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Speaker 5: Well, good evening, every one. Welcome to Macloney's Militracks now
show here in the distance Thunder Radio and never worried.
This is mc maloney. What a special show we have
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you to the rest of the Posty girls. Get ready.
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Speaker 4: Mac old Girls back better than ever. I hope. Really
welcome to the show, everybody, and I'm glad to be here.
And if I miss the show, it really bums me out.
So I'm happy to be here, and I hope I
double the trouble.
Speaker 5: That I normally would be. It bums us all out
taken from me. Yes, everything okay over there with your
injury and everything, you get a purple hot from the British.
Speaker 4: It's just it's a stupid injury and it's because I
don't exercise my my legs enough. And that's a side
that I had my hip surgery with, right, I need
to be on top of that. And I kind of
did a stupid like trip and fall thing and really
missed up. Apparently my quads m on that side.
Speaker 5: M hm.
Speaker 4: So I got an exercise routine really yeah, just so
many reps, so many sets, you know, once a day,
skip the day, and then the following week. You can
do it every day and check it with the doctor
in a month.
Speaker 5: Wow, any pain kindless?
Speaker 4: I really don't need them now. The first the first
few days, oh yeah, I was on ibuprofen and it's
a paracetamol and nice. So it's can't be taking those
things all day long. But I was killing me. It
was killing me to walk. I was. I was on crutches. Yeah,
oh really Yeah, well it's gone crutches for a couple
of days. Well, I betch met a lot of babes
on the crutches.
Speaker 5: Huh. Well, I think.
Speaker 4: Put your arm through it like I'm eighty years old.
I'm walking around with you. But I don't need it
as much as I used to.
Speaker 5: Couldn't. Do you have any of the painkillers left over
for the orphans?
Speaker 4: Well, man, I wish I had the painkillers that they
gave me when I completed my hip replacements search on.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah that was back on the fun days.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, you have ninety nine. Those are the good
old days.
Speaker 5: I gotta tell the story once I introduced everyone about
what happened at the new report CASHO anyway, listen, no
switchy tonight at the last minute cancel, but with us
is our international security chief. Back from a three week
I hatus will the club? Willy? How you doing?
Speaker 8: It's great to be here. Yeah, my haatus was a
three week road trip down the southern southeast of this country.
Great trip, family reunion and all that. But yeah, it's
good to see some smiling faces.
Speaker 5: Did you drive, oh yeah, in the caddy and the
escalator of course.
Speaker 8: Yeah, That's why I got it because it's you know,
it's an SUV, so you got room to put your
stuff in, you know.
Speaker 4: Right, So really rush it's real posh vehicle.
Speaker 5: It's very posh.
Speaker 8: Do you oh, if you drive a lot, of course,
I've always driven a lot. But I love my road trips.
I'm not I mean, I'm not going to go there
in an F one fifty. You know, I'm gonna wint
something comfortable.
Speaker 5: Did you go over that big bridge there, that Delaware?
Yeah bridge that I hate going over bridges, and they
have people there at those at either point of the
bridge where you can reserve ahead and they'll drive your
car and you get in the back seat and you
put a blanket over your head and they'll drive you
over the the over I could never do it alone.
I mean lowis is not a couple of times, but
we try to win. I'm not a big bridge guy anyway.
Speaker 4: What bridge is that in Delaware?
Speaker 9: Delaware River Bridge is one of the two big bridges
bridge of the New Jersey Turnpike.
Speaker 8: Yeah, it's the first one.
Speaker 4: All right, a weekend.
Speaker 10: That bridge.
Speaker 4: Oh that's right, Yeah, okay, by bridge tunnel that that's yeah, Virginia.
Speaker 8: That's one of the wonders of the world.
Speaker 5: I think, you know it is.
Speaker 8: Oh yeah, it's amazing when you're going along and all
of a sudden you see you out there a tank.
Speaker 5: God, that's you're at the same level, right and marine
stead there's a sub base.
Speaker 8: That's quite a course.
Speaker 5: There's a lot of time off of a man. You
got to drive. That bridge is like twenty miles.
Speaker 4: When I was in the Navy down there, a barge
hit it and knocked it out and I had to
go and knocked it out. For six months, I had
to drive up through Richmond. It added about an hour
and a half to my trip back to Massachusetts, which
I did you know, two out of three weekends.
Speaker 5: Right serving the country absolutely also with us, awesome with us?
Is uh actually steering the ship tonight? Is a UFO
mechanican allan almb no, how you doing?
Speaker 9: We're in trouble. That's how we're doing. I have someone
in the waiting room. You want me to let her in?
Speaker 5: Sure? Bring her in? Hot?
Speaker 9: Okay, let's see what these goes. This will be fund
let me boom if there's their thing connecting to audio.
Speaker 5: There you go. This is so exciting for our listeners.
Speaker 4: It's the new age technology here.
Speaker 5: Hello, Susan, MIC's muted.
Speaker 4: Susan, we're bringing you in hot.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I'm so very sorry.
Speaker 5: That's okay. You're hot, you're on the rate, you're on
the you're on the show. Okay, super fan Susan kay
is joining us. How are you?
Speaker 3: I am doing well? A little bit late, but so
happy to be here and see all your beautiful faces.
Speaker 5: Same here.
Speaker 4: A little bit late. Have you got pregnant?
Speaker 5: I that is not bad?
Speaker 11: Where did that come from?
Speaker 5: Really?
Speaker 1: Late?
Speaker 5: And the late thing?
Speaker 4: You know, you said you were late.
Speaker 5: What did you think of that?
Speaker 4: I don't know, Misten. Also, your mind is in the gutter, right,
it's the feminine.
Speaker 5: Side of my already two admissions in thirty second and
thirty minutes. There's a woman for ten years and now
it's feminine. So also with us is our favorite good
Witch up there and sideways, Raven.
Speaker 2: How are you hi, my friends? I'm doing great things
for having me okay?
Speaker 5: And do you have a big beer tonight? A big
can of beer?
Speaker 4: I do?
Speaker 2: I have a big can of beer.
Speaker 5: Wow, look at that thing.
Speaker 2: I'll take it out. I use a koozy because my
hands get a little too cold. But it's a really
cool can.
Speaker 6: It's a little crowd.
Speaker 2: From the Newburg Brewing Company. Not sponsored, but if you're downstate,
give this place to try. It's great.
Speaker 12: And this is a cream ale. It's sixteen ounces. It's
one pint crisp smooth classic, and it's I don't know,
like five point two or something four point two. It's
four point two because I'm a.
Speaker 2: Push so.
Speaker 5: Qandity. Well, thanks for training joining us tonight, Raymond. We
appreciate it. One guest here just calling in from the
end of world. It's Satan is training us tonight. Satan,
how you doing? What's new with you? Anything?
Speaker 10: Turn Ship?
Speaker 5: Nothing at all? So Satan hang around with us tonight. Yeah,
I'm glad to have you.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, Satan, I'm a big fan. How's Betty
White doing? Oh good?
Speaker 8: Okay, he's a good replacement for Switch.
Speaker 4: Hey, Satan, do you know Osbourne by any chance? Okay?
Speaker 5: Okay, Well, thank you Satan for joining us. Yeah, so
why don't we do this? We have a top ten?
But the ironic thing was that it's about Switch and
Switch isn't here, So maybe the iron itself will be funny.
What do you think?
Speaker 9: Yeah, yeah, it's worth a try.
Speaker 8: I'm gonna make that Switch gets a copy of it.
I'm gonna send him a copy because I think he
deserves to know what people have found out in their
research about him.
Speaker 5: So listen, Raven, you have the top ten tonight, authored
by none other than Willie Clupp.
Speaker 6: Yes, I do.
Speaker 2: He sent me Top ten reasons why Switchy wears a
hair piece?
Speaker 5: Top ten reasons why Switchy Indeed, here's a hair pasce
Can I just add to that?
Speaker 8: Because you know the reason I had to do that
is because of the listeners. There's a lot of demand.
People want to know about Switch and why he has
such this big thing about the hair piece, you know,
as you hear us all the time because he comes
on every week and he's always looking different. So you know,
we got enough females that said, what is it behind this?
Is he for real?
Speaker 13: Yeah?
Speaker 8: I did a lot of research and we had some
people that contributed to and so I think it's important
that we helped Switch you out by giving people, you know,
some insight.
Speaker 2: You know, I really appreciate you doing this because you know,
as head of Secure, you have a responsibility you know,
to us and to our listeners, to you know, let
everyone know what's really happening here because they can't see us.
So this is going to be very insightful, I think,
and I can tell you put a lot of research
into this.
Speaker 8: You hit the nail on the head. Yeahs. I have
a feeling that he might have heard that something was
coming on tonight and all of a sudden he got
a bug.
Speaker 2: Are fighting words?
Speaker 5: All right? Well we'll stop the music here, please Raven.
Top ten reasons why Switch with a rug Number ten.
Speaker 2: It was a gift from his colleagues at the Mothman Museum.
Speaker 8: Okay, okay, I won't tell you who told me that.
Speaker 2: Number nine. It makes him feel taller.
Speaker 5: By a couple of inches. Well that was kind of meaning.
Why was number eight? Please?
Speaker 2: Okay, he's trying to impress club.
Speaker 5: A great job at that.
Speaker 8: No, I was impressed.
Speaker 5: Okay, well all right, oh my god.
Speaker 2: Number seven it hides his severe scalp focus.
Speaker 4: Where a.
Speaker 6: Man.
Speaker 2: He's going for the throat. Number six there is plenty
of local roadkill for touch ups.
Speaker 8: Very practical.
Speaker 5: Okay.
Speaker 2: Number five his hooter babes with the bushy long underarm hair.
Think it makes him hot.
Speaker 5: Wow, there we go. Hang on it again, stands break,
hang on, please continue?
Speaker 6: Right?
Speaker 2: Number four? You sure this pussy's no longer sit on
his face?
Speaker 8: He said that that's what it does. You know they
don't like that hip, he said, you.
Speaker 5: Know this is okay, go ahead, where are we?
Speaker 2: We're at number three? Okay, easy maintenance. Just wipe with
a hem hem oh my gosh, hemorrhoidal pad.
Speaker 5: There you go.
Speaker 2: This might make switch quit the show.
Speaker 8: Well you can try.
Speaker 5: Please number two? Please right?
Speaker 11: Number two.
Speaker 2: Susan Kay told him he resembles her favorite British porn
star Spotted Dick.
Speaker 8: I'm sorry, I didn't mean to bring that out, but
I get.
Speaker 11: Involved in.
Speaker 10: What did you do?
Speaker 5: Okay?
Speaker 2: All right, and we are at the number one reason
why switch. He wears a hair piece. Excuse me, People
no longer ask him the annoying question is that your face?
Or did you or did your pants fall down?
Speaker 5: Clubs pretty cool now we know you know.
Speaker 8: Now, there's no doubt we know what's going on with them.
Speaker 14: We cleared it all up. Club is unbothered, living his
best life. He's like, finally we got a good top
ten in here.
Speaker 8: Well it's an accurate one. That's what it's all.
Speaker 10: About for sure. When when you take it to okay, okay, okay,
go shad perfectly.
Speaker 5: Okay, when we go and take a compression breakdown, you know,
listening to Maclone's milk tracks now shouting here on the
list of Thunder Radio Network. That's everyone dance for thirty seconds.
Here we go, Uh shake your jail feather, Wow, susan,
Holy cow.
Speaker 4: We gotta be shaken it.
Speaker 5: It just up me too. Okay, well, all right, we'll
be right back after this. Blacky kid is waving to
me frantically. Okay, it turns out he wrote to me
he's got a little bit of a he's shy. He's
a shy kid, Mick. You know that right, Yeah, I know.
Speaker 4: Yeah, in my observations, yeah.
Speaker 5: A little bit of a crush on Raven. So yeah,
he just asked if he could just have the mic
just for thirty seconds or so, just to to live
some pickup lines. Raven, you're ready, You better drink about
two or three miles? Okay, go ahead, Hey kids, ready,
here we go.
Speaker 11: Heaven? Are you a magician? Because when I look at you,
everyone else disappears?
Speaker 10: Right?
Speaker 5: Well are you? I thought you'd say, oh, at least? Okay,
all right, that's a good one. I want to give
it on a scale of one to ten.
Speaker 4: Give it. I'm jealous. I didn't think of that one.
Speaker 2: That's that's easily like a two hundred.
Speaker 5: Oh kid, Okay, let's go. Why don't we just go
on and let's see how far this goes? Do you
have more? Okay?
