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In the last episode, the Dicey Basch sat around a
breakfast table complaining about rogue skills and the versatility of
magic study instead of questioning Sleepy Jane and her connections
to the Sister Network. Aren't they very smart? That was
a brilliant conversation, I might.
Speaker 3: Add, ironically, Yeah, the questioning would have been like a
useful thing for.
Speaker 5: A rock without adult standing.
Speaker 3: But somebody could have just yeah, somebody probably could have
just cast interrogate witness of something on it. No fucking it.
Speaker 5: Makes me smile every time you're sad. All right. After
they're grabbing fistflols of ham, the team managed to escape
the cherry blossom in just for it exploded after the
oven was set to self destruct. Then they headed into
the center cherry grove and root to the remnants of
each cherry. But after the Druid failed to know anything
about nature, they were caught in traps and then beat
up by and ran away from a walking bush. And
that's where we're going to pick up.
Speaker 7: Did we send Cabert back to Druid school?
Speaker 3: Trust me, Sam will say, Wow, with all these plantmusters,
I'm sure glad we've got to Druid on our side.
Isn't that right? Cobert Cobert?
Speaker 5: As you say that, ah, a trap pops up, trapping
Cobert and pulling him down to the earth to be
seen no more.
Speaker 2: Wow.
Speaker 5: Fuck Jeorge, where you were standing because you didn't want
to walk into this particular area, a new shambling amound
appeared out of nowhere. You, Claudie and Stand were halfway
through the traps of the little spring traps that mug
had shot raise of frost and made them all spring up.
The air elemental that Drew brought is now gone to
So screw that guy, Ah, who Drew's gone? You don't
get your other a elemental friend. Sorry, that's how that's
that's how the logic works. Moog was doing a very
nimble dance to get past giant pile piles of composted poop.
But there's a section right down here between the two
where he failed an athletics or dexterity check to get
between him was grabbed by a vine pierced by a
couple of people points of image and pulled into the poo.
And that's where he left off, you know, top of
the order, Moog. You know we don't need a turn
order for this. You're stuck in poop and you're still
wrapped up in vines. What do you want to do?
Speaker 2: Being being stuck in crap not not uncommon for orc,
in fact rather comfortable. But Moog will attempt to extract himself.
Speaker 5: At this athletics or acrobatics rule to pull yourself free
and the make this a DC fourteen because it's it's
a combination of like composted poop and grasping vines.
Speaker 2: All right, try athletics eighteen eighteen.
Speaker 5: You are free, sir. You are now again right between
the two. But you still have to make that deck
check to get through, all right, No acrobatics are like
so that's half your movement to get out. You've got
a few more feest, so yeah, give me athletics or
acrobatics check to get between this pass.
Speaker 2: Let's do athletics again.
Speaker 5: Natural one, this one reaches on and grabs you and
pulls you into this pile of pooh. And I would
like you to take an additional let me see uh
one D four you take one point of piercing damage.
Speaker 3: Stan will say to Clodia, he's not very athletic.
Speaker 5: Is he cart wheeled out? And then he's like right
into the next one.
Speaker 3: I thought he'd be more athletic. Is he drunk? Has
he been drinking?
Speaker 7: I'm not gonna slam him until we get.
Speaker 2: Through too moo, just comparing and contrasting different shit piles, Just.
Speaker 5: Rubbing between your fingers. No, this has more goose in
it than anything.
Speaker 2: Move.
Speaker 3: We do not have time for this.
Speaker 5: Stan, you're since you're you're the next one up on
my screen. You're eure rope. Now what do you want
to do?
Speaker 3: Okay, well, I don't want to joelstra is a We
did we leave him asleep? I can't remember if we
even he is?
Speaker 5: No, that was in the last map. He had a
sleepy time hand thing. He just didn't want to follow
you guys in. He's when we get up there, his
his turns are he's standing next to he's like he's
five feet away from the shambling mountain that just appeared behind.
We'll get him. Okay, you what, but now it's this
is standtime. Do something good. I will remind you all
because I'm a nice DM. These things are very very
very very slow.
Speaker 3: It seems like the only good thing I can do
right now is not be dragged into a pile of ship,
and so that's my plan. I'd like to not do that.
So I'm going to say here at Joe Serer, maybe
hurry up, mate, there's a big monster behind you. I
don't want to last. You should be Yeah, we do
live in a very strange universe when you think about it.
Speaker 5: Okay, six seconds, your thirty feet of movement can get
you down to here.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I will do that. Do I have to plan
my movie or can I just sort?
Speaker 5: No? No, there's enough space you can get around. I
designed this so there is one narrow pass you have
to uh perform. Unfortunately, your movement your action, so there
will be your action to try to get through that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, as long as I'm not being tracked into polish it.
So do you want an.
Speaker 5: Ac acrobatics or athletics you are trying to this is
a narrow pass. You're you're trying to find a way
to like squeeze your way through that. Think you are
going down the shopping lane and there are two people
coming at you with carts. You're trying to split the middle.
Speaker 3: Okay, I might be better trying to style this out,
he says, jinxing himself immediately.
Speaker 5: There's no chandelier for you to grab. Sir, I'm sorry,
I know you're a rogie guimer out in nature eleven. Okay,
let's see not great. Let me see odds left, even right, odds.
You are grabbed by the same vine pulled in next
to Moog, and you take two points untersting damage as
the vine reach out.
Speaker 2: And grab you.
Speaker 5: You are in the shit literally figuratively with Moog.
Speaker 2: Wait, Moog, is this didn't didn't fancy? No longer have
felt say we don't have time for this?
Speaker 3: Well, you made it look compelling. I don't know. Is
this a particular vintage? What's your what's your take on this?
I'm a man of the wild move.
Speaker 2: We can't of.
Speaker 3: Deny ourselves new experiences, no matter how fucking off they are.
Speaker 2: Mook say today a good day to enjoy the shit.
Speaker 3: That's a fine attity. We're all going to die.
