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<v Speaker 1>A shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things.

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<v Speaker 2>Welcome to another edition of Idiotology. We'll let you taco

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<v Speaker 2>one on one one w j r R. But you're

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<v Speaker 2>freaking idiots. Final day for Rock the Bank. Taco. Isn't

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<v Speaker 2>that crazy? Yeah? This has gone by what's six weeks

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<v Speaker 2>worth of thousand dollars giveaways, thirteen times each weekday.

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<v Speaker 1>And we have had a bunch of JR. Our listeners.

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<v Speaker 1>So congrats again to all of you who won. It's

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<v Speaker 1>not over yet for those of you who haven't. Thirteen

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<v Speaker 1>more chances today, first one happens. We like to stay

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<v Speaker 1>on the show run nine oh five ish.

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<v Speaker 2>Our whole show is ish ish exactly, which you can

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<v Speaker 2>take those words the letters as spell ish and add

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<v Speaker 2>one more and range and yeah, that's what the show is.

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<v Speaker 2>Sure this show, I've been doing that lately. I'll jot down.

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<v Speaker 1>Some comedy stuff and then i'll just all, I'll, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>start to say the word and then do it kind

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<v Speaker 1>of like who's that Lynch? The the singer Liam was it?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>I think Liam Lynch in his hot cohort. All right,

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<v Speaker 1>let's begin in Louisiana. They get to their fort and

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<v Speaker 1>just be all right, Louisiana. What we're doing over there

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<v Speaker 1>now good?

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<v Speaker 2>A teacher arrested after he allegedly dropped cocaine in the

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<v Speaker 2>hallway of the school he teaches at. It doesn't say

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<v Speaker 2>if this is like a grade school, a middle school,

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<v Speaker 2>a high school. It's just a you know, public school.

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<v Speaker 1>There. Shame on that reporter then or that editor or

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<v Speaker 1>whoever didn't put the school at the age of the kids.

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<v Speaker 2>Lee grandeer. I guess the security video at the school.

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<v Speaker 2>They went and looked at it after the pouch was

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<v Speaker 2>found in the hallway of the school, and they saw

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<v Speaker 2>it clearly fall out of his pocket, and you know,

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<v Speaker 2>it was turned into school administrators. The police were called,

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<v Speaker 2>they came, They looked at the video, so they arrested.

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<v Speaker 2>They also went and looked at his car where there

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<v Speaker 2>was more drugs and you now holded his teas Chune.

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<v Speaker 2>I gotta be awake.

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<v Speaker 1>Again.

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<v Speaker 2>I am not. I had no accents. Would cocaine be

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<v Speaker 2>your drug of choice if you were a teacher, Why

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<v Speaker 2>don't you want something that would be send you in

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<v Speaker 2>the opposite direction?

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<v Speaker 1>You know what I can answer that it's some bourbon

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<v Speaker 1>in your coffee. I can answer that I just would

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<v Speaker 1>not be a teacher, especially now, remember I told you

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<v Speaker 1>I was going to be a high school counselor right

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<v Speaker 1>after I was out of high school, because I figured

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<v Speaker 1>they'd relate, you know, and I could relate to them.

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<v Speaker 1>And thank god I didn't do that. I'd had my

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<v Speaker 1>ass whip by six foot six guys so many times already. Boy.

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<v Speaker 2>So let's see we got that, and then let's go

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<v Speaker 2>clear across the country to Seattle, which you know, if

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<v Speaker 2>you think about it, we get an awful lot of

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<v Speaker 2>idiotology based news out of that particular city.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, because of Seattle makes sense.