Speaker 9: Uh?
Speaker 11: Hey, Raving, did you just come out of the the
evan because you're hot?
Speaker 5: Okay, why don't we just move on? Let's see how
quick this goes.
Speaker 11: You're forking me.
Speaker 5: I'm done the kid juicing it up.
Speaker 4: Give it a four?
Speaker 5: Four okay, thanks out of ten, four out of ten.
Speaker 10: Four.
Speaker 11: Okay, hey, Raving, do you like raisins?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 11: Then how about a day.
Speaker 8: Where these the old Bob pickup lines or walk?
Speaker 6: Oh yeah yeah, creativity cracked me up.
Speaker 5: I made these up. Go ahead, let's just go with
the deck kick go okay.
Speaker 11: Junior CPR because you take my breath a row.
Speaker 5: She's vomiting.
Speaker 11: You get a song from chop Gun?
Speaker 5: Yes, stop gun to coming out to Tom cruise there
this week, please kid, let's get us out of this go.
Speaker 11: Okay, Hey, Raymon, do you have an extra hut because
mine has just been stirling.
Speaker 5: You're wearing her down, the kid, that's good too, okay,
please get.
Speaker 11: I can do a can Okay, Hey Raven, did you
just come out of the heaven because you look yummy?
Speaker 5: Oh, take up a turn. Okay, let's go move, go ahead,
next one, please kid.
Speaker 11: Hey Raven, you remind me of my sister, but in
a romance.
Speaker 2: So it's so flattering.
Speaker 11: You're gonna know you love your sister oh much, so much?
Speaker 5: Yeah, please, nice kid.
Speaker 11: I got the most expensive binoculars in the world. That's
how much I love you.
Speaker 4: Finishing strong?
Speaker 11: Oh yeah, okay, ready, hey, Raven, I secretly changed my
name to your name. So when I ten kissed the mirror,
I feel like we're finally doing it.
Speaker 8: Oh she left the bar on that one?
Speaker 11: Still there?
Speaker 5: You broke up?
Speaker 4: That might be one?
Speaker 5: Yeah, let's go one more. Let's happened?
Speaker 15: One?
Speaker 5: Okay?
Speaker 11: Hey, Raven? Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
Speaker 4: Ten?
Speaker 11: If you don't answer, I know it's true.
Speaker 5: Thanks, thanks, Please, let's see what happens.
Speaker 11: Can I read your T shirt? Raven in brail?
Speaker 4: Fantastic, very thorough She left blind people matter, I see, I.
Speaker 11: See, hey, Raving, Will you have me find my last puppy?
I think he might to that cheap motel room across
the street.
Speaker 5: Wow, I said she'd love it. Let's see it. Okay,
go on, kid, Let's.
Speaker 11: Okay, hey, Raven, just say yes now and I won't
have to spike your drunk. Oh my god, you know
you more than my jar fingers fingers me.
Speaker 5: Okay, at the end, you lose it.
Speaker 11: One more?
Speaker 5: Okay, one more? Okras.
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Speaker 5: Look back and went to Macloney's mill Trank saw show
here in the Distant thunder Reader, and they were this
is Mac maloney while with a show we have for
you tonight. The first, I mean, quickly introduce you. Reintroduce
you to the members of the place. Girls. I know
you can feel his vibe across the pall, the very
famous one one is here back, he's back.
Speaker 4: Hey, Mcaroni, how's it going? Can you can you feel
my vibe?
Speaker 9: Well?
Speaker 4: Oh no, Susan can Okay, Susan, she can feel it
because she came in hot.
Speaker 5: Whoam all right? Hang on a second, That's.
Speaker 4: What happens sometimes she was late. You feel my vibe?
Speaker 5: Huh? Well sounds filthy but does not really. So everything
okay there over there.
Speaker 4: Yeah, the Olympics are over and everybody's calming down and uh.
Speaker 5: Loose snooze, Well the snooze, I mean, let's face it,
you know. The first of all, they expected five million
people to visit there, and they were off by four million.
Only a million people showed up. Number one. Number two,
the saying which they had promised to clean up when
they got the Olympics like ten years ago, was filthier
than ever and the swimmers were getting sick in it.
That's pretty bad, exactly. Number two. They Number three they
said they made fun of the Last Supper and the
opening ceremonies when people didn't know that it was like
a Greek ceremony. That's three number four. Tom Cruise closed.
Speaker 4: That was the big one, Tom Cruise for Big Ad, for.
Speaker 5: Their freakin movie. I mean, it's the Olympics. And then
but then James wond did the thing with the Queen,
So that was a movie.
Speaker 4: But it was the Queen. See the Queen bought into it.
So yeah, right, just all Tom Cruise all the time. Seriously,
you know, the motorcycle, the whole Yeah, it was just
so the USA came out on top with the medals.
Speaker 5: They you always do. You know, I have no interest
in it at all, you know, and then they'll see
why people do, to tell you the truth. But anyway,
that's just you know what.
Speaker 4: I I wasn't watching much of it, but I thought
was what was fascinating was the synchronized swimming stuff. Really
the fancy swimming.
Speaker 5: Yes, but did you see that there's a there's a
thing in on the news that every one of them
admits the peing in the pool. Did you see that
ad all of them, every Olympic swimmer peas in the pool.
Speaker 4: You can't you can't not think, you can't think about it.
You just have to go.
Speaker 2: And just.
Speaker 5: So even the pools make you seck. So you want
to do it, you know what I mean.
Speaker 4: Well, it's going to be in l A this time.
So it was so put that in your pipe, make it.
I remember that most of the some Boston rep. Or
the mayor or something. It wasn't the mayor or some
Boston rep. Says, we dodged a bullet you ain't get back.
We dodged a lot of bullets.
Speaker 5: You ain't getting everyone. Every year they want to bring
the Boston and luckily it gets defeated. Just remember done
in South Polo, Brazil, one of the most outed porous cities,
like in the world. They built a billion dollars soccer
stadium okay for the Olympics, and they used it for
the Olympic and now it's in Decay. It looks worse
than the coliseum in Rome.
Speaker 4: You know.
Speaker 5: Just they spent a billion dollars and people are starving
right one, you know, one block away. You know it
is crazy anyway, talking about crazy. No switch here tonight,
no switch. Well he said, well I think so, he says,
he caught a bug and hopefully it's not a moth.
But anyway, he caught a bug.
Speaker 4: In his pancakes and he hated by accident.
Speaker 5: Not by accident knowing him, but with us is international security.
Willie Club back from his vacation, will he.
Speaker 8: Hey Mac again he listeners. I'm really concerned about switching.
You know, he doesn't miss many shows, and I do
know while I was away, I guess one of the
shows he even fell asleep and appeared late. We might
we might have got down and visit him and find
out what's going on down there.
Speaker 5: Well we'd have to send our closest uh my closest
you know, friend Susan and you.
Speaker 8: Give us the report and see what's going on. But again,
I'm a little concerned. But I sent him an email,
so we'll see. Maybe we'll hear from him.
Speaker 5: If he had one of those TVs in his house,
you know, don't go pro we could see, you know,
if the cats are eating and stuffing like.
Speaker 8: That, well we probably wouldn't want to see what would
see this this way?
Speaker 5: It's not good Yeah, good thinking anyway, Also with us
actually steering the ship tonight as your faho mechanic slash
came the b Slash getaway driver Alan.
Speaker 9: Hello mac Hello everyone Maca. When we were talking about
the Olympic stuff there earlier, but I read an article
that they said that a lot of those the female
athletes actually use like a sticky kind of spray on
the bottoms of their suits because they don't want basically
a wedgie because if they get a weggie during competition
and they pick it, they lose points.
Speaker 2: Okay, that is a good idea. I want some of
that because I have that problem when I work out.
Speaker 9: Well, they have all pray adhesive they put and then
they put on the bottom and get it all settled
in and then it doesn't especially some of those gymnastics.
I mean you look the way they jump around and fly.
You know, they're like, well, how do you keep it
from riding up on you? And they said, oh, some
of them use this spray and it They's like, if
you're actually standing there at the end while you're waiting
for your numbers to pop up, if you're picking a
edgie or doing it, they'll they'll deduct points.
Speaker 8: Yeah, a lot of them, I read they stain themselves too. Well,
that's why you know, they got to watch out not
wearing white you know, white pants or whatever. And you know,
I was surprised to hear that spray.
Speaker 4: I watched, I watched it. I was ready for a
wardrobe malfunction big time all over the place. But you know,
for the most part, everything was cool. I thought, you know,
especially the high diving, synchronized high I love synchronized stuff,
not synchronized breakdancing. I can't imagine breakdancing is an Olympic sport.
What are we talking about here?
Speaker 6: Did you see the.
Speaker 3: Big hullaballoo about the Australian.
Speaker 2: Breakdancer?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 3: Yeah, bizarre display, it.
Speaker 4: Was, It was, It was bizarre.
Speaker 5: I thought that what you do do some make believe dance,
you mean, just like.
Speaker 3: Flopped around on the stage.
Speaker 16: It was just.
Speaker 6: Weird.
Speaker 5: Break dancing is in the Olympics. It's time to shoot
the laws. You don't know, break time to put the
bullet in an old yellow's head.
Speaker 13: Snoop dogg.
Speaker 4: Was the Masters ceremonies.
Speaker 3: My god, the best part is the Crustrian and wow, well.
Speaker 5: Listen, I'm sorry I did think of you, Susan k
because did I introduce everyone raving is with us? Raving
up there in sideways my friends. Okay, we talked to
all and Susan Kay is with us, super fan. We
were in my brother and I and some people and
it's his birthday and we're a little umbunctious, let's say,
but you know, going with the flow, and the God
turns on the TV and it's that I was talking
to someone earlier. It's that. It's it's that, it's that
huss dancing thing where the hust comes out any kind
of dances.
Speaker 11: What is that dressage?
Speaker 5: And it said Versailles and stuff like that. And I'm
telling you that we almost killed the bartend though, but
you got to take turn that off. And God says,
put who if you don't And I'm sorry, Susan Kay,
but if you don't own one of those houses, who's
into that? And it's in the freaking Olympics.
Speaker 4: Yeah, well wrong?
Speaker 3: And I you know, I love hosses. I can watch
maybe one or two of this, you know, and then
I'm like, okay, yeah, like jumping, the jumping event, that's different,
but right, you got you have to know that what's
going on to even understand what they're doing.
Speaker 5: I think jumping is a little more. It's almost like
like hus they should hush racing the Olympics, but they
were out races up at Saratoga and I used to
live there where. Yeah, they're hurdles, you know, they go
around the track place and they jump over I think
six every time. And I'm telling you many some of
those usses are just one blink away from being dog
food and they, like Jesus, that's crazy.
Speaker 4: My wife thinks it's cruelty to horses. You know, the
one point you're watching and go oh ah.
Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, well look at who is the superman there, because.
Speaker 5: Yeah, well he was. He was doing he was doing
the jumping right when he got hurt, I believe, yeah, huh,
well don't we had sports and then he hung on
for a long time. He's actually turned into a big
guy after that happened, as well as that sounds. So anyway,
Susan Kay and I have been in touch behind the scenes.
And what do you have, Susan I figet.
Speaker 3: I just have a few questions that I'd like to
ask you. I think you're such an interesting person and
you talk.
Speaker 5: About Sate.
Speaker 4: No, I know him personally acts an interesting person, the
most interesting person.
Speaker 6: Right now.
Speaker 9: He's the most interesting person in the room, guy, the
only one in the room.
Speaker 5: The who's the guy who just choosed to drink that
terrible bemember? He says, I don't get drunk often, but
when I do, I drink something that.
Speaker 6: Most interesting guy in the world, the most interesting.
Speaker 5: Guy in the world. Yeah. Anyway, well, Susan, should we
put little music behind this?
Speaker 11: Absolute?
Speaker 5: Okay, puts some music in here? Can I always edit
out the questions? Please do so? These are three questions
from Mac.
Speaker 2: Question number one.
Speaker 3: So, Mac, of all the artists, actors, musicians, authors that
you have had the opportunity to speak with or meet
in person or interview, or do you have a personal
favorite or and can you say why it's your personal favorite?
Speaker 5: Yes? One one is my personal favorite.
Speaker 3: Fous I should have said outside the current attendees.
Speaker 5: Okay, I'll tell you.
Speaker 4: I've told you guys on the second second layer, what
do you call it?
Speaker 5: The banana?
