Speaker 1: Cool, Broken Simulation, Broken Simulation, Sam Triple Welcome to Johnny
Woodard presents Broken Simulation starring Johnny Weirard.
Speaker 2: Where is it Johnny Weird?
Speaker 1: Johnny Johnny says, I'm blowing out his ears, so I
have to talk very lightly. So this could be a
very mellow Sam today, very mellow.
Speaker 2: It's a nice sound.
Speaker 3: Thank you.
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Broken Simulation. I was I should have shaved before.
Speaker 2: Dude, you joined the room earlier and then realize you joined.
I guess and I heard you. You were just talking
to yourself going, I'm just never gonna get in shape.
Speaker 1: I'm just never gonna get in shape. I just get
fed ship food.
Speaker 2: Oh is that what you were talking about here? Dinner?
Speaker 1: So I just eat like shit constantly.
Speaker 2: That was funny. That was funny. You're just like, I'm
just never gonna get in shape. Like part of my
soul was just like, I'm sorry, Sam. Yeah, I feel
the same way. I feel the same way that it
wouldn't be nice to just once in your life just
get really shredded, just one time.
Speaker 1: I just want one time and just blow it out.
Speaker 2: What do you mean, blow blow it out?
Speaker 1: Just fucking be like boom, dude, just be just shredded
and then be like super.
Speaker 2: Fat guy Like you're right after that Christian Bale for
a role or something. Is that what you're saying, Like, really,
just eat yourself into grave. Uh so, Sam, we just
had the thousandth episode in Austin. That was awesome. Thank
you to everybody who came. A lot of people came,
a lot of broken send people that was cool to
meet all.
Speaker 1: It was amazing, dude. It was amosy.
Speaker 2: Put faces to names.
Speaker 1: It was great, dude. I mean just it could not
have gone better, dude. And it's like Dan's like, dude,
pull it back in, pull it back in. It's like
they're all over the place. I'm like, this is exactly
what I want.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Yeah, It's is funny. She told me she sent
you that text. She was like, yeah, I told him
that was enough self filetio talk and U.
Speaker 1: Dana is really a great human being who does a wonderful,
wonderful job of just being a wonderful person. But I
mean just a human being who is an expert and
everything instantly, so I'm like, this is exactly wh I
wanted to go. I just want to have ping pong
between Kurt.
Speaker 2: It was the easiest show because we did our thing
for like fifteen minutes and then came out and had
a tenfoil It's a normal episode of Tenfoil Hat where
the guests are the drivers for the main part of it.
And that's love that I.
Speaker 1: Could just sit back make my comments. It didn't get out,
by the way, that's every episode of the Curtain Sam experiment. Yeah,
that's every just me like I'm flavor playing it, feel it,
feel it. Oh yeah, hell yeah, come come. So it's great.
So Johnny, you know, after the show, we were very sorry.
My daughter's in the background just trying to go to
bed while simultaneously rocking at the same time. So, uh,
after the show, it went off. You know, it went great.
Couldn't have gone better, could not have gone better. Afterwards,
meet and greet, Johnny hides and comes out for two
pictures and runs off. I don't know.
Speaker 2: I don't know what you're talking about. I was on
the front. I was in the couple of the people
called me out to the front, and I was meeting
people out in the front. You guys are in the
lobby and everybody else was outside. I met way more
people than you did, probably out in the front.
Speaker 1: So uh, we had a wonderful time and it was
a blessing and like we got some cool gifts. One
of the gifts we got was from seventy pounds of
chee cheese who just gave us all our own Uh
dick key change, that's a Johnny. You gotta pick which
one you want? Do you want super dark? Do you
want light dark? Do you want long skinny? Do you
want they have different heads? Have you noticed?
Speaker 2: Maybe maybe I'm wrong here, but it appears she has
put them in reverse order of the stereotype. Is that
is that right? Like the darkest is the smallest, which is.
Speaker 1: Weird because her boyfriend slash husband is black, so maybe
she's sending out signals. But yeah, so is this the
white guy? I don't even know? Is this a white guy?
Speaker 2: The pink one is the white one?
Speaker 1: And then what was this Native American?
Speaker 2: I think that's uncircumcised white is what you got? Okay,
that's x G Yeah, and then you got Mexican. Well,
then this is what light skin half it's Indian. I
would say, like, this is this is Nave America. No, no, no,
I'm familiar.
Speaker 1: Johnny. You keep you your sound keeps getting weird. You
go frizzle on us real good, what do you mean?
I was like, I heard when you talk and then
the last one is black, which is her boyfriend. But
it's the tiny it's a tiny penis.
Speaker 2: It's the heart of Yeah, that's the darkest one you
could imagine.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, this one makes your credit go bad fast.
Speaker 2: I'd love to his testicles are still white though. I
like that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Johnny, you keep distortion, dude, you keep doing distortion.
Speaker 2: This move is gonna kill me.
Speaker 3: Bro.
Speaker 2: It's been the hardest couple of weeks. I don't know
what to say. I mean, I'm plugged in the same
way I always am. I can't imagine what distortion you
guys hearing distortion on my from my microphone? Yeah, I am, no,
But are the people who count hearing it as well?
Am I distorted? Am? I going?
Speaker 1: Okay? So, Johnny, here's the coolest thing, the coolest thing ever.
So a guy comes up to me during the show.
At the end of the show. He goes, hey, yes.
Speaker 2: And then two people say no, I don't know what
to believe. Well, I hear it, so yeah, yeah, but
it could just be you. It could be your your
yeah or something.
Speaker 1: Yeah. But everyone's like yeah, buzz.
Speaker 2: Note some people are saying no. It's very confusing.
Speaker 1: Okay, Johnny, just just whatever you want to do. I
don't care. So anyways, so this someone comes up to me.
He goes, hey, man, I want to give you a gift.
I go cool. He goes, hey, man, I want to
give you a gift for you have five years so Friday, right,
which I do, and if I'm blessed to make it
to December, it will be six years. He goes, I
want to give you something, and he gives me. I
don't know if you can see it. It just sucks.
Hold on, yeah, let me see if I can get
this right. Okay, there it is somewhat see it. It
is a five year sobriety anniversary. I gotta move it
over here. So the freaking flat Earthen goes, look, he's
covering his eye. That's so illuminati. Okay, I literally have
to do that now because the Internet has become extremely stupid.
So right, I have to go. Oh, I can't just
move my hand that way because there's a guy who's
got who's a fed, has too much time on his hands. Okay,
look at this. So it's a five year sobriety coin.
And and it's made us silver.
Speaker 2: That's really gy.
Speaker 1: And then on the back, look at it, Johnny, it's
celebrating our thousandth episode at the Mothership at Sam TRIPLEI
one thousand, one thousand, one thousand Comedy Mothership.
Speaker 2: Oh that's so cool, man?
Speaker 1: Is that cool? Dude?
Speaker 2: It's really cool. Wow.
Speaker 1: So you know, whenever someone I love that gets sober,
maybe I'll give him. Now'll pass it on, dude, as on.
Speaker 2: Oh, on their five years.
Speaker 1: When someone else gets five years, Yeah, we'll do that.
Speaker 2: When they have a Tinfoil Hat podcast and that reaches
a thousand episodes, you'll give it to him.
Speaker 1: Yeah, when another show called Timfoil Hat, I will give
them that coin if they're sober.
Speaker 2: I gotta.
Speaker 1: I'm going to go nuts right now.
Speaker 2: Just want everyone to know that somebody's blowing you up.
Speaker 1: Yeah. It's never good either.
Speaker 2: No, it's it's never good. No, anytime's never good ever ever.
Cure Starmer's out. That's a big one.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's amazing, right, how how awesome is that? And
the guy replaced him is just a bigger creep than
he is. I mean it's like everyone's excited he's gone.
Then it's like watch who you wish for? Everyone's like
we want that. Yeah, who's gone. The guy in the
waiting is even worse than he is, if that's possible.
Speaker 2: Y oh yeah, dude. Tucker was talking about it a
couple of days ago. Who's like a moderate politically in Israel,
which is unbelievable. There's that one guy that's like kind
of runs that party under him, the Lakouts, And.
Speaker 1: Yeah, absolutely insane, total psycho, absolutely insane. They're all insane people.
It's a bubble where they're allowed to become insane, you know,
and it's just like there you go, dude. I mean,
like it's again, when you allow people to not be
criticized by outside forces, they become the most extreme version
of themselves. And the Luku Party is the greatest example
of that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's it's insane. I think John Lennon said it's
the government is run by insane people with insane motives,
you know, like just yeah.
Speaker 1: I mean I always say America is a nation of
retards being being governed by psychopaths, but Israel is a
nation of psychopaths being ran by even more psychopaths, even
biter psych even darker psychopath I mean, it's just like,
I don't believe anything. This war, just I don't believe
any of it. Dude, I believe the only thing is
Kevin Bacon. You know what I'm talking about. I think
it's it's all Kevin Bacon and that's it. Everything else,
and they're all working together for that.
Speaker 2: Dude, I totally agree. Did you the White House posted this,
uh what yet today yesterday? Just totally effing with the
QAnon people. Did you see this tweet that the White
House posted? Uh, the White House will be Q posting
today the White House and then you have to scroll
down like a million like down and down and down,
and you scroll down and then it goes in by
Q we mean quantum. Stay tuned.
Speaker 1: Okay, Yeah, it's.
Speaker 2: The most If you go and find the tweet that
they're talking about after they troll the Q andons, it's
the most Trump quantum tweet ever. It says Q is
for quantum. Under President Trump's leadership, quantum is This is
how he talks about stuff. He says want not quantum
computing or it's quantum. Just quantum is making a massive
leap in America, is at the forefront of these innovations
and groundbreaking technologies. And he signed an executive order, as
he loves to do, unleashing American quantum technologies innovation. That's
their c post.
Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly. I mean they think they're clever.
Speaker 2: What do you think of that though? Just kind of
because Q I mean, say what you will about him,
but those people played a huge role in getting him elected.
Speaker 1: Now, I mean that was the game, right, But the
truth is that it was Operation Trust, and they were
telling you everything that was happening, you know, to the
point where you got to wonder if they ran Hillary
Clinton just to get him in. They knew how everybody
hated it, hated him, hated her. And she literally said,
I knew they would never let me be president. I
knew it. I knew it. Yeah, she said that the
night she lost. She's like, I knew they wouldn't let
me be president. I knew it. Yeah, because you're a
psycho bitch. That's why nobody wants psycho bitch And pantsuits
in there. You know what I'm saying, Like, how many?
How many? How much dark shit do you gotta get
into before you realize you can't be president?
Speaker 2: Yeah? I mean, isn't that kind of a prerequisite. Most
of the time I.
Speaker 1: Got, Oh, yeah, I mean it is, but nobody knew
about it. It's like, dude, Hillary Clinton did so much
damage to the Internet. We had such a great internet
up to twenty fifteen, Like it was glorious, and then
she had to come and ruin everything. Jeffrey Wilson in
the chat saying Hillary Clinton smells like Pee. I haven't
gotten that close to know. I'll take your word for him.
I think black people all think white people smell like
pe right.
Speaker 2: I think most white people think that of black people too,
if I'm being honest, I.
Speaker 1: Never thought of person smelled like Pete ever in my life.
I know.
Speaker 2: It's I can tell you why I might think that.
It's because this girl, Shanin when I was in kindergarten
through like third grade, she just pissed herself all the time, dude.
And she would sit next to me in class and
just piss herself and they'd have to send her home
every day. For pissing herself.
