Speaker 1: Think about last episode when Ellie riding high in the
Game of Ors, she was almost at Candyland. What goes
up to Joel and goes thanks for keeping it down.
This is when the Hubris kind of oozes out of
the victors of the Game of Oars and Joe ass
you shut the door. We didn't tone it down. Now
after that moment, she's knocked down a couple of pegs
and what does that mean? Paul Walker hit the nitrous oxside.
I'm gonna turn it to the thing, reclaim my status.
In fact, leap frog it. I'm getting promoted to elite dishwasher. Hi. Hello,
I'm Dylan. That's pat good to be here. We're doing
below deck. I have a stain on my sweater spicy
Asian dressing from how.
Speaker 2: Sorry about that?
Speaker 1: That's all good? How about that spring roll? Huh? You
like that spring roll?
Speaker 2: Pretty good?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Hi?
Speaker 2: Klen, Hey, Kaylen.
Speaker 1: How you doing, Buddy? I'm doing good. What do you
think of the episode, Buddy?
Speaker 2: That was a great episode.
Speaker 1: What did you think?
Speaker 2: I really enjoyed it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was a great episode. Go to patreon dot
com slash another podcast network for what oh.
Speaker 2: Real Housewives of Rhode Island, which is the best show
on television, The Valley, which is the worst show on
television yet still enjoyable. Yeah, and we recop it, so you.
Speaker 1: Know, Danny's a vicious little drug. But it's really good
to see. Uh well, not good but entertaining but kind
of also not.
Speaker 2: Summerhouse is behind that paywall. I think we got like
eighteen more episodes because I think Brod was gonna They're
gonna stretch that out.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yep, yep. I mean listen, Lawrence of Arabia was
four hours. Why can't we make the Summerhouse reunion four hours?
Is what they were saying over there. Agreed big time.
And you like the episode, Kaelin, I loved it. Okay, great,
let's get into our thoughts and also our pots. Pat,
why don't you go ahead and let me start with
my thoughts at pots? So okay, can you throw that
coffee over here? Okay? No, I was just kidding. I
was just kidding. I have somebody staying on me already,
so I was thinking we might as well. Just I'm
gonna move on. I'm gonna get my pots. Wow, this
episode is really delivering. The season is really delivering. Okay,
It's been a lot of funn these past couple of weeks.
Ellie is the thing. Ellie is also winning the game
of Wars right now.
Speaker 2: You see her dance and taunt Jenna at the Coconut bar.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Now, Jennon's facing adversity, and like any linebacker in
the NFL who has a good game, we'll tell you
after the game, it's about conquering adversity. Okay. Now, I
do think Jenna will conquer this. I think at the
end of the season she will get her stripes back. Baby,
I don't know, but tonight we get a full two
front war. Okay, and Jenna's.
Speaker 2: The Nazis what.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 2: So pondering that linebacker analogy, Yeah, you know, I thought
you were gonna say, like a linebacker that's really good
and then he got like gets in trouble because he's
smacking his wife around or something.
Speaker 1: No, but a lot of them do that. They'll smack
kids around. I mean Tyreek Hills. Like he's kicking down,
kicking kids down flights of stairs and stuff. And he's
getting on podcasts talking about how how cheat is fast.
It's like, what, wait, this is not sports show. You
were saying this he's not sports show. I give this
episode seventy eight pots. I feel horrible for Eddie. Juao
Is was so weird and Captain j Man is really
the father of this boat. Also, Batool has a great
moment even though she's not on the show. She had
a good episode, great moment, good episode. She's not in
the show.
Speaker 2: She's not on the show. Go ahead, Karma's a bitch
to quote the person not on the show. Yeah, you know,
thinking about the Jenna situation, friend of the show, now,
I would say normally, you know, we are the judge
and jury of the Sea Rats. Yeah, we render verdicts
on who's bad, who's good.
Speaker 1: Yea.
Speaker 2: In this situation, I think I agree with Botool who
said Karma is a bitch. Eddie engaged in this same behavior.
They're all guilty of the same bad Sea rat crime.
Speaker 1: Now, we always do this when there's a fallout, a
relationship fallout across any of the franchises on Bravo, be
at Vander Pumpy, at Summer House, be it Below Deck.
I mean, well, you guys are what you guys are
all young people slamming booze and bang each other on
reality TV? What are we doing here.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so it's it's tough. Actually, you know what, I
was gonna save this, but I think it's it's worth
bringing up now for sea rats on these boats. If
you really think about it, Caln is probably gonna be
surprising to hear this coming from me for the first time.
