Speaker 1: Neonic for my adoptions has.
Speaker 2: Outs now recording Craig, I swear to God, if you
decide not to work again, I will fucking kill you.
Do you understand me, Craig, I swear to God, I
will fucking delete you.
Speaker 1: Fucking war.
Speaker 3: Reasons, Devin will never be a president.
Speaker 1: Oh I call Craig a fucking whrn. No, just threatening murder, Oh,
threatening murder to an AI to a bid that just
the only job is to record my shit, and sometimes
it doesn't do it.
Speaker 3: Robot rights will be a thing in the future, in
the like, right, excuse me? Could you explain this episode
of robophobia you had in the year twenty twenty five?
Speaker 1: Was like, well, you see, a bitch named Craig wouldn't
work for me recording a fucking podcast. Oh, simple fucking job.
I'm gonna go ahead. Hi, how are you? What's good
with Papa? You know? You know me? You love me?
Who am I? I am a ginger? My name is Devin.
I am the DM of Boordonica. Welcome to Bordona, a
D and D podcast. Woo and today. Before we get
into the typical posse, of course, in the description below,
you'll see a linky link take it to a link
tree that will lead you to the other podcast of
the Neonic Void Productions family of podcasts, as well as
the YouTube channel. Go follow us on there, Go go
say hi, Go say hi. But yeah, that's that's I mean,
that's all the house keeping. So who are you people?
Who are you? Who are you people? Oh?
Speaker 4: Sorry, my mind, I can't see the full list. Oh wait,
I'm next. Okay, cool? Hey, Hi, how are you? Hey?
How you doing?
Speaker 5: This? Is?
Speaker 6: My name is Jacob I play Free the Furry not
so furry wolf boy?
Speaker 1: Good gayo?
Speaker 4: Okay you want me to get you want me to
get it up more? Okay, gos queen. I'm the you know,
I'm the cute see furry boy.
Speaker 1: Yes, per I mean, at least he admitted it, y'all.
It's all that.
Speaker 4: That was disgusting.
Speaker 1: Recording, and I'm going to now I'm gonna start this
episode with that, with that little bit right in the beginning.
Anything else just kill me. Oh my god, I'm gonna
get never mind, never mind. I'm I'm gonna keep my
little secrets to myself. Allowedble to do with that?
Speaker 2: Yeah, next of is who.
Speaker 5: Dakota. Uh, I'm not a little furry boy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so we got the good boy and a not
so furry boy, and of course he plays math y'all.
Speaker 3: Like, I was like, are you gonna finish your introduction?
Speaker 5: If I'm Dakota, I'm not the I'm not the furry boy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's a metal boy period. That laughs is not
least we got.
Speaker 3: My name is Tyler. I played the role of Tama,
a slightly less free boy, but with a sense of
I have power. I can point at people and kill them.
We happened last episode?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'll see what happened last time.
Speaker 3: He has some big dictator of a baron was like, oh,
you live here, that's nice. I'm going to just take
it over. I'm gonna kill everybody. I was like, no,
that's my job. Possibly you stay, you stay right there,
and then I pointed with the home Bruce spell and
I killed him so hard a soul gets sent to
another plane of existence.
Speaker 1: Oh I forgot, yeah, yeah, I forgot. You did that.
It's like what happened? Yeah?
Speaker 3: And now I'm just in the throne room with a
dead body and I don't know what to do with
my character next. Or was I heading towards that vault
that everybody else was heading towards.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because y'all y'all split up, So that was what
you were doing with during that time. But well, and
then everyone else, what were y'all doing?
Speaker 5: M I know me and Jacob were together.
Speaker 1: No, you and Jacob are not together.
Speaker 6: We were for a second, but then I wandered off
and I found uh.
Speaker 4: Saying right and yeah.
Speaker 6: And wait, and I saw saying brutally murder her and
then I, uh, you know, I don't know.
Speaker 4: I don't know what came over me.
Speaker 1: I just chucked.
Speaker 4: I just chucked.
Speaker 6: Uh CASPI and my my trustees tried it at saying
and impaled him, and uh everything went black.
Speaker 1: Uh mm hmm. And uh what was Smith doing?
Speaker 5: You're gonna be honest, I gonna I don't remember. I
think I found somebody, but I don't remember whom.
Speaker 1: Okay, so uh okay. So you and Boffice were going
around the castle one of the knights because there was
a night there's a night here, or.
Speaker 5: There was stuff and I thought it might be trapped.
