: Deovon leans. It is very obvious, but he tries to
Speaker 1: make it not super audio obvious to his retarded Uh.
Speaker 1: The problem is Joe Rogan fan once you reveal your
Speaker 1: Trump too. Yeah and so, and I was listening to
Speaker 1: that one. You know, what's the funny thing about that? Like,
Speaker 1: so if you look at the comments section of Bernie
Speaker 1: versus the Trump one, like people overwhelming understood what Bernie
Speaker 1: was about and they thought, like he's really cool and
Speaker 1: I understand blah blah blah this. If you look at
Speaker 1: the Trump comments, it's all, oh, that was funny. Oh
Speaker 1: THEO said that thing. It was no substance whatsoever. And
Speaker 1: I'm like, this is crazy that, Like is Bernie Sanders
Speaker 1: now he's old. He's like like two hundred I think
Speaker 1: things like looking for real information. I think it's a
Speaker 1: hundred and ninety.
Speaker 3: It actually made.
Speaker 1: It. He created the earth.
Speaker 2: Maybe sad a little bit listening to that Theobon thing,
Speaker 2: because he's like you can tell he's like a lot.
Speaker 1: Older, Like he's like voices a lot more horse It's like,
Speaker 1: oh man, that sucks. I mean, yeah, he's there and
Speaker 1: you know, I'm so so much energy got sucked out
Speaker 1: of him when he fucking try to, you know, run twice,
Speaker 1: try to run twice and got you. That's okay, it
Speaker 1: what look man? But I hope emboldens more people.
Speaker 4: That's the thing.
Speaker 1: I really, I really feel like, I hope he embolden
Speaker 1: by him going on fucking like Theovhan's podcast stuff like
Speaker 1: that where those people where there's a lot of like
Speaker 1: just Rogan fans because you know, he was Theophant's toured
Speaker 1: with Rogan like that. So yeah, so that was fucking brilliant.
Speaker 1: That was, like, this one of the smartest things he
Speaker 1: could have done, because there are so many people that
Speaker 1: I'm sure believe Bernie Sanders with some radical fucking commie
Speaker 1: or whatever socialists. And then he explains, like we all
Speaker 1: know so like because socialist programs. He even mentions like, hey,
Speaker 1: our fire department, the police, the socialist programs. So it's
Speaker 1: not a fucking bad word, you dumb bitch, Like they
Speaker 1: just been sold alive, they've been sold. It's it's it's education, man,
Speaker 1: education everything. And I'm gonna educate you stupid Rogan Heights
Speaker 1: because you're a bunch of bitch as making from New York.
Speaker 1: I will beat the funk out of anyone that steps
Speaker 1: up to me. I will stomp you with my Tims
Speaker 1: everybody and gay I loved him with a puffer Him
Speaker 1: with a puffer jacket on a New York that's aesthetic
Speaker 1: to me.
Speaker 3: Well, there's that that image with a big hoodie.
Speaker 1: With skinny jeans and then Tims on this looks fired.
Speaker 1: There's that image of him with the with the coat
Speaker 1: with the fur, with a right, right, right, right right
Speaker 1: when he's puff guy is absolutely from the New York one,
Speaker 1: some Old York though he's in Vermont, r oh.
Speaker 4: He's the center of hes from Brooklyn, right Brooklyn.
Speaker 1: Yeah, clearly when you hear him talking this niggas from
Speaker 1: Biggs from Brooklyn.
Speaker 4: It's just it's funny how some people always on the
Speaker 4: right side history. That's the thing.
Speaker 1: It's like consistently they're just not normally ever like Kansas Owens.
Speaker 1: But it's like it's like if you have any politics,
Speaker 1: but when you see a politician that has always been
Speaker 1: on the right, that's a breath of fresh guy has
Speaker 1: always been doing the right there, they're uncorruptible. Awesome. I
Speaker 1: wish that was the norm.
Speaker 4: It's wild ude, doctor Berney Sanders for real, man, When
Speaker 4: he we lose him, we'll lose a very good as all.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, as far as like politicians go, he's like the
Speaker 2: person I dislike the least by a lot.
Speaker 1: I like, like, I like him too, but now but
Speaker 1: I don't like him as much as uh.
Speaker 4: He's gonna go? Is he looks like that guy goblin mask,
Speaker 4: doesn't he kind of like he?
Speaker 1: Honestly? Hold on, hold on, I actually think he would
Speaker 1: make he would he would make a good one. I
Speaker 1: think like if he was cast as like a like brown,
Speaker 1: why would he be a good I.
Speaker 3: Think he would still make a good like.
Speaker 1: Flash Flash was brown. We can make him fucking brown, dude.
Speaker 1: I know, maybe Matt always wanted the Flash to be.
Speaker 1: He has to be the He has to be like Biff,
Speaker 1: you know.
Speaker 4: He has to be a big white man who's a dickhead,
Speaker 4: but then goes to the military, loses like he becomes
Speaker 4: a really good dude.
Speaker 3: Flash Thompson's uncle Ship say the N word without adapts.
Speaker 1: Hear the N word and not be as upset as
Speaker 1: he should be, but understand it's a bad word. He
Speaker 1: shouldn't say it. You know, what were you saying about vivid?
Speaker 1: I don't know, man, you were going somewhere that we
Speaker 1: got distracted by flash Thompson. I don't remember whatever Kamala
Speaker 1: Harris is half.
Speaker 3: Did you see that guy?
Speaker 2: And I think it was the r n C. I
Speaker 2: think maybe not. I mean it was a Trump. I
Speaker 2: don't know exactly where it was. But this this uh
Speaker 2: Indian guy and you rested like him, and everybody was like,
Speaker 2: are you the van girls? And he took pictures of everybody.
Speaker 4: He almost got on stage. He was supposed to go
Speaker 4: on stage and talking a Trump, but it was got
Speaker 4: out of that ship. Was amazing to be The.
Speaker 1: Level of subtle racism is just brilliant, where it's like
Speaker 1: got so I could go there and be like, hey,
Speaker 1: I'm I'm one of the Hodge Twins. It's a black
Speaker 1: guy and he's here. Must be him, you can't you so.
Speaker 4: Yeah, man, I just I don't even. I just don't even.
Speaker 4: It's amazing, just what the modern group is.
Speaker 1: They're just you bring it, you bring you bring a
Speaker 1: snake in a wicker basket and somebody's like, is that outrageous?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, man, you brought your night a little
Speaker 1: turbine on this man. I'm such a big fan. That's
Speaker 1: so terrible, but it's so it's so time they go
Speaker 1: to seven eleven. They're like, oh, I'm such a fan.
Speaker 1: What do you What do you mean? What do you what?
Speaker 4: He's not even Indian.
Speaker 1: He's very likely fucking like some man.
Speaker 3: He just assume he's idiot because he's in a seventh.
Speaker 1: It's clearly not I don't know who you're talking about.
Speaker 1: Were big fancy you one of us? You're not afraid
Speaker 1: to take some of the dirty jobs to Vivic Ramas Swarman,
Speaker 1: and you're not afraid to take the dirty drows with
Speaker 1: Mike Rowe.
Speaker 4: The guy was talking about before the one. I was
Speaker 4: trying to remember that guy that goes to college his
Speaker 4: same as Charlie Kirk that is like, oh yeah.
Speaker 1: The point guy with the giant fucking forehead.
Speaker 4: That nigga is so obnoxious, bro oh my, he's so wildly.
Speaker 3: I was like, I saw I remember I was watching a.
Speaker 2: Debate with him like a couple, like it was it
Speaker 2: was old though, it's like from twenty nineteen to twenty twenty, yeah,
Speaker 2: with like I think it was Kyle Kyle Klinsky, but
Speaker 2: like I don't know much about Charlie Kirk.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't all these people.
Speaker 4: Really.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's a turning point USA. You know Dave Rubin.
Speaker 1: Candiceans used to work for him.
Speaker 2: Did guy see that video of Dave Ruben's all of
Speaker 2: his predictions going completely right?
Speaker 1: Yes? Yeah, And it had a little counter. It was
Speaker 1: just like every single thing was the exact opposite everything.
Speaker 1: He's so fucking He's so bad at his job. It's crazy.
Speaker 2: Look when I say Dave Rubin is stupid, I don't
Speaker 2: mean it as like a random insult. I mean it
Speaker 2: is like a verifiable like like you can just like
Speaker 2: he should not have the job he has. It makes
Speaker 2: no sense that he's he's in politics at all. It
Speaker 2: makes no used. That would be like it would be
Speaker 2: like if I was on the PlayStation podcast and I said,
Speaker 2: you know what, I don't think God.
Speaker 1: Of War sold, Well, there will not be a PS six. Yeah,
Speaker 1: there won't be a PS six. Naughty Dog is not
Speaker 1: going to make another game. I don't I would. Actually
Speaker 1: I'm very bullish about Naughty Dog never making another game.
Speaker 1: I like, I feel it, guys, and I still watch you.
Speaker 1: It's crazy for him. It's the inflammatory nature of what
Speaker 1: people want to hear. I think he knows he.
Speaker 3: Says what people want to hear.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think he knows. The only way he still survives.
Speaker 4: It's him being inflammatory, being like, yeah, I've got a way,
Speaker 4: we got this. And it's like, yet, you you made
Speaker 4: me gay. You're better than most of the other gay He's.
Speaker 3: A comfort gay.
Speaker 1: Yeah. He makes them feel like they're not actually seeing
Speaker 1: seeing biggots. Like it's less, it's less about this. It's
Speaker 1: not even like it's not only that he makes him
Speaker 1: feel like not biggots, it's that like he makes him
Speaker 1: feel like someone else, Like well, like I have, Oh,
Speaker 1: I have really terrible political instincts.
Speaker 2: I don't know what the fuck is going on, but
Speaker 2: I want these things to happen, you know. I want
Speaker 2: there to be a red wave or whatever, and this
Speaker 2: gay guy is telling me there will be. Yeah, in
Speaker 2: the absence of all evidence. Yeah, so I'm going to
Speaker 2: believe he's a comfort gay.
Speaker 1: That's what he is. But you know who you know,
Speaker 1: I don't understand, like say, because I understand his role.
Speaker 1: I've been trying to figure out Tim Poole's role, because
Speaker 1: he's been saying some things that are so anti like populous,
Speaker 1: so anti, so anti against what the people want that
Speaker 1: I don't understand what people get out of him. I
Speaker 1: just listened to him because he was commenting on a
Speaker 1: musk and Trump having that spaces talk and then he
Speaker 1: was Trump's like, oh, I love how you want to
Speaker 1: fire people going on strike. You know you're a great
Speaker 1: union buster, just like being like, you know that's illegal.
Speaker 1: You can't fire people going to fucking strike. And then
Speaker 1: Tim's like, oh, whatever, and then he says something like uh.
Speaker 1: He's like, oh uh, this article is reading Tesla is
Speaker 1: the only automotive industry that has no use that's not
Speaker 1: backed by union, and he was like, oh, it's awesome.
Speaker 1: And then he says shout out to the Tesla workers,
Speaker 1: and I was like, my brain's like almost melting out
Speaker 1: of my ears because I'm like, if somebody I feel like,
Speaker 1: if any normal person heard somebody say that, they would
Speaker 1: immediately never listen to this guy ever again, did you
Speaker 1: just say shout out to the workers as if that's
Speaker 1: what they fucking want to be tweeted like piss, Like
Speaker 1: I don't like, you're so against the average working man
Speaker 1: and what's happening? What happened? Who's that? I'm sorry, I
Speaker 1: just want to ask you a question before you explain.
Speaker 1: Who does that appeal to? Uh? No, one exactly. No
Speaker 1: to people, to people that want to hear those things,
Speaker 1: we're not We're not them. But I feel like there's
Speaker 1: probably less than a percent of the people watching him
Speaker 1: that own that type of money, that owned that type
Speaker 1: of company that would be like but they think they
Speaker 1: will one day? Is that the yeah, everybody of that?
Speaker 1: You got me? A lot of people are just like
Speaker 1: they're billionaires who are temporarily not billionaires.
Speaker 4: That's like the idea that people have something goes right,
Speaker 4: and they get the right president that's going to do
Speaker 4: the right things for me doing the things they're supposed
Speaker 4: to do, I'll become a millionaire. I'll do this, They'll change.
Speaker 1: I don't know why I have brown because they're not
Speaker 1: a fucking psycho. But the thing is that that brown
Speaker 1: person that works at the fucking bank will get burned
Speaker 1: to death and I'll take his job or like all
Speaker 1: these gay people the bank.
Speaker 4: I'm sorry, and it's just some other brown guy. It's
Speaker 4: hit man, It's that it's the idea. It's they're just
Speaker 4: they're not they're I don't know, man, you know that
Speaker 4: is absolutely right. The people the people that have consumed
Speaker 4: a lot of content on the internet, right, people that
Speaker 4: are watching that, So people that are absorbing that stuff.
Speaker 4: What happens is that their people if you if innately,
Speaker 4: if you're going directly to the internet for information in
Speaker 4: that sphere, you're not someone that's looking and reading and
Speaker 4: really trying to figure out exactly, you know, like, if
Speaker 4: you're if it, usually people find it in oh I'm
Speaker 4: interested in that, they go, they do their own research.
Speaker 4: People that are doing or not people are watching him.
Speaker 4: It's particularly these fucking rdoid psychos. They're not doing that.
Speaker 4: So they're they're gonna want to hear whatever he has
Speaker 4: to say because it's gonna make them feel smarter than
Speaker 4: they are or help them be able to like sort
Speaker 4: of actually not actualized, but uh, attempt to manifest this
Speaker 4: better life for themselves.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's just it's just such a hard it's just
Speaker 1: such a difficult cognitive dissonance for me to even understand.
Speaker 1: It's such a difficult cognitivefficence for me to understand, because
Speaker 1: like you know, the people that are watching, these guys
Speaker 1: are clearly suffering. Oh yeah, but then they also think,
Speaker 1: like I guess you know there is something too, like
Speaker 1: what Chris and what you guys were saying. I always
Speaker 1: thought the perfect encapsulation is that song like I Want
Speaker 1: to be a Billionaire by Bruno Mars and Travy McCoy,
Speaker 1: because it's so preposterous. Yeah, like like I want to
Speaker 1: be a billion You're so fucking bad. And I'm like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 1: I think that is exactly I think it is.
Speaker 2: I think because most conversations that I have with people
Speaker 2: and we can move on to questions after this, Yeah,
Speaker 2: if they ever defend these things, it's just like it's
Speaker 2: usually like, well, think about how you would feel if
Speaker 2: you lost, if you had to give away fifty percent
Speaker 2: of your or sixty percent of your money to the
Speaker 2: government or whatever, and they talk they frame it as
Speaker 2: if it's affecting you literally or like in your current bracket,
Speaker 2: in your same way, and it's just like you understand,
Speaker 2: like if I made five billion dollars and I gave
Speaker 2: away ninety percent of that, I would still live like
Speaker 2: a god, like to the point where I would never
Speaker 2: have to worry about anything.
Speaker 1: Anyway. So it's and they don't they don't under to
Speaker 1: be fair, it's difficult to even quantify that amount of money.
Speaker 1: It is, like, it's not like it's not reasonable to understand,
Speaker 1: like what that even mean? Million? So you can like
Speaker 1: a lot anymore to some people, which is insane.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and because because of me rationalizing.
Speaker 1: Million dollars, it's so much money, a thousand million, it's
Speaker 1: not that a million is difficult to quantify in your
Speaker 1: head alone. So that was million think like this, right.
Speaker 4: We we never in our brain lives, right, we never
Speaker 4: really get a chance to understand how big numbers are
Speaker 4: really until they're applied numbers, you know, like the ideas
Speaker 4: that like we're like a million dollars, like one hundred dollars,
Speaker 4: it's not a lot of money, but also one hundred
Speaker 4: thousand of anything, it's a crazy amount of someone.
