Speaker 1: Cool, Broken Simulation, Broken Simulation, Sam Triple Welcome to Johnny
Speaker 1: Woodard presents Broken Simulation starring Johnny Weirard.
Speaker 2: Where is it Johnny Weird?
Speaker 1: Johnny Johnny says, I'm blowing out his ears, so I
Speaker 1: have to talk very lightly. So this could be a
Speaker 1: very mellow Sam today, very mellow.
Speaker 2: It's a nice sound.
Speaker 3: Thank you.
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Speaker 1: Broken Simulation. I was I should have shaved before.
Speaker 2: Dude, you joined the room earlier and then realize you joined.
Speaker 2: I guess and I heard you. You were just talking
Speaker 2: to yourself going, I'm just never gonna get in shape.
Speaker 1: I'm just never gonna get in shape. I just get
Speaker 1: fed ship food.
Speaker 2: Oh is that what you were talking about here? Dinner?
Speaker 1: So I just eat like shit constantly.
Speaker 2: That was funny. That was funny. You're just like, I'm
Speaker 2: just never gonna get in shape. Like part of my
Speaker 2: soul was just like, I'm sorry, Sam. Yeah, I feel
Speaker 2: the same way. I feel the same way that it
Speaker 2: wouldn't be nice to just once in your life just
Speaker 2: get really shredded, just one time.
Speaker 1: I just want one time and just blow it out.
Speaker 2: What do you mean, blow blow it out?
Speaker 1: Just fucking be like boom, dude, just be just shredded
Speaker 1: and then be like super.
Speaker 2: Fat guy Like you're right after that Christian Bale for
Speaker 2: a role or something. Is that what you're saying, Like, really,
Speaker 2: just eat yourself into grave. Uh so, Sam, we just
Speaker 2: had the thousandth episode in Austin. That was awesome. Thank
Speaker 2: you to everybody who came. A lot of people came,
Speaker 2: a lot of broken send people that was cool to
Speaker 2: meet all.
Speaker 1: It was amazing, dude. It was amosy.
Speaker 2: Put faces to names.
Speaker 1: It was great, dude. I mean just it could not
Speaker 1: have gone better, dude. And it's like Dan's like, dude,
Speaker 1: pull it back in, pull it back in. It's like
Speaker 1: they're all over the place. I'm like, this is exactly
Speaker 1: what I want.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Yeah, It's is funny. She told me she sent
Speaker 2: you that text. She was like, yeah, I told him
Speaker 2: that was enough self filetio talk and U.
Speaker 1: Dana is really a great human being who does a wonderful,
Speaker 1: wonderful job of just being a wonderful person. But I
Speaker 1: mean just a human being who is an expert and
Speaker 1: everything instantly, so I'm like, this is exactly wh I
Speaker 1: wanted to go. I just want to have ping pong
Speaker 1: between Kurt.
Speaker 2: It was the easiest show because we did our thing
Speaker 2: for like fifteen minutes and then came out and had
Speaker 2: a tenfoil It's a normal episode of Tenfoil Hat where
Speaker 2: the guests are the drivers for the main part of it.
Speaker 2: And that's love that I.
Speaker 1: Could just sit back make my comments. It didn't get out,
Speaker 1: by the way, that's every episode of the Curtain Sam experiment. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's every just me like I'm flavor playing it, feel it,
Speaker 1: feel it. Oh yeah, hell yeah, come come. So it's great.
Speaker 1: So Johnny, you know, after the show, we were very sorry.
Speaker 1: My daughter's in the background just trying to go to
Speaker 1: bed while simultaneously rocking at the same time. So, uh,
Speaker 1: after the show, it went off. You know, it went great.
Speaker 1: Couldn't have gone better, could not have gone better. Afterwards,
Speaker 1: meet and greet, Johnny hides and comes out for two
Speaker 1: pictures and runs off. I don't know.
Speaker 2: I don't know what you're talking about. I was on
Speaker 2: the front. I was in the couple of the people
Speaker 2: called me out to the front, and I was meeting
Speaker 2: people out in the front. You guys are in the
Speaker 2: lobby and everybody else was outside. I met way more
Speaker 2: people than you did, probably out in the front.
Speaker 1: So uh, we had a wonderful time and it was
Speaker 1: a blessing and like we got some cool gifts. One
Speaker 1: of the gifts we got was from seventy pounds of
Speaker 1: chee cheese who just gave us all our own Uh
Speaker 1: dick key change, that's a Johnny. You gotta pick which
Speaker 1: one you want? Do you want super dark? Do you
Speaker 1: want light dark? Do you want long skinny? Do you
Speaker 1: want they have different heads? Have you noticed?
Speaker 2: Maybe maybe I'm wrong here, but it appears she has
Speaker 2: put them in reverse order of the stereotype. Is that
Speaker 2: is that right? Like the darkest is the smallest, which is.
Speaker 1: Weird because her boyfriend slash husband is black, so maybe
Speaker 1: she's sending out signals. But yeah, so is this the
Speaker 1: white guy? I don't even know? Is this a white guy?
Speaker 2: The pink one is the white one?
Speaker 1: And then what was this Native American?
Speaker 2: I think that's uncircumcised white is what you got? Okay,
Speaker 2: that's x G Yeah, and then you got Mexican. Well,
Speaker 2: then this is what light skin half it's Indian. I
Speaker 2: would say, like, this is this is Nave America. No, no, no,
Speaker 2: I'm familiar.
Speaker 1: Johnny. You keep you your sound keeps getting weird. You
Speaker 1: go frizzle on us real good, what do you mean?
Speaker 1: I was like, I heard when you talk and then
Speaker 1: the last one is black, which is her boyfriend. But
Speaker 1: it's the tiny it's a tiny penis.
Speaker 2: It's the heart of Yeah, that's the darkest one you
Speaker 2: could imagine.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, this one makes your credit go bad fast.
Speaker 2: I'd love to his testicles are still white though. I
Speaker 2: like that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Johnny, you keep distortion, dude, you keep doing distortion.
Speaker 2: This move is gonna kill me.
Speaker 3: Bro.
Speaker 2: It's been the hardest couple of weeks. I don't know
Speaker 2: what to say. I mean, I'm plugged in the same
Speaker 2: way I always am. I can't imagine what distortion you
Speaker 2: guys hearing distortion on my from my microphone? Yeah, I am, no,
Speaker 2: But are the people who count hearing it as well?
Speaker 2: Am I distorted? Am? I going?
Speaker 1: Okay? So, Johnny, here's the coolest thing, the coolest thing ever.
Speaker 1: So a guy comes up to me during the show.
Speaker 1: At the end of the show. He goes, hey, yes.
Speaker 2: And then two people say no, I don't know what
Speaker 2: to believe. Well, I hear it, so yeah, yeah, but
Speaker 2: it could just be you. It could be your your
Speaker 2: yeah or something.
Speaker 1: Yeah. But everyone's like yeah, buzz.
Speaker 2: Note some people are saying no. It's very confusing.
Speaker 1: Okay, Johnny, just just whatever you want to do. I
Speaker 1: don't care. So anyways, so this someone comes up to me.
Speaker 1: He goes, hey, man, I want to give you a gift.
Speaker 1: I go cool. He goes, hey, man, I want to
Speaker 1: give you a gift for you have five years so Friday, right,
Speaker 1: which I do, and if I'm blessed to make it
Speaker 1: to December, it will be six years. He goes, I
Speaker 1: want to give you something, and he gives me. I
Speaker 1: don't know if you can see it. It just sucks.
Speaker 1: Hold on, yeah, let me see if I can get
Speaker 1: this right. Okay, there it is somewhat see it. It
Speaker 1: is a five year sobriety anniversary. I gotta move it
Speaker 1: over here. So the freaking flat Earthen goes, look, he's
Speaker 1: covering his eye. That's so illuminati. Okay, I literally have
Speaker 1: to do that now because the Internet has become extremely stupid.
Speaker 1: So right, I have to go. Oh, I can't just
Speaker 1: move my hand that way because there's a guy who's
Speaker 1: got who's a fed, has too much time on his hands. Okay,
Speaker 1: look at this. So it's a five year sobriety coin.
Speaker 1: And and it's made us silver.
Speaker 2: That's really gy.
Speaker 1: And then on the back, look at it, Johnny, it's
Speaker 1: celebrating our thousandth episode at the Mothership at Sam TRIPLEI
Speaker 1: one thousand, one thousand, one thousand Comedy Mothership.
Speaker 2: Oh that's so cool, man?
Speaker 1: Is that cool? Dude?
Speaker 2: It's really cool. Wow.
Speaker 1: So you know, whenever someone I love that gets sober,
Speaker 1: maybe I'll give him. Now'll pass it on, dude, as on.
Speaker 2: Oh, on their five years.
Speaker 1: When someone else gets five years, Yeah, we'll do that.
Speaker 2: When they have a Tinfoil Hat podcast and that reaches
Speaker 2: a thousand episodes, you'll give it to him.
Speaker 1: Yeah, when another show called Timfoil Hat, I will give
Speaker 1: them that coin if they're sober.
Speaker 2: I gotta.
Speaker 1: I'm going to go nuts right now.
Speaker 2: Just want everyone to know that somebody's blowing you up.
Speaker 1: Yeah. It's never good either.
Speaker 2: No, it's it's never good. No, anytime's never good ever ever.
Speaker 2: Cure Starmer's out. That's a big one.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's amazing, right, how how awesome is that? And
Speaker 1: the guy replaced him is just a bigger creep than
Speaker 1: he is. I mean it's like everyone's excited he's gone.
Speaker 1: Then it's like watch who you wish for? Everyone's like
Speaker 1: we want that. Yeah, who's gone. The guy in the
Speaker 1: waiting is even worse than he is, if that's possible.
Speaker 2: Y oh yeah, dude. Tucker was talking about it a
Speaker 2: couple of days ago. Who's like a moderate politically in Israel,
Speaker 2: which is unbelievable. There's that one guy that's like kind
Speaker 2: of runs that party under him, the Lakouts, And.
Speaker 1: Yeah, absolutely insane, total psycho, absolutely insane. They're all insane people.
Speaker 1: It's a bubble where they're allowed to become insane, you know,
Speaker 1: and it's just like there you go, dude. I mean,
Speaker 1: like it's again, when you allow people to not be
Speaker 1: criticized by outside forces, they become the most extreme version
Speaker 1: of themselves. And the Luku Party is the greatest example
Speaker 1: of that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's it's insane. I think John Lennon said it's
Speaker 2: the government is run by insane people with insane motives,
Speaker 2: you know, like just yeah.
Speaker 1: I mean I always say America is a nation of
Speaker 1: retards being being governed by psychopaths, but Israel is a
Speaker 1: nation of psychopaths being ran by even more psychopaths, even
Speaker 1: biter psych even darker psychopath I mean, it's just like,
Speaker 1: I don't believe anything. This war, just I don't believe
Speaker 1: any of it. Dude, I believe the only thing is
Speaker 1: Kevin Bacon. You know what I'm talking about. I think
Speaker 1: it's it's all Kevin Bacon and that's it. Everything else,
Speaker 1: and they're all working together for that.
Speaker 2: Dude, I totally agree. Did you the White House posted this,
Speaker 2: uh what yet today yesterday? Just totally effing with the
Speaker 2: QAnon people. Did you see this tweet that the White
Speaker 2: House posted? Uh, the White House will be Q posting
Speaker 2: today the White House and then you have to scroll
Speaker 2: down like a million like down and down and down,
Speaker 2: and you scroll down and then it goes in by
Speaker 2: Q we mean quantum. Stay tuned.
Speaker 1: Okay, Yeah, it's.
Speaker 2: The most If you go and find the tweet that
Speaker 2: they're talking about after they troll the Q andons, it's
Speaker 2: the most Trump quantum tweet ever. It says Q is
Speaker 2: for quantum. Under President Trump's leadership, quantum is This is
Speaker 2: how he talks about stuff. He says want not quantum
Speaker 2: computing or it's quantum. Just quantum is making a massive
Speaker 2: leap in America, is at the forefront of these innovations
Speaker 2: and groundbreaking technologies. And he signed an executive order, as
Speaker 2: he loves to do, unleashing American quantum technologies innovation. That's
Speaker 2: their c post.
Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly. I mean they think they're clever.
Speaker 2: What do you think of that though? Just kind of
Speaker 2: because Q I mean, say what you will about him,
Speaker 2: but those people played a huge role in getting him elected.
Speaker 1: Now, I mean that was the game, right, But the
Speaker 1: truth is that it was Operation Trust, and they were
Speaker 1: telling you everything that was happening, you know, to the
Speaker 1: point where you got to wonder if they ran Hillary
Speaker 1: Clinton just to get him in. They knew how everybody
Speaker 1: hated it, hated him, hated her. And she literally said,
Speaker 1: I knew they would never let me be president. I
Speaker 1: knew it. I knew it. Yeah, she said that the
Speaker 1: night she lost. She's like, I knew they wouldn't let
Speaker 1: me be president. I knew it. Yeah, because you're a
Speaker 1: psycho bitch. That's why nobody wants psycho bitch And pantsuits
Speaker 1: in there. You know what I'm saying, Like, how many?
Speaker 1: How many? How much dark shit do you gotta get
Speaker 1: into before you realize you can't be president?
Speaker 2: Yeah? I mean, isn't that kind of a prerequisite. Most
Speaker 2: of the time I.
Speaker 1: Got, Oh, yeah, I mean it is, but nobody knew
Speaker 1: about it. It's like, dude, Hillary Clinton did so much
Speaker 1: damage to the Internet. We had such a great internet
Speaker 1: up to twenty fifteen, Like it was glorious, and then
Speaker 1: she had to come and ruin everything. Jeffrey Wilson in
Speaker 1: the chat saying Hillary Clinton smells like Pee. I haven't
Speaker 1: gotten that close to know. I'll take your word for him.
Speaker 1: I think black people all think white people smell like
Speaker 1: pe right.
Speaker 2: I think most white people think that of black people too,
Speaker 2: if I'm being honest, I.
Speaker 1: Never thought of person smelled like Pete ever in my life.
Speaker 1: I know.
