Speaker 1: If I am six forty yes later with mo Kelly.
Speaker 2: We're live on YouTube, we're live on Instagram, we're live
Speaker 2: on Facebook, when we're live everywhere on the iHeartRadio app.
Speaker 1: It is a huge news day.
Speaker 2: There was the on again, off again ceasefire told you
Speaker 2: don't be in a rush to declare victory. There's a
Speaker 2: complexity to what's going on in the Middle East, and
Speaker 2: you can't.
Speaker 1: Unilaterally say safefire.
Speaker 2: No, it doesn't work that way, and there's gonna be
Speaker 2: other vacillations as we go on in this saga, that's
Speaker 2: my word. I'll call it a saga. So let's just
Speaker 2: calm down, Let's just let it play out. We don't
Speaker 2: need to declare victory. We don't need to give anyone
Speaker 2: the credit or parse blame. Let's see what happens. And
Speaker 2: I know it's against our better judgment, and now we're
Speaker 2: not built that way. We have to say right now,
Speaker 2: Trump was right, Trump was wrong. Libtars don't know what
Speaker 2: they're talking about.
Speaker 1: I get it.
Speaker 3: I'm on social media every day. That's still that's important.
Speaker 2: But if peace in the Middle East is actually the
Speaker 2: real issue here, then it's not going to happen overnight.
Speaker 2: It's not going to happen over the next week or
Speaker 2: even the next month. Actually, it's going to be a
Speaker 2: long and arduous process. So just sit back and let
Speaker 2: it evolve on Ferral and then we'll assess it as
Speaker 2: we go. And there's some other huge issues that we
Speaker 2: have to talk about right now to set off the show.
Speaker 2: Earlier today, I was minding my own business, bumping around
Speaker 2: social media, and Rob Newton, a radio personality in Iowa
Speaker 2: he used to be here on KFI, had the unmitigated
Speaker 2: gall to call me out on social media.
Speaker 1: I was minding my own business.
Speaker 2: Shots fired, and all of a sudden I was in
Speaker 2: the middle of a fracas. Rob and other people like
Speaker 2: tech director for the John cobelt Shoal Eric Sklar, are
Speaker 2: of the opinion that boneless chicken wings are not actually
Speaker 2: boneless chicken wings. They're of the opinion that it's just
Speaker 2: chicken nuggets. I'm of the opinion it doesn't have to
Speaker 2: actually be a part of that bird for it to
Speaker 2: be what it is. What I mean by that is
Speaker 2: we name foods, they don't have to actually be that
Speaker 2: exact food. No one's gone to McDonald's and ordered a
Speaker 2: McRib and expected her to be actual rib meat in there.
Speaker 2: They use a little press and it makes an impression
Speaker 2: and it looks like a bunch of ribs. Uh, Buffalo
Speaker 2: chicken wings. Let's stay with chicken wing. Okay, there's no
Speaker 2: buffalo in Buffalo Chicken with a Buffalo sauce mode, and
Speaker 2: the buffalo makes reference to the city in which the
Speaker 2: sauce was created.
Speaker 1: That's my point. Okay, But don't hold it. No, no, no,
Speaker 1: no no, it's Buffalo dead. That's just like a New
Speaker 1: York slice of pizza. You can't say there's no New
Speaker 1: York in the pizza. What are you talking about? Okay?
Speaker 2: What are Rocky Mountain oysters? Oysters from the Rocky Mountain.
Speaker 2: They're not they're actually bull testicles. Play the bull testicle card.
Speaker 2: This damn right. There's a lot going on in the world, Okay.
Speaker 2: There's there's division in the Middle East, and we need
Speaker 2: to get this. We need to get some sort of
Speaker 2: unity here on this issue.
Speaker 1: You and your adult chicken nuggets is all that your
Speaker 1: your bonus wings are. They're adult chicken nuggets.
Speaker 2: If you can go to my Instagram at mister bo Kelly, Okay,
Speaker 2: you can hear what Rob had to say, and I
Speaker 2: respond to him immediately thereafter, you can come to your
Speaker 2: own conclusion. It seems like I'm losing this battle because
Speaker 2: everyone's ganging up on me.
Speaker 1: No, it's just it's right. You just happen to be
Speaker 1: wrong on this. You just happen to be wrong on this.
Speaker 1: All right, Well tell me this, tell me this. M
Speaker 1: Let me see. Do you know what head cheese is?
Speaker 4: Anybody who's seen the Texas chainsaw massacred knows what head
Speaker 4: cheese is.