No one's ever mentioned this. These boats are actually prisons
for the sea rats. Take that in dell and in prisons.
Speaker 1: What are you doing right now?
Speaker 2: Well, I'm pointing out the behavior.
Speaker 1: Okay, okay.
Speaker 2: If you don't let prisoners have a release.
Speaker 1: Who did you say, can, you'd be surprised.
Speaker 2: I think I brought this up before. If you don't
let prisoners have a release, they start making mimosas out
of toilet water like crazy shit.
Speaker 1: Okay, here's my point.
Speaker 2: Keeping with the analogy, you need to let them.
Speaker 1: You're talking about like a tang mimosa.
Speaker 2: I don't know, you need to let them have conjugal visits.
What's taking place on this boat is they.
Speaker 1: Need a fucking release, right.
Speaker 2: That's why they're all going nuts. Jenna's going nuts, Bend's
going nuts, Eddie's going nuts. Yeah, they need a release.
Speaker 1: Ellie dumbn nuts.
Speaker 2: Balk and biscuit, Alicia. They're all losing their mind.
Speaker 1: Alisa has completely lost her mind. Alisa is dancing in
the background of almost every scene. She is in left
field always and I love it. It's one of my
favorite things about this season. It's just Alicia just being
completely These are your thoughts?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, sure. So my point is it's not their fault.
Speaker 1: Right, They're in prison. And what's so sad is that
this prison is a little bit like a Stanford experiment,
kind of like there's a an odious quality to the
illusion of fun. Right, well, nice yot right TV show
younger people, when you're done with work, you can go
eat pizzas at that one place right at that double
wide trailer in the jungle. You can go have pizzas there.
Speaker 2: So it's all don't mind the rabbit dogs.
Speaker 1: It's all masquerading as this fun experience. But no, it's
as if Palpatine himself constructed this to torment these young
adrift sea rats.
Speaker 2: Exactly. It's not any of their.
Speaker 1: False Nope, it's not so. For it was insane to
take away or stripes. Quite honestly, Oh that was nuts,
what do you what. Yeah, we'll get to it by.
Speaker 2: The way I You know, I don't know if you
were a fan of Animal House, but I it's akin
to uh, given the boys at that frat house, double
secret probation. Yeah, so what does this mean when you
take this away?
Speaker 1: Ah?
Speaker 2: Nothing? Yeah, yeah, you just don't you're a little lighter
because that piece of fabric.
Speaker 1: Can't even you feel it. You can't even feel it,
you won't be able to tell the difference.
Speaker 2: So so what I mean? Do I not get to
tell people what?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 2: You said it? Tell it?
Speaker 1: Begs the question? And like, you know, if it is
different and you can't feel it, then is it different? Right? Wow?
I know, crazy fucking.
Speaker 2: Crazy thoughts on aliens.
Speaker 1: All right, let's get to the show.
Speaker 2: All right.
Speaker 1: At the Coconut Bar, and Ben is really not thrilled
about the things that he's heard about Jenna and Eddie's affairs. Now, meanwhile,
Barbie's over there working on.
Speaker 2: Eddie, working on Eddie, pouring gasoline on the fire. Barbie,
you are showing up for work, thank you?
Speaker 1: Is that Caddy Patty?
Speaker 2: No, Barbie's doing a great job.
Speaker 1: You could have fooled me because that sounded like caddy Patty.
Speaker 2: Really, I don't think that's an insult. I think that's
a compliment.
Speaker 1: What what I just said? No?
Speaker 2: What I just said?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 2: Got it?
Speaker 1: You get why I could have been confused.
Speaker 2: Maybe it's the way my the way I said it.
All right, let me help about here, all right. Ben
walks away from Jenna, feeling played by her, and she's
more upset.
Speaker 1: Well, can we talk about Joeyles sitting on the ground
and professing his love to Daisy.
Speaker 2: Oh no, we'll get there, because I have a lot
to say about that. Yeah, I'll get there. Okay. Joel's
on one knee begging for Daisy's attention, and she's slurring
her way through a response. Daisy has a secret power,
dare I say a superpower. She's a living magnet to
exclusively womanizing losers. And I was like, I don't know
how she could use that superpower in the There used
to be.
