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<v Speaker 1>One Taco, Orlando's rock station one O one one Double

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<v Speaker 1>j r R. This hour brought you by Major Lake Fishing.

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<v Speaker 2>Hell yeah, dude, Bass Pro Shops, Bass Pro Tour coming

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<v Speaker 2>in town this weekend, Leesburg right there at Ski Beach Park.

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<v Speaker 2>This is gonna be a great weekend about fishing, talking

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<v Speaker 2>serious fishermen, professionals. February fifteenth and sixteenth, getting Leesburg at

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<v Speaker 2>Ski Beach Park. They're gonna have music, They're gonna have

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<v Speaker 2>food trucks, live musics, a kids fishing derby. I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 2>be out there on Saturday. I believe we're out there

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<v Speaker 2>one to three. So come on out and say, hey.

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<v Speaker 1>I might set up a leadweight stand.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't do it. You don't joke about about wigans.

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<v Speaker 1>I just want to help sell some fishing gear.

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<v Speaker 2>I talked to somebody with fishes tournaments about that.

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<v Speaker 1>I would never I am kidding. I would never do that.

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<v Speaker 2>If I talked to somebody who was a pro angler

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<v Speaker 2>about that, he goes I was that tournament, I might

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<v Speaker 2>cut his throat.

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<v Speaker 1>They get pissed.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't blame them, So come on out for a

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<v Speaker 2>great weekend of family, phone and fishing.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, First stories, out of Japan. I want to

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<v Speaker 1>say the name of the city, but I'm gonna see

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<v Speaker 1>if you can take a crack out of that circle.

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<v Speaker 1>It there in the headline.

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<v Speaker 2>It's that one with yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>No not not not not that one you circled the

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<v Speaker 1>head on you. No, no, I know the other city

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<v Speaker 1>you're talking about where the flood was. Yeah, but this

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<v Speaker 1>is what you want me to nuclear whatever, No, it's

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<v Speaker 1>that one. How do you say that one? Oka coolika

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<v Speaker 1>there in Japan?

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<v Speaker 2>It's it's where they h It looks like Bob World

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<v Speaker 2>Order may have Japan doesn't play around.

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<v Speaker 1>It looks like they might be taking bw to a

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<v Speaker 1>whole new level. Here. You've got a woman uh arrested

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<v Speaker 1>for while squashing a honey bun at a convenience store.

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<v Speaker 1>The food, Yeah, like a honeybun sweet one. She says

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<v Speaker 1>that she was she was testing it for freshness, for firmness,

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<v Speaker 1>and well. The store owner begged to disagree and said

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<v Speaker 1>that it was rendered unsellable after she squashed it. She

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<v Speaker 1>has to buy it, yeah, or at the kneecaps. She

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<v Speaker 1>was arrested. She is a self proclaimed unemployed resident of

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<v Speaker 1>the town, specifically accused of squashing one sweet bun with

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<v Speaker 1>a retail price of one hundred and eighty one yen,

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<v Speaker 1>which is about a dollar nineteen. She says, I only

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<v Speaker 1>pressed it lightly in my hand to check the firmness

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<v Speaker 1>of the bread. She's a self proclaimed what unemployed residence.

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<v Speaker 2>They get her out.

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<v Speaker 1>Now called the cops, and look what she did to

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<v Speaker 1>my honey bun. The more important question, ma'am, come with me.

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<v Speaker 2>Have you had a honeybun Lynch lately? Just in general?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah? I have?

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<v Speaker 2>And do you remember what it was like?

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<v Speaker 1>Sweet?

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<v Speaker 2>God, dog, it was sweet, I mean when you bit into.

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<v Speaker 2>One of the only times I had it was when,

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<v Speaker 2>of course, at a convenience store and there was nothing

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<v Speaker 2>to choose from, you know, like sometimes you'll get those

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<v Speaker 2>little chocolate covered donuts you know that come in a

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<v Speaker 2>little sleeve, right, or the powdered one that ruined your

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<v Speaker 2>car just like the chocolate ones. Do none of that.

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<v Speaker 2>So I had to get a honey bun. I was

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<v Speaker 2>hung over.

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<v Speaker 1>I was just like good, good life.

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<v Speaker 2>It was like eating a bag of sugar, no offense, honeyguns.

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<v Speaker 1>Get two fart related stories to share with you here.

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<v Speaker 1>I know that brings joy to your world.

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<v Speaker 2>Keeping the bar Real high on the show. Yeah, both

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<v Speaker 2>of these.

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<v Speaker 1>Out of the UK. We've got a UK police officer

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<v Speaker 1>who is in trouble with HR for allegedly farting in

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<v Speaker 1>a female coworker's face at work.

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<v Speaker 2>And they're done it. Yeah, we're or did it out

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<v Speaker 2>of high school or junior high as well.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, that's you've done it at work before female coworkers.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know about a female co worker, but I

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<v Speaker 2>have cropped as well.

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<v Speaker 1>You do do it to me every day? Yeah exactly,

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<v Speaker 1>not in the face, but a yours sir.

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<v Speaker 2>But I mean if i'm crovidence, so what do you get?

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<v Speaker 1>Well? He fired, He and another officer with a reported

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<v Speaker 1>history of making inappropriate comments and such. Their bosses don't

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<v Speaker 1>think this is okay in the professional workplace, and they're

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<v Speaker 1>looking into it to decide if they actually broke any rules.