Speaker 1: Man, she knew how to get out of class. She's like,
fuck it, but I want to go home piss.
Speaker 2: What a genius, Shanin.
Speaker 1: Let me just tell you something. My daughter Chad's gonna
be joining us soon, right too. We have dude occasionally
you go robot on us. Dude, it's very weird.
Speaker 2: I don't imagine what it is.
Speaker 1: I can't imagine. It's your new place. It's fucking haunted. Okay,
it's a haunted place. She went for the nice view
and you were, oh, I can't believe we got this,
this amazing apartment. You're like, well, because it's haunted, we.
Speaker 2: Would have seen the hauntings by now you haven't seen any.
Speaker 1: Well, your your your microphone's just just going straight up
like possessed. Seriously, your your microphone is haunted. Right, everyone's
agreeing with me in the in the chat, you're you're
you're literally muted, dude, You're the ghosts are messing with you. You
have tweaker ghosts, just like I have tweaker ghosts.
Speaker 2: I don't know how you're hearing anything if I'm not talking.
That's the part I don't know. So you were talking
I wasn't even pugged in and you were saying, I can.
Speaker 1: Hear myself on your thing. It's just it's not going well, Johnny.
Just go I'll come back and just let me have a.
Speaker 2: Moment of people what you can hear yourself?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I've heard myself a couple of times because.
Speaker 2: I got headphones on. There's nothing. I mean, I don't
know how that's possible, dude.
Speaker 1: Some people think your microphone is haunted by dead people.
Speaker 2: I don't know what's going dude.
Speaker 1: We just got some autistic dollars. Bro, the show is
going to ship, Johnny. You're setup is just ruining the show.
And we're still getting autistic dollars.
Speaker 2: I mean, you know you can't show up a fucking
hour late and then give me ship for myself.
Speaker 1: Oh that's gotta be it. It's my fault. You're totally right.
I messed with your dude.
Speaker 2: Up earlier and then I can hear. Let me change
Mike's Johnny.
Speaker 1: It's literally like you have like a sound effect machine
on your microphone and you're like, let me act like
I'm a haunted old lady in the library, Johnny. Everybody
in the in the comment section says, your place is haunted. Okay,
much better? God, Yeah, Johnny can't even jerk off in
his own house because he knows it's a freaking ghost watching. Yo.
His power is tripping, Johnny, don't I mean, dude, why
am I tripping? I'm not tripping. I just want you
guys not to get shocked by the words. Johnny said, Yeah,
that sounds much better, Johnny.
Speaker 2: Does it sound Johnny?
Speaker 1: Can you supersize my order too? Can you throwing an
icy in there too?
Speaker 2: Jesus Christ. Sam's in a bad mood because his home
life is driving him crazy.
Speaker 1: Johnny, You're just a piece of shit. I just need you.
I'm not in a bad mood. I just like, technically
we're having problems and you're you're deflecting and blaming on me.
Speaker 2: It's not me what You're taking it out on me,
and I'm not.
Speaker 1: Taking it on you. I'm like, your thing sounds like shit?
Why am I the asshole? Now? It sounds better? You
look like you work at Wendy's. Why are you upset
with me?
Speaker 2: What else is going on?
Speaker 1: Doesn't Johnny have Wolf of Wall Street energy? Right now?
Just try to take all my fucking retirement invested in
shebu you knew right now?
Speaker 2: You lookth Brooks. Yeah, let's do Garth Brooks, Madonna, Okay,
let's run down the list, Britney Spears and uh when
she goes live? Yeah? Who else? Anybody else?
Speaker 1: All the fast lues?
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, nasfar Okay, guys pit that you get
a stop for NASCAR? A couple more, get them out? Three?
Speaker 1: Two?
Speaker 2: One man, we're live? Okay?
Speaker 1: Another one?
Speaker 2: How many more? Let me alone?
Speaker 1: That was fire? Dude, that was fire? Say you look
like an egirl right now.
Speaker 2: I don't know what that means. What does that mean?
Speaker 1: That means you're one of these slots trying to get
me to give you money, like you're trying to do
fim down mommy right now?
Speaker 2: Oh oh hell no, sir, yes, I'm from No, no.
Speaker 1: No, you gotta be like, okay, stupid slave, send me
one hundred dollars right now, your piece of ship. I'll
be like, oh yes, mistress, here's one hundred dollars.
Speaker 2: I don't think the girls aware of those these things?
Speaker 3: Do they.
Speaker 1: Do? Really? Yeah?
Speaker 4: Uh?
Speaker 2: Okay, what a Jesus? What I mean? This might be
our worst show ever?
Speaker 1: No, this might be our best show ever.
Speaker 2: And what normally fixes a show when it's off the
rails is bringing in chat Zumac. So I'm sure it's
going to get way better here after. I love your chat.
Oh what's weird? Did you see?
Speaker 1: Uh?
Speaker 2: Lindsey Graham went on face the nation? And I mean,
is there a bigger other than you? Is there a
bigger piece of ship than Lindsey Graham on this planet?
Was talking at it? Looking at Lindsey Graham for a second,
I can't believe I won't biggest piece of show I was.
Speaker 1: Using, and then I wont. So I can continue to
get be affed by issues.
Speaker 2: It's going to fail.
Speaker 5: Let's try a diplomatic solution. I think it's going to fail.
What happens next? I spent four and a half hours
with President Trump Friday, just working if this.
Speaker 2: Is there anybody that you would least like other than
that Yahoo? Really you would want to hear? Has been
four hours plus with our president.
Speaker 1: Then, Johnny, will you look up a Gumby and tell
me if he doesn't have gumby head right now?
Speaker 2: Dumby, the green thing, the stress Gumby.
Speaker 1: He literally has Gumby head right now.
Speaker 2: Okay, I'm gonna show this, but I don't. Oh, I see,
I got it. Okay, I got you. Hold on, let
me kill that. Yeah, I got you. It's kind of
off with.
Speaker 1: He literally has his head smashed this way. Yeah, that's
my guy, said that smashed. It was like I worked
at PF Chains in Vegas and there was this gay
guy that.
Speaker 2: What are you talking about?
Speaker 1: There was this gay guy that was a drag queen
back when that was dangerous and he totally had gumby head.
Speaker 2: That's so strange, all right.
Speaker 1: Yeah, his head just went to the side.
Speaker 2: Dude, it was it is it isna.
Speaker 1: It looks like he's like he's being sucked into a vortex,
like he's just fading away. Look at that, dude, What
is going on with your head? Dude? This might be
a clone. We might have to call him the fittest
flat earther.
Speaker 2: Could be right, Johnny.
Speaker 1: His last video was so incredibly dumb.
Speaker 2: Who's the fittest flat earther?
Speaker 1: Can I? I gotta go find my other phone. It's
on there, dude. You gotta hear this fucking thing. It's
so dumb.
Speaker 2: I can just look him up on Instagram? Is it
on Instagram? Tyler Hanson. Yeah, I got his Instagram right here,
that's his name.
Speaker 1: That dude, tell me you're not a fed without telling me.
Speaker 2: He block me.
Speaker 1: Okay, hold on a second, hold on, let's talk about yourself.
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Speaker 1: You, Johnny, We got big news? Is that traded? Yeah?
Speaker 2: I saw that to the heat, to the heat.
Speaker 1: But what they get I haven't.
Speaker 2: I didn't see that. I just saw the headline that
he got traded. Are you bringing this thing up?
Speaker 6: There is one thing, Okay, prophesied his own death as
Olibratree died at the age thirty two from a helicopter
crash where two helicopters collided with each other.
Speaker 7: You see when you wake up and you start asking
questions and you stop leaving the mainstream narrative, Well, they
have agents implanted to create a second player so that
you get stuck. Actually the truth truth like hold or
tree fake a death not was taken out because he
became an independent musician. You want you stuck? At Chester,
Bennington was taken out because he was going to expose
child traffic. They want you stuck at they faked them, dude.
Speaker 1: He's literally saying saying that Oliver Tree is George Casanza,
a fictional character. Like what are we doing here?
Speaker 2: That doesn't even make sense?
Speaker 1: Dude? Yeah, I mean, like it's so dumb. Can we
do it again? Like what do you say? You freaking retard.
Speaker 7: Up and you start asking questions and you stop leaving
the mainstream narrative. Well, they have agents implanted to create
a second layer so that you get stuck at their
layer instead of actually finding the truth. Truth Like Oliver
Tree fake is death not was taken out because he
became an independent musician. You want you stuck at Chester
Bennington was taken out because.
Speaker 1: What do you say, dude, why showing George Kans.
Speaker 7: Faked the moon landing because they wanted to win the
space race. They want you stuck at. JFK was taken
out by the CIA, so you don't realize that.
Speaker 1: He wasn't killed.
Speaker 7: They want you stuck believing in aliens. Okay, a certain
resemblance to one Owen Wilson, And you might, dude, what
are you saying?
Speaker 2: Who is that guy? Beyond the bail who is it?
Speaker 1: Oh, this guy's this is my buddy. He's actually really great.
And of course, yeah, and anybody who says anything that
and he gets any traction he says names about. But
let's go into this. Is this guy saying Owen Wilson
that this guy faked his own death in his own Wilson,
I don't know.
Speaker 7: I mean he had a certain resemblance to someone, a
certain resemblance to what we don't even look alive Wilson.
And you might find it ridiculous at first, but I
promise you, if you give me one more minute, you won't.
I'm going so everything matches up really perfectly here, even that,
what if I also told you that's beyond the veil's
wife and that's Owen Wilson's girlfriend who he has a
child with. Why in a second, because I want to
show you how this really matches up and how everything
is in the exact eyebrows, exact same They also just
happened to have the exact same multiple scars in the
exact same.
Speaker 1: I mean, I mean, I can't do this to the listeners.
He's so dumb. Look at this guy. He has dots
on his face. He has dots on his face. Oh
my god, they both have dots on their face. God,
Rudy literally, Johnny, he literally compared a guy to a
fake to a fake character on a sitcom.
Speaker 2: I don't think he believes any of this, dude.
Speaker 1: I think he's No, he's a fed, dude, He's a
total fed. His job is to make everybody dumb. And
now you're seeing everybody else do this shit like I
hate it would be other feds. This guy is such
a fat. Look at this. This guy has a nose.
That guy has a nose. This guy is too eyes. Yes,
who else has two eyes? I can hear myself, Johnny,
I'm sorry, Yeah, it's crazy. Do we want to watch
any more of this?
Speaker 2: I mean it's it's hilarious and mind numbing at the
same time. So, well, that's the show I know, I'm saying.
Let's let's listen. That's this location.
Speaker 1: Do you see that they're not the same day? What
are you talking about? And there's nothing there.
Speaker 7: You can even see the mustache.
Speaker 3: It's in the same.
Speaker 1: Exact Oh my god, dude, push him together. See here
and here? No, no, perfect, No, it's not perfect, dude, Dude,
to the other side. And again, why did you have
to get olden Wilson would zits on his nose like
of all the pictures of us wise with his nose
just totally breaking out.
Speaker 2: Is it isn't it? Well?
Speaker 1: I mean, dude, anyone does Okay, we're gonna get out
of this. Does anyone think these two people look alike?
I mean, be honest, get in the middle, well, get
into comments section if you, dude, this guy's just literally
say this guy and this guy.
Speaker 2: This guy's the other guy.
Speaker 1: Uh, beyond the veil. I thought it was a different guy.
Speaker 7: But this is in the exact same marking in the
exact same spot, right in the.
