Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 2: I don't get political, but it seems these days that
Speaker 2: by the time I go up a ladder and come
Speaker 2: back down again, we've changed woman prime minister. I don't
Speaker 2: know what's going on at all. Maybe if I'm patient enough,
Speaker 2: I'll get a turn. If so, prepare to see some
Speaker 2: sweeping reforms in the field of steam engineering.
Speaker 1: I can tell you that.
Speaker 3: Hello everybody, and welcome to what will be the shortest
Speaker 3: ever episode of the Tom and Jerry Show with myself,
Speaker 3: Jerry McBride and himself Tom. O'Mahoney, because even though we
Speaker 3: love every single listener to the Tom and Jerry Show, Tom,
Speaker 3: you are mistaken. If you think I'm sitting in the
Speaker 3: hottest room in the house on the hottest day of
Speaker 3: the year, I am turning into soup over here.
Speaker 1: Watch this now, people watched us, Just watch us. You'll
Speaker 1: know by the end of it that Jerry's probably done
Speaker 1: an hour and twenty five minutes, given out yards and
Speaker 1: before you know it, he'll get up and go to leave,
Speaker 1: and the seat would be stuck to his anus. That'll
Speaker 1: be it.
Speaker 3: He'll have look down at the scroll bar here and
Speaker 3: you'll see it hour and forty five for all McBride's talk,
Speaker 3: but it's a hot one time.
Speaker 1: One of my favorite phrases from a heat like this
Speaker 1: is the bag wouldn't be long sticking to your leg.
Speaker 1: I think I actually invented that one myself, but I
Speaker 1: like it. I like everybody knows what it means. Do
Speaker 1: you know what speed and timing is? Is a thing
Speaker 1: er because I learned a valuable lesson at the weekend
Speaker 1: I was in. I was in Waterford and on the
Speaker 1: way back I had to come through a place called
Speaker 1: kill mc thomas. And there's one of these big airbeam
Speaker 1: or not the airbeam apple Apple Greens? Yes, and do
Speaker 1: now do like fast food Asian food? As if Asian
Speaker 1: food isn't fast enough anyway, this is even faster. And
Speaker 1: it's just one variance of the exact same fucking thing
Speaker 1: nineteen times over, kicking in shiny shit. And when you're starving,
Speaker 1: this is you know, like Corita bis sead as they
Speaker 1: say that delicious, delicious, And I ate it down with
Speaker 1: ghosto Jar and I would warm anybody who has a
Speaker 1: you know, an iron forty at least at most an
Speaker 1: Aaron forty of a drive, because that's that was where
Speaker 1: it is that's where things clocked off. Sure, an iron
Speaker 1: forty of a driver as that, and you find yourself
Speaker 1: at a service station full of cork j fans and
Speaker 1: lo and behold the door on the cubicle, absolute fucking
Speaker 1: lookally does not lock.
Speaker 3: Absolutely what I warned you about last week.
Speaker 1: It was the I honestly in my time of I
Speaker 1: mean we're talking, this was a photo finisher. I leave
Speaker 1: the family and the keys behind you, like, well, what
Speaker 1: are you getting into this ship? I had to go, no,
Speaker 1: you go start your own I will find you after
Speaker 1: an emergency, the last chopper out of Sidgon kind of
Speaker 1: scenario like this was. And then when I finally got
Speaker 1: in the door and the door doesn't even come to
Speaker 1: the thing has been like molested on the hinges and
Speaker 1: hasn't been fucking looked at in months. And you've got
Speaker 1: one hand, one index finger hold praying some youngster in
Speaker 1: a fucking cork boocket hat doesn't come flying in the
Speaker 1: door as as your Chinese comes back to see you.
Speaker 1: It was it was crazy. I'm I'm do you know
Speaker 1: what we're two days? Two days a day and a
Speaker 1: half really prior a post and yeah, that's me off
Speaker 1: the off the Asian list for a while, the fast
Speaker 1: the super fast food Asian stuff for a while. I agree,
Speaker 1: if you want to sponsor the podcast, no problem, but
Speaker 1: I can't endorse your your whatever's going on with that
Speaker 1: Chinese thing like a man can only a man's inside
Speaker 1: can only take so much MSG. And then to drink
Speaker 1: a flat white down on top of a chair. Not
Speaker 1: a good cop.
Speaker 3: I mean, like, I don't like the victim blame, nor
Speaker 3: do we like the victim blame on the Tom and Joy.
Speaker 1: I'm I have two hands in the air here, jr.
Speaker 1: Two hands, and I'm forty four years of age. Long
Speaker 1: enough I know that this combo is a terrible idea.
Speaker 1: I should have gotten a granola bar and it's just
Speaker 1: a bottle of water and a bottle of water and
Speaker 1: shut the fuck up. Instead, I ate like an asshole.
Speaker 1: Do you know the asshole who finds themselves on those
Speaker 1: TV shows? You know, thirty nine stone and goes I
Speaker 1: don't know how it happened. For like fifteen minutes, that's
Speaker 1: where my brain was at. I was that person, and
Speaker 1: thankfully I learned a lesson from my soda, all my
Speaker 1: insights and just a lesson that I've advised to anybody,
Speaker 1: go for it. But if you know where the next
Speaker 1: service station is within twenty to twenty five minutes, go
Speaker 1: for it. Go for roll the dice.
Speaker 3: But if you've got only young ones, if.
Speaker 1: You've got an arm forty minutes of back roads, don't
Speaker 1: do it. Don't fucking do it.
Speaker 3: Well there you there, there, you have the lay of
Speaker 3: the land for today's comedy output. Ladies and gentlemen. Tom's
Speaker 3: insides may not last an hour. I'm sitting here like
Speaker 3: I'm sitting in a freaking slow cooker.
Speaker 1: Do you know what you remind of? The bone you
Speaker 1: remind me of? Remember in that movie, the TV show Chernobyl,
Speaker 1: the guy that got blessed with all the protons and
Speaker 1: he just started to turn to lasagna over fucking two
Speaker 1: day period. As Jerry is like, he's, I mean, he's
Speaker 1: he's starting to crust. That's where he's starting to now,
Speaker 1: he's starting to bubble and crust. He's nice looking. If
Speaker 1: you looked into the oven door right now, but honestly,
Speaker 1: I'd say after about forty five minutes and it'll look
Speaker 1: it'll look blackened on the top, and I can last
Speaker 1: thing we need is Jerry having a black top.
Speaker 3: And that I can't even crack open a window here
Speaker 3: now because there's young guy's playing football outside. So I'll
Speaker 3: tell you what we do. I think it's best that
Speaker 3: we crack on with this show, buddy, we'll be in
Speaker 3: and out of here. And I said, well, we're not
Speaker 3: going to short change anybody when it comes to laughs
Speaker 3: that we've now that we've set out the terms and conditions.
Speaker 1: Yeah exactly, Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3: But fuck it, we've gone ahead with the show. Ladies
Speaker 3: and gentlemen, this is time for the weekly what have you.
Speaker 3: This is a very complicated case, mad You know, a
Speaker 3: lot of ian's, a lot of outs, a lot of
Speaker 3: what have you, and uh, a lot of scrans to
Speaker 3: keep in my head.
Speaker 1: Man, it had to happen, Jerry, because it was jew
Speaker 1: It was due you.
Speaker 3: Six months had passed.
Speaker 1: Yeah exactly, So I mean some sort of ceremonial bell
Speaker 1: had gone off. I'm guessing somebody would have sword had
Speaker 1: to walk up through a building somewhere. They probably had
Speaker 1: to put a strange key in a thing and then
Speaker 1: shout out something three times, turn around and kill a crow.
Speaker 1: But the latest PM from Britannia has fucking jump ship.
Speaker 3: Do you know what the funny thing about it is?
Speaker 3: Tom okay, all of it. We're recording this on Monday
Speaker 3: as British PM care starmer has stepped down by the
Speaker 3: time this episode drops on Thursday, and another British PM
Speaker 3: might have stood down. That's the rate they're going through
Speaker 3: these focus at the minute. It's but I guarantee the
Speaker 3: new guy will be still there.
Speaker 1: It's both admirable and it's at a level that the
Speaker 1: kind of shit you know, there's mad countries you hear
Speaker 1: like Truckmenistan, although no, he ain't gone anywhere for a
Speaker 1: long time, that guy. But you know these countries you're like,
Speaker 1: do you know Albania? New countries like you know, and
Speaker 1: you can't even new or even all right, you know
Speaker 1: one they're just kind of fuck acting on and finding
Speaker 1: their feet when it comes to being a government because
Speaker 1: you know, there've been this long as you know, let's say,
Speaker 1: I don't know Team War, which is only twenty years
Speaker 1: old or something, is it independence, you'd allow them to
Speaker 1: fuck actually finding their feet a bit like but these bastards, lads,
Speaker 1: you've been at it a long time and it's snowballing
Speaker 1: with like it's completely acceptable now to not take the
Speaker 1: plastic off the cover of the company phone you got.
Speaker 3: Don't cut new keys for number, don't.
Speaker 1: Even put a name on the door, just put prime
Speaker 1: minister on the door. That's it.
Speaker 3: And long term listeners to The Tom and Jerry Show,
Speaker 3: we'll know we're not a political podcast, so quite frankly
Speaker 3: that the political commings and goings of our British chums
Speaker 3: really don't interest us all that very much. But the
Speaker 3: fact that Keir Starmer six months into the job joins
Speaker 3: why my count Tom becomes I should say, by my count,
Speaker 3: the sixth prime minister to step down in the history
Speaker 3: of the Tom and Jerry Show is really something.
Speaker 1: That's a good way to put it. Look at it. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: we're still here.
Speaker 3: We haven't like swapped it out. Yeah, many have called
Speaker 3: for Tom I should be called the Tom and Hughes story.
Speaker 3: Tom Hughes Show, get rid of that Jerry fucker.
