Speaker 1: Jesse Kelly Shoe another hour of The Jesse Kelly Show
Speaker 1: on a Thursday. So I'm about to do something that
Speaker 1: I don't ever do, and I'll explain why in just
Speaker 1: a moment. But I have this rule, and it's a
Speaker 1: rule for me. I would recommend it for you, but
Speaker 1: obviously you live your life however you wish. And this
Speaker 1: rule is, I don't get involved in other people's fights.
Speaker 1: Most definitely, if my friends are fighting with each other,
Speaker 1: I don't stick my nose in it. If I have
Speaker 1: a couple I know and they're having all kinds of
Speaker 1: problems and maybe even talking about divorce, that's your problem.
Speaker 1: I'm not sticking my nose in it. Now somebody comes
Speaker 1: asking me for help or to mediate the situation, I'm
Speaker 1: always there to help, But I don't take these arguments
Speaker 1: people have and jump in take it aside, throwing poop
Speaker 1: back and forth. And one thing that's very, very fascinating
Speaker 1: about this job, doing radio for a living, which is
Speaker 1: still so weird to me. One thing that's fascinating about
Speaker 1: that is people want me to get involved in all
Speaker 1: kinds of spats, whatever spat they are interested in, whatever
Speaker 1: particular causes their interest They understandably want me to get involved.
Speaker 1: They think it will help their cause. They want to
Speaker 1: hear from me on it. So I get it, but
Speaker 1: it's just because of how I am, and that was
Speaker 1: this way a long time before I get into media.
Speaker 1: I just don't do that now. I am sure you've
Speaker 1: probably heard, or at least you've heard of it, that
Speaker 1: United States Senator from Texas Ted Cruz went and sat
Speaker 1: down with Tucker Carlson and they did a long, very
Speaker 1: contentious interview, and the real central theme of it was
Speaker 1: Tucker does not want to get involved in all this
Speaker 1: Iranian stuff. Ted Cruz does want to get involved in
Speaker 1: all this Iranian stuff. And that is the ultimate im paraphrasing.
Speaker 1: But they are very opposite on this thing, and they
Speaker 1: went at each other, and then it's been even worse
Speaker 1: ever since they've been going at each other publicly on
Speaker 1: social media and then and then they're different surrogates of
Speaker 1: different camps. You know, Doucker's people or Ted's a been
Speaker 1: worth a piece of crap, and Ted's people are Docker's
Speaker 1: a liar and a back So let me before I
Speaker 1: read the email, let me go ahead and get this
Speaker 1: out of the way first. I know Ted Cruz and
Speaker 1: I know Tucker Carlson as in multiple times I have
Speaker 1: hung out with these people. I know them. Okay, so
Speaker 1: I wouldn't have gotten involved anyway. I'm really not tempted
Speaker 1: to get involved in all this. But I'll explain why
Speaker 1: I am in a moment because I got this one. Hey,
Speaker 1: great leader of the masses, is it asking too much
Speaker 1: for your take on your friend Tucker Carlson's slugfest with
Speaker 1: your man Ted Kruse? It was like watching a divorced
Speaker 1: couple argue over who gets the house, with Tucker starring
Speaker 1: as the bitter ex and so on and so forth.
Speaker 1: I know the US government gets all right, so on
Speaker 1: and so forth. This guy's obviously very upset with Tucker.
Speaker 1: He was taking Cruise aside. But that doesn't matter. Isn't
Speaker 1: too much to ask for my opinion? Well, here's my opinion,
Speaker 1: and everyone's going to hate it. Here's my opinion. I
Speaker 1: think what they did was awesome, both of them. I
Speaker 1: do not think arguments are bad all the time. You
Speaker 1: know what I like? I like that Tucker Carlson has
Speaker 1: an opinion, He has strong opinions. He has strong opinions
Speaker 1: about American policy foreign and domestic. He has a strong
Speaker 1: disagreement with Ted Cruz when it comes to Iran and Israel.
Speaker 1: Tucker Carlson invited him United States Senator to come sit down,
Speaker 1: and he didn't shy away from his opinions. He sat
Speaker 1: and he asked hard questions of the United States Senator.
