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Speaker 2: I have just had a thought. You could have dressed
Speaker 2: up like a sheep for Halloween.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's true. I could have. And Neil could have
Speaker 3: dressed up as a.
Speaker 1: Sheep farmer and walked behind me very closely in the
Speaker 1: two of.
Speaker 4: His feet seven in the morning early for this Why
Speaker 4: only mind.
Speaker 3: Because it would have been a good look.
Speaker 1: And now Handle on the news, ladies and gentlemen, here's
Speaker 1: Bill Handle. Oh yes, Foy Friday, November eighth, What a week,
Speaker 1: What a week. And we're still in the middle of
Speaker 1: a huge story with fire, and we'll be talking about
Speaker 1: that Amy, certainly we'll be talking about that, and then
Speaker 1: the beginning of the Trump administration some really interesting things.
Speaker 1: As I had said, as we had all said, we're
Speaker 1: in for a roller coasha ride. There is no question
Speaker 1: all about that. So we'll be talking a little bit
Speaker 1: here there about it. Also, we have Foody Friday, which
Speaker 1: is why it's Foody Friday, and that's at eight o'clock
Speaker 1: this morning.
Speaker 3: This week's World in Review.
Speaker 1: And a topic, Oh god, I love this topic, and.
Speaker 3: That is atheist chaplains.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, that's coming up at seven point fifty,
Speaker 1: but we may do at seven point thirty. And because
Speaker 1: I'm going to bring you in because we're always talking
Speaker 1: about atheism and God, et cetera, and that may go
Speaker 1: to sections, so we may hold over the retailer's returnless refunds.
Speaker 3: See what happens.
Speaker 1: The show is put together as we do the show.
Speaker 1: It's very strange how we do it. You talk about
Speaker 1: live radio.
Speaker 3: Huh.
Speaker 1: All right, good morning to everybody, Neil, morning.
Speaker 3: To you, Good morning.
Speaker 1: Oh and tomorrow, Neil and I are going to be
Speaker 1: at the Wildfork and Laguna to gel together from two
Speaker 1: to five. Tell you more about that later. Yeah, we'll
Speaker 1: be pitching that a fair amount today. Also, I'll be
Speaker 1: pitching that at on handle on the Law too, And
Speaker 1: you know, yeah it is handle on the Law is syndicated.
Speaker 1: I'm assuming people know that, and it's heard in several
Speaker 1: hundred markets around the country. I'm going to be asking
Speaker 1: people in Florida and Maine to come on out, come
Speaker 1: on out this afternoon. Yeah, okay, so it's a plane ride,
Speaker 1: but we are going to be together from two to
Speaker 1: five at the Wild Fork.
Speaker 3: In Laguna, and Miguel, wasn't that a neat way for
Speaker 3: me to brag?
Speaker 4: Well, the way I look at it, anybody dumb enough
Speaker 4: to listen to handle on the law for legal advice
Speaker 4: might just get on a plane to come see you.
Speaker 3: On a Saturday and Laguna Negal.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's true. And you say, don't forget your teeth.
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 4: You know what, people on social media have been very
Speaker 4: kind and are excited about it.
Speaker 3: So I'm looking forward to hanging out with you for tomorrow.
Speaker 1: Oh, not listening to the show on handling a lot
Speaker 1: being excited about us.
Speaker 3: I listen every Saturday, right Amy, Good morning.
Speaker 5: Good morning, Bill.
Speaker 2: And can I just say, since you mentioned the fires,
Speaker 2: we talked to Dean Sharp this morning, host of at
Speaker 2: Home with Dean Sharp here on KFI. He had some
Speaker 2: great tips for fireproofing your home. If you want to
Speaker 2: go listen to the podcast.
Speaker 3: Yeah, no, he always does.
Speaker 2: They were really good and especially always does for people
Speaker 2: who don't think they might be at risk.
Speaker 3: Yeah. No, it's always great information.
Speaker 1: The best Yeah, the best information he's ever come up
Speaker 1: with is move to an island.
