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Speaker 1: You know what. I did enjoy this week's episode of

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Dumb and Jerry, but I would suggest that you don't

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listen to it on your lunch break. They've got a

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story that put me right off me. Geez, sandwiches. I've

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been up this chimney all day and I haven't eaten

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anything since my breakfast. Four eggs, four sausages and mugga beans,

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three eggs, black pudding and white pudding, mushrooms, tomatoes, and

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I put to tea. I mean, you couldn't expect a

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man to last all the way on just that, can you. Anyways,

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I'll see there, Tom.

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Speaker 2: How are you keeping buddy, I'll tell you how I

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am tired.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm tired. And I tell you what I got,

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a rude awakening. A rude awakening, you know when you're

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We talked about your fitness and your strength last week,

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just leaving you.

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Speaker 2: Because of abandon me.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, abandon you. I was up training the youngsters this

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evening and there was a young lad, probably under sixteen,

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was just joining in just to just to mess around,

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and we were having at the end and I he

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put a rasper. He was just poking the ball around

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with the lads. Helping on, you know, puking it back

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out stuff, and he put it. He put a rasper

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past me of a slitter. Jerry that once upon a

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time I may had the reactions to get at least

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a hurry up in that direction. Yeah, ah man, this this,

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this could have shaved off one side of my mustache

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and I'd still be standing there.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and slid that pass cleanly through your skull like

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like nothing.

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Speaker 1: I Like, it was like it was in the net

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and I was still looking at the lad. Do you

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know what I mean? Like, yeah, it hit it hit

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the net and ground and even a couple of the

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women were at side, Go when do you stop that,

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tim Like yep, sure.

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Speaker 2: I wanted the young lad to have a denis on. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: We'll blow it up there, lads, will we We'll call it.

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We've got it a day. Tell you what it is

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one of the realization.

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Speaker 2: I'll tell you. I'll put it down to quicker, and

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I'll put it down to age and weariness. Is the summer,

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the heat and the humidity slowing me down and awful her.

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Speaker 1: Maybe we'll yeah, I'll put that down Jerry. Yeah, Yeah,

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I'll put that a lot.

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Speaker 2: Fresher in the winter.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, I was like, yeah, let's see you on

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stage in front of a room of five hundred people.

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Speaker 2: Kid. See yeah, I'll put a couple of you, buddy,

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any rate. There you go. We have we we woke

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ourselves up, ladies and gentlemen to bring you another spectacular

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episode of the Tom and Jerry Show, which this is

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I'm Jerry McBride, that's Tom. O'Mahoney tired, weary old men,

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just tired, miserable.

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Speaker 1: Although I will say I got a I feel very guilty.

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I gotta do you know, like these you see these

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New York housewives and stuff, these wealthy people that do

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you know, and they did they start doing nearly criminal

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activities just to get a bit of a kick from

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their wealthy, mundane lives. Yeah, I need to show you something.

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And I am a fucking criminal right now. I'm a criminal,

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and I kind of bit of a thrill about it.

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And I'll have to sort of what are we looking

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at there, Darren with moose traps, A couple of moose traps.

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I picked up moose traps because I thought I saw

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the fucking makings of one. And that big bastroom cat

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has gone too fat. Next door. He's not eating them,

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and I said I'd better pick up moose traps. While

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in Woodies yesterday, again not sponsored by Buddies, but they

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were in the sale thing. The young lad he's building

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up his tools collection. He wanted the Phillip said, screw driver.

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Can't argue with young flow when he wants. Phillip said,

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screw driver.

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Speaker 2: Off.

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Speaker 1: We went, bought that, got Lindsey oil, bees, wax, all

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the usual things that are gonna be getting on a Sunday.

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Paid for that, walked out, jumping and card. Drove home.

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I found I hadn't paid for the two. So I've

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I'm a fucking bandit. I've stolen. I've stolen to.

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Speaker 2: A tie at home for the for the times we

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live in right now, they might actually come after you

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for that, and you've just made me an accomplice.

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Speaker 1: There. I have the receive. I will go back in

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and pay for it. I will, but just let me

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have this my fucking Clyde of Bonnie and Clyde moment.

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Speaker 2: Will you play a little sort of known a ride

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or shoplifting thriller?

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Speaker 1: I'm just thinking, yeah, when shot.

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Speaker 2: We've known a rider that she became the Patron saying

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a shoplifters in their time.

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Speaker 1: Do you know as you'd swearing nobody else to that

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and Ron in Hollywood?

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Speaker 2: Do you know what I'm telling you the worst? I

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challenged her to name another shoplifter. No, we're known a

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writer and that'll be better.

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Speaker 1: But she like, you've all these other ones than Pep

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Weirdo shipping in these other's beds and stuff, and you're like,

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she ficked a few bits of clothes and she got

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absolutely blacklisted for twenty years until stranger things she told.

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Speaker 2: She told them that she only had twenty penny sweets

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and she had thirty in the bike. This is the look.

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Speaker 1: Do you know what I felt for the time? And

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I feel for her now that it took her twenty

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or thirty years to bounce back from the whole fucking thing.

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Speaker 2: And it must be said, we know if you're listening

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to the show landover Tom, Tom and Jerry here now

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we look after you.

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Speaker 1: We will to bring into Woodies on a spree. Just

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don't ask Jerry to fucking carry whatever your robbin.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, if you're if you're robbing, you better have the

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spine where with all the carried out of the shop,

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I have no help.

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Speaker 1: We'll start well, yeah, we'll start in the in the

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in the light tool section has about that.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, starting the light two sections, we start the show

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as well. Tom, we got to bang on show. We're

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back to regular schedule promogramming. We hope everybody enjoyed last

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week's episode, which was just a bit of a wander

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around the meadow of a thing. But we're back, no

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fucking around, Tom, It's the weekly what have you? This

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is a very complicated case, Mad, you know, a lot

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of a lot of outs, a lot of what have you?

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Speaker 1: And uh, a lot of strands to keep in my head?

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Speaker 2: Man, what have you got?

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Speaker 1: We have any mountain things to talk about? God, there

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was a lot of interesting stuff this week, but one

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kind of got my When you sent it out to me,

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I'm like, yeah, I think that's what I'm gonna do,

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because you know what, This is right up our street.

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If nothing else, Tom, this is right below yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

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this is right below Earth Street.

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Speaker 2: This is the ongoing phenomenon, phenomen nomenon, nomenon of ohn

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as men. It must be said, can't even say their teenagers,

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can't say their mutants don't appear to be Ninja's to

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my eyes. But there are grown men who have taken

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to going into the sewers in New York City for

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what purposes that is unknown to the Tom and Jerry

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Show at this point in time, But more and more

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people in Queens and Brooklyn are being recorded lifting sewer

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leads and going down into the New York sewers. Tom,

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your thoughts.

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Speaker 1: Is this like just the you know, the hacky sec

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of twenty twenty six, Like is this a thing? Or

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are they all just going down their circle jerk? And

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what's you know? Is thereing a cult thing happen? And

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you know what, is it just because one person didn't

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and didn't die? They're like, this sounds cool.

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Speaker 2: We're our theories, Tom, there are.

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Speaker 1: Theories bored out our fucking head. Let's say down to sewers.

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Speaker 2: Do you know what there are theories? Number one one

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thing that has been ruled out is that these aren't

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I researched this, if you're homeless in Las Vegas, there's

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a world of tunnels underneath.

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Speaker 1: There's a whole huge go watch the Vice documentary. People,

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there's a mayor there's an underground mayor.

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Speaker 2: There's a whole thing like only Las Vegas. It's just

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like a honeycomb of of activity of people down there.

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This isn't that okay. So these appear to be and

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from the videos that I've seen, Tom, I want to say,

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kind of hipsterish. For one guy came out with a skateboard.

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Speaker 1: Do you know if you're hitting down the sewers with

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a skateboard, you deserve to be fucking cracked across the head.

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But now there was Jordan Covid, I think there was

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Hasidic Jews had kind of come up with a plan

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because you couldn't move overground and they's you know, broken

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through under their temple to move back around. That kind

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of made sense with the rupt all right. But I'm

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wondering because you think about sewers, you're going I'm going

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to die. Do you know I think of sewers, You're

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going to die.

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Speaker 2: I remember seeing those those Jewish lads and this is

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not that either. No, this is going down into the

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and we stressed it again the sewers underneath New York.

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Now the most famous sewer d rathers we knew were

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the teenage mutant Ninja Turkeys who lived in the sewers

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on the New York and they made it look great crack.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you could eat pizza down there.

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Speaker 2: You could eat pizza that, you could get pizza delivered.

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Speaker 1: You could. You could draw somebody as prettiest April O'Neil down.

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Speaker 2: There exactly, and April would just go in her yeah,

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four night out if we be there in a dress

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going like, Lad's come here of a deity here Now,

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Speaker 1: Bank a shit. This is what I'm thinking that I was.

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Speaker 2: Just going to say. We have talked on the podcast

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before about how you and I have run it out

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drains before, and that was a drain out of airhouse

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean I've dealt I've dealt with large main

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drains like you know, four foot ones Brere Greg. But

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this is you know, you're fully masked up, your you are.

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Speaker 2: Year, You've got the Chernobyl.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you're not gonna bringing that ship literally shit particles.

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Speaker 2: Well, these guys are going down there, Tom, and they

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know what they're going in for, because these lads are

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killed out with them with waders. They're they're wearing waist

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high waiders. So they're going down there to wade and

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ship and pissed water out of a.

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Speaker 1: So have they gotten that fucking board that in New

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York you're going? Is this like splunking, you know, like caving?

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Speaker 2: But these are is this some sort of urban exploration

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kind of getten?

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Speaker 1: Now?

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Speaker 2: I will say, if you're going to explore a sewer,

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the New York sewers probably would be the ones to

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do it, because I've seen some images from it, and

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they do look like these quite ornate, red brick built

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kind of turtles. Wasn't the documentary, but it wasn't one

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hundred percent line either. They look the business. They look

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pretty cool.

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Speaker 1: A lot of them do. Linking with there's an awful

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lot of underground infrastructure, from service tunnels to all disused

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raila like there's this much like it is with cheese

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under New York City. You'd wonder how any of the

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buildings still stay standing up with the yeah that they've

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they've excavated underneath there. But you're you're you're taking I

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don't care what anybody says, you're taking your life in

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your hands. That's why I don't believe it's just a

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random couple become fashionable. I think, like, I'd love to

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think that there's it's something cool like that. Remember the

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rave in Blade Underground that I personally could be just

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with three lads of it. I think it's a it's

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a bunch of curious lads down their circle. Jerk.