Speaker 1: On the flip side for Ted Cruz, Ted Cruz was
Speaker 1: well aware before this that Tucker Carlson was, well, he
Speaker 1: doesn't have a Ted Cruz bumpersticker. We'll put it to
Speaker 1: you that way. Those two have gone at each other before,
Speaker 1: when Tucker had his big show on Fox News. They've
Speaker 1: gone at each other. It's not like Ted Cruz got ambushed.
Speaker 1: Ted Cruz walked into a long form, not some five
Speaker 1: minute snippet, a long form, two hour interview, and he
Speaker 1: knew it was going to be hostile. He knew that
Speaker 1: the person interviewing him disagreed with him on what would
Speaker 1: be the main subject of the interview. And yet he
Speaker 1: showed up any and they argued for two hours and
Speaker 1: both of them made a bunch of really solid points.
Speaker 1: And I think that's good. Am I crazy, I saw it.
Speaker 1: I saw all the snippets. Haven't watched two hours of it.
Speaker 1: I'm not doing that, but I thought it was awesome.
Speaker 1: I think this. No, I think that you're wrong about this,
Speaker 1: You're wrong about that. What's wrong with having an argument?
Speaker 1: And when we're discussing something as big as foreign policy,
Speaker 1: regime change, nuclear weapons, America's military, shouldn't we have debates,
Speaker 1: even on our side. I want debates. I want people
Speaker 1: on our side saying, no, go in, take out the
Speaker 1: nuclear sites, hit them hard, let God sort them out.
Speaker 1: I want that, and I want other people on our
Speaker 1: side saying, ah, hold on, pause, what are we changing
Speaker 1: the regime to? Who's facilitating that? Is America paying for
Speaker 1: all this? Are we gonna get involved in another Afghanistan?
Speaker 1: That's healthy. It's healthy to sit down and have arguments
Speaker 1: with people. As I've said, your friendships have arguments, it's fine.
Speaker 1: Don't do it in front of other people. Don't embarrass
Speaker 1: people publicly. Have arguments with your spouse, your husband, your wife.
Speaker 1: And I know, and I'm not trying to be Grandpa Jesse,
Speaker 1: trust me, I'm really not. But I remember what it
Speaker 1: was like when I was younger. When you are young,
Speaker 1: if you're a young couple listening to this just hear
Speaker 1: me out here. When you have a big blowout fight
Speaker 1: with your spouse, it feels like the end of the world.
Speaker 1: When you are young, that's what it feels like. It
Speaker 1: feels like it's over. I've screwed every up. My life
Speaker 1: is over. He's gonna leave me, She's gonna leave it.
Speaker 1: If the older you get you realize it's not it's
Speaker 1: gonna be fine. You're gonna cool off tonight and you're
Speaker 1: gonna go dancing in the moonlight together, or you'll work
Speaker 1: it out tomorrow or something. It's healthy. I like that
Speaker 1: Tucker Carlson invites a US senator he disagrees with and
Speaker 1: sits him down and interrogates him for two hours. And
Speaker 1: I like that Ted Cruz had the guts to go
Speaker 1: do it because Ted Cruz knew he was gonna get
Speaker 1: it both barrels from somebody who's really, really good at
Speaker 1: that thing, and he did, and Tucker gave it to
Speaker 1: him both barrels. I realize they may hate each other,
Speaker 1: and that's fine. I don't care. I'm not their mommy.
Speaker 1: I'm not involved in any of that at all. I
Speaker 1: liked it. I consume as much information when it comes,
Speaker 1: especially when it comes to foreign affairs, I consume as
Speaker 1: much inform from every source as possible because there's so
Speaker 1: much information out there, but there are so many lies
Speaker 1: out there, and there are so many people avoiding the
Speaker 1: truth out there. I like hearing from every side and
Speaker 1: figuring out where I fall down on it. The reason
Speaker 1: I brought up the regime change things earlier, in case
Speaker 1: you missed it, I have asked these two very important questions.
Speaker 1: If the goal is regime change, and publicly people are
Speaker 1: calling for that, NET and Yahoo called for that, American
Speaker 1: politicians have called change.
Speaker 2: And I believe that this president should be given a
Speaker 2: fair amount of leeway.
