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Speaker 1: JR Facebook. All right. Obviously there's been quite a bit
Speaker 1: of scrutiny and focus and attention on the antiquated air
Speaker 1: traffic control system in our country. Yeah uh, you know,
Speaker 1: in some instances some of this equipment dating back to
Speaker 1: the nineteen sixties and the current push to try to
Speaker 1: update that, and rightfully, so, there's other things to be
Speaker 1: concerned about at airports. Well, let's just get right to it.
Speaker 1: Security issues still continue to present themselves. We had another
Speaker 1: security breach on Saturday and one of the busiest airports
Speaker 1: in the entire country, O'Hare in Chicago. Was it. We
Speaker 1: had a door dash delivery driver end up. Wait, he
Speaker 1: was crossing runways, accessed a secure area and it actually
Speaker 1: ended up out in the tarmac area and criss crossed
Speaker 1: several Was he trying to do it delivery? Yes, yes,
Speaker 1: you're doing it wrong. Is he just following GPS and not?
Speaker 1: Come on, Bud, what GPS is going to take you
Speaker 1: out of the tarmac at O'Hare A really bad one noon?
Speaker 1: Noone on a Saturday. You know how many flights are
Speaker 1: coming in and out of O'Hare on a midday Saturday. Tons. God, man,
Speaker 1: it was an honest mistake by the delivery driver. He
Speaker 1: uh he The air traffic control tower guy spotted him,
Speaker 1: as if they don't have enough to do already. Oh god,
Speaker 1: some door dash? Is that a door dash guy did?
Speaker 1: What do you guys want to door dash again?
Speaker 2: You want a burrito again? Frank, don't you? I see
Speaker 2: the stories? And I mentioned this briefly yesterday. I don't
Speaker 2: know if it was on the air or not. But
Speaker 2: when I see these stories about fast track a fast
Speaker 2: tracking air traffic controllers, you know, because they don't have enough,
Speaker 2: that's a little unnerving.
Speaker 1: They're not. They are not fast tracking their their education.
Speaker 1: They still have to go through the required courses. It's
Speaker 1: just they're able to actually get into the job place quicker.
Speaker 1: They're cutting some of the red tape there because of
Speaker 1: the shortage on the traffic controllers. So I could never
Speaker 1: That is not a job, I know. No, no, no, no, oh,
Speaker 1: you could never do it. No, I know I could
Speaker 1: never do it. With my directional sense, it's right over there.
Speaker 1: I'd be the guide clear for landing, driving the door
Speaker 1: to act on a tarmac. Hey, little fun fact to
Speaker 1: share with you in idiotology this morning. Oh like fun facts?
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 1: Carmel by the Sea in California, Clint Eastwood used to
Speaker 1: be the mariff Carmel by the Sea. Did you know
Speaker 1: that that town has a law that requires a permit
Speaker 1: for anyone wearing high heels that measure more than two inches.
Speaker 1: You got to get a permit. What's the reasoning? The
Speaker 1: law went into effect in nineteen sixty three, exists for
Speaker 1: a very valid reason. Oh, people tripping on the on
Speaker 1: the nice roads. The many cypress and monterey pine trees
Speaker 1: in the area have roots that have grown through the concrete,
Speaker 1: which is presented a tripping hazard. The law requires a
Speaker 1: high heel permit to prevent people from suing the city
Speaker 1: if they trip over a route while wearing unwise footwear
Speaker 1: for the environment. The permits are free, and a lot
Speaker 1: of visitors to the town just get one to say
Speaker 1: they have it as a souvenir, even if no heels
Speaker 1: are involved on square choices.
Speaker 2: I'm sure other people that are visiting don't even know.
Speaker 2: I've been to Carmel. I didn't know about that that rule.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 2: Somebody said two two five six about the door dash driver.
Speaker 2: He's built different anything for that twenty dollars tip.
Speaker 1: Runway one nine or DoorDash driver.
Speaker 2: And somebody Chris the garbage man takes in, Haha, we
Speaker 2: got Carmel by the leg's condos right here in Cassebary.
Speaker 1: I know, all right, go ahead and buckle in here
Speaker 1: we get a headline. This is the first headline of
Speaker 1: the week, I believe.
Speaker 2: Hold on, let me pall out three quid order it's
Speaker 2: been a little delayed because there's so much stuff in there.
