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Speaker 1: When your old career gives you lemons throwing some ice,

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mix in some vodka. Color A podcast from the Mac

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of All Trade Studio in Fairport and driven by Victor

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Chrysler Dots jeep Ram. It's Billified, The Bill Moran Podcast.

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Speaker 2: Hello and welcome, whoa, Thanks for getting your pot on,

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Thanks for telling a friend. That's how we spread the word,

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one person at a time. Tucky fresh in.

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Speaker 3: The house, in the house, baby did my mic on?

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Speaker 2: Yout perked up? Yeah?

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Speaker 3: It's showtime?

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Speaker 4: What's the matter? What you need is your mic on?

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Speaker 2: Yes? Can you hear yourself?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: A little louder if you want? Okay, do you need

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a little louder?

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Speaker 3: Maybe just a little? There we go, Yeah, some sense now,

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I feel it.

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Speaker 2: I feel the virus. Yeah, I feel the waves.

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Speaker 4: That's days of excitement.

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Speaker 2: I know. Doug is uh, you know.

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Speaker 3: Not a morning person. I'm fine. I'm showtime. I got

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stuff going on. I got a lot of stuff. This

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is a busy time of year for me. Is that?

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Speaker 4: Can you handle it?

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Speaker 2: Yes?

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Speaker 3: I've handled it for fifteen years.

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Speaker 2: I just want to make sure you're all right.

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Speaker 5: I got work, I got Billified, I got a golf tournament, Monday,

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I'm doing my own golf tournament, as you know.

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Speaker 4: Uh huh yeah, got all your stuff.

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Speaker 3: Going on, and put all my ducks in the row.

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I got a cat, I tell you. Yeah, yeah, Rosie,

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like a whole lot of rosie. That's the only reason

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I took the cat. It was Bob would be like

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the care Rosie.

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Speaker 2: Cat's doing good? Cat is warming up, is it? Yes,

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you didn't lose the cat. You were worried that you

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couldn't find the cat. Somebody sent me a picture of

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you surrounded by thousands of kitts after that.

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Speaker 3: Damn ai.

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Speaker 5: I want to say, yeah, yeah, well they can't gotta

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get used to the place.

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Speaker 3: Just let it go till it warms.

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Speaker 4: Up to you and it's all good.

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Speaker 3: Yes, all right, it's a fat cat. It's a big,

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fair kitty cat.

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Speaker 4: Really, it seems.

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Speaker 3: Like exactly, it's we know, an exercise.

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Speaker 5: The cant three four times a day, like you can't

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a little fisky feast things nothing size, yeah, like a

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stuff mushroom.

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Speaker 4: I think that would tell you differently.

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Speaker 5: Whatever, No, if I can't find the cat for a month,

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then I'll start to worry. So the cat last week

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warming up? It was staying in the basement. My mom

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had some comforters and laying on there.

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Speaker 3: Just let it go.

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Speaker 5: Can't force an animal to love your like you r whatever.

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Just like so last week I hear the bell and

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it jumped on the bed trying to get on the

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bed and miss calculated, and I hear the scratches on

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my bo.

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Speaker 3: Big fat cat fell on the floor, Like that's all right, try.

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Speaker 5: Again, can't I hear it going downstairs? Next night she

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got an angle and uh, she's sleeping with me. Really yeah, wow,

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look at very lovable. Yeah, that's one reason I took

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the cat. I knew they can't prior and then somebody

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else took it. She had a boatload of animals. Wasn't

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getting along If you don't.

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Speaker 3: Take it, I gotta take it.

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Speaker 2: A lollipop farm.

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Speaker 3: And I'm like, it's a very nice cat.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, so you got it.

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Speaker 3: So I took it.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, the U.

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Speaker 3: I guess it's kind of a rescue, but I mean it's.

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Speaker 4: Kind of nice. You got pushy in your bed every now.

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Speaker 3: Old pussy too.

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Speaker 2: Oh, yes, that's your style. Something broken in that's the

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greatest thing in the world right now. And yeah that

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pur box roll Oh, the pur box.

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Speaker 3: Yes, oh, I think I'm going to use that, and now.

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Speaker 2: That's your pur bus. The mud whistle, yes, well, be

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careful with the mud whistle. Some people aren't mud whistle people.

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You're right, some people are not, and some people just

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love yes because I I I have been.

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Speaker 4: I don't want to say too much, but I have.

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Speaker 5: Hey, do you like pepperoni and your pizza? And do

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you take it in the ass. It's a tough one

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to conversation.

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Speaker 2: What are you talking about?

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Speaker 3: Here's the story.

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Speaker 4: I don't sneak into the conversation.

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Speaker 5: I saw a friend Melissa, and years ago we were

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hanging out for summer for whatever. He's cold check. I

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still see her out Melissa. I don't give her last name,

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but the expression it is what it is.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I hate that you do. Yeah, well, I understand.

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Speaker 3: This is about nine years ago, and it was it

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is what it is, Yeah, it is what it is.

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Speaker 2: Right.

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Speaker 5: And I'm walking down the bar and there's two girls

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and a guy and they're playing the Mega touch machine

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and I hear it our tender hears he goes, well

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do you do anal whoa? And she goes, well, it

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is what it is.

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Speaker 2: It is what it is. Okay, it is what it is,

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and I got it. Yeah. I've been given the checkered flag,

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and I've been given the fucking.

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Speaker 5: Hard stock, the red flag. You're you're, I've been told Watkins, glennim.

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Speaker 3: Red flag. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, be careful down there.

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Speaker 4: It could be sometimes you can get a little messy

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all of a sudden.

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Speaker 3: That doesn't get messy, well, not with me. I've heard stories,

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but I've never had that happen, Thank goodness. Maybe you have.

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Speaker 2: I haven't had anything, Doug. I just talk a big

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game and do anything. Speaking that, I did see a

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story about a couple in Brazil, Brazil. Yeah, so I

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always wonder is this real? But according to CNN Brazil,

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they were having sex in a car, in a car

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up on a beautiful ledge.

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Speaker 3: When's the last time you did six in the car?

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Speaker 4: Tuesday?

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Speaker 3: You did that? It don't make cars big enough? You

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have sex?

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Speaker 2: You rain drover a bus hers. I don't uh. When

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was the last time I had sex in the car?

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I don't know.

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Speaker 3: And i'd have to think about that.

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Speaker 2: Yeah I have yeah, yeah.

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Speaker 3: I mean sex, sex, not just fooling around kissing good night,

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but you know, close off yeah, yeah, fogged windows?

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Speaker 2: Is it?

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Speaker 3: What did they fog up?

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Speaker 2: Do they fog up? If you're doing it right, If

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you're doing it, that's right. If you're doing it right,

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they can all right. So but this couple, it was

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a forty two year old woman with her twenty six

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year old boyfriend. Way to go.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, buddy came and went.

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Speaker 2: They they were inside the car and they were banging

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so hard that it went over the tip of this

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rock like they were up on a three hundred, probably

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looking at the stars. They're getting going, the motion's going.

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Whatever happened, this vehicle fell another thousand feet. Her naked

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body or his naked body was found. He happens to

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be the father of a four year old and then

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she was found in the car by firefighters. But they yeah,

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they both were both dead. No dead, well, yeah, turned

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fatal rocking motion from the romps sent the vehicle plunging

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over a remote cliff in Brazil.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't believe it. An e motion in the ocean.

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Speaker 3: Well, was she cheating in him?

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Speaker 2: Or Okay, hang on now, was she cheating on?

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Speaker 3: No?

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Speaker 2: Was she cheating with him? You mean, because that's exactly

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what I thought was who I don't know, because a

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forty two year old with a twenty six year.

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Speaker 3: Old in the car, how heavy were they?

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Speaker 2: They didn't, they didn't look heavy. Who knows what kind

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of car it was? Who knows if he hit the

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who knows? I don't know.

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Speaker 3: Maybe you know, well, okay, you let the car run in.

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He's in the driver's seat, yes, and she's on top

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of a Yes, he could hit the game.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, that's exactly what could happen. And she could

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hit the you know, or.

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Speaker 5: The emergency brake. Yeah, or if it's an automatic, you

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got to put it in the show.

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Speaker 3: All right. That's how Hu Grant.

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Speaker 5: That's how Hugh Grant got caught getting his blow jab

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yeah Di vine Brown right, because she was giving him

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flatio and his muscles. He kept hitting the brake like yep,

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radically capsuling.

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Speaker 3: What's wrong with that car? Like everything are in there?

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Oh my goodness, can you step out of the car, sir?

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Speaker 2: Now, let me ask you this. Sure? Does danger make

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sex more exciting?

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Speaker 4: You're up?

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Speaker 2: Yes, yes, right, and.

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Speaker 3: I almost getting caught is more excited?

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Speaker 2: Okay almost?

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Speaker 3: That's not for sake dangerous? No, if it's naughty.

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Speaker 2: Or yeah, a little voyeuristic. Yeah, yeah, sure did you.

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Because I'm thinking about this, I thought this had to

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be a cheating couple as well, because who's forty two

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and twenty six and have sex in the car. The

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only way you're having sex in the car is two

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ways that I can think of. You're cheating and you

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have nowhere else really to go. Or you are a

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divorce a and you're both and you have kids at home,

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so you can't go home place to go, They have

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no place to go, so you kind of go back

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to you know, all of a sudden, you know, you're

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you're having a couple of cocktails, the conversation's going, well,

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you're into each other. You go out and.

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Speaker 4: The next thing you know, bam bam.

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Speaker 2: Not that I have anything, but I just, uh, you've

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never Yeah. No. The other thing is semi public spaces

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having sex and semi public spaces is You're right, there

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is a little bit of that that does add some fun, right,

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a little danger to it.

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Speaker 5: I think that's becoming more of a common thing, people

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getting cut having sex.

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Speaker 2: Really Yeah, why do you say that.

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Speaker 5: I've seen some news reports, seen some videos. People are

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just doing it to do it to be Yeah, It's

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like it's the same thing as people on the motorcycles

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doing wheelies down lyle Avenue just to be seen.

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Speaker 2: Just many years ago. I remember this. I'm going to

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go back like fifteen years There was a woman in Batavia.

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Her last name was Corona, if I remember, just remember

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that being the name, and probably because.

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Speaker 3: Of Bureau, absolutely absolutely.

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Speaker 2: And she was in a park with a dude and

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they started banging under the pavilion on a picnic table,

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and there were kids and people playing on the lady

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ground and shit, that's bad. Cops got arrested. It's an exposure. Yeah,

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I just I don't know. The novelty and sexual encounters,

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that is an interesting thing.

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Speaker 3: Well, obviously a car wash, try to get a quickie in.

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Speaker 2: Never ever have I ever.

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Speaker 3: Dressing room, wade, second time out. This is all new

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to you.

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Speaker 2: Hang on you never, huh have you done?

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Speaker 3: I can't say anything.

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Speaker 2: I don't know.

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Speaker 4: You know, David? Are you paying like to s down, David?

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Speaker 2: David, you would want to know?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I know.

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Speaker 2: Wait, the car.

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Speaker 5: There's stuff you share with your parents, there's stuff you

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share with friends, and.

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Speaker 2: Then there's stuff you say in a podcast and nobody cares.

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I want the car wash? Really?

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Speaker 3: Well, you only have yea and a half?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, more oral then okay? Yeah? Yeah, all right, wow

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clean your car, you're clean your clock?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, even if you don't finish this or.

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Speaker 4: What rise of the clock?

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Speaker 3: And doc?

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Speaker 2: Yeah? And then wait a seton in a in a

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store in a department store dressing room. Yeah, okay, I've

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never done that. No, no, no, how do you go

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find me?

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Speaker 3: Shorts? You like? She can she come in here? Because

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I don't want to come out. I'm embarrassed. Yeah, go ahead,

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but I don't want to model. We can she come

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and see?

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Speaker 2: You got to be really quiet? Huh Yeah, well.

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Speaker 5: You put the shorts in her mouth, get a beg

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of sacks. Yeah, you have to be quiet.

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Speaker 2: Now here's the thing though, Okay, that's so that's you

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got to find somebody who's.

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Speaker 3: Just on the same page.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, willing to be risky.

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Speaker 3: Yes, you know what I mean.

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Speaker 2: Risk But I think that you can. I think you

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can persuade if you can.

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Speaker 3: A little bit.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, some some women you just know there And I

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don't want to say prude because it's a bedroom word.

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I mean they're they're uh privacy, you know in the

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bedrooms where it's captain in the house. But I don't know,

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it depends. I mean, I've worked in bars most of

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my life. I've seen some stuff, I've done some stuff. Yeah,

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I can't say it, you know, but let's try this.

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Speaker 2: Thell and partying, I think leads to sometimes risky behavior, right. Adrenaline, Yes,

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so you mix alcohol, partying and adrenaline, so everything's up,

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You're happy, you're feeling good, you're you know, you're invincible,

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You're invincible.

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Speaker 3: And the next thing, you know, unless you have too

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much alcoholic.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I think that all influences risky behavior. Absolutely.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, when the call of the wild comes, don't let

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me go, don't let it go to voicemail. And I've

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done that sometimes.

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Speaker 4: What do you mean, just what's the call of the

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wild that's come down?

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Speaker 3: I can do this right now. I'm like, oh gosh.

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There was a time in the Blue Room, I had

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two girls in the bandroom downstairs.

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Speaker 5: It was a full bar, and I had a trainee

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on and I had to get back up there.

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Speaker 2: Where's the no.

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Speaker 5: It was in the Rochester really to to that's when

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I should have just forgotten the upstairs, you know, but

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being responsible had to go up there. It was a

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full bar. She didn't know what she was doing. I'm like,

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I got, you know, duty to do and just you know,

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I was running it and I like, but yeah, I

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remember that like it was yesterday. I ran into one

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of the girls. A couple of years later she had

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She goes.

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Speaker 2: Remember me.

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Speaker 3: I'm like, no, blue room in the bathroom. I do. Yeah,

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it was? It was extra Was it a B TB?

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I think it was bTB? When I how long is yeah?

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That opened?

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Speaker 4: Wait you did this?

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Speaker 3: No?

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Speaker 5: It was who was the place before bTB? But that's

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where I ran into a couple of years there, and

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I think she was pregnant with her boyfriend and asked

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me if I remember, and I'm like, I don't she

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remember the blue room in the bathroom?

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Speaker 3: Now I do? Yeah, just give me a couple of

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details and yeah, oh yeah. And I'm like, uh, you know, wow,

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So yeah, you wanted to write it like a book? No, no, no,

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what I just save it for the podcast.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: I appreciate that. Actually, I appreciate that.

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Speaker 3: I couldn't tell you what they look like or their

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names were, but could have happened, and I like, I

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gotta be responded. I go to take care of this upstairs.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, wow, this is this is a woman and her friend? Yeah,

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two women? Yeah? Were they making soon?

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Speaker 3: I I don't. I cannot recall it.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, because that's a that's a weird thing.

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Speaker 3: Like you could have got a lot weird and a

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lot better.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, but yeah, I started.

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Speaker 2: A lot of people have been talking about a Netflix

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show called Hunting Wives, and there's a lot of nudity

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and a lot of sex, and the women are having

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sex with like one couple seems to have an open marriage,

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but he wants to run for government.

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Speaker 3: Is this reality or no.

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Speaker 2: It's a scripted show. And I watched uh, like two

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episodes and I go, this, this is gonna sound weird.

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I go, this isn't a show for me. It's too dark.

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It's too dark.

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Speaker 4: There's like a murmur saying, like, I know, I don't

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need that. I don't like it.

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Speaker 2: If you like soap operas and things, it's well done.

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It's got a lot of sex in it, a lot

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of intrigue.

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Speaker 4: There's a lot of you know, you can see like

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they're sort.

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Speaker 2: Of grooming this one woman to I don't know, to

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have a threesome with this other couple, you know.

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Speaker 4: Become the third in the thing. And it's just as

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I don't know what it is.

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Speaker 2: I'm I'm realizing as I get older, I some of

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these things are just gonna it just it's too dark,

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the story is too dark, and I'm just like, not

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for me, not for me, but.

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Speaker 5: The year away for the weekend drinking fifteen guinnesses. Yeah,

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then you're part of the story.

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Speaker 3: Is it happened?

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Speaker 5: You know, I don't even know how it happened. That's

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not usually so I happened. I don't even know what happened.

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Making out with a girl. A girlfriend comes up, grabs

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me and her. We're in this room, I don't know

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who room it is, and next thing you know, we're

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naked and somebody knocking on the door.

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Speaker 3: I don't know what the fuck is going on. So

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what happened? I I don't know.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, put my pants on and went back to the party,

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you know, ship like the head sometimes.

