Speaker 1: Welcome to the snart Tack. You're about to get your
Speaker 1: name's glazed by the great Chris Ray, Go, Derek black Man,
Speaker 1: and Tom Sway. Sit back and prepare for some ship.
Speaker 1: Sit back and prepare for some blazing glory.
Speaker 2: Look like like some like something like in Mortal Kombat.
Speaker 2: I don't know which one though, some something talent and
Speaker 2: like yeah, like.
Speaker 1: Where they're like making this really shitty animation.
Speaker 3: I think I think I remember it. I think I wait,
Speaker 3: that's it's one of the like sort of newer ones.
Speaker 3: I think it's like when when noube sidebot, I can't
Speaker 3: I have you like fielsing with smoking and you start
Speaker 3: fucking seizing, you blow up?
Speaker 1: Maybe so yeah, that's I mean, isn't that crazy?
Speaker 3: Is that his name?
Speaker 1: Him? It's like it's uncanny, Yeah, it's uncanny. Yeah it is. Yeah. No,
Speaker 1: it's just like it's working. Like you're you're you're doing
Speaker 1: a great job. What a good job of keep it
Speaker 1: up man. Yeah, Okay, we're gonna start tank podcast. It's
Speaker 1: me Chris, it's him Derek, and this is our new
Speaker 1: animatronic Swede. Because as we all know, Sweeney was executed
Speaker 1: in Costa Rica. Yeah, you know, and this is a
Speaker 1: this is a huge collaboration between us and a company
Speaker 1: to build, uh build an animatronic company. Company just a
Speaker 1: company to make a really like realistic uncanny, uh, completely
Speaker 1: lifelike uh Tom Sweeney and it's it's coming along great.
Speaker 1: Look he's even not I remember coding that specifically myself. Yeah,
Speaker 1: like acting acting that exactly way. It's good man. I'm
Speaker 1: actually highly impressed. Yeah. Yeah, I stole a lot of
Speaker 1: the code from GitHub, but very useful. It's very useful. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't even know if that's where gihubb is. I
Speaker 1: mean it can be. I've downloaded plenty of ship from there. Really,
Speaker 1: I have no I have no concept of what gihub is. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's usually you know, when I'm destroying games, you know,
Speaker 1: like tutting a bunch of bullshit in it. There's a
Speaker 1: lot of cool scripts and uh like in uh and
Speaker 1: get hub. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's really fun how people make games that people
Speaker 3: go in there and completely rape the thing that they made. Yeah,
Speaker 3: they going and they make somebody all the time, like
Speaker 3: I'm gonna really write this game out. You know, this
Speaker 3: guy's that I spend a lot of time coding it
Speaker 3: and then I'm like, what if everybody was lacktated?
Speaker 1: I wonder, I wonder if that's how like like directors
Speaker 1: feel whenever they see like a YouTube poop of like
Speaker 1: a movie, because it feels less invasive to me than
Speaker 1: like a game, because like you're actually going into the files.
Speaker 3: You know, it's more it's more regrets. It's like when
Speaker 3: you say it's I guess the equivalent for a video
Speaker 3: would be like if you make a YouTube poop, you
Speaker 3: put like your own fucked up soundtrack in it back
Speaker 3: to you start editing. You do like some sort of
Speaker 3: editing to the background as well, like you really go
Speaker 3: in there and you fuck up the movie. Watch it
Speaker 3: like it's Spider Man three, but it looks like, I
Speaker 3: don't know, it looks like Shawshank Redemption. At moments of it,
Speaker 3: It's like, what the fuck is going on?
Speaker 2: I mean, dude, there is a I can't remember what
Speaker 2: this is, but I saw it probably in like twenty eighteen,
Speaker 2: twenty nineteen, a YouTube poop that made it an entire
Speaker 2: comprehensive movie out of like using Spider Man and it
Speaker 2: and the Lord of the Ring stuff, and they made
Speaker 2: an entire new plot. It makes sense and it was entertaining.
Speaker 2: I was like, this is this is the final level
Speaker 2: of autism. It was fucking good. I'll find it eventually.
Speaker 1: Isn't there some actor like it's like Elijah Wood or
Speaker 1: tof for Grace or someone that like has like an
Speaker 1: edit of all of Star Wars. There's like a specific
Speaker 1: like he I can't and the audience will know.
Speaker 3: I feel it's like a very high like Elijah Wood
Speaker 3: would be the one that would have it.
Speaker 1: You feel like Elijah Wood, Yeah, Elijah Wood would Yeah, indeed.
Speaker 1: So how was how was Costa Rica? Why? Why? Why? Also?
Speaker 1: Why don'd you go? What do you call it?
Speaker 3: Lily's dad wasn't coast for work? H huh, and he
Speaker 3: was like, why don't you guys all come to cost
Speaker 3: Rica after I'm done working? And then we went there
Speaker 3: and it was beautiful. That's pretty simple.
Speaker 1: That's it.
Speaker 3: It was beautiful. That was like, we're near Volcanos, a ship.
Speaker 3: It was awesome.
Speaker 2: Explain how you escape the you know, the the Mercenary
Speaker 2: tribe that was they're terrorizing the Costa Ricans and you
Speaker 2: somehow ended up liberating the local people, the natives and
Speaker 2: made it back safely.
Speaker 1: I feel like.
Speaker 3: Saying natives is a really weird way to talk about
Speaker 3: just Costa Ricans.
Speaker 2: But hey, man, because there's there's Jake Wait, Jake Paula
Speaker 2: is in Puerto Rico. I keep forgetting whatever whoever. You know,
Speaker 2: there's the time because I'm sure the.
Speaker 3: Costa Ricans that is our life that is being misunderstood.
Speaker 3: But they're doing Dominicans. That is like, we're Puerto Rican whatnot.
Speaker 1: It's always the final gas. Listen, it's it's never it's
Speaker 1: it's Mexican first somehow and Medico Dominican, then Costa Rican.
Speaker 1: It is kind of wild.
Speaker 3: Listen.
Speaker 1: How'd you get out of there? Though?
Speaker 3: Yeah, got on a plane.
Speaker 1: You I'm surprised they let you in the country. Honestly.
Speaker 3: Back in the country. Yeah, I don't look that. I
Speaker 3: don't look that. Not black American.
Speaker 1: But I sent the government that photo of like the demon.
Speaker 3: You he actually got detained. He was actually there too.
Speaker 3: He was he was yelling and people were throwing up
Speaker 3: like blood and ship. He was really creepy. That's a
Speaker 3: crazy yellow people throw blood. He was. He was like
Speaker 3: way stronger than you should have been. It was really funny.
Speaker 3: They had to tranquilize him. And then somebody got like
Speaker 3: a crucifix and put it on, like they put a
Speaker 3: tarp and the cruise fix on the tarp and he
Speaker 3: couldn't get it off.
Speaker 2: What is measurements? What is measurements? Was he like same
Speaker 2: high watch?
Speaker 1: Much much bigger?
Speaker 3: Imagine me if I was an.
Speaker 1: Orc, bigger in like costa Rican dimensions or.
Speaker 3: Bigger and like bigger in like spiritual dimensions too. He
Speaker 3: was very He's a very vast being.
Speaker 2: Can you put like a like a like a like
Speaker 2: an actual could you gage his height? Like what would
Speaker 2: you say about like twelve nine? He was pushing at
Speaker 2: least like six hundred kg's yeah, maybe three four thousand pounds?
Speaker 1: I drink? What is kig? What's that? What's the gun?
Speaker 1: And times is by two point two to get pounds? Man? Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's huge, way crazier than I've had.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you could do like a five the yard and
Speaker 3: like maybe like I don't know, like point two, but looks.
Speaker 1: Like it's terble creature. Did you get robbed? Ter creature?
Speaker 1: Did you get robbed by any because I know like
Speaker 1: they have like literal like like lemurs and ship hopping
Speaker 1: around the monkeys. Yeah. Our friend Smoke always talks about
Speaker 1: like how she was robbed by a bunch of monkeys.
Speaker 1: And I can never tell if it was like a
Speaker 1: racist thing that she was saying, you're legitimate. That's crazy.
Speaker 1: She's very pale, you know, she is very pale.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so I it was that it had like a
Speaker 3: it was funny. It was like a black American excursion there.
Speaker 3: So it was a bunch of black Americans. They were
Speaker 3: just fucking weird. It was, I don't know, there was
Speaker 3: like some sort of I don't know.
Speaker 1: Is that why you went? I think so think of it.
Speaker 1: It's gathering the programming. You know. You know you've heard
Speaker 1: the gathering of the jugglers, right, have you heard of
Speaker 1: that carnival? I have not.
Speaker 3: Don't go.
Speaker 2: I don't I had so at one point our friends
Speaker 2: and I were actually thinking about it. I saw a
Speaker 2: documentary and I was like, never mind. Like legitimately, it
Speaker 2: was just like, h don't go. I feel like it's
Speaker 2: just I will get swept away by the toxic sluedge
Speaker 2: that is just emanating from their tents and ship.
Speaker 1: Like it's I discussed I want to do.
Speaker 3: It, but anyway, it was man, I was a little
Speaker 3: more racist afterwards.
Speaker 1: Oh, it's good thought. I was supposed to bring people
Speaker 1: to go. That's interesting.
Speaker 3: They didn't bring thedn't. They wanted to bring me to
Speaker 3: a rope. That's they wanted to do.
Speaker 1: So now that you didn't you you didn't really do anything,
Speaker 1: just kind like it was a resort.
Speaker 3: We saw. We went swimming, that was the thing. We
Speaker 3: did a bunch of swimming. The beautiful. The beaches are beautiful.
Speaker 3: It's like they got the blue water there. It was
Speaker 3: actually black because of the fact that it was there
Speaker 3: was a volcanic sand, a bunch of volcanic stands. There
Speaker 3: was a bunch of black like sand that felt like
Speaker 3: coffee grind like not even like finer than that. It
Speaker 3: was like, it was unbelievable.
Speaker 1: It had black sand beaches.
Speaker 3: Yeah, because the volcanoes nearby.
Speaker 1: So that's kind of sick. It was beautiful that it
Speaker 1: is cool. It's beautiful And I eat sand. Did you
Speaker 1: eat the volcanics?
Speaker 3: I thought about it, but I was going to least
Speaker 3: sapp it out of my hand.
Speaker 1: It's good for you. It's like charcoal, yeah, clean, clean.
Speaker 3: For your skin actually, but it's not not good for
Speaker 3: your like inner body, you.
Speaker 1: Know, cleans you out, good man.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I lost twenty pounds in three days last time
Speaker 2: I did that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's really good. I felt great. I felt great
Speaker 1: after a few months. You know, once you grew back,
Speaker 1: once you grew back the lining in your stomach.
Speaker 3: I felt I expended losing that much weight was you know,
Speaker 3: after it was done, I felt amazing.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: It was really pretty. A lot of a lot of iguanas,
Speaker 3: a lot of like really weird birds, like a lot
Speaker 3: of like crows with like you know, you ever seen
Speaker 3: like the phoenix chickens.
Speaker 1: Phoenix chickens.
Speaker 3: I don't even know that the chickens with like a
Speaker 3: really big throat dog tail, sort of like pecans.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, oh yeah, Yeah.
Speaker 3: There was a bunch of crows like that there, and
Speaker 3: I was like, why the fuck do they have? It
Speaker 3: was because seeing a crow was such a sleek creature.
Speaker 3: But then it has a big ass fucking tail. You're like,
Speaker 3: what the fuck am I seeing right now? What is
Speaker 3: wrong with that thing?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: We saw little monkeys. The baby monkeys were the cutest
Speaker 3: I've ever seen in my life. They were so tiny. No, no,
Speaker 3: I didn't aggress the agress.
Speaker 2: I feel like you gotta do the X Men Wolverine's
Speaker 2: Origins pounds, you know, like.
Speaker 1: If that we did, Yeah, we saw Wolverine showed it.
Speaker 1: I don't. I saw some I don't. I saw some
Speaker 1: comments that I just don't understand because I was I
Speaker 1: was like, this is just this is exactly what I want.
Speaker 3: It's origines again. It looks it looks like origins, it
Speaker 3: looks like cinematic.
Speaker 1: It's the only way that you can make a good
Speaker 1: Wolverine game. So I don't mind. It's cool, like it's been.
Speaker 1: It's been what like what was just about not twenty
Speaker 1: years exactly, but like just five years shy and so
Speaker 1: like a four years shy, because two and nine I think, right,
Speaker 1: two thousand and nine. So I mean, yeah, I don't
Speaker 1: mind seeing origins again.
Speaker 3: But like with you know, crazy as that game was
Speaker 3: a movie that was a great game from but a
Speaker 3: stupid fucking movie. That's that video game. What it used
Speaker 3: to happen.
Speaker 1: That used to happen a lot more back in the day.
Speaker 1: You'd get games were better than the movie. It would happen.
Speaker 3: I don't I don't think it happened a lot, but
Speaker 3: it would happen.
Speaker 1: It happened enough for me to notice that. It was
Speaker 1: kind of a pattern for a while until about like
Speaker 1: two thousand and seven it started.
Speaker 3: Remember three game was fun, actually I thought it was fun,
Speaker 3: but it was like it wasn't as good as two.
Speaker 1: It's not great, it's fine. It's like a six out
Speaker 1: of ten. It's like serviceable. I think it's out of ten,
Speaker 1: but I think it stopped. It stops right, like you
Speaker 1: cannot hear it more than seven. L So I'm bad
Speaker 1: lap it like it's it's because I just remember that
Speaker 1: time being like like I don't know B Movie the game,
Speaker 1: which was like five, you know, but like it was.
Speaker 3: A experience people that really liked B movie, you.
Speaker 1: Know, Yeah, yeah right, But I remember, like, what is it?
Speaker 1: Obviously Spider Man two A Series Unfortunate Events is a
Speaker 1: weirdly good video.
Speaker 3: They get the PS two one, Yeah, the PS two
Speaker 3: one Return of the King fucking Golden that game. Those
Speaker 3: but these are like the monoliths, Like I'm sure if right,
Speaker 3: but that's what I'm saying. It's like like there was
Speaker 3: there's like thirty that are like there's like ten that
Speaker 3: are great, there's thirty.
Speaker 4: That are fine. There's probably dozens that are dogs, you know,
Speaker 4: but you're misunderstanding me. It's the point is like there
Speaker 4: was a point in time where all of them were bad.
Speaker 1: Like there's no good movie based any s games.
Speaker 3: The movie based the Lion King game was good.
Speaker 1: That game was fucking hard.
Speaker 3: It was still good.
Speaker 1: I don't know that was maybe the Souls Born frequency
Speaker 1: was good.
Speaker 3: Well.
Speaker 1: The game to Snatch Aladdin. I liked it a little
Speaker 1: bit better. It's weird.
Speaker 2: It's a weird one because usually like I lose it,
Speaker 2: like any I usually like Genesis stuff better or Mega
Speaker 2: Drive whatever. If you for one of those gay people,
Speaker 2: you know, if you if you if you speak like
Speaker 2: you know, if you have one of those.
Speaker 1: One of those things, you're a Mega Driver. Even though
Speaker 1: I will say Mega Drive is a pretty cool name.
Speaker 1: I will say, but it's a cool name for a
Speaker 1: nine year old boy. When he hears it, you're like,
Speaker 1: that's why they're trying to market it towards me.
Speaker 3: Of course, Mega draw get those psychle Mega drawing.
Speaker 1: How do they do advertisement over there? Because you know,
Speaker 1: like like everything is like oh Sunday crossfires, Like what
Speaker 1: did they do?
Speaker 3: They did the like would you like to buy this?
Speaker 3: Tell your moment and your puppy to come and get it.
Speaker 1: I want to. I wonder what your mom. The name
Speaker 1: you say you can make a drive is.
Speaker 3: That to die?
Speaker 1: To die?
Speaker 3: I really wonder how they please mummy?
Speaker 5: Yeah, mums, get out of here, right? Cut pounds or
Speaker 5: what are they say? I've barely got any fucking pence
Speaker 5: on me.
Speaker 1: I don't know anything on me, bro and whoop yourself.
Speaker 3: That's actually the making checker version. That's the whole commercial,
Speaker 3: and that isn't cut yet. It hasn't cut yet. It's
Speaker 3: still happening. It followed, Oh my god, you watch the
Speaker 3: commercial for like three hours and you're like.
Speaker 1: It's still going on. That's a freaking morning bit where
Speaker 1: like the commercial ends and then it keeps, it keeps.
Speaker 3: Following, let's die in a car accident.
Speaker 1: I remember he just goes home and argues with his
Speaker 1: wife or something. I gotta refresh my memory old episodes.
Speaker 1: But yeah, fucking yeah, I'll give I'll give Lion King
Speaker 1: and Aladdin to you, although like I don't really have
Speaker 1: experience of those games. But that's that's two right, And
Speaker 1: then the PS one none.
Speaker 3: No no e A.
Speaker 2: We gotta examine this, like when we do our next
Speaker 2: extra amo. We gotta examine like the like oh all
Speaker 2: the movie to video game things and and seeing which
Speaker 2: ones we're familiar with.
Speaker 3: We got to what we all got to get a console.
Speaker 3: We all got to pick a console, and we got
Speaker 3: to like study. We have to argue our points if
Speaker 3: they're good or bad. Actually, I would be down with
Speaker 3: that because I'll go home right now and I just
Speaker 3: looking for hours watching footage about fucking like I don't
Speaker 3: know the Hobbit, the hob the game was asked actually
Speaker 3: the hobby game, like it was the Hobby game for xpot.
Speaker 3: It was the Hobbit, but I don't think it was
Speaker 3: based off the Hobbit movie. I think it was based
Speaker 3: off the Hobbit book for Xbox. Yeah, look it up.
Speaker 3: I swear, I swear to got it sixty right no, no.
Speaker 1: Right, boom regular Xbox they made a hobby game all
Speaker 1: the way.
Speaker 3: But it wasn't but it was, but it was like Hobbit,
Speaker 3: like that weird movie Hobbit, remember, like that weird PARTICU.
Speaker 3: I forgot the artist style.
Speaker 1: Are you talking about like fucking way back in the day.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that version of the game, about that version of
Speaker 3: it not the not the Cumberbacks being a dragon cobbit.
Speaker 1: No, okay, what yeah, I haven't seen it that old age.
Speaker 1: Never seen this in my life.
Speaker 3: Him is holding a sword, everything like that. Yeah, I
Speaker 3: remember that image to the Lord of the Rings by Sierra.
Speaker 1: I recognized Sierra.
Speaker 3: I missed Sierra leone.
Speaker 1: Sierra did miss with this one. Holy shit, Leon, what
Speaker 1: the fuck is this, dude? I swear to god, this
Speaker 1: is not real. I'm looking at it. I'm looking at it.
Speaker 1: Hey man, I wasn't.
Speaker 3: Lying to you, guys.
Speaker 1: I was ratings. Are people digging that ship? You have
Speaker 1: four point six out of ten? That's that's still ultimately
Speaker 1: not a movie based game though, you know.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, but that game was dog Ship. It was
Speaker 3: fucking hot ass. Yeah, there's there's gotta be.
Speaker 1: Every people talk about Chronicles of Riddick Escaped from Butcher
Speaker 1: Bay as well. It was like a crazy good game apparently. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Xbox Original Pist there was one of them. There was
Speaker 1: a period of time from like two thousand to two
Speaker 1: thousand and six where like there was a higher than
Speaker 1: normal chance of a video game based movie or yeah,
Speaker 1: that's I said that right right way to play that
Speaker 1: fast in Furious game on PC that came out, Remember
Speaker 1: when it recently dropped on the vga's and IT three game.
Speaker 1: Remember that Vin Diesel and it was like three years
Speaker 1: ago or something. This is it's longer than that. It
Speaker 1: was like maybe twenty nineteen or something. No way, I
Speaker 1: feel like, well, maybe.
Speaker 2: Now you got me, man, it was like a year
Speaker 2: and a half ago. I feel like I was living
Speaker 2: in Vegas when it happened, But now, like my memories
Speaker 2: all jumbled now, dude, because I feel like I remember
Speaker 2: being in Vegas and like, why does this look like
Speaker 2: it was made?
Speaker 3: You were probably so happy Ties You were.
Speaker 1: Like, yeah, I was dead on twenty nineteen. It was
Speaker 1: in twenty nineteen when the show Vecas and Show You
Speaker 1: Guys and Vin Diesel present Fast and Furious Crossroads trailer.
Speaker 3: I know, I know they were at the video game
Speaker 3: at Wards. I know that they were at Video Game Wars.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I remember them being at the I when did
Speaker 1: it drop? I guess maybe it dropped maybe like it
Speaker 1: was in the same year. Nah, damn, because it was
Speaker 1: December that they announced ten minutes later. Why don't I
Speaker 1: have memory? It's available now? Shadow dropped? What a waste
Speaker 1: of a game. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I want to play that game though, because it's just
Speaker 2: cod It's like the I still haven't played the The
Speaker 2: Walking Dead.
Speaker 1: What was it called the Legends? Huh, Destiny, I still
Speaker 1: haven't played. I think about that man than you, Rick.
Speaker 1: I think that a lot.
Speaker 3: Like that scene, that just makes sense that the zombies
Speaker 3: are going to be so durables have to be more durable.
Speaker 3: I guess that you gotta make durable people.
Speaker 1: I mean they have to see they should have done
Speaker 1: what like other games did, like Injustice. Oh, you take
Speaker 1: a pill, so we're as strong as like Superman and Ship. Yeah,
Speaker 1: now there's an anti like zombie pill. I don't know.
Speaker 1: They give them basic fucking explainage, did you?
Speaker 3: Speaking of zombies, the Marvel Zombie shows came out. It's
Speaker 3: pretty fucking good, other than the main character. Other than
Speaker 3: the main character being Kamala Khan was really good.
Speaker 1: Was on Disney Harlow. I know she's a con man.
Speaker 2: She like, Oh, I see, that's why she's on the
Speaker 2: tour like she's promoting because I thought she was touring
Speaker 2: to promote her book, but I think she's promoting the
Speaker 2: Marvel Zombies.
Speaker 1: I guess I didn't know, that. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it bothered me a lot because it was still
Speaker 3: MCU spider Man. So he started talking. I was like,
Speaker 3: I'm so sick of this version of Spider Man.
Speaker 1: Was it.
Speaker 3: Was it was it was. It was that sign version
Speaker 3: of the character, effectively where he's kid. I want to
Speaker 3: hear meme jokes. I'm gonna say jokes instead of you know,
Speaker 3: being a part of the situation that's serious.
Speaker 1: You witness genocide and all this crazy is just trying
Speaker 1: to grow up?
Speaker 3: Bro, Like that's like, this is not trying to grow up. Stop.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I think that's what Spider Man is.
Speaker 3: He isn't he isn't he was that for a period
Speaker 3: of time. He has grown beyond that. It really bothers me.
Speaker 1: I just don't think that's how that works. I know
Speaker 1: what you're saying. I know what you're saying, and you're right.
Speaker 1: I just think like the way that the way that
Speaker 1: iconic characters work is is not how that works. You know.
Speaker 3: I agree that Spider Man, for.
Speaker 1: They stay in their most iconic state, in the most
Speaker 1: in most people's minds forever. Even if I.
Speaker 3: Agree with that, I agree with that, But I think
Speaker 3: that's that is reductive, but I understand what it is,
Speaker 3: like if you're going to long spider Man. You can't
Speaker 3: long spider Man as thirty five year old spider Man.
Speaker 3: But you could. I mean like you could Ultimate University, right,
Speaker 3: but that's not that's books, but that'll lit.
Speaker 1: But that will never be someone's default spider Man.
Speaker 3: You know, yes, for me, not spider Man, default is
Speaker 3: the is like post college and everything.
Speaker 1: For me, spider Man default is this city is specific.
Speaker 1: It's specifically just the scene of him in in the
Speaker 1: first movie where he's calling the calling the guy gay
Speaker 1: call him so he insinuates it he's a very gay
Speaker 1: and that it's a bad thing. He actually doesn't. I know,
Speaker 1: it doesn't.
Speaker 3: It's it's actually up in the air. But I think
Speaker 3: he does like he does. It isn't define what I have.
Speaker 1: I can read it, I know, but I always read it,
Speaker 1: even as a kid. I read it like, oh, that's
Speaker 1: the kind of guy who would be bothered by this. Yeah, absolutely,
Speaker 1: so he's going to say it. Yeah, Like it doesn't
Speaker 1: make it right. It is like it doesn't called me word,
Speaker 1: some call me. Basically that's my kind of is it though?
Speaker 1: That's our kind of.
Speaker 2: In another universe, like you can make that argument that
Speaker 2: like say if bones or nice nice costume, imagine straight up.
Speaker 3: The we only get to say one in this movie.
Speaker 3: It goes so silent, the building goes, the building you're
Speaker 3: in goes silent.
Speaker 1: Sam raimis like, that's not it. Toby didn't Bruce.
Speaker 3: Like Campbell's like that the hand from Evil deads like.
Speaker 1: Toby Maguire improvised shouting the Edward about Reddy Savage as
Speaker 1: Spider Man in his first movie. That would that would
Speaker 1: be a wild game. That would have changed everything that
Speaker 1: would would have been there? Would we would have had
Speaker 1: Spider Man four, Spider Man five or or not? The
Speaker 1: only options is if that.
Speaker 2: Like sparked all of the dumb culture warship like way earlier.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, that would have been funny because it
Speaker 3: wouldn't have had any any near as much steam. I
Speaker 3: guess I would have been beyond it.
