WEBVTT 1 00:00:00.240 --> 00:00:03.000 My goodness is right. Hang on, I'm untangling my headphones 2 00:00:03.040 --> 00:00:07.879 because m my jerk face cats pete on my gym bag. 3 00:00:08.080 --> 00:00:11.759 Oh wow, and it's spilled out. Hang on, Okay, I 4 00:00:11.800 --> 00:00:13.720 can't hear you. She could say whatever you want about 5 00:00:13.720 --> 00:00:18.359 me and I have here we go. Oh there you are? 6 00:00:18.359 --> 00:00:23.320 Oh hey, hey, I'm sorry you're back. Would you say nothing? Nothing? 7 00:00:23.399 --> 00:00:26.199 All good stuff? Okay, how are you here with us? 8 00:00:26.480 --> 00:00:29.399 Thank you? Thank you? Did a video or went on 9 00:00:29.480 --> 00:00:32.679 TV last night WHS eleven. Yeah, and they intro intro 10 00:00:32.759 --> 00:00:35.320 to you is Louisville legend, Tony even Eddie. I think 11 00:00:35.320 --> 00:00:40.560 that's accurate. What's inaccurate about it? David? I guess the 12 00:00:40.640 --> 00:00:43.759 longer you're in a town, you've become a legend. It 13 00:00:43.960 --> 00:00:47.679 just need you know what I did, though I missed. 14 00:00:47.960 --> 00:00:51.000 They played a little couple of clips of what you know. 15 00:00:51.039 --> 00:00:54.119 I used to work for HSTV for forever. I've did 16 00:00:54.159 --> 00:00:56.960 thousands of hits for them, But I I met I 17 00:00:57.000 --> 00:00:59.079 didn't realize how many times I would high five somebody 18 00:00:59.079 --> 00:01:01.200 after interviewing them. There was like ten in a row. 19 00:01:01.320 --> 00:01:02.719 I was like, bang, I was like, did I high 20 00:01:02.719 --> 00:01:05.439 five everybody? After I interviewed everyone? Knows you as the 21 00:01:05.519 --> 00:01:08.000 high five guy. I'm the High five guy, right, that's me. 22 00:01:08.879 --> 00:01:14.000 But I did thank you, Doug Prophet. And it was Connie, 23 00:01:14.040 --> 00:01:16.879 wasn't it Connie Connie Leonard? They were great And I 24 00:01:16.959 --> 00:01:18.879 was just trying to explain, and they showed the video 25 00:01:18.920 --> 00:01:20.400 of my heart and all that stuff like that. So 26 00:01:20.519 --> 00:01:23.239 and they already got some folks that reached out and 27 00:01:23.280 --> 00:01:25.480 said this was good information. The biggest piece I think 28 00:01:25.680 --> 00:01:27.640 was it's in the shoulders. People think it starts in 29 00:01:27.680 --> 00:01:29.920 the heart, like that pressure in your heart. It actually 30 00:01:30.040 --> 00:01:32.879 is in your shoulders, like in your in your upper 31 00:01:32.920 --> 00:01:35.760 shoulders and the ball of your shoulder blades, and it's 32 00:01:35.799 --> 00:01:38.640 that's where the pain starts. That's a heart attack, that's 33 00:01:38.680 --> 00:01:41.400 that's heart issues. So just keep an eye on that, 34 00:01:41.480 --> 00:01:44.000 all right. So I just came from the Volunteers of 35 00:01:44.040 --> 00:01:48.879 America Breakfast the VOA. Yes, yes, do you know I 36 00:01:49.400 --> 00:01:53.040 am woefully uninformed about the VOA. Wasn't that a Sammy 37 00:01:53.079 --> 00:01:57.719 Hagar album title? VOA? Yeah? It might be huh no, 38 00:01:58.519 --> 00:02:05.400 d DA, that's a Van Halen. Then on arrival V 39 00:02:05.560 --> 00:02:09.599 and O nineteen eighty four v Sammy Hagar, he is 40 00:02:09.680 --> 00:02:12.240 like he's parachuting on the White House lawn. Oh cool, 41 00:02:13.000 --> 00:02:15.000 are the Capitol building? I can't really tell from here. 42 00:02:15.000 --> 00:02:18.080 That's been a lot easier to do that lately, parashooting, 43 00:02:18.159 --> 00:02:21.639 parachuting into the White House lawn. Volunteers of America. So 44 00:02:21.759 --> 00:02:24.520 the breakfast, there's twelve hundred. My buddy said, hey, we 45 00:02:24.599 --> 00:02:26.919 got three tables. You know, I got to fill some seats. 