Speaker 1: If I am six forty, it's later with mo Kelly.
Speaker 1: We're alive everywhere on the iHeartRadio app and of course
Speaker 1: YouTube at mister mo Kelly. We're getting ready to kick
Speaker 1: off the weekend and bring this week to an end.
Speaker 1: I don't know about you, but I had a really
Speaker 1: long week, and I suspect you did too. If you
Speaker 1: are in your car right now, I know you are
Speaker 1: in some messed up traffic. I don't even need to
Speaker 1: talk to Pedro Moreno, I just know he has nothing
Speaker 1: but bad news for you and anyone else who happens
Speaker 1: to be on the one ten or the five, or
Speaker 1: the one oh one, the ten, the four oh five,
Speaker 1: the six, the ninety one, the one oh five, the
Speaker 1: fifty five, the fifty seven? What did I forget? The
Speaker 1: one fourteen, the one seventy? Did I get them all?
Speaker 2: Mark?
Speaker 3: It sounded to me at some point like you were
Speaker 3: just making up combinations of numbers.
Speaker 1: No, No, those are those are all actual real two ten,
Speaker 1: I've got the two ten.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yes, the two ten. Don't forget the deuce. Never
Speaker 3: forget the deuce.
Speaker 2: Now.
Speaker 3: The traffic's miserable. It was today was another white knuckle
Speaker 3: death ride. Did you have a tough time getting in.
Speaker 3: I had a really, really tough time. I left my
Speaker 3: house at three o'clock, didn't get here till five o'clock.
Speaker 3: I'm usually here by four o'clock. For some reason, it
Speaker 3: took me a extra forty five minutes. I don't know why.
Speaker 3: It wasn't like there was some accident. It wasn't like
Speaker 3: there was some slow down or reason that I could
Speaker 3: point to.
Speaker 1: It was just bad every step of the way. It
Speaker 1: was crowded. People were weirdly agro today. And let me
Speaker 1: tell you, I performed at least one or two acts
Speaker 1: of public service on the road, So.
Speaker 4: You you had to do your thing at least once
Speaker 4: or twice.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well, I mean, you can't just let people drive
Speaker 3: that dangerously and not give them a polite notification that
Speaker 3: their behavior has been noted.
Speaker 1: What is the calculation on your part if you're going
Speaker 1: to give someone a run or OK.
Speaker 2: We don't need to call it that.
Speaker 1: If you're going to visually reprimand somebody thank you, and
Speaker 1: you know you can only go like twelve miles an
Speaker 1: hour at best at best, how do you do it
Speaker 1: and be able to ensure your own safety.
Speaker 3: I'm not really concerned about my own safety because the
Speaker 3: person has already just pretty much tried to get me killed.
Speaker 4: Oh okay, okay, So.
Speaker 3: If you want to compound your rudeness and your lack
Speaker 3: of safety by doing something extra to try to hurt me,
Speaker 3: I guess that's on you.
Speaker 4: Okay. All right.
Speaker 1: Well, with that in mind, since we know that it's
Speaker 1: bad traffic and you're going to be stuck in it
Speaker 1: for a while, you have time to think about your weekend.
Speaker 1: And Mark, I have a lot of stuff that I
Speaker 1: planned for this weekend, so I need to know in
Speaker 1: advance how's it looking.
Speaker 3: Well, I'm sorry to disappoint you, but there will be
Speaker 3: no rain for you this weekend. Mo. It's going to
Speaker 3: be a little bit cloudy, partly cloudy, and pretty comfy
Speaker 3: temps and pretty much in the seventies most of the weekend.
Speaker 1: I like it. I like it, no disappointment at all.
Speaker 1: I got to teach three hop keto classes. Oh and
Speaker 1: while I'm thinking about it, if you are a hop
Speaker 1: keto practitioner and you love hopketo like I do, and
Speaker 1: I'm only speaking to the hop keto practitioners out there,
Speaker 1: we have a huge Southern California Invitational Tournament and Korean
Speaker 1: Cultural Festival, which is going to be May twenty fourth.
Speaker 1: That's Memorial Day weekend, the Saturday Memorial Day weekend in
Speaker 1: Torrance at the Toyota Meeting Hall. In fact, if you
Speaker 1: go to Soul cal Hopketoinvitational dot com you can get
Speaker 1: all the details, or you can go to my Instagram
Speaker 1: at mister Mokelly.
Speaker 4: We have a flyer right there.
Speaker 1: But speaking of hopketo, I'm going to be teaching three
Speaker 1: classes this weekend at Songs Hopketo in West Los Angele
Speaker 1: and then Mark.
Speaker 4: And this actually applies to you. Do you ever just
Speaker 4: sleep in? No?
Speaker 1: Okay, no, maybe on Sundays, it depends. On Sundays, it depends,
Speaker 1: but not on Saturdays. I have too much to do.
