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<v Speaker 1>Caalaroga Shark Media. Hey Johnny Mack with your daily comedy news.

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<v Speaker 1>Jimmy Kimmel not happy with the results of the Emmys.

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<v Speaker 1>He tweeted, the results of the Emmys were totally unfair

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<v Speaker 1>in the category of Late Nit Show to exclamation points,

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<v Speaker 1>sad rigged polls, say I won by a lot. He

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<v Speaker 1>tagged John Stewart, Stephen Colbert, and Seth Meyers on it.

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<v Speaker 1>I think I did when I was half asleep the

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<v Speaker 1>other night. Get all the winners in except the winner

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<v Speaker 1>of Outstanding Comedy Series. The nominees Abbott, Elementary, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Murders, Palm, Royal, Reservation, Dogs,

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<v Speaker 1>what we do in the Shadows, And obviously because the Bear,

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<v Speaker 1>which is not a comedy at won like almost every award,

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<v Speaker 1>surely the Bear must be the Outstanding Comedy Series, right,

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<v Speaker 1>No hacks, So let me get this right. Everybody in

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<v Speaker 1>The Bear, which is not a comedy series, was fantastic

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<v Speaker 1>and won Best Comedian, m E's, Best medic Actors and

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<v Speaker 1>all that, but overall the series is not the best.

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<v Speaker 1>How does that work? Loraine Newman was not happy with

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<v Speaker 1>The Bear. She said, every time I think about the

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<v Speaker 1>Bear being in the Comedy category for the Emmys. I

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<v Speaker 1>can feel an ulcer developing. I agree with you. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>also going to point out many things can be true

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<v Speaker 1>at the same time. Lorraine Newman's daughter is named Hannah Einbinder,

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<v Speaker 1>who stars in Hacks. Yeah, Hanna is one of those

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<v Speaker 1>low key NEPO babies. You know, if she were Hannah Newman,

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<v Speaker 1>you might be like, hey, I wonder if her mother

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<v Speaker 1>is a famous Hollywood actress. You know, use somebody else's

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<v Speaker 1>name and nobody notices. Doesn't mean you're not tented. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>just saying it's a little easier to get a better agent,

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<v Speaker 1>and if you have a better agent, you know what's

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<v Speaker 1>actually going on. And there's also a little bit of

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<v Speaker 1>like a you know, hey, fellow radio executive friend, would mind,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, giving my kid an internship. That kind of

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<v Speaker 1>stuff happens. Doesn't mean you're not good at it. But

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<v Speaker 1>let's be real, a lot of Neppo babies out there

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<v Speaker 1>right now in Hollywood. Wow, no luck for Larry David

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<v Speaker 1>and curb your enthusiasm. Curb if it is indeed over,

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<v Speaker 1>and it looks like it is has ended its run

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<v Speaker 1>as the show with the most outstanding Comedy Series nominations

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<v Speaker 1>eleven without a win. Kerb was nominated for four Emmys

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<v Speaker 1>this year, including Outstanding Comedy Series Loss Outstanding Lead Actor

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<v Speaker 1>for Larry David a Loss in the End. Kerb went

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<v Speaker 1>twelve seasons a total of fifty five Emmy nominations. They

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<v Speaker 1>won two Outstanding Single Camera Picture Editing for a Comedy

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<v Speaker 1>Series in twenty twelve and for Directing way back in

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<v Speaker 1>two thousand and three. Maya Rudolph seth Meyer's Kristen wig

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<v Speaker 1>and Bow and Yang were the presenters for the Award

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<v Speaker 1>for Outstanding Writing for a Variety Special. Before they gave

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<v Speaker 1>the award to Alex Edeman, they gave the business to

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<v Speaker 1>dear friend and mentor, Lauren Michaels, who's been nominated for

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<v Speaker 1>and lost the Emmy eighty five times. He's never won.

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<v Speaker 1>Kristen Wiggs said, Lauren, look at me. You do a value.

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<v Speaker 1>You are worthy, you or not, and have never been

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<v Speaker 1>a loser, even though you lost a lot. Maya Rudolph said,

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<v Speaker 1>each and every one of those eighty five times you lost,

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<v Speaker 1>you were rob bow and Yang said, Lauren, it gets better.

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<v Speaker 1>Just because SNL didn't work doesn't mean your next idea

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<v Speaker 1>won't keep dreaming. I like how he said Lauren, because

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<v Speaker 1>anytime I run a transcript on this podcast, anytime I

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<v Speaker 1>say Lauren, it comes up as Lauren. It often also

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<v Speaker 1>transcribes my own name as Chenny max eh e n

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<v Speaker 1>n Y Mac. John Stewart won the twenty third Emmy

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<v Speaker 1>win of his career. So was he part of this Emmy?