So I was like, hey, boss, is you're a fleshy
meat sack. Why don't you go touch the thing that
could blow us up? I Gotti and then he uh,
he changed into somebody he put.
Speaker 1: On he put on the crown. It's one, it's one
of the it's one of the oh god, is it seven?
Seven seven? It's one of the seven is known as
the crowd. Huh what what?
Speaker 5: Seven deadly sins?
Speaker 1: No? The she found another night but ended up being
a crown. And when Bobbas put on said crown, he's like,
oh my god, Like, who am I I'm not bossis
I'm Phoebus the beast.
Speaker 5: That's a fish from Pokemon.
Speaker 1: No, it's not the bass. It's Phoebus, as in like
Phoebus from Hunchback of Notre Dame Phoebus or Phoebus and
butt head like Phoebus.
Speaker 5: No, I'm pretty sure you're talking, Oh my.
Speaker 1: God, I am not talking about the goddamn ugly ass fish.
Speaker 5: Pretty sure that turned into a beautiful, beautiful little who. No,
don't what's that? Ignore that? Ignore that? There's that was
that was the story that I wrote for class or
not for a class.
Speaker 1: Oh that's funny. Uh but yeah, So Phoebus, a character
from campaign one, is apparently still been around and it's like,
what why bum bum bum? And that's where we ended
the episode, so mm hmm, where we pick up, Uh,
I guess we will pick up with so all this
is kind so all three things kind of happen at
once more or less, and we'll go to yeah, oh
not Phoebas. Oh my god, get out of here, Get
out of here with that with Phoebus, Phoebas.
Speaker 5: I mean you just said it the same.
Speaker 1: Way, Phoebas, Phoebus. It's a p H nine f E
E his name uh phee this it's Bill's name, right, Yeah,
Oh damn it. I misplaced the O in the e
Phebus basically Phoebus anyway, Phoebe, that's what I think. That's
what little Pista columns or some shing like that. Someone
give him that namename anyway, So yeah, Bostice or now
Phoebus is wearing said crown. Are you just set him
on fire? And okay you're having there as this is
going on, Uh trauma, you would start have you would
started to look for everybody and figuring out where the
fuck everyone is after you? Uh initial literally murdered, murdered,
a demon met another demon, and.
Speaker 3: I suppose I go start looking for them, although I
do have to step away for a moment.
Speaker 1: Okay, I will hello.
Speaker 5: Oh, never mind hip up.
Speaker 1: So what we're going to do for now is all
the characters here and everyone's here yet uh for Ree,
I guess we're gonna jump to you real quick. As
Smith and Phoebus are walking out of the room of
their little chamber that they're in, they do see Tama
walk by, and of course by this point it's probably
loud rock is going on of Freed sending his flinging
his trident at Sane and you gosh, mm hmm, fancy music.
Speaker 5: That's the Indiana Jones.
Speaker 1: Is Indiana m hm. Okay, So Freed, make me a Han, save.
Speaker 4: Save ye say that sixteen.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, you just made it so as you feel
a magic pour over you, but you're able to fight
it off, and you feel like something is trying to
intersect into your body. But again again with the with
the power of Caspian that you and Caspian the become one. Oh,
you were able to fight off Sayane's magic, and Sane
has like the oh gosh, the the trident is sticking
in his chest and he is grabbed, pulling it out,
strips it out like nothing. Blood kind of trinkles down.
Oh yeah, uh but his okay, okay, okay, magic, okay, okay,
somebody whoever's doing that, I feel like it's Smith. As
he pulls it out You're trying, flies out of his
hand and goes directly back to yours, because of course
it does. You're trying after baby, and sayings like looks
over at you and it kind of narrows his eyes,
his snake eyes, and he's just like a hmm, I
wasn't expecting you to be here. I can say the
same for you, huh, planning for that, you know.
Speaker 6: I'll be honest, I totally forgot about you.
Speaker 1: Good keep it that way.
Speaker 4: No, no, no, no, no, there's no forgetting about you now.
Speaker 6: I say that with a twirl of of Caspian.
Speaker 1: Uh huh, and he kind of just stands there with
a knife Fan's hand dripping of snow White's blood. Uh huh.
Speaker 6: Hey, just for role playing purposes, like when I swirl
the when I swirl Caspian like that, could I try
making an intimidation check, like go for it, hundreds, I'm
just like, oh no, twirl, I do like a quick
flourish with uh with Caspian and just like there's no
forgetting you now.
Speaker 4: Ah.
