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<v Speaker 1>Oh hey, Hi, it's your neighbor who just needs a

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<v Speaker 1>couple tips on how to start weightlifting real quick. Ali Ward,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm back with an episode of Ologies that. Honestly, I

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<v Speaker 1>know what's up. You squealed when you saw it.

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<v Speaker 2>I get it. You said, Wow, the.

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<v Speaker 1>Holiday times aren't going to be magical. Someone did get

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<v Speaker 1>me a present. There is joy to the world. Let's

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<v Speaker 1>talk about eating garbage raccoons. Okay, wow, So these critters

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<v Speaker 1>they have these tiny alive doll hands and ample but donks,

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<v Speaker 1>and they wear carnival cat burglar disguises. They got striped

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<v Speaker 1>goth tales.

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<v Speaker 2>What are they?

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<v Speaker 1>Are they taking over the world? Why do we love

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<v Speaker 1>them so much? And what can we learn from them?

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<v Speaker 2>A lot?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, and we're going to do it via the world's

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<v Speaker 1>most sought after raccoon expert who studied zoology and genetics

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<v Speaker 1>for undergrad and psychology for her masters at the University

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<v Speaker 1>of alberta kind of a rare combination. She now is

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<v Speaker 1>a York University psychology professor and an animal behaviorist. She

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<v Speaker 1>studied all manner of animals, from the reproductive drochronology of

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<v Speaker 1>marmots naturally to rhino an elephant conservation, red wolf sperm,

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<v Speaker 1>and anxiety in orphaned primates. But the world relies on

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<v Speaker 1>her frankly, as an animal behaviorist and a Toronto resident

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<v Speaker 1>to field questions about that thing in your backyard treating

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<v Speaker 1>your coy pond like a sizzler. And she served as

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<v Speaker 1>the on call behaviorist at the Toronto Zoo for literal decades.

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<v Speaker 1>And if there is a well made documentary about raccoons,

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<v Speaker 1>they have probably interviewed her first.

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<v Speaker 2>Just google Raccoon Nation.

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<v Speaker 1>If you don't believe me, you're welcome. Also, thank you

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<v Speaker 1>your reviews, every single one of them, every week, and

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<v Speaker 1>they are the singular pillar of my self esteem, like

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<v Speaker 1>this one from Emma Garsh, who wrote The Genius Associated

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<v Speaker 1>at Staples, printed so many things for me and is

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<v Speaker 1>studying to be a marine biologist at CEEU Boulder. Of course,

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<v Speaker 1>she listens to ologies too. If you're reading this, my

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<v Speaker 1>dear Staples associate friend, Hi, maybe I'll hear you on

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<v Speaker 1>ologies one day. Sign Emma, Emma and future choral expert.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh hey, I.

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<v Speaker 1>Love an office supply store truly and both of you. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>onto the ologist to the hour. Here we go. She's

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<v Speaker 1>been at the top of my list for years. But

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<v Speaker 1>I had this problem of like, what ology is.

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<v Speaker 2>This going to be.

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<v Speaker 1>There's got to be one. There has to be one.

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<v Speaker 1>People love raccoons. Someone had the Twitter handle raccoonologist, but

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<v Speaker 1>then they went off.

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<v Speaker 2>To go study some birds.

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<v Speaker 1>What about pro scionologist from the genus of the common

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<v Speaker 1>raccoon procyon loader, which means before dog, creature that washes stuff.

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<v Speaker 1>By the way, raccoon comes from the indigenous po Watten

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<v Speaker 1>language and it means the animal that scratches with his hands.

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<v Speaker 1>But the name for this it's kind of still being debated.

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<v Speaker 1>But we're going to err on the side of the

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<v Speaker 1>dryer science and also follow the lead of a Reddit

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<v Speaker 1>post I read about what to call a raccoon studyer,

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<v Speaker 1>in this case, a very knowledgeable, super dry strawberry blonde

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<v Speaker 1>world adventure and a thinker about thinking. Who indulged me

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<v Speaker 1>in this delightful chat about compost bins, chaos, whether their

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<v Speaker 1>bottoms are ample enough, tree sleeping brainworms, the symphonic stylings

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<v Speaker 1>of these loping muses, cartoon raccoons, bisexual icons, whether you

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<v Speaker 1>should invite one to move into your condo, and really

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<v Speaker 1>some of the best career in life advice you could

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<v Speaker 1>ever get from these backyard babies. Bungee cord yourself in

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<v Speaker 1>tightly for a feast of facts with psychologist, animal behavior scientist,

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<v Speaker 1>professor and pro scionologist, doctor Suzanne McDonald.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm doctor Suzanne McDonald. She her.

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<v Speaker 1>I've been so excited. I've been wanting to do this

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<v Speaker 1>episode for years. People have been begging for an episode

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<v Speaker 1>about raccoons. I know, would it be do you think

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<v Speaker 1>in terms of ologies, would it be raccoonology or would

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<v Speaker 1>it be No?

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<v Speaker 3>No, okay, no, that's ridiculous. No, it's just a We

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<v Speaker 3>study animal behavior and raccoons are just a species that

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<v Speaker 3>we study.

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<v Speaker 1>Well tomorrow an expression from your grandmother, whoomp, there it

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<v Speaker 1>is so the reigning North American expert on raccoons says,

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<v Speaker 1>it's not raccoonology but ooh holiday bonus. Next week, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>going to be dishing up a not Raccoonology Part two

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<v Speaker 1>in which we talk to more experts who study these

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<v Speaker 1>little ringtailed gremlins. And I asked them, I was like,

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<v Speaker 1>what should I call this episode?

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<v Speaker 4>So a few ideas for an ologies episode on raccoons

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<v Speaker 4>could be raccoonology or maybe pro scionidology, or even banditology,

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<v Speaker 4>pro seonology, raccoonology, raccoonology, procionidology.

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<v Speaker 2>Procionology makes the most sense. Crafty buggerology would be more

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<v Speaker 2>more fitting.

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<v Speaker 1>So whether you're on team raccoonology or a pro scionology,

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<v Speaker 1>perhaps crafty buggerology. One thing upon which society at large

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<v Speaker 1>can all agree is that a group of raccoons is

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<v Speaker 1>called a nursery. Oh wait, no, shoot, it's also called

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<v Speaker 1>a gaze. Okay, well either either. So how did Icon

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<v Speaker 1>and Wildlife bileage with doctor McDonald get so lucky to

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<v Speaker 1>have a job gazing at gazes? How did you come

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<v Speaker 1>to study raccoons? How did you end up in this field?

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<v Speaker 3>Well, I've been study animal behavior for thirty years, so

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<v Speaker 3>I work with many, many other species most of the time.

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<v Speaker 3>So I work with the rangutans and polar bears and

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<v Speaker 3>monkeys and elephants and hyaenus and kenya and I work

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<v Speaker 3>with many, many species, and the only one anyone ever

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<v Speaker 3>wants to talk about is raccoons. But that's fine. I

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<v Speaker 3>started working with them about ten years ago when I

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<v Speaker 3>was actually interviewed for a TV show and they said,

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<v Speaker 3>we can't find anyone who studies raccoons. Could you, because

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<v Speaker 3>I study animal behavior, could you, you know, tell us

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<v Speaker 3>about raccoons? And I said, sure, but nobody really knows

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<v Speaker 3>very much. And that's how I started doing research with them.

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<v Speaker 1>Well why do you think there is such a fascination

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<v Speaker 1>with their behavior?

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<v Speaker 3>Well, I think there wasn't always a fascination with their behavior.

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<v Speaker 3>So I do think that now that it's they're more

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<v Speaker 3>common in cities and people are seeing them in their backyard,

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<v Speaker 3>especially during the pandemic, I think that people just really

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<v Speaker 3>really find them fascinating because they I think they kind

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<v Speaker 3>of I've had people say they're like my spirit animal.

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<v Speaker 3>It's like, okay, well I really hate that phrase. That

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<v Speaker 3>seems like a terrible phrase. But I think the idea

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<v Speaker 3>is that people really identify with them because they're kind

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<v Speaker 3>of mischievous and cute. And they hang around and they

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<v Speaker 3>eat a lot, and you know, honestly, if they could,

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<v Speaker 3>they'd live in your house on the couch with the remote.

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<v Speaker 3>And they kind of have a lot of human like behaviors,

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<v Speaker 3>and so I think those characteristics make them appealing. And

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<v Speaker 3>they're darn cute. I mean, how could you not love them?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, they are very adorable.

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<v Speaker 1>Was there something about animal behavior that always fascinated you

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<v Speaker 1>growing up or how do you steer your career to

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<v Speaker 1>the science.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, I'm very interested in conservation and the environment and

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<v Speaker 3>have been since I was a child. So I started

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<v Speaker 3>a club when I was nine on conservation and animal behavior.

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<v Speaker 3>So I don't actually remember any time when I wasn't

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<v Speaker 3>interested in that. I think a lot of kids are

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<v Speaker 3>interested in animals and animal behavior, and I talk to

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<v Speaker 3>a lot of kids, and they're all super well informed

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<v Speaker 3>and wonderful, and then they tend to lose it when

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<v Speaker 3>they get a little bit older and get interested in

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<v Speaker 3>something else. But I guess I maintained that I probably

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<v Speaker 3>never grew up, I guess, and I'm just interested in

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<v Speaker 3>animal behavior. But if we don't learn how to coexist

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<v Speaker 3>with other species, we're just one puny little species. On

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<v Speaker 3>the face of the earth. After all, in probably two

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<v Speaker 3>million others, then we'll all be in big trouble. So

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<v Speaker 3>it seems to be more important now than ever.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you ever see a lot of similarities in the

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<v Speaker 1>groups of animals that you work with or why do

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<v Speaker 1>you study the ones that you study particularly?

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<v Speaker 3>Ah, Well, there's always a project in minds, so there's

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<v Speaker 3>a reason to do that. I'm interested in how animals think,

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<v Speaker 3>and so I work with primates because other primates, like us,

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<v Speaker 3>our cousins, think similarly to us, but also have enough

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<v Speaker 3>interesting differences that we can learn quite a bit about

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<v Speaker 3>how brains work, which is my primary interest as a psychologist.

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<v Speaker 3>As a biologist, I'm very interested in how we mitigate

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<v Speaker 3>human wildlife conflict and how we can learn to live

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<v Speaker 3>with other species without exterminating the other species, which seems

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<v Speaker 3>to be our go to as a human. I'm part

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<v Speaker 3>biologist and part psychologists. So some of my projects are

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<v Speaker 3>about how animals think, and some of my projects are

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<v Speaker 3>about how do we all get along?

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<v Speaker 1>And I suppose when it comes to the animal and

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<v Speaker 1>human interaction, there's no place like a big city crawling

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<v Speaker 1>with raccoons to really study that.

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<v Speaker 3>I imagine, right, it's absolutely amazing. Yeah, you know, like

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<v Speaker 3>I get on a plane and fly thirty hours to

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<v Speaker 3>my field site in Kenya, or I can just go

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<v Speaker 3>in the backyard. So it was quite a revelation to me, like, oh,

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<v Speaker 3>well this is good. So yeah, I have raccoons in

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<v Speaker 3>the backyard and I can test out all my stuff

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<v Speaker 3>with them on my deck and they're very willing participants.

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<v Speaker 3>I can tell you that two of them are going

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<v Speaker 3>to show up in about twenty minutes and knocking at

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<v Speaker 3>the door because that's what they do every night. So yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>it's pretty great. There are so many raccoons in the

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<v Speaker 3>Greater Toronto area and never any problem getting participants for

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<v Speaker 3>my studies.

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<v Speaker 1>That's right, I've Can you tell me a little bit

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<v Speaker 1>about the studies that you're doing now? When you say

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<v Speaker 1>that you've got some equipment set up or some studies

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<v Speaker 1>set up in your backyard, can you walk me through

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<v Speaker 1>what that looks like.

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<v Speaker 3>Sure, it depends again on the project. So I have

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<v Speaker 3>done some things looking at how raccoon's problem solved. So

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<v Speaker 3>can they open up garbage cans? For example? Like how

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<v Speaker 3>do they do it? If they're urban animals? Are they

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<v Speaker 3>different than ones that live in the country, Yes they are.

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<v Speaker 3>So my big plan is looking at our the urban

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<v Speaker 3>raccoons differentiating from the rural raccoons. So are they becoming

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<v Speaker 3>a new subspecies or species based on their interactions with us.