Speaker 1: I mean, dude, I I dude, I owe everybody in
an apology. We all lost IQ points. This guy is
so dumb. This dude has bad skin. This dude has
bad skin. How can they both have bad skin? Answer
me that?
Speaker 2: Speaking of bad skin, here we go, Chad Zooma.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, dad, you just got us dinged on YouTube.
Speaker 3: All the time.
Speaker 1: Yo, Let's give it up for the midnight rider himself.
Chad ze Man zoom Oc doing late night in Florida
could easily be asleep counting sheet.
Speaker 3: Thanks for having me. Guys, I watched the show. Big fan,
Johnny Woodard, big fan.
Speaker 2: I'm a big fan of Chad.
Speaker 1: We're really excited Chad because you just followed the dumbest
guy of all time. You're coming in with zero expectations.
This will be the best time for you to ever shine.
Like it's literally like you're you're doing Wacky Doodles comedy
club and your feature just bomb so hard. You can
just come in and just super crush.
Speaker 3: Do you guys still get zits? Do you guys still
get them?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Occasionally I'm cursed.
Speaker 3: Yeah, me too.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we're fifty we're getting zits.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's ridiculous, especially around my nose area. I have
to pop them. It's disgusting.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, oh the worst. Best feeling though, when it pops,
you're like, oh nice.
Speaker 3: Yes, there's some sort of feeling there, Chad.
Speaker 1: Let's get into your big the reason your hair. You're
on a big world win promotional tour, pushing this big,
big special that you want to talk about.
Speaker 3: I'm doing, Uh, you actually help talk me into it,
and I talk to enough people. I'm doing a special.
I'm doing a good funny.
Speaker 1: I have to ask you real quick?
Speaker 3: Yeah, are you own Wilson?
Speaker 1: Some people have been asking in the comments section, are
you own Wilson?
Speaker 3: Come on, man, is that my own Wilson impression?
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 3: I'm actually Luke Wilson.
Speaker 1: Oh do what happened to him?
Speaker 8: Man?
Speaker 3: He's stole in a movie with Swartzen right now, I know,
but it's like he did.
Speaker 1: He did Idiocracy and they're like, we're done with you, dude?
Speaker 2: What are you after a career after that?
Speaker 1: He had?
Speaker 2: The Old School was after Idiocracy? Wasn't it? Was it?
Speaker 1: Okay, I'll take it back. I'll take it back. I'll
take it back. Guys.
Speaker 3: They're actually one of my favorite movies. The movie Bottle
Rock and a cult classic.
Speaker 2: Their first movie, Fantastic Movie. Fantastic movie, Fantastic.
Speaker 1: I love Late Night and Chad Zumac like he's just
cool and calm. Ray.
Speaker 2: Now I'm wrong, I'm wrong, Sam. Idiocracy was in six
Old School two thousand and three, So.
Speaker 1: Whoa hold on? Old School came out before Idiocracy?
Speaker 2: Yeah I did. I didn't think so, but it did.
Speaker 1: Look somebody somebody's telling me on a raviol in station
and gas station boner pill diet right now, Chad, I mean,
what what do you do after that? Dude? What do
you do after that?
Speaker 2: Okay?
Speaker 3: I got itms.
Speaker 2: Uh, let's see. Oh six is Idiocracy Blades of Glory? Uh,
he wasn't. He don't think he had a big part
in that though. He was in that movie Vacancy. He
was in three ten to Yuma. I love that you
asked me the question and then you just depart. He's gone, now, Yeah,
that's rude death at a funeral. Yeah, you know he
might be onto something there. Uh, you're you know, you got,
you got, you're onto something. Sam. Okay, he's gone. I
think he's Rushmore too. Yeah, but that was before Rushmore
was definitely before Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I mean he was the star of that show Rodies,
but that wasn't That was like twenty six. You're right, Sam,
you're one hundred percent right after that movie, his career
took a nose dive. You're one hundred percent right. Are
you on a micro Sam?
Speaker 1: Sam? Yeah, you're I'm back. We're having a lot of
technical difficulties. Chat. Please don't add to it.
Speaker 3: Thank you, first and foremost, I want to congratulate, congratulate
you guys. On your thousands episode of Tenfoil Hat. That
was awesome.
Speaker 1: Thank you, buddy. I appreciate that. We're very excited about it.
Big show, big show. What does that come out for
people to watch? Whenever Chatty's Johnny gets done with it?
It's a video, you're done with the video?
Speaker 2: The video, No, it's uploading. Well, I paused it for this,
but ye, that's something. Okay, it'll be a little bit.
Speaker 1: But I showed you earlier, but I want to show
you again. This is five years, five year chip in
the back, two full half a thousand episodes comedy mother ship.
Speaker 3: Isn't that thoughtful when people like go out of the
way and give you like nice little gifts.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we're very excited, Chad.
Speaker 3: You should be. That's awesome. Five years is a long time.
Speaker 1: Yeah, go ahead, Chad, push your push your show. But
do you have push your your fund me? Dude.
Speaker 3: I just launched to GoFundMe. It's forty eight hours open
right now, and I'm already almost at two thousand dollars.
My goal is to get to eighty three hundred and
I'm gonna produce shoot my own special and it's gonna
be uh no, holds barred, no gatekeepers. I'm doing it
all myself. It's time to take take the power back,
right Sara?
Speaker 2: Is it? Where can they find it?
Speaker 3: Back putting back chat? If you go to my Twitter
and my Instagram. I pinned it to the top the
link and I'm putting it in your chat right now.
And you know it's a little bit like five dollars
or anything. You can or just share it if you
don't have money. I understand in Trump's economy, you might
not have the money all though prices are going down.
Speaker 1: Chatter yor cheddar. Youre upset about Trump now you feel
like he turned on you.
Speaker 3: I don't. Here's the thing, Like I think they're all
garbage people. But at the end of the day, once
you get in there, you can't do anything. You're just
middle management. Know you You could have all these great ideas.
As soon as you get in you're caught. You're caught
in the system.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, But here's the thing. He is already president
once before and then said he's gonna do all this
ship the second time, and then do it. You know
what I mean? Like the first time I get it,
like you didn't know, but the second time around you
should have a realistic idea, right of what I don't know.
Speaker 3: Well ISIL owns him. They absolutely, they absolutely do, so
he can't do much with that. But you know, judge him.
After four years, that's how I look at it. He's
done some bonehead things.
Speaker 2: He didn't done. Then it's been four years and another
two or one and a half.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Chad, it's called six years that you have.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that was cool. You're right, let's give him credit for.
Speaker 3: That, right, But no, it's like, we'll see what it's
all said and done. I mean, they're all garbage people.
What's gonna happen in twenty twenty eight. We're gonna get more
garbage people. We're gonna get your boy Gavin in there,
and we're gonna get a bro.
Speaker 1: Bro. I'm gonna find just teslat part of the country
where I don't know anybody moved there. If Gavin news
and becomes present, imagine just like and it just they
could totally do it with this mail in ballots.
Speaker 3: Shit, I want to go I was talking to somebody.
I want to go back when I didn't know who
Nancy Pelosi was like, I want.
Speaker 2: To watch that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Chad, what was that twenty fifteen.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I was like back when I didn't even know
who my governor was, and now I know all these
people like I like, I used to know baseball players
back in the nineties and tops baseball cards.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a good point, Mark Rubio. I don't care
about this guy who does bathhouse Rubio guy likes the party.
Speaker 3: Although if you want to watch some good TV, go
watch jd Vance on the View. That was fun.
Speaker 1: What'd you like about it?
Speaker 2: Really?
Speaker 3: They all ganged up on him.
Speaker 1: It was hilarious. They always do that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, it's funny. They're the only people on the
planet who can make me sympathetic for jd Vance uh,
because they're so fucking annoying that you kind of just
want to reflexively side with whoever's on even if it's
you know, Adolf Hitler's assistant. Basically, uh, which is anyway,
I hate that.
Speaker 1: My favorite thing is that, like the chick who just
wants reparations turns out her family owned slaves. It's like,
give up your money, bitch, sonny something sounds like a
porn star. Yeah, dude, again, they're yelling at me about
the sound. I don't know, dude, how about how's my sound? Now?
How's my sound?
Speaker 2: Don't Lonny Sonny hostin.
Speaker 1: Sonny Houstin sounds like a porn star.
Speaker 3: I do this thing where I shut off the chat.
I just look at the paid chat.
Speaker 2: Can't do that, he loves I can't do that.
Speaker 1: Chat doesn't speaking in the chat. They want to know
if you've ever boothed kool aid of pine apples? Have
you ever boofed it? What's boofed shoving up your butt? No?
Speaker 3: No, no, I don't do things with the ass. That's
not fun.
Speaker 1: That's you wouldn't even let a girl put anything in there. No, man,
he loved her. She was a girl your dreams. But
she said you wanted to put a finger in there.
Speaker 3: Oh that's fine, that's happened before. But produce. I'm out fruit.
What is this a neutral bullet? It's my asshole, Chad.
What's the name of your special.
Speaker 1: Going to be? I don't know.
Speaker 3: It's either going to be Florida trash or I have
a couple of things.
Speaker 1: Yeah, someone comes in with a two thousand dollars bid.
Will you name your special after them? Like Mary Thompson.
Speaker 3: The name of the special Mary Thompson.
Speaker 2: Somebody in the chat that Chad is accusing you of
faking a donation from Godfrey. Is that true if you
did you do such a thing.
Speaker 3: Oh, there was a big controversy earlier today on.
Speaker 1: Talking about get it Out. We're on your all.
Speaker 2: We're on your side, Chad, We're.
Speaker 1: On your side. Shoot it down.
Speaker 3: No, we talked about that earlier today and we already
addressed it, so okay.
Speaker 2: So no need to talk about it again.
Speaker 3: Oh No, that's for their show. It's it's all legit.
It's all there. Go to my gofund me. It's at
my Twitter and you can donate yourself and I could
you can pretell.
Speaker 1: True that Jerry Seinfeld donated to your uh special.
Speaker 3: Yeah, him and Larry David, which is nice because they're
very popular. They're Nicks fans.
Speaker 2: I used to do that. I would change the name
of the I would get these spam calls and I
would just change their name to like celebrities, so that
when I was out on dates and stuff, I would
have miscalls, you know, from like Brad Pitt calling again, bro,
we you shut up like that? It was, uh, that's
how Johnny and pressed Chicks. Yeah, yeah, I really did
do that. It wasn't Brad who did I I can't
even remember, it's been so long, but I had a
couple of them that were like and it was one
of them was the Mormons, because they would call every
day at like seven for five years they called every day,
and I changed their name to something like some celebrity.
I can't remember.
Speaker 3: When my college drew and I we uh you remember
caller I d in the home phone, our caller ID.
Every time we called somebody, it said James Brown, like
we were changing Brown Brown, So we changed our answer machine.
We had, uh, we had James Brown, his voice going,
you know, doing his thing, and we were just pretending
we're James Brown all the time. It was great.
Speaker 2: Those are the I miss prank phone calls. Did you
guys do prank phone calls? Just kids like as young
people like of course, yeah, the whole life in high school.
Speaker 3: Jim Florentine made a career out of it, terrorizing telemarketers.
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh yeah, I've heard his remember it played the
special needs guy and crushed it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, special ad it was of course, yeah, and Eminem
became a huge fan and started doing crank phone calls
with Florentine together because him and his daughter what's her name,
I don't know, but anyways, they were They would watch
Crank Anchors when nobody was watching it. It was their
favorite show and became a fan of Florentine. So it
was really fun, great show on the road.
