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<v Speaker 1>It's the Minnesota Goodbye and the birthday boy decided to

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<v Speaker 1>dip out early. Just get in. He's just busy trying

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<v Speaker 1>to do something something or other. It's Jenny Bailly and

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<v Speaker 1>Vant today, and thank you so much for listening. I

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<v Speaker 1>just had to listen to Bailey and Vant do a

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<v Speaker 1>little duet. Would you guys like to give sure Minnesota

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<v Speaker 1>Goodbye listeners a taste?

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<v Speaker 2>All my life has been a series outdoors in my

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<v Speaker 2>face and then suddenly I bump into you, almost thinking the.

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<v Speaker 3>Same thing, because like I've been searching my whole life

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<v Speaker 3>to find my own place. And maybe it's the party

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<v Speaker 3>talking or the chocolate fond doom.

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<v Speaker 2>But with you, but with you, got my place. I

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<v Speaker 2>found my place and it's nothing like I've ever known before.

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<v Speaker 4>Love isn't open. Love is an open. Love is a

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<v Speaker 4>much more with you, with you, with you, with you,

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<v Speaker 4>Love is no opind do or.

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<v Speaker 1>Wow, good job. I didn't get to hear from the

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<v Speaker 1>beginning that first time.

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<v Speaker 2>Start in the middle, that was quite in the middle.

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<v Speaker 1>Quite to the treat, well.

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<v Speaker 2>Would you say quite the word treat?

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<v Speaker 1>It was treat. Dave might be on this eventually. He

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<v Speaker 1>just really is doing something right. Now he's in the

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<v Speaker 1>studio area, but he is busy, so we just decided

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<v Speaker 1>to start this. It is his birthday today, and I

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<v Speaker 1>think I can tell already he's having a much better

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<v Speaker 1>birthday than last year because last year he went off

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<v Speaker 1>to Colorado and spent it by himself, and people had

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<v Speaker 1>asked him ahead of time, like, Yo, aren't you gonna

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<v Speaker 1>like be a little lonely on your birthday? He's like no,

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<v Speaker 1>it's fine, Like I don't care, I love I love

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<v Speaker 1>Colorado whatever.

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<v Speaker 2>Immediate regret, yeah, like im and being like yeah, fine.

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<v Speaker 1>So I can tell he's having a much better time

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<v Speaker 1>this time.

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<v Speaker 3>I can attest that because you guys got gave me

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<v Speaker 3>so much ship. For my birthday is in five days,

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<v Speaker 3>My birtha is in four days. My birthdays in three days.

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<v Speaker 3>And it's because last year I spent my birth they

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<v Speaker 3>alone in Iowa, like completely alone. I think I almost

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<v Speaker 3>had to go to work, but it was like the fair,

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<v Speaker 3>so it was like not as as fun work as

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<v Speaker 3>uh being like on air and around people like I

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<v Speaker 3>have to go to the state Fair to do.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know what scoop poop.

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<v Speaker 3>So now I get why Dave is like that, because

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<v Speaker 3>I felt the same this year. I was like ready

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<v Speaker 3>to celebrate with people that I semi uh like yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>and Bailey, well, n you.

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<v Speaker 1>Had a much better birthday this year, would you say, yes?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, good, yes, yes I would yes a better birthday? Right, yes,

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<v Speaker 2>yes I did.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm trying to sorry, multitask at the same time and

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<v Speaker 1>tell that story.

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<v Speaker 3>You see, like you were busy transparently, I was stalling.

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<v Speaker 3>That's what we do sometimes.

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<v Speaker 1>I was trying to read through these emails. I just

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<v Speaker 1>don't know, because you know, some things are specifically addressed

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<v Speaker 1>to Dave, and I don't want to do anything that's

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<v Speaker 1>addressed him. So I'm really trying to find one that

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<v Speaker 1>works for just the three of us to be on

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<v Speaker 1>it right now. So we'll start with this one just

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<v Speaker 1>so you have a heads up on it. We talked

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<v Speaker 1>about getting a theme song for the Minnesota Goodbye or

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<v Speaker 1>potentially doing sound effects, and this person writes in and says,

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<v Speaker 1>just my opinion, I might listen to the theme song

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<v Speaker 1>the first time I listen to a podcast, but then

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<v Speaker 1>from on from then on, I always skip through it

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<v Speaker 1>and it's more of an annoyance.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, same, Maybe.

