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<v Speaker 1>Callaroga Shark Media.

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<v Speaker 2>Hello, I'm Johnny Mack with your daily comedy news, A

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<v Speaker 2>daily briefing on stand up comedy comedians in the comedy industry,

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<v Speaker 2>A sentence, and that the algorithms like me to say

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<v Speaker 2>every single day for some reason. So I shall you know,

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<v Speaker 2>doing this show is kind of like pitching a baseball game,

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<v Speaker 2>And today it was one of those days that ten

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<v Speaker 2>minutes ago I thought I had nothing, and then I'm like, eh,

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<v Speaker 2>let me see if I could stir it up with this. Barbiglia, Mullaney,

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<v Speaker 2>John Marco Siresi thing incasion missed it. Go back to

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<v Speaker 2>the February tenth episode where I played some clips John

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<v Speaker 2>Mulaney was on Mike Berbiglia's podcast. Birbiglia floated an idea

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<v Speaker 2>that perhaps, possibly maybe there's a comedian who was ripping

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<v Speaker 2>off John Mulaney's act. That I played a separate clip

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<v Speaker 2>in which John Marco Siresi thought they were referring to him.

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<v Speaker 2>It is unclear who they were referring to anyway. So

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<v Speaker 2>I went on Reddit and people think it might be

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<v Speaker 2>a guy named Mike Feenie. Now I was unfamiliar with

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<v Speaker 2>Mike Feenie. Half an hour ago, but some clips. I'm

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<v Speaker 2>going to play you three clips here and I'll let

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<v Speaker 2>you be the jury, and I'm trying to make the

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<v Speaker 2>clips relatively even.

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<v Speaker 3>So.

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<v Speaker 2>The clips from Feenie and John Marco are on Jimmy

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<v Speaker 2>Fallon's Tonight Show. I couldn't find John mullany on the

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<v Speaker 2>Tonight Show. I did find a cone and clip that

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<v Speaker 2>was too far back, and I didn't want to play

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<v Speaker 2>anything current because these days there is mullanie mania. He

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<v Speaker 2>could just walk up on stage and say hello and

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<v Speaker 2>he'll get a big Did I just rip off John Mullaney? Oh,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm big. It's gonna be mad at me. I've told

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<v Speaker 2>you this before. The secret to a half asked John Mullaney,

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<v Speaker 2>is you have to do the B fifty two s

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<v Speaker 2>Fred Schneider going big as a whale, And that's how

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<v Speaker 2>you get into your mullany. It's just in the sing

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<v Speaker 2>song Noss. I mean, it's a half assed Millenie. But

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<v Speaker 2>maybe I'm stealing from John mllanie. I digress. So the

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<v Speaker 2>Feenie and the John Marco are from the Tonight Show,

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<v Speaker 2>and I've pulled a clip of John mullaney on HBO's

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<v Speaker 2>Night of Too many stores. This clip is John Mullaney

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<v Speaker 2>from eight years ago, which I think is before mullanie Mania.

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<v Speaker 2>I've tried to make all the clips around a minute ten.

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<v Speaker 2>I've tried to include the intro so you hear the

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<v Speaker 2>comedian getting into it, and then around minute ten we'll

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<v Speaker 2>get out of the clips. But first up from eight

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<v Speaker 2>years ago, here's John Mulaney.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm John Mulaney, finally a name on this show. I

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<v Speaker 1>had a great day. I hope you're all well. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>flattered to be here. I was walking downtown today. I

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<v Speaker 1>was on West twelfth Street. I was downtown. I was

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<v Speaker 1>walking towards this guy. He's walking towards me. He's on

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<v Speaker 1>his cell phone. We're both downtown. We're on West twelfth.

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<v Speaker 1>As he walks past me, I hear him say no, no, no,

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<v Speaker 1>I can't.

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<v Speaker 2>Meet right now. I'm way uptown.