Speaker 1: Spider Man could have saved us if Spider Man. If
Speaker 1: Toby Maguire shouted the N word and Spider Man won,
Speaker 1: it would have accelerated the culture war to a point
Speaker 1: before algorithmic social media and thus made it easier to defeat.
Speaker 1: And now and now in this period and time in
Speaker 1: twenty twenty five, we would be far over it. Yes,
Speaker 1: we would be in like a kind of like a
Speaker 1: renaissance kind of period. So really it's it's Tony Maguire's
Speaker 1: fault for not shouting the N word on the set
Speaker 1: of Spider Man two that were in this situation.
Speaker 3: Actually him saying that could have accelerated the zeitgeist of
Speaker 3: the country to the world. But at the same time,
Speaker 3: I understand why he did it.
Speaker 1: I don't.
Speaker 3: Do you guys think that Spider Man would have been
Speaker 3: as popular if they would have revealed he was black,
Speaker 3: like maybe an issue, like maybe like fifteen sixteen, they
Speaker 3: would have revealed way later on, like everybody would have
Speaker 3: been like fans in a mass Spider Man probably not, But.
Speaker 1: I think he would still be very in what what
Speaker 1: decade was this.
Speaker 3: The sixties, that's a rough one.
Speaker 1: I think he would. I think it would be more
Speaker 1: popular than you would think. Still, I think you would
Speaker 1: still be a popular character, but not nearly kind of
Speaker 1: like the way that rock and roll back in the day,
Speaker 1: it was obviously wildly unavoidedly popular because it was just
Speaker 1: too good, even though the powers that be and people
Speaker 1: the influencers of that time were trying to be like, oh,
Speaker 1: I don't listen to that black music, don't listen.
Speaker 2: To you know, like they were trying to suppress it.
Speaker 2: And then it was on different radio stations. But then
Speaker 2: when people started getting cars and the radios they can
Speaker 2: just change to anything, They're like, what the all them
Speaker 2: negroes are fucking really swinging, you know, and then it
Speaker 2: was like unavoidable.
Speaker 1: For me, I could happen.
Speaker 3: I didn't grow up knowing rock and roll as black
Speaker 3: people music. I didn't know that that.
Speaker 2: So they, you know, eventually they did a great fucking job.
Speaker 2: It's kind of like most people don't know about Little Richard,
Speaker 2: you know what I'm saying. But everyone knows about Elvis
Speaker 2: then like they know, like they don't know Little Richard
Speaker 2: is like the godfather rock and roll.
Speaker 1: You don't even know about his process or Tiny Richard
Speaker 1: Spanish smaller Spanish before him was min that's crazy, that's crazy.
Speaker 3: He's Asian and Hispanic, he's I guess.
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Speaker 1: What's up? My brain? Hurst? That was crazy? I am
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Speaker 3: How do you do?
Speaker 1: How do you do like a like an Asian and
Speaker 1: Spanish accent? Maybe we don't.
Speaker 3: They don't, They don't really they just switch into either
Speaker 3: one whatever they're.
Speaker 1: I guess we got it. Let's go to Southeast Asia
Speaker 1: and just talk.
Speaker 3: To the Filipinos. Yeah, just talk to Filipinos. Y, talk
Speaker 3: to them a little bit, like hey, high Bridge, what's.
Speaker 1: What's up? Santo boosta monte? Like like we got just
Speaker 1: realized how derailed we got where we are. I think
Speaker 1: we had like three separate things that we were about
Speaker 1: to talk about, and then it just faint know how
Speaker 1: we got here because I remember, didn't we start with Wolverine? Yes,
Speaker 1: we did. Wolverine to a racist version of Little Richard. Yeah,
Speaker 1: there is sick that's a good pipeline. There you go.
Speaker 1: It looks good, looks way bloodier than I thought it
Speaker 1: would be.
Speaker 3: It looked visceral. I was like, WHOA, which is good?
Speaker 1: I mean there was. It's only you can't not do that, no, exactly, and.
Speaker 3: You can'tnot do that with that kind of game of
Speaker 3: because we could do like a game Wolverine's kind of
Speaker 3: just like hacking through people, but like if it's a
Speaker 3: game that's like if maybe a top down hacke so
Speaker 3: as you can do, but doing.
Speaker 1: A like a triple A playsation game about Wolverine can't
Speaker 1: not be bloody.
Speaker 2: Especially after they already did origins. Like people have expectations
Speaker 2: to at least meet that exactly.
Speaker 1: It's but I guess I had doubts because I was
Speaker 1: just like, I don't know if they'll do it because
Speaker 1: Insomniac is kind of clean. They're kind of clean, you know.
Speaker 1: Spider Man two even is like yo, Gabba gabba to me,
Speaker 1: like it's crazy, It's it's sanitized. That game is, Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's clean.
Speaker 3: Relative like, I h I get it.
Speaker 1: There's a conversation that Miles was having once. It's just
Speaker 1: like I just want to understand people just and it's
Speaker 1: just like brother, like I can't I this is so
Speaker 1: who the fuck talks like this? Man? Yeah it is.
Speaker 1: It is very like the least believable black Puerto Rican
Speaker 1: I've ever seen in my life. It is very It
Speaker 1: is never talking about haircuts or fucking dancing or nothing
Speaker 1: nothing sid It bothers me a lot, because, like haircut,
Speaker 1: my special interests are haircuts.
Speaker 3: Haircuts, dancing, starting fights, cheating on my wife, and playing
Speaker 3: at three am, really fucking loud, smart films that no
Speaker 3: one will see on purpose, making smat fields, uploading them
Speaker 3: at places they're not gonna get any traction.
Speaker 1: What is What is sadder then?
Speaker 3: Not like like nothing sad about it because you're doing it, No,
Speaker 3: but like, is it? Is it.
Speaker 1: Filming sex tapes and you're uploading it to like w
Speaker 1: w W dot like higher glyphs dot com or a
Speaker 1: sex dot org probably gets traffic. That was one of
Speaker 1: the first things I looked up when I realized or
Speaker 1: everything I did try sex dot com and porn dot com.
Speaker 3: I looked at I look at big titties dot com.
Speaker 1: That's what I did.
Speaker 2: But that's hits dot com, tits dot org, titch dot
Speaker 2: what if that's how we What if that's how search
Speaker 2: engines had to work instead of just like going to
Speaker 2: Google and you had to go like uh.
Speaker 1: Read comedy festival dot com. But it wasn't like the
Speaker 1: website for it. It was just like that's how Google
Speaker 1: searches worked. They had to go like divorce dot com
Speaker 1: to learn about divorce. It's good. It just like was
Speaker 1: a Google search.
Speaker 2: I have seen some people that they would try stuff
Speaker 2: like that. So they were looking for like LGBT news.
Speaker 2: They would put in like gay news dot com or
Speaker 2: to see if anything would pop up like.
Speaker 1: This use Google.
Speaker 3: But before that's what people that think like that shouldn't
Speaker 3: be able to use Internet.
Speaker 1: Somebody buy that domain name. He directed to our love
Speaker 1: that news www dot gay news. There's no way gay
Speaker 1: news is not.
Speaker 3: That must be taking.
Speaker 1: That must be taking. It got to be clear. It's
Speaker 1: a threat in the community of gay news. Is news
Speaker 1: is I don't know news? Is you guys ever? Use?
Speaker 1: Are you guys? Too young for s jeeves? I remember,
Speaker 1: I remember I came in the tail end of ash gee,
Speaker 1: but I remember using it. Stupid Butler, Yeah, fucking dickhead,
Speaker 1: He's like, and then there would be like little precursors
Speaker 1: like prefixes and stuff that you can ask, So it
Speaker 1: would be like why am I and then there's that
Speaker 1: and I would put gay and then you put it. Well,
Speaker 1: come on, I was how old was I?
Speaker 3: I was twenty eight? Was I?
Speaker 1: J Still I'm gonna check.
Speaker 3: After gay news dot Com it became jeeves. Remember that's worse?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah, I hate what websites change their names.
Speaker 2: Man, Like I usually I would use you know, those
Speaker 2: uh steam key websites, So I would always start with
Speaker 2: because there's like green Man Gaming.
Speaker 1: There's a bunch of them CD keys, and then it's
Speaker 1: changed into something I don't remember what the fuck it's called.
Speaker 1: But I'm like, no, it's worse happen now it's just
Speaker 1: ask dot com. Fuck off. Wow, they just got really
Speaker 1: killed jeeves They jemimah gee, damn, what the hell is
Speaker 1: this is? I don't know Joe Minor, Jemima Brother.
Speaker 2: I think gay news dot Com is in Israel? What
Speaker 2: ju Miners programming is messing up? Is that like Mike
Speaker 2: Schanota's like Jewish fucking hip hop Project Minor.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're.
Speaker 2: I know, you knew, but I wasn't Like, I don't
Speaker 2: know if he this nigga, Like, I feel like you would,
Speaker 2: you Kingston, you would block that from your memory because
Speaker 2: you're like you would never even like give that the
Speaker 2: time of day for.
Speaker 1: Giving at the time, Like.
Speaker 3: I know about fort minor, but I don't like, I
Speaker 3: don't like sure, I wouldn't like that's not sing I
Speaker 3: would listen to unless it got like it have to
Speaker 3: get put into randomly into my mix.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'd like.
Speaker 3: I like this.
Speaker 1: I literally only like to remember the name because it
Speaker 1: was just fun. I liked a couple of songs from there.
Speaker 2: There's one moment that I really like because uh there
Speaker 2: with jay Z and like and when they were making
Speaker 2: it and stuff and they're listening to this like really
Speaker 2: heavy West Coast beat and like you know, and then
Speaker 2: you just like in his fucking jay.
Speaker 1: Z as voice that beat is and like he's just
Speaker 1: the way he says it. It's it's so like he
Speaker 1: has he has one of the most like recognizable stupid
Speaker 1: voices that I like. I I don't it sounds so duminant,
Speaker 1: Like I just I can't do.
Speaker 3: Everything about jay Z reminds me of something silly and
Speaker 3: I just don't know. I don't I don't like I
Speaker 3: don't like being rude to him, Yeah, because I know.
Speaker 1: He can make me disappear. But at the same time,
Speaker 1: it's like, so, so let me just say something greater.
Speaker 1: So let me just say something right now, right. So
Speaker 1: I'm on ass dot com. Yeah, and so there's editorial
Speaker 1: features on here. And it's hilarious because because the editorio,
Speaker 1: so the promoted articles are top ten documentaries of twenty
Speaker 1: twenty two. So far, this is the front page of
Speaker 1: this website. Oh, it is still obvious. So I guess
Speaker 1: they just it's been like I guess it's been three years.
Speaker 1: I guess since they they bothered it. That's still pretty good, though,
Speaker 1: I mean, I mean that is more recent than I
Speaker 1: would EXCI.
Speaker 3: Took me in like two thousand and eight.
Speaker 1: That actually he's died to me, maybe two thousand and two.
Speaker 1: Like I was very clearly, I was easily on Google
Speaker 1: by oh four, and there was nothing for me. It
Speaker 1: was there was nothing that was taking me away.
Speaker 3: I was like six, maybe seven, really, so like fifth grade,
Speaker 3: fifth grade, sixth grade, they.
Speaker 1: Really fucking killed Jeeves. I can't I can't believe, what
Speaker 1: the hell, Why the hell did it? I think this
Speaker 1: guy ask je crazy. He actually looks really untrustworthy, Like
Speaker 1: he doesn't look like someone that I would actually like
Speaker 1: trust with a question.
Speaker 3: Looksrustworthy as anyone of his his ilk wood.
Speaker 1: Well he's a bald guy in like a pinstripe tuxedo.
Speaker 1: Like that's like a that's a villain, Like this is
Speaker 1: somebody that this is either this can only be Alfred
Speaker 1: or a monster. You know, there's no one between. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm sure he was a butler for like a very
Speaker 1: horrible person. Well, his name's Jeez. He must have been
Speaker 1: a butler. He's like he's like Epstein's butler. Yeah, exactly, seen.
Speaker 1: Shall I prepare the that's a that is crazy.
Speaker 3: He looks a little like Clinton a little bit Jack
Speaker 3: a little bit.
Speaker 1: I mean they got like some ancestry. It's so crazy.
Speaker 1: I want to go, is this for crazy? Jesus gonna
Speaker 1: be that's pretty good. I'll gain actually that weight, that's
Speaker 1: pretty good. I'll gain the weight. I'll shave my head,
Speaker 1: you shave you? Okay? Yeah? I love how many articles
Speaker 1: are just like what happened to? Ask Jeeves asked he
Speaker 1: was a character driven natural language search engine watching, nineteen
Speaker 1: ninety six. Jesus cross geez it changed to ask in
Speaker 1: two thousand and six. I thought it was Jeeves. Then no, No,
Speaker 1: they never did Jeeves. They I bet the second the
Speaker 1: second they realized that they were locked to this fucking character,
Speaker 1: they were like, oh, we we might have made a
Speaker 1: mistake here, right, you know, centerring ourselves around a butler.
Speaker 1: Most people can consider, you know, a slave.
Speaker 2: Alternative. I used to use mama dot com. It was
Speaker 2: an alternative. This was like around when Google started coming up,
Speaker 2: and the word Google sounds so dumb to me that
Speaker 2: I was like, nah, and so I started using Mama.
Speaker 2: But Mama's gone. It's now I don't know what it is.
Speaker 2: But slut doc, slut, dot org, slut there's no I mean,
Speaker 2: I know somebody bought it. They're probably like willing to sell.
Speaker 1: It dot org.
Speaker 3: I think that'd be funny, like hard r nword, dot
Speaker 3: dove doc. It would be honest. It's not gonna be real, Derek.
Speaker 3: If it is, my jaw will drop off my face.
Speaker 1: I can't be reached for the government.
Speaker 2: A government website that's a classic. Maybe e edu though,
Speaker 2: because people want to be educated.
Speaker 1: Oh nothing, what about dot com? That has to be
Speaker 1: a dot com right, of course, course, I'm sure it's
Speaker 1: don't worry about it.
Speaker 3: All right, the funny word, all right, cool?
Speaker 1: Great, So I love that. Just doesn't it doesn't go anywhere.
Speaker 1: We're gonna move on to questions. I guess all right, No,
Speaker 1: we got a lot of questions here about about stuff
Speaker 1: that we're going to talk about anyway. I can't believe
Speaker 1: it a week. I'm I'm surprised. But it doesn't at
Speaker 1: least redirect to like Nick Fuentes, you know, like something
Speaker 1: like that. Yeah, it's just can't be reached on that.
Speaker 3: I watched him in Candice. Someone's talking about it like that,
Speaker 3: and it's the ship that comes out of his mouth
Speaker 3: with so much like unbelievable confidence. That's just wrong. It's
Speaker 3: just wrong, and races so forward that is unbelievable.
Speaker 1: That's the only way to do it. Man.
Speaker 3: It's like you're he's like, there's no civilizations in Africa,
Speaker 3: and it's like there was civilizations in Ghana and the Congo.
Speaker 1: What are you?
Speaker 3: What are you talking about? It's not we're talking about
Speaker 3: any We're not talking about Egypt.
Speaker 1: I understand.
Speaker 3: But if you don't, even if you don't want to
Speaker 3: count eat is some sort Africans, which they are partially,
Speaker 3: but if you don't want to count them, there's literally Ghana,
Speaker 3: there's an Ivory Coast, there's in Congo.
Speaker 1: There generally. Look, I don't that Graham Hancock guy with
Speaker 1: like the ancient civilizations or whatever you like, I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't know how credible that guy is. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I think civilization is longer than we assume it is.
Speaker 3: Yeah, of course, yeah, that's that's.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Like when we found that that light our scan
Speaker 1: of like that that there's like ruins and fucking the Amazon,
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, yeah, everything we know is completely
Speaker 1: probably like wrong. There's still much more about like anthropology,
Speaker 1: and yeah, that's what it is, right, Anthropology the study
Speaker 1: I don't take your word for it, and I'm just asking.
Speaker 3: Sociology is humans.
Speaker 1: I think sociology is the study of sociopaths. So the
Speaker 1: study of I didn't know you were based on I'm.
Speaker 3: Not a sociopath. Well no, you're not even a robot.
Speaker 3: Even my original was on a sociopath. He was a little,
Speaker 3: a little silly. We we blocked out a lot of
Speaker 3: the we we No, you're wrong, I don't think I
Speaker 3: read a sociopathic person.
Speaker 1: You remember that story you told me about how you
Speaker 1: used to rip the legs off of chickens.
Speaker 3: That's so crazy, that's that is so not me in general.
Speaker 3: You because what is the most thing I've ever done before?
Speaker 1: I think, like I don't know, Well, you're you're really
Speaker 1: only days old. Yeah, you're really only you're still coming
Speaker 1: into previous. You're previous.
Speaker 2: This is why I'm not worried about like doing the uh,
Speaker 2: the when when you what is it when you teleport
Speaker 2: or the transport stuff, because like this guy thinks he's Kingston.
Speaker 1: Right, So like I'm telling you, I'm not the roal.
Speaker 1: Kingston had the experience of being molested to death in
Speaker 1: by a crowd of ravagers, extremely some death.
Speaker 2: Like I don't know if you know anything about how
Speaker 2: William Wallace got tortured to death. It was very similar.
Speaker 2: It was very very similar.
Speaker 1: Thought about that. I read about it obituary and I
Speaker 1: was like, oh, you're you know Kingston's obituary, which I
Speaker 1: will just sposed to start calling Kingston still like yeah,
Speaker 1: we'll keep it, we'll keep it simple, we'll keep it simple.
Speaker 1: So like, yeah, I read about you and your habitual
Speaker 1: was crazy and I was like, damn, and the real
Speaker 1: William Wallace didn't cry freedom. That's that was from the
Speaker 1: movie Braveheart, but you actually did. That's kind of crazy.
Speaker 1: And I was like, why the fuck did he Why
Speaker 1: did he say that? What is it for? What? I
Speaker 1: guess he wanted to be free from torture? Yeah? Probably
Speaker 1: any last words, please free me free, Please be free,
Speaker 1: Please be free. Your brain was so fucking scrambled, so terrible, Like, yeah, coaster,
Speaker 1: you can crabs on you or whatever, a nice place
Speaker 1: to just hilarious. It was a very dark chaptered Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's gonna be in the books, and it's gonna be
Speaker 1: in the book.
Speaker 3: That's the only place with that in Central America. That's
Speaker 3: like safe probably actually.
Speaker 1: Really cost Rica. Yeah, well was the best one. I
Speaker 1: don't know about the Yeah maybe. Yeah. Anyway, you guys
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Speaker 1: The Canut wrote in he says, you guys hear about
Speaker 1: Bill Berg going to that Saudi Arabia comedy show. It's
Speaker 1: a bummer, imo. But the YouTube comments for his podcast
Speaker 1: have been pretty funny shitting on him this this so,
Speaker 1: this re odd comedy festival is wild because it's it's
Speaker 1: all of these community Dave Chappelle is going, which to
Speaker 1: me is the most egregious one, purely because it's just
Speaker 1: like he in particular has made the like the most
Speaker 1: recent years of his career, which to be fair, he
Speaker 1: hasn't done stand up in a while or like our
Speaker 1: proper Special, but like the most recent incarnation of this
Speaker 1: guy is, like, to put it to stereotype it a
Speaker 1: little bit that you can't say anything nowadays. He's always
Speaker 1: complaining about what he can't say. And then he accepts
Speaker 1: a gig from Saudi Arabia that specifically gives him a
Speaker 1: list of like a crazy long list. I think one
Speaker 1: of the comedians leaked it or something. I don't know
Speaker 1: who it was. It was somebody I never heard of.
Speaker 1: H wise of him, by the way, because now people
Speaker 1: know about him. Yeah, right, right right. But and it's
Speaker 1: just all the ship that you can't say, you can't
Speaker 1: criticize Saudi Arabia, you can't joke about religion, just all
Speaker 1: this ship. And it's just like you, that is so
Speaker 1: crazy that you would accept that after going off on
Speaker 1: this tirade for years about what you can and can't say.
Speaker 1: It's like, man, I feel so fucking my hands are
Speaker 1: tied behind my back in America. Anyway, Let me go
Speaker 1: to let me go to the Riad Comedy Festival. That's crazy.
Speaker 1: It is insane. Yeah, it's actually it's it's actually crazy
Speaker 1: that I think people understand because it's government comedy. You know,
Speaker 1: It's like, yeah, it's good, that's sponsored. It's It's always
Speaker 1: cringe man, it's always cringe inducing whatever government does this
Speaker 1: ship because it's like, what is it they say with
Speaker 1: Tony Hinchcliffe at the fucking at at the at the
Speaker 1: Trump rat, She's like, what are you doing? Man? You
Speaker 1: fucking image can't be a government sponsored comedian. It always
Speaker 1: makes me cringe to whenever, like even in like twenty twelve,
Speaker 1: two and eight, whenever, like they would have like like
Speaker 1: some comedian go on stage with like Clinton and Obama
Speaker 1: or something and be like, I endorre. It's like, what
Speaker 1: do you you stop it? You're not supposed to be
Speaker 1: doing this. It makes you lame.
Speaker 3: I think, yeah, I think there's a there's I think
Speaker 3: you can endorse somebody. But the idea of going on
Speaker 3: stage of them as a comedian is like this is
Speaker 3: kind of its kind of gay.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, it feels inauthentic.
Speaker 2: Like and the the and the whole point of why
Speaker 2: we like stand up comedians is is the appearance of
Speaker 2: authenticity unless they are doing a specific gimmick, right, but
Speaker 2: like on average, it's this person's telling it like it is,
Speaker 2: they're funny, they're being themselves or whatever the fuck it is.
Speaker 2: They have this appearance in it soon as you're being
Speaker 2: paid to do a specific event at the behest of
Speaker 2: the government to where it's like you're trying to say
Speaker 2: and watch these people. You're trying to make this government person,
Speaker 2: these politicians that have always been uncool, you're making them
Speaker 2: look cool in hip like it never translates. Well, I
Speaker 2: don't know anyone who appreciates it.
Speaker 1: No, that's the thing that's weird to me.
Speaker 2: I've never seen it doesn't matter who it is at
Speaker 2: any point when they've done a gig like that, it
Speaker 2: is never seem legit.
Speaker 1: I don't get it, dude, Even even Tony hjecause when
Speaker 1: he went on stage for the Trump rally, like even
Speaker 1: Trump was like, I don't know who that is. I
Speaker 1: don't want I don't know him. I don't want to
Speaker 1: know him. After he made the Puerto Rico condencive, but
Speaker 1: he said that verbade him. There's an eerie with Trump
Speaker 1: being like, I don't know who that is. I don't
Speaker 1: want I don't know him, I don't want to know him.
Speaker 1: So good, Like, bro, that's crazy because now you you
Speaker 1: didn't even get anything out of it, nothing, you know,
Speaker 1: you just got like I guess you got paid I
Speaker 1: guess he got paid, but like it was embarrassing. One
Speaker 1: of these is like Tim Dillon, which is funny because
Speaker 1: like he you know, he's I mean, Tim Dillon is
Speaker 1: like so compromise, it's insane. Tim Dillon, fat fucking blonde
Speaker 1: Gang Island guy.
Speaker 2: I'm literally gay. I'll say that as like a jokingly gid.
Speaker 2: But he has a lot of jokes about how he's
Speaker 2: you know, he's like a straight appearing gay man. It's
Speaker 2: a part of his like stick that he uses a lot.
Speaker 1: But a lot of people like him. But it's very
Speaker 1: clear because one of his things I'll elect you to continue,
Speaker 1: is that he has always been authentic about how he
Speaker 1: wants money and fame. So that was kind of the
Speaker 1: pass him selling out and being open and honest that
Speaker 1: he wants more money and he's he's willing to be
Speaker 1: you know. No, I don't has his own thing going on.
Speaker 1: Do you see that? No, he had like that comedy
Speaker 1: he had he was taping a Netflix special, No, and
Speaker 1: he just completely bombed.
Speaker 3: Oh.
Speaker 1: It was like two hours long, and he kept like
Speaker 1: taking like ten minute breaks or something in between, and
Speaker 1: he had to like go run back stage multiple times
Speaker 1: to like ask producers what his punchline was. And at
Speaker 1: the end there's like video of him like going to people,
Speaker 1: was like, I'm sorry, man, I'm having a long month.
Speaker 1: I'm trying not to take my own life, you know.
Speaker 1: But it doesn't look like he's joking. It's kind of
Speaker 1: crazy because he had that Yeah, do you not know Theovonn? No,
Speaker 1: he's talking about to well, he fucking oh you do
Speaker 1: google Tim doun Yeah, he fucking you.
Speaker 2: You asked about THEO Vaughn and then immediately stopped caring
Speaker 2: and went to the.
Speaker 3: Thinking do I know this fella?
Speaker 1: But yeah, I mean I've seen him doing be funny
Speaker 1: Like it's not a matter of that, it's just a
Speaker 1: matter of just like man, because because he he went
Speaker 1: and did it, and then he got fired for making
Speaker 1: jokes that were inappropriate for the comedy festival, which to
Speaker 1: me is like a double like that's mega embarrassing because
Speaker 1: you sold out and you didn't get paid, you know,
Speaker 1: you didn't even you didn't even come out of that
Speaker 1: with anything. And to me, I look at that, I
Speaker 1: don't know.
Speaker 3: I look at that like.
Speaker 1: I don't know, man, just but the Theovonne thing is
Speaker 1: is very funny. Were you about to say something about that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but the Theovon thing, I don't. I don't know anything
Speaker 1: about it.
Speaker 3: Like a really tough time. I'm not trying to take him.