Speaker 1: To affect that. Okay, change it to who, change it
Speaker 1: to what? And who is facilitating that. Vague answers, by
Speaker 1: the way, do not work, because then you end up
Speaker 1: with a warlord. If your answer to who's facilitating that
Speaker 1: is the Iranian people. I know that sounds really great
Speaker 1: in social studies class, but in the real world that
Speaker 1: means it'll be the guy who gathers the most guns
Speaker 1: and will do the most violence he ends up winning.
Speaker 1: That's what it means. When you well, it's up to them,
Speaker 1: if you're going to topple a government, even an evil
Speaker 1: one like the Iranian government, there has to be a
Speaker 1: solid plan to replace it with something the people of
Speaker 1: Iran will accept. That is my question. Nobody has given
Speaker 1: me that answer yet, I get a bunch of vagaries,
Speaker 1: or I get told to shut up, or I get
Speaker 1: told nobody has answered these questions. Yet. The only solid
Speaker 1: answer to one of those two questions is, Hey, the
Speaker 1: Shah's son, the royal family. Essentially, we're going to reinstall
Speaker 1: the Shaw's son. Okay, if that's the plan, fine, I'm
Speaker 1: just asking what is the plan and what kind of
Speaker 1: a government is that going to be a monarchy, some
Speaker 1: kind of a constitutional anarchy? Are the people going to be? Okay?
Speaker 1: But these are valid questions to ask. Just observe taking
Speaker 1: as much information as you can. All right, let's talk
Speaker 1: about Disney and Harvard and Godzilla. Next, it is the
Speaker 1: Jesse Kelly Show on a wonderful, wonderful Thursday, reminding you
Speaker 1: that tomorrow is and ask doctor Jesse Friday, ask me anything.
Speaker 1: Email your questions in right now to Jesse at Jesse
Speaker 1: kellyshow dot com. We'll get back to a bunch of
Speaker 1: emails in a moment. But I wanted to point out
Speaker 1: that there are there are some companies in America, a
Speaker 1: lot of companies that are pulling back on all the
Speaker 1: sick cultural Marxist filth. They're not doing this because they've
Speaker 1: had a change of heart and now they love family
Speaker 1: in America and God. They're doing this because you and
Speaker 1: me we started putting our money where our morals are
Speaker 1: and they started getting afraid of us. But there are
Speaker 1: other companies, there are some that are not changing, and
Speaker 1: we can't get lulled to sleep by the fact that
Speaker 1: we've had some wins. America's university system is as committed
Speaker 1: to destroying this country as they have ever been before. Yes,
Speaker 1: I realized that the all the DEI guidance, you're not
Speaker 1: allowed to have DEI anymore. How many examples have we
Speaker 1: pointed out of these people doing the exact same thing,
Speaker 1: just changing the name. They haven't changed their cultural Marxist
Speaker 1: ways and the country well here, right here, Harvard Law
Speaker 1: Review acts as eighty five percent of submissions using race
Speaker 1: conscious rubric. You think all the communists who've been blocking
Speaker 1: the Asians and white people from getting into Harvard, do
Speaker 1: you think Donald Trump won the election and they've changed
Speaker 1: their ways, totally changed that way of thinking. No, I'm
Speaker 1: done with all that. Now you think that, and then
Speaker 1: there's Disney. This is from Breitbart. Disney's iron Heart art
Speaker 1: features a drag queen Robinhood character who steals from the privileged.
Speaker 1: Disney has not changed at all, And I only brought
Speaker 1: this up to cost them money. It's my only purpose.
Speaker 1: You don't have to take your kids to Disneyland or
Speaker 1: Disney World. There are incredible theme parks all over the
Speaker 1: United States of America that don't have dudes dressed up
Speaker 1: like chicks in the Queen's store. Disney does with a
Speaker 1: beard Disney does. You don't need Disney. Plus most of
Speaker 1: the new stuff they put out's garbage anyway, garbage. Stop
Speaker 1: supporting this putrid company. They still put this stuff out
Speaker 1: there because I understand why let me explain, I understand
Speaker 1: why Disney's still putting it out there. They're putting it
Speaker 1: out there because they have felt enough financial pain, and
Speaker 1: they haven't felt enough financial pain because Americans don't want
Speaker 1: to let go of certain traditional things that have been wonderful.
