Speaker 1: All right with with Evan with our show, You're gonna
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Speaker 2: Yeah, we're doing it.
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Speaker 7: Yes' happy Monday, everybody. It's the world famous Ben and
Speaker 7: Skin Show. Thank you for making us a part of
Speaker 7: your daily routine. We've got an action packed presentation. We're
Speaker 7: gonna take you all the way till six o'clock. It's
Speaker 7: gonna be a fun ride. I guarantee it. Man lots
Speaker 7: to get into today. But before we move forward, we
Speaker 7: should probably think Athletico Dallas for having us out to
Speaker 7: Garland on Friday. What an awesome remote we had out
Speaker 7: there with those guys, just an absolute blast and I
Speaker 7: had to leave right after the show. You guys stuck
Speaker 7: around for a little while. What were the vibes like
Speaker 7: in downtown Garland. I was blown away. I mean I
Speaker 7: was legitimately blown away. Not that I have a lot
Speaker 7: of experience with this, but I can't imagine there's too
Speaker 7: many whether it's Double A Baseball or USL soccer or
Speaker 7: G League teams in the NBA or whatever, that have
Speaker 7: ever launched a franchise like this. They had a concert
Speaker 7: and the downtown area was packed and you could bounce
Speaker 7: around from all the stores. And then when it was
Speaker 7: time to make the announcement, they had a pariah that
Speaker 7: came from behind Fortunate Son and there was I don't know,
Speaker 7: what do you think, Katie, about one hundred and fifty
Speaker 7: people in that parade and maybe more.
Speaker 5: I've always struggled a how to count how many people
Speaker 5: might be at a place. Yeah, I would be lying
Speaker 5: it could be. It could have been one hundred or
Speaker 5: five hundred. I'm not good at that. Yeah, but it's packed.
Speaker 5: And I'm just talking about the actual parade. Yeah.
Speaker 1: No.
Speaker 7: And they came parading around the square carrying the Athletico
Speaker 7: Dallas flags.
Speaker 3: They marched through the crowd.
Speaker 7: They were shooting flares up in the air and then
Speaker 7: they got up on stage and they made the announcement
Speaker 7: and they showed a video and man, I was blown away.
Speaker 7: Congratulations to Athletico Dallas and thank you for having us
Speaker 7: out there for that. Man, the logo they debuted is
Speaker 7: really cool looking to a snake and a wolf, right, yeah,
Speaker 7: it is a wolf and a snake. I've never seen
Speaker 7: that to where it's two things instead of just one. Yeah,
Speaker 7: I thought that was bad means well, yeah, they broke
Speaker 7: it down in the video and they were just talking
Speaker 7: about how they were worthy adversaries and they represent the battle.
Speaker 1: Ah.
Speaker 5: Wolf Snake sounds like a band that totally you guys
Speaker 5: going to Wolf Snake tonight? Yeah, or snick Wolf I
Speaker 5: guess works. No, Snake Wolf sucks. I'm a Wolfsnake guy.
Speaker 5: Prey came through though, like I was in the way,
Speaker 5: like get out of the way here. They come as
Speaker 5: a marching band coming through there. It was badass and
Speaker 5: everyone fought the weather a little bit too. Everyone thinks
Speaker 5: everyone who came out and saw us on Friday too,
Speaker 5: because it was rainy and nasty and the rain kind
Speaker 5: of kept hanging around a little bit more and it
Speaker 5: was pretty lit.
Speaker 3: But we told you.
Speaker 5: People have been sleeping I've been saying this since like
Speaker 5: twenty fifteen. People have been sleeping on Garland for a while. Now,
Speaker 5: Downtown Garland is dope. Yeah, they got a fun mayor.
Speaker 5: You know he got to see fun mayor.
Speaker 3: He went on the stand up. Yeah he does bits.
Speaker 3: Was he funny dude? He was doing some bit on
Speaker 3: the corner kick And I just was like, what I
Speaker 3: don't see.
Speaker 7: I don't think Kevin was pushing downtown Garland in twenty fifteen.
Speaker 7: I would have got I think he was more of
Speaker 7: like a twenty nineteen at at the earliest.
Speaker 1: Man.
Speaker 7: I just remember he was bringing a lot of toilets
Speaker 7: in the lawn on jokes and stuff like that. I'm like, man,
Speaker 7: you've been pooping on Garland. Me and you have had
Speaker 7: Garland's bag forever since goes so far back. Being Richardson guys,
Speaker 7: Richardson and Garland. Richardson and Garland is like the wolf
Speaker 7: and the Snake.
Speaker 3: Yeah exactly. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 7: That's what it represents. It represents the Jupiter Road right
Speaker 7: there on that line. So Garland is our big rival
Speaker 7: being Richardson boys. What about for you guys, for your
Speaker 7: small country towns. You're only who's your wolf and snake?
Speaker 7: For only holiday?
Speaker 8: It was ours Holliday, forty jack rabbits were ours.
Speaker 7: The horny jack rabbit. Horny jack rab rabbit in general
Speaker 7: is already horny. It's just pumping all the time. And
Speaker 7: she's talking about horny jack rabbits.
Speaker 5: Yeah, horny.
Speaker 7: Yeah, she keeps saying horny in a little jack rabbit
Speaker 7: named Kate out there in Forny, right, Why she keep
Speaker 7: saying horny?
Speaker 3: Like, why do you say it like that?
Speaker 8: Because it's Monday.
Speaker 3: Excuse the name of the day of the week is
Speaker 3: an excuse for Broadcastle's.
Speaker 7: I think in every small town the real adversary of
Speaker 7: the community is dancing and alcohol. You know what I'm saying,
Speaker 7: because the Lord is against both of those things.
Speaker 3: Oh my god.
Speaker 7: Okay, well this is so interesting that you bring this
Speaker 7: up because I went and saw Centers Okay over the weekend,
Speaker 7: and it ties into that, and I du there was
Speaker 7: something about the buzz around this movie is off the charts.
Speaker 7: If you go to Rotten Tomatoes, the fans score and
Speaker 7: the critics score are both As of Saturday, it was
Speaker 7: like ninety seven and ninety eight wow percentile. So it's
Speaker 7: getting a lot of love. And I saw I was,
Speaker 7: I saw some big promotion by Tom Cruise to go
Speaker 7: see it, and I'm like, why he's not involved in
Speaker 7: the movie. Why is he promoting this? Why does he care?
Speaker 7: But he gave this big glowing thing. He was like,
Speaker 7: hey man, this movie's really good. Stick around even through
Speaker 7: the credits to the very end. And so when that
Speaker 7: I went with my son and we're in the theater
Speaker 7: watching it, and I loved it. I thought it was
Speaker 7: incredible and every single person sat through there, and I'm like,
Speaker 7: is this Tom Cruise effect?
Speaker 3: Had the word gotten out that it was like that?
Speaker 5: Okay?
Speaker 7: Now did he say that in his thing? Yeah, okay,
Speaker 7: he said stick around through the credits. Now, before the
Speaker 7: movie air there was a big Mission Impossible promo and
Speaker 7: he wants everyone to come see that in the theater.
Speaker 7: So maybe this is like, I don't know, the Triple
Speaker 7: Dipper coming to the table before Mission Impossible. He's like, hey, man,
Speaker 7: enjoy the Southwestern egg rolls.
Speaker 5: I could be.
Speaker 7: And also he's smart because he's like, what seventy eight
Speaker 7: years old? Now he looks good though he knows he's like, okay,
Speaker 7: what are all the young people rushing out to see?
Speaker 7: I'll attach myself to that smart very similar. This is
Speaker 7: the whole reason we have Kat and Christina on our Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 3: We're dying to get kids back in the theater though,
Speaker 3: and that's what this movie is doing.
Speaker 9: It.
Speaker 5: My kids went and saw it. I had no interest
Speaker 5: in this movie because I'd seen the trailer so many times. Man,
Speaker 5: We're going to see it tonight just because the buzz
Speaker 5: and people when word gets out the thing is awesome. Yeah,
Speaker 5: then you're like, Okay, I need to go see it.
Speaker 5: So we're going tonight. And I'm not going to spoil
Speaker 5: any part of it because I know you're gonna go
Speaker 5: see it. But it ties into religion and it and
Speaker 5: it goes back to Jim Crow and the racest South
Speaker 5: and then Christianity versus blues music and voodoo and all
Speaker 5: all that stuff.
Speaker 3: Man, it is fascinating.
Speaker 5: It is.
Speaker 7: It is a movie that has about a gazillion Easter
Speaker 7: eggs in it go pretty deep. I'll probably go see
Speaker 7: it at some point. It's something that looks like I'd
Speaker 7: want to see. And they actually cared about the filmography
Speaker 7: and everything, and they use all these different cameras to
Speaker 7: shoot it, and it's definitely worth seeing in a big theater.
Speaker 5: So that's it.
Speaker 7: Because when you when it first came out, people were
Speaker 7: talking about centers. I definitely thought it was going to
Speaker 7: be about like Chamberlain and Jabbar and Travis Frederick and
Speaker 7: the pouncy brother that plays center and.
Speaker 5: That is what's his name, Marquis Piece and Mary's Mari's.
Speaker 7: Okay, Well, it's interesting you brought that up because I
Speaker 7: think that that ties into a brand new segment we
Speaker 7: are gonna do next called thing Skin is Tracking, and
Speaker 7: I have some very predictable yet shocking financial news from
Speaker 7: the world of movies, and we'll do that next right
Speaker 7: here on ninety seven point one. The Eagle coming up
Speaker 7: here in thirty minutes, we're going to go into the
Speaker 7: wayback machine and remember the time that Ben had an
Speaker 7: issue with the barn Swallow.
Speaker 3: But right now it's time for this.
Speaker 5: Track, another edition of things Skin is Tracking.
Speaker 3: All right, thank you guys. So I'm very interested in this.
Speaker 7: Bennett just mentioned, you know, Cinners being this big box
Speaker 7: office thing, and it's good and I don't know if
Speaker 7: you guys saw the news story this weekend, but you know,
Speaker 7: there's been all this talk about tariffs, and Trump had
Speaker 7: a tweet about doing a tariff on foreign films.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I saw that. I didn't understand it. No one
Speaker 3: understands it.
Speaker 7: But we had that conversation a couple weeks ago where
Speaker 7: we were talking about it was Spielberg who said the
Speaker 7: best American made movie is The Godfather.
Speaker 3: It's like, well, what all does that entail?
Speaker 7: Well, just so you know, the we export way more
Speaker 7: American movies than we import, right, And so that's why
Speaker 7: one of the things that was big about Sinners is
Speaker 7: all right, what is its national gross?
Speaker 3: And then what is its global gross?
Speaker 7: Because you can have a big domestic box office, but
Speaker 7: then you get a big international box office and then
Speaker 7: that really boosts things dramatically. What is the movie that
Speaker 7: came out this weekend with the superheroes Thunderbolts?
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, Thunderbolts.
Speaker 7: Yes, Okay, so it did great considering it didn't have
Speaker 7: any big name superheroes in it, but part of it
Speaker 7: is that it had a huge international gross as well.
Speaker 5: Well.
Speaker 7: I'm wondering if you guys are tracking either the domestic
Speaker 7: or the international gross for a movie that came out
Speaker 7: this weekend. Besides Thunderbolts, Was there any movie that you
Speaker 7: guys were aware of that was on your radar that
Speaker 7: came out this weekend?
Speaker 3: Anything that you can think of?
Speaker 5: No, I mean I didn't.
Speaker 3: I saw the when I was at the theater.
Speaker 7: I saw a bunch of ads for Thunderbolts, but other
Speaker 7: than that, I really hadn't heard anything about it.
Speaker 5: It was Centers, was the I know, Fantastic Force coming
Speaker 5: and I'm just my calendar is all about the Tim
Speaker 5: Robinson Paul Rudd thing May twenty three.
Speaker 7: Which is getting unbelievable pre buzz. They're like, this is
Speaker 7: the funniest movie in forever, so I'm sure we'll be
Speaker 7: all over that. Did you guys know that this was
Speaker 7: opening weekend for the movie Rust?
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I'd heard about that.
Speaker 7: Now why did they move forward, finish it and release
Speaker 7: it to honor the the camera woman?
Speaker 3: Who or the filmographer?