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Speaker 2: I'm sorry, I just well, there are a couple of theories.

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Would you like to hear them?

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Speaker 1: I'd love to hear them.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, there is There are theories that these guys

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sort of resource to bring back up and and and

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sell profit farm. We're not very certain on what this is?

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Speaker 1: This what's fucking Godzilla? What the fuck did they think

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is down there?

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Speaker 2: Like, well, the only thing, the only thing that I

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can like in the two was a very disgusting story

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and sorry to no let's have it to the listeners

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of the Tom and Jerry Show, but you did you

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ever hear the story of the sewer fat?

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Speaker 1: Yes? Yeah, but they they did you ever see how

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to clear it? In France? The same one no, I'll

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go on.

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Speaker 2: I think we're talking across propers. I'm not talking about

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the big fat burgs that are are down there. In

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a second. No, no, no, street vendors in China, who will

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they can buy cooking oil, Tom, they can buy cooking oil,

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or they can skim it from floating on the cover

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the sewers and back up and they'll cook their hot

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dogs and and and chicken wings and that.

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Speaker 1: I'll tell you what you have.

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Speaker 2: That's the thing that happens.

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Speaker 1: You will have a healthy, fucking, good fucking history if

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you can survive that. The Jesus the super drains.

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Speaker 2: That's an example of a resource that you can find

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in there. Okay. Number two is that these guys are

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using it for nefarious purposes. They're going down to the

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series in New York City and looking for weaknesses to

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get them I don't know, underneath the fucking got them

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city bank right and rub the safe or something like that.

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But they're they're down there for the various purposes to

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uh find Internet lines underneath businesses and hack directly in

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for conciphoning off millions or whatever the hell. Okay, there

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is no proof to suggest this, but people are really

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wondering why the hell these lads are going underneath the series.

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Speaker 1: I mean, you've got it. You can't just pop I

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need to tell people like you can't just pop a

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manhold it, like you need to set a manhood key.

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by a set of manhaalkey. So there, it's a bit

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of weight in it, like you can up throw to

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the side, like, but you want to find a quiet street,

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like if if they're out on the street on the

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foot path, you might get away with it. But typically

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they run underneath streets. Yes, for the purpose of knowing

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exactly where the pipelines are run. They followed the street lines.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. The other the other and final theory is they're

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going down there for the fun, tom because life sucks

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and you need something to do to entertain it. And

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they've tried parkour and they're no good at it. And

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they've tried urban exploration. What everywhere has been discovered above ground,

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They've run out of abandoned shopping malls to go pooching

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through and I love that shit on YouTube. And now

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they're going on the ground.

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Speaker 1: But how how is it still a mystery if these

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lads aren't making TikTok video.

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Speaker 2: If they're not if they're not posting online, if they're

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not putting on me. And that's why that's it's the

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covertness of it all that suggests that.

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Speaker 1: This is how many fellows we talking about? Is it

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popping up all over the city, like Queen.

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Speaker 2: It doesn't seem to be the same people over and

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over again, but there are various groups of people, and

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it seems to be located mostly in the Brooklyn and

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Queens areas near Brooklyn. I know, it's kind of hipsterish central.

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be like something to be at and then the Queen's

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I mean, all you think is coming to America?

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Speaker 2: Sheese your queen up?

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Speaker 1: Yes, you shut the fuck up too.

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Speaker 2: So so the mystery of the New York City mold people,

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as they are been called, has yet to be has

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yet to be solved. It has been going on for

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a good month now at this stage.

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Speaker 1: So we're cooking up drugs down there.

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Speaker 2: What's like, could we could very well be you know,

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that's never let it be said that you're looking for

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somewhere to doing the various illegal things, and you can't

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do it in your mom's house. But now someone's going

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to give out you for cooking up drugs in a

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in a in a in an abandon apartment. They're also

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going to give out you for wandering around stinking and ship.

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Speaker 1: Because I can tell you now there's going to be

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some bangish like you see people you know in movies,

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Like so often in movies, it just people could just

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slides through and they go, oh, yeah, you know, my

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feet are wetter. That's a rat. I'll tell you now,

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you're feeping wetter, a rat. It's the least you're fucking worries.

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It's it's not a bit wi eature, you know, fucking hormone.

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You've got twelve million people shitting in a pipe. I'm sorry,

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but it's going to be fucking unbearable down.

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Speaker 2: There, Tom. Anybody that's been been lucky enough to visit

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New York in the lifetime knows what the fuck it

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smells like on the streets.

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Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, on a warm day in New York all that,

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and take it on the ground. It smells like fucking

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sack river. I just imagine remember the Ecto pleasant ye

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Ghostbusters like just that's is that what they're up to?

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They're the Ghostbusters.

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Speaker 2: These lads don't look like Bubblebusters to meet him. To

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be honest with you, okay, I will leave you with

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this here from from the Guardian newspaper as well a

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local New York or hold NBC New York. Three random

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guys walking around. They go on the store. They open

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up the store and just jump in like the Ninja Turtles,

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to which the Garden goes on to say the man

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was referring to the comic book Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles,

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which depicts the lives of four turtles who live in

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the New York sewer system. The turtles are brothers and

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we're exposed to really active wasted as youth, which turned

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them into human turtle hybrids. Trained in martial arts by

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a large rat, they fight New York criminals. The story

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is not based on real events.

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Speaker 1: Very good. I like that. I mean they filled out

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the content brilliantly, because it's all there for then rounded

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and half nicely. That was done as McBride can't tell

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you that was done before lunch.

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Speaker 2: Trying to hit a ward count, but also, yeah.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna just stick with a circle of jerkin, so

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you know, just they're going down to pull each other

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as we.

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Speaker 2: Have we have, we have got to find out more

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on this as we get it. But we're gonna move

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on from those lads to another lad. And I'm terribly

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sorry we don't appear to have a non gross show today.

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It's pretty fucking gross, Tom, why don't you tell them

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about this week's this lady?

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Speaker 1: I suppose it's gross in almost again almost hipster fucking

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fashion in its own way. So we do love a

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good dead body, and as everybody.

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Speaker 2: Knows, well, you know what, we like one on the

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Tom and Jerry Show. If you're going to be a

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dead body, you got to be dead as fuck. Okay,

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we don't want any recent debts, it doesn't get any

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crack from that. And we don't want any serial killer

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victims because we're not that kind of podcast. So you

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got to be super Yeah, we want legendary stuff. Would

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five thousand, three hundred years ago be dead enough? Freuture?

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That's right in the wheelhouse of the Tom and Jerry Show.

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Speaker 1: Nice well, a bloke that people may have come across

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in the past, because he he's not on display or whatever.

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But I mean there's been a lot made of this chap.

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His name is Outsi, and they reckon he's older than

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five three hundred.

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Speaker 2: Years old, this frozen three and one.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, the frozen mummy, right, and I mean yeah, sure

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you've heard of the Batman and stuff like that. And

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this guy's will very well preserved as well. He was

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a frozen mummy that was found back in ninety nine

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ones and they've had him that long at minus six.

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Just keep him safe, right, because he is unbelievably well preserved,

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like he's still got hair, he's still got all his skin,

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flute is still kind of their a bit, you know

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what I mean, he's there's a fair.

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Speaker 2: Fair where is where is he hanging out here?

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Speaker 1: By the way, So they keep him in as sorry,

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they keep he was found by German hikers in Northern

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Italy region of South Tyrol, and they keep that he's

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still in Italy. So they keep him with this Italian

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based team that are I think it's a they're microbiomes specialists,

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this crowd. So everybody's had to go off this lad.

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Speaker 2: From everybody's had a pot from.

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Speaker 1: Skin people to fucking like teach people to try and

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get a snapshot of what what it was like what

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Utsy was up to, you know, five thousand, three hundred

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years ago, plus maybe he could be seven thousand years

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ago for all we know, he's old. This is as

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good as they can do with well UTSI, right, and what.

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Speaker 2: Is there to be learned from this man?

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Speaker 1: So way, this really latest thing that has popped in

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is a crew. They're getting a look in his guts, right, like,

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how much does this guy still have? Turns out, I'm

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keeping up beat here, Jarr because for me and you

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all know what kind of a pessma sam when it

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comes to these things. And I think Jerry's going to

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follow me down and down this road. As soon as

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they started explaining some of it to this crowd. Doctor

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Mohammad Sarin of the Urak Research Institute in the Italian

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city are Balzano, Hey, he told CBS News he's a

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bad the hust living living jer go on living met

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the body polically capable organisms that are actively responding to

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their environment. They're actively responding to their environment currently, Jerr, what.

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Speaker 2: If we're gonna have We're gonna have some listeners actively

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responding to that accent.

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Speaker 1: Tom, I know, and you're more than welcome. He's doctor Sarahan.

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I'm not suggesting he's actually Italian, but he could have

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been there for a while and picked up a bit

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of an accent. So essentially this is where it kind

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of gets scared. So there's yeast. They're found in his stomach,

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right right, they found Yeah, Well here's the fucking thing.

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This yeast is starting to adapt, starting to adapt to

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the cold. I don't know, it's the minus six they

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put him in. Has been adapting slowly all along. But

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it's basically gotten through his They don't think he ate it.

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They think they had him, had bread on him. Do

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you know what? I fell abross sandwiches. That's what they think, right. So,

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but it's made it through and nestled in his God

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because it was on his side, and it's in his

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skin now as well. It's in his skin, jerkin, that's

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where it is. And with the last few decades him

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in isolation, even at minus six, it's it's kicking off,

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it's kicking off chair. His guy yeast is because you

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see he did he when he defrosted that time, that's

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when it really started to kick off because of in hyperstasis. Right,

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but it didn't fucking burn out, this yeast that was

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in him, on him, it didn't burn out. So now

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it started actually genetically alter his what would be his

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DNA in the localized area where this fucking yeast is

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now growing and surviving and has adapted. This is where

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fucking scientist, he fucking cuts. Would you not just fucking

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I'm sorry when you when you when you discover that

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Osi goes in the bain, I'm sorry, he goes in

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the fire.

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Speaker 2: He's going bad.

