Speaker 1: This is Gary and Shannon, and you're listening to kf
Speaker 1: I A M six forty, the Gary and Shannon Show
Speaker 1: on demand on the iHeartRadio app. So we were just
Speaker 1: doing a project up on the balcony, which is why
Speaker 1: we're a little bit late.
Speaker 2: Apologies, apologies.
Speaker 1: I was just I felt confident in us being late
Speaker 1: because I figured Deborah could just I was enjoying the song.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so I just I was happy to just listen.
Speaker 2: I was going to wait till it was over, and
Speaker 2: then if you didn't come back, then I would take over. Well,
Speaker 2: thank you for that, thank you for looking out for
Speaker 2: I wanted you to make you feel like you're the
Speaker 2: only girl in the world. I see what you did there.
Speaker 2: What else is going on?
Speaker 3: Well?
Speaker 2: See, now, Tony's the one that's not ready. Tony still
Speaker 2: pissed at us? Oh is that sorry? Tony? I'm sorry.
Speaker 2: What's happening.
Speaker 1: Heathrow is the headline today, because when you shut down
Speaker 1: an airport like Heathrow, you're going to feel it globally,
Speaker 1: travel across the globe. Lax absolutely, passengers left stranded, hundreds
Speaker 1: of thousands of people. They say that, well, it was
Speaker 1: going to be closed all day but flights have resumed
Speaker 1: at Heathrow. But like I said, hundreds of thousands of
Speaker 1: people affected. And it's not just like your flight is
Speaker 1: delayed an hour to Phoenix. It's like your flight to
Speaker 1: Dubai now lands in Finland and figure it out from there.
Speaker 4: Well, I mean, and these airlines know that there are
Speaker 4: going to be issues like this every once in a while,
Speaker 4: so they do have the procedures in place to get
Speaker 4: you where you need to go. But like you said,
Speaker 4: people that flew into were diverted to places like Gatwick,
Speaker 4: then had to take a bus to get to Heathrow
Speaker 4: and then sit there and wait because even then, even
Speaker 4: though you're on the ground, you don't know when you're
Speaker 4: gonna be able to take off again.
Speaker 3: Right.
Speaker 4: So, there was a notorious killer serving a life in
Speaker 4: prison sentence without parole. We're killing a few guys here
Speaker 4: in La County apparently strangled his wife to death during
Speaker 4: a conjugal visit late last year.
Speaker 2: Why are we giving people great.
Speaker 1: Questions serving life in prison without the possibility of parole
Speaker 1: conjugal visits. I mean, let's just say that this person,
Speaker 1: this woman purported to want to see this guy. How
Speaker 1: do you know that he doesn't have some sort of
Speaker 1: manipulative grip over this woman, who okay, is a conjugal
Speaker 1: visit and he's just a bad person.
Speaker 2: I mean, come on, you.
Speaker 1: Don't get life without the possibility of parole for something minor.
Speaker 4: And by the way, this is what Mule Creek State Prison.
Speaker 4: This is not a nice place. And even if you
Speaker 4: are in love with sir, with mister with the man
Speaker 4: of your life who is also again found guilty of
Speaker 4: killing four other people, is this how you want to
Speaker 4: spend your weekend.
Speaker 2: How often are conjugal visits?
Speaker 1: They say they're held in private apartment like facilities on
Speaker 1: prison grounds. They're restricted to immediate family members including legal smouses, parents,
Speaker 1: and children, and last around thirty to forty hours. I
Speaker 1: mean that's like a weekend. Yeah, that's how often do
Speaker 1: you get those?
Speaker 2: Anyway?
Speaker 4: Uh?
Speaker 2: Have you been watching the eagles on the eagle Cam?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 2: What's going on?
Speaker 4: Jackie was enjoying some fresh fish when one of her
Speaker 4: chicks fired off a poop right into her face, and
Speaker 4: people who were watching this on the Friends of Big
Speaker 4: Bear Valley YouTube channel made it a big deal and
Speaker 4: turned it into like a slow motion Really this happens all.
Speaker 1: This is how birds poop. It ends up everywhere. That's
Speaker 1: why who hasn't been pooped on.
Speaker 2: By a bird? I don't like Jackie should be any different.
Speaker 4: In Idaho, the Idaho multiple murder case, the one against
Speaker 4: Brian Coburger, there's some new details against him as this
Speaker 4: case is shaping up and we're drawing closer to a trial.
Speaker 4: Among the documents revealed by prosecutors is what appears to
Speaker 4: be a selfie that this guy took on his phone
Speaker 4: about four or five hours after the killings. It is
Speaker 4: in his bathroom, because we're all morons and can't take
Speaker 4: selfies anywhere other than the bathroom.
Speaker 2: He's wearing EarPods.
Speaker 4: It looks like, and he is displaying what a key
Speaker 4: piece of evidence in this case is the bushy eyebrows
Speaker 4: that even the defense team is trying to get the
Speaker 4: term bushy eyebrows excluded from the trial for some reason.
Speaker 4: If you remember, one of the rammates, yeah, one of
Speaker 4: the roommates did say that in the middle of the
Speaker 4: night she saw somebody with bushy eyebrows in that house.