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Speaker 4: Never I've never been there.

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Speaker 3: Stow, Stow, You've told me things off air, not like that, though,

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I don't think I give the full story.

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Speaker 2: You think I leave things.

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Speaker 3: Know ever a marathon, you're the starting line, you're the

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finish landing. So what happened?

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Speaker 5: But I was running? You know it was a marathon.

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Was well, you didn't stafford last while?

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Speaker 3: I had water? Yeah, you know, four hours? That was it. Yeah,

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it's gotta be more of that marathon.

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Speaker 4: Oh, we will take a moment.

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Speaker 2: I like this. I like Dougie would I liked I

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like an early doug I'm.

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Speaker 3: Still drunk from last night. I knew it, how fuckingw it?

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Speaker 2: Fucking knew it, fucking knew it. God damn David, did

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you hear that?

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Speaker 3: I can do it?

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Speaker 2: Oh, buddy, we will take a moment. Lots of things.

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Maybe we do a little Dougie.

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Speaker 3: Fresh questions, Sure you don't like Dougie Fast questions, the.

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Speaker 4: Tails from the strip. We'll get into that.

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that's what would take it.

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Speaker 3: Well, I gotta be making money of this. I mean

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just for introduction.

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Speaker 2: Yes, why why are we doing I'll.

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Speaker 3: Just introduce shit weddings. I'll just come in and introduce

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Speaker 2: You want cameo cameo?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 4: You know where people?

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Speaker 3: Yes, I know what a cameo is.

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Speaker 2: No, you know, like the B celebrities. You can send

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a message, right the B celebrities. Well it's like, yes,

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it's probably mostly be celebrities. I would think on there,

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but not necessarily. And you can have them send a

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message to like your dad for his birthday. You know, hey,

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Dave Elvis or whatever you know con yes, exactly.

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Speaker 3: I never tolvs so the Beatles. The book fell on

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my head the other day. I can only blame my shelf.

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Speaker 4: The uh but you could do that.

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Speaker 2: But you get out there and people do an intro,

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you know, Dougie Fresh intros. Get a Dougie Fresh intro.

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What would you charge twenty five bucks? One hundred bucks

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in intro? I think you get more twenty five bucks

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an intro. You can probably knock out a bunch of them. Yeah,

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could we just get one equals to four?

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Speaker 3: You know what? Got to know you're worth sometimes.

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Speaker 4: I understand, I just I just get.

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Speaker 3: Nobody does it like me?

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Speaker 2: You know?

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Speaker 3: No, you don't know anybody else that does that like me?

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Do you?

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Speaker 2: Uh no?

470
00:22:54,200 --> 00:22:55,160
Speaker 4: Most people outgrows.

471
00:22:55,440 --> 00:22:58,640
Speaker 9: Ah, you love it, baby, I do.

472
00:22:59,279 --> 00:22:59,680
Speaker 2: I do.

473
00:23:00,240 --> 00:23:00,559
Speaker 4: Well.

474
00:23:00,599 --> 00:23:03,400
Speaker 2: Here's the thing, because you are you've been a strip

475
00:23:03,400 --> 00:23:07,160
club DJ. Yeah, and you still do DJ work. Oh yeah,

476
00:23:07,319 --> 00:23:11,799
you know weddings and funerals.

477
00:23:15,119 --> 00:23:16,880
Speaker 3: Did I tell you this story? Two years ago? It

478
00:23:16,920 --> 00:23:18,720
was at a bar and I knew the bar owner

479
00:23:18,799 --> 00:23:19,640
and he comes running up.

480
00:23:19,640 --> 00:23:22,920
Speaker 5: He goes and it was a celebration life and the

481
00:23:23,000 --> 00:23:26,160
DJ was just just playing background music, right, that's it.

482
00:23:26,240 --> 00:23:28,400
Nothing under mic, know nothing, no introductions.

483
00:23:28,839 --> 00:23:29,599
Speaker 3: And he runs up to me.

484
00:23:29,640 --> 00:23:31,759
Speaker 5: He goes, you're never gonna believe that this fucking guy

485
00:23:31,960 --> 00:23:34,119
is getting I go, don't tell me. He goes, four

486
00:23:34,200 --> 00:23:40,200
hundred dollars an hour. It Google advertisement. This woman's father died,

487
00:23:40,440 --> 00:23:44,960
shouldn't know anything about DJs. Types up DJs for service. Yeah,

488
00:23:45,359 --> 00:23:47,920
called him, this is my price. She said, Okay, that

489
00:23:48,039 --> 00:23:50,279
was as quick as a way. For four hours he

490
00:23:50,319 --> 00:23:56,079
made sixteen hundred dollars. Okay, yeah, wow, Yeah, Well know

491
00:23:56,160 --> 00:23:58,920
you're worth know you're worth yep or take the chance.

492
00:23:59,440 --> 00:24:03,000
Yeah right, even if you get one a year, it's

493
00:24:03,000 --> 00:24:04,759
gonna make up for doing three shows.

494
00:24:05,039 --> 00:24:07,200
Speaker 3: Yeah, and there are some terrible There are some bad

495
00:24:07,279 --> 00:24:08,039
DJs out there.

496
00:24:10,119 --> 00:24:11,680
Speaker 2: What would be a bad DJ?

497
00:24:12,079 --> 00:24:13,240
Speaker 3: I'll give you some examples.

498
00:24:13,240 --> 00:24:16,200
Speaker 5: And this is stuff I've been hearing from a couple

499
00:24:16,240 --> 00:24:21,160
of brides that I've met. Now I get this couple

500
00:24:21,240 --> 00:24:24,880
weddings a year, two three, and they're usually from references

501
00:24:25,000 --> 00:24:26,519
or they hear me do the voice of the bar

502
00:24:26,839 --> 00:24:30,319
or comedy, and uh, you know what else you do?

503
00:24:30,440 --> 00:24:33,400
I'm like, I do podcasts, a bartend, I uber, I

504
00:24:33,440 --> 00:24:35,799
do weddings. Weddings, Yeah, every now and then if I

505
00:24:35,880 --> 00:24:39,880
sit down and you know, the DJs don't take their music,

506
00:24:40,759 --> 00:24:43,359
don't take the brides music. Yeah, okay, you can pick

507
00:24:44,279 --> 00:24:46,720
ten songs, twenty songs. I'll take care of the rest.

508
00:24:46,839 --> 00:24:48,079
So what they're doing is they're just coming in with

509
00:24:48,119 --> 00:24:52,599
their laptop and hitting play and whatever's coming up comes up.

510
00:24:53,200 --> 00:24:55,960
So they're not really organized and what's going on. They

511
00:24:56,039 --> 00:24:58,200
love the wedding planner, do it? Hey, we're doing this

512
00:24:58,279 --> 00:25:02,160
now and they're just playing music instead an there, so okay,

513
00:25:02,920 --> 00:25:07,160
overcharging playing I saw this once playing line dance songs

514
00:25:07,480 --> 00:25:11,240
right in a row, the Cuba shuffle, shatcha slide electric

515
00:25:11,279 --> 00:25:13,839
side all four in a row.

516
00:25:14,680 --> 00:25:19,039
Speaker 3: I kidding, I don't because if it's one of those things,

517
00:25:19,079 --> 00:25:22,720
if nobody's dancing, there is something Well. When in Dowgo

518
00:25:22,799 --> 00:25:25,359
disco country, you are.

519
00:25:25,319 --> 00:25:28,519
Speaker 2: Reading the room absolutely, and that's the job, right, The

520
00:25:28,680 --> 00:25:34,240
job is reading the room and trying to uh make people,

521
00:25:34,480 --> 00:25:35,519
let people have fun.

522
00:25:35,880 --> 00:25:37,240
Speaker 4: These are supposed to be fun things.

523
00:25:37,480 --> 00:25:42,240
Speaker 2: Sometimes there are emotionally charged situations wedding weddings, which are

524
00:25:42,279 --> 00:25:45,279
more of a happy occasion for most, but they're emotionally

525
00:25:45,359 --> 00:25:49,960
charged and It depends on a whole lot of factors.

526
00:25:50,000 --> 00:25:51,039
I would think in there, I.

527
00:25:50,960 --> 00:25:53,920
Speaker 5: Just did a wedding and the groom was from Albania,

528
00:25:54,200 --> 00:25:58,039
and uh, I couldn't find any music, so on YouTube

529
00:25:58,400 --> 00:26:03,200
just saved them give me found him and had dinner

530
00:26:03,240 --> 00:26:05,519
and then dancing started. I played a few songs and

531
00:26:06,880 --> 00:26:09,000
I threw it out of Albania scenario. There was only

532
00:26:09,039 --> 00:26:11,599
about seventeen people dancing. It was after dinner and people

533
00:26:11,599 --> 00:26:14,319
are using through them and getting a new drink.

534
00:26:14,440 --> 00:26:17,519
Speaker 2: Remember any of the songs I've never heard. I'm curious

535
00:26:17,559 --> 00:26:17,920
what it is.

536
00:26:17,960 --> 00:26:19,640
Speaker 3: I would not be able to tell you right now

537
00:26:20,400 --> 00:26:22,440
off the top of my head. It was. They were

538
00:26:22,440 --> 00:26:27,599
spelled like h j A kk E. I yeah it was.

539
00:26:29,000 --> 00:26:32,599
Speaker 5: But the first song I played, ninety percent of everybody

540
00:26:32,640 --> 00:26:35,160
got up, got in a circle and it was like

541
00:26:35,200 --> 00:26:37,319
two rotating circles with the clapping area.

542
00:26:37,359 --> 00:26:40,119
Speaker 3: It was great, and he.

543
00:26:40,119 --> 00:26:42,559
Speaker 5: Goes, well, spread them out. But after the first one,

544
00:26:42,640 --> 00:26:44,400
I'm like, this is what everybody wants. I played one

545
00:26:44,559 --> 00:26:47,240
right after it. I was gonna play it through. One

546
00:26:47,279 --> 00:26:50,000
of the bride comes up to me sweating stop.

547
00:26:53,319 --> 00:27:00,319
Speaker 3: Yeah is that Albanian? Yeah?

548
00:27:00,400 --> 00:27:03,319
Speaker 2: Yeah, they're just giving you the top pop hips from

549
00:27:03,359 --> 00:27:04,559
Albania in twenty twenty four.

550
00:27:07,839 --> 00:27:09,759
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's just giving you the thing.

551
00:27:09,839 --> 00:27:11,480
Speaker 3: But couple great.

552
00:27:11,680 --> 00:27:14,240
Speaker 2: I can see a lot of energy, yes, long energy

553
00:27:14,240 --> 00:27:14,759
in that music.

554
00:27:15,480 --> 00:27:20,480
Speaker 3: And he said in Albania it's yeah higher bands. You

555
00:27:20,480 --> 00:27:23,079
don't have a DJ okay yeah right, and I think

556
00:27:23,119 --> 00:27:24,279
like two or three bands.

557
00:27:24,799 --> 00:27:27,920
Speaker 2: See, oh really I forgot how it.

558
00:27:27,960 --> 00:27:29,880
Speaker 3: Might be a two or three day wedding.

559
00:27:30,200 --> 00:27:31,440
Speaker 2: Two or three day wedding.

560
00:27:31,519 --> 00:27:32,519
Speaker 3: Yeah, some cultures.

561
00:27:32,640 --> 00:27:33,720
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's amazing.

562
00:27:33,839 --> 00:27:37,160
Speaker 5: A party ceremony. Then you have the after party of

563
00:27:37,160 --> 00:27:39,319
the next day one too, and it's all different outfits.

564
00:27:39,640 --> 00:27:39,880
Speaker 2: Yeah.

565
00:27:39,960 --> 00:27:40,960
Speaker 3: I think it was Indian.

566
00:27:41,920 --> 00:27:45,079
Speaker 2: That's him. That's that sounds fun. It's different, right, it's

567
00:27:45,079 --> 00:27:47,839
different than one word as that sounds crazy.

568
00:27:47,880 --> 00:27:50,279
Speaker 3: It's draining. It's a long weekend from I think I

569
00:27:50,319 --> 00:27:51,240
was ubering people.

570
00:27:51,640 --> 00:27:56,799
Speaker 2: Is there a song you've ever played that has completely

571
00:27:56,920 --> 00:27:59,000
changed the mood of a room for better or worse.

572
00:28:00,079 --> 00:28:02,319
Speaker 3: I'm sure there has been, but not nothing that you

573
00:28:02,319 --> 00:28:04,680
can think of off the top of my head.

574
00:28:05,079 --> 00:28:05,279
Speaker 4: Yeah.

575
00:28:05,400 --> 00:28:07,680
Speaker 2: Did you ever save uh, let's say, when you were

576
00:28:07,720 --> 00:28:09,599
a strip club DJ, do you ever save a dancer

577
00:28:09,720 --> 00:28:12,720
from a customer who maybe is getting a little.

578
00:28:12,599 --> 00:28:13,960
Speaker 3: No, it's a bouncer's job.

579
00:28:14,079 --> 00:28:17,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, so you don't know, not involved in that. I

580
00:28:17,799 --> 00:28:20,680
think that you must have been able to change the

581
00:28:20,680 --> 00:28:23,480
mood of a room seeing it kind of go down

582
00:28:23,920 --> 00:28:28,119
and strip club. No, no, a wedding, Yeah, a wedding

583
00:28:28,160 --> 00:28:31,920
went in doubt, go disco and everybody comes out for Disney.

584
00:28:32,000 --> 00:28:35,440
Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah, you know, if nobody's dancing to the.

585
00:28:35,319 --> 00:28:40,240
Speaker 5: Wobble or the Wobble, you know, or any of the

586
00:28:40,319 --> 00:28:43,960
new stuff out Bruno Mars or anything like that, then

587
00:28:45,359 --> 00:28:46,359
go go older.

588
00:28:50,160 --> 00:28:51,400
Speaker 3: What's the bob cer one?

589
00:28:52,319 --> 00:28:54,680
Speaker 2: Old time rock and rock around? Oh god, that's the

590
00:28:54,680 --> 00:28:57,200
one that gets every Aunt Millie's out there, and you

591
00:28:57,200 --> 00:28:57,400
know what.

592
00:28:57,799 --> 00:29:00,640
Speaker 5: Aunt Milly and this and ant that. At least you

593
00:29:00,680 --> 00:29:03,039
got some people on a dance. Yeah, and you go

594
00:29:03,079 --> 00:29:05,720
into then you go to disco and I, uh, top

595
00:29:05,839 --> 00:29:08,279
six songs that I play for brides so they know

596
00:29:08,440 --> 00:29:11,960
dancing Queen. I will survive. That's good at the end

597
00:29:11,960 --> 00:29:13,720
of night because they're drinking and all the girls.

598
00:29:14,119 --> 00:29:16,759
Speaker 3: First I was afraid, Yeah, I was petrified.

599
00:29:17,359 --> 00:29:23,480
Speaker 5: We had them proud September. It's raining men, shake your booty,

600
00:29:24,400 --> 00:29:26,960
Commodore's brick house and play that fucky music.

601
00:29:26,960 --> 00:29:29,240
Speaker 2: White boy. Okay, those are the one, They're the ones

602
00:29:29,319 --> 00:29:29,880
to get it out.

603
00:29:29,960 --> 00:29:32,119
Speaker 5: The YMCA has not been played a lot, although I'm

604
00:29:32,119 --> 00:29:34,119
gonna be playing a wedding.

605
00:29:35,319 --> 00:29:36,960
Speaker 3: In October. I just went with a bride.

606
00:29:37,039 --> 00:29:40,000
Speaker 2: Yeah. I mean it's a forty fifty year old song,

607
00:29:40,119 --> 00:29:42,319
practically right, seventy six.

608
00:29:42,160 --> 00:29:44,839
Speaker 5: But there it's her third wedding, it's his first. Oh

609
00:29:45,279 --> 00:29:46,559
so yeah, oh yes.

610
00:29:47,400 --> 00:29:52,720
Speaker 3: Oh god, dude, the other talking about buying a used car.

611
00:29:52,799 --> 00:29:56,160
Speaker 6: I've got broken in Gosh, damn, she's a coddless now.

612
00:29:57,359 --> 00:30:00,359
Speaker 2: I got a lot of Can I ask questions that way? Well,

613
00:30:00,400 --> 00:30:02,200
I don't. I don't want to reveal anything.

614
00:30:02,400 --> 00:30:03,559
Speaker 3: We're not going to say their names.

615
00:30:04,240 --> 00:30:06,240
Speaker 4: How how old are they?

616
00:30:07,839 --> 00:30:10,599
Speaker 3: I think he's a little younger. I think he's forty.

617
00:30:10,680 --> 00:30:11,680
She's forty three.

