Speaker 1: My goodness is right. Hang on, I'm untangling my headphones
Speaker 1: because m my jerk face cats pete on my gym bag.
Speaker 1: Oh wow, and it's spilled out. Hang on, Okay, I
Speaker 1: can't hear you. She could say whatever you want about
Speaker 1: me and I have here we go. Oh there you are?
Speaker 1: Oh hey, hey, I'm sorry you're back. Would you say nothing? Nothing?
Speaker 1: All good stuff? Okay, how are you here with us?
Speaker 1: Thank you? Thank you? Did a video or went on
Speaker 1: TV last night WHS eleven. Yeah, and they intro intro
Speaker 1: to you is Louisville legend, Tony even Eddie. I think
Speaker 1: that's accurate. What's inaccurate about it? David? I guess the
Speaker 1: longer you're in a town, you've become a legend. It
Speaker 1: just need you know what I did, though I missed.
Speaker 1: They played a little couple of clips of what you know.
Speaker 1: I used to work for HSTV for forever. I've did
Speaker 1: thousands of hits for them, But I I met I
Speaker 1: didn't realize how many times I would high five somebody
Speaker 1: after interviewing them. There was like ten in a row.
Speaker 1: I was like, bang, I was like, did I high
Speaker 1: five everybody? After I interviewed everyone? Knows you as the
Speaker 1: high five guy. I'm the High five guy, right, that's me.
Speaker 1: But I did thank you, Doug Prophet. And it was Connie,
Speaker 1: wasn't it Connie Connie Leonard? They were great And I
Speaker 1: was just trying to explain, and they showed the video
Speaker 1: of my heart and all that stuff like that. So
Speaker 1: and they already got some folks that reached out and
Speaker 1: said this was good information. The biggest piece I think
Speaker 1: was it's in the shoulders. People think it starts in
Speaker 1: the heart, like that pressure in your heart. It actually
Speaker 1: is in your shoulders, like in your in your upper
Speaker 1: shoulders and the ball of your shoulder blades, and it's
Speaker 1: that's where the pain starts. That's a heart attack, that's
Speaker 1: that's heart issues. So just keep an eye on that,
Speaker 1: all right. So I just came from the Volunteers of
Speaker 1: America Breakfast the VOA. Yes, yes, do you know I
Speaker 1: am woefully uninformed about the VOA. Wasn't that a Sammy
Speaker 1: Hagar album title? VOA? Yeah? It might be huh no,
Speaker 1: d DA, that's a Van Halen. Then on arrival V
Speaker 1: and O nineteen eighty four v Sammy Hagar, he is
Speaker 1: like he's parachuting on the White House lawn. Oh cool,
Speaker 1: are the Capitol building? I can't really tell from here.
Speaker 1: That's been a lot easier to do that lately, parashooting,
Speaker 1: parachuting into the White House lawn. Volunteers of America. So
Speaker 1: the breakfast, there's twelve hundred. My buddy said, hey, we
Speaker 1: got three tables. You know, I got to fill some seats.
Speaker 1: Do you want free breakfast? Show up? I said, yeah,
Speaker 1: I'll see you down there. It's at the Convention Center
Speaker 1: a couple blocks down the road. So I see, I'll go.
Speaker 1: Twelve hundred people in this room. It's like crazy. The
Speaker 1: mayor was there, knew, police chief was there, and they
Speaker 1: do a lot of good Volunteers of America. So it
Speaker 1: was a great breakfast. Anybody involved with that boy, good
Speaker 1: job for sure. All Right, The hunt continues for the
Speaker 1: killers of the Harvest Homecoming murders. Father of the teenage
Speaker 1: boy shot and killed at Harvest's homecoming said, good and
Speaker 1: love will triumph. That is the to think about it. Yes, sure,
Speaker 1: Bryce Gurlock, of course is who we're talking about. We
Speaker 1: talked to Marty Book yesterday. Marty is mister Southern Indiana
Speaker 1: and he you could tell by the tone. Oh he
Speaker 1: was upset. Yeah, absolutely, The emotion in his voice was dramatic,
Speaker 1: and he said, it's not gonna let them stop this
Speaker 1: kind of stuff. Isn't going to stop them from having
Speaker 1: Harvest home coming and keep it the sort of Mayberry
Speaker 1: situation that it is now. The thugs will not win.
Speaker 2: No, they're getting some assists right now from local politicians,
Speaker 2: but they're not going to win.
Speaker 1: No. Find these guys, run them down. Put him in jail,
Speaker 1: all go, every single one of them. Put him in jail.
