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Speaker 1: Let's go Good morning, Alex. What are Houston's headlines?
Speaker 3: Go morning, Rod, Good morning, Home Room.
Speaker 5: Elon Musk, who's in charge of the Department of government
Speaker 5: Efficiency sent an email out on Saturday to all federal
Speaker 5: employees telling them to send back a list of five
Speaker 5: things that they accomplished last week. The email also said
Speaker 5: that if anyone shows not to apply to that, that
Speaker 5: the department would consider it their resignation. Several US agencies,
Speaker 5: including the FBI, have advised their staff not to comply,
Speaker 5: and the largest federal workers union has questioned Musk's authority
Speaker 5: to enforce such mandates. They also say that the plan
Speaker 5: they planned a challenge any unlawful dismissals that may come
Speaker 5: from this.
Speaker 1: It's like that first assignment you get at school. When
Speaker 1: you come back, it's like, hey, here's what I know
Speaker 1: I need.
Speaker 2: Would you do over this? Would you do over the summer?
Speaker 2: Five things? Yeah?
Speaker 5: I don't know, but the people are mad about it.
Speaker 5: We're definitely mad at well. He has the biggest story
Speaker 5: this weekend. Another big story from the weekend is Pope
Speaker 5: Francis is in a Roman hospital with pneumonia.
Speaker 2: And kidney failure.
Speaker 5: Despite his serious health issues, the Vatican reports that he
Speaker 5: is alert and responsive. The eighty eight year old has
Speaker 5: expressed gratitude for the global outpouring of support, well wishes
Speaker 5: and prayers, particularly from his native Argentina, where numerous masses
Speaker 5: have been held in his honor.
Speaker 2: While his prognosis remains uncertain.
Speaker 5: The Vatican continues to emphasize that his herd is performing
Speaker 5: well and that the Pope continues to engage in light
Speaker 5: activities from his hotel room. Discussions about a potential resignation
Speaker 5: have been surfacing, but Vatican officials are currently focusing on
Speaker 5: his recovery.
Speaker 2: Hopefully he gets better.
Speaker 5: Thieves in France stole a man's credit card, bought lottery
Speaker 5: tickets and one big but now they can't come forward
Speaker 5: without getting caught, so the victim is offering to split
Speaker 5: the pot with them if he gets his stuff back.
Speaker 1: I love the story, but then you're admitting that you're
Speaker 1: the person that did.
Speaker 5: Pretty much that he gets sort of like, I don't know,
Speaker 5: like what if he's like, I'm not going to press charges.
Speaker 2: I like this story. Do that. I don't know how
Speaker 2: that works.
Speaker 5: I don't know what French law is, but the jackpot
Speaker 5: is worth more than five hundred thousand American dollars in
Speaker 5: the cashier sold the tickets, so that the thieves were
Speaker 5: boasting about the win and that they were so excited
Speaker 5: they forgot their smokes at the store.
Speaker 2: Nobody has come forward with the winning ticket so far,
Speaker 2: which kind of makes sense.
Speaker 5: In doing so, they would essentially be turning themselves in
Speaker 5: if they try to claim the prize. But they are
Speaker 5: on the clock though, because people only have thirty days.
Speaker 2: From the day to purchase to claim their winnings.
Speaker 5: Half a million dollars? What do you think what happens?
Speaker 5: I don't think anybody comes forward.
Speaker 2: It's a half a mill while.
Speaker 5: You go to jail. Or does he just say I'm
Speaker 5: not gonna press chargeres? I don't know if that works
Speaker 5: that way.
Speaker 1: Is there some kind of iron clad deal that could
Speaker 1: be cut to say, oh, listen, I'll give you three
Speaker 1: quarters of the money and your credit card back. I
Speaker 1: take the money in an envelope and we part great friends.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 5: I don't know if you I go back on the deal,
Speaker 5: if I'm that guy, Yeah, it's the second they show up,
Speaker 5: I'm like, actually, I'm gonna press charges.
Speaker 2: And I want all the money. Should we be worried
Speaker 2: about the beads? He looks bad. Yeah, yeah, he's in
Speaker 2: the video. But I've seen a lot of people talking
Speaker 2: about it.
Speaker 1: He looks a little gaunt, and you know, he's wearing
Speaker 1: like baggy clothes and stuff, and gaunt means I hate
Speaker 1: the fact that I know this stuff. His face looks
Speaker 1: sunken in a little bit. Okay, it looks a little homelessly.
Speaker 6: Well.
Speaker 5: People are asking about him after a video surface of
Speaker 5: him acting strange. He had to pop up an event
Speaker 5: for his wife, Haley's skincare line.
Speaker 2: In the video, he's.
Speaker 5: Talking to a fan, but he looks thin and what
Speaker 5: people have gone. People are saying he has a weird
Speaker 5: grin on his face. He also keeps shifting his weight
Speaker 5: from one foot to another.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 5: This seems like what if you went hungover to your
Speaker 5: wife's thing like that could also be it.
Speaker 1: Well, but it looks like he's been on a bender
Speaker 1: for about a month and a half. Yeah, yeah, he's
Speaker 1: looking well.
Speaker 5: Canada did just win the Four Nations, so like he's
Speaker 5: probably been celebrating that he's Canadian. So called said that
Speaker 5: his wife is quote deeply concerned for Justin and then
Speaker 5: he doesn't seem to care about his well being anymore,
Speaker 5: and that he's lost all motivation for creating music. Bieber's
Speaker 5: reps are denying those claims of claiming that he's in
Speaker 5: one of the best places he's ever been in his
Speaker 5: life and that he's not using any hard drugs. I
Speaker 5: think he did smoke with Dave Chappelle after the SNL thing, Yeah,
Speaker 5: but like hard drugs, I don't know. So we were
Speaker 5: getting the exact opposite, is what his reps are saying.
Speaker 2: He's married now he doesn't have to like take care
Speaker 2: of himself. Yeah, like let himself go, dude. All right.
Speaker 5: The mystery surrounding Dave Grohl's secret baby mama has apparently
Speaker 5: been solved. Jennifer Young of Florida says that she is
Speaker 5: the mother of Grol's seven month old daughter. She did
Speaker 5: not reveal the baby's name, but it's been reported that
Speaker 5: the kid's last name is Grohl and that she was
Speaker 5: born on August first. Girls reps if not responded to
Speaker 5: any questions about the reveal, and Young has no public
Speaker 5: social media accounts, so there's not been really any other
Speaker 5: additional details coming out so far. Not that we deserve
Speaker 5: to get any extra details. This is a private matter,
Speaker 5: but don't you kind of asking the questions just kind
Speaker 5: of want to see what she looks it's like obvious, Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 5: you do the chick, but like nobody's owed that role.
Speaker 5: Married his wife, Jordan Blum, in two thousand and three
Speaker 5: and has three daughters with her. But we've public we've
Speaker 5: seen him out in public more often the last month
Speaker 5: or so.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know. That's about as much as we're
Speaker 2: gonna find out. I feel like, yeah, I look to.
Speaker 1: See if there was any pictures of the the.
Speaker 2: Mom on wine. I couldn't find anything. All right, let's go.
Speaker 2: It looks like you're going with baseball here. For sports
Speaker 2: is down at Spring Train. The Astros gotta win. Yesterday
Speaker 2: they beat the Cardinals eleven to six.
Speaker 5: They're gonna play the Marlins today down on West Palm Beach, Florida.
Speaker 5: First pitch is at twelve oh five. That is what's
Speaker 5: going on in sports.
Speaker 2: Okay, let's go, guys. Who wants the first phone call?
Speaker 3: Who is up?
Speaker 2: The first phone call of the week is very important.
Speaker 1: You can set the tone for the entire week here,
Speaker 1: Chilli you standing by seven, one, three, two five.
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Speaker 1: Morning, rod Ryan's Show, Happy milk Monday, everybody, welcome back
Speaker 1: from the weekend.
Speaker 2: I hope it was a great weekend. I had a
Speaker 2: great weekend. You didn't ask, but I'm going to tell
Speaker 2: you I had a great weekend.
Speaker 3: Did you have a great weekend?
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, asked.
Speaker 1: I shared some some Marti Girl pictures on our I
Speaker 1: didn't want to step on your six picks like you guys, you.
Speaker 2: I'm more than welcome to also have six picks. Did
Speaker 2: not want to be rude. I love sharing six picks
Speaker 2: like some people have been in the past.
Speaker 1: So what I did is I took the route of
Speaker 1: using social media and I shared some pictures a bunch
Speaker 1: of them from Marty. Greg Galba said, listen, it was
Speaker 1: called Windy Rainy, and I'll just say.
Speaker 2: It, I had the best time down at Marty Greg GALBASI.
Speaker 2: I'm not just saying that. I really did. I had
Speaker 2: the absolute best time. You know, you just got to
Speaker 2: kind of roll with it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the numbers were way way down, but you know,
Speaker 1: London was so excited about riding in a parade and
Speaker 1: throwing beads at people and stuff.
Speaker 2: I mean, it's just like.
Speaker 1: Core memories hopefully locked in. So that was on Instagram
Speaker 1: over the weekend at Rod Ryan Show. I can't wait
Speaker 1: to see your six picks because you had to make
Speaker 1: birthday weekend. Did you do some birthday stuff? I had
Speaker 1: some birthday stuff.
Speaker 3: Good.
Speaker 2: You were very much.
Speaker 1: I can tell he didn't want to talk about it.
Speaker 1: He was mad that I brought it up. Your mom
Speaker 1: did not tell me it was your birthday. By the way,
Speaker 1: I don't know if you blamed her.
Speaker 2: I did not. She did not.
Speaker 1: She wasn't the little birdie that chirped in my ear
Speaker 1: that said it was your birthday. I felt like you
Speaker 1: thought it was her. But we had talked about it
Speaker 1: on Friday.
Speaker 2: So good.
Speaker 1: I can't wait to see some of that stuff. And
Speaker 1: then it's just good to see Chili.
Speaker 6: Now.
Speaker 2: Can everyone see Chili? I don't.
Speaker 1: Well, we can, but I don't think we're on Facebook live.
Speaker 1: I don't see us up on Facebook lived.
Speaker 2: If you talked to your twin. Is there a reason?
Speaker 6: Is he just not?
Speaker 2: He has a lot of problem to imagine. It wouldn't
Speaker 2: be anything he would do with my choice.
Speaker 1: He has a lot of problems with Facebook, So I
Speaker 1: don't know if he's banned again.
Speaker 2: Hey, what you on Facebook? Are we on Facebook nights.
Speaker 3: It's technical issues.
Speaker 2: This place stinks.
Speaker 3: It's called Monday, sir.
Speaker 5: Come on, sure, there was a Windows update that just
Speaker 5: took down our entire system, which is lit a mass
Speaker 5: media company should have happened.
Speaker 2: They just put out a thing. We're bigger than Google. iHeartRadio.
Speaker 1: Google always works, Yeah, like our stuff never works. Google
Speaker 1: ever just out it is laughable. At this point, we're like,
Speaker 1: what time this week are we gonna be at?
Speaker 6: Not?
Speaker 2: Is it gonna happen?
Speaker 1: When Teresa was in here the other day, I can't
Speaker 1: remember something went wrong, She's like, God, Rod, you've really
Speaker 1: mellowed out.
Speaker 2: Like what am I gonna do? Freak out every day?
Speaker 2: I can't. It happens too much now. It happens way
Speaker 2: too much to freak So anything chilis is there an update?
Speaker 6: Is?
Speaker 2: Are we going to be Are people gonna be able
Speaker 2: to watch the show today?
Speaker 3: Hopefully within the next thirty minutes? I'm hoping, because you know,
Speaker 3: we're at the mercy of technology and engineers now, so I'm.
Speaker 2: Using QR codes. Do you get engineered?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 1: All right, let's go rent to rent to engineer dot com.
Speaker 1: Definitely see if they're working on us. Okay, Hey, what
Speaker 1: is working? Is Facebook is working? We're bigger than them.
Speaker 1: They're working and hashtag Monday selfie. Our friends over a
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Speaker 2: Oh, good for you.
Speaker 1: Jessica's working out this morning. I take that back. That's
Speaker 1: awesome that you're working out this morning. Christy is up
Speaker 1: with the dog. There's cool Karen. There is Missy Ernest.
Speaker 2: Win. I gotta go see now. Winn sent me a picture.
Speaker 1: It looks like he just got home from buying the
Speaker 1: Nirvana Nevermind CD in ninety one.
Speaker 2: That is not that is not a new picture. Win,
Speaker 2: it's funny. It's ninety one ninety two. Win easily. Hey, man,
Speaker 2: I heard this new band, Nirvana just got their new CD.
Speaker 2: Can you believe it?
Speaker 1: There's this other band called the Chili Peppers, Blood Sugar
Speaker 1: Sex Matgic just came out telling about them.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I think that those kids might do all right.
Speaker 2: All right, thank you, Win. That counts.
Speaker 1: The picture is up there hashtag Monday selfie. It's time
Speaker 1: for the phone Call of the day listener Alex, Good morning.
Speaker 7: Morning brother.
Speaker 2: Hey, dude, how are you.
Speaker 7: I'm doing good. I'm on my way to work right now.
Speaker 2: What do you do for a living, Alex?
Speaker 7: I'm an electrician.
Speaker 1: I'm going to ask your question because Alex, my Alex
Speaker 1: over here, we were talking about this this morning.
Speaker 2: How difficult would it be if I.
Speaker 1: Asked you for an email and I said, tell me
Speaker 1: five things you accomplished last week at work?
Speaker 2: Would you be able to do that? Would it be tough?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 1: I could definitely, Like, I'm not saying that, it wouldn't
Speaker 1: be insulting.
Speaker 5: I think that's the give me a checklist everything you did.
Speaker 5: It's like dicro managing a little bit.
Speaker 1: I'm going with the Elon Musk thing how he told
Speaker 1: all federal workers, like, send me an email, five things
Speaker 1: you accomplished last week.
Speaker 2: I'm not saying it's not insulting.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna give you fifty but you could type that out,
Speaker 1: like so, Alex on the phone, you could type out
Speaker 1: five things that you accomplished last week.
Speaker 2: If I asked, yeah, for sure you would keep your
Speaker 2: federal job.
Speaker 1: Then you keep Yeah, we'd let you electrician on continue working.
Speaker 2: What else do you want to talk about, Alex.
Speaker 7: Oh Man, I'm just a new listener. I started listening
Speaker 7: to guys about a month ago.
Speaker 2: Really, how did you find us? Are you new in town?
Speaker 2: I have questions.
Speaker 7: No, I've lived here my entire life. I was a
Speaker 7: big fan of the Dean Rod show. Shout out at them,
Speaker 7: shout out, but uh uh, yeah, man, I started listening
Speaker 7: to all guys after they got canceled. And I love
Speaker 7: the show man. I'll listen to it every day way
Speaker 7: to work.
Speaker 1: It's a lot different than the Dean and Rod Show.
Speaker 1: And nothing against those guys. Listen, those guys were cool.
Speaker 1: I worked in the same building with them for my
Speaker 1: first couple of years here.
Speaker 2: And uh and Dean. Dean's a weirdo. Roger was pretty cool.
Speaker 2: Roger a weirdo to be on a morning show, do
Speaker 2: you do? But Dean was really weird.
Speaker 1: He walk around making like robot sounds in the hallway
Speaker 1: and stuff.
Speaker 2: Like it was weird.
Speaker 1: And he did that as a deflection, so we would
Speaker 1: so we wouldn't have to talk to people like people
Speaker 1: would ask them questions like Peppo bit and you just
Speaker 1: walked by him like it was weird.
Speaker 2: Mike's not touching that.
Speaker 1: Rodge would hang out over at Sam's I saw him
Speaker 1: a couple of times at the bar, and you know,
Speaker 1: we got along. They were they were great. I'm glad
Speaker 1: you're here, Alex. That's awesome.
Speaker 2: Thank you so much.
Speaker 7: Yeah, man, I love it.
Speaker 2: Thanks dude, all right, have an awesome day. Did you
Speaker 2: ever call their show? Were you ever on their show?
Speaker 2: I've never.
Speaker 7: I've been on the show a bunch of times. I
Speaker 7: actually one concent ticket from them, like three.
Speaker 2: Times they answered the phones.
Speaker 7: Yeah, they answered once in a while.
Speaker 1: All right, all right, very good. I'm glad you're here, dude,
Speaker 1: I really am. I'm glad you're here. Anyone else that
Speaker 1: came over from Dean Rodge Man, I'm glad you're here.
Speaker 2: I really am.
Speaker 1: Let me take a short break when we come back
Speaker 1: on a red check for you. We'll find out what's trending,
Speaker 1: and then we'll get set up for the Fresh out.
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Speaker 1: Welcome back, Yeah, Rob Ryan's show on a milk Monday.
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Speaker 1: I like this out of that, all right, I've been
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Speaker 2: So that is trending. That is trending. What do you have?
Speaker 5: The SAG Awards Screen Actors Guild Awards we're yesterday.
Speaker 2: I believe it's the heaviest of the awards.
Speaker 1: All the competitors that won the winners, they were all
Speaker 1: talking about how.
Speaker 2: Heavy that actual award is. Yeah, I just must be
Speaker 2: the heaviest one. I did not see it.
Speaker 1: No hockey, Well, this is the last one before the
Speaker 1: Oscars are next week.
Speaker 5: I think that's that's the real one everybody cares about, obviously,
Speaker 5: And then also trending is Eagles White House. The Super
Speaker 5: Bowl champion Eagles are not going to be visiting the
Speaker 5: White House to celebrate their Super Bowl victory, putting politics aside.
