WEBVTT 1 00:00:00.280 --> 00:00:00.520 You know. 2 00:00:00.880 --> 00:00:04.799 I don't get political, but it seems these days that 3 00:00:05.240 --> 00:00:07.599 by the time I go up a ladder and come 4 00:00:07.639 --> 00:00:12.240 back down again, we've changed woman prime minister. I don't 5 00:00:12.240 --> 00:00:15.919 know what's going on at all. Maybe if I'm patient enough, 6 00:00:16.600 --> 00:00:20.519 I'll get a turn. If so, prepare to see some 7 00:00:20.719 --> 00:00:24.239 sweeping reforms in the field of steam engineering. 8 00:00:25.079 --> 00:00:25.960 I can tell you that. 9 00:00:34.920 --> 00:00:38.039 Hello everybody, and welcome to what will be the shortest 10 00:00:38.119 --> 00:00:41.840 ever episode of the Tom and Jerry Show with myself, 11 00:00:41.920 --> 00:00:45.079 Jerry McBride and himself Tom. O'Mahoney, because even though we 12 00:00:45.159 --> 00:00:48.920 love every single listener to the Tom and Jerry Show, Tom, 13 00:00:49.600 --> 00:00:51.759 you are mistaken. If you think I'm sitting in the 14 00:00:51.799 --> 00:00:54.359 hottest room in the house on the hottest day of 15 00:00:54.359 --> 00:00:57.119 the year, I am turning into soup over here. 16 00:00:57.280 --> 00:00:59.719 Watch this now, people watched us, Just watch us. You'll 17 00:00:59.759 --> 00:01:02.240 know by the end of it that Jerry's probably done 18 00:01:02.240 --> 00:01:04.120 an hour and twenty five minutes, given out yards and 19 00:01:04.159 --> 00:01:06.920 before you know it, he'll get up and go to leave, 20 00:01:06.959 --> 00:01:09.200 and the seat would be stuck to his anus. That'll 21 00:01:09.200 --> 00:01:09.560 be it. 22 00:01:09.560 --> 00:01:11.599 He'll have look down at the scroll bar here and 23 00:01:11.599 --> 00:01:14.760 you'll see it hour and forty five for all McBride's talk, 24 00:01:15.400 --> 00:01:16.519 but it's a hot one time. 25 00:01:16.640 --> 00:01:18.680 One of my favorite phrases from a heat like this 26 00:01:18.719 --> 00:01:20.599 is the bag wouldn't be long sticking to your leg. 27 00:01:21.719 --> 00:01:23.879 I think I actually invented that one myself, but I 28 00:01:23.959 --> 00:01:26.480 like it. I like everybody knows what it means. Do 29 00:01:26.560 --> 00:01:29.599 you know what speed and timing is? Is a thing 30 00:01:29.799 --> 00:01:32.319 er because I learned a valuable lesson at the weekend 31 00:01:32.840 --> 00:01:36.079 I was in. I was in Waterford and on the 32 00:01:36.120 --> 00:01:38.359 way back I had to come through a place called 33 00:01:38.400 --> 00:01:41.359 kill mc thomas. And there's one of these big airbeam 34 00:01:41.560 --> 00:01:44.959 or not the airbeam apple Apple Greens? Yes, and do 35 00:01:45.120 --> 00:01:49.120 now do like fast food Asian food? As if Asian 36 00:01:49.159 --> 00:01:52.319 food isn't fast enough anyway, this is even faster. And 37 00:01:52.359 --> 00:01:54.599 it's just one variance of the exact same fucking thing 38 00:01:54.680 --> 00:02:00.959 nineteen times over, kicking in shiny shit. And when you're starving, 39 00:02:01.400 --> 00:02:03.920 this is you know, like Corita bis sead as they 40 00:02:03.920 --> 00:02:07.359 say that delicious, delicious, And I ate it down with 41 00:02:07.519 --> 00:02:12.159 ghosto Jar and I would warm anybody who has a 42 00:02:13.199 --> 00:02:16.879 you know, an iron forty at least at most an 43 00:02:16.919 --> 00:02:19.280 Aaron forty of a drive, because that's that was where 44 00:02:19.319 --> 00:02:22.360 it is that's where things clocked off. Sure, an iron 45 00:02:22.400 --> 00:02:24.319 forty of a driver as that, and you find yourself 46 00:02:24.319 --> 00:02:27.919 at a service station full of cork j fans and 47 00:02:27.960 --> 00:02:31.759 lo and behold the door on the cubicle, absolute fucking 48 00:02:31.840 --> 00:02:32.840 lookally does not lock. 49 00:02:33.280 --> 00:02:35.039 Absolutely what I warned you about last week. 50 00:02:35.039 --> 00:02:37.560 It was the I honestly in my time of I 51 00:02:37.639 --> 00:02:40.520 mean we're talking, this was a photo finisher. I