Speaker 1: They don't get a second chance after you kill somebody. Yes,
Speaker 1: Cordon is where this young man is from, and that
Speaker 1: community has been hit hard. I've seen interview after interview.
Speaker 1: This kid was very popular. He was going to play
Speaker 1: football at Marshall That is a Division one, pretty damn
Speaker 1: good football team. So Bryce stud is no longer with
Speaker 1: us thoughts and prayers. You know who is back? Who?
Speaker 1: Did you see that? Who? Who? On television? Did the
Speaker 1: most famous editorials? Andy Rooney? No on locally? Oh uh
Speaker 1: Bill Lamb. Bill Lamb is back as the GM at
Speaker 1: w d R. He went to l A. I thought, yes,
Speaker 1: and he is back. What were those editorials called it's
Speaker 1: driving me crazy. Now. We used to we used to
Speaker 1: laugh at him, or we would we played a couple
Speaker 1: of them because he knew how to stir it up.
Speaker 1: Lamb's chops. No something Bill Lamb on and and Dale tried.
Speaker 1: Just didn't have a great delivery the new GM. No, No,
Speaker 1: it's got to be organic. You can't take somebody else's
Speaker 1: stick and try to turn it into yours. And you
Speaker 1: just Bill Lamb just had it. Whatever it was like,
Speaker 1: he either got on your nerves point of view, and
Speaker 1: that's my point of view. Okay, all right, I like it.
Speaker 1: I like it. So Bill Lamb is back at w
Speaker 1: d RB, So congratulations to him. I knew that him
Speaker 1: and Terry had a little bit of a falling out
Speaker 1: a couple of years. I wonder if they're still buddies
Speaker 1: or not. I'm gonna have to ask Terry a little
Speaker 1: bit later or having back on. Welcome back, buddy, that's right.
Speaker 1: I think Terry had criticized one of his weather guys
Speaker 1: and he and Bill Aam didn't take it to heart
Speaker 1: too much. All right, So everyone is okay. The audio
Speaker 1: is out now for the plane crash in Saint Matthew's
Speaker 1: it's not too much of it. They just plane malfunction.
Speaker 1: I lost power. It's it.
Speaker 2: If you're high up in a small plane, you've got
Speaker 2: time to glide down. But when you're low yep, not
Speaker 2: much time.
Speaker 1: Yep. New numbers are in about vaping. And guess who
Speaker 1: leads the country in young people vaping. It's either Kentucky
Speaker 1: or Mississippi. Kentucky, where's my dingy ding ding ding? Thank you?
Speaker 1: You get the winner in Mississippi. Who else? Who else?
Speaker 1: Alls I have is numbers? Alls? I have numbers for Kentucky.
Speaker 1: That was the lead story a couple of days ago.
Speaker 1: Young people in Kentucky vape at a higher rate than
Speaker 1: any other state in the country. That's why u of
Speaker 1: L University of Louisville Hospital received I'm sorry, University of
Speaker 1: Louisville received three point six million dollars to study the
Speaker 1: effects of the flavored chemicals in the vapes. Now, you
Speaker 1: can dial up your own nicotine level, right, so you
Speaker 1: can keep dialing it up and up and up, which
Speaker 1: makes it more addictive, possibly than standard cigarettes. And let
Speaker 1: me tell you it is not. It is not a
Speaker 1: cheap habit. Okay, it's not a cheap habit. Those little
Speaker 1: vials are very expensive. They're twenty something bucks of pop
Speaker 1: and some people, Now, people don't There are a lot
Speaker 1: of vapors that don't care where they are when they're vaping,
Speaker 1: and they're just like, it's vape, it's not real cigarette smoke.
Speaker 2: So they're gonna quit vaping because actual cigarettes are cheaper
Speaker 2: and better for you. Big Tobacco's behind vaping, driving back
Speaker 2: to cigarettes. Ooh oh, speaking of trends and dangerous trends,
Speaker 2: you're gonna like Tuesday's tool next hour.
Speaker 1: I can't have to do with well, you'll see. But
Speaker 1: there's another dangerous diet trend out there.
Speaker 2: Well, oh, okay, on the dark web. Not sure where
Speaker 2: the dark web is? Okay, is it like just dot
Speaker 2: dark or something? Yes, I'm not sure what it is.
Speaker 2: People are buying h tapeworm egg pills.
Speaker 1: Stop it no stop stop no, no no.
Speaker 2: The eggs of tapeworms, which can grow up to thirty
Speaker 2: feet long in the gut and cause weight loss by
Speaker 2: eating food inside the body. Don't they then poop it
Speaker 2: out and then you poop out their poop.
Speaker 1: No.
