Speaker 1: It's the Minnesota Goodbye and the birthday boy decided to
Speaker 1: dip out early. Just get in. He's just busy trying
Speaker 1: to do something something or other. It's Jenny Bailly and
Speaker 1: Vant today, and thank you so much for listening. I
Speaker 1: just had to listen to Bailey and Vant do a
Speaker 1: little duet. Would you guys like to give sure Minnesota
Speaker 1: Goodbye listeners a taste?
Speaker 2: All my life has been a series outdoors in my
Speaker 2: face and then suddenly I bump into you, almost thinking the.
Speaker 3: Same thing, because like I've been searching my whole life
Speaker 3: to find my own place. And maybe it's the party
Speaker 3: talking or the chocolate fond doom.
Speaker 2: But with you, but with you, got my place. I
Speaker 2: found my place and it's nothing like I've ever known before.
Speaker 4: Love isn't open. Love is an open. Love is a
Speaker 4: much more with you, with you, with you, with you,
Speaker 4: Love is no opind do or.
Speaker 1: Wow, good job. I didn't get to hear from the
Speaker 1: beginning that first time.
Speaker 2: Start in the middle, that was quite in the middle.
Speaker 1: Quite to the treat, well.
Speaker 2: Would you say quite the word treat?
Speaker 1: It was treat. Dave might be on this eventually. He
Speaker 1: just really is doing something right. Now he's in the
Speaker 1: studio area, but he is busy, so we just decided
Speaker 1: to start this. It is his birthday today, and I
Speaker 1: think I can tell already he's having a much better
Speaker 1: birthday than last year because last year he went off
Speaker 1: to Colorado and spent it by himself, and people had
Speaker 1: asked him ahead of time, like, Yo, aren't you gonna
Speaker 1: like be a little lonely on your birthday? He's like no,
Speaker 1: it's fine, Like I don't care, I love I love
Speaker 1: Colorado whatever.
Speaker 2: Immediate regret, yeah, like im and being like yeah, fine.
Speaker 1: So I can tell he's having a much better time
Speaker 1: this time.
Speaker 3: I can attest that because you guys got gave me
Speaker 3: so much ship. For my birthday is in five days,
Speaker 3: My birtha is in four days. My birthdays in three days.
Speaker 3: And it's because last year I spent my birth they
Speaker 3: alone in Iowa, like completely alone. I think I almost
Speaker 3: had to go to work, but it was like the fair,
Speaker 3: so it was like not as as fun work as
Speaker 3: uh being like on air and around people like I
Speaker 3: have to go to the state Fair to do.
Speaker 2: I don't know what scoop poop.
Speaker 3: So now I get why Dave is like that, because
Speaker 3: I felt the same this year. I was like ready
Speaker 3: to celebrate with people that I semi uh like yeah,
Speaker 3: and Bailey, well, n you.
Speaker 1: Had a much better birthday this year, would you say, yes?
Speaker 2: Okay, good, yes, yes I would yes a better birthday? Right, yes,
Speaker 2: yes I did.
Speaker 1: I'm trying to sorry, multitask at the same time and
Speaker 1: tell that story.
Speaker 3: You see, like you were busy transparently, I was stalling.
Speaker 3: That's what we do sometimes.
Speaker 1: I was trying to read through these emails. I just
Speaker 1: don't know, because you know, some things are specifically addressed
Speaker 1: to Dave, and I don't want to do anything that's
Speaker 1: addressed him. So I'm really trying to find one that
Speaker 1: works for just the three of us to be on
Speaker 1: it right now. So we'll start with this one just
Speaker 1: so you have a heads up on it. We talked
Speaker 1: about getting a theme song for the Minnesota Goodbye or
Speaker 1: potentially doing sound effects, and this person writes in and says,
Speaker 1: just my opinion, I might listen to the theme song
Speaker 1: the first time I listen to a podcast, but then
Speaker 1: from on from then on, I always skip through it
Speaker 1: and it's more of an annoyance.