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<v Speaker 1>If they did find something wrong like farting in a

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<v Speaker 1>coworker's face, they could be punished or even lose their jobs.

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<v Speaker 2>God, you lose your job for that and have to

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<v Speaker 2>go to a different agency. Why do you lose your job? Well,

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<v Speaker 2>I've farted in my female co workers face.

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<v Speaker 1>You have to hope you get an interviewer who finds

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<v Speaker 1>farts funny.

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<v Speaker 2>Exactly, which I know most people should find them funny.

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<v Speaker 1>And you know, regardles, whether you find him funny or not,

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<v Speaker 1>just come on, there comes a time and place where

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<v Speaker 1>they're funny. There's no two ways about it.

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<v Speaker 2>So he's getting interviewed at the new precinct and they're like,

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<v Speaker 2>so you did what and he goes, oh, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>I farted in a coworker's face. And the guy okay,

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<v Speaker 2>kind of he's kind of like that things smarts are funny, right,

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<v Speaker 2>pat Yeah, and he said she didn't mind it at all.

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<v Speaker 2>He goes, oh, no, you can't do that to a.

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<v Speaker 1>Female out Then she said, get out of our locker

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<v Speaker 1>room and put.

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<v Speaker 2>Your gone away.

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<v Speaker 1>I actually thought of you with this next item here,

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<v Speaker 1>and you really may as much as we're going to

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<v Speaker 1>joke about this, why not look into it. Steal the idea.

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<v Speaker 1>Get this next dude Austar from the UK. He's a

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<v Speaker 1>carpenter by trade. He has now been able to stop

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<v Speaker 1>having to work full time as a carpenter and it's

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<v Speaker 1>working most of the time from home. Now he's bottling

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<v Speaker 1>No he's actually uh selling videos of himself farting. It started.

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<v Speaker 1>He started he's kind of a ripped dude, you know, carpenter,

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<v Speaker 1>So he started an OnlyFans deal and uh, he said.

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<v Speaker 1>It didn't take very long until he started getting some

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<v Speaker 1>you know, requests for stuff that people are willing to

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<v Speaker 1>And some woman asked for him to fart, and she

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<v Speaker 1>paid him to do that, and it became more and

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<v Speaker 1>more frequent request and now he specializes in this and

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<v Speaker 1>is making an extra twenty grand a year just selling

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<v Speaker 1>access to his fart videos.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, there's two problems with me doing this. One, I'm

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<v Speaker 2>not some big rut ripped construction worker. Two, if it

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<v Speaker 2>was only twenty k, which is great money, but twenty k,

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<v Speaker 2>this company would fire me when they found out that

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<v Speaker 2>I had this only fan where I'm doing that.

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<v Speaker 1>What now, That's what I wanted to bring up. Would

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<v Speaker 1>they really? I think? So? Why?

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<v Speaker 2>Because they say, you're not representing the company in the

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<v Speaker 2>right light. We've seen this before.

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<v Speaker 1>See but you you wouldn't be forcing it on anyone

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<v Speaker 1>who didn't want it. They'd be paying for this.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, you're not a good lawyer there.

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<v Speaker 1>And farting is not against the law. It's not like

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<v Speaker 1>you're doing any kind of you know.

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<v Speaker 2>But again they will go that route, I promise you,

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<v Speaker 2>and it's nothing against any company would go the route

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<v Speaker 2>of you're embarrassing our our company, our company's name. No,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not calling it, I fart. I might be honest with.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's go ahead and document the time we run on

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<v Speaker 1>February twelfth. We've got it documented.

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<v Speaker 2>Because because we got people texting in that they'd pay

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<v Speaker 2>to see me do it. Anyway, if you.

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<v Speaker 1>Had an extra twenty grand on and around money just

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<v Speaker 1>for doing what you already do.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but you gotta be nude and stuff too, doesn't it's.

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<v Speaker 1>Only think whatever they request. I mean.

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<v Speaker 2>Probably I'll check with management. Hey, so if there's only

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<v Speaker 2>one built for this, it's you. I'm just I know.

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<v Speaker 2>Then we'll get some crazy per you know, like an

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<v Speaker 2>oil person with a bunch of money requested me to

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<v Speaker 2>go a step further, And.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, what happened with Taco Bob and Lynch? Taco is

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<v Speaker 1>only on. He's pulling like a Howard Stern. He's only

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<v Speaker 1>on two days a.

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<v Speaker 2>Week now, but he doesn't have to work full time anymore.

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<v Speaker 2>Exactly this whole See, most companies have a moonlight policy.

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<v Speaker 2>I guarantee if we researched this, it's a.

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<v Speaker 1>Conflict of interest that they have problems with around here.

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<v Speaker 1>This is I see no conflict of interest here. And

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<v Speaker 1>like you haven't said or done anything on this one

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<v Speaker 1>hundred thousand want radio station. It would be.

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<v Speaker 2>Stop, stop, stop again. You said you have you don't

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<v Speaker 2>see anything that's a conflict.

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<v Speaker 1>I can see that. I am not an attorney, so yes,

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<v Speaker 1>I can't see a law degree sitting in front of you,

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<v Speaker 1>point made and hopefully taking twenty grand, Bro twenty grand.

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<v Speaker 2>But it is only place to rock one on one

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<v Speaker 2>one W E. J R. R.