Speaker 1: I'd love to see Jim Florentine open up for Eminem
on the road.
Speaker 3: I don't know if they opened up on the road.
But they did the MTV Like Music Awards together as
the puppet and Eminem beat up the puppet and Jim
did the voice. That was kind of fun. Jim's lived
a great life, Yeah, Jim's loved a great life from
the Stern days when Stern was relevant.
Speaker 1: And ing Robin back when it was decent assa yeah,
cancer free ass chocolate cans.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: And then uh, Chad, do you think they played race
play at all? Because I would.
Speaker 3: I think they played theland like in Django.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I would do that for sure. Just get unholy
on that black ass.
Speaker 2: Just reenact the scenes from Jengo.
Speaker 1: I can see that.
Speaker 3: Yeah. You know what's funny about that movie Jango is
Don Johnson's in there and he says the N word
a lot, and he says it really well, I'm like
he said it before. Oh he comes out too.
Speaker 2: Smooth, Don john And by the way, one of the
coolest people ever.
Speaker 1: Have you met him?
Speaker 2: No, but just look at I mean, the guy is cool.
Even on that show with Cheech Marin. What was that
show called Nash Bridges Remember that Bridges? Yeahah, he was
and it was just like a shitty rip off of
Miami Vice and like older, but it was just awesome.
He's he's cool man. Huge song apparently, huge slong. Apparently
he was sitting at.
Speaker 1: Godzilla down there. Don Johnson, Yeah, that's true. The Don
of Dick. That's his name, the Don of Dix. How
come everyone's got big dick but me, what did I do?
Speaker 3: Let's put up a pole.
Speaker 2: What's it, Sam, Dude, and I have a big vick.
Isn't isn't his daughters?
Speaker 1: Yeah? But here's the thing, dude, here's the thing, Chad,
All my big dick friends can't get hard right now
in their fifties, and I'm just shanking.
Speaker 2: That's what you tell yourself to see.
Speaker 1: No, Johnny, it's just true. Please shut up. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I would love to have eight inches, but it doesn't
get hard.
Speaker 3: So yeah, d coda. Johnson's an actress, Johnny is what
you were? Yeah, it's daughter.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm more than.
Speaker 1: A field mouse. Dude, I gotta like it used to
be six inches, but I got so fat. I've lost
a ton of territory. Oh really, I'm about the five
and a half at the most if I'm super hard.
Speaker 3: Would you ever think about doing ozempic?
Speaker 1: No? Not?
Speaker 2: After all the ship we've heard on.
Speaker 1: The Caatlas Jones in the chat big guy, big winner.
Speaker 2: We love that guy.
Speaker 1: We do love that guy, dude, we love him always.
Speaker 2: You've lost You've lost minimum half half an inch off
your donger because of what?
Speaker 1: Yeah it's probably because of the fat.
Speaker 2: Yeah that's devastating.
Speaker 1: It is. But once you have kids, you don't care.
You're like, I did my job, I'm done.
Speaker 2: Yeah it sounds like you don't care. You keep bringing
it up and being like, oh, it's not a minute,
but sure you got kids.
Speaker 1: Hey, Chad, do you want to be the new co host?
I'm broken, sim I'm getting rid this snarky bitch.
Speaker 3: What is the tension between you and Johnny?
Speaker 1: Is he's just a cranky that houses and moving moving
is I'm tired?
Speaker 2: He's he's late all the time.
Speaker 3: Johnny, where are you? Like, where are you in the country.
Speaker 2: Right, I'm in the I'm in LA And where and
where are you moving to? No, I'm I'm in the
place I moved to right now.
Speaker 3: Oh, can you put your address out there with your
Social Security number?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a seven one six three. My oh god,
that is if you can guess that that was that
was the real first part of my address. And if
you can guess the rest, you can find me.
Speaker 3: That's Woodland Hills. Someone's doing well.
Speaker 1: Good luck to you, Chad. Somebody just said Chad zoom
mock zoom coock. Hell yeah, dude, they luck you, dude
zoom cock. They love it. Dude, you're in the chat, bro.
People are excited you're here.
Speaker 2: Great name fall the way, Chad. That's it. And that's
not a stage name, right, that's your real name.
Speaker 3: It's my it's my maiden name. No, yeah, of course,
that's my birth name. It's it's a very Polish name,
Pollock Quarter Polish. My my my Zumach family is and
my dad's Italian, the one who left me, he was Italian,
so I got a little Italian and.
Speaker 1: You know those Italians. Oh yeah, yeah, they gotta get going.
Speaker 3: They got things to do.
Speaker 1: Chad, what's your hot take in the World Cup? Are
you loving it? Are you in it? No? Why Chad?
The Brown suck you? Drafts are done? What else you got?
Speaker 3: I'm a w NBA guy, You know me. I'm a kately.
Speaker 1: Listen, Johnny. You think he's kidding, he's not. He's literally
a w NBA guy.
Speaker 2: So he's the guy.
Speaker 1: Like one time he hit me up. He's like, Hey,
Kaitlyn Clark's in your town. You should go see her.
I'm like, why, because she's great at basketball.
Speaker 2: I'm like throw tomatoes at her.
Speaker 1: Not I was like, take your daughter's she's a role model.
How many w NBA games have you been to?
Speaker 3: I haven't been to one.
Speaker 1: They're not real one. I don't have.
Speaker 3: There's no w NBA team in Orlando. I'm an Indiana
fever guy.
Speaker 2: Lando.
Speaker 1: You, Graham l Wood, You guys should go to w
NBA games together and just only now with Graham Elwood.
Yeah he's great, dude. Just enjoy tall lesbian welfare basketball.
Speaker 3: What was that joke Fahim and War had about the
w NBA. It was very funny about how he's watching
an NBA game and then a commercial for the w
NBA game comes on. He's like, would you like to
watch a lesser product? You know, don't you want to
see some woman do a tomahawk layup?
Speaker 1: Listen? There's not you know, there's one thing I'd say
for Chad. There's a couple of things. One he's a
good guy. Two he's got a big heart. Three he
loves layups and three points missus. That's why he loves
and if he's more layups, more chess passing, he just
he loves basketball below the rim. That's why he's so
tired of dudes dunking and blocking shots. He's just like,
give me that sweet, sweet layup.
Speaker 3: I like a good screening roll.
Speaker 1: Okay, hey, dude, do you take in menstrual cycles when
you bet on w NBA games, Like when they're like,
oh she's out tonight, she's like someone's got a heavy
flow day.
Speaker 3: No, no, but you gotta you gotta the one girl
had a baby, like literally she was pregnant. She had
like she couldn't play. She's like so.
Speaker 1: Pissed, dude. They're like, don't have that baby.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, she's good too, you know, they hate that.
I bet a lot of them are on that birth
control that kills your period, because that's a real problem.
Like if you're trying to play basketball and you gotta
worry about that, It's like there's no way that doesn't
affect your performance.
Speaker 1: You know, you gotta Yeah, when you're bloated and anyone
touches you.
Speaker 3: I wonder if some women play better on their period,
they you stay angrier. Yeah, I don't know, I don't know.
It's fun. It's a She's a once in a generational player.
This's Caitlyn Clark. So I'm I'm I'm on board.
Speaker 2: Is she really?
Speaker 3: Yeah, she's a good story. She's like Mike. She's Wayne
Gretzky for the WNB, not Wayne Gretzky Tiger Woods.
Speaker 1: There's the analogy. No, well, Wayne Gretzky's that too. Yeah,
And the difference is those other sports just completely protected
the quarterback and this w NBA is like, no, fuck here,
she's a bitch. They literally destroyed the gold and goes
destroyed it.
Speaker 3: And then they rolled Nike, those scumbags at Nike. They
rolled out her shirt, her shoe for you.
Speaker 1: We're sponsored by Nike. Dude, I thought, what the hell
Johnny wears Nike underwear on the show. It's fine of
the contract.
Speaker 3: Dude, I thought it was blue shoe.
Speaker 1: No, that's every other show, Johnny.
Speaker 3: Who's your sponsor? Read a sponsor?
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Speaker 1: Oh thank you, Chad.
Speaker 3: Want to give them a little love.
Speaker 1: I keep trying to get Johnny to do that sound
fagancy in Instagram shorts. The fuck.
Speaker 2: I don't know what you're talking about there. I don't know.
I've never seen. I don't watch. I don't spend my
day like, dude, know where did you send it?
Speaker 1: I'll look for the videos I sent to you from
Sam Triple.
Speaker 2: Twitter.
Speaker 1: I know it's from uh yeah, I mean yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2: We have so many text from you.
Speaker 3: Know what that reminds me. You remember the Pamela Anderson
Tommy Lee porn when it was like huge.
Speaker 2: I've heard that it was my whole childhood is what
that's called.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I remember I mailed I had to get the
VHS copy. I mailed for it, yeah, and they mailed
me the you know, and I we put it in
the VCR and me and my buddy watched it.
Speaker 2: Watched you watched it outside of your buddy.
Speaker 3: I mean we weren't like cranking it or anything. We
were watching it. But my favorite part is every time
that Tommy Tommy Lee would blow a load, like here
we go, fu fuck.
Speaker 2: She was so hot in that man.
Speaker 1: Fuck see like he's the exact opposite of me. I mean,
he has a big dick, but he's also like one
hundred and twenty pounds, so that's like a lot that's
way underweight. So he.
Speaker 2: Tried to play like through that series and interviews after
pretend that that somehow was a negative experience for him,
people knowing he has a huge dick. Yeah, so anybody
cares about and now it's my huge dick. I'm like, bro,
you like I would love to be known pick'st Yeah, Honestly,
that was he was doing, like going out for sympathy
about how people just see him and think about his
huge dick.
Speaker 3: Now.
Speaker 1: I knew a woman that was talking to Dana about
trying to get him hired for a gig he wasn't
even right for just because he had a big dick.
She's like, you know, she could bring in Tommy Lee.
She's like, why he's not. He's got a big dick.
He's like, so sounds like you got a car trunk
for a pussy lady.
Speaker 3: Maybe maybe if you start playing the drums you can
lose some weight.
Speaker 1: I should dude. Yes, yes, Chad is your Venmo. Do
people hite you up when they see your venmo Are.
They're like, oh, dude, I'll give the Chad zoo z
man Zoomac.
Speaker 3: In fact, I just got a donation to my GoFundMe
from one of your your BS fans.
Speaker 1: And I read it out read the name Dan.
Speaker 3: His name's Dan.
Speaker 1: Oh, I know Dad, You know that guy? No, but
I love him. Yeah, Chad, Look, dude, you can't on
the show. You got more money, dude.
Speaker 3: Money month. I appreciate it because I gotta do it
myself because guess what Robbie pro at Netflix isn't giving
me shit. I gotta can't believe that. Dude.
Speaker 1: I heard you were close.
Speaker 3: No, no, I'm not even I heard it.
Speaker 1: Came down to use it and I sneeze. I'm sorry.
Speaker 3: This is where it's going. It's gonna go down and
I'm putting. I'm throwing everything down on this to make
me a household name. You're so close, chat, I'm the
next Marcelo Hernandez.
Speaker 1: Oh dude, he's actually a good guy.
Speaker 3: Dude. He used to beg to open for me when
he lived in Cleveland.
Speaker 1: I was funked up big time the stage time you
could open for him. I hear his crowd is just
all hot chicks.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah, he's killing it and he's you've been
swimming in ass and he's I think he's hosting the SPS.
Speaker 1: Yeah, dude, the guy who's just funny.