Speaker 2: Yes, same, Maybe.
Speaker 1: It's just me, but figured i'd give my feedback. You
Speaker 1: don't need sound effects either. You guys are engaging enough
Speaker 1: in good storytellers, and I look forward to your podcast
Speaker 1: every day. And that comes from Melissa. So one vote
Speaker 1: against theme songs and sound effect.
Speaker 3: Can I tell you why. I think she's not wrong,
Speaker 3: But it's because you've already done this podcast for our
Speaker 3: X amount of years without a theme song. But I
Speaker 3: feel like if you sprang a theme song on somebody
Speaker 3: first time, like the first episode, they'd be much more
Speaker 3: in love. You know how many iconic theme songs there are?
Speaker 1: Yeah, like, yeah, you're like the king of theme songs.
Speaker 1: You seriously know, like every single well you know a
Speaker 1: lot of old ones, but yes, there are a lot
Speaker 1: of theme songs out there. I can't imagine what ours
Speaker 1: would be.
Speaker 3: It's Dave and Bailey and Jenny, and then there's a
Speaker 3: little too but I'm not so there's a little space
Speaker 3: where somebody would be like, oh wait, he's not on.
Speaker 2: This, except then once all of us get fired, and
Speaker 2: then it's not all of us anymore, then the theme
Speaker 2: song won't make sense anymore. You know, it'll be Dave.
Speaker 1: I'm pretty good. Yeah, seriously, Well, here's another one about it.
Speaker 1: Oh dear God, please don't add sound effects in theme
Speaker 1: music to the Minnesota Goodbye. I already skip ahead to
Speaker 1: one point thirty to hear you guys, and skip all
Speaker 1: the commercials. The music that was on I think it
Speaker 1: was Dave's podcast was horrible and I just skipped it. It
Speaker 1: adds nothing to the podcast, just more time to skip. Sorry,
Speaker 1: I still love you and have listened to the podcast.
Speaker 1: I think since the beginning, why messed with something already good?
Speaker 1: Clearly it's not needed. That comes from Liz. I mean,
Speaker 1: I agree with that. I always skip ahead to what
Speaker 1: I can tell they're introducing their guest or something, right.
Speaker 1: I know, the first five minutes of one specific podcast
Speaker 1: is like kind of a wrap up of what the
Speaker 1: podcast is gonna be and what they're going to cover.
Speaker 1: They talk about you supporting them on YouTube and following
Speaker 1: them on like the podcast channels so that helps them
Speaker 1: get better guests and stuff. And then eventually they introduce
Speaker 1: the guests, and I have to skip like five minutes
Speaker 1: ahead to get to that point because I don't care.
Speaker 3: I've always wondered why if the show, our show doesn't
Speaker 3: have a theme song or like a show open or
Speaker 3: something like you're now listening to.
Speaker 2: What we do because except it just plays at like
Speaker 2: rejoins Dave Ryan in the Morning kd w B meaning
Speaker 2: up in they Saint Paul. Doesn't that count? How come
Speaker 2: you don't speak?
Speaker 1: When I was waiting for you to say something, I
Speaker 1: was going to jump in I was.
Speaker 2: I don't stupid. I just think it's such an ass
Speaker 2: to me at any given opportunity.
Speaker 1: You just you guys do have probably the most like
Speaker 1: sibling relationship, which is how Steve and I used to
Speaker 1: be on the show. We were total siblings. We would
Speaker 1: fight all the time, but we loved each other so much.
Speaker 1: And I feel like that's what you are.
Speaker 2: Stupid face. Bailey just look at me like, all right,
Speaker 2: what the hell?