Speaker 1: But I do want to find somewhere to watch the
Speaker 1: movie The Amateur. I want to go to theaters to
Speaker 1: see that. Oh yeah, okay, we're going to talk about
Speaker 1: that later tonight. Oh is that a part of your
Speaker 1: RUNA report?
Speaker 3: It is, and we're gonna talk about the original from
Speaker 3: nineteen eighty one as well.
Speaker 4: This is serendipitous.
Speaker 1: I honestly did not know that, and you didn't know
Speaker 1: that I was going to talk about this in the
Speaker 1: first segment.
Speaker 2: No, because you never tell me anything.
Speaker 4: You don't ask anything.
Speaker 1: It's nothing like you tell me in advance what the
Speaker 1: RUNA report is going to be about.
Speaker 3: I see, Okay, well we can just split the difference here.
Speaker 3: That's fine. But yeah, I enjoyed the movie. We'll go
Speaker 3: into more detail later. And the original is a really
Speaker 3: good old timey movie, Can't Wait, Can't Wait?
Speaker 1: And I love old timey movies because well, when you
Speaker 1: get to my age, and I mean this seriously, I
Speaker 1: can watch a movie or I could have seen him
Speaker 1: from like nineteen ninety two, ninety four, ninety five, and
Speaker 1: then I can rewatch it now and it's like it's
Speaker 1: a brand new movie. I mean, I have faint memory
Speaker 1: of all the movies, like I can tell you I
Speaker 1: know I've seen.
Speaker 4: It, but all the particulars can't remember.
Speaker 3: I hadn't seen it until recently, and I dug it
Speaker 3: up on Hulu because a friend of mine had posted
Speaker 3: something about it, and I realized, well that one slipped
Speaker 3: through the cracks. I was busy in nineteen eighty one.
Speaker 3: I don't know what I was doing, but probably going
Speaker 3: to college. Oh, no, not by how old do you think?
Speaker 3: I am sixty three? Thank you for that, but it
Speaker 3: was really really well done, and we'll go into more
Speaker 3: detail later, but it was quite a fine because if
Speaker 3: you've seen most of the popular movies as they come out,
Speaker 3: when you discovered just a gem like that, it's a
Speaker 3: good evening.
Speaker 4: All right.
Speaker 1: Well, we'll look forward to that and hour two the
Speaker 1: Runner Report. Tonight, we're going to talk about twininkies and
Speaker 1: how they're not just for kids anymore. We'll tell you
Speaker 1: why that's In the next segment, we'll review Coachella. We'll
Speaker 1: talk about the first week's lineup and maybe what you're
Speaker 1: willing to put up with as a mature adult and
Speaker 1: use that as a yardstick as to whether you should
Speaker 1: go to Coachella twenty twenty five. And Easter's around the corner,
Speaker 1: so we'll tell you in advance what's going to be
Speaker 1: open and what's going to be closed for Easter. And
Speaker 1: then top of the second hour, Mark send Us sent
Speaker 1: us this story and he wants to know who we
Speaker 1: think the hottest superhero is. There is a ranking out
Speaker 1: there and we're going to go I guess top to bottom.
Speaker 1: Yes we are, and find out who the hottest superhero is,
Speaker 1: and hopefully it will be a better list than that
Speaker 1: garbage last night about the sexiest TV shows of all time.
Speaker 4: I don't know who really thought of that list, but
Speaker 4: it was just god awful.
Speaker 3: It was so incompetent that I want you to call
Speaker 3: out the specific reporter who put it together so that
Speaker 3: they can find another line of work.
Speaker 1: I need to go back and just look at it
Speaker 1: and just be sure, because it just it was the
Speaker 1: Hollywood reporter. But I didn't look at the byeline. It
Speaker 1: wasn't all that important to me.
Speaker 3: I suppose to throw with the little fish back into
Speaker 3: the river. I did get one nice email from somebody
Speaker 3: who appreciated my Steve and Missus Peel remarks one person, Huh,
Speaker 3: it's always nice to get validated. So people don't tell
Speaker 3: you wherever you get it, that you're just floridly insane,
Speaker 3: you know.
Speaker 1: And tonight, of course, we always close out the week,
Speaker 1: close out the show with name that movie called classic.
Speaker 1: There is no theme tonight, there are no prizes to
Speaker 1: give away tonight, unfortunately, but there's gonna be a lot
Speaker 1: of good fun to be had, probably some great stories
Speaker 1: which are told by callers. We encourage you to call
Speaker 1: in tonight. We're gonna make it wide open for we
Speaker 1: like to have people who haven't had a chance to
Speaker 1: play the game. So if you've played it four or
Speaker 1: five times, we don't need you to play the sixth time.
Speaker 1: Let someone else have an opportunity. Because invariably I always
Speaker 1: hear from someone, usually on social media, and that something like, hey,
Speaker 1: I try calling again and again and again and I
Speaker 1: couldn't get through.
Speaker 4: Let that person get through tonight.
