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<v Speaker 1>Callaroga Shark Media.

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<v Speaker 2>Hi there, Johnny Mack with your daily comedy news. I

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<v Speaker 2>will talk about this David Letterman guy, he had Adam

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<v Speaker 2>Sandler Runner show. We'll talk about it on the second half.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm starting to wonder now have I been on the

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<v Speaker 2>wrong team for the last thirty something years? Should I

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<v Speaker 2>have been Team Jay the whole time? As Dave lost

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<v Speaker 2>his way? We'll get into that. The true King of

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<v Speaker 2>twelve thirty. Conan O'Brien, he's going to be on the

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<v Speaker 2>Rest Is History podcast. That is a fantastic podcast. Have

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<v Speaker 2>you ever listened to that one? They're doing an episode

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<v Speaker 2>about the Beatles. Have you been watching the new version

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<v Speaker 2>of Anthology on Disney Plus? Well, I haven't, because you know,

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<v Speaker 2>that would be supporting fascism. But I heard some other

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<v Speaker 2>people are watching it and they're saying it's really good

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<v Speaker 2>in that they've upscaled the video. But of course I

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<v Speaker 2>don't do such things. I go upstairs and I watch

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<v Speaker 2>the nineteen ninety five DVDs of Anthology. The Rest Is

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<v Speaker 2>History is doing a two part special. Conan O'Brien said

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<v Speaker 2>they were singer songwriters who wrote their own music and

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<v Speaker 2>in so many ways broke the mold. Most groups at

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<v Speaker 2>the time had a clear frontman Deanna and the Bell Mouns,

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<v Speaker 2>for example, and there was a real pressure on them

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<v Speaker 2>to follow that model. For a moment they were even

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<v Speaker 2>Johnny and the Moondogs, but they always knew they were

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<v Speaker 2>a group. Now, as I'm rewatching the nineteen ninety five

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<v Speaker 2>anthology DVDs up until like sixty five, it really is

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<v Speaker 2>John Lennon and the guys. And then I actually believe

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<v Speaker 2>in the Paul is Dead theory. I think Billy Shears,

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<v Speaker 2>who are you familiar with? This Paul is dead replaced

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<v Speaker 2>by a look alike. Some people refer to him as

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<v Speaker 2>Billy Shears, some refer to him as William Campbell. But

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<v Speaker 2>whoever the replacement Paul McCartney is, that guy is a

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<v Speaker 2>Hall of Famer because if you accept the theory is true,

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<v Speaker 2>which of course it is William Campbell, Billy Shears has

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<v Speaker 2>had a Hall of Fame career if you just look

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<v Speaker 2>at the late Beatles stuff after John kind of checked out,

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<v Speaker 2>and then all the stuff from Wings in the solo years,

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<v Speaker 2>fake Paul McCartney has put out a body of work

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<v Speaker 2>that the real Paul McCartney couldn't touch. I mean, it

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<v Speaker 2>really was John Lennon and the Beatles up until basically

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<v Speaker 2>the replacement. Think about it, Get your DVDs out, watch

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<v Speaker 2>the original anthology. Don't support fascism and you'll see what

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<v Speaker 2>I mean. I digress. Conan said, the Beatles single handedly

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<v Speaker 2>brought us from black and white to color. The volume

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<v Speaker 2>of work they have is incredible. They remain as relevant

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<v Speaker 2>today as they were in nineteen sixty four, and I'm

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<v Speaker 2>proud of you, guys. I thought I was going to

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<v Speaker 2>have to get on here today and lecture everyone this

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<v Speaker 2>Jim Gaffigan Bourbon video. It has now leveled off. It

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<v Speaker 2>is steady at three and a half million views. That

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<v Speaker 2>means either the algorithm has slowed it down or you

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<v Speaker 2>guys came to your senses to stop watching this thing,

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<v Speaker 2>and I thank you for that. I did notice it

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<v Speaker 2>has three and a half million views, but only twenty

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<v Speaker 2>seven thousand likes. I was curious, is that a lot

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<v Speaker 2>of likes? It doesn't seem like a lot of likes,

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<v Speaker 2>But I asked chat cheapt who said, short answer, yes,

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<v Speaker 2>that's solid, not spectacular, but definitely not bad. Here's how

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<v Speaker 2>it breaks down. According to chat cheapt. A typical YouTube

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<v Speaker 2>like a rate is a round point five percent to

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<v Speaker 2>two percent. Jim Gaffigan's video is at point seven seven percent.