Speaker 5: These fine gentlemen ahead of you, you they clearly they're
trying to emulate the dirty Claudia facade that she put out.
Do you want to try to do better than them
to get around this?
Speaker 3: We're fighting your style here. Be coveted ship is my thing.
Speaker 7: She briefly had considered setting the whole place on fire,
but because her party members half of her party members
are swimming in it, she will just try to follow
along after stand, let's see.
Speaker 6: Actually, this is what your parents worrying about, you know,
just because you're your friends jump into a giant pile
of ship.
Speaker 2: Yeah, are you going to do the same thing?
Speaker 5: Yes, yes, we'll call this compost Obviously, this is where
the shambling mounds grab things, consume things in excrete things,
So it is a composted pile of shits.
Speaker 2: I will point out, Bob, you're asking that of someone
with like it with a severed Kuali face over her.
Speaker 5: I like to also remind that the face is also
Sometimes she keeps having to reach up and reapply because
she peeled it off once to show somebody. So it's
like it keeps flapping down.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I think I think there's only half of it left.
Speaker 5: Imagine you put on one of those nighttime like uh
uh uh, those a poor cleansing things halfway down to
your nose and keep trying to flip it back up
to the No, the mask is there, the mask is
still whole. It just keeps flapping down.
Speaker 7: Her pores are going to be amazing.
Speaker 5: Okay, covered with blood, all right, So she can.
Speaker 7: Go down to write about here, correct, and then.
Speaker 5: With your because you're a rogue, you can do like
your bonus. Actually you can dash. So you've actually got
like sixty feet of movements, so you can get many
places better than other people can. So yeah, you get
down there very easily.
Speaker 7: Okay, can she go farther than that? Or does she
have to?
Speaker 5: You just have to give me an athletics to thread
that needle, thread the poop needle.
Speaker 7: Claudia, you can do it, girl.
Speaker 5: Oh geez, okay, fantastic. Wow, that's like this is a
d m's dream. Let's see what. Okay, you two are
pulled into this pile right above because you went oddsu
and you will take and addition, you will take.
Speaker 7: I told you we shouldn't have made until we were
past him.
Speaker 3: Come on, in, Claudia, the water is in fact ship.
Speaker 2: It's like a it's like a hot tub crap party.
Speaker 5: This is yeah, this is.
Speaker 7: God that this is embarrassing.
Speaker 2: This was like one of those.
Speaker 5: Japanese game shows. We're gonna get like you just got
to hold it and don't ship itself, and that everybody failed.
Speaker 2: Oh shit, everybody.
Speaker 3: Maybe Jill I had the right idea.
Speaker 2: I don't know. Oh is he going to cannon bull
in this? Right? All right?
Speaker 5: Georser, it's your turn, sir. There's a shambling mound right there,
and you've got a lot of distance to travel to
try to like there's an arrow pass down here at bottom. Right,
everything seems to be trying to get through unless you
have a better idea.
Speaker 2: The floor is yours.
Speaker 6: The shambling mound is the creature behind me, right, correct?
So what are these things that are pulling people into
the piles of shit?
Speaker 5: These are nature based traps.
Speaker 3: Okay, all right, we haven't named them.
Speaker 5: To refresh your memories, this grove is rather cursed.
Speaker 6: Jewrocer was planning to remember to put on some clothes
this time, but with the chance that he might be
sucked into a pile of shit, I'm going to hold.
Speaker 2: Off on that.
Speaker 3: It's very sensible.
Speaker 6: I could use my dash, but instead I'm going to
cast a ray of frost at the shambling mound to
keep it from following me effectively.
Speaker 5: They only move about twenty feet around, so.
Speaker 2: Well this will hinder them more.
Speaker 5: Uh, yes, that is true. If you hit, but that
is your action, you will still get your movement. So
that's fine. Give me a ray of give me a
me a tack. Roll against the Shamley mount with your
ray of frost.
Speaker 2: All right, I rolled an eight.
Speaker 5: It misses.
Speaker 3: Why are we rolling inside badly?
Speaker 6: That's fine. I mean I can run faster than this
thing anyway, so.
Speaker 5: Yes you can. So that was your action. So you
now have your movement thirty feet here you go. So
you still have bonus actions or anything that you'd like
to do.
Speaker 6: I don't check my spells. Oh wait, let me see,
let me see. Maybe maybe not yet. On next round.
Speaker 5: Probably it's okay.
Speaker 3: Cool.
Speaker 5: Shamley Mounds turn five ten fifteen twenty. And if he
double moves, because he will use his action. That was
his movement. He has an action five ten fifteen twenty. Georgeer,
he's just following you. Oh no, because he's got movement
and an action just like everybody else. But now we
can't do anything, so hullo.
Speaker 3: Kind of creepy.
Speaker 5: Well he just he used his action to follow, so
he can't do anything, all right.
Speaker 2: As cool as it is for us, for us to
be just a whole lounging out and the ship file.
Speaker 3: Here, Yes, this is very cool move.
Speaker 2: We'll try to get out sixteen to escape.
Speaker 5: Are free. You are free of both boom. You are
free and in the middle. Now we want more to
get through.
Speaker 2: This is likes. Try let's try acrobatic system.
Speaker 5: Fantastic sixteen cartwheels right on through. You are down here,
But good job?
Speaker 2: Move is slicky shit?
Speaker 5: Well maybe that's what it is. You need to lubricate
yourself to get through, so and what better than manure?
Is there anything I would like to do?
Speaker 2: Sir?
Speaker 5: That was just that was your action, and yous have
a bonus action.
Speaker 2: I'll what I'm gonna do is I guess I have
a normal adventuring pack, right, yes, all right, so I
don't know what it's an action or bonus action, but
I'll start rooting through that to pull out a rope.
Speaker 5: If you're just rooting through l all to be your
bonus action, you're looking for us, that's fantastic.
Speaker 6: Got its slick as shit because he's covered.
