Speaker 1: This is Gary and Shannon, and you're listening to KFI
Speaker 1: AM six forty, the Gary and Shannon Show on demand
Speaker 1: on the iHeartRadio app. I mean, when Fred Rogan's here,
Speaker 1: it's a special occasion. Follow kids, It's like we need
Speaker 1: a bottle of dom or something, because it's always a
Speaker 1: special occasion.
Speaker 2: You want to know what's weird? You bring that up? Yeah,
Speaker 2: so I did dry January?
Speaker 3: So did I?
Speaker 4: Okay, So here's the deal.
Speaker 2: I thought I'm going to do dry January just to
Speaker 2: see because you know, I mean, Shannon, Gary, you know,
Speaker 2: I think if need be, we can all toss a
Speaker 2: couple of back.
Speaker 4: Don't not the wrong way?
Speaker 5: Give me nineteen okay.
Speaker 2: So you know I wasn't opposed to toss on a
Speaker 2: few back here and there, like all the time. So
Speaker 2: I said I'm going to stop and dry January.
Speaker 4: I stopped.
Speaker 5: Yeah, hit February.
Speaker 4: You know what. Okay, I've made it. I don't really
Speaker 4: miss it.
Speaker 2: Yeah me too, but I think it'll be fun to
Speaker 2: have one now and see how I feel.
Speaker 1: You went crazy. Not only did I not go crazy,
Speaker 1: I wound up naked in the desert.
Speaker 4: I do that without drinking, right. But the next day,
Speaker 4: I felt awful.
Speaker 2: It was like I stopped and then I thought, well, yeah,
Speaker 2: because I could drink, I stopped and then I went,
Speaker 2: oh my god, I feel terrible.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so I don't think I can drink.
Speaker 3: I've heard about this happening.
Speaker 1: You know what's funny is when I did Dry January,
Speaker 1: I remembered a conversation that we had, probably we were
Speaker 1: in the other studio. It had to have been six
Speaker 1: seven years, I don't know, a long time ago when
Speaker 1: you first started working here maybe, and you said you
Speaker 1: did dry January.
Speaker 3: And to me, that was like what a hole?
Speaker 1: You did?
Speaker 3: What? And you were like, and I.
Speaker 1: Asked you five hundred questions because I know you and
Speaker 1: I we like our cocktails.
Speaker 3: And you said something.
Speaker 1: Like, well, I just I had to stop drinking for
Speaker 1: a month because I know I was drinking a lot.
Speaker 3: I had to stop. And I was like, huh.
Speaker 1: And as I was going into doing this Dry January,
Speaker 1: I was like, Fred Rogan did it.
Speaker 3: I can do it.
Speaker 2: But then I could come back and that wasn't a problem.
Speaker 2: Now it's a whole new ball game.
Speaker 4: It's so odd interesting. Yeah, I mean it really affects, well.
Speaker 3: You look great, your skin looks great.
Speaker 4: Well, you know, thank you, I'm not drinking.
Speaker 3: I didn't do it, rolled it over.
Speaker 1: Oh oh please hand to God. As my dead father
Speaker 1: would say.
Speaker 4: We're in March.
Speaker 5: I know you still have it, and then became a
Speaker 5: length Listen I can I can confirm because this one
Speaker 5: for years has been getting wine deliveries to the office
Speaker 5: here simply because there's someone here always to sign for it.
Speaker 5: You have to be over twenty one to sign for it.
Speaker 5: And if you do it at home while she's at work,
Speaker 5: her husband's at work, they're not going to deliver it
Speaker 5: to right right, there are two fult boxes of wine
Speaker 5: sitting in our office that she has not asked me
Speaker 5: to carry down to the to her car as we leave.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well, and I gave them the Keana because she
Speaker 3: likes bubbles.
Speaker 5: So can you help me take I'll take them to
Speaker 5: your car today.
Speaker 3: They're friends, like they're gone.
Speaker 2: I was going to say, well, if you really want
Speaker 2: to get rid of them your god, Yeah, no problem.
Speaker 1: It's wild, though, how good you feel like it's you
Speaker 1: do feel differently?