Speaker 1: Do you are you familiar with the Masters University in Santa.
Speaker 2: Clarita, Yeah, that's who I did that movie with.
Speaker 1: Oh really, yes, Oh well, there has been a college
Speaker 1: baseball player there, Owen Hayes, who is kicked out of
Speaker 1: the university because he beat the crap out of an
Speaker 1: eighty four year old man. He is surrendered to authorities
Speaker 1: at the Santa Clorida Valley Sheriff Station, booked on a
Speaker 1: charge of felony assault.
Speaker 4: I saw the story about the guy being beat up,
Speaker 4: but that seemed like it was about a week and
Speaker 4: a half ago, and at the time they didn't have
Speaker 4: a suspect.
Speaker 1: So, yeah, that's not Oh it's a Christian school. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's that's That's not how we honor the Lord.
Speaker 2: Up.
Speaker 4: Next, Stephen Klubeck, one of the names that's thrown his
Speaker 4: hat into the ring when it comes to running for
Speaker 4: governor in the Great State of California.
Speaker 1: Your Jeopardy question first, before we invite guests into our House.
Speaker 2: Of horrors, jamming a lot of stuff in this second.
Speaker 1: Excuse me, I apologize nineteen eighties flashback for twelve hundred dollars.
Speaker 1: Like his owner Sonny Crockett, Elvis the Alligator did not
Speaker 1: wear socks on this TV series.
Speaker 2: What is Miami Vice?
Speaker 6: Yes?
Speaker 2: Sir, bring on the.
Speaker 1: Pastels and the cocaine. Blazers. Oh, blazers and cocaine, but
Speaker 1: not sucks.
Speaker 5: You're listening to Gary and Shannon on demand from KFI SI.
Speaker 1: So we've got this new thing going on on the show. Well,
Speaker 1: it's not really on the show, now, is it.
Speaker 2: It's to kind of get you through the weekend.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's called the gas weekend fix.
Speaker 2: It's like when all your.
Speaker 1: Drugs, you've done all your drugs and you think you're
Speaker 1: gonna be out of them for a couple days.
Speaker 2: Wait what Just don't say no right away. Just go
Speaker 2: with me on this journey.
Speaker 1: Like you've got a bunch of okay, wait, I'll put
Speaker 1: it the way you can understand it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you've got a bunch of chips.
Speaker 1: In the pantry, okay, And you're looking at that pantry
Speaker 1: and you're like, oh man, I'm beating chips all week long.
Speaker 2: This is gonna be a good week. I'm gonna get
Speaker 2: a lot of these chips. Yum yum. Chips make me
Speaker 2: feel good. I like them. They make me happy. Twenty
Speaker 2: hours worth of channing.
Speaker 1: And then Friday at one o'clock rolls around. You go
Speaker 1: into that pantry and you're like, oh my god, I'm
Speaker 1: out of chips, and your wife's like, it's okay, honey,
Speaker 1: I'm going to the market on Monday. You will have
Speaker 1: chips Monday at nine am. And you're like that's a lot.
Speaker 2: And you're like.
Speaker 1: And you're like, but all weekend I have to just
Speaker 1: sit here and know that that pantry is empty and like,
Speaker 1: I have no chips and that sucks. Well, guess what
Speaker 1: we have provided you with a bag of chips to
Speaker 1: get through the weekend.
Speaker 2: That's what we have done on this show.
Speaker 4: Yes, Gas Weekend Fix, not Chips Fix.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a.
Speaker 4: Podcast that is entirely separate from whatever you've heard this
Speaker 4: week on the Gary and Shannon Show.
Speaker 2: Right, So this is as far as you'll get.
Speaker 1: Oh and then oh there's chips.
Speaker 4: Here, there are chips. So here's how you're going to
Speaker 4: get it. It will be posted tomorrow if you add
Speaker 4: KFI and the Gas podcast is a preset on your
Speaker 4: iHeart app. It's basically subscribing when you're on the app.
Speaker 4: You could do it on any of the other places
Speaker 4: you find your as well. Just subscribe to the podcast
Speaker 4: and this one, this gast Weekend Fix will pop up,
Speaker 4: and again, it's completely unique. It has nothing to do
Speaker 4: with what we've done in the previous week, and it's
Speaker 4: completely new material, stuff that you haven't heard before and
Speaker 4: stuff that we have not mentioned on the show. So
Speaker 4: that's one thing, one thing to keep in mind. A
Speaker 4: couple of big stories from today. One of them was
Speaker 4: this breathless story that was posted in a couple a
Speaker 4: handful of different newspapers. Washington Post, New York Times, Wall
Speaker 4: Street Journal had come out and said that the Pentagon
Speaker 4: was scheduled to brief Elon Musk on the military's plan
Speaker 4: for any war that might break out with China.
Speaker 2: That's the way the New York Times put it.