Speaker 1: One hundred thousand dollars, Like I'm not I'm on the
Speaker 1: plane that one hundred thousand dollars is six figures. There's
Speaker 1: a lot of money to make well, right, right, it's
Speaker 1: it is not when you hear numbers like people, it's
Speaker 1: not the massive think about other people's wealth. It's not
Speaker 1: tremendous wealth. Yeah, but it's a lot of money. It's yeah,
Speaker 1: Like and that's kind of the thing.
Speaker 4: It's like, say about following way only.
Speaker 1: Yeah, people can only relate things to their own experience,
Speaker 1: where it's like, Okay, if I lose fifty percent of
Speaker 1: my income, dude, if I lose ninety percent of my income,
Speaker 1: I'm fucked because I can't afford anything.
Speaker 2: That's like me gone. That's like, that's that's a death
Speaker 2: sentence for me. And it's kind of like scaled upwards
Speaker 2: to people that it doesn't apply to you because it's
Speaker 2: the only way that we can even relate to that.
Speaker 2: And so that's that's the the what I've noticed in conversation.
Speaker 2: It's like and I always I always have to like
Speaker 2: break it down. It's like, listen, you don't I understand
Speaker 2: what you're saying. But this is these are different situations.
Speaker 2: It's the same thing with like bail. It's like the
Speaker 2: system of bail too, like where it's like, oh, if
Speaker 2: like if you make a certain amount of money, right, yeah,
Speaker 2: and you have to pay like one hundred dollars or
Speaker 2: one hundred and fifty dollars for a parking it for
Speaker 2: certain people that would break the week, that would break
Speaker 2: the month, that would like be a fucking devastating blow.
Speaker 2: And then for other people, they would just I would
Speaker 2: do that payd each like I would speed just like
Speaker 2: one hundred dollars. That's basically a speed pass for them. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it's like nothing, it is. And so like, until you
Speaker 2: understand that different amounts of money are are different values
Speaker 2: to different people, you can't really like get anywhere with
Speaker 2: the conversation like that.
Speaker 4: Yeah, by most.
Speaker 1: People, I've definitely fact you know, Yeah, I definitely I've
Speaker 1: had conversations about the percentages of like of money, like
Speaker 1: a billion dollars, and I was saying, like, oh, five
Speaker 1: percent of a billion, five percent of a billion dollars
Speaker 1: is ten million dollars. I'm just like, can you think
Speaker 1: about oh, sorry, I'm sorry, excuse me, it's fifty million, sorry,
Speaker 1: fifty million dollars. And I'm just like, when you think
Speaker 1: about that, pho, like it's a when you yeah, right,
Speaker 1: when you tell I.
Speaker 2: Would tell somebody that I would never be able to
Speaker 2: spend fifty minutes, it finally clicks.
Speaker 1: Because they're like, oh, Elon Musk has one hundred. I
Speaker 1: would get killed, get killed, if I got that much money,
Speaker 1: because I would try to I would try to fix things. Actually,
Speaker 1: well yeah, i'd have I do like all the shit I.
Speaker 4: Would want to do for my friends and my family,
Speaker 4: and then I'd be like, there are people suffering and
Speaker 4: I want to help them, and then I would end
Speaker 4: up dead.
Speaker 1: I'd probably just I think we talked about it in
Speaker 1: in a in an episode before, or was saying that
Speaker 1: the like it's been it was a good psyop or trick.
Speaker 1: That hoarding that amount of money is not seen as
Speaker 1: a sickness when if you were to put any amount
Speaker 1: of anything like that in your garage right of anything,
Speaker 1: Like if you would be like, what the fuck is
Speaker 1: wrong with this guy? But for some reason do have
Speaker 1: more money than some economies is not a sickness. It's
Speaker 1: like not insane, like how could you do that? Like
Speaker 1: how could you? How could you be someone that has
Speaker 1: billions of dollars? Right? And then you drive by like
Speaker 1: skid row and see these people like suffering and not
Speaker 1: be like I could literally change.
Speaker 3: Well, the money doesn't mean anything.
Speaker 1: I could fix everything.
Speaker 2: It's because the money doesn't mean any of you because
Speaker 2: you just expect it. They're just horrible you're so rich
Speaker 2: at a certain point that your money makes money for you.
Speaker 3: So you can't understand that.
Speaker 1: People are just like, how are you not passively making
Speaker 1: thousands of dollars? It really is, We're not.
Speaker 4: We're not wealthy by any extendard measurement, right, what happens.
Speaker 4: What happens is the nature of having more money, having
Speaker 4: slightly more than other people, you get advantages that other
Speaker 4: people don't.
Speaker 1: You know, it's such a basic obviously, me.
Speaker 4: Knowing me, knowing people that work in games, the games field, Right,
Speaker 4: I get free games. Yeah, I don't exactly need free games,
Speaker 4: but I can do that because of the fact that
Speaker 4: I know people that are involved in this slight thing.
Speaker 1: You know, you get free gays games. Oh, I'm freely
Speaker 1: gay though, That's the thing question.
Speaker 4: It's just really sad. It makes it makes my heart
Speaker 4: hurt because I want to help the world so badly,
Speaker 4: but I feel like even if what we should think,
Speaker 4: I think we should jump billionaires.
Speaker 2: All of that is to say that the let's let's
Speaker 2: just round this out by just saying that the poor
Speaker 2: are evil, and uh, we need to we need to
Speaker 2: do what we can fast, We need to do what
Speaker 2: we can do eradicate them fast.
Speaker 4: It is gonna get cut, right, this will not get
Speaker 4: in fact, it gets cut.
Speaker 1: This in fact, in fact, the basse boost this entire Yeah,
Speaker 1: this I'm gonna do ear rape gonna get cut and
Speaker 1: then someone's gonna staff Chris Raygun is right about this
Speaker 1: and trying to clear out. I don't get row. So
Speaker 1: we canna have fucking twenty high rise apartment complexes. I
Speaker 1: want a.
Speaker 3: Studio apartment for seven grand? Is that possible?
Speaker 1: Like?
Speaker 3: I want a luxury apartment with leading the walls?
Speaker 1: Can we absolutely up.
Speaker 4: By Look guys, if you guys give me all your souls,
Speaker 4: I'll live better than you guys were at this moment.
Speaker 4: So it'll make me stronger and your soul will be
Speaker 4: a part of mine, so it'll be better.
Speaker 1: I was literally thinking the other day. I was like,
Speaker 1: how can I can someone please bottomize my like conscience
Speaker 1: or my my morals? Is that is that? Is it possible? For?
Speaker 1: What do you mean so I can villain Max? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I mean I want to. I want to. I just
Speaker 1: want I want to do it already, you got to
Speaker 1: be you gotta bet some questions. Yeah, I just want
Speaker 1: to say last half I can Dave. I would be
Speaker 1: able to Dave Ruben harder than Dave Rubin.
Speaker 4: I can't feel in Max yet.
Speaker 1: Yeah not yet? Uh, Kai, Yeah, I think so. Can
Speaker 1: you imagine just out of nowhere? He was so tiny?
Speaker 1: I saw him in Speed arguing like he was like
Speaker 1: like at Speed's knees.
Speaker 3: I think, oh yeah, they were doing like some Minecraft thing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know. I just saw a clip of
Speaker 1: them arguing, and like Kai was like like basically could
Speaker 1: suck his dick standing up? Kai is on what the hell?
Speaker 1: I didn't know. I'd know because he's always sitting down
Speaker 1: when I see him. He's not a big guy. I guess.
Speaker 1: I never like when people are sitting down. I can't really,
Speaker 1: I don't really unless they're like kind of a little person.
Speaker 1: It's hard to especially when they have big hair. You know,
Speaker 1: I look shorter than I am sitting down. Yeah, it's
Speaker 1: just kind of like I can't if I never.
Speaker 2: Right, So kiro and kysonad obviously Yeah, he says, shout up.
Speaker 2: He says, hey, Kai, Well, I mean that's you. But
Speaker 2: how do you feel that five people were charged with
Speaker 2: Matthew Perry's death?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I apparently heard about that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, wild I feel like this was a doctor, right,
Speaker 1: or like a dentist, like fucking that was giving him
Speaker 1: some good ship, yeah, laughing as some fin. No, you're
Speaker 1: thinking of Kanye right now, some silly willy. You're right, yeah,
Speaker 1: but it's that I think the same thing's gonna happen.
Speaker 1: I think the same thing's gonna happen. I'm pretty sure
Speaker 1: that buff tattooed doctor that Milo put out like an Affidavid,
Speaker 1: like say, he was basically saying, all these people are
Speaker 1: taking advantage of Kanye and they're probably gonna get him
Speaker 1: kill because they're already hooked on the gas. And I
Speaker 1: think the same thing happened to Matthew Perry, just different substance, right,
Speaker 1: And so people are getting charged. I thought someone already
Speaker 1: got convicted, but maybe I'm not going to say that.
Speaker 1: But you have people that take advantage of rich and
Speaker 1: vulnerable people. That's just like I said, like, we cant
Speaker 1: villain Max, and it's so easy to do it. Like
Speaker 1: I fucking wish that I could. I could villain Max,
Speaker 1: but I think I'd have to have the right circumstances. Well,
Speaker 1: you'd have to be desperate, but not like these people.
Speaker 1: These people aren't desperate, they just want more. We could
Speaker 1: kill Matthew Perry's if we wanted. Well, see, I wouldn't
Speaker 1: mind if Matthew Perry gave me a lot of money,
Speaker 1: but I still want to feel like I'm giving him
Speaker 1: something valuable, right. But see, the thing is so like
Speaker 1: if I like, if he he was like if he
Speaker 1: was like fifty thousand dollars, he gives us fifty thousand
Speaker 1: dollars a month, but we're giving him a great podcast.
Speaker 3: Matthew Perry. Yeah, like he he's.
Speaker 1: Donating way too much money. But I'd be like, hey,
Speaker 1: he really enjoys the Snark Tank. I wouldn't feel bad
Speaker 1: because at least I'm like he's like, He's like, you
Speaker 1: know what, you guys are so fucking funny.
Speaker 4: That's not villain maxing Matthew Perry.
Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying. I can do that. I wouldn't
Speaker 1: feel bad about that. But like if I if I
Speaker 1: felt like I was ripping them off, I.
Speaker 4: Couldn't do it. Puppy farms and I couldn't. That's insane,
Speaker 4: that's insane.
Speaker 1: I think they found them in the pool. I will
Speaker 1: drowned for you.
Speaker 4: They would come back to the house and it'd be
Speaker 4: like a thousand puppies in the house and I couldn't
Speaker 4: let them die. I took them all home.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, fucking Fauci asked me to store these things.
Speaker 1: I can't, dude, I don't know what I would. I can't.
Speaker 1: I can't do that.
Speaker 4: Imagine like imagine like you're like, all right, you don't
Speaker 4: want pats, right and you are like no, patch, dude,
Speaker 4: like none. I can't really do that right now. You
Speaker 4: don't have the space of the money for it. And
Speaker 4: you come back and there's just two adorable little puppies
Speaker 4: running up and they know. Then the first thing they
Speaker 4: do is they run up to you, right and they
Speaker 4: do a little put their little legs on your your shins?
Speaker 1: Do you like? I gotta keep you this atomic buster
Speaker 1: on them? And then jo SPD.
Speaker 3: I want to ask you a question.
Speaker 1: I ask you a question. That's up you want to
Speaker 1: do really bad? Yeah?
Speaker 2: So, uh, you know how dogs fur patterns kind of
Speaker 2: change over like their lives, like they get like because
Speaker 2: my dog used to be like certain colors and now
Speaker 2: like certain colors are gone, like there's different patterns on
Speaker 2: or whatever. How do you feel if you got you
Speaker 2: got yourself a puppy, right, and as it grows up, Uh,
Speaker 2: the N word appears like hard r like written on
Speaker 2: her on like her back or whatever, like in her fur,
Speaker 2: like in her like in her fur, in her fur.
Speaker 1: You would save her. You wouldn't accept your dog for
Speaker 1: the way it is. It's it's just a coincidence. It's
Speaker 1: not like you didn't. But I can't have that be
Speaker 1: a thing that people just see. Sometimes I think that's phenomenal.
Speaker 4: Where like my little chocolate lab has the hard R
Speaker 4: written on her back and then my dog is I'm like,
Speaker 4: how do you like?
Speaker 1: You did this? Right?
Speaker 4: I was like, actually, I have.
Speaker 1: A time lapse exactly, that's exactly.
Speaker 4: It didn't do this. You have the most famous dog.
Speaker 1: Actually, you now have the most famous dog on earth?
Speaker 1: You do? I guess genetically, it is possible. There's probably
Speaker 1: one dog idea.
Speaker 4: No, it's not that's the way.
Speaker 1: That's that's way too. It's like the theory possible.
Speaker 3: It's like the theory of like there's a there was
Speaker 3: a cat with the Swasta guy.
Speaker 1: Oh well, I believe that just like there's a bunch
Speaker 1: of yeah hitler cats. I see him all the time,
Speaker 1: and I hate that that cats look like Hitler.
Speaker 4: Sometimes they have that really bothers me. I'm like, why
Speaker 4: do you look like Hitler?
Speaker 1: Like, God, you're doing You're asking the wrong question is
Speaker 1: why did Hitler look like it? Like why did Killer? Actually? Right,
Speaker 1: I think that's actually because there were Hitler cats before Hitler.
Speaker 1: The yeah, Hitler, that's gross, but only a little bit.
Speaker 1: He saw a cat and it was like, I like that.
Speaker 1: You know how old cats are? You know how you
Speaker 1: know old Hitler is?
Speaker 4: Hitler would have been like maybe a hundred and some change.
Speaker 4: Now maybe cats are like a million. You've been told
Speaker 4: by Big Jang. I think I think it's the same thing.
Speaker 4: Did this crossover the big big being cooperative stupid crazy?
Speaker 1: Completely? Did you see the was it that they were
Speaker 1: they were building? Uh? No, no, no, they were building
Speaker 1: they found this cure for uh and dying.
Speaker 2: For dogs anyway, because apparently there's a study that this
Speaker 2: is apparently pretty verifiable that like your the like your
Speaker 2: lifespan is generally predictable by like the the length of
Speaker 2: your like telemeres or whatever the fuck, like something like that.
Speaker 2: There's like some kind of thing that they found and
Speaker 2: they found a way to reverse the aging process and
Speaker 2: a dog to the point where like a dog was
Speaker 2: going to be sick and he was like sick and
Speaker 2: dying of cancer.
Speaker 1: And then they just cured him. That doesn't help them sick.
Speaker 3: Well, I mean it's he's going to live way longer.
Speaker 1: Dogs just don't live like fifty years. Probably don't live
Speaker 1: long and generous. Yeah, but he's gonna live like fifty
Speaker 1: years a lot longer. Yeah.
Speaker 4: If a dog lived fifty years, that's perfection, right. But
Speaker 4: then idea is that humans. I think what I'm saying
Speaker 4: is they would get too smart, maybe as else with
Speaker 4: them may be a danger.
Speaker 2: What I'm saying is Hitler might have one of those
Speaker 2: Telemere pills and he might be chilling around in Argentina
Speaker 2: or I think Temple's house.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's compound skateboarding. He's pretending to be somebody else
Speaker 1: is like me, that's that guy with America.
Speaker 4: America is full of them.
Speaker 1: And it's like you see that guy with long hair
Speaker 1: that's like temples host. Look yeah, and it's yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: Like he says, goes by the name Faby. Was like, hey,
Speaker 1: I'm Fabio, Temple's host. If you look like because nobody.
Speaker 1: Everybody mostly watches it on their phone. Go watch Temples
Speaker 1: podcasts on your television. I love the idea.
Speaker 4: In the background, it's like in fucking long Legs. Instead
Speaker 4: of it being the devil, was this Hitler standing somewhere.
Speaker 4: He's in the fucking.
Speaker 1: Timple's like trying to like get them like shot Hitler.
Speaker 1: Hitler really photo jedic. For some reason, Hitler is like
Speaker 1: extremely photogetic. He like that you that fucking guy that
Speaker 1: was running. He was the extremely photogenic guy where like
Speaker 1: the sun was just like kind of kissing off the
Speaker 1: top of his head. He like he was like viral.