Speaker 1: Fuck, you've rolled insight for one Oh.
Speaker 4: Shit, wrong oneation. Ah that's worse. Wow, oh god, he's
a performance to try to save that.
Speaker 1: Sure, sure, okay, okay, okay, you know what, ill I
will let you have that. I'll let you have that.
Speaker 5: You hit him with a guidance to give him another
plus four.
Speaker 1: Oh you're not even at the room. You're down the hole.
Speaker 5: I mean I thought I was, because I was in
the room.
Speaker 1: Well, I mean I put I mean, I put you
all in the room unless you you know what, No,
the door would be cracked, so you know, we could
say that you all ran in here.
Speaker 3: I thought you'd be like, he's in my thoughts and prayers.
So that counts its guidance.
Speaker 1: Not the thoughts and prayers, not the thoughts and prayers,
sorrows praise, that's you, jiga sorrows prayers.
Speaker 4: That really is sorrows, sorrows and prayer.
Speaker 1: Because the king is dead.
Speaker 4: Me sorrow sorrow's prayers.
Speaker 1: So as this interaction is happen, you're flinging it. You're
swinging around your trident. I forgot the word for a second.
The door opens and Phoebus walks in with Mith and Tama,
and you all see Corsaine standing over a a uh
the body of the Empress snow white. Well, your initial thoughts,
initial concerns, and Vibus is like, who the fuck is that?
Speaker 5: Long story? But the dead one is the reason why
I work here.
Speaker 1: Uh, and It's saying looks over and looks down at her.
She's the re h oh you were interesting interesting and
she and he looks over to Free with that trident
and he kind of gets a worry look as I hmm,
you know, I would love to catch up with all
of you, but I have better stuff. I have better ship.
Speaker 7: And it turns around no no no no no no
no no no no no.
Speaker 6: I am going to so this is like this area
right here, this is like a raised area.
Speaker 4: Right I'm gonna like, I'm gonna leap down.
Speaker 1: Oh ship okay, boom loud thood.
Speaker 5: Good A bit closer to than if I can.
Speaker 1: Sure you should be able to move it.
Speaker 6: Yeah, high level Caspian at saying I'm like and or
either I point with Caspian towards the dead snow and
like this bitch, despite being the big, bad evil bitch,
was going to.
Speaker 4: Pay us a lot of money and you just killed her.
Speaker 1: Hey, you to do what.
Speaker 5: If she already paid us for Yeah, that's such a
free thing to do.
Speaker 1: Wait, she already paid us.
Speaker 4: I thought that was like half. Didn't we negotiate for more?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 5: No, we got the full thing. She gave us the
barrels of meat, she gave us a bunch of golden platinum,
and she gave me access to the library. What you're
thinking if she started being evil taking over the like
taking over the air, that's yeah.
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, you know, it's probably a good thing about
captain anymore. I just I shold her casbine and I
walk away.
Speaker 1: It seems like you were captain. Oh that's rich. That's rich.
Speaker 4: Hey, wasn't my decision.
Speaker 5: It wasn't. Actually our former captain stepped out and he
just took over because he was the first maid.
Speaker 1: Well that's a poor decision on her part.
Speaker 6: And he's just like, you know, I just leave that library,
like all right, toodles.
Speaker 1: He's like, peace out. He's like, so you also, do
you think she's a big bad and all this looks
down to snow white.
Speaker 5: Well, no, she's just a She's just a pawn.
Speaker 1: I was about to say the same thing. She's just
a pawn. I used her to get this far, and
I didn't think. And she looks over to Myth and
tom who and Phoebus, whoever's and whoever's left in the room,
and he's like, I wasn't expecting you all to be here, though,
so I was hoping to get in get out. But
well I could still leave, But.
Speaker 5: Why would you? Why not? Like, oh, don't you want
to do the whole like the bad guy thing, like
explain what your plans are? Like she stop talking at nausea.
Speaker 1: She like, oh, tell me, tell me, no, no, there's
no reason for that. I'm not going to do any
of that. I have better ship to do than worry
about you all. And he pulls out another knife, and
this knife is like pitch black and jagged, and then
he stabs it into the open air, it seems, and
he starts ripping what looks to be a hole in reality.
Speaker 5: I cast silence on top of.
Speaker 1: It, silence on top of who.
Speaker 5: On the top of the saying, uh, it's a for
the duration no sound. Oh wait, no, I thought that
was something else. I thought math silence was a you
couldn't do magic inside of it, right, I.