Speaker 4: The Washington Post said that this meeting was focused on
Speaker 4: the threat posed by China, and the Wall Street Journal
Speaker 4: said that this was supposed to be a top secret
Speaker 4: briefing on plans for a potential war with China. Now,
Speaker 4: hours after the reports first came out out in those newspapers,
Speaker 4: the Pentagon and the President came out to deny that
Speaker 4: this had anything to do with China. President Trump on
Speaker 4: truth Social said China will not even be mentioned or discussed,
Speaker 4: said that Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth was going to lead
Speaker 4: the meeting, and Hegseth came out and described it by saying,
Speaker 4: it's an informal meeting about innovation, efficiencies and smarter production.
Speaker 1: Well, and sometimes I think Trump just wants to explode
Speaker 1: people's minds. And even he came by, and when I
Speaker 1: say that, I mean he knew that if he invited
Speaker 1: Elon Musk to the Oval or to the White House
Speaker 1: or whatever when they were supposed to talk about China
Speaker 1: and the threat of China impossible wargames with China, that
Speaker 1: people would.
Speaker 2: Lose their minds.
Speaker 1: And he likes to see that because it's funny because
Speaker 1: he's saying, you're losing your mind over nothing. And that's
Speaker 1: essentially what he said this afternoon when he said, no,
Speaker 1: Elon Musk is not going to be privy to this.
Speaker 1: Elon Musk has business in China. Not only does he
Speaker 1: have business currently with Tesla when it comes to sales
Speaker 1: and production, he wants to expand there. So any sort
Speaker 1: of potential war, escalation of conflict with China, we will
Speaker 1: not be involving him in because it's a gross conflict
Speaker 1: of interest.
Speaker 4: Now, if you think of it in an altruistic way. Also,
Speaker 4: President Trump, if he were to allow Elon Musk to
Speaker 4: have access to that kind of information that puts Elon
Speaker 4: Musk in a threatening position or in a threatened position
Speaker 4: perhaps where he could be compromised by China because of
Speaker 4: those business dealings. And if they wanted to hold something
Speaker 4: over Elon Musk's head, whether it's his business or whatever,
Speaker 4: to try to extract some of that information from him,
Speaker 4: that they would do that. But the way he put
Speaker 4: it today was the way the President put it today
Speaker 4: was war plans should not be shared with Elon Musk.
Speaker 2: He made these comments.
Speaker 4: They had an Oval Office meeting where they were talking
Speaker 4: about the development of a new fighter jet. He and
Speaker 4: Secretary of Defense Hegseth, where they are talking about the
Speaker 4: new F forty seven. But he rejected those newspapers sports
Speaker 4: that brief was going to be sorry that Musk was
Speaker 4: going to be briefed on on how the US would
Speaker 4: fight any hypothetical war. We don't talk about that. That's
Speaker 4: the thing is, we don't talk about warplane or war plan.
Speaker 1: Most presidents don't. But you can see where people would
Speaker 1: think that this president would think nothing of it. Uh,
Speaker 1: this is not the way he operates, it's classified. What
Speaker 1: what are you talking about classified? I'm going to talk
Speaker 1: about what I want to talk about with who I
Speaker 1: want to talk about it with. I was thinking about
Speaker 1: this at some point when I wasn't here, and it
Speaker 1: was the relationship between Trump and Musk, and I was thinking,
Speaker 1: and I've opined before and wondered, when does this relationship sour?
Speaker 1: When does Elon Musk start getting too much credit? And
Speaker 1: I started thinking that if the Democrats or the mainstream media,
Speaker 1: for lack of a better term, they really hate Elon Musk,
Speaker 1: all they have to do is lather them up. All
Speaker 1: they have to do is go out there and keep
Speaker 1: their tesla's and talk about how great he is and
Speaker 1: talk about how he and for the media's role, how
Speaker 1: he is really making this administration sing, and it's so
Speaker 1: great that he's there and he's the adult in the room.
Speaker 1: All you have to do is lift Elon Musk up
Speaker 1: and Trump will get rid of him.
Speaker 4: Yeah. You know, it's funny that the all of the
Speaker 4: the dings that have been all the shots that have
Speaker 4: been taken to tesla's, and I mean that in both
Speaker 4: a literal and a figurative sense, all they do is.
Speaker 2: Ingratiate Musk to Trump.
Speaker 4: He wants to Trump wants to then feel like, hey,
Speaker 4: I got your back. I'll He even mentioned deporting some
Speaker 4: of the people who have vandalized Tesla's to a prison
Speaker 4: in nol Salvador. I mean, he now he can come
Speaker 4: in as the savior for Elon Musk, who doesn't need
Speaker 4: a savior by any means. But that relationship if they
Speaker 4: wanted it to crack, if they wanted it like you
Speaker 4: said to to, you know, show the weak points. It
Speaker 4: would be if they just continued to praise Elon Musk,
Speaker 4: and they've done the exact opposite, like they almost like
Speaker 4: they can't control themselves. Their gut reaction is if Trump
Speaker 4: likes it, I hate it, and therefore Trump likes Musk.
Speaker 2: I hate Musk. It's one.
Speaker 1: As soon as Musk starts getting more headlines and getting
Speaker 1: more love, Trump's romance with him will sour well.
Speaker 4: And they've just set that back that they've pushed back
Speaker 4: the clock on that. I think he's now staying in
Speaker 4: there longer.