Speaker 5: A lot of people are saying, not me, but a
Speaker 5: lot of people are saying this is an un American
Speaker 5: thing to do as a Super Bowl champions. Not me again,
Speaker 5: but people online are saying that, and that's what's going
Speaker 5: on and turning in May before the bus.
Speaker 7: Good morning, everybody. My name is Jeff and I finally
Speaker 7: punched it through not so fun fact I'm lost on
Speaker 7: game number five four time. But guess what I'm.
Speaker 2: In, baby, I am.
Speaker 7: You're fresh out of bed Head to head Hall of Fame.
Speaker 2: Member number three for twenty twenty five. Side note, I
Speaker 2: hope Sugar Shane calls back in thirty days join me
Speaker 2: at the end of the year, as I just may
Speaker 2: take it all bitches.
Speaker 6: I never do well.
Speaker 2: We need some new players here seven one three, two,
Speaker 2: one two, five, nine four five If you would like
Speaker 2: to play the game. Here's stayed lowest than me on
Speaker 2: the Buzz.
Speaker 1: Ninety four or five the Buzz stained lowest than me,
Speaker 1: Rob Ryan Show, Welcome back for the weekend.
Speaker 2: Everybody. Ten percent chance of rain, sunny skies. Highes up
Speaker 2: around sixty seven.
Speaker 1: Let's play a game, and now it's time for the
Speaker 1: fresh out of bed Head to head Challenge.
Speaker 2: Listeners to your corners, Hey Morgan, Hi, Hi Morgan, good morning.
Speaker 2: How are you?
Speaker 9: I'm good?
Speaker 2: How are you? I?
Speaker 1: I'm in a better mood because I just found out
Speaker 1: that you have never played this game before.
Speaker 9: Yes, I'm very excited.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I'm so excited. Fresh fish. Have some fresh.
Speaker 1: Fish here, Morgan. You're gonna do great. All you have
Speaker 1: to do is shout out your name when you think
Speaker 1: you know the answer. Two questions, two answers, Easy peasy,
Speaker 1: get some free stuff, Play for a couple of days,
Speaker 1: play all week if you want, Morgan, okay, okay, be
Speaker 1: my guest all week long on the show.
Speaker 2: Now you have to play Kevin, though, and you have
Speaker 2: to beat him. Hi Kevin, Hey Rod, good morning.
Speaker 1: Chillie said to tell you welcome back, Kevin. You played
Speaker 1: last year?
Speaker 2: Yes, sir, how'd you do?
Speaker 3: I got the date free?
Speaker 1: Okay, So he's won a couple of games, Morgan, you
Speaker 1: should be taking all this in. This guy's won a
Speaker 1: couple of games before. It's okay, it's not like he's
Speaker 1: all the famer. Okay, I mighta wuked out those three games.
Speaker 10: All right, guys, good luck.
Speaker 7: Morgan.
Speaker 1: Shout out your name when you think you know the answer.
Speaker 1: Two correct answers will score you a rod Ryan show
Speaker 1: t shirt. And then the most important thing is you
Speaker 1: get invite to come out back tomorrow.
Speaker 2: Okay, oh I'm ready. Okay, that's good. Kevin's ready, Morgan?
Speaker 2: Are you ready? So Morgan just shout out their name.
Speaker 2: Kevin knows how to do this. Here we go. Question
Speaker 2: number one.
Speaker 1: Think we got a good one here, Alex, I think
Speaker 1: we got a good one here for a Monday. Question
Speaker 1: number one, how many hours are there in one day?
Speaker 2: Kevin? Twenty four? Twenty four is the correct answer. Kevin's
Speaker 2: on the board.
Speaker 1: Morgan screened her name too, Morgan, where it's okay?
Speaker 2: No, no, that's good. Where are you playing the game
Speaker 2: from my dad's car?
Speaker 1: You're in your dad's card to school.
Speaker 2: In front of the school. Okay, let's go. Let's get
Speaker 2: in front of the school too.
Speaker 1: Okay, interesting, I never was in front of my school
Speaker 1: at this time.
Speaker 2: It's so early for you guys. All right, here we go.
Speaker 1: Next question. Kevin's on the board. Morgan needs to say
Speaker 1: her name first.
Speaker 2: Here we go.
Speaker 1: What document do you need to travel outside the country?
Speaker 1: Kevin correct answer, Yeah, you need a passport.
Speaker 2: Kevin got in there. Good job, good game, Morgan. Morgan,
Speaker 2: you're going into you're in school? What grade are you in?
Speaker 9: I'm in ninth grade.
Speaker 2: You're in ninth grade? Okay, Oh gosh, it made me
Speaker 2: feel bad, Morgan. I'm a high school teacher. Yeah, if
Speaker 2: you would have lost, Kevin, so help me.
Speaker 1: If a ninth year, if a ninth a ninth grader
Speaker 1: beat you as a teacher, you would have never lived
Speaker 1: that down.
Speaker 2: Morgan. Give a shout out to your school. What school
Speaker 2: you're going into? I go to and word academy.
Speaker 1: Man, I'll tell you what I thought. You did really
Speaker 1: really good today. I really enjoyed your energy too. Okay,
Speaker 1: have a great day at school. I hope your friends.
Speaker 1: Do your friends listen to the radio, like, will you
Speaker 1: be at school? And will someone say, oh my god, Morgan,
Speaker 1: I heard you on the radio today.
Speaker 2: I have asked, because I was actually on the first
Speaker 2: comer of the day, so I asked them if they
Speaker 2: heard me, and then all right, thank you, Morgan, have
Speaker 2: a great day. At school. I remember, this is a
Speaker 2: true story.
Speaker 1: I remember hearing a kid on the radio from north
Speaker 1: Ton of One.
Speaker 2: To high school.
Speaker 1: I can't remember what it was. I'm like, I go
Speaker 1: to school with that kid. He was a hero that day.
Speaker 1: Everyone heard him.
Speaker 2: Well, no, maybe she got through now Kevin. Kevin is
Speaker 2: a teacher.
Speaker 1: He probably won't tell anybody he was on today. Hi, Kevin,
Speaker 1: you're a better.
Speaker 2: Brag that you were on today. Congratulations. Hey teach, you
Speaker 2: want to join us tomorrow? Absolutely?
Speaker 11: Okay, all right, bro hang on ninety four or five.
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Speaker 2: Ninety four or five bus Good Morning, rod Ryan Show.
Speaker 1: That's Papa Roach and getting Away with Murder rod Ryan's Show.
Speaker 2: Hoping you had a great weekend. Welcome back everybody. Brandon
Speaker 2: sends an email. I agree. He said, awesome game today.
Speaker 2: So much positive fun energy had me smiling on an
Speaker 2: early Monday morning. Brandon, I agree with you one hundred percent.
Speaker 1: Adam says, a good game to the freshman out there,
Speaker 1: getting out there and getting into the game.
Speaker 2: Kevin, for shame, she's a child man. You're lucky you won. Well.
Speaker 2: He mentions that in his victory speech, too fresh out
Speaker 2: of bed head to head challenge. Here's your current champion.
Speaker 2: Good morning everybody.
Speaker 5: This is Kevin.
Speaker 4: You're fresh out of bed, had to head one day's
Speaker 4: championship and apparently this teacher is smarter than a ninth grader.
Speaker 3: Thank goodness.
Speaker 2: Join me on Tuesday when I make it win number two,
Speaker 2: which is very fun, very fun.
Speaker 8: Today.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, we're back to give it away some Shine
Speaker 1: Doown tickets, which is great news. Shine down August twenty seven,
Speaker 1: Toyota Center. That'll be on the flashback. Oh I just
Speaker 1: got a message. There are five golf teams remaining in
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Speaker 3: Five teams remain.
Speaker 2: Okay, I brought some stuff in for you, guys. It's
Speaker 2: the fuck that to the day. We make you look
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Speaker 1: The cheeseburger was invented in nineteen twenty six at a
Speaker 1: restaurant called The Right Spot Pasadena, California. The owner's sixteen
Speaker 1: year old son randomly threw cheese onto a patty on
Speaker 1: the grill.
Speaker 2: They added it to their menu and they called it
Speaker 2: a cheese hamburger.
Speaker 1: Thank you, sixteen year old kid for dropping that cheese
Speaker 1: on that burger. Good call, Alex. There was a team
Speaker 1: that lasted only one game in the NFL.
Speaker 2: One game. It was the Maroons.
Speaker 1: It was the tonawandah Cardecks Lumberman from Tonawanda, New York.
Speaker 2: Names is too wordy, the Tonawanda Cardecks Lumberman.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so Tonawanda is right over the erie barge Canal.
Speaker 1: I am from North Tonawanda. That is Tonawanda. There is
Speaker 1: no South Tonawanda. There is no West Tonawanda or any Okay,
Speaker 1: so they they joined the NFL in nineteen twenty one.
Speaker 1: They lost forty five to nothing to a team out
Speaker 1: of Rochester and then they said, we're never planning we quit. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Rochester just blew them out forty five to nothing. Finally, Wow,
Speaker 1: the Guinness World Record for the most keys removed from
Speaker 1: a key ring by a parrot that is, is twenty
Speaker 1: two in two minutes.
Speaker 3: That's neat.
Speaker 1: I haven't heard something so stupid on this show since
Speaker 1: we were juggling squirrels. It's the fuck that to the
Speaker 1: day we make you look smart in front of your body.
Speaker 2: It's the fuck that to the day. Why was it
Speaker 2: a two minute record and not a one minute record?
Speaker 2: Everything about that is weird to me.
Speaker 1: Okay, put that and I put my coffee streak in. No, no,
Speaker 1: all right, here we go.
Speaker 2: I got tickets to go see Shine Down. It's your fact.
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Speaker 1: Brought in a fun fact from Tonawanda, New York today.
Speaker 2: M hm, that was awesome. So I thought that, you know,
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Speaker 1: Ninety four or five The Buzz Welcome back Ryan Show,
Speaker 1: Do Do Do?
Speaker 2: It's your Good Morning Rod Ryan Show. Who's on the phone?
Speaker 12: Hi?
Speaker 1: This is j C.
Speaker 2: Hi JC. How are you? I'm good? How are you awesome?
Speaker 2: Calling about the fun fact flashback? Hiram, good stuff.
Speaker 1: It's an actual us D A grade. It is the
Speaker 1: highest grade that ketchups are rated. What are we looking
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Speaker 1: Best ketchup that could pass your lips?
Speaker 3: What did I say?
Speaker 2: I was gonna give you shine down?
Speaker 1: Tickets to my favorite Absolutely, It's the Dance Kid Dance
Speaker 1: Tour August twenty seven, Toyota Center. Tickets on sale now
Speaker 1: at Toyota Center dot com.
Speaker 2: Jac You're in, Thank you, Rod, Thank you so much,
Speaker 2: find out my favorite band. I'm so excited. Oh I'm
Speaker 2: so excited for you. Okay, hang on for me. Have
Speaker 2: an awesome day. And that's good.
Speaker 1: News because we're giving away shine Down tickets all week.
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Speaker 10: I'm ninety four to five to Buzz ninety four or five,
Speaker 10: the Buzz offspring, the.
Speaker 2: Kids aren't all right, fancy radio show, the top grade,
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Speaker 1: You can get for a morning show. Yep, fancy, Yep,
Speaker 1: it's fancy.
Speaker 2: Guys. I hope you're off to a great start to
Speaker 2: your day.
Speaker 6: Thank you.
Speaker 2: I hope you had a great weekend.
Speaker 1: If you want to just feel like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: you did nothing, go look at Alex's pictures.
Speaker 2: If you think you.
Speaker 1: Had a good weekend, go look at Alexis six picture
Speaker 1: and you're like, oh my god, I did nothing.
Speaker 2: I did things.
Speaker 1: You did some things. It was the birthday weekend. Yeah,
Speaker 1: birthday weekend. Okay, did you think you were going camping?
Speaker 2: Was not camping. It was out. I was outside a lot,
Speaker 2: but it was not camping.
Speaker 1: I feel like you're a weird, kind of secretive, low
Speaker 1: key camping guy.
Speaker 5: Now I've become that a little bit. Yeah, unintentionally. I
Speaker 5: just have friends that like to camp, so then like, hey,
Speaker 5: we're gonna do this weekend thing. It happens to be
Speaker 5: camping under our watch. And the last three years, yeah,
Speaker 5: you've become like a god. I'm not an expert at it,
Speaker 5: but I have friends that are more campy than I am.
Speaker 5: You go, I go camping with them. But this was
Speaker 5: not a camp thing. There was a house that we stayed.
Speaker 2: You crap in a picklebucket. No, okay, So you're not
Speaker 2: like a hardcore care bathrooms. You go bathrooms. Okay. Even
Speaker 2: when I do go camping, I go to the marine.
Speaker 2: When I have to take campus.
Speaker 1: Bear grills it. You make your own fire, you bring matches,
Speaker 1: do not bear grills it.
Speaker 2: Okay, you're not bare gril sit you're not a camper.
Speaker 5: I like, I enjoy parts of camping, but the part
Speaker 5: that's uncomfortable sleeping on a rock somewhere in between glamping
Speaker 5: and actual camping, I'm like, whatever is in the middle
Speaker 5: of that fair enough.
Speaker 2: But look at six picks ten percent chance.
Speaker 1: Of rain sunny skies today highs up around sixty seven.
Speaker 1: I am amped to play the Texas Hammer Game next hour.
Speaker 2: That's how you're gonna win your Rodeo Houston tickets.
Speaker 6: A j r.
Speaker 2: Is playing on March sixth, and uh is the cocoff
Speaker 2: this weekend? Yeah, belief. So so, I mean the prade
Speaker 2: is and I think that goes into the stuff. So yeah,
Speaker 2: so everything's about to really get underway here. Okay, trail
Speaker 2: riders do we have to look out for them?
Speaker 1: This wee you're going to look out for signs trail
Speaker 1: riders better look out for science. But I think we
Speaker 1: got to keep an eye on on trail riders. Like,
Speaker 1: I think that's a part of something that somebody has
Speaker 1: to do around here.
Speaker 2: Neat. What what are Houston's headlines? Please? Well, good morning,
Speaker 2: home room, Good morning.
Speaker 5: Rod Elon Musk, who is in charge of the Department
Speaker 5: of Government Efficiency, sent an email on Saturday to all
Speaker 5: federal employees telling them to send back a list of
Speaker 5: five things that they accomplished last week. The email also
Speaker 5: said that if anyone chose not to reply, that the
Speaker 5: department would consider that their resignation. Several US agencies, including
Speaker 5: the FBI, have advised their staff not to comply, and
Speaker 5: the largest federal workers union has questioned Musk's authority to
Speaker 5: enforce such mandates and says that they plan to challenge
Speaker 5: any unlawful dismissals that come from this. Texas health officials
Speaker 5: say that a measles outbreak is reaching historic levels in
Speaker 5: the state, and at least ninety cases have been identified
Speaker 5: in the state's South Plains region, with sixteen people being hospitalized.
Speaker 5: The majority of the cases have been in teenagers and children,
Speaker 5: most of which are unvaccinated. Health officials are now warning
Speaker 5: if a possible measles outbreak at Texas State University in
Speaker 5: San Marcos. The upbreak is also spread to New Mexico,
Speaker 5: where nine people have been infected.
Speaker 2: That's crazy. That used to be something that was talked about,
Speaker 2: like when I was like.
Speaker 5: On the Oregon Trail yeah, yeah, and the dye of measles.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: And then right up.
Speaker 1: Until the time that I was a little kid, I
Speaker 1: feel like measles and mumps were talked.
Speaker 5: About, measles and dysentery, scurvy yeah like that, like that,
Speaker 5: like this has happened.
Speaker 2: What did you get checked for scurvy? I don't think
Speaker 2: I thought only pirates got scurvy. No, I had to
Speaker 2: stand there.
Speaker 1: And you had to Like I think you were standing
Speaker 1: there in your panties in front of the nurse and
Speaker 1: you had to bend over, and they like they.
Speaker 2: Checked your back for scurvy or something that's not scurvy.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 5: I don't know, dude, I don't know what about scarlet fever.
Speaker 2: I had a thing. I had a touch of scarlet
Speaker 2: fever when I was a check fourth grade. I did. Yes, wow, yeah,
Speaker 2: all right, Well, so out for that too. I'm old timey.
Speaker 2: You are really old old.
Speaker 5: Universal Studios New Texas Theme Park is opening next year
Speaker 5: and the details have been released. The resort is going
Speaker 5: to be in Frisco and they will have lands based
Speaker 5: on characters from Shrek, Puss and Boots, Trolls, SpongeBob, SquarePants, Minions,
Speaker 5: and Jurassic World. Attraction features are going to include Shreks Swamp,
Speaker 5: SpongeBob's neighborhood, a Menus themed water play zone, a Trolls
Speaker 5: music festival, and a Jurassic World exploration zone, hopefully without
Speaker 5: real dinosaurs.
Speaker 2: This music seems really low tech for this high tech
Speaker 2: sounding park.
Speaker 5: Ye I didn't know what, like what music would work
Speaker 5: for it, but this one is definitely a choice.
Speaker 2: So this is a full blown universal studios that we're getting.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it seems like in Frisco, which is like outside
Speaker 5: of Dallas, so you got to go through that place.
Speaker 2: But okay, that's to make fun and you don't have
Speaker 2: to go all the way to Orlando, so that's cool.
Speaker 5: One of Diddy's lawyers has filed emotion to be removed
Speaker 5: from his legal team, saying, quote, under no circumstances can
Speaker 5: I continue to effectively serve as counsel for Sean Combs.
Speaker 5: The lawyer's name is Tony Ricco, and despite wanting out,
Speaker 5: he says that he has provided Shawn Combs with the
Speaker 5: high level of legal representation expected by the court.