46 00:02:26.919 --> 00:02:29.000 Do you want free breakfast? Show up? I said, yeah, 47 00:02:29.159 --> 00:02:31.080 I'll see you down there. It's at the Convention Center 48 00:02:31.080 --> 00:02:33.039 a couple blocks down the road. So I see, I'll go. 49 00:02:33.439 --> 00:02:36.319 Twelve hundred people in this room. It's like crazy. The 50 00:02:36.319 --> 00:02:40.639 mayor was there, knew, police chief was there, and they 51 00:02:40.719 --> 00:02:43.159 do a lot of good Volunteers of America. So it 52 00:02:43.199 --> 00:02:46.759 was a great breakfast. Anybody involved with that boy, good 53 00:02:46.840 --> 00:02:50.240 job for sure. All Right, The hunt continues for the 54 00:02:50.319 --> 00:02:55.080 killers of the Harvest Homecoming murders. Father of the teenage 55 00:02:55.120 --> 00:02:57.919 boy shot and killed at Harvest's homecoming said, good and 56 00:02:58.039 --> 00:03:01.360 love will triumph. That is the to think about it. Yes, sure, 57 00:03:02.360 --> 00:03:04.759 Bryce Gurlock, of course is who we're talking about. We 58 00:03:04.840 --> 00:03:09.159 talked to Marty Book yesterday. Marty is mister Southern Indiana 59 00:03:09.280 --> 00:03:11.680 and he you could tell by the tone. Oh he 60 00:03:11.759 --> 00:03:17.199 was upset. Yeah, absolutely, The emotion in his voice was dramatic, 61 00:03:17.319 --> 00:03:20.560 and he said, it's not gonna let them stop this 62 00:03:20.639 --> 00:03:22.479 kind of stuff. Isn't going to stop them from having 63 00:03:22.560 --> 00:03:25.879 Harvest home coming and keep it the sort of Mayberry 64 00:03:26.039 --> 00:03:28.520 situation that it is now. The thugs will not win. 65 00:03:28.680 --> 00:03:32.560 No, they're getting some assists right now from local politicians, 66 00:03:32.560 --> 00:03:33.439 but they're not going to win. 67 00:03:33.680 --> 00:03:37.080 No. Find these guys, run them down. Put him in jail, 68 00:03:37.439 --> 00:03:39.840 all go, every single one of them. Put him in jail. 69 00:03:40.199 --> 00:03:43.240 They don't get a second chance after you kill somebody. Yes, 70 00:03:43.360 --> 00:03:45.280 Cordon is where this young man is from, and that 71 00:03:45.360 --> 00:03:48.319 community has been hit hard. I've seen interview after interview. 72 00:03:48.360 --> 00:03:50.080 This kid was very popular. He was going to play 73 00:03:50.120 --> 00:03:53.479 football at Marshall That is a Division one, pretty damn 74 00:03:53.479 --> 00:03:58.479 good football team. So Bryce stud is no longer with 75 00:03:58.120 --> 00:04:02.520 us thoughts and prayers. You know who is back? Who? 76 00:04:02.840 --> 00:04:07.240 Did you see that? Who? Who? On television? Did the 77 00:04:07.879 --> 00:04:15.120 most famous editorials? Andy Rooney? No on locally? Oh uh 78 00:04:15.400 --> 00:04:18.319 Bill Lamb. Bill Lamb is back as the GM at 79 00:04:18.439 --> 00:04:21.399 w d R. He went to l A. I thought, yes, 80 00:04:21.600 --> 00:04:25.680 and he is back. What were those editorials called it's 81 00:04:25.759 --> 00:04:28.000 driving me crazy. Now. We used to we used to 82 00:04:28.079 --> 00:04:30.720 laugh at him, or we would we played a couple 83 00:04:30.759 --> 00:04:33.120 of them because he knew how to stir it up. 84 00:04:33.240 --> 00:04:40.160 Lamb's chops. No something Bill Lamb on and and Dale tried. 85 00:04:40.959 --> 00:04:44.319 Just didn't have a great delivery the new GM. No, No, 86 00:04:44.439 --> 00:04:46.800 it's got to be organic. You can't take somebody else's 87 00:04:46.959 --> 00:04:48.839 stick and try to turn it into yours. And you 88 00:04:48.920 --> 00:04:51.439 just Bill Lamb just had it. Whatever it was like, 89 00:04:51.519 --> 00:04:55.240 he either got on your nerves point of view, and 90 00:04:55.279 --> 00:04:58.240 that's my point of view. Okay, all right, I like it. 91 00:04:58.279 --> 00:05:00.879 I like it. So Bill Lamb is back at w 92 00:05:01.199 --> 00:05:04.279 d RB, So congratulations to him. I knew that him 93 00:05:04.279 --> 00:05:05.920 and Terry had a little bit of a falling out 94 00:05:05.959 --> 00:05:08.120 a couple of years. I wonder if they're still buddies 95 00:05:08.199 --> 00:05:10.160 or not. I'm gonna have to ask Terry a little 96 00:05:10.160 --> 00:05:14.480 bit later or having back on. Welcome back, buddy, that's right. 97 00:05:15.000 --> 00:05:18.360 I think Terry had criticized one of his weather guys 98 00:05:18.399 --> 00:05:21.319 and he and Bill Aam didn't take it to heart 99 00:05:21.360 --> 00:05:27.639 too much. All right, So everyone is okay. The audio 100 00:05:27.959 --> 00:05:30.120 is out now for the plane crash in Saint Matthew's 101 00:05:30.120 --> 00:05:33.439 it's not too much of it. They just plane malfunction. 