Speaker 1: Shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things. Welcome to
Speaker 1: another edition of Idiotology. We let you taco one on
Speaker 1: one one w jr R. But your freaking idiots.
Speaker 2: All right, I don't forget final two days this go
Speaker 2: around for our Rock the Band cash giveaway. She'll have
Speaker 2: thirteen chances today as well as tomorrow to win one
Speaker 2: thousand dollars cash.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we don't do shout outs on this show, but
Speaker 1: shout out to William, uh, Dina, Marie and Laura, all
Speaker 1: four of them one of thousand dollars. Hopefully your name
Speaker 1: will be on that list tomorrow. Well, you have to
Speaker 1: do list for the keyword and enter to your website.
Speaker 2: Right, nine oh five will be the first one of
Speaker 2: the day. Then we do them hourly and yes you
Speaker 2: can enter each ower. Mmm, well this is a bit embarrassing.
Speaker 2: I suppose we go to China.
Speaker 1: Do you think we get another winner for the one
Speaker 1: thousand dollars in the next two days? I think we will.
Speaker 3: Now I think we're gonna get two more.
Speaker 1: Whoa tall order? All right, so what are we doing?
Speaker 2: We go to a Chinese tech school.
Speaker 1: What is this called?
Speaker 2: Here? Hefi University of Technology student dormitory had to be
Speaker 2: evacuated when smoke detectors were set off by a fire
Speaker 2: that apparently started in one of the dorm rooms and
Speaker 2: then spread to the hallway when one of the tech
Speaker 2: students realized that his roommate had just arrived back unexpectedly,
Speaker 2: and he was quite embarrassed that he was engaged with
Speaker 2: his inflatable girlfriend, which he attempted to dispose of by
Speaker 2: setting on fire.
Speaker 1: Okay, if you're in college and you have an inflatable,
Speaker 1: if you have a sex doll as a frat joke,
Speaker 1: I get it, you know, like laying around the front
Speaker 1: house with a beer bottle in its hand and whatever.
Speaker 1: But honestly, think of in your college days. I know
Speaker 1: you would live dorm life, nor did I. But you
Speaker 1: come home in college, man, you have a playground.
Speaker 2: Sure, yeah, yeah, yeah, you got that. There's that angle obviously.
Speaker 2: But what's got me stuck here is dude inflatable. That
Speaker 2: is so nineteen nineties and early two thousands. We were
Speaker 2: talking just was it yesterday or the day before? Two
Speaker 2: days about how AI now has been incorporated into the
Speaker 2: sex dolls that we actually entertained the it. They looked
Speaker 2: so good and can be modified to satisfy every desire.
Speaker 1: Replace the wives. You know, we painted the scenario. Is
Speaker 1: it time to replace the wives? I mean make the
Speaker 1: arguments and you guys think, oh, well, it's just the
Speaker 1: old inflatables like pat like you just mentioned with the
Speaker 1: college guy. Yeah, exactly, the one with the hole in
Speaker 1: the face, which is what it sounds like he had.
Speaker 1: It definitely does, but these new ones. I am the
Speaker 1: biggest anti AI guy, but every time I go to
Speaker 1: Google now it just does an AI search for me.
Speaker 1: And AI in the sex doll industry, Oh my gosh,
Speaker 1: just think about this taco drama.
Speaker 2: If you were to walk in when you get home
Speaker 2: from work later and there she is whatever you've named her,
Speaker 2: and the first thing she says is, Hi.
Speaker 3: Bob, welcome home. I've made you. I mean, I've got
Speaker 3: an ice cold beer ready for you. After you enjoy that,
Speaker 3: would you mind taking me the bedroom and making sweet
Speaker 3: love to me. I've been craving it all day.
Speaker 1: Oh if you know what, what if she is hanging
Speaker 1: out with other dudes that happen to come to your
Speaker 1: house because your AI doll is so horny that the
Speaker 1: mailman comes and she's Mountinum in the ups driver, it's like,
Speaker 1: oh yeah, fedexis and then all of a sudden, your
Speaker 1: pool guy, it's the real pool guy scenario from the pornos.
Speaker 1: My pool guy's like right now, he's about uh, probably
Speaker 1: twenty five. Good kid, you know, I'm saying, hard ass worker.
Speaker 2: He'd have to clean spool in town. He'd be over there,
Speaker 2: you know, three four times a week, take a couple
Speaker 2: times in a day for mine. Because he's taking his
Speaker 2: twenties when you were in your twenties. And again that's
Speaker 2: full circle there. What the hell is college kid doing
Speaker 2: with the old school plastic doll?
Speaker 1: Right on, man, and you're in China. Up your game, dude.