Speaker 2: I Well, there was a woman struggling to lose weight
Speaker 2: through diet and exercise. She came across an ad on
Speaker 2: the dark web what you do in their hunt for
Speaker 2: tapeworm pills. She took two capsules and saw some weight loss,
Speaker 2: but then the cramps and the bloating started. She passed out,
Speaker 2: had severe headaches. Finally went to the hospital. Didn't tell
Speaker 2: the doctors about the tapeworms. She ingested two different types.
Speaker 2: One had traveled outside of her gut and caused brain lesions.
Speaker 1: Uh didn't they used to a person bump on the
Speaker 1: brain lesions? There you go, all right? She survived? I
Speaker 1: think did they not? Used to get rid of the tapeworms?
Speaker 1: They would put food outside your butt? O oh no, oh,
Speaker 1: your face something like that. They would put food outside
Speaker 1: your butt and then the things would crawl out to
Speaker 1: go get the food. I'm not sure or or maybe
Speaker 1: or maybe you drank something and then kill it and
Speaker 1: then and then no, I thought they would crawl out.
Speaker 1: Oh oh boy. Oh, anyway, tapeworm pills are out there.
Speaker 1: People are like, what what what agent world history would
Speaker 1: you like to live the one where tapeworms aren't a thing. Well,
Speaker 1: they had jars of them and you would actually swallow
Speaker 1: them while they were alive. No, yeah, while they were alive. Hey, honey, yes,
Speaker 1: can you stop on the way back from work? Yeah?
Speaker 1: For what? Can you get a jar of leeches and
Speaker 1: some tapeworms.
Speaker 2: I want to look I want to look good in
Speaker 2: the bathing suit for Cabo feeling.
Speaker 1: Will just get a jar? Just I mean, sure, what
Speaker 1: kind of leeches? Do what I ask? Please? I'm sick,
Speaker 1: I feel sick. Then they put leeches on their bodies. Yes,
Speaker 1: it feels so much better.
Speaker 2: Hm. Wow, people do these little callous removal things where
Speaker 2: fish like eat your feet.
Speaker 1: And there's always one, you know, there's you know, there's
Speaker 1: a person back then who we're like, don't don't get
Speaker 1: your leeches from them, that's right, No, no, no, I
Speaker 1: got my leach guy. No, no, no, he's the best
Speaker 1: discount leeches and he's no, don't get don't go cheap
Speaker 1: on the leaches. Dude. They're spelled like tom leeching. My god,
Speaker 1: I will tell you it again. If just don't tell anybody, right,
Speaker 1: I don't want to get the secret out. It's always
Speaker 1: that guy. Leeches and worms, yeah, I don't want that.
Speaker 1: Or they just blooded, they were they blood letting. They
Speaker 1: just they just cut you. Yes, they would drain all
Speaker 1: the bad stuff out. They thought, Yeah, oh boy, I
Speaker 1: wonder what well today? Like I've always asked, what will
Speaker 1: today's therapies be in one hundred years? Like you used
Speaker 1: to do you know what.
Speaker 2: You forgot or you were gone last week? What Kim
Speaker 2: Kardashian's doing it? Other celebrities you ready for this? Yeah,
Speaker 2: to help with their skin and moisture and all that. Yeah,
Speaker 2: salmon sperm facials?
Speaker 1: No, yep, no salmon sperm. Salmon sperm? You're making that up.
Speaker 1: I am not. How do we know what salmon sperm?
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: It probably smells kind of fishy. And how how small
Speaker 2: are the fingers? So that's the thing I would think today.
Speaker 2: I think he thought of that first. Who was the
Speaker 2: first one that's you know, get there's all kinds of
Speaker 2: moisturizers on the market.
Speaker 1: Hey wait, I wonder I think I think people howe
Speaker 1: with something like what skin feels better? I bet you
Speaker 1: can't get people to put sperm on their face for moisturize,
Speaker 1: well for fifty bucks for moisturizer. Oh and and Kim
Speaker 1: Kardashian's like, I'll take that challenge. And then she's not
Speaker 1: cooking for her kids. No, so she's got time. No.
Speaker 1: I think today's therapies and health therapies will be by far.
Speaker 1: I think radiation therapy for cancer will be one hundred
Speaker 1: years from now going. You used to kill the people
Speaker 1: to save them, right, Yeah, yeah, that's what we used
Speaker 1: to do. Yeah. Well what you used to used to
Speaker 1: what you purposely put it in their bloodstream? Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: to kill the cancer, kill the bad stuff so you
Speaker 1: can recover hopefully what also killed everything else in your body.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, side affection. And by the way, we we
Speaker 1: have found places ways to combat some of the blood cancers.