Speaker 2: It's I can tell you why I might think that.
Speaker 2: It's because this girl, Shanin when I was in kindergarten
Speaker 2: through like third grade, she just pissed herself all the time, dude.
Speaker 2: And she would sit next to me in class and
Speaker 2: just piss herself and they'd have to send her home
Speaker 2: every day. For pissing herself.
Speaker 1: Man, she knew how to get out of class. She's like,
Speaker 1: fuck it, but I want to go home piss.
Speaker 2: What a genius, Shanin.
Speaker 1: Let me just tell you something. My daughter Chad's gonna
Speaker 1: be joining us soon, right too. We have dude occasionally
Speaker 1: you go robot on us. Dude, it's very weird.
Speaker 2: I don't imagine what it is.
Speaker 1: I can't imagine. It's your new place. It's fucking haunted. Okay,
Speaker 1: it's a haunted place. She went for the nice view
Speaker 1: and you were, oh, I can't believe we got this,
Speaker 1: this amazing apartment. You're like, well, because it's haunted, we.
Speaker 2: Would have seen the hauntings by now you haven't seen any.
Speaker 1: Well, your your your microphone's just just going straight up
Speaker 1: like possessed. Seriously, your your microphone is haunted. Right, everyone's
Speaker 1: agreeing with me in the in the chat, you're you're
Speaker 1: you're literally muted, dude, You're the ghosts are messing with you. You
Speaker 1: have tweaker ghosts, just like I have tweaker ghosts.
Speaker 2: I don't know how you're hearing anything if I'm not talking.
Speaker 2: That's the part I don't know. So you were talking
Speaker 2: I wasn't even pugged in and you were saying, I can.
Speaker 1: Hear myself on your thing. It's just it's not going well, Johnny.
Speaker 1: Just go I'll come back and just let me have a.
Speaker 2: Moment of people what you can hear yourself?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I've heard myself a couple of times because.
Speaker 2: I got headphones on. There's nothing. I mean, I don't
Speaker 2: know how that's possible, dude.
Speaker 1: Some people think your microphone is haunted by dead people.
Speaker 2: I don't know what's going dude.
Speaker 1: We just got some autistic dollars. Bro, the show is
Speaker 1: going to ship, Johnny. You're setup is just ruining the show.
Speaker 1: And we're still getting autistic dollars.
Speaker 2: I mean, you know you can't show up a fucking
Speaker 2: hour late and then give me ship for myself.
Speaker 1: Oh that's gotta be it. It's my fault. You're totally right.
Speaker 1: I messed with your dude.
Speaker 2: Up earlier and then I can hear. Let me change
Speaker 2: Mike's Johnny.
Speaker 1: It's literally like you have like a sound effect machine
Speaker 1: on your microphone and you're like, let me act like
Speaker 1: I'm a haunted old lady in the library, Johnny. Everybody
Speaker 1: in the in the comment section says, your place is haunted. Okay,
Speaker 1: much better? God, Yeah, Johnny can't even jerk off in
Speaker 1: his own house because he knows it's a freaking ghost watching. Yo.
Speaker 1: His power is tripping, Johnny, don't I mean, dude, why
Speaker 1: am I tripping? I'm not tripping. I just want you
Speaker 1: guys not to get shocked by the words. Johnny said, Yeah,
Speaker 1: that sounds much better, Johnny.
Speaker 2: Does it sound Johnny?
Speaker 1: Can you supersize my order too? Can you throwing an
Speaker 1: icy in there too?
Speaker 2: Jesus Christ. Sam's in a bad mood because his home
Speaker 2: life is driving him crazy.
Speaker 1: Johnny, You're just a piece of shit. I just need you.
Speaker 1: I'm not in a bad mood. I just like, technically
Speaker 1: we're having problems and you're you're deflecting and blaming on me.
Speaker 2: It's not me what You're taking it out on me,
Speaker 2: and I'm not.
Speaker 1: Taking it on you. I'm like, your thing sounds like shit?
Speaker 1: Why am I the asshole? Now? It sounds better? You
Speaker 1: look like you work at Wendy's. Why are you upset
Speaker 1: with me?
Speaker 2: What else is going on?
Speaker 1: Doesn't Johnny have Wolf of Wall Street energy? Right now?
Speaker 1: Just try to take all my fucking retirement invested in
Speaker 1: shebu you knew right now?
Speaker 2: You lookth Brooks. Yeah, let's do Garth Brooks, Madonna, Okay,
Speaker 2: let's run down the list, Britney Spears and uh when
Speaker 2: she goes live? Yeah? Who else? Anybody else?
Speaker 1: All the fast lues?
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, nasfar Okay, guys pit that you get
Speaker 2: a stop for NASCAR? A couple more, get them out? Three?
Speaker 1: Two?
Speaker 2: One man, we're live? Okay?
Speaker 1: Another one?
Speaker 2: How many more? Let me alone?
Speaker 1: That was fire? Dude, that was fire? Say you look
Speaker 1: like an egirl right now.
Speaker 2: I don't know what that means. What does that mean?
Speaker 1: That means you're one of these slots trying to get
Speaker 1: me to give you money, like you're trying to do
Speaker 1: fim down mommy right now?
Speaker 2: Oh oh hell no, sir, yes, I'm from No, no.
Speaker 1: No, you gotta be like, okay, stupid slave, send me
Speaker 1: one hundred dollars right now, your piece of ship. I'll
Speaker 1: be like, oh yes, mistress, here's one hundred dollars.
Speaker 2: I don't think the girls aware of those these things?
Speaker 3: Do they.
Speaker 1: Do? Really? Yeah?
Speaker 4: Uh?
Speaker 2: Okay, what a Jesus? What I mean? This might be
Speaker 2: our worst show ever?
Speaker 1: No, this might be our best show ever.
Speaker 2: And what normally fixes a show when it's off the
Speaker 2: rails is bringing in chat Zumac. So I'm sure it's
Speaker 2: going to get way better here after. I love your chat.
Speaker 2: Oh what's weird? Did you see?
Speaker 1: Uh?
Speaker 2: Lindsey Graham went on face the nation? And I mean,
Speaker 2: is there a bigger other than you? Is there a
Speaker 2: bigger piece of ship than Lindsey Graham on this planet?
Speaker 2: Was talking at it? Looking at Lindsey Graham for a second,
Speaker 2: I can't believe I won't biggest piece of show I was.
Speaker 1: Using, and then I wont. So I can continue to
Speaker 1: get be affed by issues.
Speaker 2: It's going to fail.
Speaker 5: Let's try a diplomatic solution. I think it's going to fail.
Speaker 5: What happens next? I spent four and a half hours
Speaker 5: with President Trump Friday, just working if this.
Speaker 2: Is there anybody that you would least like other than
Speaker 2: that Yahoo? Really you would want to hear? Has been
Speaker 2: four hours plus with our president.
Speaker 1: Then, Johnny, will you look up a Gumby and tell
Speaker 1: me if he doesn't have gumby head right now?
Speaker 2: Dumby, the green thing, the stress Gumby.
Speaker 1: He literally has Gumby head right now.
Speaker 2: Okay, I'm gonna show this, but I don't. Oh, I see,
Speaker 2: I got it. Okay, I got you. Hold on, let
Speaker 2: me kill that. Yeah, I got you. It's kind of
Speaker 2: off with.
Speaker 1: He literally has his head smashed this way. Yeah, that's
Speaker 1: my guy, said that smashed. It was like I worked
Speaker 1: at PF Chains in Vegas and there was this gay
Speaker 1: guy that.
Speaker 2: What are you talking about?
Speaker 1: There was this gay guy that was a drag queen
Speaker 1: back when that was dangerous and he totally had gumby head.
Speaker 2: That's so strange, all right.
Speaker 1: Yeah, his head just went to the side.
Speaker 2: Dude, it was it is it isna.
Speaker 1: It looks like he's like he's being sucked into a vortex,
Speaker 1: like he's just fading away. Look at that, dude, What
Speaker 1: is going on with your head? Dude? This might be
Speaker 1: a clone. We might have to call him the fittest
Speaker 1: flat earther.
Speaker 2: Could be right, Johnny.
Speaker 1: His last video was so incredibly dumb.
Speaker 2: Who's the fittest flat earther?
Speaker 1: Can I? I gotta go find my other phone. It's
Speaker 1: on there, dude. You gotta hear this fucking thing. It's
Speaker 1: so dumb.
Speaker 2: I can just look him up on Instagram? Is it
Speaker 2: on Instagram? Tyler Hanson. Yeah, I got his Instagram right here,
Speaker 2: that's his name.
Speaker 1: That dude, tell me you're not a fed without telling me.
Speaker 2: He block me.
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Speaker 1: You, Johnny, We got big news? Is that traded? Yeah?
Speaker 2: I saw that to the heat, to the heat.
Speaker 1: But what they get I haven't.
Speaker 2: I didn't see that. I just saw the headline that
Speaker 2: he got traded. Are you bringing this thing up?
Speaker 6: There is one thing, Okay, prophesied his own death as
Speaker 6: Olibratree died at the age thirty two from a helicopter
Speaker 6: crash where two helicopters collided with each other.
Speaker 7: You see when you wake up and you start asking
Speaker 7: questions and you stop leaving the mainstream narrative, Well, they
Speaker 7: have agents implanted to create a second player so that
Speaker 7: you get stuck. Actually the truth truth like hold or
Speaker 7: tree fake a death not was taken out because he
Speaker 7: became an independent musician. You want you stuck? At Chester,
Speaker 7: Bennington was taken out because he was going to expose
Speaker 7: child traffic. They want you stuck at they faked them, dude.
Speaker 1: He's literally saying saying that Oliver Tree is George Casanza,
Speaker 1: a fictional character. Like what are we doing here?
Speaker 2: That doesn't even make sense?
Speaker 1: Dude? Yeah, I mean, like it's so dumb. Can we
Speaker 1: do it again? Like what do you say? You freaking retard.
Speaker 7: Up and you start asking questions and you stop leaving
Speaker 7: the mainstream narrative. Well, they have agents implanted to create
Speaker 7: a second layer so that you get stuck at their
Speaker 7: layer instead of actually finding the truth. Truth Like Oliver
Speaker 7: Tree fake is death not was taken out because he
Speaker 7: became an independent musician. You want you stuck at Chester
Speaker 7: Bennington was taken out because.
Speaker 1: What do you say, dude, why showing George Kans.
Speaker 7: Faked the moon landing because they wanted to win the
Speaker 7: space race. They want you stuck at. JFK was taken
Speaker 7: out by the CIA, so you don't realize that.
Speaker 1: He wasn't killed.
Speaker 7: They want you stuck believing in aliens. Okay, a certain
Speaker 7: resemblance to one Owen Wilson, And you might, dude, what
Speaker 7: are you saying?
Speaker 2: Who is that guy? Beyond the bail who is it?
Speaker 1: Oh, this guy's this is my buddy. He's actually really great.
Speaker 1: And of course, yeah, and anybody who says anything that
Speaker 1: and he gets any traction he says names about. But
Speaker 1: let's go into this. Is this guy saying Owen Wilson
Speaker 1: that this guy faked his own death in his own Wilson,
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 7: I mean he had a certain resemblance to someone, a
Speaker 7: certain resemblance to what we don't even look alive Wilson.
Speaker 7: And you might find it ridiculous at first, but I
Speaker 7: promise you, if you give me one more minute, you won't.
Speaker 7: I'm going so everything matches up really perfectly here, even that,
Speaker 7: what if I also told you that's beyond the veil's
Speaker 7: wife and that's Owen Wilson's girlfriend who he has a
Speaker 7: child with. Why in a second, because I want to
Speaker 7: show you how this really matches up and how everything
Speaker 7: is in the exact eyebrows, exact same They also just
Speaker 7: happened to have the exact same multiple scars in the
Speaker 7: exact same.
Speaker 1: I mean, I mean, I can't do this to the listeners.
Speaker 1: He's so dumb. Look at this guy. He has dots
Speaker 1: on his face. He has dots on his face. Oh
Speaker 1: my god, they both have dots on their face. God,
Speaker 1: Rudy literally, Johnny, he literally compared a guy to a
Speaker 1: fake to a fake character on a sitcom.
Speaker 2: I don't think he believes any of this, dude.
Speaker 1: I think he's No, he's a fed, dude, He's a
Speaker 1: total fed. His job is to make everybody dumb. And
Speaker 1: now you're seeing everybody else do this shit like I
Speaker 1: hate it would be other feds. This guy is such
Speaker 1: a fat. Look at this. This guy has a nose.
Speaker 1: That guy has a nose. This guy is too eyes. Yes,
Speaker 1: who else has two eyes? I can hear myself, Johnny,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, Yeah, it's crazy. Do we want to watch
Speaker 1: any more of this?
Speaker 2: I mean it's it's hilarious and mind numbing at the
Speaker 2: same time. So, well, that's the show I know, I'm saying.
Speaker 2: Let's let's listen. That's this location.
Speaker 1: Do you see that they're not the same day? What
Speaker 1: are you talking about? And there's nothing there.
Speaker 7: You can even see the mustache.
Speaker 3: It's in the same.
Speaker 1: Exact Oh my god, dude, push him together. See here
Speaker 1: and here? No, no, perfect, No, it's not perfect, dude, Dude,
Speaker 1: to the other side. And again, why did you have
Speaker 1: to get olden Wilson would zits on his nose like
Speaker 1: of all the pictures of us wise with his nose
Speaker 1: just totally breaking out.
Speaker 2: Is it isn't it? Well?
Speaker 1: I mean, dude, anyone does Okay, we're gonna get out
Speaker 1: of this. Does anyone think these two people look alike?
Speaker 1: I mean, be honest, get in the middle, well, get
Speaker 1: into comments section if you, dude, this guy's just literally
Speaker 1: say this guy and this guy.
Speaker 2: This guy's the other guy.
Speaker 1: Uh, beyond the veil. I thought it was a different guy.
Speaker 7: But this is in the exact same marking in the
Speaker 7: exact same spot, right in the.
Speaker 1: I mean, dude, I I dude, I owe everybody in
Speaker 1: an apology. We all lost IQ points. This guy is
Speaker 1: so dumb. This dude has bad skin. This dude has
Speaker 1: bad skin. How can they both have bad skin? Answer
Speaker 1: me that?