Speaker 1: And Disney, even though it's this entertainment entertainment company, this
Speaker 1: child entertainment company has been really part of America's fabric
Speaker 1: for my entire life and before then, but for my
Speaker 1: entire life. When we were kids that we didn't go
Speaker 1: to the movies very often, but man, you always wanted
Speaker 1: to see the newest Disney movie. When you were a kid.
Speaker 1: There was just it was. There was the oh, what
Speaker 1: are they putting out now? The Lion King or whatever.
Speaker 1: The new Disney became part of our life, and it
Speaker 1: became this accomplishment for young parents, a destination accomplishment. I'm
Speaker 1: talking about Disneyland in California or Disney World in Orlando, Florida.
Speaker 1: It became one of those things if you're a young
Speaker 1: couple and you start having kids when they're old enough,
Speaker 1: if you can cobble together enough money. It was always expensive,
Speaker 1: it's brutal enough, if you can cobble together enough money.
Speaker 1: It almost seemed like like a right of passage to where, well,
Speaker 1: we're okay, we've we've saved up enough, the kids are
Speaker 1: old enough, now they can ride them my little teacup stuff.
Speaker 1: Let's go to Disney World. And you know what, pointing
Speaker 1: fingers right here, because I did it. Now. This is
Speaker 1: before Disney went complete insane. But we did exactly that.
Speaker 1: We saved up, we road tripped it. We couldn't even
Speaker 1: afford to fly there. We road tripped it, saved up,
Speaker 1: loaded the two kiddos in the suv, and we drove
Speaker 1: down to Orlando, Florida, and we did Disney World. And
Speaker 1: the reason I know what the feeling is is because
Speaker 1: that was our feeling. We thought, well, it almost I
Speaker 1: don't want to say an oblig but it almost felt like,
Speaker 1: I mean, we got to take the kids to Disney World.
Speaker 1: It's just kind of one of those things you've got
Speaker 1: to do. Every kid needs to go to Disney World.
Speaker 1: This way of thinking we had it, we did it.
Speaker 1: We've got to stop. We've got to stop because these
Speaker 1: corporations that won't bend the knee, these corporations that have
Speaker 1: decided to press the gas pedal on all the evil filth,
Speaker 1: all the LGB stuff for the kids, all that stuff,
Speaker 1: we have to make it harder for them. And we
Speaker 1: have not made it hard enough on Disney yet, because
Speaker 1: as many people have let go of you know, bud Light,
Speaker 1: or they don't they don't shop at Target anymore, or
Speaker 1: they won't go see the newest gay movie or whatever
Speaker 1: it is. As many gains as we've made there, we
Speaker 1: still can't quite shake this Disney thing. Disney is still
Speaker 1: that's tradition, isn't it tradition? And I get that. I
Speaker 1: get the why. It's very very understandable, but something we
Speaker 1: gotta let go. All right, I'm going to talk to
Speaker 1: you about something. Hop Lights. We did the Alexander the
Speaker 1: Great history stuff. I think that was last week, maybe
Speaker 1: the week before now, it was week before, week before,
Speaker 1: week before we did Alexander the Great, and so it
Speaker 1: had me nerding out on all the hop lights that
Speaker 1: the soldiers, the militia soldiers and professional soldiers of ancient
Speaker 1: Greece stuff, swords, shields, spears. It's freaking fascinating.
Speaker 3: It is the Jesse Kelly Show on an amazing Thursday.
Speaker 3: Remember if you missed any part of the show, you
Speaker 3: download the whole thing on iHeart, Spotify iTunes. All right,
Speaker 3: do some emails, let's do some Jasmine Crockett first, though
Speaker 3: I wish I'd put that differently here.
Speaker 2: She was, you know, thinking that you have your own
Speaker 2: special little army that's for you. I mean, it is
Speaker 2: just it is sick. It is really sick. And anybody
Speaker 2: that supports it is also sick. And so you know,
Speaker 2: we've got a mental health crisis in this country because everyone,
Speaker 2: no matter how you affiliate yourself, should be against Trump. Period.