Speaker 4: This close to Mick Jagger because they walked on every
inch of staging in two tours.
Speaker 5: Right, so how could he not be fans?
Speaker 2: Right?
Speaker 5: But if you're talking about people off the show, I'll
tell you. I'll tell you a story. It's real, you know,
it's kind of quick. I've tolded on the Music Show
before in all seriousness, so you know, back a long
time ago, not that long ago really, but I was
a PR guy for a record label in England and
London called Voiceprint Records, and through them I got to
know this guy named Patrick Moras who played keyboards and
yes and also in the Moody Blues. He's a Swiss guy,
very kind of interesting, going in all directions at once
type of thing. But anyone who's heard his music, he's
just like one of these fantastic guys. He's up there,
Rick Wakeman and Emerson and those guys. He is, you know,
classically trained and now he's playing synthesizer. So he retired
from the road and it was just his PR guy
for a while. And I got a message once in
this guy who said, could you have the guys in
yes send get well caughts to my friend who is
twenty two years old, and he he's he has cancer, right,
and the guy's a big yes fere so he says,
could you have the guy send him you know, well
wishes or whatever. So I knew some of the people,
and yes, the PI guys, so I sent the message
to them and also Maras, and you know, no, like
two of the guys in Yes, didn't respond. One of
them sent this guy a fax. One of them, I guess,
did send him a cod Alan White, the drummer. And
this guy is twenty two years old. He's going through chemotherapy.
When Maras found out about it, he found out the
times he's going through chemotherapy. I mean he called him
on the phone, put headphones on and Raz sit there
and play Yes songs on the piano while the guy's
getting this chemotherapy.
Speaker 3: Wow, oh my gosh, it's great.
Speaker 4: That's incredible.
Speaker 5: Really, and he said to me, don't tell anyone. He says,
they have a telling when we did this, and then
the guy died, like, you know, three or four weeks later.
Speaker 2: It was just, yeah, you have the get well facts
to like, you know, you could bury it with them.
Speaker 5: Yeah, Rick, wait, can send the facts. I guess that's
better than nothing at all. I don't know, you know,
but it was just that was a very touching thing
to this guys. Believe you didn't have to do it,
but it was just one of those guys that did it,
you know, and didn't want any publicity.
Speaker 3: So you asked to see and that's what I was
looking for. Do you have any second favorite?
Speaker 14: So?
Speaker 3: I mean, I mean you've met I think from what
I've listened to you and heard you say, all the opportunities,
there has to be more. Do you have another really
cool one? Or know?
Speaker 8: What you want to ask him is who is his
favorite one? The stuff?
Speaker 10: No?
Speaker 5: No, wait wait wait who I was.
Speaker 11: Going to say the same thing.
Speaker 3: Well, I can cross question number.
Speaker 11: Two off my Now.
Speaker 5: We don't have it's only a two hour show. I
have to a list, I do know. Uh yeah, I'm
just trying. I'm just trying to think. Ye, I mean,
there were all musicians, and they're all kind of you know,
kind of doping musicians actually a lot of them. I'm
just well, I.
Speaker 4: Mentioned the guy you find that the most annoying in
your life, and you're very close to this, right.
Speaker 5: Yes, he was the guy, at least him. Now I
can finally say it. I always have bad luck when
I talked about him, but he was just he's just
not a nice guy. I'm sorry he wasn't you know.
I was doing this PF for about a year and
a half and it's like anything else, you know, fifty
percent of people are assholes, frankly and fifty people and
nice people, you know.
Speaker 4: And he doesn't strike me to be to be like that.
It seems like you mister peace and love.
Speaker 5: You see. That's the thing.
Speaker 4: It's a little read for meditating.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, that's all bullshit.
Speaker 10: You know.
Speaker 4: I remember doing work in one of their shows as
local crew and he I'm backstage trying to find something, yeah,
and I'm looking around and walking the other way, and
he's like practically bumps right into me because he's like
a meditating and you know, talking to himself while he's
it's gonna see hey, what's up. You know, he acknowledge
me at all.
Speaker 5: No, I mean, we should do a whole show. I've
been I don't know, just so many stories about that guy.
You just wouldn't believe it. I mean, rock stop behavior,
just you know what I mean. And then there were
other people who had dealt with, you know, in that
same kind of music thing. And well, I'll tell you
another one. Alan White. He was the drummer for years.
He passed away about two years ago. Great drummer and
the great musician. He could play a lot of different stuff.
I saw him backstage once and I knew that he
had played with John Lennon on the Yokahono band and
Lennon's yeah yeah, and so I said through a mars yeah,
just he was. He was in his band for some reason.
He started playing this is pre yes and stuff and
just said I like the way they got drums them
then anyway, so I said to him, can you describe
John Lennon in one word? And he said, can I
use two? I said, yeah, he says, my hero. That
was a moment. Yeah, yeah, So I was really loaded
at the time, but I do remember. You see, when
you go to those concerts, I shouldn't tell this, they
don't frisk you like they frisk the ordinary people going in,
so you can bring in anything you want basically, and
then backstage it's booms and all kinds of freaking food
and stuff.
Speaker 4: And so here we had credentials, like media credit.
Speaker 5: Credentials because Patrick Murrays woul get him for us. You know,
they're on the first here, and yeah, that's how I
got to meet him. And just a lot of really
high drinks, but nothing really crazy, you know, because we
were just you know there, we weren't in the inner circle,
but a lot of drinking, a lot of food, and
a lot of you know, pot stuffing like that. It
was fun in a way. So, uh do we have
number three?
Speaker 10: Susan?
Speaker 2: So?
Speaker 3: Actually, uh so number two? So not not including spotted Dick.
Who is your favorite coin.
Speaker 10: Staff m.
Speaker 5: Dick Wrangler? Wow? Okay, hang on, no, is that male
or female?
Speaker 6: It's up to uh, up to mac.
Speaker 9: Let me see before you go. I guess someone in
the waiting room you want me to so I have
one of each. Uh, I can't say that I'm going
to pass show that the waiting room per come in?
Where do we No, We'll just we're going to go
to a commercial okay.
Speaker 2: Because all right, can you say it and we bleep
it and then maybe air it on a Mac after
dark because I'm just dying.
Speaker 5: To know it's you know, it's going to be someone
from the eighties before I was married, Linda Lovelace. No, no,
one more funny story. Okay, let's say she's in the
top ten. So I'm sitting home one day reading the
newspaper when I used to get the newspaper, and there
was a story about a coach in New Jersey who
brought in Alie Hayes the polling star to give a
pep talk to his wrestling team. Get this, and he
like spent two thousand dollars of the school's money.
Speaker 4: To bring Hayes.
Speaker 3: That is iconic, so brilliant.
Speaker 5: I'm sitting there and reading and you know Lois's you know,
at the in the kitchen, and I'm reading them. All
a sudden, I go, Alie Hayes. He goes, who's Allie Hayes?
So I had to blame it all on one one,
of course, but of course, yeah, so let's say Allie
Hayes with a Z.
Speaker 6: Clarification.
Speaker 9: Now I got to look around.
Speaker 5: Wow, Okay, Susan, Let's give Susan a handful.
Speaker 3: Good Joe, thank you for the opportunity to ask you this.
Speaker 5: Bry listen. If he didn't want to know about Mac,
that would have your name Fensa. So why don't we
do this? I wish I could find the music on this,
but I can't. So why don't we just take a
rush right now and we'll be right back after this?
He'd see him to Mclone's Militranks on show You're in
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Speaker 2: Says, since we're on Mac after dark right now, the
guy with the teddy bears, Prince Andrew, Like, plug your
ears if you don't want to hear this. But I
feel like everyone everyone knows that, like he's he's in
those bears, right.
Speaker 11: Oh oh really you gotta be Why.
Speaker 6: Would you have them bear rub up against.
Speaker 8: At least?
Speaker 9: Well, I'd be more, I'd be more inclined to think
about the outside door.
Speaker 5: Wait wait, wait, wait, came right, paulis what it is?
Speaker 4: Baby? I like that you grubbing up on him.
Speaker 2: At the very immediately what I thought, because you have
that many bears, it's so weird.
Speaker 9: I don't think about the little ones. But you said
there's someone said there's like a by the front door
in his room. I'm sorry, if you're gonna go for it,
waiting one.
Speaker 5: People wait to come see him, yeah, Jaco, just at
the very least.
Speaker 19: So this is the guy isnt around with Sorry, but
this is a guy that's burning around with Epstein exactly,
and and and and this is like a revelation that
we all think that maybe he has having sexual congress
with stuffed animals that are pressed.
Speaker 6: In sailor suits.
Speaker 9: I'm not thinking about it.
Speaker 6: I know.
Speaker 9: I'm sorry, I'm not thinking about it, and police Jocka says,
at least he probably opens up on them.
Speaker 5: Think about that for a second.
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Speaker 5: Welcome back and one to Mac Maloney's No Tress Show
here in the distance under Radio Network. This is Mac
Maloney with a show we have for you tonight. But quickly,
let me already introduce the members of the Posse girls.
You can feel him across the puddle, very famous one one.
Speaker 4: Hello, everybody, welcome back to the show. Yeah, across the
public here in the lovely England. M h. You know
they call it the UK, but you know this is England.
I'm not in Wales. I'm not in Northern Ireland.
Speaker 5: You're in England.
Speaker 4: I mean Eland, jolly old England, Southern England. I can
see I can see the Isle of Wight from my house.
Speaker 5: Cool. But let's face it, you've been over there how long?
But two years?
Speaker 4: Years?
Speaker 5: Two years? It's pooring. It's pooring, isn't it? Isn't it all?
Speaker 4: Stop doing it for me?
Speaker 5: Not doing it? Yeah? Nothing, how I.
Speaker 4: I wanted to be here when the Beatles were popular
and I just didn't. Just kind of miss a boat
literally anyway, it's all the time. I and my friend
also not with us tonight, switch not with us has
a mysterious bug at the last moment. You can't be
on the show, but our international security chief Willie Club
is with.
Speaker 10: Us w C.
Speaker 5: Come in, w C.
Speaker 8: Hey, Mac, my my button was off there?
Speaker 5: Really button? Okay, Yeah, it's great to be here.
Speaker 8: You know, I'm finding a lot of new things tonight
from my discussions and okay, pretty exciting. So yeah, I
can tell by the way, what do you have? What
kind of what kind of uh do you have tonight?
You know, the same old stuff.
Speaker 10: You know.
Speaker 8: I've been away so I haven't been able to get
my inventory back up to when I got the donkeys today.
So I got some of that.
Speaker 5: And you see they have a stripper, no when some
of the dunkin Donuts like she's almost like a stripper,
like a beauty queen, missus Dunk and miss dunk or something.
Have you seen that? I dream the No, I missed that. Anyway,
I don't watch the same websites you do website much
on the Red six, but you probably shouldn't watch them either.
Also with us is your pull mechanic now? Renown ball?
Were you pretty good?
Speaker 9: Mac? How's everyone doing? This is very strange having you
with the bees. You know, the bees are weird and
want to go into it. I extracted honey this week.
It was a nightmare.
Speaker 5: I got a bottle of honey of that hunting today
and it's yesterday. It's excellent, it really is so well
it's it's one of very few bottles available. Thanks.
Speaker 9: This was a horrible yet another. I thought last year
was the like the worst year I've ever had for
your extracting honey from those fives.
Speaker 5: This year beat it so far, so far this yes,
well it's been hot. Thank you. Well. Also one with
us is uh fav a good witch up there in
sideways doing in the big can of beer?
Speaker 2: Right, my friends, thank you so much for having me.
A big can of beer is empty and I just
don't feel like going downstairs to get another one, so
I'm finishing my last big cup of water for the day.
Speaker 4: I thought you.
Speaker 2: You should bring a cooler. That's a good idea.
Speaker 4: I hold ONTs of beer. Yeah, get you through the show.
Speaker 3: Mister Raven and ask him to bring you on.
Speaker 2: I could and he would. That's a thing, because he's
so good to me, because I'm such a Brett. But
you know I need to hydrate.
Speaker 5: Okay, okay, Well, let's see what happens. Keep us updated. Okay,
well awesome with us is super fan Susan Kay down
here in North Carolina. Susan, how are you?
Speaker 3: I am doing well and so on it and privileged
to be here.
Speaker 11: Thank you so much.
Speaker 5: Okay, all right, how's things with the vet?
Speaker 3: Black is doing well? She is packed in the shade
and being pampered.
Speaker 5: Good the only way to be.