Speaker 2: All right, let's see here we have booty. Can we
Speaker 2: get the booty song? We haven't had any booty this week.
Speaker 2: I don't think which one do you want that one?
Speaker 1: So we've got boody, we've got tall men, we've got schwarma. Sure,
Speaker 1: we've got pythons. We have a recti matters, we have buttocks.
Speaker 2: Wow, Keana, I mean you know we have broken her.
Speaker 1: Remember when her nuggets used to be delightful and sweet
Speaker 1: and without.
Speaker 2: Pain through flowers.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was like and sparkles, and now it's like
Speaker 1: darkness and genitals and we have ruined her. We took
Speaker 1: something beautiful and we've ruined it. I mean she's still beautiful,
Speaker 1: but now she just comes with a sight of Darkness's
Speaker 1: beautiful and dirty.
Speaker 2: You just sounded super creepy. You're like beautiful and dirty,
Speaker 2: like perty and dirty.
Speaker 4: All right, what you learned this week on The Gary
Speaker 4: and Shannon Show and our nine news nuggets you need
Speaker 4: to know coming up.
Speaker 2: You're listening to Gary and Shannon on demand from KFI.
Speaker 2: A forty seven does look very cool. It's pretty cool.
Speaker 2: I think I need one. I saw a meme.
Speaker 4: It's been around for a while, but if you can
Speaker 4: see one of those, you're the target.
Speaker 2: Ah wow, I.
Speaker 4: Mean it's supposed to obviously the stealth aircraft that we
Speaker 4: currently have.
Speaker 2: How cool would that be to know that you were
Speaker 2: the target of I don't want to that. How long
Speaker 2: do you get to know that? You know that?
Speaker 1: I even I would love for that to be my
Speaker 1: dying thought, Like I am a big enough deal.
Speaker 2: They sent this plane for me just to go get you.
Speaker 4: Speaking of airplanes, planes are now taking off and landing
Speaker 4: at London's Heathrow Airport. There was a massive fire overnight
Speaker 4: at an electrical substation near the airport that shuttered one
Speaker 4: of the busiest airports in the entire world.
Speaker 2: I think it's the fifth busiest.
Speaker 4: British Airways Jet was the first one to touch down
Speaker 4: about eighteen hours after the airport was closed because of
Speaker 4: the power outage. He throw had canceled all flights for
Speaker 4: the day. They said that they were able to resume
Speaker 4: some flight after electricity was restored, but more than thirteen
Speaker 4: hundred flights to and from Heathrow from around the world
Speaker 4: were affected by this. They said that the impacts will
Speaker 4: likely be felt for days as passengers have to reschedule
Speaker 4: their travel and their airlines try to work to reposition
Speaker 4: aircraft and crew, et cetera. Oh, just a quick note
Speaker 4: about the gas Weekend Fix.
Speaker 7: I searched for Gas Weekend on iHeart Podcasts, and it
Speaker 7: doesn't show up.
Speaker 2: Don't it won't.
Speaker 4: All you have to do is search for Gary and Shannon.
Speaker 4: When you see our podcast, it gives you the option
Speaker 4: of subscribing to it. When you subscribe to the Gary
Speaker 4: and Shannon Show podcast, you're going to get this Gas
Speaker 4: Weekend Fix automatically. It's part of the podcast that we'll
Speaker 4: be putting.
Speaker 2: Out just like that. Just weekend chips in your pantry.
Speaker 2: It's just wow, Gas Shows doing a weekend fixed. That's
Speaker 2: pretty cool. Yeah, keep bring some cokes in place. So
Speaker 2: every week, every week we learned some things, don't we Yes,
Speaker 2: we do.
Speaker 4: Gary, We wearn little nuggets about each other And what
Speaker 4: did you?
Speaker 1: I learned things about you this week.
Speaker 2: I learned that you like toe puppets and you think
Speaker 2: somehow that that's the fact that remember we're also but
Speaker 2: they were of It's not a true story. None of
Speaker 2: that is true.
Speaker 4: But if you were listening and you learn about us
Speaker 4: or things or the world or whatever it is, we'd love.
Speaker 2: To know it.
Speaker 4: And that's why we ask you every week, what did
Speaker 4: you learn this week?
Speaker 2: On the Gary How do you remember that. That's one
Speaker 2: that's not hard to remember. First of all, it was
Speaker 2: a hypothetical.
Speaker 4: It wasn't that like not hypothetical that felt like you've
Speaker 4: got some weird little mini socks around it, don't. Yeah,
Speaker 4: you have a drawer somewhere in the house that has
Speaker 4: little toe puppets in it.
Speaker 8: Gary and Shanna, what I learned this week on your
Speaker 8: show that you guys have been together for ten years.
Speaker 8: You guys have such great chemistry. Has always been that way.
Speaker 8: Can we get some snippets of your first couple of episodes?
Speaker 8: Awkward you guys were, or you guys were just great
Speaker 8: from the beginning. Thank you, have a good weekend.
Speaker 9: Bye.
Speaker 2: I do like did he left open the option that
Speaker 2: we were good from the start? I don't remember the beginning.