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<v Speaker 3>This is a question that really interests me about how

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<v Speaker 3>humans actually cause evolution, that we are the ones that

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<v Speaker 3>are driving the changes on the planet, and so looking

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<v Speaker 3>at how raccoon behavior it changes and how their little

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<v Speaker 3>brains change is really interesting to me. So I can

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<v Speaker 3>ask them to solve problems and see how they do that.

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<v Speaker 3>I've also done some really practical stuff, testing garbage bins

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<v Speaker 3>you call them trash bins, I think in the US

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<v Speaker 3>for the city of Toronto, so testing out new organic

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<v Speaker 3>waste bins which we call green bins they are actually green,

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<v Speaker 3>and seeing whether they're raccoon resistant. Right now, I'm looking

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<v Speaker 3>at a possums in my backyard and raccoons, And this

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<v Speaker 3>They're very difficult to study. I mean, you can't bring

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<v Speaker 1>So We're going to cover more on what happens when

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<v Speaker 1>in part two.

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<v Speaker 2>But whoa, it's good.

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<v Speaker 1>It's just it's premium mischief. So rub your tiny hands

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<v Speaker 1>together for next Tuesday. But if you're still thinking about

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<v Speaker 1>city raccoons versus their rural cousins, what are the differences?

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<v Speaker 1>Does one tend to wear camouflage windbreakers? Is another snobbier

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<v Speaker 1>about which pour over coffee they lap up off a bench. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>it turns out city raccoons have gotten craftier than their

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<v Speaker 1>to wrestle a locked green bin are rewarded with all

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<v Speaker 1>kinds of compostable treasure from like eggplant peels and shrimpshells

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<v Speaker 1>and delicious bones apple cores. They're like, I came to

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<v Speaker 1>the big city to make it, and by make it,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean poop and your hammock. And Suzanne's research revealed

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<v Speaker 1>that rural raccoons there's kind of shrug compost bins, but

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<v Speaker 1>city raccoons get to work immediately, no matter how expertly

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<v Speaker 1>engineered they are. And apparently eighty percent of metro raccoons

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<v Speaker 1>of the rural once could. They were like so the

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<v Speaker 1>results the rise and proliferation of smart city sun subitious

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<v Speaker 1>trash pandas. Think again, you're giving pandas too much credit.

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<v Speaker 1>But how many urban raccoons are even out there? So

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<v Speaker 1>Suzanne has counted up to fifty in one backyard, which

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<v Speaker 1>is not a gaze. That's like a legit rager. If

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<v Speaker 1>you don't want them there, well you might have to

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<v Speaker 1>just shut down their trendiest restaurants, such as your freshwater

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<v Speaker 2>Your bird feeders.

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<v Speaker 1>And I read that advice and I was like, they

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<v Speaker 1>just eat bird seed. Gross, And then I realized that

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<v Speaker 1>I was literally in the middle of a bullet granola. Anyway,

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<v Speaker 1>wildlife is studied in the wild, which might literally mean

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<v Speaker 1>of spying on these little living hobgoblins or not.

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<v Speaker 3>And I've also measured that sounds a bit more than

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<v Speaker 3>dead raccoons to see if how their size changes. It's

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<v Speaker 3>a good way to measure animals as if they're dead.

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<v Speaker 3>So I didn't kill them. They were killed by traffic.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my god, it sounds like I'm a monster. You know,

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<v Speaker 3>they were already killed, and they were sadly had already

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<v Speaker 3>passed away. So then a couple of years measuring dead raccoons.

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<v Speaker 3>That's fun to explain to your friends, that's right.

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<v Speaker 1>How did you feel about the very well publicized raccoon

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<v Speaker 1>funeral in Toronto a few years back?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh? Yeah, what was the name of the raccoon?

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<v Speaker 2>I gotta look it up.

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<v Speaker 3>It was a seed like Curtis or it was hilarious

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<v Speaker 3>whatever it was. Several years ago. I was actually in Africa.

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<v Speaker 3>I was in South Africa at the time, working with elephants,

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<v Speaker 3>and somebody emailed me the times are all odd, right

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<v Speaker 3>because the time zone changes, and I got to see

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<v Speaker 3>with this picture of a memorial for a raccoon, and

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<v Speaker 3>I was like, what the hell is happening when I'm gone, Like,

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<v Speaker 3>what is going on? Has the city lost its mine?

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<v Speaker 3>I think it was I can't remember what the name was,

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<v Speaker 3>but anyway, yeah, I wasn't in the country, and so

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<v Speaker 3>I thought, when you're removed from the country and you're

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<v Speaker 3>removed from Toronto, it just seems pretty crazy. So I

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<v Speaker 3>just laughed and thought it was pretty crazy, but they

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<v Speaker 3>were trying to draw attention to the fact that the

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<v Speaker 3>poor little raccoon was not removed by the city, that

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<v Speaker 3>was allowed to just sort of be there in the gutter.

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<v Speaker 3>It was sad.

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<v Speaker 1>Side note, his name was Conrad. Even the city's official

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<v Speaker 1>social channels joined the bereavement, tweeting that Toronto residents are

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<v Speaker 1>being asked to keep their green bins open tonight in

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<v Speaker 1>honor of Conrad. Hashtag dead raccoon too. Yeah, I hope

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<v Speaker 1>my funeral is as well attended.

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<v Speaker 2>Is that dead raccoon? Because what a what a life?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, but it also tells you more about the people

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<v Speaker 3>in Toronto than write anything else.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my gosh, Canadians the most polite.

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<v Speaker 2>Type of human.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, yes, it's just it made me laugh. And of

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<v Speaker 3>course I had a bunch of students with me from

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<v Speaker 3>the UK and they're all like, what is what is

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<v Speaker 3>wrong with your country? Like what is going on there?

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<v Speaker 3>It was pretty funny. Yeah, I'm sorry for the raccoon,

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<v Speaker 3>and we have many, many, many thousands of raccoons, so

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<v Speaker 3>they're not endangered. It's okay.

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<v Speaker 1>How long is a typical urban raccoons lifespan?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh not very long, So raccoons in captivity. There are

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<v Speaker 3>some raccoons in captivity. We have raccoons at the Toronto

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<v Speaker 3>Zoo who live a nice long life, probably sixteen to

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<v Speaker 3>twenty years. But wild raccoons are lucky if they make it.

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<v Speaker 1>Three years, three years versus twenty. What is happening on

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<v Speaker 1>those mean streets.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, yeah, there's disease and there's traffic. Those are there

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<v Speaker 3>two There are two Nemesis Nemeses nemesis, so you know,

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<v Speaker 3>they are a protected wildlife species, so they have no

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<v Speaker 3>and they have no predators in the city other than traffic.

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<v Speaker 3>It's they're a big predator and disease because they are

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<v Speaker 3>so the densities are so high. If disease gets into

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<v Speaker 3>the population, it spreads through pretty quickly, so it happens

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<v Speaker 3>every few years we get a big outbreak of canine distemper,

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<v Speaker 3>which comes from dogs, and we lose a lot of

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<v Speaker 3>raccoons that way. It's pretty sad. Actually, raccoons are of

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<v Speaker 3>interest to the government because they are a vector for rabies,

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<v Speaker 3>so they are monitored quite closely. We have no rabies

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<v Speaker 3>in the Greater Toronto area population, but there have been

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<v Speaker 3>a few nearby and those are followed very closely. So

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<v Speaker 3>any species that is a rabies vector is also monitored,

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<v Speaker 3>so you don't want to get too close to any

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<v Speaker 3>any of those species, that's for sure.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, are there any tips that bile just want the

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<v Speaker 1>general public to know in terms of seeing a raccoon

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<v Speaker 1>then the daytime, or seeing a raccoon who's behaving differently.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, everybody says. I get these emails from just random

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<v Speaker 3>humans saying I saw a raccoon in the afternoon. It

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<v Speaker 3>was rabbit, right, I'm like, no, it was just out

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<v Speaker 3>in the afternoon. They're not vampires like they can come

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<v Speaker 3>out in the sunlight. They don't explode, really, they're just out.

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<v Speaker 3>They are just hanging. Usually it's females who are super

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<v Speaker 3>hungry and because they're nursing kids, or it's young ones

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<v Speaker 3>like the ones that are going to show up in

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<v Speaker 3>a couple of minutes, young ones who are if they

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<v Speaker 3>come out a little earlier, they get first crack at

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<v Speaker 3>whatever food's there, so they learned to come out a

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<v Speaker 3>little earlier. They are not rabbit just because they're out

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<v Speaker 3>in the daytime. Really, that's just silly.

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<v Speaker 2>Flim flam busted.

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<v Speaker 1>But what if they are sick so Suzanne described some

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<v Speaker 1>symptoms you can look out for, or rather I guess

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<v Speaker 1>listen for.

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<v Speaker 3>You know, if they are behaving strangely, vocalizing, they make

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<v Speaker 3>these god awful noises when they're sick, and they seriously that.

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<v Speaker 3>When they have canine distemper, they howl and scream because

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<v Speaker 3>they're in extreme pain and there's nothing that can be

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<v Speaker 3>done for them. So you have to call Toronto Animal

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<v Speaker 3>Services or animal services and they will come and uthanize them.

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<v Speaker 3>So there's no cure for that, unfortunately. So if you

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<v Speaker 3>see a raccoon acting strangely, then you know, stay away

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<v Speaker 3>from it, don't go towards it. Please do not take

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<v Speaker 3>a selfie. Please do not do any of that. You

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<v Speaker 3>can take a video from a distance and send it

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<v Speaker 3>to your animal services. In the US, there is rabies

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<v Speaker 3>in the raccoon population in parts of the US, not

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<v Speaker 3>all of the US, not in California, but you know,

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<v Speaker 3>back away. I think social distance is ideal with all raccoons.

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<v Speaker 3>Just give them, give them some space, do not corner them.

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<v Speaker 3>If you corner a mother with kids, then she will

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<v Speaker 3>be mad just like you would be. And just give

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<v Speaker 3>them some space and enjoy them and let them go

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<v Speaker 3>on their way, and that's the best advice I have

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<v Speaker 3>just but if they are acting strangely and they do

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<v Speaker 3>look to be in pain, then call animal services.

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<v Speaker 1>And obviously those vocalizations when they're in pain are heartbreaking

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<v Speaker 1>and probably tough to hear. But do they have vocalizations

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<v Speaker 1>when they're not in pain, when they're happy or communicating?

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<v Speaker 3>Dozens? Yes, So they talk. They're very chatty raccoons. Oh well,

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<v Speaker 3>they have many noises, so the babies have noises to

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<v Speaker 3>get their mothers to pay attention. They per People call

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<v Speaker 3>them different. They don't purr like cats, but it's a

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<v Speaker 3>similar kind of sound. They trail, lature, they do all

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<v Speaker 3>sorts of things when they're mating. They I always get

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<v Speaker 3>emails about this too. In January February here it's cold,

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<v Speaker 3>but we often have a day or two that has

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<v Speaker 3>like it's called a January saw. So it's a little

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<v Speaker 3>warmer than normal. And when I say above zero celsius,

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<v Speaker 3>so I don't know whatever that is, thirty two, I

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<v Speaker 3>don't know fahrenheit thirty two fahrenheit. So when it gets

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<v Speaker 3>a little warmer in January, they will come out and

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<v Speaker 3>they'll mate, And so people email me all the time

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<v Speaker 3>in January, and they say the raccoons are dying. Oh,

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<v Speaker 3>they're actually mating. Yeah, they're on your fence and they're

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<v Speaker 3>mating and they make all sorts of terrible noises, screaming

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<v Speaker 3>and yelling, and that's what they're doing. And then they

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<v Speaker 3>go back to being. They don't hibernate, but they're less

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<v Speaker 3>active in the winter, and then they go back to that,

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<v Speaker 3>and then you know, about sixty three days later, the

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<v Speaker 3>females will have their little babies. But yeah, every year

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<v Speaker 3>in January, Oh my god, the raccoons are dying. No, No,

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<v Speaker 3>that's just raccoon love. That's just how they sound.

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<v Speaker 1>Is that part of what you have to study too?

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<v Speaker 1>As a behaviorist? Do you study what those different noises mean?