leave 52 00:02:40.520 --> 00:02:42.479 the family and the keys behind you, like, well, what 53 00:02:42.759 --> 00:02:45.159 are you getting into this ship? I had to go, no, 54 00:02:45.800 --> 00:02:47.960 you go start your own I will find you after 55 00:02:48.639 --> 00:02:50.840 an emergency, the last chopper out of Sidgon kind of 56 00:02:50.840 --> 00:02:53.080 scenario like this was. And then when I finally got 57 00:02:53.080 --> 00:02:55.599 in the door and the door doesn't even come to 58 00:02:55.879 --> 00:02:59.520 the thing has been like molested on the hinges and 59 00:02:59.639 --> 00:03:02.599 hasn't been fucking looked at in months. And you've got 60 00:03:02.639 --> 00:03:06.719 one hand, one index finger hold praying some youngster in 61 00:03:06.719 --> 00:03:09.199 a fucking cork boocket hat doesn't come flying in the 62 00:03:09.240 --> 00:03:12.840 door as as your Chinese comes back to see you. 63 00:03:13.520 --> 00:03:17.680 It was it was crazy. I'm I'm do you know 64 00:03:17.719 --> 00:03:19.840 what we're two days? Two days a day and a 65 00:03:19.879 --> 00:03:24.400 half really prior a post and yeah, that's me off 66 00:03:24.400 --> 00:03:28.159 the off the Asian list for a while, the fast 67 00:03:28.560 --> 00:03:32.759 the super fast food Asian stuff for a while. I agree, 68 00:03:32.800 --> 00:03:34.360 if you want to sponsor the podcast, no problem, but 69 00:03:34.439 --> 00:03:37.080 I can't endorse your your whatever's going on with that 70 00:03:37.199 --> 00:03:40.840 Chinese thing like a man can only a man's inside 71 00:03:40.919 --> 00:03:43.520 can only take so much MSG. And then to drink 72 00:03:44.199 --> 00:03:46.639 a flat white down on top of a chair. Not 73 00:03:46.680 --> 00:03:47.199 a good cop. 74 00:03:48.000 --> 00:03:51.199 I mean, like, I don't like the victim blame, nor 75 00:03:51.240 --> 00:03:53.000 do we like the victim blame on the Tom and Joy. 76 00:03:53.759 --> 00:03:57.240 I'm I have two hands in the air here, jr. 77 00:03:57.599 --> 00:04:00.719 Two hands, and I'm forty four years of age. Long 78 00:04:00.840 --> 00:04:03.639 enough I know that this combo is a terrible idea. 79 00:04:03.639 --> 00:04:06.360 I should have gotten a granola bar and it's just 80 00:04:06.639 --> 00:04:08.280 a bottle of water and a bottle of water and 81 00:04:08.280 --> 00:04:11.879 shut the fuck up. Instead, I ate like an asshole. 82 00:04:12.080 --> 00:04:14.080 Do you know the asshole who finds themselves on those 83 00:04:14.120 --> 00:04:17.240 TV shows? You know, thirty nine stone and goes I 84 00:04:17.240 --> 00:04:20.199 don't know how it happened. For like fifteen minutes, that's 85 00:04:20.199 --> 00:04:23.800 where my brain was at. I was that person, and 86 00:04:24.240 --> 00:04:26.879 thankfully I learned a lesson from my soda, all my 87 00:04:26.959 --> 00:04:29.759 insights and just a lesson that I've advised to anybody, 88 00:04:29.800 --> 00:04:32.120 go for it. But if you know where the next 89 00:04:32.120 --> 00:04:35.079 service station is within twenty to twenty five minutes, go 90 00:04:35.160 --> 00:04:37.279 for it. Go for roll the dice. 91 00:04:37.560 --> 00:04:39.680 But if you've got only young ones, if. 92 00:04:39.519 --> 00:04:43.040 You've got an arm forty minutes of back roads, don't 93 00:04:43.040 --> 00:04:44.959 do it. Don't fucking do it. 94 00:04:45.040 --> 00:04:47.560 Well there you there, there, you have the lay of 95 00:04:47.600 --> 00:04:51.240 the land for today's comedy output. Ladies and gentlemen. Tom's 96 00:04:51.279 --> 00:04:54.680 insides may not last an hour. I'm sitting here like 97 00:04:54.720 --> 00:04:56.439 I'm sitting in a freaking slow cooker. 