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<v Speaker 1>This is Gary and Shannon, and you're listening to kf

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<v Speaker 1>I A M six forty, the Gary and Shannon Show

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<v Speaker 1>on demand on the iHeartRadio app. So we were just

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<v Speaker 1>doing a project up on the balcony, which is why

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<v Speaker 1>we're a little bit late.

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<v Speaker 2>Apologies, apologies.

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<v Speaker 1>I was just I felt confident in us being late

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<v Speaker 1>because I figured Deborah could just I was enjoying the song.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, so I just I was happy to just listen.

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<v Speaker 2>I was going to wait till it was over, and

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<v Speaker 2>then if you didn't come back, then I would take over. Well,

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<v Speaker 2>thank you for that, thank you for looking out for

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<v Speaker 2>I wanted you to make you feel like you're the

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<v Speaker 2>only girl in the world. I see what you did there.

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<v Speaker 2>What else is going on?

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<v Speaker 3>Well?

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<v Speaker 2>See, now, Tony's the one that's not ready. Tony still

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<v Speaker 2>pissed at us? Oh is that sorry? Tony? I'm sorry.

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<v Speaker 2>What's happening.

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<v Speaker 1>Heathrow is the headline today, because when you shut down

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<v Speaker 1>an airport like Heathrow, you're going to feel it globally,

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<v Speaker 1>travel across the globe. Lax absolutely, passengers left stranded, hundreds

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<v Speaker 1>of thousands of people. They say that, well, it was

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<v Speaker 1>going to be closed all day but flights have resumed

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<v Speaker 1>at Heathrow. But like I said, hundreds of thousands of

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<v Speaker 1>people affected. And it's not just like your flight is

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<v Speaker 1>delayed an hour to Phoenix. It's like your flight to

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<v Speaker 1>Dubai now lands in Finland and figure it out from there.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, I mean, and these airlines know that there are

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<v Speaker 4>going to be issues like this every once in a while,

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<v Speaker 4>so they do have the procedures in place to get

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<v Speaker 4>you where you need to go. But like you said,

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<v Speaker 4>people that flew into were diverted to places like Gatwick,

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<v Speaker 4>then had to take a bus to get to Heathrow

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<v Speaker 4>and then sit there and wait because even then, even

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<v Speaker 4>though you're on the ground, you don't know when you're

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<v Speaker 4>gonna be able to take off again.

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<v Speaker 3>Right.

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<v Speaker 4>So, there was a notorious killer serving a life in

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<v Speaker 4>prison sentence without parole. We're killing a few guys here

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<v Speaker 4>in La County apparently strangled his wife to death during

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<v Speaker 4>a conjugal visit late last year.

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<v Speaker 2>Why are we giving people great.

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<v Speaker 1>Questions serving life in prison without the possibility of parole

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<v Speaker 1>conjugal visits. I mean, let's just say that this person,

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<v Speaker 1>this woman purported to want to see this guy. How

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<v Speaker 1>do you know that he doesn't have some sort of

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<v Speaker 1>manipulative grip over this woman, who okay, is a conjugal

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<v Speaker 1>visit and he's just a bad person.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, come on, you.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't get life without the possibility of parole for something minor.

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<v Speaker 4>And by the way, this is what Mule Creek State Prison.

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<v Speaker 4>This is not a nice place. And even if you

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<v Speaker 4>are in love with sir, with mister with the man

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<v Speaker 4>of your life who is also again found guilty of

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<v Speaker 4>killing four other people, is this how you want to

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<v Speaker 4>spend your weekend.

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<v Speaker 2>How often are conjugal visits?

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<v Speaker 1>They say they're held in private apartment like facilities on

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<v Speaker 1>prison grounds. They're restricted to immediate family members including legal smouses, parents,

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<v Speaker 1>and children, and last around thirty to forty hours. I

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<v Speaker 1>mean that's like a weekend. Yeah, that's how often do

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<v Speaker 1>you get those?

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<v Speaker 2>Anyway?

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<v Speaker 4>Uh?

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<v Speaker 2>Have you been watching the eagles on the eagle Cam?

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<v Speaker 5>No?

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<v Speaker 2>What's going on?

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<v Speaker 4>Jackie was enjoying some fresh fish when one of her

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<v Speaker 4>chicks fired off a poop right into her face, and

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<v Speaker 4>people who were watching this on the Friends of Big

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<v Speaker 4>Bear Valley YouTube channel made it a big deal and

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<v Speaker 4>turned it into like a slow motion Really this happens all.

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<v Speaker 1>This is how birds poop. It ends up everywhere. That's

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<v Speaker 1>why who hasn't been pooped on.

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<v Speaker 2>By a bird? I don't like Jackie should be any different.

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<v Speaker 4>In Idaho, the Idaho multiple murder case, the one against

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<v Speaker 4>Brian Coburger, there's some new details against him as this

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<v Speaker 4>case is shaping up and we're drawing closer to a trial.

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<v Speaker 4>Among the documents revealed by prosecutors is what appears to

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<v Speaker 4>be a selfie that this guy took on his phone

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<v Speaker 4>about four or five hours after the killings. It is

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<v Speaker 4>in his bathroom, because we're all morons and can't take

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<v Speaker 4>selfies anywhere other than the bathroom.