Speaker 1: Come on, it doesn't have to be cheese. Mo mo, No,
Speaker 1: No of boneless chicken wing is literally just a cut
Speaker 1: of chicken breaded. It's a nugget. But you can still
Speaker 1: call them chicken wings. That's my plan. You yet, No, okay,
Speaker 1: what is gunpowder tea? What is what gunpowder tea? You
Speaker 1: never even heard of gunpowder tea? That's my point. Does
Speaker 1: egg plant have eggs in it? It's called an egg
Speaker 1: plant because how it looks. Oh, look out now, look
Speaker 1: out now. No, boneless chicken wings don't look like chicken wings.
Speaker 1: They don't look like chicken. Boneless chicken wings don't look
Speaker 1: like chicken wings. But that you cannot call it a
Speaker 1: wing when there actually are chicken wings. So I can't
Speaker 1: call it egg plant egg plant because it doesn't look
Speaker 1: like an egg or a plant, and it doesn't have
Speaker 1: any egg like a plant. No, it doesn't look like
Speaker 1: a patty. It doesn't look like a patty when you
Speaker 1: pull an egg plant out. It doesn't look like a patty.
Speaker 1: When it served to me on my plate at an
Speaker 1: Italian rend, I look like a paddy. No, I don't
Speaker 1: want to hear about when it served to you on
Speaker 1: your plate. When it comes out of the ground, it
Speaker 1: looks like a bulbous egg like plant.
Speaker 2: Chicken wings don't come out of the ground. Go ahead, Stephan,
Speaker 2: I wouldn't say egg. It does look like a plant.
Speaker 2: But yeah, I wouldn't say egg.
Speaker 1: Thank you. It starts with egg. Okay, it's applied the
Speaker 1: same yard.
Speaker 2: And if you want to know what we're talking about,
Speaker 2: go to my Instagram at mister mo' kelly and you
Speaker 2: can see Rob Newton, close friend for a colleague, used
Speaker 2: to work here at CAFI. He out of nowhere, Out
Speaker 2: of nowhere. I think I was maybe like on the
Speaker 2: John or something like that. And I see this, you know,
Speaker 2: tag notification, and this Rob Newton.
Speaker 1: You know what, Stephan, go to my Instagram. We just
Speaker 1: play it real quick on the air.
Speaker 2: You can hear what he had to say, and then
Speaker 2: you can hear what I had to say right behind it.
Speaker 1: Are you sure this is the synthetic gross Hill? You
Speaker 1: want to die on? Yes?
Speaker 4: I do?
Speaker 1: Okay, yes I do. Here we go if this is
Speaker 1: what makes sense to you?
Speaker 2: All right, it's coming right now in five seconds.
Speaker 1: That shake of the head live radio, it's like it's
Speaker 1: not happening. Yeah, I can play it. Do you want
Speaker 1: to play it off the phone into the mic? No? No, no.
Speaker 3: I thought you had a computer in there that you
Speaker 3: can do. But I have not locked into the thing
Speaker 3: in there.
Speaker 1: Oh see do you see how the universe is working
Speaker 1: against me? He's working on the show and all of
Speaker 1: a sudden he hasn't even logged in. We're nine minutes
Speaker 1: into the show and for some reason, he hasn't logged in.
Speaker 5: See see, this is a conspiracy. A conspiracy. You know
Speaker 5: what what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna bail you out, Stephen.
Speaker 5: I'm gonna look over here. I'm gonna pull up my.
Speaker 1: Own Instagram and how do you spell Instagram? Who's gonna
Speaker 1: bail you out. You're wrong about this.
Speaker 3: I'm never wrong.
Speaker 2: You've listened to this show long enough to know that
Speaker 2: I've never been wrong in my life ever. Ever, I'm
Speaker 2: gonna die on this hill if I can get this
Speaker 2: thing to work.
Speaker 3: Go to my page. Go to my page. Hot wings
Speaker 3: are weing like?
Speaker 1: I'm gonna look over here. I'm gonna pull my I
Speaker 1: pull up my own live right now. I'm symbolic.
Speaker 3: None of these computers are working.
Speaker 6: No, you probably can't because because you're live, so you can't.
Speaker 1: Oh wait, hold on, I would have to play it
Speaker 1: off with Bypa, then, baby, because because I'm not logged in.
Speaker 1: Hold on because I think I shared it because I
Speaker 1: think it's hilarious. Oh, Kelly, this.
Speaker 5: Is for you.