Speaker 2: Speaking of bad skin, here we go, Chad Zooma.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, dad, you just got us dinged on YouTube.
Speaker 3: All the time.
Speaker 1: Yo, Let's give it up for the midnight rider himself.
Speaker 1: Chad ze Man zoom Oc doing late night in Florida
Speaker 1: could easily be asleep counting sheet.
Speaker 3: Thanks for having me. Guys, I watched the show. Big fan,
Speaker 3: Johnny Woodard, big fan.
Speaker 2: I'm a big fan of Chad.
Speaker 1: We're really excited Chad because you just followed the dumbest
Speaker 1: guy of all time. You're coming in with zero expectations.
Speaker 1: This will be the best time for you to ever shine.
Speaker 1: Like it's literally like you're you're doing Wacky Doodles comedy
Speaker 1: club and your feature just bomb so hard. You can
Speaker 1: just come in and just super crush.
Speaker 3: Do you guys still get zits? Do you guys still
Speaker 3: get them?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Occasionally I'm cursed.
Speaker 3: Yeah, me too.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we're fifty we're getting zits.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's ridiculous, especially around my nose area. I have
Speaker 3: to pop them. It's disgusting.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, oh the worst. Best feeling though, when it pops,
Speaker 1: you're like, oh nice.
Speaker 3: Yes, there's some sort of feeling there, Chad.
Speaker 1: Let's get into your big the reason your hair. You're
Speaker 1: on a big world win promotional tour, pushing this big,
Speaker 1: big special that you want to talk about.
Speaker 3: I'm doing, Uh, you actually help talk me into it,
Speaker 3: and I talk to enough people. I'm doing a special.
Speaker 3: I'm doing a good funny.
Speaker 1: I have to ask you real quick?
Speaker 3: Yeah, are you own Wilson?
Speaker 1: Some people have been asking in the comments section, are
Speaker 1: you own Wilson?
Speaker 3: Come on, man, is that my own Wilson impression?
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 3: I'm actually Luke Wilson.
Speaker 1: Oh do what happened to him?
Speaker 8: Man?
Speaker 3: He's stole in a movie with Swartzen right now, I know,
Speaker 3: but it's like he did.
Speaker 1: He did Idiocracy and they're like, we're done with you, dude?
Speaker 2: What are you after a career after that?
Speaker 1: He had?
Speaker 2: The Old School was after Idiocracy? Wasn't it? Was it?
Speaker 1: Okay, I'll take it back. I'll take it back. I'll
Speaker 1: take it back. Guys.
Speaker 3: They're actually one of my favorite movies. The movie Bottle
Speaker 3: Rock and a cult classic.
Speaker 2: Their first movie, Fantastic Movie. Fantastic movie, Fantastic.
Speaker 1: I love Late Night and Chad Zumac like he's just
Speaker 1: cool and calm. Ray.
Speaker 2: Now I'm wrong, I'm wrong, Sam. Idiocracy was in six
Speaker 2: Old School two thousand and three, So.
Speaker 1: Whoa hold on? Old School came out before Idiocracy?
Speaker 2: Yeah I did. I didn't think so, but it did.
Speaker 1: Look somebody somebody's telling me on a raviol in station
Speaker 1: and gas station boner pill diet right now, Chad, I mean,
Speaker 1: what what do you do after that? Dude? What do
Speaker 1: you do after that?
Speaker 2: Okay?
Speaker 3: I got itms.
Speaker 2: Uh, let's see. Oh six is Idiocracy Blades of Glory? Uh,
Speaker 2: he wasn't. He don't think he had a big part
Speaker 2: in that though. He was in that movie Vacancy. He
Speaker 2: was in three ten to Yuma. I love that you
Speaker 2: asked me the question and then you just depart. He's gone, now, Yeah,
Speaker 2: that's rude death at a funeral. Yeah, you know he
Speaker 2: might be onto something there. Uh, you're you know, you got,
Speaker 2: you got, you're onto something. Sam. Okay, he's gone. I
Speaker 2: think he's Rushmore too. Yeah, but that was before Rushmore
Speaker 2: was definitely before Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I mean he was the star of that show Rodies,
Speaker 2: but that wasn't That was like twenty six. You're right, Sam,
Speaker 2: you're one hundred percent right after that movie, his career
Speaker 2: took a nose dive. You're one hundred percent right. Are
Speaker 2: you on a micro Sam?
Speaker 1: Sam? Yeah, you're I'm back. We're having a lot of
Speaker 1: technical difficulties. Chat. Please don't add to it.
Speaker 3: Thank you, first and foremost, I want to congratulate, congratulate
Speaker 3: you guys. On your thousands episode of Tenfoil Hat. That
Speaker 3: was awesome.
Speaker 1: Thank you, buddy. I appreciate that. We're very excited about it.
Speaker 1: Big show, big show. What does that come out for
Speaker 1: people to watch? Whenever Chatty's Johnny gets done with it?
Speaker 1: It's a video, you're done with the video?
Speaker 2: The video, No, it's uploading. Well, I paused it for this,
Speaker 2: but ye, that's something. Okay, it'll be a little bit.
Speaker 1: But I showed you earlier, but I want to show
Speaker 1: you again. This is five years, five year chip in
Speaker 1: the back, two full half a thousand episodes comedy mother ship.
Speaker 3: Isn't that thoughtful when people like go out of the
Speaker 3: way and give you like nice little gifts.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we're very excited, Chad.
Speaker 3: You should be. That's awesome. Five years is a long time.
Speaker 1: Yeah, go ahead, Chad, push your push your show. But
Speaker 1: do you have push your your fund me? Dude.
Speaker 3: I just launched to GoFundMe. It's forty eight hours open
Speaker 3: right now, and I'm already almost at two thousand dollars.
Speaker 3: My goal is to get to eighty three hundred and
Speaker 3: I'm gonna produce shoot my own special and it's gonna
Speaker 3: be uh no, holds barred, no gatekeepers. I'm doing it
Speaker 3: all myself. It's time to take take the power back,
Speaker 3: right Sara?
Speaker 2: Is it? Where can they find it?
Speaker 3: Back putting back chat? If you go to my Twitter
Speaker 3: and my Instagram. I pinned it to the top the
Speaker 3: link and I'm putting it in your chat right now.
Speaker 3: And you know it's a little bit like five dollars
Speaker 3: or anything. You can or just share it if you
Speaker 3: don't have money. I understand in Trump's economy, you might
Speaker 3: not have the money all though prices are going down.
Speaker 1: Chatter yor cheddar. Youre upset about Trump now you feel
Speaker 1: like he turned on you.
Speaker 3: I don't. Here's the thing, Like I think they're all
Speaker 3: garbage people. But at the end of the day, once
Speaker 3: you get in there, you can't do anything. You're just
Speaker 3: middle management. Know you You could have all these great ideas.
Speaker 3: As soon as you get in you're caught. You're caught
Speaker 3: in the system.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, But here's the thing. He is already president
Speaker 2: once before and then said he's gonna do all this
Speaker 2: ship the second time, and then do it. You know
Speaker 2: what I mean? Like the first time I get it,
Speaker 2: like you didn't know, but the second time around you
Speaker 2: should have a realistic idea, right of what I don't know.
Speaker 3: Well ISIL owns him. They absolutely, they absolutely do, so
Speaker 3: he can't do much with that. But you know, judge him.
Speaker 3: After four years, that's how I look at it. He's
Speaker 3: done some bonehead things.
Speaker 2: He didn't done. Then it's been four years and another
Speaker 2: two or one and a half.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Chad, it's called six years that you have.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that was cool. You're right, let's give him credit for.
Speaker 3: That, right, But no, it's like, we'll see what it's
Speaker 3: all said and done. I mean, they're all garbage people.
Speaker 3: What's gonna happen in twenty twenty eight. We're gonna get more
Speaker 3: garbage people. We're gonna get your boy Gavin in there,
Speaker 3: and we're gonna get a bro.
Speaker 1: Bro. I'm gonna find just teslat part of the country
Speaker 1: where I don't know anybody moved there. If Gavin news
Speaker 1: and becomes present, imagine just like and it just they
Speaker 1: could totally do it with this mail in ballots.
Speaker 3: Shit, I want to go I was talking to somebody.
Speaker 3: I want to go back when I didn't know who
Speaker 3: Nancy Pelosi was like, I want.
Speaker 2: To watch that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Chad, what was that twenty fifteen.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I was like back when I didn't even know
Speaker 3: who my governor was, and now I know all these
Speaker 3: people like I like, I used to know baseball players
Speaker 3: back in the nineties and tops baseball cards.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a good point, Mark Rubio. I don't care
Speaker 1: about this guy who does bathhouse Rubio guy likes the party.
Speaker 3: Although if you want to watch some good TV, go
Speaker 3: watch jd Vance on the View. That was fun.
Speaker 1: What'd you like about it?
Speaker 2: Really?
Speaker 3: They all ganged up on him.
Speaker 1: It was hilarious. They always do that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, it's funny. They're the only people on the
Speaker 2: planet who can make me sympathetic for jd Vance uh,
Speaker 2: because they're so fucking annoying that you kind of just
Speaker 2: want to reflexively side with whoever's on even if it's
Speaker 2: you know, Adolf Hitler's assistant. Basically, uh, which is anyway,
Speaker 2: I hate that.
Speaker 1: My favorite thing is that, like the chick who just
Speaker 1: wants reparations turns out her family owned slaves. It's like,
Speaker 1: give up your money, bitch, sonny something sounds like a
Speaker 1: porn star. Yeah, dude, again, they're yelling at me about
Speaker 1: the sound. I don't know, dude, how about how's my sound? Now?
Speaker 1: How's my sound?
Speaker 2: Don't Lonny Sonny hostin.
Speaker 1: Sonny Houstin sounds like a porn star.
Speaker 3: I do this thing where I shut off the chat.
Speaker 3: I just look at the paid chat.
Speaker 2: Can't do that, he loves I can't do that.
Speaker 1: Chat doesn't speaking in the chat. They want to know
Speaker 1: if you've ever boothed kool aid of pine apples? Have
Speaker 1: you ever boofed it? What's boofed shoving up your butt? No?
Speaker 3: No, no, I don't do things with the ass. That's
Speaker 3: not fun.
Speaker 1: That's you wouldn't even let a girl put anything in there. No, man,
Speaker 1: he loved her. She was a girl your dreams. But
Speaker 1: she said you wanted to put a finger in there.
Speaker 3: Oh that's fine, that's happened before. But produce. I'm out fruit.
Speaker 3: What is this a neutral bullet? It's my asshole, Chad.
Speaker 3: What's the name of your special.
Speaker 1: Going to be? I don't know.
Speaker 3: It's either going to be Florida trash or I have
Speaker 3: a couple of things.
Speaker 1: Yeah, someone comes in with a two thousand dollars bid.
Speaker 1: Will you name your special after them? Like Mary Thompson.
Speaker 3: The name of the special Mary Thompson.
Speaker 2: Somebody in the chat that Chad is accusing you of
Speaker 2: faking a donation from Godfrey. Is that true if you
Speaker 2: did you do such a thing.
Speaker 3: Oh, there was a big controversy earlier today on.
Speaker 1: Talking about get it Out. We're on your all.
Speaker 2: We're on your side, Chad, We're.
Speaker 1: On your side. Shoot it down.
Speaker 3: No, we talked about that earlier today and we already
Speaker 3: addressed it, so okay.
Speaker 2: So no need to talk about it again.
Speaker 3: Oh No, that's for their show. It's it's all legit.
Speaker 3: It's all there. Go to my gofund me. It's at
Speaker 3: my Twitter and you can donate yourself and I could
Speaker 3: you can pretell.
Speaker 1: True that Jerry Seinfeld donated to your uh special.
Speaker 3: Yeah, him and Larry David, which is nice because they're
Speaker 3: very popular. They're Nicks fans.
Speaker 2: I used to do that. I would change the name
Speaker 2: of the I would get these spam calls and I
Speaker 2: would just change their name to like celebrities, so that
Speaker 2: when I was out on dates and stuff, I would
Speaker 2: have miscalls, you know, from like Brad Pitt calling again, bro,
Speaker 2: we you shut up like that? It was, uh, that's
Speaker 2: how Johnny and pressed Chicks. Yeah, yeah, I really did
Speaker 2: do that. It wasn't Brad who did I I can't
Speaker 2: even remember, it's been so long, but I had a
Speaker 2: couple of them that were like and it was one
Speaker 2: of them was the Mormons, because they would call every
Speaker 2: day at like seven for five years they called every day,
Speaker 2: and I changed their name to something like some celebrity.
Speaker 2: I can't remember.
Speaker 3: When my college drew and I we uh you remember
Speaker 3: caller I d in the home phone, our caller ID.
Speaker 3: Every time we called somebody, it said James Brown, like
Speaker 3: we were changing Brown Brown, So we changed our answer machine.
Speaker 3: We had, uh, we had James Brown, his voice going,
Speaker 3: you know, doing his thing, and we were just pretending
Speaker 3: we're James Brown all the time. It was great.
Speaker 2: Those are the I miss prank phone calls. Did you
Speaker 2: guys do prank phone calls? Just kids like as young
Speaker 2: people like of course, yeah, the whole life in high school.
Speaker 3: Jim Florentine made a career out of it, terrorizing telemarketers.
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh yeah, I've heard his remember it played the
Speaker 1: special needs guy and crushed it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, special ad it was of course, yeah, and Eminem
Speaker 3: became a huge fan and started doing crank phone calls
Speaker 3: with Florentine together because him and his daughter what's her name,
Speaker 3: I don't know, but anyways, they were They would watch
Speaker 3: Crank Anchors when nobody was watching it. It was their
Speaker 3: favorite show and became a fan of Florentine. So it
Speaker 3: was really fun, great show on the road.
Speaker 1: I'd love to see Jim Florentine open up for Eminem
Speaker 1: on the road.
Speaker 3: I don't know if they opened up on the road.