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<v Speaker 2>He's wearing EarPods.

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<v Speaker 4>It looks like, and he is displaying what a key

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<v Speaker 4>piece of evidence in this case is the bushy eyebrows

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<v Speaker 4>that even the defense team is trying to get the

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<v Speaker 4>term bushy eyebrows excluded from the trial for some reason.

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<v Speaker 4>If you remember, one of the rammates, yeah, one of

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<v Speaker 4>the roommates did say that in the middle of the

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<v Speaker 4>night she saw somebody with bushy eyebrows in that house.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you are you familiar with the Masters University in Santa.

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<v Speaker 2>Clarita, Yeah, that's who I did that movie with.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh really, yes, Oh well, there has been a college

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<v Speaker 1>baseball player there, Owen Hayes, who is kicked out of

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<v Speaker 1>the university because he beat the crap out of an

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<v Speaker 1>eighty four year old man. He is surrendered to authorities

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<v Speaker 1>at the Santa Clorida Valley Sheriff Station, booked on a

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<v Speaker 1>charge of felony assault.

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<v Speaker 4>I saw the story about the guy being beat up,

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<v Speaker 4>but that seemed like it was about a week and

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<v Speaker 4>a half ago, and at the time they didn't have

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<v Speaker 4>a suspect.

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<v Speaker 1>So, yeah, that's not Oh it's a Christian school. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that's that's That's not how we honor the Lord.

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<v Speaker 2>Up.

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<v Speaker 4>Next, Stephen Klubeck, one of the names that's thrown his

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<v Speaker 4>hat into the ring when it comes to running for

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<v Speaker 4>governor in the Great State of California.

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<v Speaker 1>Your Jeopardy question first, before we invite guests into our House.

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<v Speaker 2>Of horrors, jamming a lot of stuff in this second.

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<v Speaker 1>Excuse me, I apologize nineteen eighties flashback for twelve hundred dollars.

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<v Speaker 1>Like his owner Sonny Crockett, Elvis the Alligator did not

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<v Speaker 1>wear socks on this TV series.

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<v Speaker 2>What is Miami Vice?

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<v Speaker 6>Yes?

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<v Speaker 2>Sir, bring on the.

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<v Speaker 1>Pastels and the cocaine. Blazers. Oh, blazers and cocaine, but

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<v Speaker 1>not sucks.

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<v Speaker 5>You're listening to Gary and Shannon on demand from KFI SI.

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<v Speaker 1>So we've got this new thing going on on the show. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>it's not really on the show, now, is it.

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<v Speaker 2>It's to kind of get you through the weekend.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, it's called the gas weekend fix.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like when all your.

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<v Speaker 1>Drugs, you've done all your drugs and you think you're

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<v Speaker 1>gonna be out of them for a couple days.

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<v Speaker 2>Wait what Just don't say no right away. Just go

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<v Speaker 2>with me on this journey.

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<v Speaker 1>Like you've got a bunch of okay, wait, I'll put

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<v Speaker 1>it the way you can understand it.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you've got a bunch of chips.

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<v Speaker 1>In the pantry, okay, And you're looking at that pantry

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<v Speaker 1>and you're like, oh man, I'm beating chips all week long.

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<v Speaker 2>This is gonna be a good week. I'm gonna get

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<v Speaker 2>a lot of these chips. Yum yum. Chips make me

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<v Speaker 2>feel good. I like them. They make me happy. Twenty

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<v Speaker 2>hours worth of channing.

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<v Speaker 1>And then Friday at one o'clock rolls around. You go

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<v Speaker 1>into that pantry and you're like, oh my god, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>out of chips, and your wife's like, it's okay, honey,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm going to the market on Monday. You will have

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<v Speaker 1>chips Monday at nine am. And you're like that's a lot.

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<v Speaker 2>And you're like.

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<v Speaker 1>And you're like, but all weekend I have to just

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<v Speaker 1>sit here and know that that pantry is empty and like,

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<v Speaker 1>I have no chips and that sucks. Well, guess what

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<v Speaker 1>we have provided you with a bag of chips to

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<v Speaker 2>That's what we have done on this show.

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, Gas Weekend Fix, not Chips Fix.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's a.

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<v Speaker 4>Podcast that is entirely separate from whatever you've heard this

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<v Speaker 4>week on the Gary and Shannon Show.

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<v Speaker 2>Right, So this is as far as you'll get.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh and then oh there's chips.

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<v Speaker 4>Here, there are chips. So here's how you're going to

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<v Speaker 4>get it. It will be posted tomorrow if you add

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<v Speaker 4>KFI and the Gas podcast is a preset on your

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<v Speaker 4>iHeart app. It's basically subscribing when you're on the app.