Speaker 4: Would you see that today? I'm a fan of a
Speaker 4: building igloo. Yeah, yeah, move to Knowles, his math, his
Speaker 4: math on what you need to do to protect yourself
Speaker 4: from large flames.
Speaker 3: This morning, Amy was insane.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's no, he's very very good. And what he does,
Speaker 1: I mean obviously, and he has spoken about this. If
Speaker 1: there is a flame, if there's a fire coming in
Speaker 1: to the extent that this mountain fire is attacking you,
Speaker 1: you're done.
Speaker 3: I mean, you can't deal with that.
Speaker 1: But it's throwing embers miles in front of it, and
Speaker 1: that you can do and those can really cause fires
Speaker 1: and for your house down. So anyway, great, great information,
Speaker 1: and you can listen to it on demand. Yeah, Dean
Speaker 1: does this. We usually do whatever you have fire season.
Speaker 1: He's excellent to that.
Speaker 3: Hello and good morning.
Speaker 5: Good morning Bill.
Speaker 1: Oh you sounds so chipper and kno Bill, Bill, Okay,
Speaker 1: that sounds better.
Speaker 3: Okay, let me see. You know, I got nothing, So
Speaker 3: you guys want to do something like what I don't know,
Speaker 3: don't know, you know, yeah, talk about fire day Friday. Hey, yeah,
Speaker 3: let's row schambeau.
Speaker 5: What are we roam for?
Speaker 3: I don't know. It doesn't work on the radio.
Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, guys, yeah, you probably would, you know,
Speaker 1: savle My, Uh.
Speaker 3: Basically my best friend, a dear friend of Neil and mine.
Speaker 1: It has a scleroroderma, which is a horrific disease, which
Speaker 1: is a hardening of the skin, hardening of the arteries,
Speaker 1: and it is a life threatening disease. And we didn't
Speaker 1: know what it was. And when he first told me,
Speaker 1: uh hell, he just called me. We finally got a diagnosis, Bill,
Speaker 1: it's scleroderma. And I blurted out, that means we can
Speaker 1: play hockey with your kidneys correct, And he said, see,
Speaker 1: that's why we're friends.
Speaker 3: And then his.
Speaker 1: Skin if he does an exercise, his fingers become clawlike
Speaker 1: and he can't move them.
Speaker 4: At your wedding, he looks wonder because he's he's exercising
Speaker 4: like he's very good looking.
Speaker 1: So when he was, but when his skin does tighten up,
Speaker 1: I'm always I always want to pay rock scissors paper
Speaker 1: with him because I never lose.
Speaker 3: Okay, let's do it.
Speaker 1: It is time handle on the news with Amy, Neil
Speaker 1: and me lead.
Speaker 3: Story and it is the Mountain fire Man.
Speaker 1: It exploded two thousand acres an hour yesterday. Let me
Speaker 1: defer to Amy right here, Amy, because you're keeping up
Speaker 1: with the latest.
Speaker 2: Yes, So it's over twenty thousand acres. They've confirmed that
Speaker 2: one hundred and thirty two structures, houses and other buildings
Speaker 2: have been destroyed. Eighty eight others are damaged. The fire
Speaker 2: is five percent surrounded and did not grow much yesterday.
Speaker 2: They've got like eight hundred firefighters on the lines. The
Speaker 2: governor toward some of the fire damage and declared a
Speaker 2: state of emergency. That's good at freeze up some resources,
Speaker 2: and they are expecting the winds to die down today,
Speaker 2: so that is hopefully going to help out.
Speaker 1: To Yeah, of course you saw the video last night
Speaker 1: of the fire and the damage and the neighborhoods that were.
Speaker 5: Flattened, like reduced to nothing, right to the.
Speaker 1: Foundation, But it's not even that used to be end
Speaker 1: of the world head line stuff. Today it is expected
Speaker 1: and doesn't surprise anybody. It's by school shootings. Uh okay,
Speaker 1: big number, that's news small number. EH one hundred homes,
Speaker 1: fifty homes destroyed, EH, two hundred, three hundred.