Speaker 1: But I will say this, if you should get through
Speaker 1: and you do play tonight, there's gonna be some old
Speaker 1: movies in there, maybe some movies from the seventies, maybe
Speaker 1: movies from the sixties, going to change it up a bit,
Speaker 1: make you stretch and reach and find the depth of
Speaker 1: your cinematic knowledge, for name that movie called classic. In fact,
Speaker 1: as always going to see if I can stump the
Speaker 1: Mark Ronner.
Speaker 4: You've done it before.
Speaker 1: I know, I know, but it's kind of like I
Speaker 1: don't know, kicking people in the head on the mat.
Speaker 4: It never gets old, I see it.
Speaker 3: Well, thank you for thank you for that little insight
Speaker 3: into your sociopathy.
Speaker 2: We all appreciate that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I wouldn't say I'm a sociopath, but I'm adjacent.
Speaker 1: I'm right next door to it. I don't know what
Speaker 1: the word is or the the I don't know what
Speaker 1: they would The denials just further confirmation.
Speaker 4: Can I deny it?
Speaker 1: I'm saying I'm right there. Yeah, I'm borderline. You're already
Speaker 1: in one of those lines of tractopaths. Psycho isn't right
Speaker 1: next to the psycho is like killing psychopath is usually murder.
Speaker 1: Sociopaths is narcissism and indifference and lack of empathy.
Speaker 2: So you're not going So you're not going to the right.
Speaker 2: You want to go more to the left with.
Speaker 1: I'm just saying I probably have some sociopathic tendencies on occasion,
Speaker 1: on occasion. If you ask my wife, she'd probably agree.
Speaker 3: So you're not violent at all. However, you're teaching what
Speaker 3: three karate seminars over the weekend.
Speaker 4: It's hop keto. Oh I'm so sorry. You care better better.
Speaker 1: Look the only way he could bring that side out
Speaker 1: of me if he were to fill this room with
Speaker 1: some bees.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that's so tempting.
Speaker 3: Look, only if you value your life, don't do it.
Speaker 3: I want to talk any smack about your precious half kid.
Speaker 2: Mark like no, because Mark was literally heading for the
Speaker 2: hills when I was talking about the roaches in the bathroom,
Speaker 2: like Mark was like, I'm out of here. He left
Speaker 2: me here hanging by myself. He said, d you get
Speaker 2: have all these critters by yourself. He keeps trying to
Speaker 2: lead me into.
Speaker 1: The bathroom to look at these Everyone they don't know
Speaker 1: they're not part of our text.
Speaker 2: But they don't know.
Speaker 4: We have a text thread going.
Speaker 1: And every night for the past I don't know, three
Speaker 1: or four nights, Tualla will post pictures of the roaches
Speaker 1: in the men's bathroom. Roach is plural that seemingly only
Speaker 1: come out when Tuala's in the bathroom after we've.
Speaker 2: All come out at night. They come out at night
Speaker 2: like the freaks. Okay, I am here late and I
Speaker 2: just happened to catch them. Most of y'all run in
Speaker 2: and I happen to catch you and they can't su me.
Speaker 2: Look they care. Look and what last I called me
Speaker 2: slipping because someone puts some paper towels over the roach, right,
Speaker 2: they left the paper towels on top of the roach.
Speaker 2: I'm washing my hands and I say, you know what,
Speaker 2: I don't want to leave this stack of paper towels here.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna get a paper towel and I'm gonna put
Speaker 2: the rest I don't know, the trash whatever, because they
Speaker 2: don't need to sit on the SNK. Soon as I
Speaker 2: lifted up the paper towel, two of them bow like
Speaker 2: they were up.
Speaker 3: Under there getting it on. And then there were the
Speaker 3: size of household pets. And here's a good rule of thumb.
Speaker 3: And I want you to pay close attention anytime somebody
Speaker 3: eagerly calls you to come into any bathroom to look
Speaker 3: at something.
Speaker 2: Don't do it, no matter what did you do it
Speaker 2: look I wanted him to see because I don't want it,
Speaker 2: you know, there to be okay, why don't you give
Speaker 2: that picture to Daniel and he can put it up
Speaker 2: on the YouTube.
Speaker 1: Now I am if you ever get to cry to KFI,
Speaker 1: the fourth floor bathroom is notorious. You have to walk
Speaker 1: in there with your guard up and be ready for anything.
Speaker 4: You no what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: It could be a deuce in a urinal, it could
Speaker 1: be a deuce on the floor. I'm being serious.
Speaker 2: I know you are.
Speaker 4: It's later with bo Kelly.
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Speaker 6: List is Twinkie the kid ever? Wonder how they get
Speaker 6: that creamy filling into the middle of a Twinkies cake.
Speaker 6: These kids have some pretty good ideas.
Speaker 1: First they put down the creamy feeling, then they bake
Speaker 1: the cake all around. See, they got this streak to
Speaker 1: pull the stuff and they just squish it in.
Speaker 6: It's just one host this Twinkies cakes, fruit pies and cupcakes.
Speaker 6: Yahoo the fresh snacks with a smack.
Speaker 1: In the middle. Kf I AM six forty and YouTube.