Speaker 3: It's weird.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but you know the other thing, I felt exhausted. Yeah,
Speaker 2: the less I drank, the more exhausted, I felt. Yeah,
Speaker 2: so I don't understand that either contribute.
Speaker 3: That's why I'm napping.
Speaker 5: Did you Are you hyper aware of like blood tests
Speaker 5: results and all that sort of stuff, like your numbers
Speaker 5: and measurement all I just went and better.
Speaker 3: Yeah, dude, mine were scary.
Speaker 4: Let me ask you something.
Speaker 2: Was there ever a point after you'd get those numbers
Speaker 2: you thought I'm one test away from a liver transpoint exactly?
Speaker 3: I was like, this is ridiculous.
Speaker 1: When you see it like facts on paper, You're like, Okay,
Speaker 1: this is ridiculous.
Speaker 4: I mean yeah, I never got to that point, thankfully.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 1: But nobody ever says anything though, Like the doctors don't
Speaker 1: say anything. Well mine didn't. They were that's me looking
Speaker 1: at my own. But I'm a hypochondriac.
Speaker 3: I do this.
Speaker 1: I look at blood work and I see something that
Speaker 1: that's not even a big deal. Yeah, and then I
Speaker 1: have to call his wife and I'm like, am I dying?
Speaker 3: Should I go in?
Speaker 6: Now?
Speaker 4: Okay?
Speaker 1: I had back pain one time, Fred and I went
Speaker 1: to urgent care thinking I was in late stage kidney failure.
Speaker 5: Really, yeah, so this is not your story. She was terrified.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so my liver was probably fine.
Speaker 4: All right.
Speaker 2: So years ago, years ago, I go to the doctor
Speaker 2: and I got a blood test.
Speaker 4: This is many years ago. ER was still on NBC.
Speaker 2: So I go to the doctor, I get the blood test,
Speaker 2: not reruns, no, the original, and he says, look, there's
Speaker 2: a problem with the blood test. You know, there was
Speaker 2: an irregularity. Just come on back next week and get
Speaker 2: this thing tested. So I immediately think, oh my god.
Speaker 5: It's bad.
Speaker 4: Oh my god.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: So I'm sitting in the makeup room and I'm watching Er,
Speaker 2: and a guy walks into the the er and he goes, yeah,
Speaker 2: I just don't feel well, and they go, we're going
Speaker 2: to run your blood work. And anyway, the guy during
Speaker 2: the whole show's saying, I got to get out of here.
Speaker 2: I got a lot to do, I got a life
Speaker 2: to live, I got a business to run. And you're waiting,
Speaker 2: and he's getting more agitated and more upset, and then
Speaker 2: they finally walk in and they go, look, we've checked
Speaker 2: your blood work and you have leukemia.
Speaker 3: Oh god.
Speaker 2: Right, I'm sitting there watching that, yeah, and I think
Speaker 2: to myself, oh my god, that's what. Oh my god,
Speaker 2: are you kidding me? I mean he told me there
Speaker 2: was an irregularity with my blood work. It's now ten fifty.
Speaker 2: I call him at home. I called the doctor at home.
Speaker 4: So he picks up.
Speaker 2: He goes, what's the matter. Are you okay? I said, listen,
Speaker 2: why can't you tell me the truth? Why won't you
Speaker 2: tell me the truth? I'm getting ready to go on
Speaker 2: at eleven o'clock, but I'm saying, why won't you tell
Speaker 2: me the truth?
Speaker 4: And he goes about what I said? It right?
Speaker 2: I said about my blood work, and he goes, well,
Speaker 2: there were some irregularities.
Speaker 4: It's not a big deal. Come in. I said, just
Speaker 4: tell me I have leukemia.
Speaker 2: And he goes, if you have leukemia, you're gonna die
Speaker 2: a very long and painful death.
Speaker 4: You don't have leukemia. Why would you think that?
Speaker 2: Because I'm a hypochondriac and I watched the other they
Speaker 2: had it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, see, I'm not that bad.
Speaker 5: That's bad. It's very bad.
Speaker 4: I swear to God. I called him. I went, this
Speaker 4: is awful. I don't know.