Speaker 2: This is not partisan for me.
Speaker 1: Barack Obama used to do that all the time, and
Speaker 1: he really, look he learned it from his mentors, communists
Speaker 1: like Frank Marshall Davis and the other people who mentored him.
Speaker 1: But he really passed that along and he did it
Speaker 1: very well. Now Democrats speak like this all the time,
Speaker 1: and when I say like this, this is what I mean,
Speaker 1: he'll take the most partisan stance in the world, and
Speaker 1: then he'll complain about anyone who opposes it as being
Speaker 1: partisan or being political. Hey, we need to open up
Speaker 1: the border and let everybody in. This is in some
Speaker 1: partisan issue. Don't make it political. Let's just open up
Speaker 1: the border. Communists do this all the time because there's
Speaker 1: this mentality. I want you to think about the communist
Speaker 1: revolution as food dye. Stay with me, red food dye.
Speaker 1: All right, you have me. So I want you to
Speaker 1: picture a piece of corn bread in front of you. Gosh,
Speaker 1: I love cornbread. That's not important. Right now, you have
Speaker 1: a piece of corn bread in front of you. You
Speaker 1: have a bottle of food dye. What the communist is
Speaker 1: constantly doing is trying to pour as much food dye
Speaker 1: onto the corn bread as possible, to get it to
Speaker 1: stain permanently, as much of the corn bread red as
Speaker 1: it possibly can. When it comes to their activism, they
Speaker 1: try to enshrine it into the law. They try to
Speaker 1: enshrine it into the bureaucracy. They don't want you to
Speaker 1: have the ability, even if you hate it, even if
Speaker 1: you want to vote it out, they don't want you
Speaker 1: to have the ability to do that. Once the cornbread
Speaker 1: becomes red, you can't get the red out of the
Speaker 1: corn brand. The cornbread is red. They operate the exact
Speaker 1: same way with their laws, with policies. They operate the
Speaker 1: exact same way with language. They will try to use
Speaker 1: language and stop all opposition to it. That's why they
Speaker 1: use tactics like, hey, I think we should just abort
Speaker 1: every baby. Hey, don't oppose me. Why are you being political?
Speaker 1: I was talking about babies. Quit being partisan about the
Speaker 1: whole thing. It's an attempt to silent you. It's a
Speaker 1: defense mechanism. That's why they do it. Dear historical oracle.
Speaker 1: Speaking of Kamakazi stuff, have you watched Godzilla Minus one?
Speaker 1: I promise it's good. H it is very good. I watched.
Speaker 1: I didn't watch a ton of movies with my dad
Speaker 1: when I was a kid, but when we did, it
Speaker 1: was almost always John Wayne movies. I've seen them all
Speaker 1: multiple times, and James Bond movies very kid friendly. Thanks Dad,
Speaker 1: But it was John Wayne and James Bond movies, with
Speaker 1: the exception of the Monster movies, meaning the Godzillas. I'm
Speaker 1: talking the old, cheesy ones where the guys clearly and
Speaker 1: you know, a rubber costume or something. The Godzilla movies,
Speaker 1: the King Kong movies. I've seen them all, and it's
Speaker 1: just funny how things get speaking of things getting just
Speaker 1: ingrained in you, cemented in you. Now I feel obligated
Speaker 1: to see all of them. Every time there's a Godzilla
Speaker 1: movie out, I'll go see it in theaters, the good ones,
Speaker 1: the garbage ones. If there's a King Kong movie out,
Speaker 1: I'll go see it. What Chris wasn't it in Japanese?
Speaker 1: Godzilla Minus one? Well, I don't want to talk about that,
Speaker 1: you see. I I am able to watch movies that
Speaker 1: have subtitles. I don't mind watching movies that have subtitles
Speaker 1: at all. We watched this movie when we were in Iraq.
Speaker 1: You only have this was during there were CDs. Back then.
Speaker 1: You didn't have iPhones where it was in the cloud
Speaker 1: or anything like that, and there was no internet anyway.
Speaker 1: So for music we only had a few CDs, and
Speaker 1: the same way worked for DVDs, and they were all CDs.