Speaker 1: We're live everywhere in the world. Now, I gotta tell
Speaker 1: you I remember growing up hostess, more specifically Twinkies. You
Speaker 1: can hear by that commercial from the mid nineteen eighties.
Speaker 1: They were for kids. They marketed to kids ho hose,
Speaker 1: ding dongs, Twinkies, donuts.
Speaker 2: Oh well, oh you're talking about trees.
Speaker 4: I heard, yeah, no, no, no, no, no, hoes and.
Speaker 2: Chocolate and ding dongs.
Speaker 4: We're off.
Speaker 1: No, I'm talking about the tap tasty snacks for kids
Speaker 1: back in.
Speaker 2: The day, touch about the tasty snacks that bite you back. Well,
Speaker 2: you know, hey, hey, but it's interesting you mentioned that, Twila,
Speaker 2: because Hostess and the parent companies now JM smucker, they're
Speaker 2: now marketing to adults in this way.
Speaker 1: JM smucker is going to be sending a Munshimobile on
Speaker 1: a road trip leading up to the unofficial holiday of
Speaker 1: Cannabis coming up on April twentieth, and I think that
Speaker 1: coincides with Easter this year, so there's something ironic in there.
Speaker 1: And they're going to send this munshimobile out to promote
Speaker 1: Hostess brands, like we said, Twinkies, ding dongs, and donuts. Now,
Speaker 1: this is very different from what it used to do
Speaker 1: prior to JM. Smucker buying all the Hostess brands. Now
Speaker 1: they're saying, you know, we're not going to go back
Speaker 1: to the whole Twinkie the kid thing. We're we're actually
Speaker 1: taking the kids from that era who've now grown up
Speaker 1: because we're talk abou forty years and since cannabis has
Speaker 1: legalized in most places, they're gonna make sure that there
Speaker 1: is a munchie offering for all these stoners.
Speaker 2: I love it. It's not gonna be me, but hey,
Speaker 2: I love it just because this is how you branch
Speaker 2: out and do something bigger. I've actually seen a cannabis cafe.
Speaker 2: There's one that's opened up in I believe, North Hills,
Speaker 2: and I said to myself, wow, that's about Starbucks. Sized
Speaker 2: It's a cannabis cafe. You can go in there and
Speaker 2: get munchies and get your cannabinoids and your marriage.
Speaker 4: You wanna you can see how all this is coming together.
Speaker 1: And too bad for Starbucks because now you have these lounges.
Speaker 4: They can sell.
Speaker 1: Edibles and eatables, you can sell.
Speaker 4: Food and marijuana.
Speaker 1: I don't know how you can compete with that, honestly, honestly,
Speaker 1: because you can have entertainment. You can have people enjoying
Speaker 1: the ganja, marijuana, the Mary Jane, and then actual having
Speaker 1: food because they get the bunchies they don't have. It's
Speaker 1: one stop shopping now.
Speaker 3: See.
Speaker 2: I don't know about you, mom, I don't know about you.
Speaker 2: I have never actually smoked weed, believe it or not.
Speaker 4: I've never actually stole it.
Speaker 2: I've been around every single marriage you wanna love and
Speaker 2: rapper ever to be ever, and I have had second
Speaker 2: hand contact like you wouldn't believe, but I've never taken
Speaker 2: that sticky, icky ooh oie and taken a puff.
Speaker 1: I can tell you the totality of my marijuana in
Speaker 1: my life. I've had a little bit using a coke
Speaker 1: can as a bong. And this is when I was
Speaker 1: like maybe sixteen ish. I remember, I was still in
Speaker 1: high school. I remember I was still in high school
Speaker 1: and it was definitely legal back then. And then I
Speaker 1: would say in my forties, I had I had some edibles,
Speaker 1: almost like a chocolate chip cookie, and I ate the
Speaker 1: whole cookie and it didn't do anything for me. And
Speaker 1: I'm thinking, like, Okay, it smells bad. It doesn't smell
Speaker 1: like a regular chocolate chip cookie. I ate it, and
Speaker 1: they said, you're only supposed to eat half. I ate
Speaker 1: the whole damn thing. Didn't do anything for me.
Speaker 4: Are you serious? I'm being serious. I'm being serious.
Speaker 1: And that's part of the reason why I've never had
Speaker 1: any affinity for using marijuana.
Speaker 4: It's never it's now.
Speaker 1: Maybe it was just that particular edible, but it's never
Speaker 1: done anything for me. And I've never had any desire
Speaker 1: for it to do anything for me, because I had
Speaker 1: a half one a half of a cookie one time
Speaker 1: and it took me to the movie.
Speaker 4: Well that's what they told me. Yeah, you don't eat
Speaker 4: the whole cookie.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: And my friend, who she knew that I have never
Speaker 1: done it before, She's say, oh, just go ahead and
Speaker 1: finish it. And I was gone for the next day.