Speaker 3: But they did the MTV Like Music Awards together as
Speaker 3: the puppet and Eminem beat up the puppet and Jim
Speaker 3: did the voice. That was kind of fun. Jim's lived
Speaker 3: a great life, Yeah, Jim's loved a great life from
Speaker 3: the Stern days when Stern was relevant.
Speaker 1: And ing Robin back when it was decent assa yeah,
Speaker 1: cancer free ass chocolate cans.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: And then uh, Chad, do you think they played race
Speaker 1: play at all? Because I would.
Speaker 3: I think they played theland like in Django.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I would do that for sure. Just get unholy
Speaker 1: on that black ass.
Speaker 2: Just reenact the scenes from Jengo.
Speaker 1: I can see that.
Speaker 3: Yeah. You know what's funny about that movie Jango is
Speaker 3: Don Johnson's in there and he says the N word
Speaker 3: a lot, and he says it really well, I'm like
Speaker 3: he said it before. Oh he comes out too.
Speaker 2: Smooth, Don john And by the way, one of the
Speaker 2: coolest people ever.
Speaker 1: Have you met him?
Speaker 2: No, but just look at I mean, the guy is cool.
Speaker 2: Even on that show with Cheech Marin. What was that
Speaker 2: show called Nash Bridges Remember that Bridges? Yeahah, he was
Speaker 2: and it was just like a shitty rip off of
Speaker 2: Miami Vice and like older, but it was just awesome.
Speaker 2: He's he's cool man. Huge song apparently, huge slong. Apparently
Speaker 2: he was sitting at.
Speaker 1: Godzilla down there. Don Johnson, Yeah, that's true. The Don
Speaker 1: of Dick. That's his name, the Don of Dix. How
Speaker 1: come everyone's got big dick but me, what did I do?
Speaker 3: Let's put up a pole.
Speaker 2: What's it, Sam, Dude, and I have a big vick.
Speaker 2: Isn't isn't his daughters?
Speaker 1: Yeah? But here's the thing, dude, here's the thing, Chad,
Speaker 1: All my big dick friends can't get hard right now
Speaker 1: in their fifties, and I'm just shanking.
Speaker 2: That's what you tell yourself to see.
Speaker 1: No, Johnny, it's just true. Please shut up. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I would love to have eight inches, but it doesn't
Speaker 2: get hard.
Speaker 3: So yeah, d coda. Johnson's an actress, Johnny is what
Speaker 3: you were? Yeah, it's daughter.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm more than.
Speaker 1: A field mouse. Dude, I gotta like it used to
Speaker 1: be six inches, but I got so fat. I've lost
Speaker 1: a ton of territory. Oh really, I'm about the five
Speaker 1: and a half at the most if I'm super hard.
Speaker 3: Would you ever think about doing ozempic?
Speaker 1: No? Not?
Speaker 2: After all the ship we've heard on.
Speaker 1: The Caatlas Jones in the chat big guy, big winner.
Speaker 2: We love that guy.
Speaker 1: We do love that guy, dude, we love him always.
Speaker 2: You've lost You've lost minimum half half an inch off
Speaker 2: your donger because of what?
Speaker 1: Yeah it's probably because of the fat.
Speaker 2: Yeah that's devastating.
Speaker 1: It is. But once you have kids, you don't care.
Speaker 1: You're like, I did my job, I'm done.
Speaker 2: Yeah it sounds like you don't care. You keep bringing
Speaker 2: it up and being like, oh, it's not a minute,
Speaker 2: but sure you got kids.
Speaker 1: Hey, Chad, do you want to be the new co host?
Speaker 1: I'm broken, sim I'm getting rid this snarky bitch.
Speaker 3: What is the tension between you and Johnny?
Speaker 1: Is he's just a cranky that houses and moving moving
Speaker 1: is I'm tired?
Speaker 2: He's he's late all the time.
Speaker 3: Johnny, where are you? Like, where are you in the country.
Speaker 2: Right, I'm in the I'm in LA And where and
Speaker 2: where are you moving to? No, I'm I'm in the
Speaker 2: place I moved to right now.
Speaker 3: Oh, can you put your address out there with your
Speaker 3: Social Security number?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a seven one six three. My oh god,
Speaker 2: that is if you can guess that that was that
Speaker 2: was the real first part of my address. And if
Speaker 2: you can guess the rest, you can find me.
Speaker 3: That's Woodland Hills. Someone's doing well.
Speaker 1: Good luck to you, Chad. Somebody just said Chad zoom
Speaker 1: mock zoom coock. Hell yeah, dude, they luck you, dude
Speaker 1: zoom cock. They love it. Dude, you're in the chat, bro.
Speaker 1: People are excited you're here.
Speaker 2: Great name fall the way, Chad. That's it. And that's
Speaker 2: not a stage name, right, that's your real name.
Speaker 3: It's my it's my maiden name. No, yeah, of course,
Speaker 3: that's my birth name. It's it's a very Polish name,
Speaker 3: Pollock Quarter Polish. My my my Zumach family is and
Speaker 3: my dad's Italian, the one who left me, he was Italian,
Speaker 3: so I got a little Italian and.
Speaker 1: You know those Italians. Oh yeah, yeah, they gotta get going.
Speaker 3: They got things to do.
Speaker 1: Chad, what's your hot take in the World Cup? Are
Speaker 1: you loving it? Are you in it? No? Why Chad?
Speaker 1: The Brown suck you? Drafts are done? What else you got?
Speaker 3: I'm a w NBA guy, You know me. I'm a kately.
Speaker 1: Listen, Johnny. You think he's kidding, he's not. He's literally
Speaker 1: a w NBA guy.
Speaker 2: So he's the guy.
Speaker 1: Like one time he hit me up. He's like, Hey,
Speaker 1: Kaitlyn Clark's in your town. You should go see her.
Speaker 1: I'm like, why, because she's great at basketball.
Speaker 2: I'm like throw tomatoes at her.
Speaker 1: Not I was like, take your daughter's she's a role model.
Speaker 1: How many w NBA games have you been to?
Speaker 3: I haven't been to one.
Speaker 1: They're not real one. I don't have.
Speaker 3: There's no w NBA team in Orlando. I'm an Indiana
Speaker 3: fever guy.
Speaker 2: Lando.
Speaker 1: You, Graham l Wood, You guys should go to w
Speaker 1: NBA games together and just only now with Graham Elwood.
Speaker 1: Yeah he's great, dude. Just enjoy tall lesbian welfare basketball.
Speaker 3: What was that joke Fahim and War had about the
Speaker 3: w NBA. It was very funny about how he's watching
Speaker 3: an NBA game and then a commercial for the w
Speaker 3: NBA game comes on. He's like, would you like to
Speaker 3: watch a lesser product? You know, don't you want to
Speaker 3: see some woman do a tomahawk layup?
Speaker 1: Listen? There's not you know, there's one thing I'd say
Speaker 1: for Chad. There's a couple of things. One he's a
Speaker 1: good guy. Two he's got a big heart. Three he
Speaker 1: loves layups and three points missus. That's why he loves
Speaker 1: and if he's more layups, more chess passing, he just
Speaker 1: he loves basketball below the rim. That's why he's so
Speaker 1: tired of dudes dunking and blocking shots. He's just like,
Speaker 1: give me that sweet, sweet layup.
Speaker 3: I like a good screening roll.
Speaker 1: Okay, hey, dude, do you take in menstrual cycles when
Speaker 1: you bet on w NBA games, Like when they're like,
Speaker 1: oh she's out tonight, she's like someone's got a heavy
Speaker 1: flow day.
Speaker 3: No, no, but you gotta you gotta the one girl
Speaker 3: had a baby, like literally she was pregnant. She had
Speaker 3: like she couldn't play. She's like so.
Speaker 1: Pissed, dude. They're like, don't have that baby.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, she's good too, you know, they hate that.
Speaker 2: I bet a lot of them are on that birth
Speaker 2: control that kills your period, because that's a real problem.
Speaker 2: Like if you're trying to play basketball and you gotta
Speaker 2: worry about that, It's like there's no way that doesn't
Speaker 2: affect your performance.
Speaker 1: You know, you gotta Yeah, when you're bloated and anyone
Speaker 1: touches you.
Speaker 3: I wonder if some women play better on their period,
Speaker 3: they you stay angrier. Yeah, I don't know, I don't know.
Speaker 3: It's fun. It's a She's a once in a generational player.
Speaker 3: This's Caitlyn Clark. So I'm I'm I'm on board.
Speaker 2: Is she really?
Speaker 3: Yeah, she's a good story. She's like Mike. She's Wayne
Speaker 3: Gretzky for the WNB, not Wayne Gretzky Tiger Woods.
Speaker 1: There's the analogy. No, well, Wayne Gretzky's that too. Yeah,
Speaker 1: And the difference is those other sports just completely protected
Speaker 1: the quarterback and this w NBA is like, no, fuck here,
Speaker 1: she's a bitch. They literally destroyed the gold and goes
Speaker 1: destroyed it.
Speaker 3: And then they rolled Nike, those scumbags at Nike. They
Speaker 3: rolled out her shirt, her shoe for you.
Speaker 1: We're sponsored by Nike. Dude, I thought, what the hell
Speaker 1: Johnny wears Nike underwear on the show. It's fine of
Speaker 1: the contract.
Speaker 3: Dude, I thought it was blue shoe.
Speaker 1: No, that's every other show, Johnny.
Speaker 3: Who's your sponsor? Read a sponsor?
Speaker 2: Oh you want to hear it from a sponsor, I'll
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Speaker 2: And no matter how much you dig, analyze, or try
Speaker 2: to resolve it, it just keeps coming back from millions
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Speaker 2: mental or physical behaviors. You feel driven to get relief,
Speaker 2: driven to do to get relief. Sorry, these thoughts can
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Speaker 1: Oh thank you, Chad.
Speaker 3: Want to give them a little love.
Speaker 1: I keep trying to get Johnny to do that sound
Speaker 1: fagancy in Instagram shorts. The fuck.
Speaker 2: I don't know what you're talking about there. I don't know.
Speaker 2: I've never seen. I don't watch. I don't spend my
Speaker 2: day like, dude, know where did you send it?
Speaker 1: I'll look for the videos I sent to you from
Speaker 1: Sam Triple.
Speaker 2: Twitter.
Speaker 1: I know it's from uh yeah, I mean yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2: We have so many text from you.
Speaker 3: Know what that reminds me. You remember the Pamela Anderson
Speaker 3: Tommy Lee porn when it was like huge.
Speaker 2: I've heard that it was my whole childhood is what
Speaker 2: that's called.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I remember I mailed I had to get the
Speaker 3: VHS copy. I mailed for it, yeah, and they mailed
Speaker 3: me the you know, and I we put it in
Speaker 3: the VCR and me and my buddy watched it.
Speaker 2: Watched you watched it outside of your buddy.
Speaker 3: I mean we weren't like cranking it or anything. We
Speaker 3: were watching it. But my favorite part is every time
Speaker 3: that Tommy Tommy Lee would blow a load, like here
Speaker 3: we go, fu fuck.
Speaker 2: She was so hot in that man.
Speaker 1: Fuck see like he's the exact opposite of me. I mean,
Speaker 1: he has a big dick, but he's also like one
Speaker 1: hundred and twenty pounds, so that's like a lot that's
Speaker 1: way underweight. So he.
Speaker 2: Tried to play like through that series and interviews after
Speaker 2: pretend that that somehow was a negative experience for him,
Speaker 2: people knowing he has a huge dick. Yeah, so anybody
Speaker 2: cares about and now it's my huge dick. I'm like, bro,
Speaker 2: you like I would love to be known pick'st Yeah, Honestly,
Speaker 2: that was he was doing, like going out for sympathy
Speaker 2: about how people just see him and think about his
Speaker 2: huge dick.
Speaker 3: Now.
Speaker 1: I knew a woman that was talking to Dana about
Speaker 1: trying to get him hired for a gig he wasn't
Speaker 1: even right for just because he had a big dick.
Speaker 1: She's like, you know, she could bring in Tommy Lee.
Speaker 1: She's like, why he's not. He's got a big dick.
Speaker 1: He's like, so sounds like you got a car trunk
Speaker 1: for a pussy lady.
Speaker 3: Maybe maybe if you start playing the drums you can
Speaker 3: lose some weight.
Speaker 1: I should dude. Yes, yes, Chad is your Venmo. Do
Speaker 1: people hite you up when they see your venmo Are.
Speaker 1: They're like, oh, dude, I'll give the Chad zoo z
Speaker 1: man Zoomac.
Speaker 3: In fact, I just got a donation to my GoFundMe
Speaker 3: from one of your your BS fans.
Speaker 1: And I read it out read the name Dan.
Speaker 3: His name's Dan.
Speaker 1: Oh, I know Dad, You know that guy? No, but
Speaker 1: I love him. Yeah, Chad, Look, dude, you can't on
Speaker 1: the show. You got more money, dude.
Speaker 3: Money month. I appreciate it because I gotta do it
Speaker 3: myself because guess what Robbie pro at Netflix isn't giving
Speaker 3: me shit. I gotta can't believe that. Dude.
Speaker 1: I heard you were close.
Speaker 3: No, no, I'm not even I heard it.
Speaker 1: Came down to use it and I sneeze. I'm sorry.
Speaker 3: This is where it's going. It's gonna go down and
Speaker 3: I'm putting. I'm throwing everything down on this to make
Speaker 3: me a household name. You're so close, chat, I'm the
Speaker 3: next Marcelo Hernandez.
Speaker 1: Oh dude, he's actually a good guy.
Speaker 3: Dude. He used to beg to open for me when
Speaker 3: he lived in Cleveland.
Speaker 1: I was funked up big time the stage time you
Speaker 1: could open for him. I hear his crowd is just
Speaker 1: all hot chicks.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah, he's killing it and he's you've been
Speaker 3: swimming in ass and he's I think he's hosting the SPS.
Speaker 1: Yeah, dude, the guy who's just funny.
Speaker 2: People keep asking us to ask you about the godfree
Speaker 2: that we already asked him. He said, you know, somebody,
Speaker 2: anybody can make their name up when they're donating, and
Speaker 2: I'm yeah, so what if it was him? It's funny.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's great.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's just funny, dude. Fun You got a prime.