Speaker 1: Your technology is so far ahead you invented COVID. I mean,
Speaker 1: come on, you gotta have a better doll.
Speaker 2: He was in the Wuhan dorm. All right, let's move along.
Speaker 2: Let's let's head to the UK. We'll keep it international here.
Speaker 2: This whole idiotology is international idiots. We've got a true
Speaker 2: neighbor from hell in Essex in the UK. There's a couple.
Speaker 2: They're both eighty one years old. Ken and Diane Lott
Speaker 2: came home to find that a woman who they know.
Speaker 2: She lives in the neighborhood, but they do not know her,
Speaker 2: have never had any interaction with her whatsoever until UH
Speaker 2: an investigation got underway which involved a close circuit TV
Speaker 2: of this unknown neighbor to them other than visually, just
Speaker 2: to pass her by cramming in a massive, massive amount
Speaker 2: of pooh through their mail slot. Turns out, after they
Speaker 2: UH tracked down the police tracked down this woman. They
Speaker 2: believe she's also the same one that had an attack
Speaker 2: on the couple last year by paying pouring a paint
Speaker 2: thinner over their cars. What's wrong with this again? The
Speaker 2: couple it's an elderly couple. Canon, Diane have no idea
Speaker 2: who this lunatic is or why she's How old is
Speaker 2: how old is the other lady the neighbor. Does it
Speaker 2: get into it?
Speaker 1: Doesn't say so. She's just harassing elderly That's real cool.
Speaker 1: What a lanch shoving a massive amount of poo through
Speaker 1: the mail slot. I mean, I don't want to get
Speaker 1: too deep into that. Well, yeah, it reminds me and
Speaker 1: he's probably listening right now when we put a fish
Speaker 1: through my buddy my buddy's mail slot. No, he wasn't
Speaker 1: Actually we did that as well to a different buddy,
Speaker 1: but this one was just in the mailbox and it rotted.
Speaker 1: It was a bass. It was a summertime deal. Oh boy,
Speaker 1: a good friend Ben. Oh okay, Yeah, it's like, dude,
Speaker 1: why would we do that? I think it's we were jealous.
Speaker 1: We weren't invited this raging party they had, and we're like, yeah,
Speaker 1: we'll show you.
Speaker 3: I see all that hot, all them.
Speaker 1: Hot, you know, high schoolers in your house. We weren't
Speaker 1: invited because we're the scummy little fishermen on the lake.
Speaker 1: A load of bass in this thing. And how he
Speaker 1: liked held a mullet in their pool. I want to
Speaker 1: pass buddies growing up, the dirty kid mullet in the pool.
Speaker 2: Uh. Finally, there's this video footage out of Indonesia at
Speaker 2: a park of some sort of Indonesia that featured a
Speaker 2: small pool that contained what locals considered a lucky crocodile,
Speaker 2: believed to be tame.
Speaker 3: This crocodile is enormous, you.
Speaker 1: Said, you said, Indonesia. What am I thinking?
Speaker 2: Visitors were encouraged to make offerings.
Speaker 1: You said, Indonesia, What am I thinking?
Speaker 3: Oh? Model in the palm tree.
Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly supermodel in the palm tree after the tsunami. Okay,
Speaker 1: so who's wrestling crocs?
Speaker 2: No one's wrestling him. Locals believe the crocodile is lucky
Speaker 2: and was is also tame, and encouraged park visitors to
Speaker 2: make offerings to the croc Well, Kroc was having none
Speaker 2: of this. When an elderly man reached out to offer
Speaker 2: food to the crocodile, and the tame crocodile, well, he
Speaker 2: took food all right, grabbed the old guy by the
Speaker 2: arm and rolled him into the water. Got all this
Speaker 2: on video. By the way, death Roll tried to the
Speaker 2: there was other people who were able to wrestle him
Speaker 2: away the arm. I'm not sure if that's going to
Speaker 2: be able to be saved.
Speaker 3: I don't think so.
Speaker 1: You know, God people learn all gold.
Speaker 3: That arm's gone. Sorry, I'm looking at jr.
Speaker 1: Facebook page. I'm looking at it now. He's done. Look,
Speaker 1: somebody had a great point at the text line. Pretty
Speaker 1: sure the old couple was walking their dogs right through
Speaker 1: the lady's yard. You know, why else would you put
Speaker 1: poop in somebody's mail slot but their dog's been doing
Speaker 1: it in their yard.
Speaker 2: Maybe it doesn't even say if they have a dog,
Speaker 2: so I don't know. Perhaps I don't know if that
Speaker 2: would explain paint thing or being poured on their cars either.
Speaker 1: I mean, you step in a in a in a
Speaker 1: warm what are you looking at?
Speaker 3: Looking at that palm tree out in the parking lot.
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