Speaker 2: So I'm sitting at home one day. Back is killing
Speaker 2: me right, and I'm thinking, oh no. So I look
Speaker 2: up online and I think my heart, it's affecting my back.
Speaker 2: So I go in immediately, I go listen, I'm having
Speaker 2: severe back pain and I need a battery of tests.
Speaker 4: I need every test you've.
Speaker 5: Got, head to toe.
Speaker 4: I don't care.
Speaker 2: This is all true, so good and wait, can I
Speaker 2: go back to the leukemia testing?
Speaker 4: Yes, because this was the worst.
Speaker 2: So I go in after I told the guy I
Speaker 2: had leukemia, and he goes, okay, well, look, we're going
Speaker 2: to check your intestines or something. I don't know what
Speaker 2: he's going to do, and he goes, you want this,
Speaker 2: so we're going to test you. He lays me down
Speaker 2: on my side and he pulls something out the length
Speaker 2: of a garden hose, a garden hose with a nozzle,
Speaker 2: and he goes, now.
Speaker 4: Pull over.
Speaker 2: He says, lean over, because I'm going to give you
Speaker 2: this test, and it's a test you want, and since
Speaker 2: you called me at ten point fifty at night, I
Speaker 2: gotta be honest with you.
Speaker 4: I'm going to enjoy this a lot.
Speaker 5: More than you are.
Speaker 4: And he took that garden hose.
Speaker 2: I thought it was going to come up my throat
Speaker 2: and I went all the good Lord, there was no
Speaker 2: garden hose.
Speaker 4: He said, just a little longer. I want to make
Speaker 4: sure I'm getting a good look.
Speaker 2: I said, Okay, I'm fine, I'm fine. Yeah, so I
Speaker 2: do have some issues being a hypochondriac. Guess that's great,
Speaker 2: My god, that's great. It's like looking into a mirror.
Speaker 5: Do you have opinions about the Eagles who you don't know?
Speaker 4: Okay, can I tell you something? Uh? Oh no, no, no,
Speaker 4: because I do this news show out in the Desert,
Speaker 4: the Rogan Report. Yeah, yeah, you know. We snuff out corruption.
Speaker 4: That's what we do, right.
Speaker 2: I could tell you guys' stories and you would laugh
Speaker 2: for hours about the stuff that goes on. But the
Speaker 2: Eagles are at the end of our six o'clock news
Speaker 2: leading it on my show every night, and everybody becomes
Speaker 2: thrilled with the Eagles and the Eggs and Big Bear.
Speaker 2: And I thought back to the days I worked at
Speaker 2: Channel four and I would sit there and watch this
Speaker 2: every night and see everybody get so emotional and just
Speaker 2: so excited, And I thought, what the hell is this
Speaker 2: enough with the Eagles. I mean, it is constant, it's
Speaker 2: constant there. I'm sure it's constant here. Every year it's
Speaker 2: the Eggs and the Eagles. I'm done with them.
Speaker 1: Well, especially, no one's giving you any attention, and with
Speaker 1: the leukemia and everything.
Speaker 4: I mean, listen, in.
Speaker 2: My physical condition, right, don't you think people should be
Speaker 2: more concerned than about I mean, at any moment, and
Speaker 2: we're worried about what you're watching online, Gary staring at
Speaker 2: the snow and big Bear.
Speaker 1: There's a little bit of a narcissist thing that goes
Speaker 1: on when people get a little jealous of the eagles
Speaker 1: and you.
Speaker 5: Want you know what I'm going exactly.
Speaker 3: I mean, I survived kidney failure for this.
Speaker 5: Oh great stuff.
Speaker 4: Can I tell you what now?
Speaker 5: I'm busy, You're okay, start thinking about it.
Speaker 3: I got that diagnosis.
Speaker 4: No, I never got that.
Speaker 3: I turned away from giving blood because of my ane.
Speaker 5: They were afraid she's going to bleed out. No, it's fresh.
Speaker 4: Well what is what is your blood type?
Speaker 2: I don't know that's gonna hurt yoursfuse her blood type
Speaker 2: is thin, That's what.
Speaker 4: All right? Listen, this has been very exciting, but I
Speaker 4: have to go lay down.
Speaker 2: Somebody.