Speaker 9: What was?
Speaker 7: I think that's one of the best questions anyone's ever asked,
Speaker 7: and I think it'll be asked forever in the history
Speaker 7: of not only film but business. Because I stumbled across
Speaker 7: these numbers. I didn't even know it was coming out
Speaker 7: this weekend. Had y'all heard that it was coming out.
Speaker 7: I heard that it was still coming out, and I
Speaker 7: was like, what I had to like double glan and
Speaker 7: I one I. When it was told to me, it
Speaker 7: was like to honor the woman's life because she was
Speaker 7: the videographer film. Yeah, director of photography, and I was like,
Speaker 7: that's her last work, and so I'm like really, and
Speaker 7: actually she might have even just been the camera operator.
Speaker 5: I'm not sure.
Speaker 7: Okay, So if you guys don't know, Listening Rust is
Speaker 7: the movie that Alec Baldwin produced and starred in in
Speaker 7: which he accidentally shot the lady behind the camera when
Speaker 7: they were rehearsing, and he killed her and it was
Speaker 7: a big controversy. This movie opened in one hundred and
Speaker 7: fifteen theaters this weekend. Okay, I just want why don't
Speaker 7: we do this game style? We'll go around the horn.
Speaker 7: We'll start with you, Christina. How much money do you
Speaker 7: think this movie gross domestically at one hundred and fifteen
Speaker 7: theaters this weekend?
Speaker 8: What would be good and bad?
Speaker 7: I think good for one hundred and fifteen theaters on
Speaker 7: an opening weekend is probably in an independent movie is
Speaker 7: probably anywhere to five to eight million dollars Okay, okay,
Speaker 7: I'm throwing that out there could be wrong.
Speaker 8: I'll go four million.
Speaker 5: I'm gonna say one million.
Speaker 3: Ben, let's see, price is right style one million and
Speaker 3: one dollar.
Speaker 5: I should have set a dollar, shouldn't I?
Speaker 3: In one hundred and fifteen theaters rust the Alec Baldwin
Speaker 3: film gross twenty five thousand dollars. No one wants to
Speaker 3: see a western right now. No one wants to see
Speaker 3: Alec Baldwin, and no one wants to sit in the
Speaker 3: darkness of that movie in its story that is off.
Speaker 7: I went and did the math because you know, I
Speaker 7: can't do it off the top of my head anymore. Basically,
Speaker 7: it averaged two hundred and seventeen dollars per theater on
Speaker 7: opening weekend. I don't think you can go to see
Speaker 7: a movie for a family of four with two hundred
Speaker 7: and seventeen dollars anymore, can you?
Speaker 1: Wow?
Speaker 4: And that's probably because of what you said. None of
Speaker 4: us had any idea that it was the opening weekend, right.
Speaker 4: They probably buried all the promo because.
Speaker 7: Of Yeah, And then you don't also want to spend
Speaker 7: money on advertising for a movie that's going to.
Speaker 5: Fail, right his fee alone, Alec Baldwin's fee to be
Speaker 5: in the movie had to be astronomical.
Speaker 7: Well, I think he was the executive producer, which means
Speaker 7: he probably took less. He's the one who's bathing in it,
Speaker 7: which is why for the last month or so you
Speaker 7: could see his new reality show Life with the Baldwin.
Speaker 3: They're yeah, he's so rich. And I could never figure
Speaker 3: out why he is doing a Western in New Mexico.
Speaker 3: Doing that work? Just do something else?
Speaker 5: Like why?
Speaker 3: Very strange to me.
Speaker 7: Why do these old white guys get caught up and
Speaker 7: I want to sink my family fortune into a Western?
Speaker 3: I don't understand what is wrong with these people?
Speaker 7: All right, there it is, there's our things. Skin Weight
Speaker 7: is tracking. Coming up next in the Hollywood Shuffle, the
Speaker 7: series finale of a show we all love.
Speaker 3: We'll discuss it next.
Speaker 5: Juice Mos Hot Gods come stay on top in the shovel.
Speaker 3: I am O is a abbreviation of in my opinion
Speaker 3: and I am O.
Speaker 5: HBO slash Max is the bell of the ball when
Speaker 5: it comes to just making TV shows right now. The
Speaker 5: quality is always gonna be good. And last night we
Speaker 5: had a series finale of an HBO comedy after four seasons.
Speaker 5: The Righteous Gymstones is now done. It's in the books.
Speaker 3: Well now, I no matter what's caught up, We're not
Speaker 3: gonna talk about the.
Speaker 5: Show too much, spoiler it or anything like that. We're
Speaker 5: not gonna do that. But I was thinking, where does
Speaker 5: this stand on the echelon of HBO comedies of all time?
Speaker 5: There's a lot of shows that'll come up to but oh, yeah,
Speaker 5: that's an HBO one.
Speaker 3: So I want to say, Ben, you're probably the only
Speaker 3: one of the shows caught up in what I seen it.
Speaker 4: I thought I caught up, but I did watch just
Speaker 4: the preview of it last night after we watched Last
Speaker 4: of Us and I died laughing, and that was just yea, yeah,
Speaker 4: the preview.
Speaker 3: So yeah, that show.
Speaker 7: That show is interesting to me because I did I
Speaker 7: thought it was great, but I thought two characters in
Speaker 7: particular were outrageously funny, and I had I look forward
Speaker 7: to see him, first of all, Danny McBride. I laugh
Speaker 7: at anything he does, So Jesse Jimstone was great, but
Speaker 7: by no means we'll see the funniest character on that show.
Speaker 7: It was Uncle Baby Billy. Walt Goggins is one of
Speaker 7: the greatest characters in the history of entertainment. Like, I
Speaker 7: can't even fathom how outrageously funny that character is.
Speaker 3: He stole the show. I thought he was the MVP
Speaker 3: of the whole show.
Speaker 7: And then Judy Jimstone, I don't I mean, I guess
Speaker 7: she was in Vice Principals too, is it Eddie Edie Patterson?
Speaker 7: Edie Patterson, I don't even know her name. She was
Speaker 7: a close runner up to Baby Billy in that show,
Speaker 7: Dude Cheer. Her dialogue was off the charts awesome. So
Speaker 7: I have only seen for three or four episodes of
Speaker 7: season one of Righteous Gemstones, and like Ben Love Danny McBride,
Speaker 7: I loved the tone of all that stuff, and I
Speaker 7: loved Eastbound and Down, but I got bored with it
Speaker 7: after a while. And then I don't even know if
Speaker 7: I ever finished it, because I was like, hey, you know,
Speaker 7: I don't know. And then Vice Principals came out and
Speaker 7: thought that that was damn near perfect because they did
Speaker 7: two seasons and then they wrapped it up. No, that's
Speaker 7: a great point, because it's a lot like an SNL
Speaker 7: sketch mm hmm, like there's a there's enough there that Okay,
Speaker 7: that's a fascinating character, but if you go too long,
Speaker 7: it's gonna get drawn.
Speaker 3: I like, there maybe wasn't enough here for that.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 7: I kind of got lost in the Righteous Gymstones along
Speaker 7: the way too for that reason. But I got jumped
Speaker 7: back in here at the end, and Baby Billy brought
Speaker 7: it all home. I will say that y'all's reaction to
Speaker 7: this show has made me think, Okay, I should go
Speaker 7: watch it because I absolutely loved Vice Principles.
Speaker 3: I loved it.
Speaker 5: I like it more than Righter's Jimstones. But that's just
Speaker 5: more Walt Goggins. And then the sassy character that will
Speaker 5: God his mother and the relationship between him and his
Speaker 5: mother in law. He brings a lot of that to
Speaker 5: this too, relationships. And it didn't even write so like
Speaker 5: you spend down was more about like solo, okay, and
Speaker 5: then I'd like the buddy thing with Vice Principals and
Speaker 5: this was more story. Yeah, and you get like into
Speaker 5: it John Goodman's doing and you know Adam de from
Speaker 5: Workaholics and all that stuff. Pretty wild ending and pretty dark,
Speaker 5: and it could have gone a lot of different ways.
Speaker 5: We won't talk about that too much.
Speaker 3: Fuzz think about these shows and I was sitting there going, man,
Speaker 3: I like to show a lot, but I'm not certain
Speaker 3: that it's a top ten favorite HBO comedy of mine. Okay,
Speaker 3: so I'm just gonna list a few. Veep is my
Speaker 3: number one HBO comedy of all time. I failed by
Speaker 3: not watching that. You have to okay, and it's.
Speaker 5: It's was made eleven years ago and it predicted everything
Speaker 5: that's happened in the last eleven years.
Speaker 7: Yeah, it's very good and I love it. But for me,
Speaker 7: Curb Your Enthusiasm is maybe the most perfect show ever.
Speaker 3: I cove had to recuse myself from these. I haven't
Speaker 3: seen all of CERB.
Speaker 7: I can already tell you my top two HBO comedy
Speaker 7: shows of all time, and it's not even close. It's
Speaker 7: Curb Your Enthusiasm and it's Mister Show Show.
Speaker 5: Yep.
Speaker 7: Those are my two fades. And there's a bunch that
Speaker 7: I love, but those are just like far and away
Speaker 7: the leaders. I have Larry Sanders show on there ahead
Speaker 7: of Righteous Jimstones.
Speaker 3: Okay, Okay, I just love playing on the late night
Speaker 3: talk show Flight oft the Concords.
Speaker 5: I did not have Flight of the Concords above it.
Speaker 5: I liked Flight of the Concords, but I didn't love it. Dude.
Speaker 5: The Tenacious d first season I liked, but it's like,
Speaker 5: I'd rather just listen to the album, But all those
Speaker 5: bits from the album are in the show ahead of
Speaker 5: Righteous jimsones for me?
Speaker 3: Is he spounding down?
Speaker 5: Still? The season one is so good. Season two when
Speaker 5: they go to Mexico is very good. They got way
Speaker 5: lost in season three and four. I have Silicon Valley
Speaker 5: above Righteous jim Stones. Are we including the John Oliver
Speaker 5: in this whole thinger? Is that can its own category?
Speaker 1: You know what?
Speaker 5: If we are, then I would have to consider that.
Speaker 5: But I think it's its own category, kind of like
Speaker 5: where Bill Maher is or whatever. I have Bury ahead
Speaker 5: of Righteous Jim Stones. I have vice Principals ahead of
Speaker 5: Righteous Jim Stones. So come by crashing. Pete Holmes is
Speaker 5: a comedian man for three seasons, and it's wonderful.
Speaker 3: I got bored with him. I know everyone gets bored
Speaker 3: with him because he's awkward guy that shows the most,
Speaker 3: and I've comedians have been like, Dude, this is the
Speaker 3: most realistic take on what it takes to be a
Speaker 3: stand up comedian in New York.
Speaker 7: Just the work your way up thing. Ali, g Oh
Speaker 7: my god. Hell, yes, I forgot about how that's gotta
Speaker 7: be up there for me.
Speaker 3: That's in fact, I haven't seen all that. That's definitely
Speaker 3: top five for me, maybe top three.
Speaker 5: This show.
Speaker 3: I'm just just because we're talking about this. I haven't
Speaker 3: seen the show Girls. I liked Girls quite a bit.
Speaker 3: I could see getting board with it, but I liked
Speaker 3: it a lot, and the acting on it is awesome. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I missed that one. I don't know why. It's great.
Speaker 5: Hacks one's tons of awards, but I've quit it twice,
Speaker 5: and I was like, should I give it a third
Speaker 5: shot and try not to quit it? I think it's fine. Man.
Speaker 5: I really like the rehearsal on HBO, But I don't
Speaker 5: even know that you can call it a comedy. That's
Speaker 5: more of like a science experiment.
Speaker 8: Are you know it was still going?
Speaker 3: Are y'all watching the new one at all?
Speaker 5: I am.
Speaker 3: I've dabbled in it. It's really cool.
Speaker 5: It's it's so strange, so stupid. It's so strange you
Speaker 5: can't tell exactly what's happening on it. He takes it
Speaker 5: into some weird places, but he always has a serious
Speaker 5: facial expression. I never know what I know that guy
Speaker 5: is really good at that though, So there you go.
Speaker 3: I know that's a righte.
Speaker 5: Gyps is wonderful and I can't wait to see what
Speaker 5: he does next because he brings back all these people
Speaker 5: he moved to Charleston.