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<v Speaker 1>And then he looked at me and he winked, and

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<v Speaker 1>he kept walking. That guy should be declared mayor of

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<v Speaker 1>New York City. I don't care if he's had a

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<v Speaker 1>scandal automatic mayor, and he probably has, if that's how

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<v Speaker 1>he conducts himself on a day to day basis, If

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<v Speaker 1>he's lying about his whereabouts At two o'clock on a Saturday,

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<v Speaker 1>while I high fiving random guys on the street. I

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<v Speaker 1>was glad I noticed him. I normally don't notice people.

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<v Speaker 1>I zone out conslate. Have you ever zoned out for

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<v Speaker 1>a few minutes. I've been zoned out since two thy

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<v Speaker 1>and fourteen. I just all day long. I wander into traffic,

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<v Speaker 1>walking like Charlie Chaplin, listening to a podcast while thinking

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<v Speaker 1>about a different podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>Next up, a three year old clip from The Tonight Show,

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<v Speaker 2>storing in Jimmy Fallon. Comedian Mike Feede takes the stage

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<v Speaker 2>wearing a suits and again John mulaniy known for wearing

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<v Speaker 2>a suit. Right now, I'm looking at a picture of

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<v Speaker 2>George Carlin performing in a suit in the sixties. Is

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<v Speaker 2>John mulani stealing from George Carlin? Obviously? He is get

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<v Speaker 2>your own wardrobe buddy. Anyway, Mike Feoeney, here you go.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh my gosh, thank you so much, everybody. Wow, I

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<v Speaker 4>appreciate that I have exciting news. I just celebrated seven

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<v Speaker 4>years of marriage with my wife. Yeah. Yeah, we've been

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<v Speaker 4>married seven years. We've been dating a total of seventeen years.

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<v Speaker 4>Though I had to make sure and if i'man honest,

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<v Speaker 4>she's one of my favorite people right now. But when

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<v Speaker 4>you're in a relationship that long, a lot of times

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<v Speaker 4>after shows from men, they'll come up to me and

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<v Speaker 4>they'll be like, seventeen years. I mean, my god, I

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<v Speaker 4>must have gotten so stale in the bedroom by now, right,

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<v Speaker 4>And every time I have to explain to them, I'm like, no,

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<v Speaker 4>it hasn't gotten stale, it's gotten efficient. That's how I would, yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>like our sex life. As I go into a Billy

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<v Speaker 4>Joel concert at this point, you know, we're just playing

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<v Speaker 4>the hits, no new stuff. Everybody's happy, yea.

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<v Speaker 2>And our third clip from four months ago, the twenty

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<v Speaker 2>twenty six Comedian of the Year, John Marco SIASI. He's

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<v Speaker 2>not wearing a suit. He's wearing a pretty loose shirt.

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<v Speaker 2>It's a little wrinkled actually, so it's a look. He

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<v Speaker 2>didn't accidentally go on the Tonight Show in a renkled shirt.

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<v Speaker 2>And he is much more animated than mister Malaney and

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<v Speaker 2>mister Feenie. Here is John Marco Siisi, thank you.

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<v Speaker 3>I appreciate it real quick. I'm going to talk a

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<v Speaker 3>lot about my girlfriend tonight, and I just want to

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<v Speaker 3>be careful, because I think what happens with a lot

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<v Speaker 3>of male comedians is they'll notice something about their girlfriend,

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<v Speaker 3>and then when they're on stage they act like that

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<v Speaker 3>specific trait applies to the entire gender. So I just

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<v Speaker 3>want to be clear. All the jokes tonight are about

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<v Speaker 3>my girlfriend, and I don't want to use her real name,

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<v Speaker 3>so let's just call her women. Women.

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<v Speaker 1>Hear me out, please please please.

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<v Speaker 3>Women are Jewish and mine is no exception to the rule,

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<v Speaker 3>and it's fine. I'm also Jewish, although I was raised

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<v Speaker 3>more culturally Jewish, which means I have all the anxiety

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<v Speaker 3>of regular Judaism, but without the comfort of God.

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<v Speaker 2>So I don't know who Duberbigs and the Laney mean.

