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Speaker 1: All right, First stories, out of Japan. I want to
Speaker 1: say the name of the city, but I'm gonna see
Speaker 1: if you can take a crack out of that circle.
Speaker 1: It there in the headline.
Speaker 2: It's that one with yeah.
Speaker 1: No not not not not that one you circled the
Speaker 1: head on you. No, no, I know the other city
Speaker 1: you're talking about where the flood was. Yeah, but this
Speaker 1: is what you want me to nuclear whatever, No, it's
Speaker 1: that one. How do you say that one? Oka coolika
Speaker 1: there in Japan?
Speaker 2: It's it's where they h It looks like Bob World
Speaker 2: Order may have Japan doesn't play around.
Speaker 1: It looks like they might be taking bw to a
Speaker 1: whole new level. Here. You've got a woman uh arrested
Speaker 1: for while squashing a honey bun at a convenience store.
Speaker 1: The food, Yeah, like a honeybun sweet one. She says
Speaker 1: that she was she was testing it for freshness, for firmness,
Speaker 1: and well. The store owner begged to disagree and said
Speaker 1: that it was rendered unsellable after she squashed it. She
Speaker 1: has to buy it, yeah, or at the kneecaps. She
Speaker 1: was arrested. She is a self proclaimed unemployed resident of
Speaker 1: the town, specifically accused of squashing one sweet bun with
Speaker 1: a retail price of one hundred and eighty one yen,
Speaker 1: which is about a dollar nineteen. She says, I only
Speaker 1: pressed it lightly in my hand to check the firmness
Speaker 1: of the bread. She's a self proclaimed what unemployed residence.
Speaker 2: They get her out.
Speaker 1: Now called the cops, and look what she did to
Speaker 1: my honey bun. The more important question, ma'am, come with me.
Speaker 2: Have you had a honeybun Lynch lately? Just in general?
Speaker 1: Yeah? I have?
Speaker 2: And do you remember what it was like?
Speaker 1: Sweet?
Speaker 2: God, dog, it was sweet, I mean when you bit into.
Speaker 2: One of the only times I had it was when,
Speaker 2: of course, at a convenience store and there was nothing
Speaker 2: to choose from, you know, like sometimes you'll get those
Speaker 2: little chocolate covered donuts you know that come in a
Speaker 2: little sleeve, right, or the powdered one that ruined your
Speaker 2: car just like the chocolate ones. Do none of that.
Speaker 2: So I had to get a honey bun. I was
Speaker 2: hung over.
Speaker 1: I was just like good, good life.
Speaker 2: It was like eating a bag of sugar, no offense, honeyguns.
Speaker 1: Get two fart related stories to share with you here.
Speaker 1: I know that brings joy to your world.
Speaker 2: Keeping the bar Real high on the show. Yeah, both
Speaker 2: of these.
Speaker 1: Out of the UK. We've got a UK police officer
Speaker 1: who is in trouble with HR for allegedly farting in
Speaker 1: a female coworker's face at work.
Speaker 2: And they're done it. Yeah, we're or did it out
Speaker 2: of high school or junior high as well.
Speaker 1: Well, that's you've done it at work before female coworkers.
Speaker 2: I don't know about a female co worker, but I
Speaker 2: have cropped as well.
Speaker 1: You do do it to me every day? Yeah exactly,
Speaker 1: not in the face, but a yours sir.
Speaker 2: But I mean if i'm crovidence, so what do you get?
Speaker 1: Well? He fired, He and another officer with a reported
Speaker 1: history of making inappropriate comments and such. Their bosses don't
Speaker 1: think this is okay in the professional workplace, and they're
Speaker 1: looking into it to decide if they actually broke any rules.
Speaker 1: If they did find something wrong like farting in a
Speaker 1: coworker's face, they could be punished or even lose their jobs.
Speaker 2: God, you lose your job for that and have to
Speaker 2: go to a different agency. Why do you lose your job? Well,
Speaker 2: I've farted in my female co workers face.
Speaker 1: You have to hope you get an interviewer who finds
Speaker 1: farts funny.
Speaker 2: Exactly, which I know most people should find them funny.
Speaker 1: And you know, regardles, whether you find him funny or not,
Speaker 1: just come on, there comes a time and place where
Speaker 1: they're funny. There's no two ways about it.