Speaker 3: Like, he does not live to La Life anymore.
Speaker 7: Are you guys not gonna put the white Uh? Did
Speaker 7: he live in Charlotte? It's Charleston, Charleston. Yeah, Well, are
Speaker 7: you guys not gonna put white lotus on there? As
Speaker 7: much as you love that, that's not think of it
Speaker 7: as a comedy as much as a drama. But I
Speaker 7: guess it could be a comedy.
Speaker 3: It could be.
Speaker 7: It's funny. I mean it's it's probably got more comedy
Speaker 7: in it than Barry.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it might be true.
Speaker 10: There was.
Speaker 3: I don't think any of y'all watched the show that
Speaker 3: Mike White did with Laura dern.
Speaker 1: Oh Man.
Speaker 3: The hell is that called? There's just two seasons of
Speaker 3: it called something or other. Huh, I'll look it up.
Speaker 3: I'll look it up during the next song.
Speaker 7: All right, we got just over three minutes and we're
Speaker 7: gonna crank up the way back machine and get back
Speaker 7: into the old barn swallow situation. Is it a story
Speaker 7: about farm life or is it a bird that's pestering
Speaker 7: my house? All that's coming your way? Next The Ben
Speaker 7: and Skin Show ninety seven point one The Eagle. Now listen,
Speaker 7: we like to give things away, and if you know
Speaker 7: that you've been listening to the show, you know that,
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Speaker 7: person to leave a talk back with their name, their
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Speaker 7: question what movie did Ben go to the theater to
Speaker 7: see this weekend? We talked about it in the opening segment.
Speaker 7: If you listen, you know see you got to listen
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Speaker 7: question what movie did Been go see this weekend in
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Speaker 7: lots of stuff to get to. But right now it's
Speaker 7: time for this.
Speaker 3: Trying to the wind to get worbot.
Speaker 5: Yes, and it is a Sinko to Myos story. It's
Speaker 5: not today Sinco to Mayos. Thought that was interesting speciality.
Speaker 5: A lot of polls have shown that thirteen percent of
Speaker 5: Americans have no idea what Sinko Demayo's all about. I
Speaker 5: thought it would be ninety percent of Americans don't know.
Speaker 3: I'm not one hundred percent of the intricate details of it.
Speaker 7: It has something to do with Mexican independence from Spain, correct,
Speaker 7: And isn't it worsted me?
Speaker 3: I have no idea.
Speaker 7: I think you just supposed to drink Mexican beers that
Speaker 7: day and mitchellatas tequila margarita marg's.
Speaker 3: It's the day that the sink hole opened.
Speaker 5: No, that's sink hole to Mayao. So Mexican victory over
Speaker 5: the French at the Battle of Puebla. Oh, the French
Speaker 5: May fifth, eighteen sixty two, so swallowed them. We wei, mofos,
Speaker 5: you got your ass headed to you by our Mexican friends.
Speaker 5: Yep uh. The wayback machine does take us back to
Speaker 5: something that happened, though this would be May fifth, twenty seventeen.
Speaker 5: Ben was having a problem was something that he described
Speaker 5: as a swallow. That was a problem. Let's just hear
Speaker 5: the audio and then discuss guys. They're not bats, apparently
Speaker 5: they are. What are They're a bird and there's two
Speaker 5: of them, hawks and they are known as barn swallows. Shocking.
Speaker 3: That's kind of hot.
Speaker 7: So they're birds, they're swallows. That's the kind of old bird.
Speaker 7: You want one that's experienced and.
Speaker 3: It's going to be in that situation and do it right, guys.
Speaker 7: Newsman Jody Dean weighed in on this all the Facebook
Speaker 7: page shocking.
Speaker 3: He says, old I.
Speaker 7: Got a lot of experience with this guy. A lot
Speaker 7: of these old birds love my program, he says. Barn
Speaker 7: swallows are fast, highly maneuverable, and aggressive. When they get
Speaker 7: close in to the source of their irritation, they'll turn
Speaker 7: their evil little heads towards you and screech at your face,
Speaker 7: beaks wide open. They're so terrifying that they have very
Speaker 7: few predators and even scare hawks and giant birds, which
Speaker 7: they've even known to uh, which with which they've been
Speaker 7: known to cooperate. Wow, hold on, please stop, I gotta
Speaker 7: they don't even have they don't have arms or dams. Okay,
Speaker 7: birds don't have necks, so they're not looking around. And secondly,
Speaker 7: did he just cut and paste a Wikipedia things?
Speaker 5: And the idea of Jody Dean copying and pasting to
Speaker 5: other Wikipedia on your Facebook post and a comment is
Speaker 5: hilarious to me.
Speaker 7: Man, those things are a pain in the ass, and
Speaker 7: if they ever infiltrate your front porch, there's very little
Speaker 7: things you can do to get rid of them because
Speaker 7: of bird laws and.
Speaker 3: You're not allowed.
Speaker 7: They're like, I don't know if they're endangered or what
Speaker 7: the deal is, but hypothetically, if your kids had orbi guns,
Speaker 7: it would be illegal for you to shoot those orbie
Speaker 7: guns at the birds. Those types of orbi guns they
Speaker 7: shoot out these little water pellets. It wouldn't be enough
Speaker 7: to kill a bird, but it would be enough to
Speaker 7: send a message to those birds take your asses somewhere else.
Speaker 3: YEP.
Speaker 7: I would personally support anyone who just was to entertain
Speaker 7: all ideas that were legal to handle that situation. I
Speaker 7: personally never did anything illegal. Shout out to the orbi gun.
Speaker 7: I've seen an orby gun take a bird's eye out
Speaker 7: a little sea, little bird of an ipatch.
Speaker 3: Yeah, usually it's a parrot yep.
Speaker 11: Yeah.
Speaker 5: In Texas we protect all of our birds pretty much
Speaker 5: except for pigeons. Pigeons you can just go murder at
Speaker 5: any time. Yeah, which is wrong. You know they're they're
Speaker 5: bothering you.
Speaker 7: Also doves, because they're a bird of peace. They take
Speaker 7: over your front porch and then they dive bomb you.
Speaker 7: They will take your eye out.
Speaker 3: Pigeons, Yeah, you gotta have a permit if you're going
Speaker 3: to kill them. Does this ever get solved? This is
Speaker 3: a long time.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 3: You still have the problem yearly do you around this time?
Speaker 3: Do you have swallows some?
Speaker 12: Uh?
Speaker 7: Yeah, it's it's never really swallow. Thing has never really
Speaker 7: worked out for me. Why because as you're not into it? No,
Speaker 7: I'm very much you like birds? Yeah, I like birds. Uh,
Speaker 7: it just doesn't seem to be doesn't seem to go
Speaker 7: hand in hand in my with my situation.
Speaker 1: Is that right?
Speaker 5: Yeah, because they're a nuisance. If they take over your
Speaker 5: front door, you can't do anything to get rid of them.
Speaker 5: Kat said, you can get a permit taken out for that.
Speaker 3: Did you get a permit? KT?
Speaker 10: I did not?
Speaker 5: Okay, So for you it's just let it happen. Oh,
Speaker 5: the birds and the nesting, yeah right, and just whatever
Speaker 5: happens happened. And you're like, hey, yeah, I didn't know
Speaker 5: what you're gonna do. One thing to watch Fords seriously though,
Speaker 5: on this uh bit of climate talk here, Yeah, just
Speaker 5: letting you know. Things are pushed back about a month
Speaker 5: this year. It's gonna get hotter a little bit later.
Speaker 5: You're gonna see the mosquitos come out a little bit later.
Speaker 5: You're probably used to see a lot of mosquie goes
Speaker 5: in May. You'll be getting them in late May and
Speaker 5: early June. Things are different than it used to be
Speaker 5: growing up, Our seasons have changed by one month.
Speaker 3: It's fantastic forward. How long do you wait before kissing
Speaker 3: your front ports? Goodbye?
Speaker 13: What?
Speaker 14: What?
Speaker 3: What does that mean? Hold on, don't answer that. Let
Speaker 3: him talk some more. You're sending you're saying you had
Speaker 3: a tit mouse problem.
Speaker 8: No, no, not right now?
Speaker 1: What now?
Speaker 3: She said? A nip rat coming up next?
Speaker 5: Different bird.
Speaker 3: Coming up next?
Speaker 7: What's going on in Dallas? Right here on the east?
Speaker 7: I doubt we'll get into very much cowboys talk. There's
Speaker 7: really not a lot of cowboys stuff going on. They
Speaker 7: did have their rookie mini camp, right.
Speaker 1: Is that what that was?
Speaker 5: And I'm hearing a lot of stuff about Shody. I'm
Speaker 5: hearing Shoty's nickname a lot Shody Shody, Shoddy Shody.
Speaker 7: Shot He's changing the culture. It's his birthday. He's changing
Speaker 7: the whole culture. Yeah, like how he was a part
Speaker 7: of the other culture. Well, no, McCarthy's culture is overbearing
Speaker 7: and doesn't let any other.
Speaker 5: Culture seep through. So it's a whole new culture. And
Speaker 5: he rearranged from the guys in the locker room. He's
Speaker 5: now got Dak and Miket right next to each other,
Speaker 5: and that's changing the whole culture. Speaking of McCarthy and
Speaker 5: his culture, did you guys see that there's a Gallagher documentary? Really?
Speaker 7: I thought you were gonna go back to the barn
Speaker 7: Swallow story, and I hope McCarthy's in it. Apparently Gallagher
Speaker 7: ended up being a very angry, bitter man when it
Speaker 7: was all suddennes.
Speaker 5: For those who don't know, Gallagher is a comedian. He's
Speaker 5: just smashed watermelons in i'd say late seventies and then
Speaker 5: on into the early eighties.
Speaker 7: But very famously, Mike McCarthy smashed watermelons to get his
Speaker 7: team motivated, change the whole culture, change the culture, and
Speaker 7: then went back to the watermelon. Well like a couple
Speaker 7: of weeks later, didn't he a big win though? All right,
Speaker 7: we will dive into some sports four amazing game sevens.
Speaker 7: A lot to discuss coming up about ten minutes, but
Speaker 7: right now it's time for this.
Speaker 13: What's going on in Dallas?
Speaker 5: A good question?
Speaker 1: What is going on?
Speaker 5: DFW City has been named a top five most liveable
Speaker 5: city in the United States, according to this one place
Speaker 5: called Liveability. It's actually a website. They go through and
Speaker 5: they they find out, they get all these things about it.
Speaker 5: Maybe it's economics, maybe it's housing, schools, bro schools, Oh,
Speaker 5: very important, Yeah, things like that. So what city in
Speaker 5: DFW is in the top five? I know, do you know,
Speaker 5: Ben No, I would guess like number one? Actually is
Speaker 5: that one in the country? Yes, Frisco, Texas. It's not Frisco, Christina.
Speaker 8: Is it Plano?
Speaker 5: It's not Plano. Darlington Gardens, it's not Darlington Gardens. And
Speaker 5: that's in Arlington, right, It's.
Speaker 7: In the middle of Arlington and it's completely surrounded by Arlington.
Speaker 7: It's like an island with no w inside Arlington, Hite Farms.
Speaker 5: White Farms did not make it. I'll give you a
Speaker 5: hint here. Sugar Land is number three. Oh Houston down there?
Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, it's Salina, isn't it not?
Speaker 3: Okay, hold on, give me.
Speaker 7: If I'm standing at LBJ and seventy five and I'm
Speaker 7: about to get run over, is this city northwest, east
Speaker 7: or south of me? I can't believe I work with
Speaker 7: three people that don't know any of.
Speaker 5: The direct I know I should do that.
Speaker 3: I do know that, but I'm not. I don't walk
Speaker 3: around with a compass and go where'd the sun set?
Speaker 5: Like?
Speaker 3: If I am.
Speaker 7: If I know like where the starting point is, and
Speaker 7: I know what is north, south east to west of here,
Speaker 7: that's fine. If I'm just sitting at a patio bar,
Speaker 7: I'm not like tracking. Okay, well, my back is to
Speaker 7: the south.
Speaker 8: It's funny as I thought of that.