Speaker 1: He was like running, He looked at the camera and
Speaker 1: he was just this. It was this perfectly beautiful shot
Speaker 1: and he went viral for like you know, you know,
Speaker 1: two days or whatever.
Speaker 4: The cycle of virality, the idea of being photogenic in
Speaker 4: general is crazy. Let's see, let me see I'm so
Speaker 4: not every photo of me, I look like I'm transforming.
Speaker 1: Photogenetic guy shadow. Uh photogenetic guy shadow.
Speaker 2: The shadow of the Epstein tree rode in he says,
Speaker 2: hello snarks an episode one nine, you mentioned George Washington
Speaker 2: wave dashing, so please uh so I asked, please tell
Speaker 2: us the truth about the American Revolution in American history.
Speaker 2: I think this would make a fantastic extra AMMO inventing
Speaker 2: the real history of the United States, starting with George
Speaker 2: Washington's penchant for wave dashing.
Speaker 4: The idea of George Washington's sliding back and forth is oh.
Speaker 1: I remember that, yeah, Oh yeah, a viral for a while.
Speaker 1: He looks kind of weird to me, though, to be
Speaker 1: honest with you, he looks too photogenic. Actually, he's got
Speaker 1: good hair, He's he's a little sweaty. Obviously, he's got
Speaker 1: like that. Do you remember that meme like the obsessed girlfriend.
Speaker 1: He's got like that kind of quality going on where
Speaker 1: it's like the smiles a little too strange, you think.
Speaker 1: So you think he has like bodies in the bodies
Speaker 1: in his basement, You think, I mean, who does it?
Speaker 3: I think he looks like I think he Unfortunately, what.
Speaker 1: I was thinking about Tim Walls, I'm still because I'm
Speaker 1: still trying to find out what's wrong with him. And
Speaker 1: I really I have a feeling like I feel like
Speaker 1: they're gonna tear down his fucking basement, tear down his basement,
Speaker 1: and it's gonna be like something not terrible. It's gonna
Speaker 1: be like like no, no, no it is.
Speaker 3: It's gonna be a shrine man out of gum for Arnold.
Speaker 1: That is that is so creepy, Like I remember seeing
Speaker 1: that when I was a kid and being like, this
Speaker 1: is fucking weird. It's worse than seeing dead bodies. If
Speaker 1: I saw it, if he had a real like he
Speaker 1: had a real hellup attacking.
Speaker 3: Didn't you even get into this?
Speaker 1: You're so old.
Speaker 2: He would have been like forty something. As a forty
Speaker 2: year old, you're like, I'm so into Arnold.
Speaker 1: Sorry, I gonna get hold of Arnold's on and he's
Speaker 1: like runs, he runs home. It doesn't get in his
Speaker 1: car because getting in the car will take too long.
Speaker 1: He strides will make up for it with traffic.
Speaker 3: Dude, whish is a grandmother down the stairs.
Speaker 1: I have to get home. Move.
Speaker 3: I love this m and his cartoons.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he discharged from the army because when where he
Speaker 1: was in the military, right, ye, yeah, they didn't have
Speaker 1: they didn't have Ronold over in Iraq Againison where then?
Speaker 1: I think Iraq? Right yeah, yeah, they didn't have trauma.
Speaker 4: I think he saw somebody die.
Speaker 1: You do you do we have Nickelodeon. Do we have Nickelodeon?
Speaker 2: And I gotta I gotta catch. If I can't catch,
Speaker 2: I cannot be like we have mt v v H one,
Speaker 2: we have a cartoon cool. I don't care Nickelodeon, Nickelodeon specifically,
Speaker 2: I'm sorry. I can't be here this country, but in.
Speaker 1: Pren Jesus fucking the ship out of that gu his wife,
Speaker 1: Hey Arnold blows load his face. Tim wall is gonna
Speaker 1: throw his whole fucking family away to live his happy
Speaker 1: life where this gum Arnold shribe.
Speaker 3: He's gonna bring the gum Arnold trying to rallies.
Speaker 1: Can you imagine I want to introduce you to my husband,
Speaker 1: Arnold Arnold, my husband, Hey Arnold.
Speaker 4: This is so vibrately gross.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I love Marnold. Oh my god.
Speaker 4: That show.
Speaker 1: I love the music in that show is so fucking
Speaker 1: it's so good. You fucking win. You know what was?
Speaker 1: What was? Oh my god? What was? I saw your
Speaker 1: face and wow? The fucking uh, oh my god, I
Speaker 1: saw your face and well I forgot about that the
Speaker 1: Asian guy. Yeah, it was. No.
Speaker 3: You're thinking of mister Winn when he sang the country.
Speaker 1: Yeah, awe for me and domb and bladed Dope. It's
Speaker 1: so good.
Speaker 3: Yeah, the simple thing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, No, the the I saw your face was like
Speaker 1: it was like Millie Vanilli coated kind of. I think
Speaker 1: that was like actually the idea was that like he
Speaker 1: wasn't actually singing and had like this crazy little phoby.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he had like this crazy accent. Then he would
Speaker 3: sing perfect.
Speaker 1: I totally remember that. Guy.
Speaker 3: God, that's a great show.
Speaker 1: I completely forgot about so you mentioned that so much
Speaker 1: for a while. I she loves Haronold the only probably
Speaker 1: the only cartoon that I know how to draw, really, yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean the only one that I've actually like ever
Speaker 1: like it. I've never really like, well, it's shitty, but
Speaker 1: I can still. It's so he has such he has
Speaker 1: like probably one of the easiest, Like he draws a square,
Speaker 1: he's probably one of the easy. That is crazy. That's
Speaker 1: Arnold falling off of the fucking of the towers. He's
Speaker 1: melting a little, okay Arnold, Okay, okay, I it's not inaccurate,
Speaker 1: but that's that's what draw Arnold.
Speaker 3: Now, that's an.
Speaker 1: Accurate drawing of Arnold falling from the See the video
Speaker 1: Robbed Jumping off the out of the helicopter into the water,
Speaker 1: and it looks like the way he falls, like he's
Speaker 1: falling like nine to eleven. Sincerely, like like it's it's
Speaker 1: it's it's crazy.
Speaker 4: I can't draw any characters, but if I could draw,
Speaker 4: I would never stop drawing, and then I would have
Speaker 4: got at the drawing porn.
Speaker 1: I think I eventually that.
Speaker 2: Would have been like, it's a good thing I didn't
Speaker 2: understand how to draw super well.
Speaker 1: He's fucking scary because I would have been drawn porn
Speaker 1: left and right. Yeah, yeah, I mentioned drawing porn and
Speaker 1: mastimates and the porn you draw that is so fucking great.
Speaker 1: That is so psychopathic. I think that's so. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I think it's I think it's that's so crazy. It's like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I feel like it's more respectable because he's made terrible awful.
Speaker 1: Are we're not talking about Christian? Oh yeah, it's so.
Speaker 1: It's no exit either. It's just one big mesh. It's
Speaker 1: one big amount of me. It's like a Looney Tunes
Speaker 1: thumb injury, no vein, no fucking no no hood. He's
Speaker 1: got nothing, man, no shoot anything. He always has to
Speaker 1: like he just has to puncture it quick and then
Speaker 1: it heals over a pree sun and he heals up
Speaker 1: and then heals up. So we have to do it everything.
Speaker 1: It's like a wolverine, like, oh does it? Does it hurt?
Speaker 1: Every time? It comes out every time, the idea of
Speaker 1: him getting a box cutter and he's got an he's
Speaker 1: got a snake, let leak out. He's smashing hellgo. Whoever
Speaker 1: the fuck or what was that chick that he was
Speaker 1: in in love with Lilaha? I think it was Lila,
Speaker 1: remember whatever you had, that dumb bitch. But like like
Speaker 1: like right right when he's about the nut, he's gotta
Speaker 1: pulled out. You're ever so? Was it that she was saying,
Speaker 1: Just like Arnold, you're ever so falling off of the
Speaker 1: World Trade Center quite ever so much? She would say
Speaker 1: ever so hill the other the end of some like that.
Speaker 1: I don't know whatever. I think they like kissed one
Speaker 1: time in the movie. I remember they kissed, and Arnold
Speaker 1: fucking step back and hatemaker.
Speaker 2: It is kind of insane that she had that trick,
Speaker 2: Hey little girl, mister mister kind of energy. But I'm
Speaker 2: sure we've talked about this before. But mister Kokoshka from
Speaker 2: ha Ronold is probably like one of the most demon like.
Speaker 2: Like there's probably no more evil character in fiction.
Speaker 4: He's one of the most. He's one of the biggest
Speaker 4: pieces of it.
Speaker 2: Goes mister Kukashka Freezer and then like and then like,
Speaker 2: and then way below that who reverse flash and is
Speaker 2: evil the straight flash and then it's Walter White like
Speaker 2: way below them, Walter Like Way the most diabolical character
Speaker 2: of all time in cinema.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's crazy. I guess I'll be going now. There
Speaker 1: was I can't. There was an episode where he was
Speaker 1: like pretending to leave, like he was pretending.
Speaker 3: To go away forever.
Speaker 1: He was like, I guess I'll go. I don't know
Speaker 1: if I'll survive tonight. I guess I'm trying. Everybody was
Speaker 1: like good. Everybody around him was like good leading Ard
Speaker 1: except for and even Arnold was done with it at
Speaker 1: a while. Yeah, going gave up in that episode. He
Speaker 1: was like just go. Donld who was like the de
Speaker 1: facto Christ of that cartoon University, was.
Speaker 6: Like Nigga donig Grip walking up to him, Oh my god,
Speaker 6: your life is forfeit Nigga Gerald saying that the mister
Speaker 6: he leaves down trodden, and Darryl did, and then he
Speaker 6: gilted his wife. He guilted his wife totally into staying.
Speaker 6: You know, he was leaving and then she was like,
Speaker 6: where are you going. It's like, I don't know. I
Speaker 6: guess I'll sleep under a bridge or something.
Speaker 1: I guess I'll suck off the neighborhood homeless man for
Speaker 1: some extra cash and maybe some extra food. She's like,
Speaker 1: ohh and I remember, I remember how it ended.
Speaker 2: She was like, take some money, and then he goes,
Speaker 2: you keep the money, and he said, probably by accident.
Speaker 3: He's just like at a coin thoss.
Speaker 1: He's English. Wasn't that good. That's not actually what he meant. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he meant give it to me now, but let's steal
Speaker 1: more from people that need it.
Speaker 3: He's such a piece of ship.
Speaker 1: He fucking nutted. I remember that, like specifically when he
Speaker 1: said that, because.
Speaker 3: She was like, oh, you've never said anything so romantic.
Speaker 1: Water somebody spoke a bunch of water on the floor,
Speaker 1: like the O was totally like an oh, like a
Speaker 1: big o. Like she was nutting. And then at the
Speaker 1: at the end he goes, oh, Susie, after he finally
Speaker 1: nuts It was crazy. I was like there's sext question
Speaker 1: show this episode of SpongeBob where he shrinks everybody, remember
Speaker 1: episode mermaide Man's belt, Oh for the w for that
Speaker 1: episode that is not a good person? Actually is like
Speaker 1: you're actually kind of a shitty person, SpongeBob. He terrorizes
Speaker 1: his neighbor, of course, but he simp there like he's
Speaker 1: he's a simp.
Speaker 3: The fucking establishment that pays him less than minimum.
Speaker 4: He's just a slave. He's a slave to the machine.
Speaker 2: But episode where they go on strike, Yeah, and he
Speaker 2: was like, here you go, mister Crabs, here's all the
Speaker 2: money that I owe you.
Speaker 1: What episode, by the way, is crazy? How like averted is? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Like that episode, that episode, that's one of those.
Speaker 2: I know a lot of people are like if this
Speaker 2: came out today or whatever, but like legitimately, if that
Speaker 2: episode came out today, people would be like, what.
Speaker 1: The is this? What woke absolutely his whole note square
Speaker 1: star throat. What does he say like, mister Crabs, unfair,
Speaker 1: mister Crabs in there standing at the concession plottings planning
Speaker 1: on oppressions that Yeah, I was like, it's squidward like
Speaker 1: on the ground trample he's and he says like No
Speaker 1: one cares. No one cares about the fate of labor
Speaker 1: as long as they can get their instant gratification. It's
Speaker 1: like what parents watching that show with the kids on, like,
Speaker 1: oh ship, Well that's what the thing, that's what's crazy
Speaker 1: about the problem.
Speaker 2: That's just crazy about that though, was like I remember
Speaker 2: watching it with my family. I remember watching that episode
Speaker 2: with my family, and we all thought.
Speaker 1: It was funny. Yeah, yeah, of course, like everybody, the conservatives,
Speaker 1: the everybody. Yeah, well because yeah, we're all getting fucked.
Speaker 1: We didn't get we didn't have brain rot right to
Speaker 1: fuck us like oblivion, because that was one thing that
Speaker 1: used to united. We were all getting our asses fucked right. Yeah.
Speaker 1: And then at some point, like some people were convinced
Speaker 1: that like we were fucking each.
Speaker 4: Other twelve whatever, that's when everything happened. That the verges
Speaker 4: just happened at twenty twelve were the worst end.
Speaker 1: I feel like they didn't and because it didn't endund
Speaker 1: ran out. We're supposed to die and we did it.
Speaker 3: That is something you know. Honestly, the more I think
Speaker 3: about it, the more that makes a lot of sense
Speaker 3: to me.
Speaker 1: It makes more since twenty twelve was kind of around
Speaker 1: the last time I felt like things were like normal.
Speaker 4: There was like a there was a big spare bum coming.
Speaker 1: Goku was like I'll stop, and we were like, Goku, no,
Speaker 1: don't stop, and he was like any teleport away. We're like, oh,
Speaker 1: he sacrificed himself. We're supposed to.
Speaker 2: And there was like a slow fade off from that
Speaker 2: normal like it's like twenty twelve, twenty thirteen, and then
Speaker 2: twenty fourteen things got like what's going Remember twenty fifteen,
Speaker 2: twenty six Yeah, we all pointed the finger at.
Speaker 1: Wall Street and all the big fat cats, and then
Speaker 1: at some point it's like it's the libs that and
Speaker 1: I'm like, well, well we lost. It's gone. Next time
Speaker 1: we're gone where wait wait we're cooked?
Speaker 3: Yeah, no, Arnold is gone.
Speaker 1: You're trying to You should have raised the peep first
Speaker 1: and then see his fucking the sad face.
Speaker 3: Actually, so next question, uh, what is it? Cognito air goo?
Speaker 1: Come?
Speaker 2: I think therefore I come nice wrote in He says, hello,
Speaker 2: they're funny people trapped in my phone. I had chicken
Speaker 2: using a dobo seasoning recently. I'll never doubt you again.
Speaker 2: See dude, it's good. It's a solid seasoning.
Speaker 1: Man, all you need is a double Actually, in fact,
Speaker 1: you don't need anything else than a dobo. I add
Speaker 1: more to it, but I need pepper. You don't. You don't,
Speaker 1: you don't need you don't. Sorry, you can add more.
Speaker 1: All you need is well if you have solid noise. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: because like it is like salt with extra ship in it,
Speaker 1: and so it works. Yeah, it's like multipurpose pepper, a
Speaker 1: little bit, a little bit of garlic. Yeah, I have
Speaker 1: I recommend everybody to get the Missus Dashed Urban Onion
Speaker 1: because it doesn't have salt in it. So if you
Speaker 1: just have your doughball, then your it has because it
Speaker 1: has come because onion and urban it. Essentially it's a
Speaker 1: fucking brilliant thing to go with whatever salt you have.
Speaker 1: The miss Dashed Onion, Herb purple little some top ramens
Speaker 1: so bad, dude, I haven't had that sh in a while.
Speaker 1: I had some two nights ago. I made two packets.
Speaker 4: Man, oh man, yeah, I want I want that so bad.
Speaker 4: What I do is I put a little bit of
Speaker 4: curry in it.
Speaker 1: Yeah that would be good.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I just man, I missed that ships so bad.