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<v Speaker 4>You could do it on any of the other places

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<v Speaker 4>you find your as well. Just subscribe to the podcast

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<v Speaker 4>and this one, this gast Weekend Fix will pop up,

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<v Speaker 4>and again, it's completely unique. It has nothing to do

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<v Speaker 4>with what we've done in the previous week, and it's

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<v Speaker 4>completely new material, stuff that you haven't heard before and

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<v Speaker 4>stuff that we have not mentioned on the show. So

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<v Speaker 4>that's one thing, one thing to keep in mind. A

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<v Speaker 4>couple of big stories from today. One of them was

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<v Speaker 4>handful of different newspapers. Washington Post, New York Times, Wall

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<v Speaker 4>Street Journal had come out and said that the Pentagon

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<v Speaker 4>was scheduled to brief Elon Musk on the military's plan

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<v Speaker 2>That's the way the New York Times put it.

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<v Speaker 4>The Washington Post said that this meeting was focused on

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<v Speaker 4>briefing on plans for a potential war with China. Now,

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<v Speaker 4>hours after the reports first came out out in those newspapers,

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<v Speaker 4>the Pentagon and the President came out to deny that

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<v Speaker 4>this had anything to do with China. President Trump on

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<v Speaker 4>truth Social said China will not even be mentioned or discussed,

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<v Speaker 4>said that Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth was going to lead

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<v Speaker 4>it's an informal meeting about innovation, efficiencies and smarter production.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, and sometimes I think Trump just wants to explode

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<v Speaker 1>people's minds. And even he came by, and when I

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<v Speaker 1>say that, I mean he knew that if he invited

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<v Speaker 1>or whatever when they were supposed to talk about China

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<v Speaker 1>and the threat of China impossible wargames with China, that

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<v Speaker 2>Lose their minds.

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<v Speaker 1>And he likes to see that because it's funny because

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<v Speaker 1>he's saying, you're losing your mind over nothing. And that's

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<v Speaker 1>essentially what he said this afternoon when he said, no,

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<v Speaker 1>Elon Musk is not going to be privy to this.

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<v Speaker 1>Elon Musk has business in China. Not only does he

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<v Speaker 1>have business currently with Tesla when it comes to sales

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<v Speaker 1>and production, he wants to expand there. So any sort

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<v Speaker 1>of potential war, escalation of conflict with China, we will

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<v Speaker 1>not be involving him in because it's a gross conflict

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<v Speaker 4>President Trump, if he were to allow Elon Musk to

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<v Speaker 4>have access to that kind of information that puts Elon

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<v Speaker 4>Musk in a threatening position or in a threatened position

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<v Speaker 4>perhaps where he could be compromised by China because of

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<v Speaker 4>those business dealings. And if they wanted to hold something

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<v Speaker 4>over Elon Musk's head, whether it's his business or whatever,

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<v Speaker 4>that they would do that. But the way he put

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<v Speaker 1>Most presidents don't. But you can see where people would

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<v Speaker 1>all they have to do is lather them up. All

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<v Speaker 1>All you have to do is lift Elon Musk up

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<v Speaker 1>and Trump will get rid of him.

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<v Speaker 4>a literal and a figurative sense, all they do is.

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<v Speaker 2>Ingratiate Musk to Trump.

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<v Speaker 4>He wants to Trump wants to then feel like, hey,

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<v Speaker 1>As soon as Musk starts getting more headlines and getting

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<v Speaker 4>And they've just set that back that they've pushed back

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<v Speaker 2>I don't think which one do you want that one?

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<v Speaker 1>we've got pythons. We have a recti matters, we have buttocks.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it was like and sparkles, and now it's like

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<v Speaker 2>You just sounded super creepy. You're like beautiful and dirty,

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<v Speaker 4>All right, what you learned this week on The Gary

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<v Speaker 2>You're listening to Gary and Shannon on demand from KFI.

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<v Speaker 2>A forty seven does look very cool. It's pretty cool.

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<v Speaker 2>I think I need one. I saw a meme.

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<v Speaker 4>It's been around for a while, but if you can

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<v Speaker 2>Ah wow, I.

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<v Speaker 4>Mean it's supposed to obviously the stealth aircraft that we

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<v Speaker 2>How cool would that be to know that you were

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<v Speaker 2>the target of I don't want to that. How long

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<v Speaker 2>They sent this plane for me just to go get you.

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<v Speaker 4>Speaking of airplanes, planes are now taking off and landing

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<v Speaker 4>at London's Heathrow Airport. There was a massive fire overnight

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<v Speaker 2>I think it's the fifth busiest.

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<v Speaker 4>British Airways Jet was the first one to touch down

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<v Speaker 4>about eighteen hours after the airport was closed because of

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<v Speaker 4>the power outage. He throw had canceled all flights for

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<v Speaker 4>some flight after electricity was restored, but more than thirteen

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<v Speaker 4>hundred flights to and from Heathrow from around the world

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<v Speaker 4>were affected by this. They said that the impacts will

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<v Speaker 4>aircraft and crew, et cetera. Oh, just a quick note

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<v Speaker 4>about the gas Weekend Fix.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't it won't.

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<v Speaker 4>All you have to do is search for Gary and Shannon.

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<v Speaker 4>When you see our podcast, it gives you the option

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<v Speaker 2>Out just like that. Just weekend chips in your pantry.