Speaker 2: People keep asking us to ask you about the godfree
that we already asked him. He said, you know, somebody,
anybody can make their name up when they're donating, and
I'm yeah, so what if it was him? It's funny.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's great.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's just funny, dude. Fun You got a prime.
Speaker 2: You gotta put a little end.
Speaker 1: So people, Yeah, you said you want to talk about Antarctica,
go on? Yeah, yeah, he said, what do I want
to think?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I want to gig there.
Speaker 2: Well I'll show you. I'll show you something. We can
talk about, uh, Antarctica and what we were and we
can get we can get Chat's take on this. This
is what Oliver Tree was working on before he died.
He went to Antarctica for like a long time and
this is some of the footage. So this is a
tweet from someone called dark Knight. It says, uh, Oliver
Tree made a full length antarcticut documentary screened two weeks
before the crash.
Speaker 7: All right.
Speaker 2: It's got a note it said he did not spend
three hundred days in Antka. He visited for a seven
day luxury expedition, and this is some footage from that.
I guess he lied about it in the documentary because
it sure says day two ninety four there. But anyway,
this is Oliver Tree talking about the space the UFO
basis in Antarctica.
Speaker 1: So this is one of the things like.
Speaker 4: Your research, which is the alien bass. We've seen We've
seen UFO. We've seen ones that were very long, more
like missile.
Speaker 9: We've ones that are more circular the traditional standard books.
Speaker 1: You've seen a ray. Those are rare.
Speaker 4: And I'm always watchingater. Oh yeah, they worked their way
down and they finally make a hole.
Speaker 1: The way they go, that water draining down and sometimes
you see him shooting out the side into the big chunk,
kicking my eyes. So just that George stands up, I'm
pretty good you know the length of it.
Speaker 9: That that little one looks like.
Speaker 1: Any WOA that looks creepy. Huh, well, that is weird.
That's weird.
Speaker 2: Are you.
Speaker 1: WHOA that is weird?
Speaker 4: Points to this alien base. This is the reason why
I've stayed in his dark so long.
Speaker 1: Look at this.
Speaker 3: Bro.
Speaker 1: He might have flown too close to the sun.
Speaker 4: One shows up right behind. This is a daily thing here.
Speaker 9: This is something that is kept being Antwartica because I
want to know more, and without the proper military support,
I can't go deeper into this because this character closed off.
But a guy can wonder, and a guy can watch
from a distance and document. We've got multiple cameras here,
so we can try to get this student and upload.
Speaker 4: This to the Internet where everyone will witness this for free.
You don't want to hide this.
Speaker 9: I'm so sick of the government hiding what's really going
on here Antartica. This is what's going on alien bases,
to go underwater where you have forms, you have cubicles,
to have few IDs who have so many differentsive vehicles.
If this is what keeps me, and as much as
I love it, I feel like maybe I can hit
a threshold. Maybe if someone I can come back and
work closer with more sciences. I could potentially work with
the US government if they will allow me to be
a lead researcher.
Speaker 4: He thinks the world is going like this is just.
Speaker 2: So seven thousand miles, So what do you what do
you do you do you think he's serious?
Speaker 1: No? I mean so the question is do you think
that's green screened?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 2: No, I think he's there. Do you think it's a
lark though?
Speaker 3: Like?
Speaker 5: Is he is?
Speaker 10: He?
Speaker 2: Is he fucking with us?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Do you think he's still alive? Chad?
Speaker 5: No? No?
Speaker 2: No, I mean like in that document are you with us?
Speaker 1: Or what are you doing? Are you looking at your
fucking are you looking.
Speaker 2: At He's got three screens?
Speaker 3: Man?
Speaker 1: Why do you got three screens?
Speaker 11: Chad?
Speaker 10: What?
Speaker 11: What? What?
Speaker 3: No? What are you talking about?
Speaker 5: Well?
Speaker 2: I think Chad you understand, and I think Sam doesn't
quite get my question. I'm saying in the documentary, do
you think he is taking the piss?
Speaker 1: I mean that's his style, He's always been that style.
I mean, he's show him some real ship there. I mean, dude,
nobody in the comment section thinks he's dead. They all
think he's alive and kicking. Yeah.
Speaker 3: How many people listen to what is it?
Speaker 2: First of all, you spelled herd wrong, Jimmy, But what what?
Speaker 7: What?
Speaker 2: What was herd level thinking about that? I mean the
question is is is Oliver Tree? Was he making fun
of all of us?
Speaker 3: Or not.
Speaker 2: I mean he's look at his haircut, you.
Speaker 1: Know, I mean that's always his haircut.
Speaker 2: Right, I mean I know, but I mean part of
me is just like and I'll play something else, Like
here's something else that came out this week on the
very same kind of vibration as that. Did you see
James Franco put out this video.
Speaker 3: What happened to him after he got me too?
Speaker 2: Well, he went away for a long time, as you do.
Speaker 1: You got me bad bro.
Speaker 2: His whole career ended, uh, and now he started resurfacing, yeah,
a little bit and some and some smaller uh, smaller projects.
Speaker 3: You know those guys, those scumbags like Seth Rogan, they
throw him under the boss too.
Speaker 2: So yeah, Seth Rogan just completely disowned him or you know,
cut him, cut him off. Chad and Chad and Chad.
Here we got three chats on the show day and
here's James Franco talking to him.
Speaker 4: I think news on here now.
Speaker 2: It's hard to hear him.
Speaker 1: I'm not doing a bit. Okay, maybe you guys, you know,
use it for one thing. I'm using it for character,
just like.
Speaker 11: I'm not.
Speaker 4: Jane James in my house.
Speaker 1: Stop the guy who's doing The best acting is the
dude who hasn't even talked yet.
Speaker 2: Wait till he talks. The question is that, like, what again?
What is their end goal here?
Speaker 4: Is?
Speaker 9: This?
Speaker 2: Is this kind of like when when uh Joaquin Phoenix,
you know, Yeah, it's kind of like that a little bit,
And that's the same vibe I get off Oliver Tree.
But anyway, so he's what he's talking about is that
he's been recruited to be a part of disclosure.
Speaker 4: The variety solid again. All right, everyone thinks on the
store Express, got.
Speaker 2: It, it's clearly scripted whatever it is.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean this is such bad acting.
Speaker 2: I agree.
Speaker 1: Like the camera's perfectly positioned for this intervention.
Speaker 2: Oh no, I mean he set up the camera at
the beginning the hearings the real.
Speaker 1: Dudes, the military dudes saying I saw a flying object
red No, Senate, it was on New York Times, it
was CNN, real real. Imagine like you become friends with
James Frankel. You're like, dude, I am so close to
making it. I'm friends with James Franco. Then he gets canceled,
and then he's making you do bad, bad sketches.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like I used to see him all the time
I saw him. I saw him a bunch of He
was always at arc Light watching movies. I would see
him there all the time, and he was always with
like a massive group of people, like just the most
hangers on you've ever seen, chicks, not chicks, dudes. It
was all dudes, just dudes.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it shows me. I didn't choose this.
Speaker 4: I don't want attention.
Speaker 1: I don't want to and you I don't want not
for me.
Speaker 4: I gazed the spot like I don't want that. I
don't want that.
Speaker 1: So so we're officially in bizarro world? Now, who is
more retarded? Vinni is flat earther or James Franco right now,
like honestly, like it really is getting a comment section.
Who's more retarded? Who's more obviously lying? Fitt's flat earther
or James Franco. Get in it, dude, I'm.
Speaker 4: Using myself to get the message out there.
Speaker 1: This is not for me, and I don't care about that.
I know what it's like. How long is this video?
It's two minutes. It's about a minute and a half
too long. Please stop it. We're boring Chad right now. No,
that's all of it.
Speaker 2: But it's him talking about like he's been recruited into
to being a part of disclosure somehow. It's really and
and a part of me is like, maybe, Okay, it's
clearly acting. It's but is he being paid too too?
Speaker 12: You know?
Speaker 2: And they gave him a script because I think we
all think that a lot of these people who are
influencers are paid and some of them are just better
at acting. You would hope that the actual actors would
be good at acting. Uh, I don't know, man, That
to me feels very similar like when I didn't you
feel like Oliver Tree was acting too in those videos? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah, he was tell us about Oliver Tree. This this
Oliver Tree. What is he a musician? He's a rapper,
a singer. Yeah, he's a he's a weirdo. Yeah, of
course he's putting on a performance.
Speaker 1: Very insensitive, dude, I didn't know.
Speaker 3: I had no idea he was down.
Speaker 1: Yeah, hell.
Speaker 2: Yeah he got He died in like a helicopter a collision.
Speaker 3: Oh he pulled a Kobe Yeah.
Speaker 2: Well yeah, another helicopter was involved. So it wasn't helicopter
versus mountain. It was helicopter versus helicopter. But yes, uh,
something like that in Brazil. He was in a helicopter
in Pracil And.
Speaker 3: Wow, I wonder if anybody from Antarctica is watching this show.
Speaker 1: That's what I want to dude. They're huge for if
you do your Google analytics, we get tons of hit
from Antarctica.
Speaker 3: That's fantastic.
Speaker 1: They're just people run around with BS merch on Johnny
shows on the BS Merch so we can see. Like,
if you're ever in Antartica, I guarantee you're gonna see
a couple of these shirts.
Speaker 2: I saw some this weekend. The one guy bought the
sounds gay I'm In shirt. Uh, yeah, there's there's something.
Speaker 1: That sounds gay I'm in Sam Tripley dude. The greatest
shirt of all time that nobody bought, which was I
Survived Rhino fifty five. W Where do you get?
Speaker 3: Where do you get these shirts? Is there a store?
Speaker 2: Bs merch dot com that's the website.
Speaker 1: Right, yes, merch dot com. Dude.
Speaker 3: That's that's cool.
Speaker 1: Dude. You understand how much we change our show to
get you home. We didn't even do hot topics today.
Speaker 3: You guys really did flip the script for me, and
I appreciate it. Sincerely.
Speaker 1: All right, Chad, I know it's late night for you,
so one more time, tell them where they can find you.
Speaker 3: I have a go fundme pined to my Twitter and
my ig and you can donate, donate as much as
you want it, as less as you want it. You
can donate.
Speaker 1: And what's the lowest number? They can donate?
Speaker 2: Five dollars, which is so you can't You can't donate
as low as you want then?
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, if I want to donate fifty cents, it's
all I got right now. I found it in the couch.
Speaker 2: You want to help, Oh, you're not wanted.
Speaker 3: But I don't think go fund it. I think they
don't let you do more. I could be wrong. Go
try it, try it out. I don't know if it
works great, but I appreciate it.
Speaker 1: Guys. If everyone listening just gives one dollar to Chad,
he'll have like twenty dollars.
Speaker 2: Fifty dollars. Yeah, although, hey, we got eighteen hundred people
with us right now, so you got under Chad.
Speaker 3: And you got people on Rumble watching too, right.
Speaker 1: Rumble loves yeah, Rumble loves us.
Speaker 3: Who doesn't love you?
Speaker 1: Guys?
Speaker 3: This is fantastic good stuff.
Speaker 1: We have a go to bed.
Speaker 3: I appreciate it. Guys, sincerely, Let's bring home the troops
and seriously give it a look. Look at it. I'm
really pumped about this idea. And Sam Tripley's a trailblazer.
When's your guest digital special coming out?
Speaker 1: Well, we're working on it, dude. I got a couple
things I might do.
Speaker 2: Got some decisions to make.
Speaker 3: Yeah, all right, well listen, have a good show. I'll
be listening.