Speaker 3: Okay, now we have a story.
Speaker 2: So Newsom wants to Trump proof California less than thirty
Speaker 2: six hours after former President Trump was declared the winner
Speaker 2: of the twenty twenty four presidential election. Governor Newsom has
Speaker 2: called for a special session of the legislature. He says
Speaker 2: he wants to increase legal funding to protect California policies
Speaker 2: on civil rights, climate change, abortion access, and disaster funding.
Speaker 2: He said, the freedoms we hold deer in California are
Speaker 2: under attack, and we won't sit idle.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm going to talk more about that at seven o'clock.
Speaker 1: This is a whole lot to do about not very much.
Speaker 1: A lot of symbolism here. Not anything dummy, isn't he Yeah, dumby?
Speaker 1: This is not This is basically kind of a dumb move.
Speaker 1: It's it's nothing. It's just you know, standing up and screaming.
Speaker 3: And we'll talk more about that. We'll talk more about
Speaker 3: that at seven o'clock.
Speaker 1: And this may be the opening salvo of Newsim's run
Speaker 1: for the presidency. It's getting closer and closer for the
Speaker 1: nomination next time out because it's going to be an
Speaker 1: open battle.
Speaker 3: Of course, Trump won't be able to run.
Speaker 1: Again unless MAGA people say we need to redo our
Speaker 1: constitution like they did in Russia, which gave Putin, like
Speaker 1: they used to have a two term limit in Russia,
Speaker 1: not anymore.
Speaker 3: Putin had that changed. Well, we used to not have
Speaker 3: a limit, did.
Speaker 1: We Yeah, until FDR. We did it after FDR. He
Speaker 1: was elected four times and they said that's enough. And
Speaker 1: keep in mind that we've never had a limit. And
Speaker 1: there was never a president that lasted or or serve
Speaker 1: more than two third terms.
Speaker 3: Until nineteen thirty two.
Speaker 1: So from seventeen eighty one, when George Washington became the president,
Speaker 1: president president, there was never anybody lasted longer than two terms.
Speaker 3: They just gave it up.
Speaker 1: He was sort of the thing to do. And then
Speaker 1: would you be president because some people like it? As
Speaker 1: someone was asked Lyndon Johnson, I was president. Two things
Speaker 1: you know about two things about the presidency? What do
Speaker 1: you think are the best?
Speaker 3: Two things? Goes one? Air Force one two? You never
Speaker 3: stand in line for anything? Okay, isn't that what you
Speaker 3: say about being the host of the morning show? What
Speaker 3: air Force one? Yeah? And never standing in line for anything? Yeah?
Speaker 3: I wish you had joined me.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I did a Costco run yesterday and it was
Speaker 1: the most crowded I have ever seen.
Speaker 3: If you and I sat there in line for twenty minutes.
Speaker 4: If you get a plane, can we call it OI
Speaker 4: Force one?
Speaker 3: I'm trying to think of that that's bad or good.
Speaker 1: It's sort of it's sort of stupid, but sort of
Speaker 1: it's also sort of very good too.
Speaker 3: Let me think that through. How do you pronounce your
Speaker 3: last name? Susie Wiles? Wiles Wiles?
Speaker 4: Okay, she's a long time GOP operative, but she's kind
Speaker 4: of been avoiding the spotlight. She's she's going to serve
Speaker 4: as President Elect Trump's White House chief of staff. She
Speaker 4: was the one who's credited for running this last Trump
Speaker 4: which they say this campaign was the most disciplined and
Speaker 4: well executed.
Speaker 1: Kid.
Speaker 3: Yeah, she is.
Speaker 1: I was watching an interview last night on CNN describing
Speaker 1: her as being both sides. Everybody thinks she's a very
Speaker 1: disciplined she.
Speaker 3: She's universally admired, absolutely.
Speaker 1: And there was there was a story about how she
Speaker 1: said that there are certain conditions that have to be
Speaker 1: met before I will be the White House chief of staff.