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<v Speaker 2>every week, every week we learned some things, don't we Yes,

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<v Speaker 2>we do.

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<v Speaker 4>Gary, We wearn little nuggets about each other And what

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<v Speaker 4>did you?

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<v Speaker 1>I learned things about you this week.

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<v Speaker 2>I learned that you like toe puppets and you think

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<v Speaker 2>somehow that that's the fact that remember we're also but

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<v Speaker 4>But if you were listening and you learn about us

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<v Speaker 4>or things or the world or whatever it is, we'd love.

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<v Speaker 2>To know it.

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<v Speaker 4>And that's why we ask you every week, what did

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<v Speaker 4>you learn this week?

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<v Speaker 2>On the Gary How do you remember that. That's one

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<v Speaker 2>that's not hard to remember. First of all, it was

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<v Speaker 2>a hypothetical.

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<v Speaker 4>It wasn't that like not hypothetical that felt like you've

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<v Speaker 4>got some weird little mini socks around it, don't. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>you have a drawer somewhere in the house that has

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<v Speaker 4>little toe puppets in it.

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<v Speaker 8>Gary and Shanna, what I learned this week on your

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<v Speaker 8>show that you guys have been together for ten years.

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<v Speaker 8>You guys have such great chemistry. Has always been that way.

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<v Speaker 8>Can we get some snippets of your first couple of episodes?

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<v Speaker 8>Awkward you guys were, or you guys were just great

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<v Speaker 8>from the beginning. Thank you, have a good weekend.

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<v Speaker 9>Bye.

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<v Speaker 2>I do like did he left open the option that

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<v Speaker 2>I remember Tuesday, but I hear old.

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<v Speaker 1>Snippets and I don't like it. I mean, I don't

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<v Speaker 1>like me, but I hear new snippets and I don't

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<v Speaker 1>like me. I think you've been from the beginning.

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<v Speaker 9>Hey, garynon happy Friday.

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 10>What I learned on your show this week is that

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<v Speaker 10>Shannon's down to beat the crap out of any coworker

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<v Speaker 10>for some fast food. If my boss came up to

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<v Speaker 10>sobody for a cheese berger. I'd turned the tables on

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<v Speaker 10>my boss and beat it saturday him. And then when

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<v Speaker 10>I'm done beating the sh out of him, demand a

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<v Speaker 10>steak and lobster. Have a good day.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you, steak and law a little surf and turf

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<v Speaker 1>there for the beat down.

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<v Speaker 2>That's a lot of food.

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<v Speaker 1>It is. I feel like the lobster is just gratuitous

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<v Speaker 1>at that point, Like if you're not happy with a

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<v Speaker 1>good piece of steak f and you yeah, how is the.

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<v Speaker 2>How's the lobster going to make it better?

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<v Speaker 1>Come on?

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<v Speaker 3>This week on the Gary and Channon Show, I learned

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<v Speaker 3>that I could actually be offended by a stranger. When

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<v Speaker 3>you guys said that I'm lazy because I have my

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<v Speaker 3>kid ride his bike to school. Hmm, and I have

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<v Speaker 3>To pair of bills.

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<v Speaker 2>Man, lazy, No, no, no, that's not what we said.

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<v Speaker 4>By the way, We're not strangers.

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<v Speaker 1>We were saying that it's the adults on those bikes

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<v Speaker 9>What I learned on the Gary and Shannon Show this week,

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<v Speaker 2>For giving my kids an e bike.

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<v Speaker 6>Oh.

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<v Speaker 2>Also very helpful tip. I can hide vodka in my

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<v Speaker 2>tampon boxes.

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<v Speaker 9>Thanks.

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<v Speaker 2>See. I see what you did there, I see what

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<v Speaker 2>you did.

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<v Speaker 6>I learned on the Gary Shannon Show that the Gary

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<v Speaker 6>Shannon Show crew are ruthless.

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<v Speaker 2>Ruthless. They will fight for sandwiches, fries and keen wa.

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<v Speaker 2>You guys are brutal. Yeah, nobody's fighting for king wax sceptebrah.

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<v Speaker 2>We'd let her have it.

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<v Speaker 4>What I learned this week called the Gary and Shannon

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<v Speaker 4>Show is that Shannon likes Ganja.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm right there with your girl. Uh okay, you're the

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<v Speaker 2>one who said it. I did say, Ganja. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>Can I I've just never been a goanja person. I

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<v Speaker 2>We stopped saying Ganja yes.

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<v Speaker 5>Meeting to garyan Shannon Show, I learned that prolonged exposure

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<v Speaker 5>to zero gravity has an adverse effect on the human body.

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<v Speaker 5>I think we all know about the loss of muscle

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<v Speaker 5>mass and bone density while we're in space, but what

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<v Speaker 5>I didn't know, and what I learned from you guys,

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<v Speaker 5>was that the eyeballs get reshaped in space.

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<v Speaker 9>Yep, that's crazy, kind of messes with your vision.

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<v Speaker 5>Anyway, You'll have a good weekend.