102 00:05:34.199 --> 00:05:35.399 I lost power. It's it. 103 00:05:36.120 --> 00:05:37.839 If you're high up in a small plane, you've got 104 00:05:37.879 --> 00:05:40.000 time to glide down. But when you're low yep, not 105 00:05:40.120 --> 00:05:40.600 much time. 106 00:05:40.759 --> 00:05:44.399 Yep. New numbers are in about vaping. And guess who 107 00:05:44.480 --> 00:05:48.160 leads the country in young people vaping. It's either Kentucky 108 00:05:48.240 --> 00:05:52.000 or Mississippi. Kentucky, where's my dingy ding ding ding? Thank you? 109 00:05:52.000 --> 00:05:56.120 You get the winner in Mississippi. Who else? Who else? 110 00:05:56.680 --> 00:05:59.600 Alls I have is numbers? Alls? I have numbers for Kentucky. 111 00:05:59.600 --> 00:06:01.480 That was the lead story a couple of days ago. 112 00:06:01.600 --> 00:06:04.759 Young people in Kentucky vape at a higher rate than 113 00:06:04.839 --> 00:06:08.000 any other state in the country. That's why u of 114 00:06:08.160 --> 00:06:11.959 L University of Louisville Hospital received I'm sorry, University of 115 00:06:11.959 --> 00:06:15.639 Louisville received three point six million dollars to study the 116 00:06:15.680 --> 00:06:19.360 effects of the flavored chemicals in the vapes. Now, you 117 00:06:19.439 --> 00:06:21.920 can dial up your own nicotine level, right, so you 118 00:06:21.920 --> 00:06:23.720 can keep dialing it up and up and up, which 119 00:06:23.720 --> 00:06:26.879 makes it more addictive, possibly than standard cigarettes. And let 120 00:06:26.920 --> 00:06:29.600 me tell you it is not. It is not a 121 00:06:29.720 --> 00:06:34.240 cheap habit. Okay, it's not a cheap habit. Those little 122 00:06:34.360 --> 00:06:37.920 vials are very expensive. They're twenty something bucks of pop 123 00:06:38.720 --> 00:06:41.439 and some people, Now, people don't There are a lot 124 00:06:41.480 --> 00:06:44.120 of vapors that don't care where they are when they're vaping, 125 00:06:44.560 --> 00:06:49.360 and they're just like, it's vape, it's not real cigarette smoke. 126 00:06:49.639 --> 00:06:53.600 So they're gonna quit vaping because actual cigarettes are cheaper 127 00:06:53.639 --> 00:07:00.519 and better for you. Big Tobacco's behind vaping, driving back 128 00:07:00.560 --> 00:07:05.600 to cigarettes. Ooh oh, speaking of trends and dangerous trends, 129 00:07:05.639 --> 00:07:08.360 you're gonna like Tuesday's tool next hour. 130 00:07:09.000 --> 00:07:11.759 I can't have to do with well, you'll see. But 131 00:07:12.000 --> 00:07:14.439 there's another dangerous diet trend out there. 132 00:07:14.959 --> 00:07:18.199 Well, oh, okay, on the dark web. Not sure where 133 00:07:18.240 --> 00:07:20.600 the dark web is? Okay, is it like just dot 134 00:07:20.680 --> 00:07:22.560 dark or something? Yes, I'm not sure what it is. 135 00:07:23.120 --> 00:07:27.279 People are buying h tapeworm egg pills. 136 00:07:27.319 --> 00:07:30.759 Stop it no stop stop no, no no. 137 00:07:30.879 --> 00:07:34.279 The eggs of tapeworms, which can grow up to thirty 138 00:07:34.319 --> 00:07:37.360 feet long in the gut and cause weight loss by 139 00:07:37.360 --> 00:07:40.800 eating food inside the body. Don't they then poop it 140 00:07:40.839 --> 00:07:42.240 out and then you poop out their poop. 141 00:07:42.399 --> 00:07:42.560 No. 142 00:07:42.639 --> 00:07:45.439 I Well, there was a woman struggling to lose weight 143 00:07:45.560 --> 00:07:48.160 through diet and exercise. She came across an ad on 144 00:07:48.199 --> 00:07:50.240 the dark web what you do in their hunt for 145 00:07:50.360 --> 00:07:53.680 tapeworm pills. She took two capsules and saw some weight loss, 146 00:07:54.120 --> 00:07:56.839 but then the cramps and the bloating started. She passed out, 147 00:07:57.240 --> 00:07:59.920 had severe headaches. Finally went to the hospital. Didn't tell 148 00:08:00.079 --> 00:08:04.680 the doctors about the tapeworms. She ingested two different types. 149 00:08:04.759 --> 00:08:08.639 One had traveled outside of her gut and caused brain lesions. 