Speaker 5: We get a pillow for Frank.
Speaker 4: Please.
Speaker 6: You're listen thing to Gary and Shannon on Demand from
Speaker 6: KFI AM six forty.
Speaker 5: We're late for swamp Watch. But why don't we do
Speaker 5: a quick swamp watch. Okay, I'm not a politician, which
Speaker 5: means I'm a cheat and a liar. And when I'm
Speaker 5: not kissing babies, I'm stealing their lollipops.
Speaker 3: Here we got the real problem is that our leaders
Speaker 3: are done. The other side never quits.
Speaker 5: So what I'm not going anywhere, So that now you
Speaker 5: train the swap, I can imagine what can be and
Speaker 5: be unburdened by what has been.
Speaker 4: You know, Americans have always been gone at President, They're
Speaker 4: not stupid.
Speaker 5: A political plunder is when a politician actually tells the truth.
Speaker 4: Whether people voted for you were not.
Speaker 5: Swamp watch, They're all counted on. President is going to
Speaker 5: do an unusual speech today, At least the backdrop of
Speaker 5: this speech is unusual when he's going to go to
Speaker 5: the Department of Justice to lay out his vision for
Speaker 5: the Department uh. The White House Press Secretary said Trump's
Speaker 5: speech will be on ending the weaponization of justice against
Speaker 5: Americans for their political leanings. I mentioned that it's rare.
Speaker 5: Twenty fifteen was the last known public appearance by sitting
Speaker 5: US president at DOJ paid tribute to Eric Holder, who
Speaker 5: was leaving his job as AG. Before that, George w
Speaker 5: voted in two thousand and one to formally change the
Speaker 5: name of the building to honor RFK served as Attorney
Speaker 5: General under the administration of his brother J. FK. Both
Speaker 5: Attorney General Pam Bondi and FBI's Director Cash Mattel are
Speaker 5: expected to attend the speech at about noon today.
Speaker 1: Stocks are hired today on Wall Street, so that's good news.
Speaker 1: They've been tied to what's going on in Washington as
Speaker 1: we kind of make our way through the mess that
Speaker 1: is the tariff threats. It seems like each day this
Speaker 1: week there was new news, a new item that was
Speaker 1: being targeted. Yesterday was American whiskey versus French wine. But
Speaker 1: it seems like things are good today when it comes
Speaker 1: to Wall Street, with the Dow up more than five
Speaker 1: hundred points at many times today, NASDAC up as well
Speaker 1: SMP five hundred, clawing back a percentage point.
Speaker 5: The government shut down deadline of tonight looks like it
Speaker 5: will come and go, and we should have a plan
Speaker 5: in place. Chuck Schumer, who a couple of days ago
Speaker 5: said he was going to advise Senate Democrats to vote
Speaker 5: against it, has now changed his mind.
Speaker 7: The cr is a bad bill, but as bad as
Speaker 7: the CR is, I believe allowing Donald Trump to take
Speaker 7: even much more power via a government shutdown is a
Speaker 7: far worse option.
Speaker 6: They can stay in a shutdown as long as they want.
Speaker 6: There is no off ramp unless they decide to take
Speaker 6: that off ramp, and they won't because this is their
Speaker 6: best tool for achieving their goal. Slash government, slash spending.
Speaker 5: All right, go on, He goes on from one.
Speaker 1: You know what, we haven't spent any time on and
Speaker 1: I want to continue to spend no time on it
Speaker 1: except for this right now, because I saw that Mark
Speaker 1: Kelly is ditching his Tesla because it's a rolling billboard
Speaker 1: for Elon Musk. I want to spend zero time and
Speaker 1: I want to take back the last thirty three point
Speaker 1: one second zeh on people that are ditching their tesla's
Speaker 1: because they don't agree with Trump and Elon Musk. The
Speaker 1: whole I'm getting rid of a brand because of politics.
Speaker 1: Thing is so juvenile to me and so ridiculous, and
Speaker 1: to me, it's raising your hand and just saying.
Speaker 5: It's also, I know what you're it's also pretty what
Speaker 5: luxurious and you have the ability to get rid of
Speaker 5: your car and buy a new one because you don't
Speaker 5: like something that that guy said.
