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<v Speaker 1>In one one Lynchintago Orlando's Rock Station one O one

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<v Speaker 1>one WJR are a couple of things to remind you

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<v Speaker 1>final week for Rock the Bank cash giveaways thirteen more

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, the other thing you mentioned, you say it, we

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<v Speaker 2>play it. If you haven't got your voting for which

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<v Speaker 2>Post Malone and jelly Roll and we have.

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<v Speaker 1>These all week. We picked somebody at random who takes

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<v Speaker 1>a moment to vote. You got till nine for that

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<v Speaker 1>JR Facebook. All right. Obviously there's been quite a bit

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<v Speaker 1>of scrutiny and focus and attention on the antiquated air

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<v Speaker 1>traffic control system in our country. Yeah uh, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>in some instances some of this equipment dating back to

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<v Speaker 1>the nineteen sixties and the current push to try to

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<v Speaker 1>update that, and rightfully, so, there's other things to be

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<v Speaker 1>concerned about at airports. Well, let's just get right to it.

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<v Speaker 1>Security issues still continue to present themselves. We had another

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<v Speaker 1>security breach on Saturday and one of the busiest airports

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<v Speaker 1>in the entire country, O'Hare in Chicago. Was it. We

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<v Speaker 1>had a door dash delivery driver end up. Wait, he

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<v Speaker 1>was crossing runways, accessed a secure area and it actually

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<v Speaker 1>ended up out in the tarmac area and criss crossed

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<v Speaker 1>several Was he trying to do it delivery? Yes, yes,

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<v Speaker 1>you're doing it wrong. Is he just following GPS and not?

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<v Speaker 1>Come on, Bud, what GPS is going to take you

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<v Speaker 1>out of the tarmac at O'Hare A really bad one noon?

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<v Speaker 1>Noone on a Saturday. You know how many flights are

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<v Speaker 1>coming in and out of O'Hare on a midday Saturday. Tons. God, man,

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<v Speaker 1>it was an honest mistake by the delivery driver. He

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<v Speaker 1>uh he The air traffic control tower guy spotted him,

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<v Speaker 1>as if they don't have enough to do already. Oh god,

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<v Speaker 1>some door dash? Is that a door dash guy did?

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<v Speaker 1>What do you guys want to door dash again?

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<v Speaker 2>You want a burrito again? Frank, don't you? I see

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<v Speaker 2>the stories? And I mentioned this briefly yesterday. I don't

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<v Speaker 2>know if it was on the air or not. But

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<v Speaker 2>when I see these stories about fast track a fast

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<v Speaker 2>tracking air traffic controllers, you know, because they don't have enough,

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<v Speaker 2>that's a little unnerving.

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<v Speaker 1>They're not. They are not fast tracking their their education.

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<v Speaker 1>They still have to go through the required courses. It's

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<v Speaker 1>just they're able to actually get into the job place quicker.

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<v Speaker 1>They're cutting some of the red tape there because of

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<v Speaker 1>the shortage on the traffic controllers. So I could never

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<v Speaker 1>That is not a job, I know. No, no, no, no, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>you could never do it. No, I know I could

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<v Speaker 1>never do it. With my directional sense, it's right over there.

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<v Speaker 1>I'd be the guide clear for landing, driving the door

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<v Speaker 1>to act on a tarmac. Hey, little fun fact to

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<v Speaker 1>share with you in idiotology this morning. Oh like fun facts?

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<v Speaker 2>Uh.

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<v Speaker 1>Carmel by the Sea in California, Clint Eastwood used to

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<v Speaker 1>be the mariff Carmel by the Sea. Did you know

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<v Speaker 1>that that town has a law that requires a permit

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<v Speaker 1>for anyone wearing high heels that measure more than two inches.

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<v Speaker 1>You got to get a permit. What's the reasoning? The

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<v Speaker 1>law went into effect in nineteen sixty three, exists for

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<v Speaker 1>a very valid reason. Oh, people tripping on the on

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<v Speaker 1>the nice roads. The many cypress and monterey pine trees

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<v Speaker 1>in the area have roots that have grown through the concrete,

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<v Speaker 1>which is presented a tripping hazard. The law requires a

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<v Speaker 1>high heel permit to prevent people from suing the city

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<v Speaker 1>if they trip over a route while wearing unwise footwear

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<v Speaker 1>for the environment. The permits are free, and a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of visitors to the town just get one to say

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<v Speaker 1>they have it as a souvenir, even if no heels

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<v Speaker 1>are involved on square choices.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm sure other people that are visiting don't even know.

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<v Speaker 2>I've been to Carmel. I didn't know about that that rule.

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<v Speaker 1>Wow.

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<v Speaker 2>Somebody said two two five six about the door dash driver.

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<v Speaker 2>He's built different anything for that twenty dollars tip.

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<v Speaker 1>Runway one nine or DoorDash driver.

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<v Speaker 2>And somebody Chris the garbage man takes in, Haha, we

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<v Speaker 2>got Carmel by the leg's condos right here in Cassebary.