Speaker 4: Yesterday, I was in the hammock for like a two
Speaker 4: or three hours and I noticed the sun was moving
Speaker 4: in a certain direction. I was like, skin would be
Speaker 4: so proud because I know that that is west now
Speaker 4: because the sun is setting?
Speaker 1: What right?
Speaker 3: That's very good Christian.
Speaker 5: I'm no so I know like from certain landmarks where
Speaker 5: I'm at, like from where we're at right now, I
Speaker 5: know where north is in southst But like on any
Speaker 5: given time where I'm at, I could be in a
Speaker 5: lot of different places.
Speaker 3: One on, I'll five at the grocery store, I don't
Speaker 3: know what north is. What a dumbass, No, I agree,
Speaker 3: But I can tell you your question.
Speaker 5: The reason I didn't know the answer directly is because
Speaker 5: I didn't for sure know the north of the south
Speaker 5: part of where this was. But I know now, okay,
Speaker 5: so where what is it?
Speaker 3: From there?
Speaker 7: So if I'm at seventy five and six thirty five,
Speaker 7: you're saying that it's northwest of there?
Speaker 3: Yes, okay, Denton.
Speaker 5: No, no, that would be that'd be north and west.
Speaker 8: Okay, thank you.
Speaker 5: But there's bad hints. Here's here's a here's a good hint.
Speaker 5: Let's get a good hand. Little Elm, not little Elm.
Speaker 5: This is the place that famously had in a high
Speaker 5: school football game and like oh eight, the banana and
Speaker 5: the gorilla ran onto the field during the game, crowley
Speaker 5: and the banana chased the gorilla.
Speaker 7: That was only meaningful for you because that's your favorite bit,
Speaker 7: is the crowley that it was like Crowley White Settlement.
Speaker 3: But it's the first thing I think of when I
Speaker 3: hear this place.
Speaker 5: No, your winner is a bunch of listeners out there
Speaker 5: pounding their steering wheel, going damn it.
Speaker 7: Why don't they say the city I live there? Castle
Speaker 7: Hills Nope, Nope, nope, the colony nope. F forty wait
Speaker 7: forty southeast No, Farmersville no.
Speaker 5: Two words. Flower Mound, Flow Mo Flower Mound.
Speaker 3: Flower Moundluerville number one most livable city in the United
Speaker 3: States according to this Place. Really, I'm gonna go there
Speaker 3: after the show.
Speaker 5: They really like that.
Speaker 3: The population is not so huge, is like over five
Speaker 3: hundred thousand people?
Speaker 9: You have?
Speaker 13: What is it?
Speaker 1: Uh?
Speaker 5: You know what I don't hear.
Speaker 7: I'm gonna guess that Flower Mound has a population of
Speaker 7: ninety seven thousand.
Speaker 3: Where exactly is that? So by Lewisville?
Speaker 5: Is it Southlake?
Speaker 3: By Southlake?
Speaker 7: It's kind of headed that direction, but it's it's it's
Speaker 7: adjacent to Lewisville.
Speaker 5: Yeah, between Louisville and Rono because would be my and
Speaker 5: north of grape Vine there you go north of Great
Speaker 5: Vine Lake.
Speaker 3: That's probably the best way to put it. Yeah.
Speaker 5: The thing about Flomo though it says this, and this
Speaker 5: was a shocking number to me. So over two thousand
Speaker 5: businesses operated a farm Mound. The average household income in
Speaker 5: Flower Mound is two hundred and.
Speaker 3: Sixteen thousand dollars. Fantast you're telling me the husbands and
Speaker 3: wives are bringing in six digch They got good bread out,
Speaker 3: good bread out there? Are the men doing well and
Speaker 3: the women are bringing home like fifty? What are you
Speaker 3: You're trying to put those women in the kitchen? What
Speaker 3: are you doing?
Speaker 5: Maybe household income? The husband may be at home taking
Speaker 5: care of the kids. You probably a lot of that
Speaker 5: going on this day.
Speaker 8: I would have seen they're both making about one hundred
Speaker 8: k and they're both bringing that.
Speaker 3: That's very sensible. Christie. Yeah, for the same work too.
Speaker 5: Right now?
Speaker 3: The jobs are you doing that pay you that much money?
Speaker 5: Yeah? I don't know. It is got a lot of
Speaker 5: pharmaceutical sales out there. I am moving to Flower Mound
Speaker 5: next week.
Speaker 3: You don't have the bulls to move to flour Mount.
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Speaker 7: When I ask you guys quickly, I went and looked
Speaker 7: it up. I'm going to set the over under at
Speaker 7: seventy five thousand people over or under on residents in
Speaker 7: Flower Mound. No clue KT Oh my god, over under
Speaker 7: seventy five five thousand people over, Christina over, it is over.
Speaker 3: It is right at eighty thousand.
Speaker 8: Wow, I saw eighty one thousand.
Speaker 3: Oh you look it up. Okay, girl at a girl.
Speaker 5: All right.
Speaker 7: Before we get to sports, we're about to talk about
Speaker 7: Game sevens. I just sent you guys a video. I
Speaker 7: want you to watch it in real time on your
Speaker 7: phone because we're about to do In fact, go ahead,
Speaker 7: and hit the intro, Christina, Now let's.
Speaker 5: Cool around the sports. KT fun tweets has all the sports.
Speaker 7: Ye all right, but if I'm gonna hijack it from KT,
Speaker 7: because we're about to talk about all the game sevens.
Speaker 7: And there was a Game seven last night in Houston,
Speaker 7: the Warriors and the Rockets, and I just sent you
Speaker 7: guys a video and I want you to watch. The
Speaker 7: video is on NBC their sports feed, and it's Steph
Speaker 7: Curry doing his pregame warm up. And Steph Curry, if
Speaker 7: you've ever seen, he goes out there and does a
Speaker 7: bunch of stuff and sometimes he'll incorporate people sitting around him.
Speaker 3: Have you guys gotten to that part of the video yet?
Speaker 3: Did you see who step that assist?
Speaker 1: I did not.
Speaker 7: That is our buddy Will Eubanks, who is a friend
Speaker 7: of mine and Ben's and KT's. I don't know if
Speaker 7: you've ever met him, Christina, but he was sitting down
Speaker 7: there watching Steph get warmed up, and Steph kicked him
Speaker 7: a pass, like off his elbow or something. Will caught it,
Speaker 7: fed it right back to him. Steph drains the three
Speaker 7: and he runs off the.
Speaker 4: Court and yeah, your friend Will stands up like, oh
Speaker 4: my god, that's cool.
Speaker 5: He's amazing.
Speaker 3: He lives a charmed life, that guy.
Speaker 7: But what you saw there was you saw Steph Curry,
Speaker 7: who has been such a badass for so many years
Speaker 7: heading into a Game seven against a young, inexperienced Houston team.
Speaker 7: It was kind of close until the end, and then
Speaker 7: Golden State whipped their ass because they have Draymond Green
Speaker 7: and Steph Curry and even Jimmy Butler who's played in
Speaker 7: a bunch of finals games and stuff, and when it
Speaker 7: comes down to a game seven, I know it's great
Speaker 7: to have youthful energy and all that stuff, but man,
Speaker 7: give me experience in a game seven every single time.
Speaker 5: Yeah, have you reached that point to it's the fourth
Speaker 5: quarter of game seven and you've made it that far
Speaker 5: and youth hasn't won over experienced by that point, it's
Speaker 5: pretty much curtains.
Speaker 7: Yeah, because that sort of championship pedigree that they have
Speaker 7: that they roll out there, all that experience, there's no
Speaker 7: way they're going to lose.
Speaker 5: That they are not intimidated by the moment. Whatso So,
Speaker 5: the West, we have the one and the four, Okay,
Speaker 5: see Denver and the six and the seven, who's got
Speaker 5: a six at a seven Minnesota and Golden State. So
Speaker 5: think about that then, and I believe, well, no, no, no,
Speaker 5: that's not right. Two three, five, gone, yeah, Houston, that's
Speaker 5: someone else. Oh, the Lakers, and it's uh Denver. Yeah,
Speaker 5: I'm sorry, and it's the Clippers. No, the Clippers lost, dude,
Speaker 5: that there were the five Oh yeah, yeah yeah, Houston,
Speaker 5: LA and the Clippers. Yes, both LA's those are the two, three, five.
Speaker 3: But the game always does like jockeying for position in
Speaker 3: the West, and you have a six in to seven.
Speaker 7: Yeah, because there was so much but there was so
Speaker 7: little separation by the end of the year, is like
Speaker 7: one and a half games all the way from you know, four,
Speaker 7: all the way on down.
Speaker 3: It all got who now moving forward?
Speaker 7: So Oklahoma City hosts Denver and Minnesota host Golden State.
Speaker 7: The other thing I'd say about Houston being a two seed, Man,
Speaker 7: if I was gonna draw a two seed, I'd love
Speaker 7: to draw a two seed with a bunch of young guys.
Speaker 7: And you know, no, that was a great draw for
Speaker 7: Golden State.
Speaker 5: Okay, so oh go ahead, Well, so Oklahoma City will
Speaker 5: beat Denver, I met Dinnesota will beat Golden State.
Speaker 7: I would think that would happen. Uh, you know, I
Speaker 7: think Golden State's got a good chance against Minnesota. I
Speaker 7: think they got a much better shot than Denver has.
Speaker 7: But I think it's a little different with Golden State's
Speaker 7: small ball lineup playing go Bear off the floor than
Speaker 7: the Lakers small ball lineup. I don't think the Lakers
Speaker 7: had a good small ball lineup. When you have Draymond
Speaker 7: Green and Jimmy Butler and your small ball lineup, you
Speaker 7: got two dogs that go in there and get rebounds
Speaker 7: against some footers. Rudy go Bear is gonna have to
Speaker 7: run around on the perimeter. And this is what the
Speaker 7: Mavericks did to the timber Wolves. They ran Rudy right
Speaker 7: off the floor. Was it this season that Draymond choked
Speaker 7: Rudy Gobert? Was it last year?
Speaker 5: I was a couple of years ago, And you could
Speaker 5: have asked that question anytime over the last ten years,
Speaker 5: like literally choking Pad, he choke? Who's balls did he
Speaker 5: step on?
Speaker 10: Yeah?
Speaker 5: That guy, he's something else, He's something else. Let's that
Speaker 5: was save until the five o'clock hour. The big story
Speaker 5: in DFW over the weekend, which is weirdly Dallas Stars hockey, okay,
Speaker 5: after their big Game seven win on Saturday, but hit who.
Speaker 3: Their opponent is because that was a wild Game seven
Speaker 3: last year.
Speaker 5: Yeah, they're going peggan Winnipeg Jets Wednesday night because Winnipeg
Speaker 5: they tied a game against the Blues with one point
Speaker 5: six seconds left and then won in overtime. So it's
Speaker 5: the stars in Winnipeg. Jeff k Our, friend from our
Speaker 5: sister station ninety two to five, told me and Ben
Speaker 5: at the Saint Patrick's Day parade. Okay, in a car,
Speaker 5: he said, man just got to figure out how to
Speaker 5: beat Winnipeg. That's our Achilles Hill, and that's who we have.
Speaker 5: He said, Achilles, he said, Achilles.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but they I mean for them to advance, that's big.
Speaker 3: I think you know that.
Speaker 5: You know the what's the expression about the load and
Speaker 5: how it's already out there and.
Speaker 3: Who's going to get this load? Is that the expressions
Speaker 3: who's going to get this load? Is that very the
Speaker 3: combat tombo?
Speaker 7: Yeah, all right, coming up next all the wildlife news
Speaker 7: you could ever want. Would you get bit by a
Speaker 7: snake on purpose? We'll discuss next. Don't go to here,
Speaker 7: that's next on the Eagle again. We were just talking
Speaker 7: about where Jalen Green will end up if he's not
Speaker 7: with the Rockets next season, the young talented star for
Speaker 7: the Houston Rockets.
Speaker 3: And I just happened to see this.
Speaker 7: Maybe it's because my phone is listening to our conversation,
Speaker 7: but it is the Bravada official odds of the best
Speaker 7: places or places most likely to end up, and the
Speaker 7: top one is the Lakers.
Speaker 3: Oh somehow, OK.
Speaker 5: I think they do that because they can get action
Speaker 5: on anything Lakers.