Speaker 1: Okay, here's here. We'll move on to another one which
Speaker 1: I think I missed this conversation last week. It says,
Speaker 1: good morning gang. I wanted to write in on a
Speaker 1: topic for discussion. It's a follow up on Bailey's Daily
Speaker 1: Bailey non sexual turn ons. What's a profession someone has
Speaker 1: that you think that's all they do, but in reality
Speaker 1: they do a lot more. Example, my husband is an
Speaker 1: IT and the stereotype for them are they only know
Speaker 1: about computers and are sometimes socially awkward. My friends and
Speaker 1: I were talking one day and I was saying how
Speaker 1: my husband is actually a manly man. She stated, I'm sorry, Alice,
Speaker 1: I love you, but I don't think he's a manly
Speaker 1: man since he does it work. I'm like, hmm, no,
Speaker 1: not really. He actually does a lot more. My husband
Speaker 1: has rebuilt the roof of our sun room, replace the
Speaker 1: s the siding, and put up fencing around our house,
Speaker 1: replace the alternator in my car, and so much other
Speaker 1: things that I feel make him a manly man in
Speaker 1: my eyes. I feel like it's a It's definitely a
Speaker 1: perk having him around when I have an email issue
Speaker 1: and when I clock up my toilet. Thanks for all
Speaker 1: you do and making me laugh all the time, Alison,
Speaker 1: Now I miss this. So I'm not entirely sure.
Speaker 2: What the discussion we were talking about non sexual turn ons,
Speaker 2: so like oh, if they can sing, or if they
Speaker 2: you know, know how to do the dishes, yeah, or
Speaker 2: like that's when I said that when you're good at math,
Speaker 2: then that's hot, Like oh good at math, Like wow,
Speaker 2: that's hot. So it was all just like things that
Speaker 2: have nothing to do with the way they look. Yeah.
Speaker 2: So yeah, like any kind of skills talents.
Speaker 1: How about this, How about when you directly tell your
Speaker 1: partner that this is what would make you happy.
Speaker 2: And then they actually do that. Yeah, that was one
Speaker 2: of them that someone contributed.
Speaker 1: That's what listen barely as so listen to me say
Speaker 1: this all the time. I will legitimately send Andrew memes
Speaker 1: that are like, all you need to do to make
Speaker 1: her happy is get her a coffee and take her
Speaker 1: to like TG max or something to get digor and
Speaker 1: I will straight up send that to him. It's it's
Speaker 1: the recipe for happiness for me. And he finally, like
Speaker 1: a couple of weeks ago, did go give me coffee
Speaker 1: and it was, well, there's the birthday boy?
Speaker 5: What hello there? What did I miss?
Speaker 2: Missing you?
Speaker 1: We've been talking to Well, here's the quick recap. People
Speaker 1: do not want a theme song or sound effects on
Speaker 1: the Minnesota go.
Speaker 5: I did that. Yep.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so that's one big thing. We're just getting into
Speaker 1: some non sexual turn ons and how this woman has
Speaker 1: a husband who works in it and he's actually does
Speaker 1: all these manly man stuff around the house and that's
Speaker 1: a huge turn on. To her too. Okay, So we
Speaker 1: discussed that, and then I had brought up earlier, how
Speaker 1: I feel like you're already having a better birthday than
Speaker 1: you did last year, since last year you decided to
Speaker 1: go to Colorado and spend it by yourself, and you.
Speaker 6: Regretted that it was a bad idea because I never
Speaker 6: had never spent a birthday alone. And I was in Colorado,
Speaker 6: and Susan said, are you sure you want to be
Speaker 6: in Colorado on your birthday? And I'm like, yeah, I
Speaker 6: don't care. It was the fucking biggest downer ever. Yeah,
Speaker 6: because I didn't spend it with anybody, and uh, and
Speaker 6: it turns out I didn't want to spend my birthday alone.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was.
Speaker 5: It fucking sucked.