Speaker 1: We've done a fantastic job with that cancer. Yeah, leukemia
Speaker 1: lymphoma almost is a ninety percent recovery rate. But everything
Speaker 1: else radiation therapy is is what it's fifty years old,
Speaker 1: sixty years old, we're still using it. It's crazy. Okay.
Speaker 1: So yesterday's joke of the day, I think what saved
Speaker 1: you was that Dwight has had some stinkers. Oh thanks,
Speaker 1: So it's in, you know, in comparison, So in comparison, yes,
Speaker 1: and it was shorter. I know you love the jokes
Speaker 1: by Tolstoy, but no, I do not the long jokes.
Speaker 1: I'm just like, oh, please wrap it up, dude. So
Speaker 1: do you have one today? I do? Okay. Plus I
Speaker 1: have a story from the UK that you will enjoy.
Speaker 1: I saw that one which one the bald. If you
Speaker 1: call a man bald, it's sexual harassment, right, okay. I
Speaker 1: go to I wear baseball caps Louisville dot Com. I
Speaker 1: think you look fan tastic yesterday without the cap. Oh,
Speaker 1: thank you. I think you really did. And I'll know
Speaker 1: why you wear it all the time. Why are you
Speaker 1: wearing it? It all depends because it's like a fuzzy
Speaker 1: duckling up there. Get it. It just depends how it's laying.
Speaker 1: I got it. It's laying. Well, yes, then I'll see
Speaker 1: you know what. I can go hatless, yes, okay. And
Speaker 1: there's no tall people. I get it. I get it.
Speaker 1: I'm you know. I'm with you. All right, give you
Speaker 1: the joke of the day. Joke to your hey, Tony Dave.
Speaker 1: All right, this is not as short as yesterday night
Speaker 1: as long. So Andy walks to school every day, usually
Speaker 1: with his mom.
Speaker 2: Okay, even better, they'll pass the house next door and
Speaker 2: the young doberman starts imber barking at him, though, is
Speaker 2: a doberman. Keep on a walk, and then there's a
Speaker 2: small terrier.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was yapping.
Speaker 2: Then a couple of houses down, three poodles yapping at him.
Speaker 2: Where Andy hates dogs. Oh, gets more and more nervous
Speaker 2: about going to school each day. To make Andy feel better,
Speaker 2: as Dad decided to check it out and walk him
Speaker 2: to school.
Speaker 1: Okay, good dad, good father.
Speaker 2: Walking up to the doberman's house, Andy's a little nervous.
Speaker 2: It lies down and stairs at him. They keep on walking.
Speaker 2: There's that terrier, the y happy one just sits in
Speaker 2: his kennel in waves at him, says hey, Andy, huh.
Speaker 1: Then they get to the house on the corner. The poodles, Yeah,
Speaker 1: minding their own business. Dad was there.
Speaker 2: That's what Andy said, Dad, how'd you do it? Dad said,
Speaker 2: It's easy, son, I'm wearing my hush puppies, damn it.
Speaker 1: Okay, not bad, No, it's not bad. You got a
Speaker 1: little giggle out of me. But it's so goofy of
Speaker 1: course it is all right, Dad. Is your joke of
Speaker 1: the day. October fifteenth, just three weeks to the election,
Speaker 1: on news Radio eight forty whas back after this Dwight.
Speaker 1: He's on vacation. You're stuck with Dave and Tony back
Speaker 1: after this. He likes it. You tell him how's Cabo
Speaker 1: this week? Yeah? Text Teham or send a little tweet going, hey, Cobo,
Speaker 1: I know you there every week every year at this time.
Speaker 1: I got an ahole lol. A little hit from the
Speaker 1: eighties here Chris de Burgh's birthday. He did the lady
Speaker 1: in red. Oh cool, this is don't pay the Tony Man.
Speaker 1: What oh I mean sorry, don't pay the ferry man.
Speaker 1: Oh dude, this is so eighties I can hear. Oh
Speaker 1: I know, and he's seventy six. How old does that
Speaker 1: make you feel? Man? From Johnny in the News. They
Speaker 1: are also using maggots these days with some burn patients
Speaker 1: because it's less painful. Oh hey, get rid of the
Speaker 1: burned flesh. I've seen that in some period pieces, especially
Speaker 1: Native America Lagoon, no different kind of period piece, but
Speaker 1: they would use like the Native Americans to put indigenous people.