Speaker 2: I remember Tuesday, but I hear old.
Speaker 1: Snippets and I don't like it. I mean, I don't
Speaker 1: like me, but I hear new snippets and I don't
Speaker 1: like me. I think you've been from the beginning.
Speaker 9: Hey, garynon happy Friday.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 10: What I learned on your show this week is that
Speaker 10: Shannon's down to beat the crap out of any coworker
Speaker 10: for some fast food. If my boss came up to
Speaker 10: me and told me to beat the crap out of
Speaker 10: sobody for a cheese berger. I'd turned the tables on
Speaker 10: my boss and beat it saturday him. And then when
Speaker 10: I'm done beating the sh out of him, demand a
Speaker 10: steak and lobster. Have a good day.
Speaker 1: Thank you, steak and law a little surf and turf
Speaker 1: there for the beat down.
Speaker 2: That's a lot of food.
Speaker 1: It is. I feel like the lobster is just gratuitous
Speaker 1: at that point, Like if you're not happy with a
Speaker 1: good piece of steak f and you yeah, how is the.
Speaker 2: How's the lobster going to make it better?
Speaker 1: Come on?
Speaker 3: This week on the Gary and Channon Show, I learned
Speaker 3: that I could actually be offended by a stranger. When
Speaker 3: you guys said that I'm lazy because I have my
Speaker 3: kid ride his bike to school. Hmm, and I have
Speaker 3: him do that so that I can go to work.
Speaker 3: To pair of bills.
Speaker 2: Man, lazy, No, no, no, that's not what we said.
Speaker 4: Let your kid ride his bike to yeah, but make
Speaker 4: it a bike, don't make it a battery powered thing
Speaker 4: where he doesn't have to do anything but just sit there.
Speaker 4: By the way, We're not strangers.
Speaker 1: We were saying that it's the adults on those bikes
Speaker 1: that are lazy. I said that sometimes I see an
Speaker 1: adults on a bike in my neighborhood and I think, Wow,
Speaker 1: I should get out and do something this afternoon. Look
Speaker 1: at that guy's on a bike, and then I realize
Speaker 1: he's on an e bike and he's not pedaling.
Speaker 9: What I learned on the Gary and Shannon Show this week,
Speaker 9: I am a bad person.
Speaker 2: For giving my kids an e bike.
Speaker 6: Oh.
Speaker 2: Also very helpful tip. I can hide vodka in my
Speaker 2: tampon boxes.
Speaker 9: Thanks.
Speaker 2: See. I see what you did there, I see what
Speaker 2: you did.
Speaker 6: I learned on the Gary Shannon Show that the Gary
Speaker 6: Shannon Show crew are ruthless.
Speaker 2: Ruthless. They will fight for sandwiches, fries and keen wa.
Speaker 2: You guys are brutal. Yeah, nobody's fighting for king wax sceptebrah.
Speaker 2: We'd let her have it.
Speaker 4: What I learned this week called the Gary and Shannon
Speaker 4: Show is that Shannon likes Ganja.
Speaker 2: I'm right there with your girl. Uh okay, you're the
Speaker 2: one who said it. I did say, Ganja. I don't
Speaker 2: know if you said I love it. I mean, I
Speaker 2: don't know if I.
Speaker 1: Can I I've just never been a goanja person. I
Speaker 1: don't I partaken.
Speaker 2: We stopped saying Ganja yes.
Speaker 5: Meeting to garyan Shannon Show, I learned that prolonged exposure
Speaker 5: to zero gravity has an adverse effect on the human body.
Speaker 5: I think we all know about the loss of muscle
Speaker 5: mass and bone density while we're in space, but what
Speaker 5: I didn't know, and what I learned from you guys,
Speaker 5: was that the eyeballs get reshaped in space.
Speaker 9: Yep, that's crazy, kind of messes with your vision.
Speaker 5: Anyway, You'll have a good weekend.
Speaker 11: Thank you. Thanks Hi guys. Dug from San Diego. And
Speaker 11: what I learned today on the Gary and Shannon Show
Speaker 11: is that Shannon is not just hot for Gary's wife,
Speaker 11: She's also hot for attractive homeless dudes that like to
Speaker 11: steal Happy Friday.
Speaker 2: Over a prince.
Speaker 9: Yes, Gary, Shannon John from Glendora.
Speaker 2: You guys are knocking it out today.
Speaker 6: What I learned today that I've been ordering my in
Speaker 6: and out double double all wrong. It's not animal.
Speaker 2: Style, it's monkey style.
Speaker 6: And I guarantee Shannon, you have started something today with that.
Speaker 2: Thanks so much.
Speaker 10: You guys keep me happy every day and I love lifts,
Speaker 10: listening laughing to you guys, take care.
Speaker 2: Thank every Friday.
Speaker 4: Thanks they out there they dry style boom in the
Speaker 4: Double Monkey Doe.
Speaker 6: I learned this week on Gary and Shannon is that
Speaker 6: someday in the future, we don't know when exactly, but
Speaker 6: we do know that it is going to happen that
Speaker 6: Gary is going to come missing, and the first place
Speaker 6: we send police is to look in that shed behind
Speaker 6: Shannon's house where Gary is tied to a chair with
Speaker 6: his feet all dressed up and Shannon playing topo.
