Speaker 1: Hey, everybody, welcome to Pink Shade. It's Tuesday. It's TLZ Tuesday,
Speaker 1: It's fruitfly Tuesday. I don't know what to tell you. Oh, guys,
Speaker 1: guess what. I'm at the beach.
Speaker 2: Take what.
Speaker 1: There's fruitflies. I don't know now if they are fruitflies,
Speaker 1: or if they are a hybrid of a gnat and
Speaker 1: a midge and a fruit fly, or what the hell
Speaker 1: they are, but.
Speaker 2: It's something that never dies and never so it's essentially Jasmine.
Speaker 2: It's someone that is never going to leave our TVs
Speaker 2: because they're enduring and they can survive hatred and bombs
Speaker 2: and vitriol and mocking and social media bullying and whatever
Speaker 2: else we can throw at them, and they're still going
Speaker 2: to keep coming back for more.
Speaker 1: Yeah, all that's true. That's right. I think that's a
Speaker 1: great comparison. I am just I just did a episode
Speaker 1: with Corey and Carly from Surviving Reality and the whole time, yeah,
Speaker 1: the whole time was like, sorry, I was trying very
Speaker 1: hard to be cool and not like slap about my
Speaker 1: own face while I was talking to them, But.
Speaker 2: They don't show their faces, so they don't so you're fine.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they were like we don't do videos. It's okay.
Speaker 1: I was like, well, I give a shit. I'm thrilled,
Speaker 1: you know, because bless me trying to trying to look
Speaker 1: decent on camera. They were like, we've been avoiding it,
Speaker 1: but we think we're not going to be able to
Speaker 1: avoid it much longer. I said, yeah, it's coming for
Speaker 1: all of us. You may as well just lean in. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but are they like a Kim and Kyle. They've never
Speaker 1: shown their face correct.
Speaker 2: I mean I've seen them because they too, I've recorded
Speaker 2: with them, but even the first couple times I recorded
Speaker 2: with them, like several years ago, they didn't show their
Speaker 2: faces when we were recording even oh, and it's hard
Speaker 2: to do because you interrupt each other constantly if you
Speaker 2: don't see the other person. But then finally, the last
Speaker 2: time we recorded, I saw their beautiful faces and I
Speaker 2: was like, what are you guys hiding? You're gorgeous. But
Speaker 2: I understand because we didn't show our faces several years
Speaker 2: because we figured people would be disappointed, and they probably were,
Speaker 2: but they were nice enough to not say it.
Speaker 1: So yeah, that's the thing. That's the thing, is you
Speaker 1: show your face and then you got to get ready
Speaker 1: for the Internet.
Speaker 2: Trolls to tell you how awful you are.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, Corey Carly, I think just like Kim Mikyle,
Speaker 1: just like me, and you have nothing to worry about.
Speaker 1: We're all just normal looking people. Yeah, yeah, whatever.
Speaker 2: Normal And even if we weren't and we had like
Speaker 2: something strange going on, yeah, we'd find that just as interesting.
Speaker 2: Because you know, doctor pimple popper, I love it. If
Speaker 2: you have a weird growth, there.
Speaker 1: For it, whether it's john, that's true. You are there
Speaker 1: for it, that's true. I'm not.
Speaker 2: I'm not.
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm fine if you have it, eyes I
Speaker 1: want to see it.
Speaker 2: I know.
Speaker 1: Today the contractor was here to look at the fruit
Speaker 1: fly situation to see if you can figure out if
Speaker 1: there's holes in this house where they're coming in or whatnot.
Speaker 1: And he says, oh, I got to tell you about
Speaker 1: this so and so's house had this mold problem. And
Speaker 1: I said, okay, and he goes, let me show you.
Speaker 1: I don't want to see a gross picture, you know,
Speaker 1: Oh it's not gross. And you showed me like the
Speaker 1: events in the ceiling with like the mold going across
Speaker 1: the ceiling, and I said, I think, oh my god,
Speaker 1: I think I just told you I did not want
Speaker 1: to see it, but I didn't.
Speaker 2: Show you what was going on in my apartment.
Speaker 1: No, you didn't even tell me, like you just said
Speaker 1: it was something, but you wouldn't say exactly.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I knew it would bother you.
Speaker 1: So are you still I'm still gonna don't tell me
Speaker 1: if I'm gonna be upset.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's it's fine, It's done now, ok.
Speaker 1: I just I just don't want you to get the
Speaker 1: black lung or whatever you get from mold.
Speaker 2: Trust me, I know neither do I. I have enough
Speaker 2: health problems just breathing normal air. Yeah, you don't want
Speaker 2: a moldy air in your house?
Speaker 1: Oh well, I will tell you guys that there's a
Speaker 1: new show that Keisha and I are covering. Is called
Speaker 1: Family lock Up. So it's on Thursday nights on A
Speaker 1: and E. I think it's at ten o'clock on A
Speaker 1: and E. It's called Family lock Up. Now it's not uplifting, No,
Speaker 1: it's sad.
Speaker 2: We knew it was going to be sad.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but did you think that at least our recap
Speaker 1: made it funny or you didn't get a chance to listen.
Speaker 2: I didn't even know it was up yet so yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: I'm still behind. What was I listening to the other day?
Speaker 2: And I was going to text you and Amy and
Speaker 2: correct you about something when I figured other people had
Speaker 2: already done that.
Speaker 1: Well, believe me, Yes, people love to correct and that's
Speaker 1: and that's fine because a lot of times I need
Speaker 1: it and sometimes I'm like, lol, well I've already gotten
Speaker 1: somebody from our ninety day UK, I've gotten people like
Speaker 1: explaining what the things was that we couldn't understand last.
Speaker 2: Week, thank god. And it was fondle. That's worse. That's
Speaker 2: grosser than I thought. Yeah, fondle, I said, Higgley Diggley.
Speaker 2: But that wasn't right. No, I knew it started with
Speaker 2: an F though, didn't I? Yes, I did, because I
Speaker 2: thought she was saying photo or fond fondue. We had
Speaker 2: a fond do that was one and there was also involved.
Speaker 1: And then I could not figure out what Sam said
Speaker 1: when she said if he doesn't Dad, I don't know,
Speaker 1: and I was like, and then she said Scotch and water.
Speaker 1: I don't know what she said. I don't know what
Speaker 1: it was. It's going to be game over, is what
Speaker 1: she said.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, game over?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Mm hmm, because he plays video games. Anyway, guys,
Speaker 1: that's ninety day UK. Kimberly and I are living for
Speaker 1: that show.
Speaker 2: Living we are, but no, I'm excited. I just made
Speaker 2: sure I'm gonna listen to Family lock Up after this
Speaker 2: because I enjoyed the episode.
Speaker 1: You'll have to let me know what you think about
Speaker 1: our hot takes, because we were like, this show is
Speaker 1: not funny, it's dark, but we've got to try to
Speaker 1: make it funny. So we did, yeah, mostly mostly by
Speaker 1: making fun of doctor Jeff and I said that the
Speaker 1: guy that the inmate looked like an Amish meth head.
Speaker 1: But yeah, you know, but you know, listen, you gotta
Speaker 1: make fun of things where you can't anyway, guys, that's
Speaker 1: on Friday on the Free Feed, and we're talking about
Speaker 1: ninety day UK, and that is on the Prime also
Speaker 1: on Prime Welcome to Plattville, ninety day Hunt for Love.
Speaker 1: Love is Blind's UK, So that's right.
Speaker 2: So yesterday I was walking by the beach and I
Speaker 2: was listening to Plathville and then I just got so
Speaker 2: angry listening. This is why I don't watch it. I
Speaker 2: get so angry listening to you guys that I literally
Speaker 2: had to stop and move over to Love after lock
Speaker 2: Up because that will show won't make me as angry.
Speaker 2: I mean it should, yeah, but it doesn't.
Speaker 1: It's pretty bad. So that's what I talked to Corey
Speaker 1: and Carly about. We talked about Welcome to Platfell.
Speaker 2: Did you see the new postings from Olivia?
Speaker 1: From Olivia? I saw that she was on a podcast
Speaker 1: talking about Keen, and I quickly reached out and said, Hey,
Speaker 1: don't forget about your old friend Mary Payne in Virginia.
Speaker 1: I'd like to have you back on my podcast. She's traveling.
Speaker 1: I haven't heard from her, That's what I'm telling myself.
Speaker 1: But the ladies you talked about that clips from her
Speaker 1: being on that podcast talking about Ken.
Speaker 2: No, it was stuff something I saw on Reddit, stuff
Speaker 2: about Ethan. Well, what is it?
Speaker 1: Just tell me.
Speaker 2: Threats he's made towards other people and it's pretty disturbing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's made lots of threat He's made threats against
Speaker 1: the production team at TLC. That's pretty bad, yeah, but
Speaker 1: not as bad as what she said about Ken. So
Speaker 1: really yeah, yeah, it was so funny. Core He and
Speaker 1: Carly were like, oh, if you if you're trying to
Speaker 1: figure out where Kim was living at Ken's house. Just
Speaker 1: look for the burning crosses in the front yard. That's yes,
Speaker 1: that was K's house. Pretty funny racism hilarious, so hilarious. Anyway,
Speaker 1: I love talking to them that episode. I believe this
Speaker 1: said it'll come on their freefeet on Wednesday. I think
Speaker 1: they do it like Patreon Tuesday freefood Wednesday. So anyway,
Speaker 1: I love talking to them. Hopefully they're going to come
Speaker 1: onto my show and chat about uh.
Speaker 2: Salt Lake City when that comes back. Real Housewives.
Speaker 1: Oh fun, Well, let's talk about these dummies. Yeah, let's
Speaker 1: talk about ninety Day ninety Day h e A, Season nine,
Speaker 1: episode eight. May the Force Be with You, And let's
Speaker 1: start with Kara and Giarmo. Oh God, your people.
Speaker 2: The dissolution of a marriage. Okay, let me just scroll
Speaker 2: to my notes where I have a lot of tears.
Speaker 1: Probably so to plow the bugs away.
Speaker 2: Go ahead, So we start with them. The song is
Speaker 2: so sad. The lyrics were I hurt you, you hurt me.
Speaker 2: We'll keep on hurting and we'll call it love. Wow.
Speaker 2: Yeah that's dark. Okay, yeah. Yeah. So her mom is
Speaker 2: driving her to the airport. She's going to Milan to
Speaker 2: meet with the producer, and she's going to record her
Speaker 2: first but Chatta album and live out her dream. But
Speaker 2: then when she comes back, she'll have to decide if
Speaker 2: she's going to keep her marriage or not. So she's
Speaker 2: having a real swing of emotions there. And she hasn't
Speaker 2: heard from Guermo, not a good luck, not anything about
Speaker 2: her show that he missed. The night before, she put
Speaker 2: all of Nico's appointments in a Google calendar for him.
Speaker 2: He is like two years old. Does he have appointments?
Speaker 2: Does he have a biier schedule than I do?
Speaker 1: How's long? How long is she gonna be gone?
Speaker 2: A week? Two weeks?
Speaker 1: No, it's got I think it's like I felt like
Speaker 1: it was like two weeks or a month. So he
Speaker 1: might have a doctor's appointment, he may have a mommy
Speaker 1: and me. He may have a swim lesson.
