Speaker 1: Welcome to episode four.
Speaker 2: If she's my girlfriend, pick up, please pick up?
Speaker 3: Mom? He don'd got renouver multiple times last night. Yes,
my manager. I didn't like him, but nobody deserves that
what happened to him. I don't believe it. The sixth
sick world be living. I can't believe this. Mom. Will
you come over? Oh? Can I come by that? I
don't want to be alone.
Speaker 1: Lisa, Lisa, I'm here.
Speaker 3: That's why I'm hearing things. I'm leaving right now. I
need to see you losing my mind if I stay.
Speaker 1: Lisa is my one. She completes me, and right now
she's hurting. I wish I could go to her and
comfort her. As part of a new segment of the show,
we're expanding to include call ins. If you're wanting to
be on the show and talk about relationships or are
needing advice, please call five five five, one two three four.
By the way, five is Lisa's lucky number. Lisa, I
love you. This podcast is a symbol of our love.
Let's take some calls. Okay, next call you're on the air. Hey,
bro Max here at Oklahoma City. I randomly found your
podcast and I love it so far. Your dedication to
this woman is admirable. Thank you, Max. And the woman
has a name. It's Lisa. Right on, dude. Another caller,
This is great. Hello, you're on the air. Hey, bro,
you know this is weird, right Who the fuck makes
a show about their girlfriend? Sir, I don't appreciate the cursing.
Please don't curse on my show. She don't even know
who I am, do you? No, sir, I do not.
Speaker 2: The name Ziggy a creep and I'll report you to
the police.
Speaker 1: Uh, Ziggy, there's nothing to report. I'm just talking on
a show about my girlfriend.
Speaker 2: Whatever.
Speaker 1: Bye, this is great. Another caller, Hello, this is Danny.
Speaker 2: Hey Danny, I've been listening to you since your first show.
Am I in the air with you?
Speaker 1: A fan?
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 1: You are?
Speaker 2: You know I want to tell you I'm a recently
single man and hearing you being so dedicated to your
lover is such a beautiful gift. Cherish it always.
Speaker 1: Oh when did you become single?
Speaker 2: Let me see you. It was about about four years ago.
Speaker 1: Well still hurts, doesn't it every day?
Speaker 2: Danny? You know when it's meant to be? This was it?
Speaker 1: I know what you mean for me and Lisa. It's
been magic.
Speaker 2: Six months of beautiful magic. You made the six months together? Wow.
Me and Rosie only date of four times, but it
was magic for that month. Whoa, yeah, Danny, would you uh?
Would you like to hang out sometime? I mean, I've
got a game station console with cal A Valor. I'm
just so lonely lately.
Speaker 1: Are you serious? Uh? Yeah? Oh wait, I have a
girlfriend now, I'm pretty busy now sorry.
Speaker 2: Okay, is it okay? If I stay connected though, I'm
thinking of getting on the dating apps, but don't know
how to use them.
Speaker 1: Of course, email me at Danny at she'sm girlfriend dot com.
Or just call in again.
Speaker 2: Okay, Danny at She's my girlfriend dot com. Thank you
so much, No problem. Oh this is this is great,
This is fantastic. Thank you so much.
Speaker 1: Oh another caller, Danny. Oh my god, Lisa, Oh Lisa.
Speaker 3: What is going on? My friend found this podcast and
ready and forwarded it to me. Is this a joke?
Speaker 1: It's Lisa.
Speaker 3: It's It's been six months since I've even seen you.
We went at.
Speaker 1: One date, but we're soulmates and I complete you. I
even made a show about you to show the world
how great we are together.
Speaker 3: Am I being recorded right now.
Speaker 2: No, not at all good.
Speaker 3: This would be an invasion of my privacy. And what
is this? The whole podcast is about me?
Speaker 1: Well, yeah it is. You like that, right, dude.
Speaker 3: You gotta stop right now.
Speaker 1: Lisa, I need to tell you. I love you so much.
Speaker 3: No, leave me alone, but.
Speaker 1: I love you.
Speaker 3: You better stop right now, leave me alone.
Speaker 1: You creep, Lisa, I love you.
Speaker 3: Fuck off, I'm serious,