Speaker 2: So he's getting interviewed at the new precinct and they're like,
Speaker 2: so you did what and he goes, oh, you know,
Speaker 2: I farted in a coworker's face. And the guy okay,
Speaker 2: kind of he's kind of like that things smarts are funny, right,
Speaker 2: pat Yeah, and he said she didn't mind it at all.
Speaker 2: He goes, oh, no, you can't do that to a.
Speaker 1: Female out Then she said, get out of our locker
Speaker 1: room and put.
Speaker 2: Your gone away.
Speaker 1: I actually thought of you with this next item here,
Speaker 1: and you really may as much as we're going to
Speaker 1: joke about this, why not look into it. Steal the idea.
Speaker 1: Get this next dude Austar from the UK. He's a
Speaker 1: carpenter by trade. He has now been able to stop
Speaker 1: having to work full time as a carpenter and it's
Speaker 1: working most of the time from home. Now he's bottling
Speaker 1: No he's actually uh selling videos of himself farting. It started.
Speaker 1: He started he's kind of a ripped dude, you know, carpenter,
Speaker 1: So he started an OnlyFans deal and uh, he said.
Speaker 1: It didn't take very long until he started getting some
Speaker 1: you know, requests for stuff that people are willing to
Speaker 1: And some woman asked for him to fart, and she
Speaker 1: paid him to do that, and it became more and
Speaker 1: more frequent request and now he specializes in this and
Speaker 1: is making an extra twenty grand a year just selling
Speaker 1: access to his fart videos.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's two problems with me doing this. One, I'm
Speaker 2: not some big rut ripped construction worker. Two, if it
Speaker 2: was only twenty k, which is great money, but twenty k,
Speaker 2: this company would fire me when they found out that
Speaker 2: I had this only fan where I'm doing that.
Speaker 1: What now, That's what I wanted to bring up. Would
Speaker 1: they really? I think? So? Why?
Speaker 2: Because they say, you're not representing the company in the
Speaker 2: right light. We've seen this before.
Speaker 1: See but you you wouldn't be forcing it on anyone
Speaker 1: who didn't want it. They'd be paying for this.
Speaker 2: You know, you're not a good lawyer there.
Speaker 1: And farting is not against the law. It's not like
Speaker 1: you're doing any kind of you know.
Speaker 2: But again they will go that route, I promise you,
Speaker 2: and it's nothing against any company would go the route
Speaker 2: of you're embarrassing our our company, our company's name. No,
Speaker 2: I'm not calling it, I fart. I might be honest with.
Speaker 1: Let's go ahead and document the time we run on
Speaker 1: February twelfth. We've got it documented.
Speaker 2: Because because we got people texting in that they'd pay
Speaker 2: to see me do it. Anyway, if you.
Speaker 1: Had an extra twenty grand on and around money just
Speaker 1: for doing what you already do.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but you gotta be nude and stuff too, doesn't it's.
Speaker 1: Only think whatever they request. I mean.
Speaker 2: Probably I'll check with management. Hey, so if there's only
Speaker 2: one built for this, it's you. I'm just I know.
Speaker 2: Then we'll get some crazy per you know, like an
Speaker 2: oil person with a bunch of money requested me to
Speaker 2: go a step further, And.
Speaker 1: Hey, what happened with Taco Bob and Lynch? Taco is
Speaker 1: only on. He's pulling like a Howard Stern. He's only
Speaker 1: on two days a.
Speaker 2: Week now, but he doesn't have to work full time anymore.
Speaker 2: Exactly this whole See, most companies have a moonlight policy.
Speaker 2: I guarantee if we researched this, it's a.
Speaker 1: Conflict of interest that they have problems with around here.
Speaker 1: This is I see no conflict of interest here. And
Speaker 1: like you haven't said or done anything on this one
Speaker 1: hundred thousand want radio station. It would be.
Speaker 2: Stop, stop, stop again. You said you have you don't
Speaker 2: see anything that's a conflict.
Speaker 1: I can see that. I am not an attorney, so yes,
Speaker 1: I can't see a law degree sitting in front of you,
Speaker 1: point made and hopefully taking twenty grand, Bro twenty grand.
Speaker 2: But it is only place to rock one on one
Speaker 2: one W E. J R. R.