Speaker 1: They would put him maggots on the on the wound,
Speaker 1: clean it up like well, if it works, okay. By
Speaker 1: the way, there's been a lot of studies these days
Speaker 1: that somebody like we're trying to do. They're trying to
Speaker 1: debunk the fact that the Native Americans were so peaceful
Speaker 1: and they you know, because everything is they never killed anything,
Speaker 1: they never ate, they would use every part of the.
Speaker 2: They were always fighting each other. Yeah, they were fighting us.
Speaker 1: Yes, Like the image that this is the most tranquil
Speaker 1: society on Earth's history is like, yes, not true. Yes, Tony,
Speaker 1: we ate every part of the buffalo. No, you didn't.
Speaker 1: And we never raised our voices and anger against our
Speaker 1: fellow No, no, no, So I think that's Look, I know
Speaker 1: one thing about history. It's wrong, mostly mostly mostly wrong.
Speaker 1: It's wrong. So we've got a lot of things to
Speaker 1: get to. How often do people fall off cruise ships?
Speaker 1: We have that story a little bit later. That seems
Speaker 1: to be an epidemic. Uh the the you know, I
Speaker 1: never heard about it before. Now it's like five a year,
Speaker 1: it seems all the time. I think it's all social media.
Speaker 1: I think I think people are trying to jack around
Speaker 1: and do little social media videos and they oh, this
Speaker 1: will go viral and the next thing, you know, slip
Speaker 1: bone bank or hey honey, maybe one romantic cruise though,
Speaker 1: resume the spark in our relationship R Hey, look, lean
Speaker 1: over just a little bit. There's a whale. Yeah, whoop.
Speaker 1: And those little the glass little uh things that the
Speaker 1: partitions there are not they're not tall. No, so if
Speaker 1: you lean over that thing, you can if you give
Speaker 1: a little push. Well there was that sad store remember
Speaker 1: locally of a child that fell out Oh no, out
Speaker 1: the window. Yes, yeah, yeah, well the grandfather. I never
Speaker 1: understood why the grandfather was vilified for that. Like he
Speaker 1: just held you. You're not thinking about anything. It's just
Speaker 1: you know, the windows not locked. No, I know, like
Speaker 1: he pushed the window when it opened. He's just like
Speaker 1: it's I never just got a text, amen brother from
Speaker 1: Eric Clapton. What amen? Brother from Eric Clapton? Yeah, his
Speaker 1: kid fell out the window to Tony, Oh damn it.
Speaker 1: Take a dollar out okay back after this news radio
Speaker 1: an extra dollar for the explanation. W ag fifty cents
Speaker 1: mm hmmm, little DJ Jazz jeff In the first Prince parenting.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I've got a good one. It's not easy
Speaker 1: found a list. It's on Quora. I've never really gone there.
Speaker 1: This was through Yahoo.
Speaker 2: People share the most over the top helicopter parent stories
Speaker 2: they've ever encountered.
Speaker 1: Oh boy, I've seen plenty, but I bet it's list
Speaker 1: is as crazy as some things on this list will be,
Speaker 1: they will be true. This first one is epic. When
Speaker 1: my sister had her first baby, she was over the moon,
Speaker 1: which is reasonable. My mom told me that all new
Speaker 1: moms are allowed about six weeks of new parent mania,
Speaker 1: meaning don't scrutinize too much or still trying to figure
Speaker 1: it out. So for the first few months we let
Speaker 1: a lot of weird things slide, like not being allowed
Speaker 1: to hold the baby, make direct eye contact, be too
Speaker 1: loud it be too loud, or sneeze. These rules also
Speaker 1: applied to her husband, and it got worse. During Christmas
Speaker 1: and birthdays. We had to give any gifts for the
Speaker 1: kid to her mom, who would open them, check the price,
Speaker 1: and then decide if she would give them to her kid.
Speaker 1: Oh boy, if she didn't, you had to give her
Speaker 1: the receipt. She would keep the money and you still
Speaker 1: had to buy a better gift. Okay, wait a minute,
Speaker 1: we got to go back. Go back to the first
Speaker 1: part with the I know ye contact with no contact.
Speaker 1: I mean, come on, dude, you're even look you don't
Speaker 1: look at it, don't touch it. Don't touch it, don't
Speaker 1: look at it. I've never played it. I mean, wait,
Speaker 1: you buried the leads? Yeah it did. Oh there are
Speaker 1: lots of leads. Oh my god. When she had her
Speaker 1: second child, it got worse.