Speaker 1: There, used to be this thing when Caitlin and I
were kids. It was like a magic ball. It was
like a Nestley mystery ball and it was chocolate and
you would break it up and there would be these
little piece of shit toys inside, like a simba and
maybe a tattoo that would wear off in five minutes, right,
what are you laughing at? Oh?
Speaker 2: They still exist, those shitty tattoos. Kids, if you're under five,
that is, it's like, that's the coolest thing in the world.
Oh my god. It's like getting a fucking basketball or something. Right,
So the kids have little expectations.
Speaker 1: They love basketballs. So when you crack one of these open,
it's like you're hoping that you're gonna get your favorite
thing right now. Daisy just cracks it up at it.
It's like Gary, there's not even Simba there, it's just Gary.
And he smells like cigarettes and he's drunk. And then
she's like, Okay, I'm gonna save him. Enough funny, I'm
gonna go to therapy. I'm gonna get a nude NESTLEI magic,
magic chocolate ball. And then it's j Wow, and he's
laying on the ground and he's like sweating and he's drunk,
talking about how he wants to cuddle with her, but
she knows that he doesn't mean that because he keeps
pushing her head down to his waist, and then.
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Speaker 2: All right back to Ben. Ben walks away from Jenna,
feeling played by her, and she's if you notice, she
was more upset at Eddie uh in that text being
shared for.
Speaker 1: Ratting her out.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I love that an arc the reasoning that's right,
it's not the crime, it's that who got her caught John,
I'm dumping you because your your friend Ernie told me
you got a blowdrop from a hooker in Vegas? Are
you fucking kidding me? What kind of wealthy is that?
He told me he was gonna keep his fucking mouth shut. Yeah,
what a fucking jerk.
Speaker 1: Well you can take it up with him at a
later point. But I'm trying to tell you that we're
getting a divorce and I'm taking half of everything that
we own.
Speaker 2: Couch that for a second, I need to call Ernie.
Speaker 1: Call him. I don't care. I've told you what's happening.
Speaker 2: I just told you. We'll talk about this later.
Speaker 1: Hey, Hey, what the fuck, Ernie? That's an old that's
an older name. I don't I don't think we're going
to see that name for a while. Well, I'm old.
You're a youthful and sexy Okay, right, kay? Absolutely? You
know what's not youthful and sexy?
Speaker 2: Jealousy, Ben.
Speaker 1: He's wearing a crossbody bag.
Speaker 2: That is.
Speaker 1: I think it's new. I've not seen it before this season.
Could be my mistake. But get it off. Rip it
off of you like it's a spider web. Okay, you
look ridiculous all right, So Jenna is pissed off, and
Daisy tries to intervene, and Jenna is on a fucking tirade. Okay,
she has Ellie turns into the hulkak the Thing AKA
and a zombie monster with organs on the outside. Jenna
has turned into that tonight.
Speaker 2: Very true and if but I do want to point
out if you looked in the background, as Jenna was
kind of losing her mind and Daisy was trying to
walk her off the cliff, the balk and Biscuit could
be seen in the background looking over at Jenna and
shaking her ass and having the best night of her life,
enjoying finally not being I guess the focus.
Speaker 1: Of Yeah, yeah, Ellie's she's she's like a great joy
I would say short lived victories.
Speaker 2: And yeah, you know what, well she's used to that.
Speaker 1: One. Don't don't. We don't need to. Okay, you don't
have privilege. You and I are, especially me. You grew
up with people putting cigarettes out on your arms, but
you didn't have to dive bombs.
Speaker 2: Okay, true, I was gonna it was meant to be
a compliment.
Speaker 1: Let's try it. Let's see if it was a sky.
Speaker 2: She lived jumping from one bomb after another, living one
minute at a time. Would you want to live like that?
Speaker 1: Well said, what did you jump on bombs? Like fucking
a Looney Tunes character? Okay, So at some point Jenna
and she confronts.
Speaker 2: Eddie Yeah about sharing that goddamn text.
Speaker 1: He flatly denies that he shared them, which is a lie?
Speaker 2: Is a lie? Are you Mark? Garrags and his lawyer
flatly denies, Yeah, it's called lying.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2: My client flatly denies that he touched those children. Yeah,
tell him, Mark, tell him, I never touched those boys,
flatly denies.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there was nothing flat about me.
Speaker 2: Unbelievable, all right.