Speaker 1: One of them is she said, and it was described
Speaker 1: by the interviewee a pundit is that she said, We're
Speaker 1: not going to have a clown car outside of the
Speaker 1: White House door where everybody is piling into the Oval office.
Speaker 3: That's not going to happen. It was very well said.
Speaker 5: I think she runs a tight ship.
Speaker 1: She does run a tight ship where Trump, anybody could
Speaker 1: walk in. Trump is very loose. He's always had that
Speaker 1: way of management. People walk in, they don't wait, what
Speaker 1: are you doing? And that's and you know, if you're
Speaker 1: going to have a buttoned down presidency, it has to
Speaker 1: be more disciplined, and he's not.
Speaker 3: So he brought her in.
Speaker 1: So it goes to show you he understands that maybe
Speaker 1: we have to go in a little direction in terms
Speaker 1: of operational, operationally.
Speaker 3: And the first world, by the way.
Speaker 4: The most powerful way for him to run his administration,
Speaker 4: say what he wants, but somebody that kind of controls things.
Speaker 3: A little more.
Speaker 2: Soccer fans have gone wild, God, and it's worse than normal.
Speaker 5: You know how soccer fans got out of control?
Speaker 2: Well, this time they attacked Israeli soccer fans at a
Speaker 2: match in Amsterdam. The least made dozens of arrest the fans.
Speaker 2: The Israeli fans were targeted in several areas of the
Speaker 2: city after the match between Maccabi Tel Aviv and Dutch
Speaker 2: club Ajax.
Speaker 3: Yeah, maccabee by the way, Macabee.
Speaker 5: Sorry, Yeah, they.
Speaker 3: Didn't go to Hebrew school.
Speaker 2: I did not there you are, Yeah, and they're now.
Speaker 2: The Israel Foreign Ministry says they're urging Israel Israeli's tours
Speaker 2: in Amsterdam to just stay in their hotel rooms because
Speaker 2: it's dangerous out there.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's sick. And anti Semitism is growing like crazy.
Speaker 1: As I've said, Israel has become is on its way
Speaker 1: to becoming a pariah state as to what is happening
Speaker 1: in Gaza and Lebanon now.
Speaker 4: So why don't they see it separate? Why don't they
Speaker 4: see the administration separate from Uh?
Speaker 1: That's you know, here's why Israel I'll tell you this
Speaker 1: one is it goes back to you know, Jews and
Speaker 1: the religion. Most Arabs right who, let's say the Arab world,
Speaker 1: they're not anti Semitic, They're anti Zionism.
Speaker 3: That's what they're about.
Speaker 1: They there's always been somewhat of a hatred, but nothing
Speaker 1: like today. And it's because Israel is a theocracy, it's
Speaker 1: a Jewish state, and it's takeover taken over land that
Speaker 1: the Arabs feel, the Palestinians feel is their land, and
Speaker 1: everybody hates Jews.
Speaker 3: I guess is that good? Analysis. Yeah.
Speaker 4: I love the way you broke it down and put
Speaker 4: a nice, nice point on Yeah.
Speaker 3: There's been an anti semitism for forever all over the world.
Speaker 4: All rightaways, all right, go ahead, key takeaways from the
Speaker 4: Fed's rate cut. After the election. You know, all this
Speaker 4: stuff is going to tie into presidential politics. You've got
Speaker 4: the charitr Rome Powell. A lot of people were wondering
Speaker 4: if he's going to you know, run through his entire
Speaker 4: you know, length of being chair, which I think goes
Speaker 4: into mid of twenty twenty six. But it looks like
Speaker 4: everything that's come out of President Trump's camp is that
Speaker 4: they're not going to change him or do anything more.
Speaker 4: Tax rate cuts are expected for twenty twenty five, but
Speaker 4: you know, with a new president, there's a lot of
Speaker 4: things that can impact that. Proposed policies, tax cuts, deregulation, tariffs,
Speaker 4: all these big.
Speaker 1: One is going to be teriffs in a lot of ways.