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<v Speaker 2>And one of their policies, I'm got point directly to

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<v Speaker 2>the city's lacks policy on things of this nature. And

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<v Speaker 2>I think they have themselves to blame. When you've got

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<v Speaker 2>a sex offender who calls himself Master Bader charged with

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<v Speaker 2>yet another public sex crime. This guy, he's forty five

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<v Speaker 2>year old Keenan Charles Pearson. He continually commits sex acts

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<v Speaker 2>in public despite multiple convictions for sex crimes. Now, if

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<v Speaker 2>you recall just a few weeks ago to Seattle, and

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<v Speaker 2>they're still in news over that one park they've got

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<v Speaker 2>there where it's just like open season where you know Javier, Oh,

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<v Speaker 2>it's the whole pull me off part, Yes, exactly. And

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<v Speaker 2>it's like they're not doing anything about this. It's a known,

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<v Speaker 2>uh you know, blight on his neighborhood, the neighbors that

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<v Speaker 2>are like, what is going on? And then you got

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<v Speaker 2>guys like this who keep doing what they're doing. This time,

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<v Speaker 2>the master baiter was doing his thing in a grocery

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<v Speaker 2>store right on in full view.

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<v Speaker 1>Yep, you have women, you have children, even me in

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<v Speaker 1>the sub line in this some bitch's pulled it. Listen,

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<v Speaker 1>he needs to go right to the island with all

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<v Speaker 1>the all the child molesters.

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<v Speaker 2>And we knewke it.

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<v Speaker 1>It just save taxpayers.

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<v Speaker 2>Why they don't walk it? Forty different failures to appear

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<v Speaker 2>in court by this guy.

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<v Speaker 1>Forty didn't they defund Remember they defunded over there. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know, man, and they funded again? Did you?

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<v Speaker 2>And then I saw this. I didn't realize this, And

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<v Speaker 2>this explains a lot what we were. It's perfectly legal

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<v Speaker 2>in Seattle to walk around nude if you as long

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<v Speaker 2>as you're not doing what master b It makes total

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<v Speaker 2>sense what he. I don't think either of us are prudes.

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<v Speaker 2>By any stretch. But how is that a good policy

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<v Speaker 2>to have?

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<v Speaker 1>Horrible? I told you my buddy lives there, and he says,

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<v Speaker 1>day after day, I just count down until I can

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<v Speaker 1>retire and move back to Florida.

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<v Speaker 2>To be fair, it's one of the most beautiful parts

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<v Speaker 2>of the entire country.

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<v Speaker 1>He loved it when he worked for the National Parks

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<v Speaker 1>and stuff, because it is a beautiful place. But then

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<v Speaker 1>all this craziness just kept seeping in, and now he's over.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't blame him. I just don't think you should

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<v Speaker 1>have to go to the grocery store and deal with

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<v Speaker 1>this or anywhere for that matter. Was at the grocery

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<v Speaker 1>store yesterday. Let me think of the closest I saw that.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh oh, I did see a lady with really a

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<v Speaker 1>really tight you know, spandex top and bottomn on.

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<v Speaker 2>That was the closest we came to that. That's it.

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<v Speaker 1>I thought you were going to say, there's cucumbers set

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<v Speaker 1>up near peaches. No, No, that is a fun little

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<v Speaker 1>prank to do. There are a couple of canalos. And

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<v Speaker 1>then you make it. You make it like trans the

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<v Speaker 1>whole display.

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<v Speaker 2>You make it.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you make a trans you do the the coconut

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<v Speaker 1>or the I'm sorry, the melons, the honey dews up top,

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<v Speaker 1>and then you do the tomatoes with it so it's

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<v Speaker 1>colorful and sticks out. You put the tomatoes with the

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<v Speaker 1>cucumbers you mentioned very christmasy with the uh huh okay.

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<v Speaker 2>And then let's go to Falls Township, Pennsylvania. A tow

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<v Speaker 2>truck driver there has been arrested and charged with unlawfully

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<v Speaker 2>towing vehicles. Listen to this deal that this dude was.

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<v Speaker 1>Doing, and you said it, there's certain tow truck drivers

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<v Speaker 1>a bunch lesseness show and we love you all, but

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<v Speaker 1>there are a couple bad apples in every profession.

