Speaker 1: A shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things.
Speaker 2: Welcome to another edition of Idiotology. We'll let you taco
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Speaker 1: Some comedy stuff and then i'll just all, I'll, you know,
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Speaker 1: let's begin in Louisiana. They get to their fort and
Speaker 1: just be all right, Louisiana. What we're doing over there
Speaker 1: now good?
Speaker 2: A teacher arrested after he allegedly dropped cocaine in the
Speaker 2: hallway of the school he teaches at. It doesn't say
Speaker 2: if this is like a grade school, a middle school,
Speaker 2: a high school. It's just a you know, public school.
Speaker 1: There. Shame on that reporter then or that editor or
Speaker 1: whoever didn't put the school at the age of the kids.
Speaker 2: Lee grandeer. I guess the security video at the school.
Speaker 2: They went and looked at it after the pouch was
Speaker 2: found in the hallway of the school, and they saw
Speaker 2: it clearly fall out of his pocket, and you know,
Speaker 2: it was turned into school administrators. The police were called,
Speaker 2: they came, They looked at the video, so they arrested.
Speaker 2: They also went and looked at his car where there
Speaker 2: was more drugs and you now holded his teas Chune.
Speaker 2: I gotta be awake.
Speaker 1: Again.
Speaker 2: I am not. I had no accents. Would cocaine be
Speaker 2: your drug of choice if you were a teacher, Why
Speaker 2: don't you want something that would be send you in
Speaker 2: the opposite direction?
Speaker 1: You know what I can answer that it's some bourbon
Speaker 1: in your coffee. I can answer that I just would
Speaker 1: not be a teacher, especially now, remember I told you
Speaker 1: I was going to be a high school counselor right
Speaker 1: after I was out of high school, because I figured
Speaker 1: they'd relate, you know, and I could relate to them.
Speaker 1: And thank god I didn't do that. I'd had my
Speaker 1: ass whip by six foot six guys so many times already. Boy.
Speaker 2: So let's see we got that, and then let's go
Speaker 2: clear across the country to Seattle, which you know, if
Speaker 2: you think about it, we get an awful lot of
Speaker 2: idiotology based news out of that particular city.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because of Seattle makes sense.
Speaker 2: And one of their policies, I'm got point directly to
Speaker 2: the city's lacks policy on things of this nature. And
Speaker 2: I think they have themselves to blame. When you've got
Speaker 2: a sex offender who calls himself Master Bader charged with
Speaker 2: yet another public sex crime. This guy, he's forty five
Speaker 2: year old Keenan Charles Pearson. He continually commits sex acts
Speaker 2: in public despite multiple convictions for sex crimes. Now, if
Speaker 2: you recall just a few weeks ago to Seattle, and
Speaker 2: they're still in news over that one park they've got
Speaker 2: there where it's just like open season where you know Javier, Oh,
Speaker 2: it's the whole pull me off part, Yes, exactly. And
Speaker 2: it's like they're not doing anything about this. It's a known,
Speaker 2: uh you know, blight on his neighborhood, the neighbors that
Speaker 2: are like, what is going on? And then you got
Speaker 2: guys like this who keep doing what they're doing. This time,
Speaker 2: the master baiter was doing his thing in a grocery
Speaker 2: store right on in full view.
Speaker 1: Yep, you have women, you have children, even me in
Speaker 1: the sub line in this some bitch's pulled it. Listen,
Speaker 1: he needs to go right to the island with all
Speaker 1: the all the child molesters.
Speaker 2: And we knewke it.
Speaker 1: It just save taxpayers.
Speaker 2: Why they don't walk it? Forty different failures to appear
Speaker 2: in court by this guy.
Speaker 1: Forty didn't they defund Remember they defunded over there. I
Speaker 1: don't know, man, and they funded again? Did you?
Speaker 2: And then I saw this. I didn't realize this, And
Speaker 2: this explains a lot what we were. It's perfectly legal
Speaker 2: in Seattle to walk around nude if you as long
Speaker 2: as you're not doing what master b It makes total
Speaker 2: sense what he. I don't think either of us are prudes.
Speaker 2: By any stretch. But how is that a good policy
Speaker 2: to have?
Speaker 1: Horrible? I told you my buddy lives there, and he says,
Speaker 1: day after day, I just count down until I can
Speaker 1: retire and move back to Florida.
Speaker 2: To be fair, it's one of the most beautiful parts
Speaker 2: of the entire country.
Speaker 1: He loved it when he worked for the National Parks
Speaker 1: and stuff, because it is a beautiful place. But then
Speaker 1: all this craziness just kept seeping in, and now he's over.
Speaker 1: I don't blame him. I just don't think you should
Speaker 1: have to go to the grocery store and deal with
Speaker 1: this or anywhere for that matter. Was at the grocery
Speaker 1: store yesterday. Let me think of the closest I saw that.