Speaker 7: And you've been on the radio and on social media
Speaker 7: with so many opinions on so many things, and so
Speaker 7: I have to debate this with you. This is an
Speaker 7: old argument between us, and I know I'm right, and
Speaker 7: you know deep down in your heart that you are
Speaker 7: wrong about this.
Speaker 1: And I know you're going to get out and say
Speaker 1: that I'm wrong, but you know that you are wrong.
Speaker 3: Right.
Speaker 7: Boneless chicken wings are just nuggets.
Speaker 1: They're not hot wings.
Speaker 7: They may have the sauce, there may be chicken, but
Speaker 7: they're not wings.
Speaker 1: They are not wings.
Speaker 8: My brother Rob Newton is so good to hear from you,
Speaker 8: and I appreciate you reaching out with such great confidence,
Speaker 8: but so misguided confidence.
Speaker 9: Because sometimes oftentimes food is named something that is not
Speaker 9: what it actually is, but it's just a name. Boneless
Speaker 9: chicken wings don't have to be actual chicken wings in
Speaker 9: the way that buffalo chicken wings don't have to have
Speaker 9: buffalo in them, or bombay duck is actually a fish,
Speaker 9: not a duck. Rocky Mountain oysters, you should understand this.
Speaker 3: You're from the Midwest.
Speaker 9: They're not oysters but deep fried bowled testicles.
Speaker 1: And I can go on and on and on.
Speaker 9: Oh the McRib sold to McDonald's, it's actually not ribb meek.
Speaker 9: It's just pressed together pork and they have like a
Speaker 9: pressing iron that make it look like they're actually ribs
Speaker 9: in it. So a lot of times food is misleading,
Speaker 9: But all the time.
Speaker 3: Bonus chicken wings taste good.
Speaker 1: Oh this guy's good. Well, he certainly is literal minded. Mark.
Speaker 2: If you keep it up on a tell everyone about
Speaker 2: your fan club and your only fans page.
Speaker 10: We got to do the news life everywhere on social media.
Speaker 1: We're off.
Speaker 2: When we come back, we have another warning for those
Speaker 2: of you who dare to go in the water in
Speaker 2: a Southern California beach.
Speaker 11: You're listening to Later with Moe Kelly on demand from
Speaker 11: KFI AM six forty.
Speaker 1: Canf I. It's lated with mo Cali.
Speaker 2: We're live everywhere in the iHeartRadio app and Instagram and
Speaker 2: Facebook and YouTube, and the people who are in the
Speaker 2: motown chat you either agree with me or we're going
Speaker 2: to block you.
Speaker 3: It's like, is he serious?
Speaker 2: Twalla knows me, he knows I am. But to be
Speaker 2: onto more serious issues. We often talk about the quality
Speaker 2: of our beaches. How usually they are subpar when it
Speaker 2: comes to a bacteria. And we're in the middle of
Speaker 2: the summer season and public county health officials are letting
Speaker 2: us know once again it is not safe to go
Speaker 2: in most Southern California beach water.
Speaker 1: Here are the latest beaches where you should avoid going
Speaker 1: in the water. Now, I don't go in the water.
Speaker 1: To wallet, do you go in water? I don't think
Speaker 1: you go in the water never. I don't think Mark
Speaker 1: Runner goes in the water. And I don't think Stephan
Speaker 1: goes in the water, so I think we're safe. It's
Speaker 1: been a minute.
Speaker 2: Okay, Carnationian, do you go in the water since you
Speaker 2: have you been in the water, since you've been.
Speaker 3: Out in California.
Speaker 1: No, I haven't.
Speaker 2: Okay, you should be. I don't know about Daniel. I
Speaker 2: don't think he's going in the water. So we're just
Speaker 2: talking about all of you. Here are the affected beaches.
Speaker 2: And once again let me remind folks that we never
Speaker 2: have any information saying, hey, it's safe to go back
Speaker 2: in the water at such and such beach. They only
Speaker 2: send us the bad news. They never give us an update.
Speaker 2: It's like, okay, it's safe now. They never come back
Speaker 2: around and say and circle back and say, hey, mo,
Speaker 2: can you go ahead and tell people it's safe to
Speaker 2: go back in such such beach water.
Speaker 1: They just hope you.
Speaker 2: Forget Here we go when words storm drain at Venice
Speaker 2: Beach one hundred yards up and down the coast from
Speaker 2: the storm drain.
Speaker 3: Do you know what the storm drain is? I really
Speaker 3: don't know. I only walk the boardwalk.