Speaker 4: I've had it in a while.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Uh you can't you get one like make one
Speaker 1: of your own. Yeah, yeah, like make like so it
Speaker 1: doesn't have like I guess because you're still avoiding sugar.
Speaker 1: I know some of them have some sugar in the packets.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's cool. I would do that, Like what the
Speaker 4: sugar's gotten easy now it's not easier. I don't really
Speaker 4: want sugarr beverages. I drink a carbonated water. They still
Speaker 4: taste like how and I imagine that they are sodas
Speaker 4: and I taste I can think, I understand to taste
Speaker 4: of sould.
Speaker 1: I'm like, wow, this is worse, but like I could
Speaker 1: do it. Yeah, I'm doing a different thing. I'm doing
Speaker 1: a bro diet like where you know, because yeah, so
Speaker 1: a lot of semen and uh to me, okay, I've
Speaker 1: been drinking for so long, nothing but like superlose and
Speaker 1: like zero calorie stuff, and I'm like, what if that's
Speaker 1: fucking me up? Because I just have like a something
Speaker 1: wrong with my fucking stomach and I haven't figured out yet.
Speaker 1: But I was like, you know what, I'm gonna just
Speaker 1: stick to like things I used to have when I
Speaker 1: was younger, So I will have some cane sugar. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna see how I feel. Cane sugar is usually not
Speaker 1: the make of a problem. Man. Well it's yeah, it's not.
Speaker 1: But like I'm just saying, like, say, usually I would
Speaker 1: if I was gonna drink an injury drink, it would
Speaker 1: be zero sugar. It would be the superlose mixed with
Speaker 1: all the other fucking things in a sup flim and
Speaker 1: what I don't even know what the fuck that is
Speaker 1: sometimes aspertain whatever I was like, you know, I'm just
Speaker 1: gonna like see how my body feels like not having
Speaker 1: artificial or zero calorie sweeteners, and see if I just
Speaker 1: stick to things I have just regular sugar in seeding,
Speaker 1: see if that does anything to me. Because I'm trying
Speaker 1: to figure out what is bothering me, what's making me
Speaker 1: feel bad.
Speaker 4: It's it's not hard men. All of it is just
Speaker 4: the idea of moderation. Yeah, I'm doing this thing because
Speaker 4: I want to prove to myself I can do it.
Speaker 4: That's it. That's why I'm at right now. It's not
Speaker 4: so much like not wanting is that is I can
Speaker 4: prove I can't go.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm trying to do that same fucking my ass,
Speaker 1: you know, it's been hard not doing it, So Bruce
Speaker 1: the genetic Jackhammer Rando wrote in very cool. So it's hello,
Speaker 1: best friends. I've just met you, but I'm impressed.
Speaker 2: Recently, I have befriended someone in my group of friends
Speaker 2: and we get along real well due to shared interest.
Speaker 2: Then one day a friend pulls me aside and warns
Speaker 2: me that he was arrested for masturbating on a train once.
Speaker 2: Should I continue to build a friendship with this guy
Speaker 2: or ghost him as to not take the chance of some.
Speaker 1: Heinoush shit coming out later. Uh, I don't know, man, Look,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna I'm not gonna lie. Man, this is kind
Speaker 1: of a tough one. Yeah, dude. Well, see, the thing
Speaker 1: is like, say, if they were a long term friend
Speaker 1: and they told you that it will it's not. It's
Speaker 1: probably gonna be like, yeah, you're what the fuck is
Speaker 1: wrong with you? But you'll probably still be friends with them.
Speaker 1: If you're barely building a rapport and they've already sprung
Speaker 1: that on you. This is the This is the tip
Speaker 1: of the iceberg. Brother, Look, there is a tip of
Speaker 1: the iceberg.
Speaker 4: Look, we've all we've all been young and dumb. I
Speaker 4: just admitted to fucking a pregnant woman earlier in this episode.
Speaker 4: I mean, that's not there's nothing.
Speaker 1: That's not exactly you admit it to beating off while
Speaker 1: you were walking home. There I go, and that's still
Speaker 1: not a crime. Even I wasn't arrested. It that is
Speaker 1: actually is no one.
Speaker 4: Was around, exposure.
Speaker 1: That's not how that no one was around, so it's
Speaker 1: not a crime. It My head's gonna explode. Don't say that.
Speaker 1: That is the craziest thing. So if you shoot someone
Speaker 1: on the face and no one notices, it's fine. How
Speaker 1: do I explain it?
Speaker 4: I I get I get it now then that the
Speaker 4: way you guys weren't talk about it. Let's talk about
Speaker 4: it because that was completely secluded. There was no one
Speaker 4: near me around me. But the idea, but the idea
Speaker 4: of the fact that was still public indecens Yes, yes
Speaker 4: you're yes, public.
Speaker 1: Nobody was harmed. It was exposure.
Speaker 4: No one was there exposed to but it was still
Speaker 4: public in decency.
Speaker 1: Nobody nobody was harmed. But still if you would have
Speaker 1: gotten the last crime I didn't even know, you would
Speaker 1: have had a register and it would have been hilarious
Speaker 1: sing you on a list.
Speaker 4: Now they can't prove it habited or not, like, oh, man,
Speaker 4: I might have been joking.
Speaker 1: Man. Imagine we had some minority report ship and like,
Speaker 1: imagine the cops come knock on your door and you're like, hey,
Speaker 1: you were going to beat off on a merry go round.
Speaker 1: You were gonna spin the merry go around and then
Speaker 1: come on it. So it flies everywhere and you're like, wait, no,
Speaker 1: I would never do that. But the minority reports like, uh,
Speaker 1: we got you. You were gonna do it, Come with us.
Speaker 4: The convintion before the crime is such an insane thing
Speaker 4: some people to some people want some people want that,
Speaker 4: which is crazy, but the idea of that is so preposterous,
Speaker 4: Like you were gonna you were gonna kill somebody.
Speaker 1: It's like, like, I gotta be honest, I got it.
Speaker 1: Like I didn't know before you told that story that
Speaker 1: you did that, and that probably would have you know,
Speaker 1: I would have changed things a little too much too late.
Speaker 1: I am Kingston, I am Chris. Hey do you know
Speaker 1: I was Master was walking home that second since he
Speaker 1: say to this guy because like, I don't know, man,
Speaker 1: like I sucked in a car in public or something. Yeah,
Speaker 1: like at least once or twice pretty normal, which is
Speaker 1: not which is technically it's not not supposed to it
Speaker 1: is a little bit well, it's not it's well, it's
Speaker 1: it's because to me, it's like, you know what it's like,
Speaker 1: it's almost like having a small apartment with your window open,
Speaker 1: if you know what I mean. I know, yeah, you're
Speaker 1: not really trying three am at like a fucking you're
Speaker 1: not out in the open the armies, you know, like
Speaker 1: what like no one should be plan no one should
Speaker 1: be able to see your private parts right now. You
Speaker 1: might be able to see like like say, I saw
Speaker 1: this chick's ass when I was uh in, I was
Speaker 1: parked in l A when I was still living in
Speaker 1: LA and some people were clearly some young couple were
Speaker 1: clearly fun in the car. And I'm like, oh, you know,
Speaker 1: these people are clearly probably just these young fellas, these
Speaker 1: dumb assholes. Fucking just I'm eighteen, I'm nineteen. Whatever they
Speaker 1: fill you, I fucking run into the store and a
Speaker 1: bottle of alcohol. Rip a piece of my shirt off,
Speaker 1: you young love, you're just cold wing. And I'm sifting
Speaker 1: through ship like it's gt A, you know, like here's
Speaker 1: my knife, my gun, And then here's my bott of
Speaker 1: all of the the.
Speaker 2: You know, publicly not okay activity to take action against
Speaker 2: for that to be.
Speaker 1: Your line, right, Like, that's it. This is where I go.
Speaker 1: You you knock on the window, they rolled down. When
Speaker 1: you throw it right off an inch away, you throw
Speaker 1: it on the steering wheel.
Speaker 2: I don't know, man, I think if you're if you're
Speaker 2: starting to build this relationship with this person, I don't know.
Speaker 3: I don't want.
Speaker 2: I don't like cancel culture in the concept in in
Speaker 2: its conceptual uh form, you know what I mean? Like,
Speaker 2: I don't like the idea this is like, oh, if
Speaker 2: somebody makes a mistake and then you can't like you know,
Speaker 2: work past that or whatever.
Speaker 1: But I don't know, Mann, be real masterb Anonymous, trail
Speaker 1: wild and it's not even a mistake.
Speaker 4: You that's crazy?
Speaker 1: Is there?
Speaker 3: An Is there a like was he on Kennemy? Like
Speaker 3: was he tripping?
Speaker 2: It's like that's there's context that might it doesn't excuse it,
Speaker 2: but it might make it less egregious.
Speaker 1: That explains actually, you know, on drugs, knowing something crazy,
Speaker 1: I would excuse that behavior.
Speaker 3: Was it a bet for like a million dollars? Because
Speaker 3: quite frankly, you know whatever.
Speaker 4: The thing is that it is like when you're when you're.
Speaker 1: For a half time a dad, you're tripping.
Speaker 4: But the idea is that like the idea of like
Speaker 4: doing that around people is really like if you want
Speaker 4: to train with people on and doing that, it's.
Speaker 1: Like I don't find that hot, Like I can't get
Speaker 1: my hard.
Speaker 4: And it's like you you shouldn't be doing that around if.
Speaker 1: There's like people, if I see like especially if I
Speaker 1: see like if I see dudes, like I can't get
Speaker 1: my penis hard, while there's like some business guy going
Speaker 1: to work and he's like you can tell he wants
Speaker 1: to kill himself, but he needs to support his family.
Speaker 1: Would it, in fact, I can't how you're gonna get hard?
Speaker 4: That like possible? Dudes, wouldn't you come faster to stop?
Speaker 4: If I saw a beautiful dude to stop masturbating, right,
Speaker 4: it's a beautiful scooter on the train, would you continue masturbating?
Speaker 1: See, I would rub the outside of my pants, I
Speaker 1: would start feeling, I start feeding it.
Speaker 4: I give us a little bit.
Speaker 1: Of a I don't get I don't get caught because
Speaker 1: I don't whip it out like a fucking So here's
Speaker 1: the thing.
Speaker 2: Here's the thing I would I would recommend you so
Speaker 2: awkward I got, okay, yeah, masturbate on the train yourself
Speaker 2: and see like if it's if it's if it's as agreed.
Speaker 4: Ask him about it. You gott talk. You gotta talk
Speaker 4: about that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think I think on something like or maybe
Speaker 1: like do a little digging, like figure out like what
Speaker 1: else does it play? Yeah, I also want to know
Speaker 1: if he's the type to just masturbate on a train.
Speaker 1: That's not ideal. And that's tip of the iceberg. If
Speaker 1: you just met the guy and he is this comfortable
Speaker 1: telling you that, and he didn't tell him that he
Speaker 1: heard from a friend, oh oh, that kind of changes. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he was like taddled on and that changes things a
Speaker 1: little bit. He was like bragging about it. I think
Speaker 1: he was like, by the way, I fucking That changes
Speaker 1: things a little bit. But it also changes things where
Speaker 1: even my close friends get some information wrong about other people,
Speaker 1: and so it also makes me question if that's actually true.
Speaker 4: You got to ask him about this, because what was possible.
Speaker 1: My friends have done some pretty wild things, but I've
Speaker 1: also heard some wild things that I never heard straight
Speaker 1: from their mouth, like like like say one of my friends.
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, if somebody told me something, I would
Speaker 1: be inclined to be like, oh, you're probably right. I've
Speaker 1: seen this guy do some wild ship. But I can't
Speaker 1: completely take it, you know, I can't believe just accept
Speaker 1: it as true.
Speaker 4: My friends are such a cavalcade of ridiculous characters that
Speaker 4: I have to just take it at face value. But
Speaker 4: the thing is that all of my friends was to
Speaker 4: just admit it, like they never deny that. Oh yeah,
Speaker 4: I just warned that dumb.
Speaker 1: And I'll be like, you say, you're the word cavolcade. Yeah,
Speaker 1: It's just it's such a what do you? What do
Speaker 1: you earnest him? What the fuck is this? I was
Speaker 1: raised by an old woman. That's okay, fair enough. I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: I just it's just one of those words I hear
Speaker 1: so seldomly that I'm like seldom that I feel like
Speaker 1: that one is is that more modern than what I said,
Speaker 1: but it's still an older version of a word. I
Speaker 1: just I didn't even do that on purpose. I just
Speaker 1: feel like that is a thing that people do. People
Speaker 1: know you seldom a lot, just sell them like I
Speaker 1: mean that reason just like kind of existing within your
Speaker 1: own effluvia. Well either's that? What?
Speaker 4: See, we just said this, Now, what did I say?
Speaker 1: So? What did you just do? You just said, you
Speaker 1: just said, what am I? Ernest Havyway, he's the he's
Speaker 1: the one that goes to camp, right, what that was?
Speaker 1: Probably that was probably you know what. That took a
Speaker 1: second because like I didn't grow with that at all. Right,
Speaker 1: I still don't even know what Ernest is, Chris, I
Speaker 1: don't know sleep. Okay, Well there we go. I was
Speaker 1: unfortunately about to say, I don't know a single soul
Speaker 1: that has ever seen Ernest. I still this guy.
Speaker 4: My sister, My sister is a little older than me,
Speaker 4: and at that time when I was coming out, she
Speaker 4: was like a younger kid, so she liked that ship.
Speaker 4: And what happened is that she's twelve years older than me.
Speaker 4: So I could have changed the channel. My ass beat.
Speaker 4: So I'm like, I'm watching this now.
Speaker 3: So she's in Ernest head is what you're saying.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she's Head's an Ernie, She's an Ernie. That's what
Speaker 1: they called him. Yeah, that's disgusting. You guys still alive.
Speaker 1: I think he was killed in the war. He was
Speaker 1: killed on the Viet cones to Ernest goes to ask
Speaker 1: who basic questions. He doesn't come back stop killing all
Speaker 1: these pal in prison of war, the prison the war.
Speaker 4: He doesn't talk like that.
Speaker 1: He kind of does a little bit. He talks like
Speaker 1: an American for the most part. He has a little
Speaker 1: bit of an accent.
Speaker 3: So let me ask you something.
Speaker 1: Are you talking about.
Speaker 4: Americans?
Speaker 1: I think on New Jersey he's from Philly. He's from Philly.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, no, he's from Pennsylvania. I don't know if
Speaker 1: he's from Phillya. Yeah, I don't know if he's actually
Speaker 1: from Philly, don't cool. I think he is West Philadelphia
Speaker 1: born and race and I played on most of my days.
Speaker 1: Let's just say he's from Hilly. Now, maxon and killing
Speaker 1: more than out killing non juice and killing outside of
Speaker 1: non juice, and a couple of they were killed the
Speaker 1: real back they were to I got got one little fight,
Speaker 1: I got one little neal. My mom got stares. So
Speaker 1: you're moving to Israel and you're you're gonna kill last
Speaker 1: joke and then we gotta go past this. Yeah, we
Speaker 1: are never getting casting in any films now, well, definitely not.
Speaker 3: Well, I'm not are you? Are you trying your podcast.
Speaker 1: Funny.
Speaker 4: It's funny, biggy, funny jewish, even though I said he
Speaker 4: had worded the movie once.
Speaker 3: I'm really sad that.
Speaker 1: Uh what is it? The Randy Pittsford blocking. Uh, you
Speaker 1: don't know Randy. He's the CEO of Oh my God,
Speaker 1: Ideo No Gearbox. Oh really?
Speaker 3: So like there was like, I don't know, really no fun.
Speaker 1: Tweet at him.
Speaker 3: I was gonna say something I was I was looking.
Speaker 3: I wanted to look him.
Speaker 2: Up to see what he was saying about the Borderlands movie,
Speaker 2: because he did he made Borderlands, and he blocked me.
Speaker 2: I must have made fun of him at some point
Speaker 2: because I because because I think is like him and
Speaker 2: Shawn Asson.