Speaker 3: In yes, Ah, right, okay, I guess we'll see if
we can duplicate what Moog has done there, which is
pretty much what we did by getting diregged into the
ship pile in the first place. So you know, why not,
We're into a good thing. So what do I need
to break free?
Speaker 6: You?
Speaker 3: Stress?
Speaker 5: Acrobatics or athletics. You're trying to free yourself from like
the suction vacuum of the shit and the grasping vine
that has you. So I said as a DC fourteen
difficulty check. So you got to do better than fourteen
or better to get free of these two respective traps,
and that'll put you back in the middle between the
two poop piles, which you have to do another one
to get and through the past.
Speaker 3: That's just breaking free. Don't fail me now like you
failed me every other time. Oh wow, fuck you again.
Speaker 5: Well, you want to pull yourself free, and you like
you got yourself kind of free the grasping vine. You
felt good, and then then you know, if you're stepped
into a mud pulling that suction cup like kind of
feeling your foot, it yanked you back in your old
man hip out of place, and you're like, oh and
you something didn't feel you tweak something in your back.
Speaker 3: Uh wow, Clodia, that didn't work. If you have any ideas,
I am only is at this point.
Speaker 7: Let's see. Let's see if I can get it, get
at least myself out, and then I'll help you.
Speaker 3: Probably, I don't believe you.
Speaker 5: Oh shit, and you did not you too, like, so
you went to get out, your mask flapped into your eyes,
you got distracted, you popped your other hip like, oh
my god, that does that. That's not supposed to do that,
And you are flopped back in to the poop pile
because mood got out. There's a new dent in the
poop and that's what you kind of slipped back into.
So you like when you're hot tub and someone takes
you take their seat into the molded plastic, that's where
you're at.
Speaker 7: I suppose Dan is my mentor, so you know, can't
outshine him.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Just a couple of rogues wrapped in a pile of shit.
Speaker 5: Yeah all right, Uh, this well that is comedy. Gold Grocer,
you have a shambling mounting your ass.
Speaker 6: Oh boy, I guess I'm gonna just take the opportunity
attack and run away.
Speaker 5: Well, you can use your you can disengage your action
and then use your movement, but you're not going to
to get the most amount of feet. You can only
get thirty feet away.
Speaker 3: I wonder if he does have a shambling mound on
his ass. I always thought the drowser would be baby's
mooth down there.
Speaker 6: The only thing I was going to use the action
for would be another array of frost. I don't need
a dash movement, So yeah, I'll just in the age.
Speaker 5: Okay, he can move if he if he gives up
the action, he can move forty feet. You can move
thirty feet. Will he will stay on you? So no,
he'll call it okay five ten fifteen twenty twenty five thirty.
Speaker 2: There you go. That's thirty feet.
Speaker 5: Yeah, from where you were at every square is five feet,
so few. Actually I might have moved with thirty five. Yeah,
you're right here, so yeah.
Speaker 6: Yeah, so five ten, fifteen twenty and that's twenty feet.
Speaker 5: You were right here by fifteen twenty twenty five.
Speaker 3: Thirty.
Speaker 2: Wait, we don't do diagonals, I said that thing we do.
Speaker 5: Diagonals are like in the math thing that every other
diagonal is like ten feet. Also you can't go into
these things unless you go into trap. You're trying to
avoid these traps unless you be pay.
Speaker 6: Okay, okay, fine, so let me recheck what I've got
going on. Then, all right, my plan was to step
with figured.
Speaker 5: I'm gonna say that you get down here.
Speaker 2: Well, I thought I was going to get that down there.
Speaker 5: Actually you could just get past it right here, so
five ten, fifteen, twenty twenty five. That would be thirty
five feet. He just to get right there, so that's
just beyond the.
Speaker 6: Well, then forget about disengaging. Let him have his opportunity attack,
all right.
Speaker 5: So he's going to get one.
Speaker 3: He's gonna be one if he just fucking kills you
right now.
Speaker 5: Hey, give me a favorite, just because it's funnier for
me this way, uh Rick, tell me top or bottom.
Just say topper bottom.
Speaker 2: Decided to move out like this choice.
Speaker 5: No, there's two things I want to do and so
and I want to be fair about this, So tell
me topper bottom.
Speaker 2: Top.
Speaker 5: Okay, that's a slam attack. Otherwise I try to engulf me.
Just hold him, try to he was going to try
to swallow jorcerer.
Speaker 2: Give me no offense.
Speaker 3: I have a strange man asked the top of bottom.
You'll never going to say, I don't know what moves
in too.
Speaker 5: Anyway, that is a that is a slam attack of
he hits an army class of thirteen for fifteen damage
against dorcer.
Speaker 6: Oh dear that things wrong. I am an harmer class
of twelve, so I know.
Speaker 5: So you are down to four whole hytriies. Okay, he
did have to get punched by that plat mate escape
you were, I'm free, okay, uh so now you have
the rest to me. Yeah, that was your movement. Your
actions going to hear yes, and then and then your bones.
I think your bonus action, missy step can put you
past to where move's at.
Speaker 2: Miss step. Hello, there you go.
Speaker 5: I want you to make sure you give standany liver
middle fingers as you, missy step past him.
Speaker 3: So the very concept of misty step is a middle
finger in itself. As far as I'm con say, yeah,
but I remember the salt in the wounds.
Speaker 5: I really want to rub it in, So all right, move.
You're sitting there with the icky sticky wizard next to you,
who is not covered in ship.
Speaker 2: They thing you want to do is hopefully it didn't
surprise me with like you know, anybody turned like a
fat child. I will, I will, I will extract that
rope and I will throw uh and I will throw
one end of it to uh to stand stand in clodia.
Speaker 5: Uh, do me a favor, Just give me a just
a general athletics role that makes you throw it in
the right direction.
Speaker 2: Ten?
Speaker 5: Ten, perfectly average. Yep, it's a rope, perfectly fine, stand
and rope. Yeah, a rope is now laid across for
both of you thanks to the mood.