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<v Speaker 11>Thank you. Thanks Hi guys. Dug from San Diego. And

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<v Speaker 11>what I learned today on the Gary and Shannon Show

432
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<v Speaker 11>is that Shannon is not just hot for Gary's wife,

433
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<v Speaker 11>She's also hot for attractive homeless dudes that like to

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<v Speaker 11>steal Happy Friday.

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<v Speaker 2>Over a prince.

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<v Speaker 9>Yes, Gary, Shannon John from Glendora.

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<v Speaker 2>You guys are knocking it out today.

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<v Speaker 6>What I learned today that I've been ordering my in

439
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<v Speaker 6>and out double double all wrong. It's not animal.

440
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<v Speaker 2>Style, it's monkey style.

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<v Speaker 6>And I guarantee Shannon, you have started something today with that.

442
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<v Speaker 2>Thanks so much.

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<v Speaker 10>You guys keep me happy every day and I love lifts,

444
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<v Speaker 10>listening laughing to you guys, take care.

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<v Speaker 2>Thank every Friday.

446
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<v Speaker 4>Thanks they out there they dry style boom in the

447
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<v Speaker 4>Double Monkey Doe.

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<v Speaker 6>I learned this week on Gary and Shannon is that

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<v Speaker 6>someday in the future, we don't know when exactly, but

450
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<v Speaker 6>we do know that it is going to happen that

451
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<v Speaker 6>Gary is going to come missing, and the first place

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<v Speaker 6>we send police is to look in that shed behind

453
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<v Speaker 6>Shannon's house where Gary is tied to a chair with

454
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<v Speaker 6>his feet all dressed up and Shannon playing topo.

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<v Speaker 2>I wouldn't play with his toes. I told you they're

456
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<v Speaker 2>too hairy toe puppets.

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<v Speaker 1>If I was to play with toes and dress them

458
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<v Speaker 1>up as puppets, I would pick non hairy toes.

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you.

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<v Speaker 9>This week Gary and Shannon, I learned that Gary look

461
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<v Speaker 9>alike and could be siblings. Also, I learned that Shannon

462
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<v Speaker 9>has a tattoo close to her butt talks, and three,

463
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<v Speaker 9>I learned that Gary has teenage girls staying over his

464
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<v Speaker 9>house this week that may or may not be related.

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<v Speaker 4>No, they are related. They're not there this week. They

466
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<v Speaker 4>were there last weekend. That's all they related.

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<v Speaker 2>Most of them doesn't matter.

468
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<v Speaker 9>Big Shannon is the course, like King. What I realize

469
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<v Speaker 9>this week and every other week is everybody sucks and

470
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<v Speaker 9>it's Friday, and I will be in Vegas by midnight.

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<v Speaker 7>That's all that matters. Always been on Red, always been

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<v Speaker 7>on Red, good week, Always been on.

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<v Speaker 2>Mountains are blue? Enjoy those course lights?

474
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<v Speaker 1>Well weird how a scene from a movie from nineteen

475
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<v Speaker 1>ninety three stays with you.

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<v Speaker 4>The other thing we do on Fridays to get you

477
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<v Speaker 4>ready for the weekend is our nine news nugget you

478
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<v Speaker 4>need to know.

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<v Speaker 2>Here's our honorable Mention.

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<v Speaker 6>Honorable Mention, honor serving with.

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<v Speaker 2>You, Great and Honorable Moses.

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<v Speaker 5>So today we're holding auditions to become the newest member

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<v Speaker 5>of honorable Mention.

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<v Speaker 1>There is a beach town in Tuscany called or Beltello Orbitello,

485
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<v Speaker 1>and they want an emergency declaration to help combat what

486
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<v Speaker 1>you're gonna find in since and is it Cleveland or Cincinnati?

487
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<v Speaker 1>I think it was Cleveland. The Midges, remember the Midges

488
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<v Speaker 1>when the Midges Midges descended on a game, and I

489
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<v Speaker 1>believe it was Cleveland a Chargers Brown's game. And the

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<v Speaker 1>Midges are a lot. They come around once a year

491
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<v Speaker 1>for a season and they are a free and burden,

492
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<v Speaker 1>and they're in that Tuscany beach town. They're keeping people indoors.

493
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<v Speaker 1>The tourism, the tourism industry is down because nobody wants

494
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<v Speaker 1>to go live with the midges.

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<v Speaker 2>That these little flies, and they just they're so annoying. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I have a question. What's your question?

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<v Speaker 4>Is Tuscany oh like a specific? Is it a region

498
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<v Speaker 4>like an actual state? It's a region?

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<v Speaker 1>Uh, you know, I'm not really sure if it would

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<v Speaker 1>be called a state or just a region.

501
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<v Speaker 2>The equivalent of what would be a state.

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<v Speaker 1>All I think when I think Tuscany is wine, beautiful

503
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<v Speaker 1>rolling hills and vineyards, Sienna wine or.

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<v Speaker 2>Your voice changed. I think what I think of Tuscany as.

505
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<v Speaker 1>Wine and a lot of olive oil. Loved it, Loved Tuscany.

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<v Speaker 1>You should get a villa there and then let me

507
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<v Speaker 1>stay in it and.