618
00:30:12,480 --> 00:30:17,759
Speaker 2: She's forty three. Yeah, and this is her third yeah wow.

619
00:30:18,960 --> 00:30:22,160
And she thinks, okay.

620
00:30:21,839 --> 00:30:23,480
Speaker 3: She thinks this is is well.

621
00:30:23,559 --> 00:30:27,359
Speaker 2: I mean, here's the thing, like her exes are fucking

622
00:30:27,599 --> 00:30:29,920
thrilled that she got remarried because they don't have to

623
00:30:29,920 --> 00:30:34,160
pay as much. Then this is all the details. Fantastic,

624
00:30:34,160 --> 00:30:37,279
This is fantastic. But I mean, was she a two

625
00:30:37,319 --> 00:30:41,200
times widower, that would be different. You know, bad luck, right,

626
00:30:41,240 --> 00:30:44,480
and then then that's yeah wow.

627
00:30:44,559 --> 00:30:46,160
Speaker 3: But the third third.

628
00:30:46,160 --> 00:30:49,000
Speaker 2: Told and she told you this, yeah yeah, okay, friend

629
00:30:49,039 --> 00:30:52,599
of mine. Oh it's a friend of your yeah yeah yeah, okay, alright,

630
00:30:52,720 --> 00:30:53,440
So because.

631
00:30:53,319 --> 00:30:56,960
Speaker 3: I I said, well, how many prizes made you am?

632
00:30:57,039 --> 00:30:58,119
Speaker 2: She goes eight. I go eight.

633
00:30:58,799 --> 00:31:02,160
Speaker 3: I'm like, are you can he me for your second weddings?

634
00:31:02,720 --> 00:31:03,319
Speaker 2: Third wedding?

635
00:31:03,359 --> 00:31:04,599
Speaker 3: And that's what she said.

636
00:31:05,000 --> 00:31:07,839
Speaker 5: And he goes and she goes, it's his first and

637
00:31:07,839 --> 00:31:09,880
she and he goes it's her third.

638
00:31:10,480 --> 00:31:14,920
Speaker 3: Oh man, okay wow. Yeah.

639
00:31:14,960 --> 00:31:16,319
Speaker 2: Like here's the thing.

640
00:31:17,720 --> 00:31:19,440
Speaker 4: You fall in love, You fall in love, yeah right,

641
00:31:19,799 --> 00:31:20,799
you kind of can't help who you.

642
00:31:20,839 --> 00:31:21,319
Speaker 2: Fall in love with.

643
00:31:21,559 --> 00:31:25,039
Speaker 5: And I'll say this, some people they get divorced twenty

644
00:31:25,079 --> 00:31:28,799
years whatever years. They like being married. They like that that.

645
00:31:29,960 --> 00:31:33,519
Speaker 2: I think that's a really big thing. I would think

646
00:31:33,799 --> 00:31:36,559
more for men than women. But you think so, well,

647
00:31:36,839 --> 00:31:43,319
here's what I'm I'm saying. I know guys who seem

648
00:31:43,400 --> 00:31:47,400
to get right into a relationship after one, right right away.

649
00:31:48,759 --> 00:31:50,680
Speaker 3: And I think I think it's a security thing.

650
00:31:51,319 --> 00:31:53,440
Speaker 2: Well I think it is. And I see I'm not

651
00:31:53,480 --> 00:31:53,960
a single.

652
00:31:54,160 --> 00:31:57,920
Speaker 3: I was married. Now I get a girlfriend. I like girls.

653
00:31:58,240 --> 00:32:00,680
Speaker 5: It's almost like that, it's almost a homo phobic thing

654
00:32:00,920 --> 00:32:02,599
like you cannot be without a girlfriend.

655
00:32:02,680 --> 00:32:03,559
Speaker 4: I didn't think about that.

656
00:32:03,599 --> 00:32:05,640
Speaker 5: And some girls can't be without a guy. I've known

657
00:32:05,640 --> 00:32:09,279
a few girls when they're tired of their boyfriend, they

658
00:32:09,319 --> 00:32:12,480
will cheat on him, find another boyfriend, either get caught

659
00:32:12,519 --> 00:32:14,799
or be like yeah, I'm leaving and just but they

660
00:32:14,799 --> 00:32:16,240
always have that guy.

661
00:32:16,960 --> 00:32:17,920
Speaker 3: They're never alone.

662
00:32:18,480 --> 00:32:23,119
Speaker 5: And I'm talking like, yeah, if they do break up

663
00:32:23,200 --> 00:32:26,599
or something, the argument and he leaves, within a week,

664
00:32:27,480 --> 00:32:28,200
they've got another.

665
00:32:28,960 --> 00:32:30,799
Speaker 3: And that's a long time. And that was a few

666
00:32:30,839 --> 00:32:32,200
women that I've known throughout life.

667
00:32:32,839 --> 00:32:36,519
Speaker 2: Yeah, I guess that could be true. I see guys.

668
00:32:37,359 --> 00:32:41,720
Maybe it's more because I'm in a similar situation and

669
00:32:41,759 --> 00:32:44,559
I look at things and I go, wow, you got

670
00:32:44,599 --> 00:32:47,519
out of something. Wouldn't you give yourself a little breathing

671
00:32:47,720 --> 00:32:50,440
absolutely to try to just figure things out.

672
00:32:50,480 --> 00:32:54,920
Speaker 3: You were playing football, and football seasons over me. Try

673
00:32:55,000 --> 00:32:56,759
hockey or golf for baseball.

674
00:32:56,799 --> 00:32:58,279
Speaker 2: There's a lot more sports out there.

675
00:32:58,400 --> 00:33:00,759
Speaker 5: There's just don't go right into another sport. I mean

676
00:33:01,160 --> 00:33:03,200
take a couple of swings, I mean going a couple

677
00:33:03,240 --> 00:33:05,599
of days. So they're like it's a hassle, probably because

678
00:33:05,599 --> 00:33:07,319
they look at me like I don't want to wind

679
00:33:07,400 --> 00:33:08,359
up like this lonely wow.

680
00:33:08,920 --> 00:33:11,240
Speaker 4: Right, but I mean most people won't.

681
00:33:11,599 --> 00:33:17,799
Speaker 2: Uh No, I think I think I'm on the problem.

682
00:33:17,799 --> 00:33:20,319
Speaker 3: I'm reading the obituaries. Yeah, it's like my match.

683
00:33:23,039 --> 00:33:27,000
Speaker 2: I uh. I always found that odd with guys who

684
00:33:27,079 --> 00:33:30,400
did that, because I thought, you know, they're like, you're

685
00:33:30,440 --> 00:33:33,319
already in a relationship and then you start hearing about them.

686
00:33:33,680 --> 00:33:34,319
Speaker 4: She's paying the.

687
00:33:34,440 --> 00:33:36,759
Speaker 2: But I think they like that. I think they like

688
00:33:37,039 --> 00:33:40,240
having the person to complain about. And I think you

689
00:33:40,359 --> 00:33:46,200
what happens is you wind up attracting the same type

690
00:33:46,240 --> 00:33:49,920
of person. Yeah, right, so it used to it's different players,

691
00:33:50,400 --> 00:33:51,279
same scenario.

692
00:33:52,039 --> 00:33:54,160
Speaker 3: And I go, different players, same game.

693
00:33:54,400 --> 00:33:57,000
Speaker 2: Right if it doesn't, if it didn't work out, well,

694
00:33:57,039 --> 00:33:59,359
what what are you doing? And what did you learn

695
00:33:59,400 --> 00:34:03,200
from that? And I think sometimes nothing, And I go,

696
00:34:03,880 --> 00:34:06,920
that's why some people are on their third marriage. You

697
00:34:06,960 --> 00:34:11,480
know what I'm saying, because it's the same thing. I

698
00:34:11,519 --> 00:34:14,639
don't know. I mean, hey, look and there's you never

699
00:34:14,719 --> 00:34:17,679
get it wrong. Just keep going, keep going.

700
00:34:17,719 --> 00:34:20,840
Speaker 5: I mean, and now I mean we're twenty twenty five

701
00:34:20,880 --> 00:34:25,840
hours over times years span of years. Things are different.

702
00:34:25,880 --> 00:34:28,280
I mean you take it back to little house in Berry,

703
00:34:28,360 --> 00:34:30,840
you had your bow you had your girlfriend and you

704
00:34:30,880 --> 00:34:32,800
got married, and that was it till death through your part.

705
00:34:33,679 --> 00:34:38,360
Now there's swingers, there's marriage or just shacking up. There's

706
00:34:38,440 --> 00:34:46,840
a there's for open marriage. What's the one you legalized partnership?

707
00:34:47,000 --> 00:34:50,800
Which is for insurance purposes, so if we get divorced,

708
00:34:51,360 --> 00:34:57,480
you're not taking anything. And that's more for insurance, health insurance.

709
00:34:57,599 --> 00:34:59,239
If you have a better plan than I. But I

710
00:34:59,239 --> 00:35:00,519
don't want to be married. I don't want to say

711
00:35:00,519 --> 00:35:03,800
i' married. Is why you're assurance, you know what I mean.

712
00:35:03,800 --> 00:35:06,159
There's more, there's options.

713
00:35:07,440 --> 00:35:09,920
Speaker 2: Why did you marry? She had great insurance?

714
00:35:10,199 --> 00:35:10,719
Speaker 3: Exactly?

715
00:35:10,800 --> 00:35:12,840
Speaker 2: It's amazing, right, Oh.

716
00:35:13,079 --> 00:35:15,239
Speaker 5: I have a girlfriend, a friend as a girl. She

717
00:35:15,360 --> 00:35:17,719
just wants to marry somebody. You give me somebody with

718
00:35:17,719 --> 00:35:19,960
a great health plan, I'll marry him.

719
00:35:20,360 --> 00:35:20,559
Speaker 2: Yeah.

720
00:35:20,639 --> 00:35:22,960
Speaker 5: Yeah, she's paying like eight hundred dollars a month in insurance,

721
00:35:23,199 --> 00:35:23,960
which is crazy.

722
00:35:24,039 --> 00:35:25,960
Speaker 4: It is crazy. It's that, it is crazy.

723
00:35:26,119 --> 00:35:27,960
Speaker 2: I never thought of that, just getting married for the

724
00:35:28,000 --> 00:35:29,039
health plan or whatever.

725
00:35:29,440 --> 00:35:34,119
Speaker 3: I always think to myself state workers, everything's paid for.

726
00:35:34,159 --> 00:35:35,840
If you work in a school district for a certain

727
00:35:35,920 --> 00:35:36,880
number of years, your set.

728
00:35:37,079 --> 00:35:38,920
Speaker 4: But I often think that, like.

729
00:35:40,039 --> 00:35:40,719
Speaker 3: Who needs love?

730
00:35:40,800 --> 00:35:43,559
Speaker 5: You need lust? You need the time at J. C.

731
00:35:43,679 --> 00:35:45,719
Penny's dressing room. Would just kind of play a little bit,

732
00:35:45,920 --> 00:35:46,519
even if you just.

733
00:35:46,559 --> 00:35:48,519
Speaker 3: Kissing, Well, I think you have to, mean you don't

734
00:35:48,559 --> 00:35:51,360
have to go full out, bend over screaming against the wall,

735
00:35:51,400 --> 00:35:54,000
bag and out there come on baby, But I mean.

736
00:35:53,920 --> 00:35:55,719
Speaker 2: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa? My god?

737
00:35:56,079 --> 00:36:00,440
Speaker 5: Ask but I mean from this, lift this a little

738
00:36:00,440 --> 00:36:03,239
bit when you're in a crowded elevator. Yeah, and just

739
00:36:03,320 --> 00:36:05,000
kind of pollur panties downe just a little.

740
00:36:05,119 --> 00:36:07,800
Speaker 2: Really get this, this is this is Dougie's.

741
00:36:07,880 --> 00:36:10,599
Speaker 5: Just a little that car Idol's baby. Before you take

742
00:36:10,639 --> 00:36:13,280
it for a drive, it warm up, just like.

743
00:36:13,199 --> 00:36:13,679
Speaker 3: In the winter.

744
00:36:13,840 --> 00:36:15,360
Speaker 2: Just kind of try. We got to get the oil

745
00:36:15,400 --> 00:36:16,360
on the path, get.

746
00:36:16,199 --> 00:36:24,280
Speaker 3: The fire, then get that heartbeating baby.

747
00:36:24,880 --> 00:36:30,000
Speaker 2: Hell yeah, love tips from Dougy fresh, take it from

748
00:36:30,000 --> 00:36:30,559
a single man.

749
00:36:33,960 --> 00:36:35,679
Speaker 3: Where's what's the mailry chick?

750
00:36:35,719 --> 00:36:39,760
Speaker 2: What do we doing this day? I apologize that whole

751
00:36:39,840 --> 00:36:42,360
thing fell apart. Yeah, yeah, we need to make that happen.

752
00:36:42,800 --> 00:36:45,559
I know we do, and and we can.

753
00:36:45,880 --> 00:36:46,360
Speaker 4: We can't.

754
00:36:46,519 --> 00:36:49,880
Speaker 3: I can checked up her skirt and doing anything like that.

755
00:36:49,960 --> 00:36:54,239
Speaker 2: Oh I think that if I think that's what happens

756
00:36:54,280 --> 00:36:57,159
in a marriage. And I always found this very interesting

757
00:36:57,199 --> 00:37:00,679
because I do. And I interviewed this one and I

758
00:37:00,719 --> 00:37:02,440
saw her on TikTok, and then I had her on

759
00:37:02,480 --> 00:37:04,880
the podcast. I don't remember what episode it is, but

760
00:37:04,920 --> 00:37:08,239
if you go back into the bilified archive, she can

761
00:37:08,239 --> 00:37:11,320
find it. And this woman is in an open marriage

762
00:37:11,400 --> 00:37:15,239
and very attractive. I have a friend who hates the

763
00:37:15,239 --> 00:37:17,960
word attractive when I applied to women. But I often

764
00:37:18,000 --> 00:37:21,440
think you're a woman, and you're not a little girl,

765
00:37:21,719 --> 00:37:24,119
so I'm not gonna call you pretty, and you know,

766
00:37:24,280 --> 00:37:24,800
you know what I mean.

767
00:37:25,480 --> 00:37:27,840
Speaker 3: But I'm definitely better adjectives.

768
00:37:27,880 --> 00:37:30,920
Speaker 5: I guess she's hot. Well you know what hot doesn't.

769
00:37:30,960 --> 00:37:35,199
I'll tell you hot does not turn into alluring. Alluring

770
00:37:35,400 --> 00:37:38,840
is the older woman and very alluring. She's not hot,

771
00:37:39,039 --> 00:37:41,440
but the hot chick is not turning into alluring when

772
00:37:41,480 --> 00:37:46,519
she hits seventy. You're like, yeah, but alluring alluring is that?

773
00:37:46,639 --> 00:37:46,800
Speaker 3: To me?

774
00:37:47,039 --> 00:37:49,119
Speaker 4: Okay, all right, well, okay, there's.

775
00:37:48,880 --> 00:37:50,159
Speaker 3: A lifetime of beauty there.

776
00:37:50,239 --> 00:37:53,559
Speaker 2: I'm just gonna say that this woman's attractive and and

777
00:37:53,719 --> 00:37:59,039
she's uh, looks like the all American woman, you know

778
00:37:59,039 --> 00:38:02,320
what I mean, and middle age in her forties keeps

779
00:38:02,360 --> 00:38:05,840
yourself in good shape. Uh, not overly done up, just

780
00:38:06,079 --> 00:38:07,480
kind of you know, a farm.

781
00:38:07,199 --> 00:38:09,400
Speaker 3: Girl next door with the overalls where tits are it.

782
00:38:09,320 --> 00:38:09,880
Speaker 2: Could be that.

783
00:38:10,000 --> 00:38:11,880
Speaker 4: Fuck yeah, okay, sign me up.

784
00:38:11,960 --> 00:38:12,400
Speaker 2: There we go.

785
00:38:12,519 --> 00:38:17,519
Speaker 3: Overall God's lingerie, man, I'm telling you, because those snaps

786
00:38:17,559 --> 00:38:19,159
come off and it's fucking gig.

787
00:38:20,159 --> 00:38:22,960
Speaker 2: What is going on in your head? What is wrong

788
00:38:23,000 --> 00:38:27,039
with you? My god? I mean, I'm bringing a lot

789
00:38:27,119 --> 00:38:32,440
to the tail. Overall sales are through the roof.

790
00:38:33,280 --> 00:38:37,079
Speaker 5: Yes, the overalls are the hottest thing. You think, better

791
00:38:37,119 --> 00:38:39,000
than fishnet stockings for me thigh?