Speaker 1: I saw a big fan I saw on Instagram there
Speaker 1: was a letter. I don't know if it's real or not,
Speaker 1: fake news or not, but it's a CEO a small
Speaker 1: manufacturing company saying this year there will be no bonuses
Speaker 1: that will be given to the employees because in anticipation
Speaker 1: of the tariffs, we're going to have to pay much
Speaker 1: much more for our goods that we're going from China.
Speaker 3: Therefore, it's going to be more expensive for us to manufacture.
Speaker 3: We don't have the money to pay you.
Speaker 1: I think people are going to wake up and realize
Speaker 1: if tariffs come in, it's going to be a lot
Speaker 1: more expensive for us. It is, I mean, that's the reality.
Speaker 1: Whether that's good or bad, you decide. Some economists say good,
Speaker 1: some economis will say bad. But the price of stuff
Speaker 1: is going to go up. Inflation is going to hit
Speaker 1: even on tu Well, yeah, because everything is tariffed. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't know how it works. On the internet what.
Speaker 4: And on Wish I wish and TEAMU it didn't go up.
Speaker 1: I don't know how the tariffs work. Do you know
Speaker 1: that we have twenty six thousand tariffs out there right now?
Speaker 1: Twenty six thousand because everything is different. For just giving
Speaker 1: you an idea, you buy a ring, all right from China,
Speaker 1: Well you if you separate the stone, that's a different tariff.
Speaker 1: If you just do the metal, that's a tariff. If
Speaker 1: you just do if you do the entire ring, that's
Speaker 1: a different tariff. That's three tariffs, three different tariffs on
Speaker 1: a ring.
Speaker 3: And this is all just to motivate us to make
Speaker 3: it here at home. Yep. But that means it's going
Speaker 3: to be more money. It's going to be more money
Speaker 3: if it costs too much money.
Speaker 1: You manufacture in Mexico, for example, and that's really a
Speaker 1: sweating bullets now is Mexico. So you have car manufacturers
Speaker 1: that are manufacturing. They have their car assembly plants in
Speaker 1: Mexico to save money, and there now is a thirty
Speaker 1: percent tariff for twenty percent tariff put in there. All
Speaker 1: of a sudden, GM is now having to pay twenty percent.
Speaker 3: More to bring in the car. And so guess what
Speaker 3: the price of the car is going to go up?
Speaker 1: Now?
Speaker 3: Will they be manufacturing in the United States?
Speaker 1: That is the point of tariffs where Trump is absolutely right.
Speaker 1: If we make it so onerous you to manufacture overseas,
Speaker 1: then you have to buy American products. They have to
Speaker 1: hire American workers fair enough. How much you think a
Speaker 1: guy who assembles a car south of the border makes
Speaker 1: six dollars an hour eight dollars an hour? How about
Speaker 1: United auto workers make forty dollars an hour? It's you know,
Speaker 1: people are going to see that it's not so simple.
Speaker 3: It's going to be a little complex.
Speaker 5: So the crazies are coming out. This is so gross.
Speaker 2: Somebody is sending text messages to black men, to women,
Speaker 2: to students, including middle schoolers, and basically saying, hey, report
Speaker 2: to the plantation. Gather your stuff and report to this place.
Speaker 2: The messages are being sent anonymously. They've been reported in
Speaker 2: several states, including California. Some were instructing the recipient to
Speaker 2: show up at an address at a particular time, quote
Speaker 2: with their belonging.
Speaker 1: I'm assuming that a single hacker can do this, and
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 3: I don't know enough about tech, but.
Speaker 1: It's you know, now with the Internet, the crazy stuff
Speaker 1: comes out, and not just the conspiracy theories, which are
Speaker 1: nuts that are reprinted or reposted. But you know, okay,
Speaker 1: a small group can a single person because I can't
Speaker 1: imagine this is circulating.
Speaker 3: Well maybe it is.
Speaker 1: And you've got I mean, there are plenty of racists
Speaker 1: in this country. I've got to ask Rich that.