Speaker 1: Mean, this isn't I mean he's not casting a spell.
Oh shit, okay, this is this is a weapon. That
this is an item I ad. He's ripping what looks
to be a hole in reality, and you see like
a weird portal of dust and magic. Would you feel
as he rips a hole into reality, you feel a
burst of magic kind of pulse out of it. And
she's and he's just like, you know, I was just
using her to get and he holds the knife. Hm hmm.
This is my ticket to get what I want. Now,
if you don't mind, I'm leaving now.
Speaker 5: I do mine.
Speaker 1: There's a realm of magic that has my name written
all over it, and I'm gonna go. So it was
I would say it's a pleasure, but it wasn't. So
he kind of just starts backing up into the Oh
oh oh.
Speaker 4: Okay, old, sorry, I was meeting I was trying to
stop you.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, okay, wait okay, hold up.
Speaker 4: Did you say relevant magic.
Speaker 1: And sayings like yeah, uh yeah, why would that matter
to be?
Speaker 4: What?
Speaker 1: What?
Speaker 6: Because That's where I'm from And and as it happens,
I actually do need to get there.
Speaker 1: Oh you do, mm hmm, yeah, So why don't you
tell so, why don't you tell me how you get there? Uh? Well,
you see, there's a knif he holds the knive and
I have it, so no, and he jumps to the portal.
Unless if everyone wants to do an action before he
jumps into the portal.
Speaker 6: Uh, do anything, I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: Yeah, So if anyone can do anything, everyone can get
you could do one thing, try and stop him. Otherwise
he's going in that portal.
Speaker 6: Uh well, I want to Okay, I kind of want
to see what you're gonna do, because only thing I
can think of is like, just throw Caspian.
Speaker 1: I mean, you can.
Speaker 4: Hold I'm trying to see something.
Speaker 1: Yeah, sir, hom are you gonna do anything?
Speaker 3: I don't think I really can, gotcha.
Speaker 1: Pobus is just confused.
Speaker 4: Okay, I'm just gonna throw Caspian.
Speaker 1: Oh oh, okay, I.
Speaker 4: Throw Caspian and I yell out.
Speaker 1: Yee ye oh oh.
Speaker 5: I'm just going to use thunderstep and thunderstep between him
and the portal.
Speaker 1: Oh well, the portals right next to him.
Speaker 5: I mean there's space between him and the portal. He's
not in the portal.
Speaker 1: No, he's not.
Speaker 5: He's me and I can teleport myself to an empty
space I can see and then each creature within that space.
Oh la la la, let me.
Speaker 1: We're gonna use this as the portal. This is said portal.
What is this? This icon? This cat actually.
Speaker 5: Rather than thunderstep because it doesn't do what I want
him to use a misty step it's the same thing.
Speaker 1: But okay, like no, and cass and you threw Caspian,
so that does hit him again. You do throw the triton,
and it does hit him a light.
Speaker 5: It does have to be thunderstep. And this step doesn't
get me far enough.
Speaker 1: Hm, oh shit the triton. Click click on Caspian. The
role of the damage if you're able to. If not,
then go off a way. I clicked on.
Speaker 5: I'm gonna kind of put myself right here.
Speaker 1: This is the matt right, I guess uh seventeen piercing
and eighteen coal damage done to INSI from the trident
up myth you jump, You get right between him and
the portal, and it looks right at you. He's like, whoa, hey, hey.
Speaker 8: I'm gonna run up, Like okay, get up, and.
Speaker 1: It's like we could talk about that.
Speaker 4: Sure, Hey, you grab Caspian and twisted that give us
the nine.
Speaker 9: Mm hmm and I grin a very wolfish screen. Can
I roll for intimidation again? Okay mm hmm, don't fail.
Speaker 5: Me, waite Devin, but what dev what.
Speaker 1: You cats raised dead on snow white?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Uh uh uh uh uh uh okay, she mm hmm.
Raises up and saying is just like, oh and you
see any Caesar get up? Uh? I was like, and
he turns over to you mad, He's like, if you
all need if you won't need it to ride, I
could have led you there.
Speaker 6: Just have to ask uh uhh we already asked when
you tried to bounce.
Speaker 10: To the point, well, let me apologize, and he and
he is very puts away, puts away his knives and
he's just like, my apologies.
Speaker 1: I mean more than happy to have you all come
with me to Zerovia. Actually, I'll be honored to have
you with me. To have you with me with to Starovia, well.
Speaker 5: That would be fun if three things. One mm hm.