Speaker 3: Looking forward to driving her up north sometimes?
Speaker 5: Really yeah, thumbs up? Check on switch first. And how's
your how's your run the house? What's his name? Tony? Rudy, Rudy, Okay, Rudy, Yes,
yes enough, he's okay, yeah, so, uh introduced everyone, So
we have a guest with us. Uh. Clarent An from
l A Beverly Hills is Dan. How awery Dan? How
are you?
Speaker 6: Okay?
Speaker 5: Okay?
Speaker 6: I feel like I'm on the Howard Stern Show with
the whack pack over here.
Speaker 5: Well, thank you, that's a compliment.
Speaker 4: Went on the Howard Stern Show.
Speaker 6: I went to college with Howard Stern. Bu he was
two years ahead of me. I saw him in the school.
He was so tall. I saw him all the time.
And then ten years later, exactly I met him in
Hollywood and we talked about bu.
Speaker 4: I remember when he was on I'm from the Boston
are I remember when he was on AM radio doing
his thing.
Speaker 6: Wow, Hey, he was on Boston University School radio.
Speaker 7: Man.
Speaker 3: He was.
Speaker 6: You know, his dad worked in radio in New York.
His dad was his hero, his idol. He adored his father,
and his dad used to take him to work when
he was a little kid, and it gave him the
bug to be in radio. So you know, you know,
I love like him and Bruce Springsteen, who I knew
before he was famous. People that have a calling and
they never ever ever stop, and they never ever give up.
Those are the people that make it in.
Speaker 4: Life, right exactly.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, Yeah. It's so easy to give up, so
easy to be talked out of it, and you just
have to know, you have to just shake your head
and say no, I'm just gonna do it anyway.
Speaker 4: And people say, why don't you get a real job.
Speaker 6: Yeah, well, John, John Lennon Zant, Mimi said, John, You'll
never make a living with that goddamn guitar.
Speaker 4: So there you go.
Speaker 5: Yeah, how wrong can you be?
Speaker 6: Bruce Springsteen's father said, Bruce turned off that goddamn guitar
and get out of my house. He threw him out
of the path.
Speaker 5: There's a there's a video. It's actually a super rate
of the guys in Rush, right, and they're sitting around
the kitchen table and I guess the guitar player's parents
were from like Serbia or some place. Yeah, so, and
they're telling him in the role kind of European way, no, no,
you're not going to make any money playing that entire
and the other goes, no, no, I think I will,
I think I will, Myron Pie that type of thing,
and it just goes on. It's kind of sweet in
a way that the parents are so incredibly wrong, you know,
to try to talk this guy out of doing it.
But let me let me throw this back on how
it's Kirn is how it staring the most successful radio
guy ever money wise, he has to be.
Speaker 6: I think it was either him or rush Limbau. Oh yeah,
he probably I think Rush Limbo. But I mean, still,
Howard's got to be worth six hundred and fifty million,
has at least has.
Speaker 5: To do makes a hundred million a year.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I mean he's got to be looking at a
billion dollar But you know Bruce is a billionaire. Bruce
is a billionaire. He sold his publishing for five hundred
billion a few weeks exactly that. That's before all of
his concerts and records and RADI your royalties and merchandise separately.
Speaker 5: He just fought.
Speaker 6: Here's here, Bruce, here's a check for five hundred million,
thanks for your born to run.
Speaker 5: Okay, there you go. Okay, what do you think his
mental status is these days?
Speaker 10: Bruce?
Speaker 6: I know people that know Bruce. Look, I knew him
in nineteen seventy three. My friends and I we knew him.
He was a local. I'm from Asbury Park, New Jersey.
I grew up on the Jersey Shore, literally grew up
on the Jersey Shore. And Bruce had a series of bands.
One was called Steel Mill, one was called the Bruce
Springsteen Band, and then it morphed into the East Street Band.
So my friends and I we saw Bruce for years. Man,
I used to see Bruce for a dollar. I saw
Bruce for a dollar several times, and before he was
doing his original stuff, he was very, very loud. He
had long hair. He thought he was like in led Zeppelin.
And the first time I ever saw him was in
seventy two. I was in the front row and it
was so loud. I said, I'm screwed. It was a
dollar in the front row underneath him. For a dollar,
I said, this is horrible. I walked home. It was
so loud, it was horrible. A year later I worked
for him at a show. I used to work at
a place called the Sunshine Inn in Asbury Park. Everyone's
heard of the Stone Pony. Okay, okay, long before the
Stone Pony was the Sunshine Man. And I worked there
from seventy two to seventy five, and Bruce was the
house bend. He used to play. Oh, he had a
band called Doctor Zoom and the Sonic Boom. That was
another one of those. So Bruce played there all the time,
and we knew him. I mean we knew him. He
used to hitch hike around town. He didn't have a car,
he didn't have a place to live. He used to bum.
He's to sleep on friends couches. And I saw him
for a dollar many many times at different bars and stuff.
I mean, then I go to college, and I go
to college, and I opened my mailbox at BU in
seventy five and I got time in Newsweek in my mail,
and Bruce was on the cover of Time in Newsweek
on the same day, the same day, and I and
I literally I was in du looked around. I thought
someone was punking me. I thought I thought some friends
had created fake magazine covers, like Bruce is on the
cover of Time. What are you kidding me?
Speaker 5: Did you see it when you were seeing him for
a buck? Did you see a bright future for him?
Speaker 6: Not?
Speaker 2: What?
Speaker 4: Not?
Speaker 6: Me and my best friend thought he was a joke.
I have a great story. I have so many Bruce stories.
I have a wait, hold on, I have a whole chapter.
Speaker 5: All right.
Speaker 6: So my first book, my very first book, came out
two years ago. Flirting with Fame, a Hollywood publicist recalls
fifty years of celebrity clothing counter.
Speaker 8: Oh, I need that book.
Speaker 6: All my Bruce stories are in this book.
Speaker 5: This is That's very cool. Okay, tell us the story.
Speaker 6: So my best friend and I. He was a guitarist.
I was a drubber. We were in bands together, We
got our midsfited together, we went to school together, we
looked at girls together. We did everything together from the
age of twelve, And who am I talking to a
staying in the ceiling. What's happening?
Speaker 4: No, he just you can hear it. He just just
keep talking.
Speaker 6: I don't think that's happened to me before. Is it
something Mac? Is it something I said?
Speaker 5: You're run no age, no night.
Speaker 6: I'm talking to an empty space here all right.
Speaker 4: Okay, we're all here, No here, We're here right anyway.
Speaker 6: My best friend and I Steve, My best friend Steve.
We grew up together. We worked at the Sunshine and
Concert Hall for years and years. We were in bands together.
We worked with Bruce together. After the concert we worked
with Bruce. In seventy three, Clarence Clemens, the sax player,
who came up to me and Steve and he said, hey,
do you got we need a road crew. We're going
to Washington, DC. Do you guys want to be our
road crew? Okay, this is February seventy three. Born to
Iran came out in seventy five. So I said, Clarence,
we're sixteen, we don't drive, and I think our fathers
want us to go to college. So we turned down
Bruce Springstey in February seventy year. We could have been
I could have been schlepping amplifiers for the last fifty years,
and we turned it down. So I forget what the
question is.
Speaker 4: Well, now you're in my wheelhouse, Dan, because as I
am an IATSC local crew, not a Roady, but just
a local crew guy. And I did a Bruce Bringsteen's
show when he did those two records back to back
Human Touch in Lucky Town, right, okay, And.
Speaker 6: Well when I did a concert with him, in the
concert I did with him in seventy three, it was
the week his very first album came out, Gratings from
Asbury Park. I just say, same week, and we did
this show that week and we lived We lived in
Asbury Park. So man, oh, So the question Mac was
to b see it? My best friend and I thought
he was a joke. Okay, absolute joke. He is horrible.
Another friend of mine, lifelong friend of mine. I just
saw him last week. I went to my fiftieth high
school reunion in Asbury Park last week. My friend Eric,
he lives in San Diego. Eric loved Bruce from day one.
He said, you guys, this Bruce is going to be
the Beatles. Is from the seventies. Bruce is going to
be the Beatles. And my friend Steve, and I go, Eric,
are you insane? I can't saying you can't play the guitar.
You can't understand two words. I'm telling you he's going
to be the Beatles. Bruce used to go to my
friend Eric's house and have dinner. Eric still has a
coke can that Bruce drank from in nineteen seventy one.
He still has the coke get and Eric has seen Bruce.
I think it's five hundred times. And they're friends. And
so one of my friends saw it. God bless him.
And my best friend Steve and I we thought it
was a joke. And here's my last Bruce story. Summer
of seventy three. I'm at the beach in West End,
New Jersey, down from Asbury Park. I'm at the beach
by myself. I look a few feet away from me.
Bruce is sitting there by himself. I had already met
the guy. I was sixteen, he's twenty four. So he's
sitting there. I'm sitting there. I think we nodded to
each other. I didn't say a word to him. I
didn't like his music. He was much older than me.
He was you know, he didn't bathe I mean he
was a bum.
Speaker 5: Well he was aboum So.
Speaker 6: This is the greatest. This is the greatest. If I
could go back in time, story that you will ever hearky.
I spent a day with Bruce Brastey, me and him,
no one else at all for miles, and I said
no words to him. Okay waw, having already met him
six months earlier. Now, my mother, Now I didn't drive
a car yet. My mother comes to pick me up
from the beach. I get in my mother's car. We're
driving home along the shore. Bruce is at the side
of the road with a thumb in one hand and
his guitar in the other hand. And I swear to God,
this is a true story. I go, Mom, you see
that guy over there hitch iiking. She goes, yeah, I go,
that guy's name is Bruce Springsteen. I said, he thinks
he's a rock star. And my mother and I left.
We howled with laughter, and we drove, we drove, we
drove right by drove right.
Speaker 4: Oh.
Speaker 6: True true story, true story.
Speaker 5: Bruce aware of this? Now, do you think he's aware
of what you did?
Speaker 6: I saw him again. Let's see, that was seventy three.
I saw him again. In seventy nine, right before I
moved to la and he hugged me. He seemed to
remember me. I saw him with the Turtles. The Turtles
they sang back up flowin Eddie, they sang back up
on Hungry Heart and Asbury Park and I'm sitting there
watching the Turtles and Bruce is sitting behind me with
Miami Steve Benzon. So afterwards, I said, hey, Bruce Man,
do you remember me from Susushe then from seventy three,
because I remember you, man, I remember moving. He hugged me. Yeah,
he didn't remember.
Speaker 5: Me, but you know, well, the funny thing is is
that we're talking about the Turtles here a couple of
weeks ago because someone at the last minute gave me
tickets to the Happy Together to them.
Speaker 6: I know, I'm friends with the councils.
Speaker 5: Oh, I'll tell you. The Costiles were the best ones
on the on the bill they opened up the show.
I'm friends with them. Yeah, they were the best. They
were the most polished. Everything fucked them was really goodrided.
Speaker 6: I befriended them in twenty fifteen. Bob Castile lives out
here in La Okay. Getting back to my best friend Steve,
who I grew up with. Steve owns a nightclub in
New York City called the Cutting Room. The Cutting Room,
It's a very famous nightclub. He's owned there for twenty
five years. Lady Gaga was discovered by my friend Steve
in two thousand and six at the Cutting Room. Now
she was discovered there anyway. Anyway, I'm a huge I'm
a huge Cowtiles fan from when I was ten, right, ten, eleven, twelve.
So I watched the documentary years ago and on the Castles,
and I realized their very first record they ever did
was in nineteen sixty five. Okay, it was Bob Castle
and Bill Castle, the two oldest brothers, did a record
together called The Castles. Now in sixty five, you had
fifty years twenty fifteen, Okay. I looked up Bob Castle
had I took him to lunch in Hollywood, treated him
to lunch. I said, Bob, you don't know me, man,
I said, your music meant so much to me when
I was a little kid. When I hear the Rain
and Park to this day, the Rain and Park and
other thing. Every time I hear that song, I cried, Literally,
I cry every single time I've ever heard it to
this day still cry. I don't know why. He goes, Oh,
that's very sweet.
Speaker 11: I go.
Speaker 6: I go, Bob Cossel, my best friend. I was in
club in New York City called the Cutting Room. I said,
do you realize you and your brothers your first record
was fifty years ago? He goes, Dan, I had no idea,
because that's incredible. I had no idea. Bob Castle, I said, Bob,
let's do a show the Cowtiles fiftieth the anniversary reunion
in New York City at my best friends in that club,
and we'll get pressed and well it'll be a home run.