Speaker 1: No.
Speaker 2: Well, I never had any desire to get in the
Speaker 2: water at Venice Beach. But you know uh Ramirez Creek
Speaker 2: at Paradise Cove one hundred yards up and down the
Speaker 2: coast from the pier, stay out of the water. Castle Rock,
Speaker 2: storm drain at Tapanga County Beach one hundred yards up
Speaker 2: and down the coast from the storm drain. So I'm
Speaker 2: thinking storm drain ros sewitch that's my assumption. Santa Monica
Speaker 2: Pier in Santa Monica, one hundred yards up and down
Speaker 2: the coast from the pier, Mother's Beach in Marina del Rey,
Speaker 2: the entire swim area, no portion of that water is recommended.
Speaker 2: Ercabrio Beach in San Pedro, entire swim area.
Speaker 3: That's a lot.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a big ass area in Just in case
Speaker 2: you want to have up to the moment information there is.
Speaker 2: We've given this information before. But what reminds you there
Speaker 2: is a county beach hotline and you can call it
Speaker 2: eight hundred five to five five sixty six two five
Speaker 2: five five six six'.
Speaker 1: Two and it gets me. Thinking we talked about small
Speaker 1: last night and what it was like in Southern california
Speaker 1: in the late nineteen seventies and early nineteen. EIGHTIES i
Speaker 1: don't remember there ever being.
Speaker 2: A hotline for this information for the, BEACHES i have
Speaker 2: to ASSUME i was just one of the many people
Speaker 2: who was just boogey boarding in the, water and it
Speaker 2: could have been, foul it could have been, unsafe and
Speaker 2: we just never.
Speaker 1: KNEW i don't remembering, Them, NO i.
Speaker 2: Don't remember ever having any sort of alert or warning
Speaker 2: about the water being unsafe as far as bacteria.
Speaker 1: Levels That's there's only a couple of open bodies of
Speaker 1: Water i've ever gotten, into like A Cabriel beach And Doc.
Speaker 1: Wilder that's about. It Like i've never been, like let
Speaker 1: me go and get into the ocean water out, here
Speaker 1: like maybe further Down Santa, monica like when my kids were,
Speaker 1: little we'd go and let the water come run up
Speaker 1: on our feet and, stuff but just a little with
Speaker 1: a little bit of. Seaweed i'm out. Man, Yeah i'm
Speaker 1: trying to think of the actual beach.
Speaker 2: WATER i have been at least waist deep In hermosa most,
Speaker 2: Definitely Redondo beach most. Definitely those were the two THAT
Speaker 2: i was commonly, in BECAUSE i, Mean i'm going To
Speaker 2: South Torrence High, school for, example it's about maybe five
Speaker 2: miles from the beach at. Most at most go Down
Speaker 2: Prospect street and you're, like go straight down To Redondo,
Speaker 2: Beach Cabrio. BEACH i Think i've been in. WASISTSIDE i
Speaker 2: Know i've been in you, know just feet that kind of.
Speaker 2: THING i think we went out there for like The
Speaker 2: Grunnion run or something like. That Doc, Waller, yes But Newport, Beach,
Speaker 2: yes you used to go out there with my, friends
Speaker 2: my four age. Friends one of our friends had a
Speaker 2: place out In, newport so we would go out there
Speaker 2: in the. Summer AND i think that's. IT i don't
Speaker 2: think as far as being in the water at least chest.
Speaker 1: DEEP i mean maybe WHEN i was real, little like little.
Speaker 1: Little i'm, TRYING i can't really. Remember but from the
Speaker 1: age of i'd say twelve or, Thirteen, no, Sir.
Speaker 2: No and, honestly in my adult, life the last Beach
Speaker 2: i've been as far as Southern california would probably Be
Speaker 2: newport BECAUSE i was kind of our hangout in my early.
Speaker 2: Twenties but after, That, No and it's almost like the
Speaker 2: things that we know, now it makes you think about
Speaker 2: then AND i wonder what the bacteria levels were.
Speaker 1: Then compared to.
Speaker 2: NOW i think we have much more information now to
Speaker 2: give us a better sense of what is safe and.
Speaker 2: Unsafe and don't get me, WRONG i appreciate the information
Speaker 2: in The Ellie County department Of Public health as far
Speaker 2: as what is safe as far as bacteria. LEVELS i just,
Speaker 2: wonder you, know what were we dealing with back in
Speaker 2: the day when they weren't you, know we didn't have THE,
Speaker 2: epa or we didn't have this type of information which is.