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Speaker 1: He's well, he's not not, but he's not. This is

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the thing. The yeast is fucking this fucking sa anybody's

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seen the fucking last to us Jesus Christ, Yeah, I

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mean this is literally right with This is where this

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is where it goes to functure. Because they could go, oh, grand,

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lock it fucking down, people, lock it down, masks everybody, masks, everybody,

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lock this cont down, right, get him in a fucking

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sealed tube or fuck him in the fire, one or

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the other, because we need to fucking isolate whatever's going

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on here right now, right yeah, because because this fucking

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thing is starting to come to life, essentially, on Otsy

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over the last couple of decades and it's starting to

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kick off now and they could have left it there,

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but what they decided to do jar what they decided

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to do Nope, as fucking gas past scientists, they scraped

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this yeast off his body and basically using it. They

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i'd propagated it in a fucking egggar dish and decided

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to make a very very good sour dough. So so

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they have made sourdough off this con skin that has

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been fucking now over the last couple of decades morphing

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into some weird shit, and they all in the office

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had to go.

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00:22:46,559 --> 00:22:51,440
Speaker 2: They all so that they they had a five thousand

470
00:22:51,519 --> 00:22:55,880
year old, five thousand plus year old corpse called Otsy yeast.

471
00:22:56,079 --> 00:22:58,759
And the more I the more I delve into the story, Tom,

472
00:22:58,799 --> 00:23:00,480
I have to put my hands up, and I'm not

473
00:23:00,640 --> 00:23:02,839
entirely sure what yeast is or what I thought it

474
00:23:02,960 --> 00:23:06,119
was is not appeared what it appears to be. And

475
00:23:06,200 --> 00:23:10,720
they scooped up a load of gik off this dude

476
00:23:10,759 --> 00:23:12,720
and the fucking bacon bread and then they're just like

477
00:23:13,799 --> 00:23:17,680
whenever it's Vincenzo's birthdays, like hey, we bet you we

478
00:23:17,799 --> 00:23:20,000
bet you take your bread here, Vincenzo.

479
00:23:19,839 --> 00:23:22,319
Speaker 1: There you go. Yeah, so your man is Epty Bread

480
00:23:22,440 --> 00:23:25,240
one of the lads. So this is Frank's maxiner. I'm

481
00:23:25,279 --> 00:23:26,920
gonna go out and the lemon, say his German for

482
00:23:26,960 --> 00:23:30,680
the crack, right, because this is the accenter getting If

483
00:23:30,680 --> 00:23:36,799
I tell you, it's going straight forward. If I tell you,

484
00:23:37,279 --> 00:23:40,279
if anyone tell you they have a yeast, and this

485
00:23:40,359 --> 00:23:42,440
is where that's how fucked up sientist brains are. If

486
00:23:42,480 --> 00:23:44,880
anyone tell you they have a yeast, you made it

487
00:23:44,920 --> 00:23:48,839
to ask can we use it for bread? No? No, no,

488
00:23:48,839 --> 00:23:50,960
no no. Jerry tells me his yeast. I said, get

489
00:23:50,960 --> 00:23:51,480
a cream.

490
00:23:51,359 --> 00:23:53,559
Speaker 2: Lit, Yeah, I get it, get it, get a tube stuff.

491
00:23:53,319 --> 00:23:55,200
Speaker 1: There, like get a Creamlet stay away with me.

492
00:23:55,799 --> 00:23:57,759
Speaker 2: We don't don't. It's not like put a wee bit

493
00:23:57,759 --> 00:23:58,960
of an envelope and sent to me.

494
00:23:59,559 --> 00:24:01,279
Speaker 1: Like I don't go. Can you scrape off some of

495
00:24:01,279 --> 00:24:03,880
your fucking some of your filings off your flute there

496
00:24:03,920 --> 00:24:05,680
and send it to me and I'll make bread for

497
00:24:05,720 --> 00:24:06,440
the family out of it?

498
00:24:06,519 --> 00:24:08,359
Speaker 2: Like how doty do you think my flute is?

499
00:24:09,240 --> 00:24:11,319
Speaker 1: IM just saying it's just if you tell me you

500
00:24:11,359 --> 00:24:13,680
have yeast, I got a grown man do you want

501
00:24:13,680 --> 00:24:15,559
me to delete that off the podcast. I don't want you.

502
00:24:16,079 --> 00:24:18,480
Don't want you telling anybody you've got yeast this kind

503
00:24:18,480 --> 00:24:18,799
of things.

504
00:24:19,200 --> 00:24:21,359
Speaker 2: If you just puts the record for the podcast, I

505
00:24:21,359 --> 00:24:24,279
don't have yeast on me that any anywhere.

506
00:24:24,759 --> 00:24:28,039
Speaker 1: Not now the cream has cleaned it all up.

507
00:24:28,079 --> 00:24:29,240
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'll tell you, man, that's.

508
00:24:30,759 --> 00:24:32,920
Speaker 1: According to this fuck this is where all their brains

509
00:24:32,960 --> 00:24:34,519
when you.

510
00:24:33,920 --> 00:24:36,880
Speaker 2: Rest assured Tom, every fucking scientist on that team looked

511
00:24:36,880 --> 00:24:39,079
at each other without saying anything. They all just knew

512
00:24:39,160 --> 00:24:40,480
all the idea at the same time.

513
00:24:42,000 --> 00:24:45,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, so you think what I'm thinking. Yeah, they did.

514
00:24:46,160 --> 00:24:47,880
And that's when you're too close to the fire. You

515
00:24:47,920 --> 00:24:49,559
see this. When you're too close to the forest, you

516
00:24:49,559 --> 00:24:52,880
won't see century. And they are all stuck up Utsey's

517
00:24:52,920 --> 00:24:56,039
hole literally for the last thirty years. And when they

518
00:24:56,039 --> 00:24:58,680
finally found yeast in him, when they got to go off,

519
00:24:58,680 --> 00:25:02,000
and they're like, fuck off serious because all the other

520
00:25:02,079 --> 00:25:03,519
lads had to go with the bone lets that to

521
00:25:03,559 --> 00:25:06,079
go the fucking skin leads had to go the.

522
00:25:06,079 --> 00:25:08,720
Speaker 2: Teeth lets marrow or something.

523
00:25:08,759 --> 00:25:11,039
Speaker 1: And now these lads get to go of him in

524
00:25:11,079 --> 00:25:12,880
the last couple of days. And I don't do you

525
00:25:12,880 --> 00:25:15,039
know what make I want to make fucking bread off

526
00:25:15,039 --> 00:25:19,799
his back. That's what we'll do. Let's take a fucking

527
00:25:19,839 --> 00:25:24,960
plane and plainer and just rusk It's just fucking some

528
00:25:25,160 --> 00:25:25,720
rusk off.

529
00:25:25,720 --> 00:25:29,519
Speaker 2: It's just just sprinkle him over our spaghetti like like

530
00:25:29,559 --> 00:25:32,519
parmesan cheese. Tell me as much, Tom. You know we

531
00:25:32,519 --> 00:25:34,480
can use used to make beer as well, can't we.

532
00:25:34,559 --> 00:25:36,519
Speaker 1: That's the thing, right, we're not making beer. I pought

533
00:25:36,519 --> 00:25:37,680
to his fucking balls. I'm sorry.

534
00:25:37,880 --> 00:25:39,640
Speaker 2: Oh no, no, let's just stick to the bread.

535
00:25:40,119 --> 00:25:43,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, of course. It's a magical fucking thing. It

536
00:25:43,440 --> 00:25:45,440
really is. It's up there with like it's kind of

537
00:25:45,480 --> 00:25:47,200
a magical thing and that it will come to life

538
00:25:47,240 --> 00:25:49,599
and create life around it like it's it's one of

539
00:25:49,640 --> 00:25:52,480
those things in the universe that's kind of fucking but

540
00:25:52,680 --> 00:25:54,920
terrifying along with because there was a thing here where

541
00:25:54,920 --> 00:25:57,440
they were like, oh, they treated him for fungus, so

542
00:25:57,559 --> 00:26:01,200
his body doesn't break down like it did, did you really? Digit?

543
00:26:01,240 --> 00:26:03,440
Because I don't know much about fucking yeast, but I'll

544
00:26:03,440 --> 00:26:04,720
tell you one thing. It acts a lot like a

545
00:26:04,759 --> 00:26:06,920
fucking fungus, and that it fires shit up like and

546
00:26:06,920 --> 00:26:09,559
gets things going. And if anybody said the last of

547
00:26:09,599 --> 00:26:12,960
us or any of those fucking zombie scary shit. This

548
00:26:13,079 --> 00:26:17,440
yeast is working despite it being like Utsy is dead

549
00:26:17,559 --> 00:26:19,039
as fuck.

550
00:26:19,200 --> 00:26:21,799
Speaker 2: Good night, show me someone deader than NUTSI.

551
00:26:21,839 --> 00:26:27,039
Speaker 1: And the ship he had in his pockets is still firing.

552
00:26:28,079 --> 00:26:31,279
So how magical is that shit? We are fucking rubbish

553
00:26:31,319 --> 00:26:33,599
in comparison to the east he had in his pockets

554
00:26:34,279 --> 00:26:34,920
whatever he had.

555
00:26:35,200 --> 00:26:38,759
Speaker 2: Right, let me ask you a couple of questions, Ham,

556
00:26:38,799 --> 00:26:40,640
and then we'll get the hell off this subject here,

557
00:26:40,720 --> 00:26:42,480
because there are you know, this segment is of course

558
00:26:42,559 --> 00:26:44,480
this lad and and and as we came into it,

559
00:26:44,519 --> 00:26:47,480
we thought this lad was Utsy. Ah, there are these

560
00:26:47,559 --> 00:26:49,680
lads to go around because the scientists. I have to

561
00:26:49,680 --> 00:26:54,680
give them a special comment Jury award for adbastardness, because

562
00:26:54,720 --> 00:26:58,559
I gotta tell you, not only would the natural normal

563
00:26:58,640 --> 00:27:02,079
human might not conceive I'm doing this, you sure as

564
00:27:02,119 --> 00:27:03,039
fuck wouldn't.

565
00:27:02,680 --> 00:27:06,680
Speaker 1: Taste it when you hear your colleague or leader of

566
00:27:06,720 --> 00:27:09,079
the of the group come out with this phrase, the

567
00:27:09,160 --> 00:27:13,240
cold adapted yeasts are growing. Certain bacteria have colonized and

568
00:27:13,279 --> 00:27:16,559
persisted across his tissues for decades. The mummy is, in

569
00:27:16,599 --> 00:27:20,839
a very real sense as a living biological interface does

570
00:27:20,920 --> 00:27:25,720
all that? Like, does all that? Not fucking scream? Get

571
00:27:25,759 --> 00:27:28,440
him in the fucking fire. I'm sorry, I'd say we've

572
00:27:28,440 --> 00:27:31,720
gotten all we can out of you. But you're getting

573
00:27:31,720 --> 00:27:32,119
in the fire.