150 00:08:10.319 --> 00:08:14.920 Uh didn't they used to a person bump on the 151 00:08:15.079 --> 00:08:21.439 brain lesions? There you go, all right? She survived? I 152 00:08:21.480 --> 00:08:24.160 think did they not? Used to get rid of the tapeworms? 153 00:08:24.199 --> 00:08:27.600 They would put food outside your butt? O oh no, oh, 154 00:08:27.680 --> 00:08:30.120 your face something like that. They would put food outside 155 00:08:30.120 --> 00:08:32.240 your butt and then the things would crawl out to 156 00:08:32.279 --> 00:08:35.399 go get the food. I'm not sure or or maybe 157 00:08:35.519 --> 00:08:38.519 or maybe you drank something and then kill it and 158 00:08:38.559 --> 00:08:41.799 then and then no, I thought they would crawl out. 159 00:08:42.279 --> 00:08:45.679 Oh oh boy. Oh, anyway, tapeworm pills are out there. 160 00:08:46.159 --> 00:08:48.919 People are like, what what what agent world history would 161 00:08:48.919 --> 00:08:51.240 you like to live the one where tapeworms aren't a thing. Well, 162 00:08:51.240 --> 00:08:53.159 they had jars of them and you would actually swallow 163 00:08:53.200 --> 00:09:03.559 them while they were alive. No, yeah, while they were alive. Hey, honey, yes, 164 00:09:04.679 --> 00:09:07.600 can you stop on the way back from work? Yeah? 165 00:09:07.639 --> 00:09:10.559 For what? Can you get a jar of leeches and 166 00:09:10.639 --> 00:09:11.440 some tapeworms. 167 00:09:11.480 --> 00:09:12.759 I want to look I want to look good in 168 00:09:12.799 --> 00:09:14.759 the bathing suit for Cabo feeling. 169 00:09:14.799 --> 00:09:17.159 Will just get a jar? Just I mean, sure, what 170 00:09:17.240 --> 00:09:21.159 kind of leeches? Do what I ask? Please? I'm sick, 171 00:09:21.200 --> 00:09:25.840 I feel sick. Then they put leeches on their bodies. Yes, 172 00:09:27.000 --> 00:09:28.080 it feels so much better. 173 00:09:28.279 --> 00:09:33.159 Hm. Wow, people do these little callous removal things where 174 00:09:33.159 --> 00:09:34.480 fish like eat your feet. 175 00:09:34.240 --> 00:09:36.679 And there's always one, you know, there's you know, there's 176 00:09:36.720 --> 00:09:38.840 a person back then who we're like, don't don't get 177 00:09:38.840 --> 00:09:41.360 your leeches from them, that's right, No, no, no, I 178 00:09:41.399 --> 00:09:43.960 got my leach guy. No, no, no, he's the best 179 00:09:43.960 --> 00:09:47.240 discount leeches and he's no, don't get don't go cheap 180 00:09:47.279 --> 00:09:50.080 on the leaches. Dude. They're spelled like tom leeching. My god, 181 00:09:50.799 --> 00:09:53.240 I will tell you it again. If just don't tell anybody, right, 182 00:09:53.279 --> 00:09:55.720 I don't want to get the secret out. It's always 183 00:09:55.759 --> 00:09:59.960 that guy. Leeches and worms, yeah, I don't want that. 184 00:10:01.039 --> 00:10:04.360 Or they just blooded, they were they blood letting. They 185 00:10:04.440 --> 00:10:07.679 just they just cut you. Yes, they would drain all 186 00:10:07.679 --> 00:10:10.919 the bad stuff out. They thought, Yeah, oh boy, I 187 00:10:11.000 --> 00:10:14.879 wonder what well today? Like I've always asked, what will 188 00:10:15.000 --> 00:10:18.879 today's therapies be in one hundred years? Like you used 189 00:10:18.879 --> 00:10:19.679 to do you know what. 190 00:10:19.720 --> 00:10:22.879 You forgot or you were gone last week? What Kim 191 00:10:22.919 --> 00:10:26.440 Kardashian's doing it? Other celebrities you ready for this? Yeah, 192 00:10:26.559 --> 00:10:30.279 to help with their skin and moisture and all that. Yeah, 193 00:10:30.320 --> 00:10:31.919 salmon sperm facials? 194 00:10:32.080 --> 00:10:36.600 No, yep, no salmon sperm. Salmon sperm? You're making that up. 195 00:10:36.679 --> 00:10:39.559 I am not. How do we know what salmon sperm? 196 00:10:39.679 --> 00:10:40.120 I don't know. 197 00:10:40.120 --> 00:10:45.440 It probably smells kind of fishy. And how how small 198 00:10:45.480 --> 00:10:53.639 are the fingers? So that's the thing I would think today. 199 00:10:53.679 --> 00:10:55.919 I think he thought of that first. Who was the 200 00:10:55.919 --> 00:10:58.200 first one that's you know, get there's all kinds of 201 00:10:58.240 --> 00:10:59.480 moisturizers on the market. 