Speaker 1: I'm having a tough time. Many thanks, getting crazy, man,
Speaker 1: I just I don't know what. I think it's because
Speaker 1: money's good. I think it's because that video of him
Speaker 1: was used for the what is it the Department of
Speaker 1: Homeland Security? Do you remember that? Oh it didn't happen,
Speaker 1: so there was like I think I could be wrong.
Speaker 1: I don't know if it was the Department of Homeland
Speaker 1: Security or if it was like the White House proper
Speaker 1: or if it was like Ice proper. But like they
Speaker 1: shared like they've been doing these like mean promotional videos.
Speaker 3: You know.
Speaker 1: They had the Pokemon one. Did you see where they
Speaker 1: had like got to catch them all? And it was
Speaker 1: like about like the Pokemon was like, hey, don't do that. Yeah.
Speaker 1: They didn't say don't you o. They said we didn't
Speaker 1: know about this. This is kind of dumb. But they're
Speaker 1: not gonna do anything about it, yeah, which is crazy
Speaker 1: because it's just like you will. They've sued children, like
Speaker 1: like Pokemon will sue a child and like send them
Speaker 1: into destitution for the rest of their lives if they
Speaker 1: like Pirate Kirby two. But like you know, the government
Speaker 1: can just misappropriate their IP and they're just for completely
Speaker 1: a fair his purposes and they're just like who cares,
Speaker 1: and it's like, all right, you.
Speaker 3: They could win to probably they probably probably.
Speaker 1: Actually it's just not worth it. It's not worth it,
Speaker 1: I guess.
Speaker 2: But because we know how fucking vindictive uh Trump is,
Speaker 2: Well he'll he'll, he will find a way to hurt
Speaker 2: them in the end. And uh that's most likely what's
Speaker 2: gonna happen with like say ABC or Sinclair all that
Speaker 2: ship when mcill for example.
Speaker 1: That's true. But but so like there was a there
Speaker 1: was a theovon video that they used to open I
Speaker 1: can't remember what it was or like what he said.
Speaker 1: It was like some punchline of something he said. I
Speaker 1: don't think what he said was actually related to the
Speaker 1: footage that they were using. I think it's just like
Speaker 1: kind of like an out of context clip or whatever. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but they used it to kind of like a bookend
Speaker 1: or like intro, like a montage of people getting deported
Speaker 1: by ice or something.
Speaker 2: Yeah, his context, if I remember correctly, was somebody, which
Speaker 2: is this is it feels good? Right, It's kind of
Speaker 2: like cathartic when you see somebody that voted for Trump
Speaker 2: trying that now either they're being deported or one of
Speaker 2: their loved ones are being deported, and he's like, oh, like,
Speaker 2: oh yeah, that's happening, like bye, or so I forgot.
Speaker 2: What he said is something that is so like feels heartless.
Speaker 2: And then they used it in the context of like
Speaker 2: the people who were just that didn't vote for Trump
Speaker 2: or nothing, they're just being rounded up because they're fucking brown,
Speaker 2: and it sounds like he's celebrating that technicality.
Speaker 1: Which is hilarious. He's literally half Hispanic. But but yeah,
Speaker 1: so he was like he responded to it. He was like, hey,
Speaker 1: I don't I didn't say that this was cool. I
Speaker 1: didn't sign off on this. What what are you doing?
Speaker 1: And so I think that's probably got him spiraling a
Speaker 1: little bit, because like, I bet, I bet that's not
Speaker 1: a great feeling.
Speaker 2: He's probably realizing that being a centrist, why he's navigating
Speaker 2: this essentially just means that he's right wing at the
Speaker 2: end of the day, because they're gonna use God, They're
Speaker 2: gonna use his centrism ostensibly, Yeah, they're gonna plays. It's
Speaker 2: like it's not it never lends to It's kind of
Speaker 2: like why the the argument. I was just watching something,
Speaker 2: couldn't fucking believe, you know, Ezra Klein, right, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: so he he was. He got so much shit for
Speaker 2: writing an article about Charlie Kirk and it was like
Speaker 2: Charlie Kirk did politics the right way, like he was
Speaker 2: basically and everyone was like excuse.
Speaker 1: Me, what what can I have a serious question? He
Speaker 1: didn't kill anybody, So where is all that?
Speaker 3: Where is all this revisionist history coming from?
Speaker 1: I don't know, man whatever, Like it's so strange immediately
Speaker 1: all the time to be well, that's true.
Speaker 3: But the problem is that this is this is this
Speaker 3: guy's life of saying like I get it, Like I
Speaker 3: get it obviously, you know, there's always gonna be people.
Speaker 3: It's like yeah, but like Kim john Ill, you know,
Speaker 3: he was kind of a nice guy. You really think
Speaker 3: about it, and it's like, well, Charlie Kirk's whole career,
Speaker 3: Like I think it's the idea of people. It's it's
Speaker 3: the it's the thresholds for people. Yeah, it's like, you're
Speaker 3: not racist, if you're not actively screaming the N word
Speaker 3: that people are attacking them, And it's like, well.
Speaker 2: Let me, let me be fair too, because like, uh, Ezra,
Speaker 2: he defended himself on what his thoughts, what he had
Speaker 2: to discuss and slash debate with the tennis shee coats.
Speaker 1: Do you know the writer?
Speaker 3: Yeah, oh shit, that's amazing.
Speaker 2: So they had they had a discussion. So I guess
Speaker 2: I didn't know Ezra Klein. Of course everyone has a podcast,
Speaker 2: so he has a podcast.
Speaker 1: Didn't fucking know. I just found out. So they have
Speaker 1: a discussion. It's great.
Speaker 2: It's great because of course they're being so cordial, but
Speaker 2: he's also so like, man, this bothered me so deeply
Speaker 2: odd for obvious reasons. And it was the same thing
Speaker 2: where like I wanted people to understand because like it
Speaker 2: felt so good watching that actually for an example, when
Speaker 2: because I felt the way that he felt reminded me
Speaker 2: how I felt when I was watching the UFC and
Speaker 2: I saw the memorial for Charlie Kirk and I'm like,
Speaker 2: there's people that don't look like us.
Speaker 1: They don't understand how hurtful that is.
Speaker 3: They they never can understand, so.
Speaker 1: They can't understand it.
Speaker 2: So it's like this was a very good conversation and
Speaker 2: like all of Ezra Klin's fans were completely understanding. But
Speaker 2: I just want to say that his argument is that
Speaker 2: he thinks the way that we've been treating the right
Speaker 2: has been pushing them further to the right, and so
Speaker 2: he wanted to try to find humanity within Charlie Kurr.
Speaker 2: But like to say, Takeshi and at Tanishi and I
Speaker 2: and many other people still completely disagree because it's like
Speaker 2: you can see your condolences and shut the fuck up
Speaker 2: about anything else.
Speaker 1: You don't need to say he's you need to whitewash him.
Speaker 2: And so it was weird, but he's basically without saying it,
Speaker 2: he was trying to be like, I'm trying to do
Speaker 2: a political strategy because he thinks that we got whipped
Speaker 2: in this election because.
Speaker 3: This, this and that.
Speaker 1: But it just it seems weird, dude, Like the it
Speaker 1: seems weird. I don't understand.
Speaker 2: It's a weird I think you can just do that's interest.
Speaker 2: Shit just doesn't because it's like, okay, he's doing this interesting.
Speaker 2: If you're somebody on the right, are you gonna support
Speaker 2: the center right person? Or the full right person.
Speaker 3: So what the fuck is the point?
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 3: I mean, I don't know. I think the centris bullshit
Speaker 3: is a cisten. You can't be a centrist.
Speaker 1: It's just when it comes to you.
Speaker 3: I I think you'd be a centrist when it comes
Speaker 3: to like like numbers.
Speaker 1: A centrist in the sense that you can understand, you
Speaker 1: can look at a situation from all the perspectives, right,
Speaker 1: But but then to just sit there and not actually
Speaker 1: feel anything about any of it and just to not
Speaker 1: actually take a stance is just lame. That's what I
Speaker 1: would consider myself a centrist, probably in the sense that,
Speaker 1: like I know what people are talking about, Like I
Speaker 1: see what people on the right are saying. I don't
Speaker 1: agree with it. I don't think so that the things
Speaker 1: you know, I don't think I don't think. So that's
Speaker 1: what I'm saying. It's like, I don't think that it
Speaker 1: is like a position unless you are being an authentic.
Speaker 1: What I mean by that is you come to a conclusion.
Speaker 1: It is always fine to start in the middle and
Speaker 1: then you come to a conclusion.
Speaker 3: And so.
Speaker 1: But that's how I always viewed it as like that's
Speaker 1: how I always viewed that term right where it's just
Speaker 1: like I start from the center because that's the right
Speaker 1: way to start, because it means you have a plane
Speaker 1: view of everything, but you can't just stay there because
Speaker 1: then you end up just kind of neutrality means that
Speaker 1: you don't really care what's dangerous.
Speaker 2: What people are actually doing is pretending like boogie oh,
Speaker 2: like can't we It was kind of like can't we
Speaker 2: always get a long thing?
Speaker 3: Boogie was?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I forgot boogies are there? I forgot boogie nights.
Speaker 3: Trying to fuck somebody.
Speaker 1: I told you that he was a real person. He
Speaker 1: has been like essentially dead, like no one talks about
Speaker 1: him anymore.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but I just remember he got attacked like fear,
Speaker 2: like ferociously years ago when you went on the HP
Speaker 2: podcast and he was talking about gay rights, I think,
Speaker 2: and it was like, what if we like slowly intemplemented
Speaker 2: so we don't anger the other side as much? And
Speaker 2: it's like, what the fuck is like, that's not a
Speaker 2: real position. When you ask him, would you think everyone
Speaker 2: should have equal rights right now?
Speaker 1: Yes? So what is the centrist bullshit? It's not inauthentic,
Speaker 1: it's not real. So and then there's the propagandist one
Speaker 1: right like that what everybody thinks of interests like on
Speaker 1: the surface is what Boogie is practicing.
Speaker 3: Like, oh, British piece of ship. We got his name,
Speaker 3: that guy, Piers bra.
Speaker 1: I love that you always think it's Pierce Brosnan. That's
Speaker 1: awesome more than once you've said, bro, you've mistaken Piers
Speaker 1: Morgan for Pierce Brosnan at.
Speaker 3: Least like a human beings character.
Speaker 1: Here's is Oh my god, that's why I go there,
Speaker 1: although I know him as the dad or like the
Speaker 1: the what is it the competing love interest and he
Speaker 1: is run by fruiting the fruit. That is a crazy
Speaker 1: specific line to pull is crazy.
Speaker 3: I thought we recently and I didn't remember that really
Speaker 3: like that.
Speaker 1: I like the movie a lot.
Speaker 3: Actually, it's a it's very it's a very earnestly like
Speaker 3: loving story about a dad and his children.
Speaker 1: Harvey fire scene in it where yeah, yeah, it's hysterical
Speaker 1: to me. They just let that guy on set talking
Speaker 1: like that. That was a precursor. It's scar to RFK. Really,
Speaker 1: we we really should have like drew the line at
Speaker 1: him really like, but everybody would have been like that
Speaker 1: because he's gay and the like that would think that
Speaker 1: would have been bad. Well, he is gay, but also
Speaker 1: he is gay, but his voice is scary. His voice
Speaker 1: is very scary. It's not that he's gay that might
Speaker 1: do something. And I was like, how does that happen?
Speaker 1: I don't know too much cock. I don't think probably
Speaker 1: actually bro cancer.
Speaker 3: I think it doesn't happened to be when they get
Speaker 3: sucked up.
Speaker 1: Well I'm sure, but like I mean, do you think
Speaker 1: that was what it was?
Speaker 3: I mean, probably the gay stuff.
Speaker 1: That's like Michael Douglas how he got the throw cancer
Speaker 1: from being Catherine Zanda Jones out. So yeah, yeah, like
Speaker 1: I eat way too much pussy, way too much bussy
Speaker 1: I got thrown that's actually real. Apparently it's probably so rare,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, Like apparently like there is
Speaker 1: like a link that is like non zero, like if
Speaker 1: you eat pussy you could get throw cancer, like more
Speaker 1: like you're more likely to get it. That's great, which
Speaker 1: is whatever. Fine, way you know I need more pussy.
Speaker 1: If my neck was like not fucked and like it
Speaker 1: was long, if I had like a like a snake
Speaker 1: neck or like that long neck guy, yeah, if I
Speaker 1: was like that, I think I would be.
Speaker 3: Like likes out my neck, like the death Birds from
Speaker 3: Elden Ring.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, those fucking assholes. I hate those.
Speaker 3: I love knocking them out the sky. Fucking flyings.
Speaker 1: Wrong with you? We gotta tune that down in the code. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: we gotta reprogram. He's sorry, man, God damn ye. But yeah,
Speaker 1: would you guys, for let's say, five hundred thousand dollars,
Speaker 1: would you do Saudi Arabia Festival? Uh? Do you have
Speaker 1: a price? No?
Speaker 3: I don't think I have a price right now, but
Speaker 3: that's saying before put in front of my face.
Speaker 1: I think I think I would probably have a price
Speaker 1: because to me, I don't care about you know what
Speaker 1: I mean. I'm fine with there being limits on what
Speaker 1: you can say. I guess what do you think you're prices? Well? Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: well I want to explore that this what do you
Speaker 1: think your price is? Though? I don't know for the satire, Well,
Speaker 1: I'm not a real comedian. Also, well, but think for me,
Speaker 1: what do you mean you're not a will comedian? Was?
Speaker 1: How do you stand up? Okay? Stand? I got you?
Speaker 1: I got you? Okay. I I feel like it would
Speaker 1: be tricky because I remember turning down an immense amount
Speaker 1: of money a long long time ago, specifically because I
Speaker 1: didn't want to be told what to say and do,
Speaker 1: and that was when I had way less of like
Speaker 1: a cultural standing than any of these people at their
Speaker 1: like advance, and like Kevin Hart doing this is fucking ridiculous.
Speaker 1: Kevin Hart, that to me is the most egregious one,
Speaker 1: because like, bro, what the fuck do you need? What
Speaker 1: are they gonna do? What do they offer you a
Speaker 1: height extension surgery for free? What are you doing? What
Speaker 1: a pussy? I can't believe that, because he's definitely being
Speaker 1: paid like a fraction of what he gets for like
Speaker 1: I think the highest thing was like I think one
Speaker 1: point six million, which for Kevin Hart is nothing.
Speaker 2: I wonder if how true that is though, because I this,
Speaker 2: because this happened, like when Joe Rogan was getting paid
Speaker 2: by Spotify. The numbers that came out the first time,
Speaker 2: I think were completely wrong. And the reason why I
Speaker 2: think that is because the sports broadcaster Bill Simmons. Most
Speaker 2: people listening to this don't know who the fuck Bill
Speaker 2: Simmons is.
Speaker 1: I don't know he is, yeah, And so the thing
Speaker 1: is he was getting paid is that the gay workout guy.
Speaker 2: No it should be, though, I would, because he's way
Speaker 2: more known. But like Bill Simmons is just in the
Speaker 2: sports world, well known, but nowhere outside of it. Old
Speaker 2: white guy, no one cares about him. But he when
Speaker 2: he signed a Spotify deal way back in the day,
Speaker 2: like say twenty eighteen, twenty seventeen, whenever the fuck before
Speaker 2: the pandemic, it was a quarter of a million dollars
Speaker 2: and this people don't sorry, quarter of a billion sorry, quarter.
Speaker 1: Of a billion billion.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so tw hundred fifty million his contract, two hundred
Speaker 2: fifty million dollars. People don't know what fuck he is
Speaker 2: other than the sports everyone knows who Joe Rogan is.
Speaker 2: So people are saying four hundred million. I was like, no, no,
Speaker 2: it was probably it was probably that a year. Like
Speaker 2: I just when you think about like the contracts of
Speaker 2: that Spotify was handing out, I think it was getting
Speaker 2: way more money. And so when it comes to like
Speaker 2: these people leaking this, they saw one number and that
Speaker 2: was the highest number they saw. Kevin Hard if he
Speaker 2: was doing this, was definitely getting paid way more because maybe, yeah,
Speaker 2: seeing what they paid the box, because I've been looking
Speaker 2: at what they pay the boxers. At least it's very
Speaker 2: transparent what they pay them technically and what they're paying them.
Speaker 2: They paid an MMA fighter who wasn't even the champion anymore,
Speaker 2: Francis and Ganu was not the heavyweight champion of the world.
Speaker 2: He relinquished his thing and went to go do other stuff,
Speaker 2: boxing and stuff, and they paid him ten million, and
Speaker 2: then next time fucking twenty million. And he's not even
Speaker 2: that's not even close to what if he's worth, right,
Speaker 2: willing to just throw buckets at right.
Speaker 1: But here's the thing too about that is that, like
Speaker 1: Kevin Hart specifically, there's really no amount of money that
Speaker 1: would make it okay for getting Oh right, right, No,
Speaker 1: you're still right about that. I actually like for Tim Dillon,
Speaker 1: I think it's like whatever, it's embarrassing, but like, I
Speaker 1: don't know, man, like to me, if you're not like
Speaker 1: this kind of like cancel culture guy, and you're like
Speaker 1: you haven't made a big fucking deal about like we
Speaker 1: can't say anything fucking in America, everything's falling apart if
Speaker 1: you're not that guy and you're like a small time
Speaker 1: comedian and you're being offered like something that could like
Speaker 1: really materially change your life. I guess fine, I would
Speaker 1: still have issues with it, but I don't have nearly
Speaker 1: as much many issues with it as I do for
Speaker 1: people like Bill Burr or you know, Kevin Hart or
Speaker 1: Dave Chappelle who are set. Yeah, like you don't need that.
Speaker 1: There's no material reason that would there's no there's nothing
Speaker 1: that would change your life about doing the show. If
Speaker 1: you're Bill Burr is crazy to me, Like that's why,
Speaker 1: Like the only one, the only saving grace for this
Speaker 1: really is if they go there and they get arrested.
Speaker 1: That would be the only way that they could really
Speaker 1: like turn that around, because like, what are you? What
Speaker 1: are you doing there for no reason? Like everybody, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna be honest everybody else to me.
Speaker 2: In my opinion, I I just as far as even
Speaker 2: with all the stuff that Dave Chappelle is saying, I
Speaker 2: think a lot of was inauthentic. There was things within
Speaker 2: his stories, especially when he was talking about trans people
Speaker 2: for example, and some of the things he was doing.
Speaker 2: I was like, this guy's full of ship and it
Speaker 2: was I was I was bummed out because he made
Speaker 2: up a story about having this transfer, he made up
Speaker 2: ship and their friends like no this didn't happen, And
Speaker 2: it's like, that's crazy that he fucking did that, just
Speaker 2: using a dead trans person and being like incorporating into
Speaker 2: his story.
Speaker 1: Crazy, that's like that.
Speaker 3: Uh, he particularly only resurrects Trance Elves.
Speaker 1: Wasn't there like a Middle Eastern comedian who did something
Speaker 1: like that where he like he would like make up stories. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't know his name.
Speaker 3: The Indian guy, right, the one I'm talking about all the.
Speaker 1: Time, he was Indian, but he might have been Indian.
Speaker 1: I know, I see his face. He's a san guy. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: which it's the one that Indian medium. Yeah. Yeah, Like
Speaker 1: they had like these inspirational stories or whatever, they were
Speaker 1: just completely made up and presenting them as real exactly percent.
Speaker 2: It was really because some people try to make the
Speaker 2: argument that comedians at all of the time like that's
Speaker 2: not what we're talking about.
Speaker 1: I mean we're talking about that though. Yeah, Anthony jesslike nothing,
Speaker 1: nothing that guy says is real.
Speaker 2: Yeah, people like that differentiate where it's like, no, these
Speaker 2: guys are saying this is a real thing.
Speaker 1: Yeah. When Dave Chapelle tells a story, like it's not
Speaker 1: presented as a bit. Yeah, it's like and to be fair,
Speaker 1: they're good bits they're good, like they're good. It's good comedy,
Speaker 1: like it's it's good and it's well constructed. Absolutely, But
Speaker 1: like yeah, if all of that is fake and you're
Speaker 1: presenting it as like authentic, it's like that's that's different
Speaker 1: than a comedian going like I was at I was
Speaker 1: at the bank the other day, but he wrote it
Speaker 1: like five years ago, you know what I mean, So
Speaker 1: clearly this was not the other day. Right, That's fine. Yeah,
Speaker 1: It's like a lot of people's lives like that. It's
Speaker 1: like it's like it's like an artist, like a music
Speaker 1: artist singing like a song, like a like a song
Speaker 1: that he wrote for like a girlfriend in like high school.
Speaker 1: But he's like sixty five but like it's a hit songs,
Speaker 1: so like like obviously this is not relevant, but people
Speaker 1: like it, so like I get it, but like people
Speaker 1: understand that. But it's some people.
Speaker 2: It's just they're irrationally making excuses when they know in
Speaker 2: their hearts of hearts that doesn't make sense.
Speaker 1: They're just trying to find anything to.
Speaker 2: To be able to continue to support the artists that
Speaker 2: they like, and this is gonna be a hard one
Speaker 2: for Bill burfans because a lot of the ones that
Speaker 2: have signed on recently within the past few years, because
Speaker 2: he's been much more vocal, like especially when he's pushed
Speaker 2: back against Joe Rogan when they're when Joe was trying
Speaker 2: to talk about masks and all that ship and like
Speaker 2: You're like, dude, no, let's not do this. Yeah, this
Speaker 2: is a weird one even for me, where I'm like, Bill,
Speaker 2: what could you possibly say?
Speaker 3: He's gonna have to go up there and say, like,
Speaker 3: I'd hope you got the.
Speaker 1: Jokes are like you just have to be like, hey, women,
Speaker 1: you know you everyone to hit a woman? I just
Speaker 1: have you ever want to hit a woman?
Speaker 3: I do?
Speaker 1: You know?
Speaker 2: Listen, man, it's it's a weird it's a weird it's
Speaker 2: a weird thing when there's a lot of w W
Speaker 2: wrestlers that have more morals than these comedians. Because when
Speaker 2: when Kashogi got fucking dismembered all them years ago, the
Speaker 2: WB partnered with Saudi Arabia and they were doing like
Speaker 2: ten years and they're gonna do an event like once
Speaker 2: or two two events a year and a bunch of
Speaker 2: wrestlers and tow ww's credit you know, it's a weird
Speaker 2: thing to say that. Even though they made a deal
Speaker 2: with Saudi Area, they.
Speaker 1: Didn't force them to go. They didn't fire them. Whoever
Speaker 1: didn't want to go. A lot of them, like John Cena,
Speaker 1: like a lot. He probably went eventually, though, I just
Speaker 1: haven't kept up.
Speaker 3: I went by himself. But there was a lot of
Speaker 3: John Cena. You guys all like me, I know this.
Speaker 1: He went to man. Sammy Zaine obviously went.
Speaker 3: He went dressed as peacemaker. I didn't go peace.
Speaker 1: To make peace. You have to see that. I haven't
Speaker 1: seen the season two was ridiculous. I forgot about its
Speaker 1: two is like I think I still have to finish
Speaker 1: season No.
Speaker 3: I finished season two.
Speaker 1: It's like ridiculous. I don't watch it. It's not Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's super good, just watch it. But yeah, fucking I
Speaker 1: don't know. Man, I can't walk with it.
Speaker 2: Man, I'm I'm absolute lutely every time journals get mrked Like,
Speaker 2: to me, that is like one of the most egregious
Speaker 2: things to me, because it's like, first of all, you're
Speaker 2: not supposed to kill the messenger. You know that, we
Speaker 2: all understand that. And war you don't kill the messenger.
Speaker 2: These people are riding, they're documenting, their exposing things that
Speaker 2: we need to know, and then all of a sudden
Speaker 2: you have these fucking people doing the most fascistest thing
Speaker 2: you can is killing journalists. It's happening in fucking Gozla
Speaker 2: right now. Hundreds of journals have been killed, and it's like, bro,
Speaker 2: we can't do this.
Speaker 1: So then when one fucking got dismembered and it's like
Speaker 1: well documented that it happened, fucking remember the Charlie Ebdo,
Speaker 1: Like all of that stuff is fucked up. So to
Speaker 1: look past that, you know, for a giant back, I'm like,
Speaker 1: damn even me, and like if they were like, we'll
Speaker 1: give you a million dollars, I don't know what the
Speaker 1: fuck they would want me to do, but I'm just
Speaker 1: saying if they're like a million dollars, are like, fuck man,
Speaker 1: I think it would. It would I would never get
Speaker 1: over it in the back of my head, so it's
Speaker 1: not worth the money.
Speaker 3: I'm too I'm too built off of fucking the rebel
Speaker 3: a lines, bullshit from Star Wars and all that shit
Speaker 3: for me to go up there and do that, Like
Speaker 3: my heart wouldn't be able to do it. If I'm
Speaker 3: gonna go up here and I'm gonna have to say shit,
Speaker 3: that's gonna get me killed.
Speaker 1: And Turkey Ala, she like, uh dressed dressed as Yoda
Speaker 1: was like, because.
Speaker 3: It would make me really sad.
Speaker 1: Becau.
Speaker 3: I'm like, I'm gonna go up here, I'm gonna say this,
Speaker 3: I'm gonna die. Then I're gonna kill ladies probably too.
Speaker 3: And I'm like, well, this sucks right now, but I
Speaker 3: have to as I would I would just say no,
Speaker 3: thank you. Yeah, I just don't have the art to
Speaker 3: do it. But not even I'm also stupid. That's just
Speaker 3: so much money I'm giving up that would change my life.