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<v Speaker 1>I know, all right, go ahead and buckle in here

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<v Speaker 1>we get a headline. This is the first headline of

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<v Speaker 1>the week, I believe.

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<v Speaker 2>Hold on, let me pall out three quid order it's

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<v Speaker 2>been a little delayed because there's so much stuff in there.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, has me bring this into his recorder so

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<v Speaker 1>he can transcribe it later for consideration. I'm telling this

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<v Speaker 1>is going to be the only one. Man plotted to

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<v Speaker 1>feed his romantic rival's body to pigs with help from

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<v Speaker 1>a nun, one thousand dollars and a good bottle of bourbon. Wow.

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<v Speaker 1>Man plotted to feed his romantic rival's body two pigs

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<v Speaker 1>with help from a nun, one thousand dollars and a

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<v Speaker 1>good bottle of bourbon. Facing federal guy in New York

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<v Speaker 1>facing federal charges, he attempted to have a romantic rival

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<v Speaker 1>killed and the body fed to pigs. He fled guilty

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<v Speaker 1>to the deranged plot. What is a romantic rival? Somebody

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<v Speaker 1>else going after the same chick? It sounds like it's

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<v Speaker 1>a dude. According to the criminal complaint, the informant told

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<v Speaker 1>authorities that the suspect had asked him to a fire

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<v Speaker 1>to a car which belonged to the mother of an

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<v Speaker 1>incarcerated man who shared a child with Guy's girlfriend. The

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<v Speaker 1>mother was scheduled to testify at a custody hearing for

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<v Speaker 1>the child, and he sought to prevent her from attending.

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<v Speaker 1>The informant told agents that he'd been used as an

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<v Speaker 1>enforcer by this guy. This guy, Jill Sutherland. He's fifty

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<v Speaker 1>seven years old. Where did the nun and the bottle

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<v Speaker 1>of bourbon come in? I'm just still trying to sift

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<v Speaker 1>through all this. This is like pages long. He intended

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<v Speaker 1>to dispose of the body at a hog farm in Pennsylvania.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a good place.

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<v Speaker 2>Not that any of you should dispose of the body there,

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<v Speaker 2>but hog farm. Yeah, oh yeah, they eat the whole thing,

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<v Speaker 2>said the informant.

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<v Speaker 1>Then his girl. His then girlfriend had different plans for

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<v Speaker 1>the man, saying that she wanted him strapped to a

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<v Speaker 1>chair so she could hit him with a baseball bat.

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<v Speaker 1>He also noted she would fold like, wow, what is

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<v Speaker 1>wrong with you?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh okay, here we got hit the fan jesus, I'm

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<v Speaker 2>just giving you a warning.

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<v Speaker 1>Why is it not on the on the chair because

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<v Speaker 1>we're gonna go live here for rock News and I

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<v Speaker 1>didn't want the unsightly visual of a box fan behind me. Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>people know what it is. It's the fart fan.

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<v Speaker 2>I almost just volunteered it because they're cooking eggs out there.

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<v Speaker 1>Omelets. It smells just like it bring it all over again.

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<v Speaker 2>And I said, hey, we got the fart fan, and

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<v Speaker 2>like four different women looked at me and just kind

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<v Speaker 2>of like.

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<v Speaker 1>What's he did? He just say the fart fan? Okay. Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>he's gonna run a van from a nun for two

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<v Speaker 1>hundred and fifty bucks. Then he was gonna pay the farmer,

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<v Speaker 1>the hog farmer, thousand bucks in the bottle of bourbon.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh that's making more sense because the bottle of bourbona'm

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<v Speaker 2>picture and the nun. Somebody said that's headline of the year. Hey, Bob,

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<v Speaker 2>can I ask you a favor? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>What do you need? Man? You still got the hog

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<v Speaker 1>hog farm? Background? Sound a fit? Okay, I clearly here

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<v Speaker 1>you still have the hog farm.

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<v Speaker 2>Eh.

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<v Speaker 1>What do you need? I get a little trash, little trash.

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<v Speaker 1>I need to dispose of this thousand bucks in it

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<v Speaker 1>for you, good bird, bottle of burb I can, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I can make that happen. What kind do you want?

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<v Speaker 2>Hogs won't eat teeth. The fact that you know that

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<v Speaker 2>at two two five two sakes need to catch DUTs

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<v Speaker 2>that you're on a list somewhere. Yeah, and honestly, wait, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>they eat somebody else. They eat everything, but the teeth.

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<v Speaker 2>You need goats to eat the tea. You guys, ladies.

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<v Speaker 1>Wait, we're enablers. We're the ones who have for twenty

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<v Speaker 1>five years pointed out the number of lakes in our

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<v Speaker 1>general vicinity. Say no more, and that we don't need

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<v Speaker 1>to go down in that conversation.

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<v Speaker 2>But the teeth, I mean, they just go down in

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<v Speaker 2>the mud because my whole dogs are playing in mud.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh I sucked a booger bag, say r Art reluctantly,