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<v Speaker 1>It's a big day here at everything is a bitch.

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<v Speaker 1>For episode sixty, We've got my birthday. Boy, I'm bored

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<v Speaker 1>AJ Happy birthday, buddy.

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you, buddy, Thank you pal. Sixty four years old.

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<v Speaker 2>Never thought I hit that number. And now that I've

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<v Speaker 2>hit it, I gotta get more. I mean, I got

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<v Speaker 2>to keep going. But yeah, I feel like you know,

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<v Speaker 2>when we were kids, when the Beatles sang when I'm

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<v Speaker 2>sixty four, I love that song. So it's a cute song.

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<v Speaker 2>I never imagined i'd be at that age. I just

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<v Speaker 2>never thought i'd get that old.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know, Okay, as a kid, maybe because you

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<v Speaker 1>had no reference point or context, But as an adult,

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<v Speaker 1>you thought, did you know?

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<v Speaker 2>I thought I thought you'd die before sixty four. I

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<v Speaker 2>thought I was gonna die forty. And I did my

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<v Speaker 2>best too for a while. No, I lost so many

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<v Speaker 2>huncles and aunts and my parents at relatively young ages.

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<v Speaker 2>They were all in their fifties and early sixties. So

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<v Speaker 2>I thought, okay, I'm you know, I'm not gonna make it.

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<v Speaker 2>This must be in our jeens something. But and now

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<v Speaker 2>I'm still going, still kick it all. I spent the

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<v Speaker 2>day at the doctor yesterday because of a stupid nasal ship.

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<v Speaker 2>My liver and kidneys are good, which shocked me. Shocked me,

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<v Speaker 2>so I didn't want to me right, I know, I know.

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<v Speaker 2>I even have the paperwork and it says liver kid

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<v Speaker 2>look great, but you're slightly anemic. And my white blood

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<v Speaker 2>cells it low. My blood red blood plate let's a low.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like all this ship. So I gotta go back

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<v Speaker 2>and get He gave me some stuff, be twelve shot

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<v Speaker 2>and stuff to get on my feet is some sluggish

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<v Speaker 2>and and then get some get some blood work to

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<v Speaker 2>really well. I got some imaging, to be honest with you,

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<v Speaker 2>because this dry coff I mean, I saw like I

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<v Speaker 2>saw like them eighty so bad. I'm not a hypochondriac,

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<v Speaker 2>but I hate that I have to, you know, pull

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<v Speaker 2>out of shows now and then because I'm sick. It sucks.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh, dude, are you running into people everywhere talking to

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<v Speaker 1>you about peptides?

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<v Speaker 2>Are you hearing that I take them? You do what

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<v Speaker 2>you hate HCP one fifty five. I think it's called

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<v Speaker 2>let me see. I got them on the internet. You

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<v Speaker 2>know Rogan and all those people talking about him, and

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<v Speaker 2>you know a lot of my doctor is a peptide

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<v Speaker 2>expert too, and he said, you gotta be careful. A

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<v Speaker 2>lot of those things are, you know, from China. I'm

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<v Speaker 2>getting it wrong. It's not HCP, but it's I don't

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<v Speaker 2>want to leave if I don't want to leave the mic,

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<v Speaker 2>but I'll send it to you. I'll take you a

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<v Speaker 2>picture of the bottle.

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<v Speaker 1>How long have you been doing it?

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<v Speaker 2>About seven months?

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<v Speaker 1>And oh you have okay, yeah, you're injecting yourself.

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<v Speaker 2>No no, no, no supplements, no no, no, I don't take

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<v Speaker 2>I have no needles.

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<v Speaker 1>No.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, the needles is a whole different story. That's supposed

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<v Speaker 2>to be great. But no, I'm just taking the supplements.

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<v Speaker 2>You know. I for for a while, you know, I

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<v Speaker 2>was always on some boxing for a long time, and

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<v Speaker 2>then I started taking to peptides and I wasn't I

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<v Speaker 2>didn't wake up with back pain as much. I stopped

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<v Speaker 2>taking some box on for like seven months. Now, rarely

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<v Speaker 2>have a painting pill. I don't have any to begin with.

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<v Speaker 2>But I'm all, eyeb yourprofien now. But yeah, the peptides

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<v Speaker 2>seem to have done. I take beat root and all

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<v Speaker 2>sorts of shit milk thistle. But peptids are other thing, man.

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<v Speaker 2>They're really good.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, there's a huge difference between I know, doing the

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<v Speaker 1>injection and taking pills though. Sure, sure, but the folks

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<v Speaker 1>that are taken, I mean not probably. I had five

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<v Speaker 1>discussions with people in the last week, all of whom

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<v Speaker 1>have had thirty pounds, fifty pounds, forty pounds, twenty five pounds, whatever,

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<v Speaker 1>all in like four or five six weeks. Yeah, all

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<v Speaker 1>talking about how they feel ten years younger, that they

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<v Speaker 1>have this boundless energy. I mean all this time, I'm like, okay, man,

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<v Speaker 1>maybe I don't have the money, man, I need to

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<v Speaker 1>think about this shit.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, the injections. I mean, look, I know that I was,

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<v Speaker 2>like I said, you and Kenny with me, and Kenny

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<v Speaker 2>would go to weight challenge and I was two forty

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<v Speaker 2>five on New Year's Day and I'm too eighteen yesterday.

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<v Speaker 2>That's great, that's great. I'm not running, I'm not sweating

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<v Speaker 2>shit out. I'm not running around the park. I walk,

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<v Speaker 2>but that's good. I don't come home drink and wet,

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<v Speaker 2>So I mean, I don't know it's doing something.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, well that's about the timing, right. So you said

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<v Speaker 1>you're on them for seven months, and you start out

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<v Speaker 1>doing all that in January.

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<v Speaker 2>It tasts like six weeks for have to kick in,

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<v Speaker 2>I think, but I liked them a lot. My wife's

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<v Speaker 2>got to have terrible back. She's got like four compressed discs.

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<v Speaker 2>She went to the er. She got you know, flex roles,

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<v Speaker 2>some cortizone shot, oh, you name it. I want to

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<v Speaker 2>get her them too, because getting the surgery at fifty whatever,

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<v Speaker 2>she is fifty two fifty two. I mean, it's not

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<v Speaker 2>as dangerous as it used to be, but that's gonna

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<v Speaker 2>layer up forever, you know.

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<v Speaker 1>It depends on what it is. I mean. I walked

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<v Speaker 1>out of the hospital for my second back surgery.

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<v Speaker 2>I did too, yeah, you know, and I was in.

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<v Speaker 1>So much pain going into it. I thought I'd be

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<v Speaker 1>laid up for weeks.

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<v Speaker 2>But you and I have a heart. Spine looks like

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<v Speaker 2>a question mark, that's how bent to the right it is.

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<v Speaker 2>And then the muscles cramp on one side of your back.

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<v Speaker 2>And she got the side of a hit pain that's

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<v Speaker 2>driving it crazy. So I've been there, but my mind's

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<v Speaker 2>always been straight. But it had bulging discs.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, me too. And it is no fun. No, it sucks,

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<v Speaker 1>well it does. It sucks, but you know, so far,

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<v Speaker 1>neither of us sound like Joe Biden, and.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, she's an asshole, but an asshole she's thinking.

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<v Speaker 2>She's saying what all of us thought and knew way

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<v Speaker 2>back then, like this guy's having a health there's a

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<v Speaker 2>health alert going on, he's in trouble. What are you

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<v Speaker 2>doing to the guy? You're getting the picture now that

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<v Speaker 2>a lot of us thought that she enjoyed being in

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<v Speaker 2>the White House more than he did. She enjoyed the

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<v Speaker 2>perks and the power and et cetera. Because what she

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<v Speaker 2>tells the lady on the interview, you know, I thought

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<v Speaker 2>he was having a stroke. And then he comes off saying,

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<v Speaker 2>you did great show. You answered every answered all the questions.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like you talked to a six year old.

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<v Speaker 1>I remember when that happened that night, and that was

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<v Speaker 1>the comment. You answered all the questions. Yes, you're the

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<v Speaker 1>president of the United States, and you answered all the questions.

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<v Speaker 1>Here's a gold star to put it in your And

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<v Speaker 1>then you know he's having She thinks he's having a stroke,

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<v Speaker 1>So what better place to take him than the waffle house?

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<v Speaker 1>And Jason wasn't a full stroke. How about how about

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<v Speaker 1>some waffle house food to get you, uh, completely there?

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<v Speaker 2>And she said. He said that night, I just don't

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<v Speaker 2>feel well. I don't feel right before the before the

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<v Speaker 2>actual uh uh what do you call the to me? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>he said to it, I don't feel right. I don't

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<v Speaker 2>feel well.

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<v Speaker 1>You can't, dude, he says that on Monday, Tuesday, when Fridays.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean that the debate could have been held any

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<v Speaker 1>other date, anywhere within you know, sixty days of when

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<v Speaker 1>it was, and he would have done no better than

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<v Speaker 1>he did. That's, you know, that is what he was

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<v Speaker 1>capable of doing. And how they anybody could have thought.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, who knows what they pumped him with?

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<v Speaker 2>What?

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<v Speaker 1>Uh? You know, because he got through a hed gotten

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<v Speaker 1>through a State of the Union looking, you know, like

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<v Speaker 1>Grandpa had some time left, like he was completely done.

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<v Speaker 1>But you know, they got the wrong freaking cocktail in him.

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<v Speaker 1>Something happened where they didn't get the right mix that

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<v Speaker 1>you know, gave him an hour or two of life.

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<v Speaker 1>He went up there like you know, he was with

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<v Speaker 1>the Easter Bunny again on the East.

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<v Speaker 2>Time and other times they tuned him up so much

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<v Speaker 2>that he was like tripping out. Likes us to yell

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<v Speaker 2>in the middle of a speech or lose the sentences

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<v Speaker 2>and just you know, like my grandfather just had, he

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<v Speaker 2>just had every day he says, uh, I don't feel well.

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<v Speaker 2>My grandfather was ninety two when he died. Uh he

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<v Speaker 2>lived with us towards the end of his life. And

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<v Speaker 2>uh he also his his daughter live with us, Miyamry.

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<v Speaker 2>And he would sit there and sometimes he'd say at

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<v Speaker 2>this point, he was in diapers, and he'd say I

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<v Speaker 2>feel I feel good in Italian and that meant he

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<v Speaker 2>showed himself. And of course, what how let me see, papa,

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<v Speaker 2>let me see, and she take him to the bathroom

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<v Speaker 2>and clean him up. Not his daughter, his daughter in law.

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<v Speaker 2>My mother was an angel. But like he would just

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<v Speaker 2>announce at dinner, I feel good, okay, shot himself again,

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<v Speaker 2>go ahead and clean him up?

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<v Speaker 1>What did what did I feel bad? Signal?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh god? He never said that. He's always tumbing to

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<v Speaker 2>the maleman's screwing the neighbor next door. I mean, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>old Italians were just so crazy, old Sicilians. But yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I mean you know.

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<v Speaker 1>Who depends at that point right now? So I mean

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<v Speaker 1>you're going freestyle.

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<v Speaker 2>Right, I'm just saying diaper. But that doesn't make sense

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<v Speaker 2>unless he was wearing cloth diapers, which all the kids,

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<v Speaker 2>we all wore, We brought up on cloth diapers. They

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<v Speaker 2>got washed, and thinking about that, you put them back

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<v Speaker 2>on again, but with safety pins. Oh my god. I

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<v Speaker 2>remember one time my mother.

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<v Speaker 1>Was, no, I think we had I think, no, no,

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<v Speaker 1>rampers were out for us.

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<v Speaker 2>Not really well when not in Brooklyn. I remember having

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<v Speaker 2>Brooklyn in Brooklyn. No, no, no, I remember because one

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<v Speaker 2>my mother I was she wanted to go out off

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<v Speaker 2>the evil spirits. So she put a called a clove

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<v Speaker 2>in the safety pin and put my diaper together and

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<v Speaker 2>she didn't realize she put it through my skin. Oh

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<v Speaker 2>I was crying, and Rosie figured it out because she

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<v Speaker 2>was like eighteen at this point, nineteen And yeah, no,

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<v Speaker 2>I wasn't in panthers. Uh by the time I got

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<v Speaker 2>to Long Island, I was. I wasn't you know. I

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<v Speaker 2>was pissing and doing my business in the toilet. But uh, yeah, man,

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<v Speaker 2>we had we had cloth.

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<v Speaker 1>Dude, we were right there. Pampers officially hit the market

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<v Speaker 1>in nineteen sixty one, developed by P and G Research

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<v Speaker 1>or Victorm mill As, the brand introduced the first widely accessible,

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<v Speaker 1>mass market disposable diaper. The stores revolutionary, revolutionizing baby care

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<v Speaker 1>by eliminating the need for cloth diapers and pins. Wow,

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<v Speaker 1>you guys got on it a little.

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<v Speaker 2>We got a little bit late, a little bit late.

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe they cost a lot of money.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know, but well, if that's the first, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>it usually takes a while for it, you know, to

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<v Speaker 1>get mass distribution and everything like that.

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<v Speaker 2>Amazing that guy just thought I'm gonna be in the

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<v Speaker 2>ship business. That's an amazing invention.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, I happen to have a little article right here

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<v Speaker 1>on the history of pamps, P and G. Scientist Victor

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<v Speaker 1>Mills was frustrated with cloth diapers while caring for his grandson,

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<v Speaker 1>so he asked himself, there has to be a better way.

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<v Speaker 1>That moment started the baby care revolution. There he is,

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<v Speaker 1>that's great, such as awesome, such a wise looking man.

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<v Speaker 1>How could it have taken that many years for somebody

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<v Speaker 1>to say, here's got to be a better way to

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<v Speaker 1>get all this ship off of the I mean, we

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<v Speaker 1>got the my brothers are fucking Airborne in nineteen oh one,

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<v Speaker 1>and it took us another sixty years to deal with shit.

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<v Speaker 2>I know, and everything we thought of as kids. Can

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<v Speaker 2>you imagine having a phone this not home. Imagine cars flying.

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<v Speaker 2>Everything we thought is happening. But they just went through shit.

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<v Speaker 2>Like if you think about it, when they came from

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<v Speaker 2>Europe to New York, there was shit in the streets.