Speaker 3: I don't really know. I don't know what I did.
Speaker 1: Oh right, that was hilarious, that's fun. That makes no sense.
Speaker 2: Because I made that up, like I have a story
Speaker 2: about Like I was like, oh yeah, I made fun
Speaker 2: of him, like dying and Stranger Things.
Speaker 1: That's why that's not literally true. I don't know.
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 1: I have no idea. I didn't tag him, but I
Speaker 1: didn't go like Shawn Aston, I'm glad you died in
Speaker 1: Stranger Things. I mean, it's safe. He doesn't seem savvy
Speaker 1: enough to use block list either. Yeah, that's what's confusing
Speaker 1: about it. He's in his little shyer like I don't
Speaker 1: I don't know what. Come, let me lick your bum.
Speaker 1: That is exactly what he would say. They were. They
Speaker 1: were gay ship like, let's be hobbits. Hobbits were fucking though,
Speaker 1: that's what I mean, Like with female hobbits. No, yeah,
Speaker 1: you know how many kids all of the buff they
Speaker 1: had beards. There was those were they had beards. They
Speaker 1: didn't have you know what I mean, right, like they
Speaker 1: used It's like a masculine trade you you get with
Speaker 1: the woman you start a family. It's called a beard.
Speaker 1: Right when you're gay, because you don't want society know
Speaker 1: you're gay. They were fucking homosexual hobbits. No, you know
Speaker 1: what I'm saying, probably them by you grab them because
Speaker 1: they're so easily small, and you know, and they're like
Speaker 1: that was a crazy image.
Speaker 3: Swapping every stroke.
Speaker 1: Oh oh so good.
Speaker 2: I they don't actually have babies though, like every time
Speaker 2: there's no children in the Lord of the Ring.
Speaker 1: I've never seen your children, Hobbit. I don't seeing it.
Speaker 3: Those are micro hobbits.
Speaker 1: Those are different. It's a different eras of Gandalf's flesh
Speaker 1: lights their hobbits for a hobbits. Yeah, a hobbit's hobbit
Speaker 1: is a micro hobbit. It's a micro hobbit. The idea
Speaker 1: of a hobbit, and then a normal person is a
Speaker 1: macro hobbit. Macro that macro micro, macro mani and micro
Speaker 1: like the USBC.
Speaker 4: Yeah, exactly, the idea of hobbits. They're like, imagine the
Speaker 4: idea of a hobbit is such a terrible life because
Speaker 4: like a dog, a regular dog.
Speaker 1: Is a predator to you, a burd.
Speaker 3: They're living a bugs life.
Speaker 1: It's not not brds, not birds, but like an pick
Speaker 1: up an eagle, like a large bird of break. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I think a pigeon with a mean face, a pigeon.
Speaker 1: A pigeon could hurt one like like we wouldn't get
Speaker 1: hurt by pigeon, but get out of here. But a
Speaker 1: pigeon could severely injure one of them, and they'd be like, damn,
Speaker 1: I had to fight a pigeon for fight a pigeon
Speaker 1: that was really tough.
Speaker 3: I had to fight this pigeon for like a can
Speaker 3: of spam.
Speaker 1: A pitbull to a hobbit is a fucking said. That's
Speaker 1: like having a gladiator lion. You're done. I mean a
Speaker 1: pitople to just the normal person is pretty much like
Speaker 1: fighting a lion. Yeah, I know a person sucks.
Speaker 4: I could killed out. I'd be really sad.
Speaker 1: I don't think you could. I think you misunderstand how
Speaker 1: I haven't been by peoples before, not not full clinch,
Speaker 1: I haven't been. You know what, I think what happens
Speaker 1: like like animals that are around that size. I think
Speaker 1: what what makes them so dangerous is that people are
Speaker 1: so unused to dealing with anything like that. So the
Speaker 1: frightened shock of dealing with that. But if you were like, say,
Speaker 1: I can fight like I'm not afraid to fin I think.
Speaker 4: I think Michael Michael would put the dogs and the
Speaker 4: thing with me when I would win.
Speaker 1: Michael cheer after killing a dog. Is that's how I think.
Speaker 1: That's how he got exposed, because he was just doing
Speaker 1: normal dog fighting and then he got bored.
Speaker 4: He's like, you know, it was a misstatement.
Speaker 1: He jumped in versus three dogs, and then the whisp
Speaker 1: first started happening. I started making it to other rings,
Speaker 1: and then an undercover cop heard he was running back.
Speaker 1: He would run real, he's the dog running breaking. He
Speaker 1: was throwing footballs at their faces and ship like like
Speaker 1: undercover cops at one of them, like you because in
Speaker 1: Pasadena or whatever, like, oh you're Michael Vicky. He killed
Speaker 1: three dogs in thirty seconds and the like, and they're like, wait,
Speaker 1: what do you mean? The quarterback for the Philadelphia Eagles,
Speaker 1: He's like, wait, wait, wait, wait what they all did it?
Speaker 4: Did they all die within thirty seconds? Or did like
Speaker 4: he finished a fight start and then thirty seconds later
Speaker 4: it was over? Yeah, thirty but that's what you said, Yeah,
Speaker 4: because that's insane. The other one is more possible because
Speaker 4: I did you hit one dog with a dog and
Speaker 4: then you slam another dog with another dog the thirty
Speaker 4: dead You know they all died in the thirty seconds.
Speaker 1: You use a dog? Yeah, classic Michael Vick slamming a
Speaker 1: pit both head into another bit bull's head and them
Speaker 1: both with each other. I can't believe. I can't believe
Speaker 1: that he left the fucking I don't know what was
Speaker 1: it the Yankees to do? Well? Yeah, he was you
Speaker 1: you start off in the Yankees playing football and then
Speaker 1: he uh, he was an insane yeah, yeah, then he
Speaker 1: went to the Atlanta Falcons to play hockey, and then
Speaker 1: and then he went to the UH and then he
Speaker 1: went to he went to the Philadelphia Eagles to do comment. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he was the highest pace and then he fought dogs
Speaker 1: and then when they and then he fought dogs. Actually
Speaker 1: he actually campaigned to have a pit bull as the
Speaker 1: Philadelphia Eagles mascot, but they were like you.
Speaker 2: See that video of like Michael Vick's like when like
Speaker 2: his actual footage of like the dog finding, you can
Speaker 2: see Faucy in the back.
Speaker 1: Fucking Fauci, fucking he's the one. He's He's got those
Speaker 1: opera like glass glass, the monicles, he said, the balcony,
Speaker 1: He's the balcony with monocle. I'm getting a little bod
Speaker 1: of these pit bulls. Throw a biggel down there. Get
Speaker 1: from the balcony. He throws in a f four week
Speaker 1: old Labrador favor. Let's up the anties and then he
Speaker 1: like starts injecting him with the evil vaccines, the poison vaccines,
Speaker 1: tam I regard. It takes four of them and then
Speaker 1: it turned into a super beast.
Speaker 3: Does he sound doesn't?
Speaker 1: I don't remember how it sounds I'm fucking Anthony Fauci
Speaker 1: over he over there, over here, over there from I
Speaker 1: have actually no idea where he's from. He sounds like
Speaker 1: he sounds like a regular. He sounds like me, like
Speaker 1: a regular dialect, straight American dialect, No no flavor at all.
Speaker 1: Fuck it. Like whenever you hear I'm talking, he's just like.
Speaker 1: I've only heard him talk. To be honest, i only
Speaker 1: heard him in an annoying tone because like when the
Speaker 1: whole wave of everything happened and everyone started blaming everything
Speaker 1: on him, he was just annoyed. Always would talk. Is like,
Speaker 1: fuck this sucks. CoV your fall. They lynched Mussolini's lifeless
Speaker 1: body at a Texaco, wrote in Texico. He wrote it,
Speaker 1: and he says, hey, good ones. Nice.
Speaker 2: I recently watched Smiling Friends with my homies for the
Speaker 2: first time, and I gotta say I'm glad they all
Speaker 2: liked it because it's very much your guys' sphere of
Speaker 2: comedy or humor, he said.
Speaker 3: But I've got to say it's really frustrated.
Speaker 2: This is the exact type of humor I've been trying
Speaker 2: to pedal to them for years, and now they all
Speaker 2: like it. Reminds me of how a lot of gatekeepers
Speaker 2: feel about anime. What is an obscure unrecognized in it?
Speaker 2: Or what is an obscure or unrecognized in its time?
Speaker 2: Piece of media, video game, TV, music, et cetera. Have
Speaker 2: you liked before it was cool and then been frustrated
Speaker 2: when the masses start discovering it.
Speaker 4: Comic books a number one, Comic books and mass media.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's fair. I suppose a number one. That's my
Speaker 1: friends grew up with comics, so we were cool in
Speaker 1: that aspect.
Speaker 4: Just because of the friends. My friends have always liked
Speaker 4: comics like Joe Jalen So who were like the So
Speaker 4: do you.
Speaker 1: Mean like say just like outside like okay, so I.
Speaker 4: Think I think obviously spider Man, Batman, Superman have always
Speaker 4: been popular, you know. But the idea of the amount
Speaker 4: of people that like comics now opposed to like right, absolutely,
Speaker 4: it's just like, dude, come on and they're so, and
Speaker 4: then they like they like only movie versions of comics
Speaker 4: comic characters, which really frustrating.
Speaker 1: You never actually read I've never read the movie version
Speaker 1: of the versus. I know what you're saying. I know
Speaker 1: what you're saying. I've never anomalization of Spider Man two.
Speaker 1: I think that I actually like quite a bit. That
Speaker 1: is actually a good fucking comic. That's why I like that.
Speaker 1: To me, for some reason, I was picturing more of
Speaker 1: like the the Marvel Cinematic universe, and like I would
Speaker 1: actually read a Sam Raimi Spider Man comic book. I
Speaker 1: would know why. It's because you know, it's a character.
Speaker 1: He knows how to write Spider Man. Yeah, I would read.
Speaker 1: I would read that. I was thinking more of like
Speaker 1: I was looking. I was thinking of like I'm looking
Speaker 1: at Chris Helmsworth and like, oh, here's Chris Harold's I'm
Speaker 1: not fucking reading that.
Speaker 4: This bothers me so much because I feel like they're
Speaker 4: they're never gonna be done right in films because of
Speaker 4: the fact that films have to be part of a universe.
Speaker 4: Even though Marvel and DC are part of universe, they're
Speaker 4: all their own independent things. Yeah that all like times
Speaker 4: they coincide and they crossed and that makes it cool.
Speaker 4: Like when Spider Man sees Wolverine, it's a cool thing.
Speaker 4: You're like, oh, yeah, I'll say that. Interacting to the
Speaker 4: post of them all being like same kind of comedy
Speaker 4: and stuff like that, and it's like, I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't like this, Yeah, yeah, but I don't know. Man.
Speaker 4: Also, anime anime is weird because I like anime much
Speaker 4: more when I was younger, but now I think anime
Speaker 4: is cringe as fun now is insane. But I think
Speaker 4: that's because younger people found it. And when people find
Speaker 4: things when they're young, it makes of their whole personality
Speaker 4: and then they become weird.
Speaker 1: It's just that I feel like the most popular anime
Speaker 1: is like kind of cringe, if you know what I mean, Like, say,
Speaker 1: me growing up and this is like this is just
Speaker 1: me I'm speaking for That era is different, you're going
Speaker 1: to well, but there was always like some weird chibi
Speaker 1: ship with like those what is it called the hero Kid?
Speaker 1: What is it called again? Is it cho? Is that it? Yeah? Yeah,
Speaker 1: like that ship is always like, say, I watched the
Speaker 1: Tenchi Muo which is that to a te which I
Speaker 1: thought it was cool. I thought it was fun as a.
Speaker 4: Kid, the series where the dude had all the bitches
Speaker 4: that loved them. That's a harem, that's what were called.
Speaker 1: That's what it's called. Yeah, So I was that show was.
Speaker 4: So fucking funny because this guy was so mid as
Speaker 4: fun and had so.
Speaker 1: Many bitch I was is that he wasn't getting he
Speaker 1: wasn't fucking them. It like the Demon Cat Chick like
Speaker 1: wanted to fuck him so bad and he just wouldn't
Speaker 1: do it. He liked a Princess Yuki in that sit
Speaker 1: and I'm like, and Princess Yuki's too regal to to
Speaker 1: fuck him, but literally everyone else in the house wants
Speaker 1: to his ass and he won't even do it. And
Speaker 1: I was like this, it was still fun show. I
Speaker 1: still love the show because anyway, But like a lot
Speaker 1: of the ones, and so I was like, Okay. There
Speaker 1: was some movies like Akira Ninja Scroll, I loved them,
Speaker 1: just Fists of the North Star. These were things. And
Speaker 1: then the series Guyver, these were very serious tones. Uh
Speaker 1: fucking the Gundam series. They're a very serious tone e
Speaker 1: anime was very serious. But see that's what I loved.
Speaker 1: And then like so the one the exception like say
Speaker 1: Full Metal Alchemist Brotherhood had it was half and half
Speaker 1: a lot of chi be cringe within it, but overall
Speaker 1: the tone was serious. And then I feel like anime
Speaker 1: largely the most popular ones started going more towards like
Speaker 1: the more chiby cringey shit. And that's where I kind
Speaker 1: of fell off, because it's like, I'm like, look at
Speaker 1: you guys, enjoy it. You guys enjoy your my hero
Speaker 1: Academia or whatever. The fuck. I just I'm just not
Speaker 1: really into it overall.
Speaker 4: That's what happened as a nage or everything everything co
Speaker 4: excuse me, it goes towards with them masses would be
Speaker 4: you know, obviously you are gonna like that stuff, Like
Speaker 4: I fucking I like my one of my favorite toes
Speaker 4: judicial Kaisen Right.
Speaker 1: I love that I've heard of it. I love that.
Speaker 4: I think it's really good.
Speaker 1: I've heard it's really popular. I don't know anything about it.
Speaker 4: The thing is, but for me, like things like One Piece, right,
Speaker 4: I think One Piece is so popular only because of
Speaker 4: the name of what it is. Yeah, I don't think.
Speaker 4: I don't think it's a bad show. I don't think
Speaker 4: it's a bad show. But I think genuinely, if any
Speaker 4: other series drawn out at storytelling the way one Piece,
Speaker 4: that people wouldn't like it. I think people like One
Speaker 4: Piece because of it being one Piece, like the people
Speaker 4: that have been a part of it, like me, I
Speaker 4: really love it because they've been a part of song.
Speaker 4: For me, I'm kind of almost over it because I
Speaker 4: feel like I'm not getting paid off enough. What's happening?
Speaker 4: Like I still read it, and I'm just like, dude,
Speaker 4: what the Like, I don't need a chapter. That's nothing.
Speaker 4: The press is not moving forward anymore. It's been over
Speaker 4: eleven hundred chapters. Yeah, get to the point.
Speaker 1: I don't care about exhibition anymore. Like, get to the
Speaker 1: end of the Yeah, I don't That's where I'm at
Speaker 1: right now. Yeah, Like they're just drawing it out for
Speaker 1: the sake of having content. I guess. I just don't know.
Speaker 4: I don't know what Oda's I don't know what he's
Speaker 4: got in his pocket, where he's trying to do. But
Speaker 4: for me, I'm just like, dude, I don't care. Yeah,
Speaker 4: I kind of care about you fighting these elders. Get
Speaker 4: to the one piece shit is what does Dragon do?
Speaker 4: What a revolue jar are gonna do? Where's black Beard at?
Speaker 4: That's what I care about. I don't give a fuck
Speaker 4: about any of the other stuff anymore.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know everything you're saying. I know, I'm like,
Speaker 1: what the sounds nothing of it? I don't know what
Speaker 1: the thing was crazy that that part, the parts that
Speaker 1: I'm talking about, that shit got all revealed seventeen years ago,
Speaker 1: and they've been doing exition to fill out the world,
Speaker 1: but it hasn't pushed the story forward. Really yeah, only
Speaker 1: very slightly. Things have happened, and I'm dude, it's just crazy.