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<v Speaker 1>It's just me, but figured i'd give my feedback. You

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<v Speaker 1>don't need sound effects either. You guys are engaging enough

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<v Speaker 1>in good storytellers, and I look forward to your podcast

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<v Speaker 1>every day. And that comes from Melissa. So one vote

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<v Speaker 1>against theme songs and sound effect.

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<v Speaker 3>Can I tell you why. I think she's not wrong,

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<v Speaker 3>But it's because you've already done this podcast for our

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<v Speaker 3>X amount of years without a theme song. But I

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<v Speaker 3>feel like if you sprang a theme song on somebody

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<v Speaker 3>first time, like the first episode, they'd be much more

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<v Speaker 3>in love. You know how many iconic theme songs there are?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, like, yeah, you're like the king of theme songs.

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<v Speaker 1>You seriously know, like every single well you know a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of old ones, but yes, there are a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of theme songs out there. I can't imagine what ours

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<v Speaker 1>would be.

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<v Speaker 3>It's Dave and Bailey and Jenny, and then there's a

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<v Speaker 3>little too but I'm not so there's a little space

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<v Speaker 3>where somebody would be like, oh wait, he's not on.

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<v Speaker 2>This, except then once all of us get fired, and

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<v Speaker 2>then it's not all of us anymore, then the theme

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<v Speaker 2>song won't make sense anymore. You know, it'll be Dave.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm pretty good. Yeah, seriously, Well, here's another one about it.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh dear God, please don't add sound effects in theme

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<v Speaker 1>music to the Minnesota Goodbye. I already skip ahead to

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<v Speaker 1>one point thirty to hear you guys, and skip all

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<v Speaker 1>the commercials. The music that was on I think it

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<v Speaker 1>was Dave's podcast was horrible and I just skipped it. It

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<v Speaker 1>adds nothing to the podcast, just more time to skip. Sorry,

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<v Speaker 1>I still love you and have listened to the podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>I think since the beginning, why messed with something already good?

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<v Speaker 1>Clearly it's not needed. That comes from Liz. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>I agree with that. I always skip ahead to what

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<v Speaker 1>I can tell they're introducing their guest or something, right.

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<v Speaker 1>I know, the first five minutes of one specific podcast

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<v Speaker 1>is like kind of a wrap up of what the

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<v Speaker 1>podcast is gonna be and what they're going to cover.

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<v Speaker 1>They talk about you supporting them on YouTube and following

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<v Speaker 1>them on like the podcast channels so that helps them

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<v Speaker 1>get better guests and stuff. And then eventually they introduce

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<v Speaker 1>the guests, and I have to skip like five minutes

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<v Speaker 1>ahead to get to that point because I don't care.

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<v Speaker 3>I've always wondered why if the show, our show doesn't

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<v Speaker 3>have a theme song or like a show open or

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<v Speaker 3>something like you're now listening to.

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<v Speaker 2>What we do because except it just plays at like

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<v Speaker 2>rejoins Dave Ryan in the Morning kd w B meaning

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<v Speaker 2>up in they Saint Paul. Doesn't that count? How come

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<v Speaker 2>you don't speak?

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<v Speaker 1>When I was waiting for you to say something, I

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<v Speaker 1>was going to jump in I was.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't stupid. I just think it's such an ass

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<v Speaker 2>to me at any given opportunity.

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<v Speaker 1>You just you guys do have probably the most like

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<v Speaker 1>sibling relationship, which is how Steve and I used to

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<v Speaker 1>be on the show. We were total siblings. We would

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<v Speaker 1>fight all the time, but we loved each other so much.

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<v Speaker 1>And I feel like that's what you are.