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like this was the year he wasn't on.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm confused anyway. He's reconsidering his future with The Daily

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<v Speaker 1>Show and said, my feeling is this election will never end,

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<v Speaker 1>so why would I leave? How could I leave? I

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<v Speaker 1>won't be allowed to leave until this election. So we're

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<v Speaker 1>all on ground to some sort of calcified nubs. We're

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<v Speaker 1>looking forward to being awful. Now. This article here says

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<v Speaker 1>the Daily Show's name best talk Series for the second

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<v Speaker 1>year in a row after Trevor Noah's final season. Last

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<v Speaker 1>night's award marked Stuart's first Emmy win in over decade.

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<v Speaker 1>But wasn't there a full year of no John Stuart?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm confused anyway. Stewart gave the acceptance speech, so I

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<v Speaker 1>guess he did win. He said, to have the opportunity

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<v Speaker 1>to work with this incredibly talented group once a week.

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<v Speaker 1>It really made my mondays, adding that Ronnie Chang, Michael Costa,

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<v Speaker 1>Jordan Klepper, and Dozzi Leidek kick ass. Michael Ian Black

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<v Speaker 1>part of Have I Got News for You on CNN.

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<v Speaker 1>I haven't had a chance to watch it yet. I'll

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<v Speaker 1>watch that on the DVR maybe tonight. Black posted a

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<v Speaker 1>note of gratitude to his sub stack a few hours

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<v Speaker 1>before filming the first episode, thinking about the fact that

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<v Speaker 1>it's been literal years since I had a steady TV

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<v Speaker 1>gig and the fact that I was ready to give

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<v Speaker 1>up entirely when this thing fell into my lap. Most

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<v Speaker 1>of us are just trying to figure out something about

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<v Speaker 1>ourselves in our world. Maybe that sounds high falutin, but

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<v Speaker 1>isn't that the nature of all art To cast our

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<v Speaker 1>line into the wide waters of the world and see

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<v Speaker 1>what we catch. Isn't that the crux of being a human?

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<v Speaker 1>He then joked how the show we'll probably be canceled

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<v Speaker 1>in six to eight weeks. Yeah, I'd love to have

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<v Speaker 1>for the same kind of culture cachet that John Stewart

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<v Speaker 1>did during the Bush years on The Daily Show. That's

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<v Speaker 1>sort of did you hear what John Stewart said, if

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<v Speaker 1>we get at some of that, I'd be thrilled. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not an activist. We'll never be an activist because I

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<v Speaker 1>don't have those kinds of organizational skills. I don't have

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<v Speaker 1>the kind of footwear where I'm going to be out

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<v Speaker 1>here marching around holding up placards and shouting this is

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<v Speaker 1>what democracy looks like. It's just not me. But I

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<v Speaker 1>do think I can make contributions the way I make contributions,

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<v Speaker 1>which is by saying dumpsty on Twitter or now on CNN.

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<v Speaker 1>Colin Joe spoke about the ferry he bought with Pete

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<v Speaker 1>David Seddon and said is absolutely the dumbest and least

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<v Speaker 1>thought it through purchase I've ever made in my life.

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<v Speaker 1>The way I justified it is for the amount of

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<v Speaker 1>money we're putting it in a buying it on just a

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<v Speaker 1>basic square footage level. If he found the right place

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<v Speaker 1>for it to be, you were essentially buying a building

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<v Speaker 1>on its side that's sixty five thousand square feets around

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<v Speaker 1>New York. That's a very good price per square foot.

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<v Speaker 1>Despite two years of renovations, it still looks like a

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<v Speaker 1>Staten Island ferry. Joe said it's possible the ferry could

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<v Speaker 1>still end up being functional as a boat. It would

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<v Speaker 1>just require a staff to run it. That he was

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<v Speaker 1>not sure that's something he wants to worry about. He joked,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sure our insurance company would love it. Maybe they'd

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<v Speaker 1>love it because it would get them out of the

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<v Speaker 1>contract because it requires a lot of people to move it.

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<v Speaker 1>At this point, the ferry has to be Doctor two.

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<v Speaker 1>The engines aren't operable, but Joe said it could be

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<v Speaker 1>operable within weeks if they wanted it to be. He

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<v Speaker 1>said he had soft floated the idea past his wife,

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<v Speaker 1>Scarlett Johansson. She was just like, wait, so you own

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<v Speaker 1>this boat now. She obviously sees the value in it,

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<v Speaker 1>but I also think she's like, it's interesting because now

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<v Speaker 1>it's becoming a defining thing for you guys and an

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<v Speaker 1>interesting thing for you guys. So you should take it

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<v Speaker 1>seriously and figure out the best version of it, because

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<v Speaker 1>for better or worse, it's gonna reflect on you. Joe said,

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<v Speaker 1>we don't care because we're comedians. Deon Cole's got a

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<v Speaker 1>Netflix special tonight or today. I don't know what time

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<v Speaker 1>do they post these things. They probably post them at midnight.