Speaker 7: Then that would make sense why the Knicks would also
Speaker 7: be in the mix and the Heat would be in
Speaker 7: the mix. I think the Heat probably makes some sense,
Speaker 7: although I could see a guy like Jalen Green making
Speaker 7: pat Riley want to smash his head through a wall. Anyways,
Speaker 7: I just want to let you know that popped up.
Speaker 7: We got the Today game coming up. We got a
Speaker 7: news quickie coming your way, a realtor with a foot fetish.
Speaker 7: So that's right up your alley skin should be excited
Speaker 7: about that.
Speaker 3: But right now it's time for.
Speaker 2: This wild life too.
Speaker 5: A wild life what an intro Tim Freed is a
Speaker 5: fella who's been bitten by snakes hundreds of times, but
Speaker 5: on purpose. In fact, I might call it his kink.
Speaker 5: Scientists are studying his blood now though, because they're trying
Speaker 5: to see if we have I got an email hold
Speaker 5: on us.
Speaker 3: If who's it from?
Speaker 5: H Let's Seevada inside radio. Oh man, I don't get
Speaker 5: enough of those no audio, Christinity.
Speaker 8: Sorry, that's why I thought you brought that.
Speaker 5: It's a first look at the ratings in Tulsa, Honolulu,
Speaker 5: and Knoxville, if you guys would like to know.
Speaker 7: Man, I think the Adamsons are going to move to
Speaker 7: Mavericks to all three of those cities. They're smaller than Dallas.
Speaker 3: Uh okay, So basically he has.
Speaker 5: This guy's had a long for all times, had a
Speaker 5: fascination with reptiles and other venomous creatures. In fact, the
Speaker 5: article I read said that he used to milk scorpions
Speaker 5: and spiders okay for their venoms.
Speaker 3: Scorpions have boobs, uh yeah, and it's got venom.
Speaker 5: They have very poisonous.
Speaker 3: Movies, poisonous boobies, the most.
Speaker 7: Dangerous gund Sometimes, man, you'll be milking a scorpions boob
Speaker 7: and it'll sting you.
Speaker 5: That's why they're there. Their jugs are so top heavy,
Speaker 5: that's why their tail goes up and around to kind
Speaker 5: of balance out their spine.
Speaker 3: You notice that I didn't notice that interesting. You've never
Speaker 3: noticed that about a scorpion.
Speaker 7: Do the boobs go inside their crusty exoskeleton?
Speaker 5: No, don't say crusty, and don't say exoskeleton. So he's
Speaker 5: been doing this for a long time as a hobby.
Speaker 5: He keeps dozens of snakes at his home. So he said,
Speaker 5: he's into this venom stuff. It's very strange, so he
Speaker 5: said he started doing this to protect himself from snake bites.
Speaker 5: But he does fancy himself as a very curious mind.
Speaker 5: So he began injecting himself with small doses of snake venom,
Speaker 5: and then he would slowly increase the amount as the
Speaker 5: years ago by to try to build up tolerance and
Speaker 5: then continue to let these dangerous, venomous snakes bite him.
Speaker 3: Here's the article, and read this paragrapher.
Speaker 15: You guess.
Speaker 5: While no doctor would ever suggest this is a good idea,
Speaker 5: experts bake experts say his method tracks how the body works,
Speaker 5: and when the immune system is exposed to the toxins
Speaker 5: and venom, it develops antibodies that can neutralize the poison.
Speaker 3: So this guy's kind of a genius, but he's like
Speaker 3: an idiot genius.
Speaker 4: He's an idiot because it's twenty twenty five, not the
Speaker 4: eighteen hundreds, like you can stay away from venom mistakes.
Speaker 3: Okay, but this reminds me of what my oldest son did.
Speaker 7: He was allergic to peanuts, and so he started desensitization
Speaker 7: training where he would just have little, tiny microdoses of
Speaker 7: peanut powder, and you have a little more each week,
Speaker 7: and a little more each week, a little more each week,
Speaker 7: and finally got to the point where it's not going
Speaker 7: to kill him if he accidentally eats a peanut. Dude,
Speaker 7: Mike Turico has a nut allergy. He had to leave
Speaker 7: the set of the Kentucky Derby the other day. He
Speaker 7: was not at the like the last couple hours of
Speaker 7: the coverage there. He had a nut allergy.
Speaker 3: So he shot, you're doing and sponsored by planners? Uh no,
Speaker 3: I don't think so.
Speaker 5: I don't know what happened.
Speaker 3: Who stuffed a nut into his cake?
Speaker 5: Oh? You know, what do you mean by k He
Speaker 5: had little quick sandwich or something, you know during the
Speaker 5: break nobody. Yeah, so I'm gonna put a little nut
Speaker 5: in there and then they have to get him that
Speaker 5: he had to go home where he's nut out allergy
Speaker 5: flared up because that's where his uh, his medicine was
Speaker 5: was at home. I guess. So this guy has withstood
Speaker 5: snake bites and injections for nearly two decades. He's got
Speaker 5: a refrigerator full of venom. He started a YouTube channel
Speaker 5: that's gotten a little bit famous, and he just got
Speaker 5: hired by a company called Scentivax. He said, quote, I
Speaker 5: wanted to push the limits as close to death as possible,
Speaker 5: so where I'm basically just teetering right there and then
Speaker 5: back off of it a little.
Speaker 3: Bit o cage.
Speaker 5: You know who had that exact quote Michael Hutchins of
Speaker 5: an Okay, Yeah, suffocate right to the point where you
Speaker 5: almost died.
Speaker 3: This is his kink, right, this is his thing, and
Speaker 3: that's what it does say that in the article, But
Speaker 3: that's what he was probably doing.
Speaker 7: He me.
Speaker 5: He emailed all these scientists and then they're like, yeah,
Speaker 5: actually this is a wonderful idea and they are now
Speaker 5: looking into this. They have not it works against some cobras, uh,
Speaker 5: but what they're trying to find is basically something that
Speaker 5: works that rattlesnakes would would kill him. Well, his his
Speaker 5: technique here to to stave off, you know, death. A
Speaker 5: rattlesnake would kill him, he type a viper oriented snake
Speaker 5: would kill him. But Cobra's he's good.
Speaker 2: He's good.
Speaker 3: I don't understand what he does. The snake bites it.
Speaker 3: Uh huh, all right, here's snake. So he over the
Speaker 3: years has collected on this snake venom and he takes
Speaker 3: an anti venom that he's made. And I don't it's very,
Speaker 3: very hard to explain.
Speaker 8: But he's trying to develop.
Speaker 3: He's trying to deveild the antibodies to fight off, like
Speaker 3: to save humanity. Hold on subject basically we hold on.
Speaker 5: So once he builds up an immunity, how does that
Speaker 5: help the next person?
Speaker 8: They can they can get that from his bloodstream.
Speaker 3: Right, just shoot it.
Speaker 5: It's the same thing as the last exactly exact same thing.
Speaker 5: It's like, okay, she's immune to those zoes. And so
Speaker 5: they're trying to get her to some scientists to where
Speaker 5: they take all the antibodies out of her and give
Speaker 5: her she'd spread it.
Speaker 3: This is the problem.
Speaker 5: We don't want watch the same TV shows.
Speaker 3: It's the problem with you. We're all on the last
Speaker 3: of us kick we're still going You're not there.
Speaker 5: So the World Health Organization said that blank many people
Speaker 5: die from a snake bite each year, Price's red style
Speaker 5: each year. This is not going over in the entire world.
Speaker 5: I don't even will die in the world with a
Speaker 5: snake bite every year. Christina five, if it's Price's right style, Okay,
Speaker 5: I can't just let Ben have seven.
Speaker 3: I'm going to take one hundred and twenty three. I'll
Speaker 3: take six.
Speaker 5: Damn it, one hundred and ten thousand. Whoa, my god,
Speaker 5: what you guys are so bad at that game?
Speaker 8: Really, this guy is a genius. Then I take it back.
Speaker 5: This guy's smart. He could save one hundred and ten
Speaker 5: thousand line times how by his anti bodies?
Speaker 3: Was that a question after all this conversation?
Speaker 7: So what happens though, So they take his antibodies and
Speaker 7: they mass produce him.
Speaker 3: They turn it into like a mayonnaise, and then into.
Speaker 7: A vaccine maybe right, yeah, vacs probably, And so then
Speaker 7: the world takes snake vax and then they can get
Speaker 7: bit by any snakes.
Speaker 3: It's not a viper. It's gonna be hard to convince
Speaker 3: people to take the snakebacks. I think, I think unless
Speaker 3: you live in India.
Speaker 1: No.
Speaker 3: I wanted to tell you this.
Speaker 7: My brother when he went to China and he lived
Speaker 7: in China, one of the first things he saw was
Speaker 7: a cobra, a king cobra, just on the doorstep of
Speaker 7: where he was living, and somebody was brushing it away
Speaker 7: with a broom, going get out of here.
Speaker 5: Like it was just like a city rat. Where is
Speaker 5: where are the most snake bites? I would I would
Speaker 5: say India one, China two, mesquite three? Why would I
Speaker 5: said India? Did you say no and yell at me
Speaker 5: about oh oh, because you were gonna say, like, this
Speaker 5: is only India, is what I thought you were saying.
Speaker 7: Oh No, I'm saying that it's probably more prominent there,
Speaker 7: But I don't know that. Like to Ben's point, there's
Speaker 7: people right now like I don't even care if I
Speaker 7: get measles. How are we gonna get him to like
Speaker 7: take a snake quaccination.
Speaker 3: Now here's the thing, And I don't know if it
Speaker 3: was here or if it was on on the freak.
Speaker 5: Back in the day, we had a guy on who
Speaker 5: was by a copperhead and he walked through his experience
Speaker 5: of getting the venom and how much it cost him.
Speaker 3: It was enough to put him in medical debt for
Speaker 3: the rest of his life. How's he doing that? Because
Speaker 3: it's like you can't pay for it's one hundred and
Speaker 3: fifty thousand dollars to get venom. Do you know what
Speaker 3: this really just feels like?
Speaker 7: It just feels like that guy mosquito Steve that has
Speaker 7: the local company where he let all those mosquitos bite
Speaker 7: him over and over and over again, and then he
Speaker 7: just tried different sprays to see what he could market
Speaker 7: and sell real quick.
Speaker 8: Ben was right.
Speaker 4: India accounts for nearly fifty thousand snake bite deaths annually.
Speaker 3: Wow, then why did I get yelled at?
Speaker 1: Well?
Speaker 3: I thought you were gonna say something else.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I just had of it.
Speaker 3: I supported you get down ahead of it, all right?
Speaker 7: Coming up next, it's the Today Game, followed by a
Speaker 7: news quickie, a realtor with a foot fetish. All that's
Speaker 7: coming away next on the Eagle, But right now it's
Speaker 7: done for this.
Speaker 3: Give me that news quickie. All right, let's get it.
Speaker 3: This is the story comes from Florida.
Speaker 5: Imagine that, and this involves realtor Tampa is a Tampa
Speaker 5: ten news is what they call it.
Speaker 3: Take all over this.
Speaker 5: Realtors are now speaking out.
Speaker 15: They say a man suspected of having a foot fetish
Speaker 15: is reportedly targeting women real estate agents by booking fake
Speaker 15: home tours.
Speaker 3: Tonight ten Tampa Bay's a duriat chumba joining us lave.
Speaker 16: That's right, David Frank. Several realtors are sharing this very
Speaker 16: similar story of a man interpropriately touching their leg or
Speaker 16: foot while they are working.
Speaker 17: He you know, pointed down at my feet and was like, oh,
Speaker 17: you have an ant on your shoe. And I was
Speaker 17: like where you know, and I'm frantic trying to get
Speaker 17: the ant. K.
Speaker 5: Let's stop for a second.
Speaker 8: She said, foot weird.
Speaker 3: She said, everyone's kind of talking a little weird, to
Speaker 3: be honest. I didn't have any idea what her name was. Yeah,
Speaker 3: the reporter's name Washa. Then he was kind of questioning
Speaker 3: a lot of you know, the story. He was kind
Speaker 3: of having trouble reading the prompter. But the old you
Speaker 3: got an ant on your on your foot trick?
Speaker 5: Yeah like that one.