Speaker 1: I'm explaining this like an old man. I'm explaining it
Speaker 1: to kids. You know what I'm talking about though. CDs, well,
Speaker 1: it's a horrible desert and we don't have facilities. Over time,
Speaker 1: they were all destroyed, scratched up, destroyed, scratched up, destroyed.
Speaker 1: So whatever we started out with we ended up with
Speaker 1: nothing less left. I remember, I remember like it was yesterday.
Speaker 1: We had a little boom box, a little boombox that
Speaker 1: played CDs, and we had a few different CDs with
Speaker 1: us Pink Floyd and Metallica and and things like that.
Speaker 1: And we had a Godsmack. It was this band, Godsmack.
Speaker 1: I don't even know if they're still around, but we
Speaker 1: were invading and we had our boombox, and slowly but surely,
Speaker 1: you could tell the boombox was straining under all that
Speaker 1: grit and dirt in it. You know, CD players didn't
Speaker 1: do well with that, and slowly but surely the CDs
Speaker 1: were getting scratched up and mangult, so they were just
Speaker 1: slowly fading away the whole time. Right, Eventually, all we
Speaker 1: have left is the Godsmack CD, which I didn't mind them.
Speaker 1: Had a couple of good jams, good workout jams, but
Speaker 1: it wasn't really my favorite thing. But I remember the
Speaker 1: moment we had the CD, the little boombox in the
Speaker 1: track in our Amtrak and armored troop carrier. Okay, and
Speaker 1: armored troop carrier is what you would know it has.
Speaker 1: We were in this track and we're in Iraq and
Speaker 1: we had this horrible sandstorm and we weren't allowed to
Speaker 1: play music during it. There were terrorist attacks that we
Speaker 1: had to do other things. But when it was done,
Speaker 1: we were so covered. Our teeth were covered in dirt.
Speaker 1: I have pictures from it, like you're just caked and dirt,
Speaker 1: and remember there are no showers, and so we all
Speaker 1: kind of cringe looking at our boombox thick and there's
Speaker 1: no way it made it through, right, And we turn
Speaker 1: it on and it started playing. It was like this miracle. Well, yes,
Speaker 1: it started playing. It was this great moment, but then
Speaker 1: it lasted maybe a minute and it was all gone,
Speaker 1: gone forever. We never got it back again. It was
Speaker 1: our last boombox. It was our last CD. Chris, Why
Speaker 1: did I go off talking about this whole thing again?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, God's Lili minus one. Anyway. One of the
Speaker 1: very few, thanks Chris, I got distracted. One of the
Speaker 1: very few DVDs we had was Forgive Me Lord, a
Speaker 1: French movie. Now, stay with me, Chris. It's called Brotherhood
Speaker 1: of the Wolf. Uh if I remember right, I'm trying
Speaker 1: to think. I don't think it's for the kids. Hey kids, No, no,
Speaker 1: I think there's a couple of scenes in that movie
Speaker 1: that are not kid friendly. Check with mom. Okay, check
Speaker 1: with dad. Never mind, check with mom. Dad's gonna tell
Speaker 1: you it's okay. Brotherhood of the Wolf it was. They
Speaker 1: had muskets and things like that, but they were it
Speaker 1: was essentially a martial arts movie where they were beating
Speaker 1: a lot of people up. But it was in French. Yes,
Speaker 1: I know, Chris, French martial arts. It didn't seem right,
Speaker 1: rateed R. Yes, I remember it was definitely rated R
Speaker 1: either way. It had subtitles, and because it was one
Speaker 1: of the only things we had whenever we got to
Speaker 1: a place, a civilized place where there was a TV,
Speaker 1: it was the only movie we would watch because it
Speaker 1: was the only one we had. I developed a set
Speaker 1: of skills. I can read subtitles and watch a movie.
Speaker 1: Ob cannot. It's not that she can't. She hates it.
Speaker 1: She's not a huge reader anyway, although she's picking up
Speaker 1: on that she hates it. And when we went to
Speaker 1: Godzilla minus one, because everyone had told us how great
Speaker 1: it was, I did not realize there were subtitles. We
Speaker 1: sat down and the movie starts it immediately I hear
Speaker 1: that thing that every guy has heard before, and every
Speaker 1: woman listening has done this to her man before I hear,
Speaker 1: and I know right off the bat, I'm just wincing.