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<v Speaker 2>That's comfortably within the normal band. Chat says, for a

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<v Speaker 2>video with three and a half million views, the platform

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<v Speaker 2>average would put you somewhere between seventeen thousand, five hundred

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<v Speaker 2>likes and seventy thousand likes. Again, the burb video as

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<v Speaker 2>twenty seven thousand. Chat says twenty seven thousand sits in

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<v Speaker 2>the lower middle range respectable engagement, especially if the content

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<v Speaker 2>is something that naturally drives people to smash the light button.

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<v Speaker 2>What it usually means is people watch the video but

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<v Speaker 2>didn't feel a strong emotional push to interact. The reach

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<v Speaker 2>is high views, but the engagement intent might be mild.

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<v Speaker 2>Still totally healthy, nothing to worry about. Kevin Hart has

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<v Speaker 2>put out his mount Rushmore of comedians. Now, any mount

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<v Speaker 2>Rushmore of comedians is so complicated, because you know where

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<v Speaker 2>do you start? I usually start somewhere around Lenny Bruce,

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<v Speaker 2>George Carlin in the sixties, because how do you really

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<v Speaker 2>compare modern stand up to what people did and say vaudeville?

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<v Speaker 2>It doesn't work. So I will tell you who Kevin

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<v Speaker 2>Hart picked and then you can lose your mind about

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<v Speaker 2>it and whatever. It's just a guy saying here's four

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<v Speaker 2>comedians I like. On that note, Billboard has put out

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<v Speaker 2>a their list of the top stand up comedians of

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<v Speaker 2>the twenty first century. I have not looked at it

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<v Speaker 2>at all. I shared it in the Facebook group, which

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<v Speaker 2>is Daily Comedy News Podcast. I want to save that

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<v Speaker 2>because that is candidly perfect holiday weekend filler, like Christmas weekend.

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<v Speaker 2>I believe Christmas is a Thursday. So I dropped this

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<v Speaker 2>in for the Sunday, but I am curious about it.

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<v Speaker 2>I might actually record that day's show right after this,

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<v Speaker 2>just so I know who they did. And if I

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<v Speaker 2>do that, I'll drop it early for the paid subscribers,

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<v Speaker 2>so you know we have this whole plus thing. If

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<v Speaker 2>you would like this show without commercial interruption any occasional

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<v Speaker 2>early episode, what you do is you open up Apple Podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>There's a banner there it says uninterrupted listening. You click

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<v Speaker 2>that five bucks a month. You get this show and

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<v Speaker 2>most everything else here on the CALLI urga Shark Network,

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<v Speaker 2>including five Good News Stories, which I host as well.

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<v Speaker 2>You get all that commercial free five bucks a month.

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<v Speaker 2>Great way to support the show, and again, if I

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<v Speaker 2>have my act together, I'll drop that second episode for

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<v Speaker 2>the paid people shortly. I'm having some microphone problems today.

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<v Speaker 2>I had to go into the shoe box here in

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<v Speaker 2>the studio and find an old adapter. I have a

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<v Speaker 2>USB C to USB A adapter so I can use

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<v Speaker 2>the microphone on my MacBook and the one I've been using. Oh,

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<v Speaker 2>you're kind of crapped out, but I found an old one.

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<v Speaker 2>It seems like we're steady. I digress. You don't care

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<v Speaker 2>about any of that. Kevin Hart his mount Rushmore of comedy.