Speaker 1: It sucks. It is dumb argument.
Speaker 2: Some people said, if it's generational wealth, and this is
Speaker 2: the argument, it's generational wealth, which can do so much
Speaker 2: good for you and your family and your community. Also,
Speaker 2: the world is so retarded now the way that you know,
Speaker 2: we basically we're entering Gilded Age shit again, right that
Speaker 2: it kind of like, really, at the end of the day,
Speaker 2: why are you focusing on morality. I know it's supposed
Speaker 2: to be for yourself, right, It's supposed to be for
Speaker 2: you and your preserve your soul. If you believe in
Speaker 2: one but at the same time, you know, it's it's
Speaker 2: some people say I can cross that threshold because now
Speaker 2: the game is too funk now.
Speaker 3: So I believe that, But I believe that like this
Speaker 3: is my ticket, right. I think we have to hold
Speaker 3: tomorrows because if we lose once, we lose, once we
Speaker 3: lose that, once that perspective becomes overwhelmingly popular, then people
Speaker 3: like me will instantly field repercautions of it.
Speaker 1: That is why I personally, I'm not gonna listen to machine.
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna listen to a robot tell me about morals.
Speaker 1: That's crazy. We gotta like that.
Speaker 2: I've gotta change your Yeah, your programming a little bit.
Speaker 2: It's a little bit too. Uh don't know, you sound
Speaker 2: like fucking what do you sound like? Sounds like fucking
Speaker 2: poo bear or something.
Speaker 3: I don't know, poo bear talking about fucking the rebellious
Speaker 3: spirit of Man, that there was a genocide on Goldman
Speaker 3: and someone shoots.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I really, I just don't know. I don't know what.
Speaker 1: I just don't know what. These people are so crazy.
Speaker 1: I just don't know what these people are gonna do,
Speaker 1: what the material is gonna be like, that's what I'm
Speaker 1: kind of like morbidly curious about, like, what the fuck
Speaker 1: can you possibly say in Saudi shitting on Americans because
Speaker 1: it's easy. America's dumb, you know, yeah, easy dunk. We're
Speaker 1: still dumb and fat over my wife face. That's stupid,
Speaker 1: you know. And she's black. She walks over to me
Speaker 1: and he's like, Bill, could you please stop being a man?
Speaker 1: And I say, shut up, bitch, and then he leaves.
Speaker 3: I just I really don't know.
Speaker 2: How bags two bags of money with the signs on
Speaker 2: them with the golden gris.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, whatever. There's some real ones though out there.
Speaker 1: I mean Tom's girls there too, which that's not surprising.
Speaker 1: It's like the weird thing is, like, oh, Tom, he
Speaker 1: morphed into his because he had a rich alter ego
Speaker 1: that a lot of people didn't understand because, like I
Speaker 1: been following him for a long time, and he would
Speaker 1: use this altar once he started getting rich, and he
Speaker 1: started using this alter ego to piss people off on purpose.
Speaker 1: But it seems like at a certain point he was just.
Speaker 3: Red right, huh red right?
Speaker 1: No, that's Andrew who is also there. Oh yeah, he
Speaker 1: is there. He is there, him and Bobby Lee bobb
Speaker 1: Ely's it's crazy about Bobby Bobby Lee doesn't go anywhere now,
Speaker 1: it's weird that he even wins. Well, they made it,
Speaker 1: they gave him a lot of money like that. That
Speaker 1: to me, like Bobby Lee, Bobby Lee. Like I the
Speaker 1: second I heard this was happening, I was like, Bobby
Speaker 1: Lee's clearly get everything. Like he's not like a moral ag,
Speaker 1: Like I don't really I don't know, I'm not even
Speaker 1: remotely if I did by that, but like he would
Speaker 1: barely he would. He's been on the Joe Rogan experience twice, yeah,
Speaker 1: and like they're like really close friends and everyone's like,
Speaker 1: what the fuck's the deal. He's like, I don't you know,
Speaker 1: like just go. It's like literally an hour he looks
Speaker 1: like an hour away from him. I think he just
Speaker 1: doesn't like uh. As far as I've seen from and
Speaker 1: Andrew Santino and that him, like the bad Friends guys,
Speaker 1: they don't seem like all that. I mean a lot
Speaker 1: of people are turning on the Jerry Rogan sphere in general. Yeah,
Speaker 1: like Mark Maron's out and Carlo that guy, he's the
Speaker 1: he's the straggate, strict Yeah, that's straight guy. Who's like
Speaker 1: very gay, dragged. That's what that's like. That's his words,
Speaker 1: not me.
Speaker 3: There's the there's the guy.
Speaker 1: There's the guy.
Speaker 3: There's the guy that.
Speaker 1: He's like, he's like tattooed, you know what I mean?
Speaker 1: What would you call that? Carlo? That guy is like
Speaker 1: that guy straight but seems gay.
Speaker 3: I feel like, I don't know, describe the guy you're
Speaker 3: talking about. Is he like has a lot of piercings,
Speaker 3: like a biker? Dude?
Speaker 1: What are you saying? What do you think I'm saying? Guy?
Speaker 3: That's what she called the stragga gim Carlo.
Speaker 1: No, he's like the theater kid guy. He's like, he's uh,
Speaker 1: he's kind of he had a special recently. I'll look
Speaker 1: him up. I can't remember. I don't know Jim Carlos.
Speaker 3: I think he means to start making fun of comedians
Speaker 3: more in general that needs does ramp up. There was
Speaker 3: shooting on comedians made fun of on that thing this.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, him, he looks like he was at Willy
Speaker 1: Watch the Factory.
Speaker 3: He looks like.
Speaker 1: Jean Marco Gan Marcos. I don't know whatever. He's he's funny.
Speaker 1: I like him, but him Mark Maron, all these people
Speaker 1: are kind of coming up, but I don't know where.
Speaker 1: I'm just kind of being like, this is a stupid,
Speaker 1: fucking like what are you doing interviewing politicians on your
Speaker 1: comedy podcast? Yeah, like we would never I've had, by
Speaker 1: the way, I've had people like reach out to me
Speaker 1: like politicians to come here, which is like crazy, like
Speaker 1: please bring them. No, yes, no, we're not going to
Speaker 1: do it, lampoon please. I've had people like who are
Speaker 1: running for Senate or like or like something like that,
Speaker 1: and they come I was like, hey, you know, I'm like,
Speaker 1: we're not, like, respectfully, no, I think I'm not gonna
Speaker 1: have a politician on my fucking comedy podcast. Listen, it's insane.
Speaker 1: I see. Here's the thing there are if you if
Speaker 1: you listen to the shows they go to, there's certain
Speaker 1: ones that they're never they never ask certain people like
Speaker 1: they they don't talk like they're like, okay, they wouldn't.
Speaker 1: They wouldn't go on Mark Marren's podcast. Some of them sure,
Speaker 1: you know, because they know like, oh, I'm gonna get
Speaker 1: grilled too hard. And so for example us we could,
Speaker 1: what would happen.
Speaker 2: Is it'd be like, don't fucking air this episode and say,
Speaker 2: if we did, they would sue us because you can
Speaker 2: sue for anything, and so that's kind of like how
Speaker 2: that would play out. So it's there's no it wouldn't
Speaker 2: work unless you know, say like like an era like
Speaker 2: an Eric oh and live would be awesome. But the
Speaker 2: thing is those people there too, if they would have
Speaker 2: to be so stupid, because there's that have to be
Speaker 2: so stupid.
Speaker 1: But like it's literally a bear trap. That's what I
Speaker 1: like to sit down. You can be a literal nazi.
Speaker 1: You can see the thing of like people like slapping
Speaker 1: their wives on a pussy and I'm like, bro, what
Speaker 1: are you doing? What do you mean? What are you saying?
Speaker 1: What talking about? Why are you where are you seeing this?
Speaker 1: Was it costa Rican bullshit? Yeah? I guess so I've
Speaker 1: literally never seen that. This guy like his We gotta
Speaker 1: fine tune you man. Algorithm. Algorithm is done. People slap
Speaker 1: at each other in the pussy. I don't understand.
Speaker 3: Algorithm is like after the apocalypse, like.
Speaker 1: Well, after have you slapped somebody in the pussy.
Speaker 3: Flat hand under flat underhand pussy.
Speaker 1: Not just not just I guess it's the way you
Speaker 1: slap a butcheek, but you just slap the pussy. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean it seems like it's harder, way harder to do.
Speaker 1: How is it you gotta go way lower? Well, if
Speaker 1: they're right behind me, you like say, but and then
Speaker 1: they turn around, pussy, I guess if they turn around, Yeah,
Speaker 1: is it from the front? Okay? Yeah, I thought they
Speaker 1: were any backwards. I was like, that's crazy neck because
Speaker 1: it was.
Speaker 2: It was my first visual, like when Trump talked about
Speaker 2: grabbing him by the pussy, and like, what what does
Speaker 2: he mean?
Speaker 1: Like just like a good scoopy. I knew that immediately
Speaker 1: because I was middle Year, like the what is it?
Speaker 1: The that happens a lot for some reason in middle Gate.
Speaker 1: They just grab you by the cross. I was hoping
Speaker 1: that I saw three. It was like a straight like
Speaker 1: you know, he would do it like that, like he's
Speaker 1: trying to like COLLI like the pussy. Yeah, dude, I
Speaker 1: was getting tilted Collie because I'm trying to beat it
Speaker 1: on the extreme no uh no, no murders and I'm
Speaker 1: at that the fury fight, the cosmonaut dude, who's like
Speaker 1: with the fire I've I've never shouted the end word
Speaker 1: at my TV more in my life. Whoa interesting, like
Speaker 1: fifty times probably like in the course of like five seconds.
Speaker 3: I haven't played a game that's gotten.
Speaker 1: That's not true. No you haven't. What are you talking
Speaker 1: about in your life? No?
Speaker 3: Not in recent times? Okay I was not in my life.
Speaker 3: That's crazy, but I am.
Speaker 1: That's crazy. I remember you shouting it out the window.
Speaker 3: I'd be winning in trials, scream the N word.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you'd be screaming it, winning winning.
Speaker 3: Imagine so angry. I'm still screaming it.
Speaker 1: That's crazy, man, bro, real.
Speaker 3: Gamer ship, real gamer.
Speaker 1: It is.
Speaker 3: I want to start playing Caught again and see if
Speaker 3: I get more toxic.
Speaker 1: You do which one of them? Damn? Like that's another
Speaker 1: thing too, is like I was actually looking forward to Battlefield,
Speaker 1: but now like Saudi Arabi is going to buy them
Speaker 1: and I can't. I can't do it. That's a lot.
Speaker 1: That's like to direct for me.
Speaker 3: What game company they have a skin?
Speaker 1: Would you play?
Speaker 3: That is so that is so disrespectful. It's crazy.
Speaker 1: That is like floating, but he's dismembered you. That's crazy.
Speaker 3: That's actually of course that is like that is like
Speaker 3: like that is like so it's like, dude, this really happened.
Speaker 3: This is not a joke, that it's not a lie.
Speaker 3: And when I went to school in upstate New York
Speaker 3: and Pickpepsie, some kid got murdered. He some guy shot him,
Speaker 3: took his hoodie and wore the hoodie he killed him
Speaker 3: in down the street after he killed him, and I
Speaker 3: was like, that is so crael. That is so crazy.
Speaker 3: That's like militant ship. Like that's like actually evil. And
Speaker 3: I was like, what the RPG.
Speaker 1: That is crazy. That is literally leading.
Speaker 3: After you killed him.
Speaker 1: Use this better? Now, this is way better than paint
Speaker 1: comparing the stats. That's cool crazy Like in Bodus.
Speaker 3: Gate there, I made the thing. I made it so
Speaker 3: every every shop keeper I killed, I take their loot.
Speaker 3: Why wouldn't you know they drop all the Normally they
Speaker 3: don't drop all they dropped some of it. I mean,
Speaker 3: now they drop all of it. That's crazy cold I
Speaker 3: put in. So now I take all the ship, so
Speaker 3: I have I have ship.
Speaker 1: I should not have. Listen, why don't you just have
Speaker 1: an unlimited amount of money You could just go.
Speaker 3: You have to fight someone that lose eventually throughout the story.
Speaker 3: So I'm like almost gonna fair enough, Okay, it's crazy,
Speaker 3: it's really fucked up.
Speaker 1: Though, you're gonna have a Charlie hebdo map. We go
Speaker 1: through their offices into the office, it's like Capture the
Speaker 1: Flag and Charlie Hendo. It's like Jessue Charlie everywhere. That's crazy.
Speaker 1: I don't know, man, that is. That's a real bummer
Speaker 1: because I was like probably the only multiplayer game I
Speaker 1: was looking forward to like cool this year, and so
Speaker 1: now I'm just like, all right, I guess yeah, player
Speaker 1: games are saw zach Effron post a advertisement of that.
Speaker 1: You see that? Oh yeah, yeah, they did, zach Efron.
Speaker 1: They did They did a parody of the It was
Speaker 1: a it was a dish track basically the Call of
Speaker 1: Duty reveal. Yeah, because Caldy always has like celebrities in
Speaker 1: their marketing, so they just had like zac Efron, Morgan
Speaker 1: Wall and a bunch of these other celebrities, like start
Speaker 1: the trailer and they just immediately get blown up, like
Speaker 1: real RPG just blows them up. It's good. It's pretty fun.
Speaker 1: I mean, so it's a bummer. It's the reason I
Speaker 1: haven't played. There's like a metal slug game that came
Speaker 1: out like, oh yeah, a year and a half ago
Speaker 1: or something like that and it like looked really cool,
Speaker 1: but like it's just too direct, man, Like I understand
Speaker 1: that there's like no ethical consumption or whatever, and like
Speaker 1: every company is doing some shady shit that like you
Speaker 1: don't support, but like it's it's one thing to be
Speaker 1: that kind of indirect and another thing to be like, oh,
Speaker 1: buying this directly, yeah, like goes to the pockets of
Speaker 1: people who kill journalists. That's kind of nuts. Yeah, that's
Speaker 1: why I like, I'm not buying a peacock for like
Speaker 1: UFC anymore.
Speaker 2: Like I was gonna next year, they're gonna acquire it.
Speaker 2: I mean they're gonna acquire it. Yeah, and uh now
Speaker 2: I was like fuck it, sorry, continue pirating.
Speaker 3: Anymore because of like this. I don't know, man, it's
Speaker 3: pretty gross. Even dude, it wasn't like this. That's why
Speaker 3: it was like like of course they were like freaking
Speaker 3: what you call it?
Speaker 1: Do you mean when you say that? It wasn't like what.
Speaker 1: It wasn't like it. They were like good dudes, Like no,
Speaker 1: like like I kid you not.
Speaker 3: They're fighters, you know, you take you take that what
Speaker 3: it is people that are fighters, But a lot of
Speaker 3: them were pretty sound minded, pretty decent people.
Speaker 1: There were eras let's let's let's sure, let's know there's.
Speaker 3: A time when I was watching it, so like, let's
Speaker 3: I live outside.
Speaker 1: Of that world. So like my immediate deception of everybody
Speaker 1: does like, oh, you're crazy to a degree that have
Speaker 1: to be like you want to hit your wife, but
Speaker 1: you can't. Their wives they do, they.
Speaker 3: Still well, they still like there's it still doesn't.
Speaker 1: He's mad that he is a woman's names.
Speaker 3: He's like, I could hit you, A'm Dana.
Speaker 1: Also, if you.
Speaker 2: Want to look up a crazy story, like a true
Speaker 2: crime story and just look up war Machine true crime.
Speaker 2: That guy beat the absolute piss out of his girl.
Speaker 1: It was crazy. It is fucking crazy. That guy still
Speaker 1: in prison. This was years ago. Anyway. There were factions.
Speaker 2: It's funny, like they're like you know, they're they're fighting camps,
Speaker 2: they're like teams, and there were some factions that were
Speaker 2: just fucking stupid.
Speaker 1: So you had like Team Alpha Male. There were a
Speaker 1: bunch of dumb ass bros. They sucked. And then you
Speaker 1: had like say a lot of shit that was going on.
Speaker 1: And actually in Orange County a.
Speaker 2: Lot of people that were associated with the tap Out
Speaker 2: brand and shit, so like the Tito or teases.
Speaker 1: There were some pieces of.
Speaker 2: Shit ken shamrock, like all those people, but then like
Speaker 2: most of it though, the vast majority were people that
Speaker 2: just liked mixed martial arts and they actually liked, Oh,
Speaker 2: I wanted to get my black belts and jiu jitsu
Speaker 2: and all this shit like that. And then after Trump won,
Speaker 2: Daniel was like, oh, I have to make sure that
Speaker 2: we never run out of money. We're gonna make like
Speaker 2: kind of like NASCAR and all that shit. It is
Speaker 2: strictly a right, a conservative sport essentially. Some people on
Speaker 2: the left obviously like the cars, but it's overwhelmingly in
Speaker 2: those world areas. So that's what he wanted to do,
Speaker 2: just make sure it has an audience forever. So now
Speaker 2: it's a fucking Republican National convention effectively, and uh, and
Speaker 2: it's not. It's starting to bleed into their prospects.
Speaker 1: Now.
Speaker 2: The Danai conta contender series which I used to love watching.
Speaker 2: Now some people are showing up and like, oh looking
Speaker 2: gay people and ship I'm.
Speaker 1: Like, bro, what the fuck is this?
Speaker 3: It's like, it sucks that American culture has always been
Speaker 3: toxic and now it's like toxic in your face in
Speaker 3: a way that it wasn't for a while.
Speaker 1: That's the thing. That's the thing about it is that like, uh,
Speaker 1: I think I see a lot is like, well, at
Speaker 1: least they're honest about how dishonest they're being, Like at
Speaker 1: least it's out in the open and not hidden. And
Speaker 1: it's like that doesn't like.
Speaker 3: Make it better, Like what do you mean then commend
Speaker 3: someone for being outwardly racist at least I know I
Speaker 3: actually avoid them, but they's still a racist.
Speaker 1: It doesn't It doesn't make it like good. It doesn't
Speaker 1: change anything fundamentally, Like it's to me, it's like okay, sure,
Speaker 1: but like it's like the difference between like an honest
Speaker 1: pedophile and like a one is somebody that hides it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's just like okay, I guess demon.
Speaker 2: Societally, I think we would we we would try to
Speaker 2: destroy the person that's open about it kind of in
Speaker 2: the same way.
Speaker 1: It's like, well, I don't even know nowadays, maybe not
Speaker 1: so much as I earnestly, and I really believe this.
Speaker 1: I think Jared Fogo could like run for office when
Speaker 1: he gets out any I think he could spind he
Speaker 1: could be like I was framed, you know what I mean, oh,
Speaker 1: he could be like the left wing planted all this
Speaker 1: fake bullshit. I think he would immediately is how bad.
Speaker 3: It's gone, right? I think that if if when the file,
Speaker 3: if the files get released right when I released, if
Speaker 3: they get released right, those things are gone when if
Speaker 3: they released right, if his name was on it directly
Speaker 3: cooperative like that, I think there'd be way more people
Speaker 3: like he'd lose all of the moderates who are talking
Speaker 3: about Trump. He'd lose all the moderates. But I think
Speaker 3: he would lose a lot of the moderates. But he's
Speaker 3: a moderate anymore. Who are the moderates? I think there's
Speaker 3: a lot of moderates look for. I think there's a
Speaker 3: lot of moderates. I think a lot of people are
Speaker 3: not exactly on the fucking big Maga train, but they're like, oh,
Speaker 3: I fit more on this side because I'm kind of
Speaker 3: annoyed in how much the world has changed around me
Speaker 3: and I'm not adapting to it. I think that is
Speaker 3: the majority of people.
Speaker 1: I feel like, if you're a moderate, you would have
Speaker 1: jumped ship a long time ago, Like you wouldn't be like,
Speaker 1: oh uh, they're sending troops into Portland because they say
Speaker 1: it's war ravaged. I'm still a moderate though, you know
Speaker 1: what I mean, it's crazy. I agree.
Speaker 3: I think there's I think a.
Speaker 1: Lot of people programmed. You do agree, I think a
Speaker 1: lot of them.
Speaker 3: I think there's still more moderates in either side, like
Speaker 3: either either the leftist side where where you all sit,
Speaker 3: and the and the conservative side, the far right side.
Speaker 3: I do very much so believe that. But I think
Speaker 3: what happens is that I think he'd lose some of
Speaker 3: the moderates, but he would still keep his cult to
Speaker 3: side and be.
Speaker 1: Like, well he had he had to. Can somebody just
Speaker 1: to kick He's a quick big If anybody's watching this,
Speaker 1: can you please I want I want somebody in the
Speaker 1: audience to take this episode and edit it entirely so
Speaker 1: that every time Sween moves his arms there's like servos
Speaker 1: and there's like I just knew it.
Speaker 3: I don't.
Speaker 1: When you started laughing, I was like, I think he's
Speaker 1: thinking about Yeah, that's crazy. I was gonna start making
Speaker 1: the noises, but I really wanted to hear his point,
Speaker 1: so I was like, Okay, I won't do it. I
Speaker 1: was so thoroughly like that's how fried my brain is like,
Speaker 1: I was listening to you and then I just saw
Speaker 1: your rs were there, and then I thought, I thought
Speaker 1: out loud lo ol. Oh man, that's crazy.
Speaker 3: You thought out loud in action?
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, all right, let's uh, let's move on.
Speaker 1: Let's get another question from uh Edwin Castillo. I recognize
Speaker 1: that name. I think it's a sacred guy. Uh hello,
Speaker 1: gay boys. Uh you guys were talking about the rapture.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, yeah about that ship. Yeah, of course
Speaker 1: we talked about it while you're getting ravage and Grocerrica. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Man, I was driving with all my guana friends, my
Speaker 3: little monkeys.
Speaker 1: Scorpions crawling up your asshole, and you're just rotting in
Speaker 1: the desert. Not a desert, but like whatever, not that
Speaker 1: it's quite literally the opposite. But yes, there's no desert there, right,
Speaker 1: I don't think so. I think it's the tropics. I
Speaker 1: don't think you have the room. There's not even like
Speaker 1: a four by four desert four by four patch a
Speaker 1: little patch of sand of sand, yeah, but like like
Speaker 1: a sandbox. Well yeah, well a beach is a desert
Speaker 1: until the water. Basically, are you stupid? Are you stupid?
Speaker 1: What do you mean?
Speaker 3: Are you stupid?
Speaker 1: You know what a desert is? You know what? You
Speaker 1: know what a desert is? I think so, yeah, sand, No,
Speaker 1: that's sand.
Speaker 3: You recard difference, Well, I don't.
Speaker 1: I'm not connected to chatchy BT like you are. Dude,
Speaker 1: I don't know the world. What is it? Doesert? A
Speaker 1: desert is hot sand, it's gonna be that's a tundra.
Speaker 1: Oh it's not a warm a cold desert.
Speaker 3: There can be Arctic deserts.
Speaker 1: That's the thing. That's a tundra.
Speaker 3: No, it's not. Yes, it is not being dumb.
Speaker 1: So a desert, I think, is the desert. I think,
Speaker 1: so what I assume a desert is. Well, I'm giving
Speaker 1: you my propection. I think. I think a desert is
Speaker 1: big sands, big sand, big sand. There can be Arctic deserts.
Speaker 1: What are you saying?
Speaker 3: There can be cold deserts like an Arctica is a
Speaker 3: desert as well too. There's that's a ton and there's
Speaker 3: frozen deserts.
Speaker 1: But Anarctica is a tundra.
Speaker 3: I don't think it's a tund I think. I think
Speaker 3: a tundra is like the northern part of Russia. I
Speaker 3: think that's tundra. No, tundra is a type of environment. Yes,
Speaker 3: I'm aware, but it's not just in Russia. But I
Speaker 3: think like that what that what that biome is is
Speaker 3: a tundra, like northern desert up northern Russia is like
Speaker 3: a tundra.
Speaker 1: It is a tundra, yes, but that is what that.
Speaker 3: Kind of environment is. You define that kind of environment
Speaker 3: to call it tundra. But you see, there's no sand.
Speaker 3: Deserts don't have to have sand. They do, aid deserts.
Speaker 1: Have maybe food deserts don't need sand.
Speaker 3: What is a food desert?
Speaker 1: That's like where there's like no grocery stores within a
Speaker 1: walkable distance of like okay, so what bam?
Speaker 3: That was?
Speaker 1: That was a good one, that was that's right, right, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I think it's the desert. So he's right about everything else. No, no, No,
Speaker 1: deserts are large big sand.
Speaker 3: No deserts are large arid areas if I'm mistaken.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but the arid equal sand. You can't have air
Speaker 1: without sand. No, all right, it's Arizona was named arid zona.
Speaker 1: You know it's actually technically true.
Speaker 3: That might be right.
Speaker 2: Well, it's it's technically like the you're you're you're kind
Speaker 2: of on the mark of why a zone of white
Speaker 2: called Arizona. It's just like, no, A, I've learned this
Speaker 2: too long, so I'm not gonna like remember, but I
Speaker 2: just know it was named for its desert actual. You know,
Speaker 2: I don't know what the word is derived from. I'm
Speaker 2: assuming it's Latin, but I don't remember it was because.
Speaker 1: There's Arctic deserts. I know that for sure. Whatever, I don't,
Speaker 1: I don't believe they're just from frozen places with nothing
Speaker 1: in there. Really, yeah, tundra. So we're gonna move on.
Speaker 1: Here we go, let's get let's get a Google or chat.