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<v Speaker 2>We're gonna have to ask them. Mike Ebbs has issued

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<v Speaker 2>an apology. Apparently Mike Epps had made some comments about

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<v Speaker 2>rapper Nicki Minaj after Nicki Minaj recently appeared with the

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<v Speaker 2>President of the United States in a comedy routine. Mike

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<v Speaker 2>Ebbs had suggested that Minaj had engaged in a group

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<v Speaker 2>sex activity with the President and others joke that perhaps

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<v Speaker 2>Nicki had done some favors in exchange for help with

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<v Speaker 2>her US citizenship. Fans of Nicki Minaj did not like that.

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<v Speaker 2>Mike Epps has posted on Instagram. Y'all know, I'm mister accountability.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, I say stuff and do stuff, and then

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<v Speaker 2>I go to bed, wake up the next morning, having

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<v Speaker 2>prayed on and thought about it. I just want to

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<v Speaker 2>apologize to you, Nicki Minaj for saying the stuff that

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<v Speaker 2>I said. I want to apologize to your husband, your kids,

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<v Speaker 2>all that for saying what I said. I'm a comedian.

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<v Speaker 2>Sometimes I get on that stage. You know, I have

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<v Speaker 2>a little drink and I go wild. I'm nonfiltered, not

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<v Speaker 2>explaining myself. But I am mister accountability. I love apologizing,

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<v Speaker 2>something a lot of people don't know how to do.

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<v Speaker 2>I just saw this one. As I walked into the basement.

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<v Speaker 2>I took one last look at comedy threads, and I

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<v Speaker 2>see from the Daily Beast, Michael Jay shut down a

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<v Speaker 2>fan who suggested a sketch. The sketch suggested by the

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<v Speaker 2>fan was about Epstein Island with actual children, and the

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<v Speaker 2>fan thought that would be a hilarious idea for Saturday

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<v Speaker 2>Night Live. Chay apparently mocked the pitch in a series

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<v Speaker 2>of now deleted Instagram stories, even sharing a screenshot of

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<v Speaker 2>his DMS with the fan. The Daily Beast says the

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<v Speaker 2>fan had written to Michael Chay, if SNL had any balls,

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<v Speaker 2>they'd do an Epstein Island sketch like it was a joke,

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<v Speaker 2>but just have it be reality and of Trump and

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<v Speaker 2>Elon et cetera, et cetera, partying with actual children. Have

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<v Speaker 2>Elon try and explain electric cars to a fifth grader

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<v Speaker 2>over cocktails, etc. Jay wrote back, that'd be funny to you,

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<v Speaker 2>beato reenactments with actual kids. You think the audience would

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<v Speaker 2>be laughing at that. I guess I just don't understand

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<v Speaker 2>comedy audiences anymore. I get so much criticism that starts

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<v Speaker 2>with if you had any balls, and now we do

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<v Speaker 2>we just stay on Channel four and this is really funny.

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<v Speaker 2>I wonder if ice T gets messages like show penetration

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<v Speaker 2>on SVU cowards. The Garden of Dreams Foundation and MSG

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<v Speaker 2>Entertainment have announced Garden of Laughs, coming to Radio City

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<v Speaker 2>Music Hall on April thirteenth. Nice line up here. Headliners

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<v Speaker 2>include John Oliver Andrew Schultz. Oh we the press should

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<v Speaker 2>ask Andrew some questions if he's taking any questions. Ronnie

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<v Speaker 2>Chang Zarna garg Josh Johnson, Analyza Slessenger. You may recall

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<v Speaker 2>Andrew and Zarna played there od Gomedy Festival, so their

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<v Speaker 2>career is doing quite well. Steve Sharippa of Sopranos fame

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<v Speaker 2>will return as the host. I know Steve worked with

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<v Speaker 2>him on The Wise Guy Show. It's serious, a really

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<v Speaker 2>good guy. Uh drove around Vegas with him one day

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<v Speaker 2>and had a nice timeout. Steve said the Garden of

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<v Speaker 2>Dreams Foundation has impacted the lives of one hundreds of

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<v Speaker 2>thousands of young people and their families in the Tri

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<v Speaker 2>state area over the last twenty years. At it's incredible

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<v Speaker 2>events like Garden of Laughs that helped make that possible.