Speaker 2: You know he is busier than me.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's busy.
Speaker 2: So the mom who's very stylish. By the way, did
Speaker 2: you know she's wearing like leather jacket, she has spiky
Speaker 2: blonde hair, she has a be dazzled steering wheel in
Speaker 2: her car.
Speaker 1: Those like you had me?
Speaker 2: You had me until that? Okay, it's not my kind
Speaker 2: of style, but it is a style, okay, So okay,
Speaker 2: let her live Mary Payne.
Speaker 1: So when I brought it up, geez.
Speaker 2: The mom is like, I'll be there for both of
Speaker 2: you and Nico, and Kara's like, be there for Guiermo too,
Speaker 2: because he doesn't have anyone here, and then she says
Speaker 2: I do, and to give him a pass because he's
Speaker 2: alone here, which I mean, he does have friends, doesn't
Speaker 2: he did he make he has that one friend at
Speaker 2: the at the restaurant. So she says, I wish I
Speaker 2: could pinpoint a reason we got to this point, like
Speaker 2: no one cheated or anything, or did they. We still
Speaker 2: haven't gotten to the bottom of that. So Mama says,
Speaker 2: maybe you just aren't meant to be together, and Kara says,
Speaker 2: don't talk about that, like it's over already, and the
Speaker 2: Mom's like, no, I'm not.
Speaker 1: I hope you're gonna work it out.
Speaker 2: But you should get a lawyer. Don't hesitate to get
Speaker 2: a lawyer. They call all the.
Speaker 1: Good ones in town, so he can't get them.
Speaker 2: He can't get that's smart. So that's actually diabolical, So
Speaker 2: but I like it. Uh So cut to Giermo sitting
Speaker 2: alone in a cardigan, eating grilled cheese that he's made
Speaker 2: in the oven that looked delicious. Did they not have
Speaker 2: a toaster, oven or a pan? But it looked amazing.
Speaker 2: It looks really christ So his mom calls and asks
Speaker 2: how things are, and she can tell things are not good,
Speaker 2: and he says, he's in limbo. Kara's in pachada. He's
Speaker 2: in limbo. I don't know the dumb joke. It doesn't
Speaker 2: even make sense. So he's like, mom, I moved out,
Speaker 2: and she had no idea that they were even fighting.
Speaker 2: He didn't tell her anything because she never.
Speaker 1: Stopped smiling, though she was all smiles. Yeah.
Speaker 2: He says he didn't want to worry her and he
Speaker 2: was embarrassed, and she she says, why did you move out?
Speaker 2: Whose decision? And he says it was mutual, which I
Speaker 2: don't think it really was mutual. I think that was
Speaker 2: her decision. But that's nice that he didn't throw her
Speaker 2: under the bus. I think it was pretty mutual.
Speaker 1: I think that was just the last straw when he
Speaker 1: was like peeking over her shoulder and.
Speaker 2: Being like, you're cheating.
Speaker 1: A listener did write me to remind me that she
Speaker 1: had only fans and maybe he also doesn't like that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's definitely possible, and they're just not talking about
Speaker 2: it on the show. Yeah, so mom says, he, if
Speaker 2: you love her, you have to work on the marriage,
Speaker 2: and then he starts crying, and then she starts crying
Speaker 2: and she doesn't she's worried about him being alone, and
Speaker 2: he says, yeah, I'm so lonely, like making coffee just
Speaker 2: for me and not seeing my kid every day. So
Speaker 2: the mom says, I lived with you guys in the
Speaker 2: Dominican Republic and you were so in love with each other.
Speaker 2: This might be the only successful time a mother in
Speaker 2: law has lived with people on this show.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so she's no Betty. So no Betty. Nobody does
Speaker 2: Betty though nobody.
Speaker 1: So she He's like, how do I get her back?
Speaker 2: And the mom says, ask her on a date to
Speaker 2: a nice place. She won't expect it. And I thought
Speaker 2: that was actually really good advice, because I think Kara
Speaker 2: just wants him to make an effort.
Speaker 1: And yeah, he could have gone see your Damn he
Speaker 1: could have gone to see your show.
Speaker 2: You had the opportunity. And then I thought what else
Speaker 2: could he do? And then I kind of thought he
Speaker 2: should fly there when she's recording the album. And then
Speaker 2: I thought that might be pushy and might make it
Speaker 2: all about him, like those tiktoks of the guy asking
Speaker 2: the lady to marry him, like at the end of
Speaker 2: the New York Marathon and she's like, I am this
Speaker 2: is about me, not about you, kind of thing those
Speaker 2: or like bring hilarious out. I don't know if it's
Speaker 2: all fake or not, but like the dad will bring
Speaker 2: out the kids and then the mom like ignores the
Speaker 2: kids because she's like about to finish the New York City,
Speaker 2: like let her live, let her have four hours by herself.
Speaker 1: Yeah, So.
Speaker 2: Then I thought he could at least send flowers or
Speaker 2: and like a good luck note and a Teddy bear
Speaker 2: or something.
Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, just like a to the hotel room. Like
Speaker 1: she comes back to her hotel and there's like a
Speaker 1: bottle of champagne, some flowers, some chocolates, like good luck.
Speaker 1: I'm thinking about you. Yeah, sorry, I couldn't make it
Speaker 1: to Achad. I was putting together a hammock.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, exactly, and are you cheating? But yeah, reply
Speaker 2: back to this note, check yes or no. And so
Speaker 2: Giermo's like I'm not sure if I want to try
Speaker 2: to win her back because she's broken my trust.
Speaker 1: She didn't cheat, we didn't.
Speaker 2: You have no proof of that. Yeah, this is like
Speaker 2: Gino with the like I saw the messages, but those
Speaker 2: actually she probably did cheat. This case, he has no proof.
Speaker 2: She was laughing at a dumb meme, probably that someone
Speaker 2: sent her.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but she did act weird about it, and instead
Speaker 1: of just being like, here, look at my phone, what
Speaker 1: do you you know?
Speaker 2: She did make it worse for sure, But that doesn't
Speaker 2: mean she's cheating. That could have mean she was in
Speaker 2: a bitchy mood and did not want him to be
Speaker 2: judging her.
Speaker 1: So true all that.
Speaker 2: He needs to get over that, And then in the
Speaker 2: next episode it looks like she's accusing him of cheating.
Speaker 1: So fun times, these guys, these crazy.
Speaker 2: Happily ever After question mark. Yeah, I'm so happily ever
Speaker 2: After not in if it was the nineties.
Speaker 1: My sister watched this with me last night, and the
Speaker 1: night before that, my friend Mary Preston was forced to
Speaker 1: watch Love After a lock up. That was interesting. My
Speaker 1: sister watched this last night and was like, I.
Speaker 2: Can't believe you're making people would just jump in mid
Speaker 2: season to these people. Well, and here's the thing.
Speaker 1: If I could just watch this wallet's on and take notes,
Speaker 1: you know, especially this one if you're taking half the notes,
Speaker 1: because then I can really coast when it's not my
Speaker 1: turn and play words with friends and things that are important. Yeah.
Speaker 1: So she I was like, look, I know you're not
Speaker 1: going to pay attention anyway. You're just going to be
Speaker 1: playing words with friends or whatever. She's I'm really not
Speaker 1: going to pay attention. I said, great, But every so
Speaker 1: often she would look up and like, you know, saw
Speaker 1: Darcy and I was like, what's happening there? Yeah, it's
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Speaker 1: Now yeah, but speaking of them, let's talk about them.
Speaker 1: So great Darcy and Georgie. So they're getting ready to
Speaker 1: see his family. So she is wearing this like open
Speaker 1: blazer and he goes, black is not good. The fit
Speaker 1: is not good, but you do it anyway, and she goes,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna put a putty body suit on like a
Speaker 1: tank top. It's okay, but I got one more outpha
Speaker 1: to try on. So she goes and tries on this
Speaker 1: other outfit and she goes, but I feel dumpy in
Speaker 1: it because a loss of weight. But uh yeah, I
Speaker 1: really like it, but it's like it doesn't fit me
Speaker 1: as great.
Speaker 2: So I don't know.
Speaker 1: I just forgot to dumpy, Like I don't know. The
Speaker 1: black one's better. This will be wait, have black. I'll
Speaker 1: be classic in chic, so I'll cover up this oka
Speaker 1: I'm gonna okay, I'm gonna go in the bath, the
Speaker 1: cover the skin on top, and then she has on
Speaker 1: a long coat with shorts underneath it.
Speaker 2: Like this whole scene was like honestly made me sick
Speaker 2: to my stomach. This is my nightmare going with anyone
Speaker 2: shopping and like having to My brother was dating this
Speaker 2: girl once and she made me go shopping with her
Speaker 2: so she could buy jeans. Okay, and like, I don't
Speaker 2: even like clothes for myself. I don't have no interest.
Speaker 2: I hate that. I don't want to go to a
Speaker 2: clothing store. I'm like one of the husbands laying down.
Speaker 1: On the couch like yeah, hold the verses.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and this was this and you see Georgie's face
Speaker 2: and it's just like zooms in and he's it's that
Speaker 2: Curby your Enthusiasm music, Like what am I doing with
Speaker 2: my life? I've made a huge mistake.
Speaker 1: Yeah it was.
Speaker 2: She just never stops talking either, like me, but I'm
Speaker 2: on a podcast. It's just every thought that pops in
Speaker 2: her head is like stream of consciousness. She can't stop.
Speaker 1: Talking totally and talk it hit together. He says, yesterday
Speaker 1: me to my sister Alfred was good, and she goes, yeah,
Speaker 1: but you know what Georgie going to mean your parents.
Speaker 1: I have to be stylish. I have to get high fashion.
Speaker 2: I to feel it myself.
Speaker 1: He's like, okay. So she is looking in the mirror
Speaker 1: after she gets her whole get up on, and she goes,
Speaker 1: this looks good. This is really good, and he goes okay,
Speaker 1: and she goes, I felt snatched and smooth and sleek. Okay,
Speaker 1: and he goes, oh, that's good. The first thing my
Speaker 1: parents said, Oh it told me. The first thing my
Speaker 1: parents told me, find a snatchy girl. This is perfect, Georgie.
Speaker 1: Where has this humor been all our lives?
Speaker 2: It's hilarious? Are you Florian? Now? I'm enjoying it? You're right?
Speaker 1: Is he doing a Florian? First thing my parents told me,
Speaker 1: find a snatchy girl. So she does a dance and
Speaker 1: is singing snatch, crackle and popa oh yeah, snatched crackle
Speaker 1: and oh yeah, oh yeah, I'm snatched.
Speaker 2: He's just like, I think that's the new whatever their
Speaker 2: last hit song was. I can't recall what it was called.
Speaker 1: Not it's doing it big. There's been one since then,
Speaker 1: but I don't know what it was. Okay, snatch crackle and.
Speaker 2: Pop and uh.
Speaker 1: She puts on a cowboy hat. He goes, this is good.
Speaker 1: This is like western, right, it's a cowboy And he goes, however,
Speaker 1: you want to dress like a superhero, like a cowgirl,
Speaker 1: like a regular girl. I don't care.