Speaker 6: It was like my worst adult birthday ever, my worst
Speaker 6: birthday ever as a child. That was eight and my
Speaker 6: mom got me a record player, and because I was
Speaker 6: very spoiled, she got it at Kmart about a month
Speaker 6: before my birthday. And I'd be like, Mom, I know
Speaker 6: it's not my birthday. Can I get my record player
Speaker 6: out and play with it?
Speaker 5: Sure?
Speaker 6: David, You're a spoiled little asshole, so sure, So I'd
Speaker 6: get my record player out and then play with it
Speaker 6: and then put it back in the closet. My birthday
Speaker 6: rolls around, there's no surprise, there's no joy. The novelty
Speaker 6: of the record player had kind of worn off a
Speaker 6: little bit. And so here I am eight years old
Speaker 6: on my birthday, and I remember. I remember my card.
Speaker 6: It said I hope you have a birthday that can't
Speaker 6: be beat and it had a drummer like beating a
Speaker 6: bass drum and she put a sucker in there, and
Speaker 6: why I remember that. But it was the shittiest birthday because.
Speaker 5: I was a little asshole and wanted to have my record.
Speaker 2: Cake and eat it too.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 3: My mom, when I was growing up, she would always
Speaker 3: let me open a Christmas gift. It started off Christmas Eve,
Speaker 3: but then the day started getting sooner because I was
Speaker 3: so eager as a kid. You want to be like, oh,
Speaker 3: let me get the gift, Let me get the gift,
Speaker 3: and just open one. And then at some point we
Speaker 3: just started opening all of them, maybe two nights before Christmas.
Speaker 3: So then Christmas morning came and we're excited. Everybody's how
Speaker 3: all happy. But I opened everything already.
Speaker 5: Yeah, So what do you do?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 2: You just kind just like all right, stare at each other.
Speaker 3: Uh and everybody's You're calling your friends and they're like,
Speaker 3: oh I got this. I got a record player, a
Speaker 3: CD player, I got X y Z. Would you get
Speaker 3: I'll be like, oh this gunball Ma Seine I've been
Speaker 3: playing with for three days.
Speaker 5: I'm over, Oh yeah, don't to do that.
Speaker 6: Beth, my daughter, who is forty two now, she told
Speaker 6: me that when she was younger, she had five siblings.
Speaker 6: Four siblings and they figured out while they were alone
Speaker 6: in the house how to open the packages and sneak
Speaker 6: a peek and then take the up. And they said
Speaker 6: it was so cool until Christmas morning. It sucked because
Speaker 6: everybody knew what they were going to get, said, even
Speaker 6: as like a ten year old kid. It sucked, Yeah,
Speaker 6: because that's part of the joy is like, oh what
Speaker 6: did I get?
Speaker 1: It is my sisters and I, well, my older sister
Speaker 1: and I would go snooping for Christmas presents a lot
Speaker 1: of time, and one time we did find some, and
Speaker 1: I think after that we were like, all right, let's
Speaker 1: not do this again, because it did take so much
Speaker 1: away from Christmas morning waking up and seeing things that
Speaker 1: we already knew what they were. We were like, oh,
Speaker 1: this is a bummer.
Speaker 5: Wow, absolutely, yeah, don't do that all right, Well.
Speaker 1: You want to do some emails with us day, then
Speaker 1: I can I can read them. Okay, So this is
Speaker 1: hello Dave, Jenny Bailey and font you're on this mont
Speaker 1: really yeah. He always gets sad that he's on the
Speaker 1: Minnesota Goodbye. I love listening to your morning show on
Speaker 1: the Minnesota Goodbye. It makes my mourning. I have some
Speaker 1: topics that I have not heard on the Minnesota Goobye yet,
Speaker 1: and maybe these will catch your attention. The first one
Speaker 1: is stop signs. When did they become yield signs? Over
Speaker 1: the past several years, I've noticed more and more people
Speaker 1: coming up to a stop sign, slowing down ever so slightly,
Speaker 1: and then taking off. I can't tell you how many
Speaker 1: times I've been on a walk with my two dogs
Speaker 1: and almost been hit by a car with the driver
Speaker 1: not coming to a complete stop to access their surroundings.