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<v Speaker 2>Stupid face. Bailey just look at me like, all right,

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<v Speaker 2>what the hell?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, here's here. We'll move on to another one which

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<v Speaker 1>I think I missed this conversation last week. It says,

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<v Speaker 1>good morning gang. I wanted to write in on a

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<v Speaker 1>topic for discussion. It's a follow up on Bailey's Daily

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<v Speaker 1>Bailey non sexual turn ons. What's a profession someone has

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<v Speaker 1>that you think that's all they do, but in reality

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<v Speaker 1>they do a lot more. Example, my husband is an

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<v Speaker 1>IT and the stereotype for them are they only know

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<v Speaker 1>about computers and are sometimes socially awkward. My friends and

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<v Speaker 1>I were talking one day and I was saying how

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<v Speaker 1>my husband is actually a manly man. She stated, I'm sorry, Alice,

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<v Speaker 1>I love you, but I don't think he's a manly

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<v Speaker 1>man since he does it work. I'm like, hmm, no,

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<v Speaker 1>not really. He actually does a lot more. My husband

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<v Speaker 1>has rebuilt the roof of our sun room, replace the

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<v Speaker 1>s the siding, and put up fencing around our house,

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<v Speaker 1>replace the alternator in my car, and so much other

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<v Speaker 1>things that I feel make him a manly man in

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<v Speaker 1>my eyes. I feel like it's a It's definitely a

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<v Speaker 1>perk having him around when I have an email issue

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<v Speaker 1>and when I clock up my toilet. Thanks for all

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<v Speaker 1>you do and making me laugh all the time, Alison,

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<v Speaker 1>Now I miss this. So I'm not entirely sure.

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<v Speaker 2>What the discussion we were talking about non sexual turn ons,

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<v Speaker 2>so like oh, if they can sing, or if they

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<v Speaker 2>you know, know how to do the dishes, yeah, or

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<v Speaker 2>like that's when I said that when you're good at math,

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<v Speaker 2>then that's hot, Like oh good at math, Like wow,

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<v Speaker 2>that's hot. So it was all just like things that

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<v Speaker 2>have nothing to do with the way they look. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>So yeah, like any kind of skills talents.

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<v Speaker 1>How about this, How about when you directly tell your

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<v Speaker 1>partner that this is what would make you happy.

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<v Speaker 2>And then they actually do that. Yeah, that was one

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<v Speaker 2>of them that someone contributed.

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<v Speaker 1>That's what listen barely as so listen to me say

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<v Speaker 1>this all the time. I will legitimately send Andrew memes

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<v Speaker 1>that are like, all you need to do to make

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<v Speaker 1>her happy is get her a coffee and take her

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<v Speaker 1>to like TG max or something to get digor and

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<v Speaker 1>I will straight up send that to him. It's it's

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<v Speaker 1>the recipe for happiness for me. And he finally, like

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<v Speaker 1>a couple of weeks ago, did go give me coffee

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<v Speaker 1>and it was, well, there's the birthday boy?

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<v Speaker 5>What hello there? What did I miss?

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<v Speaker 2>Missing you?

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<v Speaker 1>We've been talking to Well, here's the quick recap. People

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<v Speaker 1>do not want a theme song or sound effects on

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<v Speaker 1>the Minnesota go.

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<v Speaker 5>I did that. Yep.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, so that's one big thing. We're just getting into

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<v Speaker 1>some non sexual turn ons and how this woman has

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<v Speaker 1>a husband who works in it and he's actually does

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<v Speaker 1>all these manly man stuff around the house and that's

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<v Speaker 1>a huge turn on. To her too. Okay, So we

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<v Speaker 1>discussed that, and then I had brought up earlier, how

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like you're already having a better birthday than

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<v Speaker 1>you did last year, since last year you decided to

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<v Speaker 1>go to Colorado and spend it by yourself, and you.

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<v Speaker 6>Regretted that it was a bad idea because I never

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<v Speaker 6>had never spent a birthday alone. And I was in Colorado,

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<v Speaker 6>and Susan said, are you sure you want to be

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<v Speaker 6>in Colorado on your birthday? And I'm like, yeah, I

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<v Speaker 6>don't care. It was the fucking biggest downer ever. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 6>because I didn't spend it with anybody, and uh, and

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<v Speaker 6>it turns out I didn't want to spend my birthday alone.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it was.

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<v Speaker 5>It fucking sucked.