We shook hands. I produced that show. It was fantastic.
Speaker 5: Oh wow, yeah, that's funny.
Speaker 6: It was the first time the Costles had played New
York since the Ed Sullivan Show. So I produced and
we had Stephen. I had dinner with the Castles. They
were lovely, lovely people, gifted, They're gifted. Their vocals are unbelievable.
Speaker 5: Yes, right, right, So this is the so the this
turn into the music show. But this was the lineup
was from the Cloud, the Turtles, the Association Jane Americans
about Jay. I guess because they're working on their third jay,
the guy from Badfinger and No.
Speaker 6: Two of the guys from Badfinger hung themselves.
Speaker 5: Yeah, no, that's a badd that was that's a bad Finger.
Speaker 6: They didn't get they didn't get paid, those guys, that's
the idea, didn't get paid.
Speaker 5: And then the the guys who did five o'clock World,
they were a vocal group, the votes, the vogues. Okay,
so the councils open up the show. Now this is
in the Hampton Casino, just like really old, crowded, but
okay place to see this type of thing. We got
the tickets free at the last one hundred dollars seats
and Cole Steles come out and they're great. They were like,
I'm like, wow, the cow sels. But the Armies were good.
They played good. They were very good with the crowd,
you know. And then so you think, well, didn't they
have that one hit in that it's really called The.
Speaker 4: Park and Other Things.
Speaker 5: Yeah, but it's the flower girls. Of course they were girl.
Speaker 6: Yeah. They The Park and Other Things is also hair.
They did hair, white record hair. They had Indian like
Indian Lake, Indian Lake. Yep, they did you know, they
did the theme for love American style.
Speaker 5: That's right.
Speaker 6: They said love love, love American stuff.
Speaker 5: They're there. They're bigger than you thought they would be,
and they were really good, and they just they opened
the show great very on. They had a the same
band backing everyone up.
Speaker 6: Yeah, those are most of those guys. Are their relatives,
by the way.
Speaker 5: Oh they're really you know, they were good, I mean
they were they were impressive. So the next guy that
come out is the guy from Bad Finger. He's terrible.
And then the Association comes out and they're terrible. They're
like like a.
Speaker 6: Like a one hundred and six years I mean they're
alle hundred and six years old.
Speaker 5: There's one, there's I think there's one or two original guys.
They don't have the harmonizing anymore. They don't have it anymore.
They did yes, they did yes and yes every day,
all the big So.
Speaker 6: It's probably none, none of the original people.
Speaker 5: Now the two there's two guys who are original guys.
One guy who's been in for years and years, and
then there was a Hawaiian cat was always in the
band and it's his brother who took over. But the
way he's telling me stories, it seems like it was
him is weird. So anyway, they were really pretty bad,
and then Jane Americans come out. They're pretty bad. It's
all this kind of rab you know, you know, America bullshit.
And then the Vogues came out and they were actually
pretty good. The Vogues are good. They were they're a
vocal group. The three original members that were for but
there was three of them, so they're good. So now
waiting for the Turtles. As you were saying, the Turtles,
you were a big band back.
Speaker 6: In the huge and eleanor she'd rather be with me.
Speaker 5: Yep, yep, big, big, big. I mean they were tour
with the you know, they're friends with the Beatles, and
you know they were up there. Okay, so what comes.
Speaker 8: Out is.
Speaker 5: Is, uh, the guy Mark Mark Foeman rights, no, Howard, no,
Howard Kalin. I know right, he was like the guy
and and he's eighty years old and he's just playing
the clown and and the and the guy who's then
who was their lead singer. And believe that they admitted
this was the lead singer for the Achies for.
Speaker 9: The I know that I saw that.
Speaker 5: I saw I saw them with that same guy too
about five years and oh man, that's bad and we
just left. I said, this is really bad song. They
did the achie song. This is the freaking turtles, man,
come on, really, that's what they've sunk to. And I said,
you know, this is this is almost like taking money
out of false pretenses. But the costles and in the
vogues they were they were good. They were you know,
very unlikely, but you could tell who was Polish and
who wasn't.
Speaker 4: And that was the area. I would have checked out
that show just for the bikes, I guess, I guess.
Speaker 6: You know the castles the castles alone for me or
what the hunt? So listen to you guys. So in
nineteen sixty six, the Monkeys came on TV. Okay, nineteen six,
the Monkeys came on TV. I'm ten years old. In
sixty six, I was playing classical piano from the age seven.
My parents were both musicians, gifted me. I come from
a gifted family, and they said, you're gonna play a piano.
So from seven to ten, I played like incredibly hard
classical I'm seven years old classical piano, right, And it
was good because I'm semi genius anyway. So but I
was miserable because the teacher would yell and scream at
me and hit me with a ruler. I mean it
was viserable said the fact that I'm talented, I had
nothing to do that. I hated every second of it.
Monkeys Come on TV. Sixty sixth September. I sit the
first episode of the Monkeys. Now my parents, my dad
got blessed. I never bought a color TV. I had
black and white TV.
Speaker 4: Mild drop.
Speaker 6: I never knew what color TV was till I was
like in high school. So watching the Monkeys in black
and white and they're on and man, I saw the
monkeys and I had a voice in my ear. This
isn't my paranormal book. Actually played the Danny. You gotta
play the drums. You gotta play the drums. You gotta
pill the drums from the first show of the Monkeys.
Speaker 15: Man.
Speaker 6: So I told my parents. I said, I'm not gonna
play pian anymore and play the drum. No no, no,
you're gonna play piano. No no, no, I'm gonna play
the drum. It's gonna play the drums. So I hawked
my parents every single day for two years. Every single day, drums, drums.
Every day they bought me a drum set when I
was twelve in nineteen sixty eight, and I've been playing
the drums ever since. Really now, okay, So I discovered
the Monkeys in sixty six, Okay, in nineteen eighty six.
Twenty years later, I befriend Mickey Dolan's when I worked
at Columbia Pictures. Mickey Dolts and I used to have
lunch together. How cool is that having lunch with my
childhood hero man twenty years later? Exactly, I'd go, Mickey,
you have no idea what you meant to me. I've
been playing drums my whole life because of you. He goes,
that's cool, man, I hear that all the time.
Speaker 4: That was real.
Speaker 6: So I saw the Monkeys live. What year was it, eighty?
I think that same year they had all four all
four of them reunited. Yeah, all four of them reunited
Atree Theater. Mike, So, the three of the Monkeys, they toured.
The three of them toured for years and years and
years after they broke up. And by the way, they
all hated each other. But that's it. Yeah, yes, they
hated each other. They all hated Davy Jones and Davy
Jones's manager was an asshole, and they hated that guy.
They hated that guy anyway. So I saw the Monkeys
countless times, but one time at the Greek Theater it
was an eighty stick. It was in eighty six. They
played the show, the play show, and they go ladies
and gentlemen. Mike Nesmith is in the audience. The place
went crazy and then he came out.
Speaker 8: Man.
Speaker 6: All four Monkeys played Pleasant Valley Sunday and I saw you, guys.
I'm getting chills right now. I cried. I cried, all
four monkeys, And for me it was the Beatles?
Speaker 9: Was it?
Speaker 5: Did they have a band in the back?
Speaker 6: Was there a whole big backing band. They did Pleasant
Valley Sunday and listened to the band. I was literally crying, sobbing.
People are cheering, standing on their chairs. All four monkeys, man,
all four monkeys that wrote Lly Sunday was Laura Neiro.
Speaker 5: I think it was oh really okay, I know it
was some big Biga or Carol King. Neil Diamond wrote.
Speaker 6: He wrote, I'm a believer.
Speaker 9: He wrote, okay, because they're getting them out of Brill Street.
I mean that's the whole idea.
Speaker 6: Well, Don Kirshner was their producer of the first Shoe Records,
and he gave them hit after hit because he curated
the hits for them through the Brill Building, right. And
then by the third album, Mike Nesspitt said to Don Kirshner,
either you let us do our own music or I'm
going to kill you. Oh yeah, yeah, he's a famous story.
It's the Beverly Hills Hotel and Mike Nesbould put his
hand through the wall, literally put his hand. I think
he broke his hand, put his hand on the wall.
And Don Kirshner said, screw you man, you want to
do your own. So that's why Don Kirshner did the Archies. Yeah,
he said, Sugar Sugar, Sugar Sugar.
Speaker 4: Was for the monkeys.
Speaker 6: Sugar Sugar was for the monkeys, and John Kirshner created
the Archies, and of course it was the number one hit.
Speaker 5: So listen, let me ask you this. So this is
really going back in the music show. We're gonna talk
about UFOs and parannel in a second. But let me
ask you this though, why do that where we got
to roll with it?
Speaker 6: We can I'll tell you the truth. I've been joining
this a lot, but I do have to leave it
five my time. I have a very important thing. Right,
let's let's chick with music. Okay, I love this.
Speaker 5: So now you go back to the Monkeys. Okay, they've
been given a hit TV show and hit records literally
given to them. Okay, and not really. They're not a band.
I mean the musicians, but they're not a.
Speaker 6: B They weren't even Mickey. Mickey had to take drum lessons.
Well okay, so yeah, you had to take yes.
Speaker 5: So they're actors and their actors and they're basically playing
the Beatles, the Beatles in Hot Days Night and and
it's a hit from like the get go because they
have the records on the radio and they and they're
on the TV and you can't mess right.
Speaker 6: They were they were the American Beatles. The creators were
Bert Schneider and Bob Rafelson. They went they they were
good friends. Bert Bert Rafaelson's I'm sorry, Birch Schneider's father
ran Columbia Pictures Television. M hm, okay, they were. Rafelson
and Schneider were best friends. They saw Hard Day's Night
together at the theater. They came out, they looked at
each other. They said, we got to do an American
version of this. It took them two years to put
the band together, Get it on NBC, get everything together.
Speaker 4: You know.
Speaker 6: Last Terry the Clarksville was a hit song before the
monkeysut on TV. Yes, number one, the song before they
even ground TV.
Speaker 5: You can't lose, you know what I mean. So it
was one for two years. Two years, that's all it was.
That's all it was. And then they have this thing
with Don Kirshner, and there there's a documentary out that
tells about that. Sir the Beverly Hills will tell and
Mike Nesbit puts his hand to the wall. But Don
Christian has just given them each a check for two
hundred and fifty thousand dollars. Now this is the late sixties.
That's a lot of money. And it was just to
kind of placate them. But they still would say, put
you know, we want to do our own music. This bullshit.
So so let's just put artistic integrity aside. Okay, iran
a hit TV show, you got hit records, Why do
you want to f that up? You know what I mean?
Speaker 6: Because Mike, because Mike, Asbeth was a gifted song or
a gifted. Mikes was gifted.
Speaker 10: He was.
Speaker 6: Some his songs probably are hold up as well as
most of the hits. One and Yes now that came later,
The kind of girl I could love? Okay, but there's
quite a cute Mary Mary. There's quite a few songs
that Mike wrote. Mike wanted to be sincere in the press.
It was killing them. They're fake. They're fake. They're not
the Beatles. They're fake. You know. They were friends with
the Beatles, by the way, they were very they were Mickey,
Mickey and Mike were very good friends with Paul and John,
but like close friends, really ghost because they were the Beatles,
got it, they were John Lennon. John Lennon said, I
love the Beatles. They remind me of the Monkeys. They
remind me of the Marx Brothers.
Speaker 5: Mike perfect, yeah, yeah, but don't.
Speaker 6: But no, no, Mike's deswith was a gifted musician, singer, songwriter.
He was, and Peter Talker also was a very good
banjo player and guitarist. Those two said to Kirshner, look,
we are real musicians, and we were on a phenomenal show.
We want to create our own music. And Don Kirshner said,
go screw yourself. I'm in charge of I'm the music supervisor.
You can go screw yourself. I don't care what you want.
And I put his hand, Mike put his hand through
the wall and said, don either you go or the
monkeys go. It's if you were the monkeys. So Raphelson
Stutter had a fire on Kirshner because it was either
him or the actual monkeys. They had to pick the monkeys.
And their third album, Headquarters, that was all the monkeys
original material, and I think that was their best selling.
Speaker 5: Album really though, head Quarter. But I'm just talking from
a show bill's point of view. Aren't you smarter if
you just kind of stay with work in the form
and for at least two or three more years And
if you if you want a good musician, then do
solo records, then just sell you to give you songs
to other people.