Speaker 1: Who do you think who do you think had the
Speaker 1: shortest in that time? Right? Because there's been great like
Speaker 1: we're up to fifty eight prime ministers.
Speaker 3: Right, I'm not going to fuck with no end of
Speaker 3: it now, But it seems like they're on a real
Speaker 3: hot streak of getting rid of people. I know David
Speaker 3: Cameron left like ten years ago after bregsit.
Speaker 1: Yeah he was exactly let me see.
Speaker 3: If I can even name them. Yeah, David Cameron left.
Speaker 3: And what do you call our trees of making in
Speaker 3: basically John Major in address exactly. Yeah, we don't, we
Speaker 3: don't look shame on the Tom and Jerry Show. But
Speaker 3: a ghoulish woman.
Speaker 1: Yeah, not mid type, I won't lie.
Speaker 3: You know, there's a there's a there's a there's a
Speaker 3: there's a there's a bolt for every note. But a
Speaker 3: gooulish looking woman. Boris Johnson, I want to say it
Speaker 3: came next right, and he fuck acted around for a
Speaker 3: wee bit. Yeah, and like he lasted longer than he
Speaker 3: should have, like he could have been gone within a
Speaker 3: form like let's take a bad look at this lad.
Speaker 1: They all kind of have the look for a prem
Speaker 1: you know what I mean that? Yeah, you know the
Speaker 1: oh yeah, you know they drive over, you know they
Speaker 1: like they hang out with Hays and Bouquet where.
Speaker 3: He's never done like what you or eye with glasses
Speaker 3: to be a day's work.
Speaker 1: No, And Boris Johnson always struck me as a fellow
Speaker 1: that does cocaine off dwarf's heads. Do you know what
Speaker 1: I mean? He's I would tell you one in mind, like.
Speaker 3: I'll tell you one thing for Boris Johnson. Do you
Speaker 3: know the way like every town has one of these lads,
Speaker 3: just a ladd in the pub that you know, not
Speaker 3: the fucking mess with. He's a pure bull ignorant. Yeah,
Speaker 3: like deceptively strong.
Speaker 1: Should say, the semi f that young fla. He leveled
Speaker 1: that child as some rugby tournament, like he just fucking
Speaker 1: like he didn't just he was wasn't looking another way.
Speaker 1: He dropped the shoulder on that young fla.
Speaker 3: Like he's he's like Mars Johnson's a lot of things,
Speaker 3: but I'll tell you what he is. He's a big man.
Speaker 1: He's a fucking big lump of him. But he has
Speaker 1: done behind him there like Harry Enfield has him nailed,
Speaker 1: like you know, Tim, Tim Nice, but Tim like you know,
Speaker 1: just a big foppish, fucking weirdough like with that ridiculous hair.
Speaker 3: But at the same time like Tim Nice, but Tim
Speaker 3: if he would like just crush a rabbit skull.
Speaker 1: But you you know, like Johnson was head head head
Speaker 1: of all those, He was head of all those lads
Speaker 1: in you know, skull and bones, like doing fucked up
Speaker 1: stuff like making on a basically do you know what
Speaker 1: I mean? All that's weird. Ship.
Speaker 3: He's never done a normal day in his life. Like here,
Speaker 3: who's after Johnson? I want to say, it was no
Speaker 3: trees may no, no, no, no.
Speaker 1: Liz trust Liz trusts.
Speaker 3: And now she was short because they run a thing
Speaker 3: in the paper that she wouldn't last the same amount
Speaker 3: of time as a cabbage fifty days ahead of cabbage
Speaker 3: fifty days. Yeah, yeah, I remember that day. I o
Speaker 3: by his money going on past fifty days and the
Speaker 3: heuse I'm.
Speaker 1: Looking for her, Yeah yeah, yeah, fifty days like there's
Speaker 1: there's there are fridge products in my fridge that are.
Speaker 3: Fifty days plus like that. I will have no, probably
Speaker 3: takes more than fifty days to get through a bottle
Speaker 3: of seven seas now you said it, you know. And
Speaker 3: then it was Rechi's bigger part Ricchi Suna after that,
Speaker 3: and then into Keer Starmer and now he's fucked out
Speaker 3: as well, Like I gotta tell you, when you take
Speaker 3: that into account, Tom, and then you take into account
Speaker 3: the fact that meehall Martin has been head of fen
Speaker 3: of falls since two and eleven for fifteen straight year.
Speaker 3: And it's not like he's not We're not a political podcast, Tom,
Speaker 3: but he's due a performance review, one would say, at least, right.
Speaker 1: I don't know how you like even in the company,
Speaker 1: unless you're killing it, you don't. You don't hold onto
Speaker 1: the flag that for that long. You just don't get
Speaker 1: like if you and your country I know is definitely
Speaker 1: not a company. And I know people because that's what
Speaker 1: Trump's initial thoughts was that he was going to run
Speaker 1: a country like a company or whatever, and it's not.
Speaker 1: But it's the same time. You drop the fucking ball
Speaker 1: that many times, and I know you've got a lot
Speaker 1: of fucking things to play off things, but at the
Speaker 1: same time you're.
Speaker 3: Like, here, you're not set up for success.
Speaker 1: One might say, but there's there's no recourse for failure either.
Speaker 1: But in Ireland there's no recourse. There's there's no reprocaussions,
Speaker 1: Like you just really.
Speaker 3: Isn't you just feel?
Speaker 1: You go what else?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: What else? Like what are we gonna do about? Who?
Speaker 1: Who wants this? You know what I mean?
Speaker 3: You know, the turn around and go look yeah, in
Speaker 3: Ireland they go like yeah, ever and ship, but like,
Speaker 3: come on, what do you want to do? Yeah, quit quinn.
Speaker 3: I'm not a quittor. And it's like, actually, yeah, you
Speaker 3: know what, leave him in charge for all that. Like
Speaker 3: this is madness, you know. That's like going out with
Speaker 3: someone that you fuck hate and you're like been with
Speaker 3: them a long time. Though at the same time, it's
Speaker 3: money wasted at this ditch.
Speaker 1: And if I'm not mistaken, I think our T shirt
Speaker 1: gets a lot more money in the PM now. I'm
Speaker 1: sure there's more potential as a PM to make money
Speaker 1: out down the side.
Speaker 3: With the opportunity to earn tom isn't that mad money
Speaker 3: at that on the sales the.
Speaker 1: Private the private sector after that, if you set up
Speaker 1: enough arms deals, you know, out of Afghanistan and stuff
Speaker 1: like that. I'm just saying that you could potentially end
Speaker 1: up in a nice little gig afterwards where you get
Speaker 1: show for it everywhere in the fucking mayback. But you're
Speaker 1: right in that it's admirable and laughable with the bridge
Speaker 1: all at the same time. It's laughable because they're running
Speaker 1: the fucking place into the ground and nobody seems to
Speaker 1: have a fucking hand on the tiller. But it is admirable.
Speaker 1: I think there's something to admire about either somebody having
Speaker 1: the fucking bottle to just fuck off an or for
Speaker 1: the British people to go it's a fucking disgrace. Get out,
Speaker 1: get out, you know.
Speaker 3: And like I'm soft hearted, Tom, if I had enough
Speaker 3: people yelling at me that I'm useless and I should leave,
Speaker 3: I'd be like terribly sorry for wasting your time.
Speaker 1: I had no idea that there'd be a point where
Speaker 1: you'd have like, there has to be a point where
Speaker 1: you go, yeah, they might be right at this. I
Speaker 1: might be way better a golf.
Speaker 3: You know, we've we've we as comedians, Tom know when
Speaker 3: we've outstayed our welcome on stage and we cut things short.
Speaker 3: What we don't do is like get ready for another
Speaker 3: half an hour. This lad's this is exactly an hour.
Speaker 3: Joke's more common.
Speaker 1: And you know what, you take pride in taking your
Speaker 1: licks and telling your friends. And I've talked on many
Speaker 1: podcasts about, as they say, in the business eating dicks.
Speaker 1: And we had a whole segment once upon a time
Speaker 1: called My worst giy Gamer and you're happy.
Speaker 3: To take it for a long time now.
Speaker 1: It did, But you know, what we knew when to
Speaker 1: park it. We fucking knew when to parket the last
Speaker 1: fucking sixteen years. I can tell you that point.
Speaker 3: I'll tell you that much. Here's the thing, Tom, it's
Speaker 3: it's and we're not going to spend all night talking
Speaker 3: about British politics because again we stress and let them matter.
Speaker 3: But it it's a completely different mentality from not just
Speaker 3: political life, but just job life. Like I personally, if
Speaker 3: I ever got a job, I would always say, well,
Speaker 3: this is my job now, and I will do this
Speaker 3: for as long as I can, and I will do
Speaker 3: the best I can. And I may not like it,
Speaker 3: but this is the job and we're going to we're
Speaker 3: going to keep going on it. And then you'd meet
Speaker 3: lads that will be just like quitting jobs every two weeks.
Speaker 3: Fuck it, I'll go on to something else, yeah, in
Speaker 3: another place, and like but they get given a new
Speaker 3: uniform or whatever it be, and they'd be like, you know,
Speaker 3: our fucking no, actually I'm going to jump I just
Speaker 3: kept jumping ship every six months, going around the place.
Speaker 3: Now I ask you, Tom, who's right.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean if if if if? Yeah, if at
Speaker 1: first your shite move on? Yeah, do you know that
Speaker 1: that gets an element. Now, I my my thinking with
Speaker 1: these fuckers of ours is that they can't see what
Speaker 1: to do afterwards? Do you know what kind of way
Speaker 1: like well, like are they all trying to get to
Speaker 1: the pensionage and just just clip it at that? Because
Speaker 1: what do you go do after that? Because you I mean,
Speaker 1: what do you hire me Hal Martin to do? Do
Speaker 1: you know what I mean? Maybe make a decent school
Speaker 1: principle or something like that, But what do you hire
Speaker 1: him to do? Because you can't put him out front
Speaker 1: of the house, you know as a sales guy, you know,
Speaker 1: because you've got a big windows firm and you know,
Speaker 1: like you do. You see a lot of sports stars
Speaker 1: end up falling into gigs like that where they go,
Speaker 1: I'm kind of the face of you know, the pm
Speaker 1: group or you know, I'm kind of the face of
Speaker 1: KPMG and Munster or whatever, and that's the thing that happens.