574
00:27:32,319 --> 00:27:34,519
Speaker 2: Time to go back in the ground, buddy one or

575
00:27:34,559 --> 00:27:36,680
the other. Yeah, get him in a pine box and

576
00:27:36,680 --> 00:27:37,759
get him six feet under.

577
00:27:37,839 --> 00:27:40,759
Speaker 1: But no, jar, let's fucking grade him like you said,

578
00:27:40,839 --> 00:27:44,680
like fucking fromage and whatever. We what scrapings. We get

579
00:27:44,720 --> 00:27:46,920
off and let's make some fucking sour though, and sit

580
00:27:47,039 --> 00:27:47,920
down and have some toast.

581
00:27:48,799 --> 00:27:51,160
Speaker 2: I can't eat sardo tom good time, as any of

582
00:27:51,160 --> 00:27:52,079
Italian clowse me up.

583
00:27:52,880 --> 00:27:54,839
Speaker 1: You can't you but supposed to be good for you?

584
00:27:55,400 --> 00:27:57,599
Speaker 2: Well fucking tell him I got that right?

585
00:27:58,039 --> 00:27:59,720
Speaker 1: Okay, Well then fair enough.

586
00:28:00,279 --> 00:28:02,440
Speaker 2: Maybe I'm just maybe I'm just eating it after a

587
00:28:02,519 --> 00:28:04,359
night out of like six cans or something like that.

588
00:28:04,400 --> 00:28:06,720
Speaker 1: And that's maybe this hour, though, you're getting some for

589
00:28:06,799 --> 00:28:09,400
this ball sack that died five years ago.

590
00:28:13,039 --> 00:28:16,160
Speaker 2: What do you even like? What do you even do

591
00:28:16,200 --> 00:28:17,559
you make a sandwich out of them? Do you make

592
00:28:17,559 --> 00:28:18,720
a nutty sandwich?

593
00:28:19,599 --> 00:28:22,200
Speaker 1: Yeah? I guess so. I mean, but this is again,

594
00:28:22,319 --> 00:28:24,839
this is what happens when you get led fucking hipsters

595
00:28:25,240 --> 00:28:27,960
and mad bastard and scientists in around the place just going.

596
00:28:28,000 --> 00:28:32,039
You know it will be awesome, like fuck me, fuck

597
00:28:32,119 --> 00:28:32,680
me man.

598
00:28:34,039 --> 00:28:36,519
Speaker 2: Seeing the dawn of a new day. Because I didn't

599
00:28:36,519 --> 00:28:38,559
die from eating this ship, that'd be awesome.

600
00:28:39,079 --> 00:28:43,440
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, But ground zero for Ireland of a certain thing,

601
00:28:43,480 --> 00:28:45,200
and I don't even want to put it in the

602
00:28:45,319 --> 00:28:49,640
Algorithm Matter podcast, but ground zero for was students flying

603
00:28:49,720 --> 00:28:53,079
back from a holiday in fucking in ski holiday in

604
00:28:53,119 --> 00:28:56,359
Italy and landing in fucking Wicklow. And that's where browns

605
00:28:56,720 --> 00:28:59,279
and that's where crossed the family. That's what caused the

606
00:28:59,279 --> 00:29:02,200
most recent exactly well.

607
00:29:02,359 --> 00:29:04,559
Speaker 2: I have one last question, is one one last question

608
00:29:04,640 --> 00:29:05,240
I have for you.

609
00:29:05,319 --> 00:29:06,720
Speaker 1: I hope I don't have the answer for it, but

610
00:29:06,759 --> 00:29:06,960
go on.

611
00:29:07,319 --> 00:29:09,799
Speaker 2: He will give you a challenge. What do you think

612
00:29:09,960 --> 00:29:11,559
Utsy would have to say about all this?

613
00:29:11,960 --> 00:29:16,640
Speaker 1: Get the fuck away, you loan? The dick is five

614
00:29:16,680 --> 00:29:17,480
thousand years old.

615
00:29:17,480 --> 00:29:18,599
Speaker 2: I'm like, be his accent?

616
00:29:19,519 --> 00:29:23,640
Speaker 1: Oh oh sorry, I fucking anthropologist Jerry over there. I

617
00:29:23,680 --> 00:29:26,160
don't know what his accent was back then? Was a

618
00:29:26,240 --> 00:29:30,279
challenge I put up, you know, okay, okay, give me

619
00:29:30,359 --> 00:29:37,079
back my fucking bread, you snaky, snaking bastards. So he

620
00:29:37,160 --> 00:29:41,079
would say, but he's fucking what is as like, oh

621
00:29:41,200 --> 00:29:45,880
Jesus Christ, like like the brownish water that ran off him. Afterwards,

622
00:29:46,000 --> 00:29:48,279
they kept it and like found and you know, like

623
00:29:48,440 --> 00:29:50,559
it wasn't just on his skin like the brownish like

624
00:29:50,720 --> 00:29:54,440
California man basically defrosted a little bit in the lab

625
00:29:54,920 --> 00:29:56,759
like he would. Let's say he was at minus twelve.

626
00:29:56,920 --> 00:29:58,799
They got him to minus six. They said, tell me enough,

627
00:29:58,799 --> 00:30:00,720
and we can still work on him then, because minus

628
00:30:00,720 --> 00:30:03,680
twelve he's as hard as a coffin nail, So you

629
00:30:03,720 --> 00:30:05,480
can operate. You can suck around with a fill at

630
00:30:05,559 --> 00:30:08,960
minus six, put a load of brownish water. And they

631
00:30:09,000 --> 00:30:13,599
also found the yeast biomes microbiomes in that too, So

632
00:30:13,680 --> 00:30:16,960
you know what I mean. Basically, the fucking geek the

633
00:30:17,079 --> 00:30:18,799
float out of him.

634
00:30:18,920 --> 00:30:23,160
Speaker 2: It's you're eating gig brewd people, ye learned scientists.

635
00:30:23,240 --> 00:30:25,920
Speaker 1: And I've guarantee you we'll be on holiday sometime in

636
00:30:26,319 --> 00:30:29,680
Milan and the be utsy loafs for fucking sale likely.

637
00:30:29,880 --> 00:30:32,200
You know what I mean this, You got have a

638
00:30:32,240 --> 00:30:35,519
fucking canoli over here. It's made of fucking utsy fucking toenails.

639
00:30:35,599 --> 00:30:40,039
You know, great, great, that's fucking great. The whole world

640
00:30:40,160 --> 00:30:42,559
is going to fucking go absolutely fucking gag.

641
00:30:42,880 --> 00:30:43,440
Speaker 2: This is good.

642
00:30:43,680 --> 00:30:44,440
Speaker 1: We're all going.

643
00:30:44,319 --> 00:30:48,359
Speaker 2: Under another It could catch off and we all beaten

644
00:30:48,759 --> 00:30:55,480
loaves pain pointed here because we matcha cappuccinos in Starbucks.

645
00:30:55,880 --> 00:30:59,359
Speaker 1: You know, we have been called it better than the

646
00:30:59,359 --> 00:31:02,240
fucking Simpsons of late. We have been willing things into existence.

647
00:31:02,279 --> 00:31:03,920
We almost I kind of got it wrong, but I

648
00:31:03,960 --> 00:31:07,680
think Bye, we almost willed Mikey Graham into message to

649
00:31:07,680 --> 00:31:10,160
Saturday Night was like, Mike, we will Mikey Graham at

650
00:31:10,160 --> 00:31:13,359
to play with Boison. It was as you said, Brian McFadden.

651
00:31:13,400 --> 00:31:15,920
But like you know, I think we think we might

652
00:31:15,960 --> 00:31:16,559
have mentioned.

653
00:31:16,599 --> 00:31:18,440
Speaker 2: Bringing Mikey and out of the not for me to

654
00:31:18,440 --> 00:31:19,200
claim it, Tom, I'll.

655
00:31:20,680 --> 00:31:23,920
Speaker 1: I'm telling you now, there'll be another fucking mad outbreak

656
00:31:23,960 --> 00:31:26,839
of people fucking just going. What they'll be doing is

657
00:31:26,880 --> 00:31:31,680
just destroying delicatessens and bakeries, just like rabbit fucking animals.

658
00:31:31,279 --> 00:31:32,319
Speaker 2: Be destroying the titles.

659
00:31:34,759 --> 00:31:36,400
Speaker 1: Jerry be the safest man in the world. I'm sorry,

660
00:31:36,440 --> 00:31:36,839
I just I.

661
00:31:36,839 --> 00:31:41,359
Speaker 2: Just can't not for me. Yeah, commre Tom, We're going

662
00:31:41,440 --> 00:31:43,920
to rock and roll, Let's see. God damn, I can't

663
00:31:43,920 --> 00:31:45,559
wait for the comments. Section on that one. But from

664
00:31:45,559 --> 00:31:47,319
now we're going to rock and roll. Into the closing

665
00:31:47,359 --> 00:31:50,000
segment of the Tom and Jerry Show, we take a

666
00:31:50,000 --> 00:31:52,759
look back at our oh long lines.

667
00:31:53,759 --> 00:31:53,960
Speaker 1: You know.

668
00:31:54,039 --> 00:31:56,799
Speaker 2: The segment is called we Remember when when I was

669
00:31:56,839 --> 00:31:59,720
a young lad, twenty or thirty or forty years ago,

670
00:31:59,799 --> 00:32:03,000
the Harson, We remember when Tom was always things that

671
00:32:03,039 --> 00:32:05,519
have happened in our lifetime that when you look back,

672
00:32:05,559 --> 00:32:08,079
it's like, wow, it's maddened, that kind of that we

673
00:32:08,079 --> 00:32:10,400
were there for the start, middle, and you know the

674
00:32:10,400 --> 00:32:12,200
way things are going the end of these things.

675
00:32:13,119 --> 00:32:13,240
Speaker 1: Uh.