Speaker 2: No w We not only weren't allowed to look at
Speaker 2: or touch the baby, but we had to buy identical
Speaker 2: gifts for both kids, even though they were four years
Speaker 2: apart in age. If it was the older kid's birthday,
Speaker 2: we still had to buy the little one a gift
Speaker 2: because she gets jealous. When my sister went back to work,
Speaker 2: she tried to give the daycare a list of rules
Speaker 2: she expected them to follow. Oh boy, including never separating
Speaker 2: them even though they were four years apart. No daycare
Speaker 2: would deal with this, so she stayed at home for years.
Speaker 2: When the kids were old enough to be together in
Speaker 2: the after school program, my sister bought, saying they'd be
Speaker 2: terrified if she weren't with them. Now they're twenty two
Speaker 2: and eighteen. They still dress alike and have their hairstyled
Speaker 2: the exact same way. I've still never touched them and
Speaker 2: the younger. At the younger ones graduation, I was only
Speaker 2: allowed to wave at her. My sister and sist the
Speaker 2: girls want it this way, but I don't believe that.
Speaker 2: I try to text them, but all of their text
Speaker 2: emails on social media accounts are first read by mom
Speaker 2: who answers on their behalf.
Speaker 1: Oh boy, okay, so you know what kind of girl
Speaker 1: that ends up being? O ho ho ho. So again,
Speaker 1: that's all going to come back on her because when
Speaker 1: they get in the real world and they realize how
Speaker 1: screwed up mom, how Mom screwed you up, They're just
Speaker 1: going to take it out on you. I still I
Speaker 1: remember the first time in the early or in the
Speaker 1: mid nineties, when hand sanitizer was a thing, right, yep,
Speaker 1: beyond belief. Everybody listening that's under a certain age. There
Speaker 1: was a time when there was no hand sanitizer, okay,
Speaker 1: and we just.
Speaker 2: Shook hands and we handled money and licked our fingers.
Speaker 1: We thought less of a mother. When we went to
Speaker 1: the hospital was a friend of ours that had a baby,
Speaker 1: and she was just like stop and she was like, here, here,
Speaker 1: hand sanitized before you touch the baby. And we were
Speaker 1: all like we when we left, we were laughing. She
Speaker 1: was like we were like she freaked out.
Speaker 2: You wonder why there are so many allergies because kids
Speaker 2: aren't exposed to anything.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so I was. We we made fun of her
Speaker 1: when we left back then, but now we're thinking how
Speaker 1: normal that is, of of course, like you wouldn't even
Speaker 1: think of touching a newborn or a baby without putting
Speaker 1: hand sanitizer on. I mean, that's at the hospital for sure,
Speaker 1: And it's just it's it's just weird how new standards come.
Speaker 1: But I'm like Dave Antoinette, let him eat dirt. I'll
Speaker 1: tell you another one. Yes, I'll tell you another one.
Speaker 1: When the when the first kid walks for the first time,
Speaker 1: it is a celebration, like they graduated from hart.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, no other child has ever walked life for
Speaker 2: that early.
Speaker 1: Oh I know her ever, No, no, he started walking
Speaker 1: in nine months, really nine months. He's his percentile is
Speaker 1: ninety eight percent. Well, I was reading the newspaper at
Speaker 1: nine months, Jicky. So the second kid, I remember, Maggie
Speaker 1: started walking and I just put my foot on her
Speaker 1: belly and just kicked her back down and go no, no, no,
Speaker 1: not yet, not yet, not yet, sister, not yet, sisters.
Speaker 1: I want to be able to put you somewhere and
Speaker 1: you're still there. Go ahead, maybe maybe when you're ten.
Speaker 1: These are helicopter horror stories. My ex sister in law
Speaker 1: moved from Texas to Virginia to follow her daughter to college.
Speaker 1: She and her husband pulled up roots, gave up their house,
Speaker 1: and moved into an extended stay motel while she lived
Speaker 1: on campus. Yeah. Wow, that is creepy, and I would
Speaker 1: you that is partly the kid fault too. The kid
Speaker 1: has to stop them before they leave and go no, no, no,
Speaker 1: Why do you.
Speaker 2: Think she went across country to go to college? Yes,
Speaker 2: stop to get away from you too? Yes, now there
Speaker 2: and the husband come on.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well we planed on. I don't think either one
Speaker 1: of our kids live in Louisville will live in Louisville.
Speaker 1: I just don't think they. I just don't think they are.
Speaker 1: Yeah so, and that's fine, especially John. There's no possible way.
Speaker 1: But I think we will when they have kids. We're
Speaker 1: probably going to, you know, choose one of the towns
Speaker 1: and go live there for a couple of years to
Speaker 1: help with the baby. Like now, we want to do that,
Speaker 1: Like we can't wait to be grandparents right now. Our
Speaker 1: kids are just twenty one and nineteen, but we can't
Speaker 1: wait for that. Level. But we if John stationed in
Speaker 1: San Diego, live in San Diego for a couple years,
Speaker 1: take care of the help with the baby, sure, san Diego. Well, basically,
Speaker 1: we don't trust them to raise their kids. Will help
Speaker 1: you with that? Maybe you'll be part of this list.