Speaker 6: No, I just not disagree. I disagree because they had
they hadn't well, they had integrity. Now here's what killed
the monkeys. In sixty nine, they did a movie called
head Yeah.
Speaker 5: It was really bad.
Speaker 6: It was a horrible movie. Jack Nicholson wrote it. It
was basically an acid trip on film. It sold no tickets,
no one went to get buy it, and that was
the end of the Monkeys. They ruined themselves with that.
Speaker 5: They ruined themselves. That's might be ruined themselves.
Speaker 4: That's whose idea was it the Monkeys to tour with
Jimi Hendrix.
Speaker 6: Yes, Okay, I don't know whose idea it is, but uh,
Vicky says Hendricks would come out doing purple haze and
girls are screaming Davy exactly.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 4: I think, well, how about when they came to Boston
and guess what Jimmy Hendrix wasn't wasn't touring with him
at that time. And I was there to see Jimmy Hendrix.
My girlfriend was there to see the Monkeys.
Speaker 5: She was I think.
Speaker 6: I think the story is he did three or four
shows and girls are screaming for Davy Jones, and Jimmy said,
screw this, life's too short.
Speaker 5: So well, he was right in that.
Speaker 6: You know who I saw? You know who I saw
opened for Yes in nineteen seventy three. Take a guess
who I saw open for Yes in nineteen seventy three,
seventy three. The Eagles. Oh wow, those opened for Yes.
Nobody had ever heard of them. I'm in the front room, like,
who the hell are these guys?
Speaker 5: That's pretty good. Yeah, yeah, I saw Linda Runstadt and
the Stone Pony when they played. The two of them
played like kind of in the backup.
Speaker 6: You know, you know who wrote different drum?
Speaker 5: Yeah, Mike Nsmith kept on doing that, you know, that's
the thing, and just stay with the formula. Maybe get better,
maybe the TV show gets better, or you know who knows.
Speaker 6: And I admire I admire what he did because he
was at the top of the top of the world,
you know. But they became but they became a real
band because I've seen them live. I saw them all play.
Mickey Bicky play drums. They all played. I saw them
live betting many times. Maybe Mickey Mickey says the Monkeys
is like it is like let her needmore be becoming
a vaultan in real life. It's like we became a vulcan.
Speaker 5: I mean, you know, they did have a check in
their hands, all of them. But anyway, well listen, let's
get into your paranormal stuff. What's your latest book paranormal wise.
Speaker 6: Well, my latest book that just came out the other
day is called My paranormal life. It's a paranormal memoir. Ghosts, palter, geys,
angelic voices, spirit guides, remarkable coincidences.
Speaker 5: Now, how do you how do you then your two
persons in one How do you? Is there any kind
of connection there between you know, Hollywood publicist and a
lot of people and you know what's going on paranomally.
Speaker 6: Yeah, that's a very good question. My career and my
paranormal life are two independent tracks, two train tracks that
have been parallel my whole entire life. My paranormal life
began when I was five, five years old. I have
a really cool story. It's the first chapter of my book.
It's called My Poulter. It's called My Gargoyle. When I
was five, I was playing with two little girls in
my neighborhood. We were climbing. They used to climb fences
and trees with me. One day, we climbed a thirty
foot tall billboard sign promoting the drug store around the
corner from my parents' house. I'm five years old. We're driving,
we're climbing up inside this wooden skeleton of a billboard sign,
and we're way up high. Had to be twenty twenty
five thirty feet and I slipped. My hands slipped, and
I fell off the sign. I fell off the sign.
I'm floating through the air on my back. I'm looking
up at the sky. I'm floating through the air. I
remember clearly that I was falling in slow motion. I
remember it even right now. This is nineteen sixty one.
I was falling in slow motion looking up at these
two little girls are screaming because they saw me falling,
plummeting to the earth. Then I have missing time. I
have no idea how long I'm missing. I don't know
if it's a minute or an hour. I have no idea.
I have missing time. I wake up two blocks away
on a couch, inside a stranger's house, two blocks from
my parents' house, inside an empty house. Never been in
this house before in my life. I wake up on
the couch. I'm five. I sat up. I go hello, Hello,
is anyone here? No one's in the house. I look around.
No one's in how I didn't know where it was
I got off the couch. You guys, I look to
the right, to the front screen door. There's I swear
to you this is a true story. There's a cryptid
standing at the door, six or seven foot tall thing
wasn't a person. It wasn't a human. It was six
or seven feet tall, white chocolate color. It was like
the body of a bowl and the top half of
an angel. But his wings had been cut off, so
he had like bony, bony stumps in the shoulders bony
and he and he had uh, he had that face
of a bull, in the face of the bull. And
I looked at this thing, and this thing turned his
head behind me and he went like the storted at
he started at me, right, he storted at me. Then
he turned his face and then he walked through the
front door and disappeared. That's the whole story. I'm five,
So something something paranormal happened. Either I died and this
my daughter said it was a garkoil. Probably it was
aun But whatever this thing was, it saved my life
because I hit Did you hit the ground? No idea, man,
no idea. That's what I'm telling you. I have missing time,
missing time. Yeah, I'm floating in the floating in the air,
and then I wake up two blocks away on a couch.
Speaker 5: That's really that's especially when you're a young kid. That's
really kind of freaking and I.
Speaker 6: Have several I have several friends, by the way, several
who have been abducted by exter interrestrials when they were five,
when they were five, so that's quite a few of
my friends. So five, I don't know that this was
an extra I don't know what this was. I'm telling you,
this was not a human being. It was some kind
of cryptid. Now do you guys know the name Yvonne Smith.
Do you know who Yvonne Smith is?
Speaker 5: Nope?
Speaker 6: Yvon Smith is a famous woman here in LA. She
hypnotizes people who have been abducted by extraterrestrials. She hypnotizes them, right,
she does regression therapy and they remember. So I'm meeting
with her. I can't wait at the end of August,
and I want her to hypnotize me. I want to
remember that story. Yeah, yeah, because there's more to that.
I'm trying to track down the two girls. They would
be seventy years old. Now I can't.
Speaker 5: So that's interesting. Yet hypnotizing people who've been abducted is
there's a guy named John Mack and Hobbard University, another kid,
Bud Hopkins.
Speaker 6: They were the famous ones.
Speaker 5: Sure, yeah, yeah, and it's funny because they found out
stuff that it was released after they have both passed away,
that they would hear things from these abductees that were
the same. But these people had never met each other.
One of the things I remember was that both so
if if you could imagine, you know, they're they're completely
separate from each other. Their research and people that they
both interviewed said that the Gray Aliens had tattoos. And
I always think, well, you know, that's something you can't
make up, you.
Speaker 9: Know what I mean.
Speaker 6: I'd never heard of that. Wow, that's amazing.
Speaker 5: Yeah, so it's like tattoos. Wow, you know what I mean,
That's just such an odd thing to make up. But well, anyway, Dan,
so tell us what else people can buy on Amazon
that you have. You have a lot of books in
the background there.
Speaker 6: Yeah, And can I ask a question?
Speaker 10: Yes?
Speaker 2: Hi, sorry, so I actually have a couple.
Speaker 3: But about your the story you just asked, because I
know you have a time constraint, uh story you just
told about the gargoyle incident.
Speaker 11: Did you have any injuries?
Speaker 3: I know you woke up on a couch somewhere else,
but you weren't hurt in any way.
Speaker 6: No, perfectly fine, which would have.
Speaker 3: Been impossible from the height you fell.
Speaker 6: You know what's you know, Susan, I've honestly, I remember
this is going to sound like a lie. But when
I woke up from I was just like my eyes
were closed and my eyes like woke up like bullying
on the couch. I sat up. I remember looking around
like hello, I said hello, Hello. I thought to be
a mom or a dad or kids, and no one.
It was an empty house. I mean it had furniture.
No one was anyway, So I remember thinking it was
an odd thought. But I remember thinking did I die hmmm,
because something extraordinary. But I was not hurt. I was
perfectly fine. I went home to my mother. I probably
had some milk and cookies and took a nap.
Speaker 5: I mean, wow, that's wild man, especially as a young kid.
You know, you know you don't look at stuff the
way that you do it.
Speaker 6: I can't listen if I get hypnotize it and it's
and if it's something remarkable like I was abducted and
they took me and it brought me back, I promise
I'll come back on your show.
Speaker 5: Yeah, oh definitely, even if you're not. We want to
hear you know me too. I do too, So listen, Hey, Dan,
thanks very much for joining us. We really appia. We're
gonna give you a clap off.
Speaker 6: Yeah, well couple, hold on, hold on, let me just
do a real quick all right. So, Flirting with fameous
my Hollywood book. All my books are on Amazon. This
is funny Stories. When I met Spielberg and Jerry Seinfeld
and Howard Stern and mel Brooks, Steve Allen, Milton Burrell,
Alice Cooper, ELP Brooks was the funniest. I worked for
Hugh Hefner when and I just got married and I
worked for Ufner.
Speaker 5: That was I got stories.
Speaker 6: Those are stories in there.
Speaker 3: That was My second question was how did you become
the in house publicist for the Playboy Channel?
Speaker 6: There was an ad in the Hollywood Reporter magazine is
a little tiny ad. I was working at the American
Film Institute at the time. I just come to l A.
I'd only been in LA for a year and now
and there was an ad It said publicist Playboy Channel.
And I had worked at Columbia Pictures in New York
briefly after college in PR. So I applied. I walked
in the door. The guy go. Okay, let's go. I
gave you. I had an incredible office right across the
right way. You guys, there used to be a Playboy
building on Sunset in Losiana. It was it was the
Playboy Building. My office, I had the first of all.
I'm like whatever, it was twenty something, twenty eight. I
think it was twenty seven. I had the best office
in the whole building. My office. Over the view of
my office was the Hollywood Mansions. In the Hollywood Mansions. Okay,
I'm on a shlove. I'm making like two fifty a week.
I'm making no money. Mansions to the right, and then
to the left across the hall the Playboy Modeling Agency.
Every single day for two and a half years, the
most beautiful girls literally in America, most beautiful girl of America,
coming and going out the door. Hi Dan, Hi Dan,
You got any T shirts for me? You got any
baseball caps or coffee bunks? I had all the cool stuff.
I had the prettiest girls in America in my office
in America for two and a half years, and my
wife would call everything, we need milk, we need Brad,
what time are you coming? Every single I'd swear to
you ever she knew every single.
Speaker 5: You need milk. That's cool, all right, This story we should.
Speaker 6: Do another time. This is the book that made me famous.
This after they came Benevolent aliens come to Earth save mankind.
There's an incredible story behind this. We don't have time
to do, but this book led me to meet Stephen Bassett.
Stephen Bassett and I created the Hollywood Disclosure Alliance together.
Today they have two hundred members around the world, including
quite a few movie stars. And we're putting together UFO
researchers and experiencers together with Hollywood writers and producers to
create to create the next generation of movies and TV
shows based on real life experiences from real life people.
Speaker 5: Yeah nice, and do it in a way that people
you know what I mean.
Speaker 6: So it's not yeah so it's not you know, Independence
Day or War of the Worlds. They're not coming to
kill us and eat us. It's the real stories from
the real people. And these people now are my friend.
I have hundreds of UFO friends now because of that book.
After the pr normal life, it's all kinds of gargles.
Speaker 5: My dad was.
Speaker 6: After my dad died, he was a ghost. He came
in my room a number of times. My father gave
me messages, he moved things, he played my drums, he
turned lights on and off. I had a poltergeist to
my house twenty years ago. It was my dead grandfather
who had died sixty years earlier.
Speaker 5: Hmm. And then no other stuff ever happens to me.
I won the why.
Speaker 6: And then here's my newest baby. This just came out
the other day. This is brand new. This is called
five and Novella. It's a short story about a serial
killer who gets reincarnated over and over throughout time. That's
a Netflix series something something so Yeah, that's incarnated as
what well he gets. Originally he's an actor in eighteen
seventies Europe, the famous actor, but he's a serial killer.
At night, he kills women, then he dies. Then one
hundred years later in America, he becomes the biggest pop
music star in the world that he And in my mind,
I was thinking, because I walked five miles every other day,
I was thinking five five five. I was thinking what
if Bruce Springsteen was his serial killer? Like, would that
be the most congruous thing?
Speaker 4: Right?