98 00:04:56.600 --> 00:04:58.519 Do you know what you remind of? The bone you 99 00:04:58.600 --> 00:05:01.560 remind me of? Remember in that movie, the TV show Chernobyl, 100 00:05:01.600 --> 00:05:03.639 the guy that got blessed with all the protons and 101 00:05:03.680 --> 00:05:05.920 he just started to turn to lasagna over fucking two 102 00:05:05.959 --> 00:05:10.399 day period. As Jerry is like, he's, I mean, he's 103 00:05:10.839 --> 00:05:13.120 he's starting to crust. That's where he's starting to now, 104 00:05:13.120 --> 00:05:15.720 he's starting to bubble and crust. He's nice looking. If 105 00:05:15.720 --> 00:05:17.560 you looked into the oven door right now, but honestly, 106 00:05:17.600 --> 00:05:20.720 I'd say after about forty five minutes and it'll look 107 00:05:20.839 --> 00:05:23.360 it'll look blackened on the top, and I can last 108 00:05:23.360 --> 00:05:25.279 thing we need is Jerry having a black top. 109 00:05:25.279 --> 00:05:27.439 And that I can't even crack open a window here 110 00:05:27.480 --> 00:05:29.480 now because there's young guy's playing football outside. So I'll 111 00:05:29.480 --> 00:05:32.480 tell you what we do. I think it's best that 112 00:05:32.519 --> 00:05:34.519 we crack on with this show, buddy, we'll be in 113 00:05:34.560 --> 00:05:35.959 and out of here. And I said, well, we're not 114 00:05:36.000 --> 00:05:38.120 going to short change anybody when it comes to laughs 115 00:05:38.600 --> 00:05:42.240 that we've now that we've set out the terms and conditions. 116 00:05:42.279 --> 00:05:44.480 Yeah exactly, Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 117 00:05:44.079 --> 00:05:46.079 But fuck it, we've gone ahead with the show. Ladies 118 00:05:46.120 --> 00:05:48.360 and gentlemen, this is time for the weekly what have you. 119 00:05:49.240 --> 00:05:51.199 This is a very complicated case, mad You know, a 120 00:05:51.240 --> 00:05:52.680 lot of ian's, a lot of outs, a lot of 121 00:05:52.680 --> 00:05:55.639 what have you, and uh, a lot of scrans to 122 00:05:55.720 --> 00:05:56.399 keep in my head. 123 00:05:56.480 --> 00:06:00.319 Man, it had to happen, Jerry, because it was jew 124 00:06:00.680 --> 00:06:02.040 It was due you. 125 00:06:02.319 --> 00:06:03.399 Six months had passed. 126 00:06:03.800 --> 00:06:06.680 Yeah exactly, So I mean some sort of ceremonial bell 127 00:06:06.800 --> 00:06:08.720 had gone off. I'm guessing somebody would have sword had 128 00:06:08.759 --> 00:06:11.399 to walk up through a building somewhere. They probably had 129 00:06:11.439 --> 00:06:13.680 to put a strange key in a thing and then 130 00:06:13.800 --> 00:06:16.639 shout out something three times, turn around and kill a crow. 131 00:06:17.199 --> 00:06:24.199 But the latest PM from Britannia has fucking jump ship. 132 00:06:25.040 --> 00:06:26.480 Do you know what the funny thing about it is? 133 00:06:26.519 --> 00:06:30.480 Tom okay, all of it. We're recording this on Monday 134 00:06:31.120 --> 00:06:34.879 as British PM care starmer has stepped down by the 135 00:06:34.920 --> 00:06:38.360 time this episode drops on Thursday, and another British PM 136 00:06:38.439 --> 00:06:40.439 might have stood down. That's the rate they're going through 137 00:06:40.439 --> 00:06:43.839 these focus at the minute. It's but I guarantee the 138 00:06:43.879 --> 00:06:45.199 new guy will be still there. 139 00:06:45.519 --> 00:06:48.759 It's both admirable and it's at a level that the 140 00:06:48.879 --> 00:06:50.959 kind of shit you know, there's mad countries you hear 141 00:06:51.040 --> 00:06:53.319 like Truckmenistan, although no, he ain't gone anywhere for a 142 00:06:53.360 --> 00:06:55.480 long time, that guy. But you know these countries you're like, 143 00:06:56.240 --> 00:06:59.079 do you know Albania? New countries like you know, and 144 00:06:59.120 --> 00:07:02.560 you can't even new or even all right, you know 145 00:07:03.079 --> 00:07:05.319 one they're just kind of fuck acting on and finding 146 00:07:05.360 --> 00:07:08.240 their feet when it comes to being a government because 147 00:07:08.240 --> 00:07:11.319 you know, there've been this long as you know, let's say, 148 00:07:11.560 --> 00:07:13.879 I don't know Team War, which is only twenty years 149 00:07:13.879 --> 00:07:16.800 old or something, is it independence, you'd allow them to 150 00:07:17.079 --> 00:07:21.800 fuck actually finding their feet a bit like but these