Speaker 1: You're like, yeah, he's an affable character, and he's nice,
Speaker 1: he shakes hands and he knows how to you know,
Speaker 1: buy a drink and buy there's nothing. There's nothing you
Speaker 1: can do with me. While Martin's sure the other end of.
Speaker 3: Things, Tom could I put forward a counter argument, retire bitch.
Speaker 1: Fuck could sit in the house.
Speaker 3: There's nobody sit in the house anymore.
Speaker 1: They want they want to fuck a pensioner. They want
Speaker 1: the pension.
Speaker 3: I know, I know this. I know it's a whole
Speaker 3: different mentality, but I've said it to you, Tom. There's
Speaker 3: I have a I have a in my head, and
Speaker 3: it's not high. If I ever got that amount of
Speaker 3: money into my hand, you would never fucking hear from me.
Speaker 3: Ye yeah, yeah, yeah. You'd sign up sign in for
Speaker 3: the podcast next Monday, and I just wouldn't be there.
Speaker 3: I'd be like, good Will hunting. You'd be rapping on
Speaker 3: the door. Yeah, I guess he ain't here, Will ain't
Speaker 3: home today, I'll be gone.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah. And I do you know what I I
Speaker 1: it dug into my brain. I was like, well, okay, well,
Speaker 1: what's the residing the thing with all these uh these pms.
Speaker 1: And something I remember hearing before was that the I
Speaker 1: know we have the likes of klongoes here, but which
Speaker 1: you know shapes boys for the future. Yeah, doesn't it
Speaker 1: just eating eating twenty of the fifty odd that's some
Speaker 1: percentage twenty of the of the of the the fifty
Speaker 1: eight pms went to eating. Now, I mean if that
Speaker 1: doesn't tell you, you know, you know the likes of
Speaker 1: Boris Johnson, David Cameron, I know they went. You know,
Speaker 1: there's and they have all the look at that pudgy
Speaker 1: school boy look like seven went to Harrow, which is
Speaker 1: essentially the same thing. You know. I think Bennett comber
Speaker 1: Back went to Harrow on the Hill, you know, Westminster.
Speaker 1: I think there was six uh fucking and Winchester College,
Speaker 1: which again is they're all four cheeks of the one arts,
Speaker 1: if you know what I mean, Like Richie sun as
Speaker 1: Soon that went to that, and you get that the
Speaker 1: odd ones like and typically their labor that went to
Speaker 1: as they call him, grammar schools, you know, regular schools.
Speaker 1: But like you know what I mean, like you know
Speaker 1: what I mean, they were they're either pupposed for the
Speaker 1: time like whatever, being driven by somebody who went to
Speaker 1: fucking eating behind them, like but when you look at
Speaker 1: it then it's it's you look at them. I just went, well,
Speaker 1: I wonder if they're in similar you know, I'm guessing
Speaker 1: not many t shocks went to my school, I can
Speaker 1: tell you and lo and behold, Yeah, well we all
Speaker 1: know Leo Radker. I mean he's more Tory than fucking
Speaker 1: the Tories. He went to wait here where he went
Speaker 1: to school? On? Go on, where do you reckon?
Speaker 3: He went to school? I know he's I know he's
Speaker 3: at our direction. So he went to like Castle Knock he.
Speaker 1: Went no, no, no, no, he went no no, no, no.
Speaker 3: No no no, not the lowly Castle Knock.
Speaker 1: Not lowly Castle Arch isn't enough. And I was thinking, oh,
Speaker 1: did he go to a crowd with you know, a
Speaker 1: decent sports program, because that's where you know, Because I
Speaker 1: was like, was it Michael's or Blackrock the Big Five?
Speaker 1: Did he go to? He probably went to Clongos did
Speaker 1: He probably went to clong Goes with the rule and
Speaker 1: of course he didn't play any fucking sports he went
Speaker 1: to and it's famous for something else these days. He
Speaker 1: went to King's Hospital School.
Speaker 3: Who who many with this institution? No, I you know,
Speaker 3: I gotta tell you concerned myself where people.
Speaker 1: Went to school a certain No, am I wrong? Or
Speaker 1: because you're more up to date with the news, a
Speaker 1: certain chat hanging out outside the school gates? Oh no,
Speaker 1: that's that's not a hospital school as well?
Speaker 3: No, it might be all right, but that's in Westmead,
Speaker 3: will you?
Speaker 1: Oh on a second, hold on, I.
Speaker 3: Gotta tell you to everyone, and then I'll be talking
Speaker 3: to people and to be talking about where they went
Speaker 3: to school, this, that and the other not you know,
Speaker 3: so and so he went to school here, and I'll
Speaker 3: be like, we're grown ass men and women here. What
Speaker 3: the fuck do we care where? People?
Speaker 1: I know?
Speaker 3: Yeah, just a whole different world, you know, it's a
Speaker 3: whole different ballgame. I turned around, go like, well, I
Speaker 3: went to school in Tech and character across.
Speaker 1: It's yeah, well it's not a millionmized. It's in Palmerstown,
Speaker 1: isn't Okay?
Speaker 3: Palmerstown is out their way here.
Speaker 1: Right, Okay? Well okay, well.
Speaker 3: Full of fucking soft handed. Yeah, come fight in Palmerstown.
Speaker 3: You know where to find me. You know where to
Speaker 3: find me?
Speaker 1: Where did you know me?
Speaker 3: In the clan Silane?
Speaker 1: I got because people I'm eating pizza with the kids,
Speaker 1: because people are shouting out what we call Wilson's Hospital
Speaker 1: School even more protty.
Speaker 3: That was another boy, Yeah, that.
Speaker 1: Was that was what That's enough for? Right?
Speaker 3: Well, I'll tell you what, Tom. We'll wrap up this
Speaker 3: segment with a very simple question, how long do you
Speaker 3: think there's new prime minister is going to last if
Speaker 3: indeed he hasn't been fucked out by.
Speaker 1: I reckon, we should send over me home Martin. Let
Speaker 1: him become the new prime minister. Jesus would not be
Speaker 1: nice because he like he went to another what he did.
Speaker 3: We're not a political podcast, but he wouldn't need to
Speaker 3: learn much to fit right in.
Speaker 1: No, no, he wouldn't. That's what happened. But no he
Speaker 1: well do you know what Leo like I said, he
Speaker 1: torrius fuck hates poor people. You know it goes on
Speaker 1: and you know I'm from an immigrant family. You are,
Speaker 1: yet your father was a doctor. Relaxed, you went to
Speaker 1: fucking King's Hospital.
Speaker 3: You're okay, Grant, it's one of these things. Is not
Speaker 3: like the other here?
Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, you were listen.
Speaker 3: I'll tell you what Andy Burnham I want to call him.
Speaker 3: I want to say the very best. Look, hope you
Speaker 3: don't get knocked out by Christmas. And he's not like
Speaker 3: I got fifty quid riding on you being knocked out
Speaker 3: before christ and make the new year. There, buddy, what
Speaker 3: party is he? Is? He?
Speaker 1: Labor?
Speaker 3: The labor?
Speaker 1: Okay, light tell.
Speaker 3: These days to be honest with you. Ah, that's I'll
Speaker 3: tell you. Oh, we'll do Tom still as a place
Speaker 3: in the cots is guaranteed. We will. We will park
Speaker 3: the British Politics section of the Tom and Jerry Show
Speaker 3: a first for the Tom and Jerry Show there. But
Speaker 3: we never know. We might come back when the when
Speaker 3: they start walking at this guy in in three months time.
Speaker 3: Enough about those lads, Tom, I have an idea. Let's
Speaker 3: talk about this lad.
Speaker 1: Now there's that guy. This lad is right up your
Speaker 1: street and I need to know more.
Speaker 3: He Well, when you say right up my street, Tom,
Speaker 3: I think what you mean is right right tracks.
Speaker 1: Well, right up your street. Car we'll call it so yes, indeed,
Speaker 1: probably yeah, because I didn't like how you said that
Speaker 1: at all.
Speaker 3: Don't don't doesn't sound a better in my head, is
Speaker 3: what I was going to say, Tom. This week's this Lad.
Speaker 3: Everybody knows what the segment this lad is all about.
Speaker 3: It's about like a very very special person that pops
Speaker 3: more than anybody else. Just it's just like stands out
Speaker 3: among the rest for good and for ill, sometimes because
Speaker 3: they do good, sometimes because they do bad.
Speaker 1: And we'll we'll we'll hold.
Speaker 3: Jury on this one, Tom, there's a train driver in Dublin.
Speaker 3: You know it's drivers and Donny goll I'll tell you
Speaker 3: that much.
Speaker 1: Starter to Lewis. Yeah, oh no, there's not like they're
Speaker 1: all turning into greenway. It's not to sect your bikes on.
Speaker 3: You know you don't need public transport in that direction.
Speaker 3: No crab a bicycle you all right? You can cycle
Speaker 3: to the hospital forty miles away. There is a train
Speaker 3: driver way, not the Lewis train. And he has gone
Speaker 3: viral and indeed has become a known character in the
Speaker 3: last eighteen months for his charming, uplifting and motivational speeches
Speaker 3: that he makes over the train's public address system while
Speaker 3: he announces what station is next. He won't just say
Speaker 3: this train is for Docklands. He'll say this train is
Speaker 3: for Docklands, and you're looking gorgeous today. Don't let anybody
Speaker 3: bring you down. Be the best you you can be.