Speaker 1: At some point her and Ben try to patch things up,
and Jenna goes nuts. This is where she really fucking
goes nuts. Now. I think that they head back and
the house the prison, and they have a little conversation
in the bunk. It does not go well, and Jenna
loses her mind. Now she is going around jumping over furniture.
She's a little bit like a little bit like saber
Tooth and X Men, Well, Wolverine's brother, Well.
Speaker 2: I compared her to a can you imagine a demon?
That's uh, like a real demon. It's blackout drunk, and
it doesn't want souls. It just wants to annoy you.
Speaker 1: What kind of demon are we talking about? Like an imp?
Or are we talking about like a ghostly.
Speaker 2: A ghostly ghoul? And like it doesn't want to like
walk through the hallways and creak and like scare you
and then eventually bring you to hell. It just wants
to annoy you.
Speaker 1: Right, and party a little bit, right, and demon should
be able to blow off a little steam too. Okay,
they work hard, they're just filled with hatred. Now, joou,
after all of this goes, uh, this is super you
know appropriate fucking chill out chiuau. Okay, it's a reality
TV show. I want to believe she's doing this.
Speaker 2: I wasn't sure. I wasn't sure where Ben was gonna
go with this because when immediately upon getting back to
the boat, Ben and Eddie have that powow and Ben's like, yeah,
I just want to let you know we kissed before. Yeah,
and they trade information and he's like, you know what, Eddie,
don't talk to Jenna, right, don't talk to her. And
I thought he might have a master plan here. Yeah,
but maybe he didn't.
Speaker 1: I don't know, well, Eddie really wants to talk to her,
and that was a bad idea. But we eventually wind
down and Juea and Daisy have a chat in the
bunk and he says to Daisy, the reason this season
has been my favorite is because of you, jue You
don't know what a season is. You don't have a
favorite season. You've been on an elongated quest for pussy
for the last nine years. Okay, season has been my favorite.
Come on. And also this love bombing is absolutely insane.
I mean, what have they cuddled one time and gone
to the pizza shop one time with each other? It's like,
what is going on? Pat's finding a sound effect on YouTube? No,
you've just got to wait for the ad to play.
It's a sleep mask. You can hit the link and
get twenty percent off three ninety nine dollars.
Speaker 2: I think I had their conversation.
Speaker 1: Oh there's another ad. It's for osteo.
Speaker 2: What osteoporosis?
Speaker 1: What do you call it? Osteo? Would you find the
fucking sound effect? Please? It was the grudge sound effect,
not doing a vocal fry thing.
Speaker 2: It was them talking. There's that.
Speaker 1: Country dud and it's coming to a fucking paramount. Plus, yeah,
what were you going to play?
Speaker 2: Well, it was them having a conversation and it was
really uh smoke ridden. Uh you know vocal chords, you know,
because they smoke a lot. They may make no sense
they do and none of this means anything.
Speaker 1: God, they love SIGs, all right, So we rise the
next morning. Next morning, Jenna heads up to say hi
to Ben and the two of them really knocking out
of the.
Speaker 2: Wait, hold on, you missed these small details that are
so fun. Eddie wakes up early and texts Jenna, will
you come over for a hug? She looks at her
phone and like shakes her head in discuss ha and
walks into the guest cabin where Ben now his room,
which I'd love because only a beloved cast member of
Below Deck would go. And she lays in bed with
him and they're really just having a conversation kind of.
She mounts him, and then she mounts him and then
they kiss.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think I'll have a bit of a weakness,
so I believe it was the pajamas she was mounting you.
Speaker 2: So I'd be hard for any man.
Speaker 1: I'd be hard for any man. So we get it, Ben.
But Eddie walks in and sees the canoodling, and he
is hurt. He's very, very hurt.
Speaker 2: I would be too, but you have to break down
the reasoning. Like Eddie, you guys both agreed that you
were kind of over it, and then if you're over it,
then you're over it. Then you've got to be pissed
at him. Don't be pissed at her.
Speaker 1: I just feel bad for him because he's such a
piece of fucking string cheese to this woman. I mean,
he can't do anything. She's looking at a text he's
sending her going hey, can we have a hug? And
she's going eugh, She's going up to the guest cabin.
It's really brutal stuff.
Speaker 2: Well, let's look back like we treat this kind of
like it's been a six months or something. But three
and a half weeks earlier he's text and Alicia.
Speaker 1: He's just nonsense, just just up late at night, pretty pissed,
drunk on I'd be an alien for you to leave, Jenna.