Speaker 2: Stand and that might have been an extra heart considering
only only one hand.
Speaker 5: That's right. Yeah, you could have told me you could
have taken the other hand. It would been an opposite hand,
but it would have worked. Uh, you opted not to pink.
Red is very upset, nor would Stan wouldn't give her
the bone?
Speaker 2: Stan?
Speaker 5: Uh? I, I assume that's you're done your turn.
Speaker 2: Move yep?
Speaker 5: Okay, stand. There's rope there and there's a strong elf
on the other end trying to pull you out. So
if you liked one more time to try to pull
yourself out, you can do it with advantage. Give me
athletics or acrobatics with advantage. Same with Claudia.
Speaker 3: Okay, duck, here we go. Really need that advantage eleven again,
that's what advantage.
Speaker 5: That's just one roll, that's just one hole.
Speaker 3: Well the other natural, yeah, but the advantage was eleven.
Speaker 5: Well, your hands are slick with ship and it's like
you got a little bit of a rope burn.
Speaker 3: The rope is probably coveted ship too. Let's be fat.
Speaker 5: Well it is now you're you're sticky with it that
you grab the thing. You weren't ready for it movement
to pull a little bit and your hands weren't all
the way and you're feeble, so it's slid right through
your hands and you give you a little bit of
rope burn and now your hands stings. Uh so that
is your action. Uh you are still stuck and you
can't do anything. Can you miss e step? I'll go
fuck myself, got it, Claudia.
Speaker 2: It's you returned.
Speaker 7: Oh boy, here we go all right with advantage?
Speaker 5: Just roll boom you are out. Yes, give me just jimmy,
just give me a strength check. I want to see something,
just just general strength.
Speaker 2: But see that how you do it? You actually grab
rope I did six?
Speaker 5: Okay, so you pulled her up she is back to
where we started, right here between the two cola zach Alvina,
between two ferns. So you are out of the poop pile, Claudia.
Now you still gotta give me the acrobatics or athletics
roll on your own.
Speaker 2: Uh, she could give another one.
Speaker 5: You could, yeah, give me another one, but that means
stand no longer has the rope. All right, you were through, Okay,
stand no longer has.
Speaker 7: Sorry, old man, friends, I've left you.
Speaker 3: Oh, I'm certain that they won't leave an old man
to die in a pile of shit.
Speaker 5: Claudia is apt or back to the George. It's your
term is anything like to do?
Speaker 6: All right, I'm gonna give the fans what they want. Now,
I've got a little downtime here. I'm gonna try on
some clothes.
Speaker 5: Uh fashion montage. You're gonna do the one where you
walk out of the sailor boy outf that say no,
then tucks and tails.
Speaker 2: Well, I don't I don't know what's in this bag.
Speaker 5: It is a random Okay, So the random clothes pile
were all the people that uh, the the old family
that Mood killed allegedly, but really he did had all
these different people. The people had come their their bed
and breakfast, they had murdered them, kept their clothes. So
you have a variety of like just regular traveling clothes.
Speaker 3: The regular travelers like the construction worker yep, the police officer,
the Native American. Yeah, just old typical traveling. Yeah.
Speaker 2: You mentioned a sailor outfit? Is there one? You know what?
Speaker 5: I'm a roller at the D one hundred and if
it's above fifty per above you got to you got
some kind of seamen like outfit. Oh boy, three, there's
not so. Unfortunately, there was no sailor outfit. We're too
far inland.
Speaker 7: Maybe there's a priest one.
Speaker 5: You want to try a priest?
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, what are we got? Nope?
Speaker 5: What else you want to try? I'll give you two more.
Speaker 2: There is a moo moo, all right, I'll wear the
moon move.
Speaker 3: That's a disappointing outcome. The dice a bit really lame today.
Speaker 5: So yes, there is a moo moo. Uh you know what,
I'll a dealer's choice on the color. So you have
a uh a nice like house mom's frock.
Speaker 2: Suddenly Dristier looks like my aunt Camille. I think a.
Speaker 5: Mama's family you know. They're like, all right, Uh so
that was your turn?
Speaker 2: Do that?
Speaker 5: The shambling mounds turned, he gets his five ten fifteen
twenty twenty five. He comes between that they don't bother him,
and now he is back to here. Uh well he
but now he's out of action. Stan, it's looking grim pal.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I mean if I wanted to die from neglecting my
own ship, I probably would have just went into a
nursing hut. Right man, that was docky for me, I think.
Speaker 5: Okay, yeah, podcast, real real fast. All right, so, uh
you can try to acrobatics your way out towards the
shady mount of your friends, or try to acrobatics your
way out on the other side and maybe run around.
Speaker 2: If you're that way, we've split it. It would have
been my turn again, so I would have thrown him
that rope again.
Speaker 5: Oh fuck me, Yeah, we skipped your turn, So we
talk of the order. You're right, it is moove, you're
you're you're good to go.
Speaker 3: My mistake.
Speaker 5: Thrown the rope again.
Speaker 2: Throw the rope again. Okay, we'll be like this this time.
Don't miss otherwise otherwise move just catapulting you out of
your misery.
Speaker 5: Fat all right, so give me an athletics roll. This
is just you're throwing him the rope general athletics, natural one.
All right, So he uses the wrong.
Speaker 2: Instinct.
Speaker 5: You went to reach war with the hand it drops
through the ground and uh yeah, and it's like it's
also slick with ship. You're like, god, damn it. So
the rope has fall into the ground, He says all.
Speaker 3: Of that smugly. A theed picks up a rope is
a death and.
Speaker 5: He spends the rest of his term looking a shame.
Anything want to do with the bonus action? You saw
a movement and a bonus action.
Speaker 2: That you like to I think move would just turn
around and start walking away whistling.
Speaker 5: Well I've done it, Like who goes off the screen?
A fantastic Claudia. Uh, there's a rope on the ground.
Speaker 7: Oh wait, is Stan going next?
Speaker 5: No, you're the next one? Yes, Stan is technically next.