Speaker 3: You gotta be careful of eating them. I was in
Speaker 3: Amsterdam a long time ago. Oh, and I went with
Speaker 3: the girl I was with at the time and a
Speaker 3: friend who one of those cafes where they sell the chocolates,
Speaker 3: the hash chocolates, and it takes a while for him
Speaker 3: to kick in. So when the person behind the counter
Speaker 3: tells you just eat half a one, don't eat two
Speaker 3: hole ones, because theoretically, if you do, you'll have to
Speaker 3: be led back to your room like you're in the
Speaker 3: mountains with a shirpa.
Speaker 4: Oh oh, I forgot. I forgot.
Speaker 1: We had comedian Lunel come in studio. She was a
Speaker 1: guest on the Mo Kelly Show some years back, and
Speaker 1: she just gave me some I guess I'm like cannabis
Speaker 1: gum tried.
Speaker 4: That did nothing for me.
Speaker 1: I don't know if I'm just immune to it, but
Speaker 1: I just don't have any real reaction, So you know,
Speaker 1: I've had more of a reaction from an ambient.
Speaker 2: You know what's interesting, too, is you've been on the
Speaker 2: road with the individuals who literally nationalize the concept of
Speaker 2: putting five on it.
Speaker 1: I know, I know, for those who don't know, there's
Speaker 1: a song called I Got five on It. It was done
Speaker 1: by the group called the Loonies. Now U n I Z.
Speaker 1: They broke that song when I was at Virgin Records.
Speaker 1: They were on Virgin Records, and sometimes I provide tour support.
Speaker 1: So I was touring with the group, and I can
Speaker 1: tell you about some stories about them tearing up some
Speaker 1: hotel rooms.
Speaker 4: Oh my goodness. But that's a digression.
Speaker 1: The point is I've always been around the marijuana culture,
Speaker 1: and at no point did it get me. I was
Speaker 1: around the ecstasy culture. At no point did it get me.
Speaker 1: Am I special? No, I'm just saying maybe because I
Speaker 1: saw how it was messing up careers, that I'd never
Speaker 1: had any real desire to try it. I mean, cocaine
Speaker 1: was everywhere, and that's the hell of a drug. But
Speaker 1: you're not afraid of ambient. Isn't that the one that
Speaker 1: makes you get up and walk around naked?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, so I'm told, hey, get them naked, walked
Speaker 7: on the knife.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I'm sorry, too old to be bank care bouncing,
Speaker 1: but yeah, I just never had any real affinity for
Speaker 1: for weed.
Speaker 3: But you never had any issues with the ambient making
Speaker 3: you like walk out in your underpantents.
Speaker 2: I've had like food someplace.
Speaker 4: I've had like two or three ambient in my life.
Speaker 4: That's it.
Speaker 1: That's legitimately interesting. So you didn't even feel like drowsy
Speaker 1: at all or anything after you had the cookie.
Speaker 4: No, I didn't feel any difference.
Speaker 1: I don't know if my brain receptors are not, you know,
Speaker 1: connected to marijuana.
Speaker 2: So you're one of those individuals that medical marijuana actually
Speaker 2: would probably work for because you won't get hooked on
Speaker 2: the the I guess the cycle cooked. Yeah, yeah, people
Speaker 2: get hooked on on the Mary Jane.
Speaker 1: Yeah yes, oh no, no, no, I know some people
Speaker 1: who are hooked absolutely wakem bake and all they do
Speaker 1: is that all day long, okay, and they can't in
Speaker 1: their mind, they can't function without it. I'm being serious.
Speaker 1: So you know, if it works for you, Mark, you know,
Speaker 1: God blessed leave me. I'm not the spokesman for that.
Speaker 1: I'm just saying it just it's never done anything for me.
Speaker 1: My vices were elsewhere. I'll just leave it at that time.
Speaker 1: K if I Am six forty and YouTube. We're live
Speaker 1: everywhere in the iHeartRadio app. And when we come back,
Speaker 1: we're going to get into Coachella. I think Marijuana's a
Speaker 1: nice lead into Coachella.
Speaker 5: You're listening to Later with Moe Kelly on demand from
Speaker 5: KFI AM six forty.
Speaker 1: K IF I Am six forty and YouTube at mister
Speaker 1: bo Kelly, It's Later with bo Kelly. We're live everywhere
Speaker 1: also on the iHeartRadio app. Coachella is underway. Even though
Speaker 1: I've been in I was in the music industry for
Speaker 1: a long time, I've never had any desire to go.
Speaker 1: I've never been to Coachella, and maybe because Coachella became
Speaker 1: a thing after I reached a certain age. I went
Speaker 1: to plenty music festivals. I went to plenty music and
Speaker 1: industry conventions, but I never went to Coachella. And that
Speaker 1: type of outdoor festival just never really appealed to me.
Speaker 1: I wanted to do the whole hotel thing, and coach
Speaker 1: Ella is anything but a hotel. You're in the middle
Speaker 1: of the dirt. You're standing for the most part, looking
Speaker 1: for a bathroom somewhere, or just making something into a bathroom.