202 00:10:59.720 --> 00:11:04.639 Hey wait, I wonder I think I think people howe 203 00:11:05.919 --> 00:11:08.799 with something like what skin feels better? I bet you 204 00:11:08.840 --> 00:11:14.639 can't get people to put sperm on their face for moisturize, 205 00:11:14.679 --> 00:11:19.080 well for fifty bucks for moisturizer. Oh and and Kim 206 00:11:19.159 --> 00:11:23.519 Kardashian's like, I'll take that challenge. And then she's not 207 00:11:23.559 --> 00:11:26.399 cooking for her kids. No, so she's got time. No. 208 00:11:27.039 --> 00:11:31.039 I think today's therapies and health therapies will be by far. 209 00:11:32.039 --> 00:11:35.759 I think radiation therapy for cancer will be one hundred 210 00:11:35.799 --> 00:11:38.200 years from now going. You used to kill the people 211 00:11:38.279 --> 00:11:40.840 to save them, right, Yeah, yeah, that's what we used 212 00:11:40.879 --> 00:11:43.480 to do. Yeah. Well what you used to used to 213 00:11:45.000 --> 00:11:49.120 what you purposely put it in their bloodstream? Yeah, yeah, 214 00:11:49.320 --> 00:11:51.679 to kill the cancer, kill the bad stuff so you 215 00:11:51.679 --> 00:11:54.519 can recover hopefully what also killed everything else in your body. 216 00:11:54.600 --> 00:11:59.000 Yeah yeah, side affection. And by the way, we we 217 00:11:59.039 --> 00:12:03.240 have found places ways to combat some of the blood cancers. 218 00:12:03.360 --> 00:12:09.240 We've done a fantastic job with that cancer. Yeah, leukemia 219 00:12:09.279 --> 00:12:13.440 lymphoma almost is a ninety percent recovery rate. But everything 220 00:12:13.440 --> 00:12:19.440 else radiation therapy is is what it's fifty years old, 221 00:12:19.480 --> 00:12:23.480 sixty years old, we're still using it. It's crazy. Okay. 222 00:12:23.519 --> 00:12:26.879 So yesterday's joke of the day, I think what saved 223 00:12:26.879 --> 00:12:29.759 you was that Dwight has had some stinkers. Oh thanks, 224 00:12:29.919 --> 00:12:35.320 So it's in, you know, in comparison, So in comparison, yes, 225 00:12:35.480 --> 00:12:37.679 and it was shorter. I know you love the jokes 226 00:12:37.720 --> 00:12:40.919 by Tolstoy, but no, I do not the long jokes. 227 00:12:40.960 --> 00:12:44.200 I'm just like, oh, please wrap it up, dude. So 228 00:12:44.360 --> 00:12:48.000 do you have one today? I do? Okay. Plus I 229 00:12:48.039 --> 00:12:50.440 have a story from the UK that you will enjoy. 230 00:12:51.080 --> 00:12:53.360 I saw that one which one the bald. If you 231 00:12:53.399 --> 00:12:56.559 call a man bald, it's sexual harassment, right, okay. I 232 00:12:56.639 --> 00:12:59.200 go to I wear baseball caps Louisville dot Com. I 233 00:12:59.240 --> 00:13:01.759 think you look fan tastic yesterday without the cap. Oh, 234 00:13:01.840 --> 00:13:04.000 thank you. I think you really did. And I'll know 235 00:13:04.000 --> 00:13:05.399 why you wear it all the time. Why are you 236 00:13:05.440 --> 00:13:07.480 wearing it? It all depends because it's like a fuzzy 237 00:13:07.519 --> 00:13:09.960 duckling up there. Get it. It just depends how it's laying. 238 00:13:10.120 --> 00:13:12.879 I got it. It's laying. Well, yes, then I'll see 239 00:13:12.879 --> 00:13:14.679 you know what. I can go hatless, yes, okay. And 240 00:13:14.720 --> 00:13:16.559 there's no tall people. I get it. I get it. 241 00:13:16.600 --> 00:13:18.759 I'm you know. I'm with you. All right, give you 242 00:13:18.799 --> 00:13:24.120 the joke of the day. Joke to your hey, Tony Dave. 243 00:13:25.039 --> 00:13:28.120 All right, this is not as short as yesterday night 244 00:13:28.120 --> 00:13:33.360 as long. So Andy walks to school every day, usually 245 00:13:33.360 --> 00:13:33.919 with his mom. 246 00:13:34.440 --> 00:13:37.799 Okay, even better, they'll pass the house next door and 247 00:13:37.879 --> 00:13:40.720 the young doberman starts imber barking at him, though, is 248 00:13:40.759 --> 00:13:43.720 a doberman. Keep on a walk, and then there's a 249 00:13:43.759 --> 00:13:47.120 small terrier. 250 00:13:47.200 --> 00:13:48.159 Yeah, it was yapping. 