Speaker 2: You gotta put a little end.
Speaker 1: So people, Yeah, you said you want to talk about Antarctica,
Speaker 1: go on? Yeah, yeah, he said, what do I want
Speaker 1: to think?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I want to gig there.
Speaker 2: Well I'll show you. I'll show you something. We can
Speaker 2: talk about, uh, Antarctica and what we were and we
Speaker 2: can get we can get Chat's take on this. This
Speaker 2: is what Oliver Tree was working on before he died.
Speaker 2: He went to Antarctica for like a long time and
Speaker 2: this is some of the footage. So this is a
Speaker 2: tweet from someone called dark Knight. It says, uh, Oliver
Speaker 2: Tree made a full length antarcticut documentary screened two weeks
Speaker 2: before the crash.
Speaker 7: All right.
Speaker 2: It's got a note it said he did not spend
Speaker 2: three hundred days in Antka. He visited for a seven
Speaker 2: day luxury expedition, and this is some footage from that.
Speaker 2: I guess he lied about it in the documentary because
Speaker 2: it sure says day two ninety four there. But anyway,
Speaker 2: this is Oliver Tree talking about the space the UFO
Speaker 2: basis in Antarctica.
Speaker 1: So this is one of the things like.
Speaker 4: Your research, which is the alien bass. We've seen We've
Speaker 4: seen UFO. We've seen ones that were very long, more
Speaker 4: like missile.
Speaker 9: We've ones that are more circular the traditional standard books.
Speaker 1: You've seen a ray. Those are rare.
Speaker 4: And I'm always watchingater. Oh yeah, they worked their way
Speaker 4: down and they finally make a hole.
Speaker 1: The way they go, that water draining down and sometimes
Speaker 1: you see him shooting out the side into the big chunk,
Speaker 1: kicking my eyes. So just that George stands up, I'm
Speaker 1: pretty good you know the length of it.
Speaker 9: That that little one looks like.
Speaker 1: Any WOA that looks creepy. Huh, well, that is weird.
Speaker 1: That's weird.
Speaker 2: Are you.
Speaker 1: WHOA that is weird?
Speaker 4: Points to this alien base. This is the reason why
Speaker 4: I've stayed in his dark so long.
Speaker 1: Look at this.
Speaker 3: Bro.
Speaker 1: He might have flown too close to the sun.
Speaker 4: One shows up right behind. This is a daily thing here.
Speaker 9: This is something that is kept being Antwartica because I
Speaker 9: want to know more, and without the proper military support,
Speaker 9: I can't go deeper into this because this character closed off.
Speaker 9: But a guy can wonder, and a guy can watch
Speaker 9: from a distance and document. We've got multiple cameras here,
Speaker 9: so we can try to get this student and upload.
Speaker 4: This to the Internet where everyone will witness this for free.
Speaker 4: You don't want to hide this.
Speaker 9: I'm so sick of the government hiding what's really going
Speaker 9: on here Antartica. This is what's going on alien bases,
Speaker 9: to go underwater where you have forms, you have cubicles,
Speaker 9: to have few IDs who have so many differentsive vehicles.
Speaker 9: If this is what keeps me, and as much as
Speaker 9: I love it, I feel like maybe I can hit
Speaker 9: a threshold. Maybe if someone I can come back and
Speaker 9: work closer with more sciences. I could potentially work with
Speaker 9: the US government if they will allow me to be
Speaker 9: a lead researcher.
Speaker 4: He thinks the world is going like this is just.
Speaker 2: So seven thousand miles, So what do you what do
Speaker 2: you do you do you think he's serious?
Speaker 1: No? I mean so the question is do you think
Speaker 1: that's green screened?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 2: No, I think he's there. Do you think it's a
Speaker 2: lark though?
Speaker 3: Like?
Speaker 5: Is he is?
Speaker 10: He?
Speaker 2: Is he fucking with us?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Do you think he's still alive? Chad?
Speaker 5: No? No?
Speaker 2: No, I mean like in that document are you with us?
Speaker 1: Or what are you doing? Are you looking at your
Speaker 1: fucking are you looking.
Speaker 2: At He's got three screens?
Speaker 3: Man?
Speaker 1: Why do you got three screens?
Speaker 11: Chad?
Speaker 10: What?
Speaker 11: What? What?
Speaker 3: No? What are you talking about?
Speaker 5: Well?
Speaker 2: I think Chad you understand, and I think Sam doesn't
Speaker 2: quite get my question. I'm saying in the documentary, do
Speaker 2: you think he is taking the piss?
Speaker 1: I mean that's his style, He's always been that style.
Speaker 1: I mean, he's show him some real ship there. I mean, dude,
Speaker 1: nobody in the comment section thinks he's dead. They all
Speaker 1: think he's alive and kicking. Yeah.
Speaker 3: How many people listen to what is it?
Speaker 2: First of all, you spelled herd wrong, Jimmy, But what what?
Speaker 7: What?
Speaker 2: What was herd level thinking about that? I mean the
Speaker 2: question is is is Oliver Tree? Was he making fun
Speaker 2: of all of us?
Speaker 3: Or not.
Speaker 2: I mean he's look at his haircut, you.
Speaker 1: Know, I mean that's always his haircut.
Speaker 2: Right, I mean I know, but I mean part of
Speaker 2: me is just like and I'll play something else, Like
Speaker 2: here's something else that came out this week on the
Speaker 2: very same kind of vibration as that. Did you see
Speaker 2: James Franco put out this video.
Speaker 3: What happened to him after he got me too?
Speaker 2: Well, he went away for a long time, as you do.
Speaker 1: You got me bad bro.
Speaker 2: His whole career ended, uh, and now he started resurfacing, yeah,
Speaker 2: a little bit and some and some smaller uh, smaller projects.
Speaker 3: You know those guys, those scumbags like Seth Rogan, they
Speaker 3: throw him under the boss too.
Speaker 2: So yeah, Seth Rogan just completely disowned him or you know,
Speaker 2: cut him, cut him off. Chad and Chad and Chad.
Speaker 2: Here we got three chats on the show day and
Speaker 2: here's James Franco talking to him.
Speaker 4: I think news on here now.
Speaker 2: It's hard to hear him.
Speaker 1: I'm not doing a bit. Okay, maybe you guys, you know,
Speaker 1: use it for one thing. I'm using it for character,
Speaker 1: just like.
Speaker 11: I'm not.
Speaker 4: Jane James in my house.
Speaker 1: Stop the guy who's doing The best acting is the
Speaker 1: dude who hasn't even talked yet.
Speaker 2: Wait till he talks. The question is that, like, what again?
Speaker 2: What is their end goal here?
Speaker 4: Is?
Speaker 9: This?
Speaker 2: Is this kind of like when when uh Joaquin Phoenix,
Speaker 2: you know, Yeah, it's kind of like that a little bit,
Speaker 2: And that's the same vibe I get off Oliver Tree.
Speaker 2: But anyway, so he's what he's talking about is that
Speaker 2: he's been recruited to be a part of disclosure.
Speaker 4: The variety solid again. All right, everyone thinks on the
Speaker 4: store Express, got.
Speaker 2: It, it's clearly scripted whatever it is.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean this is such bad acting.
Speaker 2: I agree.
Speaker 1: Like the camera's perfectly positioned for this intervention.
Speaker 2: Oh no, I mean he set up the camera at
Speaker 2: the beginning the hearings the real.
Speaker 1: Dudes, the military dudes saying I saw a flying object
Speaker 1: red No, Senate, it was on New York Times, it
Speaker 1: was CNN, real real. Imagine like you become friends with
Speaker 1: James Frankel. You're like, dude, I am so close to
Speaker 1: making it. I'm friends with James Franco. Then he gets canceled,
Speaker 1: and then he's making you do bad, bad sketches.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like I used to see him all the time
Speaker 2: I saw him. I saw him a bunch of He
Speaker 2: was always at arc Light watching movies. I would see
Speaker 2: him there all the time, and he was always with
Speaker 2: like a massive group of people, like just the most
Speaker 2: hangers on you've ever seen, chicks, not chicks, dudes. It
Speaker 2: was all dudes, just dudes.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it shows me. I didn't choose this.
Speaker 4: I don't want attention.
Speaker 1: I don't want to and you I don't want not
Speaker 1: for me.
Speaker 4: I gazed the spot like I don't want that. I
Speaker 4: don't want that.
Speaker 1: So so we're officially in bizarro world? Now, who is
Speaker 1: more retarded? Vinni is flat earther or James Franco right now,
Speaker 1: like honestly, like it really is getting a comment section.
Speaker 1: Who's more retarded? Who's more obviously lying? Fitt's flat earther
Speaker 1: or James Franco. Get in it, dude, I'm.
Speaker 4: Using myself to get the message out there.
Speaker 1: This is not for me, and I don't care about that.
Speaker 1: I know what it's like. How long is this video?
Speaker 1: It's two minutes. It's about a minute and a half
Speaker 1: too long. Please stop it. We're boring Chad right now. No,
Speaker 1: that's all of it.
Speaker 2: But it's him talking about like he's been recruited into
Speaker 2: to being a part of disclosure somehow. It's really and
Speaker 2: and a part of me is like, maybe, Okay, it's
Speaker 2: clearly acting. It's but is he being paid too too?
Speaker 12: You know?
Speaker 2: And they gave him a script because I think we
Speaker 2: all think that a lot of these people who are
Speaker 2: influencers are paid and some of them are just better
Speaker 2: at acting. You would hope that the actual actors would
Speaker 2: be good at acting. Uh, I don't know, man, That
Speaker 2: to me feels very similar like when I didn't you
Speaker 2: feel like Oliver Tree was acting too in those videos? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah, he was tell us about Oliver Tree. This this
Speaker 3: Oliver Tree. What is he a musician? He's a rapper,
Speaker 3: a singer. Yeah, he's a he's a weirdo. Yeah, of
Speaker 3: course he's putting on a performance.
Speaker 1: Very insensitive, dude, I didn't know.
Speaker 3: I had no idea he was down.
Speaker 1: Yeah, hell.
Speaker 2: Yeah he got He died in like a helicopter a collision.
Speaker 3: Oh he pulled a Kobe Yeah.
Speaker 2: Well yeah, another helicopter was involved. So it wasn't helicopter
Speaker 2: versus mountain. It was helicopter versus helicopter. But yes, uh,
Speaker 2: something like that in Brazil. He was in a helicopter
Speaker 2: in Pracil And.
Speaker 3: Wow, I wonder if anybody from Antarctica is watching this show.
Speaker 1: That's what I want to dude. They're huge for if
Speaker 1: you do your Google analytics, we get tons of hit
Speaker 1: from Antarctica.
Speaker 3: That's fantastic.
Speaker 1: They're just people run around with BS merch on Johnny
Speaker 1: shows on the BS Merch so we can see. Like,
Speaker 1: if you're ever in Antartica, I guarantee you're gonna see
Speaker 1: a couple of these shirts.
Speaker 2: I saw some this weekend. The one guy bought the
Speaker 2: sounds gay I'm In shirt. Uh, yeah, there's there's something.
Speaker 1: That sounds gay I'm in Sam Tripley dude. The greatest
Speaker 1: shirt of all time that nobody bought, which was I
Speaker 1: Survived Rhino fifty five. W Where do you get?
Speaker 3: Where do you get these shirts? Is there a store?
Speaker 2: Bs merch dot com that's the website.
Speaker 1: Right, yes, merch dot com. Dude.
Speaker 3: That's that's cool.
Speaker 1: Dude. You understand how much we change our show to
Speaker 1: get you home. We didn't even do hot topics today.
Speaker 3: You guys really did flip the script for me, and
Speaker 3: I appreciate it. Sincerely.
Speaker 1: All right, Chad, I know it's late night for you,
Speaker 1: so one more time, tell them where they can find you.
Speaker 3: I have a go fundme pined to my Twitter and
Speaker 3: my ig and you can donate, donate as much as
Speaker 3: you want it, as less as you want it. You
Speaker 3: can donate.
Speaker 1: And what's the lowest number? They can donate?
Speaker 2: Five dollars, which is so you can't You can't donate
Speaker 2: as low as you want then?
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, if I want to donate fifty cents, it's
Speaker 1: all I got right now. I found it in the couch.
Speaker 2: You want to help, Oh, you're not wanted.
Speaker 3: But I don't think go fund it. I think they
Speaker 3: don't let you do more. I could be wrong. Go
Speaker 3: try it, try it out. I don't know if it
Speaker 3: works great, but I appreciate it.
Speaker 1: Guys. If everyone listening just gives one dollar to Chad,
Speaker 1: he'll have like twenty dollars.
Speaker 2: Fifty dollars. Yeah, although, hey, we got eighteen hundred people
Speaker 2: with us right now, so you got under Chad.
Speaker 3: And you got people on Rumble watching too, right.
Speaker 1: Rumble loves yeah, Rumble loves us.
Speaker 3: Who doesn't love you?
Speaker 1: Guys?
Speaker 3: This is fantastic good stuff.
Speaker 1: We have a go to bed.
Speaker 3: I appreciate it. Guys, sincerely, Let's bring home the troops
Speaker 3: and seriously give it a look. Look at it. I'm
Speaker 3: really pumped about this idea. And Sam Tripley's a trailblazer.
Speaker 3: When's your guest digital special coming out?
Speaker 1: Well, we're working on it, dude. I got a couple
Speaker 1: things I might do.
Speaker 2: Got some decisions to make.
Speaker 3: Yeah, all right, well listen, have a good show. I'll
Speaker 3: be listening.
Speaker 1: We love you, ch Yo. Hey, Chad's leaving. Jeffrey Wilson's leaving.
Speaker 2: Why don't we Are you ever gonna come out here?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: I haven't been out there since I burned every bridge.
Speaker 1: So I think the Chad's just waiting for new bridges
Speaker 1: to be built so I could reburn them down.
Speaker 3: Well, I was happy about the fires because they burned everything.
Speaker 3: For me, everything is being rebuilt.
Speaker 1: Here, Chad.
Speaker 3: I want to come back out for sure. I missed.