Speaker 1: It just seems to would be horrible. There are things
Speaker 1: that I was talking about this with Tim Conway Junior.
Speaker 1: There are things that I did in my twenties that
Speaker 1: I will not settle for in my fifties. For example,
Speaker 1: I've slept in my car, you know, because I was
Speaker 1: at an all weekend party. Remember it's the San Diego
Speaker 1: State Step Show early nineties. Slept in my car, and
Speaker 1: I can go ahead and tell the story now, slept
Speaker 1: in the car and there are two other women who
Speaker 1: slept in the car with me. Don't look at me
Speaker 1: like that.
Speaker 2: Look I've just said. No. I just want you to
Speaker 2: lead with that. There, lead with that. You being in
Speaker 2: the in the car is not as important as anty
Speaker 2: bitty car too.
Speaker 4: It was a painty picture.
Speaker 3: Please.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you had to keep each other one.
Speaker 4: Okay, y'all can google the car.
Speaker 1: But it was a Nissan NX sixteen hundred wow, nineteen
Speaker 1: ninety two Nissan, and we couldn't find a place to
Speaker 1: stay because it's like it's a seventy two hour party.
Speaker 4: Seventy two hour party.
Speaker 1: We were couldn't find a place to stay, so we
Speaker 1: end up sleeping in the car.
Speaker 4: Oh that car was badass though it was I was sick.
Speaker 4: It was a trap.
Speaker 2: I remember it now. Yeah, it's a little trap. It's
Speaker 2: a trap.
Speaker 4: The trap is a trap.
Speaker 1: Uh anyhow Coachella, Like I did that in my twenties,
Speaker 1: I'm not doing that at this age in life and
Speaker 1: having nothing to do with two other women. It's like,
Speaker 1: I'm not going to sleep in a car. I'm sleeping
Speaker 1: in a hotel. I'm not sleeping in a sleeping bag.
Speaker 1: I'm not sleeping on the floor somewhere. They have yerts.
Speaker 1: What yurts?
Speaker 4: They have?
Speaker 2: Yerts?
Speaker 4: Are those for uts?
Speaker 5: They?
Speaker 2: I mean, the utes are taking over the yurts and
Speaker 2: they get them pretty early.
Speaker 4: But they have like the tents. Yeah, oh no, no, no,
Speaker 4: thank you for that.
Speaker 1: I stepped in a tent in Shoshua Tree for my
Speaker 1: fourteenth birthday. I'm not doing that again. I don't camping
Speaker 1: camping thing. I never really liked that. I did it
Speaker 1: for four eight and that's and that's for eight hundred dollars. Hello, okay, yeah, no,
Speaker 1: thank you?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 2: And what's eight hundred bucks? Well?
Speaker 3: Yeah, Also, if you sleep in a yurt at Coachella,
Speaker 3: you're gonna get warts.
Speaker 1: That's probably the least of your problems. Equal warts.
Speaker 2: So they have tint only camping. That's you're beyond that.
Speaker 2: Mom tent means sleeping bag, yes, okay, okay. Safari tents
Speaker 2: these are bigger. You can furnish these. They have a
Speaker 2: they know, they know, they know, they don'tn't want to
Speaker 2: me like that. They have a mint silence. They have
Speaker 2: amenities like uh, air conditioning, restrooms, shower facilities, the shuttle service.
Speaker 2: This no, this is the Safari tent.
Speaker 1: Well that sounds like a like an Airbnb with no walls.
Speaker 1: Plus you're paying extra to do that on top of
Speaker 1: the ticket.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I might as well just stay at a hotel
Speaker 4: down the street.
Speaker 2: That is true. It is a lot more expensive.
Speaker 1: I'd mean, or or how about this I can stay home?
Speaker 1: Or how about when I get home from doing the
Speaker 1: show tonight, I can just turn on YouTube and put
Speaker 1: it on my TV and.
Speaker 4: Watch it that way, which I've done before. HD.
Speaker 2: Hello, oh my god, for fred for free for tenth
Speaker 2: for weekend one is twelve thousand dollars for the for
Speaker 2: the weekend.
Speaker 4: I would rather drive home and drive back.
Speaker 1: And the thing is too, It's like, okay, let's just
Speaker 1: say one of your favorite artists are performing.
Speaker 4: You're only getting like five six songs out of them.
Speaker 4: It's sounds like it's their concert.
Speaker 1: No, not at all, like the first weekend you could
Speaker 1: get Lady Gaga, Vintage Culture, never heard of them, Travis Scott, Yeah,
Speaker 1: Charlie XCX, Post Malone and more.
Speaker 4: Okay, yeah, but I mean.
Speaker 2: For twelve thousand dollars, and that's only big enough for
Speaker 2: you and a person, So it's now I would hope. Look,
Speaker 2: I'm not sharing it with anybody, you know. Yeah, for
Speaker 2: twelve thousand dollars.
Speaker 1: It's not like, Look, if I pay twelve thousand dollars,
Speaker 1: is gonna be and my wife.
