Speaker 1: I made a decision. Thanks Sunny summon on. I had
a vision like night.
Speaker 2: To what's up everybody, it's for cutting out loud and
it's our Friday episode Friday Tiffany doing her Friday dance.
Speaker 3: I'm so excited. I first of all, this is gonna
sound crazy because this is our job. I look forward
to it all week.
Speaker 4: Me too.
Speaker 3: Stuff happens and I'm like, right, me too. And I
just reminded myself by looking at my phone for one
spike because it lit up. I just reminded myself of
something that I have to talk about that will be
funny good. But before that and then and there's so
much thought of a sudden a second show, there is nothing,
and all of a sudden, I'm like, oh, I got
a lot, a lot all the mics, this heat up.
That's it, Like it's on our brain starts moving. You
know what? Kaylin, how you doing? Hey?
Speaker 5: What's going on?
Speaker 2: One thing though, before we uh talk to you about
some stuff, did you notice, because you're in charge of
the cleaning around here, did you notice like a big
like a like uh roller skater like like marks that
went all mark scuff marks going from the lobby all
the way to the back.
Speaker 4: They've been here for a long time. I don't know
exactly when they formed, but yeah I have.
Speaker 2: Oh they came from me the other night. Though I'm
roller skating it up in here.
Speaker 5: Well, I must be talking about a more serious one because.
Speaker 3: I remember there's a lot of it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, there's a lot of stuff that comes through this
building that needs to be like wheeled all the way
around into the back.
Speaker 5: So stuff, and that usually kind of just fixes itself.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it does, it does.
Speaker 2: But like I was rolling because there's linoleum floors and
then concrete floors in this building. And I had roller
skates with me on Wednesday when I came to do
my meeting Wednesday night, and I just put them on
and I started roller skating around. I was like, I
really on a roller skate and I don't have anywhere
to roller skate, you know, at home there's like hills
and you know, so I brought it.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 2: They were in my car and Natalian put them in
my car and then I was like, oh, I'm gonna
put these on and start roller skating and break them
in and I and then I did, and then I
after I was done I looked at the floors and
I just see all this like scuff marks.
Speaker 3: I'm going, oh, fuck, what do I do these floors?
But anyway, since it was Kaylan's job to clean around here,
that's his job down to clean that shit up.
Speaker 5: But yeah, you're right, it looks very clean in here today,
doesn't it.
Speaker 3: Yes, it does it.
Speaker 5: It came in yesterday and I cleaned the hell out
of it.
Speaker 3: Ooh on a Sunday. Nice.
Speaker 5: Well it's coming in anyway.
Speaker 3: Okay, So let's up, Kaylin.
Speaker 4: How you doing on I'm good. You asked me how
my weekend was on the Tuesday show. Yeah, and I
told you about my quin Tarantino book I've been reading
off Friday, and then that just trailed off into its
own thing. But I just also wanted to say that
on Saturday, me and Amy took the girls to the beach.
Speaker 5: How was that it was?
Speaker 3: It was very good nightmare, be honest, be honest with
our audience. It was.
Speaker 5: Getting ready was a lot.
Speaker 4: I thought it was gonna be a little easier than
it was, but getting ready was a little hectic.
Speaker 3: I thought it was. It's so precious.
Speaker 4: My oldest is she just turned two, and my youngest
is going to be one in August, so that's who
we're taking to the beach. So yeah, the prep was
a lot. We got it done. We went and picked
up like some pokey to take to the beach.
Speaker 5: Got there.
Speaker 3: Yeah, i'mky is not a beach first of all. Mind
it's sticky guy.
Speaker 4: I am for some reason have been very It's not pokey.
It's a pokey burrito. Oh that's my that's my thing.
I've been obsessed with pokey burritos. So yes, it's a
pokey but it's all wrapped up in a seaweed rice.
Speaker 3: Okay, that belongs on the beach.
Speaker 4: So I was like, okay, burritos. So we took that
over to Seal Beach, which I had never been to before,
Great Beach, and it was a ton of fun. It
was like our first official, like beach day. Yeah, like
Ila had been to the beach before, but it was
just kind of like, you know, we were just passing
by or whatever. So it was like our first official
beach day. And it was just so funny to see
how opposite the two were when it came to the water.
So I was like, I'm going in the water. I'm
swimming around. It's been a long time.
Speaker 3: Mm hmmm.
Speaker 4: Aila is afraid of the water, tried to go in
too cold, kept like running in and running out. And
my uncst Blake loved it, absolutely loved it. Yeah, she
loved splashing it and playing in it. And I like
picked her up and I went out like pretty deep
so where the water would come in, and then I'd
dunk her down so like we were both swimming, and
she was like really cold, like like her little lip
was quivering.
Speaker 3: But she loved.
Speaker 4: She up laughing and smiling and that's so cute. It
was just super funny to see how opposite they were
when I came to.
Speaker 3: That right interesting and that was fun. That's how that's
so cute. Little baby in the water, lip quivering. I know,
I think I'm trying to think if I've ever actually
enjoyed the beach with young kids. Yeah, thinking I didn't. Now,
it's too hard. It was too hard, you know.
Speaker 4: It was like we didn't bring a very big blanket.