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<v Speaker 3>I don't. Not very many people have studied it. I

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<v Speaker 3>mean maybe one of my students can study it. But

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<v Speaker 3>it is very, very difficult to study raccoons because you

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<v Speaker 3>can't really follow them. We did a study where we

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<v Speaker 3>put GPS tracking callers on raccoons, and even that as well.

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<v Speaker 3>Once you get them on, it's very difficult to get

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<v Speaker 3>them off because they become trapshy. They're smart little buggers.

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<v Speaker 2>Crafty, bugger ology would be more more fitting.

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<v Speaker 3>And it's very difficult to follow them, even with callers

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<v Speaker 3>on because a caller will tell you that they're in

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<v Speaker 3>a backyard. They don't tell you where they are, so

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<v Speaker 3>they can be on the roof, in the attic, under

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<v Speaker 3>the deck, in the house, anywhere, in a tree, in

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<v Speaker 3>a bush. You never know.

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<v Speaker 1>It's terrible, so yes, tricky to track, but it could

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<v Speaker 1>be an interesting study for an enterprising pro scionologists or

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<v Speaker 1>a crafty bugger ologist. There's a lot you can hear.

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<v Speaker 1>If you listen to a raccoon.

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<v Speaker 3>They chat they're very, very chatty all the time with

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<v Speaker 3>the different sounds, and you start to get to know

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<v Speaker 3>what they mean. And the baby sounds are the best.

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<v Speaker 3>They're just sweet and you know, trying to get their

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<v Speaker 3>mom to give them some food. So I like those ones.

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<v Speaker 3>The other ones always sound like they're being ripped to shreds,

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<v Speaker 3>like they're just really like, if you hear raccoons fighting,

416
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<v Speaker 3>you go, well, obviously there's gonna be dead raccoons in

417
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<v Speaker 3>the morning. There never are they really just wow, they're

418
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<v Speaker 3>not shy.

419
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<v Speaker 2>So you don't have a raccoon ring tone.

420
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<v Speaker 3>Then I do not know because I'm not insane, so

421
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<v Speaker 3>that's why.

422
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<v Speaker 1>Where are they chillen during the day? Like, I know

423
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<v Speaker 1>I have raccoons in the yard. I've found a raccoon

424
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<v Speaker 1>latrine in my yard. I know, I know, I and

425
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<v Speaker 1>I understand that there are possibly roundworms and the raccoon

426
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<v Speaker 1>latreneuld be either disposed of or discouraged, yes, which I

427
00:24:03.519 --> 00:24:04.880
<v Speaker 1>guess you could do during the daytime.

428
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<v Speaker 2>But in the daytime, are they asleep in a tree

429
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<v Speaker 2>over my head? Yes?

430
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<v Speaker 3>They are so raccoons in what we found from the

431
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<v Speaker 3>GPS study is that raccoons have about I'm going to

432
00:24:14.039 --> 00:24:18.039
<v Speaker 3>say ten these are urban raccoons anyway, have about ten

433
00:24:18.519 --> 00:24:22.240
<v Speaker 3>DAN sites that they have, and those dand sites are

434
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<v Speaker 3>up in trees or in bushes or under decks or

435
00:24:24.559 --> 00:24:27.720
<v Speaker 3>wherever they have their spots. And it's sort of like

436
00:24:27.759 --> 00:24:29.880
<v Speaker 3>wherever they are in the morning when the sun comes

437
00:24:29.960 --> 00:24:32.720
<v Speaker 3>up again. They aren't vampires, but kind of like that.

438
00:24:32.759 --> 00:24:36.680
<v Speaker 3>They find the closest one and they will sit there,

439
00:24:37.160 --> 00:24:39.200
<v Speaker 3>and they don't use the same one all the time,

440
00:24:39.720 --> 00:24:42.160
<v Speaker 3>which is why you know, sometimes you'll go, oh, I

441
00:24:42.200 --> 00:24:45.680
<v Speaker 3>had raccoons up in that tree yesterday, but today they're

442
00:24:45.720 --> 00:24:47.839
<v Speaker 3>not there. I wonder where they are, Well, they're probably

443
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<v Speaker 3>in the neighbor's tree because that's another site. So they

444
00:24:50.880 --> 00:24:54.119
<v Speaker 3>move between those sites, so they may not come back

445
00:24:54.119 --> 00:24:57.079
<v Speaker 3>to your tree for a couple days, or they might

446
00:24:57.079 --> 00:24:59.039
<v Speaker 3>be there for a while. It's whatever they decide to

447
00:24:59.079 --> 00:25:02.079
<v Speaker 3>do wherever they' food. So yeah, they they're often up

448
00:25:02.079 --> 00:25:05.519
<v Speaker 3>in the like the crook of a tree, like where

449
00:25:05.559 --> 00:25:09.440
<v Speaker 3>the trees branch out, and they sleep in there, and

450
00:25:10.319 --> 00:25:13.720
<v Speaker 3>they're really well camouflaged, so you I mean, I know

451
00:25:13.759 --> 00:25:15.519
<v Speaker 3>they're up there, and I can't see them unless they

452
00:25:15.519 --> 00:25:17.799
<v Speaker 3>lift their head and then you can see their little faces.

453
00:25:17.799 --> 00:25:19.759
<v Speaker 3>But otherwise you can't see them at all. So they

454
00:25:19.799 --> 00:25:21.279
<v Speaker 3>have to move or you're not going to see them.

455
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<v Speaker 3>And I know mine. I think mine are in my

456
00:25:24.559 --> 00:25:28.319
<v Speaker 3>backyard tree today, and they'll come down to look to

457
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<v Speaker 3>see what snacks are out pretty soon, so not always

458
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<v Speaker 3>the same spot.

459
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<v Speaker 1>I mean, this is obviously a very basic question and

460
00:25:36.079 --> 00:25:39.759
<v Speaker 1>quite ignorant, but how do they not fall out of

461
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<v Speaker 1>the tree when they're asleep?

462
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<v Speaker 2>They have such big round butts.

463
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<v Speaker 3>They do they look their butts look bigger than they are,

464
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<v Speaker 3>so when they're actually flattened down, their butts are not

465
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<v Speaker 3>as big, so I can tell you, because I've measured

466
00:25:53.559 --> 00:25:56.680
<v Speaker 3>benny dead raccoons. So when they're dead, their butts are

467
00:25:57.039 --> 00:26:00.359
<v Speaker 3>their butts are not that big. It's because they're hunched

468
00:26:00.400 --> 00:26:03.160
<v Speaker 3>over when you see them, and so their rears look

469
00:26:03.240 --> 00:26:07.920
<v Speaker 3>giant like whoa. But they can actually squash kind of

470
00:26:07.920 --> 00:26:10.640
<v Speaker 3>flatten their spines down and get That's how they get

471
00:26:10.680 --> 00:26:12.759
<v Speaker 3>into such small spaces. So you would look at a

472
00:26:12.839 --> 00:26:15.000
<v Speaker 3>raccoon and say, well, that is not getting into a

473
00:26:15.039 --> 00:26:18.359
<v Speaker 3>two inch opening in my garage door. Oh, yes, it is,

474
00:26:18.440 --> 00:26:21.000
<v Speaker 3>because they are going to flatten themselves down and slide

475
00:26:21.079 --> 00:26:24.599
<v Speaker 3>right through. So they are a deceiving looking species. So

476
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<v Speaker 3>when they're in the cork of a tree, they hang

477
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<v Speaker 3>like I don't know if you've ever seen red pandas,

478
00:26:30.279 --> 00:26:32.039
<v Speaker 3>but red pandas do the same thing. They kind of

479
00:26:32.039 --> 00:26:34.720
<v Speaker 3>hang on a tree and so they're pretty their bulk

480
00:26:34.759 --> 00:26:36.759
<v Speaker 3>of their body is in the tree, and then they

481
00:26:36.759 --> 00:26:39.839
<v Speaker 3>can let their head and their feet go over, but

482
00:26:40.119 --> 00:26:43.119
<v Speaker 3>they try to keep their heads down so nobody can

483
00:26:43.160 --> 00:26:45.079
<v Speaker 3>see that. And they just stuck it in their tail.

484
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<v Speaker 1>Oh and now I'm looking out at my trees wondering

485
00:26:48.680 --> 00:26:50.119
<v Speaker 1>which one's got raccoons in them.

486
00:26:50.279 --> 00:26:54.359
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, well, you know, more than you think. So, I've

487
00:26:54.400 --> 00:26:56.160
<v Speaker 3>had a lot of people tell me, oh, yeah, I know,

488
00:26:56.200 --> 00:26:58.319
<v Speaker 3>you can come and put your cameras in my backyard,

489
00:26:58.359 --> 00:27:00.640
<v Speaker 3>but you won't find any wreck woons. And then I

490
00:27:00.640 --> 00:27:02.920
<v Speaker 3>showed them the video the next day and they go, oh,

491
00:27:03.000 --> 00:27:05.079
<v Speaker 3>I had no idea because they're in all the trees.

492
00:27:05.160 --> 00:27:10.839
<v Speaker 3>So yep, all right, just wak clalk wall to wall raccoons.

493
00:27:11.359 --> 00:27:15.319
<v Speaker 1>Well that's how we confirmed that the latrine was a

494
00:27:15.400 --> 00:27:18.640
<v Speaker 1>raccoon latrine. I mean I the first day that I

495
00:27:18.720 --> 00:27:20.839
<v Speaker 1>surveyed the property and I thought, well, I've got to

496
00:27:20.839 --> 00:27:24.759
<v Speaker 1>figure out which neighbors pooping here and have a very

497
00:27:24.759 --> 00:27:25.680
<v Speaker 1>awkward conversation.

498
00:27:26.000 --> 00:27:28.119
<v Speaker 2>Yes, but I was like, but there's no toilet paper.

499
00:27:28.160 --> 00:27:30.440
<v Speaker 1>Then I did some digging and on the internet, not

500
00:27:30.680 --> 00:27:33.480
<v Speaker 1>in the dirt, and realized that it probably raccoons, and

501
00:27:33.559 --> 00:27:36.480
<v Speaker 1>so I put up a camera trap. Sure enough, raccoons

502
00:27:36.640 --> 00:27:39.599
<v Speaker 1>using it as a potty. But I understand there is

503
00:27:39.759 --> 00:27:42.160
<v Speaker 1>a little bit of a risk in certain regions of

504
00:27:42.720 --> 00:27:43.960
<v Speaker 1>round worm parasites.

505
00:27:44.519 --> 00:27:46.720
<v Speaker 2>So what do you do if you find a raccoon

506
00:27:46.799 --> 00:27:47.799
<v Speaker 2>latrine on your roof in.

507
00:27:47.759 --> 00:27:51.279
<v Speaker 3>Your yard, Well, you should put on a mask. And

508
00:27:51.359 --> 00:27:54.319
<v Speaker 3>luckily we all have those now, so that really well

509
00:27:54.559 --> 00:27:55.920
<v Speaker 3>I used to say that and people would be like

510
00:27:55.920 --> 00:27:58.400
<v Speaker 3>a mask, Where do I get a mask? Well, I

511
00:27:58.400 --> 00:28:02.279
<v Speaker 3>guaranteed not a problem. Put on a mask and some gloves.

512
00:28:02.440 --> 00:28:05.759
<v Speaker 3>Get yourself a shovel, scoop that up, dispose of it

513
00:28:05.799 --> 00:28:09.079
<v Speaker 3>in a bag, throw it away in a seal bag,

514
00:28:09.279 --> 00:28:11.880
<v Speaker 3>and if you can, put some bleach on the area,

515
00:28:12.559 --> 00:28:15.319
<v Speaker 3>just to kill whatever's left. This is just something I've

516
00:28:15.400 --> 00:28:18.680
<v Speaker 3>learned and it's and I told one of my good

517
00:28:18.680 --> 00:28:22.039
<v Speaker 3>friends to do this, and she's like, this sounds unlikely, Susanna,

518
00:28:22.079 --> 00:28:24.519
<v Speaker 3>and I'm like, no, try it, And she did. If

519
00:28:24.519 --> 00:28:27.480
<v Speaker 3>you want them not to use the spot as a latrine,

520
00:28:28.000 --> 00:28:31.480
<v Speaker 3>put some aluminum foil in that spot. They don't like

521
00:28:31.519 --> 00:28:35.200
<v Speaker 3>aluminum foil. It sounds graasy, but they really don't like

522
00:28:35.240 --> 00:28:37.640
<v Speaker 3>the feel of it on their feet. And so she

523
00:28:37.960 --> 00:28:41.440
<v Speaker 3>had one a latrine on her roof and she had

524
00:28:41.440 --> 00:28:44.240
<v Speaker 3>to hang out the window and put the luminium foil

525
00:28:44.240 --> 00:28:46.200
<v Speaker 3>on her roof. But they never came back.