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<v Speaker 6>It was like my worst adult birthday ever, my worst

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<v Speaker 6>birthday ever as a child. That was eight and my

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<v Speaker 6>mom got me a record player, and because I was

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<v Speaker 6>very spoiled, she got it at Kmart about a month

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<v Speaker 6>before my birthday. And I'd be like, Mom, I know

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<v Speaker 6>it's not my birthday. Can I get my record player

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<v Speaker 6>out and play with it?

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<v Speaker 5>Sure?

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<v Speaker 6>David, You're a spoiled little asshole, so sure, So I'd

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<v Speaker 6>get my record player out and then play with it

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<v Speaker 6>and then put it back in the closet. My birthday

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<v Speaker 6>rolls around, there's no surprise, there's no joy. The novelty

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<v Speaker 6>of the record player had kind of worn off a

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<v Speaker 6>little bit. And so here I am eight years old

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<v Speaker 6>on my birthday, and I remember. I remember my card.

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<v Speaker 6>It said I hope you have a birthday that can't

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<v Speaker 6>why I remember that. But it was the shittiest birthday because.

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<v Speaker 5>I was a little asshole and wanted to have my record.

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<v Speaker 2>Cake and eat it too.

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<v Speaker 3>My mom, when I was growing up, she would always

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<v Speaker 3>let me open a Christmas gift. It started off Christmas Eve,

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<v Speaker 3>let me get the gift, Let me get the gift,

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<v Speaker 3>and just open one. And then at some point we

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<v Speaker 3>So then Christmas morning came and we're excited. Everybody's how

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, So what do you do?

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<v Speaker 2>You just kind just like all right, stare at each other.

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<v Speaker 3>Uh and everybody's You're calling your friends and they're like,

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<v Speaker 3>oh I got this. I got a record player, a

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<v Speaker 3>CD player, I got X y Z. Would you get

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<v Speaker 3>I'll be like, oh this gunball Ma Seine I've been

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<v Speaker 5>I'm over, Oh yeah, don't to do that.

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<v Speaker 6>Beth, my daughter, who is forty two now, she told

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<v Speaker 6>Four siblings and they figured out while they were alone

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<v Speaker 6>in the house how to open the packages and sneak

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<v Speaker 6>a peek and then take the up. And they said

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<v Speaker 6>it was so cool until Christmas morning. It sucked because

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<v Speaker 6>everybody knew what they were going to get, said, even

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<v Speaker 6>as like a ten year old kid. It sucked, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 6>because that's part of the joy is like, oh what

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<v Speaker 6>did I get?

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<v Speaker 1>It is my sisters and I, well, my older sister

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<v Speaker 1>and I would go snooping for Christmas presents a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of time, and one time we did find some, and

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<v Speaker 1>I think after that we were like, all right, let's

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<v Speaker 1>not do this again, because it did take so much

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<v Speaker 1>away from Christmas morning waking up and seeing things that

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<v Speaker 1>we already knew what they were. We were like, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>this is a bummer.

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<v Speaker 5>Wow, absolutely, yeah, don't do that all right, Well.

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<v Speaker 1>You want to do some emails with us day, then

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<v Speaker 1>I can I can read them. Okay, So this is

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<v Speaker 1>hello Dave, Jenny Bailey and font you're on this mont

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<v Speaker 1>really yeah. He always gets sad that he's on the

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<v Speaker 1>Minnesota Goodbye. I love listening to your morning show on

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<v Speaker 1>the Minnesota Goodbye. It makes my mourning. I have some

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<v Speaker 1>topics that I have not heard on the Minnesota Goobye yet,

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<v Speaker 1>and maybe these will catch your attention. The first one

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<v Speaker 1>is stop signs. When did they become yield signs? Over

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<v Speaker 1>the past several years, I've noticed more and more people

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<v Speaker 1>coming up to a stop sign, slowing down ever so slightly,

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<v Speaker 1>and then taking off. I can't tell you how many

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<v Speaker 1>times I've been on a walk with my two dogs

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<v Speaker 1>and almost been hit by a car with the driver

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<v Speaker 1>not coming to a complete stop to access their surroundings.

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<v Speaker 1>They don't even see me. Who's guilty? Raise your hand?