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<v Speaker 2>That dude's a pro and awesome to work with. Got

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<v Speaker 2>a lot of New York City stuff. Today. If you're

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<v Speaker 2>on the subway and you're like, is that Ronnie Chang,

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<v Speaker 2>it is Ronnie Chang. He is the latest entertainer to

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<v Speaker 2>lend his voice to public service announcements for the New

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<v Speaker 2>York City Subway. Now see, I'm old school, I grew

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<v Speaker 2>up in Queen's New York City. When I get on

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<v Speaker 2>the train and they have these like pre recorded announcements

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<v Speaker 2>that are crystal clear, like ooom, next up times Square.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm like, as the kids say, g TFO. Back in

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<v Speaker 2>the day when Johnny Mack was a young lad listening

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<v Speaker 2>to Howard Stern on a walkman, the announcement sounded like this,

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<v Speaker 2>and you dealt with it, and that's how it was,

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<v Speaker 2>and there was graff feiti everywhere. Oh sorry, I almost

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<v Speaker 2>ripped on John Lane there. Sorry, I'm entertaining myself. Ronnie

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<v Speaker 2>Ching affects a frustrated voice as he reprimands writers for

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<v Speaker 2>various subway faux pause. One message ses can he please

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<v Speaker 2>move into the train so other people can get on?

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you, Cursey counts. Now, I have found myself on threads.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm in some sort of New York City conversation about

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<v Speaker 2>who's a real New Yorker and newbies asking for advice

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<v Speaker 2>from real New Yorkers. Listen to me, I'm not moving in.

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<v Speaker 2>If you're from New York City, you understand, and you're like,

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<v Speaker 2>of course, I'm not moving in. People are like, why

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<v Speaker 2>is this jerk not moving in? Here's why I'm not

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<v Speaker 2>moving in because I have my own space. Welcome to

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<v Speaker 2>New York City. If you can't handle it, go somewhere else.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm getting on, and the second I get on, I'm

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<v Speaker 2>turning sideways and I'm leaning against the metal railing. When

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<v Speaker 2>the door is closed, I'm leaning against the door. I

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<v Speaker 2>have space. I'm not standing in the middle holding on

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<v Speaker 2>a railing. If you want to give me a seat,

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<v Speaker 2>I'll sit down, I'll get out of the door. But

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not standing in the middle. I'm blocking the door.

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<v Speaker 2>More advice from Ronnie Chang, the PA announcer. Unless it's

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<v Speaker 2>old school hip hop, nobody wants to hear your music,

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<v Speaker 2>to Williamsburg for the sixth Annual Awards for Excellence in

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<v Speaker 2>be a typo. The American Society of Composers, Authors and

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<v Speaker 2>Publishers you know them as ASCAP, announced that songwriter, movie star,

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<v Speaker 2>Founder's Award, recognizing his contributions to music and songwriting across comedy, film,

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<v Speaker 2>that'll be at the Scriball Cultural Center in Los Angeles. Today.

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<v Speaker 2>The ASSCAP Chairman of the Board and President, Paul Williams said,

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<v Speaker 2>Adam is a giant of comedy and so many of

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<v Speaker 2>his most hilarious on screen moments are based in music

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<v Speaker 2>and song, from Operaman to the Hanukah song to Grow

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<v Speaker 2>Old with You. Adam's genius ability to seamlessly blend comedy

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<v Speaker 2>Previous recipients include Paul McCartney, Oh Boy, This press release

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<v Speaker 2>is Gonna Kill Me from his famous SNL classics like

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<v Speaker 2>the Thanksgiving song, Lunch Lady Land and Red Hooded Sweatshirt,

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<v Speaker 2>says sorry, fits of laughter. Adam Sandlor has released six albums,

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<v Speaker 2>two went double platinum, and Sailor has earned three Grammy nominations.

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<v Speaker 2>We got to stop with this. Give the man an oscar.

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<v Speaker 2>You're rewarding the wrong part of this guy's career. Cut

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<v Speaker 2>it out, boy. This show's a lot better than it

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<v Speaker 2>came together from late nighter. They pulled the ratings for

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<v Speaker 2>the late night talk shows. Let's see, I'm reading this cold.