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<v Speaker 2>Get married there. Here's number nine. At number nine, I

509
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<v Speaker 2>did ninth place.

510
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<v Speaker 7>If the cops dirty nine times out of tennis?

511
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<v Speaker 12>Partner's dirty too, And I speak nine languages right basically

512
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<v Speaker 12>everybody at table nning.

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<v Speaker 4>I feel ready to go another nine?

514
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<v Speaker 9>And niner?

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<v Speaker 2>Did I catch a niner in there where you're calling

516
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<v Speaker 2>from Milwaukie talkie.

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<v Speaker 4>You don't know the name Robert Erlick, I assume or

518
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<v Speaker 4>at least what he's famous for.

519
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<v Speaker 2>I feel like that's a very familiar name to me.

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<v Speaker 4>But Robert Erlick was running for mayor of Seacliff, a

521
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<v Speaker 4>Long Island about twenty six miles northeast of Midtown Manhattan,

522
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<v Speaker 4>and Erlick lost the mayor the vote for mayor account

523
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<v Speaker 4>of one thousand and sixty four to his sixty two.

524
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<v Speaker 2>Ooh, that is a landslide.

525
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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, Robert Erlick is the guy you know.

526
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<v Speaker 2>You love his booty because this is the pirate booty.

527
00:26:56.279 --> 00:26:58.559
<v Speaker 2>Why doesn't he just stick to the pirate's booty. That's

528
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<v Speaker 2>delicious popcorn snack foods.

529
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<v Speaker 4>When he went to village hall and presented a statement

530
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<v Speaker 4>falsely asserting his authority as mayor, he demanded access to office.

531
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<v Speaker 4>Spase declared that the entire village staff was fired, effective immediately,

532
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<v Speaker 4>but they could reply for their jobs. Sounds like he

533
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<v Speaker 4>was trying to doze his way through Seacliff in Long Island.

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<v Speaker 2>Number eight.

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<v Speaker 7>Alive is bold every eight second listening to eight different

536
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<v Speaker 7>bosses drawn on about mission statements.

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<v Speaker 1>This is very final destination? Is it not the movie

538
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<v Speaker 1>franchise where your death date is predestined? It actually is

539
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<v Speaker 1>the premise of a book I'm reading now. It's all

540
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<v Speaker 1>about do you believe in fate or not? Do you

541
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<v Speaker 1>believe you're fated to die of a certain thing on

542
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<v Speaker 1>a certain day or are there decisions you can make

543
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<v Speaker 1>that chain your fate? Can you fight fate? Well, there

544
00:28:03.519 --> 00:28:05.960
<v Speaker 1>is a man in Turkey. He's thirty three, and he's

545
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<v Speaker 1>known as the Suicide Traveler because he's tried to kill

546
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<v Speaker 1>himself two hundred and thirty two times to no avail.

547
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<v Speaker 2>That sounds to me like he's an attention guy.

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<v Speaker 1>You think, yes, But carrying a knife, a noose, and

549
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<v Speaker 1>a plastic bottle filled with gasoline?

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<v Speaker 4>Well all of the why are you doing all three

551
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<v Speaker 4>of them.

552
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<v Speaker 2>To make sure that it gets done? I would assume.

553
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<v Speaker 1>But here's the thing, as we all know, when we're hungry,

554
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<v Speaker 1>nothing gets done, does it.

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<v Speaker 5>No?

556
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<v Speaker 1>And he was hungry, so they lured him away from

557
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<v Speaker 1>his suicide mission with a kebab.

558
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<v Speaker 2>I love a kebab, I love a shwarm of kbab. Well,

559
00:28:49.279 --> 00:28:51.519
<v Speaker 2>he's just hungry. Sometimes people get.

560
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<v Speaker 11>It, you know.

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<v Speaker 1>Ken used to like bab a ganooche remember Ken from

562
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<v Speaker 1>John and Ken?

563
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<v Speaker 2>Yes, I remember.

564
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<v Speaker 10>That long.

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<v Speaker 2>He's a big fan of Baba. Here's number seven, the

566
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<v Speaker 2>seventh son of the seventh son.

567
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<v Speaker 11>We're on a seventh day with a government sec seventh

568
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<v Speaker 11>seven seven years of college done to drain.

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<v Speaker 4>Seven seven seven days.

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<v Speaker 11>Well.

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<v Speaker 4>A guy born in Port plus you Portsmouth, Virginia, back

572
00:29:25.640 --> 00:29:29.079
<v Speaker 4>in nineteen fifty seven named George Bell had no idea

573
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<v Speaker 4>what his life would turn out to be. He was

574
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<v Speaker 4>first awarded the tallest Man in the World title by

575
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<v Speaker 4>Guinness World Records in two thousand and seven. Then another

576
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<v Speaker 4>younger guy, igor of Volkovkovinsky, was just a fraction of

577
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<v Speaker 4>an inch taller. Voo Kovinsky died in twenty twenty one,

578
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<v Speaker 4>and George Bell took back the title as the world's

579
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<v Speaker 4>tallest man.

580
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<v Speaker 2>He has passed away. Great height comes with health problems.