251 00:13:48.639 --> 00:13:52.519 Then a couple of houses down, three poodles yapping at him. 252 00:13:54.399 --> 00:13:59.200 Where Andy hates dogs. Oh, gets more and more nervous 253 00:13:59.200 --> 00:14:02.879 about going to school each day. To make Andy feel better, 254 00:14:02.919 --> 00:14:04.679 as Dad decided to check it out and walk him 255 00:14:04.679 --> 00:14:05.120 to school. 256 00:14:05.159 --> 00:14:06.759 Okay, good dad, good father. 257 00:14:06.919 --> 00:14:10.000 Walking up to the doberman's house, Andy's a little nervous. 258 00:14:10.639 --> 00:14:14.080 It lies down and stairs at him. They keep on walking. 259 00:14:14.120 --> 00:14:16.919 There's that terrier, the y happy one just sits in 260 00:14:16.960 --> 00:14:19.879 his kennel in waves at him, says hey, Andy, huh. 261 00:14:19.919 --> 00:14:22.759 Then they get to the house on the corner. The poodles, Yeah, 262 00:14:22.799 --> 00:14:26.679 minding their own business. Dad was there. 263 00:14:26.840 --> 00:14:29.679 That's what Andy said, Dad, how'd you do it? Dad said, 264 00:14:29.679 --> 00:14:34.919 It's easy, son, I'm wearing my hush puppies, damn it. 265 00:14:37.720 --> 00:14:43.720 Okay, not bad, No, it's not bad. You got a 266 00:14:43.720 --> 00:14:46.720 little giggle out of me. But it's so goofy of 267 00:14:46.759 --> 00:14:48.840 course it is all right, Dad. Is your joke of 268 00:14:48.840 --> 00:14:52.120 the day. October fifteenth, just three weeks to the election, 269 00:14:52.840 --> 00:14:55.720 on news Radio eight forty whas back after this Dwight. 270 00:14:55.720 --> 00:14:58.840 He's on vacation. You're stuck with Dave and Tony back 271 00:14:58.879 --> 00:15:01.440 after this. He likes it. You tell him how's Cabo 272 00:15:01.919 --> 00:15:05.399 this week? Yeah? Text Teham or send a little tweet going, hey, Cobo, 273 00:15:05.480 --> 00:15:07.600 I know you there every week every year at this time. 274 00:15:07.840 --> 00:15:11.480 I got an ahole lol. A little hit from the 275 00:15:11.519 --> 00:15:15.679 eighties here Chris de Burgh's birthday. He did the lady 276 00:15:15.720 --> 00:15:18.919 in red. Oh cool, this is don't pay the Tony Man. 277 00:15:19.799 --> 00:15:22.200 What oh I mean sorry, don't pay the ferry man. 278 00:15:22.440 --> 00:15:26.960 Oh dude, this is so eighties I can hear. Oh 279 00:15:27.000 --> 00:15:29.159 I know, and he's seventy six. How old does that 280 00:15:29.159 --> 00:15:32.440 make you feel? Man? From Johnny in the News. They 281 00:15:32.440 --> 00:15:36.519 are also using maggots these days with some burn patients 282 00:15:36.559 --> 00:15:39.440 because it's less painful. Oh hey, get rid of the 283 00:15:39.440 --> 00:15:44.679 burned flesh. I've seen that in some period pieces, especially 284 00:15:44.840 --> 00:15:51.879 Native America Lagoon, no different kind of period piece, but 285 00:15:51.960 --> 00:15:55.399 they would use like the Native Americans to put indigenous people. 286 00:15:55.399 --> 00:15:58.720 They would put him maggots on the on the wound, 287 00:15:59.360 --> 00:16:10.639 clean it up like well, if it works, okay. By 288 00:16:10.639 --> 00:16:12.519 the way, there's been a lot of studies these days 289 00:16:12.519 --> 00:16:15.759 that somebody like we're trying to do. They're trying to 290 00:16:15.799 --> 00:16:19.120 debunk the fact that the Native Americans were so peaceful 291 00:16:19.919 --> 00:16:23.440 and they you know, because everything is they never killed anything, 292 00:16:23.440 --> 00:16:27.159 they never ate, they would use every part of the. 293 00:16:26.639 --> 00:16:30.200 They were always fighting each other. Yeah, they were fighting us. 294 00:16:30.919 --> 00:16:34.559 Yes, Like the image that this is the most tranquil 295 00:16:35.240 --> 00:16:39.720 society on Earth's history is like, yes, not true. Yes, Tony, 296 00:16:40.519 --> 00:16:42.879 we ate every part of the buffalo. No, you didn't. 297 00:16:43.039 --> 00:16:46.039 And we never raised our voices and anger against our 298 00:16:46.080 --> 00:16:50.320 fellow No, no, no, So I think that's Look, I know 299 00:16:50.399 --> 00:16:58.200 one thing about history. It's wrong, mostly mostly mostly wrong. 