It was essentially like two beach towels, average sized ones
between the four of us. And at one point I
was like, you know what, fuck it, Like, it's the sand,
it's going to get everywhere. And once I stopped caring
about it, then I was like, this is a lot
easier when I just sit on the sand. Fucket, it's
going to get everywhere.
Speaker 3: Yeh.
Speaker 4: Then it became just so much easier to just relax
about that aspect.
Speaker 3: Wendy came with me from like one of my first
times going taking the kids to the beach because she
loves the ocean. She loves the beach, and I was like,
this sounds like a bad idea. She's like, come on,
I can even five kids. Let's go. We can do this,
you know.
Speaker 2: I was like, all right, Like the two of us
on like a Wednesday, drove down there and they were like,
I don't know, six months old or something. Oh god, no,
I know they were young. But she wanted to put
their feet in the sand. She wanted to be there
the first time they had their feet in the sand
and put the touch the water.
Speaker 3: But by the way, they're not walking at six so
their luggage, right, so you always you have to find
a place to put them down exactly exactly. But it
was fun.
Speaker 2: I mean, it was okay, but you know, you got
to bring the diapers and the bottles and the this
and then that sun's green and the umbrellas. That all
sounds like a huge pain in the ask to me.
Speaker 3: Just you need We've talked about this. You need like
a steerer trunk full of stuff, and that's not it.
And who's going to carry all that stuff? They try
to do it, it's too much. It's like the risk
outweighs the reward. You need a cooler, you know nowadays
when I go, we don't even we first, Right, this
is the genius thing. You think it's going to be
like the movies where you need snacks, But no, there's
no reason to have any food on the beach at
any point. I agree, you know, unless you're really just
gonna be sitting there for six hours and that's what
the snack stands are for, you know, or you should
have all snacks that are not you know what you
always think I think is a good idea, like sliced watermelon, right,
horrible idea unless you love sandy watermelon.
Speaker 5: I get spliced watermelon.
Speaker 3: You did cut It seems like a great idea, But
you're sitting there. There's no way you're not getting sand
on your hand exactly, and.
Speaker 2: Then you put your hand in the bag to get
the watermelon piece and it gets the sand gets all
over crunch, and I know, did that.
Speaker 3: Happen to you?
Speaker 5: Kalen?
Speaker 4: You know what, I didn't eat the watermelon. That's that's
Ila's bag. She's smart.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't think it did.
Speaker 4: Because once she has something, she just goes at it
like that's her focus.
Speaker 5: So she got it, she ate or fill and then
we put it away and that's just that's good.
Speaker 3: That's good. Yeah. And then sandwiches, same thing. Sandwiches. That's
just terrible. I know. Yeah, No, what you do? Okay,
this is my advice. You get everybody all fed, or
you drive through like McDonald's or whatever on the way there,
eat every or you know what we've done. Taco Bell, yes,
literally blocks from the beach. You order all your taco bell,
you eat it in the parking lot. As soon as
you're done, you go on to go to the beach
and have fun.
Speaker 2: You're not starving, right, Yes, Well, that's why they have
the McDonald's drive through right at the as you get
off the freeway and get got onto the canyon.
Speaker 3: It takes you. That's why they have all those drive throughs.
That's right exactly.
Speaker 2: They did it for moms like us. Feed the kids
on your way to the beach.
Speaker 3: Yeah, then you can be on the beach. And even
if you're there for like five hours, which you're not
going to be what is there to do on the beach? Seriously,
now that you're not eating, right, go play in the
ways for a while, you know, then you're gonna be
ready to go. Then if you've worked up an appetite
from laying on the beach getting sun, then you go
to the drive through on your way back too, right, right,
that's happened Weppen.
Speaker 4: Cailin.
Speaker 2: You're becoming a big hit online, by the way, that's
what I hear.
Speaker 3: Yeah, people like when you pipe up.
Speaker 4: Yeah, well, I was going to say, because you know,
I get mentioned every once in a while on our
Facebook group, which is very active and fun. But I'm
also a part of our water Cooler Facebook group, which
is the show that me and Laxmani and producer Gary
Matt duo. It's like the Atoms behind the scenes show
that has its own private Facebook group that's also very active.
And on top of that, I have like a separate
profile of Atoms, So if I need to I can
manage that Facebook. So my notifications whenever I log onto Facebook,
which is only for work to check on stuff, is
like twenty or thirty long. It is very difficult navigating,
like when I mentioned or when someone asks me something
or any of that. So again again, if any of
you listeners have tried to tag me on posts and
I haven't answered, it's I get a little overwhelmed with
all of my notifications and.
Speaker 3: That hasn't used faces learning how to navigate face.
Speaker 5: I don't use Facebook.
Speaker 3: I don't either. He's like, I'm from England. I don't
know about your social media right.
Speaker 2: Remember when I didn't know how to use Facebook and
I'd ask you.
Speaker 3: All the time, and you took every friend request If
I had like four thousand friends, You're like, I don't
are these people that are in my feed? Yeah? Like,
because you're not supposed to write accept everybody's friend request.
I had that on Instagram when I first joined Instagram.
I had all these people. I guess I don't know
if it was requesting. I don't know how it worked, yeah,
friend requesting. So I accepted everybody, and so my feed,
especially on Instagram because it's not people's names so just
my feed was just full of really random people with
random name, not even the name that I recognized, and
pictures of their kids or their lunch or whatever. And
I'm like, I don't have no That's why it took
me for it took me years to even care about Instagram,
because I'm like, why am I looking at random pictures
of the beach of a qualk right, like a desk
of and a name I don't even reckon. I don't
know who you are.