Speaker 3: And remember, folks, it's only a day job. It's not
Speaker 3: worth falling for. It's not the love of your life.
Speaker 3: Don't fall on your way off the train. Things like this,
Speaker 3: and he features heavily on the line that I go
Speaker 3: to and from work with. So I've heard this many
Speaker 3: many times. How do this bop around for? He goes
Speaker 3: on several lines. I mean, I guess it's like, well,
Speaker 3: you're doing this route today, you're doing that route today, whatever,
Speaker 3: or you're gone the eight o'clock shift, you're on the
Speaker 3: nine o'clock track, whatever it might be. But several times
Speaker 3: on my way to work, I have had the pleasure
Speaker 3: of getting these motivational speeches, and I wanted to know
Speaker 3: your thoughts on it, Tom.
Speaker 1: I wonder I like the general feeling of a group
Speaker 1: of people, because there's nothing like Irish people in the
Speaker 1: morning for being a bunch of cyinical cons Like you
Speaker 1: could say the nicest thing to them, like here you
Speaker 1: fucking going on?
Speaker 3: It must be said, Tom, it must be said that
Speaker 3: he is buying large, universally beloved.
Speaker 1: Some of them. I read it. I'm glad you said charming, right,
Speaker 1: because you sent this on to me and I I
Speaker 1: started reading it and I sent it on to me
Speaker 1: and I genuinely read it like the guy was having
Speaker 1: a mental breakdown. I don't know why, because can I
Speaker 1: read it? It's a fine line, Tom, Can I read
Speaker 1: it in a different tone?
Speaker 3: Please please read it out to me. Read it out
Speaker 3: to me as you read it, and I'll read it
Speaker 3: as I would have heard it, because I've heard this
Speaker 3: pant dozen times.
Speaker 1: Okay, bing bong upcoming stations on your left there, please
Speaker 1: keep all doors clear. Heading for Connley. Now it's one
Speaker 1: day is raining, but sure remember, ladies and gentlemen, this
Speaker 1: life is for living and enjoying. I suppose, so long
Speaker 1: as you're doing what you you want to do, and
Speaker 1: Christ is not. It's not hurting anybody, never hurt anywhere,
Speaker 1: and you're having fun. Who cares? What cares Jesus Christ?
Speaker 1: It was? It was just a for the output. Why
Speaker 1: does she have to throw me out? Sleep in what
Speaker 1: anybody else thinks? Let's enjoy your day.
Speaker 3: You look, you look lovely.
Speaker 1: That's anybody and like.
Speaker 3: It couldn't come across as that.
Speaker 1: That's absolutely how I read it. I didn't think this
Speaker 1: was over and eight my perd. I thought this is
Speaker 1: over a weekend with his poor No, this is you know,
Speaker 1: don't slip and fall like so it sounds like he
Speaker 1: or somebody belonged to him slipped and fell like.
Speaker 3: Slip yeah, like your life.
Speaker 1: Like it sounded like he was being fired because he
Speaker 1: was you know, your job isn't worth fucking running for
Speaker 1: because or you know, he's losing out now because he's
Speaker 1: you know, he's broke his hip or something like. It
Speaker 1: didn't sound good to me as I read it, So
Speaker 1: I'm delighted that he's a charming fellow.
Speaker 3: It's more charming. Can I read that exact same passage
Speaker 3: how he would deliver bong bong? Hey, good morning everybody.
Speaker 3: I would like to thank you for traveling with us
Speaker 3: this morning, and I hope you have a fantastic day.
Speaker 3: And remember the ladies and gentlemen, this life is for
Speaker 3: living and enjoying. So as long as you're doing what
Speaker 3: you want to do, it's not hurting anybody. You're having fun.
Speaker 3: Who cares what anybody else thinks. Thanks for your attention,
Speaker 3: and have an absolutely mashing day. Okay, I mean, now, okay,
Speaker 3: what you gotta what you gotta put yourselves in the
Speaker 3: position for? Is hearing that at like quartery eight in
Speaker 3: the morning, That's yeah?
Speaker 1: I mean, and again I would I like I like it,
Speaker 1: I like it, and I want to have that backstory.
Speaker 1: But if not having that backstory and hearing that even genuinely,
Speaker 1: even in that charpy tone, I'd go something wrong.
Speaker 3: In the in the chirpy tone. Yeah, honestly the first time,
Speaker 3: I like, cause like, here's the thing with that man.
Speaker 3: In the morning, I would have my headphones in listening
Speaker 3: to quality podcasts such as The Tom and Jerry Show. Ah,
Speaker 3: I listened to them on repeat because I just fucking
Speaker 3: love the sound of my own voice. I skip past
Speaker 3: Tom spits. Understand. You hear the announcement and you face
Speaker 3: them out because it's normally next up Broombridge, next up,
Speaker 3: you know, Docklands, whatever it might be. But then you
Speaker 3: notice that, hang on, this annuntioninente has been going on
Speaker 3: for a while, and you take your headphones out and
Speaker 3: you here's someone midspiel like this, and a little part
Speaker 3: of me sounds like it just maybe it's the fatalist
Speaker 3: in me just goes, Oh my god, he's he's going
Speaker 3: to drive this train into a wall. Yeah, he's taking
Speaker 3: us all with him. He's like, ladies and gentlemen, I
Speaker 3: just want to say, this isn't your fault. This is
Speaker 3: all on me, and I apologize in advance, but this
Speaker 3: is just something I have to do. As he speeds
Speaker 3: towards the buffers at the Dockland station as fast as
Speaker 3: the train will go.
Speaker 1: Ladies in general, I had the plans to issue all
Speaker 1: a fantastic day, but I can promise you your day is
Speaker 1: going to go exactly how my day is going. And
Speaker 1: charn fuck you.
Speaker 3: I never liked you anyway on occasion, you know, and
Speaker 3: he's very cheerful, and he's a nice guy, and I
Speaker 3: thank him for doing it, and I will say, by
Speaker 3: and large, it never annoys me. Keep it up. But
Speaker 3: every now and then he sounds like, you know, he
Speaker 3: sounds like the joker. It's like, welcome everybody, Hello, ge
Speaker 3: citizens of Gotham, enjoying your ride to work. As you
Speaker 3: hear the sound, you might have thought this was just
Speaker 3: any other day, But I promise you this is a
Speaker 3: day you will never forget.
Speaker 1: Yeah, as the clip from a grenade fucking goes flying
Speaker 1: down the fucking the corridor, Yeah, honest.
Speaker 3: To god, Like on occasion when you just sort of
Speaker 3: half catch it and you'll be half asleep in the morning,
Speaker 3: you sort of half catch this chirpy voice coming over.
Speaker 3: And it's very like, ladies and gentlemen commuters every day
Speaker 3: you travel to work, not knowing that there was work
Speaker 3: that needed to be done. I am Jigsaw and you
Speaker 3: are in my trap. There is a key lodged in
Speaker 3: your rectum. Find the key. One passenger here has a
Speaker 3: key lodged in his rectum. Find the passenger and unlodge it,
Speaker 3: or you will all die.
Speaker 1: I don't even try and reach the ca I'm at
Speaker 1: home in Castle Knock.
Speaker 3: Yes is a recording, So again, I'm terribly sorry, folks.
Speaker 3: I'm a very jaded, very cynical, very bitter on occasion,
Speaker 3: very sleepy man on the train in the morning. Rarely
Speaker 3: do I get a seat frequently? Is it hotter than
Speaker 3: it is right now? And my man comes on and
Speaker 3: he's doing his best to cheer up a thousand people
Speaker 3: on a train going to work, and for nine hundred
Speaker 3: and ninety nine of those people he succeeds. Every now
Speaker 3: and then, I'm just like buddy, I'm reading the book.
Speaker 3: I'm reading the book here.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, ton of down. Yeah. It's almost like somebody
Speaker 1: tapping on the shoulder continuously to get your attention. When
Speaker 1: you know, when you've made it obvious that you don't
Speaker 1: want to be disturbed, they're going have a wonderful.
Speaker 3: Day for I mean, like some people will be yelling
Speaker 3: at that podcast right now and going new cynical Fox.
Speaker 3: We need more people like this, We need people like
Speaker 3: this everyone. Do you really want this chap? With respect
Speaker 3: a lot of time from what do you want them?
Speaker 3: Coming over the Tanney and Tasco. Hello shoppers, how are
Speaker 3: you all doing well? Listen? I gotta tell you we
Speaker 3: have a great special on corn Flex today. And speaking
Speaker 3: about corn Flix, you're the corn flake off my eye,
Speaker 3: you beautiful being. Why don't you just keep being the
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Speaker 1: Be speaking a corn Flix? Have you gotten that that
Speaker 1: thrush checked out Thrush cream at half price in the
Speaker 1: medical aisle.
Speaker 3: I just am here to tell you that any gentleman
Speaker 3: over the age of forty five you should probably check
Speaker 3: yourself in for a prostate and call on check because
Speaker 3: you never know, all that years of eating red meat
Speaker 3: now want special could be catching up on you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there actually could be. You know, there could be.
Speaker 1: I think maybe for a sitcom or somewhere somebody is like, uh,
Speaker 1: fear of colon cancer, get yourself over to the fiber Aslee,
Speaker 1: like we have a special on Weita Bix. Like there's
Speaker 1: no there's what I I there's when people say if
Speaker 1: there's people listen to this on that train right now,
Speaker 1: and they're going, oh, yeah, that's you put the too
Speaker 1: cynical out folks. There is an element of plorabus to it,
Speaker 1: Like you've seen that TV show where everybody is a
Speaker 1: hive mind of happiness, everybody's happy. It's it's kind of
Speaker 1: creeps me out a little bit where I'm going. I
Speaker 1: it's not that I don't it's you know what it
Speaker 1: is to jar sometimes when it's I wish, I wish
Speaker 1: I wasn't so cynical. But sometimes I hear you know,
Speaker 1: you hear blokes and their influencers and stuff like that.