Speaker 1: Luxurious in the way you're speaking, and rich in the
Speaker 1: way that you purport in one hand to totally care
Speaker 1: about the universe and the environment, and you know sustainability
Speaker 1: ten years ago in your car. I mean that to
Speaker 1: me is the hypocrisy. You know, the people on the
Speaker 1: left continually talk about the apocrisy on the right. Listen,
Speaker 1: there's enough to go around for all, y'all, and it's gross.
Speaker 5: Do you want to do? I thought this would be
Speaker 5: fun to do that Civics test. We were talking. We
Speaker 5: were going to talk about this group of kids from
Speaker 5: Orange County, this new Civics B.
Speaker 1: I didn't wake up with the goal to fail today,
Speaker 1: but here we are.
Speaker 5: Let me bring it to you. Thank you, serve it
Speaker 5: up on a platter. You're listening to Gary and Shannon
Speaker 5: on demand from KFI AM six forty. Big congratulations to
Speaker 5: Reagan Kammerer, who won the Orange County Civics B competition
Speaker 5: held at the Nixon Presidential Library. She's an eighth grader
Speaker 5: at St. Junipero Sarah Catholic School in Rancho Santa Margarita.
Speaker 5: Second place went to Arlow James Fravian from Walton Intermediate
Speaker 5: School in Orange and Kreshna Gopinatham from o Oxford Prep
Speaker 5: in Lake Forest finished third. They all get to advance
Speaker 5: on to the state finals. If they do well there,
Speaker 5: they could go to the national finals. There are now forty.
Speaker 5: California is one of forty states that participated in the
Speaker 5: National Civics BE to try to encourage people to take
Speaker 5: a more active role in civic engagement.
Speaker 3: Is six is about government?
Speaker 5: And here we go. All right, I signed us up
Speaker 5: for a practice test from the US Chamber Foundation dot org.
Speaker 1: I am a product of public schools for the most part.
Speaker 5: Not really, No, no, don't make excuses now, wait, wait
Speaker 5: till we get the final score.
Speaker 3: Very dumb.
Speaker 5: I signed both you and I up as the test.
Speaker 3: Ta. Okay, so let's do it.
Speaker 5: I wrote my first name was Gary and this last
Speaker 5: name was an Shannon.
Speaker 3: Okay, got it, got it?
Speaker 5: Okay. First question, Yeah, which branch or branches of government
Speaker 5: can declare war executive, judicial, legislative or any of the above.
Speaker 3: Interesting. I would say just the executive, just the legislative.
Speaker 5: We need to come to an agreement.
Speaker 1: Okay, Yeah, because you got to get that they can
Speaker 1: be the executive's idea, but they've got it signed off
Speaker 1: because that's the whole checks and balances thing.
Speaker 5: Congress, Oh, all right, How many senators does each state have?
Speaker 3: Two?
Speaker 5: Okay, that's an easy one. What do you think is
Speaker 5: the difference between your two types of congressional representatives? And
Speaker 5: you can choose more than one. For example, a a
Speaker 5: representatives term is longer than a senator's term. No representatives
Speaker 5: represent districts. Senators represent the entire state. Yes, representatives answer
Speaker 5: to the governor. Senator's answer to the president. No representatives
Speaker 5: are appointed by population, whereas every state has two senators? Correct? Okay,
Speaker 5: so B and D correct?
Speaker 4: All right.
Speaker 5: The Supreme Court has how many justices?
Speaker 2: A lot?
Speaker 3: Nine? But it's sometimes they talk about having more right.
Speaker 5: And there's nothing in the Constitution we know that that
Speaker 5: says it's got to be nine. Who signs a bill
Speaker 5: into law? President, Congress, Supreme Court, Federal Court.
Speaker 3: That would be the president.
Speaker 5: That would be the president. What year did women get
Speaker 5: the right to vote in the United States?
Speaker 3: Nineteen twenty something or a.
Speaker 5: Nineteen twenty seventeen seventy six, nineteen twenty, nineteen eighteen or
Speaker 5: twenty nineteen twenty. To become a US citizen through naturalization,
Speaker 5: you must be a lawful permanent resident for at least
Speaker 5: how many years? Three, four, five, or ten ten? I
Speaker 5: don't know the answer to that one. Which part of
Speaker 5: our government regulates commerce? Congress, the Commerce Department, the President,
Speaker 5: or the Department of Treasury.