Speaker 1: We love you, ch Yo. Hey, Chad's leaving. Jeffrey Wilson's leaving.
Speaker 2: Why don't we Are you ever gonna come out here?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: I haven't been out there since I burned every bridge.
Speaker 1: So I think the Chad's just waiting for new bridges
to be built so I could reburn them down.
Speaker 3: Well, I was happy about the fires because they burned everything.
For me, everything is being rebuilt.
Speaker 1: Here, Chad.
Speaker 3: I want to come back out for sure. I missed.
Na Piazza from the Hollywood Improv actually emailed me like
last week asking if I would come home.
Speaker 1: Abe, how are you baby? A baby? Baby? What are
you doing when you out here?
Speaker 3: Get baby? She saved my life, So I always have
that about me.
Speaker 1: If I slave saved your life. Yeah, let's not.
Speaker 2: We will be here all night if we thank all
the people that saved Chad's life at some point.
Speaker 3: Yeah, let's not do that, Okay, Yeah, let me save
it from uh my eulogy. All right, buddy, all right,
guys man, thank you for having my brother. Bye bye bye.
Speaker 4: Dude.
Speaker 2: I like Chad do? Yeah, yeah, I do. I've always
liked What do you like about him?
Speaker 1: Dude?
Speaker 2: Tad and Red Band or you number one obviously, but
Chad and Red Band after that were just the two
people that I didn't know at all that were very
because you know, coming to LA can be unpleasant, you
know what I mean, especially when you don't know anybody,
and both of them are very very when you live
in a house with tweakers, I've never have you ever
lived in what you genuinely thought it was a hanted house?
Speaker 1: Yeah? I live in one right now. Tweaker ghosts Jack
and my swag trying to hawk it on the other side,
getting nothing for it and just chucking it around my house?
Speaker 2: Do you genuinely like I know we're Johnny? Yeah, go ahead.
Speaker 1: Oh mama, how have you called from my hed?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 2: From are you doing sticks? Is that what you're doing?
Speaker 1: Fearful life?
Speaker 2: No, I was doing this. Did you see jelly Roll
on stage with his daughter? And it is just dreadful, dude,
I mean, it is terrible here.
Speaker 1: It is.
Speaker 4: It's not a question that.
Speaker 1: It's so hold on, is it trans It's his daughter?
Speaker 3: What a beautiful this ain't getting no better?
Speaker 1: Listen to her, dude. So, oh my god, oh my god,
I can't. I can't say I misunderstood the voices. It's
so I'm sorry. I'm not gonna make fun of a
dad with his daughter. I can't do it. Okay, you
can do that. I can't do that. I cannot do that.
It's so bad.
Speaker 2: And now there's this whole anti jelly Roll thing coming
out about how he's like I don't know. They call
him like, I'll have to play. I haven't watched the video.
Speaker 1: Yeah he like this Nicole Arbor. They're going at it.
Speaker 2: Oh that's the wrong one. Yeah, it's people are really
turning on the role, is what I'll say here. This
is him answering how did Jeffrey Epstein happen? Just like
just like, hey, Johnny, what does that mean?
Speaker 1: Johnny? You gotta fucking mute yourself when you're listening to
YouTube videos.
Speaker 2: It's not YouTube or Twitter.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 2: I don't understand why why that's a problem.
Speaker 1: But Johnny, today is technically the worst day.
Speaker 2: Of Sometimes sometimes it's not an issue, though, And I
have all the routings that it's going to the chat feed.
Speaker 1: Steve Lofa, who's just nothing but love. It's like I
can't hear ship.
Speaker 3: Help, just like.
Speaker 12: I think you help him set up a house a
home so his daughter could live safely and well. And
you must have said to yourself, I am doing everything
for Jelly Roll possible and he's still betraying me. Do
you carry a sense of trust him?
Speaker 1: I want to be clear.
Speaker 13: When we went through that entire situation, I had to
look inside myself also and be like, why am I
attracting these men?
Speaker 1: Because it seems to be a huge pattern in my life.
Speaker 11: You are a.
Speaker 1: Hooker, Like what are you talking about your hook her?
Anybody with money? Like what do we talk Johnny? Did
you just politically correct be from hooker the prostitute?
Speaker 2: No, no, no, I'm repeating. I mean that's my thought exactly,
Like how do I attract these men?
Speaker 11: Uh?
Speaker 2: I don't know. Maybe because you take money for sex
like yours.
Speaker 1: My becher used to sell push I got. It's called the.
Speaker 2: Simple The Better Necessities of.
Speaker 1: Shimple Jeffrey Epstein, How do you make it work?
Speaker 3: A lot of backstabbing?
Speaker 1: Make it happen? Dude, Johnny, When you look at her,
do you think about the fallen angels coming down and
giving man technology and teaching women the the the the
art of a makeup like the deception of makeup. Look
at that? Look at that? That is so much make up?
Speaker 2: Okay. Jelly Roll and his wife are divorcing after nearly
ten years of marriage. Is a marriage? They say there
was no cheating involved in the breakup, and have publicly
pushed back on those rumors. Earlier this year, Bunny discussed
in her memoir And Your.
Speaker 1: Name is Bunny, Like, what did you expect to happen?
Speaker 2: How Jelly Roll had an affair back in twenty eighteen
which nearly ended their.
Speaker 1: You're a hooker will into the relationship.
Speaker 2: She ultimately forgave him, but was very open about it. Okay, anyway,
I thought that was funny.
Speaker 1: Would be like, you're a bank of gosh, that's my work.
Speaker 10: Oh oh, baby, forgive me, baby Jelly Jelly just a
little upset mama. Come on now, you gotta forgive Jelly now,
Jilly Jelly Roll.
Speaker 1: He's a nice guy. I don't know what's going on
behind closed doors. Nice guy. Okay, nice guy. I'm not
saying anything.
Speaker 2: If he's so nice, why didn't teach his daughter to sing?
That's my question.
Speaker 1: But Jeffery upstairs, forget about now.
Speaker 2: Somebody else is complaining about my microphone. I don't know
what to do, Johnny.
Speaker 1: I'm just telling you, I've given up trying to say something.
Speaker 2: I don't know what I mean. I don't know what
to do. It must be the mixer, but it's the
same mixer as always. We'll figure it out later.
Speaker 1: I love these guys like Sam act you like sham
marriage is shocking, No, dude, like it's no, You're just
wasting our time.
Speaker 3: What are we doing here?
Speaker 1: Just get right to the only fans. Wrap it up? Okay,
just get right to the only fans. Get drilled by
BBC Pabo to day. What are we even waiting for?
Speaker 2: So we Cannice Owen's had this guy on or or
maybe this is her I can't remember. It's been a
while since.
Speaker 1: Johnny, you your thing is haunted. I just got to
say that this is.
Speaker 2: Her talking about the paver emergency, which if you've heard
that phrase, you know, if you haven't get ready to
learn about paper emergencies, paper emergencies.
Speaker 11: I get a call and I don't answer my phones
on Sunday. They left the message, and the gentleman said, hey,
you know, this is kind of weird, and he was
kind of him and and han on on the phone.
Speaker 3: This was five days later.
Speaker 11: Then he said it was Monday, Yeah, on Sunday, And
he says, we've got a pay for emergency. So I
texted the guy. I said, look, I don't work on Sundays.
My guys don't work on Sundays. Uh, Monday, what's a
paper emergency? So he sends me pictures of right where
Charlie was murdered, and he says, he says, we need
to put papers in this place. So I called him,
and the guy seemed like a genuine good dude. He says,
you know, look, we we don't have a whole lot
of answers. Uh were told and wet answers.
Speaker 1: Okay, we don't have a lot of answers. Answers today
and tomorrow needs to be in by Monday.
Speaker 11: And we've never done papers, we've never installed them, and
we want to make sure we do it right.
Speaker 3: He says, would you come help?
Speaker 1: I said, So I went and got my I got
my trailer.
Speaker 11: I started calling my guys, and none of my guys answered,
and so I started calling my other guys, you know,
my my brothers, and then I called them Mexican put
together this ragtag team, you know, calling home show up
on that Sunday, you know, within an hour and a
half of when they called us with our trailer, and
uh were dudes, I was telling you there.
Speaker 1: You know, there wasn't a whole lot of information there was.
Speaker 3: There was two guys that were kind of in charge.
Speaker 11: One of the guys was in charge of a state
owned facility, uh in American Fork, and the other guy
was in a maintenance groundskeeper on a facility in Provo.
And these are the two guys I'm corresponding with. The
first guy, you know, the second guy that I hadn't
talked to on the phone, basically said, hey, look, we're
not talking to anybody. We're not saying anything to the media.
Speaker 1: He says, this is.
Speaker 3: Above our pay grade. The FBI and the state that
the governor and the FBI. That's what they told me.
Speaker 1: They governed.
Speaker 11: The FBI said they want this done by monday, and
we need to get it done. We're not asking questions,
we're not talking to the media.
Speaker 14: And so I said, Okay, the FBI and the shady
governor want this done by monday. It's a paper emergency.
He asks an appropriate question. What is a paper emergency?
Like the was just like a hole in the galaxy
that someone's going to fall through.
Speaker 1: Can't wait? Lack of funday, Yeah, I mean, I.
Speaker 2: Mean it just gets it keeps getting weirder. Dude, with
this Charlie Kirk thing.
Speaker 1: Huh, well, I mean we've known that for a while,
so I don't think it's getting weird.
Speaker 2: Well, no, no, But to hear it from the guy,
like the actual because it's so many times these things
happen and you're like, well, why doesn't somebody interview the
guy who actually did the work, you know, And now
for once we finally get to hear from the person
like they're calling him saying, hey, we got to cover this.
I mean literally a cover like literally they covered up
the land where it happened? When have you ever heard?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: And is the last time or something like this that.
Speaker 1: I can't believe this guy is alive, Like who makes that?
Who does that interview?
Speaker 2: Well, that's why it's suspicious.
Speaker 1: Also, I mean, like, hey, dude, hey man, you want
to come on my random podcast? Do one's heard of
nothing against the guy?
Speaker 2: We all know?
Speaker 1: And it may be a big podcast. I should have
said that, but hey, you want to come on his
podcast and talk about what the governor of Utah and
the FBI told you to do? I mean like yeah,
I mean like what I mean? You just saw what
they did with bricks and figs mini figs or mix
figs or whatever that's called. The Mormons don't have around.
Speaker 2: Dude, have you watched did you watch the Coffee's a video?
By the way, it's not like it. We didn't get
the whole story on that the first time.
Speaker 1: The whole thing was it's it's not as much as
we thought it was. And who did he base at
the end say he thought it? I couldn't make it
to the end. I kept trying.
Speaker 2: Also, it's.
Speaker 1: Microphone, keep going. Every time you breathe, it goes Laurel. Laurel, Yeah, Laurel,
like distortion.
Speaker 2: That's I don't I don't know what to do about it.
I mean, I've already changed the microphone, so I can't
remember what you ad What is it?
Speaker 1: My dog just came in. She's in giggle monster mode
right now where she just can't stop laughing, and she
just came in with the I guess like joker face
just walking towards get.
Speaker 2: Out so funny. Uh funk? What did you I don't
even remember what you asked.
Speaker 1: Me, like it just it's like, no disrespect this guy.
But you have to be one of the dumbest people
in the world to come out and say that when
when any anything is like and the FBI, you're like, Okay,
this story can't be told.