Speaker 3: Na Piazza from the Hollywood Improv actually emailed me like
Speaker 3: last week asking if I would come home.
Speaker 1: Abe, how are you baby? A baby? Baby? What are
Speaker 1: you doing when you out here?
Speaker 3: Get baby? She saved my life, So I always have
Speaker 3: that about me.
Speaker 1: If I slave saved your life. Yeah, let's not.
Speaker 2: We will be here all night if we thank all
Speaker 2: the people that saved Chad's life at some point.
Speaker 3: Yeah, let's not do that, Okay, Yeah, let me save
Speaker 3: it from uh my eulogy. All right, buddy, all right,
Speaker 3: guys man, thank you for having my brother. Bye bye bye.
Speaker 4: Dude.
Speaker 2: I like Chad do? Yeah, yeah, I do. I've always
Speaker 2: liked What do you like about him?
Speaker 1: Dude?
Speaker 2: Tad and Red Band or you number one obviously, but
Speaker 2: Chad and Red Band after that were just the two
Speaker 2: people that I didn't know at all that were very
Speaker 2: because you know, coming to LA can be unpleasant, you
Speaker 2: know what I mean, especially when you don't know anybody,
Speaker 2: and both of them are very very when you live
Speaker 2: in a house with tweakers, I've never have you ever
Speaker 2: lived in what you genuinely thought it was a hanted house?
Speaker 1: Yeah? I live in one right now. Tweaker ghosts Jack
Speaker 1: and my swag trying to hawk it on the other side,
Speaker 1: getting nothing for it and just chucking it around my house?
Speaker 2: Do you genuinely like I know we're Johnny? Yeah, go ahead.
Speaker 1: Oh mama, how have you called from my hed?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 2: From are you doing sticks? Is that what you're doing?
Speaker 1: Fearful life?
Speaker 2: No, I was doing this. Did you see jelly Roll
Speaker 2: on stage with his daughter? And it is just dreadful, dude,
Speaker 2: I mean, it is terrible here.
Speaker 1: It is.
Speaker 4: It's not a question that.
Speaker 1: It's so hold on, is it trans It's his daughter?
Speaker 3: What a beautiful this ain't getting no better?
Speaker 1: Listen to her, dude. So, oh my god, oh my god,
Speaker 1: I can't. I can't say I misunderstood the voices. It's
Speaker 1: so I'm sorry. I'm not gonna make fun of a
Speaker 1: dad with his daughter. I can't do it. Okay, you
Speaker 1: can do that. I can't do that. I cannot do that.
Speaker 1: It's so bad.
Speaker 2: And now there's this whole anti jelly Roll thing coming
Speaker 2: out about how he's like I don't know. They call
Speaker 2: him like, I'll have to play. I haven't watched the video.
Speaker 1: Yeah he like this Nicole Arbor. They're going at it.
Speaker 2: Oh that's the wrong one. Yeah, it's people are really
Speaker 2: turning on the role, is what I'll say here. This
Speaker 2: is him answering how did Jeffrey Epstein happen? Just like
Speaker 2: just like, hey, Johnny, what does that mean?
Speaker 1: Johnny? You gotta fucking mute yourself when you're listening to
Speaker 1: YouTube videos.
Speaker 2: It's not YouTube or Twitter.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 2: I don't understand why why that's a problem.
Speaker 1: But Johnny, today is technically the worst day.
Speaker 2: Of Sometimes sometimes it's not an issue, though, And I
Speaker 2: have all the routings that it's going to the chat feed.
Speaker 1: Steve Lofa, who's just nothing but love. It's like I
Speaker 1: can't hear ship.
Speaker 3: Help, just like.
Speaker 12: I think you help him set up a house a
Speaker 12: home so his daughter could live safely and well. And
Speaker 12: you must have said to yourself, I am doing everything
Speaker 12: for Jelly Roll possible and he's still betraying me. Do
Speaker 12: you carry a sense of trust him?
Speaker 1: I want to be clear.
Speaker 13: When we went through that entire situation, I had to
Speaker 13: look inside myself also and be like, why am I
Speaker 13: attracting these men?
Speaker 1: Because it seems to be a huge pattern in my life.
Speaker 11: You are a.
Speaker 1: Hooker, Like what are you talking about your hook her?
Speaker 1: Anybody with money? Like what do we talk Johnny? Did
Speaker 1: you just politically correct be from hooker the prostitute?
Speaker 2: No, no, no, I'm repeating. I mean that's my thought exactly,
Speaker 2: Like how do I attract these men?
Speaker 11: Uh?
Speaker 2: I don't know. Maybe because you take money for sex
Speaker 2: like yours.
Speaker 1: My becher used to sell push I got. It's called the.
Speaker 2: Simple The Better Necessities of.
Speaker 1: Shimple Jeffrey Epstein, How do you make it work?
Speaker 3: A lot of backstabbing?
Speaker 1: Make it happen? Dude, Johnny, When you look at her,
Speaker 1: do you think about the fallen angels coming down and
Speaker 1: giving man technology and teaching women the the the the
Speaker 1: art of a makeup like the deception of makeup. Look
Speaker 1: at that? Look at that? That is so much make up?
Speaker 2: Okay. Jelly Roll and his wife are divorcing after nearly
Speaker 2: ten years of marriage. Is a marriage? They say there
Speaker 2: was no cheating involved in the breakup, and have publicly
Speaker 2: pushed back on those rumors. Earlier this year, Bunny discussed
Speaker 2: in her memoir And Your.
Speaker 1: Name is Bunny, Like, what did you expect to happen?
Speaker 2: How Jelly Roll had an affair back in twenty eighteen
Speaker 2: which nearly ended their.
Speaker 1: You're a hooker will into the relationship.
Speaker 2: She ultimately forgave him, but was very open about it. Okay, anyway,
Speaker 2: I thought that was funny.
Speaker 1: Would be like, you're a bank of gosh, that's my work.
Speaker 10: Oh oh, baby, forgive me, baby Jelly Jelly just a
Speaker 10: little upset mama. Come on now, you gotta forgive Jelly now,
Speaker 10: Jilly Jelly Roll.
Speaker 1: He's a nice guy. I don't know what's going on
Speaker 1: behind closed doors. Nice guy. Okay, nice guy. I'm not
Speaker 1: saying anything.
Speaker 2: If he's so nice, why didn't teach his daughter to sing?
Speaker 2: That's my question.
Speaker 1: But Jeffery upstairs, forget about now.
Speaker 2: Somebody else is complaining about my microphone. I don't know
Speaker 2: what to do, Johnny.
Speaker 1: I'm just telling you, I've given up trying to say something.
Speaker 2: I don't know what I mean. I don't know what
Speaker 2: to do. It must be the mixer, but it's the
Speaker 2: same mixer as always. We'll figure it out later.
Speaker 1: I love these guys like Sam act you like sham
Speaker 1: marriage is shocking, No, dude, like it's no, You're just
Speaker 1: wasting our time.
Speaker 3: What are we doing here?
Speaker 1: Just get right to the only fans. Wrap it up? Okay,
Speaker 1: just get right to the only fans. Get drilled by
Speaker 1: BBC Pabo to day. What are we even waiting for?
Speaker 2: So we Cannice Owen's had this guy on or or
Speaker 2: maybe this is her I can't remember. It's been a
Speaker 2: while since.
Speaker 1: Johnny, you your thing is haunted. I just got to
Speaker 1: say that this is.
Speaker 2: Her talking about the paver emergency, which if you've heard
Speaker 2: that phrase, you know, if you haven't get ready to
Speaker 2: learn about paper emergencies, paper emergencies.
Speaker 11: I get a call and I don't answer my phones
Speaker 11: on Sunday. They left the message, and the gentleman said, hey,
Speaker 11: you know, this is kind of weird, and he was
Speaker 11: kind of him and and han on on the phone.
Speaker 3: This was five days later.
Speaker 11: Then he said it was Monday, Yeah, on Sunday, And
Speaker 11: he says, we've got a pay for emergency. So I
Speaker 11: texted the guy. I said, look, I don't work on Sundays.
Speaker 11: My guys don't work on Sundays. Uh, Monday, what's a
Speaker 11: paper emergency? So he sends me pictures of right where
Speaker 11: Charlie was murdered, and he says, he says, we need
Speaker 11: to put papers in this place. So I called him,
Speaker 11: and the guy seemed like a genuine good dude. He says,
Speaker 11: you know, look, we we don't have a whole lot
Speaker 11: of answers. Uh were told and wet answers.
Speaker 1: Okay, we don't have a lot of answers. Answers today
Speaker 1: and tomorrow needs to be in by Monday.
Speaker 11: And we've never done papers, we've never installed them, and
Speaker 11: we want to make sure we do it right.
Speaker 3: He says, would you come help?
Speaker 1: I said, So I went and got my I got
Speaker 1: my trailer.
Speaker 11: I started calling my guys, and none of my guys answered,
Speaker 11: and so I started calling my other guys, you know,
Speaker 11: my my brothers, and then I called them Mexican put
Speaker 11: together this ragtag team, you know, calling home show up
Speaker 11: on that Sunday, you know, within an hour and a
Speaker 11: half of when they called us with our trailer, and
Speaker 11: uh were dudes, I was telling you there.
Speaker 1: You know, there wasn't a whole lot of information there was.
Speaker 3: There was two guys that were kind of in charge.
Speaker 11: One of the guys was in charge of a state
Speaker 11: owned facility, uh in American Fork, and the other guy
Speaker 11: was in a maintenance groundskeeper on a facility in Provo.
Speaker 11: And these are the two guys I'm corresponding with. The
Speaker 11: first guy, you know, the second guy that I hadn't
Speaker 11: talked to on the phone, basically said, hey, look, we're
Speaker 11: not talking to anybody. We're not saying anything to the media.
Speaker 1: He says, this is.
Speaker 3: Above our pay grade. The FBI and the state that
Speaker 3: the governor and the FBI. That's what they told me.
Speaker 1: They governed.
Speaker 11: The FBI said they want this done by monday, and
Speaker 11: we need to get it done. We're not asking questions,
Speaker 11: we're not talking to the media.
Speaker 14: And so I said, Okay, the FBI and the shady
Speaker 14: governor want this done by monday. It's a paper emergency.
Speaker 14: He asks an appropriate question. What is a paper emergency?
Speaker 14: Like the was just like a hole in the galaxy
Speaker 14: that someone's going to fall through.
Speaker 1: Can't wait? Lack of funday, Yeah, I mean, I.
Speaker 2: Mean it just gets it keeps getting weirder. Dude, with
Speaker 2: this Charlie Kirk thing.
Speaker 1: Huh, well, I mean we've known that for a while,
Speaker 1: so I don't think it's getting weird.
Speaker 2: Well, no, no, But to hear it from the guy,
Speaker 2: like the actual because it's so many times these things
Speaker 2: happen and you're like, well, why doesn't somebody interview the
Speaker 2: guy who actually did the work, you know, And now
Speaker 2: for once we finally get to hear from the person
Speaker 2: like they're calling him saying, hey, we got to cover this.
Speaker 2: I mean literally a cover like literally they covered up
Speaker 2: the land where it happened? When have you ever heard?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: And is the last time or something like this that.
Speaker 1: I can't believe this guy is alive, Like who makes that?
Speaker 1: Who does that interview?
Speaker 2: Well, that's why it's suspicious.
Speaker 1: Also, I mean, like, hey, dude, hey man, you want
Speaker 1: to come on my random podcast? Do one's heard of
Speaker 1: nothing against the guy?
Speaker 2: We all know?
Speaker 1: And it may be a big podcast. I should have
Speaker 1: said that, but hey, you want to come on his
Speaker 1: podcast and talk about what the governor of Utah and
Speaker 1: the FBI told you to do? I mean like yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean like what I mean? You just saw what
Speaker 1: they did with bricks and figs mini figs or mix
Speaker 1: figs or whatever that's called. The Mormons don't have around.
Speaker 2: Dude, have you watched did you watch the Coffee's a video?
Speaker 2: By the way, it's not like it. We didn't get
Speaker 2: the whole story on that the first time.
Speaker 1: The whole thing was it's it's not as much as
Speaker 1: we thought it was. And who did he base at
Speaker 1: the end say he thought it? I couldn't make it
Speaker 1: to the end. I kept trying.
Speaker 2: Also, it's.
Speaker 1: Microphone, keep going. Every time you breathe, it goes Laurel. Laurel, Yeah, Laurel,
Speaker 1: like distortion.
Speaker 2: That's I don't I don't know what to do about it.
Speaker 2: I mean, I've already changed the microphone, so I can't
Speaker 2: remember what you ad What is it?
Speaker 1: My dog just came in. She's in giggle monster mode
Speaker 1: right now where she just can't stop laughing, and she
Speaker 1: just came in with the I guess like joker face
Speaker 1: just walking towards get.
Speaker 2: Out so funny. Uh funk? What did you I don't
Speaker 2: even remember what you asked.
Speaker 1: Me, like it just it's like, no disrespect this guy.
Speaker 1: But you have to be one of the dumbest people
Speaker 1: in the world to come out and say that when
Speaker 1: when any anything is like and the FBI, you're like, Okay,
Speaker 1: this story can't be told.
Speaker 2: It's not someone said it's the audioport. It's not the
Speaker 2: audio port because I've tried both xl R inputs on
Speaker 2: the It's it's something with the board and maybe the
Speaker 2: USB capable. But I don't, I can't. I can't figure
Speaker 2: it out right now. Okay, So this is the other
Speaker 2: Charlie Kirk thing that I wanted to pull up. Let
Speaker 2: me see.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, so described it perfect. It sounds like there's
Speaker 1: there's the lightsaber static when they when when they hit sing.
Speaker 2: Oh so it's awesome shattered. I yeah, this is just
Speaker 2: more of the Charlie Kennis's.
Speaker 1: It was ninja, not ghosts ninja. We're trying to put
Speaker 1: million pieces and you yourself, Johnny God, I am.
Speaker 2: It takes a second. I can't do it. I have
Speaker 2: to go over there when it changes it and then
Speaker 2: come back and mute it.
Speaker 14: When I got these photos, I just thought in my
Speaker 14: head of the of the car. In my mind, I
Speaker 14: was like, Oh, it looks like glass. What is that
Speaker 14: like somebody's sunglasses?