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<v Speaker 2>There was no there was no uh sanitation. I mean

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<v Speaker 2>you shit in a bucket or in an outhouse and

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<v Speaker 2>it went in the streets. Horses. God, what a horrible

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<v Speaker 2>way to start your lives, restart your lives. But imagine

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<v Speaker 2>what it was like overseas. If New York was better Christ.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, apparently they had to go the first ten years

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<v Speaker 1>still using pins. So they still use pins.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, okay, there was no Velt Bro yet. Okay, that's

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<v Speaker 2>what I mean.

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<v Speaker 1>Pampers replaced sharp safety pins with easy to use teeps

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<v Speaker 1>in nineteen seventy one, so diapering became quicker, simpler, and

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<v Speaker 1>s for parents everywhere.

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<v Speaker 2>And now old people, dogs, monkeys, children, it's amazing.

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<v Speaker 1>They're all I remember this, uh, this baby's face. God,

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<v Speaker 1>that's for years they had this really sad like now

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<v Speaker 1>all the babies are fucking happy on the Panthers thing. Yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>the Pampers ads and stuff. It's like, you know, the

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<v Speaker 1>baby's on ecstasy or something. The babies are all, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>just really happy. This baby was like miserable.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh oh little higher. Oh yeah, it's not a happy baby. Baby.

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<v Speaker 2>You're sendings own ship. Wow?

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<v Speaker 1>What do they do? They probably stuck it with a

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<v Speaker 2>Right, happen to me? Remember Ivory Snow was Marilyn Chambers,

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<v Speaker 2>the porn star the baby on the Ivory show box. Uh,

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<v Speaker 2>that's great.

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<v Speaker 1>The next major innovation came in nineteen eighty six, inspired

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<v Speaker 1>by the Mets Championship No doubt, absolute excuse me. Absorbent

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<v Speaker 1>gel material made pampers thinner and lighter while keeping babies

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<v Speaker 1>even dryer. Parents love the comfort without the bulk. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>they were. Those early vipers were really really bulk like ducks.

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<v Speaker 2>We walked around like big ass ducks. And then you

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<v Speaker 2>go in the pool of a public pool, or you're

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<v Speaker 2>pull in the backyard. If a baby's in there with

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<v Speaker 2>a diaper, you don't want to be in there. It's

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<v Speaker 2>just ty three.

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<v Speaker 1>They introduced the first pull up pants, yeah, and entered

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<v Speaker 1>the wipes business. So wipes came out. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, pull up wipes are everywhere now. I mean you

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<v Speaker 2>get dude wipes at seven eleven, Like, they're everywhere.

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<v Speaker 1>My soulg got here on Saturday. Yeah, good went chopping

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<v Speaker 1>on Sunday. Food chopping right, and he's like, dad, let

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<v Speaker 1>me change your life, dude. So I go up.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, best best ever, I'm telling you by a big ass. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>They four the time. Like I said, if your bird

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<v Speaker 2>shit on your arm on the way home, you wouldn't

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<v Speaker 2>just wipe it off with a paper towel. You'd wash

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<v Speaker 2>your arm like we take a shit. What are we

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<v Speaker 2>doing just wiping get in the air. Just give it

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<v Speaker 2>one or two and you feel much better with yourself.

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<v Speaker 2>But you could do your neck. You could do it.

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<v Speaker 1>I thought the big issue with those was plumbing was

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<v Speaker 1>was well.

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<v Speaker 2>Some of you can flush on your camp you got

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<v Speaker 2>to look for flushable So dude, wife shot, I think

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<v Speaker 2>you can flush her, but I got caught.

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<v Speaker 1>I help you can because we've been flushing the shit

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<v Speaker 1>out of them for yeah, since Saturday.

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<v Speaker 2>I think you can because I've had them. But I

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<v Speaker 2>got cottonel now. Yeah, they're great, They're really good. I'm

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<v Speaker 2>surprise he's into that for a kid his age, that's good. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>This would have come in handy for Grandpa Benza.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, the mother.

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<v Speaker 1>The two thousand and seven innovation of the wetness indicator.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't know they had a wetness indicator.

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<v Speaker 2>Now, what the hell is that?

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<v Speaker 1>So designed to change color so you know when your

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<v Speaker 1>baby is due for a diaper change. I guess the

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<v Speaker 1>diaper is something in it that senses urine or poop

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<v Speaker 1>and let you know when it's in there.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, when Rosalie had fifteen dogs Yorkis, I think

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<v Speaker 2>her monthly diaper bill was like ninety dollars for all

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<v Speaker 2>the because for the boys, not the girls. The male

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<v Speaker 2>dogs lift their legs all the time, and there's too

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<v Speaker 2>much work to walk down. They just go in the backyard.

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<v Speaker 2>But sometimes they you know, very vindictive, they mad at something,

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<v Speaker 2>and so they all put diapers on all the mails

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<v Speaker 2>and it's I see people have pet monkeys and diapers

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<v Speaker 2>running around their house. You know, I'm done changing diapers.

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<v Speaker 2>Rock on graduates Wednesday, you know, like, I know you've

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<v Speaker 2>been through this recently, but you know everybody, he went

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<v Speaker 2>to Notre Dame's graduation. No, Hollywood, he's been all over.

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<v Speaker 2>So Saturday goes down. I'm gonna be out for a while.

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<v Speaker 2>It's Notre Dame. He likes a girl, Notre dame uh

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<v Speaker 2>And he leaves at eight a m. On Saturday morning.

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<v Speaker 2>He gets back Sunday night at midnight. That's how many parties.

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<v Speaker 2>And I'm like, I'm like, I remember the last week

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<v Speaker 2>of school. I remember all that ship and then I go,

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<v Speaker 2>so he said, can you get me out of school

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<v Speaker 2>early yesterday? I said, yeah, What do I tell the front?

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<v Speaker 2>They won't ask, of course, they say what's wrong? I said,

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<v Speaker 2>he's ill? Really the nurse? Did nurse call you?

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<v Speaker 1>No?

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<v Speaker 2>My son called me. Then I said, he's a senior. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>he's got a few days levet one final to go.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm taking him home. So they let me take him home.

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<v Speaker 2>But I said, our last week of school, we had

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<v Speaker 2>class weeks softphones, juniors and seniors decorate the halls. We

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<v Speaker 2>had that assembly where we all dedicated songs to each other.

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<v Speaker 2>You know. I said, do you guys still do best looking?

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<v Speaker 2>And he goes, yeah, he goes, I got one of those.

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<v Speaker 2>I go, what you get? He goes, I got friendliest?

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<v Speaker 2>And I felt so good in my chest that he

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<v Speaker 2>got friends great. But he wouldn't tell me that. He

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<v Speaker 2>wouldn't tell me.

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<v Speaker 1>I can't. That's that's that surprises me.

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<v Speaker 2>That he keeps. He doesn't say much about ship life,

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<v Speaker 2>doesn't brag about stuff. But I would have been fucking

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<v Speaker 2>posting that ship. He's not narcissistic like I am.

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<v Speaker 1>I guess all right, last major diaper innovation, because you

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<v Speaker 1>have to hear about.

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<v Speaker 2>What's the latest one. I'm trying to think what it could.

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<v Speaker 1>Be twenty twenty one, right of if it's the last,

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<v Speaker 1>but it's the last, I'm going to read bye bye blowouts.

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<v Speaker 1>Pampers introduced the blowout barrier. Parents finally had help in

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<v Speaker 1>preventing messy a leagues. Yes, up the back, often called poonamis,

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<v Speaker 1>that's anami. Yeah, they solved the punami crisis.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, you've had babies, but just even the car and

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<v Speaker 2>it's hot, and all of a sudden they're crying. You

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<v Speaker 2>realize it's down their thighs and up their back.

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<v Speaker 1>There's nothing, I mean, there's there's just nothing worse. Maybe

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<v Speaker 1>time the first time you get peed in the face

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<v Speaker 1>on by if you have a boy, baby.

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<v Speaker 2>Boy, maybe maybe your puppy on the airplane could have

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<v Speaker 2>been that. That sounds like a worst story.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that that I should have I should have had

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<v Speaker 1>diapers for that trip. I would have needed at least

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<v Speaker 1>two diapers for that trip.

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<v Speaker 2>But I know, I know, oh so funny.

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<v Speaker 1>So I don't know if you saw this. It's just

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<v Speaker 1>related to the bidens and I couldn't believe it when

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<v Speaker 1>I saw it. So, you know, uh, Barack Obama raised

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<v Speaker 1>almost one and a half billion dollars for his presidential

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<v Speaker 1>library to build that shitty months again, they built their

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<v Speaker 1>spring in Chicago, so horrible. Looks like are too d

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<v Speaker 1>two And it's like.

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<v Speaker 2>The Minecraft on Minecraft building the kids building it's Minecraft.

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<v Speaker 1>It's horrible. It's so fucking And I was looking back

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<v Speaker 1>and and and that's the most anybody's raised. Uh yeah, uh,

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<v Speaker 1>I think you know Trump will end up having more,

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<v Speaker 1>of course, but you go through the preceding presidents and

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<v Speaker 1>it's all hundreds of millions of dollars. And Joe Biden

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<v Speaker 1>so far for his presidential library has raised three hundred

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<v Speaker 1>thousand dollars.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, that doesn't say it all.

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<v Speaker 1>I think it's going to need to be a tent

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<v Speaker 1>at this point.

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<v Speaker 2>Which is very apropos put it in North Hollywood.

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<v Speaker 1>It should probably, yeah, it should be a tent in

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<v Speaker 1>the the uh him presidential tent.

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<v Speaker 2>And I have a bunch of I mean, look, I

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<v Speaker 2>was at the Reagan Library, which is beautiful, such a

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<v Speaker 2>beautiful place with the Air Force one in there and ship.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, there's so many things on display, and they

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<v Speaker 2>bring attractions in us of jewels from Egypt, all sorts

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<v Speaker 2>of great stuff. What the fuck is who's going to

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<v Speaker 2>bring anything to Biden's. It's like even like a.

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<v Speaker 1>A picture a hunter on a Barizma board meeting. You

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<v Speaker 1>get that up there, you get you know Wax, you

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<v Speaker 1>know Wax what's his name?

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<v Speaker 2>Uh?

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<v Speaker 1>Who was the idiot that was? That was the Homeland

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<v Speaker 1>Security guy, Alejandro. Get a wax Ma orcists. That was

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<v Speaker 1>a disaster.

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<v Speaker 2>Get some trains in there. The ball transit transcended with

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<v Speaker 2>the lipstick and heels.

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<v Speaker 1>You have a whole portion of the tent devoted to

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<v Speaker 1>uh uh, what's her name? The new Supreme Court justice

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<v Speaker 1>k Yeah, Katanji gets a little spot in there, I know.

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<v Speaker 1>And she'd be right next to the first African American

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<v Speaker 1>lesbian uh Press secretary.

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<v Speaker 2>Who courage Jean Pierre.

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<v Speaker 1>Who's not seen, She's done nothing, don't even know if

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<v Speaker 1>she exists. Where is she right now?

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<v Speaker 2>She don't get a TV job, nothing, They don't. They

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<v Speaker 2>don't put her on TV. I don't see her talking

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<v Speaker 2>head on any show. I could be wrong, but I don't.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't see her. No.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean she could be a postal worker somewhere. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>I have no idea what she would be qualified for

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<v Speaker 1>after her performance.

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<v Speaker 2>But sometimes you're such a job.

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<v Speaker 1>My apologies to post a work or she, but if

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<v Speaker 1>you probably make a lousy post to work.

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<v Speaker 2>She's probably overqualified for a lot of jobs because she's stupid.

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<v Speaker 2>But she held such a big position. And if I'm hiring,

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<v Speaker 2>I don't want her. I don't. I don't, I don't.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't care what business I have. Does she have

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<v Speaker 2>a legal degree?

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<v Speaker 1>If I don't think she's No, she's not a lawyer, right,

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<v Speaker 1>there's no way. I mean, I would be very shocked

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<v Speaker 1>to hear to choose a lay. But you know some job, well,

419
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<v Speaker 1>she needs a big book in front of her that

420
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<v Speaker 1>she can open and just flip pages in a big book.

421
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<v Speaker 1>I don't know job description has you know, flipping pages

422
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<v Speaker 1>of a big book all day?

423
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<v Speaker 2>Circle back. Jen Saki got a nice gig.

424
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<v Speaker 1>Was actually a very good press secretary. I mean she

425
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<v Speaker 1>might not liked what she had to say I didn't.

426
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<v Speaker 1>But but she's sharp on her feet and and nose.

427
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<v Speaker 1>I mean, they took a major step back when they

428
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<v Speaker 1>went all d I and put her in there after Saki.

429
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<v Speaker 1>So ye got to give, got to give Saki what

430
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<v Speaker 1>Peppermin Patty so who used to call her peppermin Patty?

431
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<v Speaker 1>You know, she looks exactly like Pepper and the Peanuts cartoons.

432
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<v Speaker 2>She does that's amazing. And you know, well, I feel

433
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<v Speaker 2>like Trump's got I mean, I got, I went, I

434
00:21:45.119 --> 00:21:47.880
<v Speaker 2>went off on Trump a little bit yesterday. Today's politics

435
00:21:47.920 --> 00:21:49.920
<v Speaker 2>is a bitch. I have to turn down the dolls

436
00:21:49.960 --> 00:21:53.920
<v Speaker 2>somewhat on the enthusiasm for him. What hurts me to do?

437
00:21:54.640 --> 00:21:57.079
<v Speaker 2>But uh, you know, I don't. I just I feel like,

438
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<v Speaker 2>I like, I don't want to hear about a concert

439
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<v Speaker 2>with Melissa McKnight and Millie Vanilli who thought Millie Vanilly

440
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<v Speaker 2>should play at a concert for America? And Alli did

441
00:22:04.839 --> 00:22:08.000
<v Speaker 2>his lip sync in the nineties. Who's making these calls?

442
00:22:08.519 --> 00:22:11.680
<v Speaker 2>And Brett Michaels get Addie. I'm glad they all dropped out,

443
00:22:11.880 --> 00:22:13.720
<v Speaker 2>But I don't care about concerts like that. Can we

444
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<v Speaker 2>get down the breast hacks?

445
00:22:16.279 --> 00:22:20.599
<v Speaker 1>But it's a major embarrassment. It is so that's so embarrassing.