Speaker 2: We have to go.
Speaker 1: She goes, yeehaw. So they start to take all the
Speaker 1: shit out, and he's like, I don't have to work
Speaker 1: out because of your luggage, which, by the way, this
Speaker 1: is also his.
Speaker 2: Luggage, so I'm kind of tired of this narrative. How
Speaker 2: many are his?
Speaker 1: Well, there's seven bags total. I've bet at least three
Speaker 1: or his small ones and too small one big.
Speaker 2: I think one and a half are his, one point
Speaker 2: two one point one point five one to two bags
Speaker 2: are his, and he.
Speaker 1: Has one big and too small.
Speaker 2: So that's what I think. What see, I would think
Speaker 2: one big and one small. Yeah, we'll never know. We know,
Speaker 2: we need to know because.
Speaker 1: We might find out out the reunion, but probably not
Speaker 1: not if Sean Robinson has anything to do with it.
Speaker 1: So and then talking to Hand, he goes, look, I'm
Speaker 1: not happy with her outfit, but I have other concerns.
Speaker 1: I'm excited to see my parents. I haven't seen them
Speaker 1: in a long time, and she's got five suitcases, but
Speaker 1: chooses the wrong outfit again. She don't respect my opinion,
Speaker 1: she don't respect my advice, but I don't want to
Speaker 1: argue with her before I see my parents. So in
Speaker 1: the car just for shits and giggles and because production
Speaker 1: told her to, she starts spraying her hair, and he's like,
Speaker 1: oh my god. Rolled down the window and he goes,
Speaker 1: I'm getting excited, but I'm like really nervous. As she
Speaker 1: gets out of the car, her button breaks off her
Speaker 1: coat and so now her coat is just going to
Speaker 1: be open and she's going to buy suit and shorts underneath.
Speaker 2: She thinks production did that on purpose. No, I think
Speaker 2: he gives the string. No.
Speaker 1: I think it's because the coat was from Timu and
Speaker 1: it was a size too small. And and she goes,
Speaker 1: oh great, babe, me my white coat.
Speaker 2: Hen me my white coat.
Speaker 1: So she was the white coat over the other long coat,
Speaker 1: and he's like, oh my god, now we're gonna have
Speaker 1: to do this coat all day. And she goes, relax,
Speaker 1: don't act like it's more than it is. It's fine.
Speaker 2: I know how to act.
Speaker 1: Demure, Okay, okay. The other outfit was demure.
Speaker 2: She keeps saying demure. I don't think she knows what
Speaker 2: it means. She doesn't, she doesn't.
Speaker 1: So they walk in and Mom is like, oh my god, Gorgy, Gorgie, Darcy.
Speaker 1: They all hug and they all cry. It's really cute.
Speaker 1: It's really sweet. And Mom says, I lived to see
Speaker 1: you come back. You're finally home.
Speaker 2: And Darcy's doing a lot of prayer hand yes, cute,
Speaker 2: you're home, You'm yes, hashtag doing it big, and then
Speaker 2: she does a lot of that's that closed mouth smirk
Speaker 2: mm hmm, Like she's not like, yes, I got you, Yes,
Speaker 2: she is like somehow this is all her doing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she's rubbing his back. You're home, Yeah, you're home.
Speaker 1: You're home. So dad comes up and he's like, he
Speaker 1: comes up, Gorgee and he hugs him. Okay, he looks
Speaker 1: exactly like his dad, like exactly, same face, same face.
Speaker 2: Except he kind of has Ron hair from Betty and
Speaker 2: Ron Brandon's parents.
Speaker 1: I'm getting to the hair. Georgie has not been home
Speaker 1: in thirteen years Kimberly's two wives ago. Why why wouldn't
Speaker 1: he go home?
Speaker 2: Ever, I'm thinking it's a Entree Moldova mafia police situation.
Speaker 1: Okay, well thirteen years. I was like, war, Oh, yeah,
Speaker 1: that's bad. So they hugged Darcy. Georgie hugs his mom
Speaker 1: and dad and Darcy altogether, it's all very cute. And look,
Speaker 1: here's the place where I would talk about Georgie's mom's mullet.
Speaker 2: Okay, I think these are the Bulgarian versions of Betty
Speaker 2: and Ron, except hers is straight and Bettie is curly.
Speaker 1: It was very eighties hairband vibes very It's like this
Speaker 1: is brush straight back, like you know, winged back. So anyway,
Speaker 1: they were very cute. But I mean, jury's out. We
Speaker 1: don't know anything about them yet, so I could talk
Speaker 1: about her hair until it decides she's nice, and then
Speaker 1: I won't. I was talking head mom and dad and
Speaker 1: he says no. She says, this is a very special
Speaker 1: melting moment for me. Ever since he left home thirteen
Speaker 1: years ago, it has been very difficult for us. And
Speaker 1: Dad says, there is nothing better to hug your own son,
Speaker 1: to hug your child. Sweet you guys, if you're not
Speaker 1: on video being mercy.
Speaker 2: Too, which is I googled it because I was like,
Speaker 2: the f does she keeps saying mercy, It must keep
Speaker 2: Bulgarian for thank you? There is a Bulgarian. There's many
Speaker 2: ways to say thank you and bulgarian, but one is
Speaker 2: mercy with an S and not a C O R.
Speaker 1: Okay, Well, you know Dave made fun of me in
Speaker 1: France because every time we'd go to the store and
Speaker 1: Ida Mercy. As we walk out, David Dave would go Mercy.
Speaker 2: Holy.
Speaker 1: I was like, I'm not speaking that way, you Mercy,
Speaker 1: And Dave's like Mersey.
Speaker 2: But in your head you were hearing it that way,
Speaker 2: but maybe he was hearing it in a different way.
Speaker 1: I was saying, got it.
Speaker 2: We got to ask the shop people how how was
Speaker 2: she saying it?
Speaker 1: Mercy mercy, and Dave says mercy, Mercy, Mercy, mercy platfl
Speaker 1: I was like funk off, I was not saying that.
Speaker 1: Quit making fun of my French accent. I only speak
Speaker 1: two words in French oncela.
Speaker 2: So okay.
Speaker 1: So Darcy goes, seeing him embraces family is just amazing.
Speaker 1: I could just I could just feel it.
Speaker 2: I can feel the love.
Speaker 1: I can feel it now. Dad hands Darcy a Bulgarian
Speaker 1: rose and Georgie goes Bulgarian roses. Remember when he first
Speaker 1: met her, he gave her a Bulgarian rose and said
Speaker 1: his idea for a business is Bulgarian rose water, because
Speaker 1: the Bulgarian roses are the most beautiful in the world,
Speaker 1: and they were everywhere they looked beautiful.
Speaker 2: Hmmm.
Speaker 1: Did you remember me first?
Speaker 2: Better?
Speaker 1: We had that ponytail and they met at that restaurant
Speaker 1: in New York.
Speaker 2: No, that was also ten bucks. He used that same
Speaker 2: line on his first wife.
Speaker 1: Oh sure, sure, all right. She goes into the house.
Speaker 1: She shows it's lovely. You know, Darcy is being respectful.
Speaker 1: This looks great, so beautiful. Oh my goodness, show me.
Speaker 2: So she doesn't say cute, which is not totally.
Speaker 1: They didn't under stand that part.
Speaker 2: They didn't understand her, so it's fine. Otherwise that would
Speaker 2: have been offensive. Yeah.
Speaker 1: So they see Georgie's old room, which is going to
Speaker 1: be their room, and he says to his dad, she's
Speaker 1: got a lot of suitcases and dad goes, how many?
Speaker 1: And she goes, no, wait, you tell them it's both
Speaker 1: both of us have a lot of suitcases. And Georgie
Speaker 1: goes five big with two little ones, and they're like,
Speaker 1: that is so much luggage. Wow, And her she's like,
Speaker 1: what do you want me to do? I love fashion.
Speaker 1: I'm a fashion girly high fashion, like to be chic,
Speaker 1: like to be fashionable. And they're like, we don't know anything.
Speaker 2: You're saying, right fifty familious.
Speaker 1: So they go to the they go to the living room,
Speaker 1: they sit down. Feisty, the talking head, the dad says
Speaker 1: before they go to sit down there to talk and
Speaker 1: to have with the parents together, and the dad says,
Speaker 1: my first thought is she's not dressed properly for the season,
Speaker 1: and mom says, look, I've been wanting to see her
Speaker 1: in reality, and many young people look like her, but
Speaker 1: it's important when I meet my husband's mother, I present
Speaker 1: myself well.
Speaker 2: So Georgie's completely right. They do care she's wearing. They
Speaker 2: are their mouths are in like a straight line, and
Speaker 2: they're like, it's cold here, she's not wearing pants. Also,
Speaker 2: Darcy doesn't even look like Darcy in reality. She still
Speaker 2: looks like AI filter in reality?
Speaker 1: Who sent me?
Speaker 2: Was it you or a listener sent me that thing?
Speaker 1: The other day when an event they're doing together, and
Speaker 1: it was Darcy and Stacy, but they had put that
Speaker 1: like baby face filter on, so they looked like they
Speaker 1: were eight years old. I was like, is this supposed
Speaker 1: to be Darcy and Stacy? They have they have now,
Speaker 1: they have transformed into preschoolers. What are we doing? Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: sexy baby, sexy, I'm a sexy baby. So they sit
Speaker 1: on the couch and they're looking at photos and Darcy
Speaker 1: can't see it's just a bara Mom's readers, which was hilarious.
Speaker 2: There's a picture a convince you you're in laws that
Speaker 2: you're not too old for. There's then get your readers. Oh,
Speaker 2: we have the same prescription.
Speaker 1: Great, these are good two point five. So there's a
Speaker 1: picture with him and a teacher and she goes, well,
Speaker 1: this is a pretty woman. He goes, that's my teacher.
Speaker 1: She goes, well, why did you ever your hand around
Speaker 1: her waist? Like, no, she said, did you?
Speaker 2: He was banging that t shirt one thousand percent? His
Speaker 2: hand is like fondling her waist.
Speaker 1: I would ever want to touch a teacher in a picture.
Speaker 1: I'd be like pencil. She goes, she was always anything
Speaker 1: for older women. He's like giving her a look like,
Speaker 1: don't say that in front of my parents.
Speaker 2: M h.
Speaker 1: So the mother says, Darcy, why are your legs bare?
Speaker 1: And she says she forgot to bring tights, and she
Speaker 1: goes explain to them also to buy button broke, that we'll.
Speaker 2: Have to keep this gat on.
Speaker 1: And the dad goes, but do you have the button
Speaker 1: because she could fix it and then she could teach you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and then we wouldn't have to look at your
Speaker 2: horrish body.
Speaker 1: And Georgie says, my mom can sew it. And I
Speaker 1: told you you don't need these two jackets. You should
Speaker 1: be more covered up. This is you know, I told
Speaker 1: you he was exactly right. He was exactly right. She
Speaker 1: should have listened to every word he said and just
Speaker 1: warned the cream colored outfit.
Speaker 2: If only one or multiple people had warned her, if
Speaker 2: only she had listened to that friend. Yeah, the blondie.
Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, he was like, I don't go in there
Speaker 1: in your leggings. They're not going to like it. So
Speaker 1: we're talking and she goes, now I feel uncomfortable, but
Speaker 1: you know, I can't help that. The button popped, and
Speaker 1: I'm kind of feeling mom and Dad's disapproval. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: you think you feeling that? Now We kind of go
Speaker 1: to a scene. It's very strange. Georgie and Dad are
Speaker 1: in the garage making wine. Like it's a lot to
Speaker 1: get to him, but it's good. When you crank, crank,
Speaker 1: you're smashing the grapes. And uh, Georgie said to his dad,
Speaker 1: do you know how old Darcy is?
Speaker 3: Uh?
Speaker 2: Huh?
Speaker 1: And Dad says, I don't know, forty five fifty, And
Speaker 1: wouldn't it be, she'd be thrilled to know the dad
Speaker 1: said forty five, goes, that's right, because I'm agedone thinks
Speaker 1: I'm forty five, and he says, well, she's almost fifty.
Speaker 1: Did we just have her fiftieth birthday party?
Speaker 2: She's fifty? Okay, I thought I'm fifty.
Speaker 1: She's fifty as sick and I stretched and he plaited
Speaker 1: my lips. She's almost fifty and she's got the hot
Speaker 1: flashes and says it's menopause. What do you know about this?
Speaker 1: And Dad goes, I don't know. Are you even sure
Speaker 1: you want to be dealing with this? I don't even
Speaker 1: know what to tell you. And then Georgie goes, yeah,
Speaker 1: not pleasant, keep cranking that wine.
Speaker 2: Her uterus is aged much like this wine.
Speaker 1: Gross. She has one egg like Angela.
Speaker 2: Someone too, Tote is.
Speaker 1: Maybe my sister.
Speaker 2: So all right.
Speaker 1: So now mom is darning Darcy's coat and she has
Speaker 1: put her in an apron, which is hilarious. She's like, girl,
Speaker 1: put apron and send those things cover everything up. So
Speaker 1: Darcy asked the mom, did you ever picture Georgie marrying
Speaker 1: an American girl? And Mom says, well, for us, it
Speaker 1: didn't matter, but we know you had problems in the
Speaker 1: past and you've had issues, and she goes, yeah, we did.
Speaker 1: It's hard for Georgie to open up to me and
Speaker 1: that makes me scared and nervous. And the mother says,
Speaker 1: we will advise him to talk and solve the problems
Speaker 1: and for you to help each other.
Speaker 2: That's it.
Speaker 1: Mom has spoken, and uh.
Speaker 2: She goes, thank you so much.
Speaker 1: Ugs are the jacket's fixed now. She could not look
Speaker 1: like a whoror in this house and put your clothes.
Speaker 2: Back on you.
Speaker 1: She's like, don't look, I'm gonna take off the apron.
Speaker 1: So in the talking Head, Darcy says, I felt Georgie's
Speaker 1: mom and I I think we're doing great. And she
Speaker 1: does know about when we broke up, and she's glad.
Speaker 1: She's glad that we're together and she's going to help
Speaker 1: out with our communication. And I'm hoping his mom is
Speaker 1: going to be the saving grace so we can move
Speaker 1: forward in a better way.
Speaker 2: She did say it, we really bonded. It was like
Speaker 2: two moms meeting in a loving way. And it's like,
Speaker 2: you're not Georgie's mom.
Speaker 1: That was she did say, we are like two moms.
Speaker 1: I was not like two moms. You are two moms.
Speaker 2: You are two moms, but you're not moms to the
Speaker 2: same boy is her husband.
Speaker 1: Yeah that was Yeah. We didn't ever hear hear her say, well,
Speaker 1: I've got two daughters and I know how it did?
Speaker 2: You know?
Speaker 1: Nothing like that, right, yea.
Speaker 2: Dealing with my husband is the same as dealing with yes,
Speaker 2: two children, because I'm so much older than him menopause.
Speaker 1: Dinner is ready, and Darcy is looking at the bread
Speaker 1: and she says it looks good. He says, yeah, it's homemade,
Speaker 1: and she's like wonk wonk wonk wonk. The bread looks
Speaker 1: squishy like boobs and he goes, what just nothing?
Speaker 2: Forget it?
Speaker 1: Okay, not the right time? Must she yes, she must.
Speaker 1: She cannot take it. She has to compare everything to sex.
Speaker 2: It just bubbles up. It's like acid reflux, sexual in
Speaker 2: undos she has. She can't swallow it.
Speaker 1: It's like Ethan Plath has to make everything to be
Speaker 1: about sex.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, So they eat, and mom says, listen, Darcy and
Speaker 1: I talked earlier, and my request to you, as you
Speaker 1: listen to each other and be patient with each other,
Speaker 1: as you know your father and I have been so
Speaker 1: in your family, you will be able to solve problems.
Speaker 1: And so Georgie translate and tells her, my mom said
Speaker 1: we should be working on our communication and trying to
Speaker 1: understand each other and that I'm temperamental and I need
Speaker 1: to listen more, and Darcy goes, yeah, that's right. I
Speaker 1: just want to be in the know. I want to
Speaker 1: be in the know, and he tells his parents, yes,
Speaker 1: sometimes I have an issue with sharing things. And Darcy's like,
Speaker 1: she tries to keep it in. Her face is melting
Speaker 1: and molding into various positions, trying to hold it in.
Speaker 1: She doesn't even know what they're fucking saying, like Georgie
Speaker 1: is talking to his parents.
Speaker 3: It is beautiful and I'm struggling appreciation fifty marriage.
Speaker 1: Just hands your prare hands. And mom says to Georgie,
Speaker 1: when you speak, you need to speak calmly, and he
Speaker 1: goes mm hmm, and then he looks over and goes,
Speaker 1: what are you doing while are you crying? And so
Speaker 1: in the talking head, he says, when she first arrived
Speaker 1: in the inappropriate clothes and now this she's crying. All
Speaker 1: I wanted was nice dinner with my parents. I don't
Speaker 1: want to stress them out. Oh my god. So I'm
Speaker 1: in the talking head. Mom and dad say, uh, as
Speaker 1: the host, and this is our first meeting. It's worrisome
Speaker 1: that this person, that this person would cry over the
Speaker 1: problems between them.
Speaker 2: She might be emotionally unstable. I like that. It's like
Speaker 2: what we're all.
Speaker 1: Thinking when you have that one couple over for dinner
Speaker 1: and they sort of fight at the table and it
Speaker 1: makes it uncomfortable for everybody else.
Speaker 2: It's like that. Yeah. Also, Darcy does what is called
Speaker 2: trauma dumping, and she does it to everyone on the
Speaker 2: show strangers. I would guess when she goes shopping, like
Speaker 2: she's just.
Speaker 3: Like this, these pants are so beautiful, and I really
Speaker 3: need beautiful pants because I'm really struggling in my marriage.
Speaker 3: And one time when I was five, I was bullied
Speaker 3: and my twin sister and I are fighting and I
Speaker 3: my husband is much younger than me and I'm fifty
Speaker 3: and my ages and.
Speaker 1: Also did these pants make me look snatched?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: The pants? Or do you not?
Speaker 2: And she's like, He's like, don't cry, and she's like,
Speaker 2: let me have emotions. I let me feel. She tries
Speaker 2: so hard to keep it in.
Speaker 1: It's just so unattractive the way she's distorting her face.
Speaker 2: We should have known when they were at the airport.
Speaker 2: And she's like, I just hope her his parents really
Speaker 2: like me and they feel love.
Speaker 1: So Mom says to Darcy, hey, listen, hey, Perk, come over.
Speaker 1: There have some have some bread boobs? God yeah, she goes, hey, listen,
Speaker 1: if he didn't love you, or had or had intention
Speaker 1: to leave you, he would have never brought you here.
Speaker 1: You were the first of any girlfriends he's ever brought home,
Speaker 1: which means he really loves you. And Darcy's like, yes, yes,
Speaker 1: and Georgie explains it and he goes. She says, friends,
Speaker 1: she mus a girlfriend. Darcy's like, I know, I got it.
Speaker 2: I know. And why do you keep starting a fight
Speaker 2: every time for five second it's there? You've started like
Speaker 2: five fights on this trip. He brought you. That should
Speaker 2: be enough.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she can't just enjoy the moment. I gotta bring
Speaker 1: up the money. So but talking to she said, she says,
Speaker 1: I know Georgie loves me, but I'm emotional. I can't
Speaker 1: change who I am. And uh, maybe he could get
Speaker 1: a little softer. And I pray after this our communication.
Speaker 2: Will get better. Spoiler alert, we saw the previews. Oiler alert.
Speaker 1: Okay, let's move on to baby baby and the other
Speaker 1: baby and their new baby, new baby that's coming. The
Speaker 1: baby baby.
Speaker 2: Zane so Tiger Lillian Adnan. She's crying and the producer goes,
Speaker 2: what's so upsetting, and she goes, my husband called me
Speaker 2: a demon.
Speaker 1: Kimberly, the way I screamed out loud. Finny was sitting
Speaker 1: there and she goes, what I go, I have to
Speaker 1: rewind that.
Speaker 2: She said anything el husband called me a demon?
Speaker 1: She said something else after this that I also screamed
Speaker 1: at lauds like she is hitting on all cylinders.
Speaker 2: So's She's like, he tells me, I'm annoying. No, Then
Speaker 2: he comes in. He hears her bitching to the producers.
Speaker 2: He has to walk in, and now he's being all
Speaker 2: nice because he suddenly remembered that there are cameras there,
Speaker 2: and he's like, tell me if I'm annoying you about religion,
Speaker 2: tell me I don't care, be whatever you want, Be
Speaker 2: whatever religion you want. She's like, what changed from five
Speaker 2: seconds ago?
Speaker 1: Right, nothing's changed.
Speaker 2: I want you to be comfortable. I don't want you
Speaker 2: to feel weird. It's fine, she's like, it's inconsistency, baby,
Speaker 2: you tell me one thing and then another, and he goes,
Speaker 2: you like to see a man all his energy and power,
Speaker 2: which was so weird, and she goes, I want a
Speaker 2: man who keeps his word, who like to stay, says
Speaker 2: what he means, and he goes All women's conversations are
Speaker 2: like this. All women have the same mind. I am
Speaker 2: men here, I can do what I want. Okay, nope,
Speaker 2: and she goes, so you're just telling me what you
Speaker 2: want what I want to hear, and he.
Speaker 1: Goes yes, And how does she get that from what
Speaker 1: he said?
Speaker 2: I don't know, because he does it because that's what
Speaker 2: he's been saying since the beginning. I don't care. But
Speaker 2: then he'll occasionally let his real feeling slip, and then
Speaker 2: he goes back to I don't care, and she's like,
Speaker 2: which one's true, and he's like that we don't fight,
Speaker 2: so it's whatever, and so she's like, how can I
Speaker 2: trust you? Then? And he says, talk about trust again,
Speaker 2: I'll like a big problem. Mention that again about trust?
Speaker 2: Very threatening. Yeah, don't mention trust again. So she's like,
Speaker 2: how would you like it if I told you one thing?