Speaker 1: Uh oh, I did see a lady with really a
Speaker 1: really tight you know, spandex top and bottomn on.
Speaker 2: That was the closest we came to that. That's it.
Speaker 1: I thought you were going to say, there's cucumbers set
Speaker 1: up near peaches. No, No, that is a fun little
Speaker 1: prank to do. There are a couple of canalos. And
Speaker 1: then you make it. You make it like trans the
Speaker 1: whole display.
Speaker 2: You make it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you make a trans you do the the coconut
Speaker 1: or the I'm sorry, the melons, the honey dews up top,
Speaker 1: and then you do the tomatoes with it so it's
Speaker 1: colorful and sticks out. You put the tomatoes with the
Speaker 1: cucumbers you mentioned very christmasy with the uh huh okay.
Speaker 2: And then let's go to Falls Township, Pennsylvania. A tow
Speaker 2: truck driver there has been arrested and charged with unlawfully
Speaker 2: towing vehicles. Listen to this deal that this dude was.
Speaker 1: Doing, and you said it, there's certain tow truck drivers
Speaker 1: a bunch lesseness show and we love you all, but
Speaker 1: there are a couple bad apples in every profession.
Speaker 2: Corey Goldstein was working with TDI Towing, Sterling Towing, and
Speaker 2: some other What the dude was doing. He was showing
Speaker 2: up at a couple of different places where he knew
Speaker 2: there'd be people coming back to their cars, and a
Speaker 2: relatively like he would go to a Planet Fitness parking
Speaker 2: lot because someone's in there getting their work out. They're
Speaker 2: going to do their thing, come back out to their car. Yeah,
Speaker 2: And he was towing cars, towing cars and then using
Speaker 2: the registration, the ven number information to contact and leave
Speaker 2: messages for the car owners. They would come out their
Speaker 2: cars gone, they'd see a message on their phone, and
Speaker 2: the messages from him, Hey, we towed your car. If
Speaker 2: you want it back, meet me. He wasn't even taking
Speaker 2: it to the un pound lot. He was just going
Speaker 2: to some random lot. Give me a buck. They'd have
Speaker 2: to take an uber to go, you know, meet him.
Speaker 2: And then he was basically holding their vehicles hostage. And
Speaker 2: they weren't unlawfully parked in the first place. Said oh, no,
Speaker 2: you were on the line. He was probably saying stuff
Speaker 2: like that. You were kind of like I parked yesterday.
Speaker 2: I remember I was fifty to fifty in the line. Yeah,
Speaker 2: you're on the line. I had to tell you. I
Speaker 2: just you're gonna pay it.
Speaker 1: I'm so glad they busted him.
Speaker 2: The same guy, the same guy a few years ago
Speaker 2: was part of a catalytic converter UH strip crew where
Speaker 2: they see, I just how of these keep getting rehires?
Speaker 1: The guy in Seattle stroking in the in the UH
Speaker 1: in the grocery store. Bwo Bob World Order would have
Speaker 1: taken care of that with putting him on Pervert Island
Speaker 1: for the nuke that's coming. And then this guy right
Speaker 1: here who stole catalytic converters. Then this you know what
Speaker 1: we need to do to soften the image of tow
Speaker 1: truck drivers.
Speaker 2: What's that?
Speaker 1: And I mean again for the fifth time, we have
Speaker 1: a lot of toe truck drivers. We love all of you,
Speaker 1: men and a couple of women I've talked to. Uh,
Speaker 1: we love all you for the bad ones. We all
Speaker 1: as a tow truck they have to have to make
Speaker 1: the tow trucks look like an actual toe, look like
Speaker 1: this toe.
Speaker 2: Put a little fun into.
Speaker 1: It to make it like, you know, more friendly, going
Speaker 1: to like like a nutmobile, but uh yeah, but it's
Speaker 1: a tow truck. And and then no, no. The reason
Speaker 1: why is because normally parents are driving with their kid
Speaker 1: and they go, what's that is? That is that made
Speaker 1: her from from cars? And then they go, this is deep.
Speaker 1: Just follow me. And then they go, oh, no, that's
Speaker 1: some asshole who has who has a law, who has
Speaker 1: a legal permit to be a you know, steal from
Speaker 1: us extortionists. If you make that truck look like a toe,
Speaker 1: the good tow truck drivers and then the two bad
Speaker 1: apples out there, the dad is gonna describe it better
Speaker 1: and go it's.
Speaker 2: A tow truck. They did it.
Speaker 1: We made them look good. Hell yeahing? Is that y'all?
Speaker 1: Somebody said thanks for look, thanks for representing.
Speaker 2: I really don't know how to react to any of
Speaker 2: that there but.
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