676
00:32:13,640 --> 00:32:17,720
Speaker 2: In particular, this was inspired by the fact that Toy

677
00:32:17,759 --> 00:32:25,319
Story five KG is out this week single. We are

678
00:32:25,599 --> 00:32:27,079
very much looking forward to it, and this has We're

679
00:32:27,079 --> 00:32:31,680
a big toy story family, always have been, always, I

680
00:32:31,759 --> 00:32:35,039
dare say, will be. But it's it's it's it's the

681
00:32:35,079 --> 00:32:40,440
standard these days of Tom, Computer Animation, Pixar, the Shreks

682
00:32:40,440 --> 00:32:44,319
and the and the toy Stories and all this. Here's

683
00:32:44,359 --> 00:32:47,599
the thing you and I were around before any of that.

684
00:32:48,359 --> 00:32:50,079
Speaker 1: I was only just like I was trying to explain

685
00:32:50,119 --> 00:32:52,519
the Mad Ship to the two small for the recently,

686
00:32:52,559 --> 00:32:54,519
and I know I've talked about it, but one that

687
00:32:54,599 --> 00:32:57,559
came up was biker mice from Mars. And he's looking

688
00:32:57,599 --> 00:33:00,200
at me. Now. He didn't say folk off because mad

689
00:33:00,240 --> 00:33:02,839
coming out of six year old. Although I've heard some

690
00:33:02,880 --> 00:33:04,519
fucking things of training here this even though it might

691
00:33:04,559 --> 00:33:08,640
be having a chat tomorrow now. But he looked at

692
00:33:08,680 --> 00:33:10,920
me like I was mentally he was like, what, No

693
00:33:12,200 --> 00:33:14,200
explained this to me? Break this down for me. I went,

694
00:33:14,359 --> 00:33:17,279
I do one better. Let's watch it. I says, this

695
00:33:17,359 --> 00:33:23,359
biker like my motor cyclist rats sitting on a yeah,

696
00:33:23,400 --> 00:33:27,079
like they're mostly they're not local boys either. Yeah, different Mars.

697
00:33:27,079 --> 00:33:29,599
It's like that's a lot going on. I went, do

698
00:33:29,599 --> 00:33:32,000
you know it really is? And that was Cartoons of

699
00:33:32,039 --> 00:33:34,119
the Year, Earthwarm, Gym and the like, and I put

700
00:33:34,119 --> 00:33:39,359
it on, thinking this blast nostalgia and he was like

701
00:33:40,119 --> 00:33:43,400
he was looking at it like the same way when

702
00:33:43,440 --> 00:33:45,519
we were kids. If somebody puts like a Buster Keaton

703
00:33:45,599 --> 00:33:50,599
movie on, ye is this archaic ship?

704
00:33:51,079 --> 00:33:52,319
Speaker 2: Where's the other dimension?

705
00:33:52,839 --> 00:33:56,079
Speaker 1: Yeah? Where's the other dimension? Like what he wasn't given out.

706
00:33:56,160 --> 00:33:58,599
He was like, was this did you watch Did you

707
00:33:58,640 --> 00:34:02,640
watch this? I was like, yeah, yeah, well that that is.

708
00:34:02,599 --> 00:34:04,680
Speaker 2: The thing Tom, that like every cartoon that you and

709
00:34:04,720 --> 00:34:06,680
I watched as a young fellow, whether it was like

710
00:34:06,720 --> 00:34:09,280
The Simpsons from the fifth from the sixties all the

711
00:34:09,280 --> 00:34:12,280
way through to any Disney movies that came our way

712
00:34:12,360 --> 00:34:15,320
two or belowd Turtles and He Man and beyond, was

713
00:34:15,360 --> 00:34:18,320
your standard pencil and pen and pencil drawn ye to

714
00:34:18,440 --> 00:34:21,079
the animation all the way up to The Simpsons done

715
00:34:21,119 --> 00:34:26,760
with a pen and paper by incredibly stressed Japanese animation

716
00:34:26,920 --> 00:34:30,320
studio working their fingers to the bone and then run.

717
00:34:30,360 --> 00:34:33,119
About nineteen ninety five, Toy Story came out as being

718
00:34:33,159 --> 00:34:38,880
the world's very first computer animated film. The very first

719
00:34:39,199 --> 00:34:42,559
was the very first feature film, right there had been

720
00:34:42,920 --> 00:34:45,159
shorts and bits and pieces, and an actual fact, the

721
00:34:45,239 --> 00:34:47,920
very first time I've seen anything that was computer animated

722
00:34:49,119 --> 00:34:52,199
was the video for Dire Straits Money for Nothing, And

723
00:34:52,239 --> 00:34:56,000
you had these little PlayStation one man walking around the place,

724
00:34:56,480 --> 00:34:59,480
barely humanoid. You have to kind of look at it

725
00:34:59,519 --> 00:35:02,840
to see the It wasn't just like a pile of boxes, yes, yeah, yeah.

726
00:35:02,719 --> 00:35:05,519
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah yeah yeah, And that's where I suppose that's

727
00:35:05,599 --> 00:35:09,400
where it was. The ground was broke there and it

728
00:35:09,559 --> 00:35:14,679
just opened a whole new business because and I guess

729
00:35:14,679 --> 00:35:17,320
people stress out there, like when new things come around

730
00:35:17,320 --> 00:35:19,079
the corner. Obviously AI is coming around the corner, and

731
00:35:19,119 --> 00:35:21,119
they've kind of had to put stipulations in place. Whore

732
00:35:21,119 --> 00:35:22,559
like you gotta be robbing our jobs.

733
00:35:22,800 --> 00:35:24,000
Speaker 2: You can't just do everything.

734
00:35:24,039 --> 00:35:28,840
Speaker 1: But if there's one thing you find people are unreal

735
00:35:29,079 --> 00:35:31,039
and making a gig out of a thing, like, there'll

736
00:35:31,079 --> 00:35:33,400
be the next thing around the corner will have to

737
00:35:33,440 --> 00:35:36,239
involve humans, you know what I mean, Like it'll get

738
00:35:36,239 --> 00:35:38,280
to a point where you're like, oh, sure that may

739
00:35:38,320 --> 00:35:41,639
be less humans or whatever, but they it'll always there'll

740
00:35:41,639 --> 00:35:44,320
be some cute tour come in and go hold on

741
00:35:44,360 --> 00:35:49,320
a second, And that's just that's that's just what computer

742
00:35:49,400 --> 00:35:51,639
graphics and and the like did, like when it came

743
00:35:52,000 --> 00:35:52,920
fully animated.

744
00:35:54,519 --> 00:35:57,000
Speaker 2: I gotta tell you, like, you know, I want to say, tom, like,

745
00:35:57,480 --> 00:36:00,840
we didn't grow up in a golden age of animation.

746
00:36:00,920 --> 00:36:02,960
If you look at the animated movies that came out

747
00:36:03,039 --> 00:36:05,719
now I was, I got to the cinema twice a year,

748
00:36:05,800 --> 00:36:08,159
and we didn't have a video player for longest time,

749
00:36:08,239 --> 00:36:11,079
so you didn't get to see an awful lot. But

750
00:36:11,159 --> 00:36:13,679
now with respect and if anybody has fun memories of

751
00:36:13,679 --> 00:36:16,440
all dogs go to heaven and an American tale, this

752
00:36:16,599 --> 00:36:19,760
kind of thing, like it wasn't the glory years of Disney.

753
00:36:19,800 --> 00:36:21,639
Even Disney had kind of fucking run the ground at

754
00:36:21,639 --> 00:36:22,440
that stage.

755
00:36:22,079 --> 00:36:27,440
Speaker 1: Ian after Banger, I do remember going to see Fiveley

756
00:36:27,719 --> 00:36:31,079
and it was a cartoon. No, I can remember it,

757
00:36:31,199 --> 00:36:35,519
not blowing my mind, but gone, I've never gone this

758
00:36:35,679 --> 00:36:36,679
thinking this is good.

759
00:36:37,039 --> 00:36:40,119
Speaker 2: But well, yeah, well, I remember we were talking about

760
00:36:40,119 --> 00:36:43,039
school tours a couple of weeks ago for a for

761
00:36:43,079 --> 00:36:45,800
a faith friends trip, for our confirmation trip. I think

762
00:36:45,800 --> 00:36:48,239
it was we were taking to see the Jungle Book

763
00:36:48,280 --> 00:36:50,480
re released. That's all I remember. I've seen a bunch

764
00:36:50,519 --> 00:36:52,480
of Disney movies that had been out for fifty years,

765
00:36:52,480 --> 00:36:55,760
but to re release them into the cinema for money,

766
00:36:55,800 --> 00:36:58,880
I suppose. And we're all there twelve looking at this,

767
00:36:58,960 --> 00:37:00,639
going like, well, this is the last cartoon now ever

768
00:37:00,719 --> 00:37:06,360
fucking watch. Sorry, we're done, And then in nineteen ninety

769
00:37:06,360 --> 00:37:09,239
five outcomes twy Story. Now I will say Tom, I

770
00:37:09,360 --> 00:37:11,480
was too old for and I know you were a

771
00:37:11,519 --> 00:37:14,039
year below me, but I say you were older than

772
00:37:14,119 --> 00:37:15,880
me in age, not older than me in age, but

773
00:37:15,960 --> 00:37:17,840
older than me and spirit. And it wasn't the way

774
00:37:18,199 --> 00:37:19,639
chance in hell we were going to go with fift.

775
00:37:20,199 --> 00:37:22,480
Speaker 1: That's a nice way of saying tammy or an old cunt.

776
00:37:22,639 --> 00:37:26,599
Young elsehold when you're you're an old fucker, when you're

777
00:37:26,599 --> 00:37:27,440
a young fucker. Yeah.

778
00:37:27,519 --> 00:37:30,360
Speaker 2: Yeah. I could see the adsw twice story and I

779
00:37:30,400 --> 00:37:32,920
was like, I'm not a baby anymore, but fuck me,

780
00:37:32,960 --> 00:37:35,760
I kind of like, that's that looks like it's good.

781
00:37:35,880 --> 00:37:38,559
Speaker 1: Crack. That looks like it's I do. I definitely don't

782
00:37:38,599 --> 00:37:39,840
think I went to the cinema to see it, but

783
00:37:39,880 --> 00:37:42,239
I definitely want. I got myself to see because it

784
00:37:42,280 --> 00:37:45,400
was just we hadn't broken ground with anything sure cartoons

785
00:37:45,400 --> 00:37:47,719
that they were pretty much doing the same thing they

786
00:37:47,719 --> 00:37:50,840
were when Mickey Mouse was, you know, smacking himself over

787
00:37:50,840 --> 00:37:53,440
the head with a fucking mallet like our Popeye was

788
00:37:53,440 --> 00:37:57,880
cracking open cans right up until that point.