Speaker 2: But that it's you know, well, the FBI is in
Speaker 2: on it now, the Justice Department, the Federal Communications Question.
Speaker 5: I hope they catch these.
Speaker 3: People Trump allies.
Speaker 4: Uh, they say private sector as well, quietly prepare for
Speaker 4: mass detention of immigrants.
Speaker 3: Uh.
Speaker 4: You know, obviously he's been saying that he's going to
Speaker 4: deport a bunch of people. His day one priority is
Speaker 4: to reinstate his former administration's border policies, reverse the of
Speaker 4: President Joe Biden. So that is what is expected and
Speaker 4: people are preparing for. I can't remember what the original
Speaker 4: policy was, but the Trump's original policy.
Speaker 1: Trump's original policy was he made it remain in Mexico.
Speaker 1: That was one of them, one of his policies. The
Speaker 1: other one was separation of kids. I mean not specifically,
Speaker 1: but just it happened. It made it very, very difficult,
Speaker 1: and then Joe Biden almost doubled down on it.
Speaker 3: So Trump's going to go back to the old ways.
Speaker 1: And I mean he said day one he's going to
Speaker 1: start moving with the biggest mass deportation in the history
Speaker 1: of the United States. Now, obviously he's not going to
Speaker 1: deport eleven million people one day, but he's going to
Speaker 1: make it really difficult. This is it's not going to
Speaker 1: be an easy time for those people who are illegal
Speaker 1: immigrants coming in. And then of course there's two sides
Speaker 1: of that coin.
Speaker 3: Now, I s.
Speaker 1: You have all these white people who were just to
Speaker 1: pick strawberries, and thank goodness, they're going to get their
Speaker 1: jobs back.
Speaker 4: You know, me being an asked, Okay, Mexicans don't aspire
Speaker 4: just to pick strawberries.
Speaker 1: I was making a very bad political joke. Not so
Speaker 1: bad maybe, but okay. That's anyway where the mass deportations
Speaker 1: are going to be tough.
Speaker 3: They are.
Speaker 1: It's for we're going to be talking plenty about that
Speaker 1: because this starts January twenty first or twentieth.
Speaker 2: Well, this isn't deportations, but it's another program that President
Speaker 2: Biden wanted to have happen. It doesn't appear it's going
Speaker 2: to A judge in Texas has ruled against Biden's program
Speaker 2: that offers the path the citizenship to illegal immigrants who
Speaker 2: are married to US citizens and have been married for
Speaker 2: ten years. Remember it passed back in August. It was
Speaker 2: supposed to affect about five hundred thousand people. But now
Speaker 2: the judge says, no.
Speaker 3: Judge turned it around. It's going to go up on appeal.
Speaker 1: It used to be automatic if someone married an American citizen,
Speaker 1: it was an automatic you applied then they made it
Speaker 1: more difficult. It was sort of automatic, but you had
Speaker 1: to apply outside the country.
Speaker 3: You couldn't apply inside the country.
Speaker 2: So this would would have allowed the people to stay
Speaker 2: here while they apply for citizenship.
Speaker 3: No, it was a program offering a path to the citizenship.
Speaker 1: I think you still had to apply outside the US
Speaker 1: and then you get a green.
Speaker 3: Card, is the way I read it, if I'm not
Speaker 3: mistaken that.
Speaker 5: Into Yeah, I thought let them stay here.
Speaker 1: Originally it did, but then they changed the rules. I
Speaker 1: don't think they changed. I don't think Biden changed the rules.
Speaker 1: Back you could stay in the United States or outrun
Speaker 1: your visa, outlive your what do they call that? Overrun
Speaker 1: your visa, and then you'd have to apply. Today the
Speaker 1: rule is you can't apply in the United States.
Speaker 4: Well, more fun stuff coming from China. Chinese chemical company
Speaker 4: being accused of manufacturing flesh eating zombie drug and fentanyl
Speaker 4: and even alleging that back in November of twenty sixteen
Speaker 4: and through November of twenty twenty three that this group
Speaker 4: what is it hube Oaks sold significant amounts of not
Speaker 4: only you know fentanyl later but fentanyl precursors to customers
Speaker 4: here in the United States, and.