Speaker 1: I don't know, like I know, I've been even a patron.
Speaker 1: One of the twenty five dollars patrons were like, hey,
Speaker 1: you gotta go watch it or something. I still at
Speaker 1: a certain point, at a certain point, I just look,
Speaker 1: I watch a video about it. I have to at
Speaker 1: least give it, like so because I did the same
Speaker 1: thing for uh uh now rudo, I I did the
Speaker 1: same thing or I was like, I'll give it a shot.
Speaker 1: So I was watching like some of the best scenes
Speaker 1: from it, and I was personally I was underwhelmed. I was.
Speaker 1: I was. I was kind of also underwhelmed with I
Speaker 1: feel like a lot of people like the the style
Speaker 1: of the fighting. I feel like it's just massive cutting
Speaker 1: corners because it's so many fucking the frames are so low.
Speaker 1: I'm so used to sweatshops working to the bone and
Speaker 1: like them being very detailed fights, and when I'm watching
Speaker 1: their fights, I'm like, I can their limbs are disappearing,
Speaker 1: and I don't I don't know if it's like the
Speaker 1: type of like, oh, they're so fast or something. To me,
Speaker 1: I'm like, this is fucking lazy. This is uh but people,
Speaker 1: it's it's I'm watching my old ship versus this, and
Speaker 1: I to me, it just seems like I've seen a
Speaker 1: lot of new anime where it's like they just throw
Speaker 1: after effects on top of on top of like a
Speaker 1: fight scene. You can't tell what the fuck is going on,
Speaker 1: what's going on, Like it's just like a bunch of
Speaker 1: flashing and just like yeah, even some of the Dragon
Speaker 1: Ball stuff, like lately it has been kind of like that.
Speaker 1: Like even in the movies that I like, like broy like,
Speaker 1: there's certain point where like this is kind of like
Speaker 1: over animated in some way where it's like I don't
Speaker 1: even know what the fuck's going on anymore. Job with Animal.
Speaker 2: I don't think Broley by itself is a problem. I
Speaker 2: think there's a style that Broley is doing, and then
Speaker 2: it has been extrapolated beyond that to the point where
Speaker 2: it's I saw one where I saw one thing on
Speaker 2: Twitter that like I couldn't even I'll see if I
Speaker 2: can find it, but it's like you can't see what
Speaker 2: the fuck is going on? Yeah, Like it's it's just
Speaker 2: information overload.
Speaker 1: It's like color color, color, flash, flash, after effects assets
Speaker 1: literally on top of it, and you're like, does a
Speaker 1: really good job at it? I think.
Speaker 4: One Piece is not the best of choreography with their stuff.
Speaker 4: I think early Naruto and then a few of the
Speaker 4: fights at the end are a very good job at
Speaker 4: like choreography.
Speaker 1: Okay, do me a favor if you remember, like send
Speaker 1: me something that because like I watched I know, I
Speaker 1: watched Nauruto versus like shin Skate waist my name is
Speaker 1: shins Skate sorry, sake. I was thinking of shinsk Nakamoro sorry,
Speaker 1: and I was me, I was unimpressed because I was like,
Speaker 1: it's just what it looks like to me? Is this
Speaker 1: is really impresses the people that are completely fine with
Speaker 1: like eight frames or some shit like where me, I'm like,
Speaker 1: I'm kind of with that. I feel like it's missing
Speaker 1: way too much. That's what Slovenia's like a lot of
Speaker 1: Castlemania is kind of like at that, Like I wouldn't
Speaker 1: say it's that, I wouldn't say eight frames. It's pretty
Speaker 1: low frames though it lower frame. It's lower to like
Speaker 1: the last five Alo cart and Drought and freaking drive.
Speaker 1: They did that on purpose and make it a very
Speaker 1: good it's lower.
Speaker 3: If it's if it's choreographed, I like it.
Speaker 1: It's enough for me.
Speaker 3: There's to me.
Speaker 1: I have my I guess I have my limits. Where
Speaker 1: it's like when I start when limbs essentially start disappearing
Speaker 1: because of how the lack of like frames there are,
Speaker 1: I start getting a little like, what do you mean disappearing? Well,
Speaker 1: because since they're kind of getting from point A to
Speaker 1: point B, and with so many frames that they're you
Speaker 1: you lose track of it in between because it's not there,
Speaker 1: like so basically they're disappearing because there's so little frames
Speaker 1: in between that it's an extremely noticeable like it's it's
Speaker 1: not to the point where the old NBA two K
Speaker 1: games you would shoot a three and your coach would.
Speaker 4: Be like, oh, and then if you miss it, it's
Speaker 4: just instant.
Speaker 1: It's awesome. So it's like it's not that bad. Obviously,
Speaker 1: it gets to a point where I'm like, all right,
Speaker 1: this is a little yeah, yeah, I mean whatever, somebody,
Speaker 1: I mean, look, agree with me. I'm totally fine with
Speaker 1: it because I'm not. I'm not trying to say, oh,
Speaker 1: this ship sucks. I'm like, oh, speaking of speaking of anime. Yeah,
Speaker 1: last one from the t Rex Offender. Uh yeah, t
Speaker 1: Rex Offender, he says sub commanding officers of the Goon Platoon.
Speaker 2: My question is a My question is a quick one.
Speaker 2: Who are your Dragon ball Z live action fan cast things?
Speaker 2: I feel like James Charles would make for us for
Speaker 2: a solid freezer, I already do. We said James Charles like,
Speaker 2: it's gotta be freezer, being simultaneously kind of evil, a
Speaker 2: bit scary to look at, and having the same high
Speaker 2: pitched type of voice.
Speaker 1: Love this show. James Charles is a great freezer. Think
Speaker 1: Kevin hard be a really good fucking vegeta. I know
Speaker 1: that's already been done, but I love the idea. Kevin Hardy,
Speaker 1: It's already like he gave me the chills in a
Speaker 1: bad way. Who would be like that would be a
Speaker 1: good NAPA. I think Nap would be a good Jesse
Speaker 1: the Rock is a good one. Everybody so the agent
Speaker 1: hur everyone h like he sounds like he could do Napa.
Speaker 1: I don't think so, but okay, he's I really don't
Speaker 1: think so at all. When he was like in the Predator.
Speaker 1: When he was in Predator, I feel like he could
Speaker 1: have at least filled out his body. But that's it.
Speaker 3: Then he doesn't do it voice there's like stout.
Speaker 1: Ower level in Minnesota that can't be possible. Would be Goku?
Speaker 1: Who would be? Would be a good Goku? I'm Napa
Speaker 1: conspiracy theory.
Speaker 4: You watch that show Joe Rogan as Napa. No, you
Speaker 4: know jorgan is krilling?
Speaker 1: What do you mean?
Speaker 4: Who would be Piccolo? Would be Shack Piccolo?
Speaker 1: To find you have to find an alien act Piccolo.
Speaker 1: You have to find an alien Goku. I'm taking go on,
Speaker 1: go home. We're going to We're gonna go to the desert.
Speaker 1: You're gonna find a dinosaur. I'm gonna blow up the moon.
Speaker 1: Go on, punch that rock and make it. I gotta
Speaker 1: blow up the moon because you' getting a little crazy
Speaker 1: out there. It's gonna be going that's discussion. You're just
Speaker 1: rattling ship off the top of your head, even you're
Speaker 1: not even taking a moment to thing. It's not even
Speaker 1: going to like this spider my brand. Hey, Shack, is
Speaker 1: Piccolo be funny? Look it is funny. But okay, why
Speaker 1: would he Why should he not be Piolo?
Speaker 4: Give me your end reason why he should?
Speaker 1: Like Piloa's not big enough? Pick is huge, is not
Speaker 1: the same, He's not the same. He's not that white
Speaker 1: blow is not that why? But he's big. He's also
Speaker 1: he doesn't sound retarded. That's a big thing, you mean.
Speaker 1: Jack Shack's words are very eloquent. His he's speaking speaks
Speaker 1: kind of dumb. But his speech speech pattern is a
Speaker 1: little weird. But uh, the flight sounds like that.
Speaker 3: We're gonna grab this cloud real quick.
Speaker 4: Special, go on, go punch that dinosaurgan.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I want to play baseball?
Speaker 2: Does play baseball? There's there's a filler episode of They're
Speaker 2: all playing baseball and.
Speaker 1: To get the dragon balls to wish Kobe back.
Speaker 2: We got so, I think, I don't know, man, James
Speaker 2: Charles's freeze is pretty perfect.
Speaker 4: I like that.
Speaker 1: I don't think any anyone else is as perfect as
Speaker 1: you can get that. We gotta do Goku. Who's gonna
Speaker 1: be Goku? Goku?
Speaker 3: Uh oh, justin Chatwin, I'm gonna show yo, what are
Speaker 3: we doing?
Speaker 1: I don't Justin Chatwin would make a great Goku. Look
Speaker 1: the problem with you know who Justin Chatwin is. I'm trying, right, So, sir,
Speaker 1: Justin Chatwin is the guy who played Goku and Dragon
Speaker 1: Ball Evolution, Because okay, that's what I was like. I
Speaker 1: was like, the name, I was trying to put it
Speaker 1: the just I was trying to put a face to
Speaker 1: the name, and I was like, who sounds like it
Speaker 1: was direct. I don't think anyone looks ambiguously white and
Speaker 1: Asian enough to be Goku. That's the thing I don't.
Speaker 1: That's the problem.
Speaker 2: That's the thing about that's awkward about a lot of
Speaker 2: anime adaptations is that they're all Asian, but they're clearly
Speaker 2: not drawn that way.
Speaker 1: But like, yeah, like you you can't are the sayings
Speaker 1: supposed to look like because you know how, say, for example,
Speaker 1: since Goku fits into there in Japan, right, they technically
Speaker 1: like chi Chi and stuff. I thought Goku was in Philadelphia, so.
Speaker 4: They're technically I think technically they're.
Speaker 1: They Yeah, even like say like with the they live
Speaker 1: and they live in North City or whatever. I think
Speaker 1: chi Chi was from the Asian area, but there they
Speaker 1: live in like well, there's also no, that's it's not
Speaker 1: Earth really, it's it's the American because Bama's all white person. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but I thought she was like the daughter of a
Speaker 1: colonizer or something. I don't know.
Speaker 4: There's also dog people.
Speaker 1: There is dog people. That race is so I just
Speaker 1: assume because I think, because I think, I think they
Speaker 1: deal in YENNI if I remember and Yen Zenny zeny Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's Jenny. Yeah, it is Enny. I remember that from
Speaker 1: the from the Games, you would say you, oh fuck,
Speaker 1: which is literally just dragon ball z money any money,
Speaker 1: it's literally Zenny. Never mind Jesus what I thought. There
Speaker 1: was something that to me connected Japan. I probably just made.
Speaker 1: I mean the fact that it's an anime.
Speaker 4: Yeah, there's that, and then Rill is very much so
Speaker 4: little Chinese, little Chinese to bend the thing.
Speaker 1: And then there's like, I'm just Japanese obviously, and he
Speaker 1: plays baseball because that's Japanese played baseball. I think.
Speaker 2: Also, look, I don't think they thought much is definitely
Speaker 2: about the world that they set up.
Speaker 4: I agree, because who was a wood boy. He's in
Speaker 4: the woods.
Speaker 1: He's just stupid more and that some how I think
Speaker 1: he got sexually assaulted by chi chi and has a
Speaker 1: kid because he clearly doesn't know how to fuck.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I think Goku fucked Bam at least one. I
Speaker 4: think no one Wan would talk about that. I think he.
Speaker 1: I feel like we all dot that until canonically he
Speaker 1: doesn't even know what kissing is.
Speaker 4: Tail you don't kiss.
Speaker 1: He just they just they just they just I like that.
Speaker 1: I think that's actually fire.
Speaker 4: I think it's actually more appropriate.
Speaker 1: It's like ever since I heard, you know, in the
Speaker 1: club where he was like when he says like imanta
Speaker 1: having sex sign in and making love, that was like
Speaker 1: my eyes were like, I was, God, they're different. I
Speaker 1: was like, oh, I don't want to ever make love ever.
Speaker 1: I just want to like put the peep in. No
Speaker 1: eye contact, no kissing, it's amazing eye contact. Yeah, it's
Speaker 1: crawl doggy. If she turns around, you hit her hard.
Speaker 1: Turns so Goku, oh you hit it again. Oh this
Speaker 1: inward o, this n word amenda having butt sex signed
Speaker 1: into making love. So I don't know if there's any
Speaker 1: I don't know if you you really got it with
Speaker 1: James Charles Man. Yeah great, I don't know which. Yeah
Speaker 1: the rock is nap. But just because I nap. He's
Speaker 1: gonna ruin the movie though, or whatever series, whatever it's
Speaker 1: gonna be, is gonna ruin it like he did. Uh
Speaker 1: he ruined.
Speaker 4: Uh, Vegeta should be, but he's still gotta.
Speaker 1: Be Vegeta should be. The guy who played Tiny Wolverine
Speaker 1: in Oh My God that. By the way, did you.
Speaker 2: See that actor? Actually no, they kind of didn't even
Speaker 2: really need to do anything to his face.
Speaker 3: I don't know why.
Speaker 2: They're like, he looked enough like him to the point
Speaker 2: where it's like, why shouldn't a different version, you know
Speaker 2: what I mean? Like it was kind of weird that
Speaker 2: they keep doing this, by the way, they keep They
Speaker 2: did that with like Luke Skywalker and one of the
Speaker 2: Star Wars shows, where like they had a young guy
Speaker 2: play like a young Luke Skywalker and his face is
Speaker 2: fucking uncanny, Like it looks the actual actor's face looks
Speaker 2: more like how I remember Mark Hamill looking in the
Speaker 2: original movies than Mark Hamill's face.
Speaker 1: On top of it, Okay, like it's wild. So they
Speaker 1: just made a for no reason. They just made an
Speaker 1: awkward looking face for no reason, didn't have to do.
Speaker 1: They gonna stop doing that, man, I don't think Mark
Speaker 1: Hamill even cared. He was like, yeah, just I don't
Speaker 1: nobody I think Solo look Solo is not a good movie,
Speaker 1: but so I think had the right approach. It's like
Speaker 1: cast a different actor. That's how it was normal to
Speaker 1: do that. That is how it used to be. It
Speaker 1: was literally just cast someone that looks relatively similar to them. Dude.
Speaker 2: People didn't even care when they when they didn't look
Speaker 2: at all. People didn't give a ship that. James McAvoy
Speaker 2: is clearly not Patrick Stewart.
Speaker 1: You know, like the under no circumstance, Yeah, would that
Speaker 1: person become that other person? Yeah, it's not even closer.
Speaker 1: They shaved his head and that's it. Skywalker is so
Speaker 1: heavily attached to.
Speaker 2: Mark camp Well, dude, fucking you're telling me you and
Speaker 2: McGregor turns into Allegannis.
Speaker 3: Look in five days, it's not possible.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I understand, But what happened is that the characters
Speaker 4: are really like Obviously, Hugh McGregor.
Speaker 1: Is very just being dumb to what you call it.
Speaker 1: So to me, he looks like nothing. He's just white
Speaker 1: guy with you.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I know it now because I've watched those movies
Speaker 4: so many times. But that's about it, because there's so
Speaker 4: much media of him being that form of Ewan McGregor.
Speaker 1: You know, like the Star Wars. But if I get it,
Speaker 1: everybody looks like you and McGregor, though they should just
Speaker 1: look like grow his beard out as he sounds like
Speaker 1: the gay ground. What does he say? What does he sound?
Speaker 1: Tyler to become a black person, eventually you're gonna have
Speaker 1: a black smooth voice if you like him. Just to
Speaker 1: the Republic to them off, don't make me here here,
Speaker 1: you're gonna let's get join you know the voice over.
Speaker 4: Thing of what Seth Green and a guy that plays
Speaker 4: Pinky doing that monologue together? Oh yeah, it's crazy, dude.
Speaker 2: It's like Seth Green and uh Rob Paulson, I think
Speaker 2: is the voice actor who does Pinky from Pink A
Speaker 2: bunch of other characters.