300 00:16:58.279 --> 00:17:02.000 It's wrong. So we've got a lot of things to 301 00:17:02.039 --> 00:17:05.000 get to. How often do people fall off cruise ships? 302 00:17:05.039 --> 00:17:06.880 We have that story a little bit later. That seems 303 00:17:06.880 --> 00:17:10.960 to be an epidemic. Uh the the you know, I 304 00:17:11.079 --> 00:17:13.240 never heard about it before. Now it's like five a year, 305 00:17:13.359 --> 00:17:17.400 it seems all the time. I think it's all social media. 306 00:17:17.680 --> 00:17:20.160 I think I think people are trying to jack around 307 00:17:20.160 --> 00:17:22.440 and do little social media videos and they oh, this 308 00:17:22.480 --> 00:17:24.400 will go viral and the next thing, you know, slip 309 00:17:24.440 --> 00:17:27.720 bone bank or hey honey, maybe one romantic cruise though, 310 00:17:28.599 --> 00:17:31.240 resume the spark in our relationship R Hey, look, lean 311 00:17:31.240 --> 00:17:33.680 over just a little bit. There's a whale. Yeah, whoop. 312 00:17:35.240 --> 00:17:39.160 And those little the glass little uh things that the 313 00:17:39.200 --> 00:17:43.519 partitions there are not they're not tall. No, so if 314 00:17:43.519 --> 00:17:45.359 you lean over that thing, you can if you give 315 00:17:45.400 --> 00:17:49.119 a little push. Well there was that sad store remember 316 00:17:49.160 --> 00:17:51.880 locally of a child that fell out Oh no, out 317 00:17:51.920 --> 00:17:55.200 the window. Yes, yeah, yeah, well the grandfather. I never 318 00:17:55.279 --> 00:17:58.359 understood why the grandfather was vilified for that. Like he 319 00:17:58.519 --> 00:18:01.519 just held you. You're not thinking about anything. It's just 320 00:18:02.160 --> 00:18:05.559 you know, the windows not locked. No, I know, like 321 00:18:05.640 --> 00:18:07.759 he pushed the window when it opened. He's just like 322 00:18:07.880 --> 00:18:12.480 it's I never just got a text, amen brother from 323 00:18:12.599 --> 00:18:18.519 Eric Clapton. What amen? Brother from Eric Clapton? Yeah, his 324 00:18:18.599 --> 00:18:21.240 kid fell out the window to Tony, Oh damn it. 325 00:18:22.079 --> 00:18:25.079 Take a dollar out okay back after this news radio 326 00:18:25.200 --> 00:18:28.880 an extra dollar for the explanation. W ag fifty cents 327 00:18:31.200 --> 00:18:40.200 mm hmmm, little DJ Jazz jeff In the first Prince parenting. 328 00:18:40.799 --> 00:18:42.799 Oh yeah, I've got a good one. It's not easy 329 00:18:44.160 --> 00:18:48.519 found a list. It's on Quora. I've never really gone there. 330 00:18:48.519 --> 00:18:50.880 This was through Yahoo. 331 00:18:51.279 --> 00:18:55.799 People share the most over the top helicopter parent stories 332 00:18:55.799 --> 00:18:57.000 they've ever encountered. 333 00:18:57.039 --> 00:19:00.359 Oh boy, I've seen plenty, but I bet it's list 334 00:19:00.440 --> 00:19:03.680 is as crazy as some things on this list will be, 335 00:19:04.400 --> 00:19:08.039 they will be true. This first one is epic. When 336 00:19:08.039 --> 00:19:10.519 my sister had her first baby, she was over the moon, 337 00:19:10.599 --> 00:19:13.440 which is reasonable. My mom told me that all new 338 00:19:13.480 --> 00:19:16.279 moms are allowed about six weeks of new parent mania, 339 00:19:16.680 --> 00:19:19.039 meaning don't scrutinize too much or still trying to figure 340 00:19:19.079 --> 00:19:21.359 it out. So for the first few months we let 341 00:19:21.400 --> 00:19:24.119 a lot of weird things slide, like not being allowed 342 00:19:24.160 --> 00:19:27.559 to hold the baby, make direct eye contact, be too 343 00:19:27.680 --> 00:19:32.000 loud it be too loud, or sneeze. These rules also 344 00:19:32.079 --> 00:19:37.000 applied to her husband, and it got worse. During Christmas 345 00:19:37.000 --> 00:19:39.119 and birthdays. We had to give any gifts for the 346 00:19:39.200 --> 00:19:42.759 kid to her mom, who would open them, check the price, 347 00:19:43.240 --> 00:19:45.279 and then decide if she would give them to her kid. 348 00:19:45.400 --> 00:19:47.720 Oh boy, if she didn't, you had to give her 349 00:19:47.759 --> 00:19:50.000 the receipt. She would keep the money and you still 350 00:19:50.039 --> 00:19:52.079 had to buy a better gift. Okay, wait a minute, 351 00:19:52.079 --> 00:19:54.559 we got to go back. Go back to the first 352 00:19:54.559 --> 00:19:58.000 part with the I know ye contact with no contact. 