Speaker 2: Just doesn't seem like a good sign.
Speaker 5: When your attorney's like, I can no longer represent you.
Speaker 2: You wonder like what did you learn? I don't know
Speaker 2: what that happened here? But obviously all of us that.
Speaker 1: Know nothing about the law, you would think if your
Speaker 1: lawyer just says, bro, I can't work with you anymore,
Speaker 1: like what did he see?
Speaker 5: All my lawyer expertise is in bird law? But yeah,
Speaker 5: this seems like a bad sign. Did He does still
Speaker 5: have five attorneys representing him, and Rico's withdraw is not
Speaker 5: expected to delay the trial that's scheduled to begin in May.
Speaker 5: But yeah, like what makes you say I'm out, dude?
Speaker 5: Probably bad stuff in my opinion. They don't opinion only.
Speaker 2: They don't make on like the Dream Team anymore. They
Speaker 2: never left OJ Sonney Cochran would never They never left
Speaker 2: his side, Kardashian. They were there to the end, even
Speaker 2: when the.
Speaker 1: Shapiro Kardashian I think knew that OJ murdered her, and
Speaker 1: he still hung in there.
Speaker 2: On his team's new.
Speaker 1: OJ documentary on Netflix. By the way, they're selling it
Speaker 1: a bible. Yeah, I might bid there's I didn't even
Speaker 1: want to talk about it today. There's an OJ bible
Speaker 1: for sale that.
Speaker 2: Cockran bbby Bobby Kardashian gave him. Kardashian gave him. Yeah, okay, uh,
Speaker 2: this is interesting to me.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Noah Wiland honored his late father with a cover of
Speaker 5: Stone Temple Pilots Sex Type Thing. It's a stripped down
Speaker 5: version of the song that served as StB's first ever
Speaker 5: single on their debut album Core. It features Noah's vocals
Speaker 5: over an acoustic guitar played by Spencer Carr.
Speaker 2: Reed.
Speaker 5: I got a clip for you if you'd like to
Speaker 5: play that.
Speaker 2: Did you see any of the video?
Speaker 5: I saw a little bit of it and it's on
Speaker 5: our music blog page if you haven't seen it yet.
Speaker 2: He's carrying around a.
Speaker 5: Chucky doll, which is the representation of Scott in Noah's dream.
Speaker 2: Speaking about the video, he did.
Speaker 5: Say, like there's a lot I wanted to tell him,
Speaker 5: like how much the world has changed without you here.
Speaker 5: It's an interesting video but definitely worth it the watching
Speaker 5: if you're an STP fan, Like it's cool, like when
Speaker 5: the Sun does stuff like this.
Speaker 2: Unfortunately, like the dad's not there. But but what's Noah
Speaker 2: gonna do? You know? I mean, just run o STP
Speaker 2: back with him? He can sing, yeah, just do.
Speaker 5: A sublime sublime thing like we loved that at the
Speaker 5: twentieth anniversary and it wasn't even the full Sublime cast.
Speaker 2: But go go listen to Noah Wiland.
Speaker 3: He sounds so much.
Speaker 2: Like his dad. It's just he's teasing us with these things.
Speaker 5: And he's putting it makes me feel like there's something
Speaker 5: bigger coming.
Speaker 2: He's he's been doing this for a while for a
Speaker 2: couple of years now, you know, like that's a career.
Speaker 2: But with a career for you, buddy. We know the
Speaker 2: kid can sing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there must have been a sit down with the
Speaker 1: de Leo brothers.
Speaker 2: And can we do this? Yeah, it has to be
Speaker 2: you know. All right, Sports Shift gears, please down at
Speaker 2: spring training. The Astros gotta win. Yesterday they beat the
Speaker 2: Cardinals eleven to six.
Speaker 5: They're gonna play the Marlins today down in West Palm Beach, Florida.
Speaker 5: First pitch is at twelve oh five. That what's going
Speaker 5: on in sports?
Speaker 1: All right, guys, that's one hour down, one hour down,
Speaker 1: Texas Texas Hammer Game. I'm up at around seven twenty again.
Speaker 1: Hashtag Monday selfie. I'm gonna go back. I want to
Speaker 1: go see you guys. Have you dropped the selfie yet
Speaker 1: on our Facebook page?
Speaker 2: Make sure you do that.
Speaker 1: At rod Ryan Show that is working. I'm sorry about
Speaker 1: the video. I hope to get an update soon because
Speaker 1: the YouTube and the Facebook live doesn't seem to be
Speaker 1: working this morning.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: It's very frustrating, but here we are calling ourselves a
Speaker 1: fancy radio show.
Speaker 2: I don't think we're that fancy.
Speaker 9: The rod Ryan Morning Show six, The.
Speaker 1: Buzz ninety four to five, The Buzz Good Morning Rod
Speaker 1: Ryan Show, it's Pod Youth of the Nation.
Speaker 2: Now I can't see Chili either.
Speaker 6: Chili.
Speaker 1: You said you knew about Sonny being in town. Sonny
Speaker 1: from Pod. Chili is a huge Pod fan.
Speaker 2: Chili will Chili will.
Speaker 1: Be at Buzzfusts this year, guys, just seeing I'll be
Speaker 1: throwing my underwear.
Speaker 2: So I got a picture over.
Speaker 1: I got a picture over the weekend and it was
Speaker 1: from Caesar and he said, what up, Brother Rod, and
Speaker 1: just wanted to share. I met Sonny from Pod at
Speaker 1: Buckis and Katie said, really cool.
Speaker 2: Nice dude.
Speaker 1: Told him I was going to send you the pick
Speaker 1: and told him I would also be in the pit
Speaker 1: at Buzzfest.
Speaker 2: My name is Caesar.
Speaker 1: I'm a longtime listener since around two thousand and seven. Listen,
Speaker 1: I probably look at these things a little bit too
Speaker 1: much or too hard.
Speaker 2: What's so funny about this?
Speaker 1: I put it up on our Facebook page so you
Speaker 1: can kind of just scroll down on our Facebook page
Speaker 1: after you're done dropping your selfie. You know it's Sonny
Speaker 1: from Pod. He's pretty recognizable. He's a pretty big rockstar.
Speaker 1: But our guy, Caesar, this is how all of our
Speaker 1: lives have changed. I'm looking at Alex's six Picks and
Speaker 1: I'm giggling. Caesar is in BUCkies. He's got the metal
Speaker 1: shirt on with like my buddies that I went to
Speaker 1: high school with. They're in Malevolent Creation. It's like a
Speaker 1: metal metal band. It's like a metal metal metal band
Speaker 1: from you know, they're in Florida, And the harder to
Speaker 1: read the band's name, the heavier they are. So he's
Speaker 1: got one of those shirts. I'm like, I can't tell
Speaker 1: you what band it is. So he's got the astros hat,
Speaker 1: he's got the metal shirt on, and then he's holding
Speaker 1: a little pink BUCkies onesie municipal waste, like you know,
Speaker 1: metal at night, but then you know, pink Onesie dead
Speaker 1: during the day.
Speaker 2: You know, he must have been doing some shopping for
Speaker 2: his kid.
Speaker 1: Uh you said you that you knew Sonny was in
Speaker 1: townhun Actually, yeah.
Speaker 3: He wrote a book and he was, Uh, he's gonna
Speaker 3: be at a Wildcatters and Katie doing like a book
Speaker 3: signing and like reading or something like that. Okay, and
Speaker 3: he was doing it Saturday, so I knew he was
Speaker 3: in town. Wildcatters does some fun stuff.
Speaker 2: Man. I wish we were working with them. I wish
Speaker 2: they were advertising with us.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I looked at that place to buy it before
Speaker 1: I bought before h Anthony and I bought Lucky's and
Speaker 1: Katie we looked at that place and it's just like.
Speaker 2: Man, there's no sign on the road. It's like down
Speaker 2: at this end of this deserted road. I like the place.
Speaker 2: It's really cool. He was at the stress test.
Speaker 1: Okay, so anyway, Wildcatter. I wish they would advertise with us,
Speaker 1: and we would. I'd love to promote some these things.
Speaker 1: I had no idea that he was going to be there.
Speaker 1: Do you have the book?
Speaker 13: Chili?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 3: No, I was gonna go, but I was still too
Speaker 3: hung over from Front of the Night.
Speaker 1: What's the last Hey, you're the twins, you would know,
Speaker 1: when's the last time Chili sat down and read a
Speaker 1: book that he wasn't required to read? Curling up with
Speaker 1: a good book, not jugs, not drugs magazine, a book.
Speaker 2: Well, that is a book.
Speaker 3: It's called Masooka's Rhyme.
Speaker 2: Bozongos. I read Bizongos from cover to cover.
Speaker 1: Well, there you go. We used to do a thing
Speaker 1: on the show is called sex Jail Blood fame. So
Speaker 1: Caesar had some good fame. My kid has fame. I
Speaker 1: saw that so very cool. Listen, I just want to
Speaker 1: say thank you to everybody down in Galveston.
Speaker 2: It wasn't good weather. It was terrible weather.
Speaker 1: Okay, it was rainy, it was cold, it was windy,
Speaker 1: and I had the best time. And I'm not just
Speaker 1: saying that because it's over. I could to tell you
Speaker 1: it was miserable, and it wasn't. I had such a
Speaker 1: good time just because I guess I got to.
Speaker 2: Share it with London. And she got to ride on
Speaker 2: a float.
Speaker 1: When I told her she was going to get to
Speaker 1: ride on a float, you know, she's been to Marty Ground,
Speaker 1: New Orleans three or four times, so she's like, I
Speaker 1: get to ride on a float. I get to throw
Speaker 1: beads at people. How do I do it? Who do
Speaker 1: I throw beads to?
Speaker 2: Like that? It was funny. So you had like special
Speaker 2: beads you were throwing out too.
Speaker 1: I did. There's a there was a golden bead. There
Speaker 1: was four of them given out in the first weekend.
Speaker 1: You were guaranteed if you caught this bead. They asked them, like, Rod,
Speaker 1: do you want to give away the golden bead? I'm like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I do obviously that I saw it on social media
Speaker 1: because I follow Marty gra Galvez.
Speaker 2: I never wanted anything more the person and I'd like
Speaker 2: to hear did you catch the golden bead that I threw?
Speaker 2: I don't know who caught it. I saw the person.
Speaker 1: They were just coated in beads and I just kind
Speaker 1: of threw it in a general area. You were in
Speaker 1: the drawing for one of four prizes. There were four
Speaker 1: golden beads. They were going to do a drawing, a
Speaker 1: Galveston cruise round trip, tickets to Mexico, Galveston Island wine
Speaker 1: Fest tickets, and Galveston Island passes. So a cruise and
Speaker 1: Mexico trip for catching that damn bead. Yeah, plastic bead
Speaker 1: for just hanging out. I got to throw it.
Speaker 2: It was an honor. They asked me, do you want
Speaker 2: to throw it? I'm like, hell yeah, I do.
Speaker 5: So.
Speaker 1: Brett Michael's played on the main stage, and this is
Speaker 1: where you got a shout out to the crew, not
Speaker 1: only Brett Michael's crew, but the people that work at
Speaker 1: Marty Grog Galveston. That rain was coming right down on
Speaker 1: the stage talking to the Brett's manager. But like it's
Speaker 1: four hundred thousand dollars worth of equipment. If we don't play,
Speaker 1: we save the equipment. If we plug it in and
Speaker 1: it goes zippy z app, we lose four hundred thousand
Speaker 1: dollars with equipment and we don't play.
Speaker 2: So we got to make sure that we kind of
Speaker 2: get this stuff dried out.
Speaker 1: Brett had a private plane waiting for him at six
Speaker 1: po forty.
Speaker 2: His private plane he was.
Speaker 1: Supposed to go on at five thirty, So it's now
Speaker 1: six o'clock. Brett's hard out is six point forty to
Speaker 1: get his to get his plane. So somehow they put
Speaker 1: this together. They get it dried off and they're like,
Speaker 1: we're going to do it. We got the equipment on,
Speaker 1: They got everything dried off, and the manager comes over
Speaker 1: and says, okay, you're doing the announcement.
Speaker 2: Who's this? I go, it's my kids.
Speaker 1: He's like, cool, great, no eighties jokes. I said, I go,
Speaker 1: this isn't a gotcha moment. I said, I'm a fan.
Speaker 1: I go, Brett's the coolest guy. He goes, if we
Speaker 1: worked with you in the past, I said, I've interviewed
Speaker 1: Brett several times. He's a nice guy. I go I'm
Speaker 1: not a gotcha guy. I'm happy to be here. I'm
Speaker 1: happy to help. He just wanted to make sure. You know,
Speaker 1: Brett Michaels can be a bit of a punchline, right,
Speaker 1: you know, So he wanted to make sure I wasn't
Speaker 1: going to do anything like that. So I go, no, dude,
Speaker 1: I'm going to He's like, well, listen. Timing of the essence.
Speaker 2: Basically, he's telling me get on and get off. But
Speaker 2: he was being cool about it.
Speaker 1: Okay, So I said, listen, I want to go up there,
Speaker 1: and I want to thank the crew for getting this
Speaker 1: stage ready. I go, I've been here the whole time
Speaker 1: watching them work. He goes, make Brett the hero. That's
Speaker 1: what he said. He goes, make Brett the hero. Brett
Speaker 1: was not going to cancel this show. He wanted to
Speaker 1: play for these people. I'm like, no problem, I got it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I got it. Can I thank the crew. He's like, yeah,
Speaker 1: make Breath the hero. I'm like, okay, that's a good manager. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's a good manager. Turns out he was a good
Speaker 1: turns out he was the guitar player the band. He
Speaker 1: said he's been managing Brett for twenty years and he says,
Speaker 1: He's like, obviously Poison didn't play the manager and it
Speaker 1: was the guitar player.
Speaker 2: So I mean, so, as we're.
Speaker 1: Getting ready, Brett Michaels is standing and warming up. He
Speaker 1: comes running out and he looks great. He's he looks
Speaker 1: like a rock star. He's awesome, and he's I'm not
Speaker 1: bothering him. And London and I are standing off to
Speaker 1: the wings of the stage and I just said, London,
Speaker 1: stand over here, I'll get a picture of you because
Speaker 1: that's mister Brett behind you. So she's like, cool, as
Speaker 1: I'm taking a picture, Brett Michaels comes running up, sneaks
Speaker 1: up on London and gets behind her and then takes
Speaker 1: and gets the picture.
Speaker 2: It was so great, it was so great. He went
Speaker 2: out there.
Speaker 1: He was a hero. He played for a little longer
Speaker 1: than his six forty out. He played maybe another song
Speaker 1: and people were out there in that weather Man.
Speaker 2: They were out for it. They wanted to see Brett Michaels.
Speaker 1: If you go to Brett Michael's Instagram, he's got a
Speaker 1: picture of him on stage and you'll see all the
Speaker 1: people behind him.
Speaker 2: It looks packed. It was packed. It was good. That's awesome. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it was really really good. He was fun, he's a
Speaker 2: great time.
Speaker 1: He's, you know, my outqu The other thing that the
Speaker 1: manager told me said, when you go out there, say
Speaker 1: what you're gonna say, and then you have to say
Speaker 1: the party starts now.
Speaker 2: And that's his.
Speaker 1: Cue to his crew. That's how they know that I'm done.
Speaker 1: You have to I go. I got it, dude, I
Speaker 1: got it. Brett's the hero. Party starts now, Turmulus. That's
Speaker 1: all I need to know. Either's a bullet points. So
Speaker 1: those are his five bullet points. You could have sent
Speaker 1: to Elon.
Speaker 2: And that was easy, you know what I mean. He
Speaker 2: was cool about it. He was like, listen, you have
Speaker 2: to do this, but he wasn't being ad about it.
Speaker 2: He was cool about it. Yeah. I love working with
Speaker 2: people like that.
Speaker 1: Some of these guys backstage they think their job's a
Speaker 1: little bit more important than it is.
Speaker 5: It seems like it's like the smaller of the band
Speaker 5: that like, yeah, those people do that.
Speaker 2: Yet you know you've been around always, but you know
Speaker 2: our times all right?
Speaker 1: Man?
Speaker 2: He was cool.
Speaker 1: So uh so London stole the show and she got
Speaker 1: the picture with Brett Michaels that's on our Instagram at
Speaker 1: rod Ryan Show.
Speaker 2: Came man to win the best game in Houston.
Speaker 3: Who wants it?
Speaker 1: Okay, uh, time to fill up the queue right now?
Speaker 1: They let it up, fill up the phone lines. Chill
Speaker 1: a seven one three two four five. We're gonna play
Speaker 1: the Texas Hammer Game for Rodeo Houston tickets.
Speaker 2: It's gonna be on March sixth, when A j R.
Speaker 1: Will be on the main stage. Seven one three, two
Speaker 1: one two five nine four five. Come on Houston's.
Speaker 11: Rock, Houston's alternative and The Rod Ryan Morning Show.
Speaker 2: All right, welcome back everybody.
Speaker 1: Good morning, rod Ryan's Show, MILS Monday. I see Chili's
Speaker 1: got a bunch people, as we say in the queue,
Speaker 1: ready to play the Texas Hammer.
Speaker 2: Game, which is great. All right. The weather making me happy.
Speaker 2: It's forty eight right now.
Speaker 1: It's a little gloomy and doomy sun today, ten percent
Speaker 1: chance of rain, high of sixty seven.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry. This is not gonna be the show that.
Speaker 1: Like really gets in depth and breaks down the film
Speaker 1: of the SAG Awards.
Speaker 2: I do see it's trending. Yeah, that's what I had.
Speaker 3: It's everywhere, and.
Speaker 2: I think that's a precursor to.