Speaker 1: So we were talking. I really I don't care about anything.
Speaker 1: I could be completely wrong. You guys were talking about
Speaker 1: the rapture and how some people might use that as
Speaker 1: a smoke screen to disappear or disappear or disappear all. Yeah,
Speaker 1: because I was like, oh ship, yeah, we didn't talk
Speaker 1: about that with that robot sween. Oh yeah, what do
Speaker 1: you think about about that theory? He's he's googling anything,
Speaker 1: he's trying to find the answer to the desert. The
Speaker 1: desert question, we call that, we call that the d Q. Okay,
Speaker 1: the desert question.
Speaker 3: That's insane.
Speaker 1: That's great that I think the raptors should have stupid.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 3: I think I think if you read the Bible or
Speaker 3: any of the Bible that talks about the rapture revelations,
Speaker 3: you're informed that even the angels at God's side, his
Speaker 3: literal henchmen, don't know when the Raptor is coming. So
Speaker 3: how was some funcked hard idiots?
Speaker 1: Oh sure, yeah, it's all hey, But like we were
Speaker 1: talking about the idea of just like let's say, like
Speaker 1: let's say there's a small community that believes the raptor
Speaker 1: is happening on Wednesday, right, and then Wednesday comes and
Speaker 1: then most most of everybody's still there, but like they
Speaker 1: use the rapture as like an excuse, so like oh
Speaker 1: that that that that woman's pretty hot, and they just
Speaker 1: take her and capture and lock her in a dungeon,
Speaker 1: and then the raptor happens, and then they're like, oh,
Speaker 1: she must have been the only pure person in the
Speaker 1: village that raptured. Doesn't that feel like dangerously close to
Speaker 1: like something that's plausible.
Speaker 2: I'm sure that's like doesn't absolutely occur, Yes, it has,
Speaker 2: you know, people without the excuse.
Speaker 3: Of the pressure.
Speaker 1: That's all time true. They don't really need they don't
Speaker 1: really fit that far ahead anyway. But uh, anyway, so
Speaker 1: he says, there's a supremely depressing HBO show called The
Speaker 1: Leftovers where the premise is two percent of the entire
Speaker 1: population disappears, and there's this funny little subplot about happy
Speaker 1: Days and how the entire cast disappeared, and then people
Speaker 1: finding out that one cast member actually didn't disappear and
Speaker 1: was is hiding out in South America, this plot line
Speaker 1: in the background last the entire show. I watched a
Speaker 1: little bit of The Leftovers, and I couldn't get that
Speaker 1: into it. Is that not the Sun Show? Nope? Isn't
Speaker 1: that what it was? A show called The Leftover? I
Speaker 1: feel like that's what I was watching. Crazy something like
Speaker 1: Richard Cunningham Phonsie or something the podcast or I don't know.
Speaker 1: It all gets mixed up d my research, all right.
Speaker 3: So, so, deserts are areas where it's a streme variety
Speaker 3: of range where it's always drying cold. Tundras and deserts
Speaker 3: are very similar, but they're not the same.
Speaker 1: What are they?
Speaker 3: Tundras refert's high elevation, like high elevation refers.
Speaker 2: To so it was a tundra like the high desert
Speaker 2: of California. Would that be technically it's not high enough,
Speaker 2: maybe think it.
Speaker 3: I think it might technically be, But I feel like
Speaker 3: tuna really always reverse the cold eva like it like
Speaker 3: flag Staff maybe I'm thinking of they said, like where
Speaker 3: northern Rox, Siberia is like in that area of the
Speaker 3: world where like that's high high out longitude.
Speaker 1: All I'm saying is high latitude, yeah, and then really cold.
Speaker 1: All I'm saying is generally like if you if you
Speaker 1: are very.
Speaker 3: Extremely dry, that's what a desert is. It's always hyper
Speaker 3: dry areas.
Speaker 1: But deserts are also cold. They can be cold at night,
Speaker 1: like they're fucking so like That's kind of the thing
Speaker 1: for me is it's like I don't think a desert
Speaker 1: can turn to a hundred at night just because it's cold.
Speaker 1: I think I think tuns of just generally first to
Speaker 1: like blizzard kind of like conditions, frozen conditions Antarctica, these places.
Speaker 3: Yeah, for sure, you're you're correct. You're correct in that
Speaker 3: sense in this part, not the prior what was the
Speaker 3: prior thing that I don't remember, But you know you're
Speaker 3: not right that desert is big sand desert's not always
Speaker 3: big sand. There's arctic cold that's not sand. That's not desert.
Speaker 1: He's getting worked up again again. Stop being so angry.
Speaker 1: Calm down, I'm passionate. That's exactly what fucking everybody says
Speaker 1: before they beat their wives into fucking death.
Speaker 3: I haven't beat Lily yet, and I'm I'm proud of that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it is a key word in that sentence.
Speaker 3: I see it's a word in a sentence. I think
Speaker 3: is the skinny word? Is it?
Speaker 1: Oh? Shard of odium wrote in he says, does the
Speaker 1: sweet animatronic double as a sex doll? I'm sure you
Speaker 1: could charge some gooners to sex up that gap. We
Speaker 1: didn't put a penis on it on purpose. You get
Speaker 1: up and I shows that, show your non penis.
Speaker 3: It's nothing's there. Yeah, we didn't feel like a doll.
Speaker 1: That's crazy. It was too expensive. It looks like a
Speaker 1: child's cheek. That's how well. Yeah, it was just too
Speaker 1: expensive to get into. It was just like it. It
Speaker 1: didn't seem worth the expense. Yeah, yeah, for forty bucks. Yeah,
Speaker 1: the whole project costs us about like fourteen thousand dollars.
Speaker 1: That's a waste. But the forty. The forty dollars for
Speaker 1: the penis was just like a waste, no way, Yeah huge,
Speaker 1: I'm annoyed that we didn't go for the straightened hair. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we kind of fun that. We just kind of like
Speaker 1: scent in like we said that had a picture kind
Speaker 1: of like you do with haircuts, just like this, say.
Speaker 3: No more, Say no more.
Speaker 1: They had it done in minutes. It's kind of crazy
Speaker 1: technologies wild. Now it's Chinese.
Speaker 3: They work man fast.
Speaker 1: There's a couple of dead Chinese. There's there's like a
Speaker 1: dead a finger. They got like cut off videos and
Speaker 1: people getting sucked into the fucking laves. It is insane,
Speaker 1: slave la. It's like a spinny thing.
Speaker 3: Oh the thing that like makes a cement.
Speaker 1: It just turns you in a fucking turns you into.
Speaker 3: I've seen people staying.
Speaker 1: I saw one of those recently, like on my for
Speaker 1: you page. Immediately it was the first thing I saw.
Speaker 1: I was like, all right, well, I'm not gonna I'm
Speaker 1: not really gonna spend much more time on here today.
Speaker 3: The funny they go they go there working by like
Speaker 3: pipe something like that, and then literally like a key
Speaker 3: blast comes out of it and I'm like, oh, that
Speaker 3: is crazy, like like literally it's like a tiny how
Speaker 3: trunks kills eighteen?
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like that.
Speaker 3: Literally, it's like what the fuck?
Speaker 1: And everybody is like, wow, uh back to work. There's
Speaker 1: like a oh no, and everybody's back to work, and
Speaker 1: it's like, oh, it's like how the CEO got murked?
Speaker 1: And then they just kind of went to went to
Speaker 1: the meeting anyway. Yeah, I have to do this.
Speaker 3: They man consider him a human either, that's crazy.
Speaker 1: They were like, yeah, well yeah, they're they're there. They
Speaker 1: are animatronics. Like it's crazy, Like it's that is wild.
Speaker 1: They stepped over that guy basically to go to work. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's like crazy. I wonder who's going to fill in?
Speaker 1: Do I get a promotion? What do I get a promotion?
Speaker 1: I'm sure that was the first questions are going up, right,
Speaker 1: I'm sure at.
Speaker 3: Least with a few months we get another position.
Speaker 1: Right, Well, maybe we don't. Maybe you just need him
Speaker 1: you use a I for what he did.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I am a billionaire and I still need more money.
Speaker 1: Yep, that's so crazy crazy. I think about some of
Speaker 1: I think about what it would take for me to
Speaker 1: genuinely not want any more money, and it's like not
Speaker 1: even close.
Speaker 3: It's not me. It's it's really not very far from
Speaker 3: where I am right now, genuinely, yeah, like genuinely.
Speaker 1: Literally not very like genuinely maybe double maybe a couple
Speaker 1: hundred k you know what I mean.
Speaker 3: Jeny, maybe double what I make now, and I'd already
Speaker 3: be at the point where I'm like, I'm if you
Speaker 3: make four dollars yeah, so solid a year? Yeah yeah,
Speaker 3: eighty out of each other, like sixteen a year.
Speaker 1: Man, do you think No? No, are you sure? I'd
Speaker 1: have to like, I'd have to have to rely on
Speaker 1: the goodwill of others basically again, and I can't do
Speaker 1: that again. Now you've wasted all exactly.
Speaker 3: I have no more good will give them people.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I guess you can. You just got
Speaker 1: to rob people.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but I'm gonna get killed eventually. Yeah, but all
Speaker 3: the people that's worth robbing are gonna try to kill me.
Speaker 1: But you could survive for a year just avoiding getting
Speaker 1: shot in the face. You can't even get shot in
Speaker 1: your flesh wounds and stuff, and patch yourself up with
Speaker 1: what uh switching garbage? Yeah, yeah, fucking pond scum and
Speaker 1: go to the arm You're the arms. They're so sick, dude,
Speaker 1: what do your vein starts wiggling around and sweet?
Speaker 2: Humans are actually like I feel sometimes almost like a
Speaker 2: hypochondriac when like something's slightly wrong with me because I'm
Speaker 2: like historically seeing what some people have endured for many years,
Speaker 2: were like their body's gangrenous and they're just surviving.
Speaker 1: Their sledge coming out of them and they're like still functioning,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, bro, just die, just die, it's over.
Speaker 1: But they're like keep persisting, and I'm like, you'd be
Speaker 1: you'd be okay.
Speaker 3: I think there's a mentality thing for that. I think
Speaker 3: that's what it is. Yeah, the mentality I have, the
Speaker 3: die mentality. I don't have those mentality.
Speaker 1: We'll put it to the test.
Speaker 3: Well, some people get four dollars right now, because it's
Speaker 3: like some people that like that, like they go through
Speaker 3: really just tough circumstances and they're like, you know, I
Speaker 3: made it, I'm happy. And people that like they fucking
Speaker 3: break a fucking glass and they're fucking cooked. Yeah, like
Speaker 3: days are cooked, and it's like what do you?
Speaker 1: What are you? What are you? I would imagine in
Speaker 1: most things, most in most near death scenarios I would
Speaker 1: probably be like, all right, this might as well happen,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. I could see most scenarios
Speaker 1: being like I'm not really going to try to get
Speaker 1: out of this. You know, like if you were sitting
Speaker 1: in your living room right and then you look outside
Speaker 1: and then pillars of fire started emerging from like every
Speaker 1: like like every like five feet.
Speaker 3: I'd worry bother. I'd worry about Lily, but after but
Speaker 3: if it's just me, I'd be like, yeah, well yeah.
Speaker 1: Like I'd probably just sit there. I'd just be like,
Speaker 1: huge fucking tidal wave that's like one hundred feet high
Speaker 1: and it's like coming to your up, like it is
Speaker 1: just just chilling.
Speaker 3: Goal, bring your commands into the bathtub, laid down in
Speaker 3: the bathtub and cover.
Speaker 1: That's all he does.
Speaker 3: Just then then, like when I waked up from being
Speaker 3: unconscious the last like six hours, I'm like, no wear.
Speaker 1: In my head, I'm gonna buy a scuba tank for
Speaker 1: that scenario. Actually, that's a great it's a great idea. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you never know if that might happen. You ever know
Speaker 1: when a.
Speaker 2: Scuba tank might come in fucking asteroid, you know, a
Speaker 2: meteorite fucking hits the the ocean and then huge fucking
Speaker 2: tied oay, like oh.
Speaker 1: And then you just fucking you know, everybody else is drowning,
Speaker 1: but you're fucking like you make it to the surface
Speaker 1: and now you're one of the last people in the
Speaker 1: area alive with nothing to go back to.
Speaker 3: No, if a media hits the ocean, there's far more
Speaker 3: going on than just that, like gets over.
Speaker 1: We're cooked. Hey, I'm gonna the current's gonna take me
Speaker 1: to a really tall building and then I'll that's.
Speaker 3: Not falling over after all this fucking waters. Yeah, people
Speaker 3: people build some buildings for this scenario. Man, they haven't
Speaker 3: you know, they have skyscrapers, they have water scrapers. You know,
Speaker 3: there's actually a bunch of there's a and like scrapers.
Speaker 3: There's this place in I think it's Greenland or it's
Speaker 3: like if a meteorite hits are like if the big
Speaker 3: Yellowstone thing blows up, there's like bunkers there and a
Speaker 3: bunch of rich people have bunkers there, and I'm just
Speaker 3: like I'd love to It's like have them show up
Speaker 3: and then I'm already there and I'm like, hey, guys, yeah,
Speaker 3: you can't come in here.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you start, yeah, blasting the kingdom. Come, I hope
Speaker 1: they're made out of lead, which I feel like they
Speaker 1: would have to be, which is interesting. Shot and freudy
Speaker 1: and slipro and he says hello, Chris rag On, Tom Oh,
Speaker 1: Chris gaig On, Tom Weeny and Derek BBC men he wrote,
Speaker 1: and he says, might need to make some adjustments to that.
Speaker 1: Sweeney animatronic. It doesn't say the N word enough in
Speaker 1: a rough people every five seconds, or reassure itself that
Speaker 1: it's a good person after saying something out of pocket.
Speaker 1: Have a good one, you three little get That is true.
Speaker 1: All of these are accurate to today. Actually, like, you
Speaker 1: haven't said the end word nearly as much as I
Speaker 1: expected you to. R You didn't. You didn't reassure yourself
Speaker 1: that you were a good person. You didn't even say
Speaker 1: anything out of pocket really either. A lot of this
Speaker 1: is weirdly accurate, despite the fact that he wrote this
Speaker 1: before he saw you.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I feel like I'm not used to that out
Speaker 3: of pocket. I get there sometimes, you know, he's moto
Speaker 3: pockets than I do. I think sometimes most.
Speaker 1: Of the time. Yeah, I mean I would say I
Speaker 1: don't know, I would say there's individual moments that are
Speaker 1: more out of pocket than you have been. Yeah, like
Speaker 1: like you're saying you can't believe that the Wrizzler hasn't
Speaker 1: been molested yet. It is probably the craziest thing. I
Speaker 1: don't even remember. Every now and then I'll go back
Speaker 1: and I'll listen to our episodes just to look for
Speaker 1: like clips and stuff, and I'll like, I'll I will
Speaker 1: laugh out loud at some of this ship. I do, Okay,
Speaker 1: I remember the booms.
Speaker 3: I do.
Speaker 1: Kidding, but that is so fucking insane.
Speaker 3: I have a I have a filter because I'm like,
Speaker 3: maybe I shouldn't say if I said everything I thought,
Speaker 3: I'd be like, come and get me.
Speaker 1: Well, yeah, that's most people. They would teleport me out
Speaker 1: of the room. I would teleport away you, just like
Speaker 1: you're Your new style of comedy is just incorporating the
Speaker 1: hard R into everything. So like, oh, you can't be
Speaker 1: free because of that.
Speaker 3: You can't. You can't because that's my exact new formal comedy.
Speaker 3: It's definitely my my backup. It's like it's I said,
Speaker 3: like this, like imagine like you you are, you do
Speaker 3: a front flip right and you fall. You're like you're
Speaker 3: doing a trappee, you know, like a fucking tightrope, right,
Speaker 3: and you do a front up your land, you fuck up? Right,
Speaker 3: might as well sugar pants, you know, might as well
Speaker 3: try to try to divert it from it being you
Speaker 3: yourself really battles on your pants.
Speaker 1: I hope that happens to Benson Boone whenever he does
Speaker 1: his next flip. He does a flip, he breaks his neck,
Speaker 1: his pants, he folds in half, and then he ships
Speaker 1: himself profusely on.
Speaker 3: Stage, Like he looks like a box. That's how fucking
Speaker 3: battle he's broken and get tore it up. And then
Speaker 3: he just ships himself and you're like, well, what's the
Speaker 3: fucking boy? He looks like a box, just like a box.
Speaker 3: It's like a flesh cube.
Speaker 1: He looks like some those things about to pop up.
Speaker 3: Man, I wonder what's the nerverbnd?
Speaker 1: What what are you gonna say?
Speaker 3: It was the most disfigured human ever from an accident,
Speaker 3: But it's like, it's crazy. He looks like a swastika.
Speaker 1: Before I have you said that before? But yes he does. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't know, man, he just looks like crystal around. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he's doing stuff. I'm sure. I don't see him because
Speaker 1: I I don't let myself see disabled people. I don't
Speaker 1: like that. That's pretty cool, man, I have a filter
Speaker 1: built into chrome that that blurs every disabled Damn look
Speaker 1: at that extension.
Speaker 3: I don't want to laugh now to people. I can't
Speaker 3: laugh all day long.
Speaker 1: That's I gotta say that.
Speaker 3: Oh, get sick.
Speaker 1: That Sweeney looks like a smear frame of Derek. That's crazy.
Speaker 3: I just.
Speaker 1: I just remembered something. What happened. It doesn't matter.
Speaker 3: I remember something too, but I'm not gonna know I did.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, it doesn't look at look it. Jesus Christ.
Speaker 1: I can't believe I forgot. Oh remember when I showed
Speaker 1: you that that fucking retard that was threatening to like
Speaker 1: rape that guy? Oh yeah, guess what I forgot? Yeah?
Speaker 1: You forgot to edit. You forgot to edit out of
Speaker 1: course I did. Why did you say anything? If you
Speaker 1: fucking knew? What do you mean? Why didn't I say it?
Speaker 1: I said we should, we should, of course, But I'm
Speaker 1: telling you I forgotten how you said you forgot.
Speaker 2: I would appreciate it, but hey, dummy, you forgot to
Speaker 2: do this. Oh ship, let me cut it out real fast,
Speaker 2: it's been out for way too long.
Speaker 1: I thought it's been a bit of yours to just
Speaker 1: not make any of the edits that I requested. No speaking,
Speaker 1: I think it's funny, but like single time I feel
Speaker 1: like I've said something, It's not every single time, but
Speaker 1: it's been it's a line sometimes it is funny to me,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, I don't know. The big one was
Speaker 1: like the white the white versions of us. It was
Speaker 1: like I wanted like where I was like, hey, can
Speaker 1: we put this in the episode? It's the one note
Speaker 1: I have. I said that in the episode. It was like,
Speaker 1: it's the one note I have. Just put the white
Speaker 1: the white photoshop of us, and just so I just
Speaker 1: thought it was a bit you were doing of just
Speaker 1: like saying I was gonna you were gonna edit stuff
Speaker 1: and then just not do it. Because I do think
Speaker 1: it's funny that it shows up that way because people
Speaker 1: comment about it and then it makes you know it's
Speaker 1: engagement and stuff. But there is uh so I'll what
Speaker 1: it's not Doxing did himself. No, he didn't, that's the
Speaker 1: old This is the only one where I've actually that's
Speaker 1: the only time I've ever mentioned on the show because like,
Speaker 1: ah fuck, it just hit me right now that I'm like, oh,
Speaker 1: I legit forgot to do that, but you just remember
Speaker 1: that now, just right now, I really thought no. I
Speaker 1: was like, oh fuck, even though like I like, I said,
Speaker 1: that guy's a piece of ship and he did it himself,
Speaker 1: so I'm kind of like, I don't feel bad, but
Speaker 1: I was also like, god, damn it, Like I'm really, huh,
Speaker 1: that's crazy. What did you remember?
Speaker 3: Nothing?
Speaker 1: Really? Thanks?
Speaker 3: Oh shit, really, I don't know what's I don't I'm
Speaker 3: fucking scared.
Speaker 1: Really do you really just not remember when you remember?
Speaker 3: I was remembering something and then my memory started remembering it,
Speaker 3: but that I forgot.
Speaker 1: He's running out of hard drive space. Yeah damn, he's
Speaker 1: filling up too quick.
Speaker 3: I was gonna remember, but I forgot to remember.
Speaker 1: I forgot to remember. Anyway, Sweeney looks like a smear
Speaker 1: frame of Derek. He says, what's up, slimers. Since we
Speaker 1: made the groundbreaking discovery the Thailand all causes autism, I
Speaker 1: have a game for you. Oh cool, you are given
Speaker 1: the power to give people autism by watching one video
Speaker 1: of your choosing. Not only will this be guarantee a
Speaker 1: guaranteed effect, but the government will talk about it in
Speaker 1: the same way that they did the title on all
Speaker 1: except this will all be real. Which video you're choosing?
Speaker 1: The horse? No, the horse is a solid one. That's
Speaker 1: a good one because that's a quick one. You could
Speaker 1: get people before they even realize what happened.
Speaker 3: Yeah, for me would be the video of that guy
Speaker 3: like follow his friend and he gets hit by our
Speaker 3: best remember that video of the train video, or like
Speaker 3: the guy followed should remembers. It's a thing where someone's
Speaker 3: some guy's friend is tailing another dude and he's tailing him.
Speaker 1: In the car and then he gets hit by the
Speaker 1: car by Yeah, he's stressing him out, he's making him
Speaker 1: think he's being followed. Yea, and he speeds and then
Speaker 1: he hits the train.
Speaker 3: Yeah it's funny.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's funny to you.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's funny because it's funny because he's gonna have
Speaker 3: to go to that funeral and holy ship, I was
Speaker 3: just playing a really stupid joke on my friend.
Speaker 1: Admit that that was not me. I would. I would that.
Speaker 2: You just kind of twisted a little bit, like you
Speaker 2: guys were just you know, it was just a freak accident.
Speaker 3: I wasn't there.
Speaker 1: I wasn't there there. Might you know, I'd be like,
Speaker 1: oh no, you can't say that, because then if footage
Speaker 1: gets out you were like, you're in a car, You're
Speaker 1: in a card is not yours exactly? To whatever? It's
Speaker 1: all who cares.
Speaker 3: That's actually really a lot of about your stand up.
Speaker 2: That's why I feel good Like your doing doing porn
Speaker 2: now is pretty great because now you can just be like, oh,
Speaker 2: it's ai.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what I do that, that's what you do
Speaker 1: if people have already discovered your port and you've already
Speaker 1: covered for it. Yeah, it's just like I say, I, man.
Speaker 3: That's pretty keep sending looped to the angle my face.
Speaker 1: I'm like, I, that's anyway I would choose the spinning rat.
Speaker 1: You's got way too many people. That video has an end,
Speaker 1: It doesn't matter. It's like it's just watching the video,
Speaker 1: doesn't Oh okay, as soon as you like lay your
Speaker 1: eyes on it. As soon as you lay your eyes
Speaker 1: on it.
Speaker 3: It's like that thing we were talking about, like if
Speaker 3: autism you can become a zombie. Remember, oh yeah, look
Speaker 3: at people. You gotta like you gotta like look away
Speaker 3: and you can't think you've seen people. You saw people
Speaker 3: work too.
Speaker 1: I forgot what the context of that was.
Speaker 3: It's terrifying.
Speaker 1: There's a YouTube poop that.
Speaker 2: It has the Rock and Stone Cold, you know, going
Speaker 2: back and forth, and there's one part that was I
Speaker 2: have and laughed this hard in a long time where
Speaker 2: instead of stone Calds saying what, it just makes him say.
Speaker 1: Wow and the crowd saying wow and wow Wow. It's
Speaker 1: I think you shared that on Instagram.
Speaker 3: I did.
Speaker 1: I was like, I was crying when I saw. I
Speaker 1: can't believe I've ever seen that. Wow.
Speaker 3: There was something that something that Lyle set me a
Speaker 3: few days ago that I could not stop laughing at.
Speaker 1: Lyle's got in eclectic taste. He sends me stuff like
Speaker 1: normally people have like a type of thing they send me,
Speaker 1: you know, like that's the like you with just the
Speaker 1: N word over and over.
Speaker 3: No, I've got I've got a little better.
Speaker 1: It's either just racism where people getting hurt real bad
Speaker 1: from you. But Lyle sends me like stuff from all
Speaker 1: over Like he's a well read he's a well read garbage.
Speaker 1: He's a connoisseur of trash, a well read garbage. He's
Speaker 1: a garbage man like if the Internet were to become
Speaker 1: like a community, like if we were like whished away
Speaker 1: into like some fucking home stuck or like vr fucking
Speaker 1: version of whatever this world is, a lot would be
Speaker 1: a fucking garbage man. Because he's always it'd be a
Speaker 1: good one too. He's waiting through trash, he's always like,
Speaker 1: this is a nugget. I think you'd like this one.
Speaker 3: He sent me a video of three little people fighting one.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I have seen that, like it.
Speaker 3: It keeps showing up on my f is that the
Speaker 3: first hit to one of them knocks dude, he destroys
Speaker 3: that guy.
Speaker 1: The first one is missing an arm. I'm pretty sure,
Speaker 1: yes he is. He is missing an arm, and he
Speaker 1: just fucking cold cox him like they're not even complete.
Speaker 1: It was kind of like almost a cheap shot, even
Speaker 1: though it wasn't because like they were starting to engage
Speaker 1: when he just you're not even like for entertainment purposes,
Speaker 1: You're you're not even gonna try to make it interesting.