What does that mean? Okay, So anyways, we get to
Captain Jason.
Speaker 2: Ben Chat and I think this was a damage control
move by Ben because I think He was worried that
this would get to Captain Jason and somehow he'd be
implicated in causing this drama. Well, he figured, why were
you in the guys cabin? Why were you with a subordinate,
a new younger girl, and that's why he goes up
to Captain Jason.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he goes, hey, man, you know how it is,
You know how it is heart wants with the dick once? Right?
Oh yeah I might, Yeah, Oh I titally understand you might.
I was in the throes of what you're going through
when I ran in and tie you up through a
marina and killed dozens of people.
Speaker 2: But that's okay because I'm good looking.
Speaker 1: Yeah you are, mate, well kind of you look like
a Wolfson Grummut character, but you've got a tremendous amount
of charisma and you make a fantastic spring.
Speaker 2: Roll not eggs, stay away from eggs.
Speaker 1: All right?
Speaker 2: Okay, did Captain Jason drop that he's single in this episode?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Oh you you you you Captain Jason. I saw what
you were doing there. Why would he mention?
Speaker 1: Come one?
Speaker 2: Come all?
Speaker 1: All right, so we get to you another little chat
with Captain Jason.
Speaker 2: Well, hold on, chat with Eddie. He ain't having it.
Speaker 1: No, he's not having it.
Speaker 2: And then Jason chats with Eddie and Eddie wants to leave.
Speaker 1: Eddie walks down the beach. He's he's got his heat
down on the dumps. It's tough stuff. And Captain j
Man really turns into Daddy Jay here. I mean, he says,
he goes, you don't have to travel upstream for love.
Speaker 2: It shouldn't be a struggle.
Speaker 1: It's like, wow, that's a really good point, jay Man.
Love shouldn't be this tumultuous in the beginning. But what
Jason doesn't understand is that Eddie just wants to climax in.
We're on top of Jenna a couple of times, and
then conjugs. Now, yes, so worry about conjugal visions is
that you can sneak, you know, some stuff in there.
Bent all up the butthole, done in a thousand times.
Speaker 2: Now. The most important part of this exchange was obviously
Eddie reminding us that he didn't have a father, so
now he sees a father figure in Captain Jason. And
just at this very moment, Batool, who's not on the
show but now is on the show. She walks around
the corner hearing this and says to Eddie, you can
have my dad, but if you're gay, he'll throw you
off a building.
Speaker 1: She goes, you can have my dad. He goes, oh cool,
what's he like?
Speaker 2: Well, he loved fishing and making puzzles.
Speaker 1: Oh that's awesome.
Speaker 2: But if you can get past vaginal mutilation, he's a
great dad.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean he was pretty awesome. Dad took me
to a lot of sports games. If I lost, he
would punch me in the face. I had five moms.
I wasn't sure which one was my mom really, and
he hurled a lot of people off the tops of
a lot of buildings.
Speaker 2: We should cut this, No, we should Why their dad's dick,
she said it. Yeah, okay, So JW the story from Ben.
JW gets a story from Ben and j W ju yeah,
I can't write that out on my note. And he
tells and Ben tells him that what took place? And then,
of course what's gonna take place next? He's got to
tell everybody on the boat what Ben told him.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2: Why do people talk on these boats?
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah. He's a little bit of a gossip head.
Now Ben's breaking down a giant frozen wahoo when he
says it was the pajamas. Now I get it. We're
all sucker for some nice pajamas. Okay, but I think
it was more that she mounted you. Anyways, we get
to Batool talking to Jenna. No, this is when batoole
goes am I the only saying one here. He literally
just did this to Jenna. What are we all flipping
out of Jennifer? Okay, she's not.
Speaker 2: On the show, but she made a lot of sense
here that you was. Let's get to it.
Speaker 1: It's done for that shape name Kylen calmed down James.
We get to James and Kai. Now I don't even
know where does Garrett come in? Garrett's is the fluffy
one that's actually it's his birthday?
Speaker 2: And is he dating Kai?
Speaker 1: No, it's James Kys dating Kai. Will google it.
Speaker 2: Okay, here's my problem with this situation. That was confusing. Yeah,
James says, who's the primary opening, Da.
Speaker 1: Don't google it. It's not googleable. It's gonna try, thank you.
Speaker 2: He works for billionaires as a landscaper, and then the
following sentence is a list of people that are his clients.