Speaker 2: And then I said another thing, baby, and well, like
Speaker 2: you have to cover up and he's wearing a tank
Speaker 2: shop so how are you not saying that? They are
Speaker 2: inconsistencies and double standards here.
Speaker 1: So it'll be very easy.
Speaker 2: He wants you to say what he wants to hear.
Speaker 2: That's what he wants. He doesn't care how you actually feel.
Speaker 2: He just wants you to say what you want to hear.
Speaker 2: And you want him to say the truth. So she's like,
Speaker 2: I'm having a c section tomorrow and this is not
Speaker 2: the lovey dovey rainbows and unicorns. Ye I was hoping
Speaker 2: for baby. So he's like, keep thinking about positive things.
Speaker 2: Have a good mind, be a good wife. Don't have
Speaker 2: a small mind. I married you because you have big mind.
Speaker 2: You are a mother. I don't want to hear about
Speaker 2: this again. She's like, so you only want a good
Speaker 2: wife who shuts up and it is nice and his
Speaker 2: quiet duh right?
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, who doesn't want that?
Speaker 2: Come on?
Speaker 3: Now?
Speaker 1: Who does?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Come on? So he's like, I am going to He
Speaker 2: tells us I'm going to heaven because I'm a good
Speaker 2: husband and a good man. I've never done anything wrong.
Speaker 2: I'm perfect. I pay five times I'm perfect.
Speaker 1: I was fascinated by this talk of perfection and how.
Speaker 2: He was so perfect. I'm perfect. I never do nothing wrong.
Speaker 2: That was double negative. He didn't use a double negative.
Speaker 2: I've never done anything wrong. I'm perfect. I pray five
Speaker 2: times a day. I just want her on my level.
Speaker 2: So we go to the same place. Okay, okay, I'm
Speaker 2: not gonna app Then he holds her. He holds her
Speaker 2: and he's like, it's okay, baby, I'm sorry I called
Speaker 2: you demon. You're an angel, but you do need to
Speaker 2: do some Muslim things to be perfect. And then he
Speaker 2: tells us I think she has a demon around her
Speaker 2: and it's keeping her from being interested in converting to Islam.
Speaker 2: We have to be strong and now let the demon win.
Speaker 2: He's sounding very lori Valo Chad day Bell.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Yes, it was a lot. Yes, there was a
Speaker 1: lot of demon talk. And I don't listen. I've never
Speaker 1: read the Quran.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: Are there talks of demons being around.
Speaker 2: You if you're not Musclim I don't know. And I
Speaker 2: did google do Christians go to heaven in Islam? And
Speaker 2: apparently that's a very divisive subject. Some people. Some think
Speaker 2: they do and something they don't okay, and that they
Speaker 2: have to accept Mohammed to go to heaven and the
Speaker 2: Koran to go to heaven. And some think, no, if
Speaker 2: you're a Jew and a Christian and you follow the
Speaker 2: Good Book, then you still go to heaven.
Speaker 1: So just think, if you're just a good person in general,
Speaker 1: you could be all different religions and go to the
Speaker 1: same happy place when it's over.
Speaker 2: Yeah, what about Buddhists. I wonder what their thoughts on Buddhists?
Speaker 2: Are those demons so definite demons? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: So uh, the next day they're leaving for the hospital
Speaker 2: and he comes out in a smoke jacket and a
Speaker 2: pocket square and like an ascot and like slippers. He
Speaker 2: looks like just a dandy going to the like gentleman's club.
Speaker 1: I don't know, like that's how he always looks.
Speaker 2: That's his looks look with like a nice watch. Yes,
Speaker 2: And so she starts cracking up and he's like, I'm
Speaker 2: going to meet baby, saying I have to look nice
Speaker 2: like the baby cares, and she goes, you're gonna be
Speaker 2: wearing like hospital scrubs and a cap when you meet
Speaker 2: him in the operating room, baby, and he goes, you
Speaker 2: want a luxury husband or you want trash husband, like lawnmower.
Speaker 2: I yeah, does he mean a person that mows lawns
Speaker 2: or does he mean lawnmower? I think he means a lawnmower.
Speaker 1: I think he means a person that most lawns is
Speaker 1: beneath him's. And I'm gonna I'm gonna tell you that,
Speaker 1: like everybody I know, they literally the husband's purchased the
Speaker 1: most comfortable outfit they can wear, because you're gonn be standing,
Speaker 1: you're gonna be jumping, bending to You're gonna be doing
Speaker 1: all the things you don't need to be in your
Speaker 1: finest finery, that's for sure.
Speaker 2: I'm surprised he's gonna be in the operating room at all.
Speaker 2: I would have thought he would be like, I'll be
Speaker 2: out with the other fathers passing out cigars and don't
Speaker 2: have to see icky woman's inside parts.
Speaker 1: Well, you know, you can stand behind the curtain and
Speaker 1: not see anything. I mean, my husband was in for
Speaker 1: my sea sections and you just stand.
Speaker 2: Back, get some placenta on him, and then oh, there's.
Speaker 1: Gonna be blood. It's gonna be blood all over the place.
Speaker 2: There will be blood.
Speaker 1: There will be blood, lots of them.
Speaker 2: There might be pooping, so good luck.
Speaker 1: No, not when you have a sea section section. No,
Speaker 1: they take but they do take all your organs out
Speaker 1: and put them on a table and pull the baby
Speaker 1: out and then put all your organs back in where
Speaker 1: they go and then sew you up. That's because I
Speaker 1: did it twice in the right place. Uh, they did
Speaker 1: with me. Maybe not. Maybe that's what's wrong with me.
Speaker 2: Non playing the game of operation can I's the wrong
Speaker 2: order doctor. Yeah.
Speaker 1: So yeah, he'll be behind the cart and he won't
Speaker 1: be seeing anything.
Speaker 2: Yes. So uh, he's like he wants her to put
Speaker 2: He's like bringing a change of shoes and he wants
Speaker 2: her to put his extra shoes in this bag she's
Speaker 2: bringing for the placenta. She's like, it's for the placenta baby,
Speaker 2: it's like an organ. It's sterile. You can't it's like
Speaker 2: a shopping bag. It's like one of those like cooler bag.
Speaker 1: It's a cooler bag.
Speaker 2: Nelson's that you would. Yeah. So he's like chicken liver.
Speaker 2: She's talking about chicken liver, and she's like, I'm just
Speaker 2: trying to focus on the positive and not worry about
Speaker 2: the surgery. And he says, pray everything will be good,
Speaker 2: everything will be good. To pray to Allah that everything
Speaker 2: will be good. You have a handsome man in a
Speaker 2: nice suit. She's like, or I'll pray that the baby
Speaker 2: and me are healthy. He goes, no, you have luxury husband.
Speaker 2: Look what you pray husband, not lawn mower trash. So
Speaker 2: he's like, just trust, say you trust in God and
Speaker 2: mean it. That's all, and then we pray everything. We'll
Speaker 2: be fine. And then she's very smart. She goes, you
Speaker 2: told me that I had to say like four things
Speaker 2: and mean it and become a Muslim. Are those part
Speaker 2: of those four things that I have to say? And
Speaker 2: he's like, no, I'm not tricking you. It'so becoming Muslim.
Speaker 2: But right before you give birth, just repeat a few
Speaker 2: things after me. It's just blessing for the baby. I
Speaker 2: would never trick you. Just hold my hand and say
Speaker 2: these phrases. It's funny. I seriously think that's what he's
Speaker 2: trying to do. He's trying to just slip in the
Speaker 2: four things and then it'll be like she became Muslim.
Speaker 2: She did not even know.
Speaker 1: Well, it's like uh machmood and oh yeah. Nicole nicole nicole,
Speaker 1: but it didn't sound right. Yeah, she just went into
Speaker 1: the place and goes, Okay, I'll be Muslim, let's get married.
Speaker 2: Yeah, just repeat this phrase.
Speaker 1: Okay, good, all good.
Speaker 2: Yeah. So uh in their talking head, he's like, I
Speaker 2: don't know why you think being Muslims so scary. It's
Speaker 2: so easy, just say a few words, no problem. Now
Speaker 2: let's talk about how much of your sinful skin is
Speaker 2: going to be shown in this hospital gown. Yeah, a
Speaker 2: doctor is going to see her stomach.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we saw her doctor was mail when they went.
Speaker 2: That last it was very and they didn't explain it.
Speaker 2: And how does that doctor and not have to see
Speaker 2: through a curtain and just feel through like a bubble?
Speaker 1: Can we submit questions? Can we submit questions to the strange?
Speaker 2: Yeah, very strange? Maybe if the doctor is not someone
Speaker 2: that he sees as a threat, like he's not young
Speaker 2: and handsome and luxury. But that's not a luxury doctor.
Speaker 1: The doctor was luxury and attractive, so that doesn't make it.
Speaker 2: I thought he was more like just middle aged, like
Speaker 2: older middle aged.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but he was, well that's her type, so that
Speaker 1: her her first husband.
Speaker 2: It was real ugly. Oh that's true.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're right in my opinion. In my opinion, Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: let's talk about Andre and Libby and the prodigal son
Speaker 1: has returned.
Speaker 2: Oh wait, I'm so sorry. Can we go back to
Speaker 2: Darcy's just for one second?
Speaker 1: Okay, sure, Jamir, Huh did you see that she goes?
Speaker 2: She goes, Okay, Jamir, to who this to Georgie?
Speaker 1: Well, his name is Georgie Georgie, I know, she said, Jamiir, No, she.
Speaker 2: Said that said and that's what she said. I swear before,
Speaker 2: is that his nickname?
Speaker 1: Is that like a cute like No, they've always talked
Speaker 1: about Georgie and Gorky and what uh what where where
Speaker 1: I'm gonna have to find a time stamp on that
Speaker 1: I'm gonna need.
Speaker 2: It was in the first scene when she's trying on clothes.
Speaker 1: I think, oh, okay, she didn't say look in the mirror.
Speaker 1: In the mirror.
Speaker 2: It's just like ninety day UK where. Yeah. I did
Speaker 2: get a.
Speaker 1: Comment that people love us trying to figure out what
Speaker 1: the subtitles actually mean. They said, yeah, Scotch and.
Speaker 2: Soda was not frustrating for them because they are getting
Speaker 2: different subtitles.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's hilarious for us. Okay, let's go to Libby
Speaker 1: and Andree. So God, next week is going to be
Speaker 1: heavy on the marry pang. We got all the couples together,
Speaker 1: all the Floridians are together, So okay, Libby is at home,
Speaker 1: she's cookie Listen. I love Libby's backsplash. That might be
Speaker 1: a controversial opinion, but I like her gold backsplash.
Speaker 2: Oh interesting, I don't I didn't notice.
Speaker 1: I like it a lot. I liked it with the
Speaker 1: first body. I was like, ooh, I love that backslash.
Speaker 1: So she's saying, yeah, I'm very confused, like I don't
Speaker 1: know who I'm married, I don't know where we go
Speaker 1: from here. And yeah, I left him in al Dova
Speaker 1: because I've had enough. He made a bad investment and
Speaker 1: failed to tell me you have to share things with
Speaker 1: your spouse. And I've only talked to him to be
Speaker 1: it's been like this.