Speaker 1: The big one is xylazine trank and that is have
Speaker 1: you seen pictures of people who are addicted to trenk?
Speaker 3: Are those literally holes in their bodies? I mean that's
Speaker 3: the flesh eating.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's almost like a flesh eating bacteria. So what
Speaker 1: I'm going to do for let's put this up on
Speaker 1: this story up on the are Instagram because for those
Speaker 1: of you that are going to have oatmeal for breakfast,
Speaker 1: I'd like you to take some catch up and put
Speaker 1: it on your oat meal and then look at this
Speaker 1: story and really enjoy it.
Speaker 2: Kids down Under may as well power down their phones.
Speaker 2: Australia's Prime Minister says he's going to ban kids under
Speaker 2: sixteen from social media, saying the pervasive influence of things
Speaker 2: like Facebook and TikTok is doing real harm to the
Speaker 2: children and their plan then is to have like Facebook
Speaker 2: and Instagram TikTok. Those guys would be responsible for enforcing
Speaker 2: the age limit. They'd get huge fines if they allowed
Speaker 2: kids under sixteen onto the platform, and if this passes,
Speaker 2: it would be among the world's strictest measures aimed at kids.
Speaker 1: Well, I think first of all that's going to happen.
Speaker 1: This is just the harbinger of things to come. And
Speaker 1: I was wondering, how is that possible? How do you
Speaker 1: tell if someone is underage? And it occurred to me
Speaker 1: with AI. It's fairly easy. It just compares posts that
Speaker 1: kids make and what grade they're in, and what they're
Speaker 1: doing and birthdays.
Speaker 3: Et cetera.
Speaker 1: Put all that together, and you can pretty well ascertain
Speaker 1: the age of someone. For example, you can tell how
Speaker 1: old I am really easy the Internet. You do a
Speaker 1: search and there I am under hip Hipster is a
Speaker 1: word that you put together.
Speaker 4: I think they're they're gonna think you're a sixteen year
Speaker 4: olds because you go in there and you type show
Speaker 4: me boobies, and they're like, yeah, sixteen.
Speaker 1: All right, I'm gonna look at what I've typed in. Okay,
Speaker 1: stop it, Okay, where am I? Where have I searched?
Speaker 3: Okay? Lesbians from Venus? Okay? I just did that? Oh
Speaker 3: so fat birds.
Speaker 4: That's no, it's not the new Jewish couple that moved
Speaker 4: into your neighborhood.
Speaker 3: Very strong, very strong.
Speaker 4: They got these mysterious black balls. They washed up in
Speaker 4: Sydney on the beach. They stinked. They're horrible smelling. Seven
Speaker 4: Beaches last month were shut down after lifeguards spotted these
Speaker 4: thousands of black spheres.
Speaker 3: Guess what they're made of.
Speaker 4: They thought they were tar, They're actually what they're calling
Speaker 4: fat birds. They're made up of human feces, methamphetamine, human hair,
Speaker 4: fatty acids, food waste, and hundreds of other vile and
Speaker 4: disgusting substances. They smell absolutely disgusting. And their breakfast on
Speaker 4: the shores fat burgs. Can you imagine now, they're gonna
Speaker 4: do like a Titanic two, but instead they hit a
Speaker 4: fat burg.
Speaker 3: And they don't go down. And they come in all
Speaker 3: size and shapes.
Speaker 1: You can buy the extra large ones at three hundred
Speaker 1: and thirty ton fat bird.
Speaker 3: Oh boy, you know what England, Come on, there comes Fatburg. Yeah,
Speaker 3: Fatburg and the Okay, I hope.
Speaker 2: These little guys find a church so they can declare
Speaker 2: sanctuary or something.
Speaker 3: The fat birds.
Speaker 5: No, I'm moving on to the next story.