Speaker 1: The Oscars, another one the Oscars, I understand, you know
Speaker 1: all the other ones.
Speaker 2: It's like, oh, okay, I know people, yo, yeah sure.
Speaker 2: And then Jane Fonda must have been given some award.
Speaker 2: I don't know that or no.
Speaker 5: She said something about being woke means that you care
Speaker 5: about people.
Speaker 2: I think that's what she said. She got some kind
Speaker 2: of a thing. I don't know what's going on.
Speaker 5: Half of Twitter's mad about it. Half of Twitter is
Speaker 5: like she's the best. So that's her whole life.
Speaker 1: She's been polarizing America since Vietnam War. So I am
Speaker 1: I don't know what madness literally, Niam, I don't know
Speaker 1: what madness is underneath addressing everything else.
Speaker 2: That old bird looks pretty good. She's got all these workouts.
Speaker 2: She looks pretty damn good.
Speaker 5: What else is trending? Milf Monday is trending? Okay, I'm Suerisse.
Speaker 5: Submitted to us by listener Paco. They'll give her a
Speaker 5: look today.
Speaker 2: At the water famous rod Ryde showpage at buzz dot
Speaker 2: com and also Atlanta Airport brawl is trending. I guess
Speaker 2: there was a big brawl that broke out at.
Speaker 5: Hartsfield International Airport and someone filmed it. There were people kicking,
Speaker 5: punching people. It went crazy, and that's what people are
Speaker 5: talking about online right now. And that's what trimming. I'm
Speaker 5: not even by the buzz, but you should go check
Speaker 5: out my six picks. I wish that was trimming.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, six picks. All right, Well, guys, listen, we're
Speaker 1: not really okay. Instead of like breaking down the SAG Awards,
Speaker 1: I thought we would, all right, game.
Speaker 2: I got no time for those SAG Awards. Rock sag,
Speaker 2: Let's go, Let's go, he would ever say, sag on.
Speaker 2: I yes, you would, and you did. Ben wants to
Speaker 2: play the game.
Speaker 1: It's for a j R Rodeo Houston tickets Rodeohuston dot
Speaker 1: com for the full lineup.
Speaker 2: It's Rodeo, y'all. Yeah, I try. It's it's Rodeo time, y'all. Ben, y'all, y'all. Ben, Yes, Hi, y'all.
Speaker 2: It's I'm trying. He stoked, Ben, I'm trying. Go Texan Day.
Speaker 1: Listen, Ben, I'm gonna play you a clip of the
Speaker 1: Texas Hammer. He is going to be reciting some lyrics.
Speaker 1: You need to tell me the name of the band
Speaker 1: and the name of the song. Okay, Ben definitely. Okay, dude,
Speaker 1: here we go. Let's take a listen together.
Speaker 13: Oh this time, it still feels just like yesterday that
Speaker 13: I walked a Million Miles with you?
Speaker 2: Okay, I mean the name of the band and the
Speaker 2: name of the song.
Speaker 1: Benny, Yeah, Benny, Benny, Benny, Benny, Benny, Benny, Benny, Benny
Speaker 1: any Benny Benny Bennet.
Speaker 2: Daniel, let me on you a gas no nothing, Daniel,
Speaker 2: Good morning.
Speaker 3: Daniel, Hey, good morning Manhi.
Speaker 1: Daniel, Let's take a listen to the Great Texas Hammer.
Speaker 7: Oh this time, it still.
Speaker 13: Feels just like yesterday. Did I walked a Million miles
Speaker 13: with you?
Speaker 2: That's a song that we play here on the radio station. Daniel.
Speaker 2: What's the name of the band? What's the name of
Speaker 2: the song? Under You? Yes, yes, Steers under You? What
Speaker 2: how'd you know that? Dude? Come on, man's probably now.
Speaker 3: How do you know that?
Speaker 1: Because because the lyrics I know said pretty clearly in
Speaker 1: a song my favorite band, and I don't know any
Speaker 1: lyrics to any songs. Okay, I can barely get through
Speaker 1: the ABC's Daniel, you got tickets to.
Speaker 2: The Rodeo Houston. It's gonna be It's gonna be March.
Speaker 2: Y'all y'all.
Speaker 1: Thank you, y'all, y'all come back March sixth a j
Speaker 1: are night and uh Daniel, great job today, Bro, thanks
Speaker 1: for being on the show.
Speaker 2: Good job. Hi, appreciate it.
Speaker 9: Man, I have a go Thank you.
Speaker 1: Hey.
Speaker 3: We don't need your attitude. We have one of our
Speaker 3: The Rod Ryan Show on.
Speaker 13: Oh this time, it still feels just like yesterday that
Speaker 13: I walked a million miles with you.
Speaker 1: Okay, now it's so easy, it's so easy.
Speaker 2: Right afterwards, it's not fair.
Speaker 1: Good morning everybody, Rob Ryan's Show ninety four or five
Speaker 1: the bus.
Speaker 2: Thank you to the great Texas Hammer.
Speaker 1: For hooking us up with those lyrics every Monday to
Speaker 1: play the Texas Hammer game.
Speaker 2: Good stuff. Okay, I'm gonna have to get it well, Chilly.
Speaker 1: There's pictures of Dave's mistress online.
Speaker 2: Just when I said I didn't have any pictures of her,
Speaker 2: ten emails come flying in. It's like Jude, God, here
Speaker 2: she is right here.
Speaker 3: We're running a story.
Speaker 2: On the music blog page. We know her name.
Speaker 1: Do you know Dave had a child out of wedlock?
Speaker 1: I think everybody knows that the baby was born. We
Speaker 1: don't know the baby's name. Baby was born August.
Speaker 2: First, first, and we know her name.
Speaker 1: She doesn't have any social media accounts, but of course
Speaker 1: paparazzi boom, there's.
Speaker 2: Pictures of her floating around out there.
Speaker 1: So I'm gonna put my bloodhound Chili on that so
Speaker 1: he can get that stuff up on. He will, he will,
Speaker 1: unless he's I don't know, unless he's doing something else.
Speaker 2: You know, he's probably trying to fix our cameras.
Speaker 1: I am, yeah, apologize about the cameras today.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: It is no one's fault here, no, and it's not
Speaker 1: Radio Wizard's fault either, But I just told him, I'm like, dude,
Speaker 1: enough's enough with the cameras being down.
Speaker 5: You know, get our department, Get our camera department to
Speaker 5: write the five things that they did and accomplished last week.
Speaker 2: It's not fix our cameras.
Speaker 1: You guys have your cameras working this morning. Thank you,
Speaker 1: Michael Garcia. Thank you Christina, beautiful picture of you. I'm
Speaker 1: assuming that your daughter Dante.
Speaker 2: Is Aaron.
Speaker 1: There's Kirk whoor All these people that are shouting out Jesus,
Speaker 1: Ricky is that you?
Speaker 2: Ricky is jacked.
Speaker 1: He looks like that hot target Santa Claus from this year.
Speaker 2: Say some iron for the rest of us.
Speaker 1: Bro hashtag Monday selfie Jesus christis guy's jacked.
Speaker 2: Hashtag Monday selfie.
Speaker 4: You see it?
Speaker 2: You see the guy? Did you see hot Santa? It
Speaker 2: was like trending before Christmas? Is he hot Target Santa?
Speaker 2: Maybe hotter?
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm looking at all the pictures that you guys
Speaker 1: have posted. Thank you so much on our Facebook page,
Speaker 1: and thank you to our friends over at Shell Federal
Speaker 1: Credit Union.
Speaker 2: Somebody's gonna win a hundred bucks.
Speaker 1: All you gotta do is just drop a little selfie
Speaker 1: selfie on the Facebook page. Now, I use the Facebook
Speaker 1: page for show prep. Once in a while I saw
Speaker 1: that today was I Hate Cilantro Day. Mike, Yeah, it's weird.
Speaker 1: I know the guy that owns I Hate Cilantro dot com.
Speaker 1: He's the one that got me started.
Speaker 2: I'm buying all the dumb dot com It sounds like you.
Speaker 1: Might own it, my friend, Alberto, he's the one that
Speaker 1: started me off.
Speaker 2: I'm buying stupid U r L and you stated me,
Speaker 2: I'm buying stupid uls. He owns I Hate Cilantro dot Com.
Speaker 2: It's great day for him. Today is I Hate cilantro day.
Speaker 2: So you hate cilantro?
Speaker 1: I don't, But I asked, what is another food that
Speaker 1: needs their own hate day? On our Facebook page, Craig
Speaker 1: says pickles, Carrie says green olives.
Speaker 2: Friend off, friend off. I love green olives over black olives.
Speaker 5: Yes, I'm not gonna say no to an olives, but
Speaker 5: I would go black olives over green.
Speaker 2: Black olives don't have a lot of taste. They taste
Speaker 2: like they're beast black olives.
Speaker 1: They're bland compared to a green olive, they're super bland.
Speaker 2: Maybe. Kathleen says crawfish.
Speaker 5: Mike, I can't understand why people don't like crawfish, though
Speaker 5: I get white people.
Speaker 2: Don't like crawfish.
Speaker 5: Like, if you don't like the smell of crawfish, then
Speaker 5: you're going to hate crawfish.
Speaker 2: They're cockroaches of the sea. They are what they are. Okay,
Speaker 2: I just added one.
Speaker 1: So what I'm asking is, what is another food that
Speaker 1: needs their own hate day?
Speaker 2: What did you have?
Speaker 5: Deviled eggs? Trash, absolute trash. You're just gonna make you
Speaker 5: fart up a storm the rest of the day. Everybody,
Speaker 5: It's like, oh, I love that. I hate the smell
Speaker 5: of them.
Speaker 2: I hate them. Do you okay, do you like mustard?
Speaker 2: I do like mustard.
Speaker 5: I like eggs, I like okay, I don't like hard
Speaker 5: boiled eggs. I like eggs, I like mustard. I like
Speaker 5: a lot of the things that go on devil eggs.
Speaker 5: But I do not like deviled eggs. It is disgusting.
Speaker 1: I cannot bite into the white part of an egg.
Speaker 1: The Yeah, I cannot bite into the white part of
Speaker 1: an egg.
Speaker 2: I sense the healthy part, I know, but I don't
Speaker 2: want that. So that's the only thing.
Speaker 1: Me and Randy Ryan ever got along, and we were
Speaker 1: the only time my dumb bra and I were on
Speaker 1: the same page. Is he liked the white and I
Speaker 1: like the yolk. Okay, of course, fat boy like the
Speaker 1: yolk and he liked the white part. So we would
Speaker 1: split our eggs up. We would actually work together around
Speaker 1: Easter time, and it's the only time we've ever done
Speaker 1: anything like that. The deviled eggs, I love the inside
Speaker 1: of them. I think they're great. I think it's awesome.
Speaker 1: I just cannot bite into that white Yeah, I can't.
Speaker 2: I just cannot do it.
Speaker 1: It's there's a texture thing, there's a there's an everything
Speaker 1: that I just can't do raw onions, cilantro, a lot
Speaker 1: of black olives, liver with sabby. My question this morning
Speaker 1: is what is another food that needs their own hate day?
Speaker 2: Is it cilantro like one of those.
Speaker 5: Wasn't there some study that like in DNA that like
Speaker 5: some people are they that's why they think it tastes
Speaker 5: like soap in some people's DNA. They just don't process
Speaker 5: sat the same way other people process cilantro. Like, I
Speaker 5: think cilantro is delicious. I love throwing it on taco
Speaker 5: It's great. But I understand why people are like, the
Speaker 5: smell makes me not like it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and cilantro are the leaves of coriander, so I
Speaker 1: think it goes back to that, and then there's the
Speaker 1: same yeah, yeah, yeah. Coriander is the seeds, the leaves
Speaker 1: are cilantro. But most of the world world just calls
Speaker 1: it cilantro.
Speaker 2: Rock oysters.
Speaker 5: I like, but you got you got to put stuff
Speaker 5: on it too. I can understand, like that's why you
Speaker 5: gotta dress it up.
Speaker 2: Nobody likes them. I do. They're like just doing it.
Speaker 2: I'll hammer those bad voice all right, happy, I hate
Speaker 2: cilantro day. Everybody carry on the rod Ryan show.
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Speaker 1: I didn't know that the was gonna make it the weekend.
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Speaker 1: dot com hate foods, I'm glad it back s cargo.
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, Omani mushrooms.
Speaker 1: I'm with you, bo, I'm with you mushrooms.
Speaker 2: It should be I hate mushroom day, every day, every days.
Speaker 2: I hate mushroom day for me.
Speaker 1: And then asshole that wants it on half the pizza.
Speaker 1: Uh huh, she's stinking up the whole thing. The half
Speaker 1: the pizza guy. There's nothing more annoying than let's put
Speaker 1: us on half though, Like I want mushrooms on half.
Speaker 1: I'm cool at that. Take no other Is there another topping? Like,
Speaker 1: let's just say, like I like green olives does not
Speaker 1: stinking up the.
Speaker 5: Whole Pizzapenos do. My wife doesn't like hotpenions, so I give.
Speaker 2: She says, it gets on the other half. On half,
Speaker 2: she said, I can.
Speaker 1: Tell you had app Yeah, not a lot of room
Speaker 1: in that box.
Speaker 2: And that stink from those things walks over to you.
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Speaker 1: Alex has his six picks on links and guests as well.
Speaker 1: We got hashtag Monday selfie happening on our Facebook page.
Speaker 2: So there's lots to do.
Speaker 1: We just I mean, we don't just like ease in
Speaker 1: anything around here. We just jump right in and start
Speaker 1: like reckon shop. Sunny Sky's today ten percent chance of rain,
Speaker 1: highs of around sixty seven. Next hour we'll talk BlackBerry Smoke.
Speaker 1: They're coming March twenty eighth to seven pe to three
Speaker 1: Music Hall. I'll compare tickets for you right now. Alex
Speaker 1: has Houston's headlines.
Speaker 2: Well, good morning Rod, Monday morning everyone.
Speaker 5: Elon Musk, who is in charge of the Department of
Speaker 5: Government Efficiency, sent an email on Saturday to all federal
Speaker 5: employees telling them to send back a list of five
Speaker 5: things that they accomplished in the last week. The email
Speaker 5: also said that if anyone chose not to apply, that
Speaker 5: the department would consider that their resignation.
Speaker 2: Was the first phone call Alex.
Speaker 1: Alex, Yes, we kind of joked with him, like Alex
Speaker 1: the electrician. I'm yeah, and I said, if I asked
Speaker 1: you to send me a list of five things that
Speaker 1: you accomplished at your job, could you do it?
Speaker 2: He sent me the email we were joking with Rice
Speaker 2: and that to his boss he can keep his job.
Speaker 2: Good morning, brother Rod. Here's a list of my five things.
Speaker 1: I built a cable tray so we could start bringing
Speaker 1: power to the machines. I ran conduit throughout the building
Speaker 1: for power, terminated various motors and sensors, and pulled wire
Speaker 1: and cables and terminated.
Speaker 2: This is a man, Yeah, this is a man doing
Speaker 2: man's work. You're setting this seamal to a couple of
Speaker 2: girls over here. We don't know what you're talking about.
Speaker 1: Ard that to Elon. So, yeah, we just made a
Speaker 1: little joke. I understand how insulting it would be to
Speaker 1: tell me what you did last week.
Speaker 2: You're micromana. Do you feel like?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 2: All right?
Speaker 1: Well again. Elon Musk is a polarizing figure right now.
Speaker 5: Several of the US agencies, including the FBI, have advised
Speaker 5: their staf not to comply, and the largest federal workers
Speaker 5: union is questioned Musk's authority to enforce such mandates. And
Speaker 5: say that they planned to challenge any unlawful dismissals they
Speaker 5: come from all of this, But yeah, that's it's a
Speaker 5: big story, probably the biggest story of the weekend. The
Speaker 5: big story from the weekend was Pope Francis in a
Speaker 5: Roman hospital with pneumonia and kidney failure. Despite his serious
Speaker 5: health issues, the Vatican reports that he is alert and responsive.
Speaker 2: The eighty eight year old has expressed gratitude for.
Speaker 5: The global outfouring of support, well wishes and prayers, particularly
Speaker 5: from his native country of Argentina, where numerous masses have
Speaker 5: been held in his honor. While his prognosis remains uncertain,
Speaker 5: the Vatican continues to emphasize that his heart is performing
Speaker 5: well and that the Pope continues to engage in light
Speaker 5: activities from his hotel room. Discussions about a potential resignation
Speaker 5: of surfaced, the Vatican officials are currently focused on his recovery.
Speaker 2: This is low key one.
Speaker 1: Of my favorite stories today, Yes, kind as well, because
Speaker 1: I like the whole what's gonna happen next, what.
Speaker 2: We're gonna do here? Tell ever write a movie about it?
Speaker 5: But thieves and France stole a man's credit card, bought
Speaker 5: lottery tickets and one big but now they can't come
Speaker 5: forward without getting caught. So the victim is offering to
Speaker 5: split the pot with them if he gets his stuff back.
Speaker 5: The jackpot's worth more than a five hundred thousand American dollars,
Speaker 5: and the cash here that sold the thieves the ticket
Speaker 5: said that they boasted about the win and were so
Speaker 5: excited that they forgot their smokes. Nobody has come forward
Speaker 5: with the winning ticket so far, which makes sense because
Speaker 5: doing so would be just turning yourself in essentially trying
Speaker 5: to claim the prize. And I don't know if you
Speaker 5: can say, hey, I'm not going to press charges. I
Speaker 5: don't know if that works because you've already kind of
Speaker 5: where it stolen.
Speaker 1: You get a lawyer, you're like, okay, what's half half
Speaker 1: a million dollars?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 5: And then I also, if I am the guy that
Speaker 5: says that I would split them, I would not split it.