Speaker 16: That's right, David Frank. Several realtors are sharing this very
Speaker 16: similar story of a man inappropriately touching their leg or
Speaker 16: foot while they're working.
Speaker 17: He you know, pointed down at my feet and was like, oh,
Speaker 17: you have an ant on your shoe. And I was
Speaker 17: like where, you know, And I'm frantic trying to get
Speaker 17: the ant off my shoe and he's and I'm like where,
Speaker 17: and He's like right there, right there.
Speaker 16: Real estate agent Angela Julian didn't realize that was just
Speaker 16: a trick.
Speaker 17: He bends down and he starts unbuckling my shoe and
Speaker 17: crossing my foot.
Speaker 3: Oh god, how did you have time to do that? Christina?
Speaker 5: I see your reaction, and I know what Skin's gonna say.
Speaker 5: He's going to say, well, what has he done that's
Speaker 5: wrong to this point?
Speaker 3: Right?
Speaker 5: I mean, who wants to get bitten by an hand?
Speaker 4: No, if a guy starts unbuckling my shoe, I'm gonna
Speaker 4: kick him and be like, dude, I can do that,
Speaker 4: thank you. And I'm also so glad Orchard is handling
Speaker 4: all my showings because there's no way.
Speaker 5: Hey, I can go with that.
Speaker 7: But the ant, it was just a courteous move because
Speaker 7: there's an ant about to attack her.
Speaker 4: No, there's no ant. I'd rather an ant bite me
Speaker 4: than some creep unbuckle my shoe.
Speaker 3: What if he's a really charming guy that looks like
Speaker 3: Brad Pitt.
Speaker 8: No, I'm good Mike soroy If it's Mike, he.
Speaker 10: Can do that.
Speaker 3: Would you rather have an aunt bite you or an
Speaker 3: uncle bite you?
Speaker 5: Yep?
Speaker 17: And I just thought that that was really weird. At
Speaker 17: the same time, he's fidgeting with his phone, petting my foot,
Speaker 17: fidging phone, and I think he's.
Speaker 3: Okay, how many hands does this guy have? So he's
Speaker 3: on the ground, we should all stop and think about
Speaker 3: where feet are located.
Speaker 8: He's on the ground unbuckling with one hand and his
Speaker 8: phone in the other.
Speaker 3: And also caressing.
Speaker 7: I think, like it seems romantic. It does seem romantic.
Speaker 7: And I don't know her. I don't know her name,
Speaker 7: and I'm not saying she quote unquote asked for it.
Speaker 7: Don't please understand that, But I would like to suggest
Speaker 7: this with you. How long does the cressing go before
Speaker 7: you yank your foot away?
Speaker 5: That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 3: He had time to.
Speaker 7: Unbuckle it, caress it, get his phone out, and keep
Speaker 7: correct like on the initial cress, aren't She's like, whoa buddy,
Speaker 7: are you kick him in the face or whatever?
Speaker 4: Like I said, the initial buckle when he unbuckling your shoe, like, dude,
Speaker 4: what are you doing?
Speaker 7: He's getting a lot done in a very short amount
Speaker 7: of time before she realizes what's happening.
Speaker 3: Very efficient.
Speaker 5: Now, I've seen some videos where realtors are no, they're
Speaker 5: very taboo about their life.
Speaker 3: And look, there's a lot of anything goes.
Speaker 5: What are you talking about? Porns? Some videos?
Speaker 3: She put an s on the end of porn? How
Speaker 3: many fishes do you catch this weekend? What are you
Speaker 3: talking about? Horns? You're gonna smoke drugs, aren't you?
Speaker 5: But it's it is a bunch of different realtors meeting
Speaker 5: up at this place, you know. So he's in he's
Speaker 5: in the peer group, even though he's not. But she
Speaker 5: thinks he is just, you know, a colleague. So maybe
Speaker 5: that's why he's got a little bit of leeway.
Speaker 17: To be down and caressing and fidgeting phone, and I
Speaker 17: think he's trying to take some type of a video
Speaker 17: up my skirt. It's really alarming.
Speaker 16: Now at least more than a half dozen women coming
Speaker 16: forward to share stories of their encounter with the strange
Speaker 16: man that's left them feeling vulnerable.
Speaker 17: Instantly, you can sense that something's not quite right, but
Speaker 17: you can't really put your finger on it.
Speaker 3: He's searching Zillow.
Speaker 14: He's using the everything that everyone has public actice to
Speaker 14: to see when and where people are going to be.
Speaker 16: Les Haynes, who runs a group for Tampa area realtors.
Speaker 5: Says, okay, runs a group, yeah, like Facebook group, like
Speaker 5: a freak after party.
Speaker 3: Okay, she should say Facebook group, though, because I think
Speaker 3: it's not here.
Speaker 7: It could be an organization though there are like realtor organizations,
Speaker 7: or it could be a band, a super group of realtors.
Speaker 5: Less Haynes. Is also something I've been doing less and
Speaker 5: less as i've gotten older. Less Haynes with friends, yep.
Speaker 16: Less Haynes, who runs a group for Tampa area realtors, says,
Speaker 16: up to thirty people can show up for a single.
Speaker 8: Open house, with many unvetted.
Speaker 16: That's why he's advising realtors to prioritize their safety.
Speaker 3: Okay, hold on, not yeah, go ahead. She doesn't know
Speaker 3: where most words are properly accent. Yeah, don't worry about that.
Speaker 3: And I know it's a problem trust safety and open houses.
Speaker 3: I immediately think of, I love you man. Oh yeah,
Speaker 3: he does appear to be good ching Lou Frig.
Speaker 5: This is the part of the story though, that I
Speaker 5: want you to say this is this is a bad story, right,
Speaker 5: real thing's happening. This guy's using public access stuff to
Speaker 5: go meet like this is dangerous thing. But I do
Speaker 5: think Florida is taking a.
Speaker 3: Bit of a leap here without just you'll hear it fifty.
Speaker 14: If you are carrying a firearm, you need firearm safety.
Speaker 9: You need what.
Speaker 5: No one said anything about a gun all time.
Speaker 3: They just want to make sure that this guy didn't
Speaker 3: get shot.
Speaker 8: House with many unvetted.
Speaker 16: That's why he's advising realtors to prioritize their safety.
Speaker 14: If you are carrying a firearm, you need firearm safety,
Speaker 14: You need practice. It is not buying a gun on
Speaker 14: a shelf and then thinking you're going to be Antioakley.
Speaker 14: It doesn't happen that way. You're more apt to get
Speaker 14: hurt than actually protect yourself in that situation.
Speaker 17: Have an escape route, Have maybe some pepper spray or
Speaker 17: something that you could grab and get to in an
Speaker 17: emergency to protect yourself in the studio a Tampa Bay, what.
Speaker 7: Is pepper spraying an escape route going to get you
Speaker 7: in a gunfight. You know what I'm saying, Well, he's making.
Speaker 3: It a gunfight. No one said anything on a gun
Speaker 3: fight except for the Facebook leader.
Speaker 8: Let's that was like a copy paste thing.
Speaker 5: That was really weird, nod.
Speaker 3: He went straight into guns. There was non secutor, no
Speaker 3: reason for that. It's like, do just not everyone thinking
Speaker 3: that you're Annie Oakley, like an we don't get the reference?
Speaker 3: Is that the Michael Jackson song, Ay are you Oakley
Speaker 3: about gun control?
Speaker 5: Annie Oakley is this old Western buffalo Bill's Wild West
Speaker 5: show in the eighteen sixties.
Speaker 7: What she's known as like an old galon the Old
Speaker 7: West that could fire a weapon.
Speaker 8: Okay, So they didn't capture the guy.
Speaker 3: No, no, no, we could have if the reporter was
Speaker 3: a you know, reporting live on the scene. But here
Speaker 3: in the studio a duria tumba, We're not going to
Speaker 3: find the guy.
Speaker 5: If you're in the studio area, choomba, get out there
Speaker 5: and find this sun of a bitch. And les Haynes
Speaker 5: is the problem in this entire story. Somehow, what les
Speaker 5: Haynes said is worse than the caressor.
Speaker 3: Uh, the caressor. He's trying to get a murder. Having
Speaker 3: a great nickname plot twist.
Speaker 7: Wait, you find out that the foot fetish guy is
Speaker 7: working in conjunction with Les Haynes. Oh wow, with the caressor.
Speaker 7: The Caresser and less Haynes in it together. That's why
Speaker 7: he's telling them not to have guns. He doesn't want
Speaker 7: his buddy to get shot. That's why he went there.
Speaker 3: That does make sense.
Speaker 7: Connected cons take a lot of training, get some pepper
Speaker 7: spray in an escape route, don't shoot, don't shoot him,
Speaker 7: pepper spray.
Speaker 3: Don't shoot my guy because I don't want a body found.
Speaker 3: And then they're looking to his phone.
Speaker 7: I can't have any of that, all right, connecting the
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Speaker 5: Yeah, there's some measles, there's been a couple of shootings.
Speaker 5: Guy gotta hit my car. Listen not let's just not today.
Speaker 5: The big thing over the weekend that happened was Stars
Speaker 5: beating the Avalanche in Game seven Saturday night. Whether you
Speaker 5: like hockey or not, I think this is probably the
Speaker 5: biggest story in DFW over the weekend because the Stars
Speaker 5: were losing to nothing, and then in between the second
Speaker 5: and third intermission, Rob Schneider comes out on the JumboTron
Speaker 5: and does you can do it?
Speaker 3: Is that what did it? That is definitely what did it?
Speaker 3: And I don't think so, but go with it.
Speaker 15: You can do it.
Speaker 5: Big moment for our buddy Shippy, the DJ at the Stars,
Speaker 5: I would imagine.
Speaker 3: Dude, hold on, I want to say this. I sat there.
Speaker 7: I was actually at a brewery Saturday night down in
Speaker 7: It's White Rock Brewing, and I'm sitting there with my wife.
Speaker 3: We're kind of having a date night.
Speaker 7: We've been bouncing around and I'm sitting there at the
Speaker 7: bar and we watched the third period together and it's
Speaker 7: kind of empty at this point, so I'm yelling loudly
Speaker 7: by myself. But when they cut to the crowd and
Speaker 7: the crowd is just going absolutely nut s bonkers, I
Speaker 7: did immediately think of Shippy, like he's the first person
Speaker 7: I thought of. I was like, dude, he is behind
Speaker 7: his DJ setup right now controlling the music with eighteen
Speaker 7: thousand people going so insane.
Speaker 3: That's got to be such an awesome rush for him.
Speaker 7: Yeah, this is the most That game is the most
Speaker 7: Stars I've watched all season. That's a good time to
Speaker 7: watch it.
Speaker 2: Up.
Speaker 3: It was awesome.
Speaker 8: Did you feel guilty at all?
Speaker 4: I felt a little guilty because I was like nervous
Speaker 4: going into that third period, especially at the end when
Speaker 4: they pulled their goalie.
Speaker 8: I was like, oh God, oh, God of God.
Speaker 4: And then like I just said, I felt guilty because
Speaker 4: I haven't been watching the Stars because of all the
Speaker 4: MAVs drama that's been going on.
Speaker 5: Well, yeah, this is so guilty. This is important. Like
Speaker 5: that what she says is very important. The MAVs drama
Speaker 5: covered up a lot of Dallas Stars hockeys. They were
Speaker 5: really good, and they also lost the last eight games
Speaker 5: the regular season that hurt things.
Speaker 3: They had a terrible stretch.
Speaker 5: Two of their best players are hurt and didn't play
Speaker 5: in this series and are coming back in the next series.
Speaker 7: It's hasten In and Robertson. Yeah, and they're both going
Speaker 7: to be ready for Game one. Yep, they'll be ready
Speaker 7: to go Wednesday. Well they think so. I guess it's
Speaker 7: not official that they're in. But is it here at
Speaker 7: Winnipeg at Winnipeg, Okay, So we need to.