446
00:22:22.200 --> 00:22:22.559
<v Speaker 2>It is.

447
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<v Speaker 1>But I don't, I don't, I don't. I mean, to me,

448
00:22:24.680 --> 00:22:27.920
<v Speaker 1>the embarrassment should be on the country period. That the

449
00:22:28.000 --> 00:22:32.880
<v Speaker 1>two hundred and fiftieth anniversary of the country. And I mean, shoot,

450
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<v Speaker 1>I remember, like it was yesterday all watching all the

451
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<v Speaker 1>tall ships in New York Harbor and little it was

452
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<v Speaker 1>just there was so much around that We're a month

453
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<v Speaker 1>out and you don't hear anything.

454
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<v Speaker 2>No, and by the way, New York City was in

455
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<v Speaker 2>a horrible shape at that point, horrible shape with when

456
00:22:52.720 --> 00:22:55.920
<v Speaker 2>the tall ships came down down the river. It began

457
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<v Speaker 2>to get cleaned up after that. But no, look, you know,

458
00:23:00.240 --> 00:23:03.400
<v Speaker 2>I went to seven eleven the other day and it's

459
00:23:03.400 --> 00:23:08.039
<v Speaker 2>a girl on a bicycle with a shirt make California socialists.

460
00:23:09.079 --> 00:23:11.359
<v Speaker 2>I'm like, I can't believe these people believe in this shit.

461
00:23:11.519 --> 00:23:13.720
<v Speaker 2>I can't believe they think this is the way to go.

462
00:23:14.440 --> 00:23:16.240
<v Speaker 2>These are all people that would picked last in the

463
00:23:16.240 --> 00:23:18.400
<v Speaker 2>school year old. Like I always say, they've never been

464
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<v Speaker 2>on a team. They don't know what it's like to

465
00:23:20.359 --> 00:23:23.720
<v Speaker 2>be a teammate, but they just want to like I

466
00:23:23.759 --> 00:23:26.000
<v Speaker 2>know where the melting pot. But you know, you leave

467
00:23:26.039 --> 00:23:28.720
<v Speaker 2>the kitchen and the pot, you forget the pot's been boiling,

468
00:23:28.759 --> 00:23:31.240
<v Speaker 2>and you come back and everything's over. It's the pot

469
00:23:31.319 --> 00:23:33.759
<v Speaker 2>and the stove is all fucked up. That's what we've

470
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<v Speaker 2>become right now. In every state, even Maine has problems.

471
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<v Speaker 2>Find me a state where we can go, and Florida

472
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<v Speaker 2>seems pretty good. I gotta be on that's probably number one.

473
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<v Speaker 2>But there's not many states you can flee to and

474
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<v Speaker 2>feel like this is the spot, this will be protected

475
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<v Speaker 2>for a while. There's no shit going on here. It's

476
00:23:50.160 --> 00:23:52.359
<v Speaker 2>going on everywhere. It's going on.

477
00:23:52.640 --> 00:23:57.400
<v Speaker 1>It's even going on here, but it's definitely muted compared

478
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<v Speaker 1>to a lot of other places.

479
00:24:00.200 --> 00:24:04.599
<v Speaker 2>It's it's scared, scared for our kids, Scared for our kids, grandkids.

480
00:24:04.640 --> 00:24:06.680
<v Speaker 2>I don't know what they're gonna do, but our kids,

481
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<v Speaker 2>I don't know. I don't know.

482
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<v Speaker 1>Well, folks, not too late to make a contribution to

483
00:24:12.279 --> 00:24:19.240
<v Speaker 1>the Biden Presidential Tent Library if you're so inclined. All right, dude,

484
00:24:19.240 --> 00:24:21.160
<v Speaker 1>so this thing gets going Wednesday.

485
00:24:22.039 --> 00:24:23.880
<v Speaker 2>Well, I heard a story today. I love That guy

486
00:24:23.920 --> 00:24:26.960
<v Speaker 2>gets on the subway in New York and he's a

487
00:24:27.680 --> 00:24:29.759
<v Speaker 2>mentally ill person. You know, people just look down at

488
00:24:29.799 --> 00:24:31.640
<v Speaker 2>their phones. You don't want to get involved. So I

489
00:24:31.759 --> 00:24:34.599
<v Speaker 2>was telling rock with people. I've seen ladies on Instagram

490
00:24:34.720 --> 00:24:37.440
<v Speaker 2>bring a kiddie pull into the subway with water and

491
00:24:37.519 --> 00:24:39.839
<v Speaker 2>sit there with a bikini. They're nuts. So the guy

492
00:24:39.880 --> 00:24:43.279
<v Speaker 2>says he comes on. Fuck the Jews, fuck the fuck

493
00:24:43.359 --> 00:24:47.000
<v Speaker 2>the fuck America, Fuck the Knicks. They gonna beat the

494
00:24:47.000 --> 00:24:50.880
<v Speaker 2>ship out of the guy. After fuck the Knicks. Everything

495
00:24:50.880 --> 00:24:53.839
<v Speaker 2>else is okay, okay, you can't say fuck the Knicks.

496
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<v Speaker 2>People are getting tattoos on the Knick, tattoos behind and

497
00:24:56.720 --> 00:24:59.799
<v Speaker 2>behind their ear. They painted the subway. The subway rails

498
00:24:59.799 --> 00:25:00.599
<v Speaker 2>are orange.

499
00:25:00.680 --> 00:25:01.279
<v Speaker 1>I saw that.

500
00:25:01.319 --> 00:25:03.200
<v Speaker 2>I saw that one thing they gotta do, and I

501
00:25:03.559 --> 00:25:06.160
<v Speaker 2>posted this on Instagram. They got to put the statue

502
00:25:06.160 --> 00:25:07.480
<v Speaker 2>that I can't do it, but I would love to

503
00:25:07.519 --> 00:25:10.000
<v Speaker 2>see three fingers, three fronts and fingers over the statue

504
00:25:10.000 --> 00:25:13.240
<v Speaker 2>of liver in his face. That would be good. I

505
00:25:14.240 --> 00:25:16.680
<v Speaker 2>think we can. I really think we're a more balanced team.

506
00:25:16.799 --> 00:25:19.039
<v Speaker 2>I know they got Wemby, who's a superstar, and if

507
00:25:19.079 --> 00:25:21.680
<v Speaker 2>there's a time to beat him, this is the season now,

508
00:25:21.759 --> 00:25:24.240
<v Speaker 2>because he's just gonna get better and more awesome. He's

509
00:25:24.279 --> 00:25:27.000
<v Speaker 2>gonna average forty and twenty five soon. You know, this

510
00:25:27.079 --> 00:25:28.160
<v Speaker 2>guy's amazing.

511
00:25:28.279 --> 00:25:30.559
<v Speaker 1>Maybe, but I have to tell you I watched him

512
00:25:30.599 --> 00:25:35.680
<v Speaker 1>closely in that series. He gets soft in moments. I mean,

513
00:25:35.720 --> 00:25:40.119
<v Speaker 1>he does not like to battle underneath the basket. For

514
00:25:40.200 --> 00:25:43.839
<v Speaker 1>a guy that with that's seven foot four to spend

515
00:25:43.920 --> 00:25:48.720
<v Speaker 1>as much time outside the three point line with the

516
00:25:48.759 --> 00:25:52.359
<v Speaker 1>ball in his hand, it's fucking crazy. I would never Yes,

517
00:25:52.519 --> 00:25:55.759
<v Speaker 1>great that the guy can can shoot three, right, but

518
00:25:55.880 --> 00:25:58.279
<v Speaker 1>so can every other player on the court. Your advantage,

519
00:25:58.480 --> 00:26:00.279
<v Speaker 1>your advantage is not that you can shoot three. Your

520
00:26:00.279 --> 00:26:03.880
<v Speaker 1>advantage is that you're seven foot motherfucking four getting God

521
00:26:03.960 --> 00:26:05.839
<v Speaker 1>damn Leane, learn how to play with your back to

522
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<v Speaker 1>the basket.

523
00:26:07.200 --> 00:26:09.039
<v Speaker 2>Okay, yeah he's not.

524
00:26:10.400 --> 00:26:13.759
<v Speaker 1>He's not ripping tons of boards down. I was very

525
00:26:14.519 --> 00:26:17.920
<v Speaker 1>underwhelmed with him in that series, to tell you the truth,

526
00:26:18.079 --> 00:26:21.079
<v Speaker 1>versus everything I had heard about. If he plays that

527
00:26:21.240 --> 00:26:22.640
<v Speaker 1>way against the Knicks.

528
00:26:22.519 --> 00:26:25.119
<v Speaker 2>We'll fucking kill them. I know, I know.

529
00:26:25.319 --> 00:26:28.079
<v Speaker 1>I mean, he's gotta be a lot tougher than he

530
00:26:29.200 --> 00:26:29.640
<v Speaker 1>has to be.

531
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<v Speaker 2>I get the feeling. As a pretty sensitive kid. I

532
00:26:34.880 --> 00:26:38.119
<v Speaker 2>saw the Knicks win. I didn't see them cry. I

533
00:26:38.200 --> 00:26:41.559
<v Speaker 2>mean the emotion emotional, but they're they're they're handling business

534
00:26:42.279 --> 00:26:45.319
<v Speaker 2>when when Wenby won, he couldn't stop screaming, like, you know,

535
00:26:45.480 --> 00:26:48.640
<v Speaker 2>yelling on the court, very you know, very enthusiastic about it.

536
00:26:49.039 --> 00:26:51.640
<v Speaker 2>I just felt tears in his eyes. I was like,

537
00:26:51.720 --> 00:26:54.079
<v Speaker 2>all right, that's good. But you know, you're supposed to

538
00:26:54.440 --> 00:26:56.599
<v Speaker 2>win because you've got a great team around you. You're

539
00:26:56.640 --> 00:26:59.079
<v Speaker 2>a great player. This shouldn't be a shock to you.

540
00:27:00.880 --> 00:27:02.799
<v Speaker 2>I want to I'm glad of playing them. I'm glad.

541
00:27:02.799 --> 00:27:04.640
<v Speaker 2>I'm glad. I think, okay, so he would have given

542
00:27:04.680 --> 00:27:07.880
<v Speaker 2>us more fits with their speed. Uh, but I'm it's

543
00:27:07.880 --> 00:27:11.640
<v Speaker 2>just afraid of him altering shots, not as much blocking them,

544
00:27:11.720 --> 00:27:15.000
<v Speaker 2>but he's gonna alter shots. And I heard they might

545
00:27:15.039 --> 00:27:18.319
<v Speaker 2>put Sohn on him, who really doesn't play much. Uh.

546
00:27:18.680 --> 00:27:21.240
<v Speaker 2>They're gonna use Porty so Han and uh.

547
00:27:21.519 --> 00:27:23.799
<v Speaker 1>I like, I like, well, maybe just to just to

548
00:27:23.880 --> 00:27:27.240
<v Speaker 1>eat up some fouls and to give Og a little bread.

549
00:27:27.319 --> 00:27:29.519
<v Speaker 1>They're gonna put Og on him more than Yeah, they're

550
00:27:29.519 --> 00:27:32.279
<v Speaker 1>gonna put anybody else on them, which is an amazing thing.

551
00:27:32.400 --> 00:27:36.640
<v Speaker 1>Great defensive, he could possibly guard a guy that size. Yeah,

552
00:27:37.279 --> 00:27:40.200
<v Speaker 1>but that's what I'm talking about about his strength. If

553
00:27:40.279 --> 00:27:42.759
<v Speaker 1>Wemby fills out and learns to play with his back

554
00:27:42.799 --> 00:27:46.119
<v Speaker 1>to the basket. Then forget about it. I mean, right now,

555
00:27:46.319 --> 00:27:49.400
<v Speaker 1>he's like a seven foot four wing. I mean, you

556
00:27:49.480 --> 00:27:52.200
<v Speaker 1>know that's we don't have to It's a freak with

557
00:27:52.279 --> 00:27:52.759
<v Speaker 1>the position.

558
00:27:53.160 --> 00:27:55.319
<v Speaker 2>It's a freak. It's a freak of nature that he

559
00:27:55.359 --> 00:27:56.960
<v Speaker 2>can do what he does. But he'll never turn his

560
00:27:57.039 --> 00:27:59.559
<v Speaker 2>back to the basket because he wants to be the

561
00:27:59.680 --> 00:28:02.559
<v Speaker 2>new on of basketball player. He hits threes, and it's

562
00:28:02.640 --> 00:28:04.720
<v Speaker 2>just a different kind of ballplayer. There's no more shacks.

563
00:28:04.720 --> 00:28:07.440
<v Speaker 2>There's no more David Robinson's or Okay, but we'll.

564
00:28:07.279 --> 00:28:11.960
<v Speaker 1>Wait a minute, but yes, there are and there will be.

565
00:28:12.200 --> 00:28:15.880
<v Speaker 1>I mean you think, look, look, kat likes to take

566
00:28:16.000 --> 00:28:19.160
<v Speaker 1>the three's. Yeah, but he also likes to drive to

567
00:28:19.200 --> 00:28:22.319
<v Speaker 1>the who he bangs, He bangs and and he rips

568
00:28:22.359 --> 00:28:24.079
<v Speaker 1>a lot of boards. He's twelve boards a game.

569
00:28:24.319 --> 00:28:28.519
<v Speaker 2>I know, did you need the start on on Jalen

570
00:28:28.559 --> 00:28:31.119
<v Speaker 2>Bruns at this stat? Well, on top of the fact

571
00:28:31.160 --> 00:28:33.599
<v Speaker 2>that he only averaged twelve at Dallas. I know he

572
00:28:33.680 --> 00:28:35.720
<v Speaker 2>had Luca with him, but twelve at Dallas, twelve points

573
00:28:35.720 --> 00:28:38.400
<v Speaker 2>a game. Comes to New York getting in the twenties,

574
00:28:39.720 --> 00:28:41.880
<v Speaker 2>He's he's up his average in the fourth court in

575
00:28:41.880 --> 00:28:45.400
<v Speaker 2>the playoffs in twenty six points a game. And I

576
00:28:45.720 --> 00:28:48.160
<v Speaker 2>heard this stat and I think I'm getting it Righty,

577
00:28:48.440 --> 00:28:50.519
<v Speaker 2>in the two hundred and forty eight minutes of fourth

578
00:28:50.640 --> 00:28:53.079
<v Speaker 2>quarters and overtimes, he has two hundred and forty eight

579
00:28:53.119 --> 00:28:54.920
<v Speaker 2>points a point a minute.