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<v Speaker 2>Star Trek ruiner. Stephen Colbert in first place, but January

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<v Speaker 2>because people realize that Stephen Colbert is part of the problem.

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<v Speaker 2>He is one of the horrible, horrible people destroying Star Trek.

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<v Speaker 2>And this is why I am aligned with the President

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<v Speaker 2>of the United States that Stephen Colbert's talk show must end.

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<v Speaker 2>If you're going to do that to Star Trek, I'm

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<v Speaker 2>going to come at you. Stephen Colbert. Tig nataro genius

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<v Speaker 2>here Patton Oswalt two point six five million total viewers

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<v Speaker 2>starring Jimmy Fallon third place one point two two million viewers. Wow,

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<v Speaker 2>so he's got half of Kimmel's audience. Fallon was down

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<v Speaker 2>eleven percent. Let's look at the young people. Eighteen to

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<v Speaker 2>I'm over fifty and I still say yikes. Colbert two

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<v Speaker 2>thirty Late Night with SETH Myers nine hundred and sixty

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<v Speaker 2>watching Late Night in January. Huh, eighteen to forty nine's

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<v Speaker 2>SETH Myers has one hundred and twenty six thousand viewers.

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<v Speaker 2>That is within Frisbee range of this dopey podcast, and

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<v Speaker 2>this one's a lot cheaper to produce. I'll put it

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<v Speaker 2>this way, I'm a lot closer to Seth than Seth

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<v Speaker 2>is to Colbert Big shout out to your friend of

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<v Speaker 2>the show, Jason Zenneman of The New York Times. He

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<v Speaker 2>did a nice retweet for this program on his very

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<v Speaker 2>popular threads account. Seemed he was interested in the Berbiglia

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<v Speaker 2>to the secretive handwritten notes. Of course, so is everything

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<v Speaker 2>else that is true, my friend. Now, right before I

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<v Speaker 2>in this house. End of story. Just for last Vancouver

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<v Speaker 2>Ismao last Sunday, he was fantastic. If you're in Vancouver,

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<v Speaker 2>say hi to my Chisholm from the Letterman podcast. You

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<v Speaker 2>be doing some field reporting for this program. Joe List

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<v Speaker 2>that's different. I don't think I've seen that in the

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<v Speaker 2>Comedy Festival before. At Gamble is at the Rio at nine. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>good night of comedy. Today's Thursday, so it's the final

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<v Speaker 2>day of voting for this week's Comedy Survivor. I haven't

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<v Speaker 2>a legally distinct parody of whatever you think we're parodying.

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<v Speaker 2>So what you do? You should go to the Facebook

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<v Speaker 2>group Daily Comedy News Podcast Group. You'll see a drawing

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<v Speaker 2>of me and Jay Letto there, and then there's a

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<v Speaker 2>and who you can vote off, and I'll share the

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<v Speaker 2>results on Monday. Congratulations to Adam Ernest piccard. Where is

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<v Speaker 2>He is the Captain of Puns. He's twenty two years

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<v Speaker 2>Congratulations Captain Pickard, and I'm gonna leave you with this one.

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<v Speaker 2>Sometimes the podcast just to amuse myself at google the

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<v Speaker 2>bring comedic chaos to the launch of the Korean Barbecue Twister.

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<v Speaker 2>Apparently they gave comedian Juan Ho Chung free reign over

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<v Speaker 2>KFC Arabia has launched the Korean Barbecue Twister, and they

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<v Speaker 2>want to know what happens when you give a bilingual

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<v Speaker 2>comedian full creative control over your menu launch. The answer chaos,

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<v Speaker 2>deliciously culturally aware chaos, and I have some audio for you.

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<v Speaker 2>Have've clipped it a little bit, but you know, let's

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<v Speaker 5>Wondering how things between KFC and one Ho ended up

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<v Speaker 5>we aren't the ones with toys. Suddenly we found out

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<v Speaker 5>we kept going in circles and circles. What else could

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<v Speaker 2>And fun stuff from one who y young there who

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<v Speaker 2>your comedy news for today. All right? If you got

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