Speaker 2: It's not someone said it's the audioport. It's not the
audio port because I've tried both xl R inputs on
the It's it's something with the board and maybe the
USB capable. But I don't, I can't. I can't figure
it out right now. Okay, So this is the other
Charlie Kirk thing that I wanted to pull up. Let
me see.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, so described it perfect. It sounds like there's
there's the lightsaber static when they when when they hit sing.
Speaker 2: Oh so it's awesome shattered. I yeah, this is just
more of the Charlie Kennis's.
Speaker 1: It was ninja, not ghosts ninja. We're trying to put
million pieces and you yourself, Johnny God, I am.
Speaker 2: It takes a second. I can't do it. I have
to go over there when it changes it and then
come back and mute it.
Speaker 14: When I got these photos, I just thought in my
head of the of the car. In my mind, I
was like, Oh, it looks like glass. What is that
like somebody's sunglasses?
Speaker 3: What is that?
Speaker 14: I did not recognize. I didn't realize that he had
this entire theory. And what's strange, which needs reminding, is
the speed at which the Feds got rid of the car.
They had it towed, cleaned, toad again and result or
put up to be resolved. That is unimaginable, on an
un imaginable that any well meaning police force would move
to do that unless they were trying to get rid
of evidence. Doesn't make sense. Who wants to pieces of
evidence as that That is a part that is a
part of this court hearing, But rather they contained it,
got everything they needed at the hospital, according to Frank Church,
and then said all right, get rid of this card'll
let at see the light of day. And I was
very lucky to get my hands on these photos which
reveal that there are certainly shards of something on the floor. Okay,
and we're showing you these photos here, we can keep going.
Speaker 1: Okay. Yeah.
Speaker 2: And then there was I don't know, did you see
that turning point, supposedly deleted videos where Charlie Kirk talked
said nice things about Canice ones like they.
Speaker 1: Went, oh yeah, and they're like making AI videos of
him like speaking to I mean, they're just retards.
Speaker 2: They just burned every I mean they could have if
they had played it right, they could have become even
bigger off of this. And now they've just burned all
their credibility and and we'll go down in flames. I
think in the coming months we were in and I'm
not sure if did you see this? Was this while
we were in Austin that these people were protesting Roman
in front of the club like walk. I guess it
must have been a pride march or something. Did you
see this? And it's just absolute idiots and it's funny
how they is it? Frank from punch drunk?
Speaker 12: That that is?
Speaker 2: You tell me if it's the ill you know his
face better than me. Anyway, check us out.
Speaker 1: What's funny? It's a bunch of white people walking by
the club and a bunch of minorities walking into Yeah,
I mean perfect.
Speaker 2: What a city?
Speaker 3: Right?
Speaker 2: You know what I mean?
Speaker 1: It's it's it's Austin. But I'll tell you that Austin
has a better balance of conservative and progressive more than
anywhere I've ever seen.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean they still have that, don't. I mean
it's not there's nowhere they're.
Speaker 1: Going to have that. Ain't big city you're going to
have progressive retards?
Speaker 2: Is Austin a big city? What do you call it
a big city?
Speaker 1: I think Austin's a pretty big city. Is it New
York City or la or Chicago? It's got a million
people in it? I mean that's is it.
Speaker 2: Really that big? Look at I would never have pissed it. Yeah,
a million, exactly, like a million and eleven thousand stupid?
Speaker 1: Just dude, you know that. You know that that march
didn't star to Starbucks closed. They had the way till
everyone got off off work so he could do this
stupid ass march.
Speaker 2: Did you see Liver King uh his footage after he
got arrested for threatening Rogan uh Port.
Speaker 1: I mean, like, dude, the guy helps so many people
and it's just chaos all around him.
Speaker 2: This footage of liver King uh and in this cell
just kind of ape and out like.
Speaker 1: Yeah, just tweaking his balls off.
Speaker 2: This is like what you were like before I put
you on the show earlier when I was listening to you.
It's just like saying, that's awesome.
Speaker 12: I'll take that recaller oh.
Speaker 8: According to police records, Brian posted another video in which
he was seen carrying a medieval axe as well as
a black box with a Joe Rogan Experienced sticker on
the top, though he was secretive about the box's contents.
Speaker 1: I mean, the guy was tweaky. It's so obvious tweaking.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's just tweaking.
Speaker 1: The guy was tweaking. I mean like, well, like, can
you believe he's a tweaker? Yeah? Can you just see
when people start to descend into that shit, like what's
your names? What's the chick who's from Scream? Not Scream?
But what was the movie the movie that clowned Scream
that was meant to be like scary movie, scary movie.
The lead singer, Janna Ferris. I saw this, Yeah, I
mean I love her and I hate her, but it's like, man,
you gotta get that under control.
Speaker 2: Girl.
Speaker 1: Too old, you can't be you can't be on a
red carpet tweaking. Man. No, she really bad, dude, I
mean just tweaking. Dude, you had a movie coming out,
you mean, I get it, dude. I've done tweak at
the worst times possible.
Speaker 3: I mean she was.
Speaker 1: I once I was on coke at a uh keep
the Kids Off Drugs campaign for the LAPD. I was like,
I forgot. I didn't even know what was going on.
Speaker 2: I forgot.
Speaker 1: I got booked, and I showed up coked out of
my skull. I mean, what are you doing? Girlfriend? You
can't hear it.
Speaker 2: Well, I'm not trying to hear it. I'm just trying to.
There's one of these where you can really see it.
Someone did like a It's funny scene it there, she
just looks a little home here you go.
Speaker 1: Look at it. Yeah, I mean you can't tell, but
it's like he looks, so.
Speaker 2: What do you do you think that's also possibly? Oh yeah,
ozimpic Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but it's like looks like stimulates too.
Speaker 2: Where yeah, no, there's there's a video that I saw
too where it's like really bad.
Speaker 1: He looks so tweaky, right, yeah, but I don't make
bad for it. Like she's in line with a bunch
of the guys and she's like, yeah, it's like, maybe
that was it, Johnny, go back, No, that was the
one I replayed.
Speaker 2: I was just going back here. Maybe this is the right.
Speaker 1: Yeah, this might be it if it ever plays, because
it's no.
Speaker 2: It's the same one already.
Speaker 1: Uh.
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Speaker 1: Take a load off, take a load, take a load
of Fanny right on me, good song man. That would
have crushed if Johnny had had lightsabers hitting each other.
Speaker 2: Is it really? Is it going to be unlistenable for
the audio, because I mean, I don't know.
Speaker 1: I'm so deep into this right now.
Speaker 2: I'm just just going bro, I've got it. We're just
going board here. So maybe I can replace my audio,
but I don't think it.
Speaker 1: I would love that. Johnny dude, dude, look who's back.
Jeffrey Wilson trying to go to bed. Can't do it.
I have to sit back and listen. Jeffrey, if you
thought about punching your munkinting to go to sleep, Sometimes
that puts me to sleep, Johnny, it doesn't Okay. I
got a couple of funny things, so okay, I talked
about this on the one. My my baby's mama, Tex
texts me that my daughter she read a chat on
that she wrote on her pad this is great and
it read they don't suspect the thing. I'm like, oh
my god, dude, are we raising lex Luthor? Like seriously,
is my daughter going to try to take down Gotham City?
Like what the six year old says that? So anyways,
I go to my you.
Speaker 2: I can't tell that more dramatically, by the way, that's amazing.
So like you, you you find that she finds the
pad she's swiping through and then written out by your daughter,
they don't suspect a thing.
Speaker 1: That's so crazy is at six year old wrote that? Anyway? Czy,
Just so you know, I bring my daughter to uh
summer school today and I bring her into the class.
The kids are like six ins is shorter than her,
and I see what they're learning, and I go, is
this kindergarten classic?
Speaker 10: Go?
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's kindyguard class. I go, I can I put
my daughter in first grade? Second? I think she said
super advanced. I would say. My daughter is extremely smart.
She's not really great with the grammar, like the writing
and all that stuff, but she's super smart. So today
I'm taking her to uh gymnastics. And we we leave
our house. We go down, we take turn, turn to
another street. Left. We go to the corner and there's
like three cops coming right. So one cop goes. I
let another cop go, but I'm like, I'm late for gymnastics.
I have to go. So I go in between the
second third cop. I'm like, I hope it doesn't get pissed.
I'm late for gymnastics. I'm going. I drive. The cop
turns my way and is way behind me. I'm like,
that's fine, I don't care. So I take it right,
go way down the street. I look, the cop is
coming this way. He's coming by me. He's following me.
So I take a left. I go again. He turns
my way and just sits behind me. I'm like, what
the fuck is good?
Speaker 5: So I go.
Speaker 1: I go, ma'am, what is up with these cops? My
daughter goes, man, there's cops everywhere I go. Yeah, she goes, dude,
she's sick. She goes, what do we live in a
police state. I go what she goes, do we live
in a police state? I'm like, are you n w A? Like,
what just happened here is that my six year old
is asking if we live in a police state.
Speaker 2: You're doing it right, Sam, You're doing it right man.
Raising that girl. That's great.
Speaker 1: I'm like, what are you talking about? She's like, you know,
these cops they show up, there's like twenty of them
for nothing. I'm like, Okay, now, dude, this is this
is the origin story of a comic book villain.
Speaker 2: You got to talk to her and see if she's
got any memories from like a previous life or something.
Speaker 3: Oh, I never thought about that.
Speaker 2: Maybe she does that. You got to ask, you know,
because they say, like you have to ask them while
they're young before they.
Speaker 1: Somebody just said bullshit, like I made that up? Like
why would I make that up? That my daughter is
going to become a comic book villain? Yeah?
Speaker 2: What are you? Burt Chrischer? You know obviously it's I mean,
you told me that as soon as it happened. He
told me that privately. He wouldn't lie to me about
that anyway.
Speaker 1: It's like, come on, dude, it's crazy dude, Like, what
is going on? I'm like, hey, Sunshine, I'm not like
I'm having like mental chest with my daughter, trying to
explain to her that, like, not all cops are bad.
Her cousin's a cop, and if you have no cops,
you have chaos, and especially in a big city. You know, Like,
I get there's corruption, but I've also seen when cops
don't do anything and it's chaos. Right, But I have
to discuss them with my daughter. The importance of having
some law enforcement around my six year old.
Speaker 2: It's amazing.
Speaker 1: I'm raising a revolutionist good good.
Speaker 2: I mean, I better get aware better that she's aware
of those things than that. Not right, I think that's great.
Do you think she's aware of Peter Thiel's dialogue group?
Do you think she knows what that is?
Speaker 11: No?
Speaker 1: But it's so hilarious people. Did you see I don't
get rid of Air Dolphin. I just don't even want that.
Speaker 2: Guy in the chat just here why Chad says we
shouldn't look at the chats because they're just a distraction.
Speaker 1: Just get rid of them because some of them are
really funny. I just hate stupid people.
Speaker 2: You got rid of?
Speaker 1: Yeah, there we go get rid of him. Just over him, dude,
don't even It's just like stupid people saying stupid shit.
I'm not that listen, I want everyone to know something.
I'm not that talented. I can't make up stories. That's
why it takes me forever to deal.
Speaker 2: With your air dolphin thinks anyway.
Speaker 1: I do because he's got trans colors in his dolphin,
which means that's a trans dolphin and that annoys me. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Okay, So if you don't know a this, this creepy
group of elites, techno elites and actors and stuff that
that Peter Thiel put together to kind of plot the
future of humanity. It's invite only it had the list
got leaked along with like evaluations of the applications, and
Josh Brolin apparently is one of the people who kind
of applied to this. In his application, Apparently, Josh Brolin,
it says I grew up on a horse farm, So
did I climb parts of Everest? I haven't done that.