Speaker 1: I would argue, you love that stuff. I would argue
Speaker 1: every shot against a person with one arm is achieving.
Speaker 3: Bro, It's so fucked up because then like because you're like, oh,
Speaker 3: You're not gonna lock in all the way against these enemies, right,
Speaker 3: You're gonna It's it's like using your ault on the beginning,
Speaker 3: gonna gave enemies at the end, like you already finished
Speaker 3: the game, like I'm gonna go I'm going hard. I'm
Speaker 3: going hard.
Speaker 1: It's like, why did he do that? He was so
Speaker 1: cold about I think he just walked away like he
Speaker 1: didn't give a ship and he just celebrated. He's like
Speaker 1: Erica Kirk. Yeah, it's just like a weekly It's like
Speaker 1: everything's fun, everything's great. I'm gonna do I'm gonna do
Speaker 1: more podcasts. Yeah, that shit's crazy, by the way it is.
Speaker 1: I think people were being a little bit weird about her,
Speaker 1: just because, like I do think it's a weird I
Speaker 1: could see that psychologically fucking you up to the point
Speaker 1: where nothing you do make sense. But like, I don't know, man,
Speaker 1: I would I would probably like spend at least a
Speaker 1: month with my family. I would for something opting purpose. Dude.
Speaker 2: Yeah, just like even if you don't feel a certain way,
Speaker 2: it's like, hey, man, I know how this looks, so
Speaker 2: let's just chill.
Speaker 1: And then enough time. Pastors like they will do the
Speaker 1: Batista celebrit I'm just saying, like I understand. I'm just
Speaker 1: saying I understand that the like the fallacy of it
Speaker 1: where it's just like, yeah, I mean like I've I've
Speaker 1: had days where it's just like the worst day of
Speaker 1: my life, and then I've smiled like an hour later,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, Like I get it, like there's.
Speaker 3: Gonna be definitely laughed while crying, yes.
Speaker 1: Sure, or just like even just the day of something
Speaker 1: like bad, Like I get it, Like it's out of context.
Speaker 1: I I'm sympathetic to that, but it's also like, dude,
Speaker 1: like spend some time, like take a fucking break. It
Speaker 1: felt weird. You know, it's weird. It's weird. Politics, man,
Speaker 1: everything you do has got to be calculating. You gotta
Speaker 1: be on the algorithm all the time.
Speaker 2: Yeah, And so like these times now we're in an
Speaker 2: era where, say, first of all, post truth, nothing matters anymore.
Speaker 2: And then also when it comes to like empathy and
Speaker 2: a way to behave with like mores and etiquette doesn't matter.
Speaker 2: So even though like let's say ten fifteen years ago,
Speaker 2: this would have been so fucking bizarre, but now it's
Speaker 2: kind of par for the course, so it doesn't really matter.
Speaker 1: I love it.
Speaker 3: I love when I love people taking arguments out of
Speaker 3: bad faith and standing by them. And it's like, what
Speaker 3: did you see that fucking graft that people are circulating
Speaker 3: right now on the right where it's like, oh, look
Speaker 3: at the left wing violence is spiking like after a
Speaker 3: thirty year high or something.
Speaker 2: And in the graph it shows yellow for left and
Speaker 2: then gray for right. Dude, the gray is ninety percent
Speaker 2: of the graph. It is littered with gray, and then
Speaker 2: it's showing these little spikes of the of the left
Speaker 2: and they're.
Speaker 1: Like, look, the left's going crazy, and I'm like, oh
Speaker 1: my god, because the left wing stuff is always like
Speaker 1: high profile stuff. It's always like targeted, like like important
Speaker 1: people or like things or like you know, big movements.
Speaker 1: They don't count, like the fucking dude who's just like
Speaker 1: piss off at his wife who bombs an abortion clinic
Speaker 1: and nobody cares about it because it's it's I just
Speaker 1: don't like you know what I mean, Like that's that's
Speaker 1: kind of the reason it. Dude, using that graph though even.
Speaker 2: I know, yeah, it's like I have to have a pizza, right,
Speaker 2: So using a pie chart and then eight, No, let's
Speaker 2: just say seven slices of pepperoni, one of them sausage.
Speaker 1: And all the things. They know, they know it's saus
Speaker 1: they know it's disingenuous. It's the same. It's the same
Speaker 1: people like we were told you go to college. College
Speaker 1: is stupid, but they're sending all their kids to college.
Speaker 1: It's like they know it's bullshit. Like it's the same thing.
Speaker 1: It's like, oh, how many trans shooters have there been?
Speaker 1: What like ninety percent of the ninety plus percent of them?
Speaker 1: Like straight white men too many? What doesn't mean that?
Speaker 1: Like what do you okay bands straight white men from
Speaker 1: having guns? You would never do that or you would
Speaker 1: never do that. So it's just it's all they know.
Speaker 1: It's it's phony, baloney, phony, erroneous, malarkey, phony, bolognyrony.
Speaker 3: You just starting, you just start raining light They just
Speaker 3: really like, is that like it's a serious rain store,
Speaker 3: every water.
Speaker 1: Of lightning where it's just that place has gone wherever
Speaker 1: the tears rain where it's like fucking glass, dude, If
Speaker 1: whatever place that would be would just be missing, like
Speaker 1: that would just be a missing place, it'd be.
Speaker 2: Like, oh, well, yeah, I'm so glad that like we
Speaker 2: haven't you know, this world hasn't been turned into like
Speaker 2: what we fuck things the elements up so badly that
Speaker 2: all of a sudden we start forming like because you
Speaker 2: know how like acid rain is a thing, but then
Speaker 2: like it becomes like really bad, like say like that
Speaker 2: like glass rain type ship.
Speaker 3: I give it, I give us, I give us. Like
Speaker 3: probably when we're at the twilights of our lives, like
Speaker 3: in our seventies and eighties, the planet's gonna be hilarious,
Speaker 3: like Earth is going to be hull.
Speaker 1: It's gonna be so different.
Speaker 3: It's gonna be hilariously bad, like we're gonna blink our eyes.
Speaker 3: That's why, like I think, genuine it's not worth having,
Speaker 3: Like having kids is abuse actually like straight up now.
Speaker 1: Technically, but it's like it's it's it makes more sense
Speaker 1: to adopt really yeah, if anything, if you're gonna if
Speaker 1: you gonna yes, yeh, because some people aren't gonna stop
Speaker 1: and then so take care of those kids already.
Speaker 3: Gonna be yeah, But to have children is genuinely.
Speaker 1: Like technically, I genuinely, I genuinely I'm not it's irresponsible. Man.
Speaker 1: I think by twenty thirty this country is gonna have
Speaker 1: a different name. It could, it could, yeah, I think authentically,
Speaker 1: like I think, what is the what is the over
Speaker 1: under lit'sten? What do you think I give us three years?
Speaker 1: Oh max for like for the country of uh different name?
Speaker 1: Or you know, for like how much time? How much
Speaker 1: time we have left? Oh?
Speaker 3: You know for America it's a break or like yeah, humanity.
Speaker 1: Well that's Humanity's gonna last way long because it's stubborn.
Speaker 1: What percentage do you think that uh Trump will circumvent
Speaker 1: the twenty second and run again? Uh? I think I
Speaker 1: think they'll die before that.
Speaker 3: If he doesn't pass away before that, then he's gonna
Speaker 3: try to run.
Speaker 1: He will try again. You think like like a certain
Speaker 1: that I'll try.
Speaker 3: To try again. I think he won't win, but I
Speaker 3: think he'll try again.
Speaker 1: Don't think it's a certain day. I think it's a
Speaker 1: very high likelihood. I think ultimately what percig I think
Speaker 1: what maybe is more likely is that like he's just
Speaker 1: old and probably just doesn't want to do it anymore,
Speaker 1: and so I'll just relinquish it to a loyalist, like
Speaker 1: something like Jdvans is like yo, you get it now,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean? Like I think that's more
Speaker 1: likely trying to run again. I would love that because
Speaker 1: j we could fucking you get trounced. Maybe maybe, I
Speaker 1: don't know. He the only thing they can do is
Speaker 1: is completely well you know, like you know, like they
Speaker 1: tried to steal it the last time with fake electors,
Speaker 1: so this time not their empower. I hate that. It's
Speaker 1: the opposite where it's like, oh, they stole it. They
Speaker 1: stole it. Why why the left wasn't in power and
Speaker 1: then they couldn't keep it while they're in power? Yeah,
Speaker 1: and then why did they steal it this time? Exactly?
Speaker 2: And then so what might happen this time is while
Speaker 2: the right wasn't in power, they actually did technically steal
Speaker 2: it with there's a lot of evidence that people just
Speaker 2: aren't talking about it's crazy because they know it's not
Speaker 2: going to matter. And then now that they're in power,
Speaker 2: they might keep it like the way that obviously the
Speaker 2: left would have done if they stole it the first time.
Speaker 3: Like you know what I'm saying, Like, I don't think
Speaker 3: I don't think he'd win, but I think he will try.
Speaker 3: He will definitely try. Why don't you think he would
Speaker 3: have the problem? I just don't think.
Speaker 1: I don't think.
Speaker 3: I think he's losing the favor of the people. So
Speaker 3: I think he's very much a lost favor of the people.
Speaker 1: If you like to believe that. If he's going to
Speaker 1: ignore the twenty second Amendment, why wouldn't he just do
Speaker 1: ship up to win? That's true, That's why. That's that's
Speaker 1: the thing.
Speaker 2: Where to me, if he does, I'm telling you right now,
Speaker 2: if if he survives and he runs.
Speaker 1: Again, I am leaving unless.
Speaker 3: Like oh no, no, no, you have to like if
Speaker 3: if he if he runs again and he has any
Speaker 3: sort of steam and it's not immediately eradicated, you should
Speaker 3: leave the country. It's like actually like being like it's
Speaker 3: to me, cook now that's it. It's going to be
Speaker 3: trump Land, like it's to.
Speaker 1: Me, it's more of it. It's more of moral it's
Speaker 1: more of a moral thing than anything.
Speaker 2: Like if he legitimately, we were gonna like we put
Speaker 2: in this thing, you know, obviously to stop because like
Speaker 2: you know, the the the the you know, the New
Speaker 2: Deal and socialist policies were happening. People were thriving, and
Speaker 2: they wanted to stop that obviously, I think. And then
Speaker 2: the next few presidents started to you know, do corporatist
Speaker 2: stuff and then Reagan ruined everything blah blah blah. But
Speaker 2: the thing is, you know, repealing glass steel, a lot
Speaker 2: of stuff was happening. So but to me, it's just
Speaker 2: like out of principle if it's like, we're not gonna
Speaker 2: follow this fucking rule, like we're gonna make this exception
Speaker 2: for you, so you can just be like a king
Speaker 2: and keep running and running and being like Putin or
Speaker 2: something like, I'm gone at a principle, not that like
Speaker 2: we still might be fine in California for years to come,
Speaker 2: but just at a principle, like this country is not
Speaker 2: the United.
Speaker 1: States of America anymore. This is stupid.
Speaker 2: I don't want to be a part of this project anymore.
Speaker 2: That's just basically how. That's just that's me though I'm
Speaker 2: talking about me.
Speaker 1: I don't. I'm not here because it's the US. I'm
Speaker 1: just here because I'm you know, I'm here. Yeah, that's
Speaker 1: kind of how.
Speaker 3: I don't have the loyalty to America that would keep
Speaker 3: me here.
Speaker 1: I just don't. I don't have to it. I have
Speaker 1: loyalty to my friends and family.
Speaker 3: I do, that's true, But that's really it but at
Speaker 3: the same time as like, if I don't know, if
Speaker 3: everybody wants to go, I'll go.
Speaker 1: But like I mean if everybody, if you're I'm not
Speaker 1: gonna go to fucking like that's the thing too, is
Speaker 1: like fashion thing is on the rise everywhere. It's like,
Speaker 1: I don't know where you would really go, man, not
Speaker 1: like dude, Australia is actually pretty sweet. Australia is pretty good,
Speaker 1: but I'm not feeling pretty sweet upside down. And they're
Speaker 1: fucking weird. They got spiders at rape on their toilet's
Speaker 1: flush wrong, Like what the.
Speaker 3: I think this is the thing?
Speaker 1: Right?
Speaker 3: I think I My brain is like this, At what
Speaker 3: point do you do you stay in a burning house
Speaker 3: and your family's in a burning house or do you
Speaker 3: try to get them out? And if you try to
Speaker 3: come out and they want to sit down, but you
Speaker 3: can seem to stay there? That's respective. I love I
Speaker 3: love my family. I love them, I really, really really do.
Speaker 3: But I knew even before I went I have to
Speaker 3: leave my family to become a better version of myself.
Speaker 3: So I had to leave. You know, at a certain point,
Speaker 3: you have to have it.
Speaker 1: You have it, you're worse.
Speaker 3: I think in many ways. In many ways, I am worse. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: but at least I got to this worse on my own,
Speaker 3: not dragging them with me. You know, the reality is due.
Speaker 1: Most people, I would rather stay and suffer.
Speaker 2: That's why, Like when you look at everybody, because obviously
Speaker 2: no one wanted this Mexico. For example, no one wanted
Speaker 2: to leave Mexico when like NAFTA and GAT started destroying
Speaker 2: their fucking economy. They there was a percentage them that
Speaker 2: were forced to because they're like, I need to make
Speaker 2: money and provide for my family. And then there was
Speaker 2: a lot of people that most people stayed there and uh,
Speaker 2: they're you know, they died off, or they got fucked
Speaker 2: over by the cartel, whatever that happened, but they stayed
Speaker 2: there because they're like, this is my home.
Speaker 1: I'm not going anywhere. I don't have that, like especially
Speaker 1: not with the internet. I'm I can't talk to anybody anywhere,
Speaker 1: And how do I live here?
Speaker 3: And goes to Midwest?
Speaker 1: Right now?
Speaker 3: To go to Midwest, I'll be like, I'm down to go,
Speaker 3: let's go buy.
Speaker 1: The thing for me is I don't know the country
Speaker 1: that I don't think.
Speaker 2: The problem money money, money, I'm talking about for like
Speaker 2: abandoning it because it sucks stick.
Speaker 3: Oh no, no, but I'm saying like right now, like
Speaker 3: let's say, like everybody's like Cali's too expensive, let's move
Speaker 3: to the Midwest.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I see what you're saying.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'll go buy a bunch of hot buy a
Speaker 3: huge house.
Speaker 1: I seriously, it's just I don't know, I don't see
Speaker 1: the problems getting better in general, because I think I
Speaker 1: think the the core problem that is happening here isn't
Speaker 1: It might not be happening everywhere else in the same way,
Speaker 1: but I just think it's like a matter of time
Speaker 1: because a lot of this is just unchecked algorithms and
Speaker 1: like just a lot of corporate corruption which doesn't just
Speaker 1: exist here. And so for me, it's just kind of
Speaker 1: like I don't really know where you would go that
Speaker 1: wouldn't eventually just become this.
Speaker 2: I think, you know, it takes sol because like a
Speaker 2: lot of the other parts of the world have so
Speaker 2: much more history. In the United States, it's very young. Sure,
Speaker 2: they haven't experienced a lot of like horrible shit that
Speaker 2: a lot of them that they've done, and they've put
Speaker 2: into safeguards to make sure. It's why they still have
Speaker 2: universal healthcare every everywhere, even though their corporatist people in
Speaker 2: their countries would love to repeal it, right, and they're trying,
Speaker 2: they're trying, but it has doesn't happen, and what like
Speaker 2: it's like but the idea of being not yet is
Speaker 2: not a good idea, Like it's like a slippery slope thing.
Speaker 1: Sure, let me not do something because this might happen.
Speaker 1: I think, I think the like, if I were to
Speaker 1: leave the country, I would, I would, I would. I
Speaker 1: would prefer to just leave the planet really well. And
Speaker 1: if you can't think everything that's wrong here is just
Speaker 1: going to spa. It's all AI ship that's just not
Speaker 1: going to stop. And I just I don't know where
Speaker 1: you would. I don't know where you would go that's
Speaker 1: immune to what's happening now.
Speaker 3: I've just seen that vote that validate you staying in
Speaker 3: a place that is objectively probably on the worst end
Speaker 3: of it.
Speaker 1: I mean for me, it's more just a matter of
Speaker 1: convenience really, but but I like, when does.
Speaker 3: The convenience get too much? Like I think that's the
Speaker 3: thing is that like I leaving I've I think I
Speaker 3: think leaving America prop's perspective of how much better things
Speaker 3: can be other places, because America we're very we're very
Speaker 3: global centric. We are we are Unfortunately we are the
Speaker 3: the like if if aliens came from space, any wanted
Speaker 3: to check out the world, to not go anywhere in
Speaker 3: Europe there, I mean here, they would either come here
Speaker 3: with China coming, I'd come here. You probably go to
Speaker 3: China and then here. I think it's it's like this
Speaker 3: is the way you get China.
Speaker 1: There's way more people Like I feel like if you
Speaker 1: were to look at like human, there's more people there
Speaker 1: that must be most people, just like.
Speaker 3: I think it was because of the fact that we
Speaker 3: are the we are the best semple size of all
Speaker 3: groups of people on the plane.
Speaker 1: I don't think that would matter to that. I think
Speaker 1: they would just.
Speaker 3: Think that would I think that would be like, oh
Speaker 3: where because we're all the same to them, because yeah,
Speaker 3: we would just be humans different.
Speaker 1: Colors, like like looking at lizards and.
Speaker 3: The most humans go completely here, Like where do most
Speaker 3: humans go? The most humans come here? You know, immigration wise,
Speaker 3: I guess you know we are. I don't think they're
Speaker 3: looking at that though. I think they would if they
Speaker 3: want to get a better grasp of humanity as a whole. Well,
Speaker 3: that's what I would do. You're going to a serving side.
Speaker 1: If I was an alien I came here, I would
Speaker 1: blow it up immediately. I wouldn't even to well, I
Speaker 1: would observe how humans operate, and no.
Speaker 3: Guys are moving.
Speaker 2: I was talking to Jojo the other day and she
Speaker 2: made a she said she was some author or something
Speaker 2: has like a I don't know, I don't know if
Speaker 2: it was a series or whatever. It was making the
Speaker 2: arguments that agriculture, like you know, destroyed like how humans
Speaker 2: used to live, and then it got us to where
Speaker 2: we are now, and then it's led to greed and
Speaker 2: all these horrible problems.
Speaker 1: And I was saying, well, I'm the agriculture. We wouldn't be.
Speaker 2: Here without agriculture, you know, like I think the natural
Speaker 2: disasters might have made humans go extinct without agriculture, because
Speaker 2: there wouldn't have been as many of us. And then
Speaker 2: she replied with She's like, well, maybe that wasn't such
Speaker 2: a bad idea, and I was, and I thought about
Speaker 2: those like maybe we should have went extinct.
Speaker 3: I think there's certain there's certain aspects we should have
Speaker 3: should have been as abundant as we.
Speaker 1: Are, there's certain aspects of technology right where like, I
Speaker 1: feel like we should not have gotten to this point yet.
Speaker 1: You know, I don't think we're evolved enough to have
Speaker 1: things like the Internet.
Speaker 3: I think we cheated, clearly. Not clearly. I think there's
Speaker 3: a lot of things that were created that we stumbled
Speaker 3: into it, and it's by the grace of us being
Speaker 3: what we are, we were able to understand it better
Speaker 3: than we should have, and it's led to the problems
Speaker 3: we have. Clearly, Internet dude, Clearly, weaponry, clearly weaponry that
Speaker 3: electric bills are gonna go crazy with this A. I
Speaker 3: agreed that they're trying to fucking work up. I already,
Speaker 3: I just got mine.
Speaker 1: It's already crazy. It's already. I get seven hundred bucks
Speaker 1: for my election, seven hundred dollars. I have never paid
Speaker 1: that much money in my life. Yeah, mine was just
Speaker 1: a little shy of three hundred.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's usually it's usually three hundred on the high end.
Speaker 2: Not for what Yeah, for me in the way that
Speaker 2: I would use it, it was No, I didn't. Mine
Speaker 2: was much more. Especially I just had one of those
Speaker 2: single wall unit type things and a portable one, so
Speaker 2: I didn'tn't use that much, and uh, I thought we
Speaker 2: did jump so and they're like, no, you use this
Speaker 2: much and I was like, bro, something, so I we're
Speaker 2: already feeling it because I would normally mine would be
Speaker 2: around one hundred is just a little bit over on
Speaker 2: the highest, it would be closer to two hundred and
Speaker 2: now immediately even when we were trying to be yeah.
Speaker 1: It's usually around like like deep two hundreds, early three hundred.
Speaker 1: This rum this room alone really is so seven is
Speaker 1: that is nuts? That is I'm like, I couldn't believe
Speaker 1: that ship. Brother, It's like did the wattage match? What?
Speaker 1: Did it actually make sense? I haven't looked into it.
Speaker 1: I just I just saw it upset like it. I
Speaker 1: just saw it recently. I was like, I can't fucking
Speaker 1: but I did see that it was happening like all
Speaker 1: over there was happening in like Ohio, and I saw
Speaker 1: the graphs. Did you see the graphs of Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: it's going it's skyrocketing because we're I think we're priming
Speaker 1: to subsidize all these fucking AI grids And it's like, what,
Speaker 1: first of all, you pay for it, motherfucker. That's insane
Speaker 1: that I have to subsidize your fucking just so I
Speaker 1: can ask J G GPT how how big is it?
Speaker 1: Dick supposed to be fucking insane? What a waste? But
Speaker 1: this is insane. These the like all this stuff that
Speaker 1: you're saying.
Speaker 2: This is why, at an extremely accelerating rate in this country,
Speaker 2: a lot of people are going to leave the country,
Speaker 2: not even just go to the Midwest, because is not
Speaker 2: only that agriculture is being fucked, especially because deals that
Speaker 2: we normally make around the world, they're like sobean like
Speaker 2: fuck America, Like we're not We're gonna deal with other
Speaker 2: people because you're untrustworthy.
Speaker 1: You're your ter not the setting stone.
Speaker 3: Crazy.
Speaker 1: It's just like, you know, like democrats maintain the status quo.
Speaker 1: That's what they want.
Speaker 2: Democrats because their corporat is and they allow them to
Speaker 2: thrive and just their regular commerce, which is still fucked
Speaker 2: up for us. But now you have robber baron shit
Speaker 2: which is unstable, and most of them hate that and
Speaker 2: they're like, we got to work with people who have
Speaker 2: stable systems, and so we're gonna get fucked so hard
Speaker 2: that I'm like, god, damn it, man, because I let's
Speaker 2: be real I don't want to leave.
Speaker 1: What the hell I'm lazy too. Like the worry that
Speaker 1: I have is like you can only go to a
Speaker 1: place that's there's there's two types of places really. There
Speaker 1: are places that are exploiting people and benefiting from it,
Speaker 1: and then there are places that are being exploited megahar
Speaker 1: by the places that are exploiting their own people as well.
Speaker 1: Any great, it's like every country that is in the
Speaker 1: United States or like China or like you know, the
Speaker 1: main places in Europe, maybe Japan is just like resource
Speaker 1: gathering for those major bodies. It's why like like you
Speaker 1: can't have, like you can't realistically have like a like
Speaker 1: a first world democracy everywhere because like we operate at
Speaker 1: the behest of the fact that other places can be
Speaker 1: taken advantage of in that way, I agree, And so
Speaker 1: like I don't know where you would go that isn't
Speaker 1: just like a different version of this in some way,
Speaker 1: shape or form. It might be in a different stage
Speaker 1: or whatever. But like the AI shit is getting crazy
Speaker 1: and that's never gonna slow down. Like that's just that's
Speaker 1: a genie that's out of the bottle, you know what
Speaker 1: I mean. So, like I I don't know, man, I
Speaker 1: just look at it as like there's a devil. I
Speaker 1: know I have. I have a grasp of things here,
Speaker 1: like I understand things. If I go somewhere else, I'm like,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna have different problems that I'm not gonna know
Speaker 1: what the fucking They're gonna be a lot. You sound
Speaker 1: like like you're you're not a country bumpkin, because I
Speaker 1: don't know. I just mean like well, I just mean
Speaker 1: like I also just have a philosophy of just like
Speaker 1: when things are out of order, I just I don't
Speaker 1: like the idea of just like running away. I think
Speaker 1: you just kind of leave things to faster and then
Speaker 1: you just go somewhere else and then like the same
Speaker 1: thing's happened there and then and eventually you're gonna run
Speaker 1: out of places to go. So like that's kind of
Speaker 1: how I feel about them, just like whatever else, I
Speaker 1: don't think that especially like leave if people like us,
Speaker 1: we'll see look at like I don't at this point,
Speaker 1: like I'm already kind of like, oh, this place is
Speaker 1: going to be cooked eventually, right, you know? The United
Speaker 1: States just unfortunately the robber barons, like it's the guilded,
Speaker 1: they just coming back whatever, what are you gonna do
Speaker 1: about that?
Speaker 2: There are other playing places on the world. If if
Speaker 2: people like us that are just on the level start
Speaker 2: moving to concentrated areas kind of like say, like New Zealand,
Speaker 2: Why New Zealand's doing so well, Why the Scandinavian country
Speaker 2: is doing so well. There's a lot of people that
Speaker 2: are in these countries, and they're like, we understand these systems.