Speaker 1: They all know what the Yeah, it was a rough
Speaker 1: two hours, Chris, it was rough, all right, It's rough.
Speaker 1: It is The Jesse Kelly Show on a fan Fantastics Thursday,
Speaker 1: reminding you to email your ask Doctor Jesse questions in
Speaker 1: for tomorrow. Email those to Jesse at Jesse Kellyshow dot com.
Speaker 1: Let's do a bunch of stuff, shall we. Jesse question,
Speaker 1: how are the guests hosts selected? Do you have any
Speaker 1: say in it? No? Well, yes and no. I guess
Speaker 1: I should say I have the ultimate say in it
Speaker 1: if I wanted to. Was that accurate? Chris? Did I
Speaker 1: answer that? Yeah? Chris is laughing because I answered it
Speaker 1: very accurately. They always ask there are I really I've
Speaker 1: been blown away since I took this gig at how
Speaker 1: wonderful Premiere has treated me. And I really mean that.
Speaker 1: I'm not just sucking up to my employer. They just
Speaker 1: have been wonderful. They let me say whatever I want.
Speaker 1: When you hear the crap we get away with on
Speaker 1: this show, we get to do whatever we want. There's
Speaker 1: never any correction. Don't say this, You're not allowed to
Speaker 1: talk about that. They've never tried to force me to
Speaker 1: take an advertiser. When I say no, they don't complain,
Speaker 1: And so they're very respectful when it comes to fill
Speaker 1: in hosts, Hey, it's j okay with this person, it's
Speaker 1: Jesse okay with that person. They're always asking Chris this stuff, right,
Speaker 1: Chris is Jesse okay? And Chris always gives them the
Speaker 1: same answer, because Chris knows Jesse doesn't care. And it's
Speaker 1: not that I don't. It's not that I don't care
Speaker 1: about you and your drive home or your workout or
Speaker 1: at work or however you listen to the show. It's
Speaker 1: not that I don't care about that. I understand that
Speaker 1: when I'm gone, for whatever it is, it is an
Speaker 1: opportunity for somebody who wants this gig. Like I said,
Speaker 1: everyone who does this wants this. It's an opportunity for
Speaker 1: them to shine. And so I don't want to try
Speaker 1: to control the process. I want somebody, get someone new
Speaker 1: every night, I don't care. Get somebody in there and
Speaker 1: see if somebody else can make your day great. Say go,
Speaker 1: I like, you know what blesses me And I don't
Speaker 1: know why. Maybe it's just because I'm an old man.
Speaker 1: It's baseball season, right, and you know professional baseball, the
Speaker 1: major leagues. You know that they have minor leagues Triple
Speaker 1: A and Double A and Single A and all that stuff.
Speaker 1: You know what, I've always loved when somebody gets a
Speaker 1: call up to the majors when he's playing Triple A
Speaker 1: or something like that, and he gets a call up
Speaker 1: at Hey, guess what so and so got hurt for
Speaker 1: the Atlanta Braves. We need you to show up and
Speaker 1: play right field for the next two games. And he
Speaker 1: shows up and performs. He shows up, has the opportunity
Speaker 1: of a lifetime underneath the bright lights and hits a
Speaker 1: bomb if he's a picture, goes out there and throws
Speaker 1: twelve kse and wins a game. Just boom, gets an
Speaker 1: opportunity and does it. I love that stuff. I nerd
Speaker 1: out on that stuff. So whenever there's a host, I
Speaker 1: don't care who it is, go get them, go shine.
Speaker 1: You know James T. Harris does. He does a lot
Speaker 1: of the feelings. James T. Harris. He's out about Phoenix, right,
Speaker 1: Chris Phoenix. Did you know that? I know James T
Speaker 1: from back in the day. I got to know him
Speaker 1: personally when I was running for Congress, before I was
Speaker 1: even in this business. And I think James T does
Speaker 1: a dynamite job whenever he fills in. But that's a
Speaker 1: guy who saw an opportunity. Hey, get to fill in,
Speaker 1: swing for the fences. He does. You enjoy him? You email?