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<v Speaker 1>Stop signs?

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<v Speaker 2>I am at five thirty in the morning when there's

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<v Speaker 2>no one around, so but that's like when there's no

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<v Speaker 2>one around. If there's people around, then I stop. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I mean briefly, but I stop. So you're rolling through

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<v Speaker 2>off But I'm not like, it's not a roll through,

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<v Speaker 2>it's a stop and then go. It's not like a stop.

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<v Speaker 2>Look one way, look the other way, and then go.

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<v Speaker 2>If I'm coming across the stop sign and I see

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<v Speaker 2>no one is coming, I will stop, but I won't

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<v Speaker 2>like sit and look both ways like the old fart

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<v Speaker 2>in front of me. Yeah. Yeah, I'm the problem.

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<v Speaker 6>The only one I can think of is on Gallpin

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<v Speaker 6>and chan Hassen, and you can see people coming from

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<v Speaker 6>either way. There's a big crosswalk and whatever, So I

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<v Speaker 6>slow down, but probably don't stop all the way.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, during the day, I am all, he's good at

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<v Speaker 1>stopping at SOB signs. But yes, driving into work, there's

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<v Speaker 1>one intersection that there's never a soul at it that

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, well, is that the one that you get

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<v Speaker 1>the ticket?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 5>Yep, I'm not stopping that.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's what I got my ticket for. So did

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<v Speaker 1>I stop for a while after getting that ticket? Yes?

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<v Speaker 1>Do I kind of roll through it again?

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<v Speaker 5>Maybe?

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe not.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not admitting kilts right now.

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<v Speaker 3>Jenny got that ticket, she started stopping, cutting.

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<v Speaker 2>Her car off yeah, now is anyone coming.

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<v Speaker 1>This person goes on to say, recently, one of my

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<v Speaker 1>acquaintances on Facebook got married. Yay. His new wife's name

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<v Speaker 1>is Josie, but his sister's name is also Josie. So

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<v Speaker 1>I asked my husband if I shared the same name

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<v Speaker 1>as your sister, do you think we would be married?

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<v Speaker 1>And his immediate response was no, we both think that

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<v Speaker 1>it's very weird. But it got me thinking, how often

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<v Speaker 1>does this happen? Would you, Dave, Jenny, and Bailey think

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<v Speaker 1>it would be weird to marry someone with the same

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<v Speaker 1>name as your sibling? How would family gatherings go hey

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<v Speaker 1>Josie and they both turn I'm in Josie, old Josie.

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<v Speaker 1>And how many families have had this happened? And do

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<v Speaker 1>you come up with nicknames? I? Yeah, I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>I have sisters, so I don't have to deal with that.

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<v Speaker 1>With Andrew being yea Andrew.

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<v Speaker 2>Right, I feel like you would just end up naming

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<v Speaker 2>your significant other like a nickname. I literally so. My

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<v Speaker 2>last boyfriend I called him Boo all the time, to

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<v Speaker 2>a point where like once I forgot his name because

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<v Speaker 2>I never used it. So I would just give them

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<v Speaker 2>a nickname. And then use that for them so that

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<v Speaker 2>it doesn't seem like you both have the same name,

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<v Speaker 2>or that did you call you bee?

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<v Speaker 5>We were both like you're both boo.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay that is and boo no, sorry about it.

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<v Speaker 6>I wouldn't mind if if I had a data of a

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<v Speaker 6>woman that I really love they named Donna, yeah, or

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<v Speaker 6>Vivian or Sharon or Linda, I wouldn't care. Maybe, oh,

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<v Speaker 6>that's my sister's name, So what do you want to

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<v Speaker 6>watch on TV? I would never give it a second thought.

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<v Speaker 2>I always wonder about, like Taylor Latner is married to

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<v Speaker 2>a tailor. That seems weird to me. Like, I don't

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<v Speaker 2>know if I could marry A Bailey. Yeah, but I

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<v Speaker 2>would love to marry someone with the last name of Bailey,

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<v Speaker 2>so I could be Bailey J. Bailey. That's hilarious. Such

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<v Speaker 2>a good bit.