526
00:28:46.599 --> 00:28:50.319
<v Speaker 2>Really, so they do not want to have a disco

527
00:28:50.440 --> 00:28:51.519
<v Speaker 2>space potty party.

528
00:28:51.880 --> 00:28:52.920
<v Speaker 3>They do not know.

529
00:28:53.680 --> 00:28:56.039
<v Speaker 1>Just a quick round worm aside, because I know we

530
00:28:56.079 --> 00:29:01.920
<v Speaker 1>all want one. Brainworm parasites Akaa bayless scaris procyonus are

531
00:29:02.119 --> 00:29:05.680
<v Speaker 1>tiny little monsters and you must destroy them. So there's

532
00:29:05.680 --> 00:29:08.680
<v Speaker 1>this one CDC pamphlet that I read today. It earnestly

533
00:29:08.759 --> 00:29:13.319
<v Speaker 1>recommended the kill it with fire technique. The pamphlet continued

534
00:29:13.359 --> 00:29:16.640
<v Speaker 1>with this very breezy faq and just said, should I

535
00:29:16.680 --> 00:29:19.799
<v Speaker 1>flame the latrine site with a pro paine torch? And

536
00:29:19.839 --> 00:29:23.680
<v Speaker 1>then calmly answered, most chemicals don't kill roundworm eggs that

537
00:29:23.720 --> 00:29:27.400
<v Speaker 1>are not suitable for outdoor use. Extreme heat will kill

538
00:29:27.440 --> 00:29:31.720
<v Speaker 1>eggs instantly, break up and turnover contaminated soil several times,

539
00:29:32.079 --> 00:29:36.079
<v Speaker 1>flaming each time. Flaming with the propaine torch is effective,

540
00:29:36.400 --> 00:29:40.720
<v Speaker 1>but could cause a fire, burn, injury, or surface damage.

541
00:29:40.960 --> 00:29:43.000
<v Speaker 1>And then it just says, you know, ask the fire

542
00:29:43.039 --> 00:29:47.079
<v Speaker 1>department first, obviously, and obviously they have likes, they have dislikes,

543
00:29:47.279 --> 00:29:50.119
<v Speaker 1>They have a certain language of their own. So when

544
00:29:50.160 --> 00:29:52.880
<v Speaker 1>it comes to their cognition, how smart are they?

545
00:29:53.160 --> 00:29:56.519
<v Speaker 3>Not as smart as people think they are. Ouch. Honestly,

546
00:29:56.519 --> 00:29:58.720
<v Speaker 3>I started studying raccoons because I thought they would be

547
00:29:58.920 --> 00:30:01.240
<v Speaker 3>like the monkeys of North America. So I study a

548
00:30:01.279 --> 00:30:04.640
<v Speaker 3>lot of primates, and we don't have monkeys in North America,

549
00:30:04.799 --> 00:30:08.319
<v Speaker 3>So I thought, I wonder if Raccoons fill that same niche,

550
00:30:08.359 --> 00:30:10.400
<v Speaker 3>and their little brains have developed to be like the

551
00:30:10.519 --> 00:30:14.279
<v Speaker 3>monkeys a North America. Because everyone's like, oh, they're geniuses. Yeah,

552
00:30:14.279 --> 00:30:16.720
<v Speaker 3>the answer is no, they are not the monkeys of

553
00:30:16.720 --> 00:30:21.440
<v Speaker 3>North America. They are clever and endearing and lovely sometimes,

554
00:30:21.720 --> 00:30:24.039
<v Speaker 3>but they are not the monkeys of North America. So

555
00:30:24.680 --> 00:30:28.480
<v Speaker 3>they do have good memory. But when it comes to

556
00:30:30.400 --> 00:30:33.079
<v Speaker 3>I'll give you an example. So if I work with

557
00:30:33.119 --> 00:30:36.799
<v Speaker 3>monkeys in Kenya and they're called vervet monkeys, they're little,

558
00:30:36.960 --> 00:30:41.200
<v Speaker 3>adorable little monkeys, and little Vervet monkeys will watch you

559
00:30:41.599 --> 00:30:44.079
<v Speaker 3>and know when you turn your back, they will steal

560
00:30:44.119 --> 00:30:48.240
<v Speaker 3>your stuff. That's what they do. Raccoons, they may watch you,

561
00:30:48.319 --> 00:30:49.960
<v Speaker 3>but they don't wait for you to turn your back

562
00:30:50.039 --> 00:30:54.079
<v Speaker 3>to doing stuff because they don't understand that. They just

563
00:30:54.279 --> 00:30:56.599
<v Speaker 3>see a thing and want the thing and get the thing.

564
00:30:57.160 --> 00:31:01.880
<v Speaker 3>So there's no sort of plotting and scheming, just impulsivity

565
00:31:02.240 --> 00:31:06.119
<v Speaker 3>and just going for it. And that's what raccoons do.

566
00:31:06.200 --> 00:31:09.079
<v Speaker 3>It's a different kind of cognition really, it's just a

567
00:31:09.160 --> 00:31:17.680
<v Speaker 3>sort of like destroy, break, grab, do whatever, fiddle with

568
00:31:17.799 --> 00:31:21.039
<v Speaker 3>stuff until things break. That is what their go to

569
00:31:21.200 --> 00:31:25.799
<v Speaker 3>strategy is. So they're not sitting and pondering and thinking

570
00:31:25.839 --> 00:31:29.559
<v Speaker 3>about how doors work or any of that stuff. They're

571
00:31:29.599 --> 00:31:32.599
<v Speaker 3>just like, if I keep on pushing at it, it's

572
00:31:32.680 --> 00:31:35.279
<v Speaker 3>gonna open up. So that's what they do.

573
00:31:35.559 --> 00:31:37.160
<v Speaker 2>They're a little chaos goblins.

574
00:31:37.319 --> 00:31:41.359
<v Speaker 3>They are, absolutely so. They That's why they do so

575
00:31:41.440 --> 00:31:44.400
<v Speaker 3>much damage because they're not sitting there thinking about the

576
00:31:44.400 --> 00:31:47.119
<v Speaker 3>best way to get into your house. They're just like, oh,

577
00:31:47.240 --> 00:31:49.119
<v Speaker 3>this looks loose. I think I'll just play with this

578
00:31:49.160 --> 00:31:51.319
<v Speaker 3>for an hour, and then they rip your shingle off.

579
00:31:51.400 --> 00:31:53.720
<v Speaker 3>So that's that's a raccoon way.

580
00:31:54.279 --> 00:31:58.119
<v Speaker 1>So if you're wondering whether raccoons are all gathered somewhere

581
00:31:58.119 --> 00:32:02.000
<v Speaker 1>in an underground layer plotting the destruction of order, well,

582
00:32:02.240 --> 00:32:05.440
<v Speaker 1>according to Suzanne, their cognition is such that they don't

583
00:32:05.599 --> 00:32:09.559
<v Speaker 1>teach each other stuff, but they belong to the Church

584
00:32:09.720 --> 00:32:13.720
<v Speaker 1>of trial and error. So raccoons are called neophiles, meaning

585
00:32:13.720 --> 00:32:16.920
<v Speaker 1>that they see something unfamiliar and they're down. They're just like,

586
00:32:17.119 --> 00:32:19.759
<v Speaker 1>I'm into it. They're the friend that makes you go

587
00:32:19.920 --> 00:32:22.759
<v Speaker 1>on the roller coaster, the one that tries the new

588
00:32:22.920 --> 00:32:26.039
<v Speaker 1>hot wings place even though it's health code rating. As

589
00:32:26.039 --> 00:32:28.279
<v Speaker 1>a sea they're gonna wear hair and pants and a

590
00:32:28.279 --> 00:32:31.720
<v Speaker 1>crop top before everyone else and they'll look good, but

591
00:32:31.880 --> 00:32:34.559
<v Speaker 1>they will also smash your belongings until they eat them.

592
00:32:34.799 --> 00:32:38.240
<v Speaker 1>And they'll invade ecosystems and shake you down for hot

593
00:32:38.319 --> 00:32:41.599
<v Speaker 1>dogs until you're bleeding. And Jarrett made the point that

594
00:32:41.799 --> 00:32:45.039
<v Speaker 1>given that they're endemic to North America, it's just a

595
00:32:45.160 --> 00:32:48.200
<v Speaker 1>damn shame that the bald eagle is our national bird

596
00:32:48.240 --> 00:32:50.839
<v Speaker 1>here in America instead of the raccoon. I mean, what's

597
00:32:50.920 --> 00:32:56.119
<v Speaker 1>more American than a growing divide between rural and metro lifestyles,

598
00:32:56.519 --> 00:33:00.400
<v Speaker 1>some destructive avarice and looking cute from afar but being

599
00:33:00.480 --> 00:33:02.759
<v Speaker 1>kind of a hell child up close. But you still

600
00:33:02.759 --> 00:33:05.279
<v Speaker 1>want to cut a one. I get it, so do I.

601
00:33:05.519 --> 00:33:08.680
<v Speaker 1>But bad news, Suzanne says. In Canada you can't legally

602
00:33:08.799 --> 00:33:11.799
<v Speaker 1>have a captive raccoon, although in the US you can

603
00:33:11.880 --> 00:33:14.319
<v Speaker 1>in certain states with a wild animal permit or a

604
00:33:14.359 --> 00:33:18.799
<v Speaker 1>wildlife rehab license Arkansas, calm down, you can only own

605
00:33:18.839 --> 00:33:22.000
<v Speaker 1>five at a time. And really, perhaps a question isn't

606
00:33:22.640 --> 00:33:24.960
<v Speaker 1>can you cohabitate with a raccoon?

607
00:33:25.599 --> 00:33:26.400
<v Speaker 2>But should you?

608
00:33:26.880 --> 00:33:29.000
<v Speaker 1>I mean it depends do you like anarchy?

609
00:33:29.720 --> 00:33:29.920
<v Speaker 2>Now?

610
00:33:29.960 --> 00:33:35.440
<v Speaker 1>What about folks in America who have domesticated them or

611
00:33:35.599 --> 00:33:36.960
<v Speaker 1>purchased a domesticated one?

612
00:33:37.039 --> 00:33:41.039
<v Speaker 2>Or raised an orphan what is a for.

613
00:33:41.039 --> 00:33:44.680
<v Speaker 1>Lack of a better term, an expert raccoonologist opinion on that.

614
00:33:45.640 --> 00:33:49.000
<v Speaker 3>It's a bad idea. But okay, I do know that

615
00:33:50.200 --> 00:33:55.119
<v Speaker 3>people love their raccoons. People love baby raccoons, and how

616
00:33:55.160 --> 00:33:57.920
<v Speaker 3>could you not. Although they're bity little things, I gotta

617
00:33:57.960 --> 00:34:02.160
<v Speaker 3>say they're super cute. But baby raccoons within a few

618
00:34:02.200 --> 00:34:07.519
<v Speaker 3>months turn into adult raccoons who are super bidy and

619
00:34:08.400 --> 00:34:12.960
<v Speaker 3>super destructive and not quite as cute as they used

620
00:34:13.000 --> 00:34:15.960
<v Speaker 3>to be. So you know, they're wild animals. They belong

621
00:34:16.199 --> 00:34:20.079
<v Speaker 3>in the wild, not in your house, in my opinion,

622
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<v Speaker 3>But if somebody already has one, then you know. I'm

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<v Speaker 3>happy to people send me photos and they're adorable and

624
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<v Speaker 3>these are some very well loved raccoons, but it's obviously

625
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<v Speaker 3>not their natural habitat. So as a Canadian, I have

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<v Speaker 3>to say, please leave the wild animals in the wild.

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<v Speaker 3>But I know that Americans have a different.

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<v Speaker 1>View, right, although we have so many wonderful dogs and

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<v Speaker 1>cats that are just waiting to live.

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<v Speaker 3>In your house and need a home.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, maybe if more dogs had mask markings, Yeah, I

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<v Speaker 1>just would want to get a sharpie draw that on

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<v Speaker 1>whatever it takes, and I do underst if there's an

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<v Speaker 1>orphan and you rescue it and you raise it, but

635
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<v Speaker 1>you know release it because that's and they can live

636
00:35:06.440 --> 00:35:08.800
<v Speaker 1>in your backyard and come back, and you'll find that

637
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<v Speaker 1>they won't.