Speaker 2: Oh, so I would do this.
Speaker 5: To get them to do that, And then I'm pressing
Speaker 5: all the charges and I'm like, yo, dude, f you guys,
Speaker 5: you stole my stuff.
Speaker 2: I rarely I want to punish you.
Speaker 1: I rarely agree with your dumbass on any of this stuff, right, I'm.
Speaker 2: Kind of on your side on this one. Oh no,
Speaker 2: you don't like it when things are taking away from you.
Speaker 1: Now, off, they robbed this man, so yeah, you can
Speaker 1: lie and manipulate.
Speaker 5: Okay, I would be a thief at that point, and
Speaker 5: I would steal my money was really my money, but
Speaker 5: it was your money, you thought.
Speaker 2: I stand with you on this. Yeah.
Speaker 5: They are on the clock though, because you only get
Speaker 5: thirty days from the date of purchase to claim your winnings.
Speaker 2: Oh so we got like twenty nine days.
Speaker 6: Now.
Speaker 1: Just don't forget about this story, please, I will try, and.
Speaker 2: I will trust somebody.
Speaker 5: Email me in twenty eight days and remind me Alex
Speaker 5: check on those French thieves.
Speaker 2: I want an update. It's gonna be fun to follow.
Speaker 5: Should we be worried about the Beebs because people are
Speaker 5: saying we should after a video served of him acting
Speaker 5: strangely at a pop up event for his wife Haley's
Speaker 5: skincare line. In the video, Bieber's talking to a fan
Speaker 5: but looks thin and has what people are calling a
Speaker 5: weird grin on his face. He also keeps shifting his
Speaker 5: weight from one foot to another, but again like he
Speaker 5: could just but you might have been hungover, man, I
Speaker 5: don't know.
Speaker 2: You could have an off day. It doesn't mean that
Speaker 2: you're going through a bunch of stuff.
Speaker 5: Not that it doesn't, but so called sources said that
Speaker 5: his wife is deeply concerned for Justin and that he
Speaker 5: doesn't seem to care about his well being anymore, and
Speaker 5: that he's lost all motivation for creating music. Bieber's reps
Speaker 5: are saying the exact opposite and denying those claims, though
Speaker 5: they're saying that he is one of the best places
Speaker 5: he's ever been in and that he is not using
Speaker 5: hard drugs. He was seen smoking a little little reefer
Speaker 5: with Dave Chappelle at the S and L fiftieth anniversary party,
Speaker 5: but ego hard drugs legal.
Speaker 2: You can smell it everywhere in New York.
Speaker 5: So he's either doing the worst he's ever done or
Speaker 5: the best he's ever done, depending on who you're getting
Speaker 5: that information from.
Speaker 2: I've got another confession.
Speaker 5: The mystery surrounding Dave Grohl's secret baby mama has apparently
Speaker 5: been solved. Jennifer Young of Florida says that she is
Speaker 5: the mother of girls seven month old daughter. She did
Speaker 5: not reveal the baby's name, but it's been reported that
Speaker 5: the kid's last name is Grohl and that she was
Speaker 5: born on August first. Girls reps have not responded to
Speaker 5: questions about the reveal, and Young has no public social
Speaker 5: media accounts, so there's not been any real additional details
Speaker 5: to come out so far.
Speaker 2: Your twin has a picture of her.
Speaker 5: Oh, yeah, he does. I know you were getting some
Speaker 5: sent to you after I had not seen her. Yeah,
Speaker 5: I hadn't seen her. And I feel gross, Like what
Speaker 5: do you mean trying? I this isn't my business. This
Speaker 5: is it seems like a very private matter. And I
Speaker 5: get that he is a public star, but it's like
Speaker 5: this is you know, like this seems awful.
Speaker 2: This is the kind of stuff that people love.
Speaker 5: I get it, I absolutely get it. I feel gross
Speaker 5: like being like, well, let's let's learn about it. Like
Speaker 5: obviously she's having to deal with Dave, who wants to
Speaker 5: be with his wife. He doesn't want to be with her,
Speaker 5: so she's like you were one night stand or whatever
Speaker 5: you were, and and now she's gonna raise a kid
Speaker 5: by herself, with maybe the help of Dave.
Speaker 2: Probably the help of Dave a lot of I don't
Speaker 2: really a lot of financial help from Dave.
Speaker 5: But she's still gonna have to be a single mom
Speaker 5: now at this point, like he's not gonna be with her,
Speaker 5: So I don't know.
Speaker 2: This feels it feels weird.
Speaker 1: But didn't he say in the initial statement he's only
Speaker 1: made one that he would this child would be a
Speaker 1: part of his life.
Speaker 5: And I don't love Yeah, I think so, and he
Speaker 5: planned for the child to be But then again, like
Speaker 5: it's always gonna be weird being like, hey, honey, I'm
Speaker 5: gonna go see my other kid, and like, I don't know,
Speaker 5: I feel weird that I get.
Speaker 2: That this is tabloids, this is what people do, but like,
Speaker 2: I don't like this.
Speaker 5: I don't like this at all. But yeah, Jennifer Young
Speaker 5: is the name of a lady from Florida. Okay, wish
Speaker 5: them the best, Yeah, you wish them the best.
Speaker 2: That kid's gonna be taken care of. She's gonna be
Speaker 2: taking care of fun. I think so.
Speaker 1: A lot of money heavy so or does it make
Speaker 1: it awesome? A ton of money has landed in her
Speaker 1: bank account, Yes, for the kid, for the kid?
Speaker 5: All right?
Speaker 2: What sports down at spring training? The astro who's gotta win?
Speaker 2: Yesterday they beat the Cardinals eleven to six.
Speaker 5: They're gonna play the Marlins today down in West Palm Beach, Florida.
Speaker 5: First pitch is at twelve oh five. And that is
Speaker 5: what's going on in sports.
Speaker 2: Okay, here we go, Here we go.
Speaker 1: Halfway point of The show Man, the Drone and w
Speaker 1: BlackBerry Smoke. Tickets coming up in about twenty minutes from now.
Speaker 9: Sent Ty Easton's Rocking Alternatives, The Dry.
Speaker 6: Morning Show from six to ten AM ninety four or.
Speaker 10: Five ninety four or five, The Buzz, Good Morning, brod
Speaker 10: Ryan Show, Red Hot Chili, Pepper's Under the Bridge half
Speaker 10: what part of the show too, But.
Speaker 2: Eight oh nine.
Speaker 1: I hate having to bring this up, but I want to.
Speaker 1: I know you guys are way smarter than this. Today
Speaker 1: is hashtag Monday selfie. We've done it a couple of
Speaker 1: times already this year and there's been not a problem
Speaker 1: at all. And then today the scammers found out about
Speaker 1: what we're doing and people are playing along this morning.
Speaker 1: You guys are doing great. I love you.
Speaker 2: You know. This is low key one of my favorite things.
Speaker 1: That we do because we don't we get to see
Speaker 1: you guys, you know, so thank you to our friends
Speaker 1: over at Shell Federal Credit Union.
Speaker 2: We're gonna give somebody a hundred bucks at the end
Speaker 2: of the show.
Speaker 1: Chili and only Chili will contact you. Yes, there's a
Speaker 1: couple of scamming scamsters that are on there saying Okay, hey, congratulations,
Speaker 1: blah blah blah.
Speaker 2: It's like all this, like these steps that you have
Speaker 2: to do. Chili, did you see that? I sent it
Speaker 2: over to you just so you can kind of see
Speaker 2: it and just kind of keep half an eye on it.
Speaker 2: I know you're working on a bunch of things.
Speaker 3: Yeah, just I just think about the last thirty minutes,
Speaker 3: just deleting in report, reading those comments, which Facebook's probably
Speaker 3: gonna do nothing about it.
Speaker 5: It's okay, Chili off later because Chili posted to me
Speaker 5: years ago.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Chili posted like a side boob and he got banned. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you got people that are scamming people out of money,
Speaker 1: and Facebook will just say this doesn't really go against
Speaker 1: community standards, like we're cool, scam but the size of
Speaker 1: a but the side of a boob does.
Speaker 2: Chilie, we had no problems the first couple of weeks
Speaker 2: we did this.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm a zero, you know, not without AI and
Speaker 3: all that stuff is just getting harder and harder.
Speaker 2: So you sound like you're twin over here. Everything's ai
Speaker 2: saying it's a bad thing. It's a very bad thing.
Speaker 3: Hey, it's just saying it's one of the things. Also,
Speaker 3: I had to go and I reported about thirty of
Speaker 3: the comments because I went down the comments and looked
Speaker 3: on it. Yes, sir, so about thirty of it. And
Speaker 3: it's just like there's that many. Yeah, there was a
Speaker 3: lot of it. And then I was.
Speaker 2: Like, we can't have any fun anymore.
Speaker 3: Yeah, So I've reported a lot of them. And then also,
Speaker 3: if y'all have one that's in your comments, put it
Speaker 3: scam and that's it helps out that way and we'll
Speaker 3: be well, should be good.
Speaker 2: The other scam that I can't seem to get rid of.
Speaker 2: I've talked about this on the air.
Speaker 1: There's a bunch of rod Ryan phony facebook pages out there.
Speaker 1: They grab my pictures, they grab pictures of us everything,
Speaker 1: and it looks like a real page. Then they go
Speaker 1: out and look at bands and they send bands things.
Speaker 1: They're like, hey, man, i'll play your stuff on the
Speaker 1: air if you pay me money.
Speaker 2: And I've talked about this.
Speaker 1: I apologize if you heard me and complain about this
Speaker 1: over and over again. But this is just another one
Speaker 1: of those things at Facebook. When I send it to them,
Speaker 1: they do nothing about it. They do absolutely nothing about it.
Speaker 1: But our page, our real page, the rod Ryan Show page.
Speaker 1: I get things all the time like you are no
Speaker 1: longer being published. Yes, we're not putting you out there,
Speaker 1: we're not taking your page away, but you're one step
Speaker 1: of losing your page.
Speaker 2: What have we done? What have we done? Not scam people,
Speaker 2: which apparently is what Facebook.
Speaker 1: Are scamming people out of money, and you won't take them,
Speaker 1: you know down. It is very very frustrating, super frustrating.
Speaker 1: So just I know you guys are super smart. I
Speaker 1: just wanted to make sure that you don't fall for
Speaker 1: something only Chili will get a hold of one of you.
Speaker 1: And there's no don't ever, We're not We're never gonna
Speaker 1: ask you for a credit card or anything like that.
Speaker 2: Who did we talk about last week? The Google dolls?
Speaker 1: Yeah they had to put out a post, right, Yeah,
Speaker 1: you didn't mention that on their Instagram. They're like, listen,
Speaker 1: we hate to do this, but we understand there's a
Speaker 1: bunch of things out there, and there's there's somebody claiming
Speaker 1: to be the Goo Goo Dolls. Listen, we will never
Speaker 1: ask for your credit card, you know, like us guys
Speaker 1: in the band. You know, I'm sure there's a Google
Speaker 1: Doll website where you can buy t shirts and that's
Speaker 1: a credit card situation.
Speaker 2: But it's just gotta be careful. I know you guys
Speaker 2: are way smarter than everybody else out there. So thank you,
Speaker 2: thank you.
Speaker 1: And I don't want to The reason I hate bringing
Speaker 1: it up because I don't want to deter you from
Speaker 1: dropping a picture, because we'll do that. We like seeing
Speaker 1: your your bright, smiling faces in the morning. Thank you
Speaker 1: to our friends over at Shell Federal Credit Union. Quick break,
Speaker 1: let me come back and a rerect check for you.
Speaker 1: We'll find out what's trending and then we'll get you
Speaker 1: those BlackBerry smoke tickets.
Speaker 9: Rock and Alternative fair use The Rod Ryan Morning.
Speaker 6: Show six to ten am, The.
Speaker 1: Buzz Alright, welcome back, everybody, rod Ryan Show, MILF Monday,
Speaker 1: Sunny's Guys Today, Tener sent chance of rain high sixty seven.
Speaker 2: I got some great tickets coming up for you. But first, Alex,
Speaker 2: what's trending? Hashtag? Monday selfie? It is trending?
Speaker 5: Shout to our friends at Shell Federal Credit Union in
Speaker 5: Chili will contact you. Only Chili will contact you if
Speaker 5: you in but lots of people posting their selfies on
Speaker 5: our Facebook page.
Speaker 2: Also trending is Jane Fonda.
Speaker 5: She was at the SAG Awards and made a speech
Speaker 5: that people are talking about and then GTA six revealed
Speaker 5: date is also trending this morning. Grand Theft Auto sixth
Speaker 5: the well. It's been a widely awaited video game. They've
Speaker 5: announced that they will have an early twenty twenty six
Speaker 5: release for the game.
Speaker 2: Grand theftoughto five is one of the highest most selling
Speaker 2: video games of all time.
Speaker 1: You know what else I see is trending and I
Speaker 1: just tell me your thoughts. Pam Anderson's no makeup look
Speaker 1: at the twenty twenty five SAG Awards. Pam Anderson steals
Speaker 1: the show. Blah blah blah. It's like Snoop smoking a joint.
Speaker 1: I understand the first time that Pam Anderson showed up. Okay,
Speaker 1: she's going makeup free, so brave. She's one of the
Speaker 1: most beautiful people of all time. Alicia so brave with
Speaker 1: the no makeup, it's almost silly. She's trending for walking
Speaker 1: the red carpet.
Speaker 2: With no makeup. I get it, everybody's got makeup on.
Speaker 1: But this is like the tenth red carpet she's walked
Speaker 1: with no makeup.
Speaker 2: It's no longer trending. Chili doesn't wear makeup to any
Speaker 2: of our red carpet events, and no one bets nine,
Speaker 2: No one says anything about Chili. I think Chili looks gorgeous.
Speaker 1: But I think it's funny, like when Snoop Dogg it
Speaker 1: used to be so gangster to be smoking a joint.
Speaker 2: Now it's legal everywhere. It's not cool out there. He's
Speaker 2: smoking like on Instagram, and it's like, it's just not
Speaker 2: cool anymore. Like it's it's it's cooler not to smoke
Speaker 2: the NFL, like you could smoke in the NFL. Now
Speaker 2: it's a thing now. But yeah, I don't know. I mean,
Speaker 2: it's good. Good for her that she feels comfortable enough
Speaker 2: to do that.
Speaker 5: Maybe there's some women that that feel like now they're
Speaker 5: empowered to go do that because Pam Anderson did that.
Speaker 2: But yeah, like it's it's done already. A right, Who
Speaker 2: are we right to tell women what to do?
Speaker 9: Nobody?
Speaker 2: I'm not part of the patriarchy. I'll tell you that much.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're right, all right, Well, it's super brave. She's
Speaker 1: she is. Also we got tickets, sure, du buddy. Black
Speaker 1: Berry Smoke.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 1: Now there's the Black Keys, There's the Black Veiled Brides.
Speaker 1: There's Black Eyed Peas, Blackstone Cherry, Black Sabbath, Made the
Speaker 1: Black from Metallica.
Speaker 2: Black Pumas I think is about yeah right yeah, Black
Speaker 2: Beetles from Migos.
Speaker 5: Black Hearts Saints is a band, black Hole Sun is
Speaker 5: a song, black Box, Black Angels, BlackBerry the Phone, Black Youngstu, Yeah,
Speaker 5: Jack Black.
Speaker 1: This is another one. It's BlackBerry Smoke. They're playing March
Speaker 1: twenty eighth, seven to one to three Music Hall. Tickets
Speaker 1: are available through Ticketmaster. I do like this band. I
Speaker 1: have three of their albums, so that counts as liking
Speaker 1: the band.
Speaker 2: I've not seen them live yet.
Speaker 1: If I'm available on this date, I'm going to go
Speaker 1: see them. They are just a rock band that kill
Speaker 1: it on stage. I've seen some live stuff on YouTube
Speaker 1: and I need to be a part of this show.
Speaker 2: You can be a part of this show.
Speaker 1: I'll take Caller ten seven one three two one two
Speaker 1: four five.
Speaker 2: Ryan Shows ninety four five The buzz, Good morning, rod
Speaker 2: Ryan's Show. Thank you so much for having us song.
Speaker 1: Thank you so much for dropping pictures on our Facebook
Speaker 1: page this morning. You guys look amazing and don't fall
Speaker 1: to the scammers. Chili and only Chili will let you
Speaker 1: know if you have won that one hundred dollars from
Speaker 1: our friends.
Speaker 2: Over at Shell Federal Credit Union. Really big on this band.
Speaker 2: This kid's is called rock and roll now, brother, because
Speaker 2: you ain't got a lot.
Speaker 1: Of BlackBerry Smoke. March twenty eight, seven one to three
Speaker 1: Music Hall, Good.
Speaker 2: Morning, rod Ryan Show, Good morning. I need someone that
Speaker 2: wants to just rock, not metal rock, just a rock.
Speaker 2: You want to see a rock band.
Speaker 6: It's been a while.
Speaker 2: Would you like to go to a rock band a
Speaker 2: rock concert? Yes?
Speaker 5: Yes, yes, yes yes.
Speaker 2: Lee listen, I got you. What is your name?
Speaker 6: Olivia?
Speaker 1: Olivia BlackBerry Smoke is the name of the band. You're like,
Speaker 1: who do worry about it? Seven one to three Music Hall,
Speaker 1: March twenty eighth, Go see this band, I promise you.
Speaker 2: I cannot wait. I cannot wait to get the email
Speaker 2: the day after to say, Rod you were right. This
Speaker 2: band is awesome. Why aren't they huge? All right? Thank you? Olivia?
Speaker 2: Thanks for listening.