bastards, lads, 151 00:07:21.839 --> 00:07:25.040 you've been at it a long time and it's snowballing 152 00:07:25.120 --> 00:07:28.639 with like it's completely acceptable now to not take the 153 00:07:28.680 --> 00:07:31.959 plastic off the cover of the company phone you got. 154 00:07:32.720 --> 00:07:37.279 Don't cut new keys for number, don't. 155 00:07:37.079 --> 00:07:38.720 Even put a name on the door, just put prime 156 00:07:38.759 --> 00:07:40.839 minister on the door. That's it. 157 00:07:41.160 --> 00:07:44.800 And long term listeners to The Tom and Jerry Show, 158 00:07:44.800 --> 00:07:47.519 we'll know we're not a political podcast, so quite frankly 159 00:07:48.199 --> 00:07:52.040 that the political commings and goings of our British chums 160 00:07:52.639 --> 00:07:55.240 really don't interest us all that very much. But the 161 00:07:55.240 --> 00:07:58.279 fact that Keir Starmer six months into the job joins 162 00:07:58.560 --> 00:08:02.040 why my count Tom becomes I should say, by my count, 163 00:08:02.439 --> 00:08:08.240 the sixth prime minister to step down in the history 164 00:08:08.279 --> 00:08:10.480 of the Tom and Jerry Show is really something. 165 00:08:11.319 --> 00:08:13.920 That's a good way to put it. Look at it. Yeah, yeah, 166 00:08:14.079 --> 00:08:14.839 we're still here. 167 00:08:14.920 --> 00:08:18.959 We haven't like swapped it out. Yeah, many have called 168 00:08:18.959 --> 00:08:21.680 for Tom I should be called the Tom and Hughes story. 169 00:08:22.040 --> 00:08:24.000 Tom Hughes Show, get rid of that Jerry fucker. 170 00:08:24.199 --> 00:08:26.519 Who do you think who do you think had the 171 00:08:26.720 --> 00:08:30.000 shortest in that time? Right? Because there's been great like 172 00:08:30.000 --> 00:08:32.399 we're up to fifty eight prime ministers. 173 00:08:32.000 --> 00:08:34.840 Right, I'm not going to fuck with no end of 174 00:08:34.879 --> 00:08:36.399 it now, But it seems like they're on a real 175 00:08:36.480 --> 00:08:38.600 hot streak of getting rid of people. I know David 176 00:08:38.639 --> 00:08:41.559 Cameron left like ten years ago after bregsit. 177 00:08:41.799 --> 00:08:43.679 Yeah he was exactly let me see. 178 00:08:43.559 --> 00:08:46.159 If I can even name them. Yeah, David Cameron left. 179 00:08:46.480 --> 00:08:48.759 And what do you call our trees of making in 180 00:08:49.440 --> 00:08:53.679 basically John Major in address exactly. Yeah, we don't, we 181 00:08:53.679 --> 00:08:55.720 don't look shame on the Tom and Jerry Show. But 182 00:08:56.080 --> 00:08:57.120 a ghoulish woman. 183 00:08:58.799 --> 00:09:01.399 Yeah, not mid type, I won't lie. 184 00:09:01.480 --> 00:09:03.639 You know, there's a there's a there's a there's a 185 00:09:03.679 --> 00:09:05.600 there's a there's a bolt for every note. But a 186 00:09:05.600 --> 00:09:08.000 gooulish looking woman. Boris Johnson, I want to say it 187 00:09:08.000 --> 00:09:11.000 came next right, and he fuck acted around for a 188 00:09:11.039 --> 00:09:15.080 wee bit. Yeah, and like he lasted longer than he 189 00:09:15.120 --> 00:09:16.639 should have, like he could have been gone within a 190 00:09:16.720 --> 00:09:19.840 form like let's take a bad look at this lad. 191 00:09:19.960 --> 00:09:22.159 They all kind of have the look for a prem 192 00:09:22.200 --> 00:09:23.519 you know what I mean that? Yeah, you know the 193 00:09:23.759 --> 00:09:30.879 oh yeah, you know they drive over, you know they 194 00:09:31.039 --> 00:09:33.559 like they hang out with Hays and Bouquet where. 195 00:09:33.320 --> 00:09:35.399 He's never done like what you or eye with glasses 196 00:09:35.519 --> 00:09:36.639 to be a day's work. 197 00:09:36.879 --> 00:09:38.840 No, And Boris Johnson always struck me as a fellow 198 00:09:38.879 --> 00:09:42.399 that does cocaine off dwarf's heads. Do you know what 199 00:09:42.440 --> 00:09:44.679 I mean? He's I would tell you one in mind, like. 200 00:09:44.799 --> 00:09:46.840 I'll tell you one thing for Boris Johnson. Do you 201 00:09:46.879 --> 00:09:49.759 know the way like every town has one of these lads, 202 00:09:50.639 --> 00:09:52.600 just a ladd in the pub that you know, not 203 00:09:52.759 --> 00:09:56.440 the fucking mess with. He's a pure bull ignorant. Yeah, 204 00:09:56.519 --> 00:09:58.840 like deceptively strong. 