Speaker 1: It makes me proud. I like that. I like people
Speaker 1: taking a big chance, betting on themselves, getting a big
Speaker 1: opportunity and killing it. I just have always. I don't
Speaker 1: know what that is, if that's an old man thing
Speaker 1: or I don't know what that is, but I like it. It
Speaker 1: does my heart well. Dear Princess Hans, you know that's
Speaker 1: not very nice. I heard you talking a couple of
Speaker 1: weeks back about the pain it would feel to be
Speaker 1: shot in the hand and that movies don't do it justice.
Speaker 1: My question to you is do you live in peace
Speaker 1: knowing your tiny baby hands are immune? You know what? Nevermind,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry I read that, Chris. Could we screen these
Speaker 1: emails from now on? Chris, Dear gigantic hands, Jesse, see,
Speaker 1: I like this guy. Let me say, I want to
Speaker 1: commend you for completing that fast last week. It was
Speaker 1: very inspirational for those who weren't paying attention. I fasted
Speaker 1: all morning one day and past noon. I existed on
Speaker 1: only a protein shake in several cups of coffee, to
Speaker 1: which producer Chris put me down at every turn, tried
Speaker 1: to tell me it wasn't a real fast or something
Speaker 1: like that. Anyway, Sorry, Chris, I inspired this guy. He
Speaker 1: goes on to say, I know it wasn't easy. You
Speaker 1: had to have been vamished, but you pulled it off.
Speaker 1: Thank you. I wanted to ask, is that if anyone
Speaker 1: ever told you you sometimes sound like Shaggy from Scooby Doo.
Speaker 1: Usually happens when you're reading, you're saying something you find
Speaker 1: very funny. Chris, what's Shaggy sound like? I don't remember Shaggy?
Speaker 1: Do I sound like Shaggy? I'm more high pitched. I
Speaker 1: was gonna say, how am I more high pitched than anybody? Okay? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't understand that, Master of reality. What was the
Speaker 1: weirdest animal? What is with? Asked doctor Jesse as it
Speaker 1: started early. What's the weirdest animal encounter you had with
Speaker 1: your dad in Montana? Weirdest animal encounter? I'll tell you
Speaker 1: this one. This actually wasn't Montana, but this is probably
Speaker 1: probably the most nerve racking animal encounter. In fact, I'll
Speaker 1: give you two of them. One isn't even mine. It's
Speaker 1: my dad's. Dad goes out. My dad was a big outdoorsman,
Speaker 1: much more than me, all about the hunting and fishing
Speaker 1: that he was that guy, right, He was always out
Speaker 1: there hunting and fishing. He went up deer hunting one
Speaker 1: time and it was snowy. It was Montana. It was
Speaker 1: deer hunting, and he's tracking these deer through the mountains,
Speaker 1: doesn't end up getting anything, starts making his way back.
Speaker 1: Towards the end of the day, he notices mountain lion tracks,
Speaker 1: essentially covering his tracks. Unbeknownst to him, he was being
Speaker 1: stalked by a mountain lion for a long period of
Speaker 1: time in the mountains of Montana, and he was up
Speaker 1: there by himself. Now, granted he had a high powered rifle,
Speaker 1: my dad's was Sorry. It was a very large man anyway,
Speaker 1: who was six four two fifty, and he would have
Speaker 1: had a side arm and a knife. It would have
Speaker 1: been one of the tougher meals that mountain lion ever
Speaker 1: tried to take down. But yeah, mountain lion, what Chris, Well,
Speaker 1: that's true. Look, it is a mountain lion and they
Speaker 1: are expert. Look, they kill elk because they're big cats.
Speaker 1: They know how to get a hold of your throat,
Speaker 1: and once they get your throat, you're basically done. But
Speaker 1: can they get your throat? I don't know. And I
Speaker 1: hadn't even grown yet to the point I could tell
Speaker 1: my dad. My cheetah hunting techniques and my plans that
Speaker 1: I intended to use if I ever get in a
Speaker 1: fight with the cheetah. I will give you a different
Speaker 1: animal encounter though, And then we are going to discuss
Speaker 1: the flag pole at the White House. It's an interesting
Speaker 1: thing for the left to get mad about. Next