Speaker 2: Why is she confused?
Speaker 1: I don't think he's been this way with money. I
Speaker 1: think with the money they kind of do everything together,
Speaker 1: you know, And she goes, no, I only talked to him,
Speaker 1: like with video chatting with the kids. But no, I
Speaker 1: haven't spoken to him. So he comes in and brings
Speaker 1: flowers like Doddie's home.
Speaker 2: Hug me. I'm here.
Speaker 1: I demand it, and he says to her. He tries
Speaker 1: to hug her, and he goes, what's the problem, and
Speaker 1: I mean, like he hasn't been gone for a week
Speaker 1: in another country. And she goes, did you get our
Speaker 1: money back? And he goes, listen. I tried to fix
Speaker 1: it some things and make some things work.
Speaker 2: I met with some people.
Speaker 1: I got something settled or worked out a thing, and
Speaker 1: then I met with another guy. We're gonna meet with
Speaker 1: the lawyer and we fix it, okay, and she just
Speaker 1: looks at him. He goes, but we're gonna need another
Speaker 1: investment for that, but uh yeah. She just looks at him.
Speaker 1: He goes, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm gonna do
Speaker 1: this thing. I'm gonna make it work. I'm gonna move.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna we're gonna move there. We'll make it happen.
Speaker 1: And she goes what. She goes, no, I am not
Speaker 1: moving there, and he goes, this is my family, you're
Speaker 1: my family, and we will be moving and she goes, no,
Speaker 1: we're staying here. I like my house, I like my
Speaker 1: neighborhood and he says, no, we're selling this house. It's
Speaker 1: half my house. Something something has happened and he's on
Speaker 1: the run.
Speaker 2: That's what I think.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, and she goes, oh, okay, so you're gonna
Speaker 1: come in here with this attitude after everything that happened,
Speaker 1: and you're gonna say it's half my house. Okay, you're
Speaker 1: the one that you're the one that made the stupid investment.
Speaker 2: No, don't come in with this attitude. He always does
Speaker 2: this sad I'm sorry what you think. I'm sorry, sorry,
Speaker 2: you're so stupid. You are offended by me lying to you.
Speaker 1: And then he's like, yeah, I'm gonna fix it by
Speaker 1: making more investments. She's like, the fuck you are, No,
Speaker 1: you're not, and so he goes, look, investments are part
Speaker 1: of this business. Sometimes they're seacops. And she goes, okay,
Speaker 1: really well, I'm part of the business now, and he goes,
Speaker 1: oh my god, women, am I right? And she says
Speaker 1: and she goes, number one, we're not selling this house
Speaker 1: and he's like oh, and she goes and number two,
Speaker 1: I'm going to be a part of every business move
Speaker 1: you make. You can make decisions, but I have to
Speaker 1: be a part of it. And he goes, I don't
Speaker 1: even know what you're saying, and she says, I want
Speaker 1: to trust you. I really do. I'm your wife, and
Speaker 1: I'm telling you I don't want to move. I want
Speaker 1: to stay in our home. You're being combative. That's not
Speaker 1: helping m hm. So he's like, oh my god, okay,
Speaker 1: I love you. I didn't mean to hurt you. Okay.
Speaker 1: She just looks at him and he goes, you want
Speaker 1: to push sorry, I'm sorry, and she goes, I know.
Speaker 1: I want you to say you're sorry if you mean it,
Speaker 1: and he goes, I came home.
Speaker 2: I came home.
Speaker 1: And then she's like, she's like, that was not that
Speaker 1: it come out yeah, and he goes, I don't want
Speaker 1: to fight.
Speaker 2: By the way, all this is happening in front of
Speaker 2: the children.
Speaker 1: Listen the way they shot it. I kept looking because
Speaker 1: they were coloring way too nicely.
Speaker 2: On the table.
Speaker 1: So you're a four year old and a two year old. No,
Speaker 1: I think there was a person sitting there with them
Speaker 1: entertaining them that like wasn't miked, Like okay, a production
Speaker 1: crew or whatever. It was like, come over here, we're
Speaker 1: gonna do We're gonna make a macaroni necklace or something, you.
Speaker 2: Know, how your parents kill each other and the kids
Speaker 2: they fight.
Speaker 1: In the kitchen. You haven't seen your dad allegedly in
Speaker 1: like two weeks or whatever. I don't really think that's true,
Speaker 1: because I think the kids would have been clinging to him,
Speaker 1: you know. Anyway, I'm sure he'd come in earlier. So anyway,
Speaker 1: he goes, I came home. I don't want to fight,
Speaker 1: I want to fix it, and she's like, okay, fine,
Speaker 1: So she hugs them and talking to him. She says,
Speaker 1: for him to apologize about anything is monumental. So, yeah,
Speaker 1: there's a human in there somewhere. It's fine.
Speaker 2: Why did you marry this man? So impressed that he
Speaker 2: said sorry?
Speaker 1: And he's so much cuter now that he was then
Speaker 1: when she met him.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, when you look back, you're like, wow, why she
Speaker 1: married that big body, build her bouncer?
Speaker 2: Now he has at least like hot dad energy.
Speaker 1: Totally, yeah, totally. All right, let's let's let's skim through.
Speaker 3: Uh.
Speaker 2: Brandon and Julia, Oh god, dear god, dear god. Okay,
Speaker 2: so they're like they've just surprised everyone, but Brandon and
Speaker 2: Julia and her parents have come back from DC. They're exhausted.
Speaker 2: Julia has no voice. She can't even speak, and his
Speaker 2: parents are They're like, whoa.
Speaker 1: That's party, here's wine.
Speaker 2: We already got started because Betty's always drunk. And Julia
Speaker 2: is like, this is why you maybe should not have key.
Speaker 2: And I think it was on diaries when he gave
Speaker 2: her that key. It's when they got that house. He
Speaker 2: gave his mom a key for Christmas as a Christmas present,
Speaker 2: like wrapped in a box without telling Julia, and she
Speaker 2: was furious, Yeah, as she should be. Yes, and uh
Speaker 2: so Ron is like, well, we had to see your parents.
Speaker 2: Come on, you could see them any other time when
Speaker 2: you have been invited. That would have been.
Speaker 1: Show up tomorrow morning. Was in breakfast, that would be nice,
Speaker 1: that was bagels? Yeah great.
Speaker 2: So Julie is like, we wanted to spend time alone
Speaker 2: and Betty says, well, we couldn't be with you in DC,
Speaker 2: where you also were not invited, so we figured this
Speaker 2: is second best thing. And Brandon's just grinning because mommy
Speaker 2: and daddy are there and he can suckle at his
Speaker 2: mom's boobies. Okay, and it's been a long day and
Speaker 2: Julia is like, I'm so tired. I have no voice.
Speaker 2: Can we I want to go to bed, and Betty's like,
Speaker 2: I didn't mean to upset you, Yes you did. I
Speaker 2: just wanted to surprise you guys. I made American barbecue,
Speaker 2: and Julia is just miserable, and she says, Betty knows
Speaker 2: how to push her buttons and she making things about her,
Speaker 2: and the dad likes the barbecue, and they're all joking
Speaker 2: about how DC was interesting, but Brandon doesn't know shit
Speaker 2: about American history, and they're all laughing at Brandon and
Speaker 2: it's hilarious because I love when they laugh at that
Speaker 2: elf on the shelf, motherfucker, and so lesbian elf on
Speaker 2: the shelf. So they're like laughing, and then Julia says,
Speaker 2: it was fun day, but now you're in my house
Speaker 2: without telling me, And Betty's like, okay, this is supposed
Speaker 2: to be a happy occasion, and Julia is not going
Speaker 2: to back down. She goes, well, last time you were here,
Speaker 2: you shoot me away in my own house, and Ron goes,
Speaker 2: she shooed you from your house. Let's roll that beautiful
Speaker 2: bean footage. Ron, it's on tape. We all saw it.
Speaker 2: She went like this to Julia in her her own kitchen.
Speaker 2: She did no but Ron just backs up Betty on everything,
Speaker 2: and so then Ron.
Speaker 1: He can't he can't swing alone, Kimberly, He's got to
Speaker 1: have a partner.
Speaker 2: Yeah, But isn't Betty like the last one chosen like
Speaker 2: the last Like I was in flag football in school, Like,
Speaker 2: isn't it who wants to swing with that hair?
Speaker 1: Well, it's gonna have to be. They're gonna have to choose,
Speaker 1: like this couple swings with this couple, So they have
Speaker 1: to The girl has to be attracted to Ron and
Speaker 1: the boy has to be attracted to Betty.
Speaker 2: So yeah, I don't know how that works, how they
Speaker 2: find someone. But I guess Ron likes Betty's hair. So
Speaker 2: maybe there's other people in the Virginia area. You drink
Speaker 2: it a sharp day, everybody looks good. Maybe while you
Speaker 2: just walk around your neighborhood, just do an informal poll.
Speaker 2: I grew up in Virginia. I don't remember remember anyone's
Speaker 2: hair looking like that.
Speaker 1: There's a party that goes on across the street at
Speaker 1: my house in Virginia, I know, but as far as
Speaker 1: I can tell, it's not a swinger as party.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Young people, yeah No, there's young and old people there
Speaker 1: and they do have I do have to contests?
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay. So Ron turns to Julia's mom like he's
Speaker 2: being hilarious and he's like, Elena, drink your wine. Like
Speaker 2: I think he's being like, your daughter's being crazy and
Speaker 2: starting a fight. You should just drink your wine enjoy yourself.
Speaker 2: And they're all laughing like it's hilarious. And then Betty
Speaker 2: goes your house your rules.
Speaker 1: I'll drink to that.
Speaker 2: You'll drink to anything, Betty, you drink to nine to
Speaker 2: eleven like anything, She'll drink to anything. Oh my god.
Speaker 2: So she says we were just trying to do something nice,
Speaker 2: and Julie is like, you should talk before you do something,
Speaker 2: and Ron goes, I disagree. I sometimes it's just fun
Speaker 2: to have fun. Somebody throws me a party. I'm not ungrateful.
Speaker 1: I say thank you.
Speaker 2: And then Brandon spits out his mom's boob for one
Speaker 2: second and goes, Julia, I think you're the one being
Speaker 2: antagonistic and like, shut out, Brandon, to choose your wife's side.
Speaker 2: You have to take your wife's side. I'm sorry you do.
Speaker 1: So when he said sometimes it's fun just to have fun,
Speaker 1: and like, just get on board with this party, and
Speaker 1: she's like, no, I'm fucking tired. My parents are tired,
Speaker 1: Like we just want to go to bed.
Speaker 2: What are you doing? Go to bed? So also, if
Speaker 2: this were a one time thing, sure Julia does look
Speaker 2: like a brat. This is a period of years of
Speaker 2: this sort of behavior and that's why she's upset and
Speaker 2: happily read it. The last time I looked was like
Speaker 2: ninety nine percent anti Betty, but I haven't looked since
Speaker 2: this episode. That was just since last episode. So Brandon
Speaker 2: is not choosing Julia and she's like, you're choosing them
Speaker 2: and he says, no, I'm not. You think everyone's against you.