Speaker 2: I wouldn't play with his toes. I told you they're
Speaker 2: too hairy toe puppets.
Speaker 1: If I was to play with toes and dress them
Speaker 1: up as puppets, I would pick non hairy toes.
Speaker 2: Thank you.
Speaker 9: This week Gary and Shannon, I learned that Gary look
Speaker 9: alike and could be siblings. Also, I learned that Shannon
Speaker 9: has a tattoo close to her butt talks, and three,
Speaker 9: I learned that Gary has teenage girls staying over his
Speaker 9: house this week that may or may not be related.
Speaker 4: No, they are related. They're not there this week. They
Speaker 4: were there last weekend. That's all they related.
Speaker 2: Most of them doesn't matter.
Speaker 9: Big Shannon is the course, like King. What I realize
Speaker 9: this week and every other week is everybody sucks and
Speaker 9: it's Friday, and I will be in Vegas by midnight.
Speaker 7: That's all that matters. Always been on Red, always been
Speaker 7: on Red, good week, Always been on.
Speaker 2: Mountains are blue? Enjoy those course lights?
Speaker 1: Well weird how a scene from a movie from nineteen
Speaker 1: ninety three stays with you.
Speaker 4: The other thing we do on Fridays to get you
Speaker 4: ready for the weekend is our nine news nugget you
Speaker 4: need to know.
Speaker 2: Here's our honorable Mention.
Speaker 6: Honorable Mention, honor serving with.
Speaker 2: You, Great and Honorable Moses.
Speaker 5: So today we're holding auditions to become the newest member
Speaker 5: of honorable Mention.
Speaker 1: There is a beach town in Tuscany called or Beltello Orbitello,
Speaker 1: and they want an emergency declaration to help combat what
Speaker 1: you're gonna find in since and is it Cleveland or Cincinnati?
Speaker 1: I think it was Cleveland. The Midges, remember the Midges
Speaker 1: when the Midges Midges descended on a game, and I
Speaker 1: believe it was Cleveland a Chargers Brown's game. And the
Speaker 1: Midges are a lot. They come around once a year
Speaker 1: for a season and they are a free and burden,
Speaker 1: and they're in that Tuscany beach town. They're keeping people indoors.
Speaker 1: The tourism, the tourism industry is down because nobody wants
Speaker 1: to go live with the midges.
Speaker 2: That these little flies, and they just they're so annoying. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I have a question. What's your question?
Speaker 4: Is Tuscany oh like a specific? Is it a region
Speaker 4: like an actual state? It's a region?
Speaker 1: Uh, you know, I'm not really sure if it would
Speaker 1: be called a state or just a region.
Speaker 2: The equivalent of what would be a state.
Speaker 1: All I think when I think Tuscany is wine, beautiful
Speaker 1: rolling hills and vineyards, Sienna wine or.
Speaker 2: Your voice changed. I think what I think of Tuscany as.
Speaker 1: Wine and a lot of olive oil. Loved it, Loved Tuscany.
Speaker 1: You should get a villa there and then let me
Speaker 1: stay in it and.
Speaker 2: Get married there. Here's number nine. At number nine, I
Speaker 2: did ninth place.
Speaker 7: If the cops dirty nine times out of tennis?
Speaker 12: Partner's dirty too, And I speak nine languages right basically
Speaker 12: everybody at table nning.
Speaker 4: I feel ready to go another nine?
Speaker 9: And niner?
Speaker 2: Did I catch a niner in there where you're calling
Speaker 2: from Milwaukie talkie.
Speaker 4: You don't know the name Robert Erlick, I assume or
Speaker 4: at least what he's famous for.
Speaker 2: I feel like that's a very familiar name to me.
Speaker 4: But Robert Erlick was running for mayor of Seacliff, a
Speaker 4: Long Island about twenty six miles northeast of Midtown Manhattan,
Speaker 4: and Erlick lost the mayor the vote for mayor account
Speaker 4: of one thousand and sixty four to his sixty two.
Speaker 2: Ooh, that is a landslide.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Robert Erlick is the guy you know.
Speaker 2: You love his booty because this is the pirate booty.
Speaker 2: Why doesn't he just stick to the pirate's booty. That's
Speaker 2: delicious popcorn snack foods.
Speaker 4: When he went to village hall and presented a statement
Speaker 4: falsely asserting his authority as mayor, he demanded access to office.
Speaker 4: Spase declared that the entire village staff was fired, effective immediately,
Speaker 4: but they could reply for their jobs. Sounds like he
Speaker 4: was trying to doze his way through Seacliff in Long Island.
Speaker 2: Number eight.
Speaker 7: Alive is bold every eight second listening to eight different
Speaker 7: bosses drawn on about mission statements.