792
00:38:39,039 --> 00:38:40,360
Speaker 2: And really, oh yeah?

793
00:38:40,719 --> 00:38:43,519
Speaker 3: Is it getting down in dirty bill? Overall, she's just

794
00:38:43,559 --> 00:38:44,400
coming in from the now.

795
00:38:44,559 --> 00:38:48,000
Speaker 2: I have heard a woman say she's over forty, Why

796
00:38:48,079 --> 00:38:49,559
is she still wearing overalls?

797
00:38:49,639 --> 00:38:51,199
Speaker 4: I've heard that said by a woman.

798
00:38:51,519 --> 00:38:54,599
Speaker 5: Really, uh huh, that's that she wants to milk a cow.

799
00:39:00,079 --> 00:39:02,519
Speaker 2: Okay, let me go back to the open marriage. Go ahead,

800
00:39:02,519 --> 00:39:04,920
and I'm going to go back to your theory. This

801
00:39:05,000 --> 00:39:08,639
will be, this will be, this will this will kind

802
00:39:08,639 --> 00:39:11,840
of summarize what you were trying to say.

803
00:39:11,920 --> 00:39:14,320
Speaker 3: Yeah, you can do this, Go ahead, audience.

804
00:39:15,039 --> 00:39:18,760
Speaker 2: So this woman talked about being in an open marriage,

805
00:39:19,039 --> 00:39:24,039
and I thought women to me, are just smarter emotionally

806
00:39:24,440 --> 00:39:25,599
more intelligent than men.

807
00:39:25,679 --> 00:39:28,280
Speaker 4: They just are throughout your life.

808
00:39:28,559 --> 00:39:31,119
Speaker 2: You can say men are smarter, women smart well, but

809
00:39:31,440 --> 00:39:34,800
when it comes to emotional intelligence, women are. Their IQ

810
00:39:35,000 --> 00:39:38,000
is off the chart. This woman said, I'm in an

811
00:39:38,000 --> 00:39:43,920
open marriage and I my husband and I communicate very

812
00:39:44,000 --> 00:39:46,159
very well. But here's what I like about going on

813
00:39:46,199 --> 00:39:47,800
a date. When I go on a date with my

814
00:39:48,000 --> 00:39:51,280
husband and we have children and they do, she said,

815
00:39:51,360 --> 00:39:56,400
everything becomes almost like the infrastructure of the house, the

816
00:39:57,599 --> 00:40:01,079
scheduling of the kids. Every conversation comes to, hey, you

817
00:40:01,079 --> 00:40:03,239
know you're gonna get you gonna get Doug from wrestling

818
00:40:03,239 --> 00:40:05,599
practice this week. And I'm and she's like, when I

819
00:40:05,679 --> 00:40:10,000
go on a date with somebody, there's none of that.

820
00:40:10,679 --> 00:40:13,519
They're interested in me. I get to talk about a

821
00:40:13,559 --> 00:40:15,599
book I read. I get to talk about a movie

822
00:40:15,719 --> 00:40:17,880
or a documentary that I really like to see, and

823
00:40:18,199 --> 00:40:20,880
I get to know the and it's completely different. And

824
00:40:20,920 --> 00:40:25,480
I thought, Wow, that to me is so eye opening,

825
00:40:26,239 --> 00:40:29,639
and every guy should pay attention to that. To exactly

826
00:40:29,679 --> 00:40:34,039
what you're saying, Keep it fresh, keep it fresh, because

827
00:40:34,039 --> 00:40:35,679
we get tired of the person and we got this

828
00:40:35,719 --> 00:40:37,199
shit to do. We got that shit to do what

829
00:40:37,199 --> 00:40:41,320
I got, But think back, what what brought you guys

830
00:40:41,360 --> 00:40:44,800
together to begin with? And if it was right then

831
00:40:45,360 --> 00:40:48,400
it could be right now, if you you know. And

832
00:40:48,440 --> 00:40:52,519
that's why I I if I wind up in relationships,

833
00:40:52,519 --> 00:40:55,719
I always think, make it fun. The fuck is the

834
00:40:55,760 --> 00:40:57,599
point of if it's not fun?

835
00:40:58,239 --> 00:40:58,440
Speaker 4: You know?

836
00:40:58,639 --> 00:41:02,440
Speaker 2: And yes I am stand that things go through. You know,

837
00:41:02,880 --> 00:41:05,440
have a I guess a life cycle, so to speak.

838
00:41:05,480 --> 00:41:08,039
But you know, even in the dull time, pick it up,

839
00:41:08,239 --> 00:41:13,000
you know, being to do the things you watch on

840
00:41:13,079 --> 00:41:15,280
TV or seeing movies.

841
00:41:15,360 --> 00:41:18,840
Speaker 5: And I've suggested a friends they thought the.

842
00:41:20,679 --> 00:41:21,639
Speaker 3: Life was stagnant.

843
00:41:21,960 --> 00:41:22,280
Speaker 2: Marriage.

844
00:41:22,320 --> 00:41:25,800
Speaker 5: I'm like Google, Like I google stuff for bowling tournament,

845
00:41:25,880 --> 00:41:27,400
golf tournament, trying to get some new idea.

846
00:41:27,480 --> 00:41:28,199
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah.

847
00:41:28,239 --> 00:41:30,599
Speaker 5: You know, if I see a basket, I got lott

848
00:41:30,599 --> 00:41:33,239
of baskets from Google, I.

849
00:41:33,159 --> 00:41:36,519
Speaker 2: Want to see that. Google search, Google Search. You know what,

850
00:41:36,599 --> 00:41:38,280
We're going to take a moment and I'm going to

851
00:41:38,320 --> 00:41:40,519
pump you into top ten things. I'm going to go

852
00:41:40,519 --> 00:41:43,239
to Google ways to spice up my marriage, and I'm

853
00:41:43,239 --> 00:41:45,519
going to go to Chat GPT ways to spice up

854
00:41:45,559 --> 00:41:50,440
my marriage chat PTT Chat GPT, the artificial intelligence. Okay,

855
00:41:50,599 --> 00:41:53,440
all right, Yeah, we'll see what those are. I think

856
00:41:53,440 --> 00:41:57,679
that's a Really you're surprising me today. You're bringing insight,

857
00:41:58,039 --> 00:42:00,599
you're bringing knowledge, you're bringing life extra you're asking me

858
00:42:00,639 --> 00:42:01,440
before that.

859
00:42:01,480 --> 00:42:04,920
Speaker 6: I'm just sitting here and no, you seeamed upsets and

860
00:42:05,000 --> 00:42:08,639
I'm concerned. As a game time, I'm I'm starting into

861
00:42:08,679 --> 00:42:12,480
my game mode for Billified. Baby, I'm bringing the thunder

862
00:42:12,519 --> 00:42:14,480
and I'm looking at the lightning. You know what I'm

863
00:42:14,480 --> 00:42:17,719
talking about is Dougie Fresh him shake your money making

864
00:42:17,800 --> 00:42:19,239
tire power better than the morning sex.

865
00:42:19,280 --> 00:42:20,920
Speaker 3: Dougie motherfucking fresh in the house.

866
00:42:21,800 --> 00:42:23,559
Speaker 4: Whoa, And that's why you single.

867
00:42:26,639 --> 00:42:28,320
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868
00:42:28,400 --> 00:42:29,719
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869
00:42:29,760 --> 00:42:30,519
Speaker 4: You gotta get there.

870
00:42:30,599 --> 00:42:33,639
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871
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872
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873
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874
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Speaker 4: Come on, Frank sing it to.

908
00:44:48,159 --> 00:44:59,719
Speaker 3: Me, Lovevan Marriage, Love Van Marriage, which was a twenty

909
00:44:59,760 --> 00:45:03,599
one you run. I think the longest running shows have

910
00:45:04,000 --> 00:45:05,599
run without the and you.

911
00:45:05,559 --> 00:45:08,719
Speaker 5: Wonder why did the Fox didn't have anything else or

912
00:45:09,159 --> 00:45:12,440
people just relate to that and thought it was funny

913
00:45:12,440 --> 00:45:15,480
with the naughty humor and the maybe.

914
00:45:15,320 --> 00:45:16,400
Speaker 3: A little bit of it was.

915
00:45:18,159 --> 00:45:19,360
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think it was.

916
00:45:19,440 --> 00:45:20,599
Speaker 3: And it wasn't ground in the.

917
00:45:20,519 --> 00:45:24,119
Speaker 2: Family without the politics. Yeah, you know, and it was

918
00:45:24,199 --> 00:45:29,360
just this, you know, I mean guy, Yeah, she was

919
00:45:29,800 --> 00:45:34,400
actually and also a great actor, right, great actor because

920
00:45:35,119 --> 00:45:38,000
uh they they got him for a modern family and

921
00:45:38,039 --> 00:45:42,679
he was fantastic and then he's in Uh Fox.

922
00:45:42,480 --> 00:45:43,400
Speaker 4: Must have loved him.

923
00:45:43,760 --> 00:45:47,880
Speaker 2: FX did a whole thing on forgetting the name of

924
00:45:47,920 --> 00:45:51,280
the owner of the l A Clippers who made a

925
00:45:51,639 --> 00:45:55,599
racist statement in his home taped by a black woman

926
00:45:55,800 --> 00:45:59,599
who he was sort of dating outside of his marriage,

927
00:45:59,639 --> 00:46:02,440
and he lost the team, and they do a whole

928
00:46:03,039 --> 00:46:05,119
they did a movie on it, and he's the lead.

929
00:46:06,400 --> 00:46:07,079
Speaker 3: I didn't see that.

930
00:46:07,159 --> 00:46:10,079
Speaker 2: Yeah, what does you say, O'Neill, O'Neill and O'Neill. Yeah,

931
00:46:10,599 --> 00:46:12,679
a great actor, you like, really good.

932
00:46:12,880 --> 00:46:14,760
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's done movies and yeah sure.

933
00:46:14,599 --> 00:46:18,480
Speaker 2: But that role was just like perfect and it almost

934
00:46:18,519 --> 00:46:21,199
seemed to fit his personality. I don't think he was

935
00:46:21,280 --> 00:46:23,440
that way, but you know the hand down the pants,

936
00:46:23,519 --> 00:46:28,840
watching the sports, the old uh all this ship got

937
00:46:28,840 --> 00:46:33,159
the hot daughter that comes down and says right yes.

938
00:46:33,000 --> 00:46:34,920
Speaker 3: Yes, yes, and in the sudden they can't get laid.

939
00:46:35,280 --> 00:46:38,800
Speaker 2: And by the way, she uh, the wife, what's her name?

940
00:46:38,840 --> 00:46:42,480
She's great actress, Yes, played so many great roles.

941
00:46:42,480 --> 00:46:45,119
Speaker 5: I'd have to look it up. She uh, she did

942
00:46:45,119 --> 00:46:47,320
a bankrupt bankup singer for Bette Midler.

943
00:46:47,639 --> 00:46:48,239
Speaker 4: Didn't know that.

944
00:46:48,320 --> 00:46:51,239
Speaker 5: Yeah, and then she got into acting. She was dating.

945
00:46:51,280 --> 00:46:53,199
She was on Sons of Anarchy. Yeah, I did see

946
00:46:53,239 --> 00:46:56,679
that her husband was the originator.

947
00:46:56,400 --> 00:46:59,960
Speaker 4: Of Son's anarchy. Right, and then she also she's done many.

948
00:46:59,800 --> 00:47:01,119
Speaker 3: Others can't Griffin that.

949
00:47:01,280 --> 00:47:02,559
Speaker 2: No, it's Kathy's something.

950
00:47:02,639 --> 00:47:03,760
Speaker 4: Yeah, but that doesn't matter.

951
00:47:05,039 --> 00:47:09,199
Speaker 2: Doug was talking to we somehow spicing up relationship, yes, right,

952
00:47:09,239 --> 00:47:12,880
And Doug gave a scenario like telling your skirt and

953
00:47:12,920 --> 00:47:14,800
pick her panties in an elevator.

954
00:47:16,880 --> 00:47:17,760
Speaker 3: You're gonna try that.

955
00:47:18,159 --> 00:47:21,239
Speaker 5: You sure are knowing that you're saying it ten minutes

956
00:47:21,320 --> 00:47:22,119
after I brought it up.

957
00:47:22,159 --> 00:47:25,559
Speaker 3: It's on your because it's hot. Yeah, it's on your mind.

958
00:47:25,360 --> 00:47:27,079
Speaker 4: Now, Yes, it is on my mind.

959
00:47:27,159 --> 00:47:35,119
Speaker 3: I just don't pick him up. I'm stop when you

960
00:47:35,199 --> 00:47:36,880
hear it. When you hear the stop that.

961
00:47:37,079 --> 00:47:38,559
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's all right.

962
00:47:38,599 --> 00:47:41,119
Speaker 2: So I I typed into Google waste it's to spice

963
00:47:41,159 --> 00:47:43,559
up my marriage, And what they came back with very

964
00:47:43,639 --> 00:47:49,719
quickly was prioritizing quality time. Boo, this is all marriage

965
00:47:49,719 --> 00:47:57,440
counseling shit, communicating openly and introducing new and exciting experiences Okay, yeah,

966
00:47:57,480 --> 00:48:01,039
which right, uh and then then they give you like

967
00:48:01,360 --> 00:48:04,039
articles fun ideas to spice up my marriage from Reddit.

968
00:48:04,119 --> 00:48:07,960
We could that's that could be interesting, so we've asked.

969
00:48:09,000 --> 00:48:12,599
So we've been married twenty years and we've always had

970
00:48:12,639 --> 00:48:15,360
a pretty good sex life until the last couple of years.

971
00:48:15,360 --> 00:48:18,639
That is, basically our routine has become him falling asleep

972
00:48:18,679 --> 00:48:21,880
on the couch after dinner and me feeling super frustrated

973
00:48:21,920 --> 00:48:28,320
and either exercising or giving in and masturbating by myself. Hey,

974
00:48:28,400 --> 00:48:33,519
now that's what it says, I'm Reddit. Sounds like he's

975
00:48:33,519 --> 00:48:36,320
got a low libido or low energy. I think encouraging

976
00:48:36,400 --> 00:48:38,599
him to go to the gym with you or even

977
00:48:38,639 --> 00:48:42,119
taking a walk after dinner would wake him up. Okay,

978
00:48:42,440 --> 00:48:45,239
hide a pair of panties or a bra around the

979
00:48:45,239 --> 00:48:48,000
house with a note that says when you find these,

980
00:48:48,400 --> 00:48:49,159
come and have me.

981
00:48:50,039 --> 00:48:54,159
Speaker 4: Okay, now we're playing a game. No, I'm that's hide

982
00:48:54,199 --> 00:48:55,320
and seek, said the top ten.

983
00:48:56,079 --> 00:48:58,519
Speaker 2: No, this this is from Reddit, right, this is from Reddit.

984
00:48:58,559 --> 00:49:00,880
Speaker 3: Because while you were on your laptop by you.

985
00:49:00,840 --> 00:49:03,599
Speaker 2: Looked at stuff, and I looked to get to JAPT

986
00:49:03,679 --> 00:49:04,280
because I did it.

987
00:49:04,360 --> 00:49:07,159
Speaker 3: I looked up top ten ways to spice up your marriage.

988
00:49:07,239 --> 00:49:11,119
Speaker 5: Yeah, sexually, Okay, I got that. So number one we

989
00:49:11,239 --> 00:49:12,440
have I.

990
00:49:12,400 --> 00:49:14,760
Speaker 2: Wanted to see without sexually because I wanted to see

991
00:49:15,000 --> 00:49:15,679
what they would.

992
00:49:15,440 --> 00:49:18,639
Speaker 3: Switch up positions. One of the easiest quickest.

993
00:49:18,320 --> 00:49:21,440
Speaker 5: Ways to spice up your sex life switching up positions.

994
00:49:22,039 --> 00:49:26,199
And you ever like the hieroglyphics, I mean they tried

995
00:49:26,239 --> 00:49:26,760
everything back.

996
00:49:26,800 --> 00:49:29,039
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, uh, try.

997
00:49:28,920 --> 00:49:32,360
Speaker 5: Light spanking now. I do not like to be spanked.

998
00:49:32,599 --> 00:49:36,559
On the other hand, I like it's coming out from

999
00:49:36,559 --> 00:49:39,480
buff yo. And make sure when you spank that you

1000
00:49:39,519 --> 00:49:42,159
rub your hand and like a massage. Otherwise it burns

1001
00:49:42,159 --> 00:49:42,559
a little bit.

1002
00:49:42,639 --> 00:49:43,679
Speaker 4: No, no, let it burn.