Speaker 2: And she's like, I don't even know what to say
Speaker 2: to that. I'm so tired. I just want to go
Speaker 2: to bed. And she's about to get up and go
Speaker 2: to bed, and then Betty goes, well you know what
Speaker 2: I'm done, and Betty storms off. It's like, once again, Betty,
Speaker 2: you have to steal focus. You can't even let Julia
Speaker 2: storm off in her own house.
Speaker 1: It was so interesting to me when the two of
Speaker 1: them start loudly saying, well, we're just gonna find a hotel,
Speaker 1: like they had not botel. Where were you going to stay.
Speaker 1: You didn't book a hotel.
Speaker 2: Were you going to sleep in the bedroom and swing
Speaker 2: with Julia's parents?
Speaker 1: What in your bedroom?
Speaker 2: I know it's your bedroom.
Speaker 1: What were you gonna do?
Speaker 2: Or were you planning to drive home? But both of
Speaker 2: you had too much wine when usually it's just Betty.
Speaker 2: So she goes off and Brandon is like, dad, go
Speaker 2: after her, like like Ron wasn't already up her butt
Speaker 2: running out the hall like Betty, it's fine. And Brandon
Speaker 2: is like, I'm tired of Julia talking to my parents
Speaker 2: like this. She and they're in their talking head and
Speaker 2: she says they have no boundaries, Brandon will always be
Speaker 2: a mama's boy. And he's like rolling his eyes. This
Speaker 2: is what I feel like last resort should have been
Speaker 2: focused on. It was way too focused on this like
Speaker 2: cheating that she did when she kissed somebody else and
Speaker 2: the baby thing. It should have been all Brandon's parents
Speaker 2: all the time so everyone could see their behavior. They
Speaker 2: should have been at the resort and everyone could see.
Speaker 2: Stacey could have laid into them, not Stacy. Yeah, Stacy, Florian,
Speaker 2: I feel like, Floria, are you taking them aside? And
Speaker 2: done some He didn't, He like to play therapies.
Speaker 1: Yeahple like he liked to go. Do you know you're
Speaker 1: doing no brand Brandon, Brandon, Brandon, Brandon, my.
Speaker 2: Friends choose wife, wife, you choose well no, no, no.
Speaker 1: No no no Brandon choose wife.
Speaker 2: No no no.
Speaker 1: Your parents, no, they're nice, but they're crazy.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Your mom's hair, what is that hair?
Speaker 1: She need come to she need to go to Miami.
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, we get her style done. So. By the way,
Speaker 2: all my men on the show sound the same. I
Speaker 2: know my ad Noon sounded like my auntre. They're all
Speaker 2: just it's fine. Yes, everything is in Eastern Europe. That's
Speaker 2: apparently according to me everybody. So yeah. So Brandon's like,
Speaker 2: you know, Brandon's so done. He goes, I'm gonna go
Speaker 2: with them, and he runs outside. Julia goes, don't go
Speaker 2: with them, and Brandon goes, I can do what I want.
Speaker 2: He's a five year old. And then and then you
Speaker 2: hear this little voice and he's like, can I go
Speaker 2: with you guys?
Speaker 3: Mom?
Speaker 2: Dad? Can I go with you guys? We can spoon
Speaker 2: in a big bed together. Mommy.
Speaker 1: How embarrassing for Julia for how embarrassing for her in
Speaker 1: front of her parents. The first night they're together or
Speaker 1: second and but.
Speaker 2: The mom is like, what's happening, and Julie goes, he's leaving,
Speaker 2: and the poor mom goes, Brandon, don't go, please, like
Speaker 2: they don't even know what's happening, and they're just like,
Speaker 2: it's so it would be so embarrassing. You're right, And
Speaker 2: so Julia is like, if you leave, if you go
Speaker 2: with them, don't come home. I changed locks. I'm going
Speaker 2: to change the locks. You should have changed the locks
Speaker 2: a long time ago. You should have had one of
Speaker 2: those like retinal eye screens. That is, that's the only
Speaker 2: way Betty is not getting in that house. Sorry, skincare
Speaker 2: frame of mind lately. And so they're screaming and Brandon
Speaker 2: goes off like a little bitch boy, and it's it's
Speaker 2: just horrible. It's way worse than I thought this scene
Speaker 2: was going to be because I didn't see him leaving
Speaker 2: with his parents to go sleep at a hotel. Oh,
Speaker 2: by the way, as they're leaving, Betty goes, we'll come
Speaker 2: back in the morning, maybe you'll be feeling better then,
Speaker 2: and I was like, yeah, you're gonna show up again
Speaker 2: in the morning. You better bring bagels.
Speaker 1: You better bring some breakfast. You better bring the castle.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and this is why she should not have a
Speaker 2: baby with this man. He's not ready to even stand
Speaker 2: up to his mom. He cannot be a father if
Speaker 2: she has a baby. Betty is literally going to build
Speaker 2: a move in. She's gonna build on her room. She's
Speaker 2: gonna buy them a bigger house. She might uh hand
Speaker 2: that rocks the cradle that baby.
Speaker 1: Does that mean she's gonna steal the baby? Yeah? Yeah, Okay,
Speaker 1: We're gonna finish like we always do, mostly with Jasmine
Speaker 1: and Gino. Oh jees and that's you again, girl.
Speaker 2: Okay. So, uh, Jasmine and Matt are at working out
Speaker 2: the gym and he's like, don't touch my foods. After
Speaker 2: touching the weights, the guys here they're gross. They take
Speaker 2: a shit and then they lift the weight, so there's
Speaker 2: like poop particles on the weights, the weight to the
Speaker 2: grossest thing. Okay, thanks for that, Matt. And so she's
Speaker 2: like there, she's like, those are not the ten, give
Speaker 2: me the five. I want the five. And she's like
Speaker 2: I'm grumpy, I'm sorry, I'm just I can't believe. Like
Speaker 2: Gino lied to Natalie and he lied to me. He's
Speaker 2: still doing this, and I'm embarrassed about how I acted,
Speaker 2: but mostly I blamed Gino and Matt's like, he's so selfish,
Speaker 2: she only cares about himself. And Jason says, we're too
Speaker 2: old to act this way. You are the one who
Speaker 2: started a fight in a bar.
Speaker 1: Mattison started it. She started it, yeah, and Matt.
Speaker 2: Goes, he's too old to act this way. He's at
Speaker 2: the end of his life. He is five more years
Speaker 2: before he's wearing depends and need apple sauce. At least
Speaker 2: I got to see how goofy that dude is. He
Speaker 2: wears a Gilligan hat. He was wearing like Jeane shorts
Speaker 2: or something. I am not intimidated by him.
Speaker 1: That was kind of funny, though I did kind of
Speaker 1: like this on gun.
Speaker 2: He was not wearing Jean shorts, though I would have
Speaker 2: clocked that and I would have made fun of him too,
Speaker 2: But I'm pretty sure he was wearing cargoes. That's what
Speaker 2: he's it as usual, cargo Yeah, yeah, yeah. So Matt goes,
Speaker 2: I think I'm one step closer to her being done
Speaker 2: with with with Gino, and she goes, I'm done with Gino. Matt.
Speaker 2: I love is blind. I don't know what I was thinking,
Speaker 2: and I don't know why I thought we were getting
Speaker 2: back together. I want to move on, and Matt go's
Speaker 2: the boat has too many holes. Let it sink. I
Speaker 2: was like, beautiful, you're a philosopher. And she's like, I'm
Speaker 2: scared though, and he goes, I think being scared mad,
Speaker 2: you're doing the right thing. Yeah, are you trying to
Speaker 2: get a calendar like Sarper with the same And she's like,
Speaker 2: what am I going to do now? Well, I go
Speaker 2: back to Panama permanently where your children are. God forbid,
Speaker 2: God forbid, give to see those the children. Yes. So
Speaker 2: Matt's like, I'm going to help you whatever you want
Speaker 2: to do. And he tells us I've been feeling something
Speaker 2: like love something like that lately, but I'm scared to
Speaker 2: tell her I can't express myself to women. It's painful.
Speaker 2: And so then he goes to jazz and he goes Mama.
Speaker 2: All of a sudden, he starts calling her Mama. That
Speaker 2: was weird. He does like three times, Mama, can I
Speaker 2: be honest with you? I don't want to be in
Speaker 2: the friend zone. Me and you get along, and I'm
Speaker 2: getting to the age where I don't want to just
Speaker 2: date around and get bored. Move on, mama, maybe give
Speaker 2: me a chance. Like he's Elvis or something.
Speaker 1: What do he do like stagold pony boy?
Speaker 2: Yeah. She laughs and goes to you, which is not
Speaker 2: what you want to hear. You don't want to hear
Speaker 2: a chuckle, and he goes. He goes, Mama, you're my
Speaker 2: best friend. I want to tell you that I love you.
Speaker 2: As he's sweating and lifting.
Speaker 1: Weights with the poop, with the poop on the weights.
Speaker 2: Nothing says it's sincere declaration of love. Poop particle talk, sweating, grunting,
Speaker 2: surrounded by men holding in their gym farts and waiting
Speaker 2: cameras are there. That's, you know, it's a real declaration
Speaker 2: of love. And he's like, I think you and me
Speaker 2: we could be a power couple. Okay, a couple, a
Speaker 2: power lifting couple, but uh, power couple snatched fifty. So
Speaker 2: she's like, you know what, So she goes. She tells us,
Speaker 2: I told him so many times, don't fall in love
Speaker 2: with me, like she's a pretty woman or something like.
Speaker 2: I told him, don't fall in love with me. And
Speaker 2: he said, I'm a playboy, don't worry. I won't. But
Speaker 2: I knew he was in love with me because he's
Speaker 2: been treating me so nice and doing things you don't
Speaker 2: just do for a fuck buddy. So I knew he
Speaker 2: was in love with me. It was so obvious because
Speaker 2: she has eyes. She we all knew he's been longingly
Speaker 2: staring at her for this whole season.
Speaker 1: And she's beautiful, and she's probably she is great in
Speaker 1: the sack.
Speaker 2: Sure, So she tells him, you have everything I look
Speaker 2: for in a man, and you helped me so much
Speaker 2: with my self esteem, and you protect me. If it
Speaker 2: would have been any other time in my life, I
Speaker 2: would be madly in love with you. But I just
Speaker 2: gave five years to Gino, and he says, I don't
Speaker 2: want to push you. I'm just sick of Gino. Gino
Speaker 2: is like a booger that's stuck to my finger. First
Speaker 2: you profess your love while talking about poop particles, and
Speaker 2: now you are talking about a booger. Is Gino smoother
Speaker 2: than Matt? Matt was right, he is not good at
Speaker 2: talking to women. Gino might be better.
Speaker 1: But you know, remember she likes that kind of gross talk.
Speaker 1: Remember she likes she loves do like gross stuff.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she was licking h By the way, Natalie and
Speaker 2: Gina were in that hot tub, and we totally did
Speaker 2: not talk about how the last time Gina was in
Speaker 2: a hot tub Jasmine pete on it last season.
Speaker 1: Remember, I just just live up my leg a little bit.