Speaker 1: They'll say stuff like guys, we need to be better
Speaker 1: to women, Like, yeah, what are you doing to women?
Speaker 1: You know there's something weird in me out by that
Speaker 1: kind of And I've had this from the opinion from
Speaker 1: women gone that creeps me out.
Speaker 3: When on occasion, on occasion, what it will be with
Speaker 3: me when he comes across the town, I'd be like, dude,
Speaker 3: what do you think the relationship we have is right now?
Speaker 3: Like we are not an audience for you, We're commuters,
Speaker 3: Like we just want to go for me to be
Speaker 3: do you know again this is because I'm grumpy and
Speaker 3: the morning, and you know what the problem is, I
Speaker 3: have quite often a literal pain in my whole, do
Speaker 3: you know?
Speaker 1: Do you know we can do a whole segment on
Speaker 1: the podcast and just a whole but the problem is,
Speaker 1: like we've seen the upbeat, you know, perky happy, you know,
Speaker 1: chappy flight attendants in America. Yes, hello, welcome to FI Midwell,
Speaker 1: it's that whole thing into that. But they have their
Speaker 1: spiel fucking down. They're banging it out there, They've got
Speaker 1: jokes in the middle. This guy's kind of creeping me
Speaker 1: up because it's like I did, these are inspirational quotes.
Speaker 1: You you know, you Wikipedia, you know you're on chat
Speaker 1: GVT in the morning for inspirational quotes. I get it,
Speaker 1: But dude, you've got to come in with this offline.
Speaker 1: Don't be just telling me to just not fall over,
Speaker 1: don't rush or fall you know, Jesus Christ, Like.
Speaker 3: I gotta tell you, you've been talking to me five
Speaker 3: minutes about how I should put a pep in my
Speaker 3: step and I'm a bright and shining snowflake. A I've
Speaker 3: forgotten what the next station is, buddy.
Speaker 1: The whole place fucking fumid with him because it's ship talking.
Speaker 1: Like I'm not saying it is nice to have good
Speaker 1: good customer service can sometimes catch you. But I think
Speaker 1: there's a more subtle way of going about it rather
Speaker 1: than just blurting out a big, heavy duty Remember guys,
Speaker 1: you are you are the love of your you know, yeah.
Speaker 3: You know that's it? And what can I say, Tom?
Speaker 3: To rescue puppies like myself, even love seems sharp.
Speaker 1: So I'm just like, there's a reason why I don't
Speaker 1: use public transport here.
Speaker 3: Tell you you'd be you'd be crawling along the roof
Speaker 3: of this train like speed to sort this out. So
Speaker 3: you would. But if you are indeed that lad, and
Speaker 3: you are a listener to the Tomenterry Show, we didn't
Speaker 3: say a bad thing about you. You know sometimes in
Speaker 3: the morning it's.
Speaker 1: Maybe okay, maybe that's maybe that's on us, you know
Speaker 1: what I mean, Just sorry, dude, but you you keep
Speaker 1: doing you but maybe just throwing a couple of.
Speaker 3: Maybe we're just mad jealous because you have a thousand
Speaker 3: listeners a day.
Speaker 1: What if?
Speaker 3: What amateur? But there you go, keep it up. I
Speaker 3: suppose that's what we want to say, Tom. We are
Speaker 3: going to bost On with the final episode.
Speaker 1: Finale, seeing you going to wrap this up.
Speaker 3: On slip on that one.
Speaker 1: No.
Speaker 3: The final segment My good Man, where we look back
Speaker 3: at ship that we've seen down through the years in
Speaker 3: a segment we call we Remember when.
Speaker 1: When I was a young lad twenty or thirty or
Speaker 1: forty years ago. This peaked. It was almost this guy
Speaker 1: almost become became the lad as a result. But then
Speaker 1: Jerry in fairness peaked it because this guy's kind of
Speaker 1: on running for a long time and his name is
Speaker 1: Akira Nikai.
Speaker 3: Got you got you got ship showing up on your Instagram,
Speaker 3: Tom that lun show open mind.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I know. I see this guy a lot. He
Speaker 1: pops up a lot and he's people recognize him. He's
Speaker 1: kind of wild haired, aloof Japanese. Guy is an out
Speaker 1: and out artist, was a drift champion back in the day, right,
Speaker 1: but he it's it's hilarious. It's like something out of
Speaker 1: events to their movie. How this guy shows up right,
Speaker 1: So they've he'll get flown by private jet to like
Speaker 1: a hangar in you know Barray, right, and there'll be
Speaker 1: so many and he'll show up with no no shoes, on.
Speaker 1: You know what I mean nothing. You know, he may
Speaker 1: have a bandana or something and he'll have a couple
Speaker 1: of lads behind him with all his tools and bits
Speaker 1: and bobs, and he would only specialize in classic sports,
Speaker 1: uh sports, Porsches. Now he ain't doing your box. So
Speaker 1: this this, this is, this is this is.
Speaker 3: A guy that works on cars.
Speaker 1: He's a car modifier.
Speaker 3: This car modifier.
Speaker 1: I'm just going to give you the quick rundown on
Speaker 1: this guy. He's he's I mean, he's a fucking bluffer.
Speaker 1: If you ask me. Do you know these lads you
Speaker 1: see their artists and this you know this last you
Speaker 1: know what we're going to tell you if he's a
Speaker 1: butler with a hurry for twenty minutes and everybody pay
Speaker 1: fifty quid to watch this genius at work. Like he
Speaker 1: is the he is.
Speaker 3: The Salt Bay Yeah modification.
Speaker 1: Now you now you nail. He is the Silicon King,
Speaker 1: like he's filling your three hundred grand fucking car with
Speaker 1: silicon putty filler, like he's putting big and then he
Speaker 1: signs it down the bonnot invariably. Here's the mad thing,
Speaker 1: and this is the brilliant thing about art. The car
Speaker 1: will be worth more because he selected and he just
Speaker 1: rocks up. He's smoking on the plane. He just stands back.
Speaker 1: He'll stand in the corner on his head doing fucking
Speaker 1: handstands with a fagging and his mouth thinking and looking
Speaker 1: and seeing them. I seeing the Cara, all the arty
Speaker 1: arty moves that you would see Will fer or Ben Stiller.
Speaker 3: Do you know in a movie?
Speaker 1: You know what I mean? One of these.
Speaker 3: But like he's as far as all I can tell
Speaker 3: he's doing is like he's filling in the gaps on
Speaker 3: a spoiler on a Super Mario.
Speaker 1: They're all portions right, and he'll just he'll stand back
Speaker 1: with a fucking multitude, like you know, take a chunk
Speaker 1: out of a thing, put putting an air vent in
Speaker 1: it and just fucking into the air. Some bass has
Speaker 1: to catch it, and that's him done. He'd say, he
Speaker 1: won't speak to anybody who'd just walk out, flick a
Speaker 1: fag in the fucking air and rock star moment, like
Speaker 1: you know, flames around him and that's it. Back on
Speaker 1: the jet and back to wherever is in Japan, and
Speaker 1: fuck knows what you owe him. He's just and.
Speaker 3: Chris knows what he's done. So this is this is
Speaker 3: a Kraen modifier that again the salt Bay of Karen
Speaker 3: modification comes out. Fuck acts around the place does as
Speaker 3: far as I can tell, very little work to your
Speaker 3: already incredibly expensive McLaren sports car. And then, as Tom says,
Speaker 3: stubs the fag out in a way out he goes, yeah,
Speaker 3: we were gonna tell him as this lad, but like
Speaker 3: that's pretty That's pretty much all we got for him
Speaker 3: on what he does. But it did get us talking
Speaker 3: about car modification now. I know last week we talked
Speaker 3: about the difference between Toyotas in the eighties and toyotas today.
Speaker 3: We didn't talk about the actual modifications of those cars.
Speaker 3: So it's a nice part too to that because we've
Speaker 3: got some lovely comments on that, which we will have
Speaker 3: now in a little second. It's a nice part too
Speaker 3: to talk about the history of car modifications as we've
Speaker 3: seen it down through early years, because it went from
Speaker 3: very very little Tom to what we have today. I think, do.
Speaker 1: You know what it was? It was definitely a heightened
Speaker 1: thing in the nineties and the mid early two thousands.
Speaker 1: I don't I don't think lads go to that level anymore.
Speaker 1: So it doesn't seem to be as many car modification
Speaker 1: shops around the place. Every town had, you know, the
Speaker 1: auto car, and it seems to be more I think
Speaker 1: the Eastern European thing, and a lot of lads just
Speaker 1: want BMW's, you know, and stock things done to them
Speaker 1: to make them look.
Speaker 3: Well, that's the cars we talked about last week that
Speaker 3: we're off the shelf. Okay, here's what Here's how the
Speaker 3: windows went down in a stock car, and here's they
Speaker 3: used to go down with the wind then then they
Speaker 3: went down a button in Karen modification. I'll tell you
Speaker 3: what I remember from like maybe a little in the eighties.
Speaker 3: I would have been very, very small, and who the
Speaker 3: fuck would have been driving a model car in Carrot
Speaker 3: Macross in nineteen eighty eight. But what you would have
Speaker 3: at best would be maybe some decals, maybe some furry dice,
Speaker 3: you know, nice seat covers, and towards the mid nineties,
Speaker 3: a CD player in your car that wasn't in it
Speaker 3: when you bought it. Now, these are level of modification
Speaker 3: we're talking about. In the nineties, you know, they get
Speaker 3: like what do you call the visor strip on the
Speaker 3: windscreen with Tom on one side and Jerry on the
Speaker 3: other do you.