Speaker 6: He plays concerts? Everyone love Bruce, Bruce we love you,
brig and then at night he puts on a dark
thing and he kills women. That was the premise, What
what if Springsy was a serial killer? So he gets
reincarnated in the nineteen seventies, biggest pop music star in
the world, but he's still a serial killer. So yeah,
people seem to like that one.
Speaker 5: Wow, Bruce Springston and Kylia wis have you sent?
Speaker 6: I only say that. I only say that from you.
Speaker 4: I didn't pick up up?
Speaker 6: Is that? My mother goes, Danny, why didn't you tell
me it was Spruce Springsty? That's what she says, now,
my mother?
Speaker 3: You know na?
Speaker 5: Thanks mom. Well, listen, we're going to give you another
round of applause, which we will.
Speaker 4: Very much. Good job, let's do it again.
Speaker 6: I have I have stories about I'm just getting wormd
up man, I have stories you ever one man? Dan
Harari author, Dan h A r A r Y author
dot com. All my stuff is there, Danorary author dot com. Okay,
I buy my books. Help help us starving in Hollywood? Publicist? Dad,
You know, my mother goes, how many bucks did you
sell this week? Danny? My mother ninety years old?
Speaker 5: She walks me.
Speaker 6: My mother hops me. How many bucks did you sell this?
Speaker 4: My mother?
Speaker 6: You're still alive, she still alive. We're too stubborn to die.
Her sister turns one hundred in a few days. Really,
the two of them, they're just too stubborn today.
Speaker 4: Have no idea.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, wait till the ghosts that never stop my mother.
Speaker 6: That's what my brother and I were like, Oh my god,
it's bad enough she's alive when she's dead. Oh my gosh,
no getting rid of her them.
Speaker 4: Wow.
Speaker 5: Wow, thank you, Dan, We appreciate it.
Speaker 4: Man.
Speaker 5: We'll talk to soon.
Speaker 6: Okay, all right, let's do it again. I really thank you.
Speaker 5: Yeah, thank you nice. Okay, thank you, thank you. Let's
take a commercial break down and we'll be right back
after this. You listening to Macon The's mil tracks on
the show here in the distance, doesn't it right? Network?
These stay tune. I'm gonna go off that topic just
a touch. Okay.
Speaker 9: Now, there has been for many years, the biggest Porsche
of swap meet in the world happens in Hershey, Pennsylvania.
Go ahead, it happens in the parking lot of Hershey Park.
And it's early, It's like in April, so it happens
way before the park is really open and crazy. Uh So,
for years they've scheduled a certain week every year, and
then it turned that it ended up being on a
like a holiday easter, you know. So a lot of
the people were complaining they couldn't go to Hershey to
do the swap meet because it was falling on a holiday.
They had to be with their family. So they tried
getting Hershey Park to give them the week before, and
what they found out was that there was a group
of people that rent that area, that parking those parking lots.
Speaker 8: And this is big.
Speaker 9: We're talking thousands ahead, people, go ahead. These the people
that rented the week before at Hershey are a group
of people who buy those life size Latex dolls. Oh yeah,
they bring them on vacation with them. Now we're hanging on. Okay,
it's a cheap day. They know these things are four grand,
thousands and thousands of dollars.
Speaker 2: These are expensive, I know, exactly.
Speaker 5: Animal, How would you know all of us? I would
you know?
Speaker 4: Right?
Speaker 9: So anyway, they these guys bring them to the hotels
around the area and they put them in bikinis and
bring them out to the baby at the swimming pools,
and they dressed them to take them to dinner.
Speaker 5: You're telling me that they with the dolls.
Speaker 9: They take them to the pool and hang out with
them and there and they set them together, you know,
the women dolls in the pool and bikinis and stop
stop them.
Speaker 5: I'm serious, but how could mak you?
Speaker 2: You're kidding.
Speaker 11: You've never heard of this.
Speaker 9: They have guys, you know, I had no idea this
even was a thing. But apparently there's thousands of them.
Oh yeah, yeah, it's a big deal, you know, and
they show them off and they buy.
Speaker 5: But once you think it's a little odd to walk
into a restaurant with an object, which they think it's insanity.
Speaker 9: But yeah, okay, okay. They're also do they talk. I
don't think they talk, but they do a lot of
other things.
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Speaker 5: Welcome back. If I went to Ma Maloney's milk strikes
on the show here in the distant thunder radio networry,
this is Macroney. What a show we've pad for you tonight. First,
I mean we we reintroduced the members of the Plantsea Girls.
You can feel his vibe around the world across the putty.
Speaker 4: Famous one one wanting hello, back, Hello, everybody, Welcome back
to the show Man.
Speaker 5: It's been a mind blowing show. So it hasn't been
a mind blown show. Thank you for that. So do
you still walk with the walking stick? Do you look
cool walking with the walking cigarette?
Speaker 10: No?
Speaker 4: I don't. And it's uh it was Ileen's walking sticks.
You had two of them. Hum, it's really too short
for me. Not too short. You can't really to go
to the pharmacy and get No, I can use it.
I can use a regular walking stick now, I think it.
My My my system is getting strong, getting stronger.
Speaker 5: No, you can't say that you get injured in the
water when people you don't pick up the bottom.
Speaker 4: I wish I had a better story, for there's just
a dumb you know, dumb ass stuff. And then I
haven't really been taking care of myself enough to keep
those legs strengthened so that when you do get tumble
it doesn't hurt as much.
Speaker 5: You need an e bike?
Speaker 4: Yeah, well the doctor said you got a bike? I
said no, but lean's get this thing that's sort of
a bike thing. But you you put a like a
chair in front of it.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, you better be out bike outside and get
the fresh you move.
Speaker 4: I do have a bike. I do have a bike
that has two flat tires.
Speaker 10: I should really have you with those.
Speaker 5: Well, so anyway, Wannie, thanks for joining us, Thanks for
coming back.
Speaker 4: You bet it saddened me that I didn't want to participate.
I would have been participating, you know, with with a
needle in my arm.
Speaker 5: Of all you missed was what you know. Dsls are
everything else you knew.
Speaker 4: Anyway, boy, you stuped me when you text me and
you said, do you know what a DSL is? I
thought you went, technically, I know what it is.
Speaker 9: They come in pairs, don't they. I mean, it's not
just one.
Speaker 5: You gotta have two, right, yeah, yeah, it's it's funny.
There was only there were two women on the show
that night, and both of the women and the only
ones who knew what it was.
Speaker 4: I couldn't find it. I couldn't find anything that made
any sense. Probably on the dock that was in the
technical love word for the early broadband DSL.
Speaker 5: Did you subscribe right, Yes, we've moved you on that.
Speaker 9: Maybe if you went to the combat zone you would
have figured it out.
Speaker 5: Switchy, Switchy is not with us today. Caught a bug
and hopefully he and the squirrel on top of his
head feeling better?
Speaker 4: Ever catch bugs like it in mid air?
Speaker 5: Like no, because I'm not sigh or.
Speaker 4: Or something.
Speaker 6: Huh you do you sell the opposite of l D?
Speaker 5: Well, you know they talk about it.
Speaker 4: They were going to call DSL LSD when it came out,
but they thought it would be a marketing problem, so.
Speaker 9: They really they flipped it to DSL. It's probably smart. Uh,
speaking of LASD. No, Switchy tonight, that would be funny.
But with us is International Security Chief Willie Club Willie,
how are you?
Speaker 2: You know?
Speaker 8: I'm doing great. It's great to be back, but I'm
still I got a concern about switching now that he
got tipped off that we were going to do his
top ten.
Speaker 5: To Night ten.
Speaker 8: All of a sudden, you know, he calls it in. Yeah,
and so I can't wait to speak with him at
the next show. What's going on?
Speaker 9: Right?
Speaker 5: How did he know?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 5: How did he know? Unless there's a leak in the
system here.
Speaker 8: You know, it really really gives me a odd when
I think about it, but I'll get over it. But anyways,
I wanted it. While I was thinking of it. Driving
back from my road trip, I listened to a couple
of the shows. Yes, I don't know why, but I
did well. I have to compliment Susan for impersonating me.
You have a nice, strong voice that I used to
have many years ago. I wanted to compliment you on
that it.
Speaker 5: Was which one when she was imitating when she was
imitating one one or when she was imitating me?
Speaker 3: Oh you yes, I got a couple of good ones
in there right for you to switchy?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 17: Yeah, yeah, So I wanted to remark on that. I
just thought I'll let you know that I was listening Raven.
You Susan did a great job with your voice too.
When we cann join this, Yeah, for sure, she said,
for sure. Turns so anyway, that voice she here is
a good friend up there, and so I was that you.
Speaker 2: I'm doing great, Thank you so much for having me.
Speaker 5: How are the animals, let's just found them in Okay, my.
Speaker 2: God, there's so good.
Speaker 21: Little Scotch had he had to get lab work done today,
so mister Raven brought him in because I was at work,
and he sent me a picture of course, and they
put a little band aid on him.
Speaker 2: And it was so cute.
Speaker 5: Well, okay, Scotch and wan for that report. Also with
us is super fan Susan Kane. How are you, Susan?
Speaker 11: Excellent and so happy to be here?
Speaker 4: M hm?
Speaker 5: And everything good with you? Any cats in the frame
there that I can't see and they hide?
Speaker 3: It did not break the cat code.
Speaker 9: You didn't break the cat, Susan. You didn't break the
cat code. But no, it walked by you a minute ago.
It was it walked right through behind you and back
out again.
Speaker 6: It was real.
Speaker 4: It was really.
Speaker 5: The latest comment when everyone said, but mine, thank you, Susan.
We appreciate it so and hopefully Switch will get better
soon and you can explain himself next week. I read
this thing the other day. Oh, first of all, I
was just want to say, I read this thing the
other day. And we were talking a couple of weeks
ago about this whole idea that if you took everything
that happens UFOs, paranormal, lockedness, Bigfoot, not Man, everything, and
if it was all like part of the same thing.
Do you know what I mean? We talk about the
unified field theory of the paranormal. If it was all
part of the same thing, and that thing is just
a glitch in the matrix. It's where the computer program
that's running everything. I've never seen the movie, but I
kind of I can't understand the movie. I'd be afraid
that it would. It's weird. You don't want to you
don't want that stuff in your head because that's so cool.
But you write in books later and stuff might come out,
and it's it's better not to do it.
Speaker 4: I know that's a great as well.
Speaker 5: But suppose that all of this is glitches in the matrix.
And I'm saying this from another thing. So I read
this thing. Came on the line to me, some kind
of physics thing, and we know this thing called there's
two things. Oh, spooky action at a distance. And what
that is is if you have two atoms that are
somehow entangled. How you do that, I don't know, but
they can entangle them. If you had like a little
spoon and you hit one atom and made it vibrate,
the other atom is going to vibrate, whether it's right
next to it or whether it's on the other side
of the universe instantaneously, right right. Spooky action in a
distance is called quantum entanglement. And that's what they make
computers out of. That's what they make very very fast computer.
They don't understand the theory, but they're able to use it,
which is very strange.
Speaker 4: Well, if you can shrink it down to something you
can really see, like call it the Fisshier price model
of what you're just talking about. If you get if
you get a whole bunch of marble, get your bag
of marbles, okay, put them on the table and line
them each marble up so that they're touching all in
a row.
Speaker 5: Yes, okay, if you can do that, yep.
Speaker 4: And then if you take another marble and tap one
end of your string of marbles, the marble at the
other end will just because they're all touching, we'll pop
right out.
Speaker 5: So it's it's it's something like that on the quantum
physics level, you know what I mean that that, but
that it happens simultaneously no matter how far apot the
atoms are is. That's that's very strange. It's a there's
another experiment that they've been doing for years. We've talked
about it before. It's called the split the two slit experiments.
Someone's filthy, But basically what you do is you get
a big box and you put photographic paper at one
end of the box, all right, and then you put
a thing that a laser beam that is going to
shoot particles of light towards that the rear of the box,
which is the photographic paper. So anytime a pinpoint l
like hits that paper, it's going to be a white
little dot on the paper. Right, So you put in
between that another another piece of cod in two slits
if you imagine two slits. So now you're going to
turn on the laser. It's gonna put the particles of
light through the two slits and the result is gonna
wind up on the back of the box with the
photographic paper. Okay, When you do that, and this is
an experiment that's been done tens of thousands of times.
When you do that and you are watching the experiment,
the result of the light going through the two slits
and winding up on the back of the box, on
the photographic paper is going to look like ripples, as
if you threw a rock in mub pond. And it's
a ripple effect. Okay, if you do it and you're
not watching it, the effect on the back is a
wave like waves, completely different.