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<v Speaker 2>But where are they going to go?

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<v Speaker 1>Well, according to Suzanne World Raccoon Expert, they need their

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<v Speaker 1>space and not just from her. So each raccoon has

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<v Speaker 1>a home range of about eighty to two hundred acres,

642
00:35:22.599 --> 00:35:27.599
<v Speaker 1>with do raccoons strutting even further out and obviously like

643
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<v Speaker 1>a city block or a rural road, the population density varies,

644
00:35:31.800 --> 00:35:35.960
<v Speaker 1>but on average, every raccoon prefers to nap and eat

645
00:35:36.039 --> 00:35:40.360
<v Speaker 1>garbage and worms on its own kind of ten acre estate.

646
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<v Speaker 1>So when it comes to your house, you're failing to

647
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<v Speaker 1>impress a raccoon.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't get it, because that's just not what we

649
00:35:47.559 --> 00:35:49.800
<v Speaker 3>would do. But it is the same to me as

650
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<v Speaker 3>seeing a tiger in a one bedroom apartment in New York,

651
00:35:53.480 --> 00:35:57.159
<v Speaker 3>which you know does happen too. Not a good idea.

652
00:35:57.239 --> 00:35:59.559
<v Speaker 3>So all the animals are very sweet when they're a

653
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<v Speaker 3>little bit, they all grow up, and that's a bad idea.

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<v Speaker 1>Can I ask you some questions from listeners who wrote

655
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<v Speaker 1>in sure so excited. Over three hundred questions were submitted.

656
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<v Speaker 1>Oh you god, yea, I know people are excited.

657
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<v Speaker 2>Don't worry.

658
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<v Speaker 1>We will not ask you all of them, although people

659
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<v Speaker 1>would listen. People are so thrilled about raccoons. I mean,

660
00:36:23.639 --> 00:36:26.239
<v Speaker 1>you didn't think raccoons is going to be a single episode.

661
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<v Speaker 2>Hell no.

662
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<v Speaker 1>But before we even attempt to crack into questions, every

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<v Speaker 1>week we scatter money like oily chicken bones on asphalt

664
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<v Speaker 1>to a deserving cause. And this week, doctor Suzann McDonald

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<v Speaker 1>chose Toronto Wildlife Center. And I could tell you what

666
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<v Speaker 1>they do, but instead, like a creep, I went and

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<v Speaker 1>found a published letter from twenty nineteen in which doctor

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<v Speaker 1>McDonald wrote, over the past ten years, it's been increasingly

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<v Speaker 1>obvious that the work that the Toronto Wildlife Center does

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<v Speaker 1>to rescue, care, and treat injured, sick and orphaned wildlife

671
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<v Speaker 1>is an essential service for the area. I personally received

672
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<v Speaker 1>dozens of emails and calls from residents throughout the summer

673
00:37:02.039 --> 00:37:05.199
<v Speaker 1>months asking for help with injured or orphaned raccoons, and

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<v Speaker 1>I always send them to the TWC. Natalie Carvinen and

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<v Speaker 1>the TWC do an extraordinary job of helping many thousands

676
00:37:11.880 --> 00:37:14.679
<v Speaker 1>of animals and dealing with many thousands of residents. The

677
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<v Speaker 1>numbers are staggering and only increasing as humans continue to

678
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<v Speaker 1>encroach on wildlife habitat. We desperately need the TWC in

679
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<v Speaker 1>the city. So much applause and many kudos and donations

680
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<v Speaker 1>went to them. More info is available at Toronto wildlifecenter

681
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<v Speaker 1>dot com and center is spelled Centre because Canada. So

682
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<v Speaker 1>that donation was made possible by sponsors of the show,

683
00:37:36.079 --> 00:37:42.239
<v Speaker 1>who you'll probably hear about now. Okay, this first question

684
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<v Speaker 1>comes via patrons Anika, Julie, April, Ethan Buttone, Haley Squire,

685
00:37:47.599 --> 00:37:51.039
<v Speaker 1>Jenna A. Austin Santiago, and Alison Hatts, as well as

686
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<v Speaker 1>Elizabeth age eight, Sorry Lauren for the sweares and this

687
00:37:54.639 --> 00:38:00.039
<v Speaker 1>who needed to know about their bandit core aesthetic. A

688
00:38:00.079 --> 00:38:04.440
<v Speaker 1>lot of people wanted to know how their mask and

689
00:38:05.159 --> 00:38:07.760
<v Speaker 1>striped markings, how their markings evolved?

690
00:38:07.760 --> 00:38:09.840
<v Speaker 2>Why are they wearing accessories?

691
00:38:10.559 --> 00:38:13.079
<v Speaker 3>Well, nobody really knows, So that's the answer is whenever

692
00:38:13.119 --> 00:38:15.519
<v Speaker 3>you ask a question, but why did they did you know?

693
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<v Speaker 3>Why do elephants have trunks? Why do then we just

694
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<v Speaker 3>do the function of it is disputed. Some people think

695
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<v Speaker 3>it is a species identification tool, so that raccoons can

696
00:38:28.599 --> 00:38:31.239
<v Speaker 3>tell other raccoons by the way they look. It seems

697
00:38:31.280 --> 00:38:34.760
<v Speaker 3>an odd location for that, but you know, in the

698
00:38:34.800 --> 00:38:36.920
<v Speaker 3>mask in the face. But some people think because they

699
00:38:37.000 --> 00:38:39.519
<v Speaker 3>work at night, it's kind of like, you know, like

700
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<v Speaker 3>football players put black goop under their eyes to cut

701
00:38:44.039 --> 00:38:50.159
<v Speaker 3>down reflection. Apparently I'm not a big football player person,

702
00:38:51.320 --> 00:38:53.800
<v Speaker 3>and so the idea is that does it as well,

703
00:38:53.880 --> 00:38:56.800
<v Speaker 3>so it will maximize the available light. Their vision isn't

704
00:38:56.840 --> 00:38:59.840
<v Speaker 3>super great at night, and so anything they can get

705
00:39:00.079 --> 00:39:03.599
<v Speaker 3>to help them with that is good. So it probably

706
00:39:03.639 --> 00:39:06.039
<v Speaker 3>does serve that function. I don't know if that's why

707
00:39:06.039 --> 00:39:10.840
<v Speaker 3>it evolved, but there are raccoons without masks, so it

708
00:39:10.920 --> 00:39:14.760
<v Speaker 3>is a trait that varies across the subspecies of raccoons.

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<v Speaker 3>You know, the color of the raccoon does vary across

710
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<v Speaker 3>birth America, and the darkness of the mask does vary

711
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<v Speaker 3>as well. So it does make sense that it would

712
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<v Speaker 3>be a species identification thing in that case that you know,

713
00:39:25.159 --> 00:39:27.480
<v Speaker 3>a little female raccoon would say, oh, that one looks

714
00:39:27.519 --> 00:39:29.840
<v Speaker 3>just like me, really dark eyes or no mask at all,

715
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<v Speaker 3>So that's how it could evolve for sure.

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<v Speaker 2>Aha, Okay, that's good to know listeners.

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<v Speaker 1>Alton Zazie says, my question about trash bandas is did

718
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<v Speaker 1>they evolve to instinctively sniff out the best opportunities to

719
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<v Speaker 1>do crime? Essentially, a ton of people use the term

720
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<v Speaker 1>trash bandas. I'm curious how you feel about the term.

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<v Speaker 1>So yes, patrons who called them trash pandas looking at you.

722
00:39:55.519 --> 00:39:58.480
<v Speaker 1>RJ Deutsche and a dow Wigger, Joe Mueller, Josh Baby,

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00:39:58.559 --> 00:40:02.039
<v Speaker 1>Kaitlyn Schmouse, first time question, Ashley Dent, Spencer Heart, Sidney Bowers,

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<v Speaker 1>Alec Grunman, Gary Young, Link, Susy Kroger, Emily Lance, Liz

725
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<v Speaker 1>s Jade Poehler, Joy Kid, Margo Freed, Paige McLaughlin, Lizzie Martinez, Joy, Caltheimer,

726
00:40:11.320 --> 00:40:14.320
<v Speaker 1>and doctor Tiganwall who's so scared of raccoons she couldn't

727
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<v Speaker 1>even submit a question. And don't worry, I'm not going

728
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<v Speaker 1>to call you out publicly though.

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<v Speaker 2>Oops.

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<v Speaker 1>Also second part smell first time question asker the other

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<v Speaker 1>other Amy Bobby Minard and Yes Sultan Zazie who asked

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<v Speaker 1>about sniffing out opportunities to do crime, and patron Rebecca

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<v Speaker 1>shown killed asked do they really gang up on people?

734
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<v Speaker 1>Or did those seven raccoons just chase my cousin home

735
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<v Speaker 1>because her waitress uniform smelled like pie lot to process here?

736
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<v Speaker 1>And do they have a nose for garbage?

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<v Speaker 3>Well, I actually think the term is really great and

738
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<v Speaker 3>I use it too sometimes solo the pandas are so

739
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<v Speaker 3>you know, I'm a biologist. I'm like, well, they're not

740
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<v Speaker 3>actually pandas you know, I'm always a little bit picky

741
00:40:55.480 --> 00:40:57.239
<v Speaker 3>that way. But yeah, it's a cute term, so I

742
00:40:57.280 --> 00:40:59.360
<v Speaker 3>have no problem with that. They didn't even all the

743
00:40:59.440 --> 00:41:01.760
<v Speaker 3>nose for garbage. But they do have a good nose,

744
00:41:01.800 --> 00:41:03.840
<v Speaker 3>so just like your dog has a really good nose,

745
00:41:03.920 --> 00:41:08.760
<v Speaker 3>So raccoon noses and dog noses are pretty pretty darn good.

746
00:41:08.760 --> 00:41:11.239
<v Speaker 3>It just so happens to serve them really well in

747
00:41:11.320 --> 00:41:13.920
<v Speaker 3>the city sniffing out garbage. And it's not their nose

748
00:41:13.960 --> 00:41:16.199
<v Speaker 3>so much as they can tell there's food in a place,

749
00:41:16.280 --> 00:41:18.039
<v Speaker 3>just like your dog and your cat can, just like

750
00:41:18.079 --> 00:41:21.400
<v Speaker 3>we can to some extent. But you know, raccoons have

751
00:41:21.519 --> 00:41:24.840
<v Speaker 3>the added advantage of having those little hands, so they

752
00:41:24.840 --> 00:41:28.079
<v Speaker 3>can actually get into the garbage. Your dog can smell

753
00:41:28.119 --> 00:41:30.480
<v Speaker 3>that there's something in the garbage can, but can't get

754
00:41:30.480 --> 00:41:32.440
<v Speaker 3>into the garbage can, but the raccoons can.

755
00:41:33.159 --> 00:41:36.119
<v Speaker 1>And so the raccoons aren't plotting saying it looks like

756
00:41:36.119 --> 00:41:37.840
<v Speaker 1>you have to twist it to the left before you

757
00:41:37.880 --> 00:41:40.880
<v Speaker 1>lift it to the right. They're really just like approaching

758
00:41:40.960 --> 00:41:42.800
<v Speaker 1>it with fingers and chaos.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, absolutely, let's see what we have to do. They

760
00:41:46.199 --> 00:41:48.239
<v Speaker 3>bang on it, they knock it. Usually the go to

761
00:41:48.400 --> 00:41:50.800
<v Speaker 3>is knock it over, roll it around a bit.

762
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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>No, I've got over eight hundred hours of video of

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00:41:54.840 --> 00:41:58.280
<v Speaker 3>raccoons attacking garbage cans, and that's what they all do.

765
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<v Speaker 3>So there's no genius raccoon out there. They're just all

766
00:42:03.320 --> 00:42:06.719
<v Speaker 3>just bashing it. And any raccoon that's been able to

767
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<v Speaker 3>figure out these raccoon resistant bins in Toronto has just

768
00:42:11.440 --> 00:42:15.000
<v Speaker 3>broken into them. There have been viral videos showing raccoons

769
00:42:15.199 --> 00:42:18.559
<v Speaker 3>opening the mechanism on these bins, but the mechanisms are broken.