Speaker 2: I know, I know I So when I started Instagram,
I made sure that I wasn't that wasn't gonna happen
because I was like, okay, I'm only following. Then I
go fall off Instagram. You know, I'm not on social
media every day, right, And so then I fall off
of Instagram and then I go back, let's see what's.
Speaker 3: Doing and I'm following people I don't know. Again, I
don't know how that happens.
Speaker 2: Does it make you follow people you don't I don't
get I don't know, or or I get a ton
of ads because I bought a makeup mascara, so it's like, hey,
but how about this mascara or how about this lipstick oh,
you must like you know, makeup. It's you know, our
boyfriend al trying to tell me what I should buy.
I know how you might like this.
Speaker 3: Algorithm can hear you, I.
Speaker 5: Know, talk right now.
Speaker 3: It's yeah, So if I start talking about something, it's
I'm going to see ads on my phone. I wish
al would show his face, show us your face.
Speaker 2: We show your boyfriend algorithm how he listens to us
and he gives us suggestions of things that.
Speaker 3: We may like. That we will like that because we've
been proven to like it. Right, you order a bra,
you're going to start getting ads for a very similar bra,
and you're going to be like, well, I like the
one I just got, so I guess I'm gonna like
this one too. This is the same idea exactly. I
hate it when you literally buy something, though, and then
you get a ton more ads from the same company.
We're like, dude, I just bought it. I just bought
it ten minutes ago. Let me receive the product us
to see if I like it before you start pushing
for more or you know what I hate.
Speaker 2: I get the emails now and it's like, oh, this
underwear company's got a special this week. And oh, I'm like,
I already did my shopping. I'm not going to go
back again and buy more shit like.
Speaker 3: And then I can't it. Every single time when I
check out of these things, it says, I always look
for that check mark.
Speaker 2: You know, do you want to get newsletters? I always
uncheck it me too, but yet I still magically get it.
Speaker 1: Me too.
Speaker 3: I don't get that. Also. You know what really gets
me is you can't unsubscribe until you get your item,
because do you get scared? Like I'm like, well if
I tell the if I basically unsubscribe, then am I
going to get notified? That's right, get when it's shipped.
I worry about that, like what if I can't if
I do a problem with your order? But I never
know and they're like, well, sorry, you a subscribe, the
should have unsubscribed. Then that's what I always feel like.
Speaker 2: Like, oh, I'm gonna get screwed, so I'm gonna have
to get my ship first and then I'll unsubscribe and
then that never happens.
Speaker 3: You know. You know what I hate too is the
one the companies. Okay, so I was doing ipsy. You
know Ipsy, it's the subscription box right, excuse me for
makeup products and whatever. So I got it for Sadie
and LB for the holidays, for Christmas, Gia, and so
they've been getting it all this time, but you know
that still starts to like add up. I know they
loved it and they look forward to getting it, but
they now they have like this huge drawer full of
like little sample sized makeup things they don't use. So
I went to go to go cancel it. Uh huh,
oh my god, do they make it. It's like a mate.
I hate that. I was like, okay, I want to cancel.
So you go into your membership and then it's like,
well it's in these I go membership, and then I
go your account, and then it says there's a thing
where you can pause your membership and right cancel. Right.
So then I was like, well, it's the only thing
I could find was pausing it for three months. I
was like, well, I guess I could pose it for
three months and then pose it for three months again.
But you know, when it gets close to the day
that they're going to re automatically resubscribe you, I'm going
to have forgotten about it. Of course, I was like
it and you think all your your worries and your
troubles are gone and you don't have to worry about
it again, right until you start getting the bills. You
start getting it, and it's not even that it's that expensive.
It's just that it bugs me when I get the
notification that I've been charged for it, and I'm like,
these kids don't need any more fucking sample sized makeup.
Why don't they.
Speaker 2: Send an email that says, hey, we're going to be
shipping this month, do you want to?
Speaker 3: You know, they should send some kind of They don't
want no. They want to make it really, really hard
so that you just go like, I'm exhausted, I've had
a long day. Fine, I'll just pause it. And then
they're like, ha ha, you're gonna forget about this. But
I was on a mission. I was. Once I got
into my hat, I was like, no, I want to cancel.
So then I was like do I go to their
live chat help? While I tried that, I was like,
I just want to cancel, but you can't get them
on the chat. It's like it's like al Al told them, no,
this bitch is going to try to cancel. Don't answer.
They're like who's oh Stephanie answer, don't answer. She was
fishing around looking for canceling. She typed in cancel in
the search, don't don't respond. So I'm like, okay, I
can't get help on this. And then I finally I
see do you want help stopping your membership? I'm like, yes,
I found the location where that was, but I'm telling
you it was buried. So I go, okay, yes, I
want help canceling it. So you hit that. Then it
takes you to this other page, which you know these
things where they're like, hey, how about just pausing it.
I'm like, no, we already went through that. No. They're like, well,
how about how about we just send you different products.