Speaker 1: But they did like that that that.
Speaker 2: That scene they read that scene as Pinky and who
Speaker 2: and Chris from Family Guy? Oh okay, Chris Christ from
Speaker 2: Family Guy's got such a funny voice, Like it really
Speaker 2: is a good voice.
Speaker 1: It sounds like.
Speaker 4: I think, actually, yeah, it's not it.
Speaker 1: Only he can do that the old one used to
Speaker 1: be just like he's just sounded like a dope. If
Speaker 1: you remember him, He's like you dude, yeah, dramatic.
Speaker 7: Static, dramatic pause.
Speaker 1: Just it's so good, like it is like it's fitting it.
Speaker 1: You know, my enemy.
Speaker 2: He's kind of doing it a little better than than
Speaker 2: Anagan did. To be honest with you, Oh, he's gonna
Speaker 2: get a lot better. It's kind of jar it's a
Speaker 2: lot better.
Speaker 1: I was like, that's that fits more than you're my
Speaker 1: enemy than you are my enemy. Like his it's good.
Speaker 1: It's so stumbling like he I feel like his words
Speaker 1: are falling over the others.
Speaker 2: Actually I think it's bad. I think it's like it's
Speaker 2: like he's a kid, I guess, or like a young adult.
Speaker 2: So it's kind of like fitting, like it makes sense
Speaker 2: in some way, but like it like that's pretty good,
Speaker 2: like Chris doing Chris forher family.
Speaker 3: It's pretty.
Speaker 1: I think Hayden sounds perfectly fine an interaction. I think
Speaker 1: I think he sounds like someone that's going going crazy.
Speaker 1: It doesn't sound it doesn't sound as cool as I
Speaker 1: guess you would want to. You know what it is,
Speaker 1: it's too.
Speaker 2: It's considering the rest of that movie is so spectacle
Speaker 2: and so like it's just like what is going to
Speaker 2: be the coolest yo to flip, you know, like it's
Speaker 2: it's all about like what is cool for him to
Speaker 2: deliver that in like a way that is realistic exactly.
Speaker 2: It's jarring because it doesn't match like over the top
Speaker 2: it should be more drum, dramatic stole. I think it's
Speaker 2: a good delivery. I just think it's the wrong delivery
Speaker 2: for what.
Speaker 1: The minima in general, because when you think about the
Speaker 1: vast majority of lines I've ever been delivered in history,
Speaker 1: they they don't speak like real people, even with like
Speaker 1: that's why such a good they talk like people And
Speaker 1: well no, no, no they don't.
Speaker 4: That's great, No, never.
Speaker 1: Mind the reason why I see like he's he's been
Speaker 1: tricked people people who talk normal. They stutter all the time,
Speaker 1: they have ums, and as I understand, they they think
Speaker 1: they look around.
Speaker 4: No, it is completely I think. I think the words
Speaker 4: and phrases they use, they don't stag that their words
Speaker 4: are more sharp and point.
Speaker 1: They're not. It's just like cinema. It's not cons fucking talking.
Speaker 1: It is lines perfected and sharply directed. People aren't wandering
Speaker 1: around looking like idiots. I remember all polished. I remember why.
Speaker 2: That's one of the reasons why I think early Family
Speaker 2: Guys stood out to me as a kid, because I
Speaker 2: remember being even Invader Zim actually had some of this too,
Speaker 2: where Like it was the first time I would see
Speaker 2: a cartoon and like characters would like stutter or they
Speaker 2: would have those like conversations like that scene in Family Guy, Like, look,
Speaker 2: Family gets a lot of shit for a lot of
Speaker 2: good reasons. But like there's scenes from that show that
Speaker 2: are the scene of him and what is it Peter
Speaker 2: and mister Peter schmanth robbing the train and it's empty,
Speaker 2: and he's they get into that altercation with the guy
Speaker 2: and he's like, can I take the Can I take
Speaker 2: your whole punch?
Speaker 1: It's like, yeah, it actually comes out of my paycheck
Speaker 1: if you take it.
Speaker 2: It's like, oh well, and it's just like it's just
Speaker 2: this genuinely awkward, like stutter filled kind of conversation.
Speaker 3: You're like, oh, that's weird that they would animate this.
Speaker 2: Yeah, And there was a scene in Invader Zim too,
Speaker 2: whereas like he like he we're the one, We're the
Speaker 2: one where he pilots Mars where he finds out that
Speaker 2: Mars is like an ancient ship or whatever, and the
Speaker 2: hologram comes up. He's like, I, you know, I'm the
Speaker 2: last remaining people of my kind, and you know I'm
Speaker 2: in the instruction manual for this magnificent vessel.
Speaker 3: That you were not helming.
Speaker 1: And he goes like your people were instruction manuals. He goes, what, no, huh.
Speaker 3: And then it's just like this long cause.
Speaker 1: I love that seed.
Speaker 3: Anytime a cartoon stutters is great.
Speaker 4: Like I'm a sucker for it. We love smiling friends
Speaker 4: so much.
Speaker 1: Smiling friends early early Rick and Morty was like that
Speaker 1: as well. Right, It's it's exactly anytime I noticed it.
Speaker 1: Whenever I could tell somebody is uh when they're improving
Speaker 1: immediately in something where I'm like, oh, a real stutter
Speaker 1: a reel And a lot of times the directors will
Speaker 1: keep it in They're like, oh, that was great because
Speaker 1: I'm like, yeah, you humanize the fucking moment, and and
Speaker 1: it's uh. I always it always kind of annoys me
Speaker 1: just slightly when dialogue is two perfect because it's it's theater.
Speaker 1: I understand what is happening in theater. Back in the day, Thesbians,
Speaker 1: they would get all been if you if you missed
Speaker 1: your line.
Speaker 2: They would like get their ass who get their hangnails
Speaker 2: ripped around their entire bodies?
Speaker 1: They would they would be they be, and then the
Speaker 1: queen we like, all right, rapel definitely line rapon and
Speaker 1: then all the lines would come out a huge bat
Speaker 1: shirts co. But you just holding it back face inhale it.
Speaker 1: You're like, I'm getting this.
Speaker 3: I just I love whatever whenever.
Speaker 2: I just there's something about that especially I like it,
Speaker 2: especially when it's like unexpected, Like there there are certain
Speaker 2: shows where it's like they kind of like the whole
Speaker 2: point is that yeah, yeah, yeah, But I remember there
Speaker 2: was like this, I can't I wish I could remember
Speaker 2: the specific. There was a scene from Sigevill that I
Speaker 2: saw the other day that I never noticed before because
Speaker 2: I watched Steinfeld so in the background that I don't
Speaker 2: pay attention.
Speaker 1: I was paying attention this one time. He's talking about
Speaker 1: how he's gonna go on a date with a Romanian woman.
Speaker 1: But he's like, I don't know what to talk about,
Speaker 1: Like what am I going to talk about? New Kramer's
Speaker 1: like there's all sorts of things. It's like what we're
Speaker 1: gonna talk to her about?
Speaker 2: Cow ch Sku, which I guess was like the leader
Speaker 2: at the time, but you could tell Kramer doesn't know that.
Speaker 1: She's like kept what.
Speaker 2: And it's just like silent because it's just like a
Speaker 2: genuine like I wouldn't know what that because that's where
Speaker 2: I remember feeling.
Speaker 3: It's like, I don't know what the fun howes was
Speaker 3: the fun is that?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Totally.
Speaker 1: I love that ship.
Speaker 4: I think one's where characters, uh just get stressed out.
Speaker 4: You can hear like actual fear in their voice. It's funny.
Speaker 1: Like you give an example like in Destiny when like
Speaker 1: you're when you're trying to save kid in the beginning.
Speaker 1: You first find him and he's like you're saying, you're
Speaker 1: not talking to me, I'm giving you instructions. Say something
Speaker 1: back to me. Yeah, And it's like, oh, that's pretty funny.
Speaker 1: The characters just like genuine panic is it's hard to do,
Speaker 1: I think, to do convincingly.
Speaker 4: It's got a panic.
Speaker 1: Get in a frantic state, Yeah, you gotta get you
Speaker 1: probably Celtic state. Usually if you get if you get annoyed,
Speaker 1: let somebody annoy you. I was watching behind the scenes.
Speaker 1: Roberts Roberts Niro is notorious for just not studying his
Speaker 1: lines a lot. Yeah, just like whatever. And I can't
Speaker 1: remember which actor it was, but someone like freaked out
Speaker 1: on stet set, like in a very candid like they
Speaker 1: cut and he like, will you fucking study your lines
Speaker 1: and your like it was a very like you could
Speaker 1: tell he was getting annoyed with him just kind of
Speaker 1: flubbing his ship, and then he couldn't take it anymore.
Speaker 1: It was a very like, oh man, you finally got
Speaker 1: it off your chest. That's like that Christian Bale tape
Speaker 1: from back in the day, that ship and I can
Speaker 1: only what don't you fucking understand?
Speaker 3: That lives in my I still think about it to
Speaker 3: this day.
Speaker 1: My favorite is the guy his explanation where you hear
Speaker 1: him all suddenly I was looking at the lights. He
Speaker 1: just says, like, all, very oh good. I just want
Speaker 1: to I want to see what he was doing. Like
Speaker 1: was he like, you know, like you life and your
Speaker 1: fucking the light.
Speaker 4: He's fucking like, imagine just imagine the movies that I
Speaker 4: works when I got fixed it. He takes film that
Speaker 4: ship seriously, dude, to the point he's damn near killed
Speaker 4: himself a few times more for a couple of times.
Speaker 4: What was that machinist?
Speaker 2: Machinist, yeah, you call it the other one, Humpty Dumpty
Speaker 2: where he became an egg?
Speaker 1: Oh lord, is that Christian bale? How can you make
Speaker 1: my body like an egg? I need to crack it
Speaker 1: open for the finale? He rolls in the set, Oh oh,
Speaker 1: Jesus Christ, and then he like doesn't crack very well,
Speaker 1: and he just goes bizarre.
Speaker 4: How can you fuck up?
Speaker 1: Come and seal me up? Ship? Go to the fucking cut?
Speaker 1: Did they ever? Did they ever crack in that story?
Speaker 1: Put them back together? No? Like, why is he an egg?
Speaker 1: It's just a humanoid egg? Is he? Though?
Speaker 3: Because it doesn't say it to me?
Speaker 1: For some reason, he terrified me, like he just a
Speaker 1: human egg thing creeping the fuck out? Of course it's upseting.
Speaker 4: And then I himTo a war and like dancing a
Speaker 4: little been What was.
Speaker 1: This whole thing? But the song never says it's like,
Speaker 1: it's never like Humpty Dumpty was an egg man?
Speaker 4: Like you assume he?
Speaker 1: How does it go? I don't even remember. I only
Speaker 1: sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall fall,
Speaker 1: and all the kings and all the king couldn't put
Speaker 1: him back together. Yeah, but my whole ye're right. They
Speaker 1: don't say anything about eggs. But also who is he
Speaker 1: to the why would the king? Yeah? And horses, Yeah,
Speaker 1: the horses do I don't understand this fucking thing at all.
Speaker 1: I look up. Do you think it was like you
Speaker 1: so I can do the cameras? Do you think it
Speaker 1: was like the town drunk, like just singing. He's the
Speaker 1: jovial town drunk that everybody, like, everybody didn't like, but
Speaker 1: they they knew they would have a less interesting time
Speaker 1: without him. It's like a lovable little scamp. Oh ship,
Speaker 1: Oh no Christian real name? Oh no Christians? That the
Speaker 1: real Humpty Dumpty is Richard the third of England. But
Speaker 1: I would suggest the rhyme describes the siege engine or
Speaker 1: cannon from the English Civil War. So the idea is that, like,
Speaker 1: I guess one of the siege cannons broken. It couldn't
Speaker 1: put it back together.
Speaker 3: But oh, like the like the like the cannon named
Speaker 3: Humpty Dumpty.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's weird. Was it like what was it like
Speaker 1: an actual catapult that was sitting on the edges of
Speaker 1: the wall, you know, each can I think that's the
Speaker 1: sling the siege cannon. Well, no, because because you see
Speaker 1: the trebischazer on the ground, you see each engine or
Speaker 1: a cannon. Yeah, so like the canon or the cannons.
Speaker 1: You could put those at the edge of the wall
Speaker 1: because you put cannons on the edge of the wall easily.
Speaker 1: Some historian could. Uh yeah, they're just like they're just
Speaker 1: wall mounted cannon. So was it just a stupid some
Speaker 1: referred to an overweight drug who fell off a wall.
Speaker 1: I mean not, but again, who would he be for
Speaker 1: the king to give a solitary funk abottom? Yeah right,
Speaker 1: it actually it makes sense that like you probably had,
Speaker 1: you know, the like a very stingy king that's like,
Speaker 1: don't waste any artillery. It fell exploded, Like put it
Speaker 1: fucking back together. We're all being hanged. Whet the rape
Speaker 1: lines in the background, just like, look, I will bring
Speaker 1: Degie and his rape lines. It's crazy crazy, He's this
Speaker 1: layer with his chloroform and his brag. He's chained, He's
Speaker 1: like he gets unleashed. He's always on a chain. Right,
Speaker 1: Christian Bale transforming his body to the point where he
Speaker 1: is basically an egg. And that's the context of that audio.
Speaker 1: Of him freaking the bug out. Don't you fucking older?
Speaker 1: He cracked before the third act and that's what really
Speaker 1: upset him. I'm supposed to crack, got the end. You
Speaker 1: cracked me, cocked me. Don't you want me to kick
Speaker 1: your fucking us He's British, right, Yes, that's why him
Speaker 1: and fucking Nolan were always having butt sex in England.
Speaker 1: King is fucking Rob Schneider's daughter, you know, yes, I
Speaker 1: brought that up. Are you doing this as a bit?
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know if band right in
Speaker 1: that band right, well, she's the the lead singer. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I was like, I couldn't tell. It's funny. Immediately she
Speaker 1: recently came out, was like, fuck my dad. I was
Speaker 1: gonna kill my dad. You wanna sick the rape lines
Speaker 1: on my dad if you guys don't stop me right now?
Speaker 1: But he killed my dad. No one would stop him.
Speaker 1: Who would stop him? Adam saying Adam Sandler would be
Speaker 1: like a suggestion, Hey, maybe shouldn't do they? Whoo? Who
Speaker 1: do you? I can't do it. I can't either. I
Speaker 1: just know he makes baby sounds. Back in the day,
Speaker 1: you would do like kit tv D bad Sandler I'm like,
Speaker 1: what are you doing?
Speaker 4: I don't know. I think he's made pretty good movies,
Speaker 4: and everybody kind.
Speaker 1: Of I think he's made some good movies, for sure.
Speaker 1: I think some of his old classic of them, some
Speaker 1: of them a lot of classics from the nineties.
Speaker 4: I thought Click was actually pretty good. I like I
Speaker 4: like Click.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I thought Click was pretty good, even though it
Speaker 1: starts with like a fart joke. I'm pretty sure it
Speaker 1: starts off. I remember. I just remember him farting in
Speaker 1: his boss's face when he has the and it was
Speaker 1: Matt Hasselhoff, right, isn't the right guy anyway? It doesn't matter.
Speaker 1: But yeah, I thought that was good. I thought it
Speaker 1: got super dramatic and actually sad at the end. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it ship funny people, That's what I was thinking of.
Speaker 1: I like them.
Speaker 4: Oh that movie was saw that one that made me sad.
Speaker 1: It was all right, It was a little it felt
Speaker 1: a little like it didn't It almost didn't feel like
Speaker 1: a It almost felt like just watching Sean want protect
Speaker 1: Rob Schneider just a little naked. I forgot that one was.
Speaker 1: I still don't understand what his motivation.
Speaker 2: I love that movie because I just don't understand how
Speaker 2: I got made. I like the fact that Quentin Tarantino
Speaker 2: is a blind preacher in that movie, and he's just
Speaker 2: like genuinely there.