Speaker 2: Oh, like a doggie. So she says, I just can't
Speaker 2: put anything new into a new relationship. I can't give
Speaker 2: you false hope. And he says, I'll be patient. I'm
Speaker 2: not going to disappear on you. I don't expect anything back.
Speaker 2: I'm here for you. He thinks Jasmine is a quality
Speaker 2: woman who is worth his time effort. Okay, I mean good,
Speaker 2: she deserves that. I don't know if that's true.
Speaker 1: We didn't say he had to be right.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm not going to say anything worse, but yeah,
Speaker 2: So meanwhile, where are her children? Uh So, meanwhile Gino
Speaker 2: is bitching about Jasmine, and he's like, Jasmine's a low life.
Speaker 2: She attacked Natalie and Natalie my guest, and you don't
Speaker 2: even do She didn't even get to talk to my
Speaker 2: family because of Jasmine, Like his family talking to his
Speaker 2: family is such a prize.
Speaker 1: Like they like Jasmine. So they've chosen Jasmine over you.
Speaker 1: So what does that say about you?
Speaker 3: Know?
Speaker 2: You exactly? So he goes to talk to Natalie. He
Speaker 2: did say he asked her first if he could come over,
Speaker 2: and I was like, Gino, you're kind of a gentleman.
Speaker 2: Let's normalize asking before you pop in after a fight. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I like that. And he brought her coffee, which always
Speaker 2: I support. And so she's just pissed. She's mad at Gino,
Speaker 2: she's mad at Jasmine. She said, I've been since clear,
Speaker 2: since day one. If there wasn't closure with Jasmine, if
Speaker 2: it wasn't done, I didn't want any part of it.
Speaker 2: I don't do messy. I don't want any of this.
Speaker 2: And Gino goes, well, it was pretty clear. I was
Speaker 2: pretty clear with her that we were very likely probably
Speaker 2: maybe going to get a divorce at sometime maybe in
Speaker 2: the future. And he goes, She goes, and he goes, well,
Speaker 2: other people might have a different opinion, but that's what
Speaker 2: mine are, and mine are different than yours. So he
Speaker 2: starts he's arguing with her, and he's interrupting her, and
Speaker 2: she's like, okay, can I just talk? And she goes.
Speaker 2: Even Matt said that Jasmine thought there was hope of
Speaker 2: you getting back together, and he goes, well, Matt is
Speaker 2: a scum and a low life, and I'm gonna tell
Speaker 2: him that the next time I see him. And I'm
Speaker 2: not scared of him and his muscles and his poop
Speaker 2: jim equipment and all that. He thinks he's rico suave
Speaker 2: and he has no problem with the women. He's so short,
Speaker 2: how's he gonna get a date?
Speaker 1: The women are all taller than he is.
Speaker 2: And Natalie is like just staring, like, is this what
Speaker 2: we're doing?
Speaker 1: Is this what we're talking about?
Speaker 2: Matt? Now? Yeah, with this immature little man in his
Speaker 2: backwards baseball cap who is making fun of another guy's height,
Speaker 2: Like both of these men are so tiny and have
Speaker 2: such fragile egos that they are just dissing the other
Speaker 2: one with these stupid insults. They you have no idea
Speaker 2: how unattractive that is to women? Like it is.
Speaker 1: Since that this past week, the ninety Day Bad Boys
Speaker 1: posted a picture of all of them in Vegas, with
Speaker 1: Gino and Matt together.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so now they're best.
Speaker 1: Friends another best friends?
Speaker 2: Okay, Okay, So Gino goes and I'm gonna tell him
Speaker 2: that next time I see him too, how short he
Speaker 2: is you're short. You're short, I'm rubber, you're glue. And
Speaker 2: so Natalie is like, can I talk? Stop interrupting me.
Speaker 2: You're so annoying, Like why am I fighting for this man?
Speaker 2: And also bitching about Jasmine's lover is not the way
Speaker 2: to convince someone that you're over that person, right, So
Speaker 2: Natalie is like, I was put in the line of fire.
Speaker 2: I was attacked. I was not privy to all the
Speaker 2: information your family spilled beans because they didn't know. I
Speaker 2: wasn't privy to information. You should have told me everything.
Speaker 2: And he says you're I'm so are you right? And
Speaker 2: she said, you know, I wish you would have told
Speaker 2: me the truth and had the balls to stand up
Speaker 2: and tell me the truth. Hi, my dad's here. I'm
Speaker 2: podcasting right now. He's wearing a vemparts meet some kid
Speaker 2: like Gino.
Speaker 1: Tell them to fix that.
Speaker 2: Immediately, fixed that immediately. I got my lips done for
Speaker 2: the first time. And he called me Darcy for a week.
Speaker 2: He goes, when are you going to Bulgaria? Such a jerk.
Speaker 2: So she's like, I cannot do this. I wish you
Speaker 2: had told me the truth.
Speaker 1: She's right to be mad.
Speaker 2: I'm not making fun of her, and she's like, I
Speaker 2: feel like I was used in their silly, toxic relationship
Speaker 2: and I was just a pawn kind of yeah, and
Speaker 2: I'm not the type of woman that is looking for that.
Speaker 2: I wish she had screamed about her kid in the military.
Speaker 2: That was the only thing that was missing, was I
Speaker 2: wish she had just screamed to everyone in the hotel.
Speaker 2: And my son is in the terry. He's fighting her
Speaker 2: rights right now, right now to wear that backwards baseball
Speaker 2: happened public. So she goes out, she goes outside. He
Speaker 2: it for some reason, sits down in the lobby like
Speaker 2: a sad sack.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and this was like a this was barely a
Speaker 1: holiday and express.
Speaker 2: This was not really yeah, not a nice lobby. And
Speaker 2: was he giving her time to exit so they didn't
Speaker 2: like do that awkward like we're fighting and now we're
Speaker 2: both walking out at the same time. Or was he
Speaker 2: just sitting the cameras just sitting, he's not talking. He's
Speaker 2: literally just just depressed and crying in the lobby. It's
Speaker 2: he's really weird. He's a depressing man from Michigan. I
Speaker 2: don't know Michigan. Yeah, So she's outside and that she's
Speaker 2: packing up, and the producer goes any last words, and
Speaker 2: she goes, I just want to get the fuck out
Speaker 2: of this state.
Speaker 1: Why you Michigan get such a bad or Bitchigan.
Speaker 2: Maybe Chasmin com bond over like their hatred of mission,
Speaker 2: just a yeah yeah. So Gino is in the lobby
Speaker 2: and he goes, I just can't believe this happened. I
Speaker 2: kind of wonder what would have happened if jas Man
Speaker 2: hadn't come to that party, or if Michelle had treated
Speaker 2: Natalie with more respect. But basically if anyone else had
Speaker 2: done something different. But I could have done nothing different
Speaker 2: because none of this was my fault.
Speaker 1: Well, listen, if Jasmin wouldn't have come to the party,
Speaker 1: then we wouldn't have had a scene and we wouldn't
Speaker 1: have had a show, so you would have had nothing
Speaker 1: to talk about Ginos.
Speaker 2: It'd be grateful she did. Yeah, that's true. And Michelle
Speaker 2: got that Cold's gift card for inviting Jasmine to that party.
Speaker 1: Thank god, so thank god, thank god she used to
Speaker 1: tie them a baby present.
Speaker 2: We got like three episodes set at that bar. It's
Speaker 2: like a multi episode arc always at that bar. The
Speaker 2: Real Loser is Dana because I don't know if that
Speaker 2: tarnished his birthday party. I hope he got still got
Speaker 2: like Jasmine brought in some sort of desserts in a box.
Speaker 2: We didn't see what was in those.
Speaker 1: They were vegan, they were vegan whatever they were, so
Speaker 1: you would have eaten them.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, No one got smashed. They didn't get a
Speaker 2: cake smashed in the face or anything that would have
Speaker 2: been fun. But that was it.
Speaker 1: Well, guys, that's the end of the episode. Now what
Speaker 1: we got for next time on was a mid season trailer,
Speaker 1: and when it's a mid season trailer, I don't write
Speaker 1: anything down because it's too much.
Speaker 2: There's a lot.
Speaker 1: All I remember is it looks like Lauren and Libby
Speaker 1: have a fight. Yeah.
Speaker 2: That was the most interesting thing one to me.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: And then we had Lauren goes, you don't think you
Speaker 2: did anything wrong. You broke my heart? Yes, and Libby's
Speaker 2: like no.
Speaker 1: And then we saw Darcy doing some sort of Bulgarian
Speaker 1: role play. Wedding situation looks like uh Gino is going
Speaker 1: to try to deport Jasmine.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and she'll have to go see her children. I
Speaker 2: can't that's why she's sobbing, like that she's fully sobbing.
Speaker 1: Can you remember what we saw for Kara? Okay, looks
Speaker 1: like Kara and Giarmo go on like an overnight or something.
Speaker 2: It doesn't go well, and she says, have you slept
Speaker 2: with anyone during our marriage? And then they do a
Speaker 2: matt sharp fake out where he's like thinking about it right,
Speaker 2: and then she starts crying. Also, Georgie says to Darcy like,
Speaker 2: there's something I do have reservations about, and she's like,
Speaker 2: why didn't you tell me this before? I wouldn't have
Speaker 2: married you. Just let me move on, and she storms out.
Speaker 1: It's probably about like I have reservations because I'm never
Speaker 1: gonna have my own kids. Probably Tiger Lilane add on.
Speaker 1: We just see the baby, had the baby.
Speaker 2: And it has so much hair.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but that's all I can remember from them.
Speaker 2: The doctor's like, have you ever changed a diaper? And
Speaker 2: he's like, no, please, don't pee on your daddy. I
Speaker 2: am actually daddy.
Speaker 1: Well, I'm surprised he didn't say no. And I will
Speaker 1: not do that because that's just woman. Get out of
Speaker 1: the that. Yeah, Andre, I don't remember anything with him,
Speaker 1: just with the Libyan.
Speaker 2: They start to have sex. To make up on the
Speaker 2: floor and she's like, the floor is dirty. And then
Speaker 2: the three Florida couples go on a trip together and
Speaker 2: they're playing I have never I never have I ever
Speaker 2: like peede on my partner in bed, and I think
Speaker 2: Jovi's done all of it. And then there's some sex
Speaker 2: times Jovi and Yara are like role playing, and then
Speaker 2: there's sex.
Speaker 1: I don't know, you've got such a good memory right now.
Speaker 1: And then Brandy and Julia, I can't remember what they
Speaker 1: showed for them. I can't remember, he tells.
Speaker 2: She says, you need to back off out of our
Speaker 2: marriage or I'm done, And then Betty goes, maybe you
Speaker 2: should go back to Russia. And then Brandon collapses on
Speaker 2: the kitchen floor or sobbing, saying I don't know what
Speaker 2: to do.
Speaker 1: You're so so dramatic. You're right, He collapses against the oven. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: So I guess that's it. If Jovie and your I
Speaker 1: didn't have anything other than they go on the Sexy
Speaker 1: Couple's trip, Yeah, I think so you are is gonna
Speaker 1: have to be in the middle of Libyan Lauren fighting,
Speaker 1: and that'll be funny because at least comedy.
Speaker 2: Laura, just shut the fuck up.
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