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<v Speaker 1>Shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things. Welcome to

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<v Speaker 1>another edition of Idiotology. We let you taco one on

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<v Speaker 1>one one w jr R. But your freaking idiots.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, I don't forget final two days this go

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<v Speaker 2>around for our Rock the Band cash giveaway. She'll have

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<v Speaker 2>thirteen chances today as well as tomorrow to win one

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<v Speaker 2>thousand dollars cash.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, we don't do shout outs on this show, but

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<v Speaker 1>shout out to William, uh, Dina, Marie and Laura, all

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<v Speaker 1>four of them one of thousand dollars. Hopefully your name

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<v Speaker 1>will be on that list tomorrow. Well, you have to

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<v Speaker 1>do list for the keyword and enter to your website.

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<v Speaker 2>Right, nine oh five will be the first one of

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<v Speaker 2>the day. Then we do them hourly and yes you

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<v Speaker 2>can enter each ower. Mmm, well this is a bit embarrassing.

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<v Speaker 2>I suppose we go to China.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you think we get another winner for the one

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<v Speaker 1>thousand dollars in the next two days? I think we will.

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<v Speaker 3>Now I think we're gonna get two more.

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<v Speaker 1>Whoa tall order? All right, so what are we doing?

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<v Speaker 2>We go to a Chinese tech school.

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<v Speaker 1>What is this called?

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<v Speaker 2>Here? Hefi University of Technology student dormitory had to be

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<v Speaker 2>evacuated when smoke detectors were set off by a fire

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<v Speaker 2>that apparently started in one of the dorm rooms and

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<v Speaker 2>then spread to the hallway when one of the tech

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<v Speaker 2>students realized that his roommate had just arrived back unexpectedly,

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<v Speaker 2>and he was quite embarrassed that he was engaged with

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<v Speaker 2>his inflatable girlfriend, which he attempted to dispose of by

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<v Speaker 2>setting on fire.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, if you're in college and you have an inflatable,

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<v Speaker 1>if you have a sex doll as a frat joke,

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<v Speaker 1>I get it, you know, like laying around the front

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<v Speaker 1>house with a beer bottle in its hand and whatever.

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<v Speaker 1>But honestly, think of in your college days. I know

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<v Speaker 1>you would live dorm life, nor did I. But you

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<v Speaker 1>come home in college, man, you have a playground.

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<v Speaker 2>Sure, yeah, yeah, yeah, you got that. There's that angle obviously.

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<v Speaker 2>But what's got me stuck here is dude inflatable. That

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<v Speaker 2>is so nineteen nineties and early two thousands. We were

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<v Speaker 2>talking just was it yesterday or the day before? Two

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<v Speaker 2>days about how AI now has been incorporated into the

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<v Speaker 2>sex dolls that we actually entertained the it. They looked

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<v Speaker 2>so good and can be modified to satisfy every desire.

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<v Speaker 1>Replace the wives. You know, we painted the scenario. Is

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<v Speaker 1>it time to replace the wives? I mean make the

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<v Speaker 1>arguments and you guys think, oh, well, it's just the

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<v Speaker 1>old inflatables like pat like you just mentioned with the

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<v Speaker 1>college guy. Yeah, exactly, the one with the hole in

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<v Speaker 1>the face, which is what it sounds like he had.

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<v Speaker 1>It definitely does, but these new ones. I am the

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<v Speaker 1>biggest anti AI guy, but every time I go to

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<v Speaker 1>Google now it just does an AI search for me.

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<v Speaker 1>And AI in the sex doll industry, Oh my gosh,

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<v Speaker 1>just think about this taco drama.

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<v Speaker 2>If you were to walk in when you get home

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<v Speaker 2>from work later and there she is whatever you've named her,

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<v Speaker 2>and the first thing she says is, Hi.

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<v Speaker 3>Bob, welcome home. I've made you. I mean, I've got

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<v Speaker 3>an ice cold beer ready for you. After you enjoy that,

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<v Speaker 3>would you mind taking me the bedroom and making sweet

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<v Speaker 3>love to me. I've been craving it all day.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh if you know what, what if she is hanging

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<v Speaker 1>out with other dudes that happen to come to your

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<v Speaker 1>house because your AI doll is so horny that the

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<v Speaker 1>mailman comes and she's Mountinum in the ups driver, it's like,

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<v Speaker 1>oh yeah, fedexis and then all of a sudden, your

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<v Speaker 1>pool guy, it's the real pool guy scenario from the pornos.

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<v Speaker 1>My pool guy's like right now, he's about uh, probably

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<v Speaker 1>twenty five. Good kid, you know, I'm saying, hard ass worker.

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<v Speaker 2>He'd have to clean spool in town. He'd be over there,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, three four times a week, take a couple

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<v Speaker 2>times in a day for mine. Because he's taking his

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<v Speaker 2>twenties when you were in your twenties. And again that's

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<v Speaker 2>full circle there. What the hell is college kid doing

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<v Speaker 2>with the old school plastic doll?

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<v Speaker 1>Right on, man, and you're in China. Up your game, dude.

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<v Speaker 1>Your technology is so far ahead you invented COVID. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>come on, you gotta have a better doll.