205 00:09:59.039 --> 00:10:02.000 Should say, the semi f that young fla. He leveled 206 00:10:02.000 --> 00:10:05.000 that child as some rugby tournament, like he just fucking 207 00:10:06.039 --> 00:10:08.320 like he didn't just he was wasn't looking another way. 208 00:10:08.320 --> 00:10:10.039 He dropped the shoulder on that young fla. 209 00:10:09.960 --> 00:10:12.480 Like he's he's like Mars Johnson's a lot of things, 210 00:10:12.480 --> 00:10:15.120 but I'll tell you what he is. He's a big man. 211 00:10:15.399 --> 00:10:18.039 He's a fucking big lump of him. But he has 212 00:10:18.080 --> 00:10:21.080 done behind him there like Harry Enfield has him nailed, 213 00:10:21.120 --> 00:10:23.519 like you know, Tim, Tim Nice, but Tim like you know, 214 00:10:23.679 --> 00:10:28.039 just a big foppish, fucking weirdough like with that ridiculous hair. 215 00:10:28.399 --> 00:10:30.639 But at the same time like Tim Nice, but Tim 216 00:10:30.919 --> 00:10:33.600 if he would like just crush a rabbit skull. 217 00:10:34.720 --> 00:10:40.240 But you you know, like Johnson was head head head 218 00:10:40.240 --> 00:10:43.480 of all those, He was head of all those lads 219 00:10:43.519 --> 00:10:46.960 in you know, skull and bones, like doing fucked up 220 00:10:47.000 --> 00:10:48.600 stuff like making on a basically do you know what 221 00:10:48.639 --> 00:10:50.639 I mean? All that's weird. Ship. 222 00:10:50.879 --> 00:10:53.080 He's never done a normal day in his life. Like here, 223 00:10:53.080 --> 00:10:55.600 who's after Johnson? I want to say, it was no 224 00:10:55.720 --> 00:10:57.840 trees may no, no, no, no. 225 00:10:57.759 --> 00:10:59.720 Liz trust Liz trusts. 226 00:11:00.200 --> 00:11:02.480 And now she was short because they run a thing 227 00:11:02.480 --> 00:11:04.879 in the paper that she wouldn't last the same amount 228 00:11:04.879 --> 00:11:08.720 of time as a cabbage fifty days ahead of cabbage 229 00:11:08.759 --> 00:11:12.000 fifty days. Yeah, yeah, I remember that day. I o 230 00:11:12.080 --> 00:11:13.960 by his money going on past fifty days and the 231 00:11:14.039 --> 00:11:14.519 heuse I'm. 232 00:11:14.440 --> 00:11:16.720 Looking for her, Yeah yeah, yeah, fifty days like there's 233 00:11:16.919 --> 00:11:21.360 there's there are fridge products in my fridge that are. 234 00:11:21.240 --> 00:11:24.320 Fifty days plus like that. I will have no, probably 235 00:11:24.440 --> 00:11:26.279 takes more than fifty days to get through a bottle 236 00:11:26.320 --> 00:11:30.240 of seven seas now you said it, you know. And 237 00:11:30.279 --> 00:11:34.279 then it was Rechi's bigger part Ricchi Suna after that, 238 00:11:34.320 --> 00:11:36.360 and then into Keer Starmer and now he's fucked out 239 00:11:36.360 --> 00:11:38.759 as well, Like I gotta tell you, when you take 240 00:11:38.799 --> 00:11:41.279 that into account, Tom, and then you take into account 241 00:11:41.279 --> 00:11:43.480 the fact that meehall Martin has been head of fen 242 00:11:43.519 --> 00:11:47.759 of falls since two and eleven for fifteen straight year. 243 00:11:48.480 --> 00:11:52.279 And it's not like he's not We're not a political podcast, Tom, 244 00:11:52.720 --> 00:11:55.480 but he's due a performance review, one would say, at least, right. 245 00:11:55.559 --> 00:11:59.799 I don't know how you like even in the company, 246 00:12:00.480 --> 00:12:03.720 unless you're killing it, you don't. You don't hold onto 247 00:12:03.720 --> 00:12:05.639 the flag that for that long. You just don't get 248 00:12:06.039 --> 00:12:10.080 like if you and your country I know is definitely 249 00:12:10.159 --> 00:12:13.200 not a company. And I know people because that's what 250 00:12:13.480 --> 00:12:15.720 Trump's initial thoughts was that he was going to run 251 00:12:15.720 --> 00:12:18.000 a country like a company or whatever, and it's not. 252 00:12:18.519 --> 00:12:21.639 But it's the same time. You drop the fucking ball 253 00:12:22.200 --> 00:12:24.519 that many times, and I know you've got a lot 254 00:12:24.559 --> 00:12:26.399 of fucking things to play off things, but at the 255 00:12:26.440 --> 00:12:27.279 same time you're. 256 00:12:27.120 --> 00:12:30.000 Like, here, you're not set up for success. 