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<v Speaker 1>It's probably up now. I want you to watch it now.

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<v Speaker 1>This one is called Okay Mister Dion Cole recalls the

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<v Speaker 1>telltale signs of aging, bedroom mishaps, dating deal breakers, and more.

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<v Speaker 1>This was filmed back in May as part of the

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<v Speaker 1>Netflix As a Joke Festival. Jessica Kerson is getting a

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<v Speaker 1>special on Hulu. By the way, I saw that Hulu

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<v Speaker 1>is branding their comedy things huluius as in hilarious hilarious,

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<v Speaker 1>as I posted on threads where I'm at Daily Comedy News.

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<v Speaker 1>Did no comedians say to the Hulu executives, Dude, that

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<v Speaker 1>is really hacky? Or is the money that good? Anyway,

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<v Speaker 1>Jessica Kerson is getting a special. The premier date is

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<v Speaker 1>being kept under wraps as if it's like some big secret.

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<v Speaker 1>That to me means they're planning on signing some other

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<v Speaker 1>people and they don't where they're gonna slot Jessica yet. Like,

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<v Speaker 1>for example, if they sign I don't know, Dave Schappelle

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<v Speaker 1>and Joe Rogan, maybe they'll move Jessica's date. That's what

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<v Speaker 1>that means. In a statement, Jessica Curson said, I'm honored

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<v Speaker 1>to be part of the Disney family and that Hulu

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<v Speaker 1>has chosen a feature MYNX special as part of their

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<v Speaker 1>comedy initiative. People always ask me, is it hard to

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<v Speaker 1>be a female comedian? I always say, I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>You should ask them. Hularious kicks off in November with

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<v Speaker 1>Jim Gaffigan. They've also signed up Bill Burr, Roywood Junior,

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<v Speaker 1>Alana Glazer otsco At Coonska. They are not messing around.

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<v Speaker 1>Kathy Griffin believes for President Trump would quote pick comedians

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<v Speaker 1>off one by one if elected to another term. She

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<v Speaker 1>fears a list of personal targets, including comedians. She said,

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<v Speaker 1>He's gonna pick us off one by one like bowling pins.

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<v Speaker 1>And I'm not kidding, and I'm not being paranoid. You're

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<v Speaker 1>being paranoid. Verd Oz will host the International Emmys, which

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<v Speaker 1>apparently is a thing. Who knew they take place November

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<v Speaker 1>twenty fifth. Where would you host the International Ms? Please?

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<v Speaker 1>New York City. I mean, I guess New York City

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<v Speaker 1>is part of the world. I just thought that get

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<v Speaker 1>a little more international. Who knows Viewers says, I'm so

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<v Speaker 1>happy to be hosting the International Emmys. It's a massive,

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<v Speaker 1>prestigious night to uphold makers from across the world that

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<v Speaker 1>I believe is making the best content I know firsthand.

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<v Speaker 1>It could be life changing. And The Holly Reporter wrote

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<v Speaker 1>an article about Late Night and they spotlighted some numbers.

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<v Speaker 1>Five years ago, the Late Show finished first in total

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<v Speaker 1>viewers with three point eight one million, Jimmy Fallon had

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<v Speaker 1>two point four to four and Kimmel two point zero

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<v Speaker 1>four million. In twenty twenty three, slash twenty four, Late

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<v Speaker 1>Show was down to two point six million. Again, that

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<v Speaker 1>first number was three point eight that's a decline of

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<v Speaker 1>about thirty two percent from twenty eighteen. Kim Will moved

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<v Speaker 1>into second with one point eight two million viewers, still

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<v Speaker 1>down eleven percent. He also had a Monday night football

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<v Speaker 1>lead in once a week. Fallon down the third one

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<v Speaker 1>point four three million, losing forty one percent of its audience. Wow.

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<v Speaker 1>At twelve thirty, seth with nine hundred and eighty three

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<v Speaker 1>thousand viewers was down by about four hundred and seventy

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<v Speaker 1>thousand viewers. That's thirty two percent. Feels more like half.

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<v Speaker 1>I guess it's not. Somebody's better at math than I am.

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<v Speaker 1>After Midnight is averaging about seven hundred and thirty thousand viewers.

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<v Speaker 1>Over its first five months, Bryan Stettler reported in LA

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<v Speaker 1>magazine that James Corden's show was losing fifteen to twenty

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<v Speaker 1>million dollars per year. Yeah, that's why you don't replace that. Yikes.

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<v Speaker 1>And that's your daily comedy news for today. If you

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