Speaker 1: They don't even see me. Who's guilty? Raise your hand?
Speaker 1: Stop signs?
Speaker 2: I am at five thirty in the morning when there's
Speaker 2: no one around, so but that's like when there's no
Speaker 2: one around. If there's people around, then I stop. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I mean briefly, but I stop. So you're rolling through
Speaker 2: off But I'm not like, it's not a roll through,
Speaker 2: it's a stop and then go. It's not like a stop.
Speaker 2: Look one way, look the other way, and then go.
Speaker 2: If I'm coming across the stop sign and I see
Speaker 2: no one is coming, I will stop, but I won't
Speaker 2: like sit and look both ways like the old fart
Speaker 2: in front of me. Yeah. Yeah, I'm the problem.
Speaker 6: The only one I can think of is on Gallpin
Speaker 6: and chan Hassen, and you can see people coming from
Speaker 6: either way. There's a big crosswalk and whatever, So I
Speaker 6: slow down, but probably don't stop all the way.
Speaker 1: Yeah, during the day, I am all, he's good at
Speaker 1: stopping at SOB signs. But yes, driving into work, there's
Speaker 1: one intersection that there's never a soul at it that
Speaker 1: I'm like, well, is that the one that you get
Speaker 1: the ticket?
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 5: Yep, I'm not stopping that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what I got my ticket for. So did
Speaker 1: I stop for a while after getting that ticket? Yes?
Speaker 1: Do I kind of roll through it again?
Speaker 5: Maybe?
Speaker 2: Maybe not.
Speaker 1: I'm not admitting kilts right now.
Speaker 3: Jenny got that ticket, she started stopping, cutting.
Speaker 2: Her car off yeah, now is anyone coming.
Speaker 1: This person goes on to say, recently, one of my
Speaker 1: acquaintances on Facebook got married. Yay. His new wife's name
Speaker 1: is Josie, but his sister's name is also Josie. So
Speaker 1: I asked my husband if I shared the same name
Speaker 1: as your sister, do you think we would be married?
Speaker 1: And his immediate response was no, we both think that
Speaker 1: it's very weird. But it got me thinking, how often
Speaker 1: does this happen? Would you, Dave, Jenny, and Bailey think
Speaker 1: it would be weird to marry someone with the same
Speaker 1: name as your sibling? How would family gatherings go hey
Speaker 1: Josie and they both turn I'm in Josie, old Josie.
Speaker 1: And how many families have had this happened? And do
Speaker 1: you come up with nicknames? I? Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 1: I have sisters, so I don't have to deal with that.
Speaker 1: With Andrew being yea Andrew.
Speaker 2: Right, I feel like you would just end up naming
Speaker 2: your significant other like a nickname. I literally so. My
Speaker 2: last boyfriend I called him Boo all the time, to
Speaker 2: a point where like once I forgot his name because
Speaker 2: I never used it. So I would just give them
Speaker 2: a nickname. And then use that for them so that
Speaker 2: it doesn't seem like you both have the same name,
Speaker 2: or that did you call you bee?
Speaker 5: We were both like you're both boo.
Speaker 2: Okay that is and boo no, sorry about it.
Speaker 6: I wouldn't mind if if I had a data of a
Speaker 6: woman that I really love they named Donna, yeah, or
Speaker 6: Vivian or Sharon or Linda, I wouldn't care. Maybe, oh,
Speaker 6: that's my sister's name, So what do you want to
Speaker 6: watch on TV? I would never give it a second thought.
Speaker 2: I always wonder about, like Taylor Latner is married to
Speaker 2: a tailor. That seems weird to me. Like, I don't
Speaker 2: know if I could marry A Bailey. Yeah, but I
Speaker 2: would love to marry someone with the last name of Bailey,
Speaker 2: so I could be Bailey J. Bailey. That's hilarious. Such
Speaker 2: a good bit.