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<v Speaker 2>Kevin Hart said prior always is on there first, and

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<v Speaker 2>his other three picks Eddie Murphy, Dave Chappelle and Chris Rock. Again,

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<v Speaker 2>I almost went on a diet tribe about how Eddie

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<v Speaker 2>Murphy is just a Richard Pryor cover act, even though

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<v Speaker 2>I love him. But I'm not taking the bait. We

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<v Speaker 2>can debate this all day, so sure, Richard Pryor, Eddie Murphy,

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<v Speaker 2>Dave Schapelle, Chris Rock, why not build a mountain put

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<v Speaker 2>their face up on it. I don't care. Hart explained,

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<v Speaker 2>Chris Rock is someone who became a multi hyphen it

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<v Speaker 2>in the business of entertainment but still stayed true to

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<v Speaker 2>the craft. Dave Chappelle is just the voice of comedy today.

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<v Speaker 2>Eddie Murphy showed what a star looked like, and he

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<v Speaker 2>did not elaborate, Nor does anyone need to on the

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<v Speaker 2>greatness of Richard Pryor. On most lists of Richard Pryor

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<v Speaker 2>and George Carlin to finish one or two, depending on

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<v Speaker 2>who made the list. There was a time when Louis

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<v Speaker 2>c k was being compared to George Carlin as the

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<v Speaker 2>modern day George Carlin. You don't hear that so much anymore.

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<v Speaker 2>Louis who is you know? So canceled and he did

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<v Speaker 2>the naughty stuff and then he went to Riodd and

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<v Speaker 2>everyone's just mad at him. Well, he's on the New

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<v Speaker 2>York Times Bestseller's list for hardcover fiction titles. Who's buying

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<v Speaker 2>this book? Someone is ck went on Instagram and wrote, Hello,

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<v Speaker 2>I want to share the happy news that my debut novel,

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<v Speaker 2>Ingram is at the New York Times bestseller List, number fourteen.

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<v Speaker 2>It's been a very rich experience having it out in

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<v Speaker 2>the world and hearing how much people like it. You

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<v Speaker 2>can order Ingram hardcover ebook or audiobook at the link

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<v Speaker 2>in my bio. Now I'm curious. Let's see what else

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<v Speaker 2>is on the list. What am I looking for here?

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<v Speaker 2>New York Times Bestseller List. But it's a subdivision, right,

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<v Speaker 2>bestseller hardcover fiction titles. All right, New York Times Bestseller

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<v Speaker 2>Hardcover Fiction. Here is the list. Oh look, as I

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<v Speaker 2>record this a little after three on Tuesday, no longer

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<v Speaker 2>on the list. Oh no, no, no, I'm looking at

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<v Speaker 2>They have the top fifteen here, and I'm not seeing

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<v Speaker 2>Louis ck On here. So I guess it was a

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<v Speaker 2>little little bit of a shooting star there. And for

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<v Speaker 2>the second time today, sanity is resuming here in the

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<v Speaker 2>world of comedy watching gaff again, you stop buying Louis

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<v Speaker 2>c k books. Next thing, you'll come around on Adam

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<v Speaker 2>Sandler being a great dramatic actor and a terrible comedian.

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<v Speaker 2>You'll come around. I'm having a good day here. This

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<v Speaker 2>is much better than the week's been going up until now.

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<v Speaker 2>If you're curious. Louis said he's going to be at

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<v Speaker 2>the Barnes and Ople bookstore at the Grove in Los

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<v Speaker 2>Angeles for a book signing on December sixth. Dustin Nickerson

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<v Speaker 2>was quite happy that the Carolina Panthers beat the Los

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<v Speaker 2>Angeles Rams. That's right, Panthers thirty one, Rams twenty eight.

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<v Speaker 2>But you see, Dustin Nickerson is a fan of the Seahawks. Now,

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<v Speaker 2>all these teams are in the forty nine ers way, Well,

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<v Speaker 2>not the Panthers, but Nickerson, the Seahawks fan posted Dear

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<v Speaker 2>Carolina Panthers, thank you sincerely, Seahawks fans. Jim gaff again

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<v Speaker 2>stuck at three and a half million views. He was

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<v Speaker 2>on Jimmy Kimmel's show and said he doesn't think of

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<v Speaker 2>himself as dumb. I do dumb things. Let me talk hypothetically.

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<v Speaker 2>Here's how dumb men are. I'm gonna think of a

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<v Speaker 2>hypothetical man. Let's say a football coach. Let's say an

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<v Speaker 2>NFL coach. Let's say this football coach has won five

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<v Speaker 2>Super Bowls. This is quite funny. Let's say he had

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<v Speaker 2>this legacy, and let's say this brilliant mastermind had his

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<v Speaker 2>legacy destroyed by a twenty four year old social media manager.