Speaker 1: Know he should actually do that? But they went mad
Speaker 1: down here. They went mad like the late nineties around here,
Speaker 1: soft Jesus. And it's one thing to take a car.
Speaker 1: We'll say, let's say you took a golf, yes, and
Speaker 1: you took a bog basic golf and you put it,
Speaker 1: you put your GTI kit on it and you put
Speaker 1: all GDI looking things on it to make it look
Speaker 1: like a GGI. But you obviously are eighteen years of age.
Speaker 1: You can't afford the insurance for a GGI. You've got
Speaker 1: a one point four. It's when you're seeing cars that
Speaker 1: have no heritage in sports whatsoever, and you're going, ah,
Speaker 1: I didn't know. I'll tell you that was about Berlingo.
Speaker 1: There was a Berlingo fucking you know, racing, racing, fucking
Speaker 1: team like that was.
Speaker 3: That was about the height that the car modifications in
Speaker 3: the nineties and character cross was if you put floodlights
Speaker 3: on the.
Speaker 1: Van, yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, the Hello ones that have
Speaker 1: and I mean that's for lamp and rabbits, like, let's
Speaker 1: be honest, you know, for lamping Fox there was there
Speaker 1: was different things came from, like you got a lot
Speaker 1: of lads around here coming back from Germany. There was
Speaker 1: a lot of guys went to Germany to work it
Speaker 1: came back. But it never interested me when I saw
Speaker 1: the lads. No, I never did.
Speaker 3: I just all I wanted was it always put me
Speaker 3: to the panamic collar to buy a car, let alone
Speaker 3: do anything to it.
Speaker 1: I just I remember in my at sixty, I think
Speaker 1: in the decision was made in my head. I was
Speaker 1: driving around town with one of the lads who was
Speaker 1: a bit older than us, and he had all the
Speaker 1: shite done to the car. Like the car immaculate, but
Speaker 1: he had all the shit done to it. He had
Speaker 1: a big whale tail spoiler that I do believe. My
Speaker 1: younger brother sold him from a car modification shop that
Speaker 1: he worked in and it had no business. I even
Speaker 1: remember ringing my brother a going what did you do? So?
Speaker 1: What is this? I sold it him for five hundred
Speaker 1: and ninety euros. So and I get commissioned on that
Speaker 1: time so he can take as many start a whale
Speaker 1: tail spoiler that came on the Escott cosword, which also
Speaker 1: served no purpose at all to aesthetics only like it
Speaker 1: just about works in a Formula one car. I can
Speaker 1: tell you now it's not too much even on a cosseward.
Speaker 1: But anyway, he's old and we were driving around and
Speaker 1: it was a moment of clarity. And it was at
Speaker 1: twelve o'clock on a Saturday night. We're all eating chips
Speaker 1: or whatever, and there was a moment of clarity between
Speaker 1: four blokes sitting in the car cruising around on Saturday
Speaker 1: night and I'm gone, we're we're all dudes.
Speaker 3: Yeah, where's that? Where's the lasties here?
Speaker 1: Where's the boats? Like? What are we doing? What? And
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh no, And I remember asking the guys
Speaker 1: like do girls ever want to get the car? Like?
Speaker 1: I know there's four lads of a.
Speaker 3: Characters being around with our common interest is the car
Speaker 3: we're sitting in.
Speaker 1: And I tell you, I'll tell you, I'll tell you.
Speaker 3: The modification creep as I experienced the Tom was number one.
Speaker 3: Spoilers started coming. You bought a car without a spoiler
Speaker 3: and you could put a spoiler on it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: this seems basic. This is what we witnessed in our
Speaker 3: lifetime in Ireland. Following the spoilers came the body kit.
Speaker 3: You got a body kit for it and you could
Speaker 3: put the trim on the side, and again this is
Speaker 3: where your man would come in and silicon and do
Speaker 3: the job nicely. Up in character was a lot of
Speaker 3: poorly put on body kits because I.
Speaker 1: Saw I remember one time saying, I was fucking it was.
Speaker 1: It was, you know the black we haven't had the
Speaker 1: house here that black have Gothuran.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, he actually had that on the side
Speaker 3: of that did, surely.
Speaker 1: He did, and you knew it was. But he did
Speaker 1: blend it out with like you know, car talking, you know, the.
Speaker 3: Whatever you call it, which is what this other fuck
Speaker 3: the Rangers be doing. Yeah, yeah, yeah, And here was
Speaker 3: the other one that this was that was car modification
Speaker 3: for young lads that wanted the car to look like
Speaker 3: a Transformer, you know, you know, grown ass men didn't
Speaker 3: do that. But Ally wheels got everybody when Alli wheels.
Speaker 3: These days, ally wheels will probably become a standard. Not
Speaker 3: back in the mid nineties, it was a very very
Speaker 3: specific thing to buy and put on your car, and
Speaker 3: even older people even dazz like the Pair of Allies.
Speaker 1: Yeah they did, yeah they did, and they were like.
Speaker 3: We're of an age where these things got they were
Speaker 3: so precious. They got robbed. The old you know, The
Speaker 3: old joke is like, don't park in that don't park
Speaker 3: in that estate, don't park in that neighborhood. When you
Speaker 3: come back, your car will be up breaks. Do people
Speaker 3: even leave cars up on bricks anymore? Who's stealing fucking
Speaker 3: allies these days?
Speaker 1: I can't imagine anybody is like I mean, like the
Speaker 1: the I guess the break the breaking market or if
Speaker 1: you have you know, a very rare causework.
Speaker 3: And very very rare pokemon alloyes.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I can only imagine that it would be come
Speaker 1: down to you like they or you know, the little
Speaker 1: ones under under those those twin cams, you know the
Speaker 1: toilet twin camp, like those little ones there.
Speaker 3: Big exhaust that was another thing that was big, big.
Speaker 1: Exhausting there was. It was awful. Sometimes you see some
Speaker 1: lads and you go, okay, you've gone for the full
Speaker 1: change of the exhaust. But again it'd be something like
Speaker 1: on at one point three Corolla, what is the point
Speaker 1: of this? But at least they went that far to
Speaker 1: bring a full exhaust system on through it. Yeah, which
Speaker 1: may or may not give a horse power to more
Speaker 1: performance sound for sure. But it was the lads that
Speaker 1: you just see like chrome tips put on you know,
Speaker 1: the little pipe on the end of their inch fucking
Speaker 1: exhaust stuck on the end of it.
Speaker 3: Like I hear, what are we doing here, lads?
Speaker 1: Yet, like I have admiration for lads that would get
Speaker 1: to the silly place because you know, you could buy
Speaker 1: the mud flaps with back off and all.
Speaker 3: This ship, yeah, the dragon mud flaps.
Speaker 1: And but I did often I would kind of give
Speaker 1: a tip of the cap because there's lads that would go,
Speaker 1: like lads put fucking like you know, mirror balls in
Speaker 1: their car, you know, in in with the central light
Speaker 1: like you know stuff. But there was I remember seeing
Speaker 1: that they would have like you know, grotesque sair of
Speaker 1: pair of fucking you know, chrome balls hanging off a ball. Okay,
Speaker 1: do you know what. There's a bit of humor and
Speaker 1: that like fair enough, But you're getting lads then they're
Speaker 1: taking their you know, their their their Fiesta and they're
Speaker 1: getting the engine remapped up to one hundred and nine
Speaker 1: horse power. Like, dude, that just costs you a fucking
Speaker 1: six months. Way, just what are you doing? You know,
Speaker 1: I'll tell you.
Speaker 3: I'll tell you one big thing we experienced in our lifetime.
Speaker 3: That and again I was never a modified car enthusiast,
Speaker 3: which I believe is the yeah third term that they like.
Speaker 3: There have been several other terms yell across town, but
Speaker 3: we'll go with modified karentthusiasts. There was one big moment
Speaker 3: for modified car enthusiasts that that I feel really kind
Speaker 3: of was it was a turning point for it. And
Speaker 3: it was in two thousand and one when al Qaeda
Speaker 3: attacked the Two Towers.
Speaker 1: And Jesus Christ there okay, oh.
Speaker 3: Wait, no shit, no, no, it was in two thousand
Speaker 3: and one when The Fast and the Furious was released.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, leads when and you're looking at as
Speaker 1: Leeds driving like German you know, German based sports cars
Speaker 1: and they've got like a Japanese dragging up the side
Speaker 1: of You're like.
Speaker 3: It really was you know, nine to eleven for modified arenthusiasts,
Speaker 3: but good like it was really a big moment in
Speaker 3: their lives because the cars, and I knew lads that
Speaker 3: would never set foot inside the cinema in their life
Speaker 3: went to see Fast and the Furious to see the
Speaker 3: actors or anything like that. It wasn't like, oh well
Speaker 3: at Starns so and so I have to see it.
Speaker 3: They were going to see it because there was a
Speaker 3: Tyota super in it to be fair right in this
Speaker 3: and sky like like actual cars that I could theoretically own.
Speaker 1: I genuinely think I genuinely think that that that movie,
Speaker 1: or that series of movies, that's first couple anywa where
Speaker 1: they were Japanese based.
Speaker 3: I was actually driving cars on the street and not
Speaker 3: parachuting onto a volcano or whatever the fuck it became.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I I genuinely think that that that that couple
Speaker 1: of movies has solidified the the classic Japanese sports car
Speaker 1: market in Ireland still, like like you can't get a
Speaker 1: Superfer and loved them, and you can't get a you
Speaker 1: know three hundred, three hundreds X or whatever it is,
Speaker 1: you can't get you know, fuck you can't get them,
Speaker 1: Like do you know get you get these one hundred
Speaker 1: preludes SDI Because the brother in law has one behind
Speaker 1: in the garage that he has like he is a
Speaker 1: car enthusiast still and he built his from the ground
Speaker 1: up with all the raco seats, Like the thing is
Speaker 1: ready for the track, but it will sit in the
Speaker 1: garage and wakeforgure is gathering money.