789
00:37:58,280 --> 00:38:00,239
Speaker 2: And I gotta tell you, Tom, here's a when we

790
00:38:00,280 --> 00:38:03,960
say we remember when we remember a time when grown

791
00:38:04,039 --> 00:38:05,400
ups didn't watch cartoons.

792
00:38:06,159 --> 00:38:09,719
Speaker 1: That's a major thing, because jeeus.

793
00:38:09,440 --> 00:38:11,920
Speaker 2: This thing of being Disney adults wasn't a thing at

794
00:38:11,920 --> 00:38:12,239
the time.

795
00:38:12,840 --> 00:38:15,519
Speaker 1: Well, I it's the first time actually hearing that.

796
00:38:15,599 --> 00:38:17,000
Speaker 2: You never heard the phrase Disney adults.

797
00:38:17,039 --> 00:38:19,920
Speaker 1: No, never, never people, Yeah, I'd be I like, and

798
00:38:20,360 --> 00:38:22,800
it's it gets you all the way to and it's.

799
00:38:22,880 --> 00:38:24,639
It was a very smart thing to do because they

800
00:38:25,000 --> 00:38:28,840
quickly realized that if we're going to get adults to

801
00:38:28,840 --> 00:38:32,320
come to these feature length films, yes that are cartoons

802
00:38:32,360 --> 00:38:35,719
for kids, we better start writing in some stuff. Do

803
00:38:35,760 --> 00:38:36,360
you know what I mean?

804
00:38:36,480 --> 00:38:37,119
Speaker 2: This is the thing.

805
00:38:37,199 --> 00:38:39,519
Speaker 1: Yes, go on and you start writing in your and

806
00:38:39,559 --> 00:38:42,079
then it's almost like when when I did the Panto.

807
00:38:42,079 --> 00:38:45,000
At the time, my only sole purpose was to be

808
00:38:45,039 --> 00:38:49,960
a real person, over the top comedian, real person amongst

809
00:38:50,480 --> 00:38:53,679
panto characters. And I would literally walk up with this mustache.

810
00:38:54,000 --> 00:38:58,360
God yeah, and all the adults in room going thank.

811
00:38:58,280 --> 00:39:00,400
Speaker 2: God, yeah exactly, because that's.

812
00:39:00,280 --> 00:39:03,920
Speaker 1: They'll take a stick of their beer, going okay, all right, here's.

813
00:39:03,519 --> 00:39:05,760
Speaker 2: What here's what it was. Now. When when we were small,

814
00:39:05,760 --> 00:39:07,320
if we ever went to the cinema, we'd be dropped

815
00:39:07,320 --> 00:39:10,079
at the cinema. I'm going to go do the she

816
00:39:10,159 --> 00:39:11,960
weren't gonna come in and fucking watch the cartoons.

817
00:39:12,199 --> 00:39:12,719
Speaker 1: Face.

818
00:39:14,159 --> 00:39:17,480
Speaker 2: But you know, obviously the makers of these things decide

819
00:39:17,519 --> 00:39:19,119
like it's it's one thing to get the kids money,

820
00:39:19,159 --> 00:39:20,760
but we want the parents money as well. So, like

821
00:39:20,800 --> 00:39:23,119
you said yourself, you throw in a couple of jokes

822
00:39:23,159 --> 00:39:26,119
from mom and dad, and all of a sudden, it's

823
00:39:26,199 --> 00:39:29,599
it's it's Yes, it's a spectacular three D animated movie,

824
00:39:29,599 --> 00:39:31,679
but it's also something that the whole family will want

825
00:39:31,679 --> 00:39:33,119
to go see. And I'm telling you that, I'll tell

826
00:39:33,159 --> 00:39:35,039
you this, tell anybody that asked me.

827
00:39:35,159 --> 00:39:35,320
Speaker 1: Right.

828
00:39:36,239 --> 00:39:37,840
Speaker 2: I didn't see Thy Story in the cinema because I

829
00:39:37,880 --> 00:39:40,599
was too old for it. But yet, somehow, five years later,

830
00:39:40,719 --> 00:39:42,920
when I was at college and Toy Story two came out,

831
00:39:42,960 --> 00:39:45,079
I was there fucking open a day with like three

832
00:39:45,199 --> 00:39:48,079
or four other lives. We fucking roared their holes off,

833
00:39:48,239 --> 00:39:50,760
laugh and the whole time. That's the funniest shit I've

834
00:39:50,800 --> 00:39:53,400
ever seen in my life. Up to that point, that

835
00:39:53,559 --> 00:39:58,039
was just like genuinely funny, great movie. And after that time,

836
00:39:58,079 --> 00:40:00,920
it was like, okay, what else you got?

837
00:40:01,239 --> 00:40:03,400
Speaker 1: Because that's it. There's no fucking way I would have

838
00:40:03,400 --> 00:40:05,920
sat down to watch a cartoon. I wouldn't even through

839
00:40:06,000 --> 00:40:09,599
my twenties and like, but then I started the grasp.

840
00:40:09,599 --> 00:40:11,599
I was like, oh wait, they're writing it also for

841
00:40:11,679 --> 00:40:13,639
us all right up until very recently we went to

842
00:40:13,639 --> 00:40:20,880
see the Super Mario, Yes, super animated, Like you know what,

843
00:40:20,920 --> 00:40:24,440
I mean get more animated, but hilarious, you.

844
00:40:24,400 --> 00:40:26,480
Speaker 2: Know, thrown in gags for the family.

845
00:40:27,159 --> 00:40:30,239
Speaker 1: Yeah, and they do it so well that it subtly

846
00:40:30,280 --> 00:40:32,920
flies over the kids' heads, Like because the two guys

847
00:40:32,920 --> 00:40:35,400
beside me, they're going, okay on the next scene, I'm

848
00:40:35,480 --> 00:40:38,519
cracking my whole laughing because they're like, okay, that's good.

849
00:40:38,079 --> 00:40:40,920
Speaker 2: And you know now that this newfangle three D animation

850
00:40:41,159 --> 00:40:43,079
was a thing and Disney were making money hand over

851
00:40:43,119 --> 00:40:45,760
fist with these things. Others followed suit, and that's when

852
00:40:45,760 --> 00:40:48,239
you had the likes of Shrek come along and Shrek.

853
00:40:48,519 --> 00:40:50,960
I'm going to tell you right now, Shrek was written

854
00:40:51,000 --> 00:40:53,480
for adults and produced for kids.

855
00:40:54,000 --> 00:40:56,960
Speaker 1: What Like I couldn't believe that it actually when it

856
00:40:57,079 --> 00:40:58,840
when I saw it first, I went, why in a

857
00:40:58,880 --> 00:41:00,000
parallel fucking universe?

858
00:41:00,760 --> 00:41:03,800
Speaker 2: I am loving this, like this is love of this,

859
00:41:04,039 --> 00:41:06,679
like it's it's not like a childish thing. That's just

860
00:41:06,679 --> 00:41:08,719
just straight out funny. And I remember going to see

861
00:41:08,719 --> 00:41:10,480
Shrek too in the cinema and the talk.

862
00:41:10,760 --> 00:41:15,840
Speaker 1: Of a Friday evening, like a Friday evening, like yeah.

863
00:41:15,880 --> 00:41:19,199
Speaker 2: You know, and and and not a not not a

864
00:41:19,199 --> 00:41:21,239
single child and it was just like a four to

865
00:41:21,320 --> 00:41:23,840
five hundred grown ass adults in a hard to please

866
00:41:23,920 --> 00:41:26,760
turn toms laugh.

867
00:41:26,599 --> 00:41:30,639
Speaker 1: And notoriously please. Yeah, I'm gonna tell you that much.

868
00:41:30,920 --> 00:41:33,039
Speaker 2: And and I reckon. We had a couple of good

869
00:41:33,119 --> 00:41:35,480
years of that where it was like, okay, lads, this

870
00:41:35,519 --> 00:41:37,760
is a new thing. Keep the quality high and then

871
00:41:38,280 --> 00:41:41,079
let loose the dog shit because now anybody could do

872
00:41:41,119 --> 00:41:46,679
it and any fucking nonsense. And you know, quality dipped, it.

873
00:41:48,519 --> 00:41:51,480
Speaker 1: Really did. But I think quality dipped on all because

874
00:41:51,480 --> 00:41:53,400
we're you're going for the comedy to these things. You're

875
00:41:53,400 --> 00:41:55,039
not going for sucking the story, right, you know what

876
00:41:55,039 --> 00:41:59,360
I mean? But comedy has dipped fucking cat in the

877
00:41:59,440 --> 00:42:03,320
last couple of years. I I've attempted to watch three

878
00:42:03,360 --> 00:42:07,079
different comedies in the last couple of weeks on between

879
00:42:07,159 --> 00:42:12,199
Netflix and Amazon and fuck Major. It's like, I don't know,

880
00:42:12,320 --> 00:42:14,960
they've just clipped all the wings of any fucking humor

881
00:42:15,000 --> 00:42:18,599
that be anything, or it's a regurgitation, a poor regurgitation,

882
00:42:18,719 --> 00:42:20,679
or something that's been done already, even you got it

883
00:42:20,719 --> 00:42:23,400
down to now Will Ferle is making complete another ship

884
00:42:23,960 --> 00:42:25,800
like he went to make a golf movie there recently,

885
00:42:25,880 --> 00:42:27,159
Like no, no, no, no.

886
00:42:26,920 --> 00:42:29,480
Speaker 2: You're comedy and you participate in enough sports there well

887
00:42:29,599 --> 00:42:32,800
and yeah, copy and paste. And we've seen you with

888
00:42:32,840 --> 00:42:34,960
ice skating, you're good. You're good. If we're going to

889
00:42:35,000 --> 00:42:36,840
do what you've seen you with the Eurovision, we're all right.

890
00:42:37,280 --> 00:42:39,960
We know that. What's your what's your mileage? Tom with

891
00:42:40,039 --> 00:42:41,960
the young man, does he does he watch feature length

892
00:42:42,159 --> 00:42:44,679
animated movies? Are just us grown ups? No?

893
00:42:44,760 --> 00:42:47,320
Speaker 1: He will, he'll now, he'll get there like at six.