I was gonna be nice to try to give you
an opportunity, but you know what, you're right, Claudia, fuck him,
stand you're up. This is you had your one chance.
Speaker 3: All right, at.
Speaker 5: Least that's a fair play. You don't get a second.
Speaker 3: So I started listening to like the old episodes, like
the original like A and D stuff.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I get I'm not as good ASRU. Would you
got hurt my feeling?
Speaker 3: No, I mean like like if I was like really
leaning into this, I'd just pull a bev and and
just dive to the bomb of this ship.
Speaker 7: Well, I know I felt a breeze.
Speaker 3: I don't know if I'm not brave.
Speaker 2: There's secrets down there.
Speaker 3: It's Downhold's secret as well. I don't know if are
there any hollow reads. I'm thinking maybe if the chandlin
mouth isn't focused on me, maybe I could.
Speaker 2: Just stay under.
Speaker 5: This is not a boglike situation.
Speaker 2: No, this is the.
Speaker 3: Situation.
Speaker 5: No, not bark, but bog. Are you like what you're
looking at is like it after it's two and two? Like, oh,
I'm in the Shambling mountains poop. He consumes things and
drops them off here. So you know what, you could
go for a disguising if you want to just hold
your breath and dive in you that is by all
means a perfectly valid thing. Or you could try to
break free or something else I haven't thought of.
Speaker 3: I mean, I am a rogue. I can't hide at
the same time, No, I don't want to be left behind.
I think I've got a chance, despite the fact that
I haven't rolled a single good role.
Speaker 5: Like a good Vegas gambler.
Speaker 3: You feel you do. I feel like any minute now,
I'm gonna win. Okay, acrobatic let's go money money, money
boom twenty one bursts of the twenty one, which would
also be really good for gambling too.
Speaker 5: Without a doubt that with a burst of insane speed,
skill and determination, belying your aged wizen's wrinkled liver, spotted, hairless,
fucked up body, you uh managed to pull yourself free.
And because there's nowhere to go what? I don't know
what I was good with I gilden Deluli.
Speaker 3: He just he just saw a mood walking away for Oh,
no one is coming to save me.
Speaker 5: I will say. Because of that, that beautiful performance, you
are free of that. And the shamling mount is standing
between the two, so you kind of ping pong off
the creature and you are standing there. That is your thing, now,
that was your action. If you want to move away
from him, because he's got got a swing. So if
you want to move away from him, you can use
the rest of your move but he's.
Speaker 3: Gonna I can bonus for disengages rogue.
Speaker 5: Okay, that is true.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I'll do that a bonus.
Speaker 5: Disengage and the rest of your movement. You go down here.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm too h.
Speaker 5: Evn Claudia to her own devices.
Speaker 3: I'm too covet in ship to say it. If he's clever,
I'll just.
Speaker 5: Right okay, Uh Joe, Uh have you found it out
for that?
Speaker 2: You enjoy? Hooray?
Speaker 5: Okay? Oh hang on, No, I'm also the shamely mountain
gets a turn. Sorry, uh, I keep forgetting about the creature.
So he goes after you.
Speaker 3: That's correct, You've got time to change it to another.
Speaker 2: After stand Fine, you can go to This is what
happens when you don't use don't use a turn, give me.
It's just determined to kill us. Just use, sir, just you.
Speaker 7: He's very excited. She's actually gonna shoot the shambling man.
Speaker 3: I think eventually, eventually you'll you'll pick an outfit so
dire that we will never be able to do another
podcast again. And I think that's what he's afraid. If
he started to kill you, what happens.
Speaker 6: I have just changed from being naked. What's more dire
than that?
Speaker 5: You know you have you had you had stance tarp
on you.
Speaker 2: You were not.
Speaker 3: That didn't cover any of your genitals.
Speaker 5: You know you've been donald ducking it this entire time.
Uh so ten missus okay.
Speaker 7: And then for her action, that was your action, I
mean her movement. Yep, can she she's going to move
down here?
Speaker 2: Just run away.
Speaker 5: Yeah, and with your bonus action you can run even
further away.
Speaker 7: Yeah, she's running off the map.
Speaker 5: Okay, so you got now officially off the map. So Georger,
is anything like to do? You are next up as
everyone's running off the map?
Speaker 2: Is anything like to do? Looks it sticky?
Speaker 7: Uh?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 6: I want to cover the shambling mound and web I
love it.
Speaker 2: Nice.
Speaker 5: So you're gonna shoot this little area right between with
like web him and everything's just webbing up the passage
makes sense.
Speaker 6: That doesn't matter web Okay? Yeah, I will uh yeah,
cover everything up to where we are, from where we
are and as far back as the web goes about that.
Speaker 2: So there you go.
Speaker 6: Oh wait, is that is that all that covers? That's
not much I want to actually get all right, I
want to actually get the shambling mound in there.
Speaker 5: All right, I'll throw a little bit extra on there.
Speaker 2: There you go.
Speaker 3: I appreciate Dave you taking the time to detail that web.
Speaker 2: Thank you.
Speaker 3: Sticky audio listeners are missing out if you're not on
the YouTube channel you get to see what is this?
But at little saman spider in that too.
Speaker 2: I thought I was drawing a dick, but no, it's
a spider.
Speaker 5: Jesus, we have these sticks with you.
Speaker 3: No, I'm just there.
Speaker 5: You go there, You've got a little uh you have
a web now on the shambling mound and like that
and has slowed him down. Is everybody ready to move on?
Speaker 2: Yeah, let's run the hell away, move on and forget
this ever happened. To forget it.
Speaker 5: But like a bad Cranberry song, the scent will always linger.
Speaker 2: So uh.
Speaker 6: Search all those bog traps.
Speaker 7: We searched plenty, there could have been there. Coattie has
never had this thought before, but she really like a bath.
Speaker 4: Uh.
Speaker 5: So as you guys, do me a favor, since Drew's
not here, you've actually have a bir shot of this.