The apology was for her, not me, because I didn't
I'm not the one you stabbed. Two, we actually needed
you to go to Starovia and three you're still a
bad day?
Speaker 1: Uh huh? How am I a bad guy? All I
did is I killed looks over just in personal light.
The problem, not problem, is I use her to get
what I want and I want to get to Strovia.
What's wrong with that? Or pirates? Are we not?
Speaker 5: I'm not here for the morality of things, my friend.
I'm here for the objectivity of things.
Speaker 1: I mean, I mean no harm to any of you
by all means, any point. Any i'shuld see the portal,
by all means, go first, give me the nuts. I'm
going to have to politely decline that it's perfectly safe
with me. Thank you.
Speaker 5: This is the impast we're talking about it, and you see,
I really don't want leaving because I don't know what
you're doing. But it doesn't feel right, right free, Like
I'm not the I'm not the only one here that
thinks letting him leave would be a good thing.
Speaker 1: That's why I'm saying you can come with me. That's
I can go first in.
Speaker 5: Make sure it's I think you going There's the issue.
It's not so much whether we go there or not,
but you being there is not what I want.
Speaker 1: And why is that? I have not given you any
reason to think otherwise. I took care of a huge
problem you were already dealing with.
Speaker 5: I could you solve that problem on my own? I
don't need you, see just because our see here's the thing,
you're thing, But there's a Venn diagram of us as people,
and just because we have a few minor overlaps does
not put us into the same side. Just merely means
that our goals of a line for just a brief moment.
But even then did they really? So if you don't mind,
I'm gonna hold up my hammer and I'm gonna hand
it to him. I'm gonna have you hold this plumbing.
Speaker 1: Please, Okay, what is that gonna do?
Speaker 5: I'm just I mean you, as the Dan, would know
what him holding the hammer would do. So I mean
question as to whether he would himself or not. Wait
what it's us whether he would take the hammer from
me or not?
Speaker 1: Mm hm, he'd be like he looks at the hammer,
I have no need for the hammer.
Speaker 5: Well, see here's the thing. I'm not giving you an option,
and I'm gonna use the ring of grammar to change
a text to hold I'm gonna tell him to hold
my hammer.
Speaker 1: Okay, He's like, he grabs the hammer.
Speaker 5: If you can't pick it up, but it's still gonna
hold it.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 5: He just now doesn't get to leave, right hold on?
Speaker 1: Oh oh oh, I see, I see what you're talking about.
I see, I see you wanted to look. I can't
pick it up that thank gotcha? Yea, yeah, it lands
on the floor, and so holding it And he's just like,
is this really necessary?
Speaker 5: Yes?
Speaker 1: For what I have done, nothing wrong but take care
of take care of a major issue to this world.
Speaker 5: Yes, I just furthered. You furthered yourself doing it. I
don't have.
Speaker 1: Giving you no reason to think otherwise. What have I done?
That's questionable.
Speaker 4: You've not done anything to make us trust you either.
Speaker 5: You know what. I don't think you're truly showing us
or telling us who you really are. I think everything
you've done has been.
Speaker 1: Mhm. Well that's a. That's a that's hurtful. I've been
with you guys for so how long?
Speaker 5: No, And I just wonder what would happen if, like
I truly got to see you for who you were.
Speaker 1: Sure, But I have my own mission, I have my
own job. I wanted to just drove over for my
own reasons. But so do you, But so do all
of you? Do you not?
Speaker 5: Do you want to what's Throrovia? For your own reasons?
Speaker 1: I want to go to Strovia for my own reasons,
research purposes, see if the legends are true? That's all.
Speaker 5: What do you think?
Speaker 7: Mm hmmm, doesn't really matter why he's going to Strovia?
M I like, everybody's going there myself.
Speaker 1: And you can't.
Speaker 4: And besides, you guys know why I want to go
over the table. You guys do remember why Freed wants
to go?
Speaker 5: Right? Pretty sure?
Speaker 1: Mummy issues?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 6: Okay, well and it's not it's not just his mother,
It's not just Freed's mother.
Speaker 4: But but wait, I'm sorry, what was Funck? I forgot
his name?
Speaker 1: Harbinger?
Speaker 4: No, not Harbinger, the other one. My Fried's Freed's partner.
Speaker 1: Oh oh oh hold up? Oh that bitch Blynette Bolynnette.
Speaker 7: I I thought it was Blonnette, but I didn't want
to say Blenete because I'm like, wait, it's Blonnette for
this game or another game?