581
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<v Speaker 4>He was diagnosed with a form of gigantism. It's like

582
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<v Speaker 4>a dogmones, It's like a dog.

583
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<v Speaker 2>Aren't dogs that are bigger?

584
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<v Speaker 4>Oh? Yeah, like great danes and things. He was born

585
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<v Speaker 4>in average size, but he said he first he was

586
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<v Speaker 4>new at first. He knew he was different by the

587
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<v Speaker 4>fourth grade, when a growth spurt happened, and in the

588
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<v Speaker 4>fourth grade he was already five feet tall, so he

589
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<v Speaker 4>was on uh. He was actually a law enforcement officer

590
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<v Speaker 4>in state of Virginia, but became an actor. I played

591
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<v Speaker 4>for the Harlem Globetrotters for a while. Died at his

592
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<v Speaker 4>family home in North Carolina at the age of sixty seven.

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<v Speaker 2>Number six. I got six, you.

594
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<v Speaker 9>Got six, she got six. Number six.

595
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<v Speaker 11>There's six more weeks of later picture of me a

596
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<v Speaker 11>rabbi and six drunk and longshorem.

597
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<v Speaker 2>We just dick you in a nursing home closer to us.

598
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<v Speaker 2>I don't have to die. Take that drink another ship track.

599
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<v Speaker 1>You ever get into a fight over a prize piece

600
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<v Speaker 1>of bacon at a youth farming competition.

601
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<v Speaker 4>The West Virginia FFA state ham Bacon and Egg Show, Yes, pleasure.

602
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<v Speaker 2>I want to go to that. We should do the

603
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<v Speaker 2>show from their next year.

604
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<v Speaker 4>Cody Lucy was caught on surveillance footage switching tags on

605
00:31:00.160 --> 00:31:02.559
<v Speaker 4>a piece of Grand Champion rated bacon that belonged to

606
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<v Speaker 4>another student with that that belonged.

607
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<v Speaker 2>To his kid.

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<v Speaker 4>It's okay, buddy, you can come in second place in

609
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<v Speaker 4>the World's Best Bacon Championship. Second place I know, listen,

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<v Speaker 4>I don't I don't want to settle, but but you're close.

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<v Speaker 12>Only counts and horseshoes and grenades, hand grenades. I'm sorry.

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<v Speaker 12>That was an unnecessary correction. It was I'll talk to myself.

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<v Speaker 12>I'm gonna I'm just gonna take a moment.

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<v Speaker 2>For five What are you doing?

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<v Speaker 4>Totally unnecessary, I know, but I have five rutes.

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<v Speaker 1>This is the year.

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<v Speaker 2>Five point five.

618
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<v Speaker 9>Would be a favorite.

619
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<v Speaker 2>Loose five pounds immediately.

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<v Speaker 1>Men, it's okay, we're good men, like because I never

621
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<v Speaker 1>crack you. Uh.

622
00:31:57.119 --> 00:31:59.079
<v Speaker 2>Men love YouTube tutorials.

623
00:31:59.200 --> 00:32:02.079
<v Speaker 1>My husband something the other day and I go, how'd

624
00:32:02.079 --> 00:32:04.119
<v Speaker 1>you know how to fix that? And he said, YouTube,

625
00:32:05.000 --> 00:32:07.799
<v Speaker 1>this is where men go and women get too.

626
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<v Speaker 2>You know. But I have not done this because I

627
00:32:10.240 --> 00:32:11.160
<v Speaker 2>don't fix anything.

628
00:32:11.359 --> 00:32:14.039
<v Speaker 1>But this guy wanted to fix himself, so he went

629
00:32:14.079 --> 00:32:17.240
<v Speaker 1>to YouTube to find out how to perform surgery on himself.

630
00:32:17.279 --> 00:32:20.440
<v Speaker 4>He wanted to do an appendectomy, and he got as

631
00:32:20.440 --> 00:32:23.480
<v Speaker 4>far as cutting open his own belly, but he is

632
00:32:23.519 --> 00:32:26.319
<v Speaker 4>now in critical condition. He made a seven inch incision

633
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<v Speaker 4>on the lower right side of the abdomen, thinking he

634
00:32:28.519 --> 00:32:31.759
<v Speaker 4>had all the information he would need to get rid

635
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<v Speaker 4>of that stanky old appendix.

636
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<v Speaker 2>How much do doctors love this?

637
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<v Speaker 1>Like, don't doctors just look at you as such disdain

638
00:32:39.559 --> 00:32:41.319
<v Speaker 1>when you go into their office and you're like, so,

639
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<v Speaker 1>here's the deal. I have bibney failure, kidney failure, and

640
00:32:45.599 --> 00:32:48.039
<v Speaker 1>here's why I googled it. And doctors hate that, right?

641
00:32:48.359 --> 00:32:50.200
<v Speaker 1>How stoked are they to see this guy who's like,

642
00:32:50.279 --> 00:32:51.680
<v Speaker 1>I thought I had it, I thought.

643
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<v Speaker 2>I could do it. And they're like, and now look

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<v Speaker 2>at you, sir. Here's number four.