Speaker 2: They work well, people are thriving on average, people have
Speaker 2: better jobs, they have better healthcare, they have fucking they
Speaker 2: can go on vacation for fucking many months, and like
Speaker 2: all these things that they have that are infinitely better
Speaker 2: than what's happening over here for sure. And the thing is,
Speaker 2: I'm like, why would we not try to go over
Speaker 2: there and replicate that and maintain that process. There's too
Speaker 2: many stupid people over here that never even got to
Speaker 2: experiencing that stuff, So there's nothing that we can do.
Speaker 2: They're like, oh, our ship's the best, you know, like
Speaker 2: under our system, and they just they just don't know
Speaker 2: any better.
Speaker 1: But I think where he was about to turn murderous. Wait,
Speaker 1: I'm not supposed to kill I think I feel I
Speaker 1: think a lot of how how I feel it is
Speaker 1: gonna be shaped based on like how what happens in
Speaker 1: New York. Okay, with that's good, Like I think that's
Speaker 1: gonna be. That's gonna be like my barometer for like
Speaker 1: how to feel.
Speaker 3: Going another lunch moment. There are moments where like things
Speaker 3: really matter. I think him winning and seeing like I'm
Speaker 3: giving him like six seven months to see what happens
Speaker 3: the things he says can be done immediately. Yeah, so
Speaker 3: I want to see what happens.
Speaker 1: Such a lot of things that he is proposing has
Speaker 1: been done before.
Speaker 3: No, no, no, I know affect immediately. They don't have
Speaker 3: to like wait for them to effect it, like, oh,
Speaker 3: this is gonna happen. You can do the freeze the moment.
Speaker 1: You can.
Speaker 2: Like some people are you know, they're trying to say like, oh,
Speaker 2: he's proposing all these radical ideas and he's like no,
Speaker 2: He's like these are.
Speaker 1: These are have done some of this ship before and
Speaker 1: it's I gonna be honest, man, Like I don't even
Speaker 1: get like the thing for that is like.
Speaker 3: I don't.
Speaker 1: I just want a different person, you know what I mean?
Speaker 1: I just want something different than what we've seen there,
Speaker 1: And like that to me is like, I don't what,
Speaker 1: I don't care if it's even somebody like Thomas Massey,
Speaker 1: you know that guy when yeah, like whatever like that
Speaker 1: to me is like he's crazy for a number of reasons,
Speaker 1: but at least he's like at least I get it,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean? That seems like a person.
Speaker 1: Why aren't I running? I'm not old enough. Also, I
Speaker 1: think I would hate it. I don't know how John.
Speaker 1: I wonder John Stewart's gonna be the big thing, Like
Speaker 1: I wonder if he's gonna do something.
Speaker 3: I think he's gonna do it, and I think he's
Speaker 3: going to hate it. I think he's gonna hate it.
Speaker 3: I think he I think he's probably gonna win and
Speaker 3: he's gonna hate it. He's gonna be like I don't want.
Speaker 1: To do this. I hate this, of course, But that's
Speaker 1: that we want. We want the people that don't want
Speaker 1: to be in power. The big problem is they don't
Speaker 1: believe as soon as they're done.
Speaker 3: The big problem with America right now is that we
Speaker 3: have to we have to like realign with truth. WHOA,
Speaker 3: that's crazy, it's crazy, it's insane, it's insane.
Speaker 1: What about Cligger exactly? That's is that good?
Speaker 3: What about clank n word?
Speaker 1: Whoa he's he's getting some of those classic trades backing though.
Speaker 1: You just want the two g's in there, right, yeah,
Speaker 1: I do.
Speaker 3: It's so good.
Speaker 1: Does make it?
Speaker 3: It makes everything better?
Speaker 1: Man.
Speaker 3: Sorry, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. People that are offended by
Speaker 3: the two g's you.
Speaker 1: Have to apologize. And he's nothing coming from an android.
Speaker 1: I'm not an android. Yeah, you're right, you're robot. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna robot either. I'm a person.
Speaker 3: I'd be an and if anything, i'd be a android. Right, No,
Speaker 3: cybebog cyborg. No cyborg androids, and you're and android. The
Speaker 3: androids some Dragon Ball were androids. There were cyborgs. But
Speaker 3: I would be an android if I was yeah, okay,
Speaker 3: if I was a robotic person.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they were cyborgs, but they were called androids. Whatever, man,
Speaker 1: you're an android. Let's get one more question. Then we
Speaker 1: kept the fucking like that phone you know has the droid?
Speaker 1: I remember the droid, that droid with the little like minion.
Speaker 1: What was that? What was the the little mascot? What
Speaker 1: was that thing? I think it was just a a
Speaker 1: little little to be robot, little droid, little droid I
Speaker 1: assume I thought it was the Mint Wait Minions were
Speaker 1: before that.
Speaker 3: I think actually, technically, honestly, where do they think when
Speaker 3: was Despicable Man? The first was like it was like, omen.
Speaker 1: Yeah, i'm gonna say, oh nine, I'm gonna say like ten, okay,
Speaker 1: for like eleven, I'm gonna say nine. But I have
Speaker 1: no fucking wrong. But oh, oh my god, twenty twenty ten,
Speaker 1: Oh shit, it feels that way longer. Weird look at
Speaker 1: a guessing.
Speaker 3: But they've been around forever though.
Speaker 1: So I guess around us literally because I think the
Speaker 1: first came out in two ten. That sounds about right,
Speaker 1: because I remember I had a droid in high school. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but like towards the end.
Speaker 3: I got first.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because the Droid two came out in twenty ten
Speaker 2: because I was got those Choice Beat smartphone Joy two. Yes,
Speaker 2: it was like one of the like the first, like legit,
Speaker 2: like you know how like iPhone was missing some ship
Speaker 2: where they'd be like the first phone came out and
Speaker 2: I think, I remember, there's something really important you couldn't
Speaker 2: do with.
Speaker 1: It, Yeah, like you couldn't like call or something like.
Speaker 3: It was.
Speaker 1: It was like a weird thing. I know what you're saying,
Speaker 1: I don't remember what it was. I can't remember what
Speaker 1: it was that was missing.
Speaker 3: The first iPhone was the four.
Speaker 1: Four, Yeah, was the four. I had the three. I
Speaker 1: think twelve. I think four was my first one.
Speaker 3: I gotta I got an iPhone in twenty twelve song yeah.
Speaker 1: And then thirteen. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I went Droid X, which that was an awesome phone
Speaker 2: at the time. The processing processor was pretty good. And
Speaker 2: uh then yeah, then I went fucking iPhone three, which
Speaker 2: I should sucked.
Speaker 1: I used to swap between like every every whenever a
Speaker 1: phone of mine would die, I would like switch switch things, yeah,
Speaker 1: fat and iPhone. I would go to Samsung or like
Speaker 1: you know, Android, and if my androidad I would go
Speaker 1: back to iPhone. Yeah. And then that stopped in Vegas
Speaker 1: when my phone exploded and I couldn't I couldn't just
Speaker 1: sit there and like analyze the choices because I just
Speaker 1: give me a new fucking iPhone.
Speaker 3: Desperately need a new phone. Not desperately, but I do
Speaker 3: need a new phone.
Speaker 1: I running out of space on mine, which is my.
Speaker 3: Phone is Oh, my phone is like maybe four years.
Speaker 1: Old, Okay, mine is the twelve Promax same and uh mine,
Speaker 1: I love this phone.
Speaker 3: Mine works fine, but I should probably get a new
Speaker 3: phone by now because mine, like mine, gets slower.
Speaker 2: I it does minefield. Mine feels great. I've never ran
Speaker 2: out of storage, which is surprising to mean a storage once.
Speaker 2: But I used to have full movies on my phone.
Speaker 1: You're such a free full film What movies do you
Speaker 1: have on your phone right now?
Speaker 3: Spider Verse, Brave Heart, Brave Heart?
Speaker 1: Why do you have Braved You even like Braveheart? I
Speaker 1: like what it weird stands for, It's fine, I'm weirdy
Speaker 1: as Brave Heart any and he got, you know, tortured
Speaker 1: like William Wallace. That is crazy weirdincidence. Yeah, your captors like, well,
Speaker 1: there were they watching Braveheart and like, hey, let's do
Speaker 1: this I have on his phone and they're like, let's
Speaker 1: do that to this.
Speaker 3: I have several full length pornographic movies on my phone
Speaker 3: Stagnant's range, I hope, So what else I have do?
Speaker 1: Who watches fulling porn? Like that doesn't even make it.
Speaker 3: It's weird, dude, because there's so long I watched. I've
Speaker 3: watched full length porns before, and I'm like, this is insane.
Speaker 1: I tried it once because because I was like this,
Speaker 1: there must be something to this that I'm not getting.
Speaker 3: I like literally turned off. Then I watched it. I
Speaker 3: beat off and I was like, I guess I'll just
Speaker 3: keep watching it. And I watched all I was like,
Speaker 3: just watch this is a waste of my time. Yeah,
Speaker 3: it was just fucking and fucking when you're not horny?
Speaker 3: Is this a really gross kind of concept?
Speaker 1: Immediately gross, It's funny how immediately you're just like I
Speaker 1: don't want anything to do it done, And they're like
Speaker 1: it is crazy that that's even a thing. Yeah, what
Speaker 1: fucking But just the fact that like it's so immediately,
Speaker 1: like I don't want to be here immediately, so immediately
Speaker 1: like waste of time.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I guess after you, after you approcreate, like I
Speaker 3: gotta go, I don't know, continue to live.
Speaker 1: I got a refractory period and then go busting someone else,
Speaker 1: you know, Yes, Yeah, that exactly. I mean the say
Speaker 1: that the uh I was gonna say algorithm, I mean biology,
Speaker 1: the same thing now the same fuck it's interchangeable. That's
Speaker 1: so fucking crazy.
Speaker 3: Even animals. After animals have get the fun.
Speaker 1: Away from me, saying like when animals like fucking fall
Speaker 1: over after they bust or whatever. You ever see that,
Speaker 1: like like a horse or like a cow, So they're
Speaker 1: like mating and then like busting it like falls.
Speaker 3: It just had a good nut, hilarious, really big rock
Speaker 3: and I flat.
Speaker 1: One last question almost Pumped Up Dicks by Finger the
Speaker 1: people Nice Nice pumped up Dicks. What was the band
Speaker 1: name of that? I hear the people know something something
Speaker 1: to people? Right, Oh my god, beautiful people, No, beautiful people,
Speaker 1: foster than people. I didn't even google. I just I
Speaker 1: clicked to Google and I understood it. And he says,
Speaker 1: make my name a reality. So he wants us to
Speaker 1: do pumped up, pumped up dicks.
Speaker 3: We could pumped up come come out, come my gun,
Speaker 3: Come comes out, my love gun. I don't know, come
Speaker 3: my penis gunday.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't remember how the song goes
Speaker 1: that school shooter but gay, I don't know. Yeah, that
Speaker 1: songs about right, Yes, the whole thing.
Speaker 3: We had three mass shootings, I think.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we're seven people dead. Yeah, it's pretty cool veterans.
Speaker 1: Oh and you know what's funny.
Speaker 2: Did you see that Steve Bannon was trashing Mormons and
Speaker 2: then that happened wheen like I shot up the church
Speaker 2: and slid it on fire, and I'm like, was that
Speaker 2: another coincidence or was that like another kill me type thing?
Speaker 1: I think it is another. The thing is, like I
Speaker 1: really earnestly, like I don't know if rhetoric matters anymore.
Speaker 1: I think it really is just algorithms and nihilism and
Speaker 1: hopelessness and all that like coalescing into the fact that like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I might as well just kill people. But like I
Speaker 1: don't think, Like I don't think it's going after Mormons.
Speaker 3: When does that happen?
Speaker 1: I mean, they're fucking weird, yeah, but like it's like
Speaker 1: they're weird, but then they're like just you can't make
Speaker 1: sense of these people, you know what I mean? Like
Speaker 1: that guy, the guy, the guy who like wrote wrote
Speaker 1: and ice like like all his friends, and I was like, yeah,
Speaker 1: he had no real politics. He was just like a nihilist.
Speaker 1: He didn't really it was a stupid He had nothing,
Speaker 1: and that made any like he had no opinions about anything.
Speaker 1: He was just completely hopeless and sarcastic and just completely
Speaker 1: irony poisoned. And it's just like, yeah, I mean that's what.
Speaker 3: The biggest problem.
Speaker 1: There's no reason it's crazy, nothing serious, nothing serious, it's
Speaker 1: it's embarrassing to be authentically yourself, So don't do that.
Speaker 1: And so they cage themselves up. And then they go
Speaker 1: and see.
Speaker 3: This is our generation's fault for that. But I understand
Speaker 3: why it's a study. I don't think so at all
Speaker 3: our generation's fault. I think a hundred percent. He's a
Speaker 3: generation that popularized not giving a fuck about things. Really
Speaker 3: we did that. Actually no, I think they followed our
Speaker 3: our tool and that like we we made it popular.
Speaker 3: It became their personality.
Speaker 1: No, but the next generation doesn't even like millennials, they
Speaker 1: think it's cringe to not like, what do you mean?
Speaker 1: What are you saying? So you said, so's previous prior
Speaker 1: to us. Right, yeah, they're they're previous gens. They're older
Speaker 1: than us.
Speaker 3: So what because my sister is about thirty, she's forty two,
Speaker 3: so she's a late early stage millennials, early stage millennial.
Speaker 3: So yeah, I think so yeah, right, So I would
Speaker 3: say that the generation was a generation of I guess
Speaker 3: that generation of like not caring about anything, like, oh,
Speaker 3: we don't give a fuck about anything, everything stupid. I
Speaker 3: think our generation where we were brought into that, and
Speaker 3: I think the problem is that we were not raised
Speaker 3: by our parents, who are raised by television. So it
Speaker 3: depends on wherever you sat in that's poem, where you like,
Speaker 3: you could be a little kid that sat in front
Speaker 3: of Power Rangers and Spider Man. You became like, oh,
Speaker 3: I believe in like doing the right thing perspectively, or
Speaker 3: you could become people that sat in front of Punked
Speaker 3: and a bunch of function made you not care.
Speaker 1: I think it's a very boomertive.
Speaker 3: I really think that probably plays in the story now.
Speaker 1: I think people don't care about things because they see
Speaker 1: that nothing's working. I think that's like, I think it's
Speaker 1: I think it's sound. I think it's completely reasonable. I
Speaker 1: think that that would you would look at the world
Speaker 1: around you and be like, yeah, what the fuck is
Speaker 1: the point? Like that's a rational that that's a perspective.
Speaker 1: That's a rational perspective, but all that's good for you. Also,
Speaker 1: the world has proven the opposite the same time, though
Speaker 1: the world prior to that general those generations clearly people
Speaker 1: caring about things made things change at the same time.
Speaker 1: It's like it like, I think both things can exist
Speaker 1: at the same time. I think this is simply where
Speaker 1: you when you're forming yourself. Because of the people in
Speaker 1: the era, it's fucked down because what forms them is
Speaker 1: just truly garbage. But when you're formative, I think that's
Speaker 1: what happens to who you become, who you are. I
Speaker 1: think and I think that there there's a there's a
Speaker 1: big gap in what was forming people. I think that's
Speaker 1: like the biggest I just think people would rather I
Speaker 1: don't know, I like, kids.
Speaker 3: Don't watch Sesame Street anymore.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because that's gay exactly exactly. Thank you, thank you. No,
Speaker 1: I think you literally, yeah, you're welcome. I know, I
Speaker 1: genuinely think. It's just like, if you don't have a
Speaker 1: world that's worth looking up at, you're just gonna look
Speaker 1: down at your phone the whole time. Like what is
Speaker 1: the like you look at like, Oh I'm never gonna
Speaker 1: oh cool, I'm never gonna own a house. Oh cool,
Speaker 1: there's gonna be like new trillionaires now cool. Oh wealth's
Speaker 1: spread is getting high, oh cool, Wages are stagnating, oh cool.
Speaker 1: You know, like at a certain point the world is
Speaker 1: telling you you can't do anything, and it's that's not
Speaker 1: an unreasonable position to have. It's not beneficial to you
Speaker 1: to have that position because like, ultimately, like the most
Speaker 1: successful people and anybody who does anything worth doing is
Speaker 1: operating on a sense of delusion in some way, Like
Speaker 1: you have to delude yourself into thinking that like the
Speaker 1: evidence that ever nothing matters, doesn't matter, like you just
Speaker 1: have to believe that, Like I.
Speaker 3: Think, no, I can do it. That's a very I
Speaker 3: think that's a very I don't. I think that's just
Speaker 3: the nihilistic perspective. And I think nihilism is just stagnant
Speaker 3: because it's like, at that moment, just kill yourself, you know,
Speaker 3: like for real, like just die.
Speaker 1: Really what that means? But but but it does because
Speaker 1: like ultimately, like like you can't change what like what
Speaker 1: you what you really like think like you react to it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, But at the same time, it's like you living
Speaker 3: life is torturing.
Speaker 1: You don't know anything about life, your robot continue from
Speaker 1: what I.
Speaker 3: From what I've gathered to it's this their torture and pain.
Speaker 3: I understand that. But at the same time, then the
Speaker 3: fact that things don't matter mean they matter because it
Speaker 3: means they're only happening once in this instance.
Speaker 1: Not things they don't matter. I'm just saying like.
Speaker 3: Things effectively don't matter technically, like when we go like
Speaker 3: on a glactic scale. You know, there's a fucking universe
Speaker 3: out there and we're fucking we're moments in the grand
Speaker 3: scale of it. So things don't really matter by that perspective.
Speaker 1: You have to understand, like when you're in a position
Speaker 1: where you're you have no tangible effect on the world
Speaker 1: around you, and then like you can't change anything by yourself,
Speaker 1: and then you see a dude murk a CEO and
Speaker 1: everyone's talking about it, and that's going to be like
Speaker 1: that's going to be alluring to crazy people, and so
Speaker 1: that's I don't know, man, We're seeing crazy numbers of
Speaker 1: mass shootings, like even compared to like America, I feel
Speaker 1: like for a while slowed down, like we were still
Speaker 1: it was just par for the course. It wasn't like sensational, right.
Speaker 3: Think it never slows down. There's always at least two
Speaker 3: in America just because of what.
Speaker 1: What constitutes a mass shooting. Yeah, and I mean it
Speaker 1: does like it's like a traffic jam kind of, you know,
Speaker 1: like it slows down and then it speeds up. But
Speaker 1: I don't know, man, it's it's a church being so
Speaker 1: on fire fucking but I I really, I.
Speaker 2: Honestly I think, you know, and of course I could
Speaker 2: be wrong, but I really do think the because a
Speaker 2: lot of people are talking about like I don't think
Speaker 2: the rhetoric's really affecting, but I'm like the niche thing
Speaker 2: of killing people in a homeless encampment after broadcasting to
Speaker 2: hundreds of thousands of people that they homeless people should
Speaker 2: be exterminated. And then also Steve Badden, who's has a
Speaker 2: large you know, syndication, talking and questioning Mormons, and and
Speaker 2: then like because like what on average Christians just don't
Speaker 2: see Mormons or any other type of sect of Christianity
Speaker 2: as the enemy. And then all of a sudden something
Speaker 2: changed when the rhetoric has changed.
Speaker 1: These people are crazy and then they're taking this problem
Speaker 1: is that it's like, would that crazy ass person attack
Speaker 1: would have tried to kidnap Nancy Pelosi if they didn't
Speaker 1: make her public enemy number one? You know what I'm saying, Like, Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's like there's things going on that I'm like, I
Speaker 1: really do feel like these people should be held accountable.
Speaker 1: They're saying some crazy shit. I think I think it
Speaker 1: affects it affects the subjects or the targets, but I
Speaker 1: think the things would happen.
Speaker 3: It's like it's like the ideas that like the mind,
Speaker 3: you can't if you don't sep in the mind, it
Speaker 3: won't explode. But there's still a mind there, a mine
Speaker 3: like like like.
Speaker 1: Like a silent clown.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I guess they're gonna be there. They're gonna be
Speaker 3: building their walls, right, it depends on where the wall
Speaker 3: is going to be in front of people, you know.
Speaker 3: So it's that kind of ship where the minds are
Speaker 3: there people. The mental health problem is here, it exists,
Speaker 3: you know, if they weren't, if they weren't killing people
Speaker 3: about I think this course follows disaster.
Speaker 1: You know, someone's gonna get that annoying by the way,
Speaker 1: that like it's just like it's not the guns.
Speaker 3: It's crazy.
Speaker 1: It's like the only thing that's different. It's like like
Speaker 1: everywhere has polarized politics, everywhere has like violent media, every
Speaker 1: everywhere has like mental health issues doesn't happen anywhere else.
Speaker 3: It's insane, but like we that's kind of thing.
Speaker 1: Ultimately, It's like it's not just it's everything like mixing.
Speaker 1: It's like a cocktail of all those.
Speaker 3: But with a gun, you're not gonna do it the
Speaker 3: same way.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they might still do crazy ship, but they're gonna
Speaker 1: affect far fewer people. Exactly, I don't know. Every single time.
Speaker 3: You can't just up and do it if you don't
Speaker 3: have a gun, Like a gun makes you up like
Speaker 3: I don't. I just I don't.
Speaker 1: It puts distance between you and what you're doing.
Speaker 3: People don't see people don't see this, I think, and
Speaker 3: I told this, Lily, Lily, your brother argue me and
Speaker 3: I their their point is true to it, But I
Speaker 3: think the idea is that they don't see it s
Speaker 3: what they don't see what it does. They don't see
Speaker 3: the catastrophe of things like that, Like people don't look
Speaker 3: at those videos where people and gods are going through
Speaker 3: getting sure, they don't look at it. When you look
Speaker 3: at that, it becomes real to you, you know, even
Speaker 3: for me, someone that has seen way more death than
Speaker 3: I have, shy I should have ever seen as a
Speaker 3: person I like I And that's a trauma response. Clearly,
Speaker 3: me constantly gonna people fucking turned to shreds and then
Speaker 3: laughing at it, clearly because I'm fucking nervous and I'm scared.
Speaker 3: But like when they when you see it in person,
Speaker 3: like I'm not a fan of Kirk, but seeing his
Speaker 3: death bothered, who cares? No, No, But I'm saying like
Speaker 3: this in general something, I know what you're saying. I'm
Speaker 3: just saying more tory inm my Kirk. The whole situations
Speaker 3: been a pain in the next oh asolutely I could
Speaker 3: give a thought, but like, but like this idea of
Speaker 3: I'm so tired of it. It is.
Speaker 1: His wife doesn't care. I don't care. I'm like, I like,
Speaker 1: I'm not. I'm not. He said, pain in the neck.
Speaker 3: I'm never that's crazy, that's crazy.
Speaker 1: Like for me, I'm not.
Speaker 3: I'm not gonna mourn this person. I don't respect what
Speaker 3: they stood for at all. I didn't respect them in life,
Speaker 3: I'm not gonna respect them in death.
Speaker 1: I just mean it a conversation to Yeah, but I
Speaker 1: don't want to have him being you know what I mean? Yea,
Speaker 1: I'm just like, it's it's hard to not bring up sometimes, sure,
Speaker 1: but the idea.
Speaker 3: Of that when things are just when things are real,
Speaker 3: you know, like, you're not like a car actually in
Speaker 3: real life is different from a car see in a video.
Speaker 1: You know, No, it's not. It is. It's very it's
Speaker 1: you don't know what you're talking about, robot, it is.
Speaker 1: I just think you are closer to a car. What
Speaker 1: would then would you know you.
Speaker 3: Are a car. That's like seeing one of your brothers
Speaker 3: get gunned down the street.
Speaker 1: It's real to you. You get out, oh man, But
Speaker 1: stuff like that, I don't know, man. I think we
Speaker 1: need to.
Speaker 3: I think we need to do a really serious effort
Speaker 3: at uh no longer entertaining bullshit. I think we should
Speaker 3: just entertain it. Take people medicine. I think we should
Speaker 3: give people meth.
Speaker 1: I think that would make them better. I think we
Speaker 1: should flood meth into every community. Hear me out again,
Speaker 1: hear me out every now, not every not something that
Speaker 1: we won't single out, and we'll just it'll just be
Speaker 1: like a Battle Royale type Mad Max situation, and then
Speaker 1: whoever wins, they inherit the earth, you know what I mean? Yeah,
Speaker 1: why not?
Speaker 3: At this point, the methoidsth the non methooids, and the
Speaker 3: methoids are just the stuck with green.
Speaker 1: This could be methyl ham or something like, and then
Speaker 1: we'll have like a whole society building, you know.
Speaker 3: You know the place by one of our friends is from.
Speaker 3: Is the place they call methla Ham?
Speaker 1: Actually really yeah, are in New York. No, it's in Indiana.
Speaker 1: What Indiana? From India? They call it India. Do you
Speaker 1: know somebody from Indiana?
Speaker 3: You know why? We know what?
Speaker 1: At least we're gonna have to cut that person out.
Speaker 3: Oh they're fine, they're from the good part them where
Speaker 3: it's touching like a noise. Who is man, I'm from Indiana.
Speaker 1: I knew it. I know he'sldn't trust.
Speaker 3: Him, he's such a non bothersome figure. Fucking Methlam is great.
Speaker 1: That's pretty funny. People in thinking trying to work Methlaham
Speaker 1: in this something for a long time. I love that.
Speaker 1: I love that word.
Speaker 3: It's a good it's a good combination.
Speaker 1: It's anyway.
Speaker 3: Yeah, man, Sorry to young people that feel like it's
Speaker 3: not worth being alive.
Speaker 1: I mean, I get it. You have the right, you
Speaker 1: have the power to change that in every way. I'm
Speaker 1: just saying, yeah, you really a lot of a lot
Speaker 1: of real changes built off of people who are far
Speaker 1: too confident. So just just lie to yourself really honestly,
Speaker 1: like I mean, just like just do it. I think
Speaker 1: I pretend like it's not hopeless a shot.