894
00:42:47,400 --> 00:42:49,519
He'll get there, all right. And we went recently to

895
00:42:49,559 --> 00:42:51,960
see one called Goat and it was a bit of

896
00:42:52,000 --> 00:42:53,079
goat playing basketball.

897
00:42:53,159 --> 00:42:53,760
Speaker 2: I missed one.

898
00:42:54,159 --> 00:42:55,800
Speaker 1: Shite grant shite.

899
00:42:56,840 --> 00:42:59,119
Speaker 2: You see. This is the thing now everybody's out of Tom,

900
00:42:59,360 --> 00:43:02,519
you know, and it has become a commonplace and the

901
00:43:02,599 --> 00:43:06,400
quality has has slid, But not for nothing. We were

902
00:43:06,440 --> 00:43:08,599
there at that, I dare say, I want to say.

903
00:43:09,280 --> 00:43:11,360
We weren't there for the golden age of two D

904
00:43:11,440 --> 00:43:13,440
animation back in the day, but we were there for

905
00:43:13,480 --> 00:43:15,000
the golden age at three D when this thing was

906
00:43:15,000 --> 00:43:17,480
Brand's Bank. Can do you genuinely had seen nothing like it,

907
00:43:17,519 --> 00:43:19,199
And even though it was made for kids, they wanted

908
00:43:19,199 --> 00:43:23,280
the adults money, so they made extra effort to get

909
00:43:23,320 --> 00:43:24,920
the adults money. Here's the thing. I want to tell

910
00:43:24,920 --> 00:43:28,559
you them. Right to D animation. We all know how

911
00:43:28,639 --> 00:43:31,440
that's made. You know, you draw a picture on a page,

912
00:43:31,519 --> 00:43:32,960
and you turn the page and you draw the same

913
00:43:33,000 --> 00:43:35,280
picture on you wee bit different, and then you keep

914
00:43:35,360 --> 00:43:37,239
doing that thousands of times and you flick it all

915
00:43:37,280 --> 00:43:40,719
together and it looks like fucking the biker mice from

916
00:43:40,760 --> 00:43:44,000
Mars or rolling off to the sunset. We were here

917
00:43:44,039 --> 00:43:47,599
for the advent of three D animation. To this day,

918
00:43:47,760 --> 00:43:50,440
thirty years after the release of the first toy story,

919
00:43:50,639 --> 00:43:52,679
I have no fucking clue how to do it.

920
00:43:52,679 --> 00:43:56,039
Speaker 1: It was tried to it. It was explained to me

921
00:43:56,440 --> 00:44:01,199
by a very nice fella from North of Ireland who

922
00:44:01,239 --> 00:44:06,880
has made BASIC's company went uh fucking gangbusters as a

923
00:44:06,920 --> 00:44:10,920
result of the effects that they did for Game of Thrones,

924
00:44:11,400 --> 00:44:14,639
did great fucking giants, did dragons and dragons and ship.

925
00:44:16,320 --> 00:44:21,559
The same guy, he understood the opportunity was worked through

926
00:44:21,639 --> 00:44:23,239
the night when I was needed. You know, one of

927
00:44:23,239 --> 00:44:25,400
these fellos got done, but he was trying to explain

928
00:44:26,280 --> 00:44:31,599
these dragons to me and how, and he got lighted

929
00:44:31,679 --> 00:44:34,559
the third sentence and you can see this poor old

930
00:44:34,639 --> 00:44:38,199
lace come over my face. He's like a fuck it magic.

931
00:44:38,039 --> 00:44:41,000
Speaker 2: And yeah, good enough, good enough movie magic. That's what

932
00:44:41,000 --> 00:44:43,880
it is good because like I get that you build

933
00:44:43,920 --> 00:44:46,920
it as a as a as a three D thing

934
00:44:47,039 --> 00:44:51,519
in a computer, but when do you when do you

935
00:44:51,559 --> 00:44:53,400
when do you take the picture of it? When do

936
00:44:53,440 --> 00:44:54,960
you take the picture of it and then move it

937
00:44:55,000 --> 00:44:57,519
a little bit and take another picture? That just happened automatically,

938
00:44:57,599 --> 00:44:58,039
I think it is.

939
00:44:58,199 --> 00:45:01,679
Speaker 1: I used to be able to draw in three the buildings,

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so you would give each point a value, so the

941
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x y and z, so x y left and right

942
00:45:07,679 --> 00:45:11,079
and z had been up the way and that would

943
00:45:11,119 --> 00:45:13,079
be you just give each point of value. And that

944
00:45:13,159 --> 00:45:14,679
was kind of how he got it across to me

945
00:45:14,719 --> 00:45:17,039
a little bit. But it was because I was going,

946
00:45:17,280 --> 00:45:19,960
this is a piece of basically just right into the programs,

947
00:45:20,079 --> 00:45:22,320
not really just because now us you you do have

948
00:45:22,360 --> 00:45:24,480
an artist impression of the dragon up on the wall.

949
00:45:25,159 --> 00:45:28,000
That dragon needs to be fucking moving now and it

950
00:45:28,039 --> 00:45:32,159
needs to look this shit like. And then you're talking

951
00:45:32,199 --> 00:45:34,280
about the same three dimensional stuff having to lay it

952
00:45:34,280 --> 00:45:37,039
over green screen and things, you know, And it's like geees,

953
00:45:37,559 --> 00:45:40,400
because it lent itself. It exploded from there, the three

954
00:45:40,480 --> 00:45:42,840
D animation, but it lent itself then to be able

955
00:45:42,840 --> 00:45:47,239
to be plugged into feature length real films. In that scenario,

956
00:45:47,239 --> 00:45:50,039
we're even sucking a dragon that clearly isn't there at all,

957
00:45:50,119 --> 00:45:52,800
doll flying around the sky. I mean, the highest way

958
00:45:52,800 --> 00:45:54,519
that we had was like Masters of the Universe with

959
00:45:54,559 --> 00:45:56,639
sparks and the odd lightning bolt, you know what I mean.

960
00:45:57,079 --> 00:45:59,840
And yeah, yeah, that was the height of the SFX

961
00:46:00,119 --> 00:46:02,719
we had. But then, as you said, the three D

962
00:46:02,800 --> 00:46:04,360
animation just opened the door to.

963
00:46:04,360 --> 00:46:07,760
Speaker 2: All the animation, you know, And I kind of it's

964
00:46:07,760 --> 00:46:09,840
so odd, Tom, I can kind of understand how you

965
00:46:09,880 --> 00:46:13,079
would get a terminator running around in a Terminator movie,

966
00:46:13,079 --> 00:46:15,000
but like with something with ty story where it's like

967
00:46:15,079 --> 00:46:20,840
all nothing, no, nothing exists, all completely done. Yeah yeah, computer,

968
00:46:22,119 --> 00:46:24,159
computer and a man's voice and a woman's voice and

969
00:46:24,199 --> 00:46:27,440
that's it. No, don't don't get it. Don't get a buddy.

970
00:46:27,679 --> 00:46:30,920
Speaker 1: I know, I don't understand I and it can. But

971
00:46:31,000 --> 00:46:32,559
sometimes it can be kind of lost on you too,

972
00:46:32,559 --> 00:46:34,400
because you can give too much fucking effort to the

973
00:46:34,440 --> 00:46:37,320
notion of what it is. Like funny is funny, you

974
00:46:37,320 --> 00:46:38,599
know what I mean? Like you get the speak with

975
00:46:38,639 --> 00:46:40,440
me that were aiming for all the other things and

976
00:46:40,480 --> 00:46:42,840
the shock to everybody that the speakable me was funny

977
00:46:42,960 --> 00:46:45,079
was the lads who weren't even speaking English. The little

978
00:46:45,079 --> 00:46:46,800
tick text shell yels.

979
00:46:46,480 --> 00:46:49,119
Speaker 2: And now you can't move. There's another Minions film coming

980
00:46:49,159 --> 00:46:50,519
out as well this summer as well. I think they're

981
00:46:50,599 --> 00:46:52,960
up to about by by air count in the house.

982
00:46:53,000 --> 00:46:54,760
This is this will be number seven when you add

983
00:46:54,800 --> 00:46:55,199
them all up.

984
00:46:56,159 --> 00:46:58,320
Speaker 1: Okay, six of fast me by anyway, I'll tell you.

985
00:46:58,280 --> 00:47:01,760
Speaker 2: That you know, when we say things out, stay are

986
00:47:01,800 --> 00:47:04,360
welcome or we're aging out of it a little bit

987
00:47:04,400 --> 00:47:06,360
in this house, but we're very much looking forward to

988
00:47:06,440 --> 00:47:10,480
tie Story five, Tom, And as you say yourself, let's

989
00:47:10,480 --> 00:47:12,559
see what comes next. Let's see what comes next.

990
00:47:12,719 --> 00:47:14,599
Speaker 1: The main thing is that Tom Hanks is still getting

991
00:47:14,599 --> 00:47:17,119
plenty of orc anyway, this is it. And by the way,

992
00:47:17,199 --> 00:47:20,000
if any anybody who because I'm going to get Jerry

993
00:47:20,000 --> 00:47:22,880
down and I want you to do the joke. Do you

994
00:47:22,920 --> 00:47:24,880
did that bit you did when you manage tie in

995
00:47:25,000 --> 00:47:28,559
toy story into a bit about a medical examination. We

996
00:47:29,000 --> 00:47:30,800
get that, loved it. I love it.

997
00:47:30,960 --> 00:47:33,360
Speaker 2: I want to leave your one tidbit. And my wife

998
00:47:33,360 --> 00:47:35,039
told me this for like ten years and I was like,

999
00:47:35,320 --> 00:47:39,360
you're having me on your your you're fucking having me on?

1000
00:47:39,559 --> 00:47:41,079
Speaker 1: Or this is a dub talking to a culture now

1001
00:47:41,119 --> 00:47:42,039
is at this this moment?

1002
00:47:42,639 --> 00:47:45,519
Speaker 2: Yeah, Like, no, that's true, that's that's true. You can

1003
00:47:45,519 --> 00:47:47,320
tell anybody that that's true. And I'm like, no, So

1004
00:47:47,360 --> 00:47:49,199
I'm about to tell the listenership with the Tom and

1005
00:47:49,239 --> 00:47:52,920
Jerry podcast believe me if you want, don't believe you want.