I'm like no. And then in teeny tiny letters that
you need to have like special readers to see cancy right,
they're like, do you really want to continue on to
cancel your membership? But it's in it's almost in gray, right,
it's not in the black anymore. You can't. Everything else
is in big bowl like just click here, we'll just
pause you for a month. So I click on the
continue on and then you're gonna love this. Then they go, okay,
all right, we are we're going to cancel your membership,
but guess what, You're going to have to click a
link in your email before that's before that's takes care fast, right,
So then you go to your email then make you
freaking sign back in again a fun by then you
know you've forgotten your password, which you just had to
change because they make it like this Byzantine crazy, right,
So you just changed your password, but you didn't write
it down. So now you're like, do I have to
change my password again to cancel? They are trying to
exhaust you like a marathon is mentally spent. Yes, I know.
And then I had to do it again under a
different email account for the other kid, because you can't
have multiple accounts under the same email, so I had
to have one under one email. So I had to
go through the whole process again and I couldn't find
it again because it was so hard. Yeah, oh yeah
with that, no, I agree.
Speaker 2: And you know what else I have an issue with
is I get the email that says iTunes just charge
you for an app that your kid uses and that
your kid doesn't use. And it's been like he signed
up to it when he was like in sixth grade. Yes,
and I know it doesn't use it anymore, But like,
how do I You can't?
Speaker 3: You can't. What do you got to go give it?
I get a second job? Yeah, just right, you're not
getting you're not getting rid of those. No, you're being
held hostage. I had one that was charging us every
week called smool or I have the same thing. It's
veryochie thing. Ye, yes, I have the same as weekly
seven dollars week for err Like, how do you unsubscribe?
Don't know? Still don't know, don't know. You're gonna have
to like sell Mary kay or something. I know on
the side. Hey, so I have some exciting news. Yeah,
so I went back to the gym. Did I tell
you that you did two? I went back to the
gym too. Oh my god, that's crazy. I know. So
I found out through the gym. First of all, Usually
don't weigh myself when it because I just, you know,
part of my like addictive nature. I don't want to
start obsessing about the numbers on the scale. But I
was like, you know what, I need to see the
COVID damage for myself, just so I know what I'm
working with here and I'm not going to go crazy.
I'm just gonna I know I've gained a lot of
weight because my clothes don't fit. As I told you,
my underwear is too tight. Everything's too tight. So I
know that intellectually, but I try not to think about it. Yeah,
and look at my I try not to look in
the mirror. So I weighed myself at the gym and
I've gained like sixteen pounds during COVID, which is like, okay, yeah,
all right, I know where we're starting from. It's okay.
I didn't like lose my mind. I didn't cry. I
was just like, yeah, so be it. But it motivated me.
I was like, okay, so I'm going to start going
to the gym. So then now, oh LB last year
wanted to go to the gym like pre COVID, she
was finishing up with basketball. She wanted to start working out.
This kid's crazy, and I was like, no, do you
remember this. I told her you can't join a gym
because you already were You already do basketball practice like
five times a week. Kid didn't even have her period
at that point. I was like, no, you have too
much exercise. I'll go to the gym for you. But
then she was like, well, what about when I'm done
with basketball, like I won't be doing anything. I was like, okay,
we'll talk about it then, and then I believe like
COVID hit Okay. So anyway, Elbe was like, I really
want to join a gym too, So I was like, well,
while I'm here, let me look into a membership for
her and spur the moment I got her a membership.
While I was doing that, I was like, how old
do you have to be to go to the gym?
And they said I think it was like twelve. So
I was like, can I get a pass for like
Sadie and Xander? So I got them passes to try
it out. And at first I was thinking, they're too
young to go to the gym, that's ridiculous, But then
I was thinking, think, you're going to be with me
on this. So Sadie and Xander don't get any exercise ever.
They lay in bed all day long. They are completely inactive.
They scroll through tack tick tack. That's like with US
fifty year exactly. They scroll through the ticktack. Yes, but
if I just always called it that and you never
corrected me, Yeah, that would be great. Scroll through tiktac anyway.
You know, you have these like lofty goals as a
parent where you're like, I want now to Italia doesn't
have this issue at all, and Sunny does a lot
of walks, but my kids don't do anything. They're not
they're not doing any sports. Yeah, and I'm like, they're
going to atrophy all their muscles, right, and plus just
mental health wise, it's good to get exercise. So I
was thinking, well, and John was saying that Sadie wanted
to do kickboxing, but like a kickboxing gym, those memberships
are really expensive, right, So I asked that my gym,
if there's kick box, there's kickboxing classes there you go.
There's also zumba, there's cycling. So then what I chance
to ask Ellie fitness? Okay, so then we took Basically
John has had a membership for years. So John was like,
all take Xander to go work out. So it's been great.
We've already gone twice as a whole family. Oh that's
so cool, and the kids worked out. Sadie loved it.
We went around and did like all the stuff, the weights,
the training, they walk, the treadmill and they were into it.
So I'm seriously considering doing a membership for Sadie and Xander.
So Elbe already has a membership. She's totally into it. Right,
I'm like, are we going to be that family that's healthy.
I haven't decided because I want to make sure the
kids don't lose interest. Yeah, and I want to make
sure it doesn't seem abusive to be like having my
thirteen year olds work out. Now now, is that weird?
Speaker 4: Well, I just wanted to chime in and say that
my dad used to go to the gym all the time,
and when I was about twelve or thirteen, he.