Speaker 3: What was the first What were the first ones?
Speaker 5: Congress, Commerce Department, President or Treasury? And this is regulates regulates,
Speaker 5: I would say Congress. Also say Congress, how many How
Speaker 5: is an executive order overridden? Interesting? Typically overridden? Congress has
Speaker 5: to approve executive orders, they often choose not to. Congress
Speaker 5: vetos the order, the judicial branch must intervene, or the
Speaker 5: next president overrides the order. What is the most typical.
Speaker 1: Way, most typical way, I would say either judicial or
Speaker 1: the next president, probably the next president.
Speaker 5: Okay, I'll go with that one. Does an executive order
Speaker 5: immediately become a law?
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 5: No, no, I'm going to say no, I'm going to
Speaker 5: override you.
Speaker 4: There.
Speaker 3: I don't like it when our brains do different things.
Speaker 5: What year was the Constitution written? Seventeen? These are all
Speaker 5: in the seventeen hundreds. Eighty thank you, eighty one, seventy
Speaker 5: eight or seventy six.
Speaker 3: Seventy six okay.
Speaker 1: But these are all that seventeenords about when the Constitution
Speaker 1: was written.
Speaker 5: Which of the following is not one of the president's
Speaker 5: responsibilities outlined by the Constitution? Not write and pass laws,
Speaker 5: execute laws, nominate justices to the Supreme Court, service commander
Speaker 5: in chief. What's the first? Which is not right? And
Speaker 5: pass laws?
Speaker 3: That is not that?
Speaker 5: Yes? A okay. The fact that the president can issue
Speaker 5: pardons without oversight is an example of A an executive order,
Speaker 5: B checks and balances, C separation of powers or D
Speaker 5: none of the above.
Speaker 8: Hm.
Speaker 3: My first thought is to go with A or B.
Speaker 3: What was B again?
Speaker 5: Checks and balances?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'd go with I don't know if that would
Speaker 3: be a example of checks and balances.
Speaker 5: No, because there's no overset, right, I would say it's
Speaker 5: none of the above. Okay, we'll find go with A.
Speaker 5: Who is responsible for trying impeachment cases like calling witnesses,
Speaker 5: the House, the Senate, the Supreme Court, or none of
Speaker 5: the above.
Speaker 3: The House?
Speaker 5: Right, No, the Senate, that's where they try it. You
Speaker 5: could be impeached by the House, but the impeachment I
Speaker 5: thought it started.
Speaker 3: With the House.
Speaker 5: It's you they call for the impeachment.
Speaker 1: Right, Well, that's misleading. That whole question is out of order.
Speaker 1: Can an impeachment be appealed?
Speaker 4: Yes or no?
Speaker 3: Yes, everything can be appealed.
Speaker 5: You're all done? Ready to see the results. Here you go,
Speaker 5: Uh make sure.
Speaker 8: Questions.
Speaker 3: It sounds like ten.
Speaker 5: Twenty No way? Was it? No way? Answer one is correct,
Speaker 5: two is correct, three is correct, four is correct, five
Speaker 5: six oh. To become a United States citizen inter naturalization,
Speaker 5: you must be a lawful permanent residence for five years. Interesting,
Speaker 5: that's one we missed, all right, Next one we got right,
Speaker 5: got right, got right? The correct answer year was the
Speaker 5: constitution written? We got that wrong, Yeah, seventeen eighty seven.
Speaker 5: We became a country in seventy six. Right, So there's
Speaker 5: two now, Oh god, God.
Speaker 3: We're dumb.
Speaker 1: I was going to say that first one we got
Speaker 1: wrong is because of our white privilege. There's no excuse
Speaker 1: for the other one.
Speaker 5: President can issue pardons, is an example of separation of powers.
Speaker 5: We got that one wrong. Okay, everything else I was.
Speaker 5: I was wobbling on that though. And the impeachment appeal
Speaker 5: and impeachment cannot be appealed.