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<v Speaker 2>Kimmel cuts in, he goes, this is all hypothetical. Old

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<v Speaker 2>Gaffigan says, yeah, hypothetically speaking, Now, maybe they're in love.

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<v Speaker 2>He's seventy three, she's twenty four. I know some people

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<v Speaker 2>have an issue with that, and those people are called women.

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<v Speaker 2>But you know, guys, hear that agent like, you know, hey,

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<v Speaker 2>love is love, right. My point is she's not evil,

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<v Speaker 2>he's dumb. And now my dogs are working. Guys, I

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<v Speaker 2>just fixed the microphone. I'm just trying to get the

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<v Speaker 2>show today. Maria Bamford caught up with New yot ned.

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<v Speaker 2>She was talking about Late Night and said, in nineteen

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<v Speaker 2>ninety nine, and I think I was on Conan, I

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<v Speaker 2>didn't feel good at all. I felt so scared. I

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<v Speaker 2>was surprised by that because I thought, isn't this supposed

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<v Speaker 2>to feel great when your dreams come true? But I

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<v Speaker 2>felt very bad and super scared. It wasn't fine. It

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<v Speaker 2>was three and a half or four minutes of time.

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't grow up with entertainment my family, so I

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<v Speaker 2>think I associated this weird magic with it, like, oh,

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<v Speaker 2>if it's on TV, then it's a bigger deal in

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<v Speaker 2>real life. And it turns out real life is almost

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<v Speaker 2>exactly like TV. Nw YO asked her about Colbert Gate

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<v Speaker 2>and Kimmelgate. Bamford said, well, the sad thing is people

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<v Speaker 2>don't notice the lack of free speech until it starts

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<v Speaker 2>affecting white males. It seems like our country is just

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<v Speaker 2>not itself anymore because there's fear of retribution. I mean,

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<v Speaker 2>people get death threats now for saying what they believe.

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<v Speaker 2>I've had that myself. I did this goofy thing where

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<v Speaker 2>I fought a restraining order against Trump so he couldn't

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<v Speaker 2>come within one hundred feet of my house. I put

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<v Speaker 2>that on social media because I thought it was funny,

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<v Speaker 2>and he is an unregistered sex offender, so there's no

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<v Speaker 2>reason to be afraid of him. But then as soon

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<v Speaker 1>Sixteen Comedians, one Island, and in the end, only one

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<v Speaker 2>Podcast Group and give me your nominees for who should

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<v Speaker 2>I welcome your nominations. Mike chimed in. He argued for

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<v Speaker 2>that's true. Also a good nomination from Mike for Kevin Hart,

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<v Speaker 2>Mike points out because if there ever was a comedy survivor,

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<v Speaker 2>Kevin won't be too busy for it. That's right. He

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<v Speaker 2>Seth Myers that it wrote back? Is that a nomination?

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<v Speaker 2>top of the show. I think pretty much everyone is

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<v Speaker 2>now on board realizing that Adam Sandler is one of

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<v Speaker 2>the great dramatic actors of our time. In this movie

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<v Speaker 2>Ja Kelly, which is on Netflix Friday night, I'm actually disappointed.

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<v Speaker 2>I have a wedding Friday night, so I can't watch

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<v Speaker 2>Adam Sandler's movie Friday night. Hopefully Saturday night I'll get

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<v Speaker 2>to it. But this weekend is December seventh, as you know,

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<v Speaker 2>So I don't know what I'm gonna get to Despite

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<v Speaker 2>agree Adam Sandler one of the great dramatic actors of

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<v Speaker 2>our time, one of the worst comedians who ever was.

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<v Speaker 2>And this brings me to David Letterman. So David Letterman

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, Dave has lost his way. So this reminds me.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm a Jimmy Buffett fan, And at one point there

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<v Speaker 2>to start the Church of Letterman Orthodox. Those of us,

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<v Speaker 2>the true believers who understand that twelve thirty David Letterman

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<v Speaker 2>was great, eleven thirty David Letterman was okay. And now

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know what's happening. He does not want to

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<v Speaker 2>make twelve thirty great again. Supporting Seth Myers and now

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<v Speaker 2>interviewing Adam Sandler about comedy. Now I didn't watch this yet.