Speaker 5: Said to me, you're coming to the gym.
Speaker 4: And I was even like, you know, like I don't
want to go to the gym because you're going to
the gym, right, And so I used to go to
the gym with him all the time and play racquetball,
and I hated it, like the first couple of times,
and I think I like almost cried once, and then
after that it instilled like a gym mentality.
Speaker 3: Yeah, through the.
Speaker 4: Rest of the year, I started loving it. I used
to go all the time. I go by myself, So then, yeah, no,
I don't think you're being. You know, that's what got
me like into going to the gym was was him
making me go a couple of times.
Speaker 2: Yes, I agree, and I think because my mom made
me go all the time too, to jack Lalane health
Spa elt the spa. She couldn't say health spot elt
spa jack a Laalane elt Spa. And so I would
go and again like Kayline, why do I have to go?
And then I started liking it, and then it stuck
with me, like I'd like to go to the gym.
And as I got older, of course, like I wanted
to look good and exercise and whatever, and so it
did instill that gym mentality.
Speaker 3: But like, what stuff did you do at the gym
when you were that age? I would what did? I
don't think they had like the treadmills. I don't, Oh
maybe maybe they did.
Speaker 2: I just remember doing like weights and stuff and some
like a robo size class, like I did a lot
of robo sizing, you know, yeah, and so uh and
then my mom came up with defenser size and she
would teach these defenser size classes. But I like doing
like the dancing stuff and for the cardio the jazz
they I mean they had they had all those classes. Yeah,
and I loved it. So that's what I was attracted to.
And then when I got in my twenties, I got
myself a gym membership and I would go, you know,
like before work, after work, whatever. I was always going.
I always went. There was always a period in my
life where I was going to the gym, you know.
So I think it's a great thing. I'm kind of
thinking it's a good investment.
Speaker 3: It is a good I mean, I'm leaning way towards
Sadie and Xander doing it because they need it more
than Lbie. Yeah, I mean there, I just think it
will help with their mental right, their their mental help, Yes,
like getting because kids need exercise. And in the old days,
they played outside and they did stuff and they walked places,
and my kids just don't. Well, first of all, it's
really hot. They would walk, right, but it's like they
and they could go to the park and Xander, Xander
would do stuff like he goes skateboarding, But how much
exercise is that really to go out for twenty minutes
in skateboard and it's really hot and then he comes
back in but he loved it. Yeah, No, I think
they will you get to work. And it was bonding
with John, like they went around and did the machines
together and John was like, oh, my gosh, Andre's got
really good four you know, and it might give them
a little self esteem.
Speaker 2: Absolutely, I think it's all good. Good for you, Stephanie.
Family that goes to the gym. I know, that's awesome.
I love that though.
Speaker 3: That's great. My god, I was Elbie was getting so
embarrassed though, because I was like, there was the guy
who checked us in for the first time was cute
and I mean not for me, but like kind of
kind of young, cute guy. And I was like, I waited,
I didn't do anything embarrassing, like at the time, but
way later we were doing something far far away and
I was like, you know that guy that checked us
in and all He's like yeah, I'm like he was
kind of cute and always like.
Speaker 6: Mom, no, I hate that so much. I hate that
they hate that. Oh they hate a new spot a
guy and oh he's cute. I don't say that.
Speaker 3: I was like, he had nice eyes, and I'm sure
in her defense, he was probably in his twenties, you know,
but still, and then we saw a friend of Elbie's
from high school, I mean not from high school, from
like middle school. Goes to a different high school. And
then we came home later and it was the first
time we went. LB didn't come with us, so me
and Zadie and Xander were like, oh, we saw. I'm
not going to say who it was, but I was like,
we saw, you know, Ted, And She's like oh really,
and I'm like, yeah, he had a glow up like
and then she was really annoyed. She was like, no
he didn't, Mom, Yeah, oh I know. Oh that's the
other thing.
Speaker 2: Like these boys that I've known since second grade and
I've they played basketball with Sonny. Sonny had the fight
the other night at our house and invited these guys
like you know, and now I see them and they're
like little, like little men, right, they got facial hair
and everything. And I was like, I knew that Jack
kid was going to be something.
Speaker 3: I knew it.
Speaker 2: He's got the perfect like he's got the eyes, the
skin color, he's got the swag like it's like he's perfect.
Like I know he's going to be a beautiful man,
and he's turning into this beautiful young man. Yeah, and
I tell Italian her friends, and her friends are like,
stop it, please stop.
Speaker 3: This is gross. This is weird.
Speaker 2: I goes, it's not weird. I just I know what
I see, Like, I see a pretty girl. I see
a good looking guy. Kid's gonna be a good looking
guy when he gets older. Oh yeah, turning into him.
Speaker 3: There was there was one of in Elbe's elementary school,
like fourth grade. I was like, that kid is super hot,
and Albie was like, Mom, that's disgusting. I'm like, I'm
not a pedophile. I'm just saying he's a really cute kid.
I was like, that kid is going to be dreamy
when he gets old, right, and sure enough? Everything now
I mean he's sixteen. Yeah, every single friend of Elby's
is madly in love with this kid. He's gorgeous, looks
like a movie star. And I'm like, Elbe, what did
I say? I called it fourth grade? I called it.
I thought there was something wrong with me. That's me too, Mom.