580
00:28:56.960 --> 00:29:01.440
<v Speaker 1>Think about that, like, yeah, no, look, he's uh, he's

581
00:29:01.480 --> 00:29:04.720
<v Speaker 1>great in crunch time. He's a great leader. Those guys

582
00:29:04.799 --> 00:29:07.880
<v Speaker 1>are very very together as a team. They all like

583
00:29:08.000 --> 00:29:12.000
<v Speaker 1>each other. They play really really hard. They've stepped up

584
00:29:12.039 --> 00:29:15.279
<v Speaker 1>their the defense defense in the playoffs, are playing at

585
00:29:15.559 --> 00:29:19.160
<v Speaker 1>a defensive level they've never played at before. They've gotten

586
00:29:19.599 --> 00:29:23.480
<v Speaker 1>guys involved now that that we're never involved in the

587
00:29:24.319 --> 00:29:27.799
<v Speaker 1>the TIBs regime or even this season in the in

588
00:29:27.880 --> 00:29:29.359
<v Speaker 1>the middle of the season. But to be able to

589
00:29:29.440 --> 00:29:32.559
<v Speaker 1>go to a shaman, to be able to go to

590
00:29:33.200 --> 00:29:38.319
<v Speaker 1>uh uh, what's his name, Jose, Guys like that off

591
00:29:38.400 --> 00:29:42.400
<v Speaker 1>the bench in addition to Deuce Clarkson, you get, I mean,

592
00:29:42.599 --> 00:29:45.960
<v Speaker 1>you're a lot of nine ten players deep. Mitch, Uh, yeah,

593
00:29:45.960 --> 00:29:47.519
<v Speaker 1>if we could just teach the guy to shoot a

594
00:29:47.559 --> 00:29:49.759
<v Speaker 1>fucking free throw. But anyway, it's.

595
00:29:49.960 --> 00:29:52.400
<v Speaker 2>He's having a bad he's in his head a lot, Mitch.

596
00:29:52.720 --> 00:29:55.440
<v Speaker 2>I read, I follow him on Instagram. He'll post things like,

597
00:29:55.519 --> 00:29:58.680
<v Speaker 2>you know, not feeling it today, like I wish I

598
00:29:58.759 --> 00:30:00.680
<v Speaker 2>get out of this funk. He I was like, just

599
00:30:01.119 --> 00:30:04.039
<v Speaker 2>stop talking this way, man. And I know he probably punched,

600
00:30:04.079 --> 00:30:07.960
<v Speaker 2>you know, banged the steering wheel. Actually, somebody said, you

601
00:30:08.039 --> 00:30:11.160
<v Speaker 2>can see it happened in the last game. I couldn't

602
00:30:11.200 --> 00:30:13.640
<v Speaker 2>find this the highlight to see that. But I think

603
00:30:13.680 --> 00:30:15.559
<v Speaker 2>he punched the steering wheel or a wall.

604
00:30:15.720 --> 00:30:17.359
<v Speaker 1>He broke the pink, he broke.

605
00:30:17.240 --> 00:30:19.759
<v Speaker 2>The bone from the picky to the wrist. That's broken.

606
00:30:19.839 --> 00:30:23.400
<v Speaker 2>But and then he shooting free throws with one hand.

607
00:30:23.519 --> 00:30:27.559
<v Speaker 2>Give me a break. That's gonna be disaster. But he

608
00:30:27.640 --> 00:30:28.319
<v Speaker 2>could kick him.

609
00:30:28.519 --> 00:30:31.799
<v Speaker 1>He could kick them like punts and make a higher

610
00:30:31.839 --> 00:30:33.720
<v Speaker 1>percentage of did you know, I don't know why they

611
00:30:34.400 --> 00:30:39.480
<v Speaker 1>didn't get Rick Barry in there five years. Shoot und

612
00:30:39.480 --> 00:30:43.519
<v Speaker 1>your hand, take a shot, do anything he had, but okay,

613
00:30:43.599 --> 00:30:44.559
<v Speaker 1>fire that motherfucker.

614
00:30:44.880 --> 00:30:48.319
<v Speaker 2>Then go Rick Barry style something. Yeah, it's awful. And

615
00:30:49.599 --> 00:30:51.480
<v Speaker 2>I didn't know he was bitch. He was. He's David

616
00:30:51.559 --> 00:30:55.839
<v Speaker 2>Robinson's nephew. He is. I's read that today in today's paper.

617
00:30:57.039 --> 00:30:58.759
<v Speaker 2>I've never gotta I got a double check, and I've

618
00:30:58.759 --> 00:30:59.799
<v Speaker 2>never heard of I've never heard.

619
00:30:59.680 --> 00:31:03.240
<v Speaker 1>That he was he's a New Orleans kid. Yeah yeah,

620
00:31:04.720 --> 00:31:08.440
<v Speaker 1>and uh, you know he he drives all these crazy

621
00:31:08.559 --> 00:31:09.480
<v Speaker 1>ass trucks.

622
00:31:09.599 --> 00:31:11.119
<v Speaker 2>Yeah yeah, I said here, you know, these.

623
00:31:11.079 --> 00:31:14.319
<v Speaker 1>Monster trucks everywhere with the crazy lights on him. He's

624
00:31:14.359 --> 00:31:14.960
<v Speaker 1>a piece of work.

625
00:31:15.200 --> 00:31:16.799
<v Speaker 2>He is, he is. But we need it, We need

626
00:31:16.880 --> 00:31:17.480
<v Speaker 2>him help help.

627
00:31:17.720 --> 00:31:21.440
<v Speaker 1>You would think at a point he'd he'd learned how

628
00:31:21.440 --> 00:31:24.240
<v Speaker 1>to shoot a freaking free throw and not be a liability.

629
00:31:24.319 --> 00:31:27.039
<v Speaker 1>You can't take off the bench until you're within two

630
00:31:27.119 --> 00:31:28.440
<v Speaker 1>minutes at the end of the quarter.

631
00:31:28.799 --> 00:31:30.720
<v Speaker 2>If you played twenty five minutes a game. He's all

632
00:31:30.799 --> 00:31:33.119
<v Speaker 2>defensive team, He's All NBA defense team.

633
00:31:33.200 --> 00:31:35.559
<v Speaker 1>If you played, I mean, if you could shoot free throws,

634
00:31:35.559 --> 00:31:37.319
<v Speaker 1>you could stay on the court. It's the defining thing

635
00:31:37.359 --> 00:31:39.960
<v Speaker 1>of his career. It's costing him hundreds of millions of

636
00:31:40.039 --> 00:31:43.880
<v Speaker 1>dollars and he can't shoot a free throw. Ye crazy. Uh.

637
00:31:45.079 --> 00:31:49.400
<v Speaker 1>Never have like really gross neighbors around you, like a neighbor.

638
00:31:49.319 --> 00:31:52.519
<v Speaker 2>Yeah that's like horrible. Yeah, yeah, I've had them west

639
00:31:52.559 --> 00:31:55.359
<v Speaker 2>Islip at the end of my reign. There no, actually

640
00:31:55.440 --> 00:31:59.000
<v Speaker 2>Rosalie did. But well I have crazy people upstairs. But

641
00:31:59.079 --> 00:32:01.359
<v Speaker 2>yeah I have that, Yeah, but I have I have some.

642
00:32:01.640 --> 00:32:05.000
<v Speaker 2>I've been around there for a while. Sure, sure, yeah, yeah.

643
00:32:04.880 --> 00:32:08.839
<v Speaker 1>Well this this is a story out of Oregon, which

644
00:32:08.920 --> 00:32:11.799
<v Speaker 1>things are bad enough there, right, But this is a

645
00:32:11.920 --> 00:32:15.519
<v Speaker 1>married Oregon couple suing their neighbors for more than two

646
00:32:15.640 --> 00:32:20.240
<v Speaker 1>hundred thousand dollars because of a foul stench emanating from

647
00:32:20.279 --> 00:32:25.359
<v Speaker 1>a tiny mobile home on the property next door. Apparently

648
00:32:25.519 --> 00:32:29.039
<v Speaker 1>the stench coming out of there is so nasty that

649
00:32:29.160 --> 00:32:33.079
<v Speaker 1>it caused this couple, both of them to collapse. John

650
00:32:33.680 --> 00:32:36.680
<v Speaker 1>John and Trudy Benjamin filed the lawsuit against their neighbor,

651
00:32:36.839 --> 00:32:41.119
<v Speaker 1>Karen Ward, alleging that a nasty cocktail of raw sewage

652
00:32:41.200 --> 00:32:45.680
<v Speaker 1>and chemicals wafting from her small RV home has turned

653
00:32:45.720 --> 00:32:48.880
<v Speaker 1>their Parkros Heights house of more than forty years into

654
00:32:48.960 --> 00:32:51.960
<v Speaker 1>a toxic nightmare. The couple has even been forced to

655
00:32:52.039 --> 00:32:59.079
<v Speaker 1>wear gas masks to withstand the disgusting and potentially hazardous aroma. Trudy,

656
00:32:59.119 --> 00:33:02.920
<v Speaker 1>who's sixty seven, and said she began noticing the life

657
00:33:03.039 --> 00:33:06.799
<v Speaker 1>changing smell from the rectangular mobile home park next towards

658
00:33:06.839 --> 00:33:10.759
<v Speaker 1>single family residents last August and that it has steadily

659
00:33:10.880 --> 00:33:15.319
<v Speaker 1>become so overpowering that she's unable to even go outside

660
00:33:15.400 --> 00:33:18.880
<v Speaker 1>and garden or lounge in her own yard. My husband

661
00:33:18.960 --> 00:33:22.240
<v Speaker 1>started walking by and started smelling it. He said, my god,

662
00:33:22.319 --> 00:33:25.119
<v Speaker 1>what is that? And I said, yeah, I've been smelling

663
00:33:25.200 --> 00:33:31.720
<v Speaker 1>it for a while. Their lawyer says the chemical that

664
00:33:31.880 --> 00:33:39.039
<v Speaker 1>a chemical toilet in the small mobile home overflowed and

665
00:33:39.200 --> 00:33:43.839
<v Speaker 1>then leached into the ground below it, causing the owner,

666
00:33:44.599 --> 00:33:48.240
<v Speaker 1>the ward lady, to use bleach to try a mask

667
00:33:48.400 --> 00:33:53.559
<v Speaker 1>the nascent. However, the chlorine bleach mixed with ammonia in

668
00:33:53.839 --> 00:34:01.519
<v Speaker 1>urine creates a highly toxic Oh yeah, chloramine, chloromine, chloromine. Yeah.

669
00:34:01.799 --> 00:34:04.640
<v Speaker 1>The foul stench even calls John, who's seventy seven, to

670
00:34:04.759 --> 00:34:10.639
<v Speaker 1>collapse and break his nek, requiring surgery and extensive physical therapy.

671
00:34:12.039 --> 00:34:14.280
<v Speaker 2>He fell on his knees. That's that's so sad.

672
00:34:14.840 --> 00:34:17.880
<v Speaker 1>Apparently a friend went over their house and could smell

673
00:34:17.960 --> 00:34:19.639
<v Speaker 1>the odor on their clothes.

674
00:34:20.239 --> 00:34:20.880
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god.

675
00:34:21.800 --> 00:34:24.079
<v Speaker 1>So the couple's been forced to keep their windows and

676
00:34:24.159 --> 00:34:27.960
<v Speaker 1>doors tightly shut and wear gas masks with carbon filters

677
00:34:28.599 --> 00:34:33.239
<v Speaker 1>when they walk from their car in the driveway into

678
00:34:33.320 --> 00:34:35.719
<v Speaker 1>the home and from the home. That's the Okay, that's

679
00:34:35.880 --> 00:34:39.199
<v Speaker 1>by the way right there. You ought to be able

680
00:34:39.480 --> 00:34:42.639
<v Speaker 1>to kill your neighbor. Yeah, I mean, at that point

681
00:34:43.079 --> 00:34:47.000
<v Speaker 1>you'd be totally justified in just taking a shotgun, walking

682
00:34:47.199 --> 00:34:50.480
<v Speaker 1>right next door and just letting her fucking have it.

683
00:34:50.639 --> 00:34:52.920
<v Speaker 2>My father had done it. We had decent neighbors in

684
00:34:52.960 --> 00:34:55.119
<v Speaker 2>my slice. They were good people. If then one guy

685
00:34:55.199 --> 00:34:57.119
<v Speaker 2>got a little knats she hit us, had a car bumper.

686
00:34:57.199 --> 00:35:00.000
<v Speaker 2>Mister Rosito lost his sense of smell, sense of tape,

687
00:35:00.239 --> 00:35:02.480
<v Speaker 2>and he went off a little bit there. But uh,

688
00:35:02.960 --> 00:35:05.559
<v Speaker 2>the discovery was a cop. We had good neighbors, but

689
00:35:05.679 --> 00:35:08.679
<v Speaker 2>we had some crazy ones. Not about stenches. Although we

690
00:35:08.760 --> 00:35:10.800
<v Speaker 2>had this neighbor of the Rizzos who are around the corner.

691
00:35:11.119 --> 00:35:14.159
<v Speaker 2>John Rizzo had a big boat. Couldn't drive it though,

692
00:35:14.320 --> 00:35:16.400
<v Speaker 2>so my father would drive it. Was like it was

693
00:35:16.400 --> 00:35:19.159
<v Speaker 2>like a thirty five foot boat. Nice boat. And uh

694
00:35:19.880 --> 00:35:22.360
<v Speaker 2>lived on Marina Circle. So he had a He wore

695
00:35:22.440 --> 00:35:25.480
<v Speaker 2>a black felt cap and he would come over. One

696
00:35:25.519 --> 00:35:28.920
<v Speaker 2>day he left his cap and it smell. It has

697
00:35:29.119 --> 00:35:33.400
<v Speaker 2>heads smell like scalp smell. And I go, ma, yeah,

698
00:35:33.719 --> 00:35:36.519
<v Speaker 2>this fucking hat. Oh I know, I said, well what

699
00:35:36.599 --> 00:35:38.559
<v Speaker 2>do you do? So she put it in the in

700
00:35:38.679 --> 00:35:42.719
<v Speaker 2>the linen closet and for years I every time ip

701
00:35:42.760 --> 00:35:45.360
<v Speaker 2>with a linen closet, I swear it was the memory

702
00:35:45.400 --> 00:35:49.079
<v Speaker 2>of smelling that hat. We finally returned it. But that's

703
00:35:49.119 --> 00:35:52.199
<v Speaker 2>the that's the only smelly kind of neighbor thing I

704
00:35:52.400 --> 00:35:55.480
<v Speaker 2>had to go through. But yeah, we've had some We've

705
00:35:55.519 --> 00:35:57.760
<v Speaker 2>had some crazy things in my my part of West

706
00:35:57.800 --> 00:36:03.079
<v Speaker 2>lights about the nuts and aids and kids getting molested

707
00:36:03.159 --> 00:36:05.199
<v Speaker 2>by the father. It was a crazy I.