Speaker 3: Good news is Alyssa will never find anybody named vant
Speaker 3: she leaves me.
Speaker 5: But I also agree with Bailey.
Speaker 3: I don't Alyssa and every partner I've been with, I
Speaker 3: make it. It's not a rule, But don't call me
Speaker 3: vont or Davante or Vontavius. No, if you say that,
Speaker 3: you say my name. I think you're mad at me.
Speaker 3: You're a babe or baby or whatever.
Speaker 2: We're called Petney strictly, strictly, you don't have real name, No,
Speaker 2: not at all.
Speaker 1: Well, that comes from Christine, So I just want to
Speaker 1: give her a shout out. And we got your address
Speaker 1: for a staff writer stick or so Dave will send
Speaker 1: that over to our lovely secretary Brie and we'll get
Speaker 1: that out and we'll David sitting.
Speaker 2: Can I just mention Dave sitting in Jenny's spot now,
Speaker 2: because he came in late and he's just like you
Speaker 2: look like you're in the corner of the classroom and
Speaker 2: you got a dunce cap on over there. It's also
Speaker 2: strange because I'm here.
Speaker 5: It is a little bit weird. Yeah, it's weird because
Speaker 5: I'm sitting next to van each other. We're rubbing these Okay.
Speaker 1: We'll wrap up with this last email. It says, hey,
Speaker 1: party people, I have been binge listening to catch up
Speaker 1: on the Minnesota goodbye. So if these things are too
Speaker 1: old to talk about it, I get it. But Bailey,
Speaker 1: I love that you adopted the drain Megan Drainer. Thank you,
Speaker 1: And if you adopt another one, will you name him
Speaker 1: drain the Block Johnson.
Speaker 2: See a lot of people have been saying that, but
Speaker 2: I didn't get the block though. I do like that
Speaker 2: because people have said Dwayne the Rock Johnson, But Dwayne
Speaker 2: or drain the Block Johnson is funny, funny like that.
Speaker 6: Can I tell you a quick trivia name that I
Speaker 6: heard the other night playing trivia? Yes, John Triviolta, because
Speaker 6: you got to come up with the trivia team name, yea,
Speaker 6: and so it was me and Wendy, So we came
Speaker 6: up with Dandy Dave and Wendy Dandie and because we
Speaker 6: don't care, me and whatever, we're not that competitive and
Speaker 6: we don't care. But I thought it was really clever
Speaker 6: that somebody had John Triviolta. And I know they didn't
Speaker 6: come up with that, so it probably originated like years
Speaker 6: ago in Akron or something.
Speaker 5: But that was very clever.
Speaker 2: My trivia team's name was Mandatory Vaccinations.
Speaker 5: Oh that's a good one.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and it still is. I mean, they win stuff
Speaker 2: all the time. I don't go as much anymore.
Speaker 6: They were cheating. The table next us was cheating. They
Speaker 6: were looking on my sheet they were keeping because when
Speaker 6: you everybody knows you can't cheat. Yeah, don't use your phone.
Speaker 6: Everybody pulls their phone out and you just kind of
Speaker 6: trust that they're texting or something. Yeah, but it's so
Speaker 6: funny because they'll ask a question and if the room
Speaker 6: goes silent, that means nobody knows it. Yes, but if
Speaker 6: there's rumblings, well, in.
Speaker 2: China they had a wall that so that means that's up.
Speaker 6: Yeah, then you know, if there's rumblings, people are getting it.
Speaker 6: But there were a few where it was like, okay,
Speaker 6: back in nineteen eighty three, blah blah blah blah blah
Speaker 6: blah blah, silence crickets.
Speaker 5: And you know that people are going, fuck, I have
Speaker 5: no idea.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I wonder if the people that are always cheating
Speaker 3: when you go to trivia listen to this show.