353 00:19:58.240 --> 00:20:01.000 I mean, come on, dude, you're even look you don't 354 00:20:01.079 --> 00:20:04.640 look at it, don't touch it. Don't touch it, don't 355 00:20:04.680 --> 00:20:07.319 look at it. I've never played it. I mean, wait, 356 00:20:07.920 --> 00:20:11.200 you buried the leads? Yeah it did. Oh there are 357 00:20:11.200 --> 00:20:13.920 lots of leads. Oh my god. When she had her 358 00:20:13.920 --> 00:20:15.160 second child, it got worse. 359 00:20:15.359 --> 00:20:18.119 No w We not only weren't allowed to look at 360 00:20:18.279 --> 00:20:20.960 or touch the baby, but we had to buy identical 361 00:20:21.000 --> 00:20:23.160 gifts for both kids, even though they were four years 362 00:20:23.160 --> 00:20:26.279 apart in age. If it was the older kid's birthday, 363 00:20:26.279 --> 00:20:27.880 we still had to buy the little one a gift 364 00:20:27.920 --> 00:20:31.160 because she gets jealous. When my sister went back to work, 365 00:20:31.200 --> 00:20:33.000 she tried to give the daycare a list of rules 366 00:20:33.079 --> 00:20:36.359 she expected them to follow. Oh boy, including never separating 367 00:20:36.400 --> 00:20:40.200 them even though they were four years apart. No daycare 368 00:20:40.240 --> 00:20:42.480 would deal with this, so she stayed at home for years. 369 00:20:43.079 --> 00:20:45.079 When the kids were old enough to be together in 370 00:20:45.119 --> 00:20:48.400 the after school program, my sister bought, saying they'd be 371 00:20:48.599 --> 00:20:51.720 terrified if she weren't with them. Now they're twenty two 372 00:20:51.799 --> 00:20:55.079 and eighteen. They still dress alike and have their hairstyled 373 00:20:55.079 --> 00:21:01.160 the exact same way. I've still never touched them and 374 00:21:01.240 --> 00:21:03.799 the younger. At the younger ones graduation, I was only 375 00:21:03.839 --> 00:21:07.319 allowed to wave at her. My sister and sist the 376 00:21:07.319 --> 00:21:09.279 girls want it this way, but I don't believe that. 377 00:21:09.319 --> 00:21:11.640 I try to text them, but all of their text 378 00:21:11.680 --> 00:21:14.599 emails on social media accounts are first read by mom 379 00:21:15.079 --> 00:21:17.160 who answers on their behalf. 380 00:21:17.480 --> 00:21:21.359 Oh boy, okay, so you know what kind of girl 381 00:21:21.400 --> 00:21:26.160 that ends up being? O ho ho ho. So again, 382 00:21:26.640 --> 00:21:29.359 that's all going to come back on her because when 383 00:21:29.440 --> 00:21:31.920 they get in the real world and they realize how 384 00:21:31.960 --> 00:21:35.200 screwed up mom, how Mom screwed you up, They're just 385 00:21:35.240 --> 00:21:37.759 going to take it out on you. I still I 386 00:21:37.839 --> 00:21:41.240 remember the first time in the early or in the 387 00:21:41.279 --> 00:21:44.480 mid nineties, when hand sanitizer was a thing, right, yep, 388 00:21:45.599 --> 00:21:49.039 beyond belief. Everybody listening that's under a certain age. There 389 00:21:49.119 --> 00:21:51.839 was a time when there was no hand sanitizer, okay, 390 00:21:52.119 --> 00:21:52.920 and we just. 391 00:21:52.839 --> 00:21:56.359 Shook hands and we handled money and licked our fingers. 392 00:21:56.519 --> 00:21:58.799 We thought less of a mother. When we went to 393 00:21:58.839 --> 00:22:01.079 the hospital was a friend of ours that had a baby, 394 00:22:01.559 --> 00:22:04.359 and she was just like stop and she was like, here, here, 395 00:22:04.640 --> 00:22:07.000 hand sanitized before you touch the baby. And we were 396 00:22:07.039 --> 00:22:09.079 all like we when we left, we were laughing. She 397 00:22:09.160 --> 00:22:11.000 was like we were like she freaked out. 398 00:22:11.119 --> 00:22:13.400 You wonder why there are so many allergies because kids 399 00:22:13.440 --> 00:22:14.920 aren't exposed to anything. 400 00:22:15.039 --> 00:22:17.160 Yeah, so I was. We we made fun of her 401 00:22:17.200 --> 00:22:20.440