708
00:36:05.239 --> 00:36:06.199
<v Speaker 1>Can't believe that happened.

709
00:36:06.440 --> 00:36:11.039
<v Speaker 2>There's such a nice neighborhood, mister Hanigan. Horrible.

710
00:36:12.119 --> 00:36:19.519
<v Speaker 1>My parents had this handyman seemingly was at the house

711
00:36:20.320 --> 00:36:22.880
<v Speaker 1>all the time while I was growing up. And this

712
00:36:23.039 --> 00:36:28.920
<v Speaker 1>guy would drink remember wrangold. Oh sure, he would drink

713
00:36:29.039 --> 00:36:34.079
<v Speaker 1>wrangolds literally from the time he got there until the

714
00:36:34.199 --> 00:36:37.599
<v Speaker 1>time he left at whatever project he was he was

715
00:36:37.679 --> 00:36:41.480
<v Speaker 1>working on. And the guy would the guy would if

716
00:36:41.519 --> 00:36:43.960
<v Speaker 1>he didn't know you were there, Like he let's say

717
00:36:44.000 --> 00:36:46.480
<v Speaker 1>he's putting up a piece of paneling or painting a

718
00:36:46.559 --> 00:36:49.280
<v Speaker 1>wall or whatever he's doing. If he doesn't know you're there,

719
00:36:49.920 --> 00:36:52.639
<v Speaker 1>you could hear the guy rip off part after fart

720
00:36:52.840 --> 00:36:57.519
<v Speaker 1>after fart, and you know, and he'll be and in

721
00:36:57.639 --> 00:36:59.880
<v Speaker 1>one hand is the brush, the other hand is the wrangold,

722
00:37:00.119 --> 00:37:02.719
<v Speaker 1>you know, and he would just leave the trail. He'd

723
00:37:02.800 --> 00:37:06.920
<v Speaker 1>have like a like a the case that he would

724
00:37:06.920 --> 00:37:08.960
<v Speaker 1>bring for the day, and he was just all the

725
00:37:09.039 --> 00:37:12.320
<v Speaker 1>dead soldiers would just go back in the case. And

726
00:37:12.400 --> 00:37:14.000
<v Speaker 1>I can I mean, I'm like twelve years I can

727
00:37:14.079 --> 00:37:17.559
<v Speaker 1>remember looking in there and thinking, you know, I didn't

728
00:37:17.599 --> 00:37:20.360
<v Speaker 1>know anything about beer and how many a human could have.

729
00:37:21.519 --> 00:37:23.320
<v Speaker 1>But you look in there and there'd be, you know,

730
00:37:23.440 --> 00:37:26.000
<v Speaker 1>be the middle of the day and the guy guy's

731
00:37:26.039 --> 00:37:28.800
<v Speaker 1>already killed twelve of them or oh my god, more

732
00:37:28.880 --> 00:37:32.679
<v Speaker 1>than the guy would drink a case every single time came.

733
00:37:32.719 --> 00:37:33.360
<v Speaker 1>He's a big guy.

734
00:37:33.840 --> 00:37:36.639
<v Speaker 2>I mean, CHICU drank a case at the Japese party

735
00:37:36.760 --> 00:37:37.159
<v Speaker 2>one night.

736
00:37:38.679 --> 00:37:40.679
<v Speaker 1>Guys in college that could drink, that could drink a case.

737
00:37:41.000 --> 00:37:43.480
<v Speaker 1>I mean that's unbelievable. I could drink twenty four.

738
00:37:45.280 --> 00:37:47.320
<v Speaker 2>It might day, it might when I got to LA.

739
00:37:47.400 --> 00:37:50.599
<v Speaker 1>You can understand the farting, I mean farting and having

740
00:37:50.639 --> 00:37:51.599
<v Speaker 1>the pee NonStop.

741
00:37:51.719 --> 00:37:54.480
<v Speaker 2>But yeah, but back then in those days, like when

742
00:37:54.559 --> 00:37:56.760
<v Speaker 2>somebody was drunk, like when there was a drunk driver

743
00:37:56.840 --> 00:38:01.320
<v Speaker 2>incident and someone was killed, people would actually say the driver, well,

744
00:38:01.360 --> 00:38:04.360
<v Speaker 2>the program was drunk, like they make like was uh

745
00:38:04.519 --> 00:38:06.599
<v Speaker 2>you know, like the drive the driver was drunk. The

746
00:38:06.639 --> 00:38:09.199
<v Speaker 2>pork gum was drunk. Lets everybody calm down. He was

747
00:38:09.280 --> 00:38:12.800
<v Speaker 2>drinking like it was almost an excuse because everybody back then,

748
00:38:13.280 --> 00:38:15.519
<v Speaker 2>you know, Dick Van Dyke would come home as marry

749
00:38:15.599 --> 00:38:17.719
<v Speaker 2>Tylla Wo would make him with Martini. It was like

750
00:38:17.800 --> 00:38:20.400
<v Speaker 2>a you know, drinking was everywhere. When I came to

751
00:38:20.599 --> 00:38:23.199
<v Speaker 2>La after New York, I went to this good doctor

752
00:38:23.239 --> 00:38:25.239
<v Speaker 2>in Beverly Hills, doctor Trabulus, and he goes to me.

753
00:38:26.239 --> 00:38:28.880
<v Speaker 2>He goes, uh, how much do you you know? How's

754
00:38:28.880 --> 00:38:31.480
<v Speaker 2>your alcohol consumption? I said, you know, trying to drank

755
00:38:31.480 --> 00:38:33.639
<v Speaker 2>a lot in New York? Yeah, how much? You say?

756
00:38:33.679 --> 00:38:36.320
<v Speaker 2>Like two? Three? I go two or three at home

757
00:38:36.360 --> 00:38:38.679
<v Speaker 2>before I go out, and then two or three at

758
00:38:38.719 --> 00:38:40.840
<v Speaker 2>the next first restaurant, and three more of the next round.

759
00:38:40.960 --> 00:38:44.360
<v Speaker 2>I said, probably on a good night, twenty twenty two drinks.

760
00:38:44.480 --> 00:38:48.199
<v Speaker 2>He was like that can't you can't be serious. You

761
00:38:48.480 --> 00:38:51.159
<v Speaker 2>stopped drinking. I say, you might find some blood in

762
00:38:51.199 --> 00:38:54.159
<v Speaker 2>my gin stream if you look close enough. He goes,

763
00:38:54.159 --> 00:38:57.559
<v Speaker 2>you have to stop drinking now, all right. Of course

764
00:38:57.599 --> 00:39:03.599
<v Speaker 2>I didn't. But I I was brought up in drink culture. No, no,

765
00:39:03.719 --> 00:39:05.719
<v Speaker 2>it's I was on the I was on the prow

766
00:39:05.840 --> 00:39:08.079
<v Speaker 2>for stories. I was going club to club restaurants. So

767
00:39:08.440 --> 00:39:09.639
<v Speaker 2>for me, it was like I got to have something

768
00:39:09.679 --> 00:39:11.519
<v Speaker 2>in my hand. I don't smoke, so that was it.

769
00:39:11.840 --> 00:39:13.840
<v Speaker 2>I wasn't doing coke back then. It was like I'll

770
00:39:13.880 --> 00:39:16.639
<v Speaker 2>get a drink at the bar. It was easy and

771
00:39:16.719 --> 00:39:17.039
<v Speaker 2>it didn't.

772
00:39:17.159 --> 00:39:19.000
<v Speaker 1>Carbonated water didn't get it done for you. No.

773
00:39:19.199 --> 00:39:23.039
<v Speaker 2>I tried trunk cocktail Cranberry to if I wanted to

774
00:39:23.119 --> 00:39:25.400
<v Speaker 2>kill myself, Yeah, I'll have Cranbridger. Just get the fuck

775
00:39:25.400 --> 00:39:28.440
<v Speaker 2>at it does nothing. I'm like dying to have something.

776
00:39:28.639 --> 00:39:30.400
<v Speaker 2>I only want to drink when I when I I'm

777
00:39:30.440 --> 00:39:32.159
<v Speaker 2>in a restaurant with a steak or something like that done.

778
00:39:32.199 --> 00:39:34.960
<v Speaker 2>I'd like a martini. But to sit around the house

779
00:39:35.000 --> 00:39:38.079
<v Speaker 2>and drink before I go out. Now we can. At

780
00:39:38.119 --> 00:39:40.000
<v Speaker 2>this age in our thirties, it was something we could

781
00:39:40.000 --> 00:39:42.159
<v Speaker 2>do and get up the next day for work. It

782
00:39:42.280 --> 00:39:44.360
<v Speaker 2>was like we had two martinis at lunch at the

783
00:39:44.400 --> 00:39:46.599
<v Speaker 2>Daily News. All the writers would get together, go downstairs

784
00:39:46.639 --> 00:39:49.280
<v Speaker 2>to a bar, have lunch, a couple of martinis, go

785
00:39:49.400 --> 00:39:52.760
<v Speaker 2>back to work. I mean, Pete Hamill was a drunk,

786
00:39:52.800 --> 00:39:55.880
<v Speaker 2>Jimmy Bresling was a drunk. All my idols were big drinkers.

787
00:39:55.920 --> 00:39:58.480
<v Speaker 2>So you think I want to be like them, and

788
00:39:58.599 --> 00:40:00.280
<v Speaker 2>then you find out that's not the best to go.

789
00:40:00.760 --> 00:40:03.599
<v Speaker 1>Twenty twenty something in the night is a big is

790
00:40:03.599 --> 00:40:06.119
<v Speaker 1>a big number, A lot. It was a lot back

791
00:40:06.199 --> 00:40:08.400
<v Speaker 1>in the back in the day though, Like you think

792
00:40:08.440 --> 00:40:11.159
<v Speaker 1>about this, what's the current? I think it's point zero

793
00:40:11.280 --> 00:40:16.280
<v Speaker 1>eight is the blood alcohol level. I mean there were

794
00:40:16.320 --> 00:40:18.559
<v Speaker 1>people all over the roads that would have blown like

795
00:40:18.679 --> 00:40:19.400
<v Speaker 1>point threes.

796
00:40:19.840 --> 00:40:20.920
<v Speaker 2>Dude, forget about it.

797
00:40:21.360 --> 00:40:23.800
<v Speaker 1>And all you did was you you just saw them

798
00:40:23.840 --> 00:40:26.000
<v Speaker 1>and you knew you watched them swerve, and you're like,

799
00:40:26.000 --> 00:40:28.039
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna get in fun of this before you know.

800
00:40:28.880 --> 00:40:30.679
<v Speaker 1>It was just you had to clear them, you know,

801
00:40:30.719 --> 00:40:32.239
<v Speaker 1>you just said to get out of the way of him.

802
00:40:32.320 --> 00:40:34.039
<v Speaker 1>And if he ran into a tree, he ran into

803
00:40:34.079 --> 00:40:34.360
<v Speaker 1>a tree.

804
00:40:34.480 --> 00:40:36.360
<v Speaker 2>I love the story the Britney Spears that got the

805
00:40:36.480 --> 00:40:38.440
<v Speaker 2>nine to one one call someone saying there's a woman

806
00:40:38.559 --> 00:40:41.519
<v Speaker 2>driving erradically. We grew up like that. We just dodged

807
00:40:41.559 --> 00:40:44.920
<v Speaker 2>those carts, you know, exactly, just changing lanes too quickly,

808
00:40:45.559 --> 00:40:47.960
<v Speaker 2>not using a direction. Yeah, check, we've done that, shoe.

809
00:40:48.079 --> 00:40:50.360
<v Speaker 2>You know, does you close your eyes like Brent Zigler

810
00:40:50.440 --> 00:40:54.400
<v Speaker 2>did for thirty seconds on the highway? You know? Crazy? Yeah?

811
00:40:54.400 --> 00:40:56.920
<v Speaker 2>I mean that one more story about drinking. Tony Tony

812
00:40:56.920 --> 00:40:59.280
<v Speaker 2>Boch tells me this is a classic. He does go

813
00:40:59.360 --> 00:41:03.239
<v Speaker 2>to a family function in Brooklyn, Howard Beach, whatever the

814
00:41:03.320 --> 00:41:06.480
<v Speaker 2>fuck it was, and his father got loaded at the party. Right,

815
00:41:07.320 --> 00:41:10.519
<v Speaker 2>he's passed, kind of passed out. They gotta go. They

816
00:41:10.840 --> 00:41:12.320
<v Speaker 2>kind of hold him to the car. He's gonna I

817
00:41:12.360 --> 00:41:17.480
<v Speaker 2>could drive. I could drive. He stopped at Tony's eleven. Right,

818
00:41:17.960 --> 00:41:20.079
<v Speaker 2>the mother's like, who's gonna drop. They gave the keys

819
00:41:20.159 --> 00:41:23.760
<v Speaker 2>to George. He was fourteen. Tony George strove from Brooklyn

820
00:41:23.800 --> 00:41:25.719
<v Speaker 2>to West Is and every ten minutes if I was like,

821
00:41:25.840 --> 00:41:28.320
<v Speaker 2>pull over, I could drive. And George took him all

822
00:41:28.320 --> 00:41:29.239
<v Speaker 2>over home at fourteen.

823
00:41:31.800 --> 00:41:32.760
<v Speaker 1>Didn't the mom drive?