Speaker 3: Thank you.
Speaker 2: Hang on for me.
Speaker 1: We'll have to take it's all week. I'll try to
Speaker 1: sneak out a little cut here and there.
Speaker 2: They're good. They're really good. That like rival Sons. You know,
Speaker 2: these these rock bands with these killer singers and just
Speaker 2: cool old school guitar riffs.
Speaker 1: Rock is alive and well, my friends sunny skuys today.
Speaker 1: Ten percent chance of rain high of sixty seven. I
Speaker 1: went groceries before the weekend. I had to get ready
Speaker 1: to get the kid. Yeah, I had the kid this weekend,
Speaker 1: so you know, I gotta have groceries se sons, yeah,
Speaker 1: and pick some oj But I bought eggs.
Speaker 2: Ran billionaires, I know, I know. So is there just
Speaker 2: one other person on the planet that's like me and listen.
Speaker 1: I don't have money to be throwing away, But if
Speaker 1: I need eggs, I'm buying damn eggs. They were five
Speaker 1: they were five bucks. Okay, there were four ninety five
Speaker 1: something like that. I just looked at the national average
Speaker 1: of eggs four ninety five.
Speaker 2: What were they? I don't know. I don't know. If
Speaker 2: I need cheese, I grab the cheese that I like. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I don't check the price all I do is fight?
Speaker 2: Do you look at the prices? Do you know like
Speaker 2: what you're paying for certain things. I'm just I hate
Speaker 2: to sound like a complete asshole.
Speaker 3: I just don't look at that.
Speaker 2: If I need my wife, does I do not?
Speaker 1: If I need salsa, I just grab the one right
Speaker 1: there in front of you.
Speaker 2: It's not even the same round beef. This is the
Speaker 2: ground beaf. I'm like, what this price is the ground
Speaker 2: beeB We're not getting.
Speaker 5: Ground beef now, like I need it, I'm gonna get it.
Speaker 1: I'll notice if something is on sale or whatever, and
Speaker 1: it's like, okay, if I'm gonna make it today and
Speaker 1: that ground beef it needs to be.
Speaker 2: Sold by tomorrow, I'll get that one.
Speaker 5: I'll buy off brand stuff if you buy off brand stuff,
Speaker 5: but I'll still get the cheese I want to get.
Speaker 5: I'm gonna get Moneray Jack cheese. I'm gonna get the
Speaker 5: Moneray Jack cheese. I don't know what brand it is,
Speaker 5: but I'll get it.
Speaker 1: Spare me the okay millionaire emails.
Speaker 2: It has.
Speaker 1: It has to be exhausting to go grocery shopping and
Speaker 1: manage every five cent off coupon of toothpaste and ever
Speaker 1: and people. I know people get the rocks off on
Speaker 1: that stuff. I just don't know how much eggs used
Speaker 1: to be. I just know that I paid five dollars.
Speaker 1: That's forty cents an egg. If I want to scrambled egg,
Speaker 1: it's forty cents.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Was it super cheaper than that? Do you know
Speaker 2: you're asking the wrong guy, buddy?
Speaker 1: And I can't ask him him Miss Christina?
Speaker 2: Him doesn't go. Has he ever been grocery shopping?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 2: Get, he's got to go get beer? Does he ever
Speaker 2: have to pick up a few things?
Speaker 5: I could see her being like, hey, grab grab a
Speaker 5: car and the milk.
Speaker 2: Ever go grocery shopping?
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 2: I have? Okay, okay, you have meaning you're forty some
Speaker 2: years on this planet? You grocery shop? Oh yeah, it's
Speaker 2: forty two years. It's forty two years old. Okay, celebrated birthday.
Speaker 1: Do you look at the prices?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Do you have any idea what eggs used to cost
Speaker 1: before people started losing their minds on eggs and the
Speaker 1: bird flu and all this other stuff?
Speaker 3: I know you could get a carton like like I'm
Speaker 3: talking about like a dozen No, like the big carton,
Speaker 3: like the square one.
Speaker 2: Who are you cooking for there's two of you and
Speaker 2: twenty five dogs. The doctor.
Speaker 3: Don't worry about it. You're asking questions. Okay, you're doubting
Speaker 3: my skills.
Speaker 1: Okay, So you're talking about like one of those big
Speaker 1: squares yeah, flat of an.
Speaker 3: Now there used to be like eighteen bucks a palette
Speaker 3: or something like that.
Speaker 2: Are you buying that many eggs when you buy eggs?
Speaker 3: Well, when I used to before the doctor said my
Speaker 3: cholesterol was too hot, you.
Speaker 2: Would you would buy one of those big squares of an.
Speaker 3: Then you go for like the eighteen pack.
Speaker 2: Now okay, so that's still a lot of eggs.
Speaker 3: Hey, don't worry about it.
Speaker 2: Do you do.
Speaker 1: You have any idea what a dozen eggs used to cost?
Speaker 2: Because I paid five dollars? Like, do you have any idea?
Speaker 2: Or no?
Speaker 3: Man, it would be like about three bucks or three
Speaker 3: to four Yeah, okay, yeah.
Speaker 2: I've never really had eggs down to a stat was foxes.
Speaker 2: They just go in the house. The eggs is free.
Speaker 1: There's a video going viral online and there's a for
Speaker 1: sale sign outside of a home, and I mean there's
Speaker 1: really now listen home prices.
Speaker 2: I understand those are through the roof. Yeah, it's ridiculous
Speaker 2: someone looking at Okay, I can't do it.
Speaker 1: Alex can talk about my house for free, and I
Speaker 1: can tell you, like what's happened in the time that
Speaker 1: I've lived here, I can tell you, I can I
Speaker 1: can speak on it how home prices, just like going
Speaker 1: through the roof. Now there's a video online viral and
Speaker 1: it's a for sale sign outside of a home, and
Speaker 1: it's a usual photo of the realtor, but there's also
Speaker 1: an added sign above it says, free eggs with purchase
Speaker 1: of house.
Speaker 2: Our eggs that exist.
Speaker 5: They know that the viral by posting that, so okay,
Speaker 5: that helps shout out to the realtor for having a
Speaker 5: little fun, or the homeowner or.
Speaker 2: The TikToker, whoever's doing this.
Speaker 1: The free egg sign seems to be of lower quality
Speaker 1: than the for sale sign, but it does seem to
Speaker 1: be like a fixed to the post, so it's it's
Speaker 1: the thing, free eggs with purchase of house.
Speaker 2: Really funny, really funny.
Speaker 5: So you buy this house, you think of eggs or
Speaker 5: like these the eggs now that you've already bought.
Speaker 1: You buy this ridiculously overpriced home and I'm going to
Speaker 1: throw in a four ninety five dozen of eggs.
Speaker 2: Earnest money down, you get. You get the cart and eggs,
Speaker 2: no closing costs, and a free dozen.
Speaker 8: You're listening to the Rod Ryan Show on ninety four
Speaker 8: or five the bus.
Speaker 3: I like that.
Speaker 2: I like getting a little breaking Benjamin in the morning.
Speaker 2: That's awaken. Good morning, rod Ryan Show. I hope you're
Speaker 2: up now. I think you probably are. Thanks for spending
Speaker 2: your time with us this morning. Okay, you're right. Three
Speaker 2: years ago eggs.
Speaker 1: Were less than two dollars a dozen, and now they're five.
Speaker 1: That's a big increase. Yeah, it's a big increase.
Speaker 2: Now. I understand what the egg thing is about. I
Speaker 2: just don't look at the prices. I'm sorry. I know
Speaker 2: I got them. Must be nice. I gotta save this money.
Speaker 2: I gotta take my kids. I get it. I understand that.
Speaker 2: It's just the one thing that I just don't do. Listen.
Speaker 1: I'm a penny pincher in other aspects of my life.
Speaker 1: It's just the food thing. How about this.
Speaker 2: Somebody brought up this point.
Speaker 1: Rod couldn't tell you what to gall on a gas costs,
Speaker 1: but I need gas in my car and I just
Speaker 1: stop and get it.
Speaker 2: Do you know what to ga on the gas costs
Speaker 2: right now? Nope, I am the same way. I don't
Speaker 2: have any idea, but I.
Speaker 5: Do like anytime you're wish somebody, you're just like, whoa
Speaker 5: gas is this much?
Speaker 2: Yeah? You just say that out loud, and it seems
Speaker 2: like you're very aware of that.
Speaker 5: I am not at all aware of what like the
Speaker 5: average price of gases, but you just act like everything
Speaker 5: is just insane.
Speaker 2: What's it like being a millionaire? What's it like? What's
Speaker 2: it like? But it is one of those like I
Speaker 2: need this, I buy it. If the gas is five cents,
Speaker 2: bubble gum? What was that you're sprice? Bubble gum? Gone up?
Speaker 2: Milkshakes used to be twenty five cents when I was young. Boys,
Speaker 2: I said, I'm not making fun. I'm not.
Speaker 1: If you are somebody that really, you know, you're smart,
Speaker 1: you're a better person.
Speaker 2: If we don't laugh about it, we'll cry. Yeah. But yeah,
Speaker 2: I couldn't tell you what a gallon again? Is it
Speaker 2: three fifteen? I'm guessing it might be three fifteen a gallon?
Speaker 1: I just I just got gas at Bucki's yesterday.
Speaker 2: I have no idea what I paid for it. I
Speaker 2: just know I needed it.
Speaker 5: Average price is two seventy three a gallon in the
Speaker 5: state of Texas.
Speaker 2: Okay, it's great, mid grade three? Is it great? In
Speaker 2: eighteen cents? I just said gatane.
Speaker 1: Now that I'm gonna get emails from the oil and
Speaker 1: gas people like, dude, you just said that was great.
Speaker 2: Let me tell you why that's not good? Like, okay,
Speaker 2: you can't wait, Yeah, you can't win.
Speaker 1: Today's National Tortilla Chip Day. Can we all agree?
Speaker 2: Hell, yeah it is. Can we all agree that? Listen.
Speaker 2: I don't know if it's a good time to buy.
Speaker 2: I don't know if it's a bad time to buy.
Speaker 2: But just be seven cents a bag. When I was
Speaker 2: a lad, I need tortillas.
Speaker 1: Okay, I need them, and I don't want the tortilla
Speaker 1: industry to hear me when I say this.
Speaker 2: I don't care what you charge. I'm going to buy them.
Speaker 2: Don't tell the other tortilla companies all over the day.
Speaker 1: I'm never not buying tortillas. I don't know if it's
Speaker 1: a if. This the problem with the good old days.
Speaker 1: You don't know when you're in them until after they're gone.
Speaker 1: The good old days of buying eggs in twenty nineteen.
Speaker 1: None of us took it. We all took eggs for granted.
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Speaker 2: You've got to recognize some things while they're happening.
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Speaker 6: Show six to ten am.
Speaker 2: The Buzz before or five the buzz? It was on
Speaker 2: this day in nineteen ninety two.
Speaker 1: Kirk Cobain thought it would be a good idea to
Speaker 1: marry Courtney Love. I that one they entered into the
Speaker 1: bonds of holy matrimony on this day.
Speaker 2: Kirk killed himself two years after two years. You know,
Speaker 2: Hitler killed himself the day after he got married.
Speaker 3: I did know that.
Speaker 2: Did you hear that on this show? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Hitler got married and then shot himself in the face
Speaker 1: the day after marriage.
Speaker 2: I don't know everybody. I don't know that Francis Bean
Speaker 2: and Courtney they're worth a lot of money.
Speaker 1: But they were married at the time of his death,
Speaker 1: so they are worth some. Matt some mad cash, that's
Speaker 1: for sure. Good morning everybody. I hope you're off to
Speaker 1: a great start to your day. Next hour, Pierce the
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Speaker 1: Alex over here still holding down Houston's headlines.
Speaker 2: What you got well, Good morning everyone.
Speaker 5: Elon Musk, who is in charge of the Department of
Speaker 5: Government Efficiency, sends out an email on Saturday to all
Speaker 5: federal employees telling them to send back a list of
Speaker 5: five things that they accomplished in the last week. The
Speaker 5: EMI also said that if anyone chose not to apply,
Speaker 5: that the department will consider that their resignation.
Speaker 2: Several US agencies, including.
Speaker 5: The FBI, have advised their staff not to comply, and
Speaker 5: the largest federal workers union has questioned Musk's authority to
Speaker 5: enforce such mandates. They also say they plan to challenge
Speaker 5: any unlawful dismissals that come from this.
Speaker 1: Ashley with and I, who is in the teaching sector,
Speaker 1: sent me a list of.
Speaker 2: Five things she accomplished last week. We are not taking lists.
Speaker 1: I mean, I just I brought it up this morning.
Speaker 1: It was Alex the electrician. Yes, that we asked him
Speaker 1: if he could if he was asked to list five
Speaker 1: accomplishments last week, could he do it?
Speaker 2: He sent it to us. Yeah, I'm not saying like,
Speaker 2: it's not micromanaging.
Speaker 5: I get that that it is, like, yeah, it is
Speaker 5: like insulting to some people, but it's like you should be.
Speaker 2: Able to say five things he did in the week, right,
Speaker 2: I think most people could. I think so too.
Speaker 5: Texas health officials say that a measles outbreak is reaching
Speaker 5: historic levels in the state. At least ninety cases have
Speaker 5: been identified in the state's South Plains region, with sixteen
Speaker 5: people hospitalized.
Speaker 2: The majority of these cases have been.
Speaker 5: In teenagers and children, most of which are unvaccinated. Health
Speaker 5: officials are now warning of a possible measles outbreak at
Speaker 5: Texas State University in San Marcos. The outbreak has also
Speaker 5: spread to New Mexico, where nine people have been infected.
Speaker 5: And then earlier you were talking about scurvy with your back,
Speaker 5: that scoliosis.
Speaker 2: We've corrected on that, but yeah, I got mixed up.
Speaker 2: What was scurvy? What was Scurvy is a pirates. Okay,
Speaker 2: Universal Studios New Texas Theme.
Speaker 5: Park is opening next year and the details have finally
Speaker 5: been released. The resort will be in Frisco, which is
Speaker 5: just outside of Dallas. It'll have lands based on characters
Speaker 5: from Shrek, Puss in Boots, Trolls, SpongeBob, Square, Parents, Minions
Speaker 5: in Jurassic World.
Speaker 2: Where were we on the announcement of this thing, like nowhere?
Speaker 1: It's a done deal and we're now talking about like
Speaker 1: it's opening soon and we're talking about the you know,
Speaker 1: breaking ground and everything. There's some cool videos. We have
Speaker 1: a link up on links and guests today. Okay, I
Speaker 1: didn't know that we were. I was unaware unless forgotten
Speaker 1: because it's not here. It's in Frisco, Texas. Yeah, but
Speaker 1: it's a Universal Studios.
Speaker 2: It's kind of having to go to Orlando. Now you
Speaker 2: can go to Frisco. All right, it's good news. I
Speaker 2: just don't remember the announcement that, hey, we won, like
Speaker 2: Texas won all these other places. This is the cool stuff. Yet,
Speaker 2: I think a lot of people got to be hearing
Speaker 2: about this for the first time.
Speaker 5: So it's Some of the attractions are going to include Shrek, swamp,
Speaker 5: SpongeBob's neighborhood, a Minion's theme water play zone, a Trolls
Speaker 5: music festival, and a Jurassic World exploration zone, hopefully without
Speaker 5: any real dinosaurs.
Speaker 1: This one seems specifically geared towards younger kids.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you know, although I do want to go to
Speaker 5: spongebobs neighborhood. I want to try a Crabby Patty.
Speaker 2: Oh, there you go. I want to go to Patrick's
Speaker 2: house because he lived under a rock. Oh yeah, that
Speaker 2: was cool.
Speaker 5: Maybe Sandy Cheeks's house too, he lived in a bubble
Speaker 5: that you had to go under the sea.
Speaker 2: I don't know, I hope.
Speaker 5: So. One of Diddy's lawyers has filed a motion to
Speaker 5: be removed from his legal team, saying, quote, under those circumstances,
Speaker 5: can I continue to effectively serve as council for Shawn Combs.
Speaker 5: The lawyer's name is Tony Ricco, and despite wanting out,
Speaker 5: he says that he has provided Shawn Combs at the
Speaker 5: high level of legal representation expected by the court did
Speaker 5: He does still have five attorneys representing him, and Rico's
Speaker 5: withdraw is not expected to delay the trial that's scheduled
Speaker 5: to begin in May. Noah Wiland honored his late father
Speaker 5: with a cover of Stone Temple Pilot's song Sex Type Thing.
Speaker 5: It's a stripped down version of the song, which served
Speaker 5: as STP's first ever single on.
Speaker 2: Their debut album Core.
Speaker 5: It features Noah's vocals over an acoustic guitar played by
Speaker 5: Spencer Carr Reid.
Speaker 2: Got a clip for you.
Speaker 3: I thanks you.
Speaker 2: Just sounds so much like his dad. It sounds like
Speaker 2: Wiland unplugged. Yeah, Scott Wiland. His dad hurt too.
Speaker 5: So. The music video shows Noah walking around with a
Speaker 5: Chucky doll, which is a represented a representation of Scott
Speaker 5: and Noah's dreams. Speaking about the video, Noah said, quote,
Speaker 5: there was so much I wanted to tell him, like
Speaker 5: how much has changed on earth without him. It's a
Speaker 5: pretty interesting video and just bring us Supe back together.
Speaker 2: Let's let's just do it. He could do like you
Speaker 2: could do everything. He sounds just like his dad.
Speaker 9: It's it's perfect.
Speaker 2: Do you want to know about Crost You see the
Speaker 2: full video on our music blog Day God Jesus Christ.