1003
00:49:44,000 --> 00:49:46,519
Speaker 3: A woman told me that likes being spank but rub

1004
00:49:46,559 --> 00:49:52,000
it in a little bit. I don't. Yes, especially with

1005
00:49:52,039 --> 00:49:58,199
your gorilla figures. I can palm a basketball and your

1006
00:49:58,239 --> 00:50:03,000
ass at the same time. You think anybody's masturbating this

1007
00:50:03,079 --> 00:50:03,360
right now?

1008
00:50:03,760 --> 00:50:04,719
Speaker 2: Not until Tuesday?

1009
00:50:06,360 --> 00:50:11,079
Speaker 5: Sorry if you masturbated this colin five five five three

1010
00:50:13,119 --> 00:50:16,199
book a hotel stay vacation is good, especially for those

1011
00:50:16,239 --> 00:50:18,599
who long term relation, but just get away.

1012
00:50:18,840 --> 00:50:23,880
Speaker 3: Yeah, spice it a little uh. Number four, bring in the.

1013
00:50:23,840 --> 00:50:28,280
Speaker 5: Sex toys yea toys plural. Yeah, to add even more

1014
00:50:28,320 --> 00:50:30,360
flavor your sex life. Ask your partner if they might

1015
00:50:30,400 --> 00:50:32,920
be up for using some sex toys together.

1016
00:50:34,320 --> 00:50:34,880
Speaker 3: Number five.

1017
00:50:34,960 --> 00:50:37,400
Speaker 5: Play a sex related game like you were just saying,

1018
00:50:37,440 --> 00:50:41,880
hiding panties something, Start sexting.

1019
00:50:41,920 --> 00:50:43,719
Speaker 2: It's called when You're away.

1020
00:50:44,079 --> 00:50:46,679
Speaker 5: Dirty talk is a perfect way to spice up your

1021
00:50:46,760 --> 00:50:52,559
sex life, especially if your long distance relationship. Try a

1022
00:50:52,559 --> 00:50:56,519
bit of role playing. Yeah, yeah, dressed up like Captain

1023
00:50:56,599 --> 00:50:58,920
Kirk hat, your body green, let's get it on.

1024
00:51:02,639 --> 00:51:04,119
Speaker 4: Somebody has a fantasy.

1025
00:51:04,480 --> 00:51:07,960
Speaker 3: Oh my goodness, curate a sex playlist and like my

1026
00:51:08,039 --> 00:51:12,960
music playlist, hopefully not a c d Z H add

1027
00:51:13,000 --> 00:51:17,400
food in the mix. Now, I will tell you. Yeah,

1028
00:51:18,079 --> 00:51:19,599
and this was years ago.

1029
00:51:19,840 --> 00:51:22,119
Speaker 4: Yeah, I can't wait to hear this all right, going.

1030
00:51:21,880 --> 00:51:25,960
Speaker 5: Down to a girl on the couch, grabbing her wine,

1031
00:51:26,239 --> 00:51:27,519
taking a mouthful, then.

1032
00:51:30,000 --> 00:51:31,800
Speaker 3: Right in the right there. Yeah, and.

1033
00:51:33,519 --> 00:51:39,519
Speaker 5: It's cold, it's the heat, and it's steamy, snakes and lingere.

1034
00:51:42,920 --> 00:51:47,280
Speaker 2: Doug, what's this fun? Right? Did you bring a fog

1035
00:51:47,320 --> 00:51:47,800
machine in?

1036
00:51:48,039 --> 00:51:51,000
Speaker 3: I am a fog machine. No snags some.

1037
00:51:52,840 --> 00:51:57,039
Speaker 5: Snag some ldre buying landree is very It's gonna get

1038
00:51:57,039 --> 00:51:59,400
you some a little bit of some you think, so, Yeah, well,

1039
00:51:59,400 --> 00:52:01,559
I'll let you get the wrong size.

1040
00:52:01,280 --> 00:52:04,199
Speaker 2: I wrote give me five unique ways to spice up

1041
00:52:04,400 --> 00:52:07,599
a marriage, and so I want to keep it generic.

1042
00:52:08,079 --> 00:52:11,280
To see what chat chpt would say, switch rolls for

1043
00:52:11,360 --> 00:52:16,800
the day, trade your usual household for or relationship roles

1044
00:52:16,800 --> 00:52:19,639
for twenty four hours. If one normally plans meals, let

1045
00:52:19,679 --> 00:52:23,599
the other. Yeah, design a relationship bucket list together. Okay,

1046
00:52:23,719 --> 00:52:26,559
that could be something that is even beyond the bedroom,

1047
00:52:26,599 --> 00:52:29,639
a little bit like let's go places, wine taste, Let's go.

1048
00:52:30,159 --> 00:52:31,960
Speaker 5: I want to see travel, big goal. I want to

1049
00:52:31,960 --> 00:52:34,280
see the Grand Canyon. I want to see Big Ben. Yeah,

1050
00:52:34,320 --> 00:52:36,440
you want to see Big Ben. Get on your fucking knees.

1051
00:52:36,480 --> 00:52:37,559
Speaker 4: I want to see Grand Canyon.

1052
00:52:37,559 --> 00:52:38,800
Speaker 2: I think I've been down there, were going a bit.

1053
00:52:38,960 --> 00:52:44,280
Jesus Christ, let's save your money. Go in the bedroom. Yeah,

1054
00:52:44,519 --> 00:52:47,440
host a two person theme night. Pick a theme like

1055
00:52:47,480 --> 00:52:54,039
a Paris cafe, tropical island, nineties nostalgia and commit costumes, music, food,

1056
00:52:54,159 --> 00:52:55,760
and maybe even accents.

1057
00:52:56,239 --> 00:52:59,119
Speaker 4: Okay, if I got buzzed enough, where's.

1058
00:52:58,840 --> 00:52:59,599
Speaker 2: The special guest?

1059
00:53:00,119 --> 00:53:02,719
Speaker 3: I would what she would have been right? Oh, she

1060
00:53:02,719 --> 00:53:03,840
would have been perfect for this.

1061
00:53:03,960 --> 00:53:04,440
Speaker 4: Do you think so?

1062
00:53:04,639 --> 00:53:04,960
Speaker 2: I know?

1063
00:53:05,000 --> 00:53:05,159
Speaker 3: So?

1064
00:53:05,280 --> 00:53:07,079
Speaker 2: All right, we'll go track her down if you I

1065
00:53:07,079 --> 00:53:09,360
don't think she has time, she's got kids and stuff.

1066
00:53:09,639 --> 00:53:11,320
It's a friend, it's someone I.

1067
00:53:11,320 --> 00:53:12,519
Speaker 4: Know who's coming out of yoga.

1068
00:53:12,920 --> 00:53:18,159
Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, I can't love this stuff.

1069
00:53:19,440 --> 00:53:21,559
Speaker 2: Would you do a theme night like a Paris cafe?

1070
00:53:21,679 --> 00:53:25,119
Like all of a sudden, put a hell, my little cupcake,

1071
00:53:27,400 --> 00:53:32,760
my little French pastry. I used to so I when

1072
00:53:32,800 --> 00:53:37,199
I when I was uh, for one summer, I stayed

1073
00:53:37,480 --> 00:53:40,440
with my uncle in Park City and I was a waiter.

1074
00:53:40,519 --> 00:53:42,360
I was a terrible waiter, but I was a waiter.

1075
00:53:42,920 --> 00:53:46,320
And there was a girl there from France and she

1076
00:53:46,599 --> 00:53:48,800
liked me and I used to always do my pepe

1077
00:53:48,840 --> 00:53:51,599
leap and I think that's why she really but I.

1078
00:53:51,519 --> 00:53:52,199
Speaker 4: Didn't like her.

1079
00:53:52,320 --> 00:53:55,400
Speaker 2: I liked her French friend, a little.

1080
00:53:55,159 --> 00:53:59,119
Speaker 3: Blonde they say it uh huh, and we have the

1081
00:53:59,199 --> 00:54:01,159
win and where I were gets his managiatoir.

1082
00:54:01,480 --> 00:54:04,519
Speaker 2: So I liked her friend. She was this little blonde

1083
00:54:04,559 --> 00:54:09,519
French girl and she was a nanny for a family.

1084
00:54:09,559 --> 00:54:12,199
And the guy had an eight car garage and he

1085
00:54:12,360 --> 00:54:16,280
had oh yeah, but he had like all the toys, right, So.

1086
00:54:16,280 --> 00:54:21,480
Speaker 3: I wait, toys are toys? I know you're yes, yes.

1087
00:54:21,360 --> 00:54:23,960
Speaker 2: Yes, so he so I would go over and like

1088
00:54:24,199 --> 00:54:27,400
look around at the cars and stuff and uh, and

1089
00:54:27,440 --> 00:54:29,119
then I asked her out when we went out to dinner,

1090
00:54:29,159 --> 00:54:32,559
but nothing ever really happened. I was so disappointed. But

1091
00:54:32,679 --> 00:54:34,599
she giggled a lot, she had a lot of fun.

1092
00:54:34,719 --> 00:54:37,519
But I would always drop my dumb peppy lipu. I

1093
00:54:37,559 --> 00:54:41,199
was twenty one years old. He was like, Hello, this

1094
00:54:41,239 --> 00:54:44,360
is all I have. This is all I got, But

1095
00:54:44,440 --> 00:54:47,320
a theme night could actually you know, grash skirt.

1096
00:54:47,760 --> 00:54:50,760
Speaker 3: It's fun to dress up. I mean there's Halloween.

1097
00:54:50,840 --> 00:54:53,800
Speaker 2: Yeah, huge, No, I hate Halloween.

1098
00:54:54,280 --> 00:54:55,440
Speaker 4: I'm kind of lame like that.

1099
00:54:56,320 --> 00:54:59,639
Speaker 5: And I think Halloween in June and you dress up

1100
00:54:59,679 --> 00:55:02,159
and yeah, you put your overalls on your farmer dell,

1101
00:55:02,199 --> 00:55:05,719
you bring in the pitchfork, you want to plow the field.

1102
00:55:06,079 --> 00:55:08,400
Speaker 3: Cheer gonna dress up like a cheerleads be the coach.

1103
00:55:08,960 --> 00:55:11,280
Speaker 4: I'm gonna lift you up. Well I'm gonna be the bottom.

1104
00:55:11,480 --> 00:55:13,119
Speaker 5: That would be, you know, Becky, You're not gonna make

1105
00:55:13,119 --> 00:55:16,920
the cheerleader. Mister Moran, Is there anything I can do

1106
00:55:16,960 --> 00:55:17,760
and you can blow?

1107
00:55:18,079 --> 00:55:25,320
Speaker 2: There's a whole series of Ford called Coach PERV. No really, yes,

1108
00:55:25,440 --> 00:55:28,159
I've never seen it. You've never seen coach? Do you

1109
00:55:28,199 --> 00:55:28,880
know coach PERV?

1110
00:55:29,000 --> 00:55:29,119
Speaker 10: Now?

1111
00:55:29,920 --> 00:55:33,079
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, there is it's called coach PERV. I found

1112
00:55:33,239 --> 00:55:34,800
a friend of mine when I was on the radio

1113
00:55:34,920 --> 00:55:37,000
told us about it, and we used to laugh our

1114
00:55:37,039 --> 00:55:39,239
assides off because it's the guy. He would come out

1115
00:55:39,400 --> 00:55:41,840
like the tight shorts, the mustache, and it was the

1116
00:55:41,840 --> 00:55:44,960
same thing. Becky, You're not gonna make you stole that

1117
00:55:45,119 --> 00:55:49,840
line coach perv. Of course, I did Surprise storytelling game.

1118
00:55:49,960 --> 00:55:53,199
Each of you writes three what if scenarios on slips

1119
00:55:53,199 --> 00:55:56,559
of paper, romantic, adventurous, or absurd, and you take turns

1120
00:55:56,679 --> 00:55:59,000
drawing one to improvise.

1121
00:55:58,800 --> 00:55:59,800
Speaker 4: A short story together.

1122
00:55:59,840 --> 00:56:03,400
Speaker 2: This spark's great to plan a mystery date, but in reverse,

1123
00:56:03,679 --> 00:56:07,199
one partner secretly plans a date, but instead of telling

1124
00:56:07,239 --> 00:56:10,039
the other where you're going, you give them crypto clues

1125
00:56:10,079 --> 00:56:10,719
throughout the day.

1126
00:56:11,199 --> 00:56:12,880
Speaker 4: That could be kind of fun, you know.

1127
00:56:12,840 --> 00:56:14,920
Speaker 3: Unless she's an idiot she winds up in Buffalo.

1128
00:56:17,880 --> 00:56:22,480
Speaker 2: No, but what I'm saying, no, Well, a clue would

1129
00:56:22,480 --> 00:56:25,159
be like this, like the hiding the panties. Leave out

1130
00:56:25,159 --> 00:56:27,599
an outfit for her and go have this on and

1131
00:56:27,639 --> 00:56:30,840
be ready by five. You know, it's a little excitement, right,

1132
00:56:30,880 --> 00:56:34,480
you know what I mean? That's right, panty drop baby.

1133
00:56:37,440 --> 00:56:40,559
I think that would be that's these are great, great

1134
00:56:40,599 --> 00:56:42,039
advice though, right, you.

1135
00:56:42,000 --> 00:56:46,400
Speaker 5: Know, if I remember in a relationship longer than three weeks, definitely.

1136
00:56:46,320 --> 00:56:49,239
Speaker 2: Yeah, well maybe we would make it go six. You

1137
00:56:49,320 --> 00:56:53,960
might double your length. I don't know about like oh

1138
00:56:55,119 --> 00:56:59,280
oh okay, well I'm just saying. I'm just saying, like maybe, right,

1139
00:56:59,360 --> 00:57:02,800
maybe you get who knows, who knows, take.

1140
00:57:02,719 --> 00:57:05,679
Speaker 3: Her to a baseball game, hockey game. You know they win.

1141
00:57:06,920 --> 00:57:11,239
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, you know, pick a team, maybe trying to

1142
00:57:11,280 --> 00:57:13,880
go up into the empty part of the stadium.

1143
00:57:13,960 --> 00:57:17,320
Speaker 3: Yes, the sweets, let's go up sweets just quick.

1144
00:57:17,079 --> 00:57:22,320
Speaker 2: Little yeah, little banging and see that's all putting it on. Well,

1145
00:57:22,360 --> 00:57:24,199
I guess that's pretty good. That's what else you gonna have?

1146
00:57:24,880 --> 00:57:26,480
You know, what do you what do you?

1147
00:57:26,559 --> 00:57:27,320
Speaker 4: What do you really have?

1148
00:57:27,840 --> 00:57:31,559
Speaker 2: Right? What separates one relationship from the other. You're having

1149
00:57:31,559 --> 00:57:33,960
sex with somebody, you're not having sex with the other person,

1150
00:57:34,360 --> 00:57:35,039
you know what I mean?

1151
00:57:35,320 --> 00:57:37,679
Speaker 5: Like, well, some people are more adventurous. That's the word

1152
00:57:37,679 --> 00:57:40,800
I was thinking about. Yes, yes, that's the call of

1153
00:57:40,800 --> 00:57:41,519
the while, right.

1154
00:57:42,679 --> 00:57:43,800
Speaker 4: I think that you.

1155
00:57:43,719 --> 00:57:47,079
Speaker 2: Can get women to be adventurous. I think they want

1156
00:57:47,079 --> 00:57:50,639
to be I think they need to be enticed, yes,

1157
00:57:51,360 --> 00:57:52,840
you know, and I think.

1158
00:57:52,719 --> 00:57:55,920
Speaker 5: They're pulling up the skirt just addressed, just a little slowier,

1159
00:57:56,760 --> 00:58:00,239
you know, stop that then, you know, you know, but

1160
00:58:00,239 --> 00:58:02,199
you just want to you want the movie to go

1161
00:58:02,199 --> 00:58:05,320
a little longer. Women like Titanic. There's three hour movie.

1162
00:58:09,199 --> 00:58:11,760
It's all romance, it's all it's all low.

1163
00:58:12,599 --> 00:58:14,639
Speaker 2: I forgot about that. I'd have to have to go

1164
00:58:14,719 --> 00:58:15,519
back and watch it.

1165
00:58:15,679 --> 00:58:17,880
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'd have to ship still thinks.

1166
00:58:18,480 --> 00:58:20,880
Speaker 4: No, I know the ending is so sad.

1167
00:58:21,079 --> 00:58:22,920
Speaker 3: Oh Jack freezes.