Speaker 3: What is that?
Speaker 14: I did not recognize. I didn't realize that he had
Speaker 14: this entire theory. And what's strange, which needs reminding, is
Speaker 14: the speed at which the Feds got rid of the car.
Speaker 14: They had it towed, cleaned, toad again and result or
Speaker 14: put up to be resolved. That is unimaginable, on an
Speaker 14: un imaginable that any well meaning police force would move
Speaker 14: to do that unless they were trying to get rid
Speaker 14: of evidence. Doesn't make sense. Who wants to pieces of
Speaker 14: evidence as that That is a part that is a
Speaker 14: part of this court hearing, But rather they contained it,
Speaker 14: got everything they needed at the hospital, according to Frank Church,
Speaker 14: and then said all right, get rid of this card'll
Speaker 14: let at see the light of day. And I was
Speaker 14: very lucky to get my hands on these photos which
Speaker 14: reveal that there are certainly shards of something on the floor. Okay,
Speaker 14: and we're showing you these photos here, we can keep going.
Speaker 1: Okay. Yeah.
Speaker 2: And then there was I don't know, did you see
Speaker 2: that turning point, supposedly deleted videos where Charlie Kirk talked
Speaker 2: said nice things about Canice ones like they.
Speaker 1: Went, oh yeah, and they're like making AI videos of
Speaker 1: him like speaking to I mean, they're just retards.
Speaker 2: They just burned every I mean they could have if
Speaker 2: they had played it right, they could have become even
Speaker 2: bigger off of this. And now they've just burned all
Speaker 2: their credibility and and we'll go down in flames. I
Speaker 2: think in the coming months we were in and I'm
Speaker 2: not sure if did you see this? Was this while
Speaker 2: we were in Austin that these people were protesting Roman
Speaker 2: in front of the club like walk. I guess it
Speaker 2: must have been a pride march or something. Did you
Speaker 2: see this? And it's just absolute idiots and it's funny
Speaker 2: how they is it? Frank from punch drunk?
Speaker 12: That that is?
Speaker 2: You tell me if it's the ill you know his
Speaker 2: face better than me. Anyway, check us out.
Speaker 1: What's funny? It's a bunch of white people walking by
Speaker 1: the club and a bunch of minorities walking into Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean perfect.
Speaker 2: What a city?
Speaker 3: Right?
Speaker 2: You know what I mean?
Speaker 1: It's it's it's Austin. But I'll tell you that Austin
Speaker 1: has a better balance of conservative and progressive more than
Speaker 1: anywhere I've ever seen.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean they still have that, don't. I mean
Speaker 2: it's not there's nowhere they're.
Speaker 1: Going to have that. Ain't big city you're going to
Speaker 1: have progressive retards?
Speaker 2: Is Austin a big city? What do you call it
Speaker 2: a big city?
Speaker 1: I think Austin's a pretty big city. Is it New
Speaker 1: York City or la or Chicago? It's got a million
Speaker 1: people in it? I mean that's is it.
Speaker 2: Really that big? Look at I would never have pissed it. Yeah,
Speaker 2: a million, exactly, like a million and eleven thousand stupid?
Speaker 1: Just dude, you know that. You know that that march
Speaker 1: didn't star to Starbucks closed. They had the way till
Speaker 1: everyone got off off work so he could do this
Speaker 1: stupid ass march.
Speaker 2: Did you see Liver King uh his footage after he
Speaker 2: got arrested for threatening Rogan uh Port.
Speaker 1: I mean, like, dude, the guy helps so many people
Speaker 1: and it's just chaos all around him.
Speaker 2: This footage of liver King uh and in this cell
Speaker 2: just kind of ape and out like.
Speaker 1: Yeah, just tweaking his balls off.
Speaker 2: This is like what you were like before I put
Speaker 2: you on the show earlier when I was listening to you.
Speaker 2: It's just like saying, that's awesome.
Speaker 12: I'll take that recaller oh.
Speaker 8: According to police records, Brian posted another video in which
Speaker 8: he was seen carrying a medieval axe as well as
Speaker 8: a black box with a Joe Rogan Experienced sticker on
Speaker 8: the top, though he was secretive about the box's contents.
Speaker 1: I mean, the guy was tweaky. It's so obvious tweaking.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's just tweaking.
Speaker 1: The guy was tweaking. I mean like, well, like, can
Speaker 1: you believe he's a tweaker? Yeah? Can you just see
Speaker 1: when people start to descend into that shit, like what's
Speaker 1: your names? What's the chick who's from Scream? Not Scream?
Speaker 1: But what was the movie the movie that clowned Scream
Speaker 1: that was meant to be like scary movie, scary movie.
Speaker 1: The lead singer, Janna Ferris. I saw this, Yeah, I
Speaker 1: mean I love her and I hate her, but it's like, man,
Speaker 1: you gotta get that under control.
Speaker 2: Girl.
Speaker 1: Too old, you can't be you can't be on a
Speaker 1: red carpet tweaking. Man. No, she really bad, dude, I
Speaker 1: mean just tweaking. Dude, you had a movie coming out,
Speaker 1: you mean, I get it, dude. I've done tweak at
Speaker 1: the worst times possible.
Speaker 3: I mean she was.
Speaker 1: I once I was on coke at a uh keep
Speaker 1: the Kids Off Drugs campaign for the LAPD. I was like,
Speaker 1: I forgot. I didn't even know what was going on.
Speaker 2: I forgot.
Speaker 1: I got booked, and I showed up coked out of
Speaker 1: my skull. I mean, what are you doing? Girlfriend? You
Speaker 1: can't hear it.
Speaker 2: Well, I'm not trying to hear it. I'm just trying to.
Speaker 2: There's one of these where you can really see it.
Speaker 2: Someone did like a It's funny scene it there, she
Speaker 2: just looks a little home here you go.
Speaker 1: Look at it. Yeah, I mean you can't tell, but
Speaker 1: it's like he looks, so.
Speaker 2: What do you do you think that's also possibly? Oh yeah,
Speaker 2: ozimpic Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but it's like looks like stimulates too.
Speaker 2: Where yeah, no, there's there's a video that I saw
Speaker 2: too where it's like really bad.
Speaker 1: He looks so tweaky, right, yeah, but I don't make
Speaker 1: bad for it. Like she's in line with a bunch
Speaker 1: of the guys and she's like, yeah, it's like, maybe
Speaker 1: that was it, Johnny, go back, No, that was the
Speaker 1: one I replayed.
Speaker 2: I was just going back here. Maybe this is the right.
Speaker 1: Yeah, this might be it if it ever plays, because
Speaker 1: it's no.
Speaker 2: It's the same one already.
Speaker 1: Uh.
Speaker 2: Anyway, all right, that's enough looking for it. But anyway,
Speaker 2: take our word for it. Sam would know.
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Speaker 1: of Fanny right on me, good song man. That would
Speaker 1: have crushed if Johnny had had lightsabers hitting each other.
Speaker 2: Is it really? Is it going to be unlistenable for
Speaker 2: the audio, because I mean, I don't know.
Speaker 1: I'm so deep into this right now.
Speaker 2: I'm just just going bro, I've got it. We're just
Speaker 2: going board here. So maybe I can replace my audio,
Speaker 2: but I don't think it.
Speaker 1: I would love that. Johnny dude, dude, look who's back.
Speaker 1: Jeffrey Wilson trying to go to bed. Can't do it.
Speaker 1: I have to sit back and listen. Jeffrey, if you
Speaker 1: thought about punching your munkinting to go to sleep, Sometimes
Speaker 1: that puts me to sleep, Johnny, it doesn't Okay. I
Speaker 1: got a couple of funny things, so okay, I talked
Speaker 1: about this on the one. My my baby's mama, Tex
Speaker 1: texts me that my daughter she read a chat on
Speaker 1: that she wrote on her pad this is great and
Speaker 1: it read they don't suspect the thing. I'm like, oh
Speaker 1: my god, dude, are we raising lex Luthor? Like seriously,
Speaker 1: is my daughter going to try to take down Gotham City?
Speaker 1: Like what the six year old says that? So anyways,
Speaker 1: I go to my you.
Speaker 2: I can't tell that more dramatically, by the way, that's amazing.
Speaker 2: So like you, you you find that she finds the
Speaker 2: pad she's swiping through and then written out by your daughter,
Speaker 2: they don't suspect a thing.
Speaker 1: That's so crazy is at six year old wrote that? Anyway? Czy,
Speaker 1: Just so you know, I bring my daughter to uh
Speaker 1: summer school today and I bring her into the class.
Speaker 1: The kids are like six ins is shorter than her,
Speaker 1: and I see what they're learning, and I go, is
Speaker 1: this kindergarten classic?
Speaker 10: Go?
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's kindyguard class. I go, I can I put
Speaker 1: my daughter in first grade? Second? I think she said
Speaker 1: super advanced. I would say. My daughter is extremely smart.
Speaker 1: She's not really great with the grammar, like the writing
Speaker 1: and all that stuff, but she's super smart. So today
Speaker 1: I'm taking her to uh gymnastics. And we we leave
Speaker 1: our house. We go down, we take turn, turn to
Speaker 1: another street. Left. We go to the corner and there's
Speaker 1: like three cops coming right. So one cop goes. I
Speaker 1: let another cop go, but I'm like, I'm late for gymnastics.
Speaker 1: I have to go. So I go in between the
Speaker 1: second third cop. I'm like, I hope it doesn't get pissed.
Speaker 1: I'm late for gymnastics. I'm going. I drive. The cop
Speaker 1: turns my way and is way behind me. I'm like,
Speaker 1: that's fine, I don't care. So I take it right,
Speaker 1: go way down the street. I look, the cop is
Speaker 1: coming this way. He's coming by me. He's following me.
Speaker 1: So I take a left. I go again. He turns
Speaker 1: my way and just sits behind me. I'm like, what
Speaker 1: the fuck is good?
Speaker 5: So I go.
Speaker 1: I go, ma'am, what is up with these cops? My
Speaker 1: daughter goes, man, there's cops everywhere I go. Yeah, she goes, dude,
Speaker 1: she's sick. She goes, what do we live in a
Speaker 1: police state. I go what she goes, do we live
Speaker 1: in a police state? I'm like, are you n w A? Like,
Speaker 1: what just happened here is that my six year old
Speaker 1: is asking if we live in a police state.
Speaker 2: You're doing it right, Sam, You're doing it right man.
Speaker 2: Raising that girl. That's great.
Speaker 1: I'm like, what are you talking about? She's like, you know,
Speaker 1: these cops they show up, there's like twenty of them
Speaker 1: for nothing. I'm like, Okay, now, dude, this is this
Speaker 1: is the origin story of a comic book villain.
Speaker 2: You got to talk to her and see if she's
Speaker 2: got any memories from like a previous life or something.
Speaker 3: Oh, I never thought about that.
Speaker 2: Maybe she does that. You got to ask, you know,
Speaker 2: because they say, like you have to ask them while
Speaker 2: they're young before they.
Speaker 1: Somebody just said bullshit, like I made that up? Like
Speaker 1: why would I make that up? That my daughter is
Speaker 1: going to become a comic book villain? Yeah?
Speaker 2: What are you? Burt Chrischer? You know obviously it's I mean,
Speaker 2: you told me that as soon as it happened. He
Speaker 2: told me that privately. He wouldn't lie to me about
Speaker 2: that anyway.
Speaker 1: It's like, come on, dude, it's crazy dude, Like, what
Speaker 1: is going on? I'm like, hey, Sunshine, I'm not like
Speaker 1: I'm having like mental chest with my daughter, trying to
Speaker 1: explain to her that, like, not all cops are bad.
Speaker 1: Her cousin's a cop, and if you have no cops,
Speaker 1: you have chaos, and especially in a big city. You know, Like,
Speaker 1: I get there's corruption, but I've also seen when cops
Speaker 1: don't do anything and it's chaos. Right, But I have
Speaker 1: to discuss them with my daughter. The importance of having
Speaker 1: some law enforcement around my six year old.
Speaker 2: It's amazing.
Speaker 1: I'm raising a revolutionist good good.
Speaker 2: I mean, I better get aware better that she's aware
Speaker 2: of those things than that. Not right, I think that's great.
Speaker 2: Do you think she's aware of Peter Thiel's dialogue group?
Speaker 2: Do you think she knows what that is?
Speaker 11: No?
Speaker 1: But it's so hilarious people. Did you see I don't
Speaker 1: get rid of Air Dolphin. I just don't even want that.
Speaker 2: Guy in the chat just here why Chad says we
Speaker 2: shouldn't look at the chats because they're just a distraction.
Speaker 1: Just get rid of them because some of them are
Speaker 1: really funny. I just hate stupid people.
Speaker 2: You got rid of?
Speaker 1: Yeah, there we go get rid of him. Just over him, dude,
Speaker 1: don't even It's just like stupid people saying stupid shit.
Speaker 1: I'm not that listen, I want everyone to know something.
Speaker 1: I'm not that talented. I can't make up stories. That's
Speaker 1: why it takes me forever to deal.
Speaker 2: With your air dolphin thinks anyway.
Speaker 1: I do because he's got trans colors in his dolphin,
Speaker 1: which means that's a trans dolphin and that annoys me. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Okay, So if you don't know a this, this creepy
Speaker 2: group of elites, techno elites and actors and stuff that
Speaker 2: that Peter Thiel put together to kind of plot the
Speaker 2: future of humanity. It's invite only it had the list
Speaker 2: got leaked along with like evaluations of the applications, and
Speaker 2: Josh Brolin apparently is one of the people who kind
Speaker 2: of applied to this. In his application, Apparently, Josh Brolin,
Speaker 2: it says I grew up on a horse farm, So
Speaker 2: did I climb parts of Everest? I haven't done that.