Speaker 5: Because it'd be funny.
Speaker 3: You called them out every time, so they're listening to
Speaker 3: they're like, fuck, he's got me agin But there's.
Speaker 6: No penalty because nobody and you're never gonna say you're
Speaker 6: cheating to a table full of strangers, and but they
Speaker 6: are not. Everybody does. But at the same time, you're
Speaker 6: doing it for a twenty five dollars gift card.
Speaker 1: Some people are greedy, they're just greedy or they want
Speaker 1: the honor of winning. But I would never feel good
Speaker 1: about winning based off of cheating.
Speaker 5: Some people, I guess don't care.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I guess not. Well, this last question is for you, Dave.
Speaker 1: It says, Dave, you said that if you dug a
Speaker 1: hole from here to China, it is still one long hole.
Speaker 1: If you added a few flaps or doors between here
Speaker 1: and China, would you change your mind to it being
Speaker 1: two or more holes. I ask this because if you
Speaker 1: still say that it is one hole, then essentially your
Speaker 1: mouth and your anus are the same hole, because it
Speaker 1: is just a long tunnel connected by some Sphinctersus.
Speaker 6: Okay, well, I think she answered her own question, and
Speaker 6: I really will will change my mind on this one.
Speaker 6: But the passageway between your mouth and your anus is
Speaker 6: a tunnel. The opening is your hole. Your doctor doesn't say, yeah,
Speaker 6: you've got a blockage in your hole. They say you
Speaker 6: got a blockage in your passage, your tunnel, your your handsteine,
Speaker 6: in your hallway. But they won't say you got a
Speaker 6: blockage in your hole. This is your hole, your mouth,
Speaker 6: This is your hole, your asshole. The rest is a passage.
Speaker 6: So I've changed my mind, you've got two holes. If
Speaker 6: you got a hole from here to China, you get
Speaker 6: a hole here, and then you got a hole down
Speaker 6: in you know, like Beijing. Sure the rest is a
Speaker 6: passage or tunnel.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 2: See, I would say if there's like doors and flaps
Speaker 2: in the hole, then it's a hallway.
Speaker 5: You know what's a hole? Your mom?
Speaker 6: Your mom is quite a hole. Your mom is probably
Speaker 6: one of my favorite holes.
Speaker 5: Dumb you know that damn.
Speaker 2: Got him?
Speaker 3: Is this what you guys talk about regularly on this podcast?
Speaker 3: I'll tell you this week you've been putting extra emphasis
Speaker 3: when you say it's a very inappropriate version of the podcast.
Speaker 3: And I've never en here, so I'm like, I wonder
Speaker 3: what they've been talking about.
Speaker 5: Is this it?
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's not necessarily the most appropriate thing, but I
Speaker 2: think he's selling it.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 3: When people are like listen and like oh, it just
Speaker 3: makes me feel like I'm anxious.
Speaker 1: This person does sign off, and I just want to
Speaker 1: give her sign off. She says, all right, no darting
Speaker 1: or licking two holes sphincter. Say what that's how she
Speaker 1: signed off. Shout out to her, Well, Dave, happy birthday.
Speaker 1: The rest of your day you'll have to give us
Speaker 1: a full report tomorrow on the Minnesota Goodbye of how
Speaker 1: your evening goes wing.
Speaker 2: Do you think you're gonna do you think you're gonna
Speaker 2: get lucky for your birthday?
Speaker 5: That's not the plan.
Speaker 1: No, no, yeah, okay.
Speaker 2: I feel like that's the only time you've evert vacation
Speaker 2: and birthdays.
Speaker 1: The kiss from earlier that.
Speaker 5: Was not necessary. Get them, get them, get them, get tongue,
Speaker 5: no tongue.
Speaker 1: A happy birthday and send emails a Ryan Show at
Speaker 1: ktew dot com.