1168
00:58:23,639 --> 00:58:26,199
Speaker 2: But the I think Matthew McConaughey was up for that

1169
00:58:26,280 --> 00:58:29,280
role and they didn't want a southern accent because the

1170
00:58:29,320 --> 00:58:31,480
guy was from Wisconsin and he wouldn't do it without

1171
00:58:31,480 --> 00:58:32,280
a Southern accent.

1172
00:58:34,360 --> 00:58:39,280
Speaker 5: And it wasn't not benefit Ben Afflick's friend.

1173
00:58:39,559 --> 00:58:40,800
Speaker 3: I think he might have been up for that too.

1174
00:58:40,840 --> 00:58:44,039
Speaker 2: Oh, I don't know. Yeah, but either way, that's a

1175
00:58:44,079 --> 00:58:44,519
good point.

1176
00:58:44,519 --> 00:58:47,000
Speaker 4: It's a three hour movie. I do like the the

1177
00:58:47,039 --> 00:58:49,000
stop it or I like.

1178
00:58:48,960 --> 00:58:53,679
Speaker 2: When you can like. My favorite thing to do is

1179
00:58:54,559 --> 00:58:57,280
I I have a lot of dumb things that run

1180
00:58:57,320 --> 00:59:00,599
through my head. No, and I want to share them, Okay,

1181
00:59:00,960 --> 00:59:03,559
and I want to tell somebody. I don't want to

1182
00:59:03,559 --> 00:59:06,519
tell everybody. I just want one person that I can

1183
00:59:06,599 --> 00:59:09,480
lean over and whisper in your in your ear or something.

1184
00:59:09,760 --> 00:59:14,559
It could be completely filthy dirty, you know, like god,

1185
00:59:14,599 --> 00:59:16,280
this is so boring, you know what they want to do.

1186
00:59:16,599 --> 00:59:16,760
Speaker 3: And.

1187
00:59:20,079 --> 00:59:22,920
Speaker 2: Or it could be about somebody near us, like oh

1188
00:59:22,960 --> 00:59:23,679
my god.

1189
00:59:24,559 --> 00:59:27,480
Speaker 5: Trust is a big thing too in relationships. Obviously that's

1190
00:59:27,519 --> 00:59:30,360
got to be top two communication trust that you can

1191
00:59:30,400 --> 00:59:31,039
do that well.

1192
00:59:31,159 --> 00:59:34,360
Speaker 2: But how how are two guys who have failed relationships

1193
00:59:34,400 --> 00:59:38,119
talking about relationships and actually giving sound advice? You know why?

1194
00:59:38,199 --> 00:59:40,159
Speaker 4: Because failure's the greatest teacher.

1195
00:59:40,960 --> 00:59:43,559
Speaker 5: We're the outside guy looking at Yeah, we know what

1196
00:59:44,239 --> 00:59:47,280
all the man, and we see our friends failing all

1197
00:59:47,360 --> 00:59:50,000
the time. We just don't want Yeah, you know, I

1198
00:59:50,000 --> 00:59:51,559
don't want to put that much effort into it because

1199
00:59:51,559 --> 00:59:52,920
I already know that it's not going.

1200
00:59:52,920 --> 00:59:53,679
Speaker 2: To go the way I want.

1201
00:59:55,039 --> 00:59:57,320
Speaker 3: Well, how do you know that if I can feel it?

1202
00:59:57,920 --> 01:00:01,480
Speaker 5: Okay, I'm not. I'm not the guy that wants to build.

1203
01:00:03,239 --> 01:00:08,440
I want that lightning and then then build. I need

1204
01:00:08,440 --> 01:00:13,360
that that sparkle lightning and then build and then build and.

1205
01:00:13,280 --> 01:00:13,960
Speaker 3: Then keep going.

1206
01:00:14,320 --> 01:00:17,599
Speaker 5: There's something that attracts me to you right away, and

1207
01:00:17,639 --> 01:00:22,239
then I want to and probably because I I I

1208
01:00:22,519 --> 01:00:24,320
do think it's because I worked as her bars for

1209
01:00:24,360 --> 01:00:27,800
so long with so many women, naked women, you know,

1210
01:00:28,440 --> 01:00:30,880
and oh my gosh, she's incredibly hot. Yeah, but she

1211
01:00:31,079 --> 01:00:33,400
just she's a bit sure, she doesn't have a brain

1212
01:00:33,440 --> 01:00:36,440
in her head, or she just sell you whatever you.

1213
01:00:36,360 --> 01:00:37,119
Speaker 2: Know you're coming from.

1214
01:00:37,440 --> 01:00:40,119
Speaker 3: Because yeah, there's gonna be more than that.

1215
01:00:40,440 --> 01:00:45,000
Speaker 5: I mean Tom Brady gave up Giselle because she pissed

1216
01:00:45,079 --> 01:00:46,440
him off, or they couldn't make it work.

1217
01:00:46,480 --> 01:00:48,400
Speaker 3: I mean, she want to have this woman in the world. Well,

1218
01:00:49,320 --> 01:00:50,639
but there's.

1219
01:00:50,440 --> 01:00:50,760
Speaker 2: More to.

1220
01:00:52,440 --> 01:00:55,800
Speaker 3: Connection and to keep that communication. Laughter.

1221
01:00:55,960 --> 01:01:00,239
Speaker 5: Yes, yes, and when you find that, you know, I

1222
01:01:00,239 --> 01:01:01,920
mean you take a look at penguins and going off

1223
01:01:01,920 --> 01:01:05,159
the mark there, but four hundred thousand penguins mate, the

1224
01:01:05,199 --> 01:01:07,920
women go to feed, they come back, they can find

1225
01:01:07,960 --> 01:01:08,320
the guy.

1226
01:01:08,599 --> 01:01:11,079
Speaker 3: Yes, just by his voice. I want that.

1227
01:01:11,360 --> 01:01:13,440
Speaker 2: Okay, I got you. You know what I mean?

1228
01:01:13,599 --> 01:01:15,559
Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean some people say, if you look at

1229
01:01:15,599 --> 01:01:20,960
the animals, you can figure out your dating.

1230
01:01:21,199 --> 01:01:30,719
Speaker 2: Doug, what are you doing, I'm watching wilds, That's I

1231
01:01:30,760 --> 01:01:34,440
guess that's interesting. I often think too, like you're right,

1232
01:01:34,719 --> 01:01:40,639
I've been able to know kind of quickly with somebody,

1233
01:01:40,920 --> 01:01:41,599
whether it was.

1234
01:01:41,679 --> 01:01:43,519
Speaker 3: Say, women will know in five seconds if they're going

1235
01:01:43,559 --> 01:01:45,880
to sleep with you or not. Have you ever heard that?

1236
01:01:46,599 --> 01:01:46,840
Speaker 4: No?

1237
01:01:47,000 --> 01:01:48,519
Speaker 3: Yeah, Jez, look that up.

1238
01:01:48,599 --> 01:01:50,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, No, I'm gonna take your word for it.

1239
01:01:51,239 --> 01:01:53,079
I'm gonna go out and test that theory out, though.

1240
01:01:54,320 --> 01:01:59,480
Speaker 3: Would you sleep with me? Five four three two one?

1241
01:01:59,679 --> 01:02:01,880
Get the fuck is your friend here?

1242
01:02:04,039 --> 01:02:08,519
Speaker 2: I just think I have often known that there were

1243
01:02:09,800 --> 01:02:14,679
you know, like if you were ever single and feeling

1244
01:02:14,679 --> 01:02:16,480
a little low when you need something to pick up

1245
01:02:16,880 --> 01:02:19,719
you looking for the girl with the misplaced tattoo in

1246
01:02:19,760 --> 01:02:22,679
the nose peritd bad choices. Yeah, that girl, it's not

1247
01:02:22,719 --> 01:02:26,800
gonna work. You don't want anything other than whatever in

1248
01:02:26,800 --> 01:02:27,320
that moment.

1249
01:02:27,559 --> 01:02:30,800
Speaker 5: I think when I was around twenty thirty, I was

1250
01:02:30,920 --> 01:02:32,760
I had moved back in Rochester as at this bar

1251
01:02:33,079 --> 01:02:35,280
and this girl I had known she was bartending. Yeah,

1252
01:02:35,440 --> 01:02:38,280
she started hitting on me and I kind of surprised,

1253
01:02:38,280 --> 01:02:41,000
and then we ended up sleeping together and one night

1254
01:02:41,119 --> 01:02:43,320
slept over her house and eight thirty in the morning,

1255
01:02:43,440 --> 01:02:45,599
I mean I think it was earlier. She's hitting me

1256
01:02:45,639 --> 01:02:49,239
in chin with what her finger picked me up? Why,

1257
01:02:49,800 --> 01:02:52,079
that's what I said, Like what what I thought? Fuck

1258
01:02:52,159 --> 01:02:54,039
you doing? She goes, well, it's time to get up

1259
01:02:54,039 --> 01:02:57,440
I'm like, you thought nothing better than to hit me,

1260
01:02:57,840 --> 01:02:58,760
tap me on the chin?

1261
01:02:59,239 --> 01:03:01,599
Speaker 3: Why sucked by dick or something like that.

1262
01:03:01,880 --> 01:03:04,559
Speaker 5: She goes, would that be better? I'm like, yeah, that

1263
01:03:04,639 --> 01:03:06,880
didn't last long. Okay, right then and there, I'm like,

1264
01:03:08,800 --> 01:03:11,880
I don't wake me up now. Okay, not a morning person.

1265
01:03:11,920 --> 01:03:15,719
Speaker 2: But you have you ever felt with somebody that it

1266
01:03:15,960 --> 01:03:22,519
would work and so you've avoided them? I know that's

1267
01:03:22,519 --> 01:03:25,960
an odd question. Yeah, all right, No, because I have

1268
01:03:26,079 --> 01:03:26,679
known people.

1269
01:03:27,599 --> 01:03:29,639
Speaker 5: I knew buddy, they had a girlfriend. I think she

1270
01:03:29,639 --> 01:03:31,800
would have worked better with me, and I knew he

1271
01:03:31,840 --> 01:03:33,880
was cheating on her, and then she found out and

1272
01:03:33,880 --> 01:03:36,039
that I kept going back to him, not once but twice.

1273
01:03:36,199 --> 01:03:39,920
Speaker 3: Yeah, you know she was really I was attracted her.

1274
01:03:40,000 --> 01:03:42,039
Speaker 5: We laughed a lot, and he would work and we

1275
01:03:42,079 --> 01:03:43,800
would go out and dates or go see actually we

1276
01:03:43,800 --> 01:03:44,880
saw Titanic together.

1277
01:03:45,480 --> 01:03:47,880
Speaker 2: Yes, you saved him.

1278
01:03:48,480 --> 01:03:51,719
Speaker 5: Oh no, I should have nailed her that night, but

1279
01:03:51,800 --> 01:03:53,800
being the good guy. But no, somebody like that, I

1280
01:03:54,320 --> 01:03:57,119
just having to see right.

1281
01:04:00,440 --> 01:04:02,679
Speaker 2: The Uh No, what I was gonna say is I

1282
01:04:02,920 --> 01:04:07,880
knew somebody who was in a relationship and there was

1283
01:04:07,920 --> 01:04:12,280
somebody else who was asking. And that person said to me,

1284
01:04:12,360 --> 01:04:14,760
I always avoided that because I knew I would like

1285
01:04:14,840 --> 01:04:17,599
that person and I would want to do something, but

1286
01:04:17,719 --> 01:04:20,800
I didn't want to. When I'm in I wanted to

1287
01:04:20,840 --> 01:04:23,000
see if this was gonna work out.

1288
01:04:23,440 --> 01:04:27,519
Speaker 5: And yeah, so he was in a relationship, knew somebody else.

1289
01:04:27,960 --> 01:04:31,119
Speaker 2: I thought, yes, that person had like asked about him

1290
01:04:31,199 --> 01:04:32,639
or whatever, and you know he was.

1291
01:04:33,119 --> 01:04:35,239
Speaker 3: I'm gonna on this. I'm gonna work on this.

1292
01:04:35,119 --> 01:04:38,039
Speaker 2: Because I like but I know if I don't like,

1293
01:04:38,760 --> 01:04:41,519
I'll like this person too much. And then and then

1294
01:04:41,559 --> 01:04:42,920
I'm gonna be all up in my head.

1295
01:04:42,920 --> 01:04:45,039
Speaker 5: And is it like football? Like my team didn't make

1296
01:04:45,039 --> 01:04:46,679
the playoffs? Yeah, now I'm gonna root.

1297
01:04:46,519 --> 01:04:50,079
Speaker 3: For this team. Yes it is.

1298
01:04:50,159 --> 01:04:53,679
Speaker 2: I don't know what the fuck all? Well, take a moment.

1299
01:04:55,320 --> 01:04:57,719
I got another one for Dougie. You do, Yeah, oh,

1300
01:04:57,760 --> 01:05:02,159
I got another one. This is a I'll give you

1301
01:05:02,199 --> 01:05:05,000
this story. I read this story about a British family.

1302
01:05:06,920 --> 01:05:10,800
Tell mate, yeah, something happened, not bad, rug, something happened

1303
01:05:10,840 --> 01:05:13,840
in Disneyland and it was rather revealing.

1304
01:05:13,840 --> 01:05:17,000
Speaker 3: But I go Disney euro or Disney, no Disney here.

1305
01:05:18,639 --> 01:05:22,440
Speaker 2: I believe there is. I believe there is, but there is.

1306
01:05:23,000 --> 01:05:25,599
I remember my brother when he was an economic forecaster.

1307
01:05:25,679 --> 01:05:26,239
Speaker 4: For Disney.

1308
01:05:26,519 --> 01:05:30,679
Speaker 2: He there is a time to really hit Britain with

1309
01:05:30,800 --> 01:05:35,360
all the advertising and they come over. It's a I

1310
01:05:35,360 --> 01:05:39,039
think it's the number one destination in America for Brits

1311
01:05:39,280 --> 01:05:40,199
is Orlando.

1312
01:05:40,639 --> 01:05:45,280
Speaker 4: I think, I think, I think, but I don't quote

1313
01:05:45,320 --> 01:05:45,559
me on that.

1314
01:05:45,719 --> 01:05:46,039
Speaker 2: I won't.

1315
01:05:46,639 --> 01:05:48,000
Speaker 4: All right, thank you, You're welcome.

1316
01:05:48,039 --> 01:05:52,039
Speaker 2: Take a moment right after this. Got a home improvement conundrum.

1317
01:05:52,360 --> 01:05:55,920
Time to call in the superheroes. Mac of All Trades.

1318
01:05:56,199 --> 01:05:59,360
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1319
01:06:00,079 --> 01:06:02,719
and looking like it's stuck in the nineties. Mac of

1320
01:06:02,760 --> 01:06:06,000
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1321
01:06:06,480 --> 01:06:10,519
just expert repairs, remodeling and handyman services that get the

1322
01:06:10,719 --> 01:06:14,480
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1323
01:06:14,920 --> 01:06:18,639
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1324
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01:06:22,840 --> 01:06:26,639
at Macofalltrades dot net. Because every home needs a hero,

1326
01:06:27,280 --> 01:06:30,119
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1327
01:06:30,159 --> 01:06:34,800
social security, disability and personal injury cases. Listen, I get it.

1328
01:06:34,880 --> 01:06:38,440
Workers' comp claims can be a real pain, but Connors

1329
01:06:38,480 --> 01:06:41,920
and Ferris are here to fight for you and get

1330
01:06:42,039 --> 01:06:45,480
you the compensation you deserve, whether you threw out your

1331
01:06:45,559 --> 01:06:47,599
back on the job, slipped when you should a grip,

1332
01:06:47,880 --> 01:06:50,280
or your boss thinks overtime means free labor.

1333
01:06:50,400 --> 01:06:51,920
Speaker 4: Spoiler, it doesn't.

1334
01:06:52,320 --> 01:06:55,280
Speaker 2: They've got your back At connorson Ferris with offices in

1335
01:06:55,320 --> 01:06:59,000
New York City, Syracuse, Rochester, and Buffalo. They're the go

1336
01:06:59,079 --> 01:07:03,599
to team for getting the compensation you deserve. No gimmicks,

1337
01:07:03,639 --> 01:07:08,280
no nonsense, just real results. Call Connors and Ferris two

1338
01:07:08,400 --> 01:07:11,360
six to two comp. That's two six to two comp

1339
01:07:11,639 --> 01:07:20,920
for Connors and Ferris.

1340
01:07:18,320 --> 01:07:21,519
Speaker 3: Diamond day. That's right, performing in Turning Stone.

1341
01:07:23,079 --> 01:07:23,880
Speaker 2: And everywhere.

1342
01:07:24,119 --> 01:07:27,440
Speaker 4: Go people know the part I'm playing.