Speaker 1: In the first name kett A Perry, Pamela Anderson.
Speaker 2: Okay, let's not start with that.
Speaker 1: Nate, Well, yeah, let's not start with that date. I mean,
Pamela Anderson's probably getting royalties and uh, Naked Gun was
a big movie and.
Speaker 2: That was a couple of million bucks in the bank
for that, I'm sure. But not a billionaire.
Speaker 1: No, but he's got some billionaire clients. They just don't
like to be named. Oh that was probably it. Yeah, okay,
I agree, maybe not starting Yeah, well, look, I.
Speaker 2: Don't want to give him some media training, then probably go.
I work for a bunch of very high end clients
that I can't name anyway.
Speaker 1: Guard, Yeah, he doesn't want to talk about how he's
been there when the deliveries are made. It's like, we
don't need to get into that. Have you ever seen
an ups guy drop a person off. That's weird. Probably
don't want to talk about that. They're upside down.
Speaker 2: Hey, I know you you guys gonna hunt me.
Speaker 1: I could do stuff for you. I have a massive
baseball card collection. I could give it to you. You
know what.
Speaker 2: I know you're not gonna do that. Fuck it. Can
I at least be stood up right before you're gonna
hunt me and possibly eat me, U assholes.
Speaker 1: He doesn't want to talk about that, so let's just
stick with Pamela Anderson.
Speaker 2: So Captain and Daisy chat.
Speaker 1: Captain and Daisy chat.
Speaker 2: Yes, I didn't care about that preference sheet. It was
very boring.
Speaker 1: Jam Man is filled in on the tee from last
night and he he's shocked, He's in awe. I had
no idea that Jenna was capable of something like this.
You're so professional.
Speaker 2: What the hell I have to say this, especially when
we get to the punishment. This is absurd. How many
times have we seen a relationship or sea rat whatever
hook up go sideways. There's yelling, their awkwardness.
Speaker 1: I thought it was insane that she got her stripes taken.
Speaker 2: Oh insane, Captain Jason, come on, now, this is ridiculous.
Speaker 1: Well, Ben heads out and he has oh, Joel and days,
you're gonna be going out a date? Oh yeah, that's right,
Ben and heads out, has a conversation with with Eddie.
Now I love ed Eddie's posture. Here Ben's Ben goes, hey,
I want to talk to you. He goes, okay, fuck you,
what's up? And he's like, listen, man, I understand why
you're upset, but I would ask you for a moment
to put yourself in my position. Then he goes, no,
I'm not gonna do that. Fuck you think your piece
of shit. Ben goes all right, Uh, that's fair, but
I want to tell you I respect you. He goes, okay,
well fuck you, I don't respect you, and then he
gets up and leaves. And that's how that conversationally. Fine
with that.
Speaker 2: Here's the thing that both Jenna and Uh and Ben
are trying to do. They're trying to get this issue
off their laps too quickly. People need to absorb what
you've done given.
Speaker 1: Give it till we're at the pizza place again and
a couple of things exactly.
Speaker 2: Let them absorb it, like just because you want this
brushed off your conscious right.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yep, it's a good point. It's very selfish. It's like, uh,
I don't like this, it's messy. Unload. So Juel and
Daisy have a little chat. Juwel needs to stop speaking
to Daisy like they are newly engaged, and they're Juel
speaks to Daisy like they're engaged and they're taking a
little too long to plan out the wedding, and he's
starting to get a little concerned that they might not
make it. He says, I'm scared of losing what we have.
Speaker 2: I need truth, saram, I need a needle right into
his arm and go, what do you What are you
more interested in in? Like her face or that camera lens.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Juel saying I'm scared of losing what we have
is like someone saying I'm scared of losing I don't know,
like a bag of Doritos's. It would suck, but you're good,
You'll be fine. It was just a bag of doritos.
I don't think they have a very robust love. I
think Joel's uh, you know, pretty manufact Yeah. Okay. So anyways,
Jenna talks to her very South African mother. Put your
fucking pride in your pocket.
Speaker 2: Put your fucking pride in your pocket.
Speaker 1: Let me know. Okay.
Speaker 2: So I love this because there's a couple of meanwhiles here.
Both are looking for help, Jenna and Eddie. Eddie's listening
to self help podcasts. He could have just read his
dad took off right, but he had but he well,
that's true, but I could be his dad. He should
have read how to close more ass for less money
or no money sorry, no money. Cracking the code.