Speaker 3: I think.
Speaker 1: I think because if you pretend like it's not hopeless
Speaker 1: and you actually do shit and then like you have
Speaker 1: a higher chansa like the only way that people really
Speaker 1: fail is if they like fail and then they don't
Speaker 1: try again, you know, So like it benefits you to
Speaker 1: just kind of delude yourself into thinking that.
Speaker 3: I think there's a benefit to understanding that, like those
Speaker 3: certain situations are very terrible and there's there's there's there's
Speaker 3: worth and interaction to make.
Speaker 1: The word and interactions to make the world better. That's crazy.
Speaker 1: That's crazy, you guys. Oh no, he's double speaking. That
Speaker 1: was coming from him. Damn, I know, how's this happening?
Speaker 1: All Right, We're gonna read the names dot com slash
Speaker 1: the snark tank where you can go over there. Next
Speaker 1: episode won't be so policy focused, I guess. But I
Speaker 1: like having these conversations. They're fun except for you if
Speaker 1: you're a nihilistic freak. Yeah nice, if.
Speaker 3: Either you know, get busy living or get busy dying. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I think I'm vaguely nihilistic, but not like you're nihilistic.
Speaker 3: But it's it's but it's like part for the course. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: you know you're a white male. It's just how it's
Speaker 3: how y'all work.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't think. I don't think it's like in
Speaker 1: a depressing way. I just don't think it's like I
Speaker 1: think you can. I think you can make change and
Speaker 1: do shit. I just think it's like there's overwhelming odds
Speaker 1: and I think pretty drastic shit needs to happen. And
Speaker 1: I worry that, like we're too pacified as a society
Speaker 1: to do anything, like the fact that the fact that
Speaker 1: we stormed the capitol over like an election we didn't like,
Speaker 1: but we didn't There's been like five thousand good reasons
Speaker 1: to storm the capitol, you know what I mean, since
Speaker 1: it's just yesterday, like invading Portland with the military, Like,
Speaker 1: what the fuck do you need? Yeah, there's no war
Speaker 1: in Portland. You're seeing good people are way too you know,
Speaker 1: as saying.
Speaker 3: Last thing, we're not. We're the ones that wouldn't do it.
Speaker 1: People that have the respectives of usneys allowed to say,
Speaker 1: like tourneys allowed to flourish when good men do nothing. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Like it's literally up though, is that Like if you
Speaker 1: have a group of people that's like malicious and cruel
Speaker 1: and will kill, and then you have a group of
Speaker 1: people that like understands that that's wrong. The people who
Speaker 1: are going to kill are going to win. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: that's kind of thing that's frustrated. It's like I don't
Speaker 1: know how to solve that.
Speaker 3: Really, but it takes a particular kind of mentality of
Speaker 3: a person to be like, who's to kill them?
Speaker 1: That's fucked Unfortunately, it sucks.
Speaker 2: But it's not like this is all like the argument
Speaker 2: where people are every single almost everywhere, I've seen people
Speaker 2: saying like, oh, all forms of political violence is detestable,
Speaker 2: and I'm like.
Speaker 1: That's not even like even intellectuals. I'm like, you don't
Speaker 1: fucking believe that. I know you don't.
Speaker 2: You can't really because historically there would be a lot
Speaker 2: of groups that were not fucking liberated, you know, without.
Speaker 1: The idea that annoys the funk out of me. And
Speaker 1: I'm like, guys, stop behaving this way and and and
Speaker 1: look at it, like you say, it's fucked up, which
Speaker 1: is true, But like there there are some people like
Speaker 1: one of my friends who has no filter, Like if
Speaker 1: he was he would be a terrifying leader, but like
Speaker 1: he's what of these people i'd call like a benevolent dictator,
Speaker 1: you know, because he has this very cutthroat mentality. But
Speaker 1: he wants like these fucking charlottean after these people. Yeah, specifically, yes,
Speaker 1: he wants some gone, no more, no more.
Speaker 3: I think there's I think there's there's a way to
Speaker 3: go about it. The problem is that the person that
Speaker 3: like it, would it would take it, would take a
Speaker 3: kind of person.
Speaker 1: Again, the closest we have is like, it's like a
Speaker 1: Kyle kolsk not being like in a in a in
Speaker 1: a obviously, uh violence, he's not, has no violent rhetoric.
Speaker 1: He understood even beating up that Vietnamese man. I did
Speaker 1: see that. Did you you listen? Listen? Did you I
Speaker 1: went for the first time and looked at his stuff
Speaker 1: from when he very first started. Oh it's crazy, right,
Speaker 1: Why is he so tan? Now? Uh? He is?
Speaker 2: Because to me, like I was like, Okay, Kyle Klinsky,
Speaker 2: Kyle Kolinsky, that is a white man.
Speaker 1: But I look at him and I'm like, what is
Speaker 1: is he like southern Italian but like with the.
Speaker 3: She's definitely Jewish and something else.
Speaker 2: So I was just dude, maybe look at him from
Speaker 2: when you first started he's paler than you.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and I'm like, his old tweets are are a
Speaker 3: basket like I have. I've never been on a page.
Speaker 3: I want to put one of his sweets on his
Speaker 3: shirt wear. It's truly, it's he's clearly like, this is
Speaker 3: this guy from, this guy's from. I just want this
Speaker 3: guy's likely like.
Speaker 2: I want him to fucking like step into the I
Speaker 2: want him to run for something though I wanted to stop.
Speaker 1: Being a coward. He should run. But I need I
Speaker 1: need people like him.
Speaker 3: I think the problem is that people that they need it.
Speaker 3: We need people like that, but they will be they
Speaker 3: would be so heavily destroyed. What do you mean, I'd
Speaker 3: be like heavily destroyed by media?
Speaker 1: Media.
Speaker 3: We wouldn't we take media.
Speaker 1: That's the It just wouldn't work because they tried. For example,
Speaker 1: they tried to do that to Trump. It didn't work
Speaker 1: at all. It won't work. It won't work. Kyle Lynsky
Speaker 1: will fucking run circles around anybody. He's so fun.
Speaker 3: That's not how my thinking works, as like, im so narm.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so yeah, I'm just say everyone who has any
Speaker 1: vigor like in them, right, that's crazy, you guys, anyone
Speaker 1: who has any.
Speaker 3: Bitch vigor in them, bitch, No one, I've never burning.
Speaker 3: I'm sorry. I've never heard someone get called a bit
Speaker 3: nigger in my life, damn it.
Speaker 1: I've never heard that.
Speaker 3: I've never had one say that.
Speaker 1: One's ever said that crazy. Call someone that is crazy.
Speaker 1: It's gotta that is good. That'll perk you up, that'll
Speaker 1: wake somebody. What would you call me? You call me?
Speaker 1: All right? All right, that's all. I'm here, I got here.
Speaker 1: Let's ready. I gotta catch my the damn train. Let's
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Speaker 1: Walter White and c J A whole train. That's a.
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Speaker 1: Uh no, that's oh ship, I don't know what it
Speaker 1: would be. Then. I guess three point would be like
Speaker 1: Liberty City stories or something. Yeah, whatever, but that's.
Speaker 3: After that's wait, wait, what about Chinatown wars.
Speaker 1: BP people doesn't count. There's there's no such thing as
Speaker 1: Chinatown or China. Yeah, that's so like China Town, I
Speaker 1: officially declaring that China, China exists, China is not real.
Speaker 1: It's called America now.
Speaker 3: It's really crazy because I started with the fucking golf
Speaker 3: of fucking what's you called the Golf of America?
Speaker 1: But it was like everybody was like this stupid But
Speaker 1: oh you're still going. I forgot about that. Yeah, me too.
Speaker 1: Yeah it says it on maps.
Speaker 3: It really bothers me. That really bothers me a lot.
Speaker 1: It's crazy. I just it has no effect on me. Yeah. Well,
Speaker 1: we're gonna read our twenty five dollars patrons now. And
Speaker 1: if you got this far into the episode, I want
Speaker 1: you to comment, Uh, Sweeney is dead parentheses la mound,
Speaker 1: his language settings are fucked, man, got that that stupid
Speaker 1: mold growing out of him, ruining his chips. We built
Speaker 1: it with it with wet damp computer chips and they
Speaker 1: got mold on. Got damn it man. Anyway, Yeah, patreonic
Speaker 1: concess just snock hanging around. You can go over there
Speaker 1: and write in give me a write in your name
Speaker 1: at the end credits and make me read them. So
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Speaker 1: Malik Barry, Aintal Footcake Cobbah. What do you call a
Speaker 1: lost wolf? Were wolf? That you're gonna hear it? Like?
Speaker 6: You know what I mean?
Speaker 1: Like it's just like knock knock, who's there? Me? Crazy? Insane?
Speaker 1: They have a fun feel simitary.
Speaker 3: Making jokes like that still is wild to me, dude,
Speaker 3: Real racism is wild to me because I have I
Speaker 3: don't hear I don't hear jokes like that anymore where
Speaker 3: it's like, what, oh, Middle Eastern person walks up to you.
Speaker 3: I haven't heard it like that in so fucking.
Speaker 1: Long makes funny. Yeah, and it's also it's stupid. You
Speaker 1: don't hang around people who are authentically Yeah, well Lily
Speaker 1: is the exception. Yeah.
Speaker 3: I think she's pretty not raised. I think she's ignorant
Speaker 3: about something. Sure, she found it a chapter of the
Speaker 3: KKK that's insane. Literally her little guy short ass.
Speaker 1: She just never takes it off, so they don't know.
Speaker 1: It's like it's clearly it's it's dragging. It's dragging on
Speaker 1: the ground. You sound a little funny. It's really where
Speaker 1: are you from? Grand Dragon in California? I am, I
Speaker 1: don't know.
Speaker 3: It doesn't sound that Mexican. I'm really she doesn't really
Speaker 3: have an accent like that. She does have an accent,
Speaker 3: but like nothing crazy English infringed ancestry.
Speaker 1: That's crazy. Well, I guess you do have the robe on.
Speaker 1: I can't deny a robe. I'll join your club.
Speaker 3: Brother his mouth opens too far, burning crossing it.
Speaker 1: A badass, all right? Whoa? This group seems pretty Jersey
Speaker 1: No draws Kingstrawn nine thousand gets damaged and becomes a
Speaker 1: good co host. That's crazy. The fucking profile pictures. That
Speaker 1: picture really is.
Speaker 3: Crazy because I don't look like myself.
Speaker 1: It doesn't look like but also look you look so narrow,
Speaker 1: it like like a flower, you know, like they're like,
Speaker 1: that is such an unflattering picture of myself. I look
Speaker 1: like it looks like I forgot about stupid. It looks
Speaker 1: I love it.
Speaker 3: My face so stupid?
Speaker 7: What a stupid looking I'm just thinking of it through
Speaker 7: the lens of someone who doesn't know you, right that
Speaker 7: because that straight up doesn't look like you, so it
Speaker 7: looks like it looks like your cheeks look swollen.
Speaker 1: You've been bitten by many beams. It's just by the
Speaker 1: way and constricted by a bull cons another well, bes
Speaker 1: are biting you.
Speaker 3: There's another image of me where like my mouth is
Speaker 3: open and it looks into my death looks circular, but
Speaker 3: it looks like all of my mouth are circular, and
Speaker 3: it's like.
Speaker 2: What I feel like I've seen mister Crabs do that
Speaker 2: where he's like his mouth like turns like completely, but
Speaker 2: like I'm picturing that.
Speaker 3: I still remember that fuckingig word versus quig word.
Speaker 1: That video is so fucking crazy, but we can't Yeah,
Speaker 1: you can't expound that. The Presidential spiderw a picture of me.
Speaker 1: What the hell is that? I don't know. I don't
Speaker 1: even know what that's from. It's just it's just me
Speaker 1: looking discussion the Presidential Spider a secret sign op to
Speaker 1: make Chris Ray Chris Ray gay gay nice nice straight
Speaker 1: vegeta uses Gaelic gun. She opened my dick hole then
Speaker 1: spit in it, getting Jude out of twenty five dollars
Speaker 1: by two big It's sexy. Big Black is israel like
Speaker 1: and a light skin twink excellent Delta Gamma literally fed
Speaker 1: this toddler last week? Why is it still crying that
Speaker 1: video of like I don't know if it's an israel
Speaker 1: guy or like what, but it's some some politicians somewhere
Speaker 1: and he's like speaking to him chrophoned, and then for
Speaker 1: like a brief moment, it sounds like a demon. Nope,
Speaker 1: because he's got like a throat thing, but it sounds
Speaker 1: straight up like a oh, he's like hiding his true
Speaker 1: warm power. It sounds it sounds like satan and it's wild,
Speaker 1: like that's like the worst possible place for that squimp
Speaker 1: his bugs Climbi lesquire. The third, why does cash Betel
Speaker 1: keep using sharpies on bullets? It does feel that way,
Speaker 1: like it's weird that this just kind of started out
Speaker 1: it It's like, oh, this new trend of random bullets now,
Speaker 1: anti ice is so bullshit. Anti obviously like so uncool.
Speaker 1: It's so square, you know what I mean, someone who's
Speaker 1: that with it just oh anti ice, that'll God. He's
Speaker 1: probably just meant it like he gets too much ice
Speaker 1: in his drinks. What if it was that he's like,
Speaker 1: I don't like he orders drinks without ice? Yeah I do. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you get more drink, you get more drink and like,
Speaker 1: I don't know, man, like I never have a drink
Speaker 1: lasts long enough to the point where it's like warm
Speaker 1: enough to need ice, you know what I mean, Like,
Speaker 1: what the fuck? It's just watering down my drink and
Speaker 1: I'm getting less of it. It is what, Yeah, it is.
Speaker 1: It doesn't make sense. But I'm if I'm on the
Speaker 1: beach or something like maybe because like you know, if
Speaker 1: you're in the sun. I love crushed ice though, because
Speaker 1: it turns it almost into Yeah, that's not bad crushed ice.
Speaker 1: If if I were to have ice, it would be
Speaker 1: crushed ice. Yeah, obese Drouger. I love the idea of that.
Speaker 1: I love the idea of that. It is a fat
Speaker 1: bone Chris saying the more to day, more and more
Speaker 1: quiet days without Swing number eight. No, he's back now, well,
Speaker 1: I mean he's still gone technically because of the robots,
Speaker 1: which which android number is he he is? We actually
Speaker 1: ran through about fifteen hundred models before we got to
Speaker 1: this one because they kept just not understanding. They just
Speaker 1: couldn't see if I'm an android was gonna cut into myself.
Speaker 1: I like, it's just a lot of blood.
Speaker 2: There's a lot of blood, and you gotta keep no,
Speaker 2: keep digging, keep digging, and we we coated your uh
Speaker 2: your metal with white that looks like bone.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, bone. You won't notice the difference, yeah, until
Speaker 1: you go to sleep and realize you can't. Anyway, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna kill the president of the Mourner. I hope aliens
Speaker 1: are real that way. I have more things to fuck.
Speaker 1: I guess man, animatronic piecies, you probably haven't fucked it, sir.
Speaker 1: True unless he's like them, you treat with the respect
Speaker 1: of that, Sir. Animatronic Sweeney just saying the N word NonStop.
Speaker 1: Two rats in a trench coat, Sam Porter, bitches so dehydrated.
Speaker 1: My splooge is like spackle. Justifer gay Bundo muld and
Speaker 1: not mulled, and sad Oh joins the I d F
Speaker 1: pretty cool, uh Berserker black Man, backshotting Browie, reckless Rhino
Speaker 1: the Sloker to Issodrpy. What do you got want to
Speaker 1: be when you grow up? Okay? Those were both my
Speaker 1: answers that I want.
Speaker 3: To be dead. I want to be I want to
Speaker 3: I want I want to die so bad, but I'm
Speaker 3: too busy to kill myself.
Speaker 1: Man, I want to be when I grew up a child. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it would be good. Yeah, that's crazy because that eventually
Speaker 1: will be that will happen. You know, you just become
Speaker 1: demential dementia, and then you would I.
Speaker 3: End up not like that as they get old as crazy,
Speaker 3: but I just like keep their faculties.
Speaker 1: I would hate to have my faculties that late. It depends,
Speaker 1: like I don't want are you living? You're gonna have
Speaker 1: to keep thinking about like reality in this way, like
Speaker 1: I definitely want to be stupider, like if I'm like
Speaker 1: ninety men.
Speaker 3: Just sounds so scary.
Speaker 1: Man, It's only scary for everybody you love and everybody around.
Speaker 3: Personal experience seeing it is this, It's really sad. I
Speaker 3: feel like I can't speak English anymore.
Speaker 1: Dude, what do you mean?
Speaker 3: She speaks Spanish only now It is all like damaged
Speaker 3: up to it's crazy. When he just reminded me, I
Speaker 3: can't talk to her in the English anymore. Just remind her, dude, yeah, teacher,
Speaker 3: the teacher, and yes, her bodies. Her brain's already letting
Speaker 3: gold memories. And I'm just gonna try to force.
Speaker 1: The language on, put due lingo in front of her. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and then she'll run. Oh I understand that. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: don't know. I don't want to go that far, but
Speaker 1: I don't I want to. I want to be fun.
Speaker 1: I've rescued my English. Thank you, but use flashlight. Sales
Speaker 1: are a lot. Mike, Mike, Chris, Mike, Chris Hansen, Tamagotchi
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Speaker 1: Negro Prime is online initiating directive one night, one nine
Speaker 1: eight for destroy all Maga fascists. Who is that Negro Prime?
Speaker 1: Is that what he's said? It is what he said?
Speaker 1: It's a crazy You can't expect to hear it. What
Speaker 1: a Christ is a new transformer, don't I guess? So?
Speaker 1: Yeah done? Negro bod come here, Sam with WICKI he's
Speaker 1: a negro Bosni Zegro Prime. Sam with Wiki. There's only
Speaker 1: two primes and the number equals from Get inside my
Speaker 1: door and let me crush.
Speaker 3: You the greatest fear of I really, I really have
Speaker 3: a deeper to crush.
Speaker 1: Sam with Wiki within me, I notice you are sexually
Speaker 1: attracted to me.
Speaker 6: Sam with Wiki, I couldn't help, but notice that you're
Speaker 6: still completely intact would you like to change that? Come
Speaker 6: inside me and be dismembered right now? You know how
Speaker 6: I learned that there was more than meets the eye
Speaker 6: to people when I crushed them many many times.
Speaker 1: You have a cool Halloween skeleton inside you? Did you
Speaker 1: know that? Like Lincoln Park? Is there actually like actually
Speaker 1: playing with the souldiers?
Speaker 3: Up?
Speaker 1: Started again? Lincoln Park? Do it again? Do it again?
Speaker 1: Before I crush you all? Transpose one key up? That's
Speaker 1: more than my register? What that us? Stuff? So stupid?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, darn job is it's the nashtag for him?
Speaker 3: I'm just I'm grabbing salmon WICKI in this rubbing biscuit is.
Speaker 1: Silence? Be quiet?
Speaker 3: Be quiet, Sam, be quiet.
Speaker 1: It's not that bad.
Speaker 3: I'm not done exploring you.
Speaker 1: I'll put it back when I'm done. Bumblebee, get him
Speaker 1: to a hospital.
Speaker 3: Bomb is an optimist? What the are you doing?
Speaker 1: Optimist? Why are you doing that? Why are you doing
Speaker 1: that to Sam? Shot the funk up you? I don't
Speaker 1: want to say it. He's yellow. So I was gonna
Speaker 1: say around that Asian washing his rice to throw it
Speaker 1: away and drink the starch water.
Speaker 3: As old barbary asm asmen gold looks.
Speaker 1: Like a racist w World War two character caricature of
Speaker 1: a Javanese person. I see that sometimes. Actually, I feel
Speaker 1: like he looks like a scary story to tell in
Speaker 1: the dark, like that, he looks like he looks like
Speaker 1: a creeper, a creepy creepist. Yeah, creepist. Uh. Yeah, it's
Speaker 1: about de I dikes the Eagles and Italians. That made
Speaker 1: me that winded me. I've knock done a diker. Okay,
Speaker 1: you're a blue collar worker to say that because we're
Speaker 1: not Dick Van. Yeah, you're you're a blue collar worker.
Speaker 1: I think that it's the only reason, that's the only
Speaker 1: reason that that's not a more serious slur is because
Speaker 1: it's like someone's name, Yeah, Richard. You know if someone
Speaker 1: was if someone say it was like Dick Van, n.
Speaker 3: Word, it would be like that'd be funny as fun
Speaker 3: because I would never stop saying that. That'd be pretty lit.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't say my name right now is King Gidora.
Speaker 1: I'd make that my name on Twitter right now, h
Speaker 1: Dick Van. That would be something a silly little billy
Speaker 1: snorting coke and pilly. Uh, you're a blue collar worker.
Speaker 1: That's cute. I work at a ball Crushing Factory where
Speaker 1: they crush my balls. Queen Queen of FAP Hazard Blonde,
Speaker 1: a blue eyed German Man campaigning to make Pokemon two
Speaker 1: D again. But for real though, why do the pussy
Speaker 1: taste like house keys? Is an issue that that episode one.
Speaker 3: I wish he said stuff like that.
Speaker 1: I would watch. Oh my god, I'm sorry. You probably
Speaker 1: knew this, but I didn't know this. I always assume
Speaker 1: that the Big Bang theory was audience pumped, it was
Speaker 1: artificial laughter. No, it's real. I didn't know that it's
Speaker 1: a studio audience. I didn't Well, I didn't know that
Speaker 1: because I the jokes aren't like they're not I won't
Speaker 1: know that laugh tracks as tracks are are not common. Yeah,
Speaker 1: like it's it's it got more common later, but like
Speaker 1: that was still in the era of like when they
Speaker 1: were doing those are all real, like they usually what
Speaker 1: they do is they take the laugh track from the
Speaker 1: audience reacting in real time and then they like they yeah,
Speaker 1: they just like boosted or like you know, you're right,
Speaker 1: it's still artificial. I know what you mean. It's artificial,
Speaker 1: but it's real. It's crazy, right, isn't it. It shocked
Speaker 1: me because it made me know that that was the
Speaker 1: case for that show, Like somebody came in and people
Speaker 1: cheered for a long time, you know how like people
Speaker 1: will cheer and I can take oh that's how you know,
Speaker 1: it's like, oh that's like real. Okay, gotcha, this is
Speaker 1: a show where they really do that. On a show
Speaker 1: where they don't do that, where they don't have the cheering,
Speaker 1: that's fake, right, okay, gotcha. Imagine laughing at that. You're
Speaker 1: just that's like mob mentality. I want you're just like
Speaker 1: having a good time. You're at a show. You're more
Speaker 1: you're more into it. There's probably a sign that says laughs.
Speaker 2: Well, dude, there was a there was actually a good
Speaker 2: show back in the day with University Universal Studios. There
Speaker 2: there was a good show like uh doing that, like
Speaker 2: you know, it had your applause and boo and it
Speaker 2: like fed into the show is really fun.
Speaker 1: And so if I would have known that, I would
Speaker 1: have tried to go because I want to do it.
Speaker 1: I would have loved to experience that. It would be cool,
Speaker 1: like it'd be it must be cool, well not that cool,
Speaker 1: but like it would be like an interesting little thing
Speaker 1: to have, like a really distinct laugh and then be
Speaker 1: able to be like that's yeah, that's me and in
Speaker 1: that signely well. Jalen also like there's just people in
Speaker 1: general like where I'm just like it must be like
Speaker 1: it kind of interesting thing to like know that you
Speaker 1: attended the taping of a show of like a show
Speaker 1: that turned out to be like a world famous like
Speaker 1: like the contest episode of Seinfeld or something, right, and
Speaker 1: you're like in the audience and you can hear yourself.
Speaker 1: It's like, that's kind of kind of my friend can
Speaker 1: hear himself. You can hear him.
Speaker 2: Conan O'Brien's talking about like the nicknames I think like
Speaker 2: Tom Hankstar calling him Coco or something like that. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and at one point like like he didn't want to
Speaker 2: be called that, and my friend just yells out Coco
Speaker 2: and he's like no.
Speaker 1: No, and like everyone laughs. I'm like, that's crazy. Like
Speaker 1: you were captured. He actually captured twice. He actually there
Speaker 1: was like a toilet that was above They're like, oh,
Speaker 1: some people are living in the studio and here's the toilet, Like,
Speaker 1: unfortunately it's gonna fall on somebody. It was my fucking
Speaker 1: friend again, Yeah, and they captured him. He's like what
Speaker 1: the fuck? And I was like, bro, what is what's crazy?
Speaker 1: Do they like you? What's happening? You can see me
Speaker 1: in the background when they killed Saddam Hussein. That's sick man.
Speaker 3: I was a part of the laugh track for a
Speaker 3: Flavor of Love?
Speaker 1: You were Is that a bit? No laugh track? You
Speaker 1: you that she didn't have a laugh track, That's what
Speaker 1: it's so you were like ten, Yeah, okay, it was
Speaker 1: eleven and yeah, I was there, all right now. I
Speaker 1: was also not as a reality the laugh track of Oppenheimer.
Speaker 1: If promises were if promises were fat, my daughter would
Speaker 1: be crackers. Hey, that's such a that's like what the
Speaker 1: Rent guy and Spider Man two says, right, He says
Speaker 1: something like that, if promises were rent, you know, oh yeah,
Speaker 1: and then he snorts, give me six percles ow ow
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