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<v Speaker 2>He was in the Wuhan dorm. All right, let's move along.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's let's head to the UK. We'll keep it international here.

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<v Speaker 2>This whole idiotology is international idiots. We've got a true

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<v Speaker 2>neighbor from hell in Essex in the UK. There's a couple.

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<v Speaker 2>They're both eighty one years old. Ken and Diane Lott

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<v Speaker 2>came home to find that a woman who they know.

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<v Speaker 2>She lives in the neighborhood, but they do not know her,

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<v Speaker 2>have never had any interaction with her whatsoever until UH

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<v Speaker 2>an investigation got underway which involved a close circuit TV

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<v Speaker 2>of this unknown neighbor to them other than visually, just

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<v Speaker 2>to pass her by cramming in a massive, massive amount

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<v Speaker 2>of pooh through their mail slot. Turns out, after they

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<v Speaker 2>UH tracked down the police tracked down this woman. They

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<v Speaker 2>believe she's also the same one that had an attack

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<v Speaker 2>on the couple last year by paying pouring a paint

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<v Speaker 2>thinner over their cars. What's wrong with this again? The

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<v Speaker 2>couple it's an elderly couple. Canon, Diane have no idea

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<v Speaker 2>who this lunatic is or why she's How old is

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<v Speaker 2>how old is the other lady the neighbor. Does it

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<v Speaker 2>get into it?

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<v Speaker 1>Doesn't say so. She's just harassing elderly That's real cool.

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<v Speaker 1>What a lanch shoving a massive amount of poo through

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<v Speaker 1>the mail slot. I mean, I don't want to get

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<v Speaker 1>too deep into that. Well, yeah, it reminds me and

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<v Speaker 1>he's probably listening right now when we put a fish

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<v Speaker 1>through my buddy my buddy's mail slot. No, he wasn't

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<v Speaker 1>Actually we did that as well to a different buddy,

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<v Speaker 1>but this one was just in the mailbox and it rotted.

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<v Speaker 1>It was a bass. It was a summertime deal. Oh boy,

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<v Speaker 1>a good friend Ben. Oh okay, Yeah, it's like, dude,

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<v Speaker 1>why would we do that? I think it's we were jealous.

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<v Speaker 1>We weren't invited this raging party they had, and we're like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>we'll show you.

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<v Speaker 3>I see all that hot, all them.

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<v Speaker 1>Hot, you know, high schoolers in your house. We weren't

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<v Speaker 1>invited because we're the scummy little fishermen on the lake.

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<v Speaker 1>A load of bass in this thing. And how he

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<v Speaker 1>liked held a mullet in their pool. I want to

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<v Speaker 1>pass buddies growing up, the dirty kid mullet in the pool.

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<v Speaker 2>Uh. Finally, there's this video footage out of Indonesia at

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<v Speaker 2>a park of some sort of Indonesia that featured a

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<v Speaker 2>small pool that contained what locals considered a lucky crocodile,

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<v Speaker 2>believed to be tame.

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<v Speaker 3>This crocodile is enormous, you.

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<v Speaker 1>Said, you said, Indonesia. What am I thinking?

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<v Speaker 2>Visitors were encouraged to make offerings.

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<v Speaker 1>You said, Indonesia, What am I thinking?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh? Model in the palm tree.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, exactly supermodel in the palm tree after the tsunami. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>so who's wrestling crocs?

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<v Speaker 2>No one's wrestling him. Locals believe the crocodile is lucky

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<v Speaker 2>and was is also tame, and encouraged park visitors to

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<v Speaker 2>make offerings to the croc Well, Kroc was having none

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<v Speaker 2>of this. When an elderly man reached out to offer

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<v Speaker 2>food to the crocodile, and the tame crocodile, well, he

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<v Speaker 2>took food all right, grabbed the old guy by the

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<v Speaker 2>arm and rolled him into the water. Got all this

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<v Speaker 2>on video. By the way, death Roll tried to the

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<v Speaker 2>there was other people who were able to wrestle him

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<v Speaker 2>away the arm. I'm not sure if that's going to

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<v Speaker 2>be able to be saved.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't think so.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, God people learn all gold.

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<v Speaker 3>That arm's gone. Sorry, I'm looking at jr.

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<v Speaker 1>Facebook page. I'm looking at it now. He's done. Look,

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<v Speaker 1>somebody had a great point at the text line. Pretty

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<v Speaker 1>sure the old couple was walking their dogs right through

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<v Speaker 1>the lady's yard. You know, why else would you put

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<v Speaker 1>poop in somebody's mail slot but their dog's been doing

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<v Speaker 1>it in their yard.

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe it doesn't even say if they have a dog,

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<v Speaker 2>so I don't know. Perhaps I don't know if that

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<v Speaker 2>would explain paint thing or being poured on their cars either.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, you step in a in a in a

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<v Speaker 1>warm what are you looking at?

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<v Speaker 3>Looking at that palm tree out in the parking lot.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a supermane my god, it's just out that your

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<v Speaker 1>talking on the man. Download the iHeartRadio app and listen

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<v Speaker 1>anytime anywhere. Ys JR R. This