Speaker 3: I thought you said that I thought you answered correctly
Speaker 3: on that one.
Speaker 5: I told you what I was going with. I put
Speaker 5: your answer, why would you do?
Speaker 3: Please?
Speaker 5: We missed three out of fifteen. We would not make
Speaker 5: it in the Civics.
Speaker 3: Be no, we would not, And now we feel like
Speaker 3: a failure.
Speaker 5: And on a Friday, you're listening to Gary and Shannon
Speaker 5: on demand from KFI Am six forty.
Speaker 3: Would you like your Jeopardy questions?
Speaker 5: Now that we know that we don't know anything about
Speaker 5: the Civics, Well, we got three wrong.
Speaker 1: We should not have gotten that Constitution one wrong, and
Speaker 1: so that was stupid.
Speaker 3: I'm really upset about that one.
Speaker 1: In fact, I think we should dedicate our weekend to
Speaker 1: learning about this country because as an American, sorry, that's
Speaker 1: the wrong music. As an American, we should know when
Speaker 1: the freaking constitution was written. Obviously, we know we landed
Speaker 1: here and the country is founded in seventeen seventy six,
Speaker 1: But who were we to think that so much would
Speaker 1: get accomplished in that first year.
Speaker 3: It's idiots. Idiots think that way.
Speaker 1: People who were raised under roofs and given food they
Speaker 1: didn't have to forage for. We didn't have to wait
Speaker 1: on our parents to bring home a duck for them
Speaker 1: to peck at.
Speaker 5: Yeah, with our siblings somewhere. We are spoiled.
Speaker 3: We are spoiled, We are pampered.
Speaker 1: And the fact that we don't know when the Constitution
Speaker 1: was written makes me ashamed to call us.
Speaker 3: Dare I say Americans?
Speaker 5: Dare I say Americans?
Speaker 3: Americans?
Speaker 4: We're underdog we're mutts.
Speaker 8: Here's proof, noses cold. But there's no animal that's more faithful,
Speaker 8: that's more loyal, more lovable than the mutt who saw
Speaker 8: Old Yeller? Who cried when Old Yeller got shot?
Speaker 3: At you?
Speaker 8: Nobody cried when Old Yeller got shot. I'm sure I
Speaker 8: cried my eyes out. So we're all dog faces. We're
Speaker 8: all very, very different, but there is one thing that we.
Speaker 4: All have in common.
Speaker 8: We were all stupid enough to enlist in the army.
Speaker 4: We're mutants. There's something wrong with us, something very very
Speaker 4: wrong with us.
Speaker 8: Something seriously wrong with us. We're soldiers, but we're American soldiers.
Speaker 8: We've been kicking ass for two hundred and one.
Speaker 3: That's funny. It's stripes.
Speaker 5: Yes, yeah, one of our motivational Monday things on a Friday.
Speaker 3: Okay, because we're bad Americans.
Speaker 1: Your category for Jeopardy is going global for twelve hundred dollars.
Speaker 1: In Malay the name of this capital city means muddy confluence.
Speaker 1: Best to leave that out of the travel brochure. What
Speaker 1: is Jakarta wrong? Not only are you a bad American,
Speaker 1: you are a bad Malaysian.
Speaker 3: That's that's in Thailand. Yeah, so there's that.
Speaker 5: Okay, I'm just going out of cut Malaysia.
Speaker 3: Think about the missing plane.
Speaker 5: Yeah, Malaysia in the airlines.
Speaker 1: Yeah, where did it move from?
Speaker 5: It wasn't Jakarta.
Speaker 3: Where did it?
Speaker 5: Where was it headed Malaysia? It was headed to China.
Speaker 4: You know, you're right.
Speaker 1: I may have my news events wrong. Kuala Lumpur is
Speaker 1: what you're looking for?
Speaker 5: Excellent?
Speaker 3: Was that connected to that missing.
Speaker 5: I don't remember. I don't think it was qual Well.
Speaker 3: I almost just said Jesus's name.
Speaker 5: But can you imagine what this twelve o'clock hour is
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Speaker 1: Ah Malaysia Airline Flight three seventies.
Speaker 3: Was enroute from Kuala Lumpur to Beijing. We were both
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