1343
01:07:29,719 --> 01:07:31,280
Speaker 3: You know this is a remake, right, yes?

1344
01:07:31,360 --> 01:07:32,480
Speaker 2: Yes, who did the original?

1345
01:07:32,559 --> 01:07:36,280
Speaker 3: I have no idea what it was saying? Yeah, that

1346
01:07:36,440 --> 01:07:37,199
would come a day.

1347
01:07:37,440 --> 01:07:43,559
Speaker 2: It's got a uh si cap callaway jobs.

1348
01:07:44,480 --> 01:07:47,239
Speaker 3: And because I know it with just a gell o,

1349
01:07:48,679 --> 01:07:55,760
life goes on with nineteen eighty seven.

1350
01:07:56,199 --> 01:07:57,480
Speaker 4: No, I could have been I don't know.

1351
01:07:58,039 --> 01:08:02,000
Speaker 2: A d there but that uh but Dougie, uh, this

1352
01:08:02,039 --> 01:08:03,440
is your this is your life.

1353
01:08:03,559 --> 01:08:05,199
Speaker 3: Yeah, such a jiggle.

1354
01:08:09,239 --> 01:08:10,719
Speaker 4: When youth will pass away?

1355
01:08:10,880 --> 01:08:13,800
Speaker 2: Yes about me?

1356
01:08:15,119 --> 01:08:16,960
Speaker 4: The incomes out of it.

1357
01:08:17,399 --> 01:08:21,600
Speaker 2: Just life goes on without me.

1358
01:08:22,159 --> 01:08:36,039
Speaker 10: Because nobody, nobody, nobody, this fall me nobody, nobody.

1359
01:08:36,560 --> 01:08:37,960
Speaker 4: It's kind of a sad song.

1360
01:08:38,000 --> 01:08:39,840
Speaker 2: What do you think about? Yeah, yeah, I never I

1361
01:08:39,960 --> 01:08:43,920
never gave it. Yeah, just a sad, sad jigglow. So

1362
01:08:44,039 --> 01:08:46,520
let me tell you about this British family. Okay, then

1363
01:08:46,520 --> 01:08:50,159
I read about uh apparently.

1364
01:08:51,000 --> 01:08:52,319
Speaker 3: Wonder if I'm getting your nickas.

1365
01:08:54,039 --> 01:08:59,760
Speaker 2: Apparently this sixty five year old guy and there's a

1366
01:09:00,039 --> 01:09:03,920
thirty three year old woman involved, right, so you go,

1367
01:09:04,119 --> 01:09:08,119
all right, what's happening here? And he's accused of trying

1368
01:09:08,159 --> 01:09:11,079
to drown her in one.

1369
01:09:10,960 --> 01:09:12,399
Speaker 4: Of the Disney pools.

1370
01:09:12,439 --> 01:09:14,800
Speaker 3: Really yeah, like he's holding her under.

1371
01:09:15,159 --> 01:09:18,600
Speaker 2: People jumped in, they got it, They like that. The cops.

1372
01:09:19,119 --> 01:09:22,000
People were going, I'm calling the cops. You keep doing that,

1373
01:09:22,479 --> 01:09:25,199
like he's pulling her down, and the and the woman's

1374
01:09:25,279 --> 01:09:27,199
nine year old daughter to even jumped in and tried

1375
01:09:27,239 --> 01:09:29,560
to save her. Here's the fucked up part about it.

1376
01:09:30,319 --> 01:09:34,079
This woman is his ex daughter in.

1377
01:09:34,079 --> 01:09:38,079
Speaker 3: Law, his married to his son.

1378
01:09:38,199 --> 01:09:42,039
Speaker 2: Married to his son who he no longer communicates with.

1379
01:09:42,239 --> 01:09:42,960
Speaker 4: I don't know why.

1380
01:09:43,520 --> 01:09:47,920
Speaker 2: The guy apparently in London, he's a uh owns a

1381
01:09:48,039 --> 01:09:51,239
lighting company and has lit like the stage for the

1382
01:09:51,319 --> 01:09:53,760
rolling Stones and has done all this kind of stuff.

1383
01:09:53,760 --> 01:09:55,199
Speaker 3: I'm guessing he has a little bit of money.

1384
01:09:55,279 --> 01:09:59,279
Speaker 2: I guess so, and the fight allegedly over, so they

1385
01:09:59,640 --> 01:10:02,920
it comes out that they've had a relationship right the

1386
01:10:02,920 --> 01:10:07,000
the step the step daughter, I'm gonna say daughter in law,

1387
01:10:07,079 --> 01:10:11,119
and the grandfather and the father. The daughter in law

1388
01:10:11,119 --> 01:10:14,800
and father in law have had a relationship. And she's

1389
01:10:14,920 --> 01:10:19,359
upset because something about a will got talked about. She's

1390
01:10:19,439 --> 01:10:22,319
not in the will even though they've been dating, and

1391
01:10:22,359 --> 01:10:27,600
so he tries to fucking drown her. Okay, but I

1392
01:10:27,760 --> 01:10:31,960
just go, how, how how.

1393
01:10:31,760 --> 01:10:32,560
Speaker 4: Does this happen?

1394
01:10:33,039 --> 01:10:35,720
Speaker 2: I have heard of fucked up family dynamics and things,

1395
01:10:36,039 --> 01:10:41,319
but like, how does it begin? And I'm thinking, is

1396
01:10:41,359 --> 01:10:42,279
it the guy like.

1397
01:10:42,319 --> 01:10:44,520
Speaker 3: Oh, without a pop's attracted to the girl?

1398
01:10:44,800 --> 01:10:45,119
Speaker 4: You think?

1399
01:10:45,159 --> 01:10:45,239
Speaker 10: So?

1400
01:10:45,359 --> 01:10:46,880
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, and he's been.

1401
01:10:46,880 --> 01:10:50,960
Speaker 5: Because I'm thinking if family pictics everything, you get to talking,

1402
01:10:51,000 --> 01:10:52,119
maybe you enjoy your company.

1403
01:10:52,239 --> 01:10:54,279
Speaker 3: Yes, yeah, he's like, you know what, maybe.

1404
01:10:53,960 --> 01:10:57,199
Speaker 5: My son's not for you, and I want to I'm

1405
01:10:57,239 --> 01:10:59,920
the bread winner. Yeah, and he just doesn't care and

1406
01:11:00,039 --> 01:11:02,760
wants the rock or wor you know. And then she

1407
01:11:02,840 --> 01:11:04,760
finds out she's not in the will. I mean, that's

1408
01:11:04,800 --> 01:11:05,720
gotta be brought up.

1409
01:11:05,880 --> 01:11:08,600
Speaker 2: Well, it's been a couple a couple of times, Like

1410
01:11:08,920 --> 01:11:10,479
I guess it's been a couple of years that they

1411
01:11:10,479 --> 01:11:10,920
were doing this.

1412
01:11:11,000 --> 01:11:16,119
Speaker 5: And I because I go some relationships people with money.

1413
01:11:16,159 --> 01:11:18,039
You might not be in the will, but we'll have

1414
01:11:18,119 --> 01:11:20,439
a doubt. Every year you with me, I'll give you.

1415
01:11:21,359 --> 01:11:25,359
There was a rumor Michael Douglas and Catherine jes Jones

1416
01:11:26,359 --> 01:11:29,720
they got married. But on the side, if you ever

1417
01:11:29,760 --> 01:11:33,000
do get divorced, h, well that's we're not gonna split

1418
01:11:33,880 --> 01:11:36,560
my assets, but I will give you five million dollars

1419
01:11:36,560 --> 01:11:37,960
a year for every year that you were with me.

1420
01:11:38,359 --> 01:11:41,079
Speaker 2: Wow, that that was the prenup.

1421
01:11:41,119 --> 01:11:43,520
Speaker 3: Uh or something like that.

1422
01:11:43,640 --> 01:11:47,560
Speaker 5: Yes, so we're not gonna everything is my mind and

1423
01:11:47,600 --> 01:11:48,720
you get nothing of it.

1424
01:11:48,840 --> 01:11:51,039
Speaker 4: Go three years, baby, that's fifteen million dollars.

1425
01:11:51,079 --> 01:11:55,680
Speaker 2: Yea four twenty five million, five years.

1426
01:11:56,039 --> 01:11:58,199
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know if it's fine, but it can

1427
01:11:58,239 --> 01:11:58,640
look it up.

1428
01:11:58,680 --> 01:12:00,840
Speaker 2: Oh, but it's fine. No, No, I understand.

1429
01:12:00,680 --> 01:12:04,000
Speaker 5: Some and I know years ago there was a relationship.

1430
01:12:04,079 --> 01:12:09,560
But like that a friend of my acquaintance, what that

1431
01:12:09,640 --> 01:12:12,359
he agreed to a certain amount of money. Yeah, I

1432
01:12:12,399 --> 01:12:13,840
think it was twenty thousand a year.

1433
01:12:14,079 --> 01:12:18,920
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, and was that part of a prenup? Yeah? Yeah, yeah,

1434
01:12:19,479 --> 01:12:22,159
how do you? I don't know what I would feel

1435
01:12:22,439 --> 01:12:25,760
like if I was presented with a prenup. I'm not sure.

1436
01:12:27,039 --> 01:12:31,439
A lot of times I feel like it's a it's

1437
01:12:31,760 --> 01:12:35,279
are you dooming it before it begins by having this there?

1438
01:12:35,840 --> 01:12:39,000
And the other thing is is it just like a

1439
01:12:39,039 --> 01:12:41,640
contract to go? These are the rules by which we play.

1440
01:12:42,159 --> 01:12:44,319
And I think if you have a lot of money

1441
01:12:44,680 --> 01:12:47,840
and you've worked very hard to get to where you are,

1442
01:12:48,079 --> 01:12:52,039
you don't want to lose half of that because you decided.

1443
01:12:51,720 --> 01:12:54,720
Speaker 3: No matter what happens. I mean, yes, what is marriage fifty?

1444
01:12:55,399 --> 01:12:58,239
Making it? Maybe sixty now maybe less?

1445
01:12:58,279 --> 01:12:58,960
Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't know.

1446
01:12:59,159 --> 01:13:01,359
Speaker 5: You know so and I know a few people that

1447
01:13:02,520 --> 01:13:04,640
it's just more of a safety thing. We're gonna do

1448
01:13:04,680 --> 01:13:07,239
this whatever you had before we get married, whatever I have, Yes,

1449
01:13:07,319 --> 01:13:08,199
and then we grow together.

1450
01:13:08,359 --> 01:13:09,520
Speaker 3: Right, but this will never be well.

1451
01:13:09,520 --> 01:13:12,600
Speaker 2: This is where like I go. I would be okay

1452
01:13:12,640 --> 01:13:14,039
to not get married. I would like to be in

1453
01:13:14,079 --> 01:13:17,279
a relationship with somebody, but I wouldn't. Uh, and one

1454
01:13:17,319 --> 01:13:21,319
that's committed and faithful and you're you're building something together.

1455
01:13:21,399 --> 01:13:25,000
But I don't have to have the marriage I guess,

1456
01:13:25,199 --> 01:13:27,399
I don't know. Maybe maybe you do. I don't know.

1457
01:13:27,479 --> 01:13:30,520
I just think like you could have somebody some day,

1458
01:13:30,640 --> 01:13:33,720
I mean, yeah, years, right, I mean you might.

1459
01:13:36,319 --> 01:13:37,279
Speaker 3: I would marry you.

1460
01:13:38,880 --> 01:13:42,680
Speaker 2: I just go, how it would be so weird that

1461
01:13:42,840 --> 01:13:46,720
your father was secretly having a relationship with your ex

1462
01:13:46,800 --> 01:13:47,199
who is.

1463
01:13:47,199 --> 01:13:49,159
Speaker 4: The mother of your kids.

1464
01:13:49,680 --> 01:13:53,840
Speaker 3: So grandpa's dating yes, step mommy, yeah, no, yeah, well

1465
01:13:54,319 --> 01:13:57,640
mommy mommy.

1466
01:13:56,520 --> 01:13:59,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah. I mean, and I go, let's say there

1467
01:14:00,199 --> 01:14:02,880
was some kind of legal trouble.

1468
01:14:03,199 --> 01:14:08,439
Speaker 3: And they're vacationing with the kids, so grandpa Grandpa's right, Yeah,

1469
01:14:08,479 --> 01:14:09,720
that's uh fucked up?

1470
01:14:10,640 --> 01:14:15,079
Speaker 2: Like, what's what's the family red line? Where do you go?

1471
01:14:16,880 --> 01:14:17,119
Speaker 3: Well?

1472
01:14:17,479 --> 01:14:18,159
Speaker 2: Do you understand?

1473
01:14:19,439 --> 01:14:19,880
Speaker 3: Every day?

1474
01:14:19,920 --> 01:14:22,039
Speaker 2: And I got it. But here's the thing. At some

1475
01:14:22,199 --> 01:14:26,920
point something goes bad and he needs your help. Your

1476
01:14:27,000 --> 01:14:30,399
father needs your he needs your help in some way

1477
01:14:30,840 --> 01:14:32,000
what way? I don't know.

1478
01:14:32,039 --> 01:14:36,319
Speaker 3: He's got money, okay, but but what's.

1479
01:14:36,119 --> 01:14:38,960
Speaker 2: The family red line? And I go, that's that's a

1480
01:14:38,960 --> 01:14:41,600
tough one. That's a tough one to bounce back from.

1481
01:14:41,720 --> 01:14:43,560
Speaker 3: But they're never bouncing back from that.

1482
01:14:44,399 --> 01:14:45,600
Speaker 4: No, I don't know.

1483
01:14:45,720 --> 01:14:47,960
Speaker 2: If someone you love to betray you in the most

1484
01:14:48,119 --> 01:14:50,399
personal way possible, there's a lot of way.

1485
01:14:50,960 --> 01:14:53,239
Speaker 4: But you saw them drowning. Do you save them?

1486
01:14:54,319 --> 01:14:56,960
Speaker 2: Do you jump in and knock your dad out?

1487
01:14:58,880 --> 01:15:00,319
Speaker 5: That would be a tough one if I just in

1488
01:15:00,359 --> 01:15:04,359
that scenario for somebody drowning something. You're the tunnel of love, right,

1489
01:15:04,680 --> 01:15:06,279
you know? Am I jumping in?

1490
01:15:06,319 --> 01:15:06,439
Speaker 2: Well?

1491
01:15:06,439 --> 01:15:08,119
Speaker 5: I don't know how deep it is. I don't know

1492
01:15:08,159 --> 01:15:10,119
what I'm gonna catch myself on. I don't want to

1493
01:15:10,119 --> 01:15:13,079
put myself in danger and to stop this guy. If

1494
01:15:13,119 --> 01:15:15,239
he's beating up his wife, he's gonna beat me.

1495
01:15:15,319 --> 01:15:19,600
Speaker 2: Up to Maybe maybe you're a wrestler dog you can

1496
01:15:19,640 --> 01:15:23,600
take the guy down, you know the stuff. What's a

1497
01:15:23,640 --> 01:15:29,640
matter I's trying to escape, It's get his paddles. He's cruel. Yeah,

1498
01:15:29,920 --> 01:15:32,880
I just I couldn't imagine what that would be like

1499
01:15:33,000 --> 01:15:34,600
to have your dad.

1500
01:15:35,840 --> 01:15:37,319
Speaker 4: Well there was a story.

1501
01:15:37,600 --> 01:15:41,479
Speaker 2: Oh boy, no, this is one another one British Bill Wyman,

1502
01:15:42,000 --> 01:15:45,760
former basis for The Rolling Stones. Marry's a nineteen year

1503
01:15:45,760 --> 01:15:51,640
old woman. His son marries her mom. Wow, I know,

1504
01:15:52,039 --> 01:15:56,760
I know. I think she was nineteen and Bill might

1505
01:15:56,800 --> 01:15:59,840
have been fifty two at the time, and they got married,

1506
01:16:00,000 --> 01:16:03,439
didn't last and then uh, and I don't know if

1507
01:16:03,479 --> 01:16:07,039
the son's marriage to the mother lasted. But how bizarrow

1508
01:16:07,119 --> 01:16:11,159
is that? That's like insane? Yeah, that's another insane one

1509
01:16:11,359 --> 01:16:14,159
the Brits. You gotta hand it to him. You think

1510
01:16:14,479 --> 01:16:15,560
America's fucked.

1511
01:16:15,399 --> 01:16:20,640
Speaker 5: Up, Maybe he's just sucked up in every culture everything

1512
01:16:20,680 --> 01:16:21,479
around the world.

1513
01:16:21,560 --> 01:16:24,159
Speaker 4: I think humans are humans and we all you know,

1514
01:16:24,359 --> 01:16:26,560
you you find you're.