Speaker 1: Hashtag cragging the code right, this is what I would
have told him.
Speaker 2: First off, he's cheap. Remember Jenna told us he asked
her to go Dutch on that data. There's right, Okay.
Speaker 1: Do the Dutch take umbrage with that?
Speaker 2: I think they do. Also their uh, they got thrown
on the Dutch oven. That's where you put your sleeping
with sheets and that's true ship. And they got those
fucking wooden shoes. Not a good look for the Dutch.
Speaker 1: Like the Dutch have offered more to a society, I
don't think so.
Speaker 2: That's all I know about them wooden shoes, being cheap
and farting in a bed. They need a new PR team.
Speaker 1: Because you know, you guys are the first like publicly
traded company and you like had Wall Street for a second.
You guys have done a lot of really cool stuff.
But when we think about you, we just think mayonnaise,
shitting in the bed, stupid shoes. It's splitting the.
Speaker 2: Bill loserss Let me help Eddie, all right, clip the
other day of Pat doing dominic.
Speaker 1: You're a loser. You're a loser. That's dominic.
Speaker 2: Okay, all right, so this is what I'll tell Eddie.
Because he's cheap, he's got to be creative. Okay, this
is cracking straight from a chap, from cracking the code. Okay,
all right, have Ben make some food for you. That's
but you don't tell him he's taking food for you
and Jenna to go on a date. Uh grab Jenna.
Hit the town where no one lives in that town.
Jenna told us it's just a bunch of rabbit dogs.
You go find a cute little part.
Speaker 1: Beryl, I don't know that they're all rabbit alright. I
would say a good majority of them are, but I
not all.
Speaker 2: Get a couple bottles of wine. She likes some veno,
and then that you have a romantic date. And then
also stop wasting your time complimenting her. Always a pure
positive and keep her on her toes. Ask questions, Ask
her questions, and.
Speaker 1: I would say, don't you don't want to pay for
the bottles of one, So just take them from the guests,
because the guests aren't going to know they get that'll
be at the back of the reserve. They'll be so
wasted at that point they're not going to go. Wait,
I thought we had seventeen bottles of yeah.
Speaker 2: And also don't and most importantly, don't forget to act
interested and keep it positive.
Speaker 1: I think that chip has sailed, but we'll see. So anyways,
we get and he's on Flame tour.
Speaker 2: Okay, oh you know what, Sorry, I have that conversation
with that. This is uh juhah and Daisy talking.
Speaker 1: Wait wait wait wait, get to the good part.
Speaker 2: That's where he tells her he's really into her relationship.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I remember that, he said, come on, give me
a chance. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I remember that. Okay, just
because it's so disgusting, stop at now Jenna. Friend of
the show, big fans of Jenna, But I will say
I take I take a little issue with one thing
that Jenna did tonight when we spoke to her.
Speaker 2: What I think she lied a couple of times in
that interview.
Speaker 1: You think, Well, when we talked to her, she said
that she and I didn't know if she was just
trying to kind of match our level of making fun
of the fact the Betool's son on the show. I'm
not sure, but she said I don't even remember her name.
Buttool comes up to Jenna and hugs her in a
really really sweet moment. And if that alone happened, you
should remember her name because Batool. While she is a ghost,
she is an apparition and she does not exist. It
was very cute of her to do that. Yeah, my god,
come on, Jenna. Now, Captain j Man is not happy. Okay,
she was champing oases, she was slamming doors.
Speaker 2: I can't believe I'm hearing.
Speaker 1: We've got to take her stripe. She's hauled up to
the crow's nest and her stripes are removed, and I
kind of I gotta say, Jenna handles it like a
fucking badass. She's just like, this is happening. I'm very
upset about it. I'm gonna have a cry in the
closet and then I'm gonna fucking get to work. And
that's exactly what she does.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I have to tell you, I like Jenna. I'm
very interested in.
Speaker 1: Me too, in her. Yeah, the guests arrive. I don't understand.
I don't understand this promoting thing that Ben promotes. Okay,
Ellie from fucking.
Speaker 2: So you're talking about the line where you eat the
Balkan biscuit takes small winds in her mind and Ellie,
you know, I love yeah, but you're doing some fucking
weird shit.