Speaker 5: Do timeline this thing real quick. January twenty fourth. There's
Speaker 5: a guy for the Stars who had the hat trick
Speaker 5: on Saturday night, Miko Ratt in his name. January twenty fourth,
Speaker 5: he was traded from the Colorado Avalanche. The Stars just
Speaker 5: beat to Caroline. And the reason he was traded is
Speaker 5: because they Colorado was like, well, we already have a
Speaker 5: player who's a little bit better than him. We're not
Speaker 5: gonna pay him. We think, we don't want to risk
Speaker 5: losing him for nothing. If you remember what happened within
Speaker 5: two weeks of January twenty fourth around here, I don't
Speaker 5: like to bring it up, honestly, mm HMM's Mavericks traded
Speaker 5: Luca to the Lakers.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'll say it louder for those driving in the rain.
Speaker 3: The Mavericks trade Luke to the Lakers.
Speaker 5: Oh so, then the March seventh deadline, a month after
Speaker 5: Lucas traded, the Stars call up Carolina, who this ranting
Speaker 5: guy plays for, and give them the stink Oven, a
Speaker 5: guy named stank Oven.
Speaker 3: Okay, I think he's pronounced it snak Oven. But the
Speaker 3: stink Oven goes to Carolina, We get ratting and then
Speaker 3: sign him. Stak Oven was real.
Speaker 7: Love, by the way, No, no, no, because I remember
Speaker 7: on that timeline I saw a bunch of Stars people
Speaker 7: crying about it.
Speaker 3: They did the stanky Leger. He heavy score. It's a
Speaker 3: big deal.
Speaker 7: So put it in put it in another sports perspective
Speaker 7: of like how how good of a player is ranting?
Speaker 7: And like if you were if it's an NBA or NFL.
Speaker 3: Top twenty five player in the league, for sure, but he's.
Speaker 1: What how old?
Speaker 5: Twenty eight?
Speaker 3: Okay, so they were just like, we don't.
Speaker 5: But in hockey they started eighteen, so right, uh. But
Speaker 5: the Stars immediately signed him to an eight year, ninety
Speaker 5: six million dollar deal, which in hockey is really good.
Speaker 7: And that's out there with the highest paid guys okay,
Speaker 7: and man, it's Nauseie Marshall money in the NBA. So
Speaker 7: he's he is immediately top three.
Speaker 3: Player for them.
Speaker 5: Uh yeah, yes, well he should maybe Robertson, hents and
Speaker 5: and Hiskin and probably what about Johnston maybe they're goal
Speaker 5: or yeah, maybe they're goalie Ottings or two started a
Speaker 5: lot of good players.
Speaker 3: But here's what Colorado was doing.
Speaker 5: Colorado was like, well, you know, we have one guy
Speaker 5: who usually maybe this guy is just playing really great
Speaker 5: because he's next to this guy, maybe we can you know,
Speaker 5: divvy up the team a little bit whatever. Ranton is
Speaker 5: also very loved in Colorado, gets involved the community, does
Speaker 5: a lot.
Speaker 3: Of charity work things like that.
Speaker 5: He gets traded and then traded to the Star and
Speaker 5: they're like, Jesus, he get trade to one of our
Speaker 5: rivals and then he did that to them on Saturday night.
Speaker 5: You know what?
Speaker 7: And you know what that reminds me of. That reminds
Speaker 7: me of the way the Napoli thing went down. Napoli
Speaker 7: got traded to I believe it was Toronto and then
Speaker 7: immediately flipped over to US Toronto.
Speaker 3: Who was it it was?
Speaker 7: He got traded from the Angels to somebody. Well, he
Speaker 7: went to Boston Apple the Angels to somebody and then
Speaker 7: flipped them back to us.
Speaker 3: And then he went and spanked him a long time ago.
Speaker 3: So then why did the second team trade him? Because
Speaker 3: they're not as good and the Stars offered them to.
Speaker 7: Stay, but they were just like wait, they they wanted him,
Speaker 7: they acquired him, and then they were like, yeah, maybe not.
Speaker 7: Do you want conspiracy stuff? Do you know who owns
Speaker 7: the Carolina hockey team?
Speaker 1: Huh?
Speaker 9: I do?
Speaker 7: It's that guy we had on our show many years ago,
Speaker 7: Dallas resident Tom Dundon.
Speaker 5: Okay, so who started top golf. So the conspiracy would
Speaker 5: be that he got him in order to flip him.
Speaker 5: He hooked him, He hooked the Stars up. He's got
Speaker 5: a special side deal going with Galardi. That's you creating that.
Speaker 7: I just made that up right now on the spot,
Speaker 7: because I remember Tom Dundon was the owner of the
Speaker 7: Carolina hockey team. Because there's no way they would have
Speaker 7: straight up traded him to Dallas. No, it would have
Speaker 7: had to have been a second team, right, and then
Speaker 7: he how long was he on that other team?
Speaker 5: About two months?
Speaker 1: Wow?
Speaker 3: Well, you know, less and less than five weeks.
Speaker 7: Yeah, so they decided we'd rather rather than pay this
Speaker 7: guy long term, we will take up because the Stars
Speaker 7: gave a pretty nice package.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we gave him the stink of him two first
Speaker 3: and two thirds and then we got him.
Speaker 5: And then he did that.
Speaker 3: He took it upon himself, put the team on his back.
Speaker 5: Yep. And the Dallas Stars are back Wednesday night in Winnipeg.
Speaker 5: All right, we'll talk more about that later in the week.
Speaker 5: But coming up next Comedy Royalty. Conan O'Brien is honored
Speaker 5: and we have hilarious audio. You do not want to
Speaker 5: miss it. Next right here on the So there's a
Speaker 5: thing that dropped on Netflix yesterday it's called the Mark
Speaker 5: Twain Prize for American Humor. It's a big event at
Speaker 5: the Kennedy Center in DC, and this year's honorey was Conan.
Speaker 5: We've seen Dave Chappelle get this, We've seen Will Ferrell
Speaker 5: get this, Adam Sandler recently. But basically it ends up
Speaker 5: being just a big lineup of heavy hitters of comedy
Speaker 5: going up and doing five minutes. And it's not really
Speaker 5: a roast, but it ends up kind of going that
Speaker 5: way a little bit, and it's no joke. Ninety minutes
Speaker 5: of almost perfection in my estimation. Let's start with Will Ferrell,
Speaker 5: who comes out to honor his buddy Conan O'Brien, and uh,
Speaker 5: Will Ferrell, who won this thing back in twenty eleven.
Speaker 11: Look, I don't even know how to get into this.
Speaker 11: Is Conan is even here tonight?
Speaker 10: Do we know? Oh?
Speaker 11: Oh okay, Look my therapist told me to not make
Speaker 11: tonight about myself, which I would generally agree with, but
Speaker 11: I'm sorry, I just have to address the elephant in
Speaker 11: the room for those.
Speaker 3: Of you who might not know this about me.
Speaker 11: The Mark Twain Prize for American Humor in twenty eleven. No, no,
Speaker 11: it was a much more competitive feel back then. Conan
Speaker 11: gave some lovely remarks after the show. Conan said something
Speaker 11: to me, and I remember it like it was yesterday,
Speaker 11: And he said, hey, just so you know, if they
Speaker 11: ever offer me the Mark Twain Prize, I will say no,
Speaker 11: I will not accept it.
Speaker 5: Out of respect for you. Yes, yes you did, Yes
Speaker 5: you did. Oh my gosh, you catally said that. Really
Speaker 5: I did?
Speaker 13: Really?
Speaker 5: Oh this is so rich? Are you saying that I
Speaker 5: made this up?
Speaker 12: Look?
Speaker 5: I know this is your night, but you look like
Speaker 5: an idiot right now. His thing of just raising the voice,
Speaker 5: just start yelling a little bit. It's kind of miked up,
Speaker 5: but it's low. You kind of hear him saying. He
Speaker 5: shakes his head a little bit. He's just sitting with
Speaker 5: his wife and his two kids.
Speaker 3: And old are his kids.
Speaker 5: They look to be I would say, late teens, early twenties.
Speaker 5: Right here, every O'Brien member looks the same. It's unbelievable.
Speaker 3: What channel was this one?
Speaker 5: Netflix? I mean it usually airs on like C and
Speaker 5: and or something, but this dropped on Netflix yesterday. This
Speaker 5: happened a couple of months ago.
Speaker 7: So a so I've never seen his wife either, Is
Speaker 7: she pasty and redheaded?
Speaker 3: No, she's blonde. That's kind of pale.
Speaker 5: He's very attractive, you know, comparatively to him, Oh, comparatively
Speaker 5: to the charismatic rich guy.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well it's still Conan. Okay, Okay, John mulaney.
Speaker 12: Little did I know that being your biggest fan for
Speaker 12: thirty two years would be one of the most emotionally
Speaker 12: taxing experiences of my life. Being a Conan fan since
Speaker 12: the early days has been so stressful. There's always a
Speaker 12: god petition to sign or some kind of protests to
Speaker 12: save him. There's no argument for it, but we're like,
Speaker 12: don't take it away from us. I was a Cubs fan,
Speaker 12: so I knew how to root for people that lose constantly.
Speaker 12: But with Conan, it was like being a Cubs fan,
Speaker 12: but you think the way they lost was so brilliant
Speaker 12: that they won. It was like being a Cubs fan
Speaker 12: if after each game there was a serious discussion as
Speaker 12: to whether or not the Cubs.
Speaker 3: Should be allowed to be a team anymore.
Speaker 12: In July two thousand and eight, I was a dinner
Speaker 12: with my mom and I got a call that I'd
Speaker 12: been hired to be a writer at Saturday Night Live.
Speaker 12: And I went back inside and I told my mom,
Speaker 12: and the waiter overheard me, and he said, do you
Speaker 12: know that's how Conan O'Brien started.
Speaker 3: And I said, I've known that half my life.
Speaker 12: You moron.
Speaker 3: Is awesome.
Speaker 12: It's really good.
Speaker 3: Is very good. What a distinctive style he's got. Okay,
Speaker 3: now you always have a how about another redhead though,
Speaker 3: Bill Burr, Great.
Speaker 5: To see you and everything.
Speaker 18: Nice to be here at the Kennedy Center.
Speaker 9: Uh.
Speaker 18: Nothing says comedy like the free flowing, creative vibes.
Speaker 5: Of the District of Columbia.
Speaker 10: I don't know what it is.
Speaker 5: There's something about, you.
Speaker 18: Know, starting and prolonging wars while crushing the working man
Speaker 18: for your own self interest that really inspires all who
Speaker 18: gather on this spurl ground. So I always felt the
Speaker 18: kinship for Conan even before I met him, just as
Speaker 18: a fellow redhead. We are an unseen minority hiding in
Speaker 18: plain sight, under the shade of a tree, watching all
Speaker 18: you pigmented people basking in the sun.
Speaker 5: But I had it easier than him because I.
Speaker 9: Was you know, I was regular size, you know, but Conan,
Speaker 9: Conan couldn't hide just a six for six abrasion.
Speaker 8: Amazing.
Speaker 3: I still want to watch this tonight. No, it's so good.
Speaker 5: I'll tell you ninety minutes they break it up. But
Speaker 5: the skit here and there, let's go with h Sarah Silverman.
Speaker 19: Experimental, singular, a revelation. These are just some of the
Speaker 19: words used to describe my appearances on Conan.
Speaker 3: Too easy a joke, Were you ahead of it?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 8: Maybe maybe?
Speaker 19: But what better way to celebrate our friend Conan O'Brien
Speaker 19: than without effort?
Speaker 5: Okay, and I have one more of a sneak ed
Speaker 5: before we go the next of it. Kumel, Nan Johnny,
Speaker 5: and Nan Johnny, y'all know him from Silicon Valley.
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 5: I moved here for.
Speaker 12: College on my own, no family, just this kid from
Speaker 12: Pakistan alone at eighteen, this strange land.
Speaker 5: I had no idea what America was going to be like.
Speaker 12: I turned on the TV in the lounge in my
Speaker 12: dorm in Iowa, and the first thing I saw on.
Speaker 5: TV in America was a masturbating bear.
Speaker 3: And I remember thinking, I think I'm gonna like it here.
Speaker 3: Ah my god.
Speaker 5: But there's a few others we haven't guy to Adam Sandler,
Speaker 5: Conan taking the award from David Letterman, his hero, but
Speaker 5: also something that might have been wrong on our show
Speaker 5: for many years? Did we have the Walker told me?
Speaker 5: Aids told me, I have Aid's clip wrong? Have we
Speaker 5: had it wrong all this time? Let's discuss next.
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Speaker 5: The thing's big.