Speaker 1: It's fun. But I just want to know what was
Speaker 1: his motivation for the character, like how he came up
Speaker 1: with it, because it just I don't see how do
Speaker 1: you come to that to be like, it's a weird
Speaker 1: it's a weird because the concept of a character. I
Speaker 1: feel like that movie would have worked without that.
Speaker 3: But if you don't, it only works because of it,
Speaker 3: you do. I don't think it was just Adam Sandling like, hang, guys,
Speaker 3: I'm the Sound.
Speaker 1: Of the Devil. Well he would. I feel like he
Speaker 1: would come up with a different concept that I was
Speaker 1: just like, why is the To me, it's my least
Speaker 1: favorite part of the movie.
Speaker 3: I love it just because I just don't.
Speaker 1: They fucking killed him. It's just so it's so egor
Speaker 1: like just like like pop Igor you like Popeyes? Oh
Speaker 1: he didn't like Popeyes for whatever reason. That means good.
Speaker 3: I like the idea of just like that person, like
Speaker 3: having to be taken seriously.
Speaker 1: I think there was some type of money thing. That's
Speaker 1: all he does. Did you see what he did in
Speaker 1: that Pixel movie. It's literally just a cash strap for
Speaker 1: him in his homies. So much product placement in it.
Speaker 3: Its like a ad.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's an ad. It's a giant out of the movie.
Speaker 1: There's some good documentaries on it. Like I never saw
Speaker 1: that movie. I didn't watch it. Yeah, who watched that movie?
Speaker 1: The one with like pac Man was in it? I think, so, yeah,
Speaker 1: who do you know watch that movie? Did you watch
Speaker 1: any of his Netflix special watched? I watched the one
Speaker 1: and I watched one of them. Oh yeah, Jojo watched
Speaker 1: like both of them. She really liked those movies, like
Speaker 1: the murder mystery movies. I think it was a recent
Speaker 1: right in the last couple of years's like the Pandemic,
Speaker 1: And I was like, might be heard pretty positive things
Speaker 1: about them too. I just couldn't bring myself to care.
Speaker 1: I don't care.
Speaker 3: I se cut gems either.
Speaker 1: I haven't seen that. I want to see Kevin Garnett, Like,
Speaker 1: I know he has a sex scene with the Madam Sandler. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: he has something with him.
Speaker 3: He sucks a gem the weekends in that movie. He's
Speaker 3: fucking a jagged rock.
Speaker 4: You know, he's fucking it though.
Speaker 1: Oh he's still he's still that every role is now.
Speaker 2: Fuck, it's kind of just Jennifer Coolidge. Really, Hey, it's me,
Speaker 2: uncut Jim.
Speaker 3: It's that's just the Jennifer Coolidge of president.
Speaker 1: Actually, yeah, it kind of does sound like that. You know,
Speaker 1: he's gay, author, he's gay, he's gay. I'm gonna kill
Speaker 1: the movie. I'm gonna eat he's annimated into the movie.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna kill Christian.
Speaker 1: Are you gay? Christian? Gay for me? Good for me? Christian?
Speaker 3: All right, let's fucking let's get a gay I've been saying,
Speaker 3: let's go for ages.
Speaker 1: Listen to me. Uncut Jim. I'm gonna read our twenty
Speaker 1: five dollars, twenty five dollars enough patrons, and then we're
Speaker 1: gonna get the fuck out of here. If you want
Speaker 1: to support to go over to patre. It's an amazing portal.
Speaker 1: Name cut this amazing uncut Jim. Uncut Jim, and you
Speaker 1: got a fucking nine inch uncut penis. I left the
Speaker 1: cut of your gym. Uncut, Jim Danks.
Speaker 3: I cut it myself or uncut it myself.
Speaker 1: I mean uncut it myself. I found my fack, I
Speaker 1: found my circumcision and a pile of circumcisions or do
Speaker 1: you know that one's yours? Uncut? Ud I chased it
Speaker 1: and I knew it was I lick all of him,
Speaker 1: and I knew that this one was my ship. This
Speaker 1: is it. That's amazing that that would be something that
Speaker 1: someone would say, that's amazing. It's like the I shouldn't
Speaker 1: say that. I was gonna say it was like a pile,
Speaker 1: you know, the the pile of shoes. Let's move on. Okay, okay, okay,
Speaker 1: I know what if there was what you're getting there,
Speaker 1: like a few Jordans, like, what if.
Speaker 2: You don't what if you went to the Holocaust Museum
Speaker 2: you saw the pile of shoes the hoo.
Speaker 3: And you found and you found Healey's.
Speaker 1: Like the you like modern day helies or this was
Speaker 1: the very recent he like like I bought them on
Speaker 1: adult Heally's like, they're like they're sold, they're old. They're
Speaker 1: clearly as old as they would be if they're in
Speaker 1: the useum. But they're clearly clearly I would. So there's
Speaker 1: only two logical explanations. Someone totally ripped off a Jewish
Speaker 1: person's idea, idea or some pieces ship in that fucking museum.
Speaker 1: Fucking lathered them. The time travel. Time travel, that's much
Speaker 1: more plausible. Yeah, yeah, it's much more plausible than some
Speaker 1: fucked up person. It's a glasshole gets stuck back in
Speaker 1: time during the imagine. Oh he was he went healing
Speaker 1: around as they grabbed. He's like, no, my time travel.
Speaker 1: That's what Hitler is now is YouTube. No, I'm not
Speaker 1: I swear to god, I'm not Jewish. I just hear visiting.
Speaker 1: There's an amazing accident. You have the actually so interesting
Speaker 1: shoot your hands there in pies in you go straight
Speaker 1: to walk. Definitely, we couldn't.
Speaker 2: If you can't out run nineteen forty nineteen forties Nazis
Speaker 2: and a pair of heelis, you deserve to bed.
Speaker 1: Do you do? You would zoom?
Speaker 3: Especially finding an incine, you can.
Speaker 4: Like run incline at a different game if you if
Speaker 4: you get one good incline.
Speaker 1: It's a different game. Yeah, I'm letting one good incline,
Speaker 1: one good incline, and you.
Speaker 4: Don't have machine guns and stuff like that.
Speaker 1: They're fucking chasing them with your tanks, and.
Speaker 2: Well that was the strategic actually, like that was actually
Speaker 2: the strategic benefit of Auschwitz was that they understood that
Speaker 2: Healey's were the you know, the the main method of transportation,
Speaker 2: and so they built Auschwitz at the bottom of an incline.
Speaker 3: So that nowhere could get away on Heely's.
Speaker 1: Actually Jewish person might be you know, a German person. Actually,
Speaker 1: probably it's one German person. It ain't the Japanese.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they don't and it ain't the Germans.
Speaker 1: Japanese back only until the year two thousand exclusively wore
Speaker 1: those wooden sandals. That's insane. They just they just refused
Speaker 1: to telling there you go, guy, that's too nondescript he
Speaker 1: or something.
Speaker 2: It was like, Roger, get the fuck out of here
Speaker 2: again again. I'm gonna read the names now for real.
Speaker 2: Broley backshotting, Sweeney Kingston, curb sopping a baby with links
Speaker 2: iron boot.
Speaker 1: It's just big a trace, is what we're doing. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's pretty cool.
Speaker 3: Why are you built like a make a wish kid?
Speaker 1: Uh?
Speaker 2: Stop lying, Chris, we know you're white. Putting a spider
Speaker 2: on the head of your penis while I force you
Speaker 2: to watch pretty cool. It's like home alone with like
Speaker 2: the spider.
Speaker 3: That scene is such an amazing like that scream.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Golden, those movies are pretty good. Man, they're good.
Speaker 2: The Kiwi who spent the last six month binging the
Speaker 2: snark tank and now has a golf ball sized hole
Speaker 2: in his frontal lobe. That is what will happen the Kiwi.
Speaker 1: Do you say, Kiwi? The Kiwi? Hey, tell all your
Speaker 1: other fucking Kiwi friends to listen to us. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: want to. We want to be the number one podcast
Speaker 1: in New zeal We want to be.
Speaker 3: The number one podcast in New Zealand. New Zealand.
Speaker 1: It is real quick. Yeah, it's pretty big. You got
Speaker 1: a big little peepy. I don't, I can't. I got
Speaker 1: a big little peepy. Yeah, I.
Speaker 3: Got the biggest little dig in the world.
Speaker 1: A little Dick's pretty big. Yeah, my little Yeah, I
Speaker 1: have the biggest little dig ever. It's one of the
Speaker 1: microp like it's like a drawn together there was a
Speaker 1: giant midget. Well that was that was a trope in
Speaker 1: all of those cartoons. Because you remember the Robot Chicken one. Yeah,
Speaker 1: the Robot Chicken one is my favorite one of those.
Speaker 2: Person because if they frame it like a nineteen fifties
Speaker 2: like kind of like like monster movies, like Attack of
Speaker 2: the Giant Midgets, and it's just a guy like knocking
Speaker 2: things off of shelves in like a gas station or something.
Speaker 1: I love. I love that joke. It's so simple. A
Speaker 1: giant midget b Like, we can't say midget anymore. Well,
Speaker 1: it is the N word for little people, little people,
Speaker 1: which is why I said it. Okay, sorry, I try
Speaker 1: to say that word, so I try to say little people. Actually,
Speaker 1: but yeah, but that was the joke with the joke
Speaker 1: was attack of the giant midget. Yeah, you know, back
Speaker 1: of the giant little person would be like this giant.
Speaker 1: It's my favorite thing about it because they just gave
Speaker 1: him like small.
Speaker 3: Clothes, and I don't think I ever saw that.
Speaker 1: He's barely taller than a refrigerator, like when you see him,
Speaker 1: So this is an average person.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, mister beast, mister killing Logan Paul in
Speaker 2: the Suicide Savannah Gay Alison chains be like into my
Speaker 2: butt again, same old dick in my rear end Silver Spermer,
Speaker 2: not Spencery, deep fried f slur penis gripping master queaf.
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Speaker 1: say to us. I think that's the main reason we
Speaker 1: haven't been like yeah, because what they wanted. We've said
Speaker 1: some crazy shit on this show. They want to do something,
Speaker 1: but then they're like, yeah, I think people like the one. Yeah,
Speaker 1: like this is probably the most diverse podcast in the space.
Speaker 4: It is so like, is there any other podcasts you
Speaker 4: can think of that are like notable to have black
Speaker 4: people on it at all?
Speaker 1: Only if it's in the like like in the Black
Speaker 1: Spaces and that's it. Anything outside of that. No, yeah,
Speaker 1: because I know a lot of people probably would be
Speaker 1: excited to like pin something with pin one of the
Speaker 1: things to me, but they look what he's doing. They
Speaker 1: would just have to show the clip and it's like
Speaker 1: and it would be like, Okay, oh yeah, look at it,
Speaker 1: look at it, look at his I definitely said the
Speaker 1: N on this podcast before.
Speaker 2: I pretty have like, I'm sure I must have the likelihood,
Speaker 2: but yeah, the likelihood of that not being true is insane.
Speaker 1: Well, you've definitely said you said the Soft Day. I
Speaker 1: don't know if you've said the hard R.
Speaker 3: No, Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 1: Well, yeah, at least not on the Maybe on the
Speaker 1: Extra Animal. Maybe you sign up for five dollars, you
Speaker 1: might hear Chris hard R every once in a while.
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Speaker 1: I never I never found that word funny until you brain.
Speaker 1: Do not blame me, Chris. Let's be realistic. Even let's
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Speaker 1: we first were living together, before we were super close,
Speaker 1: we saw something with the emerord was in it and
Speaker 1: we were both laughing our asses off at it.
Speaker 3: Oh no, no, it's not. It's about it being funny.
Speaker 1: It's funny to hear like it's always been funny, like
Speaker 1: blazing saddles is funny, you know, but like yours. But
Speaker 1: like the idea, the idea of like sitting on that
Speaker 1: word and joking, like working on jokes about it.
Speaker 3: I didn't do that, you know, I didn't spend time
Speaker 3: doing it.
Speaker 1: You shun it.
Speaker 4: You've been doing that, but living with me, definitely, Lily,
Speaker 4: even Lily, now do what.
Speaker 1: I played that thing with the cat to her and
Speaker 1: she was like, I've been thinking about it, and I'm like,
Speaker 1: you're almost halfway there, Lily, just say it. You can't
Speaker 1: you have a black boyfriend.
Speaker 3: That's not how that works exactly, but not at all.
Speaker 1: In fact, but it's exactly how it works inward past
Speaker 1: you give it her Does Jonas call you that word? No,
Speaker 1: she won't do it. Have you tried? I tried? I
Speaker 1: think I think out of all the years I've known her,
Speaker 1: maybe one time she said like nigga or something, and
Speaker 1: I think it was so hard. I have to say
Speaker 1: the soft day means very loss almost. I think I
Speaker 1: still have tweets with that. With that, I think I
Speaker 1: retweeted everyone once like recently, like the last year behind Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean whatever.
Speaker 4: Dropping the herd is never necessary.
Speaker 1: That's why it's ever gotten. No, I don't think she's
Speaker 1: ever said hard er. I don't know if I can
Speaker 1: get her do that.
Speaker 4: Literally, won't say that word. She'd rather die.
Speaker 1: I think that word that's crazy. Rather die, I would
Speaker 1: rather say it, yeah, personally, rather say a word the uh.
Speaker 1: I don't know if that is not woken up or whatever.
Speaker 1: But like if it's a choice.
Speaker 2: Like quite frankly, if it's a choice between saying if
Speaker 2: it's a choice between saying the N word and dying,
Speaker 2: I'm saying the inward.
Speaker 1: Probably many times I will say any slur to just
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Speaker 4: Which one be like who one? How many times?
Speaker 1: Who do I call it? Yeah? Who do I do callings?
Speaker 1: I don't know. I actually don't think of well I
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Speaker 1: don't know if I would.
Speaker 3: I would know if there's.
Speaker 1: Somebody and you you have but not in a malicious way,
Speaker 1: but we're talking about you definitely have. What's the context,
Speaker 1: Like we're joking and you said like something funnily to
Speaker 1: that word and you were talking about like like like
Speaker 1: a person, which what are you talking? I forgot what the.
Speaker 4: Context was, but I definitely, uh, definitely, And I know
Speaker 4: for a fact this did not happen. It did and
Speaker 4: it wasn't It wasn't bad. I can't remember the exact moment,
Speaker 4: but I definitely heard you say that word, and I
Speaker 4: was like, you can't remember something exactly it happened years ago.
Speaker 2: Because I've just always felt like that way about that word,
Speaker 2: where it's like I like, I feel like calling people
Speaker 2: that word is too much like always for me, I.
Speaker 4: Think saying the word is fine obviously call people, but
Speaker 4: it's a little more armed, uh whatever, But like if
Speaker 4: you say that word when you're mad, that's the problem.
Speaker 1: I think if you get angry and you say that word,
Speaker 1: you're not a good person. I think it's a weird
Speaker 1: thing to come. I think if you say it someone directly,
Speaker 1: I think I like, say an example of uh, I
Speaker 1: know everyone to a certain extent. Most people say, if
Speaker 1: you drive and somebody does something horrible it cuts you
Speaker 1: off or whatever, you'll have a thought of you know,
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Speaker 1: so you might throw I'm gonna kill you. What happens
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Speaker 1: I think I've killed enough humans. He kind of like stopped. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he's like, all right, this is this is dope. And
Speaker 1: then one of them, like one of his bear homies,
Speaker 1: was like, well, don't you want a shirt? And he
Speaker 1: ripped his throat out. What are you saying, though, what
Speaker 1: do you mean that Smoking the Bear is basically.
Speaker 4: He's based on a real bear in a national park
Speaker 4: named Smokey the Bear?
Speaker 1: Are are you is? The bear? Is the bear? Light
Speaker 1: skinned with red hair and lived in a Costa Rica. Whatever.
Speaker 1: The girl's white, Well that's what they're all, you know,
Speaker 1: cave dwellers. Doctor doctor Uvar knocked the umar.
Speaker 4: Oh my God, hold on a second.
Speaker 1: There's a cave dweller in my chat