It was weird that you would talk about him being
cute in fourth grade. And I'm like, and she goes,
and you didn't mean cute like a little kid. You
meant he's like a cute guy and I'm like, yeah,
well he was, and he's growing into it, I know.
Speaker 2: And I want to be like, come on high five,
like and give me some credit, Like at least your
mom can spot a good looking guy.
Speaker 3: I know you could have that early. Yes, trust me
right now, you're gonna trust me right.
Speaker 2: And it was like the first kid in Italia danced
with at the katillion that they went to in that
second and I was like, I'm telling you that kid
and I have video of it too, and she's like,
oh my god. And now he's like mister popular. Everybody
loves him. And I'm like, yep, I called it.
Speaker 3: There's like two or three of them, by the way. Yeah, yeah,
I know. I want credit for that shit. I know
ELB doesn't want to talk to me about anybody being
what they look like and anybody being cute. She does
not want to share that information with right right. Oh
my god, I forgot another thing I meant to tell you. Yeah,
I want to I have something I want to ask you.
I wanted to ask you about Alison mac Oh. Oh okay,
all right, well let's talk about gold Peak. Yeah, let's
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gold Peak. They call it by name, and I'm in
trouble if I come home without it. Yeah. The other
day they were out of the lemonade iced tea, so
I got the Georgia peach.
Speaker 2: That's what Natalia likes. She takes it with her to
the gym and when she goes to work out. Yeah,
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I wanted to ask you, and then there's something oh
and then I yeah, uh so the Allison Mac thing
that's old news.
Speaker 2: So but she's going to jail for three years. Yeah,
that's awesome. I mean, yeah, I love that you posted.
I saw that you posted, like, let's revisit. Do you
remember when that happened? I know, and I you know,
you've told the story a couple times and I love
the story. And then but when you posted the actual
like exchange, Yeah, it just really brought it home.
Speaker 3: It was so me because, you know, I thought like,
here's this like kind of celebrity, yeah, messaging me. What
could she want? Like, does she want me to accompany
her to like, ye, a charity event? Is she like
this woman is like big in the mommy community, so like, yes, no,
she wanted me to join her cult. That's so crazy,
I know, but I was so flattered momentarily. But you
know me, I'm such a cynic that the second I
was like, so is it a charity? Like, I'm like,
I loved you in that. I know my first name
is Steven. And then she's like not exactly a charity
women's movement. Right then I was like Jeness, I was
like this, No, she's up to no good. Did you
click on Jeness and look at it? Well, if you
if you remember from the exchange, she doesn't say that
right away. M hm oh, she says. I think she
says it's a women's movement, and I don't respond to that.
Then she texts me again and she was like, I
want to meet you for coffee if you want to.
It's Jane as if you want to hear more about it. Yes,
I clicked on it and it looked ridiculous and like
some kind of multi level marketing scheme and I was like, no, thanks, yeah,
I just never responded. Oh my god, that's crazy. It
could have been in a cult, damn it. So Elbe
got invited they for her first like high school party
basically like the kind that you see in movies where
somebody's parents go out of town and red solo cups,
somebody gets a keg. You know, bad stuff is going on.
It was in the Hollywood Hills, oh boy, And it
was and LB asked me if she could go. I
knew right away what it was for and these kids.
Elbe does lie to me sometimes, you know, not very often,
but she doesn't realize it's so obvious. And being a
poker player, I know people tells she I think she
really thinks she's what Elbe does when she's lying to me,
is she gets more animated and friendlier, like as if
she's offering more information. So when she's offering you more information,
which she's actually offering you less information, do you know
what I mean? Because her not lying, she tells you
as little as possible. Her lying, She's like, Hey, so
there's this party and it's a friend of mine, really
like nice girl. Right then I'm like, yeah, I've never
heard that person's name before. It's a friend of mine. Oh.
I don't question though, I just listen. I go, oh,
it's a friend of yours. Yes, you remember I told
you about No, you didn't tell me shit about Shanola.
I'm like, ah, She's like, yeah, well she's having a party,
but it's for this other person and anyway, they're having
it at her house. M hm hm Can I go.
I'm like she's like, all this person's going, that everyone's going.
And then it's like there's a list and I've already
been put on the list. There's a list. So me
and my other mom friends in our little group are
all like, I mean, it's just a good idea. Should
we be letting them go? But I was like, what
are you going to do. She's going to be a
junior in high school. Every movie about high school they're
all going to parties. What are you going to do?
Not let your kids ever go to a party. You
got to arm them with information right to like don't
put your drink down, don't drink well. First of all,
I actually told Lbie, if you guys listen to Patreon,
you know what she's been up to. Yeah, So I
was like, you know what, this would be a really
good time to not drink anything at all, And she's like, Mom,
I won't. I was like, because you get separated from
your friends, you know, you lose your phone, Like things
gonna happen in a different environment. You're not in some
protected environment with just your friends and someone's backyard. You're
at a party. Yeah, that'll knows how you're going to
get home, you know. So anyway, she was like, I
won't drink anyway. Who drove them? So they got a
ride to one of their friends' houses who lives not
far from the party location, and that mom drove them
to the party because I think it was literally like
a mile away, And then we were planning to pick
her up. Yeah, I think was going to go. Okay,
he was going to be pick up person because we
have a big car, because it was a bunch of
her friends. But anyway, they get to the party and
it's one of these things where it's we're like, this
is this is going to be like a party from
the eighties. It's going to get shut down. Yes, like
they're way too many people. It went viral totally like that, right,
sure enough. Apparently it got shut down within an hour,
like the whole thing. But it's all in the anticipation,
right all. And they're all talking about it. They all
think they're putting one over on us, Karen, right, and
we're all like, we know exactly what this party is exactly.