824
00:41:33.320 --> 00:41:35.519
<v Speaker 2>Don't think oh she's Tony said, because back then the

825
00:41:35.559 --> 00:41:38.000
<v Speaker 2>woman was like, but my mom didn't have a license.

826
00:41:38.000 --> 00:41:39.760
<v Speaker 2>But back then his mother was like, only the men

827
00:41:39.840 --> 00:41:42.119
<v Speaker 2>drive cars. You know. It's very like very guinea kind

828
00:41:42.159 --> 00:41:44.480
<v Speaker 2>of like only the men. Women don't touch serios. Really,

829
00:41:45.119 --> 00:41:47.599
<v Speaker 2>my father, my father would not let my mother get

830
00:41:47.760 --> 00:41:50.360
<v Speaker 2>drive his license. She wanted to learn. He said, if

831
00:41:50.360 --> 00:41:52.199
<v Speaker 2>you're gonna learn, you gotta drive with one hand like

832
00:41:52.280 --> 00:41:52.519
<v Speaker 2>I do.

833
00:41:53.719 --> 00:41:57.000
<v Speaker 1>She's what so and wear an eye patch?

834
00:41:57.320 --> 00:41:59.480
<v Speaker 2>She said, she got her hand on the knob, yeah, yeah,

835
00:42:00.039 --> 00:42:01.480
<v Speaker 2>and on the knob that they just have knobs on

836
00:42:01.519 --> 00:42:03.639
<v Speaker 2>the steering wheels to make it easy to turn. He goes,

837
00:42:03.719 --> 00:42:06.320
<v Speaker 2>put your right hand on my ass, drive it one hand,

838
00:42:06.360 --> 00:42:08.360
<v Speaker 2>and of course she runs over a curb or some ship.

839
00:42:08.679 --> 00:42:10.960
<v Speaker 2>He goes, that's it. I'm gonna put my kids in

840
00:42:11.000 --> 00:42:12.760
<v Speaker 2>a call with you. And you're hitting fucking curbs. No,

841
00:42:13.039 --> 00:42:16.159
<v Speaker 2>no license for you. And that was it horrible?

842
00:42:16.760 --> 00:42:19.920
<v Speaker 1>Why was the option of the second hand eliminated?

843
00:42:20.360 --> 00:42:22.280
<v Speaker 2>He wanted to make it difficult so she couldn't drive.

844
00:42:22.480 --> 00:42:26.000
<v Speaker 2>He wanted to have her home. It's a it's a prison,

845
00:42:26.480 --> 00:42:27.119
<v Speaker 2>My poor mother.

846
00:42:27.480 --> 00:42:30.480
<v Speaker 1>I saw some video the other day of this, uh

847
00:42:30.920 --> 00:42:36.039
<v Speaker 1>this cop pulls over this lady and he claims that

848
00:42:36.159 --> 00:42:40.440
<v Speaker 1>he saw her with her cell phone in her right hand,

849
00:42:40.760 --> 00:42:45.480
<v Speaker 1>right okay, And so he says, this ship and she's

850
00:42:45.559 --> 00:42:47.960
<v Speaker 1>looking at him, and she's just looking at him like

851
00:42:48.800 --> 00:42:51.000
<v Speaker 1>you're a fucking idiot, Like how stupid. The cops at

852
00:42:51.039 --> 00:42:53.159
<v Speaker 1>the window of the car and she's just looking at him,

853
00:42:53.639 --> 00:42:56.760
<v Speaker 1>and she's like, really, so you saw you saw me

854
00:42:56.920 --> 00:43:02.480
<v Speaker 1>holding my my cell phone in my right hand. Yes,

855
00:43:02.840 --> 00:43:04.280
<v Speaker 1>And that's what I'm written. I've written you up for

856
00:43:04.760 --> 00:43:08.280
<v Speaker 1>and she holds her thing up and she's amputated. All

857
00:43:08.360 --> 00:43:11.000
<v Speaker 1>my here, she's got got.

858
00:43:10.920 --> 00:43:13.840
<v Speaker 2>A little she's got a little claw, you know, with.

859
00:43:13.920 --> 00:43:17.800
<v Speaker 1>A like a sock over it. And so she's finally

860
00:43:17.840 --> 00:43:21.360
<v Speaker 1>going you see this, You think I was holding the

861
00:43:21.400 --> 00:43:24.719
<v Speaker 1>phone with this and the cop the cop was under lengthing.

862
00:43:24.800 --> 00:43:28.960
<v Speaker 1>He's like, then maybe maybe it was your left hand.

863
00:43:29.000 --> 00:43:30.960
<v Speaker 1>That okay, it was my left hand. How was I

864
00:43:31.079 --> 00:43:35.599
<v Speaker 1>driving the book like that? And she got the the

865
00:43:36.320 --> 00:43:40.199
<v Speaker 1>the actual video because it was it was the the

866
00:43:40.280 --> 00:43:46.239
<v Speaker 1>bodycam video. This How the police department didn't drop these charts?

867
00:43:46.280 --> 00:43:51.039
<v Speaker 1>I have no idea, but but this tape got the

868
00:43:51.320 --> 00:43:54.239
<v Speaker 1>video got played in a freaking corn room. I mean,

869
00:43:54.320 --> 00:43:56.280
<v Speaker 1>this thing went all the way to see that.

870
00:43:56.519 --> 00:43:58.039
<v Speaker 2>That's great, that's great.

871
00:43:59.280 --> 00:44:01.840
<v Speaker 1>How could the car? What do they think was gonna

872
00:44:01.880 --> 00:44:04.440
<v Speaker 1>happen in the courtroom? Other than the poor cop? You

873
00:44:04.559 --> 00:44:06.119
<v Speaker 1>go in there and she all she gotta do is.

874
00:44:07.360 --> 00:44:09.159
<v Speaker 2>Had to make us I guess, had to make his quota.

875
00:44:09.320 --> 00:44:11.440
<v Speaker 2>Some ship like they have that. I know they have them.

876
00:44:11.679 --> 00:44:14.519
<v Speaker 2>But I remember when like my father in law, Jen's

877
00:44:14.559 --> 00:44:18.239
<v Speaker 2>father was a cop in Fall Rockaway and Jimmy Preslan

878
00:44:19.119 --> 00:44:21.320
<v Speaker 2>was living around Queen's at that point, and they knew

879
00:44:21.360 --> 00:44:23.400
<v Speaker 2>what Bari went to and stuff. And one night he

880
00:44:23.480 --> 00:44:25.000
<v Speaker 2>went to a lot of cop balls. He loved talking

881
00:44:25.039 --> 00:44:28.360
<v Speaker 2>to cops, and he'd be plastered and they'd go to

882
00:44:28.480 --> 00:44:30.960
<v Speaker 2>his car, find his car, picked the car keys off him,

883
00:44:31.400 --> 00:44:33.119
<v Speaker 2>and just rolled in the back seat or under the

884
00:44:33.159 --> 00:44:35.400
<v Speaker 2>seat so he couldn't find so he couldn't drive. But

885
00:44:35.519 --> 00:44:38.400
<v Speaker 2>they didn't. They weren't arresting people back then. It was

886
00:44:38.519 --> 00:44:40.639
<v Speaker 2>just like, just hide his fucking keys. He came right,

887
00:44:40.760 --> 00:44:45.039
<v Speaker 2>let us sleep it off, and he's sleeping off. I mean,

888
00:44:45.079 --> 00:44:48.440
<v Speaker 2>it was much it's much safer now, but we all

889
00:44:48.519 --> 00:44:50.840
<v Speaker 2>made it with no seat belts and you know, smoking

890
00:44:51.000 --> 00:44:54.000
<v Speaker 2>with the windows up, and you know, drunk driving and

891
00:44:54.039 --> 00:44:55.320
<v Speaker 2>ship and here we are.

892
00:44:55.480 --> 00:44:58.360
<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, no, look like parents. Handyman Phil, he'd be

893
00:44:59.280 --> 00:45:01.840
<v Speaker 1>he get whatever the hell he had to get done done,

894
00:45:02.199 --> 00:45:05.760
<v Speaker 1>and he'd take his three six packs worth of dead

895
00:45:05.800 --> 00:45:08.400
<v Speaker 1>soldiers and throw them in the trash and then he'd

896
00:45:08.400 --> 00:45:11.679
<v Speaker 1>get in his banged up Van Jesus trouble.

897
00:45:12.440 --> 00:45:14.119
<v Speaker 2>Well, you think about it, I mean, you think about

898
00:45:14.119 --> 00:45:16.960
<v Speaker 2>all the A lot of the artists, and not only musicians,

899
00:45:17.039 --> 00:45:22.599
<v Speaker 2>but painters, golp. So many of them were drug using drugs,

900
00:45:22.760 --> 00:45:25.239
<v Speaker 2>whether you're a Picasso or so many of them, and

901
00:45:25.360 --> 00:45:28.400
<v Speaker 2>yet what they created. I grew up believing this, like

902
00:45:28.519 --> 00:45:30.440
<v Speaker 2>maybe that's the way to go. But then as I

903
00:45:30.440 --> 00:45:33.519
<v Speaker 2>got older, I said, now I read better straight. There's

904
00:45:33.559 --> 00:45:35.039
<v Speaker 2>some ideas that come to you when you're a little

905
00:45:35.039 --> 00:45:38.000
<v Speaker 2>fucked up that are fantastic, but you might not describe

906
00:45:38.039 --> 00:45:41.840
<v Speaker 2>their right. But I mean, drinking is a different I

907
00:45:41.880 --> 00:45:44.960
<v Speaker 2>think it's the worst drug. I mean, I really because

908
00:45:44.960 --> 00:45:47.400
<v Speaker 2>it's so accessible, it's so easy to get, and it's

909
00:45:47.440 --> 00:45:51.480
<v Speaker 2>so social that you know, I know guys who used

910
00:45:51.480 --> 00:45:54.679
<v Speaker 2>to drink a lot. They I know guys who do

911
00:45:54.840 --> 00:45:57.239
<v Speaker 2>coke to stay up longer just so they could drink

912
00:45:57.320 --> 00:46:00.480
<v Speaker 2>more like a different philosop, you know.

913
00:46:00.800 --> 00:46:05.400
<v Speaker 1>Just I remember my my brother in law was working construction,

914
00:46:05.639 --> 00:46:10.639
<v Speaker 1>Mickey O'Rourke. They they would the first stop was the

915
00:46:10.719 --> 00:46:14.599
<v Speaker 1>beer distributor, you know, to get whatever they were going

916
00:46:14.679 --> 00:46:17.800
<v Speaker 1>to need for the day, you know, yeah, a couple

917
00:46:17.840 --> 00:46:20.960
<v Speaker 1>of Budweiser suitcases to bring to the job site.

918
00:46:21.280 --> 00:46:21.480
<v Speaker 2>Yep.

919
00:46:21.599 --> 00:46:24.880
<v Speaker 1>I mean, but you know what if your hammer and nails,

920
00:46:25.280 --> 00:46:28.920
<v Speaker 1>you saw wood, you're doing whatever you're doing, don't it

921
00:46:28.960 --> 00:46:34.239
<v Speaker 1>with your buddies the dagos. It's not I mean, it's

922
00:46:34.320 --> 00:46:38.599
<v Speaker 1>not so highly skilled where you know, being a little

923
00:46:38.599 --> 00:46:41.679
<v Speaker 1>bit buzzed is gonna affect it. I mean, I wouldn't think,

924
00:46:42.440 --> 00:46:43.800
<v Speaker 1>but you see.

925
00:46:44.079 --> 00:46:47.480
<v Speaker 2>The Mexican's the day laborers who are putting up apartment

926
00:46:47.519 --> 00:46:50.280
<v Speaker 2>buildings and you know, doing shit around town. They come

927
00:46:50.360 --> 00:46:52.400
<v Speaker 2>to work, they're very quiet, you know, they do their work,

928
00:46:52.440 --> 00:46:54.719
<v Speaker 2>put their heads down, and then at lunch they'll lay

929
00:46:54.800 --> 00:46:57.320
<v Speaker 2>on someone'st on the corner with like a lawn with

930
00:46:57.440 --> 00:46:59.760
<v Speaker 2>their beer and a sandwich, little music coming out of

931
00:46:59.760 --> 00:47:02.199
<v Speaker 2>the back their car, and they're happy and they go

932
00:47:02.280 --> 00:47:06.599
<v Speaker 2>back to work. I mean, yeah, some cultures do it

933
00:47:06.679 --> 00:47:09.079
<v Speaker 2>better than others. You know, Native Americans do it better

934
00:47:09.119 --> 00:47:11.320
<v Speaker 2>than others that there's a lot of alcoholism in them,

935
00:47:11.400 --> 00:47:15.159
<v Speaker 2>But the Mexicans do. I mean, you know, I don't know.

936
00:47:15.440 --> 00:47:17.360
<v Speaker 2>If you get your work done, I suppose it's okay,

937
00:47:17.440 --> 00:47:19.400
<v Speaker 2>but you get to a certain age where you can't

938
00:47:19.519 --> 00:47:22.559
<v Speaker 2>function as well, and it's just maybe.

939
00:47:22.400 --> 00:47:25.679
<v Speaker 1>You know what, maybe it's the It's one good thing

940
00:47:25.760 --> 00:47:29.280
<v Speaker 1>about the all of this illegal immigration is it's it's

941
00:47:29.400 --> 00:47:33.840
<v Speaker 1>kept beer sales propped up because because I just don't

942
00:47:33.840 --> 00:47:35.599
<v Speaker 1>see people drinking that much beer these days.

943
00:47:35.880 --> 00:47:38.239
<v Speaker 2>No, I don't either, I'm not a better guy.

944
00:47:39.679 --> 00:47:43.320
<v Speaker 1>You know, my son comes home and they're they're drinking

945
00:47:44.199 --> 00:47:47.400
<v Speaker 1>old fashions and they're I mean they're they're drinking whiskey,

946
00:47:47.480 --> 00:47:52.239
<v Speaker 1>they're marguerite. Is It's not like when I was in school,

947
00:47:52.480 --> 00:47:55.000
<v Speaker 1>we get a keg tapped all day. Guys are drinking

948
00:47:55.039 --> 00:47:57.480
<v Speaker 1>beer and that's pretty much the only thing. You don't.

949
00:47:58.360 --> 00:47:59.760
<v Speaker 1>I don't think I had a mixed drink.