Speaker 2: It sounds just like his dad, like Prime Scott. Okay,
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: I mean, he doesn't owe us anything. He doesn't have
Speaker 1: to favor in dad's footsteps. But when you do stuff
Speaker 1: like that, you're leading me to believe that, hey, maybe
Speaker 1: you'd like to explore the option of maybe taking over
Speaker 1: for your dad.
Speaker 13: You know.
Speaker 5: Yeah, And we saw that was sublime recently and that
Speaker 5: worked out well. So who knows, all right what you
Speaker 5: got In sports? Down at spring training, the Astros gotta win.
Speaker 5: Yesterday they beat the Cardinals eleven to six. They're gonna
Speaker 5: play the Marlins today down in West Palm Beach, Flota,
Speaker 5: first pitch.
Speaker 2: But that's as sick or at twelve o twelve oh five.
Speaker 2: Excuse me.
Speaker 5: You can hear it on tape delay on Sports Talk
Speaker 5: seven to ninety at seven o'clock tonight.
Speaker 2: But that's what's going on in sports Buzz, Rock and
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Speaker 6: Ryan Morning Show. I'm six to ten am.
Speaker 2: Ninety four or five The Buzz, Good Morning, rod Ryan Show.
Speaker 2: That System of a Down. That's Hannah's favorite band. Everybody
Speaker 2: knows Hannah, right, everybody knows Hannah, I sure do.
Speaker 1: Hannah was the one that came in on Thursday and
Speaker 1: played read My and she did a great job.
Speaker 2: Chef Hannah, Chef. I remember her telling me that that
Speaker 2: was her favorite band, Chili. Are you.
Speaker 1: Fishing for more people to come in to play Read
Speaker 1: my Lips?
Speaker 3: Yes, sir, if you go to links and Gas is
Speaker 3: the third link up there where people can sign up
Speaker 3: for to try to play Read my Lips. And I
Speaker 3: guess this week I'm playing because Alex won this week.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but we're just good. We're alternating regardless of who wins. Right, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm really missing you today, buddy.
Speaker 2: I I can't see you. I can't there's nothing, there's
Speaker 2: so none of this.
Speaker 1: I think in homeroom you said something like, I'm well,
Speaker 1: we're hoping to get this fixed in a half an hour.
Speaker 2: I know it's not on you.
Speaker 1: Pal, but there's no online like watch us live. There's
Speaker 1: no Facebook live, there's no YouTube, no x live.
Speaker 3: There's nothing to day not today, it's taking the day off.
Speaker 2: Have you gotten a solid? We don't need to get
Speaker 2: into it, but have you gotten a solid?
Speaker 1: Here's why, or it's just there's just nobody even odd
Speaker 1: but getting to you.
Speaker 3: Tom the engineer came in already and we tried everything
Speaker 3: that we usually tried. It's not working, so he's gonna
Speaker 3: have to mess with it after we get off air.
Speaker 2: We've jiggled the court.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's been putting. It's been putting, rise, it's been
Speaker 3: jiggled all the above. Now it's just that he has
Speaker 3: to mess with the IP addresses and all that stuff,
Speaker 3: and he needs to get into this computer.
Speaker 2: Surely you could be in there jiggling your court.
Speaker 1: I can't see nobody can see you.
Speaker 3: You know, you know my court does jiggle jiggle?
Speaker 9: All right?
Speaker 3: All right, it doesn't. It doesn't.
Speaker 2: Yeah, thank you, yes, please. That's the that's the that's
Speaker 2: how he's he's grown. He's like, you know what, I'm
Speaker 2: gonna stop right there.
Speaker 3: I had before I would just say it yeah, and
Speaker 3: now I'm like, hey, I gotta pay bills. I'm gonna
Speaker 3: shut up.
Speaker 2: I saw this, Thank you, Chile.
Speaker 1: I saw this over the weekend, and then I saw
Speaker 1: them completely backpedaling on this. I wanted to talk about
Speaker 1: this on Friday, and we just.
Speaker 2: Didn't have time.
Speaker 1: Again, we got busy.
Speaker 2: Did you hear about HP.
Speaker 1: Hewlett Packard making people weight online on purpose?
Speaker 2: Like to wait on hold? Did you see anything about this?
Speaker 2: Yeah at all?
Speaker 1: Hewlett Packard HP added a minimum fifteen minute weight time
Speaker 1: for everyone dialing into their call center and you're like, oh,
Speaker 1: no big deal, I don't need I don't use Hewlett Packard.
Speaker 1: But if you do have scumbaggery, if is it? What
Speaker 1: else did we talk about recently? He said, who would
Speaker 1: do this on purpose? There was a company that we
Speaker 1: just called out for doing something not exactly like this,
Speaker 1: but they were making their product worse Google, Google, Google,
Speaker 1: because they.
Speaker 2: Went ads to show up higher.
Speaker 5: So then you were on You're like six sixth paid
Speaker 5: without finding real results.
Speaker 1: Hewlett Packard added a minimum fifteen minute weight time for
Speaker 1: everyone dialing into their call center. It started on Thursday.
Speaker 1: I got this on Friday, which I wanted to talk about.
Speaker 1: And they're admitting that the purpose is to encourage people
Speaker 1: to use their online resources to solve their own problem.
Speaker 1: They do not want to pay a human to answer
Speaker 1: the phone. They want to figure this out on your own.
Speaker 1: They're targeting the people that are clogging their phone lines
Speaker 1: with issues that can be easily handled online or by
Speaker 1: using virtual chatbots.
Speaker 2: The virtual chatbots suck.
Speaker 1: So I recently I fly Southwest just because I got
Speaker 1: the card and I got the points and all of that,
Speaker 1: and I got the Companion pass and I needed to
Speaker 1: move around some flights and do all this stuff and
Speaker 1: I just couldn't do it online. And it was a
Speaker 1: It was an instance where I needed to talk to
Speaker 1: a human being. Yeah, and you forget that that's even
Speaker 1: an option now because we do so much of it online.
Speaker 2: Just boo tip tappy on the phone and you move.
Speaker 1: You know, Southwest is really good about letting you move flights,
Speaker 1: and I just couldn't seem to get the.
Speaker 2: Companion thing worked out, and I needed a human being.
Speaker 1: Can I tell you and listen. I did no compensation,
Speaker 1: I get no Southwest. I do this on my own.
Speaker 1: The woman on the other end of the phone, I
Speaker 1: just said, I go, thank you so much for She's like,
Speaker 1: I can handle that for you, sir, and then within
Speaker 1: a couple of keystrokes, boom, she did it. I said,
Speaker 1: I go, ma'am, I just I could not get this
Speaker 1: done online. She goes, No, what you were asking for
Speaker 1: could be a little tricky. I understand, Happy to do
Speaker 1: it for you. Those days are going to be numbered, yeah,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, like for us being like
Speaker 1: when London and Baby El when they're older and they're
Speaker 1: gonna be there's going to be no customer service as
Speaker 1: now we know that it's being farmed out. Can I
Speaker 1: just tell you that this woman was so helpful and
Speaker 1: I just and I told her, I said, listen, I
Speaker 1: do this all the time. I've flowm with you forever.
Speaker 1: You see the millions of points I said, I just
Speaker 1: couldn't do it. She goes, no, this one, I understand
Speaker 1: why you called me, the one you probably wouldn't been
Speaker 1: able to do on your own. Wow, but Hewlett Packard
Speaker 1: got busted for this. Now they're back. Now they're BACKPEDALINGEP,
Speaker 1: They're totally backpedaling on the whole thing. HP forced customers
Speaker 1: to wait fifteen minutes for tech support on purpose, backpedaled
Speaker 1: after backlash. After the backlash, HP said it was just
Speaker 1: trying to raise awareness for its online support options.
Speaker 2: They claimed that this was just giving you different.
Speaker 1: Options that they want you to really try to use
Speaker 1: some common sense and figure it out on your own.
Speaker 5: There are old people that don't understand how to do
Speaker 5: that stuff, man, and like you need to help those people.
Speaker 1: How could a company be willing to do this on
Speaker 1: their own when you need them, You need that company's help.
Speaker 1: I needed Southwest's help and they helped me. They don't
Speaker 1: care about Hewlett Packard. I might for all I know,
Speaker 1: I have a Hewlett Packard printer at my house. I
Speaker 1: don't even know what the hell are I don't Again,
Speaker 1: mine's a cannon. But but the minute you go to
Speaker 1: cant service, you can't find that anywhere.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, you know what I mean.
Speaker 5: Like, well, you're gonna have to call this guy, and
Speaker 5: then also we're gonna try and sell you on a
Speaker 5: hundred other things. And then you're gonna have to find
Speaker 5: out our secret code where that gets you to whoever's
Speaker 5: going to cancel it.
Speaker 2: And then they're gonna hang up on you.
Speaker 1: If you go to cancel something, return something. It's never
Speaker 1: just a couple of clicks away.
Speaker 5: No, that's not easily a cancelation fee now, and I
Speaker 5: got cancelation feasy, get at it.
Speaker 2: And that's when they force you to call and talk
Speaker 2: it over with them.
Speaker 1: I'll tell you. I'll give you another example. For a
Speaker 1: long time I was on Nutral system and I could
Speaker 1: not cancel that damn order. It just repeated and it
Speaker 1: kept coming every month, that box of food.
Speaker 5: And I've changed cards because I wanted to get out
Speaker 5: of stuff like that.
Speaker 1: I called. I was on the phone with them for
Speaker 1: ten minutes. They're just trying to like, why don't you
Speaker 1: just just get the snacks? Just wait a bit a bite,
Speaker 1: but just think about how great it would be just
Speaker 1: to have the breakfast.
Speaker 2: I said, look, I don't want it any more. I'm
Speaker 2: arguing with the person. They did not want me to
Speaker 2: let They did not want to let me go.
Speaker 1: I mean they were trained hard court not to take
Speaker 1: no for an answer, but that was nowhere to be
Speaker 1: found on the website. Yeah no, but if you want
Speaker 1: to sign up recurring all, that's easy, right h piece
Speaker 1: comebacks for this huge comebacks.
Speaker 2: They are those people. Yeah, and try to those decisions.
Speaker 2: Let's go.
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Speaker 2: What you got today?
Speaker 5: Today's AOL is called two Can Versus Cups, and it
Speaker 5: is Ripley the two can trying to stack cups with
Speaker 5: his big ass beak and then sometimes his beak knocks
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Speaker 2: Yeah, like the fruit Loop Bird. I saw it this
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Speaker 1: I can't tell you how happy I am that that
Speaker 1: song that we just played that song because we had
Speaker 1: some new breaking Benjamin earlier, some new word breaking Benjamin.
Speaker 1: You know, we've we've been a part of all of
Speaker 1: these world premieres, but we just world premiere that new
Speaker 1: Disturbed and just just play it all day.
Speaker 2: Everyone loved it. Ninety four to five the Buzz, Good morning,
Speaker 2: that's Disturbed.
Speaker 1: I will not break. And it was one hundred percent satisfaction.
Speaker 1: It was one hundred percent approval of everyone that was
Speaker 1: commenting on it, even people behind the keyboard and behind
Speaker 1: their phones when they were sending me messages about the song.
Speaker 1: Nobody took a crack at it to say that they
Speaker 1: didn't like it.
Speaker 2: It just it was really it was.
Speaker 1: Really well received. And because that because of what she
Speaker 1: just rocks. Because of that, Okay, ten percent has to
Speaker 1: rain Sunny's guys highs him around sixty seven.
Speaker 2: Who is this guy on links and guests? Look, guys, this.
Speaker 1: Man I went to go look at the boys pictures,
Speaker 1: and what I came back with is I saw what
Speaker 1: a man does on the weekend.
Speaker 2: Oh me talking about me?
Speaker 1: I'm talking about you, Jack Leg What are you doing
Speaker 1: with guns and fishing and steaks and tractors?
Speaker 5: Was hanging out with the boys this weekend and we
Speaker 5: just we're like, let's do some man stuff.
Speaker 2: It was manly. We did a lot of man stuff.
Speaker 2: Man Alex left.
Speaker 1: Here on Friday a boy, and he came back a
Speaker 1: man with a hair on his balls and everything. Thirty
Speaker 1: six year old Alex real man, what are you doing?
Speaker 1: These are great pictures. By the way, where are you guys?
Speaker 1: Can you tell me that?
Speaker 2: My mother's family has some land up near Huntsville.
Speaker 5: We went up there and we growing up, but we
Speaker 5: had like we would just go up there for random
Speaker 5: family stuff. But I really never got to take friends
Speaker 5: up there until this weekend. So okay, yeah we did that.
Speaker 5: I had some friends go up there, and then I
Speaker 5: was like, well, it's kind of like secluded. We could
Speaker 5: bring guns if you got I got own guns. But
Speaker 5: I was like, if you guys want to bring your guns,
Speaker 5: we could shoot some guns. And my friend Tyler has
Speaker 5: a significant arsenal. I guess one of those one of
Speaker 5: those double eagles. You're like a revolver with like a
Speaker 5: sight on it, like a scope on it, which was
Speaker 5: like I felt like I was playing Call of Duty
Speaker 5: in real life.
Speaker 2: Silence are on one of them.
Speaker 5: Yeah, there's a bunch of silence suppressor. I'm not a
Speaker 5: great shot, but I did feel cool shooting guns.
Speaker 2: All right, So I go, I go over and Alex
Speaker 2: all morning.
Speaker 1: He's like, dude, check out my picks. I'm like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I'll get there. He's like, dude, like did cool stuff, Like, dude,
Speaker 1: check out my picks. I'm like, dude, I'll get there.
Speaker 1: I'm busy.
Speaker 2: I'm trying to run a morning show here. And then
Speaker 2: I just went to go look at.
Speaker 5: Him and fishing fishing, I caught three or four fish
Speaker 5: my wife caught like sa this weekend. Yeah they were
Speaker 5: they weren't one hundred percent biting, but we still caught
Speaker 5: some fish.
Speaker 1: Okay, so you're fishing, your your gunning. I mean there's
Speaker 1: you with two guns in me.
Speaker 6: Come.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's pretty sick, wasn't it.
Speaker 1: Okay, So there's you with the guns and then you
Speaker 1: chopped wood. Now that's just a photo op. No, we
Speaker 1: didn't chop any wood.
Speaker 2: We did. We had somebody fireplace. Your dad is a man.
Speaker 2: We had old dad is a man. Your brother he
Speaker 2: was not there.
Speaker 5: But we had like an old school fireplace instead of
Speaker 5: just like the gas fireplace like everybody's got. So your
Speaker 5: friends chop We all took turns shop you'd do, you know,
Speaker 5: we need more wood for the fire. And then you
Speaker 5: go out there, you grabbed something from the stack and
Speaker 5: then you just go chop those bad boys up. Would
Speaker 5: that you chopped was We didn't chop down the tree,
Speaker 5: but like it was already kind of like we would
Speaker 5: chop the logs that were already set out there.
Speaker 2: So I did chop some wood. Your dad made. My
Speaker 2: dad did make the steaks. I know your dad made.
Speaker 5: That was his like all he was like, I'd like
Speaker 5: to make you guys steaks for your birthday. Here you go,
Speaker 5: and he went and he bought from my Brookshire Brothers.
Speaker 5: He bought every steak there had, and those are all
Speaker 5: of the I think Montgomery Brookshire Brothers stakes that they
Speaker 5: had on Saturday.
Speaker 2: Your dad ain't trusted you with the steaks, well, he
Speaker 2: just was. That was He's really he's a really good cook,
Speaker 2: and he offered to do that. And then you and
Speaker 2: your baby on a tractor.
Speaker 5: Yeah, there was a tractor there. I mean I didn't
Speaker 5: do any farming, but I drove the tractor around.
Speaker 2: For a little while, which was cool. Again, I'm thinking
Speaker 2: that's just the photo wop. You're driving a tractor.
Speaker 5: Drove the tractor around. I stalled it out a little bit.
Speaker 5: We got it stuck and had to get it unstuck.
Speaker 2: Is there a clutch? This is there is a clutch? Yeah,
Speaker 2: I mean I didn't have to operate it. It's a
Speaker 2: pretty easy.
Speaker 5: Like you started, You moved the butt, you step on
Speaker 5: the gas, it goes ford, you step on the one
Speaker 5: that goes backwards.
Speaker 2: It's pretty easy.
Speaker 5: There's a rabbit, there's a turtle. You know which one
Speaker 5: is fast, which one is slow. But that was pretty cool.
Speaker 5: We did get to get a tractor unstuck, which was
Speaker 5: That was manly.
Speaker 3: Too, Chili.
Speaker 1: When you bring in pictures of sidewalks that you've walked on.
Speaker 2: But there's a hell of a sidewalk that Lli you
Speaker 2: have literally makes cement.
Speaker 1: You have literally come back to be from a weekend
Speaker 1: of six and one of your pictures. Was a picture
Speaker 1: of a sidewalk that you said that you walked on?
Speaker 1: It's historic a sidewalk. Yeah, did you see these pictures?
Speaker 3: Yeah? I had to put the blocks together.
Speaker 2: Yeah, sorry he did. Holy cow? All right, what week
Speaker 2: I bring?
Speaker 3: If I bring pictures of guns? I get the cops
Speaker 3: called on me.
Speaker 2: That's true.
Speaker 3: Well, so that's why I can't put that on there.
Speaker 1: You know, I'm sure the ones that he's holding are
Speaker 1: like registered and they're you know, I didn't ask questions.
Speaker 5: The trumper papers handed guns and I shot a target
Speaker 5: and I hit it a couple of times.
Speaker 2: All right, these are great pictures. Hey, these are great.
Speaker 3: Don't ever go to fifth Ward and hold the guns.