257 00:12:30.039 --> 00:12:33.120 One might say, but there's there's no recourse for failure either. 258 00:12:33.519 --> 00:12:37.159 But in Ireland there's no recourse. There's there's no reprocaussions, 259 00:12:37.200 --> 00:12:38.320 Like you just really. 260 00:12:38.039 --> 00:12:39.080 Isn't you just feel? 261 00:12:39.120 --> 00:12:39.879 You go what else? 262 00:12:40.480 --> 00:12:40.720 Yeah? 263 00:12:40.799 --> 00:12:43.000 What else? Like what are we gonna do about? Who? 264 00:12:43.080 --> 00:12:44.360 Who wants this? You know what I mean? 265 00:12:44.960 --> 00:12:46.759 You know, the turn around and go look yeah, in 266 00:12:46.799 --> 00:12:49.600 Ireland they go like yeah, ever and ship, but like, 267 00:12:50.120 --> 00:12:53.879 come on, what do you want to do? Yeah, quit quinn. 268 00:12:53.879 --> 00:12:55.440 I'm not a quittor. And it's like, actually, yeah, you 269 00:12:55.440 --> 00:12:57.159 know what, leave him in charge for all that. Like 270 00:12:57.519 --> 00:12:59.159 this is madness, you know. That's like going out with 271 00:12:59.200 --> 00:13:01.879 someone that you fuck hate and you're like been with 272 00:13:01.919 --> 00:13:03.440 them a long time. Though at the same time, it's 273 00:13:03.519 --> 00:13:04.559 money wasted at this ditch. 274 00:13:04.639 --> 00:13:07.159 And if I'm not mistaken, I think our T shirt 275 00:13:07.200 --> 00:13:09.519 gets a lot more money in the PM now. I'm 276 00:13:09.519 --> 00:13:12.320 sure there's more potential as a PM to make money 277 00:13:12.320 --> 00:13:13.320 out down the side. 278 00:13:13.120 --> 00:13:16.919 With the opportunity to earn tom isn't that mad money 279 00:13:16.919 --> 00:13:18.279 at that on the sales the. 280 00:13:18.240 --> 00:13:20.200 Private the private sector after that, if you set up 281 00:13:20.279 --> 00:13:22.679 enough arms deals, you know, out of Afghanistan and stuff 282 00:13:22.679 --> 00:13:24.440 like that. I'm just saying that you could potentially end 283 00:13:24.480 --> 00:13:26.399 up in a nice little gig afterwards where you get 284 00:13:26.399 --> 00:13:30.080 show for it everywhere in the fucking mayback. But you're 285 00:13:30.159 --> 00:13:34.200 right in that it's admirable and laughable with the bridge 286 00:13:34.200 --> 00:13:36.440 all at the same time. It's laughable because they're running 287 00:13:36.480 --> 00:13:39.039 the fucking place into the ground and nobody seems to 288 00:13:39.039 --> 00:13:43.000 have a fucking hand on the tiller. But it is admirable. 289 00:13:43.759 --> 00:13:47.120 I think there's something to admire about either somebody having 290 00:13:47.120 --> 00:13:50.759 the fucking bottle to just fuck off an or for 291 00:13:50.840 --> 00:13:54.240 the British people to go it's a fucking disgrace. Get out, 292 00:13:54.559 --> 00:13:55.879 get out, you know. 293 00:13:56.200 --> 00:13:58.919 And like I'm soft hearted, Tom, if I had enough 294 00:13:58.919 --> 00:14:02.080 people yelling at me that I'm useless and I should leave, 295 00:14:02.159 --> 00:14:05.240 I'd be like terribly sorry for wasting your time. 296 00:14:05.720 --> 00:14:07.879 I had no idea that there'd be a point where 297 00:14:07.919 --> 00:14:09.720 you'd have like, there has to be a point where 298 00:14:09.720 --> 00:14:14.039 you go, yeah, they might be right at this. I 299 00:14:14.120 --> 00:14:15.440 might be way better a golf. 300 00:14:15.919 --> 00:14:18.399 You know, we've we've we as comedians, Tom know when 301 00:14:18.440 --> 00:14:21.480 we've outstayed our welcome on stage and we cut things short. 