Speaker 1: This is very final destination? Is it not the movie
Speaker 1: franchise where your death date is predestined? It actually is
Speaker 1: the premise of a book I'm reading now. It's all
Speaker 1: about do you believe in fate or not? Do you
Speaker 1: believe you're fated to die of a certain thing on
Speaker 1: a certain day or are there decisions you can make
Speaker 1: that chain your fate? Can you fight fate? Well, there
Speaker 1: is a man in Turkey. He's thirty three, and he's
Speaker 1: known as the Suicide Traveler because he's tried to kill
Speaker 1: himself two hundred and thirty two times to no avail.
Speaker 2: That sounds to me like he's an attention guy.
Speaker 1: You think, yes, But carrying a knife, a noose, and
Speaker 1: a plastic bottle filled with gasoline?
Speaker 4: Well all of the why are you doing all three
Speaker 4: of them.
Speaker 2: To make sure that it gets done? I would assume.
Speaker 1: But here's the thing, as we all know, when we're hungry,
Speaker 1: nothing gets done, does it.
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 1: And he was hungry, so they lured him away from
Speaker 1: his suicide mission with a kebab.
Speaker 2: I love a kebab, I love a shwarm of kbab. Well,
Speaker 2: he's just hungry. Sometimes people get.
Speaker 11: It, you know.
Speaker 1: Ken used to like bab a ganooche remember Ken from
Speaker 1: John and Ken?
Speaker 2: Yes, I remember.
Speaker 10: That long.
Speaker 2: He's a big fan of Baba. Here's number seven, the
Speaker 2: seventh son of the seventh son.
Speaker 11: We're on a seventh day with a government sec seventh
Speaker 11: seven seven years of college done to drain.
Speaker 4: Seven seven seven days.
Speaker 11: Well.
Speaker 4: A guy born in Port plus you Portsmouth, Virginia, back
Speaker 4: in nineteen fifty seven named George Bell had no idea
Speaker 4: what his life would turn out to be. He was
Speaker 4: first awarded the tallest Man in the World title by
Speaker 4: Guinness World Records in two thousand and seven. Then another
Speaker 4: younger guy, igor of Volkovkovinsky, was just a fraction of
Speaker 4: an inch taller. Voo Kovinsky died in twenty twenty one,
Speaker 4: and George Bell took back the title as the world's
Speaker 4: tallest man.
Speaker 2: He has passed away. Great height comes with health problems.
Speaker 4: He was diagnosed with a form of gigantism. It's like
Speaker 4: a dogmones, It's like a dog.
Speaker 2: Aren't dogs that are bigger?
Speaker 4: Oh? Yeah, like great danes and things. He was born
Speaker 4: in average size, but he said he first he was
Speaker 4: new at first. He knew he was different by the
Speaker 4: fourth grade, when a growth spurt happened, and in the
Speaker 4: fourth grade he was already five feet tall, so he
Speaker 4: was on uh. He was actually a law enforcement officer
Speaker 4: in state of Virginia, but became an actor. I played
Speaker 4: for the Harlem Globetrotters for a while. Died at his
Speaker 4: family home in North Carolina at the age of sixty seven.
Speaker 2: Number six. I got six, you.
Speaker 9: Got six, she got six. Number six.
Speaker 11: There's six more weeks of later picture of me a
Speaker 11: rabbi and six drunk and longshorem.
Speaker 2: We just dick you in a nursing home closer to us.
Speaker 2: I don't have to die. Take that drink another ship track.
Speaker 1: You ever get into a fight over a prize piece
Speaker 1: of bacon at a youth farming competition.
Speaker 4: The West Virginia FFA state ham Bacon and Egg Show, Yes, pleasure.
Speaker 2: I want to go to that. We should do the
Speaker 2: show from their next year.
Speaker 4: Cody Lucy was caught on surveillance footage switching tags on
Speaker 4: a piece of Grand Champion rated bacon that belonged to
Speaker 4: another student with that that belonged.
Speaker 2: To his kid.
Speaker 4: It's okay, buddy, you can come in second place in
Speaker 4: the World's Best Bacon Championship. Second place I know, listen,
Speaker 4: I don't I don't want to settle, but but you're close.
Speaker 12: Only counts and horseshoes and grenades, hand grenades. I'm sorry.
Speaker 12: That was an unnecessary correction. It was I'll talk to myself.
Speaker 12: I'm gonna I'm just gonna take a moment.
Speaker 2: For five What are you doing?
Speaker 4: Totally unnecessary, I know, but I have five rutes.
Speaker 1: This is the year.
Speaker 2: Five point five.
Speaker 9: Would be a favorite.
Speaker 2: Loose five pounds immediately.
Speaker 1: Men, it's okay, we're good men, like because I never
Speaker 1: crack you. Uh.
Speaker 2: Men love YouTube tutorials.
Speaker 1: My husband something the other day and I go, how'd
Speaker 1: you know how to fix that? And he said, YouTube,
Speaker 1: this is where men go and women get too.
Speaker 2: You know. But I have not done this because I
Speaker 2: don't fix anything.
Speaker 1: But this guy wanted to fix himself, so he went
Speaker 1: to YouTube to find out how to perform surgery on himself.
Speaker 4: He wanted to do an appendectomy, and he got as
Speaker 4: far as cutting open his own belly, but he is
Speaker 4: now in critical condition. He made a seven inch incision
Speaker 4: on the lower right side of the abdomen, thinking he
Speaker 4: had all the information he would need to get rid
Speaker 4: of that stanky old appendix.