Speaker 1: I was the manager of a large clinic lab and
Speaker 1: had a job opening. I was told one of the
Speaker 1: candidates that arrived to be interviewed. This is common these days.
Speaker 1: So I went to meet them at the door.
Speaker 2: Only to see that the candidate had mom right behind
Speaker 2: and she intended to be part of the interview.
Speaker 1: Oh boy.
Speaker 2: I let them both know right away that A there
Speaker 2: would be no interview and B. I do not hire
Speaker 2: people who have mom baggage any people who are independent,
Speaker 2: functioning adults. And see when we arranged the interview it
Speaker 2: was for one person, not too I appreciate your time,
Speaker 2: but I can only supervise one employee at a time.
Speaker 1: I would have gone farther and said, you didn't get
Speaker 1: this You're not getting this job because you brought your
Speaker 1: mom to the interview. Thank you have a good day.
Speaker 1: That is not unusual. And I will tell you that
Speaker 1: there are now corporations and part of the problem is
Speaker 1: that corporations are cowtowing to these failure of parents. So
Speaker 1: the corporations now are cowtowing to their feelings are hurt
Speaker 1: or you can't say this at a meeting, and you
Speaker 1: can't do that. Plus they have hired they have hired
Speaker 1: people to help manage the parents of their employees, their
Speaker 1: young employees. That's a thing. That's a thing.
Speaker 2: My first marriage, back in the seventies was dominated by
Speaker 2: a helicopter parent, my mother in law. She brought AquaNet
Speaker 2: to our wedding and sprayed her grown son's hair because
Speaker 2: she wanted to move his hair and.
Speaker 1: See his eyes. Oh well, that wasn't even the worst.
Speaker 2: After we were married, she insisted he stopped by her
Speaker 2: house every morning on his way to work to kiss
Speaker 2: her goodbye. She blamed me for his refusal. It never stopped.
Speaker 2: She meddled in everything. He was a huge mama's boy.
Speaker 1: He died a year.
Speaker 2: After she did. He couldn't live without her. No, it
Speaker 2: was the notebook. But I'm sorry his mom.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry you as a woman, you have to don't
Speaker 1: a don't procreate with this person. Second, yeah, don't have
Speaker 1: children with this guy. Second, that's on you, because you
Speaker 1: should have seen the writing on the wall and said,
Speaker 1: I'm not marrying this person. This is crazy. I'm always
Speaker 1: going to be second place. And loving and respecting your
Speaker 1: mom is one thing. It's driving over and giving her
Speaker 1: a kiss every day before you go to work is weird.
Speaker 2: That's big time where it's weird and you have to
Speaker 2: look at both of them, go, you're both weird. Duh,
Speaker 2: Bye bye, behave bye bye. I watched the neighbor follow
Speaker 2: behind his fifteen year old daughter as she walked around
Speaker 2: the block with the only friend she was allowed to
Speaker 2: have over. Oh, we lived in a very safe suburban subdivision.
Speaker 2: It wouldn't have taken more than ten minutes to walk
Speaker 2: around the block, and all the neighbors were out watching
Speaker 2: the kids. I later heard she was able to attend
Speaker 2: her prom with dad.
Speaker 1: Oh as chaperone. Oh how do you go in one
Speaker 1: generation of feral parents and there are feral kids where
Speaker 1: they're just raised. What school you go to? Well, I'll
Speaker 1: go to Holy Tritney. That's good school. I think I
Speaker 1: think it's a good, good, good good. Hey, your parents
Speaker 1: don't even know, Like dad didn't even know what school
Speaker 1: you went to. Yeah, you know, it's just like weird.
Speaker 1: Uh we went from that generation to this in one
Speaker 1: jump In one.
Speaker 2: Jump helicopter horror stories. There's a Nate Bargatzi bit about
Speaker 2: that with a school calling him. Yes, would tell me
Speaker 2: where she goes to school. I'll come get her. I'll
Speaker 2: find that one.
Speaker 1: Look, marriage and being parents is a team job, right, Yes,
Speaker 1: you know Jackie handles the school work. I handle sports
Speaker 1: and friends. I mean we divvy it up. Okay, you
Speaker 1: don't want me helping with the homework. I did it once.