Speaker 4: That's it. That's it. That's it. No, Stephanie can't sleep
Speaker 4: in the corner or something.
Speaker 3: No.
Speaker 4: I appreciate you as a friend, but that's not happening.
Speaker 1: And you have to make the decision of who you
Speaker 1: want to see because sometimes you two of your favorite
Speaker 1: artists might be performing at the same time on different stages. Well,
Speaker 1: I'm I assume that yurt is only good for one weekend.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, so you know, oh.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, it's not twelve thousand. Then you get to
Speaker 2: stay for a weekend too, No, it's that weekend.
Speaker 1: Okay, Tonight, Lady Gaga headlines. They have Missy Elliott, Missy Elliott,
Speaker 1: Gloral that's dope, must Mustard.
Speaker 4: Tyler, Benson Boone, don't know who that is.
Speaker 2: Benson Boone is amazing. Know the song you would know
Speaker 2: it's huge right now?
Speaker 4: All right?
Speaker 1: Maybe not. I'm just I don't know. I promise the
Speaker 1: Go Gos heard of them? Yes, Raven Lenney, Yeat and more.
Speaker 1: Tomorrow they have Green Day as the headliner. They have
Speaker 1: Charlie XCX, Tink Tink Yeah, haven't heard Tink t Pain Yes,
Speaker 1: Jimmy World Yes, Japanese Breakfast No yeah, Emily Lenz sure
Speaker 1: and uh and rapper Travis Scott.
Speaker 2: That's a that's that's a huge show right there. Travis
Speaker 2: Scott does his own gigantic festival by himself.
Speaker 4: Okay, Sunday Post Malonea is the headliner.
Speaker 1: Chaboozy, Yes, definitely, Oh Sundays Sundays Today Chaboozy, Meghan d. Stallion,
Speaker 1: I'm a a don't know odd mob tie Dollar Sign, yes,
Speaker 1: Mooney Long, yes, whatever, her z and many more.
Speaker 4: I know her songs. Okay, wait her or is it no?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 4: No, no, no, not her.
Speaker 1: I'm saying, oh, okay, I'll say money Long. And I
Speaker 1: was gonna say that is the day. No, it would
Speaker 1: be yeah, And they have a list of set times,
Speaker 1: but I'm not going to go into all of that.
Speaker 1: I don't believe in two weeks of a festival. Let's
Speaker 1: just do one weekend and get it done, get it done.
Speaker 1: And I just since I can watch it on YouTube,
Speaker 1: why would I ever actually go out there to see
Speaker 1: it in person?
Speaker 4: Why?
Speaker 1: Stuff I did in my twenties I'm not going to
Speaker 1: do in my fifties. I don't want to get caught
Speaker 1: out there and get stuck in the mud or something.
Speaker 1: Or the traffic out there, traffic coming and going.
Speaker 2: Oh no, I heard people are losing it out there
Speaker 2: right now. The traffic, the heat, yeah, plus the heat.
Speaker 2: In other words, I can't find a really good reason
Speaker 2: to go.
Speaker 4: To Coachella. Can anyone give me just one?
Speaker 1: Can we find in the chat one good reason to
Speaker 1: go to Coachella, just one and when we come back,
Speaker 1: hopefully we'll find a good reason to go to Coachella.
Speaker 4: And shout out to Henry.
Speaker 1: We were talking about the roaches in the back and
Speaker 1: Henry was saying one roach equals a thousand roaches. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he is correct, because we've seen five of them. That
Speaker 1: means only nine hundred and ninety five that we haven't seen.
Speaker 1: Or I should say Twala has seen nine five of them.
Speaker 1: I've shared the pictures with you. You've seen them, WHOA, okay,
Speaker 1: but you've seen them in person. They know you, they
Speaker 1: know your face.
Speaker 2: Look, if y'all want to hang around later, no, no.
Speaker 4: No, I'm good. It's Later with Mo Kelly.
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Speaker 1: the time. Easter Sunday is less than two weeks away.
Speaker 1: And if you're like me, can't remember what's open, what's closed.
Speaker 1: And if you're married, this is very important because inevitably
Speaker 1: your spouse, especially look, my wife will send me out
Speaker 1: to buy something it's like, can you go get something?
Speaker 1: Babies might be something for dinner. Can you go to
Speaker 1: the store. Can you run to the store and get this?
Speaker 1: Can you go get that? And I don't know what's open.
Speaker 4: I don't know what's closed.
Speaker 1: Here's a good way to remember most grocery stores, they'll
Speaker 1: be open for the earlier part.
Speaker 4: Of the day.
Speaker 1: If you want to go to Aldi, though, it's going
Speaker 1: to be closed. Best Buy. I don't know why you would.
Speaker 1: You should be able to get all that stuff off
Speaker 1: of like Amazon, but best Buy is going to be closed.
Speaker 4: Best Buys should be closed for good in the near future.