Speaker 2: Available maybe it was, available we had to call it
Speaker 2: eight number back. THEN i just don't ever remember hearing
Speaker 2: anything about. It AND i know that's, anecdotal but it
Speaker 2: just gives me. Wondering it's, like m how much filth
Speaker 2: WAS i swimming in back in the?
Speaker 3: Day how?
Speaker 2: Much and you, KNOW i always talk About matt Money
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Speaker 2: of The chargers And Joe kwan A Spectrum, news how
Speaker 2: they go surfing each and every day and they don't
Speaker 2: worry about any of. This this would be kind of
Speaker 2: unsettling for. ME i, mean this kind of matters if
Speaker 2: you're gonna get in the water and they're letting you.
Speaker 3: Know And i'm a very cynical.
Speaker 2: Person if you tell me that it's unsafe or, Unhealthy
Speaker 2: i'm going to air on the side of, caution AND
Speaker 2: i think it's very. Unsafe, yeah very. UNHEALTHY i don't
Speaker 2: ever believe the government gives me all the. Information if
Speaker 2: they're telling you that it's a one hundred yards up
Speaker 2: and one hundred yards, Down i'm thinking it must be five.
Speaker 3: Hundred yards up in five hundred yards.
Speaker 1: Down there's no magic, Barrier, no there is. It what
Speaker 1: have you ever looked in your toilet and see how
Speaker 1: the poop just goes wherever it.
Speaker 4: WANTS i was actually just thinking twilet and his kids
Speaker 4: could save time from going to the beat by just
Speaker 4: soaking their feet in their own toilet at.
Speaker 1: Home it's pretty much to say it'd be the same
Speaker 1: because it's because you still have the raw. Sewage which
Speaker 1: when they say raw, SEWAGE i like how they try
Speaker 1: to put that in a euphemism type. Phrasing it's raw. Sewage,
Speaker 1: no it is pure untreated. Poopage the poop tides are coming.
Speaker 1: In they don't want to tell you exactly what it.
Speaker 1: Is because they, did you'd have this picture in your.
Speaker 1: Mind AND i want everyone to have this picture in
Speaker 1: your mind that you're swimming in like a sewer or
Speaker 1: you're swimming upost.
Speaker 2: Feces, yeah just because it's in the. Ocean, YEAH i
Speaker 2: know fish and all that they defecate as. Well But
Speaker 2: i'm just, saying as far as human, filth just because
Speaker 2: it's in the, ocean it doesn't mean that.
Speaker 1: It just magically. DISSIPATES i don't care what the fish.
Speaker 1: Do if you're walking on that street and you see
Speaker 1: some human poopage on the, street you're trying to step
Speaker 1: in and, say, oh, well dogs do it, Too, No.
Speaker 4: Nope wouldn't you like to hear a government official just
Speaker 4: once use the word poopage?
Speaker 1: THOUGH i? Would you know? What that'd be VERY i
Speaker 1: don't know IF i want. To you, know, hey don't go.
Speaker 1: Swimming today is filled with excrement and people have been.
Speaker 1: Defecating it's not because you're you're still trying to cover it.
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Speaker 2: Personal you've never been in a situation where you notice
Speaker 2: that a woman.
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Speaker 1: over that's got a cuff underneath. It you could you
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Speaker 6: this is this is geared towards.
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Speaker 1: Look i'm not rubbing any, cream any deodorant cream and
Speaker 1: my butt. Crack maybe you.
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Speaker 4: grandmother would spit her coffee across the room as soon
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Speaker 4: about let alone, picture especially like during the dinner hour
Speaker 4: when news is, on and it's that's when it's always on.
Speaker 2: TOO i hate agreeing with, you but my grandparents would
Speaker 2: be mortified at commercials, today the whole idea of selling
Speaker 2: any type of personal hygiene product in such an overt.
Speaker 1: WAY i. KNOW i think it was.
Speaker 3: My mother's mother who was offended at the.
Speaker 2: Idea of them advertising feminine.
Speaker 4: Napkins, yes when when you AND i were, kids it
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Speaker 3: Test let's talk ABOUT La city for a.
Speaker 2: Moment i'm just gonna intentionally ignore, You Mark runners save
Speaker 2: it for the whole. Way THE La City, comptroller excuse,
Speaker 2: me controller says THAT la officials are preparing to declare
Speaker 2: a fiscal emergency to a number of. Factors we've talked
Speaker 2: about the budget deficit THAT la is in right now
Speaker 2: more than a million a billion dollars If i'm not,
Speaker 2: mistaken and of course we've Heard Mayor Karen bath talk
Speaker 2: about what is going to likely happen as far as, layoffs, firings.