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<v Speaker 3>Poor minute's probably on his fourth tranquilizer by.

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<v Speaker 7>Now comandment number four that goes, this isn't the same

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<v Speaker 7>world that you left four years ago.

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<v Speaker 4>I mean, I don't know how you depends on how

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<v Speaker 4>you feel about snakes. Some people are really terrified of

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<v Speaker 4>snakes and others don't. It doesn't really bother them. But

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<v Speaker 4>police in Tennessee, you're looking for four people accused of

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<v Speaker 4>robbing a convenience store in Jackson, Tennessee, while holding four pythons.

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<v Speaker 4>Two men, two women went in there, each of them

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<v Speaker 4>holding pythons. Authority said they took four hundred dollars worth

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<v Speaker 4>of CBD oil. And that's what you go for, CBD

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<v Speaker 4>oil that ain't gonna get you high.

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<v Speaker 2>No, huh, maybe they were high.

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<v Speaker 1>In the first Is there something about CBD oil that

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<v Speaker 1>you and I don't get, Like, are people injecting it

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<v Speaker 1>and it's a thing and we're just idiots?

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<v Speaker 4>Probably number three three shall be the count shall be?

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<v Speaker 4>Oh yeah, that security clearance level three.

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<v Speaker 2>All three of the three. I got all three of

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<v Speaker 2>you guys for the rest of your natal born live.

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<v Speaker 2>After that, they both start to stink.

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<v Speaker 1>Three guys, there's so stupid you don't know about sniffing

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<v Speaker 1>lines of CBD oil.

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<v Speaker 4>The Singapore Food Agency, our version would be the FDA,

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<v Speaker 4>has said that they are going to ban a Malaysian

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<v Speaker 4>made coffee product called Kope panimbook being sold on local

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<v Speaker 4>e commerce platforms. They said it claimed to enhance enhance

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<v Speaker 4>male sexual performance and lo and behold it has to

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<v Speaker 4>dalafill in it.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, the kope uh coffee, it's like it's like this

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<v Speaker 1>little animal that eats the coffee beans and then poops

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<v Speaker 1>them out. Oh you're right, yeah, the poop has amazing

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<v Speaker 1>qualities apparently to it that enhance the coffee.

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<v Speaker 2>So I guess you know what.

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<v Speaker 1>Of course, the next thing you're going to jump to

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<v Speaker 1>is does this make my penis do things.

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<v Speaker 2>There's number two, what's going on? Better? And no w ringinging.

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<v Speaker 1>I got to really figure out that whole fitted sheet conundrum.

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<v Speaker 4>But two Japanese tourists in their twenties have been detained.

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<v Speaker 2>Have you ever tried to fold a fitted sheet? That's yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>that's not hard. It's not great.

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<v Speaker 4>There's no like, there's no great way to do it,

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<v Speaker 4>but it's not like, Yeah, you spent a lot of

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<v Speaker 4>time thinking about folding fitted sheets.

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<v Speaker 2>It's the hardest thing. What are you doing this weekend?

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<v Speaker 1>Well, you just mentioned a penis folding laundry, and I thought,

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<v Speaker 1>wouldn't it be great if it could fold a fitted sheet?

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<v Speaker 2>Because it's the worst. Never mind, these.

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<v Speaker 4>Two people on their twice took a picture in front

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<v Speaker 4>of the Great Wall of China but mooned it while

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<v Speaker 4>they were there.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, do that in two weeks into Chinese prison for You.

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<v Speaker 1>May get away with flashing your ass in America, but

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<v Speaker 1>don't do that in another country and they'll kill you

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<v Speaker 1>for it.

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<v Speaker 2>One week per cheek. You're number one, weird, number one,

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<v Speaker 2>number one, We're number one. I decided to look out

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<v Speaker 2>for number one. Are you the nine one row?

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<v Speaker 10>Number one?

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<v Speaker 6>Number one, number one.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, a German school, somebody climbed up on the roof

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<v Speaker 4>and decided to draw a giant sixty five foot laundry folder.

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<v Speaker 4>The appendage now had the edges painted over in a

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<v Speaker 4>not so discreete attempt to conceal it. But this massive

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<v Speaker 4>picture of a penis was so large it was picked

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<v Speaker 4>up by satellite and is currently visible on Google Maps.

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<v Speaker 4>So the school, the Waldorf School in Kreuzberg.

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<v Speaker 2>Gat named is going to is going to have to

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<v Speaker 2>paint over the entire roofs get rid of the phallus.

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<v Speaker 12>I mean that's kind of like a Disney plot line, right,

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<v Speaker 12>the painting on the roof.

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<v Speaker 2>No, the folding of the laundry and the fitted sheet

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<v Speaker 2>Disney plot well, I don't know what the movies you watch.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, in some Disney movies, the birds and other creatures

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<v Speaker 1>help the launch beast like the clock in the Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>yes they do household tasks.

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<v Speaker 2>The Weekend Fix.

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<v Speaker 4>it the.

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<v Speaker 2>Big build up there, and he did not deliver a

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<v Speaker 2>Tolly got a shame. Nobody wants to see that.

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