770
00:42:18.679 --> 00:42:22.519
<v Speaker 3>So that's not really fair, is it. So they just

771
00:42:22.599 --> 00:42:24.079
<v Speaker 3>they break stuff, that's what they do.

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<v Speaker 1>So just let this be less than everyone. Just try

773
00:42:27.360 --> 00:42:30.159
<v Speaker 1>and fail a bunch until everyone assumes you're a genius.

774
00:42:30.199 --> 00:42:31.519
<v Speaker 1>I got to hand it to them, or do I

775
00:42:31.559 --> 00:42:33.599
<v Speaker 1>have to pot to them? Y'all wanted to know in

776
00:42:33.719 --> 00:42:37.679
<v Speaker 1>Abby Joe's words, what's with the fingies? And also, of

777
00:42:37.719 --> 00:42:39.639
<v Speaker 1>course why do they wash things with them?

778
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<v Speaker 3>Actually, raccoons evolved. They're called a riverine species, so cleverly

779
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<v Speaker 3>that means they evolved around rivers, so they evolve to

780
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<v Speaker 3>kind of catch their food at the edges of rivers,

781
00:42:51.800 --> 00:42:54.760
<v Speaker 3>and that's why they put food in the water all

782
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<v Speaker 3>the time. So their Latin name is washing actually washing rat,

783
00:43:01.960 --> 00:43:04.159
<v Speaker 3>but washing bear. Lots of people call them that. So

784
00:43:05.400 --> 00:43:08.880
<v Speaker 3>their hands evolved in a very special way in that

785
00:43:08.960 --> 00:43:14.199
<v Speaker 3>they have much more sensitive abilities to detect what an

786
00:43:14.239 --> 00:43:18.800
<v Speaker 3>object is through their fingers, through their hands than through

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00:43:18.840 --> 00:43:22.360
<v Speaker 3>their eyes. So they see with their hands, they feel things,

788
00:43:22.400 --> 00:43:26.119
<v Speaker 3>and that translates into what the object is. So it's

789
00:43:26.239 --> 00:43:28.480
<v Speaker 3>very difficult for humans to imagine this. But if you

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<v Speaker 3>think of a dolphin using sonar, that's also difficult for

791
00:43:36.559 --> 00:43:39.599
<v Speaker 3>us to imagine. They send out sonar and they get

792
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<v Speaker 3>a picture of what's ahead of them. Raccoons use their

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00:43:43.360 --> 00:43:45.599
<v Speaker 3>hands and they get a picture in their head of

794
00:43:45.639 --> 00:43:49.559
<v Speaker 3>what they're feeling. So they can do that underwater. So

795
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<v Speaker 3>if you give raccoons food and there's water nearby and

796
00:43:53.960 --> 00:43:56.199
<v Speaker 3>the food is really hard, they often put it in

797
00:43:56.280 --> 00:43:58.559
<v Speaker 3>the water. They will put everything in the water eventually,

798
00:43:58.599 --> 00:44:01.679
<v Speaker 3>but they like search for food in water. So I

799
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<v Speaker 3>did a little test with a bunch of hot dog

800
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<v Speaker 3>pieces in a bunch of rocks. They're all the same size,

801
00:44:06.880 --> 00:44:09.840
<v Speaker 3>and just timed how long it would take them to

802
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<v Speaker 3>pull the hot dogs out from the rocks that are

803
00:44:13.280 --> 00:44:16.000
<v Speaker 3>all submerged underwater. It takes them like five seconds. They

804
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<v Speaker 3>can They're super super fast at that. If there was

805
00:44:18.719 --> 00:44:22.159
<v Speaker 3>some sort of skilled testing game that they could play

806
00:44:22.199 --> 00:44:24.679
<v Speaker 3>to do that, they would win over every other species.

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<v Speaker 3>They're really really good at that. So they work at night.

808
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<v Speaker 3>They need to rely on things other than supervision, and

809
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<v Speaker 3>what they do is they rely on super sense of touch.

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<v Speaker 2>So they're not washing as most of us grew up thinking.

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<v Speaker 3>No, they're not washing the thing. They may be softening

812
00:44:43.920 --> 00:44:48.199
<v Speaker 3>the thing, it may make it more palatable, but they

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<v Speaker 3>are If you watch released raccoons that have been that

814
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<v Speaker 3>were orphaned, that were hand reared and then released to

815
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<v Speaker 3>the wild. And I was lucky enough to go the

816
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<v Speaker 3>day that we release them out, and the first they

817
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<v Speaker 3>do is they go down to a river and they

818
00:45:02.079 --> 00:45:05.639
<v Speaker 3>all put their hands in the water. Yeah, it's really amazing.

819
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<v Speaker 3>These are raccoons that have never done that before ever,

820
00:45:08.119 --> 00:45:09.760
<v Speaker 3>and that's the first thing they all do. So it

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<v Speaker 3>is a very innate thing. It's an innate behavior that

822
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<v Speaker 3>they do that. And they catch crayfish or crawfish, I

823
00:45:16.840 --> 00:45:20.360
<v Speaker 3>don't know how you say it, and insects and fish

824
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<v Speaker 3>and all sorts of things right by the edge of

825
00:45:22.119 --> 00:45:25.119
<v Speaker 3>the water. So in the wild, that's what they do.

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<v Speaker 3>In downtown Toronto's they go in our little backyard ponds,

827
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<v Speaker 3>they go in our swimming pools, they go in wherever

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<v Speaker 3>they can find a source of water, because that's what

829
00:45:35.559 --> 00:45:36.559
<v Speaker 3>they are born to do.

830
00:45:36.960 --> 00:45:40.840
<v Speaker 1>Okay, So with around three quarters of the sensory part

831
00:45:41.079 --> 00:45:45.559
<v Speaker 1>of the brain dedicated to their tactile business, that is

832
00:45:45.559 --> 00:45:48.880
<v Speaker 1>what raccoons are doing with their cute, soft, tiny, creepy, begging,

833
00:45:48.880 --> 00:45:51.920
<v Speaker 1>adorable hands which I'm really sorry to have to hand

834
00:45:52.119 --> 00:45:55.400
<v Speaker 1>deliver this news. They're actually pause, they're not even hands.

835
00:45:56.000 --> 00:45:58.079
<v Speaker 1>Most folks who call the shots on these kind of

836
00:45:58.079 --> 00:46:00.320
<v Speaker 1>matter say, you got to have an imposable bum to

837
00:46:00.400 --> 00:46:03.440
<v Speaker 1>count as hands. Our little garbage munkers don't. So the

838
00:46:03.480 --> 00:46:06.760
<v Speaker 1>next time you watch one ubscond with half of your burrito,

839
00:46:06.960 --> 00:46:10.079
<v Speaker 1>just check it out. You'll see that it's prayer hand

840
00:46:10.239 --> 00:46:14.519
<v Speaker 1>emojiing your lunch instead of gorilla gripping it, if you will.

841
00:46:14.679 --> 00:46:17.599
<v Speaker 1>So there are your thumb answers Katie Winchester at Dney

842
00:46:17.719 --> 00:46:20.519
<v Speaker 1>to Journey and Jessica Roth, who had asked any hope

843
00:46:20.519 --> 00:46:23.079
<v Speaker 1>of a texting raccoon one day? They don't need thumbs

844
00:46:23.119 --> 00:46:25.599
<v Speaker 1>to text. I wouldn't put it past them, and they'll

845
00:46:25.639 --> 00:46:29.440
<v Speaker 1>probably figure out TikTok before me. But yes, raccoons evolve

846
00:46:29.559 --> 00:46:34.079
<v Speaker 1>to live near water, just bellied up to the river buffet,

847
00:46:34.400 --> 00:46:39.679
<v Speaker 1>their ancestors and their pastoral relatives, just out there snacking

848
00:46:39.760 --> 00:46:43.960
<v Speaker 1>on grubs and all kinds of aquatic critters, which is

849
00:46:44.000 --> 00:46:47.000
<v Speaker 1>why when they go to dunk a cotton candy treat

850
00:46:47.079 --> 00:46:49.679
<v Speaker 1>in water to figure out what the hell this pink

851
00:46:49.719 --> 00:46:53.159
<v Speaker 1>cloud is, it causes them to have an existential breakdown.

852
00:46:53.760 --> 00:46:57.039
<v Speaker 1>Leora and Emily Fitzpatrick, who asked about those videos of

853
00:46:57.119 --> 00:47:01.719
<v Speaker 1>mystified raccoons, I'm assuming you asked because it made a

854
00:47:01.719 --> 00:47:04.960
<v Speaker 1>mark on my soul as well, just the fear of hope,

855
00:47:05.039 --> 00:47:09.400
<v Speaker 1>the mistrust of happiness, safety evaporated.

856
00:47:08.840 --> 00:47:10.440
<v Speaker 2>Slipping through our n thumbs.

857
00:47:10.519 --> 00:47:13.920
<v Speaker 1>But let's talk about lies. So patron Jesse asked, is

858
00:47:13.960 --> 00:47:16.639
<v Speaker 1>it true that they will eat slugs, but first they

859
00:47:16.760 --> 00:47:19.760
<v Speaker 1>roll them in the dirt to make them less slimy.

860
00:47:20.199 --> 00:47:22.119
<v Speaker 2>Please, I'm dying to know if this is flim flame.

861
00:47:22.000 --> 00:47:26.119
<v Speaker 1>Or not, Jesse wrote, Jesse, what raccoons don't have time

862
00:47:26.159 --> 00:47:29.119
<v Speaker 1>to meal prep? Never mind, it's actually true. I fact

863
00:47:29.159 --> 00:47:33.639
<v Speaker 1>checked it. Yes, yes, they use their non hands to

864
00:47:33.840 --> 00:47:36.119
<v Speaker 1>whip up dirt encrusted slugcakes.

865
00:47:36.519 --> 00:47:38.239
<v Speaker 2>But I wonder are they any good?

866
00:47:38.519 --> 00:47:38.760
<v Speaker 3>Well?

867
00:47:38.880 --> 00:47:42.400
<v Speaker 1>Christie's Immercoyles wrote in and said, my five year old

868
00:47:42.400 --> 00:47:44.840
<v Speaker 1>would like to know what is it raccoon's favorite food?

869
00:47:45.360 --> 00:47:47.440
<v Speaker 2>Do you have them fill out surveys menus?

870
00:47:48.679 --> 00:47:51.920
<v Speaker 3>No, but they do tell you by what they eat,

871
00:47:52.119 --> 00:47:54.599
<v Speaker 3>so I have tests and a lot of foods. They

872
00:47:54.599 --> 00:47:57.559
<v Speaker 3>do enjoy a nice cat food. I'll tell you that

873
00:47:57.639 --> 00:48:00.239
<v Speaker 3>they enjoy a nice can of cat food WebCAT food.

874
00:48:00.280 --> 00:48:03.320
<v Speaker 3>They enjoy that very much. In fact, it's easier to

875
00:48:03.360 --> 00:48:05.440
<v Speaker 3>say what they don't enjoy than what they do enjoy.

876
00:48:05.679 --> 00:48:09.199
<v Speaker 3>But they do very much enjoy KFC. They do very

877
00:48:09.280 --> 00:48:12.679
<v Speaker 3>much enjoy pizza. They pick the tomatoes and the onions

878
00:48:12.679 --> 00:48:16.920
<v Speaker 3>off because they don't like onions. They do enjoy tacos.

879
00:48:17.000 --> 00:48:21.960
<v Speaker 3>Indian food is a great favorite. They do enjoy. They

880
00:48:22.000 --> 00:48:24.880
<v Speaker 3>do enjoy sweets, but not as much they like nuts

881
00:48:24.920 --> 00:48:27.280
<v Speaker 3>and things. If it's like a Snicker's bar over a

882
00:48:27.360 --> 00:48:30.719
<v Speaker 3>Mars bar, because the Snickers has the nuts, so they

883
00:48:30.719 --> 00:48:33.679
<v Speaker 3>will always go for the higher calorie. They very much

884
00:48:33.800 --> 00:48:39.079
<v Speaker 3>enjoy McDonald samburger's and get enough of those. Anything that

885
00:48:39.360 --> 00:48:44.559
<v Speaker 3>you would enjoy and they will enjoy as well. Onions, No,

886
00:48:44.840 --> 00:48:45.480
<v Speaker 3>not a big fan.