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<v Speaker 2>The real thing that happened is I was sitting in

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<v Speaker 2>I haven't actually watched My Next Guest needs no Introduction

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<v Speaker 2>or whatever that show's called on the Netflix. Decider saw

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<v Speaker 2>interview itself starts chronologically enough. We find out about Adam

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<v Speaker 2>Sandler's time at NYU, where people told them he was funny.

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<v Speaker 2>Sandler appearing in an early episode of The Cosby Show

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<v Speaker 2>with that Bill Cosby guy, Yeah, what's that about him?

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<v Speaker 2>Should we look into this? Sandler played Theo's friend Smitty,

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<v Speaker 2>the really bad decisions in Lorne Michael's Great career, he

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<v Speaker 2>puts Adam Sandler on SNL. Now, finally there's a chunk

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<v Speaker 2>where Letterman wakes the hell up and focuses on Sandler's

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<v Speaker 2>dramatic turns and punch, drunk love and uncut gems. Hopefully

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<v Speaker 2>I haven't seen it yet. Letterman asks him about the

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<v Speaker 2>Basketball movie. In the Space Movie, Decider tells us the

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<v Speaker 2>structure of the episode isn't linear in the conversation sometimes overlap,

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<v Speaker 2>with Sandler repeating stories in slightly different ways more awkward,

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<v Speaker 2>though Letterman veering off course multiple times in their conversation.

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<v Speaker 2>A spotlight work Sandler has done for Netflix this year,

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<v Speaker 2>including Happy Gilmore IWO, ugh Awful. The folks over at

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<v Speaker 2>Parade Magazine watched it and they focused on a story

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<v Speaker 2>Sandler told about his grandmother. There's a big story in

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<v Speaker 2>my house. I was in Florida visiting, and I took

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<v Speaker 2>and that night I was taking another shower and my

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<v Speaker 2>grandmother said, you take a lot of showers, and I

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<v Speaker 2>said yeah, and she said, I think you're entertaining yourself

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<v Speaker 2>up there. Sandler says he did not use that anecdote

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<v Speaker 2>in his very first stand upset, but also says I

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<v Speaker 2>was devastatingly bad and nobody laughed. I mean, yeah, that's

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<v Speaker 2>not hard to believe at all. We've also learned, and

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<v Speaker 2>Sandler says, I say so many things about my wife

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<v Speaker 2>and kids that aren't true. I make stuff up and

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<v Speaker 2>like to remind my audience that none of it is true.

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<v Speaker 2>And I love my wife. I think during the show

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<v Speaker 2>when I'm saying things about her, she must go. Let's

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<v Speaker 2>move on. And we also learned from Sandler's appearance on

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<v Speaker 2>the Drew Barrymore Show that wife Jackie and Drew Barrymore,

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<v Speaker 2>few watchable Adam Sandler movies, they're trying to get Adam

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<v Speaker 2>Who's weight, Which is funny because I'm actually dieting this week,

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<v Speaker 2>and I'm not doing a bit down four pounds already.

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<v Speaker 2>Why are you dining John? Because John found out oh

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<v Speaker 2>my physicals at the end of this week, and as

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<v Speaker 2>twenty five pounds in five days. Hey, I lost four.

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<v Speaker 2>Drew Barrymore asked the great actor Adam Sandler. I heard

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<v Speaker 2>that Jennifer Aniston is part of Jackie, Sonny and Sadie's

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<v Speaker 2>crusade for you to eat healthy. What is this? I've

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<v Speaker 2>seen your pantry. It's pretty healthy. Sandler joked. His wife

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<v Speaker 2>bought grocery, so every milk has some sort of nut involved,

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<v Speaker 2>role by Adam Sandler, out on Netflix on Friday. David Letterman,

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<v Speaker 2>Get it together, pal, and that is your comedy news

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<v Speaker 2>for today. See tomorrow.