1006
00:47:53,480 --> 00:47:55,239
Tom Hanks does the voice of Woody enty story?

1007
00:47:55,280 --> 00:47:56,639
Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, but you're not.

1008
00:47:56,880 --> 00:47:59,480
Speaker 2: Tom Hanks is too busy to be the voice of

1009
00:48:00,039 --> 00:48:02,800
Woody in when you buy a Woody toy or when

1010
00:48:02,800 --> 00:48:05,440
you when Woody shows up in a computer game. Tom

1011
00:48:05,480 --> 00:48:06,679
Hanks doesn't come in and go, what do you want

1012
00:48:06,719 --> 00:48:09,079
me to say? Howdy, partner, press start per start the game.

1013
00:48:09,239 --> 00:48:11,519
I'm too busy for that ship. You know. If you

1014
00:48:11,599 --> 00:48:14,400
get a toy story read long book and you press

1015
00:48:14,440 --> 00:48:17,960
the button to make Woody's voice, that's not Tom Hanks.

1016
00:48:17,960 --> 00:48:19,719
Speaker 1: Hold on, so are you telling me like mister t

1017
00:48:20,039 --> 00:48:22,360
isn't on the GPS and I.

1018
00:48:23,400 --> 00:48:25,440
Speaker 2: But I'll tell you this is the best one of it, right,

1019
00:48:25,519 --> 00:48:27,679
I'm like, okay, which is so far? Or if if

1020
00:48:27,800 --> 00:48:30,280
if Woody's in Disneyland or some ship like that, and

1021
00:48:30,280 --> 00:48:32,480
He's like, how you partner even must be this told ride,

1022
00:48:32,519 --> 00:48:34,800
this ride or whatever the fuck it might be. That's

1023
00:48:34,800 --> 00:48:38,480
not Tom Hanks. That's Tom Hanks's brother, Jimmy Hanks.

1024
00:48:38,679 --> 00:48:45,079
Speaker 1: Fuck off. It's like Stallone's fucking brother stepping in for

1025
00:48:45,199 --> 00:48:55,199
whenever he needed abs. Fu Off, She goes Google.

1026
00:48:55,360 --> 00:48:57,639
Speaker 2: I was, I won't dignify it with a Google. You're

1027
00:48:57,679 --> 00:49:01,360
not getting me. I don't believe you, And then I

1028
00:49:01,400 --> 00:49:03,599
did Google you. There you go, Tom Hanks's brother, Jimmy

1029
00:49:03,639 --> 00:49:05,800
Hanks stepping in, scooping up all that woody money.

1030
00:49:06,320 --> 00:49:08,920
Speaker 1: We need a new there's a new cafe after opening

1031
00:49:08,920 --> 00:49:12,159
in the Supervaluan Tip Town. He might cut the ribbon

1032
00:49:12,199 --> 00:49:16,159
on it there, so you're serious, Jimmy fucking Hanks. Jimmy,

1033
00:49:16,599 --> 00:49:18,639
that's out. Do you know, Jimmy Hanks sounds like a

1034
00:49:18,639 --> 00:49:27,679
fill of the place country in Western and dunbet Jerry

1035
00:49:27,880 --> 00:49:28,280
never know.

1036
00:49:28,360 --> 00:49:30,559
Speaker 2: But I'm not you know what?

1037
00:49:30,559 --> 00:49:32,440
Speaker 1: I want people to challenge you on that. I'm not gonna.

1038
00:49:32,800 --> 00:49:34,039
I want to challenge me on a cheerley.

1039
00:49:34,079 --> 00:49:36,760
Speaker 2: You can challenge me on the social media channels at

1040
00:49:36,880 --> 00:49:39,320
Tom and Jerry Show. Tom would a tea, Jerry would

1041
00:49:39,360 --> 00:49:42,320
a g will get us on Instagram where we hang out.

1042
00:49:42,960 --> 00:49:45,239
You can find Tom Over on Instagram as well at

1043
00:49:45,280 --> 00:49:47,599
Tom O'Mahoney and I am at Jerry McBride with a

1044
00:49:47,679 --> 00:49:50,280
g over on Blue Sky. We have one comment in

1045
00:49:50,360 --> 00:49:54,760
from last week's episode Our Hair and scarem Bank called

1046
00:49:54,800 --> 00:50:00,360
a Blader Skou episode Mick m Smith twenty ten and there

1047
00:50:00,400 --> 00:50:04,320
you go, says, very funny, great crackfeller holidays, Thank you Mick,

1048
00:50:04,440 --> 00:50:09,639
and then he signs off Mick Madeira, Now are you

1049
00:50:09,679 --> 00:50:13,199
in Madeira Spain? Or did you just throw in your

1050
00:50:13,199 --> 00:50:14,079
favorite cake at the end?

1051
00:50:14,119 --> 00:50:17,039
Speaker 1: There, I'm one hundred percent reckon it's his favorite cake.

1052
00:50:17,360 --> 00:50:19,239
Speaker 2: There you go, Well, he's very much.

1053
00:50:19,320 --> 00:50:23,639
Speaker 1: He's he's in Bundoran at the minute and he just

1054
00:50:23,719 --> 00:50:27,239
eaten some fucking cake and that's what it is. Yeah, yeah,

1055
00:50:27,239 --> 00:50:29,440
the very best best of all of you from Tom

1056
00:50:29,679 --> 00:50:31,159
Victorious Sponge.

1057
00:50:32,559 --> 00:50:35,480
Speaker 2: You know, he's he's he's sort of he's dictating that

1058
00:50:35,559 --> 00:50:38,719
into into Siri, you know, Siri write this out. And

1059
00:50:38,760 --> 00:50:40,320
then just as he's at like, you know, someone comes

1060
00:50:40,320 --> 00:50:42,519
along and you want cake make it Like yeah, yeah,

1061
00:50:42,880 --> 00:50:47,719
I love the podcast, love the show Madeira. What else

1062
00:50:47,760 --> 00:50:49,079
have we got? Wait?

1063
00:50:49,199 --> 00:50:51,239
Speaker 1: Is Madeira is in Spain? It's Portugal.

1064
00:50:52,119 --> 00:50:55,880
Speaker 2: What you know, you're the geography man, Tom, Yes, the

1065
00:50:55,880 --> 00:50:58,320
brother building a house out there, and there you go.

1066
00:50:58,519 --> 00:51:01,840
John chimes in on Instagram just to say that the

1067
00:51:01,960 --> 00:51:05,280
name of our microphones, our road microphone. He says, are

1068
00:51:05,320 --> 00:51:07,800
you getting roaded by technology? I like that.

1069
00:51:08,239 --> 00:51:10,199
Speaker 1: That's you know what, that's an effort. There's an effort

1070
00:51:10,199 --> 00:51:13,000
put in there, and not everybody's, not all of mesers,

1071
00:51:13,000 --> 00:51:14,400
but there's an eff put in there, and I like that.

1072
00:51:14,599 --> 00:51:15,639
I like it, and sleg too.

1073
00:51:16,159 --> 00:51:18,320
Speaker 2: When the audio is poor here we say we're road rotten.

1074
00:51:18,599 --> 00:51:19,480
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1075
00:51:19,519 --> 00:51:22,519
Speaker 2: And then William James, you're right, Tom, these aren't all

1076
00:51:22,519 --> 00:51:23,920
going to be winners if you're not even gonna fucking

1077
00:51:23,960 --> 00:51:24,639
smile at mine.

1078
00:51:26,119 --> 00:51:27,519
Speaker 1: I did that kind of a mood. Now I got

1079
00:51:27,559 --> 00:51:29,119
fucking shown up by fourteen year.

1080
00:51:28,960 --> 00:51:31,599
Speaker 2: Old Yeah, John, you and me both. Mandam's just a

1081
00:51:31,920 --> 00:51:35,440
hard audience. This week, William asks if you invented a sport,

1082
00:51:35,559 --> 00:51:37,679
what would it be? I think we I think we

1083
00:51:37,840 --> 00:51:42,159
covered this with sterred induced carroled freestyle diving.

1084
00:51:42,800 --> 00:51:46,119
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, it'd be all all all bets are

1085
00:51:46,119 --> 00:51:48,400
off like but I will I definitely there's loads of

1086
00:51:48,440 --> 00:51:51,880
things out like in that could do with improven like

1087
00:51:53,440 --> 00:51:57,880
I think zero zero tackle rules in soccer, widen the

1088
00:51:57,920 --> 00:52:01,400
goals and maybe put you know, put fucking fire or

1089
00:52:01,440 --> 00:52:02,599
barbarire around the pitch.

1090
00:52:03,159 --> 00:52:05,920
Speaker 2: And then I'm going to give you two words. Tom

1091
00:52:06,760 --> 00:52:09,159
HiT's gonna give you two words, and to William as well,

1092
00:52:09,159 --> 00:52:10,639
and to the listeners of Tom and Jerry Schul I'm

1093
00:52:10,679 --> 00:52:12,519
not gonna expand on it. It's gonna give you these

1094
00:52:12,519 --> 00:52:18,039
two words tackle golf nice. Yeah, there you go.

1095
00:52:18,079 --> 00:52:19,039
Speaker 1: I'm with you on all of that.

1096
00:52:19,639 --> 00:52:20,880
Speaker 2: I like these fine people. Do that.

1097
00:52:20,960 --> 00:52:23,079
Speaker 1: HTE subscribing whatever platform you're on, just like the lad's

1098
00:52:23,079 --> 00:52:25,320
commenting over on Spotify. And when you're there, give it

1099
00:52:25,360 --> 00:52:26,960
the five stars or the five tons, up for the

1100
00:52:27,000 --> 00:52:29,960
five whatever you can give it, give the maximum results

1101
00:52:30,239 --> 00:52:33,199
hit subscribe to and the bell icon so that pops

1102
00:52:33,199 --> 00:52:34,960
in every single tour stay and if you wouldn't mind

1103
00:52:35,000 --> 00:52:37,400
sharing it with the friends and family, that'll be absolutely fantastic.

1104
00:52:37,719 --> 00:52:40,079
Jar I'm going to go draw my sorrows after being

1105
00:52:40,119 --> 00:52:44,039
embarrassed by a child this evening with some more ridiculous

1106
00:52:44,039 --> 00:52:46,760
amounts of Madeira kick Madeira kick.

1107
00:52:46,679 --> 00:52:48,320
Speaker 2: For all, all right, go on, take care of body.

1108
00:52:48,320 --> 00:52:49,039
Good look