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<v Speaker 3>Good news is Alyssa will never find anybody named vant

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<v Speaker 3>she leaves me.

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<v Speaker 5>But I also agree with Bailey.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't Alyssa and every partner I've been with, I

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<v Speaker 3>make it. It's not a rule, But don't call me

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<v Speaker 3>vont or Davante or Vontavius. No, if you say that,

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<v Speaker 3>you say my name. I think you're mad at me.

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<v Speaker 3>You're a babe or baby or whatever.

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<v Speaker 2>We're called Petney strictly, strictly, you don't have real name, No,

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<v Speaker 2>not at all.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, that comes from Christine, So I just want to

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<v Speaker 1>give her a shout out. And we got your address

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<v Speaker 1>for a staff writer stick or so Dave will send

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<v Speaker 1>that over to our lovely secretary Brie and we'll get

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<v Speaker 1>that out and we'll David sitting.

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<v Speaker 2>Can I just mention Dave sitting in Jenny's spot now,

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<v Speaker 2>because he came in late and he's just like you

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<v Speaker 2>look like you're in the corner of the classroom and

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<v Speaker 2>you got a dunce cap on over there. It's also

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<v Speaker 2>strange because I'm here.

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<v Speaker 5>It is a little bit weird. Yeah, it's weird because

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<v Speaker 5>I'm sitting next to van each other. We're rubbing these Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>We'll wrap up with this last email. It says, hey,

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<v Speaker 1>party people, I have been binge listening to catch up

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<v Speaker 1>on the Minnesota goodbye. So if these things are too

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<v Speaker 1>old to talk about it, I get it. But Bailey,

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<v Speaker 1>I love that you adopted the drain Megan Drainer. Thank you,

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<v Speaker 1>And if you adopt another one, will you name him

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<v Speaker 1>drain the Block Johnson.

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<v Speaker 2>See a lot of people have been saying that, but

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't get the block though. I do like that

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<v Speaker 2>because people have said Dwayne the Rock Johnson, But Dwayne

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<v Speaker 2>or drain the Block Johnson is funny, funny like that.

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<v Speaker 6>Can I tell you a quick trivia name that I

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<v Speaker 6>heard the other night playing trivia? Yes, John Triviolta, because

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<v Speaker 6>you got to come up with the trivia team name, yea,

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<v Speaker 6>and so it was me and Wendy, So we came

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<v Speaker 6>up with Dandy Dave and Wendy Dandie and because we

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<v Speaker 6>don't care, me and whatever, we're not that competitive and

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<v Speaker 6>we don't care. But I thought it was really clever

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<v Speaker 6>that somebody had John Triviolta. And I know they didn't

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<v Speaker 6>come up with that, so it probably originated like years

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<v Speaker 6>ago in Akron or something.

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<v Speaker 5>But that was very clever.

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<v Speaker 2>My trivia team's name was Mandatory Vaccinations.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh that's a good one.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and it still is. I mean, they win stuff

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<v Speaker 2>all the time. I don't go as much anymore.

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<v Speaker 6>They were cheating. The table next us was cheating. They

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<v Speaker 6>were looking on my sheet they were keeping because when

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<v Speaker 6>you everybody knows you can't cheat. Yeah, don't use your phone.

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<v Speaker 6>Everybody pulls their phone out and you just kind of

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<v Speaker 6>trust that they're texting or something. Yeah, but it's so

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<v Speaker 6>funny because they'll ask a question and if the room

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<v Speaker 6>goes silent, that means nobody knows it. Yes, but if

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<v Speaker 6>there's rumblings, well, in.

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<v Speaker 2>China they had a wall that so that means that's up.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, then you know, if there's rumblings, people are getting it.

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<v Speaker 6>But there were a few where it was like, okay,

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<v Speaker 6>back in nineteen eighty three, blah blah blah blah blah

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<v Speaker 5>And you know that people are going, fuck, I have

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<v Speaker 5>no idea.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I wonder if the people that are always cheating

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<v Speaker 3>when you go to trivia listen to this show.

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<v Speaker 5>Because it'd be funny.

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<v Speaker 3>You called them out every time, so they're listening to

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<v Speaker 3>they're like, fuck, he's got me agin But there's.