887
00:48:45.639 --> 00:48:46.639
<v Speaker 2>Oh good to know.

888
00:48:48.280 --> 00:48:52.360
<v Speaker 1>Should anyone be feeding them or said?

889
00:48:52.599 --> 00:48:54.480
<v Speaker 2>No, that's generally a bad idea.

890
00:48:54.440 --> 00:48:56.639
<v Speaker 3>Bad idea unless you want to have them come every night,

891
00:48:56.719 --> 00:49:01.599
<v Speaker 3>which is what mine are doing right now. Yeah, oh

892
00:49:01.679 --> 00:49:07.960
<v Speaker 3>my god, they're ripping my coat and every here talking

893
00:49:07.960 --> 00:49:12.440
<v Speaker 3>about overwhelm with raccoons. Yeah, they will. You will have

894
00:49:12.559 --> 00:49:15.400
<v Speaker 3>raccoons coming every night, and when you stop feeding them,

895
00:49:15.400 --> 00:49:19.280
<v Speaker 3>they get quite angry about it. So they expect some

896
00:49:19.400 --> 00:49:22.800
<v Speaker 3>damage out of your property because they will start trying

897
00:49:22.840 --> 00:49:26.280
<v Speaker 3>to get your attention by ripping, weather stripping off and

898
00:49:27.000 --> 00:49:29.920
<v Speaker 3>whatever you got. They'll they'll do some damage. So I

899
00:49:29.960 --> 00:49:33.239
<v Speaker 3>would not recommend that at all. Feisty in Toronto when

900
00:49:33.239 --> 00:49:38.280
<v Speaker 3>it's super super cold, the raccoons are again not hibernating,

901
00:49:38.280 --> 00:49:40.159
<v Speaker 3>but they are much less active. But if they do

902
00:49:40.280 --> 00:49:43.239
<v Speaker 3>come out and the weather the winter is very, very long.

903
00:49:43.840 --> 00:49:45.880
<v Speaker 3>I say to people, yes, you're put out some catholine

904
00:49:45.880 --> 00:49:47.960
<v Speaker 3>for them, just to keep them from starving to death.

905
00:49:48.440 --> 00:49:51.559
<v Speaker 1>Helen Langal first time question ask her said, a friend

906
00:49:51.599 --> 00:49:54.760
<v Speaker 1>of mine told me that most raccoons are functionally bisexual.

907
00:49:55.079 --> 00:49:55.719
<v Speaker 2>Is that true?

908
00:49:57.039 --> 00:49:59.920
<v Speaker 3>How was your friend? How would that person know that? Home?

909
00:50:00.000 --> 00:50:03.960
<v Speaker 3>Oh god, the questions I have. I just I don't know,

910
00:50:05.280 --> 00:50:07.119
<v Speaker 3>functionally bisexual?

911
00:50:08.480 --> 00:50:10.719
<v Speaker 2>No, No, okay, no, not.

912
00:50:10.679 --> 00:50:15.039
<v Speaker 3>Well, you know, maybe they're watching different raccoons, but no,

913
00:50:16.320 --> 00:50:20.119
<v Speaker 3>I've not seen that. I'm not sure what behavior they're

914
00:50:20.199 --> 00:50:25.119
<v Speaker 3>referring to. Males do wrestle same sex. There's wrestling, but

915
00:50:25.920 --> 00:50:28.559
<v Speaker 3>I think that's a bit of a projection to call

916
00:50:28.599 --> 00:50:33.039
<v Speaker 3>that bisexuality. I'm not quite sure what they're referring to.

917
00:50:33.320 --> 00:50:36.159
<v Speaker 3>But if they have video, I would love to see it.

918
00:50:36.760 --> 00:50:38.320
<v Speaker 2>Get in touch, of course.

919
00:50:39.719 --> 00:50:43.280
<v Speaker 1>And by the bye, I went down some real raccoon

920
00:50:43.360 --> 00:50:47.079
<v Speaker 1>tubes looking for the literature on this, and it's credited

921
00:50:47.119 --> 00:50:52.760
<v Speaker 1>to the Seminole nineteen ninety nine McMillan release Biological Exuberance,

922
00:50:52.800 --> 00:50:57.920
<v Speaker 1>Animal Homosexuality and Natural Diversity, written by Canadian biologist Bruce Bagamel,

923
00:50:58.000 --> 00:51:03.280
<v Speaker 1>who listed raccoons among animals who engage in non heterosexual

924
00:51:03.320 --> 00:51:08.239
<v Speaker 1>and non reproductive physical sexual affection. If you will, and

925
00:51:08.280 --> 00:51:12.400
<v Speaker 1>this book is legit. It's often cited by anthropologists and biologists,

926
00:51:12.719 --> 00:51:15.360
<v Speaker 1>and if you listen to the neuro Endochronology episode on

927
00:51:15.480 --> 00:51:19.039
<v Speaker 1>sex and Gender and Biology with doctor Daniel Foul, this

928
00:51:19.320 --> 00:51:22.119
<v Speaker 1>is a reference book that they often cite, and the author,

929
00:51:22.280 --> 00:51:26.719
<v Speaker 1>Bruce Begamel, even is credited with helping reverse some homophobic

930
00:51:26.960 --> 00:51:31.599
<v Speaker 1>sodomy laws in the US, but culturally in an extremely

931
00:51:31.719 --> 00:51:32.480
<v Speaker 1>online way.

932
00:51:32.840 --> 00:51:34.719
<v Speaker 2>I asked around about.

933
00:51:34.440 --> 00:51:38.760
<v Speaker 1>This connection between being by and being a raccoon, and

934
00:51:38.840 --> 00:51:41.599
<v Speaker 1>it seems that the general consensus is kind of a

935
00:51:41.800 --> 00:51:48.559
<v Speaker 1>self deprecatingly ironic, identifying with overlooked trash animals who persevere

936
00:51:49.039 --> 00:51:53.800
<v Speaker 1>despite being perceived as messy, but also hell acute. So

937
00:51:53.840 --> 00:51:57.599
<v Speaker 1>all those in favor say by. Also, if you see

938
00:51:57.639 --> 00:52:00.639
<v Speaker 1>any queer raccoons, get at doctor McDonald on time at

939
00:52:00.719 --> 00:52:04.239
<v Speaker 1>Twitter dot com slash York Psyche, and her avatar is

940
00:52:04.559 --> 00:52:07.719
<v Speaker 1>very easily recognizable. It's a photo of her head being

941
00:52:07.760 --> 00:52:11.239
<v Speaker 1>scaled by a raccoon, which I assumed she was okay with,

942
00:52:11.719 --> 00:52:15.519
<v Speaker 1>unlike when they find her garbage. Liz Davis and a

943
00:52:15.519 --> 00:52:17.079
<v Speaker 1>bunch of other people want to know. How do we

944
00:52:17.199 --> 00:52:19.320
<v Speaker 1>keep the little bandits out of the trash?

945
00:52:19.400 --> 00:52:21.280
<v Speaker 2>Do you cover your trash and foil? What do you do?

946
00:52:22.039 --> 00:52:24.960
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it's really hard. I keep mine in a locked garage,

947
00:52:25.079 --> 00:52:27.400
<v Speaker 3>and trust me, I have been through a lot of this,

948
00:52:27.559 --> 00:52:31.519
<v Speaker 3>so I sympathize. So I keep my bins in a

949
00:52:31.559 --> 00:52:34.639
<v Speaker 3>locked garage and I cover, you know, bungee cords. I

950
00:52:34.719 --> 00:52:37.639
<v Speaker 3>use them. If they get into your garage, though, then

951
00:52:37.800 --> 00:52:41.360
<v Speaker 3>they'll figure it out eventually. But that's the only thing.

952
00:52:41.679 --> 00:52:43.440
<v Speaker 3>We have to be smarter than they are. We just

953
00:52:43.480 --> 00:52:45.400
<v Speaker 3>have to keep it out of their way. If you

954
00:52:45.440 --> 00:52:48.320
<v Speaker 3>put them at the you know, in the driveway at

955
00:52:48.320 --> 00:52:50.599
<v Speaker 3>the curb, the raccoons will get into them. They will.

956
00:52:50.639 --> 00:52:52.960
<v Speaker 3>They have a lot of time on their hands. The

957
00:52:53.079 --> 00:52:56.920
<v Speaker 3>urban raccoons have our fat, and they have nothing else

958
00:52:57.000 --> 00:53:00.480
<v Speaker 3>to do. They will spend I've seen a female spend

959
00:53:00.679 --> 00:53:03.480
<v Speaker 3>all night trying to get into a trash can, and

960
00:53:03.960 --> 00:53:06.280
<v Speaker 3>she has nothing else to do. The ones in the

961
00:53:06.320 --> 00:53:09.239
<v Speaker 3>wild are on the edge of starvation. They don't have

962
00:53:09.320 --> 00:53:12.480
<v Speaker 3>time for this. But the ones in the city, they

963
00:53:12.519 --> 00:53:15.800
<v Speaker 3>have all the time in the world, and they will

964
00:53:15.960 --> 00:53:18.800
<v Speaker 3>work at it. So just keep your bins away from

965
00:53:18.840 --> 00:53:22.599
<v Speaker 3>them and everything will be fine. I put my garbage

966
00:53:22.599 --> 00:53:25.880
<v Speaker 3>bins out in the morning that the trash gets removed.

967
00:53:25.960 --> 00:53:28.360
<v Speaker 3>I don't put them out the night before because I

968
00:53:28.360 --> 00:53:31.920
<v Speaker 3>am tired of picking up stuff off the street. And

969
00:53:32.000 --> 00:53:34.840
<v Speaker 3>all my neighbors are like, haha, they even hit you,

970
00:53:34.920 --> 00:53:36.760
<v Speaker 3>and you're the one who knows about them, and I'm like, yeah,

971
00:53:36.760 --> 00:53:39.480
<v Speaker 3>well yeah, you may know, but all you know is

972
00:53:39.480 --> 00:53:41.760
<v Speaker 3>they're gonna get into it if you leave it. It's like

973
00:53:42.400 --> 00:53:45.119
<v Speaker 3>it's an imitation to a buffet. Why wouldn't they Yes,

974
00:53:45.199 --> 00:53:46.880
<v Speaker 3>why wouldn't they get into it?

975
00:53:46.880 --> 00:53:50.400
<v Speaker 1>It doesn't matter if you're Canada's Queen of raccoons and

976
00:53:50.440 --> 00:53:52.639
<v Speaker 1>you're really vulnerable.

977
00:53:52.199 --> 00:53:55.239
<v Speaker 3>Very sad. Yeah, no, everyone is vulnerable, So just be smarter,

978
00:53:55.400 --> 00:53:58.800
<v Speaker 3>use your giant cortex, and keep your bins under lock

979
00:53:58.840 --> 00:54:01.000
<v Speaker 3>and key until you have to put them out. If

980
00:54:01.000 --> 00:54:03.719
<v Speaker 3>you just leave them there, you're just training them to

981
00:54:03.760 --> 00:54:06.280
<v Speaker 3>get into them. So the more time you give them

982
00:54:06.519 --> 00:54:08.800
<v Speaker 3>to figure it out, the more they will figure it out.

983
00:54:09.159 --> 00:54:11.559
<v Speaker 3>So don't make it easy for them.

984
00:54:12.480 --> 00:54:16.360
<v Speaker 1>Any representations of raccoons in books and movies and TV,

985
00:54:16.559 --> 00:54:19.320
<v Speaker 1>Guardians of Galaxy, anything that they gets it right or

986
00:54:19.360 --> 00:54:19.920
<v Speaker 1>rely wrong.

987
00:54:20.519 --> 00:54:23.960
<v Speaker 3>Well, actually I thought the Guardians of the galaxy was fantastic,

988
00:54:24.400 --> 00:54:26.079
<v Speaker 3>and I really I love rocket.

989
00:54:26.400 --> 00:54:28.440
<v Speaker 2>Question. What if I see something that I want to

990
00:54:28.480 --> 00:54:30.840
<v Speaker 2>take and it belongs to someone else, you will be arrested.

991
00:54:31.159 --> 00:54:32.599
<v Speaker 2>But what if I want it more than the person

992
00:54:32.639 --> 00:54:33.079
<v Speaker 2>who has it?