Speaker 3: As it sits there. Well, you know, like a fine wine.
Speaker 1: It really is, and you kind of I was gonna,
Speaker 1: what are you doing? But the ones I just want
Speaker 1: to talk about the mods that made me laugh, like
Speaker 1: and again you're going ahead, we.
Speaker 3: Have we have another big we have another big moment
Speaker 3: for kar enthusiasts coming up though, go ahead.
Speaker 1: Time neon lights underneath the neon lights.
Speaker 3: That I feel that was a real fast and furious
Speaker 3: time was Yeah, green lights underneath.
Speaker 1: It and good if you're driving the streets of l
Speaker 1: A or the streets of of you know, Tokyo whatever like,
Speaker 1: But if you're driving the streets of Tip Town, you
Speaker 1: know where the county council might or might not have,
Speaker 1: you know, told you about a fucking speed ramp that
Speaker 1: they just put in.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and you lose it across the bottom of it.
Speaker 1: You lose it across the bottom of it. But there
Speaker 1: were Like for me, I I took more enjoyment from listen.
Speaker 1: It's I don't see it. It's been an unhealthy obsession
Speaker 1: at all. No, And you know what, if lads are
Speaker 1: going to go at it, they're going to go at it,
Speaker 1: and it's better than fucking putting it up their nose
Speaker 1: or whatever. Like fair folks. You know, mind it, keep
Speaker 1: between the digits, don't drive it like a cant. But
Speaker 1: it's when I saw that the likes of the lights
Speaker 1: underneath their lads, the real culture, like the big thing
Speaker 1: now with culture lads in car modification. And I saw
Speaker 1: I was down at the Rally the Lakes. I was.
Speaker 1: I was doing a gig in the Glen Eagle a
Speaker 1: couple of years ago and it was during the fucking
Speaker 1: Rally the Lakes. It took me an hour and a
Speaker 1: half to get to get there. And you see the
Speaker 1: amount of these lads would like Volkswagen Borers or Prosetts
Speaker 1: they've got and you know they haven't put a lowering
Speaker 1: kit on it. They've just cut the fucking coil springs.
Speaker 3: The thing, it almos amazes me. When I saw a
Speaker 3: sticker on the back of a car, a modified carr
Speaker 3: and was like, be patient, I'm lowered, and it was
Speaker 3: because he has to tip too over, but little prayer
Speaker 3: at the back, please be patient with me. I've got
Speaker 3: a lower suspension. I can't possibly take a hump.
Speaker 1: The big thing with these lesson I was putting big
Speaker 1: fucking ext chimneys on them. In the diesel ones and
Speaker 1: leaving the rest of the car clean, but leaving all
Speaker 1: at the back of it black. I did see one
Speaker 1: that particular night, and I thought on on a meme
Speaker 1: on Instagram, but this was for real, and I had
Speaker 1: a picture. It had this exhausts in all fernst and
Speaker 1: they were pretty well done. They were coming up the
Speaker 1: side and underneath the skirts too, exhausts and I it
Speaker 1: had gretted Tonburg over the exhaust, huge black plumes just
Speaker 1: coming out of her nose. I got it. The ingenuity
Speaker 1: involved in getting.
Speaker 3: That they could only use this powerful good Tom.
Speaker 1: Do you know if that fucking made me happy? It
Speaker 1: was funny in the moment, like you know, but it was.
Speaker 1: It was put you're right, Fast and the Furious was
Speaker 1: the rocky for you.
Speaker 3: I'll tell you If Fast and Furious was the rocky,
Speaker 3: then Pimp My Ride was the raw four fuck me
Speaker 3: just madness upon madness. Uh, you know, everything just dialed
Speaker 3: the fuck up to eleven ah, And I don't know
Speaker 3: that much if any of it stuck. I think this
Speaker 3: was like car modification, taking the piss out of itself.
Speaker 1: It is by eat work, you know, this was you know,
Speaker 1: talk about it devouring yourself like this exactly. This ended
Speaker 1: the popularity and the relative coolness of car modification. They
Speaker 1: made it cheesy and shit because they were just trying
Speaker 1: to make more TV and to a point where even
Speaker 1: exhibits was like what what is Look, we put a
Speaker 1: TV inside a fish tank inside your for Granada. Isn't
Speaker 1: the class? What? This doesn't make any sense?
Speaker 3: I remember one that one pimp my ride. He had
Speaker 3: just casually mentioned that he liked playing poker with his pals,
Speaker 3: you know, just poker with the lads, and they had
Speaker 3: a card shuffler that would spit poker cards out the exhaust, Like, well,
Speaker 3: you can be dealing cards like a black jack shoot
Speaker 3: a back black jack shoe, just like spitting out cards
Speaker 3: at the back of the exhaust.
Speaker 1: To what end?
Speaker 3: What are we doing here?
Speaker 1: There was there seemed to be no engine modification like
Speaker 1: and I always had the tip of the cap like.
Speaker 1: I remember meeting a guy one time and he'd a
Speaker 1: he was an older chair. I couldn't believe I knew
Speaker 1: his son. He's an actor and a bit of a softy,
Speaker 1: you know, you definitely couldn't see a ratchet in his hand.
Speaker 1: But met his dad one day. His dad had a.
Speaker 1: He had a mark one grenade right, and it looked
Speaker 1: like a piece of shit, like it was beating up
Speaker 1: rust nothing done to it. But when you look closely,
Speaker 1: you're like, that thing is sitting a bit low. And
Speaker 1: you look underneath absolute rat rod. The thing was complete
Speaker 1: rest them out underneath, full struts, full like everything and
Speaker 1: either five point five or Mustang engine hiding it and
Speaker 1: you're going, okay, coolest fun because to look at this thing,
Speaker 1: it looks like, you know, if plants were grown out
Speaker 1: of the boot of it, wouldn't it'll be fine. But
Speaker 1: it was immaculate underneath the shell. I kind of love that,
Speaker 1: you know, this this sleeper, the sleeper effect that he had,
Speaker 1: but it was the so any engine, you know, any
Speaker 1: engine modification, I'd always have a tip of the cap
Speaker 1: for that. I'm like, okay, there's more about you.
Speaker 3: You know what you're doing here.
Speaker 1: But when you start seeing you know.
Speaker 3: God bless them hamp on dispensers.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and you know there's bubbles out the exhaust. Now,
Speaker 1: well that's great because I like bubbles when I was four.
Speaker 1: Thanks very much for that. Does it go any faster? Well, no, Actually,
Speaker 1: you can't drive too quickly. Because all the filler that
Speaker 1: we put in will just crack and fall off, and
Speaker 1: it now weighs a ton and a half. Have you
Speaker 1: and you'll never ever get it through a test.
Speaker 3: And does this and you're you've out of my car
Speaker 3: and you're giving it to me now with a year's insurance.
Speaker 3: Of course you're not. Okay, well, okay, well this is
Speaker 3: going to be robbed promptly.
Speaker 1: Or when I do go to insure it and they go,
Speaker 1: have you made any modifications, you're well, doesn't gain he
Speaker 1: be pig farm qualify as that because.
Speaker 3: In the back of it, I don't think that it's
Speaker 3: got nine televisions.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's got nine did you say nine television Yeah,
Speaker 1: nine televisions, a fish tank and.
Speaker 3: Bullet.
Speaker 1: Only one of the carri doors works and that's on
Speaker 1: the roof now, yes, indeed, but it was. Yeah, they've
Speaker 1: ruined it. I think they ruined car modification.
Speaker 3: I think it was beyond parody at this stage. So like,
Speaker 3: you know, it's it's, it's it's it's a hard one
Speaker 3: to come back from. When people are like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 3: look at pimp my ride over here is like, well, yeah, okay,
Speaker 3: I suppose you have me there all right, we did
Speaker 3: we we didn't touch on it.
Speaker 1: I can't get away from it. But because there was
Speaker 1: magazines like Max Power and stuff. Yeah, I knew a guy.
Speaker 1: He he became quite I won't sayhim famous, but he
Speaker 1: was hugely admired in Cork because he managed to get
Speaker 1: his wait near this, his punto into X power because
Speaker 1: of what he did to it. He he had one
Speaker 1: money with the lotto or something like, not not the
Speaker 1: life changing, but he won like let's say, fifty thousand
Speaker 1: on the lotter, right and plugged it all into this fucking.
Speaker 3: Thing, fifty thousands of the amount of money that I
Speaker 3: would take to never be heard of again, by the.
Speaker 1: Way, you know, like this is what, this is what.
Speaker 1: And he like the thing too to give him his due.
Speaker 1: It was perfect if you like that sort of thing.
Speaker 3: The silky chapel of Ponto's.
Speaker 1: There was nothing like there was nothing to left, nothing
Speaker 1: left on MODI fight and that was him made for life,
Speaker 1: sold us for a tenth of what he put into it. Yes,
Speaker 1: but they were I mean the classic cars that seem
Speaker 1: to be all kind of hot hatches, like the two
Speaker 1: of five GTI you remember is they were everywhere, but
Speaker 1: they were fucking brilliant. The one was six gtis. There
Speaker 1: was novas you know, you you know st S scards
Speaker 1: every like a lot more than today. You have the
Speaker 1: Focus st and you've obviously the GTI gos. But almost
Speaker 1: every car like you were getting to tell you to
Speaker 1: start at glens End, you remember those they were these
Speaker 1: fucking months and they all put these dump foul things
Speaker 1: into any car of horrible yeah, and it sounds, yeah,
Speaker 1: it sounds like the car sneezing. But there's almost I
Speaker 1: would say, wagers, there's very few cars car crowds now
Speaker 1: folks and the you know their lower range smaller hot
Speaker 1: hatches too yumphulous these days, you know, like putting them
Speaker 1: they look like for outrues nowadays. Back in the day,
Speaker 1: you know, they'd have an ST sticker on them, were
Speaker 1: and they'd have a bit extra maybe in the way
Speaker 1: of style. But they don't seem to do that anymore.