Speaker 1: Yeah, dude, guns with the scratched off serial number.
Speaker 2: Come on, we didn't need that.
Speaker 3: And what's a good deal?
Speaker 2: All right, great pictures, dude. Thank you. You had a
Speaker 2: good birthday. H really good birthday. Yeah, it looks like
Speaker 2: you had fun.
Speaker 1: Alex has six picks, links and guests.
Speaker 6: The rod Ryan Show Mornings on ninety four.
Speaker 1: Five five, The Buzz, syn Gibus and pardon Me rod
Speaker 1: Ryan's Show on a MILF Monday. Thank you so much
Speaker 1: for spending a little bit of time with us this morning.
Speaker 2: I really really appreciate it. We're just kind of setting
Speaker 2: you up for the whole day here.
Speaker 1: Jeremy wants to come in here at ten o'clock and
Speaker 1: just continue to melt your face off here. We are
Speaker 1: still accepting your selfie photographs.
Speaker 2: Thank you to our friends of at Shell Federal Credit Union.
Speaker 1: Just a little silly thing that we do on Mondays
Speaker 1: for a couple of weeks, your chance to win one
Speaker 1: hundred dollars just for dropping a selfie on our Facebook page.
Speaker 1: I think another team came in, so we might only
Speaker 1: have four four foursomes available for the Rod Ryan Show
Speaker 1: Charity Golf Open April ninth. Wildcat just talked about Buddy Chris.
Speaker 2: He said that he wanted to get his company involved.
Speaker 1: Hey, how do I, you know, get involved in a
Speaker 1: corporate sponsorship that type of thing. Please you can email
Speaker 1: me directly Rod at the Buzz dot com if you
Speaker 1: have a small business out there or not so small
Speaker 1: business and you want to sponsor a hole, you want
Speaker 1: to come in as a big sponsor. The Texas Hammers
Speaker 1: came in as a big sponsor, so thank you. I
Speaker 1: got word of that over the weekend. We know that
Speaker 1: Carbach is on board Grazia's Grazia Italian Kitchen. We eat,
Speaker 1: we eat so good after our golf tournament and Grazia
Speaker 1: is the one that does all the food for us.
Speaker 1: But we're back at Wildcap and of course Admiral Transfer
Speaker 1: and Rigging is our title sponsor again this year. So
Speaker 1: thanks the dude and c See for coming in big.
Speaker 2: What do we say?
Speaker 1: Willie's Ice House two also came in. So every day
Speaker 1: like we're getting you know, another.
Speaker 2: Sponsor, we will be eating good.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, the Willies they did crawfish, didn't They did
Speaker 1: crab lights one day, but the one tournament they did
Speaker 1: crab legs.
Speaker 2: They did crawfish. They did crab crab legs at a
Speaker 2: golf tournament. Are kings on a turn? Yeah?
Speaker 1: It just and then what he leaves everybody just like, yeah,
Speaker 1: parks at that hole.
Speaker 2: And then you got the rangers yelling at you, and
Speaker 2: then they're yelling at me, Rod tell everybody to keep moving.
Speaker 2: I'm like, these animals don't listen to me. He's America
Speaker 2: and you can do whatever they want. They don't listen
Speaker 2: to me. Thank you, Willie. Good to have you guys
Speaker 2: on board.
Speaker 1: So I want to get this thing sold out, and
Speaker 1: then I'm gonna really be beating up about sponsorships and
Speaker 1: all of that, all right, real quick, and then I'll
Speaker 1: tell you about what we're doing.
Speaker 2: I know the show.
Speaker 1: I am one of these people. I don't know if
Speaker 1: it comes across I make fun of the book was better. Guy,
Speaker 1: I'm talking about a movie and I, oh, the book
Speaker 1: was better. I think I catch myself from time to
Speaker 1: time on this show saying I don't really watch a.
Speaker 2: Lot of TV.
Speaker 1: That probably comes across it sounded like an asshole too,
Speaker 1: kind of like the same thing, like.
Speaker 2: Oh, the book was better.
Speaker 3: The TV's on in my.
Speaker 2: House, but I just don't watch like shows outside of
Speaker 2: the View. You love the View. Watched the View every day.
Speaker 2: He's a P one listener viewer for the View. Oh,
Speaker 2: those chicks infuriate me.
Speaker 1: Uh, it's on because we have I guess we just
Speaker 1: have ABC on and then when we get off the
Speaker 1: air at ten, here comes the.
Speaker 2: Girls, whoop be enjoy. Yeah.
Speaker 1: So if you are someone that doesn't watch a lot
Speaker 1: of TV, what do you do? So they asked, Hey,
Speaker 1: those of you that don't watch TV, how do you
Speaker 1: spend your time?
Speaker 2: I read poetry. Reading was number one.
Speaker 1: Reading like the top response, which just it just that
Speaker 1: person is telling you that they're.
Speaker 2: Better than you.
Speaker 3: You know what, I'm not.
Speaker 1: Watching the Desperate Real Housewives of the OC whatever, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean? Like, they're they're reading, They're they're
Speaker 1: filling their brain full of more knowledge.
Speaker 5: When you read a book, don't you feel like you
Speaker 5: want to just tell everybody you read a book?
Speaker 2: I did.
Speaker 5: Yeah, Like, I don't read many books, but when you
Speaker 5: do read a book that it was based on a
Speaker 5: TV show, that you I want to figure out more
Speaker 5: of this. Well, actually in this book I've been reading,
Speaker 5: you feel cool.
Speaker 1: Reading was the number one response for people that said
Speaker 1: they don't watch a lot of television.
Speaker 2: Gaming.
Speaker 1: Younger people said that was mostly what they kept busy
Speaker 1: doing instead of watching television, scrolling social media apps. I'm
Speaker 1: doing that way too much lately. I'm scrolling and mindless.
Speaker 1: Mindless videos are see fetty Wop and.
Speaker 2: The JBL speaker and all those memes. That's hilarious. I
Speaker 2: love doing that.
Speaker 1: I feel like a pos if I've like cooked through
Speaker 1: like fifteen twenty minutes and I'm just scrolling on my phone.
Speaker 2: I didn't learn anything like four hours a day on
Speaker 2: my phone.
Speaker 1: Oh god, no watch on my please no please, no,
Speaker 1: please nod the scrolling.
Speaker 2: I gotta do it myself myself, Like, are.
Speaker 5: You so much of your job is having to kind
Speaker 5: of scroll to find certain things?
Speaker 2: You know? I blame that, But then I'm doing it
Speaker 2: on my own. I'm like, Jesus Christ, what a loser?
Speaker 2: Me time? Scrolling? That works? Scrolling?
Speaker 1: Those are home improvement projects, what people do instead of
Speaker 1: watching TV.
Speaker 2: Shop hobbies.
Speaker 1: I feel like we had a pretty good discussion about hobbies.
Speaker 1: Most people don't have hobbies anymore.
Speaker 5: Hobbies are some of the things you just like reading
Speaker 5: as a hobby, playing video games as a hobby.
Speaker 2: Scrolling on your phone is not an hobby, sort of
Speaker 2: a hobby. I like looking at I like looking at memes.
Speaker 2: That's a hobby. This should be a hobby. It's reading. Okay.
Speaker 2: What about the whiskey guy, the guy that collects all the.
Speaker 5: Different whiskeys, sort of a hobby that can justify like
Speaker 5: they drinking are all collections also hobbies.
Speaker 2: I feel like I'm on past the gravy right now.
Speaker 5: Ivy sort of the sort of are are you can
Speaker 5: pass it off as a hobby because I mean, if
Speaker 5: you're collecting certain whiskeys, like you're researching whiskeys, you're looking
Speaker 5: up like, oh this.
Speaker 2: Is this this year kind of scotch.
Speaker 5: Let me go get that like, so you're doing a
Speaker 5: lot of like research that goes into it.
Speaker 2: So I would say that is a hobby.
Speaker 1: We have this discutch because we talked about like walking
Speaker 1: and exercising.
Speaker 2: Is it a hobby? You don't research walking, so that's
Speaker 2: just an activity you did. I don't know. I don't
Speaker 2: watch a lot of TV. I wish I could just
Speaker 2: say to I just read all the time. I don't
Speaker 2: I write books. I don't read them.
Speaker 1: Rockets Denver Nuggets. While we're giving away Rockets tickets. It's cool,
Speaker 1: very hot right now, aren't twenty third Toyota Center.
Speaker 2: Why don't you ask a question on the flip of
Speaker 2: this point again?
Speaker 4: Lease?
Speaker 2: Anybody all right?
Speaker 1: Know?
Speaker 2: The show coming up, Don't Go Anywhere.
Speaker 11: Houston's Rock, Houston's Alternative and The rod Ryan Morning.
Speaker 1: Show ninety four five, The Buzz, Good Morning, rod Ryan Show,
Speaker 1: Welcome back.
Speaker 2: This is our last segment with you guys today.
Speaker 1: I've got tickets to go see we don't get a
Speaker 1: lot of Rockets tickets to give away.
Speaker 2: This is pretty cool.
Speaker 1: Rockets Nuggets March twenty third, Toyota Center.
Speaker 2: You want to go? Alex has a question for you
Speaker 2: on to know the show. Well, today is National Hate
Speaker 2: Wet Day. I do not hate this thing, no, but
Speaker 2: I forgot a lot of people do hate this thing.
Speaker 2: National Hate Wet Day. It's a food because we came
Speaker 2: up with other hate things. Yeah, we like that. We
Speaker 2: thought should get their own day seven one three, two
Speaker 2: one two five nine four five. If you know the show, Hey,
Speaker 2: Alexa play ninety four point five, The Buzz on iHeartRadio
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Speaker 1: Ninety four or five, The Bys, Good Morning Rod Ryan Show,
Speaker 1: Nickelback and how you Remind Me?
Speaker 2: That was a one off show you were talking about
Speaker 2: last week.
Speaker 1: It was Nickelback and Creed on a festival lit and
Speaker 1: a bunch of great like nineties, late nineties, early two
Speaker 1: thousand spands were on that bill.
Speaker 2: There's a one off show. It's a good one. Good
Speaker 2: morning man. I hope you guys were off to a
Speaker 2: great start to your day.
Speaker 1: Three updated three four sums remain for the Rod Ryan Show,
Speaker 1: Charity Golf Open. Let's get this sold out today. You
Speaker 1: got Sunny's guys on tap. Ten percent chance of rain,
Speaker 1: highs of around sixty seven. All the golf tournament information
Speaker 1: is on links and guests.
Speaker 2: You know where to go. He is now more. You
Speaker 2: know this show on ninety four to five.
Speaker 7: La la la la, la la la la.
Speaker 1: All right, Chilly left me hanging. I'm going on raw
Speaker 1: dog in these calls? Good morning Rod Ryan's show.
Speaker 2: Who's this.
Speaker 3: Christian with a K?
Speaker 2: Christian? How are you today doing?
Speaker 13: Good man?
Speaker 5: How are you doing?
Speaker 2: Awesome? Thank you? Good to have you on board again.
Speaker 2: Go ahead, Alex, what's your question?
Speaker 5: I know the show today is National Hate What Day?
Speaker 2: Cilantro? Yes it is?
Speaker 1: Yeah, Now, I was I was open to giving some
Speaker 1: other foods their own hate day. You got any foods
Speaker 1: that you would want to nominate for a hate Day?
Speaker 2: Christian with a K.
Speaker 1: I love all foods everything like you're you like mushrooms and.
Speaker 7: The one thing on pizza top things that I will
Speaker 7: avoid will be either sardines or Belle peppers.
Speaker 1: Wow, I wasn't expecting that sardines and bell peppers.
Speaker 2: Bell Pepper's a badass.
Speaker 1: All right, sardines.
Speaker 2: Sardines and anthropies are different. I don't know the same thing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, all right, listen, dude, I'm gonna give you
Speaker 1: some You're going to see the Rockets and the Denver
Speaker 1: Nuggets March twenty third at the Toyota Center.
Speaker 7: Okay, all right, on, appreciate it.
Speaker 2: Appreciate you, dude, hang on the phone for me. See
Speaker 2: if I find that.
Speaker 1: Chili gave away that one hundred dollars only, Chili and
Speaker 1: Chili only would be the one that would notify you
Speaker 1: if you were the winner on hashtag Monday selfie?
Speaker 3: Chili too? What's up so much for that?
Speaker 4: Hey?
Speaker 1: I think we're gonna be back online in a half
Speaker 1: an hour. Yeah that was at six fifteen this morning.
Speaker 1: I know it's not your fault. Have they given you
Speaker 1: any Are we gonna be okay?
Speaker 2: Ah? Hey did you get a winner for hashtag Monday selfie?
Speaker 2: I know? Why would I just complain? It's Monday? Let's go?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Okay, hashtag Monday selfie? Who's your winner?
Speaker 3: Lauren Dickers? All right? She had to take a message
Speaker 3: me back and was like, is this a scam? Are
Speaker 3: you really?
Speaker 5: Chile?
Speaker 1: Well, listen, guys, sorry that the scamsters are out there,
Speaker 1: But I really, I really do low key like this
Speaker 1: whole hashtag Monday selfie thing.
Speaker 2: That's good.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna I'm gonna eat my lunch. I know, I'm
Speaker 1: a psycho. My lunchtime starts at ten o'clock right when
Speaker 1: I get off the air. It's like ten oh four.
Speaker 2: I'm eating. I have I'm starving right now. I'm famished.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna eat. I'm gonna turn down the volume on
Speaker 2: the vie because I don't want to hear what they say.
Speaker 2: I know it's coming up next. And then I'm just
Speaker 2: gonna look at all the selfies. That's good. I'm looking
Speaker 2: at all the pictures and I'm.
Speaker 1: Gonna see the Other interaction on our Facebook page was
Speaker 1: what other like?
Speaker 2: Christian? I asked him, like, what other food do you
Speaker 2: want to hate day for?
Speaker 3: Chili?
Speaker 2: What food do you want to hate day for? I
Speaker 2: hate what day?
Speaker 3: I don't like fish like most of seafood.
Speaker 2: I don't you really not a seafood guy?
Speaker 9: Nah?
Speaker 2: I can't.
Speaker 3: It's like because I was traumatized as a kid with it.
Speaker 3: That's why.
Speaker 1: Because you, I mean, there's water near Guatemala right Well, Yeah,
Speaker 1: they'd have a lot of like seafood and everything.
Speaker 2: He said, water.
Speaker 1: Yeah, did you have too much of it when you
Speaker 1: were young?
Speaker 3: Well, it was like I was forced to eat it,
Speaker 3: and then I threw it up, and then they made
Speaker 3: me drin the throw up.
Speaker 2: Oh, come on, and then.
Speaker 3: I threw it up again, and then they beat the
Speaker 3: crap out of me and made me drink it again.
Speaker 6: What is this?
Speaker 2: I'm so glad you're here now.
Speaker 3: Well, that's why I'm telling you. That's why I don't
Speaker 3: like seople.
Speaker 2: But you like that.
Speaker 1: But you I've listened. You put me out of business.
Speaker 1: I used to own a bar. Well, crawfish is kind
Speaker 1: of different.
Speaker 12: Crawfish is not seafood. Well, well, the way that it's
Speaker 12: cooked with the season and stuff. You know how long
Speaker 12: it took me to eat crawfish. It is that the
Speaker 12: beer makes it go down smoother.
Speaker 1: I know how long it took when I was used.
Speaker 1: When I used to do all you could eat crawfish,
Speaker 1: It took you all day. Oh yeah, okay, that's why
Speaker 1: I no longer own a bar.
Speaker 3: I'm not I'm not most all of it, but yes,
Speaker 3: I'm part of me.
Speaker 2: All right, all right, Well that's it.
Speaker 1: Thank you, Congratulations to the winner, Thank you to our
Speaker 1: friends over at show Federal Credit Union. Like I mentioned,
Speaker 1: just a couple of spots available for the Rod Ryan
Speaker 1: Show Charity Golf Open, and then I'm gonna really be
Speaker 1: beating you up hard on the on the sponsorships. But
Speaker 1: this is all benefiting Texas at that to aquatics, get
Speaker 1: those last couple of foursomes to join us April ninth
Speaker 1: out at Wildcat Golf Course. All right, Alex's six picks
Speaker 1: did very well, very manly, dude like manly, like what
Speaker 1: you know, milf Monday was number one. Looking at girls
Speaker 1: was number two. Alex's six picks right there, number three,
Speaker 1: nice and then Dave Roll's secret.
Speaker 2: Baby Mama, I beat at Dave growth day. Mama, Nat
Speaker 2: you did, you did all right?
Speaker 1: Big Jeremy Benson is up next. He's gonna hit you
Speaker 1: up with a bunch of cool stuff. Pick your tickets
Speaker 1: with him in the one o'clock hour. He's got the
Speaker 1: NonStop nooner tomorrow on the show, like more everything but better.
Speaker 1: We'll be coming at you, hopefully with a sold out
Speaker 1: golf tournament. But all the tickets and all the great
Speaker 1: stuff that we gave away today, Shine Down AJR at
Speaker 1: the Rodeo, BlackBerry Smoke, Pierced the Veil, more Rockets tickets,
Speaker 1: all of that tomorrow, and then if you want to
Speaker 1: play a game, we can play a game tomorrow on
Speaker 1: the air. If you've got a favorite game that we play,
Speaker 1: I always take suggestions on that.
Speaker 2: So yeah, what do you want to play tomorrow? All right,
Speaker 2: that's it, we gotta go. We're on a twenty hour break.
Speaker 2: Have a great Monday, everybody a m F sad, Well,
Speaker 2: wasn't that fun?
Speaker 1: If you missed any of the show today, All the
Speaker 1: Good Stuff will be podcast. Check it out on the
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