Speaker 2: Transfers in, fact in my final, thought tonight's going to
Speaker 2: be about the state OF la and Also Mayor, bass
Speaker 2: as we are now less than a year away from
Speaker 2: the mayoral. Election, Hey, twalla do you know of anyone
Speaker 2: else running other Than Karen?
Speaker 1: BASS i haven't heard any names as of. Yet it's
Speaker 1: weird because we're inside of a.
Speaker 2: Year people hate What Mayor bass is, doing BUT i
Speaker 2: can't think of anyone else running no competition, Yet so
Speaker 2: if no one else, runs that Means Karen bass automatically, wins, right?
Speaker 1: Automatically all?
Speaker 3: RIGHT i thought people were so learn About. La MAYBE
Speaker 3: i was. Mistaken we'll talk about that before the show is.
Speaker 2: Over but getting back to what is happening right, Now
Speaker 2: City Controller Kenneth mihea stated late yesterday that because of liability,
Speaker 2: payouts which is the lion's share of Why La city
Speaker 2: is in this. Debt and that's SOMETHING i don't think
Speaker 2: any city official can. Control if the city is getting
Speaker 2: sued all the, time be it for police brutality or
Speaker 2: other city.
Speaker 1: Lawsuits you know you have teacher lawsuits right all a
Speaker 1: cost the.
Speaker 3: City, yeah you know.
Speaker 2: MILLION i don't know how you rectify that problem in
Speaker 2: an electoral, sense but you, know we'll leave that up To.
Speaker 1: La but this is What Kenth mehea had to. Say.
Speaker 2: Quote in order to balance the, budget six hundred and
Speaker 2: fourteen layoffs are on the. Table the city will do
Speaker 2: its best to transfer employees and fill vacant, positions and
Speaker 2: if you don't know how the city Of la, works
Speaker 2: oftentimes you can be considered laid off and still transferred
Speaker 2: to another part of the, city oftentimes to a lesser paying,
Speaker 2: job so you're still considered laid, off but you may
Speaker 2: not lose your job. Outright they're trying to maintain employment
Speaker 2: for as many people as, possible but still there are
Speaker 2: six hundred and fourteen anticipated job, cuts and two hundred
Speaker 2: and forty eight are under the quote unquote police civilians.
Speaker 2: Category other employees described as personnel make up the next
Speaker 2: chunk of layoffs with fIF fifty. Seven but let me
Speaker 2: quickly delineate who and where is most likely to get.
Speaker 2: HIT i told you about police civilians, personnel but also
Speaker 2: sanitation forty four, layoffs fire sworn forty one, Layoffs Information
Speaker 2: technology agency thirty, Four general services thirty, three transportation twenty,
Speaker 2: Nine street services twenty, Four engineering twenty, three city planning,
Speaker 2: Fourteen city Administrative officer, Ten building In safety, nine street lightety,
Speaker 2: Eight youth development eight civil human rights at equity Seven
Speaker 2: City clerk For community investment for, families for, disability for neighborhood,
Speaker 2: empowerment for contract, administration For economic And Workforce, development For
Speaker 2: Public Works board, two And aging. One so this is
Speaker 2: going to hit just about every aspect of The city
Speaker 2: Of Los. Angeles no one likes to hear about. Layoffs
Speaker 2: The city Of Los angeles has been very close to my.
Speaker 2: Family my sister worked for The city Of Los angeles
Speaker 2: for more than thirty, years you. Know so there are
Speaker 2: a lot of people THAT i know personally who will be,
Speaker 2: impacted who will lose their, jobs and no one wants
Speaker 2: to be the bearer of bad.
Speaker 1: News but this is going to. Happen this has to.
Speaker 2: Happen and Like taualla was, saying as far as the
Speaker 2: amount of lawsuits which take up the lion's share of
Speaker 2: WHY la is in this budget deficit, POSITION.
Speaker 3: I don't know how you rectify.
Speaker 2: THAT i just don't know because there are too many
Speaker 2: moving parts and variables as far as why the city
Speaker 2: is getting sued so. Frequently we'll continue to watch this
Speaker 2: and just to remind, you we're getting ready to take
Speaker 2: it to the hallway and continue our story Regarding loomi
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