302 00:14:21.559 --> 00:14:24.120 What we don't do is like get ready for another 303 00:14:24.159 --> 00:14:26.679 half an hour. This lad's this is exactly an hour. 304 00:14:26.799 --> 00:14:27.639 Joke's more common. 305 00:14:27.720 --> 00:14:29.759 And you know what, you take pride in taking your 306 00:14:29.759 --> 00:14:32.200 licks and telling your friends. And I've talked on many 307 00:14:32.200 --> 00:14:34.919 podcasts about, as they say, in the business eating dicks. 308 00:14:35.159 --> 00:14:37.840 And we had a whole segment once upon a time 309 00:14:37.919 --> 00:14:40.399 called My worst giy Gamer and you're happy. 310 00:14:40.159 --> 00:14:41.480 To take it for a long time now. 311 00:14:41.799 --> 00:14:44.120 It did, But you know, what we knew when to 312 00:14:44.159 --> 00:14:46.399 park it. We fucking knew when to parket the last 313 00:14:46.399 --> 00:14:47.919 fucking sixteen years. I can tell you that point. 314 00:14:48.000 --> 00:14:50.720 I'll tell you that much. Here's the thing, Tom, it's 315 00:14:50.759 --> 00:14:52.399 it's and we're not going to spend all night talking 316 00:14:52.440 --> 00:14:57.360 about British politics because again we stress and let them matter. 317 00:14:59.240 --> 00:15:03.000 But it it's a completely different mentality from not just 318 00:15:03.279 --> 00:15:06.200 political life, but just job life. Like I personally, if 319 00:15:06.200 --> 00:15:09.200 I ever got a job, I would always say, well, 320 00:15:09.240 --> 00:15:11.559 this is my job now, and I will do this 321 00:15:11.600 --> 00:15:14.679 for as long as I can, and I will do 322 00:15:14.759 --> 00:15:16.559 the best I can. And I may not like it, 323 00:15:16.600 --> 00:15:19.360 but this is the job and we're going to we're 324 00:15:19.360 --> 00:15:20.840 going to keep going on it. And then you'd meet 325 00:15:20.960 --> 00:15:23.720 lads that will be just like quitting jobs every two weeks. 326 00:15:23.960 --> 00:15:25.799 Fuck it, I'll go on to something else, yeah, in 327 00:15:25.919 --> 00:15:28.399 another place, and like but they get given a new 328 00:15:28.480 --> 00:15:30.200 uniform or whatever it be, and they'd be like, you know, 329 00:15:30.279 --> 00:15:32.000 our fucking no, actually I'm going to jump I just 330 00:15:32.039 --> 00:15:35.039 kept jumping ship every six months, going around the place. 331 00:15:35.080 --> 00:15:37.399 Now I ask you, Tom, who's right. 332 00:15:38.960 --> 00:15:42.120 Yeah, I mean if if if if? Yeah, if at 333 00:15:42.120 --> 00:15:44.960 first your shite move on? Yeah, do you know that 334 00:15:45.120 --> 00:15:48.960 that gets an element. Now, I my my thinking with 335 00:15:49.039 --> 00:15:53.679 these fuckers of ours is that they can't see what 336 00:15:54.200 --> 00:15:55.960 to do afterwards? Do you know what kind of way 337 00:15:56.120 --> 00:15:58.000 like well, like are they all trying to get to 338 00:15:58.039 --> 00:16:00.720 the pensionage and just just clip it at that? Because 339 00:16:01.159 --> 00:16:06.360 what do you go do after that? Because you I mean, 340 00:16:06.600 --> 00:16:08.759 what do you hire me Hal Martin to do? Do 341 00:16:08.799 --> 00:16:11.399 you know what I mean? Maybe make a decent school 342 00:16:11.440 --> 00:16:13.720 principle or something like that, But what do you hire 343 00:16:13.759 --> 00:16:15.840 him to do? Because you can't put him out front 344 00:16:15.840 --> 00:16:18.120 of the house, you know as a sales guy, you know, 345 00:16:18.159 --> 00:16:19.960 because you've got a big windows firm and you know, 346 00:16:20.039 --> 00:16:21.879 like you do. You see a lot of sports stars 347 00:16:21.960 --> 00:16:23.759 end up falling into gigs like that where they go, 348 00:16:24.360 --> 00:16:26.559 I'm kind of the face of you know, the pm 349 00:16:26.600 --> 00:16:28.159 group or you know, I'm kind of the face of 350 00:16:28.240 --> 00:16:30.840 KPMG and Munster or whatever, and that's the thing that happens. 