Speaker 4: Holy shit, I'm like no, no.
Speaker 1: No, no, Blunnette. He's as Trovia.
Speaker 6: Yeah, Okay, you guys know, Okay, back on the table,
you guys know why I want to go.
Speaker 4: That's all that matters to me.
Speaker 1: And saying looks back at the tauma and what about you?
Speaker 3: I have something I have to do here first, I
can't follow.
Speaker 4: You perfect Why not?
Speaker 5: Do you need to go with you for this one free?
Or do you think you could handle the mission at
least Mommy and your boyfriend? You think you can handle
that on your own?
Speaker 4: Hm hmm.
Speaker 6: Okay, So over the table, Devin, do I need them
to be with me for this? My conversation with with uh?
Speaker 1: I mean, I mean, at some point you are gonna
you all are gonna end up as Zuovia. I mean,
I'm not gonna I'm not gonna tell you if it's
a good ardea or not. I'm not gonna tell you
if it's a good idea or not. You'll find out
when you step by.
Speaker 3: I could add my reasons why I'm not able to
go at this moment over the table.
Speaker 1: Okay, what's that? Number one?
Speaker 3: I was entrusted with the package that I was told
explicitly don't let snowwhight near or open it. I gotta
get up back on the ship before I open this package.
Speaker 5: Well, she's also very very weak. Right now, Raise the
deadisn't a very kind spell on the body if you're
catching what eye? She's got a negative forward, a basically
earth thing right now?
Speaker 4: Well, is she like I'm dead right now?
Speaker 5: Or think of revivify if revivify was like instead of
like gently guiding your body back through the rift, I
last sowed your left ankle and pulled you through by horse.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, she's like she's alive, but she's not happy
about it.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Phoebus looks at you, Tauma, and he kind of
thinks he's trying to remember everything that's happened so far,
and certain memories are coming back, and he's just like,
I can take the package back to the ship, and
he kind of looks around.
Speaker 3: He's like, I know where the Yeah, she's also going
to add I still have that critical decision to make,
and I don't know if I'm going to be back
here if I end up in Strovia.
Speaker 1: I mean, and oh that's true, because Phoebus is like,
I can always take back the package the ship. And
then because we were and he starts remembering everything as
bof this He's like, we're still looking for the lily
Wade manner that's in the fernal realm. We could always
he thinks about it, and he's like, oh, I know
why you're going to the lily Way manor. They have
a door. And he's remembering everything as this is Phoebus's memories.
He's like, that place had that walking house has a
doorway to Serovia, and there's a door in Serovia that
leads to the house and looks over to Tama. I
can give I know ex I it kind of just
his crown starts glowing and it looks any whole any
feels the object, the the piece of the house that's
over with whoever has it. I think it's on the ship.
I don't know who has that piece of the house.
But uh, Phoebus is like, you go with myth to
Sturovia with and freed. I will go back to the ship,
lead everyone to the to the manor, and we will
find you and that will be a doorway back to
he points to the ground. Here to this round to
finish what you were doing. Because we also got to
get the rest of the points to a myth. We
also got to give the rest of his knights to
there as well. Right, it looks Tomas like, right, right.
Speaker 3: I guess that could work. I guess I can give
him the package.
Speaker 1: It'll take the package. And it's like, but yeah, I'll
be fine. We got we got it, we got it,
we got don't you worry, captain, He turns on the myth,
don't want to captain. We got it, got it.
Speaker 3: Like, don't up the ship.
Speaker 1: Oh I'm not going to open it at all. I
don't trust her, but I'll leave it for you. I'll
leave it for you. And he and he starts walking out,
and he walks, he takes a left, stops, leans back.
He's like, good luck, and he starts and then he
starts walking the package. He here click clicking down the
down the hole, heading back towards the ship. And that
is what he's going to do. He is going to
lead the crew to the low Way Manor to what
you first. From there they can go into Serovia, which
from there Tama can come back through the Manor to
the Infertile Realm to back here to finish his business.
So Phoebus is out Tauma as he As Phoebus leaves
your set set before you is myth and freed and
sane and a walking undead alive.
Speaker 3: She is alive, but she's not living. Okay, we're going
to Stravia.
Speaker 5: She's alive alive. If she rests for four days she
would be back to full power and human.
Speaker 1: Oh wow, that's good to know.
Speaker 5: That is like a very like defib way of using revivifi. Yeah.
Speaker 3: I just meant that she is animate and alive and
technically living. She's not really living.