Given given Academy awards, which that's an interesting choice. I've
given them, I haven't received them, been nominated written a book,
had former poet laureates reach out okay, been friends with
the greatest artists of our time, and smoked crack under
a car at three am in San Francisco. The actor
allegedly wrote in his application his internal review got a
score of a C, so that got him a C
as he applied to get in the group. Now he
posted about this coming out and he said or he
I'm sorry. He was interviewed by the Hollywood Reporter and
told told them that he would like to know what
the f he got himself into. Is his response to that.
I think he didn't quite know. According to him anyway, Now,
others have taken a different approach, did you see Joseph
Gordon Levitt was also responded on social media, and his
response was a little bit different. He said that he
never met Peter Teele, he went to a couple of
these things. I'll just pull up his post here so
we can read along ore Dialogue conferences. Is from Joseph
Gordon Levin on Instagram. I understand why people have questions
and are suspicious. Some of the headlines and posts circulating
about this are alarming, if not bizarre. So let me clarify.
I have been to two dialogue conferences, but I do
not know Peter Teal. I've never met him. I've never
spoken with him or his representatives. I've never seen him
at an event. From what I've read about his views,
we are political and ideological opposites. At the dialogue conferences
I've been to, there were a wide variety of people
with a wide variety of opinions. Some I agreed with,
some I didn't. I can't speak to every person named
in the reporting, but my experience was not of a
single ideological gathering. Over the past couple of years, last
couple of years, I've focused on trying to make a
positive impact on how the future unfolds, especially when it
comes to tech and AI. Part of that work means
forming relationships with all kinds of people, trying to understand
their perspective and trying to get them to understand mine.
Sometimes sometimes it's productive to engage with those we oppose.
Now I agree with all that. Mostly, what do you think?
What do you think about this dialogue thing? Is it creepy?
Speaker 1: Yeah, of course it is. It's done in secret, right
if it wasn't leaked by some hacker like we wouldn't
know about it? And when does Peter Thield doing anything
for humanity. Like it's like I had a friend of
mine hit me up, going, yeah, dude, is this the
deep state you're talking about? And go, dude, it goes
way deeper than that than the dialogue thing. Yeah, it goes.
That's not a secret society. Well that's a secret group,
you know what I'm saying. Secret society, but that's not
the deep state. Now, the deep state is way past.
Speaker 2: That, so so institutional like in the government, the deeper.
Here's a video report on the rest of this story.
Speaker 13: Secret societies they often come up in conspiracies or in
the plot of a movie, but thanks to some work
of some activists, we've got a first look into how
one really operates.
Speaker 2: It's called Dialogue and.
Speaker 13: In the private invitation only group co founded in two
thousand and six by billionaire Peter tild within the trope
of Information Access, with the names of hundreds of participants,
including fitting Trump officials, Lawn Musk, and the president of
Open AI. These influential figures gather at annual treats, including
sessions right back nuclear navigating World War III, and build
a party run by a former White House National security official,
the hacker Maya Arson crim who had.
Speaker 3: This for this person?
Speaker 1: This is the hacker.
Speaker 2: Wow, God bless them, God bless you are a person
you see this hacker?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, this is the hacker. Thank you for everything.
Speaker 2: Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Speaker 1: I'm telling you the artistics and.
Speaker 15: They exposed the US government's no fly list and reached
surveillance company Vercata. Dialogue's digital footprint is hard to spot,
although a report by Axios last year showed it's lining
up a major expansion plans to build a campus in
the suburbs of Washington, DC as a permanent hub for
off the record meetings. None of the individuals names named
in the league have responded for comment showing their commitment
to the secret In secret society.
Speaker 1: I love how cute she keeps it. None of them
have responded anyways, that's why they call it secret. Anyways.
A puppy got lot found its owner. You know, it's
like you're literally talking about evil and all these.
Speaker 2: Dude, should we form our own secret society.
Speaker 1: Johnny, nobody would want to join our secret society? Who
wants to join our secret society?
Speaker 2: These are some of the names. By the way, it's
general Alexis Grin Grinkowitch of that's NATO's Supreme Allied Commander
in Europe, Scott Bessant, Army Secretary Dan Driscoll, Hallie Hoffman.
That's the It seems by the way that there are
levels to this dialogue thing. Like Joseph Gordon Levitt and
the actors and the lightweights are at one level and
probably don't see Peter Teel, but like Ted Cruz and
Cory Booker, those types who are on the list definitely
are seeing you know what I mean, there's I guarantee
you that they're like lower. It's like it's just like
you know the Mason's. They're different levels, and at some
levels you don't know anything about what's actually going on.
Let's see Jared Kushner's on there, Scooter Braun, if you
remember Scooter Braun, Ezra Kline, the political commentator, uh, Sophia Bush,
the actress, Rick Warren, the pastors there, Eric Schmidt, Peter Thiel. Yeah,
I s boy, it's a whole host of people, super
super interesting. A couple other things. Rod Stewart is having
a tough time. We've followed the continuing descent of of
Frankie Valley and it seems that Rod Stewart is now
on the path of uh of Frankie Valley. He was
on stage recently, according in this TMZ video and if
it will just let me copy it, I will paste
it over here.
Speaker 1: Uh.
Speaker 2: And he's not looking good man, He's really struggling at
concerts now. I think he had been unwell and like
canceled some dates. And uh, now that he's back on
stage anyway, I'll let you have a have a little
gander here.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, dude, Oh my god, what are we
doing here? Dude? What are we doing here? Dude? Like, dude,
end it, bro, I mean, why does the devil do
this to these guys? It's too much, man, it's too
Everyone's clapping. Yeah, he got the oxygen.
Speaker 2: He calls him to bring out an oxygen tank.
Speaker 1: Bro, and everyone's clapping like it's not a train wreck
right now, Okay, call to day. The show's over. Let's go.
Let's go it. Dude, stop buying tickets to these people.
Oh my god, I can't watch this anymore. The show
must go on, even though Oh my god, dude, did
they yellow? How much did you drink? Enjoy so Love
Trained by the OJS, Come on joy steps.
Speaker 2: I mean you said this earlier when I brought this
up during cash Day, Like who do you owe? You know,
what's who's your debt? Dude that you have to go
out there?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, dou These people are like keep going.
You're like, I paid you back, leave me alone.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't. I don't think so. So the dumbest
people have assembled at Trader Joe's over the past couple
of weeks to get in line for these stupid tote
bags that have gone viral. And it's just it's because
they're valuable to white people. You have a bunch of
immigrants that don't speak English getting in line to get
them at Trader Joe's. Uh, look at this, dude. This
is at a Trader Joe's. People lined up around the block,
apparently at a lot of Trader Joe's to get these things.
Speaker 1: We have a load of the bags. We're gonna put
them out drafting. Okay, hold on, hold on, I get
where is this San Francisco?
Speaker 2: Hold on, now, what is this guy think's gonna happen
if he leaves them with the box?
Speaker 1: By the way, this guy's like this old guy's like
grabbing all them I can't it's freezing. Where is this Okay?
I give big jugs. One big jugs just showed up.
Speaker 2: Yeah, So all these white people are like buying them
on eBay and stuff. So you have a bunch of
immigrants just lying. You see this like Ross, if you
going to Ross in La. I don't think this happens
in other places, like in rural areas, but in cities,
it's just immigrants going through the clothes at Ross, like
looking for anything that's valuable that they can resell. And
that's it's you just had like all immigrants lined up
to get as many of these things as they could
to swap on flip them on eBay.
Speaker 1: Johnny, are you calling Asians immigrants?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 2: Well, I mean they don't speak English, but none of
did you hear those people? Those people didn't speak They
were like.
Speaker 1: Oh, I want why all, Johnny? Where did you fly
back to Southwest or did you fly back to Burbank
or lax.
Speaker 2: I flew back to lax I flew out from Johnny.
Speaker 1: Have you seen what they're doing with drug dogs? They
used to be German shepherds. Now they're like labradoodles, like
they've deied. Fuck they done diversity with drug dogs.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know what that is. It's they take dogs
that get like uh it's like straight or.
Speaker 1: Get drug problem to everybody for drugs.
Speaker 2: And they train them. Yeah, they've been training like like
you know, rescues and stuff.
Speaker 1: Uh. Yeah, you're gonna have a Pomeranian snitching on your edibles.
Speaker 2: It's all a scam anyway, dude, that at least maybe
not at the airport, but when police use those dogs,
they just get them to do whatever they want. They
want you to get, you know, to justify if they
want you to justify a search. That's how they do it.
Speaker 1: Man.
Speaker 2: Let's see. Do you think I wanted to ask you
do you think this rift between Trump and then Yahoo
is real?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 2: You don't you think he still got them at the balls?
Speaker 1: Yeah? I think this is all attempt to get everyone
back because they look like they're gonna get their asses
kicked in the midterms, I think, which is hilarious because
they the Democrats have no money, like they've they've gotten
no money at all, like for their elections. They got
no That's why they got to run all this tax
fraud because no one's funding them.
Speaker 2: Oh that's interesting.
Speaker 1: So they were showing like the the Republicans have like
one hundred and twenty mil and the Democrats have like
three mil. Really, yeah, nobody's giving him money. So after
Hillary couldn't kneecapped the Democrats, they had to go to
the cartels for money. And that's why that's why Kamala
Harris picked Tim Waltz because he's running giant tax fraud.
He was money laundering, so he needed his money. So
they're like, come on, fund our fucking thing. So he
took a billion dollars gave it to her and now
that and that's all that. That's that's all they're doing
in California too, is funding the entire DNC, which is
why we keep hearing about how fucking Gavin Newsom's going
to be the guy that runs because he's funding it everything.
Speaker 2: Centera because there was this report by like Times of
Israel and Channel twelve that the US government, like the
White House, had been going around that Yahoo reaching out
to the people who might replace him eventually, trying to
kind of see if if they could work with them
to get peace.
Speaker 3: But I don't buy it.
Speaker 1: They're even worse than him.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't buy it.
Speaker 1: It's the devil.
Speaker 2: You know, dude, you want to see a miracle, a
real miracle. So this guy survives a tornado on camera.
Check us out.
Speaker 1: There is this.
Speaker 2: I have nightmares about tornadoes, like once every couple of months.
Speaker 1: Tornado outside right now, mute yourself, Johnny, I did it?
Speaker 2: Takes a second.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Oh my gosh, what in the world
just happened.
Speaker 2: It was like Mark Jesus, Oh my gosh, what in
the world just happened?
Speaker 16: Well, this was insane.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Well what's insane is you stayed to film yourself
in the middle of a tornado.
Speaker 16: I mean, I feel I got scraped up. That was insane.
The whole house that I'm living here just just got
torn to pieces. I was flying around my house. I
think I'm good though.
Speaker 2: Anyway, I think that what a miracle. What a miracle,
What a miracle.
Speaker 1: It's a miracle that idiot's alive.
Speaker 2: Like, why were you said, Yeah, it's a miracle. What
do you mean why was he in his house?
Speaker 1: Yeah? I mean, dude, things come and get out of there.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, those things are unpredictable lots of times
about Yeah, maybe there was a warning. I think I
think it's about it.
Speaker 1: All right, Johnny, I gotta go, all right, bye everybody,
see you guys next week.
Speaker 2: Bye bye bye now, sorry about the sound. Uh talk
to you later. Bye bye. Oh word, we need a word.
Speaker 1: To tornado retards. Christian What