950
00:47:59.800 --> 00:48:03.239
<v Speaker 2>And no, yeah I didn't. I know I didn't. No,

951
00:48:03.360 --> 00:48:04.679
<v Speaker 2>I was a beer guy. I mean, matter of fact,

952
00:48:04.679 --> 00:48:07.480
<v Speaker 2>we in West I said, we drank Schmids. I mean

953
00:48:07.559 --> 00:48:11.159
<v Speaker 2>Mono loved Mano like Schmidts. We drank Schmid's beer and

954
00:48:11.320 --> 00:48:14.639
<v Speaker 2>we get and we get, we get.

955
00:48:16.000 --> 00:48:18.239
<v Speaker 1>Rolling, rock rolling, rock rolling.

956
00:48:18.440 --> 00:48:20.760
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that was the big one. But we started getting

957
00:48:20.760 --> 00:48:23.280
<v Speaker 2>mixed drinks. I remember at Baby's Cove melon balls. That

958
00:48:23.400 --> 00:48:25.280
<v Speaker 2>was the first time I thought, oh, mixed drink, this

959
00:48:25.400 --> 00:48:28.880
<v Speaker 2>is interesting. Orange juice, got that green li Core Midori

960
00:48:29.599 --> 00:48:34.400
<v Speaker 2>and vodka. Those a tasty at the Baby's Cove. But yeah,

961
00:48:34.440 --> 00:48:36.400
<v Speaker 2>I was talking to Mono. He might come up if

962
00:48:36.440 --> 00:48:38.280
<v Speaker 2>I come down there in August, which I'm really trying

963
00:48:38.320 --> 00:48:40.199
<v Speaker 2>to do. Him and Jamie. That tell you. There in

964
00:48:40.280 --> 00:48:42.519
<v Speaker 2>Miami No, I didn't know that. Yeah, they got a

965
00:48:42.519 --> 00:48:44.800
<v Speaker 2>second place in Miami, and I guess the condo Miami

966
00:48:45.400 --> 00:48:48.079
<v Speaker 2>in the House of Virginia. But they had no He

967
00:48:48.159 --> 00:48:50.480
<v Speaker 2>listened to my show Fame. I told him listen to

968
00:48:50.559 --> 00:48:53.679
<v Speaker 2>this show and he said, I said, if I come,

969
00:48:53.719 --> 00:48:55.679
<v Speaker 2>he come up. I said, you'll see everybody. It'll be great,

970
00:48:56.400 --> 00:49:03.559
<v Speaker 2>you know someday. Right, Yeah, where's Galleys Gallagher in the Jupiter? Right,

971
00:49:03.599 --> 00:49:06.159
<v Speaker 2>so you're close to him? Good and uh no, but

972
00:49:06.440 --> 00:49:08.360
<v Speaker 2>I think he's Miami. But it's not that far. I

973
00:49:08.440 --> 00:49:11.599
<v Speaker 2>mean it's it's Miami an hour. Okay, that's no problem.

974
00:49:11.880 --> 00:49:14.760
<v Speaker 2>But he's almost retiring from the American Airlines.

975
00:49:14.960 --> 00:49:15.960
<v Speaker 1>Oh he's still flying.

976
00:49:16.280 --> 00:49:19.159
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, he's gonna retire like a year a year or so. Uh,

977
00:49:19.400 --> 00:49:21.679
<v Speaker 2>Jamie can retire from her job. I forget what she's doing,

978
00:49:21.800 --> 00:49:24.280
<v Speaker 2>but she did. She ended up doing something really really interesting.

979
00:49:25.960 --> 00:49:28.280
<v Speaker 2>You know it sounds it sounds. It's just like it's

980
00:49:28.400 --> 00:49:30.760
<v Speaker 2>it's like no days went by in high school. It's

981
00:49:30.800 --> 00:49:32.440
<v Speaker 2>like when I was three. Talk him and I have

982
00:49:32.519 --> 00:49:36.840
<v Speaker 2>a different history about different things, and all those stories

983
00:49:36.920 --> 00:49:39.079
<v Speaker 2>come back. I mean, I have his postcard letters when

984
00:49:39.079 --> 00:49:42.599
<v Speaker 2>he went to VM I the first year how miserable

985
00:49:42.599 --> 00:49:44.239
<v Speaker 2>he was. You have to walk along the walls like

986
00:49:44.320 --> 00:49:45.800
<v Speaker 2>a rat when you're a freshman.

987
00:49:46.360 --> 00:49:51.639
<v Speaker 1>I visited him cool really because I the drive from

988
00:49:51.719 --> 00:49:57.760
<v Speaker 1>New York to Nashville goes right through Lexington, Virginia, which

989
00:49:57.840 --> 00:50:01.239
<v Speaker 1>is where both v M I and and uh Washington

990
00:50:01.320 --> 00:50:04.480
<v Speaker 1>and Lee are Wow, and so I saw the whole.

991
00:50:04.559 --> 00:50:07.119
<v Speaker 1>I mean it's like it's like BMI is like a

992
00:50:07.159 --> 00:50:11.800
<v Speaker 1>freaking prison. And when you're when you're freshman, you're a rat.

993
00:50:12.079 --> 00:50:14.840
<v Speaker 3>You're a rat, right, And I mean they treat you

994
00:50:15.320 --> 00:50:16.960
<v Speaker 3>like a rat. I mean, but he had he had

995
00:50:16.960 --> 00:50:19.599
<v Speaker 3>a little His older brother was there as a senior.

996
00:50:19.920 --> 00:50:22.360
<v Speaker 3>I think when he was a rat. Yeah, a little

997
00:50:22.400 --> 00:50:23.400
<v Speaker 3>bit of protection.

998
00:50:24.920 --> 00:50:25.559
<v Speaker 1>Is tough kid.

999
00:50:25.639 --> 00:50:30.480
<v Speaker 2>And his brother went there after John too, so there

1000
00:50:30.480 --> 00:50:33.920
<v Speaker 2>were three models in a row. But yeah, man, I

1001
00:50:34.119 --> 00:50:36.960
<v Speaker 2>remember John's father. We were talking. I said, fathers were

1002
00:50:37.000 --> 00:50:39.679
<v Speaker 2>so different back then, Like I'm leaning on Roco. His

1003
00:50:39.800 --> 00:50:43.079
<v Speaker 2>mother is more of a strict person. So, uh, we'll

1004
00:50:43.119 --> 00:50:44.480
<v Speaker 2>be at the house. We go to the beach right

1005
00:50:44.559 --> 00:50:47.199
<v Speaker 2>on the field too, and the follow ago, here's a fireman.

1006
00:50:48.199 --> 00:50:51.159
<v Speaker 2>What about painting that shed? JOHNO dad I painted last weekend,

1007
00:50:51.480 --> 00:50:54.480
<v Speaker 2>painted again, And He's like, I gotta paint the shed

1008
00:50:55.760 --> 00:50:57.599
<v Speaker 2>like it just I don't know why he would do that.

1009
00:50:57.760 --> 00:50:59.320
<v Speaker 2>I don't know why, not like your sung going to

1010
00:50:59.360 --> 00:51:01.159
<v Speaker 2>the beach. But he wasn't me and guy either.

1011
00:51:03.119 --> 00:51:06.320
<v Speaker 1>His mom, who was a teacher, was whenever I was

1012
00:51:06.400 --> 00:51:09.239
<v Speaker 1>over there, and always seen his mom ran the place.

1013
00:51:10.480 --> 00:51:10.840
<v Speaker 2>Everything.

1014
00:51:10.920 --> 00:51:13.119
<v Speaker 1>I mean, she she ran a tight she ran a

1015
00:51:13.199 --> 00:51:17.119
<v Speaker 1>tight ship. But hey, he was. I remember. I don't

1016
00:51:17.159 --> 00:51:19.880
<v Speaker 1>know why we were at Chris Mbo's house, but a

1017
00:51:19.960 --> 00:51:22.960
<v Speaker 1>bunch of us were at Imbo's house and it was

1018
00:51:23.039 --> 00:51:27.159
<v Speaker 1>right along the train tracks, and I am ship faced,

1019
00:51:27.880 --> 00:51:32.320
<v Speaker 1>absolutely ship faced, and I decide I'm going to walk

1020
00:51:32.360 --> 00:51:37.639
<v Speaker 1>home from there, completely ship So I get across the

1021
00:51:37.719 --> 00:51:42.280
<v Speaker 1>train tracks and was it the movie theater that was

1022
00:51:42.360 --> 00:51:44.679
<v Speaker 1>right across from there? Yeah, the movie theater was right there, right.

1023
00:51:45.079 --> 00:51:47.639
<v Speaker 1>So I'm walking around the back of the movie theater

1024
00:51:47.840 --> 00:51:53.159
<v Speaker 1>about to get about to get into the beach. Trees

1025
00:51:53.760 --> 00:51:59.960
<v Speaker 1>beach streets like fields, and I come around a corn

1026
00:52:00.000 --> 00:52:02.400
<v Speaker 1>owner and I am hammered. And the next thing I

1027
00:52:02.559 --> 00:52:04.639
<v Speaker 1>feel is something. I don't know if it was a

1028
00:52:04.800 --> 00:52:07.599
<v Speaker 1>foot or a fist, but something hits me in the

1029
00:52:07.679 --> 00:52:16.760
<v Speaker 1>face and I go down. Well, I yell because because

1030
00:52:16.800 --> 00:52:20.159
<v Speaker 1>Imbo's house is just across the train tracks. The guys

1031
00:52:20.199 --> 00:52:22.760
<v Speaker 1>that kicked me and were about to beat the shit

1032
00:52:22.840 --> 00:52:26.719
<v Speaker 1>out of me, Jesus didn't realize that I had an

1033
00:52:26.840 --> 00:52:30.039
<v Speaker 1>army that was just over the other side of the

1034
00:52:30.440 --> 00:52:32.639
<v Speaker 1>the train tracks. So I literally there are three guys

1035
00:52:32.679 --> 00:52:35.440
<v Speaker 1>around me. I literally break a bottle on the ground

1036
00:52:36.159 --> 00:52:40.320
<v Speaker 1>and I'm holding it up and I end up pustling

1037
00:52:40.400 --> 00:52:42.960
<v Speaker 1>one guy. I sliced my wrist pretty bad on my

1038
00:52:43.039 --> 00:52:47.960
<v Speaker 1>own bottle. Brilliant mic. But Mono and these guys chase

1039
00:52:48.960 --> 00:52:52.719
<v Speaker 1>those three guys down, and obviously I'm not there because

1040
00:52:52.760 --> 00:52:57.360
<v Speaker 1>I'm getting taken to the hospital. And uh uh Mono

1041
00:52:57.559 --> 00:53:01.599
<v Speaker 1>takes some fucking and what do you call it? Uh

1042
00:53:02.119 --> 00:53:06.360
<v Speaker 1>one of those block a cinderblock, Oh my god, and

1043
00:53:06.519 --> 00:53:09.000
<v Speaker 1>breaks the dude's leg with the fucking Oh my god.

1044
00:53:09.119 --> 00:53:11.760
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, John was and and Imbo wasn't. Imbo had a

1045
00:53:11.800 --> 00:53:14.599
<v Speaker 2>good physique, he was a strong kid. In Bo wasn't

1046
00:53:14.599 --> 00:53:14.960
<v Speaker 2>a fighter.

1047
00:53:15.039 --> 00:53:17.719
<v Speaker 1>But you know what it was at Imbo's house, he wasn't.

1048
00:53:18.239 --> 00:53:21.719
<v Speaker 1>It was it was Gallagher, It was it was all

1049
00:53:21.800 --> 00:53:25.400
<v Speaker 1>the minute men, as as Frank Dale used to call. Yeah,

1050
00:53:26.639 --> 00:53:28.039
<v Speaker 1>maybe Paulson, Paul I.

1051
00:53:28.039 --> 00:53:29.840
<v Speaker 2>Was gonna say Paulson because that whole.

1052
00:53:29.639 --> 00:53:34.199
<v Speaker 1>Group that chased these guys down. The restless breaks the

1053
00:53:34.280 --> 00:53:35.039
<v Speaker 1>guys because.

1054
00:53:34.760 --> 00:53:38.519
<v Speaker 2>The dramas drama's five five six five five in high

1055
00:53:38.519 --> 00:53:40.960
<v Speaker 2>school small and you think he wrestled one twenty eight

1056
00:53:41.079 --> 00:53:44.239
<v Speaker 2>or some ship and what's that. Paulson was small and

1057
00:53:44.440 --> 00:53:48.360
<v Speaker 2>Henry Bennett was small. He wasn't a fighter, but John thought.

1058
00:53:48.400 --> 00:53:50.400
<v Speaker 2>They thought they could fight, especially if you're hanging out

1059
00:53:50.400 --> 00:53:53.679
<v Speaker 2>with Squeezy. He was just champion. They could fight anybody.

1060
00:53:53.880 --> 00:53:56.480
<v Speaker 2>John would just shoot the guy a double leg takedown

1061
00:53:56.519 --> 00:53:58.280
<v Speaker 2>and the guy. Once the guy's on the ground, he

1062
00:53:58.320 --> 00:54:00.480
<v Speaker 2>would go to town on the guy. So we went

1063
00:54:00.519 --> 00:54:02.679
<v Speaker 2>to a strip club one night and he's like a

1064
00:54:02.719 --> 00:54:05.519
<v Speaker 2>biker's a gas light, kind of like bikers weren't there,

1065
00:54:05.519 --> 00:54:08.079
<v Speaker 2>and Ship somebody didn't like us being too loud. We're

1066
00:54:08.079 --> 00:54:10.360
<v Speaker 2>a hammered and the guy brings a knife to the

1067
00:54:10.400 --> 00:54:12.639
<v Speaker 2>table to shut us up. So not a big knight,

1068
00:54:12.679 --> 00:54:15.239
<v Speaker 2>but like it's still scary and John just said to

1069
00:54:15.320 --> 00:54:18.159
<v Speaker 2>the guy, John's five to five. He goes, what I'm

1070
00:54:18.159 --> 00:54:20.840
<v Speaker 2>gonna do open my mail with that fucking thing. I

1071
00:54:21.079 --> 00:54:23.119
<v Speaker 2>just punched the guy in the face and it's spilled

1072
00:54:23.159 --> 00:54:27.480
<v Speaker 2>outside and everybody left. But yeah, he was like, he's crazy, crazy,

1073
00:54:28.239 --> 00:54:30.840
<v Speaker 2>he's flying. He's he's now, he's flying here, He's now.