Speaker 1: All right, has me bring this into his recorder so
Speaker 1: he can transcribe it later for consideration. I'm telling this
Speaker 1: is going to be the only one. Man plotted to
Speaker 1: feed his romantic rival's body to pigs with help from
Speaker 1: a nun, one thousand dollars and a good bottle of bourbon. Wow.
Speaker 1: Man plotted to feed his romantic rival's body two pigs
Speaker 1: with help from a nun, one thousand dollars and a
Speaker 1: good bottle of bourbon. Facing federal guy in New York
Speaker 1: facing federal charges, he attempted to have a romantic rival
Speaker 1: killed and the body fed to pigs. He fled guilty
Speaker 1: to the deranged plot. What is a romantic rival? Somebody
Speaker 1: else going after the same chick? It sounds like it's
Speaker 1: a dude. According to the criminal complaint, the informant told
Speaker 1: authorities that the suspect had asked him to a fire
Speaker 1: to a car which belonged to the mother of an
Speaker 1: incarcerated man who shared a child with Guy's girlfriend. The
Speaker 1: mother was scheduled to testify at a custody hearing for
Speaker 1: the child, and he sought to prevent her from attending.
Speaker 1: The informant told agents that he'd been used as an
Speaker 1: enforcer by this guy. This guy, Jill Sutherland. He's fifty
Speaker 1: seven years old. Where did the nun and the bottle
Speaker 1: of bourbon come in? I'm just still trying to sift
Speaker 1: through all this. This is like pages long. He intended
Speaker 1: to dispose of the body at a hog farm in Pennsylvania.
Speaker 1: It's a good place.
Speaker 2: Not that any of you should dispose of the body there,
Speaker 2: but hog farm. Yeah, oh yeah, they eat the whole thing,
Speaker 2: said the informant.
Speaker 1: Then his girl. His then girlfriend had different plans for
Speaker 1: the man, saying that she wanted him strapped to a
Speaker 1: chair so she could hit him with a baseball bat.
Speaker 1: He also noted she would fold like, wow, what is
Speaker 1: wrong with you?
Speaker 2: Oh okay, here we got hit the fan jesus, I'm
Speaker 2: just giving you a warning.
Speaker 1: Why is it not on the on the chair because
Speaker 1: we're gonna go live here for rock News and I
Speaker 1: didn't want the unsightly visual of a box fan behind me. Oh,
Speaker 1: people know what it is. It's the fart fan.
Speaker 2: I almost just volunteered it because they're cooking eggs out there.
Speaker 1: Omelets. It smells just like it bring it all over again.
Speaker 2: And I said, hey, we got the fart fan, and
Speaker 2: like four different women looked at me and just kind
Speaker 2: of like.
Speaker 1: What's he did? He just say the fart fan? Okay. Oh,
Speaker 1: he's gonna run a van from a nun for two
Speaker 1: hundred and fifty bucks. Then he was gonna pay the farmer,
Speaker 1: the hog farmer, thousand bucks in the bottle of bourbon.
Speaker 2: Oh that's making more sense because the bottle of bourbona'm
Speaker 2: picture and the nun. Somebody said that's headline of the year. Hey, Bob,
Speaker 2: can I ask you a favor? Yeah?
Speaker 1: What do you need? Man? You still got the hog
Speaker 1: hog farm? Background? Sound a fit? Okay, I clearly here
Speaker 1: you still have the hog farm.
Speaker 2: Eh.
Speaker 1: What do you need? I get a little trash, little trash.
Speaker 1: I need to dispose of this thousand bucks in it
Speaker 1: for you, good bird, bottle of burb I can, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I can make that happen. What kind do you want?
Speaker 2: Hogs won't eat teeth. The fact that you know that
Speaker 2: at two two five two sakes need to catch DUTs
Speaker 2: that you're on a list somewhere. Yeah, and honestly, wait, yeah,
Speaker 2: they eat somebody else. They eat everything, but the teeth.
Speaker 2: You need goats to eat the tea. You guys, ladies.
Speaker 1: Wait, we're enablers. We're the ones who have for twenty
Speaker 1: five years pointed out the number of lakes in our
Speaker 1: general vicinity. Say no more, and that we don't need
Speaker 1: to go down in that conversation.
Speaker 2: But the teeth, I mean, they just go down in
Speaker 2: the mud because my whole dogs are playing in mud.
Speaker 2: Oh I sucked a booger bag, say r Art reluctantly,