351 00:16:30.879 --> 00:16:33.080 You're like, yeah, he's an affable character, and he's nice, 352 00:16:33.080 --> 00:16:35.240 he shakes hands and he knows how to you know, 353 00:16:35.320 --> 00:16:38.799 buy a drink and buy there's nothing. There's nothing you 354 00:16:38.840 --> 00:16:42.440 can do with me. While Martin's sure the other end of. 355 00:16:42.440 --> 00:16:45.960 Things, Tom could I put forward a counter argument, retire bitch. 356 00:16:46.320 --> 00:16:47.559 Fuck could sit in the house. 357 00:16:49.080 --> 00:16:51.159 There's nobody sit in the house anymore. 358 00:16:51.399 --> 00:16:53.799 They want they want to fuck a pensioner. They want 359 00:16:53.799 --> 00:16:54.240 the pension. 360 00:16:55.000 --> 00:16:57.000 I know, I know this. I know it's a whole 361 00:16:57.000 --> 00:16:58.960 different mentality, but I've said it to you, Tom. There's 362 00:16:59.080 --> 00:17:01.480 I have a I have a in my head, and 363 00:17:01.519 --> 00:17:04.000 it's not high. If I ever got that amount of 364 00:17:04.039 --> 00:17:06.160 money into my hand, you would never fucking hear from me. 365 00:17:06.279 --> 00:17:08.640 Ye yeah, yeah, yeah. You'd sign up sign in for 366 00:17:08.680 --> 00:17:11.759 the podcast next Monday, and I just wouldn't be there. 367 00:17:11.799 --> 00:17:13.599 I'd be like, good Will hunting. You'd be rapping on 368 00:17:13.599 --> 00:17:15.640 the door. Yeah, I guess he ain't here, Will ain't 369 00:17:15.680 --> 00:17:17.240 home today, I'll be gone. 370 00:17:17.720 --> 00:17:21.480 Yeah yeah. And I do you know what I I 371 00:17:21.839 --> 00:17:23.920 it dug into my brain. I was like, well, okay, well, 372 00:17:23.920 --> 00:17:28.400 what's the residing the thing with all these uh these pms. 373 00:17:28.400 --> 00:17:31.759 And something I remember hearing before was that the I 374 00:17:31.799 --> 00:17:34.039 know we have the likes of klongoes here, but which 375 00:17:34.400 --> 00:17:36.759 you know shapes boys for the future. Yeah, doesn't it 376 00:17:36.880 --> 00:17:41.000 just eating eating twenty of the fifty odd that's some 377 00:17:41.160 --> 00:17:45.440 percentage twenty of the of the of the the fifty 378 00:17:45.559 --> 00:17:50.400 eight pms went to eating. Now, I mean if that 379 00:17:50.440 --> 00:17:52.480 doesn't tell you, you know, you know the likes of 380 00:17:52.480 --> 00:17:56.640 Boris Johnson, David Cameron, I know they went. You know, 381 00:17:56.680 --> 00:17:58.440 there's and they have all the look at that pudgy 382 00:17:58.720 --> 00:18:03.559 school boy look like seven went to Harrow, which is 383 00:18:03.640 --> 00:18:06.519 essentially the same thing. You know. I think Bennett comber 384 00:18:06.519 --> 00:18:09.920 Back went to Harrow on the Hill, you know, Westminster. 385 00:18:10.079 --> 00:18:13.680 I think there was six uh fucking and Winchester College, 386 00:18:13.680 --> 00:18:16.599 which again is they're all four cheeks of the one arts, 387 00:18:16.640 --> 00:18:18.319 if you know what I mean, Like Richie sun as 388 00:18:18.359 --> 00:18:20.720 Soon that went to that, and you get that the 389 00:18:20.759 --> 00:18:23.839 odd ones like and typically their labor that went to 390 00:18:23.960 --> 00:18:27.000 as they call him, grammar schools, you know, regular schools. 391 00:18:27.039 --> 00:18:28.720 But like you know what I mean, like you know 392 00:18:28.720 --> 00:18:30.960 what I mean, they were they're either pupposed for the 393 00:18:31.000 --> 00:18:33.559 time like whatever, being driven by somebody who went to 394 00:18:33.640 --> 00:18:37.359 fucking eating behind them, like but when you look at 395 00:18:37.359 --> 00:18:41.720 it then it's it's you look at them. I just went, well, 396 00:18:41.759 --> 00:18:44.359 I wonder if they're in similar you know, I'm guessing 397 00:18:44.559 --> 00:18:48.480 not many t shocks went to my school, I can 398 00:18:48.799 --> 00:18:51.440 tell you and lo and behold, Yeah, well we all 399 00:18:51.480 --> 00:18:55.079 know Leo Radker. I mean he's more Tory than fucking 400 00:18:55.160 --> 00:18:58.000 the Tories. He went to wait here where he went 401 00:18:58.039 --> 00:19:01.200