Speaker 1: Remember we're doing the dogs and for John, and she said,
Speaker 1: and it was so bad that the teacher goes, John,
Speaker 1: is your mom out of town? He goes, yes, how
Speaker 1: did you know that? Did your dad help you with
Speaker 1: the homework? He was like, yes, okay, you get a
Speaker 1: second dance. Well, here's a Nate about common core math.
Speaker 1: Oh new math. Yep, yep, yep, that's correct. Right, that's true.
Speaker 1: Just do that at the top and it's over. He's preaching. Yes,
Speaker 1: that's exactly come. When they first implemented it. My kids schools,
Speaker 1: they were really Look the kids schools that I went to,
Speaker 1: the parents were very successful and smart, unlike me. So
Speaker 1: they would there were there were almost fistfights at school
Speaker 1: going why are you teaching this like five times five?
Speaker 1: And they would want a like he said, it was
Speaker 1: a half of sheet of work to know what five
Speaker 1: times five was. It was like, you just memorize it.
Speaker 1: What five times five is? Yes, that's all it is.
Speaker 1: That's all I did. No, No, you have to break
Speaker 1: it out. We have to show no, no, no, it's
Speaker 1: twenty five. You just memorize it. Helicopter horror stories. My
Speaker 1: sister and her husband have two young kids. Both have
Speaker 1: been raised to depend solely on mom, which means they
Speaker 1: cannot operate without her. Boy.
Speaker 2: She doesn't leave them with the babysitter or grandparents because well,
Speaker 2: they can't be left alone. They can't even be taken
Speaker 2: to a restaurant because they haven't really ever learned how
Speaker 2: to behave in public and typically throw food. What's worse,
Speaker 2: they have no idea how to interact with other kids
Speaker 2: that go on walks into playgrounds, but she refuses to
Speaker 2: let them talk to the other kids. They can only
Speaker 2: go on the slide if she helps them up, and
Speaker 2: my brother in law catches them on the way down.
Speaker 2: She and my brother in law also have yet to
Speaker 2: let them watch TV or movies. The eldest loves characters
Speaker 2: from the movie Cars, but hasn't seen more than ten
Speaker 2: minutes of it because he was just too worried with questions.
Speaker 2: I also forget talking about anything other than birds and
Speaker 2: butterflies around them. Anything else is too violent and I'll
Speaker 2: get a lecture. And don't even think about being excited
Speaker 2: around them. When our mom talked to the eldest son
Speaker 2: on the phone about how excited she was to visit
Speaker 2: them in a few weeks, my sister stepped in and
Speaker 2: scolded her for making him too excited. Eating is hysterica
Speaker 2: with them. Actually, when they eat anything, my brother in
Speaker 2: law ask them NonStop for the next fifteen minutes.
Speaker 1: How's your tummy? Are you okay? Does your tummy hurt? Now?
Speaker 2: If there was a reason to ask, sure, But there isn't.
Speaker 2: The kid just ate a couple of grapes and Noah's
Speaker 2: tummy's not her. The most amusing thing is that their
Speaker 2: kids are always special. Now, all kids are special, but
Speaker 2: their kids are extra special. For example, the eldest has
Speaker 2: been groomed to memorize simple addition and subtraction. That's fantastic.
Speaker 2: But does it deserve two hours of praise. Yes, they're
Speaker 2: being homeschooled.
Speaker 1: Actually, no parents like this, and they're always worried about
Speaker 1: what they're consuming and always asking. You're telling me you're
Speaker 1: feeling fine, mom, I'm fine, like the kids. The kids crazy,
Speaker 1: Like the kids end up that you want them to
Speaker 1: run away, They're going to run away. They can't take
Speaker 1: it anymore. Look, you're gonna make a lot of mistakes
Speaker 1: as a parent. I always used to do the twenty
Speaker 1: you know, the next day, Like I never even if
Speaker 1: I when I made a mistake and I was too aggressive,
Speaker 1: I just like, well, he's got to sleep on it,
Speaker 1: and they're going to sleep on it and then I'll
Speaker 1: fix it in the warning. But they got to stare
Speaker 1: at the ceiling and go, man, that was screwed up.
Speaker 1: Like you gotta be able to process when things don't
Speaker 1: go your way. And then if I screwed up, if I, yes,
Speaker 1: if I did something I knew it was like, damn,
Speaker 1: that was bad parenting one on one. You wait till
Speaker 1: the morning. You go in the morning and then.
Speaker 2: Go, hey that thing would last night, Yeah, that was
Speaker 2: my bad. As we go to break I promised Nate
Speaker 2: Bergatzi in school.
Speaker 1: Yeah, here we go being a dad back after this
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