Speaker 4: So watching it has the effect on what it.
Speaker 5: Watching its exactly watching has an effect on it, right,
So think about that for a second. And now this
is this has brought this whole kind of new school
of I don't know what you'd call it, you know, philosophy, theology, whatever,
saying that everything that happens to us is based on
us seeing it, and if we don't see it, something
completely different is happening. Now that's strange to kind of
wrap your your head around, but it's the it's the
matrix again. Okay, we're in this computer I don't know,
simulation or whatever.
Speaker 4: All right, and the video game got a video game, got.
Speaker 5: Almost like a video game, you know, and when it's
only when you see shirt, when you see anything doesn't happen.
And so then the so the new the new question is, Okay,
what happens when you die? Okay? People always think you're
going to go to heaven, You're going to go here,
nothing's going to happen to you, whatever. But your life
has been based on just like you watch in that experiment, okay,
And and when you're not watching it, other stuff is
going on. It's based on you watching it. And maybe
that's what life is too. We go to someplace else,
we don't die, you see what I mean?
Speaker 4: Yeah, if we stay awake and alert and aware long
enough as we're dying, hopefully you don't. You don't die suddenly.
Speaker 5: But they've all done Sorry, they've also done experiments where
they know people are dying and they put a you know,
like a scale, a weight scale on the bed and
when they die, they're all you know, when you die,
all of a sudden, you lose a pound or something.
Speaker 4: You know what I mean?
Speaker 5: Does that go?
Speaker 6: What is what is that?
Speaker 8: That's your soul? Yeah?
Speaker 17: Yeah?
Speaker 11: Interesting?
Speaker 3: Have you seen like clips of that?
Speaker 11: No?
Speaker 5: No, but I've heard about it. Yeah, it's a fact
that you lose weight the second you die.
Speaker 8: But well, I dispute that. I've seen anyone that's died
all of a sudden everything comes out of their body
at one time.
Speaker 5: Yeah right, give me air and everything like that, and
that's waste. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Funny, yeah, I have,
I've picked.
Speaker 8: Up a few heard that, But I think it's or
the other thing that your system just goes boom.
Speaker 5: But the other funny thing, the odd thing is is
that people who have near death experiences, you know, come back,
quote unquote come back and they tell the same story.
I mean, that's very odd. You know that they see
the light coming and then they can see people who
you know, have passed on before them, and then some
of them have a choice to either stay or go
back or whatever. But but you know, once again, why
would why would people They can't all be connected, they
can't all have read about each other. These things go
back hundred years anyway, Why would they be similar? You
know what I mean?
Speaker 9: If that isn't what happens. Hmm, okay, well that killed
eight minutes can get me stumped on that?
Speaker 5: Yeah, can I just.
Speaker 8: Mention something about that. It's got to do with the
you know, I remember I used to listen to a
lot of those experts that would talk about Indie, you know,
NDEs and and I believe some of it. But you know,
there's a there's another thing that's about what's in your
brain when you're born. And there is an author out
there who wrote a book the the God Part of
the Brain. I forget the exact thing. Oh yeah, alper,
go ahead, but he believes that everyone when they're born,
there is a section of their brain that's implanted in
there that makes you believe in God. That's done purposely
so that if we didn't believe God, the world would
be a mess, you know, people run amok. And he
had such great arguments about that himself is an atheist,
but which makes sense. But but think about it, same
thing as you're talking about. You know, when someone dies
in the neo death, what they're seeing, you know, what's
what's implanted in our brain? Is there really sections of
our brain that there's stuff already in there the minute
we're born that creates has a lot to do with
what we see and do every day of our life.
Speaker 5: But yeah, well listen, you know, let's ask our other guys.
Has Satan, Satan, what they said? Did you read that book?
Speaker 10: Here?
Speaker 5: That's bad news here.
Speaker 4: I got questions for Satan. Go ahead, honestly, Satan, what
do you think of the Rolling Stone song Sympathy for
the Devil? Do you dig it? Do you think it's crap?
Do you think it's the truth? Do you think it
kind of measures up to what you're all about or
what they're holding back on giving you some some much
needed dough, Satan, come on, wait a minute, you're in
public domain now, we don't give you any damn royal peace.
Speaker 5: O that answer your question?
Speaker 4: I guess it does. Ship Wow.
Speaker 9: Huh, Sorry, nightmare is not when I go to bed,
He's not gonna well I canna behave himself because of you,
right or any of us?
Speaker 5: Just not so I listened. I think I'm going to say,
let's pull the train into the station now before it
crashes on its own. Let's start off by thanking Dan
Harrari for joining us. A very interesting guy Hollywood publicists
and also into the paranormal. Has some really cool paranormal stories.
Met a lot of people Bruce Springsteen when he was
a bum and smelled and looking at it's a good one,
So thank you Dan. Hopefully he'll come back on the
show real soon. Let's see, let's start with let's have me.
Speaker 4: Saying I knew Dan Brown when he was just a
school teacher at Phillips Academy.
Speaker 5: Well, what happened to that friendship?
Speaker 4: You're lucky I don't have his number anymore.
Speaker 5: Good. He's a fraud anyway, That freaking guy he wrote
the DEFINCHI Code and and and I know people who
were in the business, and they said they just took
five different books about you know, the Holy Grail. He
and his wife they cut them up literally on the
living room floor and pasted that that book together. Yes,
and it's one of the most popular books, maybe the
most popular book ever. But look what what what happened
to that guy? He dissed you? He kind of mo
was didn't he was banging his U houss training or
something like that. You well, mess behaves. Let's see, So club,
I'm going to take a night to you for us
so I can save the girls for later on. Okay,
I'll say.
Speaker 8: Good night to you and and everyone here and all
our listeners. And I really enjoyed that music trivia section.
That's nice. We went into that m Yeah, some of
that stuff. I don't remember a lot of that as
much as I do. But all of a sudden, when
you bring up a song, you know, like the Kyle Sills,
ye all that, but boy, it really brought back I
haven't thought of the Kyle Sills in the number of years,
mean either, probably dream about them tonight.
Speaker 4: I saw her sitting in their ring the Musicianship and
it is really cool, you know, But.
Speaker 8: In those days all had to do with when we
were dating, you know. They were all different songs that
related to a particular date. Are an instance, you know,
bringing back those songs.
Speaker 5: Hey, the ten minute version I heard it through the
Grapevine by Green's clear Water Baby. That brings back memories
absolutely ten minutes.
Speaker 4: So anyway, behind me, I don't know if you noticed,
but behind me is a bunch of albums. Yes, my
old bookcase back at the Big House in New Hampshire,
and it's really it was celebrating the Summer of Love
records that came out around sixty six sixty seven. If
you look left to right top shelf, Grateful Dead's first.
Speaker 5: Album, They Suck Go Ahead, a weird.
Speaker 4: Compilation of Summer of love songs that I don't want
to go through the What's on it? The Cowsels might
even be on it. Magical Mystery Tour The Doors. First
album will be Greape Down There. First album Donovan Sunshine, Superman,
Rafi Shanker Live at Uh This Is Not Moderate Popper
was on the same same year. I was a huge
Rava Shankar fan. Really yeah, okay because of George Harrison,
Yeah sure at the Symphony Hall. It's really gears right
and Israeli Gears Cream second album. Ye.
Speaker 5: I was into Cream so badly that my parents had
an intervention for me, why don't you listen to those
clean beatles anymore? And if five years earlier they tell
me don't listen to them?
Speaker 8: So thank you?
Speaker 5: Well, okay, trip down memory name there wanting all right,
we're gonna that's it's time to say good night to
the girls. Susan k thank you for blonding up the
place for us tonight.
Speaker 2: Well, thank you.
Speaker 3: It as always it's an honor and a privilege, and
I just really enjoy getting together with all of your
beautiful people.
Speaker 9: Thanks for shaking the tail feather We do too, yes,
and thank you for that previous definite Okay, so.
Speaker 4: Did I hear the train whistle in the background.
Speaker 3: You're welcome, Satan. I look forward to seeing you later
on tonight.
Speaker 5: Okay, wow, Satan much and portant tonight, apparently getting them
all up. M thank you Susan for joining us. Let's say, Raven,
I'm sorry it's time pressed to say goodbye.
Speaker 2: Thank you so much for having me. This is great.
Speaker 5: Did you have a good time tonight? It's important to us.
Speaker 2: I did, Yes, I always do. It's a nice break
from the two hours of laundry that I was doing
before the show.
Speaker 5: Well, okay, and what about Satan? Are you do you
feel closer to him now?
Speaker 2: Big fan? Big fan, hoping to meet him one day?
Freaking better?
Speaker 5: Thank you, Ravin. What's going on with double lt? He
just sends me these jokes that have no punchlines.
Speaker 8: Good.
Speaker 5: I don't even know, you know.
Speaker 2: I saw him on Sunday. I had him stop over
because I had to give him his birthday present, which
I lied to him about. It was a whole thing,
and so he.
Speaker 4: Birthday.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a whole thing. I'll get into it next
week because it's a long story.
Speaker 4: To tees for next weeks, For next.
Speaker 2: Week remind me, but uh yeah, no. He stapp by
and was talking about doing something and he's like, well,
what when's your next day off? And I'm like, I
don't know. I have to, like I have to take
time off because I don't have weekends off. So it's
like I'm just constantly going. And then he texted me,
did I leave my Utica club hat at your house?
Like three weeks ago? And I'm like, I would have
seen it at this point. No, I don't have it.
Speaker 5: It's probably in the backseat of one of his counts.
Speaker 2: Probably it's like four cars. So I'm like, no, I please,
I would have run it.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 2: No, I'm not even kidding trying to.
Speaker 5: Fill the hole in this hot by buying cars.
Speaker 2: He's like, oh, kids, didn't do it.
Speaker 5: Thank you, Raven. We appreciate it.
Speaker 4: You'll have to know later next week. What kind of
cause he has.
Speaker 6: It's it's nothing interesting.
Speaker 2: It's nothing interesting. They're old white guy cars, like no offense,
but that's that's exactly what they are.
Speaker 5: Okay, Al, thank you for joining us and for steering
the ship tonight. Glad to be here, Glad to be here.
There were getting out of here. Really maybe we do
the Triple Crown again tonight. You never know, Moose Galley
and the Farmer Comb. Let's see what happens.
Speaker 4: Thank you, say hi to the the wait staff for me.
Speaker 9: Yes, don't worry. They'll be the first thing we do. Okay,
one one, thanks for joining us. We appreciate you're welcome,
my pleasure. Thank you very soon.
Speaker 5: So as of so next week, as of right now,
we'll be doing the podcast at the Galley, which is
going to be weird. We'll see, we'll see everyone on TV.
Well you know it's gonna sound just like we're doing
it tonight. So let's see what happens.
Speaker 4: Okay, and people will be there watching.
Speaker 5: We're gonna we're gonna try to limit the number of
people in there the first show. Let's just see if
we can do it, you know what I mean? Okay,
and then who knows what will happen?
Speaker 4: Right right?
Speaker 5: So all right, thanks very right. Exactly which the pageots want.
Once again, we can't get into it. But if they
if they if they can get off to a good start,
if they can win like for the first six okay,
then they're going to have the sorry raven for boring.
Speaker 2: Even then, I had a hiccup and I wanted to
suppress it.
Speaker 5: Okay, good job, so thank you for joining us all everybody,
So let me go into the plugs. First of all,
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twenty five and I know it's full of a lot
of political bullshit, but just see what they're trying to
do in the veterans. One of the things they're trying
to do is after ten years, no matter what kind
of injury that you sustaining while you're in the service,
they're going to cut you off no more veterans benefits
after ten years. Also, if you have a military pension,
you're not going to be able to collect pension benefits
and medical benefits at the same time, which is so unfair.
Think about that. And there's a number of other things
in there that are very anti veteran. And I ask
this question every week since we start talking about this,
is the mad with this country to treat our veterans
like that? From the top to the bottom. And you
know what I'm talking about.
Speaker 8: The why it's not the country most of us respect
that it.
Speaker 5: Right, you know that's what i mean, top to bottom,
And you know what I'm talking about. And you know
who's behind those. Okay, you can't do that to the veterans.
You can't do that to anybody, but of all people,
you can't do it to the people who gave so
much for us. So look into it and see what
they're trying to do with the veterans. Hopefully it won't happen,
but until next time, maybe from the staven yelling we
don't know. This is mac for the entire gang, saying
be safe, to be happy and bye bye.