1074
00:54:30.920 --> 00:54:33.559
<v Speaker 2>He's a pilot that takes you to Milan. His roots.

1075
00:54:33.679 --> 00:54:35.559
<v Speaker 2>He goes to Italy and Florence a lot, he said,

1076
00:54:35.880 --> 00:54:38.199
<v Speaker 2>his new roote he used through the Caribbean. Now he's

1077
00:54:38.280 --> 00:54:41.239
<v Speaker 2>going to uh Italy a lot, which is a great route.

1078
00:54:41.440 --> 00:54:44.800
<v Speaker 1>So I could see Mono up front going, you know,

1079
00:54:45.039 --> 00:54:49.159
<v Speaker 1>this fucking flight to eight hours boring a ship. Let's

1080
00:54:49.199 --> 00:54:50.920
<v Speaker 1>just funk with the passengers for a minute, and all

1081
00:54:50.960 --> 00:54:53.079
<v Speaker 1>of a sudden just dropped like four hundred and six

1082
00:54:53.440 --> 00:54:59.920
<v Speaker 1>feet I know. Yeah, captain, apologize for Turbul, said Turbul

1083
00:55:00.119 --> 00:55:02.559
<v Speaker 1>until we hit and uh, you know we're looking for

1084
00:55:02.760 --> 00:55:07.320
<v Speaker 1>some smoother you know, just just because he was amazing.

1085
00:55:07.480 --> 00:55:09.159
<v Speaker 1>She can't get away with that as a as a

1086
00:55:09.239 --> 00:55:11.760
<v Speaker 1>power in a commercial airplace, but if you could.

1087
00:55:12.119 --> 00:55:14.159
<v Speaker 2>Would he set me up the one He set me

1088
00:55:14.280 --> 00:55:17.199
<v Speaker 2>up with two flight attendants. They were cute too. Uh.

1089
00:55:17.320 --> 00:55:19.119
<v Speaker 2>They always wanted to go out after the flight. They

1090
00:55:19.159 --> 00:55:20.679
<v Speaker 2>went to New York. Where should we go? You know

1091
00:55:20.719 --> 00:55:22.599
<v Speaker 2>that kind of ship. So he hooked me up with them,

1092
00:55:23.039 --> 00:55:25.800
<v Speaker 2>and I remembered with those one girl Barbara. Yeah, we

1093
00:55:25.880 --> 00:55:27.760
<v Speaker 2>had because John was. We hung out in New York

1094
00:55:27.800 --> 00:55:31.280
<v Speaker 2>one night years ago and we had a lot. We

1095
00:55:31.400 --> 00:55:33.159
<v Speaker 2>had a lot of fun. That's why I was looking

1096
00:55:33.159 --> 00:55:35.599
<v Speaker 2>at prom table. I'm like, you know, as close as

1097
00:55:35.639 --> 00:55:37.199
<v Speaker 2>me and Kenny and Mike, are you guys run at

1098
00:55:37.239 --> 00:55:41.280
<v Speaker 2>my table? Mono was, and I guess you're with Gallagher

1099
00:55:41.400 --> 00:55:43.119
<v Speaker 2>Kenny and I'm not trying to think who else.

1100
00:55:43.199 --> 00:55:44.960
<v Speaker 1>Ronnie was at our table, Ronnie Kenny.

1101
00:55:44.880 --> 00:55:46.760
<v Speaker 2>Like that was weird, like Ronnie Cables. I hung out

1102
00:55:46.760 --> 00:55:48.920
<v Speaker 2>with Ronnie more than you did. That's something I think.

1103
00:55:49.320 --> 00:55:52.199
<v Speaker 1>We just split into two tables. That made sense. It

1104
00:55:52.280 --> 00:55:55.840
<v Speaker 1>was kind of just break up the group. But wait,

1105
00:55:55.960 --> 00:55:57.880
<v Speaker 1>you just made me, just made me think about so

1106
00:55:58.159 --> 00:56:00.159
<v Speaker 1>when you were talking about flight attend So I had

1107
00:56:00.159 --> 00:56:03.280
<v Speaker 1>this guy, this guy I worked with my first two

1108
00:56:03.360 --> 00:56:06.159
<v Speaker 1>years living in Manhattan, who was the funniest freaking guy.

1109
00:56:06.239 --> 00:56:12.480
<v Speaker 1>His name is Aurelius Sophia, right, And this guy he

1110
00:56:12.599 --> 00:56:15.960
<v Speaker 1>called him Stewies. He was he would, yeah, he would.

1111
00:56:16.199 --> 00:56:18.599
<v Speaker 1>He dated a lot of Stewies, so he would hit

1112
00:56:18.679 --> 00:56:21.079
<v Speaker 1>on Stewie's whenever he was on a flight, and he'd

1113
00:56:21.119 --> 00:56:23.519
<v Speaker 1>always be I go, I got some Stewies coming in

1114
00:56:23.639 --> 00:56:26.639
<v Speaker 1>on Friday. You want to this guy had the best

1115
00:56:26.679 --> 00:56:30.159
<v Speaker 1>bar a bit he would he would bring a whistle

1116
00:56:30.920 --> 00:56:35.320
<v Speaker 1>with them to the bar and uh and at midnight,

1117
00:56:35.320 --> 00:56:37.880
<v Speaker 1>if he hadn't picked up a girl yet and it

1118
00:56:37.960 --> 00:56:41.039
<v Speaker 1>hit clock hit midnight, he blow the whistle as loud

1119
00:56:41.079 --> 00:56:44.480
<v Speaker 1>as he could. Everybody in the immediate circle around you

1120
00:56:44.599 --> 00:56:47.679
<v Speaker 1>in the bar would go quiet, and he'd make a

1121
00:56:47.800 --> 00:56:50.360
<v Speaker 1>formal announcement that he was waving one hundred and fifty

1122
00:56:50.360 --> 00:56:56.320
<v Speaker 1>pound weight limit on the limit. And it never failed. Now,

1123
00:56:56.519 --> 00:57:01.840
<v Speaker 1>he slept with some chunky girls, but it never every

1124
00:57:01.960 --> 00:57:03.119
<v Speaker 1>single time the guy did it.

1125
00:57:03.360 --> 00:57:06.239
<v Speaker 2>That is hysterical. Most flights were great because back in

1126
00:57:06.280 --> 00:57:08.199
<v Speaker 2>the day, speaking of the Knicks. To round out the show,

1127
00:57:09.480 --> 00:57:12.199
<v Speaker 2>Johnny got to figure his last name a Spanish kid,

1128
00:57:12.280 --> 00:57:17.400
<v Speaker 2>Puerto Rican kid, Johnny Sanchezter. He worked for Continental. So

1129
00:57:17.519 --> 00:57:20.039
<v Speaker 2>whenever I fly, I always take the late flight, you know.

1130
00:57:20.800 --> 00:57:23.559
<v Speaker 2>I'd land in LA for the weekend come back, and

1131
00:57:24.159 --> 00:57:26.360
<v Speaker 2>he'd always be at the airport and he'd take my

1132
00:57:26.440 --> 00:57:28.119
<v Speaker 2>ticket and turn them in the first class. He would

1133
00:57:28.360 --> 00:57:30.960
<v Speaker 2>come to another chick account and he punched some numbers

1134
00:57:31.039 --> 00:57:35.119
<v Speaker 2>up on first class and the payback was I'll get this. No, No,

1135
00:57:35.480 --> 00:57:38.079
<v Speaker 2>there was a city kid, but he worked at Newark Airport.

1136
00:57:38.280 --> 00:57:40.639
<v Speaker 2>So the payback was I'll get you nick tickets. It

1137
00:57:40.719 --> 00:57:42.320
<v Speaker 2>was like ninety three and ninety four, you know, big

1138
00:57:42.360 --> 00:57:44.960
<v Speaker 2>time season, and we kept doing it. He put like

1139
00:57:45.039 --> 00:57:47.239
<v Speaker 2>three of my friends with me first class. I'd get

1140
00:57:47.320 --> 00:57:50.039
<v Speaker 2>him good seats. He was such a so much fun.

1141
00:57:50.559 --> 00:57:52.280
<v Speaker 2>But there was that route we took that I took

1142
00:57:52.320 --> 00:57:55.320
<v Speaker 2>all the time Continental from Newark to LA back to Newark,

1143
00:57:56.000 --> 00:57:57.960
<v Speaker 2>and I knew the same stewardesses all the time. They

1144
00:57:58.000 --> 00:57:59.639
<v Speaker 2>were always there, so it was easy to hook up

1145
00:57:59.679 --> 00:58:02.039
<v Speaker 2>with them. Different world now, bro.

1146
00:58:02.519 --> 00:58:05.000
<v Speaker 1>It is it is all right man, Well we're gonna

1147
00:58:05.039 --> 00:58:08.239
<v Speaker 1>have our boy Kenny back with us next week. Yeah,

1148
00:58:08.320 --> 00:58:11.679
<v Speaker 1>we're having a major, a major boat fight right now.

1149
00:58:11.800 --> 00:58:13.480
<v Speaker 2>What does he want to I mean, I just put

1150
00:58:13.519 --> 00:58:15.360
<v Speaker 2>down a bunch of money on a Rolls Royce, but

1151
00:58:15.519 --> 00:58:17.679
<v Speaker 2>he could afford a boat. Yeah.

1152
00:58:17.679 --> 00:58:20.679
<v Speaker 1>Well, I'm splitting it what happened. I'm splitting it with

1153
00:58:20.840 --> 00:58:23.440
<v Speaker 1>him and he but you know, I've discovered there's this

1154
00:58:24.119 --> 00:58:27.840
<v Speaker 1>there's these boat clubs down here, which it's pretty freaking tempting.

1155
00:58:28.519 --> 00:58:35.039
<v Speaker 1>You get for five dollars, you get fifty hours and

1156
00:58:35.199 --> 00:58:39.000
<v Speaker 1>they have a selection of boats. Right, So basically one

1157
00:58:39.079 --> 00:58:45.800
<v Speaker 1>hundred dollars an hour, and so uh and it's good

1158
00:58:46.599 --> 00:58:48.800
<v Speaker 1>last two years. So you have to use up to

1159
00:58:48.880 --> 00:58:51.639
<v Speaker 1>fifty hours in a two year period. They have this

1160
00:58:51.760 --> 00:58:56.079
<v Speaker 1>selection of boats and so literally you go there, you

1161
00:58:56.239 --> 00:58:58.760
<v Speaker 1>kick the boat you want, you take that boat out,

1162
00:58:58.840 --> 00:59:01.519
<v Speaker 1>you're responsible for get or whatever. Yeah, but there's no

1163
00:59:01.760 --> 00:59:05.199
<v Speaker 1>way that that's not a lot cheaper than only in

1164
00:59:05.280 --> 00:59:07.639
<v Speaker 1>your own boat, having to deal with all the bullshit

1165
00:59:07.719 --> 00:59:11.119
<v Speaker 1>that comes with a boat, having a pay for docking

1166
00:59:11.320 --> 00:59:13.559
<v Speaker 1>and everything else. So maybe we just do that.

1167
00:59:13.639 --> 00:59:16.760
<v Speaker 2>That's not bad. Run over fifty hours in a second.

1168
00:59:16.760 --> 00:59:18.480
<v Speaker 2>I mean fifty hours. We used to spend more time

1169
00:59:18.519 --> 00:59:21.159
<v Speaker 2>than one summer and on the climbing and fishing.

1170
00:59:22.000 --> 00:59:25.920
<v Speaker 1>Well, look if you if you if you do something

1171
00:59:25.960 --> 00:59:27.559
<v Speaker 1>where like you get on the boat at eleven, you

1172
00:59:27.679 --> 00:59:30.599
<v Speaker 1>take it to a sandbar, you hang out all day,

1173
00:59:30.800 --> 00:59:33.519
<v Speaker 1>you're drinking everything else, should come back at seven. That's

1174
00:59:33.599 --> 00:59:36.000
<v Speaker 1>eight hours, right, I mean you could only do six

1175
00:59:36.079 --> 00:59:36.679
<v Speaker 1>of those.

1176
00:59:36.719 --> 00:59:37.840
<v Speaker 2>That's what I mean in a year.

1177
00:59:38.400 --> 00:59:43.480
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, okay, So if you worst case scenario is you

1178
00:59:43.599 --> 00:59:46.239
<v Speaker 1>find out that's not enough hours for you. But I

1179
00:59:46.320 --> 00:59:48.679
<v Speaker 1>think push comes to shove. You never use a boat

1180
00:59:48.679 --> 00:59:50.079
<v Speaker 1>as much as you think you're going to use it.

1181
00:59:50.199 --> 00:59:52.280
<v Speaker 2>You're not fishing. You're not really fishing. You're not going

1182
00:59:52.320 --> 00:59:54.360
<v Speaker 2>out and getting you know, reels, rog and reels like

1183
00:59:54.400 --> 00:59:56.039
<v Speaker 2>we used to. So you're just don't for a pleasure.

1184
00:59:56.119 --> 00:59:58.119
<v Speaker 1>Now, Well, I mean we'll do some we'll do some fishing.

1185
00:59:58.239 --> 01:00:00.760
<v Speaker 1>And they have center they have nice center console boats

1186
01:00:00.760 --> 01:00:03.639
<v Speaker 1>that on like twenty three, twenty five, twenty eight feet.

1187
01:00:04.039 --> 01:00:07.320
<v Speaker 2>That's perfect, that's perfect, you know, and then you don't.

1188
01:00:07.199 --> 01:00:08.199
<v Speaker 1>Have any of the headache.

1189
01:00:08.480 --> 01:00:10.679
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, maybe we do that.

1190
01:00:10.840 --> 01:00:14.400
<v Speaker 1>I don't know. All right, we'll see all right man,

1191
01:00:14.599 --> 01:00:16.760
<v Speaker 1>Thanks folks, we'll be back at you next time. Happy

1192
01:00:16.800 --> 01:00:17.320
<v Speaker 1>birthday again.

1193
01:00:17.400 --> 01:00:20.000
<v Speaker 2>But yeah, thanks pal, see it all right,