Speaker 2: Do you know any party in the Hollywood Hills too,
By the way.
Speaker 3: We're living in the valley. Who's your friend that lives
in the Hollywood Hills exactly? And they're like, oh, it's
all valley kids. It's all this And we're like, this
thing is getting shut down faster than you better get
there early. Yeah, So they all go there. Within an hour,
we're getting texts, yeah, can come the girl's dad, Like
it was some girl who was not supposed to be
at her house, but she was at her dad's house,
but her dad thought she was at her mom's house.
And it was some convoluted story where somebody came in
found them on Life three sixty and then came into
the house and was like everybody get the fuck out, like,
oh my god, really, and then they all had to
like run out of there, and then they all ubered
it to like another person's to back to the other
girl's house and then they hung out there. They're normal thing.
Really likely. Did you enjoy your first big party with
her friends and stuff? Wow? Yeah? Personally, I think uber
Albe doesn't have an account, but I'm going to put
one on her phone because I think it's really important,
especially Elbe doesn't have her license, But even once she does,
I think it's good for them to have a safety
like her safety, to be able to I mean, not
to uber alone.
Speaker 2: But if if they're all together, yeah for sure.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 3: If there's three you and you're stuck somewhere and you
don't have a ride and the person's parents aren't answering,
or you're at the Burbank airport and like right, right,
and your dad fell asleep, imagine, right, I think you
should get. You should put uber? Uh yeah, I did that.
She's going to use it all the time.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, She'll just be like, oh, you don't have
to take me, Oh, who's gonna take you? Like the
days that I'm not there at the house and it's Adam's.
I can just see it already, like, Oh, I see
you on Life three sixty, you're at the mall?
Speaker 3: Did Dad take you? Know? Ubert? I can just see it.
She'll take advantage of it.
Speaker 2: But I can order an uber for her, right so,
but I think I'm going to give her another year
and then I'll put it on her phone, maybe after
this because so far she hasn't gone any part. Well,
well you know when when the time comes and she's
doing more things like that. Right now, she's just this
girl with the volleyball. Like the school now is is
doing volleyball and they are starting up with the practices
and Italia. If she misses any practice, she's not going
to be able to play in like the first couple games.
And she does not want that to happen. She wants
to be able to play like the first couple games
and really get and she just doesn't want to miss it.
She just doesn't and she's for sure on varsity right
not we don't know yet, okay, but so that they
had tryouts yet, they've had the tryouts, they still have
more tryouts. I don't know, but they are starting. I
got an email from the coach that they're starting within
here's the schedules for all the practices. And so it's
just now she's back to every day practice practice, practice
practice again, I mean pretty much every day. Yeah, and
then her club's going to start again. It's going to
start up again in another month.
Speaker 3: Oh really, she's going to do both.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think she's going to do both. Yeah, she
definitely wants to go back to the club. She was
the traveling club. So I don't know, it's going to
be a lot. Maybe she won't be able to do
both if she's going to be on varsity.
Speaker 3: Maybe, I don't know, But I don't know. We'll see.
Speaker 2: So it's it's so every day like I got to
be here at this time, can you pick me up
at this time? And there's not a lot of carpooling
because she's you know.
Speaker 3: I mean well for the school. The school one that's
easy because she can just go and walk to school.
And is Olivia. I know Olivia is not doing the
club after she doing the school one. She doesn't go
to Natalia's school, oh anymore?
Speaker 2: Yeah, she goes to an all girls school now oh yeah,
some prep school. So I think she is doing it
but for her school, okay, But Natalia's got a couple
friends that are doing it as well at her school.
Speaker 3: So I don't know.
Speaker 2: It's just but it is a blessing because that now
that Natalia's got something like this, I think she needed
that girl needed something to focus on.
Speaker 3: Otherwise that energy would just go into a to no good.
I think. So now that she's doing all this, she doesn't.
Speaker 2: Really have time to do anything else, right, But it's
to the point where we were on FaceTime with Anthony
and his new baby, and I know, and when Auntie
Wendy's there and they're all like, when you guys gonna
come visit? When are you guys gonna come visit? It's
like Natalia has got this schedule. And then Natalie was like,
we hung up with them, and she goes, Mom, you
and Sonny can just go, Like I understand if you
guys go, because I just can't.
Speaker 3: I can't miss anything. It's already started up.
Speaker 2: She's like, the only chance I could have gone is
if we went fourth of July week. Now it's like
game on, literally but every week, like they're not going
to take any week.
Speaker 3: No, no, she can't miss anything. No, we'll go with Sonny,
That's what I said, and have her stay without him. Yeah,
and then she can stay with Adam. And then in November,
I think.
Speaker 2: Her and I are going to do our girls trip
with Aunti Wendy, like just for like a four day week,
and we're gonna I think, uh, I think Stand Up
for Heroes is happening again. Oh yeah, with John Stewart
Bruce Bringsteen, and so we'll get tickets, you know. Hopefully
I can get tickets to that, and then that can
be our New York trip, you know. And I really
want her to see Bruce play. I would love that.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I share that with her.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and take her to like the Broadway. Now that
he's doing his thing on Broadway, isn't.