Give me a nature role anybody, all of you, I
don't care, nature or survival your call.
Speaker 2: You have a.
Speaker 5: Very good.
Speaker 7: Oh there's Nature fifteen is going to drop some good berries.
Speaker 5: You got some good berries.
Speaker 3: Nothing anything you drop?
Speaker 5: Did anything drop? Did you drop on?
Speaker 2: Georcier? Yeah, yeah, Georgia the Sorcerer gets a twenty.
Speaker 5: Fantastic That works for me. As you folks move along,
you get through the grove and you start coming on
to the ruin. The grove opens up the desolation and
it gets more and more decayed, and you smell like old.
It's just like this place that used to be once
vibrant and live and now it's kind of burned and
shut out. And you come across the ruins of East Cherry.
Speaker 3: Oh well, it's not much, but it's better than a
pile of shit. I was hyping that have some sort
of hot tab arrangement.
Speaker 2: It kind of remind moug of that of that in
owned by elves that move most certainly did not burned down.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, same aesthetic.
Speaker 2: Let's go, maybe we find dead elves here.
Speaker 5: I see you want to you want to move in.
I assume we still have time. You assume you want
to move into the ruins of each side.
Speaker 2: I just want to give you.
Speaker 5: Let's set the setting. It seems destly. Yeah, but okay, now,
everybody give me a.
Speaker 3: Perception Roles, I's gonna say, maybe we should stop being
a little bit stealthy.
Speaker 2: Right, get to twelve.
Speaker 3: Seventy, all right, I still cut shit in my eye.
Speaker 5: Exact shit in your eyes, shitting your ears. It's a
nineteen Oh wow, well shit, all right, fantastic. Okay. Claudia
starts noticing a few things and starts pointing like, look
look at these footprinting like that, and like George is like, oh,
but more than that? Do you hear between the two
of you start working out like there are a lot
of there's a foot traffic going through here for very
small feet, childlike feet moving around in the distance. You
might hear some chuckling, some laughter in the distance, and
it's definitely youthful sounds of a child like merrymaking somewhere
deeper into the town of East Cherry that you're supposed
to investigate.
Speaker 3: Oh what do they relate this information that's onto them?
Speaker 7: Yeah? We do, kid laughter, get ready to kill?
Speaker 8: Yeah, I mean, I have really changed my opinion on
the gentle sound of children playing now, which's a lot
more ominous horrible term la la la, I.
Speaker 3: Suggest we try very hard not to let these little
ship stains get the drop on us again.
Speaker 5: I think where the ship stands now, would you like
to take while you guys are in the You seem
to be safe right now, good perception checks. You definitely
know the kids have come this way. The kids have
been coming in and out of like West Cherry are
clearly stemming from East Cherry. They've they know the way
through the grove and everything past. But you haven't seen
nobody in a while. You know you're relatively safe. Would
you like to take moments this time to do a
short rest to heal up? Because without Kabert dropping good
berries or healing bombs, yeah geor pretty fucked up?
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, Well, I think it will find somewhere the
way we can hide and observe and rest.
Speaker 5: Fantastic, I think, So now do me your favorite give me.
I would like a group stealth check. So everybody give
me a self check to see. I want to see
how quietly you guys move. This will be the I'll
do an aggregate, so like, everybody give me a stealth check.
Speaker 2: Four another nineteen, I've got like plus five and stealth twelve.
Speaker 5: That bumps you all in you you are well above
average stealth, more than these little fucking kids predate deal with.
So you guys feel because.
Speaker 2: Let's move. It's a move.
Speaker 5: Move, Come on man, all right, it's.
Speaker 2: A move, move stealth. Al right.
Speaker 3: It was a good effort.
Speaker 5: I tried. I felt weak doing it.
Speaker 2: Okay, then we'll turn this place into a roach motel.
Kids check in, but they don't chick out, check them out.
Speaker 3: Okay. I should remind everybody that we are promised a
healthy bonus for every child we were turned alive. And
I'm going to add this one unmolested.
Speaker 5: All right, So I'm gonna do is put you guys
down here at the at this best, you found this
one section that seems to be pretty clear. This area
seems to be like you definitely heard kid noises in
a vague direction, like this is one of the sections
of the Cherry and now clear there's some old ruins.
This seems to be what used to be the Easters
Cherry Town Center. So you kind of guys take refuge
around here.
Speaker 2: Oh no, I've just spent my web on the cham
Blue Mound.
Speaker 5: So give you guys want to do your use your
hit dice to heal up, feel free.
Speaker 2: Just you know, for for the.
Speaker 6: Sake of the audience. How does that work?
Speaker 2: Again? Oh?
Speaker 5: For the audience? So during a short rest, you're allowed
to use your hit dice. You click on them, and
each time you like you you proclaim I want to
use three or four of my hit dice. Uh now,
And during the short rest you click on That's how
many hip points you get back over the course of
this hour, all right?
Speaker 2: Where, for the sake of.
Speaker 5: Your top right corner of your h you click the
short rest button and I'll tell you any showed hit
at this level, you probably have like three, maybe four, four?
Speaker 2: Four?
Speaker 5: You want to use all four? Feel free?
Speaker 2: It's for you. I think it's you can use one
at a time.
Speaker 6: Actually, well yeah, yeah, yeah, so I use at least two.
Let's see what happened, all right now, if I choose
them all, I can use three.
Speaker 5: Now, technically, if you burn out all of them, you
don't get your hit points back over a long rest.
Speaker 6: So you know, all right, well that I'll use just
three then.
Speaker 5: Yeah, three. There's more complex rules to it, but I'm
not playing the complex rules. I want my heroes to
actually have a decent chance.
Speaker 2: Did it work. Did I'm doing well two to seven?
Speaker 5: No excuse me, No, I did see eny of yours
come through, yet you almost max them out, So well done?
Speaker 4: Uh?
Speaker 5: I also like in the comments field Misty mass He
says Jorser could play Missus Whipper in the upcoming remakeup
Three's Company.