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<v Speaker 6>No penalty because nobody and you're never gonna say you're

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<v Speaker 6>cheating to a table full of strangers, and but they

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<v Speaker 6>are not. Everybody does. But at the same time, you're

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<v Speaker 6>doing it for a twenty five dollars gift card.

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<v Speaker 1>Some people are greedy, they're just greedy or they want

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<v Speaker 1>the honor of winning. But I would never feel good

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<v Speaker 1>about winning based off of cheating.

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<v Speaker 5>Some people, I guess don't care.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I guess not. Well, this last question is for you, Dave.

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<v Speaker 1>It says, Dave, you said that if you dug a

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<v Speaker 1>hole from here to China, it is still one long hole.

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<v Speaker 1>If you added a few flaps or doors between here

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<v Speaker 1>and China, would you change your mind to it being

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<v Speaker 1>two or more holes. I ask this because if you

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<v Speaker 1>still say that it is one hole, then essentially your

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<v Speaker 1>mouth and your anus are the same hole, because it

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<v Speaker 1>is just a long tunnel connected by some Sphinctersus.

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<v Speaker 6>Okay, well, I think she answered her own question, and

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<v Speaker 6>I really will will change my mind on this one.

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<v Speaker 6>But the passageway between your mouth and your anus is

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<v Speaker 6>a tunnel. The opening is your hole. Your doctor doesn't say, yeah,

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<v Speaker 6>you've got a blockage in your hole. They say you

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<v Speaker 6>got a blockage in your passage, your tunnel, your your handsteine,

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<v Speaker 6>in your hallway. But they won't say you got a

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<v Speaker 6>blockage in your hole. This is your hole, your mouth,

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<v Speaker 6>This is your hole, your asshole. The rest is a passage.

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<v Speaker 6>So I've changed my mind, you've got two holes. If

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<v Speaker 6>you got a hole from here to China, you get

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<v Speaker 6>a hole here, and then you got a hole down

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<v Speaker 6>in you know, like Beijing. Sure the rest is a

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<v Speaker 6>passage or tunnel.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay.

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<v Speaker 2>See, I would say if there's like doors and flaps

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<v Speaker 2>in the hole, then it's a hallway.

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<v Speaker 5>You know what's a hole? Your mom?

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<v Speaker 6>Your mom is quite a hole. Your mom is probably

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<v Speaker 6>one of my favorite holes.

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<v Speaker 5>Dumb you know that damn.

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<v Speaker 2>Got him?

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<v Speaker 3>Is this what you guys talk about regularly on this podcast?

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<v Speaker 3>I'll tell you this week you've been putting extra emphasis

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<v Speaker 3>when you say it's a very inappropriate version of the podcast.

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<v Speaker 3>And I've never en here, so I'm like, I wonder

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<v Speaker 3>what they've been talking about.

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<v Speaker 5>Is this it?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's not necessarily the most appropriate thing, but I

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<v Speaker 2>think he's selling it.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>When people are like listen and like oh, it just

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<v Speaker 3>makes me feel like I'm anxious.

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<v Speaker 1>This person does sign off, and I just want to

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<v Speaker 1>give her sign off. She says, all right, no darting

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<v Speaker 1>or licking two holes sphincter. Say what that's how she

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<v Speaker 1>signed off. Shout out to her, Well, Dave, happy birthday.

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<v Speaker 1>The rest of your day you'll have to give us

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<v Speaker 1>a full report tomorrow on the Minnesota Goodbye of how

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<v Speaker 1>your evening goes wing.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you think you're gonna do you think you're gonna

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<v Speaker 2>get lucky for your birthday?

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<v Speaker 5>That's not the plan.

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<v Speaker 1>No, no, yeah, okay.

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<v Speaker 2>I feel like that's the only time you've evert vacation

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<v Speaker 2>and birthdays.

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<v Speaker 1>The kiss from earlier that.

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<v Speaker 5>Was not necessary. Get them, get them, get them, get tongue,

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<v Speaker 5>no tongue.

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<v Speaker 1>A happy birthday and send emails a Ryan Show at

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<v Speaker 1>ktew dot com.