Speaker 1: Patrick. In the Game of Ores, there is no victory
small enough to not take credit for. Okay, she's also
no loss small enough to creator you. I mean, I mean,
think about last episode when Ellie riding high in the
Game of Ors, she was almost at can indieland what
goes up to Joel and goes thanks for keeping it down.
You know this is when the hubris kind of oozes
out of the victors of the Game of Oars and
joys is you shut the door? We didn't turn it down.
Now after that moment, she's knocked down a couple of pegs,
and what does that mean? Paul Walker hit the nitrous
ox side. I'm gonna turn into the thing, reclaim my status.
In fact, leap frog it. I'm getting promoted to elite dishwasher.
We're happy for everybody. The guests arrive, go get it girl,
Go get a girl. And they want a cocktail, a
little wellness in a glass, muddling ginger in vodka. I
don't want that. That's disgusting. Yeah, it's too Have you
ever had a wellness shot? That's that's I don't like God.
Speaker 2: What's what's that fucking drink that was all the rage
a couple of years ago with.
Speaker 1: That's ginger beer. That's ginger with same stuff. I don't
think so muddle ginger is fucking strong. Okay. Ben comes
out and has a conversation with Jenna. He goesh, Bebe,
I just want to tell you, Bebe, this is gonna
be a lot for me right now, babe by.
Speaker 2: John, And I gotta focus on my job, which means
ruining people's vacations.
Speaker 1: See see if I'm in a twine in this thing
with you, then I can't focus on ruining people's lives. Okay,
and Jenna, it's almost like a hitchhiker coming up to
you at a gas station and telling you that they
don't want to ride, and you're like, no, no, that's
that's totally fine. You're disgusting. So I wasn't gonna let
you in the car.
Speaker 2: Now, to be fair though, And I do love that analogy. Yeah,
she did say at some point the night before, like
I want to continue things with you.
Speaker 1: Come on. At this point, she's decided it's best to
focus on the job. But he doesn't know that, so
he hits up and has that conversation. Now we get
to whole fish gate.
Speaker 2: Okay, what the fuck is going on here?
Speaker 3: Now you're the culinary absolutely, However, I'm thinking to myself,
I even know that there's a ton of fucking bones
in this particular fish snapper.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I believe.
Speaker 1: Okay, there's a ton of bones in every fish.
Speaker 2: That's why I don't like fish this fish.
Speaker 1: Yeah, So what the hell if there's a food where
people are like, oh, and that just the last step
is just to take out tweezers and pull out all
of the little grenade bones that might get locked. Nope,
I'm out. I'm actually gonna have a peanut butter and
jelly sandwich because that can't kill me or make me
have an itchy throat for three weeks. Right, No thanks,
But yes, let's talk about this insane, fucking essentially prank
that Ben trying on himself in the guests. So he
wants to turn Daisy into a dover soul technician, a
table side fileying st for all of the guests. Now,
you can't do this all at once. The reason why
the dover sole person works is because there's usually one
lunatic at a table who will order a ninety dollars
fish that tastes like shit? Right, So that's not You're
never gonna have a four top order the same fish. Now,
this is an eight top all having the same fish
which needs to be fileyed. This is a skill. You
can't just tell someone go make bananas Foster's table side.
That doesn't make any sense. You have to practice and
learn this. Daisy is a c rat. Okay, she just
got done smoking a cigarette. She has no idea how
to filet a fish yet alone eight at one time.
What is she an octopus? No, she's a sea rat.
So she goes up there and does the best thing
that she can do. Here, you go do your best. Now.
Someone pipes up and goes, there's a lot of boos.
You eat this? She goes, do you want us to
filey it? Now? That boomerangs around the table, and how
they all know I actually can pass this off to
somebody else. There are a couple of brave souls who
try to go at it with a butter knife, and
it looks like the fish was put through some kind
of magic bullet. By the end of it, it is
a congealed wad. Uh just little pieces of snappers.
Speaker 2: I was shocked when Captain Jason said the fish looked
like it was cook Well, it looked like it went
through a washing machine with the detergent.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, absolutely, Robert Durst got its hands on this fish.
That's what it looked like. But my favorite was Joao going, uh,
I can take that for you. It goes around in
a fucking token, tries to filet the fish. The fish
is mosh. You can't filly it. The only thing you
can do is chew as hard as you can on
the bones to grind them into a seasoning of sorts
that will not kill you. Zero bots. We'll see what
happens next week. Get in the comments, let us know
what you thought about the episode. I'm doing saying goodbye, Pat,
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