1515
01:16:26,399 --> 01:16:29,720
Speaker 5: Still marrying four or five girls out in Utah. Mormons

1516
01:16:30,159 --> 01:16:32,319
they have to have their own residency and you.

1517
01:16:32,279 --> 01:16:34,840
Speaker 3: Can still you can't do that? Yeah, what that's how

1518
01:16:34,880 --> 01:16:38,520
it works with I did not know. It's not polygamy.

1519
01:16:38,560 --> 01:16:42,600
Speaker 2: It's yeah, is that it? Yes?

1520
01:16:42,800 --> 01:16:46,279
Speaker 5: That that was their HBO had a series years ago,

1521
01:16:46,560 --> 01:16:49,880
right Bill Pecks and he has three wives, But I think.

1522
01:16:49,760 --> 01:16:51,359
Speaker 3: You can still do they changed it.

1523
01:16:51,399 --> 01:16:51,840
Speaker 2: I don't know.

1524
01:16:52,199 --> 01:16:53,680
Speaker 3: They have to have their own residency.

1525
01:16:53,880 --> 01:16:56,640
Speaker 2: Oh oh I did not know.

1526
01:16:56,840 --> 01:16:58,680
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think that. Wow.

1527
01:16:59,079 --> 01:17:03,039
Speaker 5: Okay, and they did sixty minutes or somebody did a

1528
01:17:03,119 --> 01:17:08,640
show on a husband Husband's Yeah, they had multiple wives

1529
01:17:08,640 --> 01:17:10,720
and there was just one guy and he had four

1530
01:17:11,000 --> 01:17:12,000
smoking at women.

1531
01:17:12,199 --> 01:17:14,680
Speaker 2: Really, yeah, how do you convince him? Now?

1532
01:17:14,880 --> 01:17:19,039
Speaker 3: Here's I can tell you how I think. I I'm young, Yes,

1533
01:17:19,239 --> 01:17:20,000
you know Mormons?

1534
01:17:20,000 --> 01:17:22,119
Speaker 4: And oh, I thought you meant to bring him young.

1535
01:17:22,039 --> 01:17:24,760
Speaker 3: Bring the young graduated g I come loudly.

1536
01:17:24,880 --> 01:17:30,039
Speaker 2: Yeah, well look, dating, I've had somebody say to me,

1537
01:17:30,119 --> 01:17:33,359
you know, dating is great because I'm not sharing a

1538
01:17:33,359 --> 01:17:34,399
bathroom with the person.

1539
01:17:35,159 --> 01:17:37,119
Speaker 4: You know, once in a while, i'll share a bed,

1540
01:17:37,199 --> 01:17:39,680
but I don't. It's not every night. I get to

1541
01:17:39,680 --> 01:17:41,880
go home. I got my own space. I get that.

1542
01:17:42,039 --> 01:17:42,279
Speaker 3: Yeah.

1543
01:17:42,600 --> 01:17:45,880
Speaker 2: Sure, so if you're married, like, if you're cool with

1544
01:17:45,920 --> 01:17:50,920
that and you're being kept not a bad life, no,

1545
01:17:51,279 --> 01:17:52,399
you know, not a bad.

1546
01:17:52,239 --> 01:17:53,880
Speaker 3: Life, that's what you like. That's fine with me.

1547
01:17:54,239 --> 01:17:57,479
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, I wouldn't have I don't care if

1548
01:17:57,479 --> 01:17:59,600
someone Look if somebody's that crazy that they were going

1549
01:17:59,680 --> 01:18:03,640
to put up with four fucking yang yang yang yang.

1550
01:18:03,760 --> 01:18:05,720
Speaker 3: Well no, no, no, not all the same time, own

1551
01:18:05,760 --> 01:18:07,119
house to each other's.

1552
01:18:07,319 --> 01:18:13,359
Speaker 5: I understand Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Friday, your Sunday Friday.

1553
01:18:20,479 --> 01:18:22,560
Speaker 2: But I would go. There was a guy who just

1554
01:18:22,600 --> 01:18:24,199
got arrested for polygamy in Florida.

1555
01:18:25,000 --> 01:18:25,159
Speaker 10: Uh.

1556
01:18:26,640 --> 01:18:30,880
Speaker 2: I don't understand how this would be, but he apparently

1557
01:18:31,399 --> 01:18:34,239
I don't know if the relationships ended and he didn't

1558
01:18:34,359 --> 01:18:38,119
annul them or divorce these women. But these women were

1559
01:18:38,239 --> 01:18:42,840
all look like they were rational people, Like when I

1560
01:18:42,960 --> 01:18:45,039
say that meaning they had all their teeth, they looked

1561
01:18:45,039 --> 01:18:47,960
like they had a job, they were attractive people. And

1562
01:18:48,079 --> 01:18:51,119
these women were like, yeah, they need to change the

1563
01:18:51,199 --> 01:18:54,239
laws in Florida so the counties can talk to each other,

1564
01:18:54,239 --> 01:18:57,319
because he's getting married to different women in different counties and.

1565
01:18:57,239 --> 01:18:59,760
Speaker 4: They proved it out. Well, here's the fucked up part.

1566
01:19:00,079 --> 01:19:02,479
Speaker 2: You run a toll in one county, you don't think

1567
01:19:02,479 --> 01:19:03,800
they're gonna fucking find.

1568
01:19:03,600 --> 01:19:06,880
Speaker 4: You in your other county. Yeah, but get a marriage.

1569
01:19:07,079 --> 01:19:10,239
Speaker 3: But you don't put your Social Security number down for marriage?

1570
01:19:10,760 --> 01:19:11,800
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm sure you do.

1571
01:19:11,920 --> 01:19:14,560
Speaker 3: But I go, why, who gives you shit?

1572
01:19:15,359 --> 01:19:18,640
Speaker 2: What did this guy do? Well, because it's a federal law,

1573
01:19:18,840 --> 01:19:20,039
and I go, who gives a fuck?

1574
01:19:20,239 --> 01:19:20,800
Speaker 3: Yeah? That one?

1575
01:19:21,279 --> 01:19:24,319
Speaker 2: Unless it's a tax evasion. I exactly, it could be that.

1576
01:19:24,520 --> 01:19:27,520
But other than that, I don't care. It's not it's

1577
01:19:27,520 --> 01:19:30,439
not harming me. You know, jare a headache, buddy, And

1578
01:19:30,479 --> 01:19:31,439
it's a good story.

1579
01:19:32,279 --> 01:19:34,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, story that I don't need to hear. You really

1580
01:19:34,600 --> 01:19:36,439
need to be married to two different women? Is just?

1581
01:19:36,600 --> 01:19:38,000
Is that a bragging point? Now?

1582
01:19:38,520 --> 01:19:42,800
Speaker 2: No? No, I don't think so, and I I don't know,

1583
01:19:44,760 --> 01:19:46,239
I don't know what would it be a bragging. What

1584
01:19:46,279 --> 01:19:47,159
would you brag about.

1585
01:19:47,920 --> 01:19:49,920
Speaker 5: I mean, if you're eighteen and nineteen you have two

1586
01:19:49,960 --> 01:19:52,560
different girlfriends. Yeah, yeah, you're breaking into the frarehouse.

1587
01:19:52,680 --> 01:19:55,640
Speaker 4: Okay, you know, I understand. Yeah.

1588
01:19:55,680 --> 01:20:00,359
Speaker 5: And then as you get older, obviously different think did

1589
01:20:00,359 --> 01:20:05,279
another woman fall? It was different things, you know I'm

1590
01:20:05,279 --> 01:20:07,520
bringing about. I'm not bragging about the podcast, but it's

1591
01:20:07,520 --> 01:20:09,920
set my you know when I talk more about this

1592
01:20:10,000 --> 01:20:12,279
than dating two women at the same time, Yes, because

1593
01:20:12,279 --> 01:20:13,239
I don't want to get in trouble with.

1594
01:20:13,199 --> 01:20:15,640
Speaker 2: Those two rights exactly. But you're older.

1595
01:20:16,079 --> 01:20:20,399
Speaker 9: You're not nineteen, right, right, fifty five? Yeah, you've learned,

1596
01:20:20,479 --> 01:20:24,880
you've learned. Yeah, your mouth shut up. That break, Come on,

1597
01:20:25,039 --> 01:20:26,560
that's why I happened when they fell off the cliff.

1598
01:20:26,560 --> 01:20:30,279
Speaker 3: They were pumping the break. That's a joke.

1599
01:20:30,359 --> 01:20:32,520
Speaker 5: I told this blonde that I had sex with a Brazilian.

1600
01:20:32,600 --> 01:20:42,079
She goes, how many in a Brazilian? Oh that's funny,

1601
01:20:42,079 --> 01:20:45,680
that's funny. That is funny, very good. Any other fun

1602
01:20:45,720 --> 01:20:47,000
things happened in Dougie's role?

1603
01:20:47,840 --> 01:20:51,600
Speaker 2: Well, wait, I know there are I know there are.

1604
01:20:52,199 --> 01:20:54,760
Speaker 5: My breast cancer. Yeah, yeah, my breast cancer. Golf is

1605
01:20:54,960 --> 01:20:57,439
two weeks away from Monday. I just finished all the

1606
01:20:57,479 --> 01:21:00,119
raffle bags. I have to make more, but went I

1607
01:21:00,159 --> 01:21:02,119
guess how many raffles in me. I kind of feel

1608
01:21:02,159 --> 01:21:04,199
like I'm bragging about this. What I think you are

1609
01:21:04,279 --> 01:21:06,520
bragging about? Yeah, so I have? This is all you

1610
01:21:06,560 --> 01:21:08,079
have though you don't have kids to brag about it.

1611
01:21:08,159 --> 01:21:11,399
Speaker 2: You got a fat catody cares about a fact life support,

1612
01:21:11,479 --> 01:21:14,279
so you got to brag about your stupid charity.

1613
01:21:14,760 --> 01:21:17,239
Speaker 3: Uh, you haven't sponsored in two years?

1614
01:21:17,239 --> 01:21:19,000
Speaker 2: You cheap, fucking I'm a fucking loser.

1615
01:21:20,520 --> 01:21:22,880
Speaker 3: What do you I got ninety nine raffle prizes right now,

1616
01:21:22,920 --> 01:21:25,960
whoa yeah wow, and more to go, so everybody gets

1617
01:21:25,960 --> 01:21:26,399
a raffle.

1618
01:21:26,760 --> 01:21:28,720
Speaker 4: You get a raffle prize, You get a raff No.

1619
01:21:29,399 --> 01:21:31,680
Speaker 5: I made pudding shots for the first time and they

1620
01:21:31,720 --> 01:21:34,600
went over shot. They went over great, way better than

1621
01:21:34,680 --> 01:21:38,920
jello shots. Pudding shot, yes, really yeah. I even took

1622
01:21:38,920 --> 01:21:41,159
my folks on. You can ask my father call them

1623
01:21:41,239 --> 01:21:41,520
up and.

1624
01:21:41,479 --> 01:21:43,920
Speaker 4: Ask what kind of pudding are you to using?

1625
01:21:45,479 --> 01:21:46,479
Speaker 3: Handsome and the cold?

1626
01:21:46,600 --> 01:21:49,119
Speaker 2: Tell me it's chocolate pudding, please, because I want to

1627
01:21:49,119 --> 01:21:50,760
see it all around people's mouths.

1628
01:21:51,279 --> 01:21:53,960
Speaker 3: It's baby, stop it.

1629
01:21:54,560 --> 01:21:57,239
Speaker 5: The first set was vanilla vanilla with pineapple and amaretto

1630
01:21:57,760 --> 01:22:00,720
and whipped cream, and I.

1631
01:22:00,920 --> 01:22:03,600
Speaker 2: Are they like frozen? Now you're doing you're doing the

1632
01:22:03,720 --> 01:22:06,479
spoon no mixer, no, No, What I'm saying is how

1633
01:22:06,520 --> 01:22:06,720
am I?

1634
01:22:06,960 --> 01:22:07,159
Speaker 3: Yeah?

1635
01:22:07,920 --> 01:22:11,520
Speaker 5: Well, women are using their tongues right. And I forgot

1636
01:22:11,520 --> 01:22:13,880
to buy the spoons for the chocolate ones that I

1637
01:22:13,960 --> 01:22:17,640
made the other night, and that was spoon three three

1638
01:22:17,720 --> 01:22:25,800
sixty chocolate cocoa. Oh yeah, there's there are women that again,

1639
01:22:26,359 --> 01:22:28,800
I don't need a spoon, and they just get there.

1640
01:22:28,920 --> 01:22:31,239
Speaker 2: They want to prove it to you.

1641
01:22:31,239 --> 01:22:33,640
Speaker 5: You know, I don't need a spoon, and it's sexual

1642
01:22:33,720 --> 01:22:36,920
right there, the simplest thing the Jeller shot. They want

1643
01:22:36,960 --> 01:22:39,720
it because they know you're not going to get it

1644
01:22:40,359 --> 01:22:42,159
and their husband isn't getting it, but they just want

1645
01:22:42,239 --> 01:22:43,079
everybody to know.

1646
01:22:43,439 --> 01:22:44,199
Speaker 2: They can do it.

1647
01:22:44,359 --> 01:22:44,560
Speaker 3: Right.

1648
01:22:46,119 --> 01:22:49,720
Speaker 2: So what no more room for people to join the golf,

1649
01:22:49,840 --> 01:22:52,159
Not the golf, but the bowling.

1650
01:22:51,880 --> 01:22:56,000
Speaker 5: Bowling, And even though I think I have seven lanes

1651
01:22:56,479 --> 01:22:59,840
to count for thirty two lanes that is October eighteenth,

1652
01:23:00,079 --> 01:23:01,640
The golf is August twenty fifth.

1653
01:23:01,680 --> 01:23:03,199
Speaker 3: You might even do a podcast.

1654
01:23:02,840 --> 01:23:07,359
Speaker 5: There in the morning twenty fifth Monday morning. Probably not,

1655
01:23:08,359 --> 01:23:10,359
but you'd have to bring all this shit and just

1656
01:23:11,520 --> 01:23:13,800
it would be great to be out for you to

1657
01:23:13,880 --> 01:23:17,279
experience what I put together. I think your eyes would

1658
01:23:17,840 --> 01:23:19,119
Did you come to bowling?

1659
01:23:19,520 --> 01:23:19,920
Speaker 4: No?

1660
01:23:19,920 --> 01:23:22,840
Speaker 3: No, okay, So yeah, we're very busy, man, I know

1661
01:23:22,920 --> 01:23:26,520
you are, yeah in your mud whistle, but yeah, I.

1662
01:23:26,520 --> 01:23:28,199
Speaker 2: Got overalls mud whistles.

1663
01:23:28,600 --> 01:23:33,039
Speaker 5: You might even get some new listeners probably not probably

1664
01:23:33,079 --> 01:23:34,079
like who's this fucking joker?

1665
01:23:34,159 --> 01:23:35,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly, that's exactly.

1666
01:23:35,680 --> 01:23:37,920
Speaker 3: Get my dad out there. Oh, we'll get him a

1667
01:23:37,960 --> 01:23:38,439
pink one.

1668
01:23:38,800 --> 01:23:41,119
Speaker 2: Me and Dave. Come on.

1669
01:23:42,399 --> 01:23:45,720
Speaker 3: He might make you a Southern Manhattan secret recipe.

1670
01:23:45,760 --> 01:23:51,039
Speaker 2: I like it, Like twenty five, I like it. Yeah,

1671
01:23:51,079 --> 01:23:53,560
made the August twenty fifth. That's on Monday.

1672
01:23:54,560 --> 01:23:56,800
Speaker 5: And if you'd like to be a sponsor, donate find

1673
01:23:56,800 --> 01:24:00,479
me on Facebook under Doug Phelps, okay, or sending a

1674
01:24:00,479 --> 01:24:04,319
gift card here to bid Yeah, and that's on the

1675
01:24:04,319 --> 01:24:07,520
book site. But everything is much appreciated.

1676
01:24:08,319 --> 01:24:12,039
Speaker 2: Well, very good, yeah, very good. Fun little fun time

1677
01:24:12,079 --> 01:24:15,319
with yeah, always a fun time with Dougie for Dougie Fresh,

1678
01:24:15,319 --> 01:24:19,680
I'm Bill Murray, see you tomorrow.

1679
01:24:25,560 --> 01:24:28,279
Speaker 4: I woke up in the hotel, didn't know what to do.

1680
01:24:28,600 --> 01:24:30,680
Speaker 2: I'm turn a TV. I want to rule a letter

1681
01:24:30,760 --> 01:24:33,119
to you.