Speaker 3: Yeah, let's finish with some more laughing and if you
Speaker 3: like to laugh and you have Netflix.
Speaker 5: The Mark Twain Prize for American Humor special that dropped
Speaker 5: yesterday is really good and they were honoring Conan O'Brien and.
Speaker 3: We just played you have a few things from the
Speaker 3: from the last segment. Let's go ahead and move on
Speaker 3: to Nicki Glazer.
Speaker 5: She's of course gonna be in everything that's like this
Speaker 5: now because it is kind of a half roast. Well,
Speaker 5: she had an edgy opening joke.
Speaker 20: It was my freshman year of high school and my
Speaker 20: dad had just gotten home from work and he's like, Nick,
Speaker 20: you have to watch the show I recorded last night
Speaker 20: for you. I know, you're gonna love it, So I
Speaker 20: like begrudgingly sit down. He pops in this VHS tape
Speaker 20: and what I saw completely changed my life. It was
Speaker 20: a sex tape he and my mom had shot over
Speaker 20: the weekend. But once he located the right tape and
Speaker 20: I stopped vomiting, he played me. He played me the
Speaker 20: fifth anniversary special of Late Night with Conan O'Brien, and
Speaker 20: my mind was blown more than my.
Speaker 8: Dad was on the first table, believe it.
Speaker 20: I was like, how has this been on for five
Speaker 20: years and I'm just now finding out about it?
Speaker 8: And my dad was like, because it was bad for
Speaker 8: the first three, so.
Speaker 1: Very good.
Speaker 3: She's heavy artillery man and what.
Speaker 5: Was kind of funny though, but sometimes they would have
Speaker 5: a clip or they would have something like Kumel nan
Speaker 5: Gianni was just making fun of the fact everyone talks
Speaker 5: about how Conan wrote for the Simpsons. He did like
Speaker 5: a ted talk and he's like, well, let's really look
Speaker 5: at the stats. He's written three episodes of the Simpsons,
Speaker 5: Like it's like zero point three eight percent of Simpsons episodes. Well,
Speaker 5: her clip that she played was one of our favorites
Speaker 5: that we played on our show, The Classic Walker told
Speaker 5: me I have Aid's clip how you doing, Little Partner?
Speaker 5: You know that one?
Speaker 3: Yeah, but we've always had it wrong in our show.
Speaker 3: I think, are you gonna play it? I am, I'm
Speaker 3: gonna play the one that how it really went down
Speaker 3: on the show and how you do it a little
Speaker 3: fine and it's a little visitor.
Speaker 10: Now.
Speaker 8: I don't want you always how you see it in Chucky.
Speaker 3: Oh well, pardon my French, but I'll be dancing.
Speaker 5: Walker told me, I am each. I mean, okay, so
Speaker 5: it's still it's horrible and abrupt, and yeah, it's pretty close.
Speaker 3: No, I do think I like it better our way.
Speaker 19: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Conan did that so many times that I think he
Speaker 3: might have done it the way that we've had pooled
Speaker 3: on our show for many years. Eventually he edited it
Speaker 3: down to that. Yeah, I think so. But that was
Speaker 3: kind of funny just watching it again too.
Speaker 5: What's great is Conan's reaction after he does it, is
Speaker 5: he just stands up and looks at the sceneryminder.
Speaker 3: It's like, oh my god. For a minute, he's so shocked.
Speaker 5: Now, one thing you should know about Conan is that
Speaker 5: Adam Sandler lives in his neighborhood, and I remember a
Speaker 5: long time ago Codin just talking on his podcast about
Speaker 5: how it's not uncommon just randomly on a weekend for
Speaker 5: saying to hear Samler like on his bike with his kids,
Speaker 5: just going.
Speaker 3: Coding, just like never know because they all they look
Speaker 3: kind of close. Sam Start came out, but he had
Speaker 3: a little bit that he wanted to do that involved
Speaker 3: a little audience participation. Left hand, Conan, right hand, you
Speaker 3: say Sandman, So that's what you're hearing when you hear
Speaker 3: the audience respawn okay, Conan or Sandman?
Speaker 5: Okay? When I point at you with my left hand,
Speaker 5: you say that word, Conan. Let's try it.
Speaker 15: Out right now, I know the time if I point
Speaker 15: with my right hand. From now on, let's say sand Man.
Speaker 15: Let's try that out quickly, man, and now let the
Speaker 15: festivity speak.
Speaker 13: He takes his shirt off and all the ladies swoo.
Speaker 13: Takes his shirt off and the skin comes with it.
Speaker 13: Famous for wearing long silky basketball shorts, famous for having
Speaker 13: long fuzzy balls hang out. His title workis That's besaken
Speaker 13: for a young James Kahn. That's besaken for one of
Speaker 13: them giant blow up think he's outside of car do
Speaker 13: incredible actor incurable acne.
Speaker 5: Values. His privacy phone number is nine one.
Speaker 3: Seven six six.
Speaker 13: Call him whenever you want the lead in the Mida
Speaker 13: Comedic Genius Comedic Peters. And finally he is married to
Speaker 13: a gorgeous woman way out of his leaves.
Speaker 5: Yes, that is the moon of us.
Speaker 8: Both hands up right.
Speaker 5: And then the like you know, sailor was there a
Speaker 5: SnO when Codin was So, this is like a really
Speaker 5: you know, this is how these things go. At the end,
Speaker 5: you say something really nice, but this was really cool,
Speaker 5: because I do think comedians can be real a holes.
Speaker 3: I think, so this is the nice part.
Speaker 15: You're one of the funniest guys.
Speaker 1: We all know that.
Speaker 15: I remember when Lauren you know, was in charge of
Speaker 15: finding the next host, and right when they said Conan,
Speaker 15: I swear to god, every guy, every comedian, there was
Speaker 15: no jealousy. We were like, yeah, he's the best man.
Speaker 15: You're faster than all of us, You're you're nicer than
Speaker 15: all of us, and I'm so happy this life was yours, buddy.
Speaker 15: It's it's awesome.
Speaker 5: Conan rules.
Speaker 3: He rules so much.
Speaker 7: So, Uh, do you guys remember or do you know
Speaker 7: Conan was the head rider? Do you know how long
Speaker 7: he was the head writer on sn I do not know.
Speaker 7: I'm wondering about that whole. I'm always curious like who,
Speaker 7: because I know Robert Smigel, was he before Conan.
Speaker 5: Or after he was before? But ok, ninety three is
Speaker 5: when you know Conan went to do Late Night. Yeah, Okay,
Speaker 5: so I mean Conna wasn't They're long he was doing
Speaker 5: Simpsons in the late eighties. You're gonna hear a story
Speaker 5: from Conan here in a second, because so David Letterman's there,
Speaker 5: and David Letterman is the guy who's like gives him
Speaker 5: the award. That's Conan's hero and every one of those
Speaker 5: guys pretty much. But it's funny because Mullany was like,
Speaker 5: Conan is my hero. There's a lot of these people
Speaker 5: who there, Conan was their letterman. Yeah, so conin sixties.
Speaker 5: It says he was writer from eighty eight to ninety one. Okay,
Speaker 5: so look that up there.
Speaker 2: Yep.
Speaker 5: So this is another thing too about that just saying
Speaker 5: really nice is Will Ferrell said most of the comedians
Speaker 5: are threatened by other people who are funnier than them.
Speaker 3: He's like Conan was not.
Speaker 5: He would just try to end up being funnier than you,
Speaker 5: and then he would annoy you until he was funnier
Speaker 5: than you. But he was like, it's very rare that
Speaker 5: anyone does not get a little insecure about it. And
Speaker 5: Conan was always just kind of fast. And this is
Speaker 5: Conan very emotional. He's almost crying after a letterman hands
Speaker 5: him the to.
Speaker 10: Be hand this award by David Letterman. And I need
Speaker 10: to put this in context so you will understand. The
Speaker 10: year is nineteen eighty seven. My burning ambition, I believe
Speaker 10: my destiny.
Speaker 5: Is to write for Dave's Late night show.
Speaker 10: And I have just heard from their head writer that
Speaker 10: the only open slot has already been filled.
Speaker 3: And there will be no job. I had no idea
Speaker 3: what is.
Speaker 10: Going to become of me. Now, imagine that suddenly some
Speaker 10: angel from the future appears and tells me that forty
Speaker 10: years from now I'm going to be on stage and
Speaker 10: that the most prestigious award in comedy is going to
Speaker 10: be handed to me by David Letterman.
Speaker 3: I would have stared at that.
Speaker 10: Angel in utter shock and said, wait a minute, David
Speaker 10: Letterman is still alive.
Speaker 5: Everything is a beautiful bit.
Speaker 3: That's good.
Speaker 5: It never stops. I don't know I counting was and
Speaker 5: I didn't. I was two years ninety three. I was
Speaker 5: five years old when he took over Late Night. But
Speaker 5: I remember, like me and my cousins always talk about, Okay,
Speaker 5: gotta step and watch this guy. He's kind of new
Speaker 5: and it's a weird show. And it probably helps that
Speaker 5: there is a bear playing with himself that comes out
Speaker 5: every once in a while. There was a lot of
Speaker 5: mascots and love that. But I got really invested in
Speaker 5: the twenty ten Jay Leno Conan situation.
Speaker 3: Yeah, like that was a huge deal. I was graduating
Speaker 3: college that year, So what was it? It was he
Speaker 3: didn't want to Leno didn't want to retire.
Speaker 7: Yes, so it is yeah, and it's also it's it's
Speaker 7: territorial because keep in mind that Letterman always thought he
Speaker 7: was going to get the job that Leno got, and
Speaker 7: when Letterman didn't get that job, he said, screw you,
Speaker 7: I'm going to CBS. And so in that world, all
Speaker 7: of those comedians are aligned with David Letterman, not Jay Leno.
Speaker 7: They all think Jay Leno's a chip salesman. And so
Speaker 7: that's like always been territorial. And so for Jay Leno
Speaker 7: to come back and then do it to David Letterman's
Speaker 7: heir apparent was well.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but keep in mind NBC what they did. So
Speaker 3: they gave it to Conan.
Speaker 5: But then they're like, well, let's also like Jay Leno
Speaker 5: wants to come back, so they put Jay Leno on
Speaker 5: I'll use Central Time nine before the News, which is like, okay,
Speaker 5: well that basically puts Conan back in his old spot,
Speaker 5: even though he had the Tonight show. Now it's like
Speaker 5: you're kind of undercutting him, and so that was even
Speaker 5: more wrong than just coming back and taking his job.
Speaker 3: Didn't Conan walk away from that.
Speaker 5: He walked away because he was like, this is messed up,
Speaker 5: and Jay had horrible ratings, but it was taking Conan's
Speaker 5: ratings too, Wow, and you know it's it's it's just
Speaker 5: it was a wild situation. I remember like when Kimmel
Speaker 5: and Lettermany every night were making jokes about it. That
Speaker 5: was what was really crazy about it. You know, have
Speaker 5: y'all watched any of that Conan stuff that he does
Speaker 5: on HBO? I have the Translate show.
Speaker 3: I'm not I haven't seen. I've just seen commercials for it.
Speaker 7: I'm coming back, But either season, they just show it
Speaker 7: on the app right, I don't think they show it
Speaker 7: on HBO four episodes.
Speaker 5: I always liked him, but I haven't known where to
Speaker 5: find him for a long time. TBS was where he
Speaker 5: went when he left NBC. Now is a podcaster, Yeah,
Speaker 5: now he's a podcaster. I see his clips from his
Speaker 5: podcast all the time. All Right, man, that's thank you
Speaker 5: for chopping all that up.
Speaker 3: KT. That was a really fun way watch the whole thing.
Speaker 3: It's really good.
Speaker 7: It is on Netflix and you can enjoy it yourselves.
Speaker 7: All Right, that's gonna do it for the Ben and
Speaker 7: Skin show today. I'll never forget the time KT got
Speaker 7: to meet Conan. He looked him dead in the eye
Speaker 7: and he said Walker and that lived forever. Coming up next,
Speaker 7: Christina is going to stick around and play tunes right
Speaker 7: here on the Eagle.
Speaker 11: There you going, Well, I'm gonna get my sock back,
Speaker 11: dude
Speaker 3: God bless Jesus.