Speaker 3: He doing a lot of like goodbye tours? He hasn't
done it yet. He's supposed he was supposed to, and
I fact that was his Like, didn't he say, like
the Broadway I'm done. I'm not doing it anymore. Or
am I confused? No, you know, I'm just confusing him
with Elton John. Yeah, he never said I'm done now.
Bruce is not.
Speaker 2: And he did an album and they were going to
travel with the whole EA Street band, right, and then
COVID hit and then they couldn't. But I think in
twenty twenty one he's gonna I'm hoping he's going to
travel hit the road.
Speaker 3: You know. I know you love Bruce Springsteen and he's
he's great and all. But I am today buying tickets
to see Kenny Loggins. Yea, Robin and I are driving
out to the Canyon Club to get our Kenny tickets. Really,
so you have to go to on a brag, but
I will be seeing Kenny probably some decent seats because
they're available. Yeah, the club. I want to try to
get Kenny Loggins on our show like that, Why don't
you go and talk to him? Don't you work your
way backstage, get backstage and just past and you want
to do a little for crying out loud podcasts like
advertise your show with a big fan so excited. Well,
we had Sean Cassidy on I know, right, why can't
we get Nobody really cared because he talked about like
his show, and we're like, enough about Emerald City, let's
talk more about us. Yeah. Great. Yeah. The Food Fighters
are playing soon too, I know, I know. I'd like
to go see them. That would be really fun. Yeah,
I'd like to take Sunny to see them. Remember we
did a Patreon once about that girl. Oh my god,
that's back in the vault yet. Yeah.
Speaker 4: Well, also the one where you like spoiled the music
video with Paul Thomas.
Speaker 3: Anderson and what was the band? Radiohead? Oh my god,
I got that was one of the worst moments to relive.
I was driving home from my brother's house and I
had talked about it on the Regular show. Yeah Paton, No, no, no,
it was a regular show. I was bragging that they
had come to use my house for a video for
Radiohead and that. But the point of the story was
that Paul Thomas Anderson was directing it, which apparently was
a huge secret. I thought, well, that's the not secret part,
and then it I had signed a non disclosure at
the end of the video, but I had taken a
video of the guy tom Yorke in our house and
then the disclosure guy. I was like, when I had
to sign the thing, I said, oh, well, you know,
I did take a video and put it on Facebook,
and he was like, okay, you need to take that
down immediately, and I was like, oh, okay, sorry, So
I took it down and then but then I talked
about it on the podcast and then it went freakin' viral.
I know, that's so crazy. And then John was like,
oh shit, Staph like this is everywhere host of podcasts
for crying out loud, and I was like, oh my god,
we had to pull over the car. I was freaking
out sound and I was like, Gary, yeah, take it down.
Take it down. I'm gonna get sued. It was on
every website.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I know, it was crazy. It's weird how that
story got picked up. So, like, I know, I think, like,
oh right, it's like a little story maybe Rolling Stone
or I don't know, but now you know, everybody was everywhere.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and I just didn't know people cared. And then
in the story that I was telling, I was like Radiohead,
I don't really care that band. I can only think
of one of their songs, right, But Paul Thomas Anderson.
Now that's now, that's a big deal. Yeah, and then
people were like, oh my god, she said they're a
sucky band. Right. Well, didn't you not recognize Paul at first? Yeah? Well,
you be right. I would look familiar. He looked familiar,
and I was like, do I feel like I know you? Well,
he's standing in my living room and he was introduced
as Paul right, and he's directing a music video for Radiohead.
I'm not thinking he's a famous movie director. So I'm like,
so my neighbors across the street were the ones who said,
do you want to do this whatever? I was like,
I feel like I know you. And then he said
he was a director. I go, have you directed anything
else besides music videos? And he's like, uh huh, yeah,
I've directed some movies. And I was like, oh, good
for you. I was like, and I did that typical
anything I would have heard of. And he's like, there
will be blood and I was like and I had
to sit there and go, oh, yeah, okay, I know
who you are. And then I'm texting. I go text.
I was like, fucking Paul Tom Anderson is in our
house right now. And John was like what and I
was like trying to take a picture of him, and
then I'm like yeah. I was all excited, but then
I had to keep it cool. But before that, before
I had said maybe have you directed anything else? I said,
do you I go? Do your kids play basketball like Balboa?
You know? And he's like no. It's like when.
Speaker 2: Helen Paradise met Charlie Sheen. I don't know what are
you ha done.
Speaker 3: I've done some movies. Well you might have known my dollar.
Speaker 2: She does it some movies one movie that you had done, well,
hot Shots Part one, Part two, Platoon. She's like, I
don't really know any of those movies, and maybe maybe
I do.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 3: He loved it. That's hilarious, I know.
Speaker 2: And Wendy and my brother were like, oh my god,
how embarrassing. Yeah, yeah, nice, and.
Speaker 3: Before we come completely go and that's it.
Speaker 2: Okay, thanks everybody, everybody, and thank you Caylin her parent.
Speaker 3: Now, don't if it up.
Speaker 1: It's good. Let a go