Speaker 1: I don't know why. But game's gone, tam the big
Speaker 1: thing that I think that any lad started with. And
Speaker 1: there'll be people shouting and say if we don't mention it,
Speaker 1: if you start anywhere before you have the price of
Speaker 1: the alloyes of you the pai this you had to
Speaker 1: put sars in. You had to. So this is it.
Speaker 3: This is the one thing you could get. We mentioned
Speaker 3: the last week that car stereos was a whole industry
Speaker 3: into itself, Like that's you you had.
Speaker 1: To Oh yeah, you could get. He made the box,
Speaker 1: the carpeted box for like the subs or MDF enclosures
Speaker 1: that you know, they make him out of MDF and
Speaker 1: carpet and he'd fill it with speakers and a suboard
Speaker 1: fron He put in a like a six stick changeable
Speaker 1: CD thing and he would wire a stock beside.
Speaker 3: Your your I had one in a fucking Fiat Ponto
Speaker 3: that I that I drove did yeah it was on
Speaker 3: it uh And it was the first carrier I ever bought.
Speaker 3: I just figured, well, I get that's handy. That's in
Speaker 3: every car now is it? Ever had a car again?
Speaker 3: A ten changer in the back. And when it come
Speaker 3: time to sell that carrier man bought it, like you know,
Speaker 3: and that thing was you know, I had not driven
Speaker 3: it gently the first carrier ever bought. And I asked
Speaker 3: him for I think it was like eight on the
Speaker 3: the Europe was like yeah, absolutely, Like you don't like it?
Speaker 3: Was eight hundred bucks and started candle out of his
Speaker 3: hand because he's seen the fucking CD changer in the
Speaker 3: back when that was five years straight away.
Speaker 1: And you know what you're and I'm going to say
Speaker 1: something you. I was in Wexford a couple of a
Speaker 1: couple of months ago to do a gig and I
Speaker 1: think I might have mentioned it on the podcast I like,
Speaker 1: and I'm now sure of it because people have contacted
Speaker 1: me since that. Everything has gone full circle again. And
Speaker 1: I wonder because now kids are wearing raver jeans. There's
Speaker 1: gone on the day of skinny jeans. It's gone. Like
Speaker 1: girls especially they're wearing shit like they're off to a
Speaker 1: rave in nineteen ninety eight.
Speaker 3: They're driving unmodified car.
Speaker 1: No, but they they're they're dressing like they're wearing raver gear. Yeah,
Speaker 1: like the shame and are now backing back on tour
Speaker 1: is now you know they're it's a go in the places.
Speaker 1: Been a really funny fights and guys remember like that
Speaker 1: guy's back out again, like the Prodigy never turned. But
Speaker 1: in Wexford that day I saw like four girls that
Speaker 1: were they were dressed like they were going to a
Speaker 1: Spice Girls concerts. You know what I mean, And in
Speaker 1: that moment, like noineteen or two thousand and two, punto
Speaker 1: went past me. When the fuck did I last see
Speaker 1: one of them that shape, you know, the one that
Speaker 1: shape like a boot, you know it shaped like somebody's
Speaker 1: fucking ski boot, And I'm like, what the fuck this?
Speaker 1: So I'm wondering, Jerry Will Will we have to revisit
Speaker 1: this podcast with a weekly what have you with karmods
Speaker 1: that are now making a comeback on as a result
Speaker 1: of the Tom and Jerry Show talking about it.
Speaker 3: Let's find out, Tom, let's find out and I'll tell
Speaker 3: you where you'll find out about it. First, ladies and gentlemen,
Speaker 3: is in the social media channels because we've done date
Speaker 3: it again. Man, I said, we're gonna be off this
Speaker 3: thing in thirty five minutes. We've been on here for
Speaker 3: about an hour and I am, ah gooey. Let's just say,
Speaker 3: might not smell great. We can follow us on social
Speaker 3: media at Tom and Jerry, Tom with a T, Jerry
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Speaker 3: not hard. Found me over on Blue Sky at Jerry
Speaker 3: McBride him good self is on Instagram at Tom o'manony
Speaker 3: e in that o'many over on Instagram. We had some
Speaker 3: people chime in while we're talking about cars. If you
Speaker 3: don't like cars, sorry about the last half hour of
Speaker 3: this episode and last week as well. We won't talk
Speaker 3: about a single car next week. No, but we had
Speaker 3: people chime in, including me. Hall there chimes in about
Speaker 3: the Koreina two. He said, can't beat the Kreina two. Tom,
Speaker 3: he had one back in the day or his family
Speaker 3: had one back in the day that did nearly three
Speaker 3: hundred and seventy five thousand miles.
Speaker 1: And that's the two with like, that's like Roman numerus
Speaker 1: two of them. Correctly. The Kareena e came out after that,
Speaker 1: I think, yeah, did.
Speaker 3: Three hundred and seventy five thousand miles. And then the
Speaker 3: NCT came in and the tug of an NCT and
Speaker 3: the NCT was like, I newd.
Speaker 1: Just shook their hand at the door. Leave it here.
Speaker 3: I think you knew this day was coming. What else
Speaker 3: have we got? We have Donald? Yes, indeed, Donald says
Speaker 3: he has an eighty eight redge. Again, everybody loves the
Speaker 3: Korea I'm sorry eighty eight Redge the cards calling to
Speaker 3: the door about it because he was driving it at
Speaker 3: sixteen when you're only supposed to be driving your tractors
Speaker 3: were Again this is this is not yesterday, this is
Speaker 3: the nineties. But still in all he was put off
Speaker 3: the road by the guards, and his man had to
Speaker 3: drive him to work, and his mom was mad and him.
Speaker 1: Forgetting caught driving when he was sixteen.
Speaker 3: This is it necessarily, not necessarily for driving, but for
Speaker 3: getting put off the road. And Cormack as well chimes in,
Speaker 3: he had in this answers only and listen the blueboard
Speaker 3: and his mad and I would have liked to see
Speaker 3: this card. Tom had a you go, which I never
Speaker 3: had a pleasure of. And I've never sat in the
Speaker 3: ladder either. Oh, back in the day, folks in the nineties,
Speaker 3: ladder cars were the joker.
Speaker 1: They were. And I knew a guy up the road
Speaker 1: that used to buying brand new. I think I told
Speaker 1: him before he used to buying brand.
Speaker 3: New, like the one ladder joke that I remember. This
Speaker 3: is goddamn. I'm pulling this from thirty years ago, Tom
Speaker 3: more forty years ago. Ah, why do ladies have heated
Speaker 3: rear windows.
Speaker 1: Keep your hands warm when you're pushing it.
Speaker 3: Keep your hands warm when you're pushing them.
Speaker 2: There you go.
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Speaker 1: Oh but by the way, er I've been talking about
Speaker 1: this podcast on stages for the last couple of weeks
Speaker 1: because I'm building a new bit right and I will
Speaker 1: talked because I just want to promote the podcasts. I
Speaker 1: don't need to go where the inspiration for the bit
Speaker 1: came from. But I stum found myself stumbling into school
Speaker 1: tours and another another woman, God, she got brought to
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Speaker 3: Yeah it's a whole big thing, baby, yeah yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: so yeah.
Speaker 1: And also the bad situation and the comic and with me.
Speaker 1: He was a gigging with me at the weekend. He
Speaker 1: I didn't realize he was such a bad tow enthusiast.
Speaker 1: Driving back from the gig he listened to the podcast.
Speaker 1: He went, fuck, I have a bad guy that will
Speaker 1: literally draw in that for you. Tom. So we have
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Speaker 3: You love to see it. Keep an eye as well.
Speaker 3: I've got a gig coming up in Dublin in the
Speaker 3: Core area coming up. I'll shut it out. It is Crackademia,
Speaker 3: which takes place in Rascal's brewing. Oh yeah, So I'm
Speaker 3: up next month on the fifteenth of July. Fifteenth of
Speaker 3: July in Crackademia. I have a wonderful topic to talk about.
Speaker 3: It's half comedy, half ted talk all crack Crackademia. Keep
Speaker 3: an eye on the social media channels. I will be
Speaker 3: pimping that like.
Speaker 1: Exhibit used to pimp.
Speaker 3: You're right, Tom.
Speaker 1: Nice, I'm yeah this weekend and I think I'm it's
Speaker 1: going to be pretty sexy. I think there's about seven
Speaker 1: Where is that again, sorry time, mister, I mean Kenny
Speaker 1: this weekend, Kenny Kenny Show Tour, showing to Kenny this weekend,
Speaker 1: and yeah, and then we go over to the I'm
Speaker 1: going to be talking at the wellness veest. So I'm
Speaker 1: going to talk for fifteen minutes story about how I'm
Speaker 1: just probably pretty much just going to quote everything for
Speaker 1: our podcast. How stand up comedy is good for your health.
Speaker 1: I guess it is more than anything. I'm just standing aside,
Speaker 1: I'm filling the air while then my wife comes on
Speaker 1: stage and gets her hair chopped down.
Speaker 3: You know, I'm go Tellia, I don't want to go
Speaker 3: back to a bit, Tom, But like man on the Train,
Speaker 3: like he's he's spreading joy among people, among an audience.
Speaker 3: And I gotta be honest with you, that's our job.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and we do it to get paid.
Speaker 3: We can't have you given it away for free. I reckon,
Speaker 3: we go fucking smack this fell in them out with
Speaker 3: a sock full of coins, Like fuck that.
Speaker 1: Guy is true muscling in on our territory.
Speaker 3: Fuck that guy, And have you given it away when
Speaker 3: we're trying to sell it?
Speaker 1: Buddy Jesus Christ, Rice, just say go on till him.
Speaker 3: Take care, body, get a lick