Speaker 2: The little guys I'm talking about are the forty three
Speaker 2: monkeys who escape from a research facility in South Carolina.
Speaker 5: They're reeseusque macaque monkeys. What did you say, Yeah.
Speaker 3: There were a caque. Yeah, I think those little ones.
Speaker 3: Remember the Night of the day at night at the museum. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I think that.
Speaker 5: Was a yeah, like from outreak in France.
Speaker 4: Those in a prank call to someone, all right, okay, anyway,
Speaker 4: it calls for ip freely.
Speaker 2: Anyway, the monkeys got out, they're young, they're female. People
Speaker 2: are being warned not to let them into the house,
Speaker 2: keep their doors locked, and they're they're basically hunting them down.
Speaker 2: I think they should get sanctuary since they were able
Speaker 2: to escape from this research facility.
Speaker 3: And the name one Caesar.
Speaker 5: Yes, oh yeah, oh think of that.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's happening. Thanks Trump. Now we're going to be
Speaker 4: the planet of the apes, all right. The average rate
Speaker 4: on a thirty year mortgage in the US rises to
Speaker 4: six point seven to nine percent. That is up from
Speaker 4: six point seven two percent, still down from a year
Speaker 4: ago when the rate average was seven point five percent.
Speaker 1: Anything to complain, Yeah, it's still you know, north of
Speaker 1: six percent still seems very high, at least in our mind.
Speaker 1: And it used to be where six percent was right
Speaker 1: in line. But we're still used to three percent money,
Speaker 1: that's the problem.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but that was an exceptional low, yeah for twenty years.
Speaker 3: No, it wasn't twenty years. It was a long, long time.
Speaker 3: It was. Oh yeah, it was forever. It was.
Speaker 1: I think it was after the Great Recession, and that
Speaker 1: was what two thousand and eight, So it's, you know, good,
Speaker 1: fifteen years, eighteen years, something like that.
Speaker 3: Do I have that right? Do I have the numbers?
Speaker 1: Right? I don't know. I don't do math. All right, Amy,
Speaker 1: let's do one last story.
Speaker 2: Well, they haven't talked, but Putin has a message for Trump.
Speaker 2: He didn't speak directly to the president elect, but did
Speaker 2: speak publicly about Trump's election, congratulating him on his election victory,
Speaker 2: and then also praising his courage during the July assassination attempt,
Speaker 2: Putin said his behavior at the moment of an attempt
Speaker 2: on his life left an impression on me. He turned
Speaker 2: out to be a brave man. Trump also said or
Speaker 2: Putin also said, what Trump said about restoring relations with
Speaker 2: Russia and helping to end the Ukrainian crisis, in his opinion,
Speaker 2: deserves attention at least.
Speaker 1: Oh, there'll be plenty of attention, and I think it will.
Speaker 1: I think it's going to happen. Our relations with Russia
Speaker 1: are going to now turn around and go up. The
Speaker 1: war in Ukraine. We're not going to be so pro Ukraine.
Speaker 1: It's going to be a different world. I told you
Speaker 1: we're on a roller coaster ride. Things are going to
Speaker 1: be very different for the next four year.
Speaker 3: How about it? Pardon?
Speaker 5: How can how can Trump stop it on day one?
Speaker 3: As he is probably well, I can't.
Speaker 1: What he can do is tell Ukraine we're done sip
Speaker 1: shipping you one more bullet.
Speaker 3: Done finished. You don't sit down and cut a deal
Speaker 3: right now.
Speaker 1: And that means a deal means that there's going to
Speaker 1: be some land that's going to be given to Russia.
Speaker 1: There's going to be a new part of Russia, annexing
Speaker 1: part of the Donbass.
Speaker 3: And it's going to have the most beautiful Trump Tower
Speaker 3: built on it.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 3: Yeah, although it's kind of interesting. Yeah, that's how That's
Speaker 3: how it ends. Uh, it's he is.
Speaker 1: A president has a lot of power in foreign relations.
Speaker 1: The president is almost untouchable. All Right, We're done, guys.
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