Speaker 2: Given given Academy awards, which that's an interesting choice. I've
Speaker 2: given them, I haven't received them, been nominated written a book,
Speaker 2: had former poet laureates reach out okay, been friends with
Speaker 2: the greatest artists of our time, and smoked crack under
Speaker 2: a car at three am in San Francisco. The actor
Speaker 2: allegedly wrote in his application his internal review got a
Speaker 2: score of a C, so that got him a C
Speaker 2: as he applied to get in the group. Now he
Speaker 2: posted about this coming out and he said or he
Speaker 2: I'm sorry. He was interviewed by the Hollywood Reporter and
Speaker 2: told told them that he would like to know what
Speaker 2: the f he got himself into. Is his response to that.
Speaker 2: I think he didn't quite know. According to him anyway, Now,
Speaker 2: others have taken a different approach, did you see Joseph
Speaker 2: Gordon Levitt was also responded on social media, and his
Speaker 2: response was a little bit different. He said that he
Speaker 2: never met Peter Teele, he went to a couple of
Speaker 2: these things. I'll just pull up his post here so
Speaker 2: we can read along ore Dialogue conferences. Is from Joseph
Speaker 2: Gordon Levin on Instagram. I understand why people have questions
Speaker 2: and are suspicious. Some of the headlines and posts circulating
Speaker 2: about this are alarming, if not bizarre. So let me clarify.
Speaker 2: I have been to two dialogue conferences, but I do
Speaker 2: not know Peter Teal. I've never met him. I've never
Speaker 2: spoken with him or his representatives. I've never seen him
Speaker 2: at an event. From what I've read about his views,
Speaker 2: we are political and ideological opposites. At the dialogue conferences
Speaker 2: I've been to, there were a wide variety of people
Speaker 2: with a wide variety of opinions. Some I agreed with,
Speaker 2: some I didn't. I can't speak to every person named
Speaker 2: in the reporting, but my experience was not of a
Speaker 2: single ideological gathering. Over the past couple of years, last
Speaker 2: couple of years, I've focused on trying to make a
Speaker 2: positive impact on how the future unfolds, especially when it
Speaker 2: comes to tech and AI. Part of that work means
Speaker 2: forming relationships with all kinds of people, trying to understand
Speaker 2: their perspective and trying to get them to understand mine.
Speaker 2: Sometimes sometimes it's productive to engage with those we oppose.
Speaker 2: Now I agree with all that. Mostly, what do you think?
Speaker 2: What do you think about this dialogue thing? Is it creepy?
Speaker 1: Yeah, of course it is. It's done in secret, right
Speaker 1: if it wasn't leaked by some hacker like we wouldn't
Speaker 1: know about it? And when does Peter Thield doing anything
Speaker 1: for humanity. Like it's like I had a friend of
Speaker 1: mine hit me up, going, yeah, dude, is this the
Speaker 1: deep state you're talking about? And go, dude, it goes
Speaker 1: way deeper than that than the dialogue thing. Yeah, it goes.
Speaker 1: That's not a secret society. Well that's a secret group,
Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying. Secret society, but that's not
Speaker 1: the deep state. Now, the deep state is way past.
Speaker 2: That, so so institutional like in the government, the deeper.
Speaker 2: Here's a video report on the rest of this story.
Speaker 13: Secret societies they often come up in conspiracies or in
Speaker 13: the plot of a movie, but thanks to some work
Speaker 13: of some activists, we've got a first look into how
Speaker 13: one really operates.
Speaker 2: It's called Dialogue and.
Speaker 13: In the private invitation only group co founded in two
Speaker 13: thousand and six by billionaire Peter tild within the trope
Speaker 13: of Information Access, with the names of hundreds of participants,
Speaker 13: including fitting Trump officials, Lawn Musk, and the president of
Speaker 13: Open AI. These influential figures gather at annual treats, including
Speaker 13: sessions right back nuclear navigating World War III, and build
Speaker 13: a party run by a former White House National security official,
Speaker 13: the hacker Maya Arson crim who had.
Speaker 3: This for this person?
Speaker 1: This is the hacker.
Speaker 2: Wow, God bless them, God bless you are a person
Speaker 2: you see this hacker?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, this is the hacker. Thank you for everything.
Speaker 2: Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Speaker 1: I'm telling you the artistics and.
Speaker 15: They exposed the US government's no fly list and reached
Speaker 15: surveillance company Vercata. Dialogue's digital footprint is hard to spot,
Speaker 15: although a report by Axios last year showed it's lining
Speaker 15: up a major expansion plans to build a campus in
Speaker 15: the suburbs of Washington, DC as a permanent hub for
Speaker 15: off the record meetings. None of the individuals names named
Speaker 15: in the league have responded for comment showing their commitment
Speaker 15: to the secret In secret society.
Speaker 1: I love how cute she keeps it. None of them
Speaker 1: have responded anyways, that's why they call it secret. Anyways.
Speaker 1: A puppy got lot found its owner. You know, it's
Speaker 1: like you're literally talking about evil and all these.
Speaker 2: Dude, should we form our own secret society.
Speaker 1: Johnny, nobody would want to join our secret society? Who
Speaker 1: wants to join our secret society?
Speaker 2: These are some of the names. By the way, it's
Speaker 2: general Alexis Grin Grinkowitch of that's NATO's Supreme Allied Commander
Speaker 2: in Europe, Scott Bessant, Army Secretary Dan Driscoll, Hallie Hoffman.
Speaker 2: That's the It seems by the way that there are
Speaker 2: levels to this dialogue thing. Like Joseph Gordon Levitt and
Speaker 2: the actors and the lightweights are at one level and
Speaker 2: probably don't see Peter Teel, but like Ted Cruz and
Speaker 2: Cory Booker, those types who are on the list definitely
Speaker 2: are seeing you know what I mean, there's I guarantee
Speaker 2: you that they're like lower. It's like it's just like
Speaker 2: you know the Mason's. They're different levels, and at some
Speaker 2: levels you don't know anything about what's actually going on.
Speaker 2: Let's see Jared Kushner's on there, Scooter Braun, if you
Speaker 2: remember Scooter Braun, Ezra Kline, the political commentator, uh, Sophia Bush,
Speaker 2: the actress, Rick Warren, the pastors there, Eric Schmidt, Peter Thiel. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I s boy, it's a whole host of people, super
Speaker 2: super interesting. A couple other things. Rod Stewart is having
Speaker 2: a tough time. We've followed the continuing descent of of
Speaker 2: Frankie Valley and it seems that Rod Stewart is now
Speaker 2: on the path of uh of Frankie Valley. He was
Speaker 2: on stage recently, according in this TMZ video and if
Speaker 2: it will just let me copy it, I will paste
Speaker 2: it over here.
Speaker 1: Uh.
Speaker 2: And he's not looking good man, He's really struggling at
Speaker 2: concerts now. I think he had been unwell and like
Speaker 2: canceled some dates. And uh, now that he's back on
Speaker 2: stage anyway, I'll let you have a have a little
Speaker 2: gander here.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, dude, Oh my god, what are we
Speaker 1: doing here? Dude? What are we doing here? Dude? Like, dude,
Speaker 1: end it, bro, I mean, why does the devil do
Speaker 1: this to these guys? It's too much, man, it's too
Speaker 1: Everyone's clapping. Yeah, he got the oxygen.
Speaker 2: He calls him to bring out an oxygen tank.
Speaker 1: Bro, and everyone's clapping like it's not a train wreck
Speaker 1: right now, Okay, call to day. The show's over. Let's go.
Speaker 1: Let's go it. Dude, stop buying tickets to these people.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I can't watch this anymore. The show
Speaker 1: must go on, even though Oh my god, dude, did
Speaker 1: they yellow? How much did you drink? Enjoy so Love
Speaker 1: Trained by the OJS, Come on joy steps.
Speaker 2: I mean you said this earlier when I brought this
Speaker 2: up during cash Day, Like who do you owe? You know,
Speaker 2: what's who's your debt? Dude that you have to go
Speaker 2: out there?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, dou These people are like keep going.
Speaker 1: You're like, I paid you back, leave me alone.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't. I don't think so. So the dumbest
Speaker 2: people have assembled at Trader Joe's over the past couple
Speaker 2: of weeks to get in line for these stupid tote
Speaker 2: bags that have gone viral. And it's just it's because
Speaker 2: they're valuable to white people. You have a bunch of
Speaker 2: immigrants that don't speak English getting in line to get
Speaker 2: them at Trader Joe's. Uh, look at this, dude. This
Speaker 2: is at a Trader Joe's. People lined up around the block,
Speaker 2: apparently at a lot of Trader Joe's to get these things.
Speaker 1: We have a load of the bags. We're gonna put
Speaker 1: them out drafting. Okay, hold on, hold on, I get
Speaker 1: where is this San Francisco?
Speaker 2: Hold on, now, what is this guy think's gonna happen
Speaker 2: if he leaves them with the box?
Speaker 1: By the way, this guy's like this old guy's like
Speaker 1: grabbing all them I can't it's freezing. Where is this Okay?
Speaker 1: I give big jugs. One big jugs just showed up.
Speaker 2: Yeah, So all these white people are like buying them
Speaker 2: on eBay and stuff. So you have a bunch of
Speaker 2: immigrants just lying. You see this like Ross, if you
Speaker 2: going to Ross in La. I don't think this happens
Speaker 2: in other places, like in rural areas, but in cities,
Speaker 2: it's just immigrants going through the clothes at Ross, like
Speaker 2: looking for anything that's valuable that they can resell. And
Speaker 2: that's it's you just had like all immigrants lined up
Speaker 2: to get as many of these things as they could
Speaker 2: to swap on flip them on eBay.
Speaker 1: Johnny, are you calling Asians immigrants?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 2: Well, I mean they don't speak English, but none of
Speaker 2: did you hear those people? Those people didn't speak They
Speaker 2: were like.
Speaker 1: Oh, I want why all, Johnny? Where did you fly
Speaker 1: back to Southwest or did you fly back to Burbank
Speaker 1: or lax.
Speaker 2: I flew back to lax I flew out from Johnny.
Speaker 1: Have you seen what they're doing with drug dogs? They
Speaker 1: used to be German shepherds. Now they're like labradoodles, like
Speaker 1: they've deied. Fuck they done diversity with drug dogs.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know what that is. It's they take dogs
Speaker 2: that get like uh it's like straight or.
Speaker 1: Get drug problem to everybody for drugs.
Speaker 2: And they train them. Yeah, they've been training like like
Speaker 2: you know, rescues and stuff.
Speaker 1: Uh. Yeah, you're gonna have a Pomeranian snitching on your edibles.
Speaker 2: It's all a scam anyway, dude, that at least maybe
Speaker 2: not at the airport, but when police use those dogs,
Speaker 2: they just get them to do whatever they want. They
Speaker 2: want you to get, you know, to justify if they
Speaker 2: want you to justify a search. That's how they do it.
Speaker 1: Man.
Speaker 2: Let's see. Do you think I wanted to ask you
Speaker 2: do you think this rift between Trump and then Yahoo
Speaker 2: is real?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 2: You don't you think he still got them at the balls?
Speaker 1: Yeah? I think this is all attempt to get everyone
Speaker 1: back because they look like they're gonna get their asses
Speaker 1: kicked in the midterms, I think, which is hilarious because
Speaker 1: they the Democrats have no money, like they've they've gotten
Speaker 1: no money at all, like for their elections. They got
Speaker 1: no That's why they got to run all this tax
Speaker 1: fraud because no one's funding them.
Speaker 2: Oh that's interesting.
Speaker 1: So they were showing like the the Republicans have like
Speaker 1: one hundred and twenty mil and the Democrats have like
Speaker 1: three mil. Really, yeah, nobody's giving him money. So after
Speaker 1: Hillary couldn't kneecapped the Democrats, they had to go to
Speaker 1: the cartels for money. And that's why that's why Kamala
Speaker 1: Harris picked Tim Waltz because he's running giant tax fraud.
Speaker 1: He was money laundering, so he needed his money. So
Speaker 1: they're like, come on, fund our fucking thing. So he
Speaker 1: took a billion dollars gave it to her and now
Speaker 1: that and that's all that. That's that's all they're doing
Speaker 1: in California too, is funding the entire DNC, which is
Speaker 1: why we keep hearing about how fucking Gavin Newsom's going
Speaker 1: to be the guy that runs because he's funding it everything.
Speaker 2: Centera because there was this report by like Times of
Speaker 2: Israel and Channel twelve that the US government, like the
Speaker 2: White House, had been going around that Yahoo reaching out
Speaker 2: to the people who might replace him eventually, trying to
Speaker 2: kind of see if if they could work with them
Speaker 2: to get peace.
Speaker 3: But I don't buy it.
Speaker 1: They're even worse than him.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't buy it.
Speaker 1: It's the devil.
Speaker 2: You know, dude, you want to see a miracle, a
Speaker 2: real miracle. So this guy survives a tornado on camera.
Speaker 2: Check us out.
Speaker 1: There is this.
Speaker 2: I have nightmares about tornadoes, like once every couple of months.
Speaker 1: Tornado outside right now, mute yourself, Johnny, I did it?
Speaker 2: Takes a second.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Oh my gosh, what in the world
Speaker 1: just happened.
Speaker 2: It was like Mark Jesus, Oh my gosh, what in
Speaker 2: the world just happened?
Speaker 16: Well, this was insane.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Well what's insane is you stayed to film yourself
Speaker 1: in the middle of a tornado.
Speaker 16: I mean, I feel I got scraped up. That was insane.
Speaker 16: The whole house that I'm living here just just got
Speaker 16: torn to pieces. I was flying around my house. I
Speaker 16: think I'm good though.
Speaker 2: Anyway, I think that what a miracle. What a miracle,
Speaker 2: What a miracle.
Speaker 1: It's a miracle that idiot's alive.
Speaker 2: Like, why were you said, Yeah, it's a miracle. What
Speaker 2: do you mean why was he in his house?
Speaker 1: Yeah? I mean, dude, things come and get out of there.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, those things are unpredictable lots of times
Speaker 2: about Yeah, maybe there was a warning. I think I
Speaker 2: think it's about it.
Speaker 1: All right, Johnny, I gotta go, all right, bye everybody,
Speaker 1: see you guys next week.
Speaker 2: Bye bye bye now, sorry about the sound. Uh talk
Speaker 2: to you later. Bye bye. Oh word, we need a word.
Speaker 1: To tornado retards. Christian What