Speaker 1: She's living.
Speaker 3: She's or being hid in her own lane.
Speaker 5: Bad sneeze away from dying.
Speaker 1: She's living.
Speaker 5: So we just have zaying to deal with.
Speaker 1: Yep things. It's like, you can't come with me. I
don't give a fuck.
Speaker 5: I don't want to deal with That's the thing. I
don't want to deal with you. I don't.
Speaker 1: You won't be dealing with me. My issue isn't with you.
Speaker 4: I have an issue.
Speaker 1: I'm just there for research purposes.
Speaker 5: My very being tells me that you're a bad guy,
but I'm not. So I'm gonna put my hand on
his shoulder, uh huh, And I'm gonna cast planer shift
on him.
Speaker 1: Planer shift.
Speaker 5: I can transport an unwilling creature to any plane I choose.
Speaker 1: Okay, well, planning to go into you send him to.
Speaker 5: I want to send him to the gray Waste.
Speaker 1: The gray Waiste.
Speaker 10: Yeah, oh oh yeah, I don't want him here.
Speaker 1: Oh oh oh huh uh huhh uh uh.
Speaker 5: So he does. I would have to take a melee
spell attack against him, but I do get advantage and
he would be restrained huh because he's held down by
my handers. So I don't know how you want to
do that.
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, all right, go ahead and roll.
Speaker 5: Okay, well, just uh do I roll D twenty plus?
What is twenty plus? What spell is this? Because that's
going to change. I get a D twenty plus eleven
with advantage mhm uh them twenty two to hit.
Speaker 1: Okay, but Satan ens up stopping. He's like, you know what, Okay,
send me. I will happily go and I'll leave this
portal open just for you. As he vanishes, he's gone.
But as he leaves, he vanishes, he still has every
of course, he still has everything on him. He has
all his stuff and shit, and he looks to you, Meth,
and he's like, thank you so much.
Speaker 4: He kind of raises his other hand he.
Speaker 1: Raises his hand, see you soon, and he vanishes, and
snow White is just standing there. She's undead, I mean,
she's I mean, can she interact like normal or.
Speaker 5: She's a human being? She imagine as if we brought
her back with rivivifi. She just has a minus four
to every one of her ability checks or attacks, and
she has one health left.
Speaker 1: She will need to.
Speaker 5: Let me get I mean, is dead returns to creature
provided that they had been dead for no longer than
ten days. If the creature's soul is both willing and
at liberty rejoined the body, the creature returns to life
with one hit point. The spell also neutralizes any poises
and here's any magical non magical diseases that affected the
creature at the time it died. This spell does not, however,
remove magical diseases. Curses are similar effects. If they aren't
moved prior to the spell being cast, they are still
effect when the undead creatures or the dead creatures brought
back to life. This spell closes all mortal wounds, but
doesn't restore missing body parts. If the creature is lacking
body parts or organs integral for so, I eat its
head the spell automatically fails. Coming back from the dead
is an ordeal. The target takes a minus four penalty
to all attacks, saving throwers and ability checks, and every
time the target finishes along the rest of the penalty
is reduced by one until it disappears.
Speaker 1: Al Right, cool, so snow white on the ground. She's
just like trying to must rub enough strength to stand
up with the help of her stab and she just
looks at you, Meth, you just let him go. It
didn't you just let him go?
Speaker 5: I didn't send him to a very nice place. Whether
he can get out of that himself yet to be seen,
but it is. Let's just say, where we are could
be considered heaven compared to where we did.
Speaker 1: Oh oh, you dumb, dumb clusc of metal. You should
have just killed him while you had the chance. And
she starts walking her way out. She's like, go to Starova.
I don't give a shit.
Speaker 5: I you don't get to walk away.
Speaker 1: She turns around, excuse me.
Speaker 5: And then chucked my hand round her head.
Speaker 1: Oh oh you're killing her.
Speaker 5: Well, yeah, she needs to die. She's not a good person.
Speaker 1: She turns around, she's like, excuse me. Boom dead damn,
damn lady.
Speaker 4: Don't quote me on this, ladies, but I think this
one is deceased.
Speaker 1: Yeah. You hit her in the head, square in the head,
and you hear a crunch as she falls to the ground,
dead as a doornail?
Speaker 5: Does she have an ekal stuff?