Speaker 2: How much do doctors love this?
Speaker 1: Like, don't doctors just look at you as such disdain
Speaker 1: when you go into their office and you're like, so,
Speaker 1: here's the deal. I have bibney failure, kidney failure, and
Speaker 1: here's why I googled it. And doctors hate that, right?
Speaker 1: How stoked are they to see this guy who's like,
Speaker 1: I thought I had it, I thought.
Speaker 2: I could do it. And they're like, and now look
Speaker 2: at you, sir. Here's number four.
Speaker 3: Poor minute's probably on his fourth tranquilizer by.
Speaker 7: Now comandment number four that goes, this isn't the same
Speaker 7: world that you left four years ago.
Speaker 4: I mean, I don't know how you depends on how
Speaker 4: you feel about snakes. Some people are really terrified of
Speaker 4: snakes and others don't. It doesn't really bother them. But
Speaker 4: police in Tennessee, you're looking for four people accused of
Speaker 4: robbing a convenience store in Jackson, Tennessee, while holding four pythons.
Speaker 4: Two men, two women went in there, each of them
Speaker 4: holding pythons. Authority said they took four hundred dollars worth
Speaker 4: of CBD oil. And that's what you go for, CBD
Speaker 4: oil that ain't gonna get you high.
Speaker 2: No, huh, maybe they were high.
Speaker 1: In the first Is there something about CBD oil that
Speaker 1: you and I don't get, Like, are people injecting it
Speaker 1: and it's a thing and we're just idiots?
Speaker 4: Probably number three three shall be the count shall be?
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, that security clearance level three.
Speaker 2: All three of the three. I got all three of
Speaker 2: you guys for the rest of your natal born live.
Speaker 2: After that, they both start to stink.
Speaker 1: Three guys, there's so stupid you don't know about sniffing
Speaker 1: lines of CBD oil.
Speaker 4: The Singapore Food Agency, our version would be the FDA,
Speaker 4: has said that they are going to ban a Malaysian
Speaker 4: made coffee product called Kope panimbook being sold on local
Speaker 4: e commerce platforms. They said it claimed to enhance enhance
Speaker 4: male sexual performance and lo and behold it has to
Speaker 4: dalafill in it.
Speaker 1: Well, the kope uh coffee, it's like it's like this
Speaker 1: little animal that eats the coffee beans and then poops
Speaker 1: them out. Oh you're right, yeah, the poop has amazing
Speaker 1: qualities apparently to it that enhance the coffee.
Speaker 2: So I guess you know what.
Speaker 1: Of course, the next thing you're going to jump to
Speaker 1: is does this make my penis do things.
Speaker 2: There's number two, what's going on? Better? And no w ringinging.
Speaker 1: I got to really figure out that whole fitted sheet conundrum.
Speaker 4: But two Japanese tourists in their twenties have been detained.
Speaker 2: Have you ever tried to fold a fitted sheet? That's yeah,
Speaker 2: that's not hard. It's not great.
Speaker 4: There's no like, there's no great way to do it,
Speaker 4: but it's not like, Yeah, you spent a lot of
Speaker 4: time thinking about folding fitted sheets.
Speaker 2: It's the hardest thing. What are you doing this weekend?
Speaker 1: Well, you just mentioned a penis folding laundry, and I thought,
Speaker 1: wouldn't it be great if it could fold a fitted sheet?
Speaker 2: Because it's the worst. Never mind, these.
Speaker 4: Two people on their twice took a picture in front
Speaker 4: of the Great Wall of China but mooned it while
Speaker 4: they were there.
Speaker 2: Yeah, do that in two weeks into Chinese prison for You.
Speaker 1: May get away with flashing your ass in America, but
Speaker 1: don't do that in another country and they'll kill you
Speaker 1: for it.
Speaker 2: One week per cheek. You're number one, weird, number one,
Speaker 2: number one, We're number one. I decided to look out
Speaker 2: for number one. Are you the nine one row?
Speaker 10: Number one?
Speaker 6: Number one, number one.
Speaker 4: Well, a German school, somebody climbed up on the roof
Speaker 4: and decided to draw a giant sixty five foot laundry folder.
Speaker 4: The appendage now had the edges painted over in a
Speaker 4: not so discreete attempt to conceal it. But this massive
Speaker 4: picture of a penis was so large it was picked
Speaker 4: up by satellite and is currently visible on Google Maps.
Speaker 4: So the school, the Waldorf School in Kreuzberg.
Speaker 2: Gat named is going to is going to have to
Speaker 2: paint over the entire roofs get rid of the phallus.
Speaker 12: I mean that's kind of like a Disney plot line, right,
Speaker 12: the painting on the roof.
Speaker 2: No, the folding of the laundry and the fitted sheet
Speaker 2: Disney plot well, I don't know what the movies you watch.
Speaker 1: Well, in some Disney movies, the birds and other creatures
Speaker 1: help the launch beast like the clock in the Yes,
Speaker 1: yes they do household tasks.
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