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<v Speaker 2>Corey Goldstein was working with TDI Towing, Sterling Towing, and

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<v Speaker 2>some other What the dude was doing. He was showing

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<v Speaker 2>up at a couple of different places where he knew

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<v Speaker 2>there'd be people coming back to their cars, and a

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<v Speaker 2>relatively like he would go to a Planet Fitness parking

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<v Speaker 2>lot because someone's in there getting their work out. They're

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<v Speaker 2>going to do their thing, come back out to their car. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>And he was towing cars, towing cars and then using

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<v Speaker 2>the registration, the ven number information to contact and leave

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<v Speaker 2>messages for the car owners. They would come out their

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<v Speaker 2>cars gone, they'd see a message on their phone, and

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<v Speaker 2>the messages from him, Hey, we towed your car. If

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<v Speaker 2>you want it back, meet me. He wasn't even taking

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<v Speaker 2>it to the un pound lot. He was just going

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<v Speaker 2>to some random lot. Give me a buck. They'd have

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<v Speaker 2>to take an uber to go, you know, meet him.

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<v Speaker 2>And then he was basically holding their vehicles hostage. And

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<v Speaker 2>they weren't unlawfully parked in the first place. Said oh, no,

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<v Speaker 2>you were on the line. He was probably saying stuff

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<v Speaker 2>like that. You were kind of like I parked yesterday.

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<v Speaker 2>I remember I was fifty to fifty in the line. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>you're on the line. I had to tell you. I

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<v Speaker 2>just you're gonna pay it.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm so glad they busted him.

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<v Speaker 2>The same guy, the same guy a few years ago

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<v Speaker 2>was part of a catalytic converter UH strip crew where

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<v Speaker 2>they see, I just how of these keep getting rehires?

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<v Speaker 1>The guy in Seattle stroking in the in the UH

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<v Speaker 1>in the grocery store. Bwo Bob World Order would have

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<v Speaker 1>taken care of that with putting him on Pervert Island

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<v Speaker 1>for the nuke that's coming. And then this guy right

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<v Speaker 1>here who stole catalytic converters. Then this you know what

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<v Speaker 1>we need to do to soften the image of tow

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<v Speaker 1>truck drivers.

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<v Speaker 2>What's that?

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<v Speaker 1>And I mean again for the fifth time, we have

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<v Speaker 1>a lot of toe truck drivers. We love all of you,

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<v Speaker 1>men and a couple of women I've talked to. Uh,

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<v Speaker 1>we love all you for the bad ones. We all

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<v Speaker 1>as a tow truck they have to have to make

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<v Speaker 1>the tow trucks look like an actual toe, look like

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<v Speaker 1>this toe.

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<v Speaker 2>Put a little fun into.

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<v Speaker 1>It to make it like, you know, more friendly, going

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<v Speaker 1>to like like a nutmobile, but uh yeah, but it's

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<v Speaker 1>a tow truck. And and then no, no. The reason

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<v Speaker 1>why is because normally parents are driving with their kid

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<v Speaker 1>and they go, what's that is? That is that made

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<v Speaker 1>her from from cars? And then they go, this is deep.

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<v Speaker 1>Just follow me. And then they go, oh, no, that's

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<v Speaker 1>some asshole who has who has a law, who has

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<v Speaker 1>a legal permit to be a you know, steal from

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<v Speaker 1>us extortionists. If you make that truck look like a toe,

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<v Speaker 1>the good tow truck drivers and then the two bad

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<v Speaker 1>apples out there, the dad is gonna describe it better

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<v Speaker 1>and go it's.

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<v Speaker 2>A tow truck. They did it.

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<v Speaker 1>We made them look good. Hell yeahing? Is that y'all?

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<v Speaker 1>Somebody said thanks for look, thanks for representing.

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<v Speaker 2>I really don't know how to react to any of

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<v Speaker 2>that there but.

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