993
00:54:33.480 --> 00:54:35.800
<v Speaker 3>And I had? You know, I was a little bit

994
00:54:36.039 --> 00:54:39.880
<v Speaker 3>skeptical before I saw it. But he is one ordre

995
00:54:39.880 --> 00:54:42.280
<v Speaker 3>percent for himself. I know he has a group and

996
00:54:42.280 --> 00:54:44.199
<v Speaker 3>all that, but he you know, he would leave his

997
00:54:44.880 --> 00:54:48.000
<v Speaker 3>team members in a heartbeat if it was the same himself.

998
00:54:48.119 --> 00:54:52.320
<v Speaker 3>That's absolutely true. Raccoons would do that without hesitation. I

999
00:54:52.320 --> 00:54:57.000
<v Speaker 3>think it's the cartoons that makes them seem all cuddly

1000
00:54:57.079 --> 00:55:00.519
<v Speaker 3>and funny and whatever. That that's the reason racoons have

1001
00:55:00.559 --> 00:55:03.639
<v Speaker 3>been exported around the world, which is a very very

1002
00:55:03.679 --> 00:55:06.960
<v Speaker 3>bad idea, and now they are an invasive species in

1003
00:55:07.039 --> 00:55:10.760
<v Speaker 3>other countries because there have been cartoons that have shown

1004
00:55:10.800 --> 00:55:13.800
<v Speaker 3>that these raccoons are adorable and clearly not even an

1005
00:55:13.880 --> 00:55:16.360
<v Speaker 3>actual animal, And so people get them and go, oh

1006
00:55:16.400 --> 00:55:19.000
<v Speaker 3>wait a minute, this thing bit me and is destroying

1007
00:55:19.039 --> 00:55:22.159
<v Speaker 3>my house and now I have to let it go outside.

1008
00:55:22.800 --> 00:55:26.679
<v Speaker 1>So people decide I'm just going to quietly release this

1009
00:55:26.960 --> 00:55:30.679
<v Speaker 1>hairy tornado. Nothing to see here, and now those little

1010
00:55:30.719 --> 00:55:34.079
<v Speaker 1>robbers of hearts have made their way to Europe and

1011
00:55:34.199 --> 00:55:38.119
<v Speaker 1>Japan to eat slugs and look for sidewalk curry. And

1012
00:55:38.199 --> 00:55:41.480
<v Speaker 1>also the males use their penis bones. That's right, Count

1013
00:55:41.480 --> 00:55:46.079
<v Speaker 1>Bacula strikes again to get it on so loudly and

1014
00:55:46.239 --> 00:55:49.519
<v Speaker 1>lady raccoons have sometimes up to five babies at a time,

1015
00:55:50.159 --> 00:55:50.800
<v Speaker 1>So many.

1016
00:55:50.599 --> 00:55:55.559
<v Speaker 3>Babies, and then that's just a disaster. So raccoons have

1017
00:55:55.639 --> 00:56:01.679
<v Speaker 3>the potential, with climate change to actually take over much

1018
00:56:01.719 --> 00:56:06.840
<v Speaker 3>of the planet. They will eat every native species that exists.

1019
00:56:07.000 --> 00:56:10.480
<v Speaker 3>No one has defenses against them, and it is a

1020
00:56:10.639 --> 00:56:15.719
<v Speaker 3>very bad idea. So I think those depictions of raccoons

1021
00:56:15.719 --> 00:56:20.519
<v Speaker 3>and cartoons as being super cute and lovely may be

1022
00:56:20.639 --> 00:56:22.760
<v Speaker 3>cute for kids, but it gives people a wrong idea

1023
00:56:22.760 --> 00:56:25.119
<v Speaker 3>of what a raccoon is actually Like I always ask people,

1024
00:56:25.199 --> 00:56:28.159
<v Speaker 3>it's like, have you ever met one? Because if you

1025
00:56:28.639 --> 00:56:31.760
<v Speaker 3>everything you want to go to a raccoon cafe, which

1026
00:56:32.000 --> 00:56:34.679
<v Speaker 3>have actually opened in South Korea, then you've clearly never

1027
00:56:34.719 --> 00:56:38.119
<v Speaker 3>met a raccoon, because that seems like terrible, a terrible

1028
00:56:38.199 --> 00:56:42.559
<v Speaker 3>idea to me. They're mighty, they scratch. I cannot imagine

1029
00:56:42.719 --> 00:56:44.719
<v Speaker 3>to go to a head cafe. Cats are lovely.

1030
00:56:46.360 --> 00:56:49.239
<v Speaker 1>Can just imagine them strolling by and dipping someone else's

1031
00:56:49.239 --> 00:56:52.000
<v Speaker 1>croissant into your tea.

1032
00:56:51.440 --> 00:56:57.320
<v Speaker 3>Absolutely and then throwing like, honestly, it's just I don't

1033
00:56:57.360 --> 00:57:03.159
<v Speaker 3>I like them very much. Obviously, I do not have misconceptions,

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<v Speaker 3>and those misconceptions do come from those media depictions. To

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<v Speaker 3>get back to your question is like, yeah, the cartoons

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<v Speaker 3>are difficult. And you know there's all those videos on

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<v Speaker 3>YouTube and TikTok of raccoons doing cute things, and they

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<v Speaker 3>are indeed cute, but it's never really ending very well

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<v Speaker 3>for the raccoon. You know, some people are super devoted

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<v Speaker 3>to their raccoon and they do take a lot of

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<v Speaker 3>time because they will be very destructive.

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<v Speaker 1>Is that your least favorite thing about being a raccoon

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<v Speaker 1>studier or a piknologist pisonologist. Well we'll figure that out

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<v Speaker 1>in post, but is there what would you say? I

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<v Speaker 1>always asked this at the very end. What would you

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<v Speaker 1>say is the worst thing about raccoons or the thing

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<v Speaker 1>that is hardest about your job?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh? Well, my job is not hard at all. Honestly.

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<v Speaker 3>I get to study animals and it's fantastic. So there's

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<v Speaker 3>nothing that's hard, anything that's hard is because I've made

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<v Speaker 3>a horrible mistake, and it's usually it is always my mistake,

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<v Speaker 3>whether I'm working with elephants or raccoons or whatever it is,

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<v Speaker 3>it's always something dumb that I've done. So the animals

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<v Speaker 3>themselves never are difficult. You just have to know you

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<v Speaker 3>have to start to think like them and appreciate what

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<v Speaker 3>they do and how they view the world. And so

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<v Speaker 3>that's what I try to do. And I always regret

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<v Speaker 3>it when I don't do that, So I try to.

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<v Speaker 3>I see them as a human, what a human would do.

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<v Speaker 3>I misjudge that way. So I would say they never

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<v Speaker 3>do anything that make my job hard. I make my part.

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<v Speaker 3>They're lovely, Honestly, they're just a lovely little species. They're

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<v Speaker 3>not trying to hurt anybody. They're just trying to get by.

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<v Speaker 3>They're doing their job. They work at night, they're trying

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<v Speaker 3>to be quiet. They're raccoons. You know, we just have

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<v Speaker 3>to learn a little bit more about how to work

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<v Speaker 3>with them as opposed to against them.

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<v Speaker 1>What is your favorite thing about what you do or

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<v Speaker 1>about raccoons?

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, well, well about raccoons. Honestly, I just love watching them.

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<v Speaker 3>I was just watching them last night actually playing. It

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<v Speaker 3>just pleases me so much to watch them play, even

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<v Speaker 3>though they're on my deck, playing in my patio furniture

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<v Speaker 3>and you know, ripping it to shreds. But still they're

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<v Speaker 3>so cute and they are just so I don't know

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<v Speaker 3>so in the moment and they just have such fun

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<v Speaker 3>until it all devolves and they start screaming, But there

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<v Speaker 3>is a moment there where it's just so wonderful and

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<v Speaker 3>pure and lovely, and that makes everything that makes me happy.

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<v Speaker 3>Or watching them trying to figure out a task that

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<v Speaker 3>really pleases me any species. I love watching animals trying

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<v Speaker 3>to figure something out and then achieving what they want.

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<v Speaker 3>I just love that. I just love it when they

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<v Speaker 3>they get a thing that they've tried for. It pleased

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<v Speaker 3>me humans too, so just I love that. So it's

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<v Speaker 3>a great privilege to be able to watch all these

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<v Speaker 3>animals do their things. And I can't imagine a better job.

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<v Speaker 1>How interesting to be an animal trying to figure out

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<v Speaker 1>how animals are figuring things out.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, And I always tell my students that it's like

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<v Speaker 3>raccoons are not sitting around trying to figure out how

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<v Speaker 3>do we work? We're the only species that actually have

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<v Speaker 3>a job devoted to figuring out how other species think

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<v Speaker 3>and how they work. That is amazing, like human brains

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<v Speaker 3>are amazing. Just think about it for a minute. Incredible.

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<v Speaker 3>But yes, other species, you know, they do watch us

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<v Speaker 3>and they do get our routines down. So I kind

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<v Speaker 3>of like that too when I realize that they understand

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<v Speaker 3>that if they come at five PM, I will be

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<v Speaker 3>home and they can get some snacks. So that pleads

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<v Speaker 3>me to that we kind of have a mutual understanding

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<v Speaker 3>that please.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you so much for disseminating such important and beloved

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<v Speaker 1>raccoon information.

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<v Speaker 3>It's my pleasure. And I will tell you, if you

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<v Speaker 3>want to keep raccoons away, just cut an onion in

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<v Speaker 3>half and rub it on whatever you don't want them

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<v Speaker 3>to go here. It does work, and it's cheap. So

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<v Speaker 3>sell all these products on the internet. But all I

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<v Speaker 3>do is just use onions from the fridge and just

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<v Speaker 3>put them on whatever. It does keep them away hot too.

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<v Speaker 2>That's amazing.

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<v Speaker 1>So there you go, ask crafty people chaotic questions, because

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<v Speaker 1>now you know that you don't have to be perfect

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<v Speaker 1>or even the smartest. You just have to keep banging

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<v Speaker 1>away at things and be hungry for Discovery. Maybe there's

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<v Speaker 1>a chicken on the other side. Also, raccoons are kind

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<v Speaker 1>of a look but maybe don't touch kind of friend.

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<v Speaker 1>Just get a cat and follow doctor McDonald at your

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<v Speaker 1>psych on Twitter. Her website is linked on the show notes.

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<v Speaker 1>We're at Ologies on Twitter and Instagram. I'm at Aliward

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<v Speaker 1>with one l on both at TikTok, I'm at ali

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<v Speaker 1>underscore Ologies where I'm posting badly and more links will

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<v Speaker 1>be up at aliward dot com, slash Ology, slash pro

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<v Speaker 1>Scionology and another episode coming your way with more raccoon

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<v Speaker 1>experts and their favorite things about raccoons next week. And

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<v Speaker 1>thank you Aaron Talbert who admins the Ologies podcast Facebook group,

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<v Speaker 1>Shannon and Bonnie for merch help. Transcripts are by Emily

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<v Speaker 1>White of the Wordery, Caleb Patten. Bleeps episodes and free

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<v Speaker 1>transcripts and Bleeped episodes are up at alleyware dot com.

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<v Speaker 1>Slash Ologies extras, scheduling and business help by Noel Dilworth

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<v Speaker 1>and Susan Hales. The Grodriguez Thomas and Stephen Ray Morris

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<v Speaker 1>edt of Thesmologies episodes that come out every two weeks.

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<v Speaker 1>Those are bite sized and Classroom Safe. Jared Sleeper is

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<v Speaker 1>the lead editor and is up at all hours helping

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<v Speaker 1>me work on this. Currently it's three oh four in

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<v Speaker 1>the morning. Nick Thorburn wrote and performed the theme music

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<v Speaker 1>And if you listen to the end, you hear a secret.

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<v Speaker 1>And this week the secret is a big ologies milestone

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<v Speaker 1>is right around the corner, and I'm not sure how

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<v Speaker 1>to celebrate it. But next month it looks like we

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<v Speaker 1>are going to turn over the ondometer to sixty nine million,

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<v Speaker 1>four hundred and twenty thousand, six hundred and sixty six lessons.

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<v Speaker 3>It's gonna happen in January.

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<v Speaker 1>It looks like so I don't know which one of

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<v Speaker 1>you is going to be hitting play on that, but

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<v Speaker 1>it's gonna be special anyway. Happy holidays, More raccoons next week, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>verbe

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<v Speaker 2>Hey, all right, Little King tresh Melt found himself a

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<v Speaker 2>piece of pizza.