Speaker 7: And she'll go Stanley, well done.
Speaker 3: Okay, stands back up to full health.
Speaker 5: Fantastic. Okay, feel free to explore around this map.
Speaker 3: Stan will tell you is about to say stand will
take point, but Mook just moved right in there. Stand
will turn around and say, Okay, everybody, I'm an experienced
road I'll take point. Where the fuck is moke?
Speaker 2: Moog?
Speaker 5: You are walking past what appears to be the ruins
of an old inn. It has been burned out, it
has crumbled, and this is easily like seventy plus years ago?
Speaker 2: Moog?
Speaker 3: What is it with you and burnt out ins?
Speaker 2: Bok has a type?
Speaker 7: Are there any people around at all?
Speaker 5: Or is it just like we can hear in the
perception Chuck natural twenty God no, natural twenty all right,
so that that reduces everything I was gonna make you
hunt around for? Okay, the ruin itself seems to be desolate.
But to the north there is a hole in the
ground where there seems to be you can hear distant
sounds of like slight child laughter, and something's coming from
down here that seems to be the only sound in
the nearby location. And based on the way the structure
of this, the town was built into this cliff side,
and this seems to be a cave that leads down
into the mountain side.
Speaker 7: Claudia will relay all of this to the group.
Speaker 5: You will, of course take note inside the town center
tree there are bodies, corpses, skeletons hanging from the town
center tree, what's left of it of the old.
Speaker 2: Well are these elf buddies?
Speaker 5: They are skeletons right now. If you want to give
me a perception check and we'll figure out which ones
are which or maybe me fifteen is pretty good.
Speaker 3: But I suppose in D and D is possible to
be racist against skeletons.
Speaker 5: Well, you're definitely racist. It's one of them, all right,
something I'll uh that one. I'll take its skull with me, Okay,
go for it. You you have a what appears to
be an elf skull. It's a little more angular a
little bigger.
Speaker 3: Packs of the job, ain't mook. I suppose this is
the moog equivalent of taking stationery from the office.
Speaker 2: Now officially have pot the pissing.
Speaker 5: I figured you're gonna go like a like a nice
like you know Conan drink from the skull of Miami. Nope,
just a piss it so I might.
Speaker 2: Still drink from it.
Speaker 5: That is true.
Speaker 2: That is true.
Speaker 6: You're trying to survive in the desert. You can do
that once.
Speaker 3: That's good tonight? Is that that fool out from you previously?
A very good survival check popped into your head. We
can navigate the trees and also, guys, you can drink
your own piss once. If you're trapped into desit.
Speaker 6: Not try just to watch bear grills.
Speaker 5: The only sound seems to come from this from the
most section of East Cherry tends to be like that
hole in the ground to the north.
Speaker 2: Shall we insert ourselves into the child?
Speaker 5: Yeah, there are footprints that go say that again again,
talking over and I want to hear it. The fans
at home want to hear and I'm a fan.
Speaker 3: Defense will hear a trust me, I'm making a ring
time out there.
Speaker 5: God one more.
Speaker 2: Time for the people in the back, Devin, shall we
insert ourselves into the childhoole?
Speaker 5: I wish I hadn't asked. Yeah you did, and I,
like a fucking fool, I failed. Okay, did anybody pick
up Moog's rope when or they leave it behind?
Speaker 7: I think Claudia used it to get out, so she
was probably hanging on to it.
Speaker 5: Yes, yes, give me an intelligence roll. Claudia just hit
hit the intelligence button. Let's find out.
Speaker 9: No, m m hmmgence bye if you did not, ma'am,
dang it.
Speaker 2: Now.
Speaker 5: I also know that Stan has one as well. He
used it when they were actually uh uh in the
in the sewer water.
Speaker 2: So yeah, I can tie a bunch of clothes together.
Oh I like that? No, like, no sailor suits and
no uh.
Speaker 5: It's just dungle reason.
Speaker 3: We can just lower ourselves into that hole on a
chain of spandex and assless chaps.
Speaker 5: All right, So you guys want to you want a
guys who want to go probe the whole?
Speaker 3: Yeah, we'll approach with caution.
Speaker 7: Could you not say it like that?
Speaker 3: Please?
Speaker 2: I shall put a cautious finger in first.
Speaker 5: Oh my god, stop, you said didn't say it like
that I said it, I said it in a different way.
Speaker 2: You want to broke the whole.
Speaker 3: Look at it. Stealthily approached the whole, which is.
Speaker 5: Stealthily come up to the hole, slowly, give it some
red wine first.
Speaker 3: See what happens yea twenty one on stealth fan fuck fantastic.
That's worry. Consider the context.
Speaker 5: It's like the pink panther. He's explaining why you do that?
Speaker 2: Dude? That was well done?
Speaker 5: Are you can still creep up on many holes?
Speaker 2: All right?
Speaker 5: So yeah, as a matter if everybody's if everybody's doing
stealth checks, I would like everybody roll me a stealth
to come up on the hole.
Speaker 2: Seventeen.
Speaker 5: Well done, Claudia. Claudia trips alright, so them once again
the mask flap down into your face. You tripped on
a rock film. Titties fuck, you know exactly, and then
like and then because of the holes like titties fuck.
Georgia was right behind you. He tripped over you. Whenever
he wants to bellow out, feel free.
Speaker 2: I tried.
Speaker 6: I tried to insert a finger, but I ended up
putting in a fist.
Speaker 5: Jesus, Well, since you tripped over Claudia, Uh, you do
as you will with that. Okay, Uh, Clodia, are you
show your rope.
Speaker 3: Slicks?
Speaker 5: I think you got your next video right there, sneaking,
sneaking fall, she trips and falls, then you do Georgeier
falls on top, and then you cut to her face,
her eyes going big wrong hold, and that is the
end of the That is the seventeen second video.
Speaker 3: Mother of God, we open in hell.
Speaker 2: Yes, I don't think there's much doubt of that.