Speaker 1: Have an ekal stuff? She has seven rings on her
fingers on between her two and she has seven rings, okay,
and a magical staff, of course, but the staff looks
to be nothing that special. It's the rings that are special, okay,
each rings a different color. Tama. Actually no, myth too,
can't even freed myth. I'm assuming you're picking up the rings.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, I'll like put them like in my palm
and just kind of like let the parties see them.
Speaker 1: As you're holding them in your hand, you feel.
Speaker 4: Something familiar seven for the dwarf floors in the halls
of a stone.
Speaker 1: You feel obviously these are magic, but there's life attached
these ring, a soul, something of that nature. These rings
are one swimming thing and there's seven of them. Use
that information as you will, and of course the portal
is still open behind you.
Speaker 5: Freely put your body in my bag of holding.
Speaker 1: Oh yes, you can put her back the fuck. Yeah,
you can put stone White's body or bag of holding.
She's not that tall, She's like maybe five foot at most. Okay,
just to keep Putter in your bag of holding, just because.
Speaker 5: Not just because, just in case this bitch is been
too hard to get rid of just the keith, Oh my.
Speaker 6: God, might as well just like do something to destroy
her body completely so we can't like bring her back obviously.
Speaker 1: Just make sure that she doesn't come back again. Yeah,
all right, So the portal is open. What do you do?
You're feeling magic, just powerful magic, pouring through the portal.
It almost feels like a breath of It feels like
the like when you first walk on a mountaintop, and
like it's like when you walk into a doorway and
you're on the other side a mountaintop and you feel
the fresh air. It's like that. It's just it's heavy,
but yet it feels so fucking nice.
Speaker 6: I'd say, all right, step up to the portal and
I dismiss Caspian.
Speaker 1: Okay, it's Caspian milds back into your flesh.
Speaker 4: You do this, certainly?
Speaker 5: Going in?
Speaker 1: Okay, ready for this, y'all, ready for this?
Speaker 5: Rushing over the table. Huh am I needed at this point?
Speaker 1: Are you needed at this point?
Speaker 5: Yes? Like, once you go through that, once you go
through the table portal, how much more am I needed?
Because I have to go pick up my wife.
Speaker 1: Oh give me, like, give me like five minutes and
we'll end the episode on this. I'm leaving on I'm
leaving on a cliffhanger.
Speaker 5: Okay, perfect.
Speaker 1: So as you all walk into the portal boom, you
all end up in a it looks to be nighttime,
surrounded by this magical glowing forest. As you step foot
onto the soil, you feel the magic course up through
your body, through your bodies, and you just feel the
magic in the air. It's intoxicating. And you're surrounded by
these glowing rocks that look that have like moss and
an different fun guy growing on them. They're luminescent, glowing
in the night, and it's it's feels nice to be
an and freed. Oh, it feels so wonderful. You're digging
your feet into the dirt in the grass and you're
just like, oh my god, you finally feel at home.
Speaker 6: I just I so for you, just like walks around, wait,
takes a step away for.
Speaker 4: Of course the edge of this circle right here, and
takes a deep breath.
Speaker 6: And I say, almost to my like I say out loud,
but almost to myself, is this what home feels like?
Speaker 1: And when you say that to yourself in your head,
is this what home feels like? Okay? What's come back?
Come back ship? I don't want to come back? Is
this what home feels like? Fuck? I don't know what
come back? Goddamn it? Uh what home feels like?
Speaker 4: Damn? Devin? Just go watch that video with Kim Kardashian.
Speaker 1: Shit, give me a second, a break story future ever
cut this part out? God, what would he say? What
would they say? What they say? So he's like, is
this what home feels like? Okay? Cool? As you say
that to yourself, everyone in front of you, because you're
looking away, you see somebody walk from behind one of
the rocks and this guy is fuming with magic and
he looks over to you three and he goes Freed.
You turn around, freed. Yes, it's Harbinger And he looks to
you and he has like a smile on his face
and the smile turns into a blank like almost angry.
Be sihs. You had to step foot in here, didn't you?
Speaker 4: I just shrug. Couldn't keep me away.
Speaker 1: I'm going to have to kill you, and that's what
we're gonna today's episode. Dun dun, dum.
Speaker 3: I forgot that was a plot point because I think
in a dream. Didn't he say if you come find me,
I will kill you.
Speaker 1: Or if he comes into Seroviia, he'll kill him because
there can only be one of them. Yeah, there's more
than one. They're gonna have to fight to the death.
So find out next time. Will Freed and the team
beat Harbinger or will they die? I'm very painful agonizing
death until then, find out next time. Bye, Goodbye News