Speaker 1: I'm thinking like they have to be circling the drain,
Speaker 1: right They can't be in business for much longer. And
Speaker 1: I like best Buy, but let's just be honest. They
Speaker 1: don't sell anything you can't get somewhere else.
Speaker 3: Every time I drive past the best Buy that's near
Speaker 3: the Aldi in my neighborhood, it's just you could almost
Speaker 3: see tumble weeds blowing through the place. I don't know
Speaker 3: how they're open at this point.
Speaker 1: And they're physically huge stores. The rent for those places
Speaker 1: has to be unconscionable.
Speaker 4: And the wardrobe a lot of overhead there.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, because it you know, making you wear them
Speaker 1: damn blue shirts and everything. You can't just show up
Speaker 1: in shorts and a black T shirt. Who would ever
Speaker 1: show up to work in shorts and a black T shirt?
Speaker 2: Nobody professionally? I got that right.
Speaker 1: Oh wait, wait, wait, okay here, now we have to
Speaker 1: tell the joke. Mark showed up to work today in
Speaker 1: black T shirt and shorts.
Speaker 2: You can't prove a thing. And I'm not standing up.
Speaker 1: Stephen showed up to work today in a black T
Speaker 1: shirt in shorts. Oh, and my mother before I tell
Speaker 1: you what else is open and clothes by mother called
Speaker 1: me today. She's probably listening and watching right now, and
Speaker 1: she's got it where she casts the YouTube app to
Speaker 1: her television.
Speaker 2: She tell you to be nicer to us. No, she
Speaker 2: told us to dress up?
Speaker 4: Did she really?
Speaker 5: Yes?
Speaker 1: It's like, can't you all like wear the same shirt
Speaker 1: or something, oh like a uniform like a cult, all
Speaker 1: of us in the same Yeah. I was like ready
Speaker 1: to block her, like Charlie, Charlie, what would we wear?
Speaker 2: We all wear the same, doesn't matter.
Speaker 1: I always try to tell my mother, just don't tell
Speaker 1: me what to.
Speaker 4: Do with the show.
Speaker 2: No, I want to look into this. Now, we should
Speaker 2: all have a day where we wear the same thing.
Speaker 4: No, but she wants us to do it every day,
Speaker 4: like a uniform.
Speaker 1: Okay, like like the best buy, right, geez right, Like
Speaker 1: we'd have all the same shirt or something for the show.
Speaker 1: And I very politely, almost impolitely, rushed off the phone
Speaker 1: and I discouraged her from making any more suggestions.
Speaker 4: About the show.
Speaker 2: You let me talk to her.
Speaker 4: She will cuss you out in a heartbeat.
Speaker 2: I like that.
Speaker 4: That sounds wrong.
Speaker 2: No, no, my own mom, It's like a kink.
Speaker 4: I'm excited for it.
Speaker 1: Right, yeah, all right, let's get back to the list
Speaker 1: of what is or is not open. I'll let you guess. Costco.
Speaker 1: Do you think open or closed?
Speaker 4: Closed?
Speaker 1: Costco will be closed, Dick's Sporting Goods, as if someone
Speaker 1: would to go, but you know closed, closed, hobby lobby.
Speaker 2: Closed, aren't they yes?
Speaker 3: Yes, yeah, Cole's open. Aren't they closing for good anyway?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Tomato, Tomato, Walmart open, yes, open, Macy's.
Speaker 4: Closed. I would say close. Well, you know it's in
Speaker 4: the mall.
Speaker 2: You never know.
Speaker 1: It's a moot point. Nobody goes there night. It's closed.
Speaker 1: Marshall's closed correct, Sam's Club also closed?
Speaker 4: Closed?
Speaker 1: Yes, closed, Chick fil A.
Speaker 2: Think about it before you answer, are you in a way?
Speaker 3: Mo?
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's a better chance in hell. Uh Chipotle, they're
Speaker 1: always open, closed, right.
Speaker 2: In and out out.
Speaker 4: Closed closed yep. Wow.
Speaker 1: Raising Kynes will be closed as well, so more closed
Speaker 1: than not.
Speaker 4: With the laver N this is this is shattering.
Speaker 1: It's actually gone back in a different direction because it
Speaker 1: used to be where everything was closed. Then they like
Speaker 1: open it because they were greedy. They want to have
Speaker 1: more business. Because you'll find a lot of things open
Speaker 1: on Christmas Day, surprisingly, even though it's one of the
Speaker 1: high holy days of Christianity, if you will, and Easter,
Speaker 1: it's almost like swinging back in the other direction where
Speaker 1: things are now more closed than open. But that's it
Speaker 1: just in case your spouse like me, will will have
Speaker 1: to be sent out there to find something for Easter
Speaker 1: dinner or something before it's too late. Now you know
Speaker 1: what's open and closed. It's later with mo Kelly. We're
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Speaker 1: Who's monitoring the comments? What are they talking about, Cardasha?
Speaker 1: They're talking about strip clubs from last night? Is that
Speaker 1: carry over from last night? I'll take that as a yes.
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