Speaker 5: Climbing down the hole using either a rope and or
tied together clothing, it's approximately forty foot drop down to
the bottom. I would like everybody to give you athletics rolls. Okay,
who is like, first of all, let's se who's going first, Like,
give me to order. Who's descending?
Speaker 3: George rip for mood should go fast?
Speaker 2: You know what.
Speaker 5: Let's back up in further, who's tying off the end.
Speaker 2: Of this rope?
Speaker 3: I'll tie off the right.
Speaker 5: Give me a sleet of hand rolled. See how well
you do the knot?
Speaker 3: Okay, theo ethically I should be good at this, but.
Speaker 2: Natural I'm gonna try reception check just to see if
I notice.
Speaker 5: Okay did but like he totally did a swirly really
not and uh like then stepped away, proud of himself
and watching fall limply to the ground. Okay, uh, someone
else would like to give me a slight of hand
roll to tie the.
Speaker 3: Okay, okay, may have fuck that, but I have a
serious case of pinki right now.
Speaker 5: You might be getting a staff infection in one of
your eyes at this point.
Speaker 7: I think everything's affected at this point.
Speaker 5: This is this is all the gold I've wanted. Thank you,
all right, so you have you now have a solid
knots all right, so move athletics rolled to shimmy down
A wrote now I remember you guys are still like
smeared in like slowly drying compost, and says none of
you are the presidentiation spell. You are not clean at
least I'm unaware of anybody has pressed digitation.
Speaker 2: No natural clean. I haven't have new clothes on.
Speaker 5: Okay, moog, all right, you fall well done, thanks to
like the shit smeared hand. God damn, this is the
best mood.
Speaker 2: You can't tie a knot, and then you essentially just
pick the head or down the hole.
Speaker 3: He did the same thing as it did last time.
He said something smug at me and then tried to
grasp a rope with no hand.
Speaker 5: Thanks, because you only have one hand and it's ten
it's a D six for every ten feet that we are,
so D four you take sixteen fall damage and go
prone at the bottom of this hole where I wish
you guys on right.
Speaker 3: Now, Moog, that wasn't very stealthy, mood.
Speaker 5: Yeah, uh moo. Give me a constitution roll to see
how loudly you did or did not yell.
Speaker 2: If Mook still had two hands, he would be flipping
you off with both. Was that a con savor con check? Uh?
Speaker 5: Con yeah? Con pick one. Conceive will give you a
better chance, all right, since you're a fighter, sole of
it above average, ain't great? It hurt like ship, so
you will elect based on that role. How did Moo
yell out?
Speaker 2: If he did it?
Speaker 9: All o you?
Speaker 4: All?
Speaker 3: Okay, it's still the echo.
Speaker 5: And by the time you by the time you guys
are getting down this area, the sun is starting to
set up top. That's so you're coming down in the
evening time. So all right, mood, you were down the hole,
laying on the dirt and ground. Who is next in line?
Speaker 2: I will roll out of the way just in case gibbe,
all right, time check on this so far and.
Speaker 6: George the next. Okay, I'm gonna you know. I'm I'm
free of compost, I'm I'm not covered in ship, I've
got new clothes on. I'm nice and clean, and I'm
hoping if I do fall like my moumou will open
like a parachute to help me down.
Speaker 5: So give me an athletics roles.
Speaker 3: Doesn't work that way, well, we'll find out either with it,
oh sorcer with the most Uh oh?
Speaker 2: I got three?
Speaker 3: Okay, so that's out. What doesn't work?
Speaker 5: You reached the spot where mood where moods shitty shit covered?
Hand did touch the rope? You slip and fall, uh,
pretty much the whole way down as well. Let's see here,
let's do the dice four D six.
Speaker 2: Uh sure glad we took a short run.
Speaker 5: Were unconscious? God, well, it's your fault for being So
you are at zero unconscious on your side and you
sprange your ankle. So you two are now here. If
Moog had been there, it might be I taking some
damage off, but he decided to roll out of the
best place. You hit the ground hard, Okay, so.
Speaker 3: Will look over to Calordia and be like, well, this
isn't going very well anyway, ladies.
Speaker 2: First I was stealthy.
Speaker 7: Wait if Georgia is lying there actually.
Speaker 2: What oh no?
Speaker 5: If yeah, if you slip and fall on him, you
will count as to it will count as an attack.
Roll in to field death saves on Joriser.
Speaker 2: So I love this.
Speaker 5: So the way it's not your turn, it will break
the fall. He will break part of the fall.
Speaker 3: You thought she was conserved about him.
Speaker 7: I see right, okay, okay, Geronimo.
Speaker 5: Nineteen, you should be down just fine, stepped over the unconscious,
banged up and this time slowly dyed eying Jeordifa uh
so you you are right here next to him, stand
in your turn.
Speaker 3: Okay, tally how quietly though, and I will do anytics.
Some of us have professional standards, he says as he
hits the button.
Speaker 2: Ooh for twenty one. Well done.
Speaker 5: I'm singing like Errol Flynn, like I like doing that
little ha ha Yeah, you kind of like do a
little like bounce off the edges boom boom, booming boom.
You're down standing astride your uh uh your hetero life.
Speaker 3: Mate, I'm haha, oh jeelstra is dead again, and.
Speaker 5: You take the time to look around and you realize
you are in a dank underground cave. There is dripping water.
There's a sound of children laughter coming from this, uh
what appears to be this u a northeasterly passage and
like in the southeast has a has a different type
of like snoring noise. Now, now that's where we're gonna
leave off this particular episode of The Dicey Bastards. So
on behalf of our friend Drew Hayes, who cannot be
here again. Dude that like all up fingers having fallen
off from his writing for Emily Kaplan, Robert Bevin, Rick
Waalteriery and stand Weather or I'm mk Gibson. We're the
Dicey Bastards and you've been great and we'll see well
next time.
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Speaker 3: You know it's cool. Opening and closing themes by the gr.
Speaker 2: Core for shall we insert ourselves into the childhood